Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 366 - Strider Wilson's HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

Today we are joined by one of our favorite guests of all time, Strider Wilson. After years of working on his stand up material, Strider has officially released his FIRST full hour Stand up comedy Special. We talk about the process and the hard work people put in behind the scenes. The bros also dive deep into football and call Sad Bears Fan Joe after a horrible hail mary game winner against the commanders. We also take a call from our friend Matt, who was challenged the bros to a MEAT-OFF. Who can eat the most amount of meat before tapping out? We will see! Check out Striders new Special here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trRxGK_9Z2g&t We are live streaming a Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour! PITTSBURGH, NEW YORK and CHICAGO are next stops! Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Thanks to Our Sponsors:Jack Black Scents: The best Men's Fragrance company! Discover your smell today! 10% off your order  + free shipping at https://www. getjackblack.com/godeepJoin Bilt - Make every rent payment count with Bilt Rewards. Use Bilt to pay rent and get points for Hotels, Travel and More! Start Today! https://www.joinbilt.com/godeep MagicMind, Easy Rider, Botanic Tonics

What's your dream, go with me, try to change dreams. Stokers of Stoke Nation, today is a huge, momentous, grand occasion. It is the release day of Strider Wilson's special, directed by J.T. Parr. Hell yeah, let's go. No, no, dude, the touches you put on, it would not be what it is without you.

Both of you, you played a role in this too. You'll hear Chad's voice. You fucking got the crowd amped. So very stoked, dude. Honored for it to be out. Check it out. How are you feeling? Good, dude.

Like it's funny where I'd be like, oh, once it would drop, be like, okay, hands off. Let it just go, dude. But it's like, no, you got Eclipse. Jake's helping with Eclipse legend. So just pushing it now. The sales never stop, baby. Oh, no.

You just gotta keep pushing. And when you got so much energy being like, who's seeing it? Are they loving it? Exactly, I was like, dude, should I even read the comments? And it's been a problem. I mean, we shot it back in April and then we did you, dude, you put in a lot of hours on this to like our edits and just while you're on the road. We've seen it a billion times. Yeah. And there was those like when we were first doing it, our heads would just be hurting, you

know, there was that one big edit. There was the one big edit. The guy Brian that edited it is Brian Levin. So yeah, shout out to everyone dude. Freaking Mason Morbitt, Jordana Brewster dude, Bert Alina, what up? So everyone at ATC. Cam who? Cam Fife, yeah. And now Pennebaker who shot it.

He's really responsible for why it looks so beautiful. They did a great job setting up that room. It was awesome. for why it looks so beautiful. They did a great job setting up that room. It was awesome. Yeah, it looks incredible, dude. It looks fantastic. You look great. Thank you. You really pop on screen there. Dude, I'm wearing a little foundation, you know, that little floodlight up there. Shea did your Shea. She's associate producer on this. Shea, what up, shout out. She helped me out. The title card looks great. It's sick, dude, like they did an amazing job with all that, like it's incredible.

Yes, everyone go check it out on the All Things Comedy podcast. You can have clips coming out the wazoo, that's gonna be sick. Tons of clips, and then, well it's been nice that we've been able to go, I've been able to join you guys on the road, and first of all, that wouldn't happen without you guys. I that we've been able to go I've been able to join you guys on the road and first of all that wouldn't happen without you guys I wouldn't have been able to make that material, but then now it's like alright square one

Yeah, I'm telling that like Klaus butthole joke. I'm like, I gotta get this out of my act I gotta get this joke out of my like so It is a fun one. It is fun. I'm like dude, it's just new material. I'm like get a funny idea, get a funny idea. You know what I learned? I did this show Joke Off last week and you just get a topic and you riff on it. Like it's like a contest kind of thing

like where you get a topic. The audience gives a topic and then four comics all do like five minutes on it. They get 10 minutes to write. They do five minutes on it. They get 10 minutes to write. They do five minutes on it. And Bruce Gray was in it and I was talking to him. He does the show a lot. And he's like, dude, that's how I,

it's like, it's a good way to generate material is you get like a random topic generator on the internet. And it'll give you, you just like have it bring you topics and you're like write material from that. Oh, that's probably like prompts. Yeah, instead of having, because you get inspiration from the world, but also like just having something feed you

things to think about helps a lot instead of just relying on your dome. Totally. Totally. That's great. Yeah, because you're kind of sitting there and sometimes when the thoughts don't, there's days where you're just full of creativity and it comes easy. Yeah. And then there's other days where you sit there

and you're like, what do I care about? Oh, totally, dude, totally. I did like, we've seen this thing so many times. I'll be watching, I'm like, is that even funny? Why did I even say that? Do I still care? Yeah, you stare in the mirror long enough and your face stops being a face.

It just starts being like shapes. It becomes abstract. Yeah. So true. That's never happened to your face. Yeah dude I remember like one time speaking of joking off freaking had the most post-not clarity where like I just looked at my face looked at me and just started laughing out loud I'm like look at this individual. What's up dudes? I'm here today look at this individual in the mirror. What's up, dudes? I'm here today to issue a challenge. Now, I think one of the problems in politics right now

is that people care about energy and vibes more than they sometimes do about policy. And that is why I want to challenge Willie D from Friday beers to a political debate. It can be on any subject of his choosing. See Willie's a great guy and he's been out there knocking on doors for Kamala and I appreciate someone being politically engaged. But when I tried to engage him about which policies he cared about, he couldn't speak

to one of them. And I think that's a real disservice to the people's doors that he's knocking on himself and to all of America. So I am asking Willie to accept this debate. So we'll both have to learn about this stuff and then we'll both be better citizens of the United States of America. Answer the call, Willie.

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It's a sick company. I always laugh a lot after I bust. If I'm with another person, especially. Oh yeah. I always wanna laugh afterwards. Cause you know what, I think you kinda, and it's not mean to the other person, but I always feel like I'm kind of getting away

with something. I'm like, the bank heist has happened. I lay there motionless, I'm like, get the towel. She's like, can you get it? I'm like, I can't move. I can't move, I just sprayed the room. Babe, get the towel. Get the towel, babe.

And the duster, we gotta get up to the fan. Yeah, yeah. Cream jeans is in here. Cream jeans is a legend. That's how I work, it's back to work, back to work. Yeah, yes. As soon as he busts, it's back to work. What's the next thing?

Schedule meeting, send an email. Never rest on your laurels. Yeah, do the laundry, do the dishes. All nude. Yes. Dude, how sick is it being nude? Having like a, a, a cigo and you can just, you know, I, we had a pitch yesterday, two pitches,

and I couldn't sleep the night before. So I just come out nude, just dropping down. I'm like, do you have your earphones? It's the best. I love to when my wife is just relaxing. She'll be in the kitchen, we have this like little hallway where you kind of have to come out of. And I'll just kind of post up there.

And she's looking at something else and I'll ask in a very like casual voice hey have you seen the have you seen my like and I won't finish so she'll have to look up and she looks at me and I'm completely naked. That's sick. Great reaction. Yeah that's right dude. Dude I lately I've been even when I'm stressed I'll speak with my butt cheeks you know because I can't sleep the night before I was stressed I was like we have a big day I can't sleep I'm tossing I'll speak with my butt cheeks. You know, because I can't sleep the night before, I was stressed. I was like, we have a big day, I can't sleep,

I'm tossing and turning. But I even, at 1 a.m., went out, she was still watching TV, bent over, and I was like, hey, do you have the earphones? With my butt cheeks. Oh, like Jim Carrey style? Yeah. Like, okay, nice.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good way to process stress. Yeah, yeah. And she laughed, we laughed. I still couldn't sleep, but it was a good memory. Making memory. Be light in the tension. Yeah.

Bro, your process is like beast mode. I woke up and I was like, I'm gonna have a nice meal. I'm gonna have a breakfast burrito before our pitches. Cause it was stressful, it was big, big day. You ran a half Murph. This guy in your text was so funny. You're like, dude, he's like, I got to pump in, let's go boys. And you're like, I'm doing a half Murph. He're like, Jesus, like, I got a pump in, let's go boys.

And you're like, I'm doing a half merge. He's like, that's too much, dude. You just go, I got to. I had to get the pump in, dude. Get the T flowing. Dude. You know, you harness that, that grundle energy and yeah. The pitches went well.

It was fun. It's fun when they end, I'm like, damn, I want to do another one. We did FX and Hulu It's nice when you do them back-to-back to yeah good rooms nice people at FX. It was all ladies and we have some like not misogynistic jokes, but like we have one joke where it's like What is it? which oh We have one joke where it's like, what is it? Which one is it? Oh, cool off on a chick. Oh yeah.

Yeah, like the surfer guru gives advice to Chad that he has to cool off on a chick. And Chad goes, to cool off on a chick means to have sex, to gain mental clarity. It's really smart. And in the moment I remember looking at you, I was like, oh, he's got a state in front of all these gals.

And you executed it. And you stepped into it and you were like, you looked at him, not in an aggressive way, but you're like, I was like, oh, he's got a state in front of all these gals. And you executed it. And you stepped into it and you were like, you looked at him, not in an aggressive way, but you're like, I'm doing this joke. And then afterwards all three of the gals laughed and I was like, let's go. Eye contact, cool off on a chick. It's one of the all time phrases, dude, so funny.

It's one of the hardest things about meetings is like having to maintain eye contact. Like when you're describing, like what's gonna happen in the show you like for the visuals We want to have a propulsive camera. Yeah, and they kind of staring at you like do you really believe what you're saying? Yeah, I'll do anything in your head like do I really believe this and you have to stare back like I mean it Yeah, I know the camera will be like the camera in American House a little ping around conversations immersing people in the energy of the beach Dude, it's true And i'll feel them looking at me then i'll feel myself looking back then i'll lose track of what i'm even saying because i'm like

Wait, we're just making too much eye contact right now, right? Can you guys stare into their soul? I am tempted during those times to just speak with my butt cheeks Yeah, imagine if you pitched from your butt. That might work. It'd be memorable. People would remember that. So I've been working with these guys. We pair it up. We came up with a really fun idea. We're ready to pitch it to you now. I'm like, thank you. Stand up, bend over. I'm like, so we got a show about.

Dude, if your butthole got parched, be like, hey, can I offer you a bottle? Can I offer you an Evian? Would your butt like one with a cucumber perhaps? Do you guys call it autumn or fall? Fall. You call it autumn? Never. Yeah.

But sometimes I will say, hey, babe. You wanted me to. Yeah, I feel like you would. No way, dude. Yeah, dude, you're an autumn. Dude, because you read books, so you say autumn and shit. That might be the meanest thing you've ever said. Dude, yeah. You seem in autumn. Dude, because you read books, so you say autumn and shit. That might be the meanest thing you've ever said.

Dude, are you guys excited for autumn? You seem like an autumn guy, dude. That's amazing. That's one thing about the East Coast, the Northeast, they're like, yeah, you're going to go during autumn and look at the foliage. The foliage is huge there. Dude. Dude, you go during autumn and look at the foliage. The foliage is huge there. Dude. Did you go to Vermont?

Look at the foliage. There's a foliage. Yeah, foliage, it's massive. I like when the leaves change. I mean, that is beautiful. Look at that foliage, dude. It is gorgeous. Wow.

I like the fall, dude. Look at this word. Wow, someone's reporting from Anchorage. And dude, don't you just love how cozy the fall is? You just want to snuggle. Yeah. Just be in a sweater. I was walking the dog this morning.

I was like, man, I love this time of year. Yeah. I used to not like the fall because it meant winter was coming and kind of like the start of school, end of summer, but now I love it. It's nice. And you just have to be in the moment. If you're just present in the fall, it's dank.

The leaves falling from a tree. Oh, do it. That does something to your brain. It does. You know, I never really appreciated nature as much as I do with age. Totally. You know, back when people were like, yeah, you can,

I'd have friends that'd be like, yeah, we're gonna go hiking. We're gonna go to Yosemite, and I'd be like, dork. I know. Why don't you go to, why don't you go to- Go to Vegas. Yeah, go to Vegas. Fucking Le Parlay, bitch.

Yeah, Le Parlay and fucking, have a Red Bull vodka. Yeah, but sometimes it's like, I just wanna go journal under a, you know. Weeping Willow? Yeah, a Weeping Willow is a good one. Jake, will you pull up a photo of a Weeping Willow? What do you journal about? Typically just dudes that I'd like to pin

that I met that day. People that have wronged me. And I go, I'm gonna save that for my journal later. I think it's a healthy outlet. Wow. You know someone orders too long at the Chipotle line, asks questions, you know, someone takes my parking spot. I journal about that. And I don't want to get too personal but who have you wanted to pin most recently? I probably most recently wanted to pin, actually this is a true story I probably most recently wanted to pin, actually this is a true story,

I most recently wanted to pin my downstairs neighbor Ron. Oh, you were talking about this. Yeah, we formed a coalition with our, we're in 304, 204, and then Ron is in 104, and they're very nice lady, and 204 has befriended my wife, and they're like, hey, Ron is smoking. He smokes in the courtyard like a fucking schmalt. Go out.

It goes up into everyone's apartments, especially ours, right above him. So we went down and knocked on his door. We sat there, waited and knocked again. And he had a visitor and the visitor ran interference and was like, you know, I kind of took the lead. I was like, hey, we're upstairs neighbors. We were hoping, I'm like, are you the person who lives in the lead. I was like, hey, we're upstairs neighbors. We were hoping, I'm like,

are you the person who lives in the apartment? He's like, no, he's back here. I go, okay. He goes to grab him and the guy comes back and he goes, the individual is busy. Like he's his lawyer or some shit, dude, using the word of the individual. I'm like, I know this dude's name, it's Ron.

I didn't say that in the moment, but I was like, oh, could you just express to the individual we'd appreciate if he doesn't smoke? Because it goes up into our apartments, he's like, I'll pass the message. And then he's like, oh, he said, talk to Pam, the property landlord manager before that. We're like, no, we're here to talk to him directly.

Why are you creating a middleman? So I journaled about Ron, about pinning him. I thought, I journaled about an idea where I'd take a Beats pill box, tie it around a string and lower it down whenever he smokes and blast really loud anti secondhand smoke ads to harsh his mellow. Beautiful.

Or music too. Yeah, what would be the most annoying music? Maybe cars for kids. DMC rock box. How's that go? That's pretty sick. It's actually sick music No, I want him to have listen to bad annoying But then it's kind of fun cuz then you ruin a good song for him if he has to hear it all the time That's a good angle to I like that. Will you play this song real whatever causes him distress, dude

Actually, this song reminds me you guys what about uh hardcore butt sex yeah i could play those noises this is pretty good dude that would make me want to smoke more yeah he might just groove yeah he might just light up three cigs yeah just three cigs at a time he do a he might take a butt rip, dude Dude if he blasts cold play into his apartment cold play could be good just yellow every time he does it. Yeah, it was all yellow Did you blast the fray in there Oh dude whatever happened to the fray Yeah, they replaced their lead singer. Oh, they did quit the band and the band kept going without him Why they why'd he quit? He's just over it. What's he doing now? I don't know I think he just didn't want to be in a band anymore and the other guys were like dude people still want to hear these songs We're gonna keep going Wow

But it's pretty I mean, it's the fray without the ray or something. Yeah. So how about this World Series, huh? Dude, Dodgers are looking strong. Aaron Judge is ice cold, dude. I don't think there's been anything colder, you know, freaking, guys colder than a polar bear's toenail, dude.

Yeah. I wanted the Yankees to win, I want it to keep going. I know, it's fun. Yeah, you kinda get, I kinda get FOMO. Yeah, it's looking like it might be a shutout. Yep. The Dodgers are hot, dude. They are hot.

How about that guy that reached over the wall? And I thought it was gonna be another Bartman situation, right? Yeah. Where like the fans were gonna try and kill him, but it might've actually helped him. Because it could have. It could have bounced anyway

and the guy might not have gotten it. And it wasn't as close as Bartman. Where Bartman robbed it from the glove. I don't think the fielder was that close. Is that a famous case? Yeah, the Cubs guy. But there's a good documentary on it where the Cubs were fucking blowing it well before Bartman.

It was just like the straw that broke the camel's back it was wild it was it was not needed and the image can we find a close-up of his face with the headphones on this poor kid you know what he he was such a big they did document yeah he's never been in any of the documentaries about him. So this is the guy and he basically caught the ball out of Moises Alou's hand, right? Yeah, so basically he blocked what would have been an out at the time for the Cubs and the Cubs ended up losing the game because of this.

Wow. So he was on like, they had him in like hiding, like police were outside of his house, you know, making sure that nobody would fuck with him for like years, like 10 years later. And then- I don't think he's ever been seen again. Yeah.

He's gone completely off the grid. And I think even Moises Halu said in an interview later, I don't think I was gonna catch it. Hilarious. But it ended up being moot point. And this was in the World Series? Mm-hmm. That was game one.

Then Freddie Freeman just hit that jack, dude. All time jack. There's a lot of coincidences between Freddie Freeman's Homer and Kirk Gibson's. Like it happened at the same time. Like 8.37 p.m., same area of the stadium, you know. Just sort of, how can you not be romantic about baseball? They sent him a ring,

they sent Bartman a ring in 2016 after they won. Nice. Did they? Poor kid. You guys watching football? Oh yeah, man. JT, are you still undefeated? Yeah, I think I'm eight. No. What's your record? Four and four or something? Yep.

You know, if we played every week, I think I'd be four and four. I do have more points than you. You do. Your team is better than my team. But I have like no points against. Yeah, you just, I mean, your receivers are very, very mid. And after the draft, I was like, I got a nice stable. Some of these dudes are gonna pop off. Literally, Drake London is solid.

Other than that, Adams, Pittman is trash. JSN disappointing. But Metcalf's hurt now, right? I think he's coming back this week though. Oh, he is? Yeah. He was only one week off. Dude, the Raiders continue to give me blue balls.

Oh yeah, dude. I mean, Mark Davis of all people should know. Yeah, with that haircut? Yeah, I mean that guy loves to bust nuts. And it's like, dude, you can't make a team, that'll help. They gotta be a boar, or a chador. Dude, I think the Rams, I feel good about, And it's like, dude, you can't make a team that'll help. Bro. They gotta be a bore. But you know what?

Or a chador. Dude, I think the Rams, I feel good about, I think the Rams are about to go on a heater. Rams are looking strong, dude. Did you see the last game? Yeah, that was a big upset. Beat the Vikes, that was big. But the Vikings, they lost like a key guy,

I think like a key lineman went down, couldn't run the ball after. But dude. How Minnesota is QB's name? Sam Darnold. San Clemente boy. San Clemente? Yeah, it went down.

Yeah, it's San Clemente high. Yeah. Darnold. And then USC was on the Jets. Jets might be better. Jets for sure would be better if they had Darnold as their quarterback right now. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean he's playing better. Simmons ranked all the quarterbacks. He's like, where would Rogers be? And he had him at like 16. He had Rogers though, he had him behind Kyler. Kyler can go off. Like he's so spotty, but like. I think I'd still rather have.

Rogers. You know, Kyler, I've been watching a lot of their games because I had him, I traded him, but I had him. And they score every time on the first possession and then you can kind of just take him out of the game. He, but here's the thing with that Jets-O line and Kyler's ability to scramble. He can fly that touchdown he had the other day

against the chargers that like 60 yard was sick. Yeah. Dude, a gingerbread man they call me cuz you can't catch him dude the Jets I mean are we feeling sad are we sad for the Jets or are you laughing at this point like bless you like oh my god how bad can you know you know it's shot and Freud you gotta love it it's it's unreal dude, like that stat, did you see that stat where like, if you hold a team under 25 or whatever, or you score more than 25, hold a team under 20,

every team that has done that has won in the NFL. Like it's like 756 to zero win loss, and then now it's 756 to one. The Jets did it, they lost, the Patriots. Hilarious. Like, it's 7.56 to one. The Jets did it. They lost to the Patriots. Hilarious. Like it's so bad. I know and they lost to, they had a rookie quarterback. I mean, and Gerard Mayo had just called out the team.

Like I thought the Patriots were going to be junk that week because he had said that the whole team was soft. And then they came out and beat the hell out of the Jets. Ramon Dre with Jacoby Bercet. Yeah, bro. Ramon Dre with Jacoby Percet. Yeah, bro. Jacoby Percet can't really, you know, he's a friend. I don't know him, but he's friends with one of our friends.

So I love Jacoby. Yeah, you know, he can manage an offense. He has a backup, he can come in there and get it done and keep things, keep the ship stable, sailing in the right direction, I guess. But yeah, bro, you keep losing that game. Good move. Jake is so smart, he pulled up the Hail Mary.

Oh, bro, this was amazing. You know I was texting Maurice. First I texted him, because at one point, what did I text him and our other Bears friend, Chudwin? The battle of the rookies, Caleb Williams versus Jaden Daniels. Dude, isn't it just a bummer, like you haveies, Caleb Williams versus Jayden Daniels. Dude, isn't it just a bummer? You have to take Caleb Williams, but if he plays well, then you're fired.

But dude, if you take Jayden, you've got the best guy. He's the best guy coming out of the draft. Should we call Joe? Yeah, we should. I texted Joe and Chud when Caleb Williams' numbers, He was four of 16 for 36 yards at this point. I was like, and I just texted, is this a bad game? You think he's awake? Yeah, he'll be, let me text his number to, you got it?

All right, yeah, let's call him and talk shit to him. Yep. You called Ched went to. Dude, the Durs are good this year, bro. They're having a magical season. Dude, the clips of like their fan base going off are the best. Oh, did you see the one where the dude called it

and then they win like right after? That one was sick. And did you see like the black, like uncle or grandpa at the house? And he's like, we got one. We finally got one talking about Jaden Daniels. It was sick. Let's go.

Because who was the last commander's quarterback that was any good? They, it was kind of similar. They had RG3 for like two thirds of a year and then his leg went out on him. I think as they brought him back too quick from an injury, he was looking good. Dude, he was amazing. That's a big what if. I think as they brought him back too quick from an injury, he was looking good. Dude, he was amazing.

That's a big what if. I know. He was fast. He was like a hurdler. He does good commentating too. I like RG3, he's funny. Hello? Joe.

Joe? Joe? Hello? Joe. Is this Joe? Joe? Hello? Joe? Is this Joe? Sounds weird. Maybe the wrong number. Wait, let me see that number.

I don't know if that's Joe. Yeah, that's the right number. Was the mic not working? I'm going to shout out to the chat. We got Shipface, Zar, Zach Daddy, Cream Jeans as always, King Dong007. Who else we got in here?

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Alright, so I don't think that should be a disrespect. Well, your boner is very powerful when you're eating all that liver. Oh, dude. Yeah. You broke a lot of vases in your apartment, I remember. Yeah. I came over one time, like, dude,

there's glass everywhere, be careful. Yeah, my girlfriend would be like, she'd buy flowers, she'd put it in a vase, I'm like, I mean, why do you even do it? Yeah. Like, this is a war zone in here, you know? know she's like you need to stop eating so much liver I'm like so you don't want me to have a hard dong it's like it was like a broadsword or a katana yeah powerful it was like a Hattori Hanzo katana dude you had to get

a lot of dry raw wall replaced oh yeah I mean it was so it could slice the top of Lucy Lou's head easily easily Yeah And then you know, I actually my first show to my girlfriend She was like that that really is a Hattori Hanzo Dude she spoke Japanese Really? They speak Japanese. Good job on that. Interesting. Yeah, you know we can tap into past lives Yeah, I think she was a samurai in my dreams. Yeah, Joe says he's ready now, too Nice

Let's see, I want to know what he was doing dude was doing dude hello hey what's up buddy hey Joe Joe can you's. Can you hear us now? Oh, I thought I was gonna be like, yep. It's not working, pal. Classic pal. It's not working, pal. I watched the Blair Witch project last night. Ooh.

Good movie. Yep. Great movie, iconic movie movie dude. Iconic. My girlfriend didn't, I know I keep talking about it, but she didn't like it at all. Why not? She's like that was the dumbest movie I've ever seen. I was like a lot of people really respect this movie. It's kind of the Lenny Bruce of found footage films. That was like the first one, wasn't it? Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Because Lenny Bruce. Yeah.

Then you go back and you're like, I guess there's been better ones. But I watched Cloverfield. That sucked. Yeah. I never see. J. Miller is good in it. He's like the dude holding the camera, but like the main character is so annoying. Like he's trying to get back to his girlfriend

and he's got a crush on, but like, he doesn't care about, I mean, maybe it's the point of it, but the whole movie, everyone's like, Rob, Rob, no, Rob, Rob, this way. He's like, no, this, but Rob. It's like every single scene is that. Right. It's very annoying after a while.

That is the worst. You're like, dude, come on, bro. I gotta rewatch that I do like when the guy explodes that parts gnarly. It's the the girl. It's the girl from Who's so good in? in a Fuck what's the Lindsay Lohan movie where she gets bullied mean girls? Oh Really? I forget that actress is named that her like best friend. Yeah, the dumb one?

No, that girl. Lizzie Kaplan? Lizzie Kaplan. Oh, she explodes? Lizzie Kaplan explodes. Whoa. Dude, that's sick. Dude, what's with Apple and their updates?

Yeah, bro. We don't need any more updates. I'm sick of, you know, All these geeks with their updates. They updated Premiere, that confused the hell out of me. They update iTunes, why do you need to update iTunes? Who uses iTunes anymore? Yeah. Dorks.

And it's every other day. Every other day there's an update. And you're kind of like, they're like, we need to update. I'm like, I didn't think anything was wrong. You know? If they explained why, Yeah. Would it help?

I think just leave us alone. You know, go make an apple pie. Make something that doesn't need an update. Shitface Tsar, he is an apple genius. Yo bro, why do we update? Tell us, Shitface Tsar, he is an Apple genius. Yo bro, why do we update? Tell us. Shitface czar. Yeah.

You know the thing that I hate is that if you don't update, your shit gets super slow. That's the thing. Oh yeah. They fucking nerf your, how optimal your stuff operates. That's how we get bullied now. Yeah.

That's how they're flipping it on us. They bully us with updates. They're like, oh you don't wanna update? mm-hmm fine you can't keep them busy yeah then they have to think about you did VR point that's on sick you guys try that I haven't no I'm pretty analog when it comes to that you're more of a found footage guy I just I've been jacking off a certain way since I was a kid. It's meat and potatoes, mom and pop.

I don't plan on changing. Right. It's the Levi's of whacking off. I like the way I beat. I like to get a nice Burlington Coat magazine and just enjoy myself. Wow. and just enjoy myself. Wow.

Is there a fear that you have that it will be too good? Nah. It's kind of the way I feel about anal sex. I've never done that. I've never wanted to. Vagina, love it. Yeah, it ain't broke, don't go fixing it. Not for me, pal.

But you never liked vagina. I do like vagina. No, no, no. No, no. You've been very clear about this. I know, I know. I didn't wanna put it out in the public, but I'm like, from day one, I've been like, I don't get it.

But then I see a nice b-hole, dude. Yeah. I mean, I'm like, from day one, I've been like, I don't get it. But then I see a nice bee hole, dude. Yeah. I mean, I'm like, that's, you know, that's hand in glove. For you, you're like a vaginist only for the procreation. You're like, otherwise, like why is even there a hole? When that suggested, I'm like, well, are you ovulating? Yeah. It's a sacred temple.

Yeah. But if you go on vacation, you're going to Vegas Yeah, exactly. I go into the Hocassan of orifices. I was gonna say Excalibur. Oh, stop Excalibur. Yeah, dude just Freaking yeah, just pound it pounding be whole I

Know the first time I actually, you know, fornicated, she's like, are you ready? And I'm like, we'll spread them. Dude, do you dart bee hole? I'll dart everything, dude. Everything, but I'm kind of like JT, I'm not into butt play. But when requested, I do take requests.

I was just gonna ask. Anything can get darted. Did you ever watch porn off a VHS tape? Yes, I did. I did as well. That's what my parents had We had one that was unspoken rule in my family where was NHL NFL's greatest hits But if you put that in the VHS

You're gonna see some tits. Oh Yeah, oh yeah Oh, this is cool. Hey Jake, would you and the boys be interested in an Air Force Helicopter Squadron tour when you're in Great Falls, Montana? The base is about 10 minutes from the venue they're performing at. I'm one of the pilots and can get them in the aircraft on the ground, sadly. That's amazing.

And in the machine gun simulator, if they're looking for something to do. Wow, we've gotta do that. Dude, yeah, that sounds amazing. And you're coming to Great Falls too. No, no, I'll be in Chicago. I thought you were coming to Montana as well. Oh, I think I am coming.

Wait, what date is that? 22nd. I am coming to that. Yeah. Let's go. That'll be fun. Dude, that's sick. Yeah, Captain Dom, I am a 69 God, thank you.

That's kind. No, I am a 69 God, thank you. That's kind. Because someone just said who, Zach Daddy says I don't have darting skills. I will say this, I was naturally tongue tied, which is where your tongue is a little bit more attached. And so, you know, I had an operation done to loosen it up. But before that, I couldn't even create the dart. Whoa. Yeah. I remember you've told me this you told us this before I think. Mm-hmm. Handicapped. Wow. So that's a really sensitive subject to bring up. Yeah so I don't know how you knew that but that was actually very hurtful and now

I can dart. I love eating pussy. It's nice. Dude it's so chill. Yeah, it's nice. It's the best. Good way to spend a day. Oh, yeah Nice Monday. Send a couple emails. Yeah. Hey babe Emails have been sent dogs been walked. Lay back and relax Let's go. I was watching Blair Witch last night and 20 minutes in I'm like, what, 69? Great call. Yeah.

That's a great way to enjoy Blair Witch. Yeah. I think about saying that so often. We'll be doing so much and I'll think, what could we be doing right now that would be better? 69. And I'll kind of look at her coyly and then she's like I don't know

like we could unload the dishwasher and I'm like not even close. I'll talk about 69 babe. You're gonna unload her dishwasher. And then I do a handstand. Whoa that's how you do it? Oh yeah. Wow. Oh yeah. Dude, and you're good at handstands. You don't even need support. Nah, I could probably do one right now, honestly. Yeah, you can do a handstand push-ups. You can probably bump out 50 in a row. I can do a good one, thanks.

So to just hold a handstand for a while is. That's really nice, dude. Easy. My wife's pretty strong, so she just picks me up, spins me over, then, boom. She does? Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. She's got good base, good core. I remember though, when I had to drive you to the ER. Yeah, we cleaned our floors, we got a new Swiffer wet jet. Not that time. Oh. Overhead fan.

Oh yeah. Shriner's foot got caught in there, almost chopped that time. Oh. Overhead fan. Oh yeah. Shredder's foot got caught in there, almost chopped it off. Wow. Cause you were 69-ing? Mm-hmm. Wow. And our ceiling fan drilled me. With our buddy Brooks, he's 6'7".

Wow. Yep. Big boy. He's 69 with Brooks? Yeah, I was like, dude, let's, I was like, dude, it's been a while I haven't seen you, bro. How's life? He's like, good. I mean, Brooks has such good vibes. I'd, I'd, I'd like, dude, it's been a while. I haven't seen you, bro. How's life? He's like, good.

I mean, Brooks has such good vibes. I'd, I'd, I'd dart his be whole on each other. Chiller. His vibes are immatural. Straight chiller. A chill, chill be whole. And dude, he's got a, he's a camera operator. So he has a Ronin rig.

So he put me inside the Ronin rig. So we were perfectly stabilized. He spun you like a study cam. Yeah, he's study cam. And he was using no hands and I was just all, yeah. He spun you like a steady cam. Yeah, he's steady camming. He was using no hands. And I was just all, yeah. He put you in the Ronin rig?

That's so sick. It was so sick, dude. They need to make porn like that. Ronin rigs 69. We should have shot that. He might have footage, honestly. Bricks took a break mid 69 to just pound some cratum. Yeah, dude. Yeah, he had a Botanic Tonic.

One of these feel free classics, what up? Did you ever guys post up, are you hitting the vape right now or are you off the vape? I'm off the vape, I hit it occasionally. But the vape store, dude, why are the vape stores so bright? Did you go into a vape store, it's like the lights are just so fluorescent. Dude, I mean, it's pure stimulation.

Right. Yeah, vaping. They sell Kratom in those stores too. Burbank's funny, they don't have legalized weed, but we have vape stores and alcohol stores. And gun stores, we have 12 gun stores. A lot. Burbank doesn't have legalized weed.

No, you can't sell it there. You got to go to North Hollywood. Can you smoke it there? Mm hmm. I just mean you can't legally sell it. We don't allow stores. Oh, hmm. Wow. A lot of bread we're messing out on big time.

But what kind of community do you want to live in? That's true. Do you want stoners from other neighborhoods driving into your city to get grass? No Stopping off at norms Dude, those are big I didn't realize how you know, those are a lot of big decisions People in government actually make decisions. I didn't realize they did stuff outside of campaigning

decisions. I didn't realize they did stuff outside of campaigning. It's true. It's true. They actually do stuff. And most of the time when they campaign they don't end up doing that stuff. Yeah. They do other stuff that just they don't even talk about. Right. Because I don't think anybody cares to hear about it. Yeah. And then all the meetings are like okay so we're all here. Okay cool and then they talk for two minutes okay everyone was present and then they bounce. Yeah. Roll call. I feel like all those meetings, like roll call takes up a lot of time. Pledge of allegiance. Yeah. They got to do the pledge of allegiance. Yeah. I love the pledge. That's sick, huh? It's beautiful. Do you know it?

Can you do it off the top of your head? It's been probably years since I've done. Pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands one nation under God indivisible for justice for all. With justice for all. No. Indivisible united. With what? I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. So there's one stands in there. One for the Republic for which it stands one nation under God indivisible united in justice for all no with liberty and justice liberty damn dudes off of that I have a hot take America's so cool because we're a

democracy and what makes're a democracy. And what makes it a democracy is that you're allowed to vote for your leaders. And that's something that we've been encouraged our whole lives to do, to take advantage of the civil liberty we have to decide who runs our cities, our states, and our country. And it's been instilled in us that that is our responsibility but I'm telling you this now you don't have to vote if you don't know what you're voting on like the props or the judges just don't vote yeah if you don't know any shit about it yes which is most people Don't feel peer pressured into it. Are you saying we should go back to a monarchy?

No. Damn. I was hoping. You're just saying you could be a baby rattler if you're throwing out votes for something and something gets passed and you don't know what the hell you just actually voted for. Because it is confusing. A lot of the language is confusing. Oh, the props are incredibly confusing.

It takes months to even just parcel out one of them. And then you don't know who's behind it. And they jammed so many different things into the prop. Pork barrel. That you think you're voting on nonprofit spending and that it has to stay towards whatever the nonprofit represents. And then you realize it's actually about housing

and repealing cost of Hawkins and rent control. It's crazy over stuffed. Well, they, I saw a commercial for prop last night. I don't know which one it was, but it was about like Medi-Cal for all, something like that, Medi-Cal for 65 and up, something like that. Oh yeah.

And they're like, this is gonna provide health coverage to like this group of people, and it comes at no cost to the taxpayer. And they make it sound so good. I'm like, what's the catch though? But you don't see, it's just a commercial for the prop. You don't see the other side, so a lot of people will be like, well, that sounds good.

But then, I don't know what the catch is. Does that mean no more Disneyland? Yeah, exactly. They could pull that on us, easy. But you always vote, no matter what it is, Prop 69, will you always just vote yes? 100%. If it's just whatever it is for 69.

100%, yeah. The chillest number, dude. Or like, I've used voting guides before. You know, like the LA Dimes voting guide or whatever. How dumb is that? Yeah. Someone else is gonna. Oh just by the way for the party. Yeah or you need there's someone you trust but who do you really trust but someone you think oh this person's smart I'll just listen to them on how I should vote on all this stuff.

They could be totally wrong. Yeah. And most people use a guide like that for the lower ballot stuff and you don't know they could be getting paid too. We just, it's like an arranged marriage. Yeah. Yeah. Why would you do that? It's pretty messed up, dude. They should, pork burrowing should be illegal. It should just be straightforward. This is this, but that's just so whack. You know, man, I believe- Guides for the drafts too. But I use several guides and I use my own experience with it. King Dong. I hate when people make points. It's also too like it's not exactly one to one like our drafts isn't voting. It's like, come on, dude, like, bro, like, you know, yeah, you can write in, you can write someone in.

You know? Yeah. You can write in. You can write someone in. Is that fair? Dude, speaking of which, not to be braggy, but I did do pull-ups next to RFK Junior last week. Whoa. How many was he bumping out in a row?

Dude, he was cranking him out. Dude, he was wearing jeans, hiking boots, and a fly fishing shirt. Working out in that? Yeah. Insane. And dude, he cranked out at least, at least seven. That's good work. How do you feel about, with long jeans? Some gyms don't allow you to work out in jeans. Really? Yeah. I mean it seems pretty impractical. I don't

know why. Oh I love it. Really? Yeah. Can you imagine telling a Kennedy not to wear jeans at the gym? Dude, he's ripped. Yeah, he's jacked. I think he's on TRT. Yeah, what is TRT? Is that like an anabolic steroid or is it a? Yeah, it's testosterone.

Okay. Yeah, look at him. He's tan and jacked. Yep, he's ripped. That's cool. Dude, yeah, someone's gonna get to be the 69th president. That's cool. How many presidents are we on now? I think this is gonna be 47 coming up.

Something like that. Yeah, we'll be dead. We have a while to 69, huh? Yeah. 69 times 4. We might turn into Italy. Yeah, just keep these things cruising. What are you guys gonna do on the 5th of November?

It's a week from today. What's the vibe gonna be like, dude? I'm gonna 69. Yeah, it's a good call. Honestly, I'm gonna do that too. That's a good call. What am I gonna do? Let me put on the ring, 69.

Yeah, I'm gonna do a Murph in just 69. Maybe go to the Hall of Presidents in Disneyland. Oh, that'd be nice. I wanna go back to Epcot with you guys. Dude, we gotta drink around the world. That's what I wanna do, I wanna drink around the world. I love- Super fun. I love Florida, dude.

It is crazy, they don't give us the day off on election day Yeah, so in Australia, it's mandatory to vote you have really And I think it's a national holiday and then when we were in Canada, we were there when they were voting They get two days and they do it over the weekend. Wow Maybe they don't always do it over the weekend, but when we're there is over there would be get two days to vote it is like a kind of a I Maybe they don't always do it over the weekend, but when we're there, it was over the weekend, but you get two days to vote. It is like a kind of a, I mean, I don't feel pressure to do it, but it is weird how they set it up.

Yeah, it almost is set up to like be pretty inconvenient. Although you can do it by mail, I vote by mail. They boosted that up a lot, but I felt like COVID was the big encouraging factor for that. Yeah. Could be wrong. I um, are you guys gonna vote in person? I already put my ballot in.

I love doing it in person. I've done it once in person. Yeah. It's kind of cool, you stand in line, whatever, they're handing out snacks. Got like a, it's always at like a Mason's Lodge. Oh yeah. They're handing out snacks. It's always at like a Mason's Lodge. Oh yeah. Yeah, there's one down the street. My place is down the street.

I know I keep talking about my girlfriend, but. I love it too. She's voting in a swing state, Nevada. Oh, that's cool. That's what matters. Yeah. That's one thing I don't like about California. I know the props matter and local elections, but the-

We're left. It's going to Kamala here. Yeah. Who you vote, when you're in a state like California, it doesn't matter. Your vote doesn't matter, really. It's going, it's already decided. That kind of annoys me.

It is tough. There's only what, like six states and 10 counties where it is really up for grabs. I always hear swing states. I'm like, what are they? It's like, what is it? Pennsylvania, Nevada, I guess. What else?

Arizona, Florida. Ohio? I think so. Michigan? Michigan. That's six right there. Wisconsin. Wisconsin. We said Penn. We said Penn. That was the only one I knew was Pennsylvania. I think Trump's gonna win. I kind of think that too, but I have no idea. In 2016, I was like, Hillary's for sure gonna win. But he always under performs in the polls. So if he's even like close to even,

I figure it goes his way. But you know what I thought he was gonna lose to Biden. That night- You thought he was gonna lose? Oh, totally. And that night when we were watching the election results and they hadn't counted in all the mail-ins, I was like, oh, it's over.

And then there was that couple days swing afterwards. Yeah. That was because of mail-in, right? Mm-hmm. What do you think of the new media outlets podcast running the presidential elections? What do you mean? Like, have you seen any of the presidential candidates

on news media, or are you watching it on podcasts? Yeah, that is cool. Yeah, I'm not opposed to watching it on podcasts? Yeah, that is, that is cool. I, yeah, I'm not opposed to them being on podcasts. I mean, if that's how people are taking in information, I just hope that the podcast hosts like do a good job. I, you know what I think it is? If you're going to have on potential presidents, then you're opening yourself up for a whole new level of scrutiny. And it's justified because you could have an impact

on the way of the world. So it changes how I think about it from a comedy podcast where I'm just like, oh, that's whack, I'm not intuitive, but good for them for being successful to like, all right, well, you better do a good job because this shit's important. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You're setting yourself up.

You gotta execute at a high level. It is funny when they'll, you know, if one side is ridiculing a podcast for having, or they're like, I guess I'm thinking of like when Kamala went on Call Her Daddy, and the conservatives were like, here's a snippet of what they talk about on Call Her Daddy, and it's like a whole monologue of like what she does with the balls when she's a dick. She's like, how do you like the ball? Do you like play with the balls? Do you juggle them? I was like, that's pretty,

presidential candidate came on our pod. Oh, I know. It would be like 69ing. I would ask them, I'd be like, what's your take on 69ing? That would influence my vote for sure. 100%. I think it's good in the fact that you see someone Sit down for three hours and just like talk like a normal person instead of it being edited from like a 20-minute straight interview

Mm-hmm. I agree with that. It's it's a more like real kind of perspective on who they are Yeah But yeah, it's all pretty dumb perspective on who they are. Or at least it feels that way. Yeah. But, yeah, it's all pretty dumb. Yeah, it's been interesting. It feels different.

This one feels different from, maybe I'm just more aware of it now, or just more kind of keeping tabs on it a little bit more than I have in the past but I don't know. It just feels, it's just a different, I guess it just feels like things are, the landscape is changing. I can feel that more so now. You know what would make me vote for someone is like if they did an academic decathlon

dude. Yeah. And then they gotathlon, dude. Yeah. And then they got scored on that. Yeah. You know, I mean, I guess that's like what debate is usually part of that. But I'm like, what happened to the other events in the academic decathlon?

And honestly, athletics is part of it too. That'd be pretty sick. Like, like in old school, like they have to compete in that contest at the end of the movie. I'm like, I would like to see a candidate do that. That'd be tight. Do you see that guy's balls?

That might sway an opinion. Yeah dude. Does Bernie Sanders 69? Good question. I mean I think so I think he's all about giving. That would be a stinky 69. I would not want to have to absorb that. want to have to absorb that. Yeah which which candidate do you think smells the most? I think I don't know he's not a candidate anymore so but if he was Bernie. I smelled him he smells terrible. Oh yeah you met, didn't you? Yeah, nice guy, great personality. He smells terrible. It doesn't matter. I mean, what matters is what he does, but yeah. That's my experience. Yeah, I would be very curious what Trump smells like.

He's a lot of fast food, right? Yeah, he loves McDonald's. Do you eat soon? I bet Mitt Romney smells nice. Yeah. Yeah like oak. I think uh. Aftershave. Chris Christie um. Probably not. He smells like salami. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. And DC's in a swamp too, so it's doing no one any favors certain times of year. Oh dude. Basically it's a swamp.

It's tough. It's tough on the booty. Muggy swamp, dude. Does Bernie eat a lot of liver? No way. Did you guys see a Tony Hinchcliffe perform at the RNC? Did you ever think you'd in your lifetime you'd be like Tony Hinchcliffe is gonna influence an election? It is. He's a wolf dude. Not the RNC too. Hungry fucking wolf.

I'm gonna give a wolf a microphone. I'll tell you why I did I mean listen Netflix these fuckers didn't even know Dude there's a funny like YouTube thing my buddy sent me somewhat unrelated then I do want to hear your guys opinion I haven't seen into Cliff set but it's like it's like a documentary. The tone is very overly serious and it's like There's a group of guys out there that have been getting away with murder for years, literally killing groups of people at every turn all over the country and it's like just comedians, you know what I mean?

Like all the comedians and then like they're talking about like really seriously, they're like, yeah that guy murders, he goes into a room, he murders. And it's just like, dude, we need to get out of our own butts a little bit, I mean, I don't think we do that, but. No, the Bo Burnham parody of Rogan is so funny because he's like, again, the one part where he's like, I forget what he's like, he can't even talk about things anymore. And then my favorite part is at the end, he's like, that guy goes in there and destroys.

He murders. He destroys. He murders, he destroys. He just, he's killing, he's killing. It's always so funny, dude. Then you like see the clip of what the comic's talking about and it's like, dude, the parking lot at Home Depot's outrageous. He's like, dude, who gives a fuck?

I love Bo Burnham, man. That guy should, he should do a fucking political. He's a genius. Yeah, he's smart. But I literally have to say, I didn't watch any of Hinchcliffe's things. So I can't have an informed opinion on it, but I like hearing you guys talk about it.

I mean, I mentioned on like IG that I didn't think it went great and I didn't think it was an awesome move, but I think he'd do what you want. I think it'll be good for his career long term, honestly. I think anytime you can drum up attention, it works to your benefit. And I think in six months when he does a standup special, everyone will be like, well, I want to hear what he has to say about that moment in time.

Totally. Because he was at the center of the whole world's stare. Yeah, he could use the Chris Rock model. Like that's it. Do the special live like Chris Rock did, and then do your bit, and then talk about it at the very end for a little bit. He has to do a special, Tony Hinchcliffe,

live in Puerto Rico. He'll probably do that. Yeah. Hassan Minaj, his new special's all about the hit hit piece that came out about. Oh, is it really? Interesting. Did you watch it? Did he lie about being somewhere? No, I don't watch it. I'm not a huge fan. Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. I think the article was kind of a hit piece, but I think the article was kind of a hit piece, but they said that he did. He like kind of said that an FBI agent infiltrated his mosque after 9-11 and got close to him and his buddies and it turned out it was at another mosque.

He didn't know the people and stuff. And then he said that he had to rush his daughter to the hospital because someone sent anthrax in the mail, but he just got the mail one day. It was like, what if this was Anthrax? Well, yeah. I mean, it's funny, like there is like embellishment in comedic bits, like I'll embellish in my set about stuff, but like that, yeah, that's like a next level.

It's tough when you like- That's a next level, like. Yeah, when you. Anthrax, hospital, like, like that's a criminal activity. That's crazy. It's a crazy time though. Yeah, I mean I... If a hit piece came out about me and the truth of my 69 thing, I'd be like that's a definite hit piece because I do not lie about that.

No, you don't. Yeah, you love 69ing. You love it. And you're good at it, dude. I've never been thinking of a bit, and all my bits revolve around 69ing, but I've never been like, you know, a real life thing happened and I'm like, what if this was 69ing? It's all real. For sure. Real stories. Yeah. Like basically the beach for you is your church.

You would never, you would make up like at one time, like, oh dude, like you didn't see a dude vertical 69ing and sanding off in the shower. Like you do that. I do that. You actually do that. Yeah. Has anyone ever had a hit piece written about him

and then just responded, nailed me? That'd be hilarious. It'd be a good move. This is funny too, people keep saying this cause I said the negative thing about, I didn't even, I wasn't even that bad. I just said, I don't like, I didn't like the set and I don't like saying you're an outlaw

but then you show for people. And then people were like, I heard JT endorsed Kamala. When did I do that? Yeah, you were just saying what you're going to do. You weren't being like, I'm doing this because of this and you should too and that guy's bad for this. That would be like an endorsement. Yeah.

No, you see, there's words and words have meanings. That's why. Like if I said, it's not the same, but if I was like, hey, I got a burger from the habit and then people started messaging me like, heard you endorse habit and you hate in and out. Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's exactly what that is.

I'd be like, nah, dude. Would I 69 Kamala? No, cause she's married. Good answer. Exactly right, dude. That's how you do politics, fellas. That's what's up. Yeah. That's what's up, dude. Here's the non-political answer. exactly right. That's how you do politics, fellas. That's what's up.

That's what's up, dude. Here's the non-political answer, I would. Here's the- You're sick, dude. I can't live on the edge like you, dude. I'd be like, explain this policy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But dude, you're so good at it. Thank you. Amazing. Oh man.

Are we not able to do calls? Yeah, I don't know what's going on. We could try one more. Yeah, if you guys are down, I just don't want to waste everyone's time trying to fix it at the moment. I think we can freaking riff. Basically I was kind of, I'll cut all this from the public. I think what happens is when I take a call, it's the mic is still being used on OBS, which

OBS is what makes us go live. So with the new update, it's not letting me use both at the same time. Whoa. Dude, updates, bro. See? Yeah, so I just, it'll take some- Leave all that in.

It'll take some troubleshooting, but- Seriously. I just, I'll have to do it on my own time. We can try one more. Do you want to test it with Joe or? Yeah, let's do Joe again. Yeah yeah we gotta talk shit to Joe dude dude um do you guys ever think about the origins of dragon myths whoa yeah why they exist in separate cultures if they're not a real animal yeah yeah I talked about this on history's dank yeah

sorry I think it's about because you discover Yes. Cause cavemen had access to dinosaur bones and why not think that it's a dragon? But they'll look different in each culture. And I think about this a lot, and I love that you asked this question, dude. And it's like, and then you have something that's small, like a Komodo dragon. Also 30,000 years ago,

and I do think there's a collective human memory. It's why we're like afraid of color red or sharp teeth or something. There's images and shadows that we're still afraid of, just on a very visceral, innate level. And dragons, did you think you've discovered animal bones? And then there used to be mega fauna, like big giant ground sloths, woolly mammoths, saber-toothed tigers that existed. And so you're like, dude, it's believable in the human mind that these things were alive, and they were.

And then you go look at the ocean, look at a shark, you look up, you see a fucking giant eagle flying around, dude, yeah. Yeah, we have things that are equally amazing. Yeah. But I had no idea, I'd always wondered about it. And then exactly like you said, I was at a museum and they're like, oh, it's cause they all found dinosaur bones

and then they just kind of all felt like it would look like that. And I was like, boom, baby. And then mermaids, everybody sees mermaids. Oh yeah. That is a very well-circulated, totally disconnected, but popular popping up idea. Horniness of sailors.

That's what you think. Yes, gotta be. We were like, dude, that fucking dolphin looked kinda hot. So, but what about, okay, do we think A, it's horniness of sailors, or B, it's mermaids? I mean, dude, the planet is what? Six billion years old?

Lot of shit could have happened. For sure. And then most difficult to guess, difficult to guess. How would you handle dating a mermaid knowing you couldn't 69? Well, first question, how do you bone a mermaid? The bow hole. They still have buttholes.

Oh, then I can 69. But if it's the butthole and they got the whole tail in the way. Right. I would find a yogi mermaid who can contort. I can't date someone who doesn't 69. So if a mermaid is like, I can't 69, I'd be like kick rocks. You know, here's your Triton.

Go do whatever you do. But that's not me. This is not me. That's not how I operate. So later. Sorry, I get pretty harsh. No, because you gotta be cruel to be kind. Exactly.

I'm like, she's like, hey, how's it going? I'm like, nope, not even entertaining this conversation. Move on, move on, go to the Indian Ocean, go to the Atlantic. Because if you can't 69, I'm not going to waste your time. I don't want you to waste mine. You know, I'm not even interested in your underworld. If you guys can't 69. So totally it's detached with love I'm not PO but the PO is mine. Yes. Yeah It's beautiful and yeah to thine own self be true You'd be doing both of you a disservice if you weren't honest with the mermaid Yeah, I just be unhappy all the time. Mm-hmm. She beg. What do you want to do?

I'm like, well, you know what I want to do, but you have a Fish tail for a lower half, that can't 69. So, you know, why don't you go sing with the crabs or something? I never trusted them. Yeah, right? Dude.

There's a Tom Hanks movie about dating a mermaid. Oh, for real? Oh yeah, Splash. Yeah. I watched it. Yeah. It's funny. It's really funny too,

cause a lot of it is just how horny he is. Really? Mm-hmm. It's an 80s movie. We should remake that movie, put with Chad in there, dude. She's beautiful. Wow.

And I don't think she can talk for like the first half of the movie. Yeah. Interesting. You know who's really good in that movie? Like all time performances, John Candy plays like his shady but loyal brother.

Really? Yeah, he rips. Dude, John Candy between that and Uncle Buck, I hadn't seen him and my lady's a huge John Candy fan, so we watched all of them. And he's the man, dude. Do John Candy between that and Uncle Buck? I hadn't seen him and my lady's a huge John Candy fan So we watched all of them and I he's the man dude. He could do So much heart but still be funny. Yep. He's really I don't know he might be the Prisoner of this moment right now. I Think he might be the most underrated

comedic lead Yeah, cuz he does cuz his lead films whose harry crumb is an amazing movie crumb bangs Cool runnings bangs. He's great Plane uncle buck is all-time planes trains is all-time outdoorsains Trains is all time. Great Outdoors, really good. Great Outdoors, the Ackroyd one? Yeah. That one's incredible.

Yeah, I love that one. When he eats the whole steak. Yeah, the steak, yeah, it's great. He's so good in that. But you know what it is too, because he's been in so many cameos. I think he's been in the most John Hughes movies of any actor, and his small roles are all so rich.

And you think of him as a big player more than a straight up lead. So you happen to think that, and he crushes those so hard. What the? Taken too soon. When did he die? 93 or four, I wanna say.

Him and Farley both died while filming Westerns. How'd he die? 94. Maybe a heart attack, I don't know. Heart attack but I don't think drug... 43? Bummer. Heart attack. Oh my gosh I had no idea he was that young. John Candy great movie. What's the movie in Canada? Would they go across the border? Oh dude that movie's the best. With David Wright and that. Yeah. Acroi. Shit, what is it? Me and my brother used to watch the shit out of that movie.

The great movie. I forget that movie. Canadian Bacon. Canadian Bacon. Dude, that movie's- Great movie, dude. I think it's a Rob Reiner movie. It's so funny. It's amazing. I love that we're talking about Canadian. He's amazing in that too. He's great in that. That's what I mean. He had all these good moments. I'm just happy thinking about him. I'm gonna take He's amazing in that too. He's great in that. That's what I mean. He has all these good moments.

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but then I had to run out how did the game end what game are you talking about the Bears and the Commanders. Oh, I hate football. I don't watch it. Did it did it end poorly? Joe? Can't hear you. Joe, hey, we've had no access to the internet. How did the game end? The Commander's Bears game. Yeah, is this fun for you guys?

You think this is fun? Joe, I didn't watch the game. How did it end? Yeah, I forgot you were a fucking dorm. Just watched the sports. Okay, so we still don't have, so I'm assuming it went poor. I'm sorry, Joe.

How do you feel about Caleb now? Yeah, I'm assuming it went poor. I'm sorry, Joe. Uh, how do you feel about Caleb now? Yeah, I'm not worried about him. He's a warrior. I'm worried about the coaching staff. They gotta go? They're a bunch of clowns. What did, uh, did any heads roll after the, what I'm assuming was a loss? after the what I'm assuming was a loss? I don't think so. No they usually don't do that. All right well we're all terribly sorry that it didn't go the way you wanted. Yeah I'm sick over it. What happened with oh what happened with that defender like he was really paying attention and during the last play? Yeah, I don't know, cause he's a great cornerback and he... He's gotta stay indoors, doesn't he?

Yeah. Maybe him and Bartman need to shack up together. Do you see the Steelers, your six and two? Yeah, I don't care. They suck. I mean. 6 and 2 is not bad though, dude. The Bears only beat the Giants. At least the Bears are pounding the bad teams.

But you know what? It's almost like we have the opposite issue. It's like your team has great talent, but no organizational heart, intelligence, structure that can be relied on. The Steelers don't have the best talent, but our organization. Yeah, I know that. But dude, what about our Jags? Yeah, dude. How about the Jags?

Well, they actually don't want to beat the Packers. They should have beaten the Packers, shouldn't they have? Yeah, that would have been sick. What a fucking piece of shit. Dude, Joe, you think the Rams are doing for a hot run? No, they suck too. Everybody sucks. It's true, I was looking at the top five teams in the league and Chiefs haven't looked great. No. Ravens just lost. Bills look good, but I don't really trust them

in the post season. They haven't proven it yet. Yeah, everyone's all over the Ravens, Dick. They fucking, I mean, I don't know why they think they're so great. There might be one good team, I think, and they're in your division, dude. Are the Lions for real?

Yeah. Yeah they seem to be but they choke always. That's the thing them and the Bills look the best but are you gonna bet on the Bills and the and the Lions in the postseason? Yeah I don't know I gotta believe it I can't believe it until I see it. I don't know. I don't care. Did you get drunk? Like, were you really sad? No, I didn't at all. I actually, the whole game I was like, cause I've been blacking out the last couple of Sundays. So I decided to take it easy

and I was ready to have a victory beer. And then after that Hail Mary, I just, I mean, I've never felt worse in my life. I'm sorry we're all laughing. That's awesome. It's so bad. I mean, to even allow that to happen. Like this guy, the defense played great the whole game. Our head coach is supposed to be a great defensive mind and you fuck it up on the last play. I mean, the guy wasn't paying it. He was, he was literally looking at the crowd when the ball was snapped.

I saw that. Yeah, but it wasn't even that too. It was like the play before that. They like had everyone back already and they let them get in that ring. Like they gave up 15 free yards so they can get in the Hail Mary range. Yeah, bad move.

It was crazy. Yeah, why not run like quarters with like four safeties back and then bring the house? And he's like still defending his decision. And then he had our linebackers spying Jayden Daniels on the Hail Mary. Oh, like he's gonna run it or something? Like he's gonna run the whole way?

Unreal. Yeah, I don't guess. Oh Like he's gonna run around the whole way Yeah, it's just a bad organization you start to feel like maybe it's something in the water Yeah Yeah, you do Because most the time when I talk should do you fire back but you're in a tough spot today It's really it's like it's the stupidest thing ever. It's like a movie. This is the worst part about picking on a Bears fan. This is the worst time of the season to pick on a Bears fan because this is where they've

given in. And they're over it. It's like, hey, no, we have to fuck this up. We're not supposed to wait on the road And the easy part of your season is done now Now you go into your divisional games where the Vikings are good. The Packers are good. The Lions are good The next two games is Arizona and New England Oh, you got some you got some legs. Oh, that's nice. But then don't you end heavy divisionally?

So, I mean if they can be six and three going into that Green Bay game I mean at least that'd be good yeah then you get walloped by them and it's all right though. I don't think so. Lions Niners back to back. You guys do beat the better we're looking at your scores right now. You crushed Jacksonville. You crushed the Panthers. Well, you had to crush the bad teams, but. You lost to the Colts. You guys know there's a Bears game in Chicago on the 16th. Oh, yeah.

The weekend we're there and they play the Packers at home on Sunday. Whoa. Yeah, we gotta go to that. All right, we're going to that. We gotta delay the flights back home. I might drink that day. And see that game.

Wouldn't that be sick to go? Soldier field, Packers, Bears. Bro. So annoying going to games now though. I know, football is a better sport on TV, isn't it? Really? I mean, it's amazing, Red Zone, bro. And it's gonna TV, isn't it? Really? I mean, it's amazing. Red zone, bro.

And it's gonna be, is it gonna be cold? Yeah, it's gonna be chilly. It's gonna be freezing. Ayyyy. You're gonna get the lake effect. But that's part of the experience. You're in Chicago. I did that at Notre Dame once.

It was enough. Yeah, I went to a freezing game and watched Tom Brady and the Patriots absolutely dismantle the Bears in the snow and it was freezing and miserable. They lost like 50 to 14 or something. Oh man. Alright, well we love you Joe, sorry you're hurting dude. I'm sure you guys will bounce back. I saw Caleb was you know 4 of 19 at one point. That's promising. I

Mean the fucking offensive game plans fucking garbage All right, love you doggy Chip Great guy. He's the best He's what they call salt of the earth if you guys were a seasoning of the earth other than salt Which would you be? Dude turmeric It's good for inflammation It's a good call dude. What about sugar dude so sweet. Oh

What about what about cacao? That's chocolate. Was it cocaine? Whatever that one is. I'd be, I'd be cayenne. What would you be? Paprika. I'd be ashwagandha.

Be fricking saffron. What does it mean to be salt of the earth, dude? People say that. Wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawaw ww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I think it's like, I think salt of the earth is like grounded and grounded and real and and humble. I know, I think we know the the figurative meaning, but what's the literal meaning? I don't know either. Like is there salt in the earth? Yeah, there's salt Lake City. I've been there. Yeah. Yeah, where does the salt of the earth come from?

As salt preserves meat from rotting believers in Jesus. Oh, do you guys ever think like? There was like the gold rush and all these people flooded from all over the country at a chance of instant riches and you know all that came with it. And then you know it got exhausted but people made ancillary businesses and those continued. Are we in a gold rush? And are we at the end of it?

Gold rush for what? Bitcoin? Close, but closer. Maybe we were, yeah, what are we in a gold rush for, dude? Data? Everyone already got it. Podcasting. Oh, also, I ran the numbers last week of this podcast

and we are in the top 1%, so. Whoa. Bro. Shout out to Jeff Bezos. Dude. Dude, nice. Is that of the world or SoCal? Of the world, baby. Because this is number one in SoCal. Dude, we're top 1%.

Wait, why thinks Bezos? Because he's a 1%er, so we're up there with him. Oh, for sure. We're 1%ers? He's a dog, dude. Dude, we gotta do this podcast from a yacht from now on. Just on the back of a yacht, dude, eating fucking grapes. Dude, that's legit.

Dude, I'll show you a yacht. Dude, when they legit. Dude, I'll show you a yacht. Dude, when they say 2% milk, what does that mean? 2% cow. Of what? Oh, it's 2% bulls' jizz. That's why it's good protein. Whole is just jizz. Whole milk's just jizz.

That's my favorite for lattes. Hey, Musco said he just tried to call into the pod. Should I just call him? Yeah, dude. What up, Moscow? What up? What's up, dude? You're on the pod.

I'm on the pod. What up? Did you tell everyone how you don't chew your food, JT? No, I didn't wanna bring it up because I didn't wanna have to flex on you when you weren't here, dog. When I wasn't there, huh? No I didn't want to bring it up because I didn't want to have to flex on you when you weren't here dog. When I wasn't there huh? No dude I was going to keep it just for when you and me were face to face again. Face to face huh? Is this gonna be a meat off? Dude it might have to happen. I know there was a gal at lunch with us and she's like you can't have an eat off with that guy he's

six seven. I was like I've been doing this my whole life. So, okay. I have a question for the pod. Like if you guys had to have like UFC names, right? Like what would your like UFC or WWE, you know, like, cause mine is Matt, the meat Moscow, right? I don't know if you can beat, I don't know if you can beat me. I don't know if you can beat the meat JT ooh Mine was always a baby bear And baby bears got to eat a lot dude when we're in the fight We got to fill up because we want to take a fat nap JT baby bear par and then you make your opponent hibernate

opponent hibernate dude. I feel like I could take down baby bear easily. I mean like the meat. I feel like the meat would crush baby bear. No baby bears eat meat bro. Bro bro. Yeah. And look, the name doesn't mean shit dog. The name is just a name. What's real is what happens when the baby bear gets in the cage. All right. Well, we'll have to see. Is the cage going to be Arawan or will the cage be Hugo's? Oh. Let's go. Let's do Arawan. I would love to see you guys battle at Arawan.

Yeah, because I want to beat you at your home base, dude. An Arawan meat off. Dude, I would watch that. Dude, you got to know this about me though, dude. I'll die. You got to be willing to die. I will literally die. What will the baby bear do?

I'll just watch it. I'll just watch it. I'll just watch it. I'll just watch it. I'll just watch it. I'll just watch it. I'll just watch it. I'll just watch that. Dude, you gotta know this about me though, dude. I'll die. You gotta be willing to die. I will literally die. What will the Burbank City Council do? I don't have to replace me. Cause the whole reason I'm doing that

is the same reason that motivates me to have a meet off with you. I'm just about that life, dude. Chad, how do you feel about this? The name? No, the meet off. Who's your favorite? Are there going to be betting odds? Oh, dude.

I mean, I think I think JT is the underdog here, but he's I mean, I played basketball with him. He is fierce. I just beat him in a meet off yesterday. JT's JT's favorite. We were pitching a television show and I had a pitch and I had to be careful with my macro intake because I wanted to have full energy.

I mean, I've gotten a pump in with Moscow and he's had a full pound of carne asada afterwards. You took down a pound of meat. JT took down a pound and a half yesterday of beef beef patties. Yeah, JT took down, I actually took, it was actually 20 ounces, cause I did two and a half. But JT had 24 ounces of ground meat, which is probably like 110 grams of protein probably.

Legit. In like, in like five minutes. No, I ate it very quickly cause I knew I threw up if I threw up if I took too much. You were smart dude. Yeah I gotta put it down fast. But you know the secret, I'll tell you guys this right now for all your fans too, the secret to eating a lot of meat is like you can't be drinking liquids with it at the same

time. So those guys that do the hot dog eating contest, they pound water in between, but I think that's for like the bread, but like if you want to like digest everything properly, you're not supposed to mix liquids and protein. Whoa. Copy. So when I'm having my beer and my dog at the game,

I'm doing it wrong. Yeah, I mean, but that's like, I'm just saying if you really want to be like efficient with your protein intake, that's the way to do it. Like obviously, like we talked about yesterday, Strider, like a freaking beer with sushi is like a drug. So true. It's the best. It's like the best thing ever, you know, but I think like on a consistent basis, like I think it's like 20 minutes before 20 minutes after you know, so Moscow, you know, I think it's gonna win the meat off Who me?

Oh Are you getting in there that's coming from chad the 69 this is coming from chad the 69 croger, dude 69 Kroger. Dude. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah, I'll win the beat off and then I'll tongue dart some B-hole.

Let's go, dude. That's good. You know what's funny? You know what's funny? JT and Strider, is Chad has a lot of insecurity and trauma from his boy, Liver King, sort of like disowning him, right?

So. Dude, he does have trauma. He has a lot to prove in sort of the meat eating eating world if you will. So he's got a chip on his shoulder that makes him a threat. Yeah I mean Chad the 69 is you know gotta be careful that guy because he's got like that switch you know what I mean? Like he's a really nice guy but when it comes to meat eating you know he's like god liver king disowned me King just owned me. He didn't show up.

He didn't show up. Like I gotta eat more meat. Yeah, dude, liver King puts me in an arm bar. I'm gonna put my finger in his ass. Dude. That's how the 69 works. This is brand new kind of shit talk. I've never heard anyone go at guys like this.

Yeah, yeah, it's weird. It's weird. No, but it's fun. Yeah, it's gonna weird you out. That's a good move. Weirding out is smart, dude. Yeah. Tactic. All right, well, we're gonna film this then. We'll set it up. It'll be the three of us, meet off, air one, cameras, the whole nine. Oh my God. How much prep do you need?

Do you need like- Can we have an audience? Wait, I want to say something. Can we have an audience too? Can we have like maybe 10 people like- I'll be there. I'll be there a thousand percent. I'll bring my wife. JT, you should bring the kids out. I'll bring my children. Bring the kids so they can see. I gotta say, like we were talking about lifting weights yesterday, right? And at my gym, I work out, right? I work out with this trainer like twice a week or whatever. And I have a new rule that like while I'm deadlifting, I need multiple people cheering for me, right? I love that. I notice I can lift 20% heavier when just by people cheering.

So I feel like in the meet off, you know, if I have people cheering for me, it'll get me going a little bit. So maybe you probably don't want me to have an audience, JT, cause I think you're the underdog. So I don't know. It's crazy I'm the underdog when I'm one and O on you and I wasn't even ready for yesterday.

That was not a competition. That was a, in your head, I'm going to eat as much of this guy and finish it first when we were working. So what are we talking about here? That wasn't even eating. That was just fuel for our next meeting. I think part of this competition needs to be after you finish all the meat, you do to do like a pitch to one of like to the audience We all pitched well, yeah, we did we nailed I didn't have a meat hangover No, I mean that's it. Here's the thing. We were talking about this yesterday strider like if I Feel like if I'd only if I if I just eat like protein and fats

You never really get like a come down from as. As long as it's like clean meat. If it's like, you know, the antibiotic pump shit or whatever, like that's different. But no pasture waste, grass fed, dank. If it's like clean stuff with just fats and like some fruit or whatever, like we had pickles, so that's technically a fruit, JT. I feel like you'd never really crash or whatever. You actually feel better. Yeah, no, it was, it was fun.

It wasn't a real competition. I was sad you didn't let me finish all the meat you didn't finish yesterday. Who else you guys talking to on the pod? We talked to our buddy Maurice about ball but this this has been a good spruce of energy and now we're nice we're gonna let go, but we're gonna have that competition. We love you dog Legend-er one dude Bless up That's gonna be awesome. I like you getting in there, dude. Oh, dude You're you could do it. You've even like what will the meat be? It's gotta just be steak, right? Like a fucking yeah, I think so like New York strip or something Yeah, I only did it yesterday cuz I was like, I'm going to order the same thing as you.

Matt's a huge guy. Yeah. And then he looked at me, he's like, you should have like one less than me. Right. And then at that moment I was like, it's on. It did look delicious. It was good meat. Three patties, jalapenos and pickles.

Oh, it looked amazing. It was good stuff. You put a little ketchup on there. Yeah, the jalapenos went really nice with it. He knows food. He's brilliant about, yeah. Simple seasonings. Wait, he doesn't eat vegetables,

but is a jalapeno a vegetable? Oh, good question. Is a pepper a vegetable? And pickle is a cucumber, isn't it? Cucumber, which is, but has seeds, so I think that's fruit. He might be right. I think that's, oh, but jalapeno has seeds,

so maybe that's a fruit. It's a fruit. There you go, it's a fruit, wow. You know, I thought cucumber was a vegetable. I didn't know pickles were cucumbers. And I didn't know cucumbers were fruit. It's crazy. Yeah.

It's a crazy world we live in. Peppers are technically fruits then. Yeah, peppers are fruits. But you say yeah, like, yeah, like you knew that. Or like, yeah, now like you think about it and that's how peppers go. Second one. Fuck. Is there no actual definition of what a vegetable is?

It's a good call. I don't know. Yeah, cuz there's like too many categories like there's gourds, fucking legumes, are these all their own things? So fruit is a vegetable, is that right? Which one's the square and which one's the rectangle? Dude, what have I been eating, dude? Right? And the Grizzly Addams had a beard. The Grizzly Addams did have a beard. Okay, so fruit and vegetables comprise different parts of the plants from which they grow. Fruits come from the flowering part of a plant and contain seeds.

In contrast, vegetables are the edible parts of a plant so that's what I use stem roots and bulbs that's what I need dude are you gonna fart let me show you guys a quick can your butthole explain to us what a vegetable is dude whatever I have a very funny fart buddy put the mic up to it. Fruits and vegetables. Fruits and vegetables comprise different parts of the plants from which they grow. Fruits come from the flowering part of a plant and contain seeds.

In contrast, vegetables are the edible parts of a plant such as the leaves, stem, roots, and bulbs. That was very good. I think I think we put that in a clip and we replace me reading it with Chad doing it with his butt. I saw one fart video where this guy's he's I think he's in Santa Monica he's like on the grass by the beach and some two ladies were walking by he's like ladies. Ladies.

Sorry. He goes ladies. Welcome to the fuck man. He goes ladies. Welcome to the fuck man. Ladies. Ladies. Ladies. He goes, ladies. Oh, sorry. He goes, ladies, welcome to the barbecue. He goes, ladies, welcome to the barbecue. He goes like this. It's so funny. Do you think we are at the peak moment in human history for fart content?

I think we are. I don't think there's ever been so many different avenues for fart content and so many different versions of it. But dude what's upsetting is that is AI doing it better? Is AI creating fart content that humans can't even do? Whoa. Bastardizing it dude. Do you have an example? Like you know, I haven't seen it yet, but I'm worried about it. So you think even as we come, that is crazy how you get to like the peak of something, but it's not going to last. It's going to transition to something else that you might not like.

Exactly. Did you guys know? Exactly. Did you guys know? I forgot what I was going to say. Did you guys know? I forgot what I was gonna say. Dude, like what if AI made Abraham Lincoln fart? Do you guys know Alexa can fart? Really? Can you?

Do you wanna see a video? I love this video. I sent it to Rachel Hall, she loves fart videos. She's so cool. She's the coolest I tested it on Alexa. But she comments on them like that. Yeah, dude. I literally, I was like, I was like, no way.

And she does that. Bro, Strider, your freaking worst nightmare is reality, dude. Unbelievable, dude. I thought we were going to get some analog, like a dude with the hand puppet and then he's Genius fart because you got something that's the oldest form of entertainment someone talking with their hand in a shark Which is a prehistoric animal speaking to the future dude, but the most Relatable human thing in the world. They're gonna control us Jake. I'll send it to you. I'll send you mine to Jake Damn how hard do you guys,

does ladies laugh when you guys too? My lady doesn't appreciate it. In fact, I think that means you've overdone it then. I did. She told me that. She goes, she goes to chat. She's like, she literally goes, I feel as if you're de-sexualizing a relationship, how much you're farting because I was doing it too much. Like I wasn't even doing it funny. Like I'd be in the kitchen like walking around like just way too much. No dude. Oh so you'd be walking like you wouldn't even acknowledge it.

Yeah like not even trying to be funny like not even my naked style where it's like, hey babe can you hear me that screwdriver? Or like oh no let me get that for you and then fart real quick. So not even setting it up as a bit just like I'm too lazy to hide it. Yeah and that's not cool. Or like during Xbox like the headphones are in and I fart But it's loud, but I think because I can't hear it. No one can hear it. Does she does she to to you? No

Well, yeah, cuz you got to keep the ratio. Yeah, this was a ratio was about a billion to zero It's tough though. Once you once you open the floodgates you want to keep going. Well, yeah It's like hard to it's hard to regulate And I have run to that issue as well where, you know, I just want, yeah. What do you guys think is the Goldilocks number of farts in front of your lady? Per day? See, I would even say that that's too small of a measurement. Yeah, I think we need a different unit. Maybe a week or month.

I'd say six a week. So 0.08 per day. I don't know. I don't know if everyone's different. I think that might be too much. Too many toots. Mine loves them. That's the most important thing is how are they being received? Maybe it's every relationship is different every language love languages has its own tone cadence So it might be just too tough to tell and I'm insecure. Maybe I'm doing it too much

No, your little love insecure. It's good to think about but don't let it bug you Maybe she's not loving it. Well you can tell. Is she laughing? Yeah. Whoa. I don't sound that convincing, John. Maybe she's not laughing all the time. No, I'm in my dome about it. I don't know if she's laughing all the time. You know what? I think what you got to do is ask her, but you need to fart first. Yeah. Like rip one and then get kind of sad and be like, do you like that? That's a great call.

Or you do that in front of like her and maybe a friend of hers. And they'd be like, guys, wasn't that funny? Yeah, let me see if she's at work right now. Yeah, give her a buzz, dude. I would love to get her take on this. This is really, I'm on this. She's at work. Call her, call her anyways, I'm on this huge. She's at work.

Call her, call her anyways. I'm on the edge of my seat. Tell her this is an emergency. No. Smart. See, you're a good partner, you don't gotta worry about it. See, are you just seeing if you get lucky? Yeah.

You seem bummed. I'm worried I'm farting too much. Are you more worried that you've been bothering her that you'll have to stop farting so much? I don't even know. Oh no she's not answering. Oh no man my mind's spinning now. You'd just be walking and just farting. Dude yeah it was too much.

This was like this was like a probably a year and a half ago is that this happened, I've since buttoned it up. Right. What about a... Yeah, maybe less is more. Maybe I should really drain it down. What about a time period from when you meet someone to when you should fart?

I usually test it out, you know? Couple weeks in. Couple weeks? Yeah, see if they're cool, you know, I'd go a year, a year. Yeah. Isn't it funny that we'll have sex with someone before we'll fart in front of them? But hopefully sex is sexy.

True. It takes a long time to make a fart sexy. Yes. I'd say I got comfortable with it. A little over a year. Sounds right. Jake don't you like first night there over like dump with the door open Yeah, exactly and then I take a shower and make sure it's steamy, you know Gotta make sure she knows what's coming out of my ass sick puppy

Honestly, it's never bothered me. Like if a chick farted in front of me, I'd be like, all right Can you do an impression of Jake here chick farted in front of me, I'd be like, all right, I guess she's got a little gas. Can you do an impression of Jake hearing a girl fart in front of him? Oh man. I mean, yeah, that's like, yeah, that's why I took you to Chipotle tonight. Wine and dine, wine and dine juice. I told you, hey, yo, that's fire.

I told you that that new brisket at Chipotle is fire. That's you. Girl, hey, we gotta go to the Iowa Hawkeyes game. We can fart all over the Rose Bowl together. Girl, we're gonna make that Rose Bowl smell like spoopoo. It could be smelling like roses when we're gonna make that rose bowl smell like spoop. It could be smelling like roses when we're done with it girl. Ah.

Yo, you wanna watch this Twitch where they just fart into the mic? Jake, is there a Twitch of that? There probably is a Twitch for, there's a Twitch for everything, huh? Actually there was, so this is a huge thing of contention on Twitch. At one point you could get banned for intentionally farting into mics.

So what creators do now is they just like fart on purpose and then go silent and like wink at the camera, you know? Oh, whoa. So it's like, this is what happens when you censor things. You make farts an act of political rebellion. Yep. Dude, one of my favorite videos, I don't know how to find it right now, but there's a someone gets on the loud speaker at a grocery store, you know, and he farts into that. That's genius. Yeah. Like if someone did

that in the plane, like the captain comes on the radio, like does that, that'd be great. He's like, how do you guys pump for your flight to Philadelphia? We've currently restarted cruising altitude of 3,000 feet. That's pretty amazing to do that. Do a whole... Grocery store. Yeah, like if you do it in like a movie theater where everyone's quiet.

Like that's really peak performance. A part in church? Yeah. On the pew. On the pew. Big time. Oh dude, we heard a funny Donald Trump story. Our friend just told us a story about their very powerful family friend passed away and then a guy came to their funeral

that no one recognized and he's like, we just want to say he was always a loyal friend, a good supporter. And everyone was like, who the hell is this guy? And he's like, and it meant a lot that he had my back and I'm sad that he's dead dead and then it turned out it was Donald Trump's like consular or someone like that speaking on his behalf and then he brought in a signed MAGA hat to give to the deceased person's family Really? Wait who is this? I'll tell you his name afterwards but someone tells me the story Here's some merch dude. Hilarious. That's hilarious. That's so funny do you know I did know

what up dude no this is a very safe space recording live for the internet I was clicking through Instagram stories and I popped up on a girl I dated briefly she'd gotten engaged well super handsome guy. And then I saw another girl I dated briefly, got married recently. Super handsome guy. And I thought to myself, I think they were dating me when they were drinking. That's not true, dude. you are a super handsome guy. No, no, but these guys were like objectively, I'm not even being hard on myself. I did good.

I did fine. These are Glenn Powell looking dudes? These were like Glenn Powell looking dudes and I was like, what? Like big strapping dudes. I was like, what the hell? They look stoked. That's awesome. They're good for them.

The post after it was her three year sobriety. Yeah, exactly. She's like never coming back. Really turned my life around. I was in a dark dark place. Yeah I was happy for them. I was like good yeah. Yeah that's great. That's so funny dude. You should do that as a bit. That's a good bit. Yeah I will. That's funny. Stokers, make sure you check out... Yeah, this is the big thing, man. Please, this is huge. Someone said in the call...

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