Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 367 - The Neck Brace Election (Classic Solo)

Episode Date: November 7, 2024

Today is another classic solo ep with just the bros! We dive deep into Chad's new love for Football and talk about the election (we recorded this on monday so we didn't know the results yet.) JT talks about his run at Burbank City Council and plans for the future. Is the Neck Brace the funniest piece of medical equipment? We take some hilarious calls, maybe our best yet! A teacher has an issue with pitching an idea to his new principal. He wants to teach kids poker to help them learn about Math but is worried the principal will think he is promoting gambling. IF YOU ENJOYED THIS EP, HIT THE LIKE AND LEAVE A COMMENT to BOOST THE STOKE ALGO! We are live streaming a Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour! PITTSBURGH, NEW YORK and CHICAGO are next stops! Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Thanks to Our Sponsors:HomeChef - Best Meal KITS! Get 18 free meals plus free dessert when going to https://www.homechef.com/godeep MagicMind, Easy Rider, Botanic Tonics

What's your dream? Going deep, trying to change it. Premier white athletes tend to be named Cooper. Did you see the Rams win last night? I did. It was pretty sick, huh? Ugly game, but that throw at the end, I mean Stafford can really swing. The one hand catch.

It was sick. I was, I'm becoming a Rams fan, like legit. Where I was like, I was watching the game and there were some moments there where I was like, yeah. And then when they won the, when they got the touchdown, I was like, let's go. I think I'm becoming a fan. Those are good sports.

I rarely do that and it feels really good. You're invested. Yeah. And they're kind of coming on. I think they're, you know, they got Nakua and Cup back. I think they're. I like how you get a little nervous. Yeah, I know.

I've got these two dudes back. But dude, they feel like they feel legit. They got a good off, I mean, between them and they got Kyron running back and Stafford can still sling it and then they got the best coach. They got a shot. Is McVe got the best coach they got a shot is McVeigh the best coach he's up there for sure Who's your favorite coach? I'm biased. I like

My favorite teams coach Mike Tomlin never had a losing season and like I think it's like 18 years He's only won like three playoff games in the last like 14 years, but right we haven't had a really great offense since Rathausberger left. So I think he's been performing above what expectations would be. So I'm very happy with them. They took fields out and then, was it Wilson?

Yeah, which was a really risky move. Did he play well this weekend? He played well last weekend, right? They're on by this week, but they're two and oh since he started and their offense looks way better. He's shorter, but he throws these beautiful moon ball passes. They have the most gorgeous parabola and they just fall right into the bread basket.

Yeah, dude, football's awesome. And people don't like Russell Wilson cause he's kind of a goody two shoe. Oh really? People think he's fake, like, you know, maybe doesn't give his teammates his phone number kind of a goody two shoe. Oh really? People think he's fake like you know maybe doesn't give his teammates his phone number kind of stuff. Interesting. But you know what? So he's very like uh he pretends to be kind of clean cut is that what you're saying? Yeah. Maybe he's a douche behind the

scene. I guess or like just robotic like um he one time had to describe uh he's married to the hip hop star Ciara. Okay, oh yeah, okay, I know that. And so he stepped out to Future's kid, because they used to be together. Really? Mm-hmm. Wow.

And so Future's like the opposite, right? Future's like, you know, I got my lady and my sad bitch kissing. And then Russell wasn't like, no, it's just you, I love you, we're gonna get married before we have sex. But he was one time describing her, why she's so beautiful and someone looked it up

and if you type in beautiful into Google, it was the first description. So he just like copy and pasted. So he's just like, copy and pasting. He's just robotic. Mm-hmm. Wow. But what would you rather have?

Would you rather have kind of a, would you rather have someone who's just pure chaos and causing trouble or would you rather have someone who's just pure chaos and causing trouble or would you rather have someone who's buttoned up and you can depend on but maybe he's a giant nausea? I think I'd rather have what we have now because we had that with Ben Routhesberger. Oh really?

Yeah, I mean he's a bad dude. And it was tough to defend him at times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stories would come out and you're like, eeeh. Yeah, I mean the laugh would come out and you're like Yeah, I mean the laugh that's actually it's no laughing matter his teammates didn't like him a little bit was he douche I guess I think he got better as he got older. But when he was younger the veterans had some issues with him I think James Harrison Ragged on him in an interview one time. Mm-hmm

He ragged James Harrison ragged on like eight stealers or like just like eight people in a row. He's like, Roger Goodell, the commissioner, he's like, if he was on fire, I wouldn't piss on him. Ben Roethlisberger, arrogant, not a good dude. And then he goes, Troy Palamalu, good guy. Did you see Jason Kelsey slamming the phone? Yeah.

Well, how'd you feel? What do you think? I think he, I'm team Kelsey. I'm team Kelsey too. I saw that and I was like, good for him. Totally. Standing up for his brother. He had this apology tonight that I thought was kind of whack. Yeah.

I mean, maybe he had to do that, but I don't know. Yeah, it sucks he had to do that. I mean, I like, do I think it's ideal that he used a homophobic pejorative? No, but he was repeating it to the guy. I don't think he actually has a homophobic bone in his body, he seems pretty open-minded and cool. And I think he was more using strong language

to punk someone who deserved it. So I got a big visceral like hit of justice when I saw him do what he did. Yeah. And he just took that guy to the, he slammed it so strong. Dude, it was like seamless. It was like, he just grabbed it and slammed it, kept walking.

I thought it was pretty awesome. I think it was my phone now. Yeah, yeah. Is that what he said? Yeah, it was awesome. And that kid was such a punk. Have you seen like the extended clip where he's like, Travis Kelsey just broke my phone,

send that to the news team. He's, I don't know, total dick. No, I think he looks good. And what he said was so inappropriate to Kelsey. Oh yeah, he's just walking along. Interesting that Kelsey was just walking along. Like what was he, just walking to a game or something? Interesting.

Interesting. Jake, sorry to request this, can I grab a water? Yeah, sure. Thanks, man. Can I get a magic mine too, Jake? I'm sorry. Those ones are actually cool. Oh, they are cool.

It seems like the world's on Kelsey's side, which is nice. Yeah. Dude, I watched the Martha Stewart documentary. Oh is that good? She's hot. She's beautiful. Yeah. It's awesome. What's it on? Netflix? Netflix. I'm gonna have to watch that. And it's not like Ask Kissy. Yeah. No they go in on her. Thanks dude. They do. She's, she's. What's your take? I mean, she's a badass, but you do not want to be in her way. She would destroy me.

She, she, she, she's a like a. She's a dumb. If Jimmy Iovine and Putin banged, they would make Martha Stewart. Wow, she's that intense. She's that intense. She might be more, honestly we're lucky she was born during, you know, what do they call that again when dudes are in charge?

Patriarchy. Patriarchy. Yeah, the patriarchy. I genuinely forgot. Yeah, so you're saying if she were, if she were like our age right now. Oh, she'd already be prez, there's no doubt. Yeah, man. I'd be a hot prez.

Young girl goes to a good college, gets like great grades, becomes a model, crushes at that, then decides I'm over modeling, becomes a stockbroker, like first female stockbroker at her firm. Really? Crushes at that, then she's over that. Marries a publisher, seems like a decent guy. Starts catering all the parties, becomes the top caterer.

Gets kind of bored with that, says, okay, I'll make a book out of my catering. Book goes number one. She just, everything just kept, she never stopped building on what she was doing. That's awesome. And just from like my lifetime, I've only known her in her cooking kind of persona.

Wow. And she's been around for, she's what 82, 83? She might be a little younger than that, but yeah, she's up there for sure. Women love her. You know, she's from the same town as my lady. She's from Connecticut? And she had a house in Westport, which is where my lady grew up. Oh, nice. And my lady like worships her. Yeah. To a degree where Martha did some fucked up shit,

like it's clear. In what stage? All of them. Well, I know that she went to jail for insider trading, right? Which I think she kind of got boned on. It was James Comey. Really?

Was the lead investigator. And I think he just wanted a big feather in his cap. He's like, oh, I can nail him. It's kind of like the Alec Baldwin thing where they're like, oh, we can nail a famous person. Let's go overkill on it. Do you think people on his team or his advisors are like, you really want to do this to a coog?

You don't want to put a coog in jail. Yeah, like, dude, I get it. You want to put like high profile person, but. That's primo tail off the street. She's a hot coog, yeah dude. She's a hot coog who can cook. No doubt. She does not like when, at one point she's like,

I don't like when people have feelings. I'd much rather talk about ideas or what you're doing. Wow. Don't come to me with your feelings. Do you think she's a sociopath? No. No. I don't know.

I think she has moments where she's a sociopath. I don't think people are like permanently, most people are permanently sociopath. There's just some people. Right. But I think like people like that who are like- She's just intense. Insane capitalists who just wanna get their way. I don't think they're like full sociopath.

I just think they have a defense mechanism when things get tough that doesn't allow them to truly reflect on their bad behavior. But I think by and large, they stand by their people. How long did she go to jail for? Like five months. That's awesome. She was cool in jail. and she wore out of it a

quilt that like this person she buddied up they guard him together. Wow. And the lady made her a beautiful like not a poncho. What's the thing what's the other thing that you can wear that looks like a poncho? Is it a quilt? The quilt's like a blanket. Poncho. Yeah, there it is. You got it. What is it? What is that?

A shawl? Isn't that beautiful? Her celly made that for her. A shawl. Yeah, look at her. Wow. Look at it. A poncho.

It is a poncho. Do you hear what she said about Ryan Reynolds? No. She said he's not funny in real life. They're neighbors. She's hilarious. She's a real straight shooter. He's not funny. Yeah look at her. Dude, still hot. She's pretty. Do you think she and Snoop boned? I, maybe. I'd put it 30%. That'd be sick. They're a great tandem. Look at that.

They've both been to jail. Yeah, look at her. And they're both self-made. Yeah, exactly. Lot of respect for the two of them. What's up guys, welcome to the podcast. If you're watching on YouTube, make sure you like, subscribe, comment,

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Bang. This is coming out on Wednesday, but while we're recording this tomorrow is the election. More specifically, city council in Burbank. That's the big one. How do you feel? I feel good. I'm optimistic.

I'm looking forward to the results. I'm definitely gonna lose. But the moment it's official I've lost, I have unofficially started my campaign for the next one. Yeah, this is kinda, cause you've said for probably a month or two now that you know you're a little, you probably won't win. Yes.

But you're just getting your feet wet. You started this campaign in what, August? Yeah, it was late. So that's super late. So now you have, was it two years to the next one? Mm-hmm Now you have a full two years to campaign you can keep knocking on doors I'm gonna keep knocking on doors even when I'm I don't I'm just gonna knock on doors and Not even say vote for me and just say hey, my name is John part and here's what I believe in

Yeah, I'm just talking to people. I'm just gonna keep doing it cuz I love it Yeah, I love going around knocking on doors meeting people and getting to know the community Yeah, and I love the issues. I love learning about housing and transportation and and and schools and Like just the ways we can make our city operate better and set it up better for the future. It is like just Revitalized my I don't know, my brain and my joy to like learn about all this shit. So I can't wait to keep learning and keep finding ways

to try and apply it. Yeah, I'm so glad I did it. It was awesome. And so, dude, you should go out Wednesday and be like, I'm running for city council. Like literally the next day. Yeah, I want your vote. They're like dude, the election was yesterday. I'm like oh. Yeah, no this is for 2026. Yeah, oh that's really good.

I want your vote for 2026. Can I count on you? You know, I really will do that because I think that's the, I need to put in that kind of groundwork. Well, I mean, because I thought the same thing, you know, going in, I was like, like you said going into it, you're like, oh, this will be a layup kind of thing. And I thought the same thing. I'm like, I don't really believe that, but I was kind of joking about. Oh, okay. Yeah.

No, I just, I just assume because you're kind of like, who runs for city council? Like, you're like, you've got a name. I was like, that's easy. People are going to be like, oh, that's the only person I know But it's like a legit that people put hundreds of thousands Maybe if not millions of dollars into their campaigns The rumor is that the two people who I think will probably win had a half a million dollar a pact I mean Disney operates out of the city, right? A lot of the studios operate out of the city

It's it's they call it the media capital of the world. I mean, that's partly branding, but partly true. Like there's a lot of media companies, the Hulu offices were there. So, I mean, it's big business. And it's also, I totally underestimated how important it was to have lived there a long time and to know about old Burbank.

I would knock on doors and they'd be like, how long have you lived here? And I'm like, two years. And they're like, no. They're like, this other guy who's running has been here 45 years. I went to John Burroughs High School with them. That stuff really matters to people in Burbank.

They really wanna maintain the soul of the city, which I appreciate, but a lot of what I was running on to is setting it up for the future. So I was candid with people. I was like, look, no, I will be changing the town if I have my brothers. Yeah. Well, I didn't want to lie to people. And I was like, the city is great. And I'm I don't want to make it seem like every other city, but we were so behind on housing or transportation wasn't there. And I just see a lot of blue thinking people have to leave blue cities because it's gotten too expensive.

And I think there's gotta be a way to try and combat, but that's all here and there. We'll try for the next one. Right. Unless, who knows, maybe some miracle. I get the dubby. That would be sick. That would be scary.

You never know. Yeah, that's interesting. I do wonder how the politics of California will change in the next few years. I guess we'll see a little bit after tomorrow. It's going to be insane. Who do you think is going to win? I think Trump is going to win? I think Trump's going to win. I've been leaning that way too, but lately, like the last day, I've been like, is Kamala

going to take it? I know. I keep seeing polls like that. Is that the news just being like, hey, we've been saying Trump's going to win for a while. The numbers are going down on ratings. We need to make it a little more dramatic at the finish. I don't know, it's like people make this point all the time, have you ever participated in a poll? I've never been polled.

Who are these people that are polling? I don't know who's getting polled. But I guess the thing with last year is they were like, last year they were like, yeah, I think they said that Trump was behind it a little bit, but everyone was just like, oh, well, that's just the nature of the polls is like, not as many people are gonna say

they're gonna vote for Trump. And so the polls will, for him, will be down a little bit because people are kind of scared to be honest about that. But then Biden took it. So, and then this year, I feel like from what people are saying and from what I've seen, it sounds like he's more ahead of Kamala than he was of Biden in 2020.

That's what I've heard. Yeah, and I think he's gonna win. I also think, I know he, especially in 16, he outperformed the polls because people were so embarrassed to say they were voting for him. I don't know if that's still the case with people. It's not as much now.

Yeah, I feel like it's a way smaller percentage. Yeah. So Skeletal Shlong says, I feel like Kamala supporters don't care to answer those polls. I don't know if I agree with that. No, liberals love doing polls. Yeah. I do think that the demographics on it are insane.

The way like it's just like basically turning into dudes versus gals. Mm-hmm. It's just crazy. Dude, Shane Gillis made this point on his podcast about Hinchcliffe, Tony Hinchcliffe. He's like, if Trump loses because of him and then World War III starts, Hinchcliffe is Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

That's so creepy. That's so creepy. That's so creepy. That's so creepy. That's one thing too, Paranormal of Stoke. I haven't seen many vocal Kamala supporters as well. I've seen mostly Trumps, like for example, Ryan Holliday is going heavy on Trump, anti-Trump. And all his comments are like anti-Kamala.

But I don't know if that's just more vocal, people are more vocal if you speak up for the other side that you don't want, I don't know if that's just more vocal, people are more vocal if you speak up for the other side that you don't want, I don't know. But I have seen that, from what I've seen online, the majority of comments I see are pro-Trump. I don't know if that's a good indicator of things, but. No, it's felt that way to me too. I don't know if that's just,

we have like a lot of young dudes who follow us too and follow young dude stuff. You know, I think they feel like the older lady demo is really gonna pull out hard for Kamala and I don't know if it's plugged into that echo chamber. Yeah, I haven't been looking at Facebook comments. Exactly. Dude, I actually,

I had a really interesting conversation last week. So, a stoker reached out to me because, um, he knew a lot about China and I just, I just want to learn more about foreign policies. So he started explaining to me a lot about China's culture and where they're at economically and what their future looks like. And, and, uh, as we were talking, I learned more about him. He had actually worked at the Trump White House. And he had met Trump just a few times briefly. And he said he liked him.

And he was a nice boss. He said he was nice to people. And I was like, well, what about his cabinet where he fired everybody? And then he was like, ah, that's just all like, you know, ego knock and they all got like you know they're they're not those those big heads of state guys weren't used to being kind of like talked down to so it really rangled their feathers yeah yeah and if you

listen to Trump podcasts with Rogan he's like this guy's an idiot dumbass I heard some bad people bad guy he's like John Bolton, dumbass. That guy is just out of his mind. And then, but you know what he told me? He told me that 50% of the people who work at Fox, like the staff behind the scenes people, not the on set out, but 50% of the people who work at Fox are liberal.

Whoa, interesting. What about the other news stations? So I started thinking about that and I was like, you know what? I bet you half the people who work at MSNBC are conservative. Yeah. Cause they're just-

They just have a job. It's a job to get a paycheck and they're, they're making us feel like we're super against each other. Yeah. But they're not even against each other. Well dude, that's when we used to do interviews at Fox. We'd see comics. We know.

Working for them. They're just working there in the office. It's just a job. It's funny to me, they're like, it's making people, they're selling the idea of us being all super opposed, but they're working together to tell us that. I know. And then they're all at lunch like,

hey, it was a good job. Yeah, I know. I know it's all theater. I remember when we met Jesse Waters, he was very much like, he was much more, his persona on screen is uber conservative, super pro Trump, but then when we talked to him outside of that, we're like, oh, he's an actor.

They're all just actors to me Said Megyn Kelly. She's just a babe. Yeah, she can just keep doing whatever you saw. Yeah Who wants to destroy your b-hole grandma dominator oh I remember that dude. This know what's gonna be, this is gonna be. My GF. Sorry. No, no, go. Dude, you let her, so Grandma Dominator was on, I think the last podcast talking about how his girlfriend, he was complaining for some reason about his girlfriend wanted to eat his ass. And you let her do it, sounds like, after Chipotle.

And now she wants to destroy it. Oh. Who are you voting for, Grandma Dominator? She liked it. That's nice. Yeah, it sounds like she liked it. John Spaghetti told him congrats. It's a good supportive environment.

Grandma dominator. Yeah, it's gonna be an interesting one tomorrow. I know this podcast is gonna be wildly out of date. Yeah, I know, just one day. Dude, I know some people who've bought guns. It's understandable. Who is that? Yeah, I knew it was him.

I called him and he's like, I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, I'm going to get ammunition. And I was like, what? Is that like a selection of Arowan? Yeah. Was that like As selection of Arowan? Was that like acai mousse? No, I'm getting bullets, bro. Hollow point.

Jake, do you have a gun? I don't have a gun personally, but I'm not opposed to guns. I actually think most people should have a gun in their home. Yeah, it could seal the, and it also kind of depends on your environment like where I grew up in, Iowa Pretty much 90% of people had a gun and a lot of them actually concealed to carry I don't think that would work well in LA

You know, I I grew up with guns my family family has like 10. We have an AR-15, we have a Glock, a SIG, we have some cool over under shotguns that we do skeet with. But as I moved to LA and I got more psychologically affected by all the shootings, I was like, why don't we try and go no gun? That didn't work out. The world just said no en masse. And now I'm coming the other way and I'm like,

well, I guess if everyone's going to have a gun, I don't want to be the only one without one. Right. Yeah, I guess I've always been, I've shot guns. I know people, you know, people in my family have guns. I didn't grow up with guns though. Like I didn't shoot, I guess I shot a shotgun when I was like 12. But I don't know how I, you know, there's something about having it in the house that would make me uneasy. I guess I still have that mindset of like,

if it's in the house, you know, you might use it. You know what I mean? Well, statistically speaking, that's true. Yeah. Like there are more accidental gun deaths because guns are in the house and you know. Yeah. It seems tautological, but it's true.

Yeah, so, but then, you know, I'm like, part of me is also like, you know, is my girlfriend gonna get hornier if she knows I have a gun? My lady does not want me to get a gun. I think mine would get hornier. Really? Yeah.

Oh, dude, you should take advantage then, man. You think I should get a gun because of that? Nah, actually, you just don't seem like you, it doesn't, to me, and I'm not putting you in a box, I'd be supporting you, whatever, but it feels like you've always had such like a peaceful outlook on the world that I think that's actually benefited you

and brought you more peace. Right, that's what I think. Yeah, thank you. I've always felt that way too. I'm like, why do I wanna bring aggression in? I feel like I have a bubble just protecting me. I think there's something to it. I've seen it be true for you.

But if people are like, why'd you get a gun? I'm like, yeah, my girlfriend, you know, she said she'd bone more. I think people would understand that. I could get one without ammo. That's nice. And then we could do like, you know, James Franco and Spring Breakers.

That was a hot scene, dude. That shit fired me up. I was very impressed that they came up with that. Just deep throat and a silencer. When Ashley Benson and Vanessa Hutchins stick that guy, I'm getting horny talking about it. That was that, I remember where I was. I just got transported back to the AMC in Burbank

where I saw it, the 20. Wow. Yeah, that was a hell of a scene. You saw that in Burbank? By myself before the five o'clock open mic at Flapper's. Wow. And I just was in the theater like. Oh, that's sick.

Yeah, that one did it for me. That's so odd. That was a great scene, that was a good movie. Do you think James Franco's gonna make a comeback? Yeah. You think he's doing? I think so. Look, the things he did, not cool,

but I think he'll bounce back. I'm starting to see articles about him. Does he have a movie coming out? Maybe, he likes to work. He's talking about his friendship with Seth Rogen. All I saw was the headline, I think it's over. I saw it was the most beautiful partnership. It's a bummer, man.

Yeah. It sucks, I feel for the guy. One more thing on the guns. That was a big debate point for the Burbank thing was SRO officers, like armed people at the schools. And I think actually, at least at the debate I did in the conversations, I had the majority of parents want it. Right. They want gun. They want, they want,

they want an armed officer at the schools. I can understand it. I, it's, it's, I would not pick it, but I was like, look, if, if you all want it, fine. But I also was like, but wait, like, do we actually think that's going to deter a shooter from coming to the school? I think for me, if I knew there was security there, I would feel more comfortable. But I'm saying do you think it would actually stop a school shooter from coming to the school?

But I'm saying, do you think it would actually stop a school shooter from coming to the school? Stop school shooter? Might not stop a school shooter, but I think higher likelihood that the school shooter could be stopped. But then again, let's say there's a school with a security guard, one without. School shooter is going to go the one without. a security guard, one without. School shooter's gonna go the one without. That's probably true. But I don't know how school shooters typically pick their school. But I guess a lot of the shootings that have happened

already had a SRO officer at it and it didn't work. Oh really? But the point I made to the people was like, that means best case scenario, there's a shootout at the school and our person wins. But in all likelihood, there's gonna be a lot of errant fire. Right.

It just doesn't seem like a total practical solution. Let me throw this in there. It'll delay the shooter. So in a lot of cases, you know, the shooter was able to just go into the school and start shooting. Before people even knew what happened, it'd be like 10 minutes, he's, you know,

already wreaked havoc before the cops can even get there. If there's a shootout with a security guard, shots are fired, cops are on the way, that's, you know, let's say three or four minutes maybe, that could save lives, that delay. It's true. That's a tough one though. What's the alternative to not having an SRO officer? I don't know.

I guess you just keep going as is. I mean people will say like more mental health, you know better better like security clearance metal detectors maybe a Gate that people have to pass through like making sure there's not as many like points of entry metal detectors are worse than a security guard, I think I I know they already have them but but that is kind of a- For vibes.

Dystopian to me. It's like you're going on a flight. I pulled IG on it, it was 50-50. It was like 20,000 people voted it was right down the middle mom lem says they can hire veterans that'd be cool It's a tough ish is tough Hello What up Legend what up legend?

What up dog? Wait, are you a repeat caller? No dude, first time. Oh sick. Long time, listen to my first time caller. Sick. Dude, what do you do? I'm a teacher bro, a teacher in Chicago.

Oh dude. You have a great teaching voice. What do you teach? Is it history? I teach, no it's high school math. Sick. Oh, we talking trig, calc. Dude, a little bit of everything, man.

A little jack of all trades right now, doing three subjects. Which branch of mathematics do you think is the most artistic? Artistic? Dude, I'm gonna go calculus for sure, I think. Nice, dude. Because like y equals mx plus b, it just looks right? Like just the balance of it?

Yeah, yeah, something like that. Wow. What can you do? Can you, okay, if you're a math teacher, tell me the quadratic formula. Oh dude, negative B plus or minus the square root of fucking, what is it, B squared plus four AC all over two A? That's right. I think that's it, dude, it's been a while though.

Is it? That's right, dude. Dude, let's go, man. Good thing I know my stuff. Wow, would you say students are more or less interested in math these days? Oh, dude, gotta be less man. The kids are not stoked. They're very, they're lacking stoked, at least in Chicago. Damn, like how so?

Are they just doing TikTok dances or what's happening? Well, they banned phones in my school, so we don't have too much TikTok going on, but they're like vaping in class a lot. They're just generally being on chill. What grades are you teaching? I'm like all in high school, so like freshmen, sophomores mostly, but some juniors.

Damn. Do you guys have an SRO officer? wars mostly, but some juniors. Yeah. Do you guys have an SRO officer? Um, I think so. Honestly, I don't know. Um, maybe we have, we have hella security. I'm in kind of a rough area.

You're in the South side of Chicago. Nah, it's not South side, but I don't want to, I don't want to say too specific cause cause the quest just kind of, it's the quest just kinda, it's a little, yeah, it's a little, I'm gonna stay a non for this guy. All right, let's do it. Let's get into it. What's the cue, baby? Well, yeah, so I'm teaching in a rougher area in Chicago

and the kids are sick, my job is sick, and last year we had no principals, so it was super chill. There was no oversight at all. So tight. And, uh, and I'm a big, I'm a big poker guy. All right. So, you know, let's, let's first get rid of the notion that poker is gambling to skill game.

All right. So, uh, you know, last year I was teaching some children in my classes, how to play poker right they would come in during lunch and we ended up having a pretty sick squad of dudes that would just come in and and learn poker and we you know we'd do a little poker during lunch not for money you know nothing crazy but uh you know I was teaching them a little probability through poker and they were getting stoked on math so it's pretty sick but

come this year all of my all my boys are they're juniors now so I don't have the same lunch as them anymore and they still want to come in and learn poker right but the new principal we got a principal now so this I have a boss he's looking he's looking for clubs but it's it's kind of a tough sell to say, hey, I want to teach some kids how to gamble. That's crazy. No, I think they 100% have to do that. This is like if the movie Freedom Riders, which I've never cried more during a movie,

Freedom Riders and 21, that trash Kevin Spacey movie. If those two movies bombed. It is trash, that's a terrible movie. It would be you, dude. This is huge, man. I mean, it's a club that, it not only teaches them math, it teaches them people skills, negotiating skills, and life skills.

They have to be cool under pressure. They have to learn to like not go on tilt. Like just cause you lose doesn't mean you double up on the next bet. I mean, it's it's got everything these kids need for their future and it's cool. Dude, you're preaching to the choir, man. But you know, the problem is I got to pitch it to the principal, right? Well, yeah, that's your job pitch it That's not my job do my job is your job is to care about these kids Oh, dude. Oh, man. I I guess you're right, dude I guess I do need to just get in there and fucking pitch and if these kids came from backgrounds with white Irish names

No one would be questioning this club That's true. That's a very good point, dude. And you owe it to these kids to show them a better life and to show them a path forward towards it using a language that they understand and want to be a part of. And if you can't do that, then you're not a good teacher. Oh, shit, dude. I've quoted like three movies in that run, dude. I did a little stand and deliver and I did a little Mr. Holland's opus. Oh dude, stand and deliver fire, dude. Freedom writers not so fire, but now it's kind of trap.

Well, I mean, she's a bad teacher. So she taught all those kids, like had a journal in a way that was effective. And then when they all went to college, she left for a better gig with them to college. I'm like, yeah, so your whole curriculum was not, you couldn't replicate the curriculum. That's the game, brother. I know. I'm like, I put a curriculum that other people could do, lady. I was, yeah. Dude, I, uh. Yeah, that's a good call. I think one thing, I don't have, uh, I know how to play poker, but I don't, I don't know, I know how to play blackjack a little bit, but when I go to a casino, I don't know what I'm doing.

I don't have the confidence to sit down. I'm not saying you should give these kids the confidence to be able to go to a casino, although that is a sick skill to have, you know, especially when you're a young adult, you can go in there and just toss some dough on the table. And you know, I, when I first turned 21, I tried to play blackjack, I was in Vegas,

I went to a table, I tossed in 20, I ruined everyone's hands and then I left. And yeah. Chad, let me, can I throw some fire advice at you for next time you're in Vegas? Yeah. Dude, teach me. Well, so even if you don't know how to play poker, here's what you do. You go to the poker table, you sit there, you fold every hand besides aces or kings,

and then you just collect the free drinks all day, dude. Whoa. Yeah, Chad's a premium hand guy. That's sick. Yeah, exactly, dude. You got to tighten that range out, brother. Wow. You got to teach these kids, man. It is a huge valuable lesson because like if they're going to be 21 one day, they're going to go into casinos and then they're going to be splitting tens and guys are going to be getting up from the table. Yeah. No, they're going to watch. They like to play street dice,

so I was teaching them craps a little bit. They're gonna watch that one episode of Entourage where Vinny goes to Vegas and he splits kings and somehow wins. And they're gonna be like, that's the way you play. Yeah, that's not a sick fucking example for the kids, dude. Vinny really didn't do that. It's pretty uncool. Hot take, Vinny's a sick example for the kids. Vinny really did them doing that. It's pretty uncool.

Hot take, Vinny's a renoff. Oh dude, not a hot take, that guy sucks. Yeah dude, thanks. Not a very good actor. Yeah, also true. They were like, hey, he's supposed to, like I didn't even think about this. In that show, he's supposed to be

like a Leonardo DiCaprio kind of actor. Yeah, nah. Yeah, no. Yeah, but have you seen that conspiracy that the whole show is just making fun of those dudes? No. It does seem like they're- I hear you there. It does seem like in a lot of scenes,

like they're intentionally like making his acting look bad. Like in Aquaman. Yeah. He lives on a farm in Texas now. Yeah. That's kinda cool. He tends to cattle. I don't know him at all.

Oh, really cool. You know, that whole cast has not aged well. No. Don't show them this. Yeah, except for what's his face, dude. Vinny's brother, drama. Oh drama, yeah. Drama's crushing it dude.

Oh yeah, he's probably getting his dog sucked right now. Bro, you gotta convince this principle dude. I mean that's just part of the gig dude, cause I can tell from the depth of your baritone that you were meant to be a hero and a leader to young people. Oh dude. And sometimes that- You're getting me fired up. tone that you were meant to be a hero and a leader to young people. And sometimes that dude, sometimes that's an uphill battle, brother.

But it's not what we ask of life. It's what life asks of us. This is your journey. This is your calling. So are you bluffing or are you all in dude? Well, I could be doing both brother, but, uh. But yeah, I'm all in. Dude, teach them in a language you know. Or pitch this in a language you know. Pitch this in a math equation.

Oh, that's fire, Dave. I could throw up a little equation for the prince. Yeah. Let him know. You can be like, if poker, the square root of poker is wisdom at the table equals high income

and a stable marriage. Foundation of America right there, dude. The marriage is stable, dude, let me tell you. Dude, are you married? Oh yeah, dude, I me tell you. Dude, are you married? Oh yeah, dude, I love my dank ass wife, dude. Actually, I'm gonna be at the Chicago show. I got a beef with Strider, I gotta bring up. Nice, dude.

What's the beef? Well, the dank GF shirt. Strider's got a dank wife, so do I now. Where's the dank wife shirt? Oh, he's gonna update the merch. Yeah, for real. He's gotta do that. All right, well do you love you?

Oh, sorry, go ahead. Sorry, but before you go, Grandma Dominator, he let his girlfriend tongue punch his b-hole. Oh, he did? Dude, that's fire. I was hoping he would open his mind up to that. Because let me tell you, me and the wife, we're very open to experimentation. Wow!

That's some beginner stuff, dude. I mean, you gotta let her do that. Dude, you're an awesome teacher. Aw, thanks. Now, Grandma Dominator says that his GF now wants to destroy. What's your take? Yeah, you gotta draw the line, I would say, wherever you're comfortable. It's okay to not be okay with something,

but yeah, if you're willing, then I'll let her go for it. Does, and pardon the question, but does your wife pound your b-hole? Nah, dude, we had to draw the line somewhere and pounded my butt hole, that's just a little too, it's a little too violent for me I think sounds reasonable yeah hopefully that helped you grandma dominator do you pound her butthole yeah I mean not all the time all right well dude have a good night man it was good talking to you Thanks legends, I'll see you guys soon. Later bro. Good guy.

Krim with Dominator. He goes, hell yeah bro. I think I gotta take my hat off. Oh man. What else happened this weekend? Yeah, what'd you get up to? I ran 10 miles yesterday. Oh, I saw that. I made myself sick.

I don't feel sick now, but I ran so much. You know I've done ice baths where I give myself the flu? Yeah, it's happened to you a lot. I ran myself into feeling like shit. Because you put on the IG story, like I almost met my maker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I felt sick. Damn. Yeah.

Cause that was the longest you've run. Longest I've run. And... But your time was really good. My time's looking good, yeah. I think all that foundation of sprints has helped me. But, and I loved it, dude. I was running in Santa Monica on the beach.

It's the best, but I definitely, it's funny that now I think of people who just, who do like marathons and they go straight into it. It's like, dude, at 10 miles, I was just dying a little bit. So I love it. I can't wait to run tomorrow. Did you get sick during the last mile or? No, I finished and I was so, you know what?

I did like a mid morning run, like 11 a.m. I didn't eat before I had a banana before. Maybe it was partly that. Maybe I was dehydrated. I don't know, but I finished it and I felt like kind of woozy and a little bit nauseous. And I had pounded two Gatorades and got Jersey Mikes. Which is cool about running, when you run long distance,

I'm like, dude, I'm gonna get a fat sandwich. You can eat anything. Yeah. Like people drink beer sometimes when they're running marathons. Yeah, it's awesome. You just need the calories. Yeah, dude.

I know people who like do marathons and they have some beers that get hammered. You just deplete your whole body of everything and they just toss a Michelob Ultra in there. So awesome. It's the best. Dude, speaking of drinking and stuff like that, so I had been totally sober for almost four months

off everything. Yeah. I smoked pot last night. You smoked weed last night? How was it? It was okay. I went to the gym. I did shoulders last night. You smoked weed last night? How was it? It was okay. I went to the gym. I did shoulders and arms.

While high? Yeah, which I like doing because I definitely focus on the reps more. Interesting. But it was kind of a nothing burger. But dude, check this dude out. Maybe we can put this up in the chat. Look at this freaking guy at the gym yesterday.

What is this guy doing? Does he have a weight? So a guy is standing on top of the pull-up bar. And like the, yeah, we're like the tricep tower and all that stuff. Is he holding like a weight. So a guy is standing on top of the pull-up bar. And like the, yeah, we're like the tricep tower and all that stuff. Is he holding like a... No, he's just standing up there. Weird.

It was bizarre. How long was he up there? Like 10 minutes. Just standing up there? What was he doing? Like, it looks like he's trying to do crunches or something. It was kind of like RDLs, but like without weight. But he was just, and here's a guy in the background who,

he's just staring at him. Was he jacked? No, but he was crazy like limber. Like he looked like he could be like a gymnast on the bars. Yeah, it seems excessive. If you're gonna do that, go to like a gymnast gym. There's a lot of these weirdos at the gyms I go to. Yeah.

What was this, 24 hour? Yeah. Interesting. People will just be like making a spectacle. I'm like, bro, why are you standing up on like a century tower doing body weight exercises? You could do that on the floor. Right.

And he was just up there doing that. Were you just staring at him? Yeah. Were there a staring at him? Yeah. With a lot of people? No. Really? Just me and that one guy. The other guy's hilarious.

Me and that guy, me and just that one guy were just like watching him and we were like, what are you doing up there? Right. And he was just doing this. Damn. Think he does that a lot. Yeah. Man.

No one asked him to get down. No. He didn't seem like the guy you want to talk to. Right. Was he jacked? No. Did I already ask you that? No. Damn. Yeah, it was pretty wild.

Well, what if you come to find out that being on top of the bars makes you more jacked? I'll be up there in no time. When you rewatch Entourage, it's just, the episodes are like, what if Vince, what if Vince is doing a commercial,

but he ends up banging the choreographer? And then it just, the commercial turns out great and he just gets paid a bunch of money. And then he gets a call where they're like, yeah, you might not be able to star in this James Cameron movie. And that's like the big conflict. I think he was really smart.

I mean, it was awesome to watch. It was awesome. I was watching it. I was like, dude, this is incredible. He's just banging chicks. It was always Vince's best storylines. When they tried to make him like a drunk depressive, it really stunk up the joint. Never watched that season.

It was better when they'd go to like his neighbors, like Rana Bordello, and then the head, like Madame, would just be like, hey, Vince, I'll just give you a freebie because you're Vince. Yeah. And you were like, yeah, madame would just be like, hey, Vince, I'll just give you a freebie because you're Vince. Yeah. And you were like, yeah. He just watched it. And then he would get a hot female agent when he fired Ari for a little bit. Yeah.

And then he was like, I can't say no to your scripts because you're hot. And then she would call him back, hey, we should bang. Yeah. And I was like, yeah. Just pitching that in the writers room. So what's the, how do we end this episode? This guy's like, is Vince banger?

He's like, yes, that's it. Vince bangs her. It's cool. It's awesome. Guys get nasty. Yeah. I'll always think it's cool. Should we reboot Entourage?

Maybe make Strider Vince. I'm down for that. And he's just banging. They're really fun No one deserves it more dude first episode strider just getting domine Like strider there like strider we want you to be the next terminator is like chill. Yeah Some guys probably live that life. I bet He's like chill. Yeah, some guys probably live that life. I bet Hey Gary Cole was in there was he in the show? Yeah, I remember he was Ari's old partner and he brings him back But then he develops a crush on the gal who was uh, oh that's in a couple episodes of the OC

Sasha remember shot Sasha Grey's episode? Her season. She had an interesting affect. She was in a good Steven Soderbergh movie, The Girlfriend Experience, and there was something compelling about her. She's a streamer. Oh, she is? She streams on Twitch.

Do you watch her stream, Jake? No, I don't watch her stream now. Is it just like her playing video games or does she like get frisky? Yeah I'm sure actually like a lot of sort of porn stars have transitioned to it because they don't have to be nude obviously but they're still kind of like showing their quote-unquote personality. Another one is Adriana Csicic I think it's how you say her name? Csicic yeah. think it's how you say her name. Oh yeah, sure. Yeah, legend. She went to TwitchCon, which is like a convention

for Twitch where all the Twitchers meet up, and she broke her tailbone. Yeah, her coccyx. Ouch. She jumped into a foam pit that was only like an inch deep and she thought it was like three feet deep. Oh no. Yeah.

She all right? She was in like a full body cast for like a year. Oh my God. Was she really? Yeah, I'm trying to find. Oh, that's too bad. She's a great actress. Was she streaming during it?

Yeah, there's a video of it. I don't know how you. It's C-H-E-C-H-I-K. Thank you Chad. C-H-E-C-H-I-K. Oh right there, yeah. We can watch it real quick. She broke her back.

Sorry. But yeah, she was in a... That's a bomber, dude. That's worst case scenario. Yeah, this was the move that she was doing at splits. I contend that there's nothing funnier than someone in a neck brace. Dude, yeah.

So true. I'm rewatching Sopranos, first season. Chris is in a neck brace. So funny. It's so funny. I remember my friend Devin's mom picked me up from school one time. Yeah.

And she was in a neck brace. It's so funny. And I was just in the backseat the whole time, driving home, in my head, I was like, you idiot. Yeah, yeah. It's so funny Why is it so funny? Anytime someone has to turn by rotating their torso

It kind of makes it it like makes their like neck look longer to just look so stupid They look like performatively human Like why are you acting like I mean that's so genius and Christopher ego gets gets beat up by juniors crew His injury involves them being in the next The neck phrase is super long. And he's being a tough guy. That's so funny. Look at him. Yeah, like talking shit in a neck phrase.

Talking shit in a neck phrase is so funny. Oh man. That is so funny. Can you click on the one to laugh just him in the sunglasses? Yeah. Look at him dude. A neck brace is so funny. It's whatever kind of person you are too.

Yeah. It's like a cop in a neck brace, a firefighter in a neck brace, a nurse in a neck brace. It's all funny. It's working at the funeral. Imagine you're wanted by the police. You're sleeping in a shit motel and then just crack the door, gets kicked down and the first cop in has a neck brace on. I feel like if you duck, you're out.

Yeah. You can't talk. Oh man. Trying to get grandma dominator to text in. He's been talking all this trash in chat, but he won't call in. What are you scared grandma dominator? You scared of talking on the phone?

Yeah, own it brother. Dude, you let your girlfriend tongue punch your b-hole, dude, and you can't even talk to us about it? I mean, you're getting all up in the chat. You're saying your girlfriend wants to destroy your b-hole now and you don't even want to talk to us about it? I mean, you're getting all up in the chat. You're saying your girlfriend wants to destroy your b-hole now and you don't even want to talk to us about it? I'm starting to think you might not be able to dominate grandmas. Maybe he's wearing a neck brace and he got upset. Someone eating his butthole wearing a neck brace? The person doing the eating.

Dude, picture this. He's like, should I let her do it? And we're like, yeah. And then he comes back the next day wearing a neck brace. It busted too hard. What's up, baby? Well, dude, just chilling. It's a little late. But yeah, just watching you guys. What a else you brother. Yeah. So my job, I've been working at this job for two years. I'm a firmware engineer.

And last week in one of our meetings, they said we have to be back on the site for five days a week, and I don't know what to do. So you're going from remote to on-site? Yeah. And you're pissed about it? Yeah, dude, are you kidding me? Yeah, I don't know, I live like probably like 40 minutes out from the office.

So I'm gonna have to like drive in every day and just like sit there like, oh man. Damn, dude. Is there any upside to being in the office? Yeah, like not really. So I do like a lot of testing stuff. So like sometimes I'll need like a piece of equipment and I have to drive 45 minutes. That's kind of a bummer, but like, I'm still going to have to drive 45

minutes anyway, but like that's going to be like every day as opposed to like just when I need equipment. So, um, I guess, um, what are you, uh, Hmm so um I Guess what are you uh? Are you wondering like if you should quit your job Yeah, I was like I kind of looking for like any kind of advice like I Don't know like I like my job. You know like we got like a pretty good PTO policy like my boss is super cool is really nice up until this point like I'm in the fully remote thing but like I

also I'm kind of like up for a promotion right now so it's kind of like weird timing to like quit and like move on to another one But like I'm not I just wanted to see what you guys thought honestly like if you could I Think you got him go to work. Are you single? No, I got a girlfriend now my plan screwed Dude I think You know, I think the prospect of it might suck, but I think you could make it sick. I think you could make the drive sick.

You could get into podcasts, you could start trying to learn something. You could start listening to like, philosophize this and learn about all philosophy. You could, or you could go deep into like conspiracy stuff or just become a more learned dude. Just in, where do you live? Minneapolis.

Oh, sick. Yeah, that's another thing that kind of sucks about the drive is like, I mean, it's not onsite yet. It doesn't start till New Year's, but you know, it's going to be like in the middle of winter time, the roads are going to be kind of shit and I drive a site yet. It doesn't start till New Year's, but you know, it's gonna be like in the middle of winter time The roads are gonna be kind of shit and I drive a Prius So like I don't know like if I like get into a car accident, I could die, you know that

That is nerve-racking But here's the thing dude, let's say you get the promotion could you go back to remote would you have that power? Let's say you get the promotion. Could you go back to remote? Would you have that power? Yeah, I don't know. I kind of gone through it in my head, a few ways to try to make him let me do it. Because one of my coworkers, he moves two hours away

and they're letting him stay remote. And it was kind of shitty because I was talking to my boss and I'm like, I don't I don't really have like a reason not to go into the office like that, where it's like, I'm not too far away. I don't have kids to like, that I gotta drop off at daycare like he does. So it's like, technically I can be in the office, but like.

Dude, I got it. I got it. You start going into the office, right? And then you quote unquote, get into an accident. You show up the next day in a neck brace. And you say, dude, I can't do this. Look at me. And just the sight of you in a neck brace,

I'm like, man, this guy's gotta go remote. Show up day one, neck braced up, with the one that's got the full sticks on the side. Yeah. You know? With a metal one. Yeah. And then, but then have like a super positive attitude,

be like, hey boss, yeah, no worries over here. I love coming in. And don't sour puss it at all. Hey, neck brace, you can go home. Yeah. Yeah, I like just turn my full body the whole time. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, every time your boss asks for something,

take like a minute to turn around and look at him. He'll send you home. Dude, if the neck brace doesn't work, you start coming in with just more and more shit on your body, like you have a cast for your arm and pretty soon you're wheelchaired out and you're in a full body cast and you're like, dude, you're stoked to be coming into the office.

Like doing one of those little blowing tube things. Yeah, dude. Oh yeah. I got, can I, I'll play devil's advocate here. I think going into the office would tremendously benefit me because I work from home. But like if I went to the office, I would have more of a routine.

I feel like more of a schedule. Whereas now I'm kind of just like doing things when I need to do office, I would have more of a routine. I feel like more of a schedule. Whereas now I'm kind of just like doing things when I need to do them, right? If I was in the office, I feel like I would have more of like a life, a more scheduled life, right? More consistency. And the social aspect too, right? Yeah, the social aspect, exactly.

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, like for me, I like the kind of work life balance I had because like I like getting up in the morning, like going to the sauna and it just like coming right back and then just jumping right into work. Oh yeah. I do see you. It's just kind of like I've had, I've been doing it fully remote for two years. So like you got a sauna like setup, you know, like my life's kind of set up for that. And it's like a huge clip. Do you have a sauna at your place? It's like 10 minutes away kind of by the university. It's like a

sauna ice bath place, like kind of my like spot, you know, what do you make in a year? It's like 88,000. And it's like solid benefits. Like it's like $88,000 and it's like solid benefits. It's definitely like the cushiest job I've ever had. And I was like never really planning on leaving it before they like, or never thought of even leaving it before they like changed that policy. And with the promotion, how much are you going to be banking? That's like a really good question because I'm not sure, but I was talking to my boss about it

and it's like kind of not worth it. If I have to be on site all the time, I have to ask for a lot more money. Because like right now my expenses, like as far as like work is like, I don't, I don't, but like having to drive into the office and like buy food at the office and all the extra time it's going to take, Like an extra hour, hour and a half. Sure. You know? Yeah. It's like the difference in that, like with the pay, like, I don't know, it kind of like net zero and I'd rather just work remotely, but it's not really an option, I guess. Yeah. Maybe, dude, maybe go to a therapist and get a bill of bad health. I've thought, yeah, that's a good call.

Just get it that you're agoraphobic. Yeah, agoraphobic. That's good. Yeah. I mean, I have like ADHD and like some other stuff going on, but yeah, I just don't like the vibe of being in an office, like pooping next to my coworker. I mean, we're all on teams. Like I went in today cause I'm trying to like dip my toe in

and see how it's gonna actually feel. And yeah, it's just like the vibe is just not cool. It's like getting in there. It's just cubicles, no natural light. Like when I'm at home, I got my desk next to the window. Oh man. Oh yes. Cause that was going to be my suggestion is like maybe it might be sicker than you think,

but that sounds kind kinda undank. I mean, I've thought maybe trying to bring, I don't know, like a Nerf football in, or trying to really push into it, you know, like lean into like, making it like an office culture, but then all the people around me, I'm 26, my coworkers all in their 50s,

like I don't know if they're gonna like that. But maybe if I bug them enough, they'll be like, go home. Dude, I mean, do you have a rapport with your coworkers? So I'm like an engineer. I got like a pretty decent rapport with the technicians. Yeah, like the people that do the same jobs, we had quite a bit older and like from like pretty diverse backgrounds. So yeah, we just don't have a huge rapport unless we're like working together. Why don't you unionize?

Oh, dude. Just get them all together, man. Get everybody to rally. Pick it outside the office. You know, stand up for what you believe in, man. All right. Is this about staying home or is this about creating a home for you and your colleagues? A place where you have shelter, whichever human deserves. It's a basic right in need. And you'll do your best not just to defend yourself and your rights, but those of others. That's within you. So what have you been doing this whole time? Looking out for you?

You've done a good job of it, but now it's time to look out for others. I mean, do you even believe in that? Do you know who Daniel Day-Lewis is? Do you know who Daniel Day-Lewis is? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because if he was playing the part of you and method acting it, he would take it all the way. He wouldn't stop at just trying to stay home.

He would make it something inspiring because that's what wins Oscars. But do you want to win an Oscar or do you want to just settle for a daytime soap? Because I can't answer that for you. No one really can. Because it's made up. But you can answer that. For me, right now. I want to win an Oscar, man.

That's what I really want. Let's fucking go, man. Unionize. Get these people together. Get a pay bump for everyone. And make sure they put some windows in that motherfucker. I wish I knew anything about how unions work. No one does. I love that idea. No one knows how unions work. We know how they don't work. And that's the problem with our focus right now. It's all externalities. It's never

other. It's never ourselves. There it is, man. You got to go for it. Hell yeah. All right. Yeah, I like that idea. I feel like it's got to come from somebody like higher up because I'm so low in the company. If I walk around like guys join the union, I don't, I don't know. I think they're going to do you work here? Cause they don't even know what I look like. You know, that can work in remote for sure. No, man. I mean, there do you work here? Because they don't even know what I look like, you know? Like I can't work in a room up or down. Sure, no man, I mean there's all sorts of reasons

why it shouldn't be you. All sorts of reasons why it shouldn't have been a lot of people. A lot of people got reasons. It's time to put your dick on the table. You work in firmware? Yeah, firmware. Show them what firmware really is.

Oh yeah, all right, yeah, thanks guys. I like that idea. Good talking to you, man. Next time you call Say something No, he's a good dude Did that lifestyle seems pretty sick though, he kind of had a mate huh? Yeah living in Minneapolis Great town got got a nice job He's describing it sounds it's sick. Working from home is awesome, it's amazing. But it also, as recently, I felt like it's had a little cons to, you know, I'm just in

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Kevin and I went to a local theater in North Hollywood. They were having a haunted house kind of attraction. It was like a haunted maze and it was like a black box theater. Haunted maze and then you go to like a black box theater and they had like a kind of abstract kind of performance. Not much dialogue, just a lot of, you know, people trying to be scary, but it had an adult kinda twist to it.

And so there was a line outside, and we were trying to get Joe to go because we heard that one of the performers sucks his own dick. And so we thought it'd be hilarious to get Joe to go. We couldn't get him to do it, very tough move. But we were just like, we might as well go. Did you guys tell Joe that's what he was going to?

No, we were very vague about it. Cause we knew, we wanted the reaction of him seeing dicks all around him and some guy sucking his own dick and being, what is this? And so, so we went, so went, and there's a line outside and the person approaches, she's like, hey, how'd you hear about this?

And Kevin's like, snickering, he's like, my friend. And then she's like, well, enjoy. And dude, so it's like a haunted maze and so you're walking through and there's like scare actors come, they're like, dah, and you're like, ooh. But then you turn one corner and it's just one guy standing there naked, just his dick out.

And so it has that mix of like just dicks and then he saw boobs too. And so it's just dicks and scary people. And then there's one part during the performance. So you go through this maze and then you get into the black box theater people are given a performance and they're kind of just like naked being weird and like kind of screaming and some were acting like they were like you know traumatized from all the horrors they've seen. And then the lights go dark, and then the lights snap back on. It's one guy with a huge dick,

and one guy with a chode, just staring at each other. And the look on Kevin's face, when the chode guy appeared, I've never seen someone more happy. I would have loved to have seen Kevin's face right there. I looked at him and he was just... He was so stoked, dude.

That's like heaven for that guy. Kevin seeing a chode in real life. Yeah. I was like, dude, I don't even know what we can do after this. We peaked. Did he text you about it afterwards? Like, dude.

Yeah, he's like, dude, incredible night. He got to do it again. We almost did it again. Because we were like, we're telling Joe, we did not show up, puss. And so I was so stoked too. I'm like, dude, we got to do that on Halloween. Because it was the week before. I was like, we got we gotta do that on Halloween. Cause it was the week before,

I was like, we gotta do that on Halloween. And then it just came by and he's, we didn't do it, but it was so sick. I like to go, I think we can get Joe, is it still going or is it shut down? No, it's a Halloween thing. Damn. Do you, can I show you how we dress the kids for Halloween?

Yeah. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. That's so cute. Isn't that cute? What are those costumes? The bear. Oh, the bear.

Oh, that's genius. Yeah, it was my lady's idea and then we gave them. Oh, that's hilarious. Yeah, it was sweet. How much fun was that? What'd you guys do? You guys didn't trick or treat, did you? We went for a little walk earlier in the day

and they can, I'll let them walk just by themselves. I call them little free range chickens. Yeah. And I just keep an eye on them, but I wanted to do it during the day. At night I was too worried. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But-

Did they knock on doors? No, just walked around the neighborhood in their cute outfits a little bit. And then people came by and I handed out some chocolates and candy and stuff too, which is fun. How fun is that? I love it. Yeah.

Dude, you like practice your adult voice. Yeah, yeah. The first time it happened to me, I totally flubbed it. I was like, oh, hey, hey, you want some candy? I give them like five bags. I'm like, oh, hey, hey, you want some candy? I give him like five bags. I'm like, yeah, take it. I got nervous. You have to say, you have to like, it's like performance.

Like, okay, I'm gonna be this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they'll knock and they're like trick or treating. You're like, get in there. Oh, two for you, huh? Yeah. Are you grabbing two? What are you?

Ghost buster? Which ghost buster are you? Spangler? All right, close enough, get out of here. Yeah. Dude, we didn't have many trick or treaters in our neighborhood, so we just left the bowl out. And it's funny looking on the ring camera,

some people walk up, take one thing, they're very quick. And it's kind of from a distance, so you can't see exactly what they're doing. Then you see some people come up and they're just in that bowl. And I'm like, it's kind of from a distance, so you can't see exactly what they're doing. Then you see some people come up and they're just in that bowl. And I'm like, it's 20 seconds. I'm like, what are you doing? And then, yeah, there's like three people.

They took the whole bowl. You're about nine when that turns. Cause when you're like seven, Yeah. It says, take one please. You only take one. And then you always have an older friend named Daniel who's like a fourth grader.

And you just see him put the whole thing in his bag and you're like, you shouldn't do that. And then he turns and he's like, shut up, lame ass little second grader. And then by next year when you're a third grader, you've got a second grader with you and you're like, watch this. And you steal all the butter fingers.

Here's the ish though, the people who took all of our shit, they look like 20. No they really, what scumbags dude. Maybe they're destitute, they need food. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like, dude, why are you here man? Oh man, dude I have a funny union story circling back to the call? Uh-huh. My cousin owns a great bar in Virginia.

Check it out, it's called Beer Run in Cardinal Hall. That's sick. It's by UVA. That's awesome. He hired my other cousin, who was like never really had a job before. He's like, hey, he was kind of wayward. He's like, come out here, I'll give you a gig. Yeah. He hires my younger cousin to had a job before. He's like, hey, he was kind of wayward. He's like, come out here, I'll give you a gig. Yeah.

Hire my younger cousin to be a bartender. Week later, the guy owns the bar, starts hearing rumblings from the staff. They're unionizing. My cousin who had been there for a week and got hired as a family favor, started talking to the other staff. They're like, hey man, we're getting screwed here.

Really? And almost unionized the staff against his own cousin. Oh my God, that's hilarious. Was your cousin pissed? Yeah, he's furious. He takes it and he's like, I've heard from the staff

that you were talking about unionizing. This will severely hurt the business. I need you to stop doing this immediately. It's so funny. Hilarious. That's so funny. Dude, you bring in your cousin, you start to unionizing. Here's the thing, man, you're boning us pretty hard.

Ooh, why didn't I have sunglasses on at the debate? That's true. How's your current challenge to Willie D? Has he responded? I saw him respond in the comments. Yeah. It was a little sarcastically. Did you see me rest his ass?

Yeah. Look, he's a nice kid. He said there, and I've heard from other people who have seen him since, that he doesn't wanna debate me. He doesn't think that would go well for him. Right. So although he cares a lot about the issues and about politics, he doesn't wanna,

even though he's a presenter and he talks on camera, he doesn't wanna do that with me. So are you gonna follow up? Are you gonna say, now that I know you don't want to debate? I think I'm gonna let it go. But I did record this today. Hey Willie. I just wanted to send you a message and say that even though I was a little hot last week,

I still fully intend on debating you. So why don't you answer the call? Why don't you stand up for what you believe in? I miss you. You gotta send that to me. Dude, I love the opening. Hey, Willie. I had lunch with someone who's friends with both of us and he said he saw him on Saturday

and he said Willie was sad. Oh, really? And thrown off. Oh, really? Oh, you got to him. I feel terrible about it. I really, Willie was sad. Oh really? And thrown off. Oh really? And I got to him. I feel terrible about it. I really, I feel awful. Hey Willie. Dude, I had so much fun recording it.

It was out of my mind. I think, I think the video I put up challenging him, it threw some people off. They felt like it was a little aggressive. Yeah. And to that I would say, I'm a fucking psycho. Yeah. I am aggressive. And every time I watch the video, I get such palpable joy. Yeah. I love it. Who were you? Did you get lunch with that song? Who who who are you get lunch with that's odd oh Yeah, and he was we might have to cut that but he was like he's a guy he was a little thrown and I would want to debate you less after I get that video to be honest.

And I think one argument I've heard he made is like, but dude, JT's been pranking people forever. Why is he mad that I pranked him? And it's like, I am mad that you pranked me, but I'm not like bitching about it. I'm just challenging you. I'm pranking you back. I'm just challenging you, I'm pranking you back. Right, and the nature of the prank was more so, he went into kind of the untouchables. No, you can even go for it, but then expect it to come back on you, brother. Right, okay, yeah. Like you want to challenge me to a political debate, I was ready, I handled it. Now you're up, dog.

Right. And he deserves it because he's a presenter and he stumps for Kamala. Like you want to challenge me to a political debate. I was ready, I handled it. Now you're up, dog. Right. And he deserves it because he's a presenter and he stumps for Kamala. So what's it all about, doggy? Are you for real? Or do you just like the way it feels to say you do that stuff?

Because if you're for real, we can get into it. And was it the way he brought in, was it the way he brought in the competition? No. Or was it, or just brought in the competition? No. Or just the whole act itself? I'll tell you the part that upset me the most. Yes. I didn't appreciate any of the setup,

but hey, it's my karma. It was his face when he brought out my competition. Right. Because I was like, this is underhanded. I was very taken aback. I'm like, this is underhanded. I can't believe you would do this. And I'm like, but I'm stuck, I gotta debate taken aback. I'm like, this is underhanded. I can't believe you would do this. And I'm like, but I'm stuck.

I got a debate. And then I turned and I looked at Willie and he was like this. He was so pleased with himself. And I said, brother man. So that's what got you. I said, that's okay. Feel that way, dog.

I'm gonna make you feel it. I'm gonna come back on you, baby. And look, it's all theater man it's all in love. But you got to test people's metal too. You know we've been through this thing. I've been put through the wringer. You know gave me a whooping one time. And I ran scared on it. You keep coming. Hey, Willie. I mean, dude, I'm like, I'm gonna shoot out of my light. Like, I'm a weird guy, but I'm having a blast. Yeah. Is that video ever coming out or no?

I don't know. I don't know, you'd have to talk to their people. I haven't touched base with any of their people. Yeah, I figured like, if that was sort of the whole premise, he would have put it out before election day, but... You know, maybe he got a little worried. Yeah, he saw the action you were throwing at him and he was like, fuck it. Why would he get worried though? All I want is his ass right here.

Hello, what's going on? Hey man, how are you? Oh, I'm doing pretty good, pretty good. Just walking around the apartment complex, trying to get the steps in, you know? Sick. Oh, you crank out steps at the apartment complex? Yeah, trying to. Nice.

Trying to do a late night session. How many steps are you at? Currently, I don't know, I've been out here for about 30 minutes just watching you guys. Thinking about stuff, about tomorrow, about the implications of the world pretty much going on. Are you nervous for tomorrow? I'm a little nervous for tomorrow,

but who is it if they're really thinking about it? Yeah, it's crazy. JT, are you nervous about tomorrow? For the general election? Maybe for one, for your own, and then two, maybe the general election after that. You know, I'm okay with it now. I was sad over the weekend, thinking about losing, thinking about how people will be able to look up the numbers and see how bad I lose.

Can you see that? Yeah. And I was sad. But then I bounced back today and I was like, you know what, man, I'm proud of how I conducted myself. I'm proud of the work I put in. I'm proud of being sincere about it. And I look forward to the next potential humiliation. That's what I've signed up for and I'm into it. For the general, I feel like, you know, man, I think we're gonna be okay either way. I really do. I think it feels like we're on this really negative cataclysmic trajectory. I think Americans have a problem where we kind of hate ourselves too much on both sides.

I think there's a lot to dislike about America and we're privy to a lot of that information now. But if you match us up against any other historical global superpower or any contemporary superpower. We're top tier. We're good fucking people. We're a good nation. We're a huge experiment. Oh, yeah, that's constantly working on itself. We're constantly getting better. Let's have a little frickin pride. Oh, yeah, I think I think the fact that we actually are getting to vote, you know, for our leaders, and have been doing it with a relatively peaceful transfer of power for over 250 years is a,

or nearly 250 years is a pretty good, pretty good thing, you know, just worry about what happened from the last one. So that's why I've always been a little bit nervous about this one coming along. But I guess my main question is, is that like when you have different family members who might have political beliefs that are a little bit different than yours, how would you go about having that discussion with them? I wouldn't. Why have that discussion? That's my take. Sorry, go ahead.

No, no, I was just gonna say, I think usually, it comes up at the dinner table around Thanksgiving time, especially every four years. Right, yeah, I hear you on that. I think, I like what J2 was saying earlier. I think it can be easy to, if you think differently from someone else in your family, and oftentimes, just with how tribalistic things are,

you can look at the other side as just a bunch of morons. I think it's important to think, to have the point of view that everyone has their reasons for why they're voting for someone. Everyone's just trying to do their best. And no one wants the country to be destroyed. No one wants the country to be destroyed, no one wants the country to suffer greatly. They're making their political choices

because they want what's best for the country most likely and for their community and themselves. So I think, I think, I understand that people have good intentions, might help you from getting too heated. Do you get heated? Well, I don't think I get heated. I try to be pretty logical about it like you're saying, Chad.

I basically try to get to the point of agreeing to disagree kind of a thing. But, you know, it's the point where, I guess when there's the conspiracies, I know Chad, you're a massive conspiracy theorist guy, but like, you know, when you get to the point of where you're talking about lizard people and stuff like that, that's where you lose me. And that's when I sometimes will just like not necessarily take the other

side's thoughts on a topic from a logical perspective after that. Does that make any sense? So you're saying you have family members who believe in lizard people? Maybe not totally lizard people, but I was going to the the nth degree because I think maybe pizza gate. Who knows? You know, I had cousins who believed in lizard people, Hans and Chapman, and they lived with me when I was in high school and they used to take me to David Ike conferences to learn

about the lizard people and about like transmutation and being able to like telepathically see through people's bodies and you know, 50 images of George Bush doing the same hand single and saying that's like, you know, some illuminati hand gesture. Right. It was cool. I didn't know it takes such a foothold in the culture and become like a serious thing.

Yeah. But dude, I'm like way open-minded today because I just want the country to be in a good place. I think there's even things to glean from people like that. My cousins were beautiful people. They had some wonky beliefs, but I'm super grateful that I met them, that they opened up my minds to things that I ultimately rejected those things. But are these people good people otherwise? Oh yeah, yeah, they are. They're my in-laws.

Oh, that adds to it. You know, other issues. Oh, so it's your wife's folks? Yeah, it's my wife's folks. I mean, they're not really like super conspiracy theorists, but they're, they're logical, like you said in their own way. But then it can be taken to the nth degree, especially like around, you know, the January 6th, 2020 stuff. Sure. Sure. Or I'm like, okay, yeah. And then, you know, they take it to say, well, you know, they're actually good.

Like, you know, nevermind. Dude, I think, I think, especially since they're your in-laws, I think just enjoy hearing their opinions. You know, I think at the end of the day, especially if it's within family, you changing their mind about whatever they believe in, in the long run isn't gonna really make a difference. So I think enjoy everyone's differing opinions.

And I think it's cool that we all just are able to see things so differently. If that makes sense. There's a lot of different stories out there. We're storytelling species. Yeah. And dude, especially if they're like conspiracy theorists, there's no one more fun to talk to than like

someone who's deep in conspiracy. It's hilarious. I remember we were on that one podcast, we were like, how do you think the fires started? Direct energy weapons. Oh, when we had Tripoli on? Yeah, I love Tripoli. That blew my mind.

I love Tripoli. He's my mind. I love Tripoli. He's got something for everything. Yeah. I don't think there's more confident person than someone who's a conspiracy theorist about something. I love it, dude. It's pretty amazing. Yeah, they can't accept anything at Facebook.

You know what else is interesting too? It's like how wrong we are about everything all the time. Trump's on tariffs now, but like 10 years ago, Bernie and Adam McKay were big on tariffs. And now it's flipped to the other side. I'm reading about Clinton right now. He was for the NAFTA free trade agreement. He took that from Bush. That was Republican agenda stuff.

And then his people said, you got to do this. It did help initially. All the major economists were for it. Joseph Stigl said, you got to do this. It did help initially. All the major economists were for it. Joseph Stiglitz was super on board with it. Now Joseph Stiglitz is against free trade agreements. I mean, we know so little about how these large scale policies are going to affect the world and people flip flop on what's effective based on what their competition is supporting. It's hard for me to really be upset about any of it when I don't understand much of it. Yeah well I'll guess I will give it another example. I live in Orange County myself. Oh let's go. No one's more worried about lizard people than people who have no problems. Well, I guess, I guess in terms of, uh, the way that you've been running for

city CalPERS, listen to like your, uh, little speech, uh, that you put on your Instagram earlier today, how you plan on like wanting to up zone different spaces in Berg, uhch birbing to allow for more housing I think that's from from a city council perspective that's not something you hear all the time especially in Orange County or in Southern California it's more of the exact opposite trying to limit housing and stuff which ultimately in my mind disenfranchises us younger kids who are trying to get into the housing market. You know, I appreciate you doing that.

I tell people I'll put apartment buildings right next to mansions. I believe in supply side arguments to help our housing crisis, but I will. That doesn't mean I'm favoring the rich. I think we got to create density everywhere, especially in built out cities like Los Angeles. You might have a little more space to play with an Orange County. Yeah, for sure. But it's tough, man, because it could depreciate the value of homes, which has become the primary financial vessel for generational wealth. And people are not going to want to take a

hit on that. Yeah, I guess so. I guess that's why, to Chad's perspective, like why that might be some pushback where someone else, you know, is coming from another way. They just want to do what's best for the country and what they think is best. So, got to think about it from that perspective. I mean, have you wrestled her dad? Oh, he has a bum, he has a bum left arm, so it would be really unfair. What about the mom if you made a pass at her? No, I would not be doing that.

What do you think of Grandma Dominator? He let his girlfriend tongue punch his bee hole and now he says she wants to destroy it. How do you feel about that? I mean, I'm all for consent. If you feel like you wanna do it, then go for it. But if you're feeling a little nervous about it, then maybe talk it through with her first

and see what she actually wants to do and really figure out if that's something that is piquing your interest sexually. My personal opinion, I think he's nervous, but he wants us to give him the green light. He wants the light? He wants the light. Get destroyed.

Yeah. Leave nothing. Oh yeah. Get dominated, grandma dominator. If he's feeling nervous about it, then I completely can get that. I mean, I've never been one for that type of play myself, but you know, to each their own.

We had a guy call in one time. He said it was the fun button. He said he busted the biggest loads when his ass was getting played with. Yeah. I think I was listening to that one live and that was pretty, that was a pretty amazing call. All time guy. I was convinced. that one live and that was pretty, that was a pretty amazing call. All time guy.

I was convinced. Maybe that's the move too. Your father-in-law starts going off the rails with the lizard talk and you go, hey, did you hear that your fun button is up your sphincter? Yeah. You could try that with your father-in-law. I think that would actually do the exact opposite of what he does and

maybe shut him up for once. Boom. Wow. Yeah, you can tell he's annoyed by this dude. You gotta go diagonal on him. Yeah. Dude, bring him a butt plug. Exactly, sir. And here's the big thing, man. If they start talking about you just stand up at the Thanksgiving table, you smash your hand down, and you just stare them straight in the eyes and you say, you know what? I heard the fun buttons right up my ass. Yeah. If you want to come hard, that's where you got to get pressed, sir. But you don't want to do that, do you?

Rick? His name's Rick. Oh man. You don't want to do that. It sounds like you would be a Rick, right? No. No, you man. Well, I appreciate you guys giving me some advice going forward and I hope it goes well

for you tomorrow, JT. Thanks man, I appreciate it. Best of luck to everyone else. I don't think it's going to be finished tomorrow, but you know, I'm going to try to purposely wear my Transcend your worries t-shirt with Chad's dog on it. Dude, you're sick man. Dude, get those steps in. All right, will do. So. Sick, man. Dude, get those steps in.

All right, will do. Thanks, appreciate it guys. Later. Have we heard back from Hulu or FX on the show? No. That one's gonna hurt. If we don't sell it, I'll be bombed. Yeah. It'll be a tough week for me.

But here's the thing, I'll quit. I'll quit. I'll get out. Yeah. I'll be done. You're just out. Sayonara. Good night, nurse.

I had my fun. Dude, I think my kid was a plumber in a past life. Yeah Yeah, he loves to clean. I think he was a janitor. He loves to clean. I walked into the bathroom He had the plunger in the toilet. Really? Wow good for him. I'll show you the video. It's unbelievable At what age do you think you were your cutest? Or is it still to come? Still to come. It's a right attitude. C-U-M.

Watch this. He just walks away. See you later. And he loves to clean. Yeah. And he's always throwing toilet paper away in the toilet. Interesting. I think he was like a bathroom attendant or janitor in a past life.

But like one of the best. Yeah. I mean, you could tell he loves it. You see his right away when he's got that plunger in there. If that's what he wants to do, are you gonna support it? Full support. I mean, when you see a 15 month old pick up a plunger in there if that's what he wants to do it Are you gonna support it full support? I mean when you see a 15 month old pick up a plunger and just stick it straight in the toilet Yeah, he knows what he knows what that's for. That's a gift. Yeah, I'm not getting in the way. Yeah

Good for him. Yeah, he's a good kid He's an evil fuck Yeah, my daughter's a little sweetheart. I put my arms out, she come give me a huggy. She's a little cutie pie. My son, turning into a sociopath. Oh yeah? He's shoving her, pushing her, no remorse. Wow.

She has a toy, he doesn't even want it. He just wants it because she has it. He's hitting her. He's starting to hit himself. He's got a sickness in him. He'll hook her up. Maybe. It's probably genetics.

It's my fucked up family lineage. Destroying my family. I always hate saying, oh dude, last thing, last thing. We should cut this though. Can you do an Obama? Uh, yes, I uh, maybe a little bit. I think I got one. Yeah. So, no, that's not it. Well, here's the thing. People talk about Donald Trump, that he's a successful businessman, right? He's a good leader. Well, then how come Donald Trump will disrespect people on his own team

Now to me that's not leadership that is pretending to lead I Lost it a little bit at the end. It's good. Yeah That's good. Not bad, right? Not bad. I Got nervous doing it on here. I You should keep it in. All right. Well is doing it on here. I think you should keep it in. All right, well, so guys think, you know, it's not masculine to vote for Kamala Harris.

I gotta tell a brother this, the most masculine thing a man can do is take a device. That's masculine. That's being a man. Dude, how sick would it be to be Obama? He crushes. Little splash of Clinton in there. I lost it.

I lost it. Oh, people are giving me a seven out of 10. I'll take that. I was doing it better earlier. I'm gonna have it next time, next time. Thank you Twitch, streamers, Skeletal Shlong, Mutt Buncher, Dzare Music, Grandma Dominator,

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