Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 372 - Strider Wilson Returns

Episode Date: December 11, 2024

Today we are joined by the most recurring guest in Going Deep history,Strider Wilson. The bros give an update on the Marco situation and the plans for spending the Holidays with him. Chad talks about his on field experience at the Rams game. We do a review of film for 2024 and talk about why the industry has turned into spectacle instead of storytelling. The bros also breakdown Gladiator 2. We end by testing our brains with Jeopardy.  We are live streaming a Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour! St. Louis and Indianapolis are the next stops! http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Thanks to Our Sponsors:Join Bilt - Make every rent payment count with Bilt Rewards. Use Bilt to pay rent and get points for Hotels, Travel and More! Start Today! https://www.joinbilt.com/godeep MagicMind, Easy Rider, Botanic Tonics

Big Apple's trying to f*** us. Big time. Are we live? Oh shit. Dude take that Apple dude what up? Dude, I... All right, yeah, let's... Let's flick the bell end and make some pancakes. What's going on, Stokers of Stoke Nation? This is Chad Kroger coming in with a going deep at Chad JT podcast. I'm here with my compadre, Jean Thomas, what up? Boom clap, Stokers. And we're here with the frigging, the ringmaster, a butthole

What up you're wearing the butter hat dude, dude, I love this hat I love the look of this hat dude sexual wellness for men this is men's sexual wellness dude did you try so at the chicago show So at the Chicago show we got perineum stimulating Vibrators that get to the g-spot of men. Yeah, you guys try it. I left mine in the lobby Accidentally, oh you did. Yeah, so I didn't get a chance to use it yet I was I was gonna use it. So maybe I'll go on and check one out dude DM me So maybe I'll DM him be like do to hook it up. So you leave it with the bellhop Accidentally, dude. Left it there and then maybe a bellman or a lucky valet

is just stimming himself in the back of an H3 electric so he can charge it properly. That'd be fantastic. And just plant a room in the back seat. Yeah. It's probably maybe subconsciously left it there on purpose. Exactly, I like to think about that where it's like, this could be a gift that I've given to the universe

and maybe he'll pay it forward, clean it first, but pay it forward to just dudes. Yeah, especially like, you know, valets, bellhops, they're like your brethren, right? They're busting their butt, and now it's time they please their butt. Well said, dude. Thank you. That was huge.

Also not even brought to you by, his pot is not brought to you by Butter Wellness, but. No. Sick. It's brought to you by three dudes at G- brought to you by Butter Wellness, but. No. It's brought to you by three dudes at Gspots. That's right. That sounds cool. I've never tried that. I've never had that stimulated. It sounds intense.

Have you guys ever felt it before? Haven't. Yeah. I'm a little nervous. Yeah. I think does it make us feel weak to do that? What if you bust even harder? Apparently that's what happens. Like Stifler, remember when Stifler does that and like that's why I think that face yeah his acting is incredible yeah he's

the best. JT have you tried it? No never. Are you nervous about it? No I almost did it once and I just didn't like the way it felt. Really? Did it like, did it, do you feel any of it? I didn't get deep enough to get the pleasure zone. Yeah, I tighten up. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I'm a pretty tense guy. Yeah.

You know, for being, this is so Kyle's chillest podcast. I'm really not that chill of a guy. Right. I'm pretty worried about chill of a guy, right? Pretty I'm pretty worried about a lot of stuff. What are you worried about? If I'm smart enough If I have enough money to be comfortable in my old age if I'll make it to my old age I've got a few lumps right now that I've got to get checked out Skipped my physical last year got to go do that. I wonder if I'm balancing work and personal life

at a healthy level. And my dog's recently had pancreatitis. It's taken him a while to recover. How's he doing? Dude, he's turned a corner, thank God. That's good. Those are all valid concerns. Yeah.

Seems like what people should be thinking about. I'm not worried about my small penis, which used to overshadow all of that But you guys liberated me. Do you think it's? when you look back on those times when all we were thinking about was having a small penis, it's like Do you think do you? Look back with nostalgia It is a beautiful time

but I remember like the older dudes, and these guys always annoyed me and I don't wanna become that type of guy where they're like, man, best time of your life. When you get older, bills and all that, and that is true, but I want there to be even better times ahead, dude. Yeah.

So, you know. But I do look back, it was fun, dude. We get a keg in JT's backyard, dude, on a Saturday, just whip our shirts off, all pumping our fists to the same song, it was nice. But we're just gonna have to do that now with like one kid in our hand. You know, and maybe it's a keg of kombucha

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Let's start the show. You know, I was listening to Mark Andreessen on Joe Rogan the other day, and he was talking about if the human brain is attached to basically like a robot body, is it still a human and One thing I thought about was your gut flora. I if you don't have gut flora. I are you even a human It's connected to the dome

Or do you think the robot will create its own gut flora I but maybe be kind of whack will create its own gut florae, but maybe be kind of whack. That's a great question, dude. That's like something they would explore in the movie Alien. A crushed alien Romulus on the plane. Is it good? Dude, it's good. You were in Nashville this weekend?

Yeah. How was that? Dude, I like Nashville. It was cold as fuck, but dude, I like Nashville a lot. It's fun, man, but it's crazy. Do you rage? You know what, like we go out to all the spots where you do rage, but I don't rage that hard I mean, I have some beers and stuff like that and then I'll sip a whiskey

But no, I'm not like ripping shots or these guys were these these dudes came up. They're fans of all of us Do they love you guys like John and JD? What up, dude? I was like fucking what up and then they're like do them buy you drink. All right, and they bought these These things I forget what they call like Y bombs and it's a sugar free Red Bull. Keep it in healthy dude. Sugar free Red Bull and you know how you like when you do a shotgun you plug the key in or whatever create the hole they pour out a little bit of the Red Bull and pour vodka in there and then you shotgun it.

All of mine went on the floor. Oh no. No, it's okay. Yeah, it's too intense. That's fine. That's okay that that went on the floor. Did you get muffed up? No, no, no, like I said, no, no, man. I cheered the guys.

I told them in advance, I said, guys are saying they ain't making it down the hatchet. They didn't believe me. It's tough. It's tough when you dip out of a shot or any kind of collective drinking event. Yeah. I do that often.

Yeah, oh yeah. Well, you guys don't even drink. No, some, I blow it out once every three years. I even like, like we were in a room on Friday. That was a tough one. There's weed everywhere. I get scared when there's weed smoke. I get scared of getting stoned.

Like the second hand. Well, and we were smoking a lot of weed. I didn't even really want to smoke, but we were with the You got you got high though. You seem like you're having a good time. I was baked we were with the power slap guys we went to a power slap event and we had two of the strikers come up to the room afterwards to just hang out and celebrate and Great guys Dorian and Cooper look him up guys follow him. It's a really brutal sport. It was hard to watch, but I have so much admiration

for the guys who do it. They're incredibly brave and heartfelt individuals. So I'd like to see them get more notoriety because it all just kind of goes to the spectacle of it, but they're real dudes who do it. And we were getting high with them and they smoked a lot of weed. Yeah, I was kind of like,

leaning back, I was like, don't. Which, you know what? I was like, afterwards, I was like, I always do that where I'm like, in the moment, I'm like, don't get me high. Yeah, I feel so lame. And then the next day I'm like, maybe I should have tried getting high,

but I don't know. It's a weird day I'm like, maybe I should have tried getting high, but I don't know. It's a weird, I get nervous about getting muffed up. Well you got plans the next day. Yeah. That's how I circle back to going, I'll be like, I'm not that chill, is in those settings I'm immediately thinking about the consequences.

Yeah, I do too. In those settings, no one's thinking about the consequences. Yeah. I'm like, tomorrow I kinda wanna do this, well I got an early consequences. Yeah, I do. In those settings, no one's thinking about the consequences. Maybe I'm like, tomorrow I kinda wanna do this, or I got an early flight. Yeah. You know. I have this thing now too where I,

like I smoked weed that night, but I haven't been drinking. I smoke weed like once a week, once every couple weeks. Other than that, I don't do nothing. But I always tell myself I'm gonna do it. I've probably told my lady 30 times this year, I'm like, I'm gonna do shrooms this weekend. Right, yeah. And then I never do them.

It's almost like talking about it, or the anticipation is way better than actually doing it. And it makes me feel like I am that guy, like I am a guy who could do it. You have the ability more than both of us, I think. Thank you. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. To do mushies for sure.

If all of us are partying at the hardest, you would probably be partying the hardest I would say. I don't know. If I'm boozing hard with multiple days of rest, then I could go hard boozing, but usually I'm like, well I have to park my car. Dude, a party for me now is just like a nice hour long lunch. Yeah.

Like a pastrami sandwich. Just corner belly up at a bar and just being unbothered. Very nice, that's partying, dude. I think for me, it's watching sopranos getting eating a steak and You know scoping butts on Twitter That's nice, too, but then if if my lady's there, then I just touch her butt. Yes annoy her and You know kind of say hey, you know, can you just show me your butt for a sec? She'll show me

Perfect. That's not that's great Dude, and you you and your lady you guys went to the Rams game yesterday Yeah, we were featured prominently in the telecast Yeah, I did a video for the Rams last spring so that part of the deal was I got to go to a game So that was pretty sick. You chose a banger and you went to the best game of the deal was I got to go to a game. So that was pretty sick You chose a banger and you went to the best game of the year. I know Your hit rate because you also went to the Rams chiefs game. That was like the best game I was telling them that's six. You look so cool in that photo. I was telling them I was like I was like guys, I think I'm your lucky charm because well did the chiefs win that game?

The rent that's another Rams won the one we went to the right. Yeah I was like, guys, I think I'm your lucky charm because, well, did the Chiefs win that game? The Ram. No, the Rams won the one we went to. Yeah, I'm like, dude, all the ones I've been to been Ws. So I was like, you guys should keep making something for the games, dude. But yeah, that was really, really cool. That's awesome. You got great seats.

Yeah, I like the Rams team. They're really cool. Sarah shout out. She's awesome. Did you see Danny Trejo? What's up? Do you see Danny Trejo there, dude? I didn't see Danny Trejo. I saw Scott Disick. He was cruising off Ozempic just raging hard. Oh, yeah, dude.

And then yeah, there he is. And I saw Kayleigh Cuoco, she didn't like her seats. So she, yeah. She's like, take me to other seats. I saw them, I don't know who they are. I don't know who that guy is. That guy's, oh, yeah, I think that's, I don't know who that is.

Soccer player, LFC. Oh, cool. Oh, Giroud, that's who it is, his jersey. He's a former French player. He's good. Yeah, that was cool. Did you get to see Pukka Nakua? Were you impressed by him?

Oh yeah, I mean, to be honest, the seats were like kind of below the field. So I was kind of looking at the, it was kind of hard to see the game. I had to watch on the jumbotron, but seeing Josh Allen up close was cool. And then the cool it making those catches was sick. And you know, when, uh, when they, that on that failed punt when they sing Sean McVay celebrate, that was the coolest part, because he's on the sideline, he should go, he just does this like skip, he's like, oh yeah. I was like.

So that was cool. So yeah, I'm a Rams fan now, I'm a huge Rams fan. Shout out to the Rams. It's my team, Jaguar, sorry, but you're last year dudes, so you know, I got respect for Trevor but now I'm a Rams guy through and through my lady's still a Raiders fan so we're gonna have to discuss that that's right she's a FC your NFC did I know that so I can bring that up exactly but so many people like, dude I saw Chad at the Rams fan.

Is he like a huge Rams fan? I'm like, his girlfriend got him into it this year. No, that's the thing. So the Rams have, yeah they're like, are you a Rams fan? And I'm like, well I'm a new sports fan so I can be if you guys wanna do something. You're a free agent.

I was like, if you guys want me to be a Rams fan, I'll be a Rams fan. But now I am legitimately a Rams fan. I love Nakua, I love, I like Sean McVeigh a lot. Beast. Cooper Cup is sick. Stafford, yeah of course. And then Williams, he's there, what's his name?

Williams? Kiron Williams. Kiron, he was out yesterday I think, right? He's playing, yeah. Oh, Kenneth Walker was out. Seattle. 12 catches, 162, what a monster. And the way he runs, he runs like a running back.

Did you watch him in the celebrity basketball game? He's throwing down dun dogs. He's crazy Do you back to the power slap thing too? We went to the after party. Mm-hmm and it was wild too cuz it was a lot of like celebrities and like Like that whole universe of people but no one was really paying attention to the strikers afterwards. Yeah, it was kind of a bummer Yeah like that whole universe of people. But no one was really paying attention to the strikers afterwards, which was kind of a bummer. But then there's like the party,

which feels kind of exclusive. And then there's the more exclusive room where Dana White plays poker. And there's just 40 dudes watching him play poker. Was he in there? When I went in, he wasn't even in there. It was just like the guy from Bustin' with the Boys and stuff.

There was like a crowd around them just trying to be close to them. Yeah, very lame. And like people were like fighting to be closer to them while they just watched them play Blackjack or whatever. And I was like, it seems like an odd way to spend your Saturday night. Bros love Dana.

They're all kind of like the, what's the character in fucking Boogie Nights to Mark Wahlberg, the William H. not William H. Macy but the Philip Seymour. Like when he buys the same car. Totally. Check it out, same car, he's cool dude. Dude yeah. I'm shaking my head Dana, I'm bald now. Dude you should just keep your hair.

I was talking shit to Moscow on Saturday night because I posted a video of Sopranos. He's like. And he's like, he's like, he's like, so lame, you're not watching UFC. I'm like, UFC's beta, Dana's a beta. And he was, I think he was getting upset because I don't know if he's, sometimes I was like, dude, Dana can suck it. UFC can suck it.

And he was like, he's like, dude, don't say that. But it is true when you're around that, you're just like, it's the energy is just so repellent. You're like, oh my God. You know, it must feel like what it's like, like the feeling we have is like how every girlfriend feels. Like maybe not every girlfriend, but like when they're watching dudes watch football or something.

It must be like that's how we can kind of relate to it. Where it's like, oh yeah, this is pretty unbelievably lame. It'd be funny if like at NFL games, if like a bunch of influencers are around like Gadel, we're like, this guy's some fucking man. Gadel's like playing blackjack. He's like, Gadel, are you gonna hit bro? And he's like, I hit.

And I'm like, fucking yeah. hit bro? And he's like I hit. Start J'ing off Gadel. You guys been looking at that assassination at all or no? Dude straight out of a movie. People are buying this dude's jacket. Like I saw a post where like they have a picture of the guy and then it's linked to the jacket that you can buy for this dude. It's $200 at Macy's. Amazing. Is it really?

Yeah, and the sales have skyrocketed. Wow. It's also weird where it's like, people are celebrating this guy who murdered someone because he murdered a CEO, but then the country voted in basically businessmen and CEOs to run everything. Right, right.

So what lane are we picking here, dude? Just chaos. Yeah. It's an interesting thing, because I was listening to Bill Burr talk about it, where it's like you, he's CEO of a healthcare company, health insurance. It's a dirty business.

My dad was even talking about it, where my dad didn't have much sympathy. My dad's a doctor, and it's like my dad was even talking about it where my dad didn't have much sympathy My dad's doctor and he's like he's like, you know this guy he makes money from he he's like he makes money either from the work that doctors do or from denying coverage, right and So it's interesting that a lot of people are kind of like cheering on This assassination in a way. And it's like, you know,

yeah, you feel for the guy's family, but it's also like, it's a dirty business. So, I don't know. Instantly too. Yeah. The only time I can remember that is when we got Ben Laden. Yeah. Right. And like, though I was watching a Mets game at the time

and the whole crowd just started calling you Yeah, you say that was the only other time I can remember collectively everyone deciding that an assassination was a good thing Yeah, I've been like really looking into it the last couple nights like Reddit sleuthing like just really diving deep into it And I think like there's like two things that it could be either one It's like a disgruntled man who his family got fucked over and he buy health insurance and he wants to fuck him up.

Or it's like a hit that somebody paid this guy to do. But if it was a hit, why would he leave clues, like monopoly money in a backpack and carvings on the bullets that are against healthcare? It's all like, he wants attention, but like, I don't know. And didn't he miss, hit him in the calf or something like that first and then got him? Did he?

I think so. I know he was gun jammed. Yeah, so supposedly it's like a homemade suppressor which makes the gun jam every time. And how calm and cool collective that he stayed through all that, it's like, I feel like he just had this made up in his mind or he's a paid professional He's a taxi driver guy. He was wearing a jacket like taxi driver, DeNiro You know, I think I think to the I think we sometimes think the I'm saying this like I didn't just read an article

I think I read an article talking about how the gap between a trained professional and a self made professional isn't as large as we sometimes think it is. That because of our consumption of propaganda around the military and film and stuff, we think that there's superheroes that exist. But in reality, normal people best superheroes in conflict often.

So a person like that could make themselves really good at something if they wanted to like a layman. Do you think is like Michael Fossbender? Dude, yes doing yoga before he sniped someone. Yeah, what if it was Michael Fossbender? Dude, but I think I think you're proving my point. Yeah Michael Fossbender, I was saying it's not just a normal dude who just wanted to do it. No, I'm pretty sure it was Michael Fossbender dude. I was gonna say it's not, it's just a normal dude who just wanted to do it. No, I'm pretty sure it was Michael Fossbender. Well, you know, the guy with Mission Accomplished, he's created the... He's an excellent actor.

He's created the lore. Speaking of that dude, one of my favorite things online has been the Tim Kennedy stuff. Have you seen this? Oh yeah, yeah. So he's like a really famous, former UFC fighter, special forces guy, who's like very aggro and talks about all of his military experience,

like has the opposite of PTSD, is like very proud of everything he's done in the military. And is by all accounts, a super badass and a really good UFC fighter too. But now other special forces guys have come out online and said that he's making up or embellishing a lot of his stories from war. And so now they're going back and forth on different podcasts, debating it, arguing about it, gossiping about each other. And it's my favorite because it's like badass dudes with guns going real housewives

and just being like, no, he's fabricating, that's made up. He never did that and just getting super, super petty. Yeah, we just need to go back to like, when grandpas were like, he doesn't talk about the war. He's just gonna drink alone on Thanksgiving. They didn't have podcasts and they didn't know that they could monetize their experiences. Now it's like, hey, come on. on if you got the juice let us drink it

i do love these badass stories they're good yeah think you could be an elite commander no chance no chance i'm such a bitch i can't even go camping um no i would love it i would be thinking it'd be cool, but I'd probably be behind a desk or a tank valet. A tank valet. Yeah, if I was in the armed services, I'd be like the dude who parks all the machinery. That's important.

Cause then when you gotta depart, you gotta do it efficiently. Bro, there's no question it's gonna get done right. And you're exactly right. That is true. All right, should we? All right, so look out your camera. Hey!

Sir. Sergeant, Sergeant Wilson. Yes, sir look out, you can't. Hey! Sir. Sergeant, Sergeant Wilson. Yes, sir. I need you to park my, what's a tank? Shermans, I need you to park these Shermans. I need you to park my Sherman. I got it to part at 0700. Yes, sir.

All right, we're two clicks out. Yes, sir, facing northwest, I'm gonna line them up in stacks of three. I'm gonna get the valet unit on it, stat. Now physically, can you park it real quick? Absolutely, dude, all right, you It's pretty good tank boys did Sir oh, thank you. Oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much. Colonel get in here and be like, hey, did you move my tank chair? Colonel, it's just for safety. I'm a little tall. I'm not that tall, sir. Sir, I can put a, let me, sir, if you wanna sit down,

I'll get you the presets. I can get your tank presets down for you if you want. I can preset it to number one. Lieutenant, did you tip that valet? Yes, sir. I'm gonna get you the presets. I'm gonna get you the presets. I'm gonna get you the presets.

I'm gonna get you the presets. I'm gonna get you the presets. I'm gonna get you the presets. I'm gonna get you the presets. I'm gonna get you the presets. I'm gonna get you the presets. I can preset it to number one. I see you getting yelled at. Lieutenant, did you tip that valet? Yes, sir. Did he tip you, Sergeant? Yes, sir, I mean look, tipping's entirely optional, sir. How much did he tip you, Sergeant? He tipped me one tenor spot, sir.

What? Lieutenant, you go and you tip that valet. Sir, sorry to interrupt you, Colonel. I noticed that you have a little bird doodoo on the windshield of your Jeep. Would you mind if I got that for you? I would just, sorry, sorry. Did I ask you to clean my Sherman, Sergeant?

No, sir. I was asking if you got a tip. Yes, sir. Now, if you don't tip this man, I'm asking if you got a tip. Yes, sir. Now if you don't tip this man I'm gonna make you suck his dick Do so that's how don't ask don't tell got invented. Yeah, I was actually a historical scene. I don't know why I went that way So as actually a historical scene. I don't know why I went that way, it's just instinct. So, Strider, there was a lot of controversy last podcast you were on.

Really? Really? Oh yeah. We went to extensive discussion. Whoa. About Marco. Right, right, right. And a lot of the Stokers were upset with the way JT was responding to Marco's friendship with our Cigos.

Yeah. I mean JT has trained with Marco. Something you and I have been, you know, I've honestly floated out there, but I don't wanna. Defend your boy. Look, he's a great guy. He's awesome. Like he takes care of my wife.

He looks exact. He takes care of her so well. He's like, he has a great physique, takes care of our sigos. What do you guys mean? Well, okay, so for example like For Christmas my wife was like Marco's like hey your wife wants a cool this nice leather jacket for Christmas I'm gonna get it for her. Have you decided what you're gonna get her yet? I was like, oh I haven't but here's the money for that jacket So I gave Marco the money and then he's gonna give my on Christmas morning. My mark when my wife are gonna hang out together

They're gonna hang out together. They're gonna have a one, they're calling it like one-on-one Christmas. It's like a jujitsu thing, I guess. I've heard of that. It's like one-on-one Christmas. The Gracies came up with that. Yeah, you kinda hang out and then like,

you have to find pieces of your jammies in the morning so you wake up completely no clothes and then you find your jammies together. It's called Christmas jamming. So Marco's gonna Christmas jammy my wife. So their Christmas, cause I think he's setting that up with my girlfriend. When are you guys doing that?

That's gonna be the 25th. Oh, you're doing it on Christmas. But he's doing it early. So maybe he's gonna do it with your dank ass GF after. We'll be away on Christmas. And he was like, he came to me and he's like, look, I really wanna celebrate Christmas with your girlfriend.

And I was like, do you want me there? And he's like, no, this is like a, part of my tradition is I don't celebrate with other men. That's what I love about me, so big on tradition. Yeah. Yeah, I love that. And I was like, dude, is that, I don't know much about martial arts. So I was like, dude, is that, you know, I don't know much about martial arts. So I was like, you know, I really respect your training,

your traditions, everything about it. And so he was like, look, I really wanna, you know, do a jammie sesh with your girlfriend. Oh, that's great. So she's jamming too. It's pretty expensive. Very expensive. For Marco to jammy my wife.

It cost me a lot of money. Yeah. But JT, you have a martial arts perspective. I mean, you know obviously more about you trained MMA, you've done jiu-jitsu. So I do respect your opinion on this. Not really. But yeah, sorry.

I mean, I've never been on the mat, ever, not once. So I don't. I've been there with Marco. You've jammy? I've been on the mats with him. I know what he feels like. Really? And I know what he likes to do.

So your beef is that you think he's not training our wives properly? No, that's not my issue. I mean, I don't know. My wife's super fit, she's super happy. Yeah. Yeah. My wife, my girlfriend's glowing.

I got so many, so much DMs from people telling me back off Marco, you don't know anything and kind of threatening me. I'm not, I don't even wanna touch it because I don't even know where it came from. I don't know, I don't wanna, I don't know if Marco told them to do that. You think Marco would do something like that?

No, he would never do something like that. He would never do something like that. But what would he do? I mean, to your wives. Well, he's creative. I don't know, that's the thing. He's creative. Yeah, maybe put her in a rear naked triangle choke. Yeah, that's effective

That would be so effective Have you noticed That since your wives have started doing jujitsu with Marco that they're stronger and happier. They're happier they're More sexually satisfied. They don't know anything about jujitsu. Well before. Last time we all got dinner together,

I was like, hey, so what are you guys working on with Marco? And they were like, he just works on us. I was like, where are you guys working, like your guard? And your lady was like, it bounced off her. Well, you're an advanced jujitsu-er. Yeah. According to Marco, it takes about a year of prep

before you actually start learning moves or about your guard. Yeah, like my wife and Marco have never even actually been to the gym. Most of their sessions take place at hotel hotel. It starts in the mind. Yeah Starts takes place at like nice restaurants cool like Spots with views coffee and talking my house when I'm not there stuff like that What is happening

I can't put smile because she's so happy. Yeah. I do walk in though and every time they're like oh he's back but like. You know what Marco does that is so adorable is if I have to leave early get out of bed he's like let me let me let me take your spot keep the bed warm. What a great guy. While my girlfriend is sleeping. Of course yeah no don't wake her up. And then my dog has someone to cuddle with and then he keeps my, so to her it feels like I'm still there.

Dude, that's actually one of the things, how I knew Marco was right for my wife, is I had a ton of treats in my pocket. I was calling the dog and the dog went right up to Marco instead. I'm like, this guy, he's in charge. And that was nice. So even my dog really loves him.

Oh, you went up to Marco instead? Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, no, my dog really likes Marco even more than me. So it's so good. So good for my family. That's love too. Yeah, it's so good for my family, dude. We're gonna get Marco and he's getting in

on our joint savings account too, which is pretty cool. Oh really? Yeah, so I'm setting aside money each month, just kind of making sure Marco's set up long term now. I sold my car. Oh you did? Yeah.

Wow. Yeah. Did you sell it to Marco? Yeah, he's driving it. Did he pay you no I Just I refied at the dealership side. Oh the dealership now Like the remainder of the car which is close to 18k, but then I'm once that's paid off I'm gonna start saving for Marco. So you didn't sell your car. You gave it to Marco

What So you didn't sell your car, you gave it to Marco. What? He's driving it, you're paying it off. We just gotta take my wife places. Yeah. You guys are doing this a lot where you use different words to describe things that aren't the words you're using. Like he's training her in jiu-jitsu at a hotel room. Why wouldn't he just train them at the gym?

And then, oh, I sold my car. Actually, Marco's driving it, I'm paying for it. That's not selling a car, he took your car. It's not my business. It's not my business, but like Why would you do that? You like riding a bike yeah, he's like do this is gonna get you more fit yeah Yeah, well he's like he dropped me off at played against sports and I bought a bike

Right afterwards nice. He dropped me off at played against sports and I bought a bike Right afterwards. Nice. He dropped you off. Yeah He's done some good stuff for you too chat I didn't mean to kill the vibe no no, it's you know, it's This is all semantics Yeah, you know I'm with JT. I think you guys might be cucks. Whoa, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake. Whoa, dude. You might need to take a lap. Bro, bro.

Talking like that is a little harsh though, bro, no matter what's going on. Keep the stream going. Yes, seriously, dude. But yeah, go, go look at the skyline or something before you use words like that. That's such a rude thing to say, dude. Yeah.

Wait, is Marco Tim Kennedy? They look similar. Yeah, they have a really similar build. Yeah. Is Tim Kennedy, is that the only true thing he's ever done what Pound your wife Into the mat yeah. Yeah. No, they use stuff like that dude

They use lingo that I don't know about now Marcos Marco Like in like in jujitsu, there's like every practice has terminology like in Like I've heard them training and you know, like you see hiya and like karate or kya. Yeah. Like in jujitsu, it's always like, yeah, like that. It's like that type of training. Those are jujitsu noises. Yeah. Yeah. I'll hear that when I'm making them lunch for after their practice. I'll hear those noises. Jake, will you pull up Stockholm Syndrome, the origins of it? Do you guys know this?

No. It's a great story. I know what Stockholm Syndrome is. Do you Chad? Yeah, it's where you go to Stockholm, Sweden and then you just eat a lot of chocolate. There's that one and then there's this one right here This guy robbed a bank in Stockholm, mm-hmm and instead of just robbing he ends up taking hostages Takes four of them three gals one dude and his request is is he wants Sweden one of their biggest?

Like stars was this other bank robber who really captured the imagination of the country he was robbing banks, but he was like had a great personality and like kind of became a like the Number one everybody's talking about a guy did great interviews with like the media and stuff like that kept breaking out of jail It was just like a John Dillinger really romantic figure this other guy robs a bank, takes hostages and goes, I want him released from jail. I want him brought here. They do it. And then very quickly, the police start to notice that even when they let the hostages go to the bathroom, which is out of sight and right next to the police, the hostages go right back to the bank robbers. And the hostages start doing interviews and they're like, what's it like in there with the other three hostages? And they're like, there's not four of us,

there's six of us. They start talking about them as a collective. And then they're like, they're like, we're more afraid of the police than the robbers. And it happened like very quickly. They became totally enamored with these bank robbers. That's cool.

Yeah. with these bank robbers. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah, if you get kidnapped, people develop Stockholm syndrome. I guess I bring it up because. You wanna go to Stockholm? I feel like Marco

has turned you guys into these Swedish hostages I'm not I'm like French and German You're not French. He's Polish. Yeah You're not French How do you know because I've known you for years You've never been French before you know Marco said you you are kind of French didn't you yeah my tell you you said you should move to French Canada yeah he told me I should move to Quebec is it good a French Canada did can you According to ancestry.com You're right here's the thing is their database is a good one based on whatever is dot-coms database you're using you're that yeah

Wait say that again, so it's the database So like if the database is something then it's going to be that thing. You guys are right. I'm sorry. So you're going to sign up your life Marco. That's what we really want to get you to do here. I think you should do. I've Do you think about it did like when Marco brings a lot of his kids over Like I'll watch a lot of his kids that he just has he's got a lot our go 18 and They're super cool dude, like your kids could hang out with Marco's kid

Marco made that offer to train my wife and And I told him it would never happen, because I knew what he wanted to do. And he said, well, one way or the other, I need a payment from you. And I was like, what do you? I pay you to train me. And he said no I need different kind of payment

You have to pay the tax and that's why I have to give him all of me Once a week that's amazing. He won't take my family just all out there on the mat just going balls to the wall Dude, that's cool, man. You're probably getting in great shape because of that. Sick. That's so cool, dude. Man, I'm jealous of that. Being able to give your whole self to Marco. I have heard that. Yeah, oh, I've offered that all the time.

He's like, no, I'll take your girlfriend. Yeah. He's like, no, I'm busy, my slate's full right now. That's cool, JT. I didn't realize you were gonna hop on here and brag, dude. Oh, man. Ha, oh man. Anyways. Yeah, good talk.

Yeah. So they were beefing. Stream was beefing. Yeah? I'm glad they cleared it up. Yeah? It's cool. I think that settles that.

Anyways. I would like to apologize for my comment. You came in hot, dude. Yeah, we're not ready for that yet. You came in hot, bro. Yeah. That was a... You're lucky Marco doesn't not listen

to anything Chad and I say, so he's not gonna listen to this podcast. I knew I crossed the line when Leroy and Chad, one of our great Chatters, told me to shut up, so I am sorry to Leroy. Whoa. Whoa. Hey, dudes, police may have caught the United Health Care CEO assassin.

Whoa. Dang. This morning, someone in Western Pennsylvania notified police that a man who resembled the killer was at a McDonald's. Police detained the man and recovered a gun and silencer that matched those believed to have been used in the shooting Okay, just from a dramatic perspective. The trial is gonna be huge. Oh, yeah Do you think they'll close it though? People are gonna be outside being like no

I think they have to keep it open if it's of this much public interest, right? No, I think that a judge can rule the judge can rule like if he's like I think it taints the jury or stuff like that Like he can the judge can they can like not allow cameras in the courtroom. I think that would be too suspicious in this one. I would be surprised if they closed it, but let's see. Oh, this is the guy? Cute kid.

Why didn't he get out of the country? His face was everywhere, dude. Like the photo that they had of him, we were like, you can see his face pretty clear And they got that facial recognition shit in the airport, brother Take a picture of you every time you go through TSA now. I gotta be honest. I thought he was gonna get away with it I did too felt long enough Luigi mangy all near

Do you think that this changes Like how do you gotten away with it? that would have been better for the spirit of America to feel like you can challenge authority and power and there won't always be consequences like sometimes Doing a thing to benefit the the mass is actually You can still have your cake and eat it Like sometimes doing a thing to benefit the masses actually, you can still have your cake and eat it. Or would we have just a bunch of Batmans running around?

Yeah. Is this the road to Batman? Well, that's what I mean, it's gonna stop. Do you think this will, him getting caught will stop more Batmans? Yeah. Yeah. And if you would have gotten away with it,

there would have been more I think so for sure If there's no consequences, there has to be consequences Well, so you guys now glad he got caught Y'all think you should be able to murder somebody But you kind of flipped in the course of this I'm saying it's interesting. I think it's cool You know, it's a bank robber type thing. It is romantic. I'm buying that but the whole time I'm not Not man, you can't be assassinating people bro Whatever happens will make

Our brains believe that's what was supposed to happen Like if he would have got away with it We're like, yeah that he should have gotten away with it and then if he gets caught we're like he should have been caught. Yeah, I think I Think I Still think maybe maybe the act will kind of strike fear in the hearts of other CEOs or these corporate powers.

It's kind of already did that with all of his insider trading. Like his whole company is getting screwed now. Oh really? Yeah, all these redditors are deep diving into the company and there's so much insider trading and he killed thousands of people with denying him healthcare.

So it's really ruining the healthcare industry at the moment, I think. Yeah, I mean, I don't think, I don't think we wanna, people running around assassinating people, but. Yeah, it'd be better if the system captured this guy first. It'd be better if this guy didn't have to do that, dude. But it is, I think the idea of the common man striking

back in a way that they can maybe in the form of these Redditors doing their own kind of investigations. Maybe like like Coffee Zill. Coffee Zill is a good example of just an ordinary guy who is putting these scammers feet to the fire. Yeah, I just wonder, is there follow through on it though? There's the public shaming aspect, but does anyone get, do the businesses actually get broken up? Does the business practices change?

Yep. Would they change if there were more murders? Yeah, probably. You think so? I think something would. Yeah. You know, it's like violence. Not that I want that.

I just think it's a good motivator. Violence solves things, but it also creates a lot of other issues. That's only a temporary thing. Like you drop the hammer like in any situation someone's that fighting you Bullying whatever you whack them, but then there's gonna be fallout after that, you know, even in yourself you have guilt you have shame Feel sad. Maybe you'll you know, it's too high too low and then this is just extrapolated big time. There has been a peaceful revolution. They're called velvet revolutions. They happen.

Yeah. Yeah, Czech Republic. Also, when we vote a transfer of power every four years, that's a prescribed template for change of power. It's what our country is based on. Whoa. Marco's what our country's based on. Whoa. Marco's in chat? Whoa.

No, no, Marco doesn't, he has no smart devices. He doesn't use the internet. Yeah, Marco doesn't use the internet. We use, these guys use the internet, we use the internet, we use the internet for him. Yeah, Marco's a big no internet guy. So that's an imposter. Yep. He deals with that a lot.

Yeah Marco uses my email address for a lot of stuff. Make a lot. He's like give me your email address, your password. Netflix shit. Everything, yeah. Super cut points. That's crazy, because he uses mine too. Really, yeah. Does he watch more of yours or? He watches some pretty cool stuff. Yeah. Getting kind of jealous to be honest.

We've been going for two hours? That was fat. No, one hour. Oh, whoa. Why do I think we started at nine? Oh, dude. I have some Stockholm syndrome, dude. I know. It was pretty sick hearing that. I was like, these bank robbers must have been really cool guys. I've always said I'm pretty vulnerable to the whims of a Riz dub, dude. It's true. We love Riz dude. Yeah it's just some guy you know could be a really bad dude but if he hits me with

some witty banter I'm like dude I'm in. Then we love him. Yeah. We love him. That's me. Yeah. Yeah it doesn't take much from anybody. He's a good guy. Yeah. He's a good dude. You're a good dude. Marco's in his session right now. Yeah, dude. What else is going on? Holidays are coming up. You guys pumped?

Nah. You're not? You know, I'm not a big, I don't know. Holidays now, it's also quick between Thanksgiving and Christmas. I'm like I need to do shopping. Yeah. Maybe I'm just in an unstoked zone right now where I'm like I got a shop, I gotta fucking do this. It's always tough balancing schedules too. Like have you shifted into holidays or a chore mode? Yeah for sure. And holidays aren't about like an almost

40 year old dude without kids. It's for the kids, it's for the niece, it's not for me. What days are for almost 40 year old dudes without kids? Monday through Friday, nine to five. But that's not sick. No. Sundays, football Sunday?

Maybe football Sunday, yeah. Maybe football Sunday. I, I, I, I don't, the holidays are for me. I like that mentality. I still get gifts from Santa. Really? Yeah. That's sick.

That's fucking sick. I'm never leaving that zone. It is a great zone. And there is some cheer, like, I like the cozy decor. I do like that. I'm never leaving that zone. It is a great zone. And there is some cheer, I like the cozy decor. I do like that. I'm not like an anti-holiday. I like the smell of a wreath. I like fucking Santa, dude.

I have nieces and nephews. When the family gathers around to open presents, I'm like, I look at my mom. I sit with them and I look at my mom, I'm like, well, what about me? And she's like, yeah, your go-kart's right there. I'm like, thank God. That's sick. That's sick.

I never leave that zone. I'm never leaving that zone. I get in a robe, I wake my parents up. You know I'm like mom get up, get up, get up. You know I calm it down. I'm like dad are you up? Dad Santa came this is crazy. You know and then you know I demand pancakes in the morning

and I cry almost every Christmas because I rarely get everything I wanted and it really pisses me off. Right. Like last year I got a go-kart, I got an Xbox, I got new shoes, but I really wanted passes, like season passes to Disneyland, and I didn't get them. And I was like, oh, that's fucked up.

And you know what was cool about that? You didn't tell anybody that's what you wanted because you felt like they- No, they need to know. They should have known. They need to know. I also thought it was kind of baller that you asked for an Xbox,

but you don't really play video games. No, no, I haven't played it once Since I got it and I already have an Xbox. Yeah, cuz it's it's not the point. No The point is to you care enough about me to get it even though you don't think maybe I would ever play it The point is never lose your inner child. Yeah. And that's, I hold on to that dearly. And you know, my brother's like, what are you gonna get your niece and nephew for Christmas? Such a rude question.

Yeah, I'm like, well, what is Santa gonna get them? Exactly, that's Santa's job. Fuck face. What am I gonna get them? I don't get gifts, I receive. Dude, you're changing my whole holiday perspective right now. Santa is the one who's gonna do it. And so if Santa doesn't get my niece a gift,

means she was bad. So I'll just have to tell her that. Crystal's be like, hey, look, you're eight. Santa should have brought you that. You're bad if he didn't. Toss her a bag of coal. You're bad if you didn't. It's not my job. Toss her a bag of coal. Toss her a bag of coal.

Yeah. Have that on the red, like have that ready. We use propane, so I'll probably just give her a propane tank. It'll be like, it's basically the same thing. Figure it out. You get it. It's modern.

I yelled at my son. You did? And I was like, we were at like a little Christmas German downtown thing yesterday. He wanted this Winnie the Pooh doll and I was like, buy it. And I was like, why don't you buy me something too? Yeah.

And he was like, he can't really talk yet, you know, he was like, da, wha. I was like, oh, okay. So now you're not accountable because you don't like, you're not able to articulate words. Yeah. accountable because you don't like you're not able to articulate words yeah well then maybe you're not at a point where i need to you know be that guy for you right dude great call and he's what 16 months exactly that's you need to be telling him that yeah i hope you also shamed him a little bit for liking winnie the pooh it's like yeah it's not a questionable taste i know there was like trucks and like baseball bats and he was like the Winnie the Pooh doll.

Oh dude. Dude, there's all these toys of modern masculine industry and he chose a fucking pooh doll? Dude. Dude, I'm kind of mad. Nip that in the bud right now. Should we call your son right now on the podcast? I've been on top of it.

I've been playing audio books of Henry Ford. Oh nice. Yeah. Good. Have you been showing him books of Henry Ford. Oh, nice. Yeah. Good. Have you been showing him streams of Dana White gambling? Yeah, I just show him Dana White giving crypto as bonuses to the power slappers. Good call, dude.

Nothing better than a crypto bonus. I mean, you can take that right to the convenience store and cash it in. Dude, if I had a kid, I'd really want like a Jake Paul, like being the next Mr. Rogers. Like, you know, coming home. I love that, dude. Power slamming his, you know,

Jake's word cuck neighbor or something like that. I love that, dude. You know, taking, and then just being shirts off in his house and just, you know, gambling, making sick prank videos, pranking, you know, maybe socking someone or, you know, filming people at work. I think that'd be cool.

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I fucking... All right, earmuffs, Strider. So, Skeda-ish long, Skeda-ish long, G2 is sick. Nah, dude, Gladiator 2 sucked. It was a very, very mid to bad movie. The lead, Paul Mezcal, couldn't do it. Doesn't live up to the lead Paul Mescal couldn't do it doesn't live up to the name Mescal he was he's good and like sad like sad boy stuff he did not have the masculine magnetism to replace Maximus I didn't believe for a second that this guy could take on anyone in the Coliseum and also he didn't even

have to take on that many people It was all animals. What the hell was that? They were like, hey in number one There was that great one with the tiger everyone remembers that they're like, so how about we do one with monkeys? One monkey rhinos and one with sharks. The monkeys really pissed me off cuz I'm like, what is this and also? He can't take a monkey. A monkey would fuck him up. He wasn't that great. That's true.

And he wasn't that great. In the end, they've got Denzel is like the kind of Machiavellian bad guy who's like power brokering everything through his, you know, smarts. And then in the end, he's the guy he fights. Denzel's 70. And he's getting his ass rocked by Denzel. I'm like, he can't beat up a 70 year old man?

This is our hero? And his driving, you know, his driving motivation is to kill Pedro Pascal, right? He gets in the call scene with Pedro and Pedro's like, I knew your father. He's like, oh, you're a good dude. Flips instantly. You're a good dude, nevermind.

Pedro was good. Pascal was the only one I thought crushed it. And then it had so many, it had good storylines. There was a thousand storylines. It should have been a 20 hour movie with how many different threads they were trying to pull together. The Emperor's horrible.

Whack. The kid from White Lotus, I was like, what are you even doing in here, bro? Yeah. It was, even like the first half of the movie, I'm like, it's literally like, like scene for scene the same as Gladiator One.

I'm like, you guys couldn't come up with anything else? Without the right, like, connective tissue too. It was just like, it was just all the dramatic lines from one, but without any of the good stories, it good stories just like I will never bow to you And you're like, what are you even talking about? You just met this guy. Yeah, like you don't even have a relationship yet He's like you are not the one to lead me. He loses his wife early on. I'm like, I didn't feel any

You see Russell in the first one where he's like, he sees his- Kisses the foot. He holds the foot. You feel it. He did not feel it. And they made her a warrior and it was all like just so tacked on. Yeah, it sucked. If you like it, you have terrible taste in movies.

If you like it, you think you know about movies, but you don't. It's the ultimate, oh, this is a good movie. If you say that, I know you don't know what good movies are. Is, are movies just screwed? There's some good ones this year. Enora?

Enora was good, Heretic was good. I'm not pretentious, you're just dumb. I'm talking to a guy in the chat. That's what people always say, you're pretentious. It's like, yeah, well, sometimes people just know more than you. You gonna see Nosferatu? No. What's that?

They're redoing Nosferatu, I think this year. Think around the holidays. What's with all these re-dos? It's Hollywood, dude. That's how they always do it. And it's the same guy that did like Lighthouse and Northman. Northman was pretty bad. Eggers? Yeah, Eggers.

Oh, I saw the trailer for this. Dude, I have a complaint about this. The trailer's way too loud. Oh really? It was oppressive. I was dying in the theater. It was like, and like quick cuts like,

but dude, Anora, that movie's pretty good. I wanna see that. And dude, Chad said one of the smartest things, when we were shooting, we were shooting some man on the street stuff, and Chad goes, dude, we were talking about how everything is just spectacle now, you know? Which is what Gladiator's supposed to be about,

but they did a shitty job commenting on it. Like the next great standup special's just gonna be a guy walking on stage with just a huge dick. He's just gonna have his huge penis out and everyone's like, whoa! Yes, yes, that's my special. And then we're all gonna be penis out and everyone's like whoa. Yes, yes. That's my special. And then we're all gonna be at home.

That'd be awesome, I watch that. Then everyone's gonna be at home like, like ask me, and we're like, man I don't have a big dick, I'm done, I'm screwed. Exactly, oh dude this is the era of big dick comics dude. But, like you said Chad, story is dead. Like it's all just spectacle and hit right now, right? Like story's kind of passe.

Well, you go ahead. No, you go. Well, that's why, you know, you think of like what's hot right now, horror movies are hot right now. And that's cause they capture your attention. Cause you have to watch. It's like, you can't be distracted cause they're scary. It's always stimulating you, I think.

Gets into that reptile brain good. Yeah Yeah, I think in or is like that because it's it's the simplest story It's like a two-hour 40-minute movie. The story is super simple like there's a 30 minute part where they're just driving around looking for someone and not a lot of like Plot changes are happening, but it's like a beautiful spectacle like it takes place in this massive strip club in the beginning and just the camera floating around. And I think he shot it at a real strip club and they like built in the blocking there

because it's the guy who does all those realistic movies, Sean Baker, like he did a like Red Rocket and stuff. It feels incredible. Like it's really exciting and like hedonistic, this movie, it's really good. This was like the movie where I was like, oh, people can still figure out how to do it now. But part of it was he kept the story very, very simple.

Yeah. Keep it simple. And then Wicked, Wicked's kind of like that too, right? Just like huge, I haven't seen it yet, but just like it's massive spectacle. I'm obsessed with the word spectacle right now. Well, it's like you watch 70s movies now. They move so slow and it's a-

Grimy atmospheric stuff. Yeah, I mean, you just, late night, I wanna watch late night with the devil. I gotta see Wicked, I haven't seen it yet. But I've been singing this song. I think they did a better job on the song. Cynthia Averio and Ariana Grande. Have you guys seen the hilarious clip of them on TikTok

about holding space? Oh yeah, bro, it's amazing, dude. In their interview, they're all like crying and shit. It's so funny. We, yeah, holding space, it's so funny. Jake, I hope, I forgive you for what you said so earlier. So I hope you're not staying quiet. Jake, I'll ask Marco,

and then if he says I can forgive you, I will. Oh no, yeah, it's all good. Honestly, it's up to Marco though. I spoke out of turn, I didn't realize that you guys are not that. But it's all good with me, it's just gonna depend what Marco says. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean you guys got something going on that I'm just not aware of. Yeah. And you know, once I see it, I'll be on your side. Jake, I'm with you, but we gotta go easy with these guys. Gotta get them there slowly. I mean, Strider, can you believe this jealousy? It's you know exactly I didn't want to look I'm capable of jealous. It's not

because of but it's not because of Marco piping your gals that I'm jealous. You know piping is a move. Sorry. He does this move called piping. Yeah I've heard about that. I don't know what it is or what it looks like, but yeah. Yeah, Jake, we're all good now. Pending Marco's approval, but I just didn't want you to be down, because we came at you pretty hard for speaking out of turn. Yeah, just tell Marco I'm sorry,

and that language won't be used again. I'll just call you guys. What do you want me to call you guys? Like friends, you you guys like friends? You know like partners Partners what mark what how so like rolling partners jujitsu partner. Yeah rolling partner. Yeah. Yeah, rolling mark is my wife's rolling partner Yeah, yeah, that's exactly. All right, perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. That's perfect. Wait, uh, Jay Can you can you play this clip? I? Texted to you?

That's really powerful. That's why I wanted it. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I didn't know that was happening. That feels like a sketch. Yeah, I know. That's insane.

I think they're being like self-aware about it now, but it's so funny. It's so good, dude Ariana just Doing the finger hold she's talented. Did you see her impressions of other artists? Yeah, bro Does that make her hotter? She's so dainty to me. Right. She seems like a 15 year old. Oh yeah.

Like a perpetual. Oh sorry, it's a bad word. Oh yeah, yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah. She's like, hi, I'm Ariana Grande and I like to eat McDonald's. Or maybe she doesn't like to eat McDonald's. No she doesn't. She needs to eat McDonald's. Her name is, she doesn't like to eat McDonald's. No, she does.

She needs to eat McDonald's, man. Her and that assassin need to get a fricking number nine meal and split two cheeseburgers, man. Why? Dude, so they can put on some weight, dude, and then maybe she can fricking distract the po-po with her talent, dude, sing a song, and then he just escapes, dude.

Yeah, you like a beef house, dude. Yeah. And you know what? I'd like to move in, I'm the same way. Dude, for sure. I like a tank. Yeah, if you guys were going away for a long time, what's the last meal that you'd eat? S. Yeah.

All right. Just give me a nice B-hole, dude. Took the word right out of my mouth, dude. Dude, probably some ass with some Chick-fil-A freakin' Polynesian sauce on there to eat. I'd probably intermittent fast before I died. Oh, that's a good call. I would get in ketosis.

Yeah, so I'd be feeling good and I don't wanna look bloated in any of the video. Yeah, and for your interview, that's a good call. What would you eat, Jake? Probably what I would do is do like a Rishi mushroom tea after a good lift So I'd really wake up focused wouldn't have that caffeine and withdraw hangover But still get the energy I need it for a fucking good lift before I got killed. That's right carnivore died

I just do meat maybe with a little bit of syrup on it. Yeah. Oh, yeah good call probably elk probably something lean Uh something hopefully it's not too gamey for my last meal, but even if it is, I'll down it. Do legs, get killed. Jake, what would you eat? Probably a nice steak. I'm a steak guy. Like a bison steak though, or a regular cow steak? Some USDA approved.

No, dude. Whoa, dude. How? You never go to the drug administration. The government's gonna tell you what to eat? That was a huge mistake. You're gonna listen to the government, dude? Jake, I think you should just stop talking

about these institutions. That's gonna get you in trouble. This episode is making you look like. Probably destroy your bloodline for real, man. So lame, bro. You're just already riddled with disease, dude. You want your cigarette prepared medium? Jake, oh my God.

The pathogens and parasites in you, dude, are just disgusting. Dude, that's so bad for your gut flora and fauna. You're such a beta cuck, dude, to do that. Honestly, yeah, dude, I don't wanna say it, but dude, seriously, dude, probably so many dudes ply your wife if you eat like that. You can't be a man if you eat that, dude.

Wow, dude. Yeah, dude, wow. Dude, MomLem says I need a bowl of ice cream on a bear ass. That's what I'm talking about, MomLim. That's legit, dude. Dude, if we live in an era of warlords, do you guys feel like you are a warlord or do you think you're more of like a fiefdom guy?

Probably a lord, dude. I'd get a fucking robe, dude, cruise up in a fucking Jeep with no roof on it, take everyone's rice and water dude. Just fucking just post up dude. Yeah wear a linen suit, some aviators and then go attack. That's a good warlord aesthetic dude. No that's a good aesthetic. What about you JT? Yeah. Yeah good call. Oh also uh. I just love chaos, you know? That's my thing is like people get scared when gnarly shit happens and I just kind of love it because I'm like good, you know?

Enough is enough, it's time we shake it up. What are we a bunch of like hamsters and neckties meant to be in freaking our Ford focuses on the freeway? How about we actually focus on our bodies in our diet people are so disconnected They were exactly people are more and we're more here. We have the most technology around us ever yet We're the most unplugged we need to go to meetings with like-minded jacked male dudes Fucking you know and eat just organic and then mastermind. Can I be serious to you for a second, dude? I wasn't surprised to see Andy Elliott is in trouble

for misrepresenting his business and for taking advantage of people who give him money. Wait, what? I think you guys are personally responsible for helping to build up his just a brand. Wait. Like his healthcare brand? All of them.

Oh, Andy Elliott, Andy Elliott, the fucking guy. Oh yeah, oh dude. Yeah, man. Cause you guys are always talking about him. You're always got the videos. I mean, I did pay him money to hang out one on one. How's it feel though to know that now he's been outed as a charlatan?

By who, by who? A guy gave him 20K and Andy Elliott didn't even give him 10 seconds of coaching. Oh, and you believe this guy? I'm not saying I believe it. People always come after the dude on top. Yeah. People always come after the dude on top.

He's your warlord. Andy is my warlord. Yeah, dude, and guess what? You gotta hike freaking Everest to get to the top of the mountain that Andy fuckin' does squats on. You gonna take Ish with that? I am, yeah. He's goin' down.

By who? By who? By some Redditor named, you know, dinkdank69? It's all comin' out, dude. Dude, dude, dude. Here's the thing, dude. Andy, here, you wanna hang out with me and Andy this weekend? You're not gonna, he's not hangin' out with you.

Yeah, we are, dude. We're meeting at my dad's house and he's gonna show me how to pin my dad and then make a sale. I'm gonna pin my dad on the phone while I'm calling a local Subaru dealership and I'm gonna get the price I want and my dad to say he loves me.

Hey you put him on top man, keep him there. It behooves you, you're a behoover. Just to touch on last week's episode, Strider, when you hear a moose knuckle, what do you think? You know what's so funny? It was the first thing I read in chat right now. I don't know what a moose knuckle is.

Is that like a fucking like a? It's a penis. Is it just a bulge in your winter? But in the Midwest, they call vagina penis. Well, so I got like 10 DMs of people You know on my side telling me that a moose knuckle is a vagina. Oh you like that, huh? I think yeah, I think at this point it solidified my choice that it was a good pick like it was it was a really good pick and One guy only one

Said that I won so thank you to that one guy. You did, you have a deast list. Dude, it was crazy. My lady agreed that Hatchet Wound isn't as gnarly as beef lips. You know, I think we learned is that it's a self-esteem thing, or it's an insecurity amongst ladies because they don't wanna have beef curtains.

It's like saying that you have a small dink, basically. Yeah, there's no cultural negatives with hatchet wound. No. They're like, that's fine, I'll have a hatchet wound. But if you're like, you got beef curtains, they're like, that could really hurt me socially. I think girls got made fun of a lot for, or like guys in high school or middle school would be like,

I bet she has beef curtains. So that's why, we found it bro? Yeah for since we've been doing small dong awareness people have been like what's the lady version? Yeah, it's beef curtains Yeah, I love beef. I love them too. That's why I kept trying to tell me I was like I like beef curtains I've never been a hater. I love a big full vagina Yeah, I think we got to go public and start defending the beef curtains dude I love that and we might have to find a new way to describe it. What would we rename beef curtains

to make it more of a positive thing? Fat labia. Yeah. Look, that's what we're going for, but we need something more marketable, something more snappy, something that's like- I kind of agree. Something that rings like, hey.

I think you were doing the beef, you beef curtain it again. Yeah, yeah. Whoa, babe, you got a fat labia. Yeah, yeah. Whoa, babe, you got a fat lady. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What about a robust pussy? Robust, no. No, I don't think girls like pussy.

No, they don't like that. Oh, Juicy Couture's. Yeah. Oh. Thank you, Major Beef Lord. That's pretty nice, Major Beef Lord. The Beef Lord comes through Juicy Couture's. Dude, that could be, all right, hey ladies. But isn't it a branding issue? Is that a branding issue though? No, it's it works baby loves girls. If you got juicy coutures

We support you. We defend you. We think it's beautiful. We're here to remake it Remake the idea of it into something positive. I love that I like it, but he did Chad had a list and then we called Kennedy to see which list she liked the most all Anonymous she picked Chad's list. It was sad That's fucking love. Isn't that love? Dude, let's pull up Love wizard sleeve wizard sleeve is great. She loved punta Was Kevin's list terrible what he say first he was really bad at it Very robotic. He did like pussy and vagina or I mean

Kevin imploded small Shmold it. He imploded last pod. Shmold. I did beef, Kearns, Beaver, Punani, Box and Furburger. Jake, are you gonna make a grid of this post? I don't know, Kevin's list is pretty chalk. That's what I mean, it's straight down the middle. What?

Wait, what's that word? Chalk is just like, you never heard that? It's just on the board. Oh, it's that word? Chalk is just like, you never heard that? It's just on the board. Oh, it's like sports stuff. Yeah. Pretty chalk. Dude. You sound like a foreigner.

It's a poonanny box for a burger. JT's nice. Beef curtain's first though, wow. Poontang, yes. Hatchetwound Savage. Wizard's Creed. See, Hatchetwound freaks out dudes but not gals. I get deep in there.

But JJ I like it. Canal. Chalk. Canal. Chalk. Yeah pink taco yeah. I don't like Cum Dumpster because it's more about the guy then. Agreed I don't like that either.

Yeah that was always derogatory. It's derogatory. We're trying to celebrate the woman here. We're celebrating the guy then. Agreed, I don't like that either. Yeah, that was always, it was always derogatory. It's derogatory. We're trying to celebrate the woman here. We're celebrating the woman, exactly. Although, no, I shouldn't say it. If you called a penis a pussy inserter, that'd be kinda cool. I'd be like, you might wanna cut this,

but if someone was like, she's a cum dumpster, I'd be like, tell me more. Don't cut that, that's right on. I was talking about, I had a crush on this girl in high school, she was beautiful. One time we were at the beach and it's like, I don't know how this happened, but this beach rat kid, like little grum, not cool,

but like tons of gonads on him, just went up to her and was like, hey, I'll pay you a dollar to blow me. And she's like, okay. And she did it. And it was really intense. And then like the guy I was talking to about it was like, did you like really judge her after that? I was like, no, I wish I had offered her. She went And then the guy I was talking to about it was like, did you really judge her after that? I was like, no, I wish I had offered her.

She went off with the guy? Yeah, I was like, I wish I had offered her slightly more cash. Whoa. I was actually very intimidated by her afterwards because I was like, oh my God. And I think that's kind of what she was going for is to shock everybody.

Yeah. But yeah, that kid made an educated move doing that. Do you guys want to end on Jeopardy? I got a big Jeopardy board if you're down. Down, dude. Yeah, for sure. I need to cruise out soon, make maps late. All right, cool. You got a flight, baby.

I have a big board, so you guys wanna play first to five answers right wins? That sounds right. And I have five different categories. Pop culture, American history, science, literature, and world capitals. Yeah, I mean these guys are done. This is great. Yeah, I'll go with American history. All right, American history. This purchase doubled the size. Beep! The Louisiana, What is the Louisiana purchase?

Correct. Nice dude. Beast. Sco. Shrider pick a category. Oh, let's do... Capitals. Capitals? Alright.

World capitals, right? World capitals. Alright. Canabara is the capital of this country. Whoa. Oh, damn. Guess I can't hate to throw out a guess. Beep.

15. What is Aruba? No, but it does start with an A. Whoa. Wow. Well, you guys aren't gonna get it, I don't think. Beep. Chad? What is Argentina? No. Beep might as well guess what is Angola? Nope. What is Australia? Whoa dude

that's a capital of Australia? Canabara yeah. I'll show you a can of sorry Australians. Oh, dude. No, you're it's it's Canberra And it's spelled C a n Be rra Canberra if he would have said Canberra We all would have got it. You made it sound Spanish yeah Maybe that's a name for meat curtains, dude. It's Cumbra.

The Canabara. It's a three hour draw. Chad, pick a category. What are the categories? Science, American history, world capitals, pop culture. Pop culture. And literature.

You wanna go pop culture? Pop culture's a good one. This streaming service is known for Stranger Things and The Crown. What is Netflix? Correct. Nice dude, I wasn't listening dude. JT distracted me with a very thought provoking question.

One JT, one Chad, zero Strider. Back to you JT. I'll go with Pop Culture. Pop Culture, all right. Oh wait no, what were the other categories? American History, Science, World Capitals, or or literature. Let's go literature literature. All right This epic poem by Homer beep Dan there's two but I'm gonna go with the Odyssey wrong

Both beat at the same time maybe rock-paper-scissors What is the Iliad wrong whoa wait no that's right I'm sorry yeah it's it's are you sure epic poem bro you sure it's not the Odyssey no it's what this epic poem by Homer is about the fall of Troy yeah yeah bro it was a friggin Odyssey finding that answer did Take you just got ether did Can't believe you chose Ilya dude, why you getting all click Jake whose side are you on Kendrick or Andrew Schultz? I Honestly haven't really looked too much into it lies. I. I really haven't. I honestly the whole, I'm on Drake's side. You love Drake. I do love Drake and I do think that like.

So is the enemy of your enemy your friend? So I'd be on Schultz's side, your side? Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I think he probably crossed the line saying some things, but he is also a comedian who can pretty much say whatever he wants to the most part. I don't know. I think he probably crossed the line saying some things, but he is also a comedian who can pretty much say whatever he wants to the most part. I don't know.

I don't really know exactly what he said. Someone said that it was something about like, raping him in prison. Yeah. Yeah, which is like, I don't really wanna like think about rape. So I don't know. I haven't really thought too much into it.

I'm on 50 cents side. He's the man. You're reading his book, right? I read his book, yeah. Was it awesome, dude I got the heart of a hustler now Back to Strider, okay pop culture history science. Let's go science women done that. Yeah, let's do science The study of life is known as. What is biology? Correct.

Three JT zero Strider one Chad. He's cleaning it up, dude. Science science again. Newton is famous. Oh, there's got a difference. He's got a few. He's got a few. Yeah. And Jake's gonna get clever on you.

What is gravity? Do you know what the law is called? What is Newtonian physics? No, but I'll give it to you. No, no, no, finish the question. All right. He's up three, we need to get clever here. Come on.

Newton is famous for this law of motion. Nope, that's not it. Beep, inertia. No. Fuck. Beep. Yeah. Yeah, wait? Sorry, go ahead. What is velocity?

No. Is it what is an object in motion remains in motion? Is that what you're talking about? No, it's the actual name of the law and JT had it right with gravity, but the law is called the law of universal gravitation. Yeah, I don't know, dude. So you guys want to give him that? I mean, we should give it to him.

Chad's got to leave pretty soon here, so it counts. Yeah, I think he should. He gets it. He gets it. He gets it. He gets it. He gets it. He gets it.

He gets it. He gets it. He gets it. He gets it. He gets it. He gets it. He gets it. called the law of universal gravitation. Yeah, I don't know, dude. So you guys wanna give him that? I mean, we should give it to him. Chad's gotta leave pretty soon here, so it counts. Yeah, I think he should. He gets it, he gets it. I think he should, I'm not even just being a cunt

because it goes to me. If it was going to you guys, I would totally support you guys getting that point. I support you getting it. All right. You fool. I think it's Chad to pick a category. Pop culture, American. Oh, I just picked this GT. Oh GT. Yeah, so I'm gonna go with the pop culture American history

They're two different categories. All right science then All right This planet is known as the red beep. What is Mars? Nice Torch us, dude. Dude, the way I hit that last beep, dude, that was Torch. Chad's pissed. Yeah. I think you're closer to Jake audio. I ought to.

It's easier to hear him. Yeah, probably. It has to. That's why I sit here, though. I have to hear him through the wall. It travels directly to you But you know how like you know how like I mouth when people are talking because I'm trying to predict what their words are gonna Be yeah, like I'm just smart true. No Yeah, do what if I hugged my fucking new big-ass iPhone at you dude, how about how about what is Uranus?

Yeah, how about I put my Venus in your freaking fucking mouth, dude, and I come. Nice, dude. Yeah, yeah, that was nice. Couldn't even come up with the planet. Yeah, I don't need a planet to fuck you, dude. All I need is my fucking dick. Dude, this is, I was telling Chad,

when I went to get this phone, my phone broke, and I go to Verizon, I'm still on my family plan, and they're like, hey, we have to text someone in your family to open it all up like I text my mom and then they're you got a caller to get the number and I call her and My mom is hammered What time of day it was Sunday? It was like six. Yeah, and she was with family was right after Thanksgiving It was a good time to be hammered chill. But uh, I'm like, hey mom, I need you to give me this. I call her from a landline of her as I'm like,

I need you to give me this number code so I can open up my phone and get a new one. And she just goes, this isn't my son. And I go, mom, it's me. Come on, just give me the code. And she goes, no, I know who my son is. This isn't my son. Amazing dude. And I go, ask me questions. She's like, where'd you go to school? I'm like, I went who my son is. This isn't my son. Amazing.

I go, ask me questions. She's like, where did you go to school? I'm like, I went to Valencia Elementary. Then I went to St. Ann's. Then I went to Santa Margarita. Then I got kicked out. Then I went to J. Sarah. Then I went to a bunch of junior colleges.

Then I went to film school. And then I finally graduated from Loyola Marymount when I was like 26 years old. And then my mom just goes, no. And dude, I'm yelling. I'm like, I'm like, dude, I'm like, Mom, it's me. She's like, what was my father's name? I'm like Antonio his initials like we're war like and then she's like, no, it's not you and then I'm like mom

Do not hang up the phone. I'm like screaming in this Verizon store in front of this lady mom hangs up. I Call her back and I'm like mom do not hang up the phone. It's me and she goes, okay now It's you you had to get angry. You had to get angry. I had to get angry Yeah, later and then I'm like, she's like but it wasn't you before she wouldn't let it go She's like it wasn't you before and then I'm like then who wasn't and why would it be me now? And there was just no point amazing dude was the Verizon guy listing being like just waiting for the code They were just there's just a lady and she's just sitting there and I'm sorry I was screaming at my mom in front of you. She's like I just don't even care. Yeah, exactly. I see that every day

Okay, I got around legend bro. Have a safe flight J's like, I see that every day. Okay, I gotta run. Legend bro, have a safe flight. JT, congrats on the dub dude, and getting first in fantasy. But we'll see if you get a ring this year. Cause big boy might make the playoffs. Yeah, congrats to you two for crying every week in the group thread about how you're gonna lose

even though you're in the playoffs now. A lot of averages. Actually, it's not guaranteed. I still might not get in. Shut up, dude! I might not. You're in! If odds are I'll make it.

Oh my God, dude. Dude, if you win the championship after crying all season, that's brutal. That's giving it to us both ways. Later dudes. If you need advice, these guys are really nice. ways later dudes Have friends beside you Going free Going free That's the theme of going free

At the end of the day, too