Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 370 - Strider Wilson | The T-Dart Turkey

Episode Date: November 27, 2024

Today we are joined by our most recurring guest of Going Deep history, Strider Wilson. We start off the pod talking about how our GF's have recently started going to the same Jiu Jitsu trainer named Marco. They seem very happy but JT thinks something else is going on. WE take some fire calls about raw dogging and losing childhood friendship after 20 years. HIT THE LIKE AND LEAVE A COMMENT to BOOST THE STOKE ALGO! We are live streaming a Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour!  Brea, CA is the next stop! http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Thanks to Our Sponsors:MagicMind, Easy Rider, Botanic Tonics

What's up guys welcome to the podcast before you do anything if you're watching this on YouTube make sure you like subscribe Comment that helps spread the stoke worldwide also. You're gonna be in Brea, California This Saturday November 30th get your tickets at ChadJT.com Striders there. What up? It's gonna be sick We'll probably have maybe another guess. I don't know TBD guys, but it's gonna be a fun show. If you're in Brea, which is near Anaheim, if you don't know. So if you're in that area, cruise on over.

We're also gonna be in St. Louis and Indianapolis at the end of the month. No, in December. So make sure you get your tickets at chadandjt.com. Also, after the great reviews from the last pod regarding diet, we decided to go further into diet. That's why we brought on Strider to talk about his diet. I eat butt.

Let's start the show. What's your dream? Goin' deep. Chad and JT. Take that booty and put it on the glass. What's going on Stokers of Stoke Nation? This is Chad Kroger coming in with the Goin' Deep in Chad and JT podcast. I got stuck, dude. I'm just thinking about booty.

I'm here with my compadre, Jean Thomas, what up? Boom clap, Stokers. And we're here with the Colonel of Cunnilingus, Strider Wilson. Friggin' what up, dude? Dude, when's the last time you did the lingus? I do every single day, dude. Really?

Every day. It's healthy for you, dude. Healthy for your relationship, Vilengis. I do every single day, dude. Really? Every day. It's healthy for you, dude. Healthy for your relationship, healthy for everyone. Do you schedule a day, and how does it come about? Dude, you know, it's tough to schedule lovemaking, dude. It just comes about, you know, sometimes the right song comes on, or, you know, came back from a run, pretty fired up,

or my wife is pretty freaking dank on, she's got some new dank ass decor coming out. We respect Thanksgiving, but the holiday decor box comes out that fires us up. You smell that evergreen. Yeah. You know? And you haven't, you've been practicing retention too.

Yeah. Or your girlfriend is kind of, sorry, your wife is kind of imposed it upon you. Yeah. So now you're just basically doing kind of linkers. Yeah, for sure, dude. Yeah, so I'll pop Woody's at different times now. I'll be gaming with a Woody.

I'll tell the boys on the comms, like, hey, heads up, got a boner, just so you guys know, full trans crash. That's good. A lot of the boys have boners too, while they're gaming with us too. So yeah, so just straight up. Because my wife's like, hey, you know, you got a tiny little dick,

and maybe you should feel like, wouldn't feels like to have no cock and so I'm like oh that's cool let's try that out I'm always down to try yeah so pretty sick and sick not busting yeah so what was the last time you busted gotta say probably this has been going on now for about since 20 since the new year. Wow, you've almost done a year. And she doesn't let you even, if you have wet dreams, she'll-

Oh no, she wakes me up, she knows, she can tell. Yeah, she'll stop it. Yeah, she can tell. And so basically it's just been a year of kind of lingus. Yeah, and the thing is too, doing it, I'm still not like, like I'm not making any more money or like I'm not like sending better emails.

I'm just straight up chilling, like pretty much the same. Right. So it's like, you know, same diet, same everything. Wow. Yeah. Which is chill. So it's keeping me pretty consistent. That's good.

Yeah. So yeah, you seem like the same dude, except a little bit more tense, I'd say. Yeah, I am a little more on edge. Yeah. Like if someone takes my parking spot, I'll get mad. I'll mutter under my breath, because I'm not a fighter, I'm soft.

I'll mutter. Have you asked your wife, like, hey, maybe in 2025, we can go back to regular lovemaking? And that can- Oh yeah, I ask her every day. I ask her every day. She hit me with a nod, dude. Damn, yeah, I ask her every day. Ask her every day. Show me with a nah, dude. Damn, dude.

Ask her every day. Wow. That's wild. Yeah. Dude, good for you guys. It's chill, dude. You guys should maybe try it. I don't know though.

Yeah, I mean my girlfriend has been, your girlfriend or your wife, sorry, is hanging out with that jujitsu guy. She's getting an MMA? Yeah, Marco. Marco. Yeah, he's chill, dude. They're actually, they're having dinner right now

together at our house. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, I was like, it was kind of nice when you guys texted me to do the pond, she's like, that'll be good that you're out. I was like, okay, chill. You know what's interesting is like, you made a video about Marco

and then you told us about Marco, and my girlfriend heard about Marco and she's like, she got so interested. She's like, I gotta know everything about this guy. I gotta take some lessons with him. I was like, yeah, maybe we could hit the dojo together. And she's like, yeah, there's just like, that's not the way I wanna learn.

Yeah, I could have told you that. Yeah. Yeah, Marco, it's like really his technique is to really just tumble with your lady, really discover new techniques and positions, just one-on-one. And after that, usually a nice lunch. Right. Yeah, and I offered, I was like,

hey, I could buy you a gi., and she was like that won't be necessary Which you know, I guess some G some gyms have a gi some don't you know, I'm not I'm not a sensei obviously but Yeah, cuz I guess JT does do jitsu like I don't know like his technique is that he doesn't really use The gi because he's like you never know when you're gonna fight someone. Like someone, if you get attacked in the public, you need to defend yourself, like they might be naked. So that's kind of his theory is like, what if they're not,

you're not gonna have clothing to throw them from. Yeah, you wanna simulate as close to real life encounters as possible. Gotcha. Exactly, dude, exactly. So it's great. You know, since your wife started jujitsu with Marco, she's looked fantastic.

Dude, she's so hydrated. She's in the best moods. Yeah. Like just really, talking about optimal, dude, she like, she's booking more clients at work. She's gotta be doing, you know, she's really discovering new stuff. Like she's going on vacations with Marco and stuff,

like new city, she's eager, you know, getting out, coming back really late. So I'm like, hey, where you been? Oh, don't worry, I'm tired. Oh, okay, cool, cool. Can I come? Nah, stuff like that. So she's really down.

She's so independent. Yeah, exactly. And I really love it. And she's glowing too. She's glowing. Dude, it's the best. It's the best. And dude, your GF, I mean, like honestly,

just from what I'm seeing on social media, like the pictures she's posting with Marco and stuff. Dude, they're shopping together. They're like doing so much fun stuff, like hiking. You know, that's, I'm kind of like, thank you Marco for entertaining her so much because, you know, she knows that I like to shop with her, but she says, I'd rather you didn't.

And I'd like to take her to dinner, to lunch. I'd like to do these things with her but she says I'd rather you didn't. Yeah. And I'd like to take her to dinner, to lunch, I'd you know like to do these things with her but you know she's just like no you can't come with me on any of this stuff. Totally. And I'm like well speaking of which you got free time do you want to I'm supposed to pick up Marco's dad at the airport. Mm-hmm. Do you want to cruise with tomorrow? 100% bro. Yeah, I think Marco will do sessions, like double sessions. So maybe my dank wife and your GF might be in the same session. I don't know what the GF. Oh, they're doing a class together. They might be, I think.

Yeah, I think I heard something like that. JT, those are good, right? Do you guys think Marco might be fucking your wives? What? What? No, he offers a good rate. He offers a good package. He gives us a discount.

Sounded like he's having sex with both. Is that a Jiu-Jitsu kind of terminology? Or are you talking about real sex? Has that ever happened before? That'd be so unprofessional. That'd be so unprofessional. That'd be so unprofessional. Yeah. No, I couldn't imagine that.

No, I couldn't imagine that. He's such a nice guy. He's so nice. Yeah. Every time he's like, hey, buddy, when he sees me. Yeah. He goes, hey, big guy. So nice.

Yeah. Man, I never really You know, I don't Yeah, it's just with FaceTime with him is why they'll FaceTime me sometimes Anyways JT, how are you? I'm good, man. Just relaxing. Are you doing Jiu-Jitsu with Marco? Wait, what?

JT, you take... What are you really asking me? What, you take Jiu-Jitsu lessons with Marco? Don't beat around it. What are you really asking me? You did two lessons with Marco? Don't beat around it. What are you asking me? Just say it point blank. Yes. I knew it.

Yeah. I have sex with Marco. That's how I know. Wait, Marco's gay? I have sex with Marco. That's how I know. Wait, Marco's gay? No. Jiu-Jitsu is sex. The way he does it.

Dude, I gotta get into one of these classes. That would be sick. Dude, that'd be so chill. Wait, but hold on, I can't put that out. Jake, for real, man, hey, can you cut that? And can everyone in the stream right now just forget I said that? Cause that's like, he's gonna get pissed.

Really? Yeah. Fuck. Damn. I don't wanna make him mad, dude. No, I don't either. Cause he makes my wife so happy. Yeah. Fuck. Damn. I don't want to make him mad, dude. No, I don't want to. He makes my wife so happy. Yeah. My girlfriend too, she's never...

Did she dresses up so well for class with him? Oh dude, totally. I'm like, yeah, she'll be like wearing earrings and jewelry and stuff. I'm like, is that like, is that dangerous? Like, no, that's for after class. They're going out. They got like cool dining tickets.

Whoa. Dude, hooks it with a magic mine. Swing. Gracias. Oh, you know what, dude? Oh, I'll hold one though. I'll just hold one of these. Is it chilled?

Dude, nice. Does this keep you up at night though? I'd say no, but I don't know. You drink a lot of cold brew. I mean, it has matcha green tea in it. That's got some caffeine. I house cold brew, dude. I'll take a sip right now, dude.

You house cold brew? Yeah, I love it. Dude, you guys speaking of like putting stuff into your systems, you guys are keeping it nice right now, dude. House cold brew. Yeah, I love it. Dude, you guys speaking of like putting stuff into your systems, you guys are keeping it nice and clean, dude. You gotta be wary though. They thought we talked too much diet on last week's pod. Sorry.

Because we had Moscow on. Oh, Moscow, he's the king of steaks. His diet's so interesting. I mean, his diet is very interesting. I love it. I love it too, it's incredible. It looks incredible. People get very touchy about it. I love it too, it's incredible. Looks incredible. People get very touchy about it.

You wanna know what it is because sometimes I gotta tell you, because you guys, and this is all I'll say on it, it's because people will think about, and this is what I do, when you guys are out, when we're on the road, I'll have a beer, you guys keep it nice and clean. Sometimes I'll be like, damn, maybe I shouldn't have a beer.

But then I'm like, no, dude, I like to have a beer. Or like, maybe I'll grab a bite to eat after, like late, I probably shouldn't eat late, but I might still. You know, it's just people think, they'll think of themselves, it's just- Yeah, they don't wanna be told they're living wrong. Yeah, exactly, no one wants to be living wrong.

Just keep it right. Like the Greeks, everything in moderation, dude. That's dank, dude. It is kind of, it's gotten cultural too. Where I think like- Tasty. Because Matt's a big buff dude, and he's saying steak and fruit is all you should eat. If you talk to one of your buff friends in high school, and you're like, hey, what would

be your desired diet? Probably steak and fruit. For sure. So I think like people who aren't in that knowledge are like, wait, I think buff dudes just want to eat what they want and say that it's healthier. And we can't even argue with them because they're already buff. Right. So their body is all the evidence that they need. And also, maybe all the evidence that I need. True. So if you're out there and you're, that's why I do that. So I thought Andy Elliott guy got jacked.

He says that he's like, he was selling cars, probably, you know, lemons or whatever, maybe not. Maybe he's selling good cars, but he's got that bicep vein and he shakes your hand. I respect that. I'll buy that car, dude. He closed me. Yep. I've been closed.

Yeah. Oh yeah. He will close. Yep, I've been closed. Yeah, oh yeah. He will close. It's over. I got something based off what we talked about last week. So last week we were talking about Instagram and how your feed is just like ass and tits, right? Especially when you don't wanna see it. Instagram CEO, actually two hours after we recorded that,

announced a new update where you can reset your algorithm. Whoa. Whoa. It's a one-time thing. You can reset it completely. And he said, be very careful. I can actually pull up the video here if you guys want to check it out. I'm gonna do that.

How do I reset that, dude? I want to reset my algorithm. So basically it would be all your recommended, your interests, your whole explore page is completely new. So he said the first like couple of weeks, it'll be, it'll basically be like nothing because it's trying to learn who you are, right?

But it's a new feature. So he said this is gonna help people who like kind of have gotten themselves into an algorithm that they didn't wanna be in or down a an algorithm that they didn't want to be in Or down a dark path that they didn't want to be in you can have a fresh restart now starting very soon Well, nice, that'll be nice Yeah, it's kind of scary, but I think exciting as a thought experiment What do you think the algorithm would think the first couple things you guys are interested in if you totally reset?

rollercoasters and ass that's a great call just to ask just ask probably mine would just be that that that one dude who's the angular looking dude who always sells stuff that guy's on my page all i'm obsessed with that guy dude andy elliot no andy the other guy lu Belmar. Luke Belmar, it might be that, and then like fucking recipes, dude. Dude, Luke Belmar saw one where he's like, he's like explaining to this guy, he's like, you know, the thing about money is they lie to you about the value of it. Bro's the best.

Because let's say you have 10 Gs right now, right? Right now, you could put $10,000 of that in a new Maserati. But let's say you hold onto that 10 Gs for 10 years, that's not gonna be the same amount of money. Because you can't put that same 10 Gs into that Maserati because you're gonna have to put in 100 Gs to get the same amount of that 10 Gs from now.

And everyone's like, yeah, that's inflation. Exactly, there's the most backwards way to describe it. The least smart way to describe it. That's his whole thing is being profound. He's like. Like he cracked it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the best.

Dude, he'd be a Chipotle. See, a Chipotle, they save guacamole for the yen. The whole time you're building your burrito, you build your burrito. Burrito, bro. Yeah. Guacamole extra. Think about that.

Do you need it? No, that no that's extra therefore you're paying extra money that's what they mean they don't say extra money they just say guacamole extra they trick you the the layman would think he's getting extra guacamole every time no it's the same amount of guacamole the size of the spoon does not change yeah that's groups of guacamole it's the same amount of guacamole on your burrito but the extra extra is the money you're gonna pay at the end. That'll be on your receipt. That's so profound. Look, man, here's the thing.

Why they call it, why do they, when you're on the river, why they call it a bank? Because the water pools in the bank. Why they call bank a bank? Because your money goes in the bank. Whoa. And so that's what they're trying to do, bro. They're holding the money.

Why do they call it the spank, the bank? Right. Because you get the ideas and you spank and you put them in the bank. Because people get spanked in banks. Exactly, bro. Exactly, bro. And you just think,

you got so much spank in your bank right now because your girlfriend hasn't let you bust in a year. I got so much, dude. I did my frigging safety deposit box is overflowing, dude. Dude, so I'm the freaking inside man. I think grandma dominators in here right now. Uh, grandma dominator hit. So I don't know if you're aware. Are you, do you remember grandma dominator?

No, it's the first time I've heard this. This is an unbelievable name. So his, uh, his girlfriend went to destroy his bee hole. Oh. And she did. Oh, nice. And mom Lem asked him, how's your bee hole? Nice.

And he says damaged. Whoa. But I guess she wants to go in on it even more. How do you feel about that? Do you think you should keep letting her just- Dude, you should listen. Dude, I mean, if he enjoys it, and if it's like his body's betraying him,

it's like, look, if it's like bench pressing where it's like, fuck, I wanna put another plate on, I wanna put another plate on, but I can't yet. I gotta build up that strength. So she's gotta keep getting in his b-hole at a level and consistently, to where it builds up his strength to go deeper. Cause you shouldn't just max out,

you're gonna tear a pack, then it's just gonna set you back. That's if he likes that, and if he's trying to get that, he's trying to max out his b-hole. But you know, does he like it? Does he want that? Or is it? Grand Madominator, are you in here?

If he doesn't want it, then he's got to talk to his dank ass GF and be like, yo, time out on the butt play, dude. The invite to call in is still there, Grandma Dominator. Does he not want to call in? Yeah, he's always been scared to call in. He just types in chat and says his asshole hurts. Grandpa Dominator is in here.

Whoa. Grandpa dominator is in here, dude. Chats blowing up. Chats obsessed with butt play right now, dude. I mean, we didn't team, we teed them up with a lot of, you know, we're going to talk some profiles. Well, we actually did talk economics. Yeah.

We're hitting everything. We did. They call it beer because whenever you drink, it'll be near. And that's how they get you to spend money on it. It's like, oh, you want to go eat? Well, what's near you right now? Beer. Exactly. Right. Here's the thing. Every time I go snowboarding and I'm on the peak of a mountain and I get off a chairlift I can't help but think how many microplastics there are in my system And that's why I have to go to the peak of the mountain so that I'm reminding myself when I'm on peaks You you force yourself to be on peak. So go to a mountain peak and then realize Whatever you lunch you pack for yourself. Make sure there's no microplastics in it.

Yeah. That's sick, dude. Yeah. Dude, J.C., I loved your housing crisis clip that you just put out from after school special. So people are mad. People are pissed. Cause dude, I mean, I actually educated me, dude.

Cause I was like always like black, what is it, stone or black rock or state street? Or what is it? I get it wrong every time. Black. Sounds like a company Steven Seagal works for dude. Black stone. Yeah, black rock.

I think black rock is a weapons manufacturer. Yeah, that sounds right. Yeah. You know why they call it black rock? Yeah, exactly. Educate me. Because when you kill someone and you spray their blood on a rock, black rock? Yeah, exactly. Because when you kill someone and you spray their blood on a rock,

the rock turns black, right? And so that's a way of subliminally telling people, hey, this is blood money, but it's good. And here's the thing. What is a tombstone? It's stone. What is a stone? It's a rock.

What do you do when you die? You see black. Dude, yeah dude, they don't own that much of the housing market. It's more of a thing that we don't incentivize building. Well, they've been buying a lot lately. I did make it more provocative to spark some argument because I do think of the available

supply they are buying up a lot of it, like I think 14% this year and maybe more last year, which is a huge number. It's a lot. But I think the bigger issue is that even if they weren't buying it up, there still wouldn't be enough houses for everybody. So they're a bad boogeyman and they're an easier boogeyman, but the bigger boogeyman is that we, is that population has been outpacing housing supply for 20 years and we need to up zone neighborhoods, we need to speed up

development processes, and we need to let cities change. That's a hard thing. It's it's more boring but I think that makes it more insidious. Why is, they just haven't been building houses as much? I mean, costs of materials went up lately, like inflation and stuff like that. But a lot of it is just, yeah, restrictive zoning. Like I was arguing with a lady on IG about it the other day where she was like, what do you mean

up zoning neighborhoods? Like you want to take all my streets that have all these cute cottages and like build apartments there? And she was like, what do you mean upzoning neighborhoods? You wanna take all my streets that have all these cute cottages and build apartments there? And I'm like, yeah. And then she's like, well then corporations are gonna make money. And I was like, it's a funny way to frame it

because actually it'll just create more affordable housing for people. So you're actually arguing on the side of people who have, not on the side of the have nots. But I'm not all right. I mean, this is just, I'm just trying to spark a little more attention onto the supply side argument. Because it is bad that private equity is buying up a ton of the houses, but at least now statistically, it's not why the prices are skyrocketing.

And it sucks because then they'll build apartment complexes, but it's like me and my dank ass wife situation and Marco, Marco wants to move in too. So we need another bedroom. So it's like we want we also don't want that apartment lifestyle, which is like You know if they're building apartment stuff, that's fine and cool and good and it's affordable and like, okay, there you go But you know in America don't you want to have you want to have your house? You want to have a yard? So then where can we build that stuff? There was an argument like is the future all townhouses? Like is the future American dream a townhouse? But it's hard to say. Probably. And a lot of people weren't content with that, which I totally understand. But the argument for supply side people is that even if you build more mansions, it creates a cascading

effect where the price of everything goes down. So even if you're building high price stuff, it'll make the middle tier stuff come down to lower levels. So a lot of us would be able to afford houses based off that. Restricted zoning in the sense of like, they're not allowing apartment buildings to be built in certain neighborhoods. Yeah, so if you're like in an R1, if you're like in a single family home neighborhood, they're not letting apartment buildings go up in there.

Now look, it's all going to be compromised. You might not be able to build like a 12-story mega apartment complex, but maybe you could build a bunch of six-plexes in there. Everything would help. But a lot of cities just want to keep it to commercial corridors, and they only want it to happen in certain areas. But the truth is we need a lot more housing. So everyone- Yep, people have one in their backyard.

And then we probably got to go more vertical. It's crazy when you go to Chicago or New York and you look at just the sheer amount of tall buildings everywhere. Los Angeles doesn't have that. We have one small pocket in downtown, but we should have taller buildings everywhere really, with the amount of people that we have. Well, why can't we? And California is different because it's tough to move water different places, but like, there's, like you look at all the people where they live in the state, it's all on top of each other. And it's an unhealthy place to live.

Why can't we build one or two, three bedroom houses, not even mansions, with a little more, like a more rental cook among us, dude? In LA? I mean, not even saying LA, I'm just saying like everywhere in the state. Is it because all the jobs are in the city and that's why they need to do it here? I think it might be doing that.

I mean, like Orange County is like way more built out than when we grew up there. I think the argument is that Los Angeles is already built out. We don't have much more available space. No, there's no space, yeah. So we gotta go vertical? We gotta go vertical. But then other areas of the country, because this has happened all over the country, right? They've got more space, right?

Yeah. And it's funny, like in a place like, I was talking to a guy in Pittsburgh who worked in development who came to the show. And a lot of places do mandatory low-income housing, but to make that pencil out so the developer makes money on it, you give them a density bonus. So the city or the state allows them to build more units in the building because they're going to make 10% of them low income. But in Pittsburgh, they're making it mandatory low income, but they're not giving a density bonus. So nothing ever gets built.

So they put up this policy that seems like they're trying to help people, but really they're just creating more stagnation. Classic. Did you see that Florida, I think it's having the opposite problem where the prices are dropping. Which is good, they built too many houses there.

And the population's old. Oh yeah. So those people are dropping. Which is good, they built too many houses there. And the population's old. Oh yeah. So those people are dropping too. Right. And that's the thing, a lot of people don't want their home prices to go down. It's a primary financial vessel for people. So they're like, wait, you're gonna build more apartments

and bring my home value down and that's the major asset I have, why would I be okay with that? It's tough. It's also tough too where you're like, dude, sometimes like, obviously you're told when you're, like you grow up in our generation, go to school, go to college, get your job,

work your company or whatever your gig is, save up, buy your house, or you can get married, don't come, hang out, get a dog, fuck him, whatever. But then part of it's like, dude, maybe you don't want to own a house as much, but maybe you do, maybe it is better to rent, depending on dog, fuck him, whatever. But then part of it's like, dude, maybe you don't want to own a house as much. Maybe it is better to rent depending on what style it is. Because dude, I talked to some of my friends who own homes, like a pipe breaks, it's like

8K. In our state, like that's not insured. It's pretty crazy. The upkeep. Yeah. The ghosts. Here's the thing too, as we become more connected, just via Zoom and all that kind of stuff. People don't necessarily have to live in Los Angeles.

Like you can live, you can, you could be in entertainment now pretty easily and not be in Southern California. Yeah. Be nice. Where Boise, dude, people like moving to Boise. Places like Bozeman are like where my dad lives is exploding with people. Tons of people, I mean, you, you had family in Minneapolis when we went out there,

you had moved out there. A lot of people have... I mean, that was one of my arguments when I was campaigning. I was like, all these blue policies are not creating a livable situation where blue thinking people can stay in these places. Right. Like they're all going elsewhere. They're moving to Texas, they're moving to Montana. So it's like, how good of a job are we doing of managing the city if the people who believe in these values can't even stay here? That's me getting super political. Do you hear the tempo of that?

Dude, dude, that was nice. When you went down to the end, it was like you asked a question that, you channeled a part of you where you go, it hurts me to have to ask this. And that was nice. But I do like arguing with people because then people are like,

oh, you're carrying water for blacks. And I'm like, I promise you, I'm not on the side of private equity, who would be? But I'm just saying there might be other arguments too. Dude, do you know where I'm gonna move? Orlando. You should be in Orlando. I'm gonna be in the middle of,

in between Disney World and Universal. Dude, at Epcot, they should just build you. I'm gonna live in Margaritaville Resort. What if they build apartments at Epcot? Dude. You would live there, dude. I would. I don't think my girlfriend would come. But we'd have to do a long, long discussion.

Epcot was sick, bro. Orlando? I like Orlando. When we were there, the great weather was February. Weather was nice. The mall was really nice. Mall was nice. I mean, really nice. Mall was nice. I mean, I'd prefer coastal, but I love Florida, dude. Except for hurricanes, those blow.

Pun intended, dude. What's up, dude? Fucking what up? The thing about a hurricane is you have to realize, what does a hurricane do? It can. Exactly. It doesn't what does a hurricane do? It can. Exactly. It doesn't hurrican.

It hurrican. It hurrican, it hur-t can. Yeah. Can't hurt you, see? What does it do? Hurricane jumbles things up, you have to jumble up the word itself to figure out the meaning of it.

Yeah. Damn, that's so profound, bro. Yeah. Yo. Yeah. Damn, that's so profound, bro. Yeah. Yo, yo. Here's the thing, bro. Bro, hit it. The dopest guy I ever hung out with? Yeah.

Tristan Tate. Whoa. Here's the thing, before I hung out with him, I went on his Instagram. And what do I see in one of his photos? Johnny Walker. What do I show up with? Johnny Walker. So he and one of his photos Johnny Walker? What do I show up with Johnny Walker?

So he and I are just having Johnny Walker smoking cigars looking at crypto and that's why he's a winner, bro Do that's one of the sickest stories I've ever heard in my life do thank you bro, do it how much crypto do you own? Like yeah 100 Bitcoin? Do it. I got in there early, bro, because a lot of people were like, it was 2014, they're like, you should hop on that Bitcoin chain. And all my boys were like, that's whack. And I was like, but wait, what do you mean by Bitcoin?

Do it. One of the sickest times I ever had in my life, this is one of the sickest times I ever had in my life. It was the World Cup soccer, right? I was hanging with one of the sickest, one of my sickest dudes I've ever met in my life, met this guy, Calvin McGibson. This guy invented, this guy invented blockchain. This guy invented, this guy invented blockchain.

This guy invented computer science. This guy invented it, coding, he invented it. This guy's sick. Like he's the guy who hackers study. So anyway, so World Cup, we're in Brazil. Argentina wins. We're cheering for Argentina. What do we do to celebrate? Sickest thing we can do we see Avatar

It's the last movie I saw in theaters, yeah, we're like this because it's the World Cup. What do we do? Let's go to a new world. Let's go to Pandora Let's go to a new world. Let's go to Pandora. Sick. Yo, Jake, you got any stories like that, bro? No, but I do got an update on a new meme coin. Oh, hell yeah. Okay, that's tight, bro.

Yeah, so basically you can use Bitcoin to buy this. Yeah, I know. But this coin is called the Chill Guy. And it's based off of... Is it a guy getting yelled at by his girlfriend at the zoo? It's based off of this dog which you've probably seen going. Oh I've been seeing that guy. Oh damn.

It's been going viral recently because it just came out as a meme coin and all these young kids are making like thousands of dollars off of it a day. So now this coin is like using it to kind of meme, promote itself. So if you guys are into buying Bitcoin, this is not financial advice, but you three on the couch, I would suggest, you know, throwing a little dough in there.

Yeah, but we buy Chill Guy? Yeah. Bro, here's the thing. You want to be a Chill Guy. Why would you buy Chill Guy when you can just be Chill Guy? You are the source, be your own source. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know?

Damn, bro. Damn, bro. McBang. McBang. Bang, bang. Damn, bro. Man. Dude, you guys see Trump's new attorney general pick?

Smoke show. She looks smart. I'm pulled up. Dude. Dude, dude, dude, I told you I'm not allowed to bust. We gotta take this down, dude. Dude, dude, dude. You can imagine being prosecuted?

I'd be like, that the most severe punishment you got? I'd be like, dude, your honor, are you gonna cuff me yourself? Your honor? It should be like, you make a movie, she's the attorney general, and you commit a crime, she's like, why'd you do it? And I'm like, to get closer to you. Yeah. Because here's the attorney general, and you commit a crime, she's like, why'd you do it? And I'm like, to get closer to you.

Yeah. Because here's the thing. What you realize. What you don't realize is that. You might even have to play it cooler than that though. Right, right, right. What you don't realize is I embezzled those dudes so that I could say what up.

So what up? That's smart. Heavy action. That's smart. Dude, this guy's talking about Phantom Wallet, dude. Yeah, I gotta be careful what I say because I really don't know anything. Dude, get on your VPN, dude.

Download Macro Bro to your private server. Put it on your chain key. Get it in the loop block, and then just swing it over to your freaking ghost vault. So smart, dude. Did you notice funny is when he talked out like financial stuff, cause Jake you start talking about the coin,

someone goes, Jake doesn't know what he's talking about. Like anytime you talk finance, someone's gonna be like, dude, you... Oh yeah, exactly. Someone's gonna have a different take. Yeah, someone who just read one article. It's hard to wrap your head around. Yeah. Jake, how you been? I've been pretty good. Can't really complain. I've been thinking about the snow a lot. The ski resort opens tomorrow in California. I saw that. Is there snow?

There is snow, yeah. They got two runs open. A lot of it's manmade, obviously, but I'm stoked on that. I don't think I can go tomorrow, but I'm gonna try and swing in the next week going. So. Sweet. Hell yeah. Yeah.

Do you go solo or you go with someone? Yeah, I go solo, strictly solo on the mountain. Beautiful. I just put in headphones, have a nice Bloody Mary in the morning, catch a vibe, maybe bring a joint or something on the lift. Wow. You know, feel nice and put on some jams,

some like Kodak Black or Waka Flocka, you know. Bro. That sounds nice. Dude, let me hang out with you, dude. Come on, bro. You're welcome anytime. I just wanna observe, dude. Dude, Jake's Dude, let me hang out with you, dude. Come on, bro. You're welcome anytime. I just wanna observe, dude. Dude, Jake's story just got me fired up on existence.

Yeah, that's frigging sick. That's a nice day right there, dude. Wow. On my day off, I just sit pretzels like in my living room and don't bust. Dude. Dude. Man.

Damn. Damn, yeah. That's a chill guy right there, dude. We should make a meme of Jake, dude. Jake in a sick beanie, Iowa beanie, throwing a what up. JT, are you busting? Cause we- I haven't watched porn in like,

shit, man. In like six months. Nice, dude. I've seen exposed juggies, but I've seen- How do you do that? How do you pull that off? Willpower or do you have a program? I don't even know what that means.

Like software. Oh, no, I used to do Net Nanny. Yeah. When I was young. But there's always ways around it, the Net Nanny. I would go to Twitter and I'd go down weird rabbit hole as a pay pig with money doms. Whoa.

I don't even know what you're talking about. Is that a cryptocurrency you just mentioned? Of sorts. But no, now I just don't. But I have like, I've noticed when I got off the hardcore exposed juggies and the fat pussy and the big cock, my Instagram suddenly, I mutated some of that energy over there

and it's gotten more juggy. So I'm trying to take a break from that too. Right. Smart. But no, no, no like hardcore pen. No, no like, no like huge, huge big fucking dicks. That's the thing. I still, but I'll do recall. I'll think about it sometimes.

I watched a YouTube video on how, imagery or whatever videos block out the negativity in your head briefly and then you're like that's why sometimes people will just like nowadays they'll just be working and they'll just like scroll and they'll be like let me see a butt because sometimes I'll do that if I'm like writing I'm writing like jokes or stand-up or something like that I'll take a quick break and I'll do that if I'm writing, I'm writing jokes or stand up or something like that. I'll take a quick break and I'll be like, let me see a gaping asshole.

Right. Or I'll be like right in the middle of cracking a joke, let me see a cum fart. But I don't think it helps. It's a habit. It's a good question. Yeah. How would,

cause I try not to be like, dogmatic about it or any other. What would it mean to you to help or to not help? For it to help? Yeah. I think maybe the fact that I'm, maybe it doesn't help because every time I look at it, I've been reminded that my girlfriend has told me

to not bust anymore. So it makes me sad. I thought it would remove negativity, but since, you know, Kennedy and Strider's wife have been hanging out with Marco, they both imposed this no busting thing to try and, you know, elevate our chi. And so it makes me sad that I have so much jizz

in my balls that can't be released. Yeah. So is that what you were looking for? Yeah. Grandpa Domineer says looking at b-holes is damning. For your own b-hole or just b-hole? My own b-hole. Maybe it's almost like every time you look at a butthole,

you think you're getting rid of stress, but you're just putting it in a closet and it's like in a cartoon where it gets so full up and overwhelmed. And then it just opens all at once on you. But then I'm like, sometimes you don't have time to clean. Right. So true.

I've been having this recurring dream that I'm like on a lazy river of milk. Hmm. Maybe you need a cookie. Yeah. I never really had really any reoccurring dreams. It's probably, you know what it is, dude? Self-esteem. If I don't watch it, I have higher self-esteem.

Really? That's what it is. Wow. That is a good thing. Yeah. You know, after you watch a nice porno and you're done with that good porno that you watched, you close your laptop, you look around. For me, when I was back when I was busting,

back in the day when I used to bust, it would be in the air, I wouldn't know where it was. But you look at yourself in the mirror, and sometimes I would laugh, I'd be like, look at this ridiculous guy. You know what I mean? But now that I don't bust Put a full suit on Not entering the shame cage the shame shack

You know drill factory. Sometimes it was a shame shack So it's good to be out of that. So I agree with that It's good. You want to set yourself up for making yourself feel good, you know, mm-hmm and you That's that's so wild that you bust straight up into the air. It's up, dude. Just freaking just goes up, dude. Wow.

Yeah. What up? What's up, dog? Aw, what up? What up, dude? Just chilling on my porch with my dog. What kind of dog? She's a pug. Three years old.

She's a model. Hell yeah. I got a need for a strider. What up? I go to college down at Cal State Long Beach. Nice dude. I go to college down at Cal State Long Beach. And today I was running late for class and I locked my bag with my phone and laptop in the car. And I was already super late for class.

So I just had to walk to class with nothing. And so I rot docked my whole school day, six hours of intensive learning. I'm a literature major, so it was pretty intense. And I was just sitting there, rod-dogging the whole day. And I was just wondering if you had any experience with that, because I know you were a college man. Dude, that's a beautiful way to do it. I mean, Dude, that's a beautiful way to do it. I mean, that's like somewhat, maybe you're harkening back to ancient Greece, dude, or you know, some of these sages of, you know, Eastern philosophy in China. And you know, back in the day, there was tablatures are the things that we would write down, you

would record sound, right? We call it words. Dude, your dome probably got so expanded, dude. You know, and of course it helps to take a copious amount of notes and go back and reflect upon them, but were you extra dialed in being like, fuck, I better listen to that, dude? And just really soaking it in? Turning that branch into a sponge? It's how babies are, dude. Baby's raw dog life. Yeah, I mean, I was like definitely disassociating most of the day and then it was like three

hours into this hand move lecture and I started feeling like the stranger. I feel like I can see that. Do you mean where you make your hand numb and then you stroke yourself? Are you talking about the work by Camus? I'm talking about the oh yeah the work by camu I'm talking about the work I mean I thought you were talking about the other one I mean I do that too sick all right that's what's up yeah what else is going on man tell Tell us something mysterious about yourself.

Not a whole lot of mystery. I'm from San Clemente. Everything's pretty tight. Dude that's sick. I'm out here boozing on the ground reporting live. Do you have a person you're in love with? Yeah. She's great. She's from Jersey Does she trash talk you a lot Nah Maybe if we were in Jersey dude, I I Saw a girl from Jersey for like two dates and she was just ragging on me the whole time Calling me a bitch and whatnot

And I was like, what's your deal? What's up? Why I was like, what's your deal? What's up? Why? I was like, what's your deal? She's like, I'm from Jersey, we shit talk. And I was like, but you introduced me as Cho to your family. Did I met a girl in Jersey one time on the shore? Better than Dickless.

True, dude. Good call. Wait, what? We were both wearing the same outfit. We're both whale tailing our thongs at the dance club that we were at and she's like I like your style. It's like we have the exact style. White jeans, dark blue thongs. She had a butterfly tramp stamp though. It was a cool summer, dude. Watched the fireworks, seaside chores, dude. Getting ourselves a waffle, fricking con. That's awesome. Tempo.

Does your girlfriend call your wiener a cannoli? No, actually. She doesn't call it anything now that I'm thinking about it kind of fucked up What are you gonna do with all that literature work at a restaurant at a restaurant. Love it dude. This guy must like Bukowski. Nah, fuck that. I like you.

I like this guy a lot. Thanks bro. Dude, where are you gonna work? Dude, south of Nix bro? Down on Laguna dude? What up dude? Dude, that'd be epic. Rolling from down.

I don't know. Hopefully something exotic like Taiwan winning games or something. You're well adjusted brother. We're gonna let you go. You're doing great. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I did hopefully something exotic like how many years or something You're well adjusted brother. We're gonna let you go. You're doing great first time call a long time listener Actually, no, I called it. I called once before I met Caesar but one at the airport. Oh Yeah, yeah Conan yeah, you're a legend, dude. Legend, dude, keep raw dogging. Will do, will do.

You know, man, maybe he forgot his wallet too. I was gonna say, you go by the campus bookstore, you pick up an old. Remember in Saving Private Ryan when Corporal Oppen, the biggest bitch of all time, was like, can I take my typewriter? Tom Hanks was just like, pencil. Pencil.

Dude, can you imagine being in Normandy on D-Day? Think about it a lot. I'm there every day. Damn. Damn. Every day we storm the beaches, the shores of life. Just walk into my bathroom, look at my toilet.

You've been staring at stuff a lot lately, huh? JT likes to just kind of look at like Terrence Malick style like stare at a leaf falling. I do like Terrence Malick a lot. He's cool. Do you remember our buddy went to the naval preparatory academy in Rhode Island and one of his buddies was from Texas and he brought him home for our New Year celebrations out in SoCal. It's a good dude and He's all you like movies home in I was like, yeah, he's like my neighbors it makes movies named me the Terry Oh, yeah, I was like Terry like Terry Gilliam. I was like trying to guess. He's like no Terry Malik Dude, and I was like, you know Terrence, he's like a recluse dude

which I guess is like Not like I don't know what it means, but it's a currency and then he was like, he's like, yeah call him Terry I was like, dude That's cool. That's sick, dude. I actually have a really um This is a nice little story about Terence Malick. He's a really smart guy. I think he studied anthropology or philosophy at Harvard and he was like going to be magna cum laude. And his dad was like, yo, hey, wrote him a letter. He's like, your brother's kind of depressed.

He's studying under Andres Sergovia, the great guitarist in Spain and he feels like he's doing a bad job. You should check up on him. And's a good story it's nice and then Terrence Malick was like nah I can't I'm too busy with like my dissertation and then his dad wrote him a couple months later and said hey I really need you to check on your brother he he was so frustrated he broke his own hands guitar player broke his own hands go check on him it's a good story. It's nice and then at Terrence mocks that I can't I'm too busy his brother killed himself Todd she said it right he He just went, yo. I mean, yo. Should we get another caller? Yeah, let's call someone.

Also, JT, I like the emotion in your voice sometimes, but you really whisper sometimes and it's really hard to hear you. Oh, sorry, man. I think I've been watching movies too much. You ever watched a movie with Brando? Oh yeah. The guy can barely open his freaking mouth, dude. I know. Tom Hardy, too. Do you think Steven Seagal was trying to do a Marlon Brando thing? Like, is that why he chose to talk like that? Isn't he like from Burbank? You're the first guy to make that connection and I think that's pretty interesting. Like, like he's not anywhere near the same caliber actor but in his own head is he like, I'm Marlon Brando.

But it's just, dude, I- I'm just the chef. I'm just the chef. I don't even know if Stephen Sikol knows who Marlon Brando is. And for you to be watching Above the Law or Under Siege and be like is this guy doing Brando? I've been thinking about it a lot. I've been asking this question. When does he decide to do that? Like in high school, did he do it? Like I was talking about this on my podcast the other day,

I was like, do you show up to like take a daughter out to a prom and be like, nice to meet you. I'm gonna take your daughter out. Anyone messes with her, I'm gonna break their fucking neck. Don't worry, she's gonna get all saved by just taking her. Here's my name, here is my stuff. Vincenzo Biannabi, get your ass out here. Yeah, he's an interesting guy.

They say he's the worst SNL host in history. That makes sense. That makes perfect sense, I believe that. I believe that 100%. Dude, the fucking Browns on Thursday night, beating the Ravens, beating the Steelers, what's going on? Oh, they beat the Ravens earlier this year?

Yeah. Wow. Eight and two team loses to a two and eight team, and he'd give in Thursday, I guess. In snow game too. I love the aesthetic of a snow game. It did look awesome. I would always turn that on

when playing Madden back in the day, dude. So much fun playing the snow. Are you guys gaming? I tried last night and this guy- I know, I went out. I went out. Oh, you were out on the town? I was out. Why do you lie? I was out. You said you were making English muffins. Well, that was obviously a joke. What do you mean? I swear to God, I believed you. You thought I was making English muffins from scratch? I didn't know. I thought you and your lady were making English muffins. I didn't said you were making English muffins. Well, that was obviously a joke. What do you mean? I swear to God, I believed you. You thought I was making English muffins from scratch? I didn't know. I thought you and your lady were making English muffins. I didn't know you were partying.

No, no, no. Greg ripped me earlier. He goes, dude, what do you, cause that's back in the day when I- Oh, I missed earlier. So I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he was like a callback and then I doubled down on his joke.

Oh, okay. I don't check the thread enough. Yeah, it got me on top of it. Oh yeah, no, no. You went out on a town? Oh yeah, I just went out to paperback. Yeah, I got to be on top of it. Oh, yeah. No, you went out on town Oh, yeah, I just went out to paperback Bertolina saw freaking shade. Oh nice. It's nice. Oh scene of the crime Scene of the special check it out, baby. ATC's YouTube check it out, baby

You guys met up at uh, you guys met up at paperback. That's cool. It's cool. It's fun. I love their beers They're so good and dude the burgers outside. Yeah. The guy at that burger truck makes a smash. He's there every time. I think every time I've been there, he's been there. That's good burgers, dude. They're like McDonald's styles. Like, that's what he does.

He goes to do something. He's like, I'm going to make you a Mickey D's burger. But dank. Hmm. Do you because the thing about that, a Mickey D's burger. Hmm. Is it's got it's basically just microplot The wrapper the wax paper. Yeah What is it? It's just Mickey D. Exactly. It's a number that you're eating a number. That's why I'm gonna say That's crazy, bro. Yeah, dude. Have you have we talked to you before you sound familiar?

I've been I've been waiting to talk I've been Chad. I've been following you guys since like 2018 Oh legend I thought I had to change my name to cream jeans or something to talk to you guys. Oh dude He is the guy Grandma grandma dominator would have got you on the phone super quick We want to hear what that dudes up to but dude what is going on with you tell us what your ish Grandma Dominator would have got you on the phone. Super quick.

Who wanna hear what that dude's up to? But dude, what is going on with you? Tell us what your ish is. I was DMing JT today because I was feeling kind of low, trying to boost my stoke and I don't know, it was just me trying to be able to battle my own insecurities and stop myself from having them being projected on other people. Like thinking other people are thinking the same things of me. And so I don't know, it's just been weighing on me and I was saying to JT that I don't

know what to trust because sometimes I'll feel great about myself and then sometimes I'll feel so like bad and I don't know and they're so extreme and I just don't know which ones to trust. What brings on the bad feelings? Is there any do you have like a trigger? I don't know if it's a trigger per se, but it's just like, I'll go through these like, there have been flows of life, but lately they've just been kind of going

in like quicker cycles. His life is good. He has a girl he really loves and he just got a massive promotion. Wow. Yeah. I mean, I think it's normal. I mean I think every human being experiences that. I'm sorry I don't mean to interrupt, the echo is kind of messing me up a bit.

No, good, continue. Something that's been messing me up recently is that like so I just got out of like this relationship back earlier in the year and I'm taking my new girlfriend who I love she's so dank she's just like the love of my life and we just like work so perfectly I'm bringing her to Thanksgiving but I brought my ex to Thanksgiving last year. And so I don't want maybe the impression of my family is that like I move into things too quickly. And that sounds like any security that is I'm projecting. But I really do. It sounds like you do move too quickly.

It's a good chance. I have thought about that. But hey, but brother, so do I. Let's put this thing on its feet. Let's battle test it. have a thought of my foot. Hey, the brother. So do I. Let's put this thing on its feet. Let's battle test it. Let's see if it works. What's the point of wasting time? Bring her in.

I'm not in the middle. I'm not moving. That's what I'm saying, dude. And that's what I feel is like you're kind of marveling at your insecurities, but it's not stopping you from doing stuff. So as long as you're doing stuff. You're good, dude. Yeah, and you sound like a pretty good dude. Like everyone has the worry of when they're going home, how's the family going to perceive this or what I'm doing on my life

choices and all that shit. It's part of the dread of the holidays. And you know what? You can't control anyone else's thoughts or actions. They're gonna have them. And it's a bummer when they lay on you and it comes back negative or whatever, you gotta deal with it, it just sucks. But like, you gotta keep being you. And as long as you're trying to be the best you and treat this lady to a nice fucking Thanksgiving feast,

dude, the stuffing and cranberry sauce, the whole nine yards, I mean, come on. Yeah, and no one's thinking about you as much as you think they are. True. Everyone's worrying about themselves and also everyone dies. So if someone has a negative opinion of you,

eventually their opinion is gonna die and go off into the ether. And then you'll be like, what was the point of worrying about that? You know, this is all, it's not all life or death or it is, I don't know. But I mean, you're right. Just like, no, it is. So it isn't about any one particular thing. It's just that sometimes when you treat things like you're trying to minimize them, right? So they're like, oh, that's not as big as I want to think that it is, but it still bothers me when I'm trying to minimize it. The small things I end up adding up and I feel like I just haven't been able to get

to like a good medium on how to deal with stuff. Well, like when you're on a tall building and you go to the ledge, is there a party that wants to jump? Kind of more like Jeremy Strong, like in the succession scene where he kind of just goes there for the thrill. That's what I'm saying, dude.

So like, we don't take that voice too serious. But the voice that's saying you're like a bitch or that you suck or that your parents think your girls whack. That's just the same voice that's telling you to jump off buildings. Yeah, I can I can try to parse through it with like a more rational mind. But sometimes I feel like I get too pragmatic and then it becomes off this like cold to myself. You're just thinking too much.

Dude, what if you do this? What if when your girlfriend goes to get a slice of pie, say not even on like some weight stuff, but you're just like, babe, save some room because I'm gonna fill you up. Nice. Yeah. And then make sure your uncle can hear and your dad can hear.

Yeah, that's a good call. That's like some big dog stuff. Dude, also if you want them to completely not think about that, pull my move and wear a thong to Thanksgiving and let them see you bend over, let me help you with that dish, let me get that. And then your whole family's gonna be like,

dude, fucking, he's wearing a thong underwear. Everything else is out the window. Dude, or in the middle of dinner, you just go, hey mom, are you wearing the thong I bought you last Christmas? Damn. That's a good call. Yeah, get everyone in your,

get every female in your family thongs, dude. And dude, here's the thing, bro. When you're at Thanksgiving, why do they call it dessert? Because it's des and then it's served, de, t, with a T. So when you're in there, bro, you know, and they say, hey, do you want some dessert?

Say, no, thank you. I've got my girlfriend's ass. Exactly, exactly. Dude, and that's the part. Chad, this is where you and I align. I'm all up in that b-hole. Oh dude, so stoked you brought that up. That's the voice you need to listen to dude. That's the voice, yeah.

Dude, you just gotta have- Just picture it. Just b- whole all day. And you know what, dude? If someone gives you grief or you get that negative voice in your head, just go back to the fact that you and I are aligned on be whole.

People, you know, they ask me like, or what do I bring to the relationship? I bring my appetite, because I'm about to eat that butt. Oh, dude. there we go. How can you feel bad about yourself? It's funny listening to this guy try to act depressed. Yeah, come on, dude.

Is this a prank? Is April fooling us? Dude, come on, dude. The oscillation that I'm feeling. You go to therapy like you play the acoustic guitar. It just looks good, dude. Come on, dude. You know, I'm not, I take it seriously, but you're solid, man.

You're doing good. Call us back when you're really hurting. Thank you. I appreciate that. I've been meaning to call in with advice, but I gotta be honest. Like sometimes I just listen to you guys and the answer kind of comes to me

just from like being chill and stuff. You guys are just like nice. That's chill. I want to say, Right, one of us is coming. From the bottom of my heart, thank you so much. Love you, man. Love you, dude. You're the man, dude.

And your feelings are valid. Everyone's feelings are valid. Feel them, dude. And then remember, butt play. Yeah, stay in that butt, dude. Thank you. Also, one more thing I want to say that if you guys ever question if you changed lives or not,

about four years ago, I didn't know if I wanted to go changed lives or not. About like four years ago, I didn't know like if I wanted to go to college or not. I got accepted, I didn't expect to. I didn't know what to major in and I was like, well Chad's pretty cool, he did philosophy. I'm gonna do philosophy. Whoa. And.

Dude legit, you guys are very much aligned. Yeah, did BewhLE and Wisdom. Yeah, dude be whole and in wisdom And I did I got to be honest so don't have like my whole life changed from from having done that and that was just off of a whim and Yeah, that's awesome. Thank you Dude, thank you for thank you for sharing that your legend your legend. I'm glad you called in I'm glad to have chosen you guys. Thank you so much Same brother reciprocated. Stay strong.

Dude, I was listening to Pete Holmes on Necro GobbleCon. Great episode. And he's talking about, you know, I was feeling some anxiety. But he's talking about something that we never really think about. But the fact that we're, we're like born into this and we're here, it's insane. Like this whole thing, we just normalize it where we're like, Oh, I don't have this. I don't, you know, this isn't perfect. That's not, but we're here. But are you saying that's crazy? That's what I'm saying, that's crazy.

See, dude, the thing is that I don't get it because we're only here, only way it's crazy is if you're not making bank. Right, fuck. So if you get born to be here, but you're gonna waste your time not making bank, then what are you doing? Dude, that's right.

But do you think like when you weren't here, were you like, do you think you might've been chilling harder? You know, just in pure awareness, just in God consciousness? Maybe, but I didn't have a human body to, you know, eat butt with. That's a good call.

Maybe if you were a butt, maybe me in spirit. Think about that. Wow. What if you were eating butt before you were born? I might have been. Maybe that's why I like it so much. Did that be sick. Yo, yo, JR. Who's the 720 caller?

It looks juice. Oh, dang. Whoa. My childhood best friend met him. He did the old bubble gum in the pants trick back in elementary school, got in trouble, knew he was the one for me for life. And now we're 34 and he moved to Kentucky,

went through a bunch of bad girlfriends and stuff, finally met a good one. Went out to Kentucky and then just ghosted me man. Like, I mean, just he's my ride or die and all of a sudden I get reach out to his mom just because he wasn't reaching out to me and texting, calling and stuff and then find out like last month that he got

eloped and that was a big bummer for me because I was like daydreaming of like being his best man, doing his gig man speech, all that stuff and yeah just a bummer that he didn't at least reach out to me before he got eloped. Figured that we had, you know, a really special best friendship, I guess, I think. And then, uh, last week I found out that his now wife is pregnant, and I'm'm like still has never heard back from my own toxic calling I mean yeah I take it personally and stuff but I'm trying not to I guess my question is like how can I re-spark this and like get him to be talking back and not be getting down on it. I think you gotta do it by moving on, brother. I think it's okay if you're angry.

I think that's actually probably healthy in this circumstance because you feel somewhat abandoned as someone who you thought would stay the same with you for as long as you guys were both here But um life shakes out differently people's needs wants directions change And it's one of the hardest parts about being alive but um, I Think if you try to chase him down his path, you'll just forget about your own True and you know throwing a wedding sucks. It would have been nice if he called you

and was like, yo, dude, I'm eloping, would be sick to have you there, but this is the direction we're going. Cause putting on a wedding is stressful. Like I kind of get that move on his part. Like my dank wife and I did a little mini-moanie. And you know, it's just a lot of moving parts, but did he ghost you like even before that?

Like he's just gone? Yeah, I mean, and so part of him like he just mentally he's kind of troubled in the way to like join the army, had a really bad experience with it and stuff. And like had this horribly toxic girlfriend before that that really just messed with my mentality. And I think, I mean like, I don't blame him at all for eloping, I just kind of wish that like he called me and said, hey, exciting news and stuff, like whether it was before or after. It sounds like maybe he is just trying to escape from his old life a little bit, no disrespect to you,

but if he's having these bad experiences like a bad girlfriend, had a tough time in the army, all that kind of stuff, maybe he's just trying to like move forward in a new direction and just kind of, you know, maybe he's, maybe reminders of that old life are triggering for him. And he's just trying to be like, you know, I'm getting away from all that stuff.

Not you, but just like the situations he was in and he needs some space right now and then he'll come back eventually when he's healed up and you guys can you know teabag. Yeah I know that's the other thing you drop in with the boys but you know but yeah I think that's exactly right. Like he's trying to turn a new leaf to the stuff, but it's kind of hard. Like I wasn't a part of the bad experiences that he had back here. So you're thinking, you know, I think, I think Chad said is right too. I think maybe he feels like when he looks at you, he sees his own mistakes a little

bit because he knows you are privy to all of them. He might just want a fresh start where he's not as defined by what happened in his past. Yeah, for sure. But that's not your fault. That's just him and his process. Nothing to do with you. And look, he could come back in a month or a couple months or a year. Like, I think most people do circle back to each other.

But I just think you're better off, you know, focusing on your desires outside of him. And then when he does come back, you'll have a lot of cool shit to catch him up on and he can yell at him but hey that was a bitch move bro yeah yeah give me a space yeah yeah it's tough man stop yeah kick it with your new bros dude you got any new dudes what are you guys doing dude you paintballing you rock climbing fucking just fantasy? Climbing mountains, going home, enjoying Colorado, but everywhere you can Do you have a lady? Do you have a lady?

Yeah, yeah, I got a wife, she builds freaking rock stuff Nice, did she let you bust? Awesome. That's probably your best bud now, dude, is your chick. Dude, absolutely. Yeah, like I said, just rock. And Mope Show, Marty Pan, lets me drop the boy couple back we like A couple she sounds lenient as hell, dude

Sure, dude, you should you should hang out with his mom She I don't know man, oh if I was, I don't know man, if I would say I don't blame her for completely running away. She's one of those bowlers who wants to have their finger on the pulse. But she was a great, she was good to me though. I'm sure she was fun, but that kind of enmeshment can make it impossible for someone to have a sturdy sense of self. Yeah, maybe, I guess I was just picturing you guys playing pickleball in my head, but it sounds like

probably not the best idea, so. Sounds like pickle hell. Damn. You'll be good, dude. Give him some space, hang out with your hot wife. Eat some butt. I mean, what's better than that? Nothing, dude.

Watch Moneyball. There are too many. Watch it. You know it. And you know, dude, it's nice to miss stuff. Yeah. I think back on friendships that have changed or people from my past, and I'm just,

it's always hard in that kind of fraying period where things change, but it's good they change. You wouldn't want to be the same forever. Am I serious? Even if it seems comfortable. I don't think so. Things are going great great my life now Yeah, I guess

Could be time for a something a little dangerous Could be time for an off-sea offshore fishing trip with Spears Damn dude my wife. I were actually looking, we really wanna go, we're trying to plan a few days, okay, we really wanna do some Spearfish, we've never done it before.

Yeah, I can feel it when I knew it. It's a great call by you, JT, go call, dude. That's why, dude, whenever you have a friend break up with you, eat Spearfish. Yes. That's the protocol. Yes. Yeah, usually I go,

they're kind of small and that's where it kind of hit my head, but you're spear sounds dope. Hell yeah, man. All right, dude. Thank you guys. Love you, man. You guys rock, my king, it feels like a dream. Dude, maybe it is, dude. You guys are awesome. I can't believe this is real. It feels like a dream. Dude, maybe it is, dude.

It's all simulation. Whoa. Fuck. Wow. Stay strong, dude. Late. Dudes, can I throw a massive curve ball in the direction of this pod before we cap it?

What up? Can we do babes of the week? Whoa. Dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah, for sure. What up? Can we do babes of the week? Whoa. Dang. Yeah, dude. Yeah, for sure. Uh, yeah. If you guys are loaded for bear, you can take it off the rip or I can...

Do you know who yours is, Strider? He's gotta be my dank-ass wife, dude. Um, dude, we're gonna be traveling for the holidays, dude, And we do this thing where we're gonna post up in separate aisle seats, dude. Oh. Yeah. So we can still book seats across the aisle from each other, we'd like to have our aisle seat, dude.

We can still talk, hang out. You'd have that extra leg room, dude. And if she wants to snooze, the aisle's gonna be closed because we're gonna be snuggling, dude. Sick. Better boot us, dude. So just fired up on her with that new travel technique, stoked on that, dude, and just stoked on busting,

not a nut, but busting out our fall decor, our wintertime decor. You guys are flying private, and we know who's flying the plane. Of course. You're flying the plane in Marco's sitting aisle? Yeah, Marco, yeah, they don't let me out of the cockpit. He says get in there and you know,

until we touch down, unless there's anything necessary, don't go over the intercom. Unless it's an emergency. My staff friend, my wife and Marco have a very comfortable flight. They have sushi, hang out, the different positions. They do, you said, it different positions. They do a, you said, sounds like they were doing a workout?

Yeah, oh yeah, I thought there was turbulence. And I was like, I have the monitor, there's nothing, there's no chop on my monitor here in the air, but the plane is just fucking bouncing. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, bouncing. Sneaky air. Yes, the air, dude, you know, some predictable sometimes. So. Dude, my babe of the week,

kind of copycatting off Strider, is my lady. I was thinking today when we were handling the kids, we're having a good time. I was like, dude, when I first came over to her place and I saw how well curated the decoration was, the painting, the offset colors and some of the corners, just the furniture she had picked, just the way she lived her life, it was so like precise and warm and just I really respected it.

So when I moved in, when she fostered me, it was a major upgrade for me. I was like, dude, this is a way better way to live. And then she gave us two kids and that was a major upgrade for them because they got to be alive. So the only one whose life has gotten harder is hers because her house used to be kind of a more streamlined operation. And then she took on three huge meatballs of change. And so I just want to say thank you to you, babe, for so beautifully incorporating three

new entities into your perfect domicile. We love you. we appreciate it. You're the best, dude. Hell yeah, love that. Dude, my baby of the week is Marco. Yeah. Teaching our partners jujitsu. I mean, he's just a beast.

So jacked, so handsome. I mean, he's just a beast. So jacked, so handsome. You know, every time my girlfriend does jiu-jitsu with him, she comes home exhausted and she comes home exhausted and just so happy. And I'm just so glad to have found someone who can do that for her. Same with your wife. You know, it's just so awesome to kind of find someone that can make your partner happy with exercise.

Totally. Totally. Like that exercise, it's a lifestyle and they're living it so well. Like when Marco picks up my wife on his scooter and she grabs onto his hips, I'm like, dude, they're gonna have such a nice day. You know? Yeah. What's up? Do you hear what you're, like she comes,

I mean, I do jiu-jitsu once while it's tiring but like I don't come home and like go to sleep with a smile on my face What are you doing it right? You need a new instructor? dudes Marco's plowing your wife's Is that jujitsu move? It's good. GT dude.

No, dude, you're making it like, you're making me like, I don't want to say this stuff. Bro, Chad, you know what's going on. My girlfriend's learning self-defense. Yeah. And they're going to do a class at Sur La Top together. I guess it like helps you with your hand technique. No, dude, no one does classes at Sur La Taub.

And why would her doing jiu jitsu make her put you on cum retention? Because you said Marco just says it affects the energy and it helps her save energy for her lessons. So Marco said that. It's science. If you guys are cool with him plowing them, that's cool with me. Dude, I'm not cool with you saying that, bro. Wait, no, Chad, he's joking. JT, I think we're not doing the shows yet.

I take umbrage. With me? Yeah. I don't like what you're saying. I don't like what you're saying about Marco. He's not the type of guy that would do that, bro. Yeah, that's so true. You're getting mad at me and defending Marco? Marco's my guy. We never hang out, but he's my guy. Dude, if you were porking some guy's wife, wouldn't you be nice to that guy? He's my guy. He's got no time. Dude, if you were porking some guy's wife, wouldn't you be nice to that guy? But that's not what's happening here.

No, I wouldn't. I'd keep him in a little cage. Yeah, he'd probably put me in a rear naked chokehold. He does have you in a... He doesn't let you come, dude. My wife doesn't want me to. She says it's really good for my health. Because I'm nearing 40. Look, I've had fantasies about him too. All right. None of us are perfect.

Me and him might have even colored outside the lines a few times. I'm just telling you, he's a bad guy. No way. Dude, now I know. I think we should move on from this because you're making a lot. He listens to this pod. Dude, JT is doing his one of his jokes again. He's not he's not. We forgot to tell people we are stand up comics. He listens to this pod. No, dude, JT is doing his one of his jokes again. He's not, he's not, he's like, we forgot to tell people we're standup comics.

He's in the zone right now. He's joking with us. You're doing a bit. Yeah. Dude, that's a funny, that was a good bit. That's a good bit, bro. Shit. Dude, you're acting like Marco is like a bad dude. That's hilarious, bro.

Dude, that bit almost got us. Dude, that's why, that's why, that bit almost got us. Dude, that's why stand-up comedians, we're sacred clowns. It's like we're the philosophers of our time, right? We're the ones who are like the four, at the forefront of thought, you know? Dude, your Jiu-Jitsu instructor is plowing your wife. No, no, what are you talking about?

Because dude, Chad, Chad. Dude, you're so deep in this bit right now, dude. Chad, do the smile you do. Cause JT, I've never seen him happier. Smile how you smile when your wife come home from a jujitsu lesson. No, no, no. You smile because you see them so happy. Hey babe.

But like, I bring it up and you start talking about like, the history and importance of philosophy and comedians? Comedians, yeah, we're probably the most important people in society because we provoke thought. That's, JT, he's the comic, he has to challenge our perspective. I don't even disagree with you necessarily, but I don't understand why your brain is like defaulting to that.

Dude, have you seen Marco do a set? He murders, bro. Dude. He murders. Are you giving him spots? Yeah, he's on our next show. Yeah, he bounced me out. I can't, I'm not gonna be there anymore.

You're giving him your own spot? Yeah, he's, dude, he was so funny. He did, like he did all my jokes back at me. He's like, oh, he like did that. And I was like, all my jokes back at me. He's like, oh He like did that and I was like that's really funny in that voice actually. Yeah, dude He's like, oh, give me I want attention on stage dummy to get straighter and then dude was super funny What a great pod yeah dude good bit good bit I'm not doing a bit It's so good. No, dude, cuz you're putting me in a tough spot. No, I don't I

Don't like seeing This fucking dickhead Was doing gnarly ugly stuff and just like ruining your guys's lives I mean dude like he's not ruining it like yeah, i'm in a little bit of debt Like yeah, I owe him some money But you did not pay off that paid off his car. Yeah, I paid off his car dude, dude It's the coolest dude. It's the coolest miata It's so cool Oh, there he is.

He just wanted a two seater. Yeah, dude. Look at him, bro. The best. Dude, he's so sick. Hey Jake, make sure you put that up on the pod. I actually put Marco's photo over my face the whole time. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Look at him, dude. He's so capable. Beef nests. You think that guy would plow our wives? No, I didn't think so. But like he's I know he has sex with people. I've seen him. I've been I've done it. You had sex with Marco? He I told you earlier we had sex.

He had sex with me. Whoa. Dude, that's so cool. It was fine, but my whole point is, is that the guy, like that's his whole like MO, is he just like, whoever comes into his studio, he's gonna get you to do that. He gets a weird thrill from it. Dude, you look totally hydrated.

And then after I told you guys that, you guys sent both of your wives to that studio when I explicitly told you that this guy sleeps with everyone who comes to his studio. Did you were giving us a really good wreck. You're like hey this studio it's you could do when you do like you were talking about it was so you're making such a good point. I'm like how am I not not gonna do that? It just doesn't make any sense to me why you would send your wife to a guy I told you was gonna sleep with her.

Really wanted some judicial instruction. I firmly live by the belief that take a recommendation, every business I've ever gone to or anyone's always been word of mouth. So I'm not gonna go online and look up a jujitsu instructor. Oh, five star rating on Yelp. This guy's great, super professional.

Let's husband watch. No, I'm gonna just, you told me about a jujitsu instructor. You went to him. That's good enough for me. That seems like a good place to end. Yeah. Don't do an ad for his jujitsu place to cap this episode.

I promised him though. Guys, make sure you head over to Black Belt Jujitsu, the Wrangler's Den in Pasadena. Marco offers great classes. Use our code CHADZABITCH20. What? It's a hilarious joke. It's so funny. That's really funny. That's so Marco.

Yeah. CHADZABITCH20 gets 20% off. What's the joke? He's like saying like, dude, you're so tough that you're like kind of a bitch. And when the discount code, you pay, you still pay him the difference. You just save the customer the money, right? That's how my code works. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Which is Strider's not allowed to speak. 69. Thanks for tuning in Stokers. These guys are really nice You wanna know What to do, where to go When you need someone to guide you It's nice to have the growth beside you Going deep Going deep

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