Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 377 - DRAFT - Best Rock Songs Ever with Carmen Christopher
Episode Date: February 6, 2025Today we are joined by the Legend Carmen Christopher and Strider Wilson to draft - The best rock songs ever. In this snake draft, each bro will make 5 selections and will give a dank reasoning behind ...each one to get the judges approval. Today we have a LIVE chat voting and we also call Mr. Cream aka Aaron. LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW ON WHO YOU THINK WON!! We are live streaming a Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour! WE JUST ADDED BRAND NEW cities for 2025!Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Here is the Total Draft Standings: (s/o HandA on reddit)Chad: 8 wins JT: 9 wins Strider: 9 wins Chris Parr: 9 winsBrad Fuller: 1 win (The Ultimate Champ)Joe Marrese: 0 wins (THE PEOPLES CHAMP)Kevin Fard: 0 winsRob Huebel: Going for first dub today! Thanks to Our Sponsors: HomeChef - Best Meal KITS! Get 18 free meals plus free dessert when going to https://www.homechef.com/godeep HIMS - Take care of your hair loss . Get a free online consult TODAY! https://www.hims.com/godeep MagicMind, Easy Rider, Botanic Tonics
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What's going on Stokers of Stoke Nation? This is Chad Kroger coming in with the Going Deep
with Chad JT podcast. I'm here with my compadre Jean Thomas. Boom clap Stokers. And we got
the friggin',
let's go T-Dart Tyrant, just classic Strider Wilson. What up, dude?
I love going down on my wife.
Beautiful.
And then we got Carmen Christopher, welcome to the pod.
Thanks for having me, big fan.
Listen to the draft of Action Stars.
I'm ready to go today.
Well, dude, that's a controversial draft. That's where Jake the Closest came off. Oh, I mean that's a That's a controversial draft. That's where
Okay, my
That might be the most controversial draft in history. What would you?
I got about 45 minutes in and that's a long that's a long time because I started yesterday
It's like an hour and 40 minutes pot. Yeah, but the Sylvester Stallone
Yeah, he started talking shit about him in round one and then drafted somebody. I heard that
I thought it was kind of fun
I thought it was fun that there was a dynamic that you guys had to argue about so I'm all about it
Nice, that's that's where we have fun. There's no
Things are in the gray area. It's up to your own interpretation. We're gonna judge each other in real time. It's gonna be crazy
It's gonna be nuts and this is fun, we're doing, well I don't wanna.
Rock songs.
Rock songs.
Well we're drafting best rock songs of all time.
And this is exciting for me because I would say
that I'm more into hip hop and rap,
but I love all music, I really do.
Oh, interesting.
But that's just kind of what, but when I, that's all I'll say.
Well so maybe then
Just to give us a taste of that. What do you think is the best hip-hop song of all time? I was thinking that yesterday and it's such an impossible thing. Uh, I mean I was you know,
I'm thinking of the best rappers. I'm thinking of Biggie and I'm thinking of Kendrick and I'm like
what are their best songs and um, dude the best hip-hop song of all time might be Juicy.
and um Dude the best hip-hop song of all time might be Juicy
Taurius big oh, this is a great song like it's because it's like it's just it is like it tells a good story
It's classic you put it on anytime, and it's biggie and biggie might be the best rapper ever
I go with that. It's good. But I that's just quick thinking
I if I really sat down and thought about it, and so mood based like I'm looking at this list and I'm like
Just trying to compile a list and I'm like depending on what mood I'm in
I think this song is so much better than this song. Yeah, it's just so tough. There's so there's so many good
Yeah, there's so much good shit out there you guys
Music's great. How many people are fucking in here? A couple hundred.
Are these people live?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, go check out my s- oh wait it's not.
No plug it out.
Plug it.
I got a special called Carmen Christopher live from the Windy City.
It'll be on YouTube for free February 3rd.
But if you want to spend six bucks you can watch it on Veep's now.
I'm not fucking around this thing is gonna change your life.
Let's go. Dude, good your life. Let's plug bro
Let's go. Are you from Chicago?
born and raised in Chicago
Whole life then lived in New York for seven years and now I'm out here in Hollywood baby hanging with the dogs
How do you feel about the Ben Johnson hire I'm so stoked I think it's like I
Think it's like we haven't had a good coach since
Lovey Smith and now we got a guy. Do you ever worry that the like just the organization is so
rotten that no one can thrive there? Yeah but it's it's changing. We got this president Kevin Warren
who's a big businessman and they brought in Ryan Poles who was the GM of the Chiefs who drafted
Patrick Mahomes and we had some bad hiring with the coaches that were?
You know Iber Fluse and Shane Waldron that was bad, but this is the start of a new thing
They made the right move last year got Caleb Williams. They made a good move this year got Ben Johnson
I know it's controversial people like Jayden Daniels. Sorry for everybody that doesn't like wait your fans definitely like football, right? Yeah
Yeah, yeah, okay, so Jayden Daniels is good, but I like Caleb and I've been Johnson. It's one step at a time. We're building. I'm hold. I'm pumped
This it was a good quarterback draft class. I think Kayla's with Caleb's legit dude. You watch him
You're like this guy he can sling it you can extend playing it 20 touchdown six interceptions 3,500 yards good numbers
He's like he has the personality of a tennis player
haha interesting what does that mean?
like a little too like to himself maybe moody idiosyncratic
who said that?
bill simmons
bill simmons can get fucked
oh that's jt's boy
is bill simmons listening?
do me a favor buddy go in your bathroom and fuck yourself.
Spoken like a true Bears fan, I love that dude, I love that.
Alright, well let's get into the draft so to figure out the order we do odds or evens.
You know how to play that?
I don't.
You just throw out a one or a two.
Sick.
Okay.
One, two, three, shoot!
Okay, okay.
Be a little faster.
One, two, three, shoot! I'm already fucking up. Oh, fuck. You know what I mean? Does that mean you're first? shoot Be a little faster one two three shoot
No, I'm last oh sick, I love it. It's snake draft. I don't want to go first I don't want to go for I want to go first you do I want you to get it all right one two three shoot
Damn one two three shoot. Oh
No, all right paper rock scissors. I just settle the first paper scissors shoot. Yeah, you call it you call it
Yeah, you call it rock paper scissors shoot. Yes, I'm a curse
Fuck your first night. You got the first pick dude. Dude. This is actually fucking glad you know what direction
Bro, I'm nervous, but I'm also like
Out the gate gate this is controversial well maybe it's
not maybe it's not I'm just gonna do it you're ready big bopper song aren't you
dude no you guys ready Nirvana smells like teen spirit because it's not like
traditional like pull some sugar on me, like that type of shit.
This is like alternative rock.
It's not anthemic. It's more like,
Yeah.
Sad.
It is, but it's, every time like,
But it has thrust.
Dude, I was at a bar, I forgot where I was at.
I think I was in Austin and they were playing it
on the big screen at a bar outdoors.
And it was like a younger crowd there, like people in their 20s and shit.
And.
I don't know why it just it feels like it's timeless.
It came out, I'm like, this feels like it fits with this group of people
that is here, and I just stopped and I was just watching the whole video.
And I was like, this is the coolest song.
This is the coolest video. Yep, Kurt Cobain rules
That's fucking rock and I mean it never gets old when you hear you got a stop in Jim
Always yeah, and it changed the zeitgeist right like before that it was like hair metal and like kind of like
Guns and roses style music and then Nirvana came and it was like no it's gonna be this now. It's like cool
Yeah, yeah put Seattle on the man and in and was like, no, it's going to be this now. It's like cool. Yeah.
Put Seattle on the map.
Yeah, grunge is bad.
And it still rocks, dude.
When they hit, like it still has the heavy chords
and it has like the stuff you want.
Totally.
Can we play it real quick, Jake?
Hell yeah.
You guys have headphones on?
It's a headphone.
Somebody said horrible number one pick.
Hey, guess what, dude?
You can go in that bathroom with Bill Simmons and fuck yourself.
Hahaha
Yeah bro.
This fucking...
I mean it bangs. Yeah, it rips it bangs
His first sentence has gun in it that's pretty rough did that did that little baby
Sue later in life for showing his hog. Yeah, he did. Oh, yeah, did he win?
For showing his hog yeah, he did oh yeah, did he win?
It's a great cover for an album he sued for that $1. He's like give me that yeah kind of a metaphor He's always been chasing dot. He's always been chasing a buck. Yeah kid all right well
That's a good first pick to great first pick bro. I'm a classic who's up second strider second
You know dude can I just say something real quick? Yeah, of course, dude
I honestly just real quick. I honestly I really like that song
But I don't necessarily think it's the best rock song on time, but I just wanted it
I wanted it to be number one you're making that's what you do in this. It's tough. Thank you for this
I mean this draft top rock songs. You You gotta go with personal taste. I think
Really? I dig that. I think so. Yeah. All right. Well, then I might take that from you. Interesting.
Okay
You know what you walk out to? What's up? You don't think I know what you walk out to?
Cry for you by September
Okay, dude, I'm so nervous, dude.
There's a few ways to go here.
Man.
Look, you know, people call me old head Chris.
They go, you know, Strider, he thinks in the past, he lives in the past.
He's a history. He's got a history.
He's dank, you know, but this is an iconic song.
And it's something that if you're history is dank, you know, but this is an iconic song.
And it's something that if you're, this was the moment when you texted what we were picking,
it's the song that popped into my dome.
And it's, this song has levels to it.
It's long, but it's amazing.
And it does rip hard and it has some of the,
it has all the notes and it has an iconic movie scene
I'm gonna go with Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
I did not see that coming. It's got the head bobbing that you want
Dan and and and and and it's Freddie Mercury. I mean all-time front man singing it and
it like
Yeah, I mean, it's just a fucking
It just has like and if you look at these lists of songs if you look at Rolling Stone who by the way They suck. I don't like their lists. They suck
But you know, of course they get some shit, right?
A lot of the songs are these epics and this is this song is it's epic
Yeah, and it's it's epic. Yeah.
And it's powerfully feminine,
which I think is good in a rock song.
Like I think when you're a dude and you're growing up
and you're worried you're not man enough,
it's so nice when you get a song like that
that can tap into like your primal side,
but in a way where you still get to be a dandy.
Yeah, yes.
Yeah, cause yeah, dude.
Like this is something that the ladies are gonna be
bobbing their head to, you know,
I mean they're banging out dudes, fucking let's go.
And a great movie scene too, Wayne's World.
That's exactly right.
She had to fight for it, they wanted him to change it.
Oh really?
They were like, kids won't know this song, he's like, they'll get it.
Did it, how much did it heighten its popularity, that movie scene?
Like when it came out, cause I can't remember exactly what I read,. Like when it came out because I can't remember exactly what I read but like when it came out was it not it was
probably popular but not that popular and then that movie just took it I buy
that to another height. I bet right. I always think it's interesting because
these like when you're thinking of a song like when it's done, it always makes the movie, if the song rocks,
it'll make the movie even better.
Where I'm like, is there ever a case
where somebody used a fucking awesome song
and just it made it worse?
You know what I mean?
Like the movie sucks so bad that even the song can't save it.
Like, cause if the song rules,
you could just like be fucking doing the dishes or't save it. Because if the song rules, you could just be fucking doing the dishes
or the scene rules, because the song rules.
Totally, totally.
You're exactly right.
It reminds me of that Cat Williams bit
where it's every day I'm hustling.
Oh yeah, yeah.
And he's like, it doesn't matter.
You could be at the grocery store and that comes on
and his physicality of pulling the groceries down,
it's incredible, dude.
His physicality sells the hell out of the boat.
Oh, it's insane. He's So funny. Yeah, it's the best
Don't play it again. You guys gotta get cat williams on this ho
That'd be sick. I don't know if I could handle that
Did you remember the video of him?
Fistfighting the 14 year old that was crazy. I used to show people that once a year my favorite videos
Dude cat waves is playing pickup soccer gets into into a fight with a like a teenager young teenager the teenager chokes him out
It's all on video in front of a huge crew of kids like I just asked
Yeah, and then cat Williams walks up to the kid after the fights like all respect man
It's every man's worst nightmare. Just getting rolled on by a 12 for sure in front of other bunch of other side
Yeah, he was nasty.
Well apparently they were playing soccer or some shit and he rolled up talking crap like I'm better than you guys
and he was like chirping with everybody and this kid just beat his ass.
Dude the whole reason society has laws is to protect old dudes from getting beat up by young dudes.
Yeah, it's like, nope, these are the rules.
Yeah, totally.
Alright dudes, those were great picks. You guys are doing
rock solid work up top, chock, chock, chock, and I'm going to keep it going in that same
direction. I'm going with the song that is epic. It has a killer guitar solo, which will
always be synonymous with rock. And it is a song that people yell out at everyone's
concerts. It has a legacy that extends even beyond the band.
It is quintessential rock, I Am Going Freebird
by Leonard Skinner.
Nice, yeah, classic.
That's what I would have picked
if I didn't do Bohemian Rhapsody.
No, that's what you should have picked.
Dude, no, dude.
I mean, Skinner has a better song, Sweet Home Alabama,
but you're right, this is the pick.
You really think Sweet Home's a better song
than Free Bird, dude?
Yeah, dude.
Wrong, absolutely wrong.
Sweet Home is a better song when you're nine.
Once you're in high school, once you're a freshman,
and your brain expands, you realize that Free Bird-
Better when I'm doing 69.
Sweet Home Alabama?
Yeah.
No, it's not, dude.
Free Bird's better when you're doing 60 true because it lasts longer
Yeah, does your does your wife prefer 69 or you just straight up going down on her?
She's going down on her dog. Yeah, my wife prefers to 69. She likes to pick me up pussy. Yeah, I eat pussy every now and again
every now and again
Do you eat it too? It smells like teen spirit
Yeah, no I put on I put on Bohemian Rhapsody.
Good call.
But there's a line in the movie Spread with Ashton Kutcher
where he slept with his buddy's sister
and he's talking shit to him.
He's like, yeah, I fingered her after we went to that bar.
Smelled like teen spirit, dude.
Oh, whoa.
Savage.
Sick.
Who says that?
Ashton Kutcher says it to Sebastian Stan.
Weird.
The guy that fucking just loves the Diddy parties is improvising that.
Yeah dude, what's going on with that?
The Diddy shit?
Dude, Diddy's toast but guess what?
His house burned down during the fire.
It's like all the evidence is gone.
I think he's innocent.
He set the fires, dog.
Dude.
He's behind everything.
He really is. he's so fucking powerful
What's going on saying that in the comments who like did he started these?
Did but what's going on with Ashton? Oh Ashton? This is the rumor. I heard is that
Dude, I got deep into the diddy files. Yeah, like seriously like my whole tik-tok for that week was like
30 diddy videos in a row. It was actually disgusting
but what I heard was that
Diddy I don't even know
What I saw in tick tock so this might not be true probably not is that they they
offed Brittany Murphy who is
that they they offed Brittany Murphy who is Ashton Kutcher's girlfriend because she was gonna come out at the time so they offered her and she mysteriously
died of pneumonia yeah which is the same way that Diddy's wife ex-wife died it
was just like how are you dying of pneumonia in LA yeah 35 or 40 years old
but um she was gonna come out about everything and
She was done so so but Ashton probably knows about that, but he's got to be on tapes and shit doing some wild stuff
He was a prankster this guy. You know he's a fucking
Yeah, he was punking people dude. Yeah, that was a fun detour
Let's throw one Bohemian Rhapsody
Yeah, yo, whoever is PINI-N, who's that?
That person's talking bad shit.
I'm gonna fucking find them.
You want me to tie them out?
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm just, I'm like getting into it a little bit.
It's kind of fun.
I like that.
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
I can see you going down on this.
Yeah, dude.
Escape from reality
Open your eyes
Dude, you got Jean-Claude Van Dong on your side.
I love Jean-Claude Van Damme too.
Yeah, that's good, dude.
Can we skip a little forward, Jake?
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on my own no it's a bank I mean dude if you're driving bro you gotta kind of
like music if you don't know how to drive yeah okay
you don't feel that? No.
It doesn't settle you into a mood?
There's something happening to me right when I hear that.
I'm just like, yeah, a lot's happened in my life, but I'm still here and I'm still feeling.
I like that part.
That's what I'm saying, dude. That part's really good.
The guitar's got a Southern accent.
And dude, the lyrics the lyric is pretty sick. I'm as free as a bird in this bird. You cannot change
Well, we're
I'm getting jacked up to saying that now. Can I be honest scream that at my kids? Can I be honest?
I'm not a big fan of Bohemian Rhapsody. Oh
I like you we just met I like all your jokes about going down to your wife.
That shit's hilarious. You come in.
I'm not crazy about the song.
I just don't know what it is.
And I do know that everybody fucking loves that song.
And Wayne's role, they're like, well, like, I like the scene in Wayne's role.
But you know what?
I don't like Queen because it's too theatrical.
I don't know. You know what?
I hate that song. Bicycle.
Yeah.
Kind of annoying.
But I want to.
I hate that.
So I think maybe like something
happens when I hear Queen.
I'm like let's turn this shit off
and I think he's right.
There's no groove.
Like you know you can't chill to
that. It's so like that.
You're not supposed to.
You're supposed to rock.
It's so fizzy.
That's OK.
No dude it's weird bro. Look, I love the honesty, I love it dude.
But I think you're cool and your wife appreciates you.
And you know what, you are right to personalize this list because I go home and if my list
doesn't go over well, I don't sleep for a week, dude. And if I don't get the votes,
so this could really hurt.
This could really hurt if I take an L here.
Just ruined his week.
Yeah, my bad.
I could really.
Really?
This guy's like,
people sing Bohemian Rhapsody more than they do Freebird.
I'm gonna park on a freeway
and just listen to Bohemian Rhapsody by myself.
Maybe listen to Freebird by myself.
It'd be interesting.
Just watch traffic.
I like that's fucking dope.
And I think you should do that.
I get caught up, I'm like listening
and I'm like reading the comments.
This is kind of cool setup you guys got.
You know what, it's tough.
Sometimes you gotta play for the win
because it's like there's Queen songs that make me rock
that might be on someone's list.
Maybe a little harder than Bohemian Rhapsody,
but I went for the icon.
It's iconic.
It's a good pick.
I like it.
Chad Daddy.
I like it because I like to have some, you know,
we need tension.
That's what's up.
Yeah, exactly.
All right.
My first pick,
I mean, you guys know me, I'm an anti-establishment dude.
I'm a rebel at my core and I'm trying to
rage against the machine.
Oh, I was gonna pick this is a good pick.
So I'm going with killing in the name of.
Dude, great pick.
Yeah.
I love killing.
I was listening to that on the way outside.
When I first heard, okay,
when I first heard rage against the machine,
I had just been prescribed Adderall in high school.
Popped two, have you tried Adderall?
Oh yeah.
Popped two, have you done it?
One time, yeah, my wife did.
The initial boost, and you throw on,
I mean I throw on a lot of rage against the machine,
but you throw on killing in the name of,
dude, you got a boner here, here, your whole body's a boner.
Damn, that probably feels good.
Yeah.
Boner and everything. And dude, also like, I mean, none of us had picked a real, I mean,
it just smells like Teen Spirit a bit, but like a moshing song.
Oh, yeah. It's very soak out, like, you know, the valley.
You see footage when they first played it at a show and it just takes down the house.
To it in the name of.
And it's like the one band where I'm like,
why can't you guys just keep staying together?
Why did they break up typical band shit?
I think is Zach, is Zach the main lead singer?
Is he kind of an ego?
I think Zach Del Roche is like a genuine revolutionary.
And then I think Tom Morello is a fake one.
Who's like always on Instagram being like,
we gotta stand up to the man.
But it's like branded by Coca-Cola.
And he's like at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
like licking the higher ups asses.
But then he's like, no, it's against the machine.
I'm like, I don't know.
I think there's a split between the authenticity of Zach
and then Moreillo being more
middle of the road, like just.
Is Marillo a rich kid?
I feel that way from him.
Yeah, like Marillo's a rich kid and then Zach's like true.
That's how I'm seeing it.
Came up in the streets.
And I'm 100% not on the money with this,
it's just what I feel when I see Tom Marillo on Instagram,
that's the vibe I get.
But you know, you gotta get, he's very talented though.
And it's nice that you have this package
that comes together where it's like, look,
you gotta take some guy who's radical,
and then sometimes it does take,
he's like, I can package this and make this accessible.
And I mean, even though with like, De La Rochas,
they kind of say he's not that great of a vocalist, right?
Even though I love his energy and his charisma.
He's like a singer.
Yeah, exactly.
He's a front man.
Exactly, he's a front man.
But the rhythm section of Rage is just the best.
I mean, yeah, if there's one concert,
if there's one band I wanna see live, it's Rage.
I remember at Coachella, that was the thing, dude.
Yeah.
Also, dude, I do have to come at you.
Yeah, yeah, come at me, dude.
I have to come at you.
Come at me.
Because this was my pick on our Pump Up Songs draft.
So you kinda just like. of just like that was two years
You know, oh, can we hear this so fucking I mean, you know, you know, you know, I played dirty
But it means I love it. Yeah, bro. Yeah
Right here I love this little...
Oh wow, yeah, this is pretty cool.
Dude, this just reminds me of telling my dad I didn't want to major in bio.
Big time.
Every time I've talked to my father to this day, I listen to this song first.
Wow, Cringy and Saw them and Coachella
Have any of you guys seen them live?
No, I'd love to. I'd love to get in that pit.
I fucking would die in that pit bro, don't ever let me leave
Bro, I got one vote. You're new though, that's
kind of how they do
No, you guys are just but what matters is when Aaron judges later dude, so don't worry don't worry Yeah, it's just one barometer. Yeah, they're just picking on that. This is like the metaphorical like yeah picking on the new guy
I can take it. Okay my second pick. I mean I love metal I
Just love I love rockin hard, I love metal. I just love, I love rockin' hard.
And I love,
I gotta go Metallica, I gotta go Enter Sandman.
Damn, that was what I was gonna do.
Oh, nice pick.
I was gonna do this one.
I love this one.
I love Enter Sandman.
I love metal, I love hard rock.
I just love, I just love things that amp you up.
And Enter Sandman, I don't know if anything
amps you up more than Enter Sandman.
I agree.
It's a great pick, it's what I want it,
coming back on the swing, I'm upset you took it.
Your list is really derivative of me, dude.
Yeah, I do.
No, this is a great pick, it's one of those picks
where it's like you kind of play this in the car
and your girlfriend wants you to turn it off immediately.
Chicks kinda don't like it, dude.
And it's dude music.
And it's something that makes you feel cool
when you listen to it.
It's one of those things,
you're kinda like a nerdy dude listening to it,
you're like, get off, dude.
You shouldn't be allowed to listen to that.
Like on Napster, dude.
I took my girlfriend or fiance to Metallica at SoFi. Whoa, but I got nosebleeds. I didn't realize how big SoFi was I'm like, and they're pretty expensive
So I'm like, let's just get nosebleed. Yeah, you they're like dots. Yeah, and she's sitting there and I'm like
They're planes. I'm like trust me. This is sick
This is sick. No girl in music likes this.
I know you don't like this, but trust me babe.
And there's a bunch of metal heads around us just fucking going like this.
I'm like, yeah, this is all the time.
That's funny.
That's a great picture.
Should we listen?
Yeah, I want to hear it a little bit.
I got to hear the riff dude.
While the song's playing can we do a little mankind research?
Yeah, of course, of course. The gloves are off dude dude. You can call anyone you can be on chat GPT
I might fuck research. That's what I'm doing. I'm sorry you can look at whatever you want
Cuz you never know like the list it's it evolves like I had a pick that I was gonna do now I'm pivoting
Yep, you got it now. I think I know like I know what my picks are
But I'm like now do I want to win and just like pick what I think I know like I know what my picks are but I'm like now do I want to win and just like pick?
What I think will bang
Interesting so we try to learn or should I just stay true to my gun?
Tell that your fans don't fuck with my music already
So I could just flat-out stick to my guns lose this thing
Own it or I could try to go for the W because I know some things that might work. Are you an artist or a competitor? I'm a fucking artist but I
like winning too. Yeah. Here's some advice. Yeah. Don't pick what you think the
audience will like because there's no worse feeling than picking a song you
think they'll like and then everyone responds negatively. Yeah. negatively yeah feel it in your socks these are just like I'll never meet one
of these people so big on the screen that I'm like I care more about I should
just be focused on you guys you guys are cool like I don't know what has happened
cream jeans is cool.
All right, Jay, oh wait, we playing it too.
Are we playing Enter Sandman?
Let's play Enter Sandman.
I wanna hear this fucking riff, dude.
Yeah, bro, bro.
Right there.
Yeah, dude.
Double foot pedal, bro.
If your song doesn't have double foot pedal, get the fuck off this list. This is where this ship does rock.
This is like clear, this clearly rocks.
You can know nothing about anything and you're like, well, like this rocks.
Yeah, I could make like an alien head bob and be like, all right, this is where you
do a burnout in a Corvette. Your girl is just, and you could just meet
a hundred thousand people just being like, yes.
90% men audience.
Yeah, we did the-
We got the one woman.
She's in fashion, so she loves to do like the photo.
So she has like her Metallica shirt before.
She's like-
Oh, dude.
And then we get there and she's like, I hate this.
That's so funny. Yeah, that's great
Dude, you have a good list for all right. I I gotta give props to that song. That's something that I never listen to
It's great. It rocks man. All right. I'm going with the very popular song from the 2000s
I think probably the ultimate sing-along rock song. It bangs every time you hear it.
You can't deny it.
It's irresistible.
It's all over the place.
I'm going Mr. Brightside.
Whoa.
Okay.
I fuck with this song because my friend who died loved this song.
That's like the ultimate.
It's beautiful.
Reason to love a rock song.
Yeah.
Like he, I mean, this was in college, but it is like every time I hear it it I think of him. So I'm like, I love this song. It's a great song
This the boy song great lyrics, too
And it doesn't sound like a traditional rock song
Like it's not it doesn't have the heavy guitar of a rock song
But the energy it puts into a room where everyone is just screaming the lyrics.
It's one of the, it's the most of that I've felt with this song where every time it comes
on, I just feel the whole bar being like, and she's calling the cab and it's all in
her face and she's touching his face now.
He does.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let me go.
We don't, we don't, we don't.
Yeah. Everybody does get around it. Mr. Brightside. It gets, it gets into people's hearts, bro. Let me go We don't we don't we're all
Mr. Brightside
It gets into people's hearts bro
Yeah it does
I was banging to this song
I saw the Killers live last year
Oh you did?
Really?
They got good songs
Damn they're still kicking
Do they make new music?
I don't know about that
They said fuck it we got our album
We'll make money off of this
And just go home and chill with the fan actually play killers shot at the night
That's that's one of their newer songs it freaking dude. You saw me shot at night. I love that song
It's so good. Axman gill is in the music video. How do you like that?
Brandon flowers do that guy looks like he's been like preserved in a fucking like he sleeps in wax or
something they say it's this guy said it's the most this guy said it's the
most finance bro wedding song that's so true that's a great call dude this guy's
a genius nip-liss cave I mean he's a genius I would say though I would
venture to say of all the songs picked it's actually the one that black dudes like the most. Whoa interesting. Whoa
How do you know? Yeah?
I'm just mixed in dude. I'm plugged in a mixed in I know all the people
Black dudes like mr. Brightside more than rage. That's facts Oh
Yeah, I haven't listened to this in a while. It gets you right back in. This song is representative of the time I was trying to get my first hand job.
And I didn't get it for a few years after this came out, but that was when the search
started.
That was the beginning of my quest.
You got a hand job to that thing?
To have a Mr. Brightside?
Yeah.
I tried.
Nice.
Yeah.
I ended up getting it too.
Did you come?
What's up?
Did you come?
My first one, yeah.
My first one that ended up being
the Snow White and the Huntsman.
Whoa.
Damn, I don't remember.
You're younger than me.
Because I saw that with Sh stride when we were like 25
I was just trying to be funny
That was funny, I just feel bad that I didn't do a good job of listening. What was that?
All right boys fuck man, I can't wait till my next pick. I'm so far
All you haters out there about to change your minds
Cuz I'm up what did I get my friend can you pass can you pass and that be straight
I was really afraid no way dude. It'd be interesting to see
Nobody ever passes me yours that I felt draft and be a draft. Nobody ever passes
They're like my team's good at the Vikings doing on accident sometimes
Somebody a Vikings fan, no, they forgot do you don't remember the draft when they didn't get their pickin on time?
No, that's crazy. They lost two picks in a row,
cause they didn't get an in.
Hilarious.
Oh my God.
Yeah, that's brutal, bro.
That's some breaking shit.
Okay.
Oh yeah, that could be good.
Man, there's some bangers, dude.
There's a, we got, we have, right now we have six songs.
There's so many more bangers left.
You're right.
Oh, and by the way
they're judging now but our judge is a totally separate guy Aaron yeah and so
you know these numbers might not mean anything
compared to his judge his judge and Aaron's behind the scenes no that's Jake
that's Jake Aaron is he's at all things comedy yeah Nice, he makes a lot of money, this guy. Yeah.
Nice.
Pay him well.
I can tell.
Man, I just, there's so many, there's just so many ideas,
I'm not gonna feel like fucking Russell Crowe
in Beautiful Mind right now,
I just need to like, ooh, I hold this on the window,
I just need to put it on the window,
and I throw a desk out the window,
and just figure it out, dude.
The people's vote is important, sorry.
People's vote is important dude.
Nipples cage is right.
Nipples cage is right.
I'm scared.
Nah don't pander bro, they don't matter at all dude.
I'm scared.
Y'all are invisible dogs.
It didn't matter when Hillary won, you know what I mean?
Oh.
That was rigged.
I'm gonna go with, alright.
I'm gonna go with, I'm gonna personalize here.
I'm gonna try to have my cake
and eat it too a little bit here.
This band has a ton of bangers.
If you're gonna go see a band in a stadium,
you're gonna wanna see this band.
I guess ACDC is the band.
And here's the thing, you might say,
and I'll take this flack if I have to,
they've got so many songs that'll rock you up,
but the one that hit me when I was the youngest,
this was the first song I thought to that I loved.
And honestly, I gotta tell you,
it has one of the first best lines of,
in my opinion, maybe of all time in a rock song. I'm going with ACDC and I'm going with Shook Me All Night Long.
I'm going with that one.
And look, you might say there's others, you might say there's others,
but Jake, play the first lyrics from this song
and try to tell me you're not going to go down on your wife.
Try to tell me.
Try to tell me you're not gonna have your wife
pick you up, flip you over. I mean bro, you just picked up your buddy, it's carpool, 6 Yep.
Bro.
Just wait for this lyrics.
The last...
Dude, this is the kind of music you drink beers to.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, this is the song that makes you just wanna go fucking arm wrestle.
Yeah, dude.
Fucking arm wrestle to this shit.
Here we go
boom dude you're yeah American thighs dude be American bar so you guys are
right you want to arm so you want to throw darts you want to like rock a
game of pool yeah it fits Do you think that's the right AC DC song? I think it's my highway to hell
I think so I like Thunderstruck thunder thunderstruck has like the rhythm to it where like
cheerleaders, but great drinking game
I played thunderstruck drinking no it sounds all it's fun. Yeah, you so when he says thunder you start drinking and you go in a circle
Then we says thunder again it goes to the next guy.
And then whoever is last,
they basically have to chug the rest of the game.
That's a great game.
It's so fun.
If it wasn't Tuesday.
Back in Black is also, is great.
Tom Brady references it in his book
and we all know Tom Brady's a rock star.
He's cool.
Couldn't get Ben Johnson over to the Raiders. Baby. Couldn't get him over.
Yeah. OC sometimes though, they don't always pan out as head coaches.
I think this one's going to be a little bit different. Does he have the personality to
really be a clubhouse leader? Apparently he's like, there was an offensive lineman who said that he
had to have a five yard bubble around him during games because he's so fucking intense
The only person that was allowed to talk to him was Jared Goff. I like that
He's so intense and you would get cussed out if you got anywhere near him. I love it
Create a culture making oh, he's an aura. I love he's a Messiah football
He's a fucking like little brainy like this
He took a nothing offense and they've been the top three offense the last three three years and they're tough man
And some of the like dude when he had golf
Pretend to fall down. Oh
When was that have you seen that place?
So like he was watching a game and the quarterback almost fell on a handoff and it was a broken play and the defense
Bit on that and they scored a teddy and he so he created a play
Where golf stumbled on the handoff to Gibbs and then rolled out
and hit like a wide open Laporta for a tutty.
That's crazy.
I think you're pulling it up.
5D chess.
Is it against the Bears too?
Fuck.
Watch this.
Oh no, I hate this.
Oh, that's beautiful.
That was this year?
I can't believe they lost this weekend.
Did you guys win that game?
No, we almost beat them
This year except we called the time we couldn't call a timeout on Thanksgiving
Cuz oh my gosh, we had a fucking stroke chicken wing in his ass
JT why why the lines lose this weekend? What happened?
Turnovers wait, is that what it was?
Three picks one fumble
I mean if you look at Gibbs's numbers, if you just look at the box square you like they were doing great on offense
They just made mistakes. They had
516 yards on offense they killed it golf turned the ball over four times. He said I don't want to play with golf
I want Caleb. I want the young sir
Yeah
If you look at Jade and Daniel's numbers compared to a golf what stands out to me even though
Yep. If you look at Jaden Daniels numbers compared to a golf, what stands out to me, even though Jaden had a lot of yardage, is the three interceptions by golf and the zero interceptions by Jaden. And also, dude, you don't see the play calling, too. Like, they were third and one, they went empty backfield when they have the best running back in the game.
Two of the best running backs in the game is just odd play calling. But, you know, sometimes your OC just kind of, the moment gets a little too big.
You didn't think I was a little too cocky?
I think, yeah, I think that
Goff just isn't that guy.
He's like an eight through 12 quarterback.
He's never gonna be top seven.
Nope, and they traded him for Stafford for a reason in LA.
And they got themselves a Super Bowl.
Worth it.
All right, dude, you're up with two, bro.
I'm up.
Back to back.
Two picks.
Dude, I'm so pumped.
Okay, so.
Don't take my picks, dude, please.
Dude, I'm gonna suck your dick, dude.
Don't take my picks, bro.
So I'm sticking to my guns.
I almost changed this one,
cause you know, the audience,
they're not fucking with me, and that's fine.
They're not fucking with me.
I'm sticking with it.
I fucking feel pumped when I see this shit.
I feel proud to be American,
born in the USA, Bruce Springsteen.
You guys are no one's into it.
I mean, you know what you think, Bruce?
That was a great pick.
I love Bruce.
I do love Bruce.
I like one song that was on my list of Bruce that was a different song, but I love Bruce. I do love Bruce. I like one song that was on my list of Bruce
That was a different song. Yes, but I love Bruce
This is why I picked it I heard this song fourth of July
fireworks party the first time I heard it and I was like I was young and I was like
Holyshit, this is cool. And it like me be like, damn, I am American.
That's fucking cool.
This song makes me feel cool.
But then the message is it's also about a Vietnam soldier
who kind of feels like his country is kind of abandoned.
So it's patriotic, but it's also like,
hey, this country's fucked up, too. It's about the Viet patriotic, but it's also like hey, you know, this country's fucked up too
It's about the viet you know, yeah thoughtful patriotism. It's thoughtful patriotism
It works both ways and I think that is what being an American is about is being able to you know
to be able to question your government to be able to question decisions that are being made for us and
to be able to question decisions that are being made for us. And fucking just throw that shit on.
Dude, you guys are going to change your mind immediately.
No, that was a great explanation, too.
And I mean, people thought it was just a straight patriotic song.
And it took a while for people to really get that it wasn't.
No one listened to the lyrics.
And then you stopped drinking your natty light,
and you're like, wait. Yeah, this is saying something
Yeah, but he but not a top 20 Bruce song I
Honestly, I don't even fucking I can name like like I said, I'm a hip-hop guy
But you know I'm gonna lose this thing and this is fine, but this is my
I know the next song I pick everybody's gonna come slobbing on that now
Be mine dude. I don't want to suck your dick. Oh man. I'm up after you
Great album cover the best album cover
Yeah, you rock it right away pickup truck. You're in the back of a pickup truck, and you're drinking a beer That's it. You know this hot dogs fireworks
You know this hot dogs fireworks
Picture some big tits right now. Yeah, just big jugs
This is this is I'm day drinking now see it is what I'm talking about baby. Being American is very cool.
Dude, you got testy torsion on, on board so, that's huge. Alright. Alright, I'm pumped about this one and honestly if you guys fucking hate on it or if they hate on it, I literally don't care.
Cause, uh, I fucks with it.
Bob O'Reilly the Who.
Damn it that's the one I wanted.
Bob O'Reilly the Who and the audience is back and it's like we love you Carmen.
It's a perfect pair.
We don't know who you are.
I love the Who.
And you know what this song rocks.
There's only like 10 lyrics in the whole song.
And dude you got a lot of teenage elements in your song.
You want to say something about that?
Yeah, I guess this is, I have nothing to say.
I have nothing to say.
I have nothing to say.
No, dude, it's so good.
I mean, dude, when Roger Daltry's lyrics come in here,
I woke up being a so-ho-ba, it's pretty fucking,
oh no, that's not this one, is it?
No, that's Who Are You?
That's Who Are You, sorry.
This is Teenage Wasteland.
They say Teenage Wasteland teenage that's only teenage wasteland
that one okay yeah I love preambles it's a horny preamble did you work on Joe Paris show?
I was an actor in Joe Paris show when he did the Baba O'Reilly episode that
really crystallized to me what's so special about this song like once you hear it doesn't matter if you never heard before you're just like yes
I just want it just yeah, it really yeah, I Dan LeCata wrote that episode, but it is like a very yeah like fucking
Exactly what you said bop it dude
Come on, it's a classic. This is what it's all about
When he says we're all wasted I
Got that shit. I love this. I do like do you know what I realized about my list my list is a little bit more
rooted in emotion
Whereas I would say Chad's is like it is actually like I'm gonna break like I'm gonna throw fucking an actual rock on a car From a highway yeah, mine is like, it is actually like, I'm gonna break, like I'm gonna throw fuckin' an actual rock
on a car from a highway.
Yeah.
Mine is like, mine is rock, man.
I'm just like, I'm a little emo bitch rock.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There we go.
Dude, the way he has that note.
Get that feeling.
Dude, the way he has that note. Get that feeling.
Dude, from the end of A Girl Next Door, too.
Wait, that's so funny.
Somebody said Carmen is picking best rock songs for a soundtrack.
I literally, while I was doing this, I was like, all my favorite rock songs are from
movies, I think.
Like, when I think of of rock it is like very cinematic
And then is it Pete Townsend does the high notes on that doesn't he?
Yes, cuz doltries got more of that I just listen
And a lot oh yeah, dude Pete Townsend famously
They found child porn on his hard drive. That's why I said that.
And he said it was for research for a book
because he felt like he was sexually abused as a kid
and he wanted to confirm if that's really what happened
and he was found innocent.
Nice.
Wow.
Good for him to get out of it.
Thank God.
Why was it on the hard drive?
You could just Google that shit.
What is he saying?
This was a while ago, I think.
This is old.
This is old.
He had to put stuff on the hard drive.
This might have been before Google and shit, I don't know.
Honestly, if you were doing it for that reason, for a book, you would save it to the hard
drive.
And if you were doing it just to get off on it, you would just Google it.
Yeah.
You know, that's a good point, actually.
You're a genius.
Shout out to the Who.
The version of Let My Love Open the Door from Gross Point Blank, great song. That version of the song love open the door from gross point blank great song
yeah that version of the song E cola mix yeah the E cola mix is so sick bro see the
who I love the who man that was a great pic that was gonna be my pic you fucking nailed
it dude I'll suck your dick thanks man dude I'm looking at my list right here and I gotta
be in first place at least you know what what I mean? Chad got first place in both rounds.
Chad's killing dude.
People are loving the bangers.
It seems like they want rock.
They want hard rock.
And guess what I ain't giving you yet.
You ain't getting it from me baby.
Next song I'm picking is gonna be fucking Avril Lavigne's song.
I don't mind that.
I love Avril bro.
But you better pick the right one dude. I don't mind that. I love Avril, bro. About to piss everybody off. But you better pick the right one, dude.
I don't mind that.
I don't even think I can name it.
This is an interesting stat.
My round one and round two votes equal one vote.
That's interesting.
Why am I even looking at this list, dude?
Who am I, man?
Who's next?
Me.
Strider.
I'm next, dude.
I'm scared.
I'm just going to stuff that I wanna sing to, okay?
I want to put this on in my car.
I wanna drive. And once again, you might say to yourself, hey in my car. I want to drive. And once again.
You might say to yourself,
a strider.
In fact, I don't even
I just know this song.
I'm probably going to get
the title wrong.
But the band.
Is this an all time rock song?
Oh, man, I'm so scared.
Do we got to do five picks
on this one, too?
I think so, too. Because we gotta do five picks on this one too. I think so too.
Um...
Cause it's that f***ing serious.
Can you believe me saying the f-word too? I'm trying to cuss us.
Dude, my daughter said the f-word.
That's tight. Can I play this for you guys off?
Wait, which one is it though?
Which one did she say?
Say both of them and then tell us which one she said.
She said the gay pejorative.
Damn, she's smart as hell.
I'm gonna go with, I'm gonna go with,
yeah what's up, what's up?
What'd you guys think of Elon going full Nazi mode yesterday?
Yeah, we should just take a look at that.
Yeah, bro, bro.
Oh, I cut you off, you got the momentum, I'm sorry.
No, I wanna talk about this.
I'm down, I'll give you more time to think.
He went full Nazi mode.
Yeah, he did.
Everyone being like, it's actually more Roman?
I'm like, shut up, dude.
The whole thing is like,
it's more Roman.
Did you see that, somebody had something projected
on a building, I'm not sure what city it was in,
but it was like, Elon has been a public figure
for a very long time.
He has a PR person.
He knows what to do and what not to do. He knew
exactly what the fuck he was doing. Yeah. I think he did it twice emphatically
and then like maybe one other time. Yeah. I was arguing with my buddy about it
who's conservative. I love him. My buddy's so smart too and he's a great guy.
But he was like, he's like, no dude, it's not what I saw. He's like, I think you're
seeing things. I was like, what? And then he goes, my buddy was so funny. He goes,
first of all, that's not actually
how you're supposed to do a Nazi salute.
And he like critiqued three parts of it.
And I was like, why do you know that?
Yeah.
I was like, just keep that,
keep the technique critique to yourself.
Yeah, dude.
Just also like watch the movie American History,
acts like that's exactly how the guy does it.
But also, but also like just imagine you're doing a show
and somebody releases a clip of
You doing a Nazi sign and you're like and if you didn't do it wouldn't you immediately be like hey?
Hey, I'm so sorry. I did not do that. Yeah, I've done that at all. He clearly is he did it
Yeah, I think people who are saying it's trolling that doesn't make it any
Better like that's just the most
Toxic and destructive kind of immaturity like because now dudes are gonna walk around and be doing it to like prove a point
Be like, oh, do you think I'm like, oh dude, it's funny. Like I'm pretending to be a Nazi. It's like
I think he's mad that people have called him an anti-semite in the past because I think in his head
He thinks he's a savior to all people and he hates being judged by people like he boots people off Twitter if they talk shit
On him. So I think for him
It's so inflamed him that people would call him
racist and prejudiced that he did that to throw it in their face and be like I'll always have more power than you and I'll
Always be able to get away with stuff like this and that means more to me than actually being decent
Yeah, I mean he was he's he's a kid who was bullied
He literally got beat up in school. I read his biography. Yeah, Isaac's one. I read that one, too
Yeah, and it's like he's he's clearly angry. He has an awful relationship with his father and
This guy he's a fucking total nerd. I know somebody who went to one of his parties
I'll tell you who after this
After the pot, but he went to one of his parties and he was like it was just like a guy
Idea of what he thought a cool party would be and there was like literally women dressed up in like
silver like futuristic like alien type things like walking around with like little cigarette trays filled of drugs and
He's just like a fucking nerd. He's a total nerd. Yeah
His dad's a bad, dude
That was the darkest part of the book was just like what is that?
I think we might have wait there's two books
I read the Walter Isaacson one the guy who wrote the Steve Jobs book to let me see which one
I wrote his dad was like very abusive when he was growing up, like verbally. And then like his dad came back into his life
and was married to a new lady
and then ended up marrying that lady's daughter
who had known since she was very young.
Crazy.
And just, and like it broke Elon's brain.
Like he's like, I don't understand my dad at all.
His dad's just very selfish.
See, I read the shitty one.
I read the Ashley Vance one. Oh, I read the shitty one. I read the Ashley Vance one.
Oh, I should read that one.
But this one sounds better because they won't get into
the dad stuff on this one.
It seems like Elon basically hired this dude
to write another version.
Do you guys see Zuckerberg sneaking a peek at those melons?
Yeah.
Is stock just one up?
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, bro.
Stock just one up.
I mean, the guy-
Zuck's a dog.
The guy who created Facebook to take sneak peeks at melons
is definitely doing that.
Whoa, he's fully checking them things out.
Oh, yeah.
Dog.
Wow.
Zuck the dog.
God, just like the murderers row of doorknives.
But you know what's funny is, my fiancee is like, she's like,
well, why was she wearing a lace?
To the event I guess that was a huge faux pas amongst the ladies like a lace a lace bra
They just think it's not like it's meant to be that way. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, cuz everyone's like everyone's like well
That's what she's doing that for for people to sneak a peek
She was married to Tony Gonzalez and then she left him for Patrick Weitzel who runs WME and then I think and
Then she cheated on Patrick Weitzel with Jeff Bezos
So literally like three got like two guys who I'm like, there's no way you're gonna find a guy more like peak than that
dude, she was trying to where's a video of her like getting real close trying to like flirt with a
Leonardo DiCaprio while Bezos is on the
Baseless trying to make a joke.
He posted an Instagram photo the next day of like a cliff.
He's like, hey Leo, come for a walk with me.
I like that.
I like that by Bezos, dude.
You like that?
Handling it well, dude.
You're on Bezos side?
Just gotta make a joke.
I'm on Leo's side.
Dude, Leo's chill.
Leo's cool.
Leo's cool, dude.
You guys have massive tension, dude.
No, I like that. Yeah, but that's tension, dude.
Yeah, that's crazy, dude.
You're somebody that I can tell that if we got into an argument, we would be cool.
For sure.
Because my point is, if you put Jeff Bezos in all of Leonardo DiCaprio's roles, Bezos
would crush him.
Imagine Bezos as Jack.
Yeah. Rose, Rose. Bezos would have been like, well, this door is inefficient. basis would crush him Jack yeah
Basis would have been like well this door is inefficient. We need a better floating device
We can base so you would have saved the shit would have saved Titanic
It would have never happened if you'd been a job creator dude basis and basketball Diaries beating it on top
Dude boys he does that shit anyway that movie had a lot of seat it seems
Yeah, I remember when he's talking to Michael imperial and in the hospital. He's like man. My mom's finding tissues everywhere
And then it's sad friend. He's dying. He's like I can't even get a good boner anymore. I was like fuck
Dude I gotta realize your song
No, it's terrible like the it feels really gimmicky and like almost like a like after school special interesting interesting
But Bezos as the wolf of Wall Street would have been lit. Yeah
That would have been sick Shredder
So after all that fun talk dude, dude
You guys were doing this dad talk and when you guys were talking about Musk as a dad
It got me thinking and I'm gonna take this
It's actually not my favorite song by this band but it is an absolute
banger and it's beautiful. I'm gonna go with Sweet Child O' Mine by Guns N' Roses.
You son of a bitch that's a great pick. That was my pick. It's a great fucking song. I mean dude also I'm all about
movies and I'm all about singing in the car apparently. One of the funniest
scenes ever with Adam Scott when his wife's not hitting the note he's like I pay for vocal lessons what am I paying
for hilarious but uh I mean dude it's amazing it's been covered beautifully by
a lot of different artists but of course the original Axl all-time frontman all
time vocalist has the it has the steez of the great solo, it's just, it's rock and roll, baby. That's rock and roll.
It's the 80s, it's, it's.
Yep, 1989.
The 80s, it's, when I first got into Guns N' Roses,
when I was a, like, you're like, yeah, this is rock.
This is what rock's supposed to be.
And that opening line, bro.
She got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood
I mean this is incredible. Slash dude.
And
This is crazy. All my songs are meant to be played on a jukebox.
I think they're the best rock band of the 80s.
If you're going for like that kind of like let's get after kind of rock.
Chad's got the let's get after it list, but you just took a little bite out of that with this.
Yeah dude.
Give me a nice healthy slice of that pie. I need the disc guitar
Slash I mean come on, baby
You know we know we know we know we know we know we know we know Nice, baby.
Man, it's getting tough. I Think I'm with nice, baby
Man it's getting tough
I mean Carmen, what do you hate about that song? I mean, no, no, I think his voice is a little
It's incredible it's incredible I mean the guitar is just insane like it doesn't even need any lyrics. Honestly, it's so good
All right, dudes. Well, I'm at a point right now where I'm looking at my list and I'm dust
There's no way I'm catching up
I just got to go pure personal and just make it my own cuz I ain't winning no consensus
Honestly, honestly, I don't want to win that I think that's lame. That's rock and roll right? I don't ever want to yeah exactly, bro
So that's why I'm going to my next song
This is an anthem and this is the best song to fuck to oh
And I used to listen to this song all the time even before I was fucking and it made me think I knew how to fuck
I'm going Kings of Leon sex is on fire
Newer picks in here and this is a great song. I love Kings of Leon, dude
Put this friggin song on dude. Don't put the live one on put on just a legit one dudes
Yeah, can we all promise to each other when we hear this song?
We won't try to have sex with each other right now cuz it's gonna be hard. I'll rip your freaking clothes off, dude
Dude tasty. That's tasty
Dude tasty that's tasty
I mean, it just makes me ache dude. It makes me yearn. I love a song that makes me yearn That's what free bird does that's what bright side does that's what all my songs do. I'm just yearning dude
If you're not yearning when you're listening to rock and if you're not yearning in a big group of people, I mean are you even alive?
listening to rock and if you're not yearning in a big group of people I mean are you even alive?
That's what rock and roll does man it captures that
yearn in a chord direct an A E and G baby because you can't spell yearn without
E in A chords baby
Turn it up wait right here turn it way right here turn up Jake
Can you imagine singing this shit? That's what I was doing. You wrote this. Yeah
You know, we got some tasty trim right before he put pen to paper All these guys have it Man dude
All these guys, these were alcoholic brothers who used to just beat the shit out of each other after shows
Yeah
You guys know that?
Yeah and was one the cousin, one's the singer cousin
Yeah brother, cousins
They're basically all brothers
The two cousins?
All their parents are fucking each other
I think it was the two brothers and then the record label was like just making a whole family
So they got their cousins who can't play instruments
If you see them in concert, two of the dudes are like staring at the neck of the guitar like I'm just figuring this shit out
Yeah, but they somehow ripped they made it work. That's that Lisa
Dude, and imagine you're the girl who just got plowed by I think Caleb's the lead singer
Yeah, he's just over his desk and the Sun is starting to break through and there's like
Shrouds of cocaine and an empty Jack Daniels bottom. She's like, what are you doing over there? What are you writing?
So I just wrote a song about the night we had together. She's like, what are you doing over there? What are you writing? He's like, I just wrote a song about the night
we had together.
She's like, how does it go?
And he goes, oh, our sex is on fire.
Oh, dude.
You don't think he got Tasty Seconds after that, Dave?
Yeah, no.
You don't think he got Tasty Seconds?
No, I think, I think.
That's when you blew me up.
Yeah, no, she was going in the garbage
looking for the condoms.
Dude. Oh, Dave. Dude. Can we delete that? Can we delete that? I'm actually. Yeah, she was going in the garbage looking for the condoms
Alright alright alright alright alright next song you're gonna have a banger, it's gonna fucking, the audience loves you. No, no, song that I like to play when I'm in an airplane and we're taking off
who I'm just getting fired up when they hit the engine you're like
And
I'm gonna go with sweet emotion
But yeah, I like this one pick this is on my list
Bro, what I would have taken you meditate today
This is a good list bro
I have this you know why I also fucking love this song is because it's in days and confused whoever called it out
I like I like rock songs that are in movies the Daze and Confuse soundtrack might be the best soundtrack of all
It's killer. It is and that's just like pure rock songs
It's so good and this is the opening song to Daze and Confuse to when the cars are even in yes
I need to rewatch that so it's my favorite. It's like one of my favorite movies. It's so good
It just it feels very real. I'll Richard link later film. He's the best. This is so perfect.
I see the movie when I, it's so good.
This is a great movie.
I mean, Aerosmith is, they're just, they're rock.
They're rock.
Would you argue though that they're kinda,
how do people, how does like the culture look at them?
Are they a little bit corny or are they certified rock?
They're certified rock.
I think they're, they're like, like sing for the moment is like a badass rock
So I'm like saying with missing for it as they got older
They started doing more like just regular radio songs, but and I don't think they're a tier one rock band
But they're that tier right below it
This is fucking cool
It's a shame that I don't think they play live anymore. I think
Steven Tyler's vocal chords are a shot.
He looked for it.
I wish I could have...
Oh yeah, it's called Dream On, not Sing For The Moment. Sorry.
Oh yeah, no, you missed the best part. Sorry.
Yeah, the guitar here.
Here
Where no no no way
Where no no no no no no
All right, dude that that's all I like that I like that I actually I
Made a playlist before I came in here and this one's on my playlist for this day and
We only connected I've only connected with one person I can see that being on because if you're thinking about soundtracks that movie kicks off
What's the days and days you use I was just saying that what it's all time. Oh, really? Thank you
Okay, all right my next pick
my next pick I mean this is
This is the first punk rock song I got so hyped on. It dominated the TRL number one spot for weeks.
I know it's a loop.
No, no, no, it's not, dude.
I should be calling this.
I need one of those. I'm going to take that.
Thank you, though.
This is why I was like, I was, you know, I was watching Lordz of Dogtown.
I was like, I need to like skate pools and be a badass.
I need to, you know, fuck something. I'm going with fat lip by some 41. Whoa. I think you blew it
I kind of got to hear this. I don't know. It's a fun song, but yeah, no dude fat lip. It's really fun
True to himself. Dude, that's badass has one of the most hilarious lyrics of all time. I actually I I can't even how does it go?
When I went you know
It kind of reminds me of blink 182. Yeah. Yeah you coming you might say that's where I thought he was going honestly
Yeah, oh booty warrior says some 41 is blank for guys who crush clean Who came out first? Blink or something? Blink And then they had to put a number in their name too?
Some 41?
They were 182 and then they go 41
What are these numbers?
What do they mean?
There's somebody who's like
Who ever wrote, whoa Chad!
Another great pick!
Such a dork
Every time you pick something they're like oh my god
Chad I love you that's not true they know they'll dog me if I'm no that
person I know them cuz that's the person that's talking shit Amazing! Blink 182! Oh, there. Wow. Sorry.
Chad, Chad, I like your pics.
Thanks, man.
That's fucking funny as fuck, dude.
I gotta take a whiz.
Wait, you're up again!
Whoa! He's going pee!
Oh, no, no, you're not.
Oh my god! Chad goes pee!
Awesome! Whoa!
Great move! Great timing to go pee, Chad!
Wow!
You're amazing. Whoa, great timing to go pee, Chad. Whoa. Wow. Okay. Okay.
You're amazing.
You did this one.
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Who's next?
I don't know who's next.
JT, you're up. Chad Just did a shot lip and JT
You're up
All right, you know what I'm doing it
Enough is enough
enough. Do it. Eve six inside out. I love that you did. I mean I love this song bro. I love that you're going. I love it. I love it. It's a beautiful list dude. So funny. Just put it on.
All my songs, you gotta be able to sing along to them.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, bro.
It's sick. I mean, yeah, dude. Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy? Are you crazy? nothing but faith in nothing. I wanna pull my tender heart in a blender with a spin around to the middle.
Fucking song, dude.
Inside Out.
Yeah.
U6.
Nice.
Who picked that?
Me, dude.
Nice.
All right, Strider, you're up.
OK.
All right.
I think you're going pretty nice right now.
This is usually the spot in the list where I fuck things up.
I bend. I get crazy.
Okay.
I mean...
Oh shit, I gotta put this thing up here.
Wanna go more song or band?
Go with your gut and don't try to win it.
Cause I'm trying to win it.
Did you fake us, dude?
You said you were going for the heart,
but you're actually going for the win.
That'd be clever.
I'm like, dude.
Are you that clever?
I win.
Nah, your fans do not fuck with me, bro.
I'll tell you what though,
if you guys watch my special, you change your mind.
Do you have the rap joke on the special?
I do, yeah.
That's a great joke.
Thanks. Do you have the rat joke on the special I do yeah, that's a great joke. Thanks
Karma Christopher live from the Windy City February 3rd YouTube My ears are getting sweaty you guys are gonna love it
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If you guys want to save six bucks all right. Did you guys see the brutalutalist? Yes, I did. I thought fucking Adrian Brody killed it.
He was good.
You thought it could have been longer though.
I thought the intermission could have been longer.
Yeah, dude, for sure.
That is true.
All right, I'm getting serious.
I'm going with the song that, look,
this is gonna be an old head pick again.
And this isn't necessarily on anybody's lists.
All right, but I love it
And it fires me up in its rock and roll and I'm a horny guy
What I feel like make making love that's bad company that was on my list. Oh, it's a great song
I mean and just the do do do do down, do do down, feel like making do do down.
I put this on every time.
Every like making love.
Dude, you know, there's, there's love signals in a relationship.
You know, maybe a woman does her, puts her hair down and is very subtle,
puts on a perfume or an outfit that you may have complimented a month's previous.
Me, I'm very right down the middle, very literal.
When I, when it's our anniversary, when it's the third Wednesday of the month,
which is usually when we like to make love, I fire this song up in the house. I
let it blast, I let it play because baby I'm feeling like I want to blast. I like
that. It's a good pick man. I respect it. Thank you Carmen it thank you Carmen thank you love this is a live version
yes it's the wrong way we might need a studio version we might need a maybe
also all the songs on my list none of them need to be remastered nothing needs
to be remastered the way they record them was perfect Baby, when I think about you, I think about love
Yeah, this is it baby, here we go. Turn it up.
Baby, when I think without you and your love. Yeah, bro.
Chad, imagine when the Raiders win, dude.
Oh, dude.
It's never gonna happen.
Put that on.
That's why I'm not betting it.
Dude, the Raiders are gonna keep me in a dry streak.
Dude, Skrs, if a song doesn't get picked throughout the rest of the draft, can I change one of
my picks?
No, dude, no.
Yeah.
You can talk about it.
Yeah.
You can talk about the song.
True.
We gotta have rules.
I don't mind if he changes it.
Yeah, I might do an addendum list at the end.
That's my actual list.
It's only one change.
And if the song gets picked by someone else,
I can't do it.
All right, you're up with two picks, Carmen.
Holy shit, I got two?
Okay, I got some fucking, okay.
You guys, wait, are you a Raiders fan, real quick?
My fiance is. Oh, so she likes a Raiders fan real quick Mike my fiance is oh
She so she likes the Raiders, but not Metallica that doesn't really make sense
I'll have to talk to her. It's a complex woman. Yeah, she literally we got a game
She literally wears shoulder pads with spikes on it
Okay, that's fucking people's a skull mask over her face to lead you to doom Legion of Doom shit
Then she fucks me dude legit
Yeah, legit. I'm a legit dude
Hi, Rick's me sorry
Here we go
It's ready ready
All along the watchtower
Yeah, good great pick bro. Jimmy Hendrix sounds like someone's trying to win
This is a win pick. This is a pick where you win the scholars go
Yes, this is a winner pick. It's this isn't I'm not changing. I have a playlist here
20 you don't this playlist. I built it. I built it. I took this seriously. I appreciate that
These are these are I I stand by this strong bro. Can I tell you this is a great pick?
I mean it sort of defines a generation
Originally written by bob dillon when bob dillon heard jimmy hendricks play this song. He himself said
I consider that his song
Yeah, he said I was he said he was overwhelmed when he heard it
Yeah His song. Yeah, he said I was he said he was overwhelmed when he heard it Yeah, well great word choice by the Dylan my hands and also guess what movie this movies in the Bronx tale. Let's go, baby
And it's in a forest gump. Yeah, but for his gump is like dude
It's also in awakenings a little fun movie Robin Williams
engineer I had
three of those movies
Came out roughly around the same time like they're all like 90 to 93
Really wait did somebody say they watch products till oh fuck this rules. I mean bro. Yeah, I might be back, baby
Is this the bar scene and a bomb
There must be some kind of way out of here. Wow.
Dude, I can't believe he's 27.
Don't you just picture him being like a grown ass man.
Yeah.
I know.
That is crazy.
Why did he die?
Bro.
This rules.
His voice is crazy too.
It's unreal.
The Jimi Hendrix experience.
Light it up in this world.
Hey!
He could have ended racism.
Yeah.
He could have ended racism.
This song fucking...
He might go down as one of the coolest dudes all time.
I'm thinking...
I'm thinking you're back.
I think...
You know...
Oh man.
Dude, so they did a Jimi Hendrix biopic with Andre 3000 playing him and Andre 3000 is
incredible in it, but they couldn't get the rights to any of Jimi Hendrix music because the family wouldn't approve it
So the movie is kind of whack. There's one scene in it where he's just on a bender and his like
Like kind of on again off again girlfriend is on a phone
And he just grabs the phone and like beats her with it and the acting is incredible like Andre 3000
So it sounds it really makes it believable Jimi Hendrix did this in real life. Dude, I looked it up, no he didn't.
Why would they do that?
It was the craziest thing, I'm like,
that is so irresponsible to put that in a movie.
That's why they didn't give you the music, man.
Yeah, exactly, they're like, no, dude.
Damn.
And yeah, I couldn't find any record of it happening.
I should look that up again, but that's what I remember
when I looked it up during COVID.
Fuck.
Dude.
Oh, dude, you're crushing on this one You're back, bro
Dude, they like because you've been taking it to them and you've earned their love through your combative nature
I love you guys
I like your fans because this is how a real relationship starts out with me in real life
You're just like I don't know about this guy and then you come around and we fucking we can't stop hanging out
Yeah, I love these fans and now your list is looking like dude
You got a banger here. You have the most banger straight-up one hundo list ever
I don't know about born in the US. He said go with your heart, and then he went chalk
I gotta say I don't know about born in the USA, but I like that Bruce Springsteen's names on your list
I like that ball come on
There's one Play board. I'm saying you gotta play born around. That's his I like that ball come on
Play board you gotta play born around that's his best like that's the one
Shrap your hands across my engines now cuz he burns springsteen if I do another springsteen pick it was gonna say it's derivative Yeah, this is this is cute. This is that you don't say like that. I say is all about shh getting shot up in Vietnam
What's more American than getting sent to another country to fight a war that you shouldn't be fighting? That's rock and roll, baby
We shouldn't have been there and guess what anybody who's saying we lost that word
We actually won because it made us a better country after and also skull Bruce has better songs
honoring like servicemen or heroes like the rising about the firefighters on 9-eleven
Bro, the rising back to 60 pound stone that stands for the gravestone and for the weight of the
hose. If I'm gonna be completely honest with you I will not argue with you and you're probably right I
only know like a few Bruce Springsteen. That's the thing he doesn't know you know I'm
not a Bruce Springsteen guy though. I'm just basically not a guy then. He's the
working-class guy. I'm not a guy? You're not a guy. Well, I changed your mind when I tell you that I'm a fan of
Jay Leno
I got your back. He's a car guy. That's true. Dude, well Bruce. Oh
I'm gonna fucking I'm about to slay after this
Oh, you got a bang when he comes out the album in the liner notes
He goes here's me at 25 taking my shot at
the title, greatest rock album of all time.
Calling it like that, bro.
Let's go.
There was some famous journalist, some annoying rock journalist who famously like used to
interview everyone.
He goes, because I've seen Bruce many times, he goes, they just don't rock.
I'm like, that guy doesn't get it.
Wow.
No, he's one of the best live shows I've ever seen.
Yeah, he's amazing.
Plays with three hours
Alright, alright Dude, these guys are putting in the chat some of the some of the pics that I might want you know what I mean
I'm like that's you know what people people have put in some things
I'm like that are like that are people put some things in that are on my list
I know it doesn't mean you can't tell you've been fighting and going back and forth that I almost don't want to give them what they
Want but I might hard give them what they Want but I might just give them what they want
I might just fucking give them what they want or I might just hold fucking curveball make everybody hate me real quick
That's the dramatic tension of these pods is every time you come in with a plan and then you get pulled apart by the masses
I mean dude, we got you know up to six thousand people. See this is the song that I'm gonna pick is it's a clear winner
It's a clear winner.
It's a clear winner. And, uh.
I know what you're gonna pick.
Yeah, I know it too.
What is it?
It's so obvious.
I'm not gonna say it, you have to pick it.
It's in a movie, it's in a movie that I know
that I picked already that my song's from.
Okay, then I'm gonna pick something else.
No, you can't, I mean, it's a pick that's,
I mean, and dude, I'll tell you
Inside our info our judge was really gonna like where you get that too
Our boy Aaron is gonna like that. This is this is so obvious you got to think about all the stuff that I I
Bet you can just say it right now. Say it for me. No, but no, it's gotta be your pick
I guess I can't get it burned if it's not that that I can't burn
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I hate that I had to do it, but Gimme Shelter Rolling Stones.
Is this in movies?
It's in all of Squaresays.
It's in a lot of trailers.
No, it's in 65 movies.
Broadbeats are casting.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
I thought you were gonna go with a different band.
Dumbass.
Actually, I thought we were gonna go with a different band.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
I can't say.
I can't say because Mike could still get picked.
I mean, I just can't. I just... Goodf Mike it still get picked. I mean I just can't I just
Good fellows in casino. Come on. I know bro, and it's the ultimate trailer
So he put it in the departed too, right? He did put in the departed. Yeah at that point. I think he forgot
Bro, you know what though if you watch 60 feet to stardom the way they bone the backup singer in this, you know
She never got the full credit for being the real vocal powerhouse behind it I just could never champion a song like that I
didn't know that well as you got to know your shit dog straight up you know hey
you're not wrong let's do a rap one next time in a year I come back we do rap
that sounds good yeah a year or when... His list is chalk! He's gonna win!
Yeah. I'm actually not.
It's a good list.
He might get the dub here.
Somebody said double boogie poppy.
I'll cook you in rap. Yo, what's your number one rap?
What's your number one rap song?
I actually don't know what mine is though.
Jake, can we skip to the chorus?
Yeah, right here.
It's just a shadow wave.
Wait, what do you guys think of Can't You Hear Me Knockin'?
I like it, I don't like it as much as this one.
Oddly, like the Rolling Stones are like a top five rock band to me, but in terms of
like, I think a lot of smaller bands have the best rock songs.
Yeah, there's some like...
They just found the magic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like The Beatles and The Rolling Stones.
I know Bronx Tale is not a Scorsese film.
I'm talking about...
It's the family.
De Niro is in the Scorsese family.
We all know this.
But go ahead.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I'm getting into it.
I'm doing all this shit.
Do you think the working man's a sucker?
Do I think the working man's a sucker?
I mean everybody's a working man, man.
But I know that's from Bronx Tale and...
It's my favorite score set.
Unfortunately, yes.
We all are suckers.
Well, maybe not us.
We're doing what we love
All right, man, we're not suckers
We're getting we're gonna somebody heated by our bangers dude. I
Gotta change my pick. There's so many fucking just doing it bangers. Do you?
I want to change my pick you know, you can't do it
What are you changing? It's yeah. No, I'm happy with my I. You can't do that. What are you changing? Nah, I'm happy with that.
I look at that list and I say
that's a basic ass
guy that listens to rock.
That's a basic rock list. And I admit it,
I'm not the biggest rock guy.
No, but you know what? You're doing a good job.
But I like those
songs. I like those songs.
I stand by all those songs, I love them all.
You know, you did research, that means a lot to us, man.
I appreciate that.
You won't forget that, I appreciate that.
Don't forget to check out the special,
February 3rd, YouTube.
There's some songs that I like,
that I haven't picked. There's some songs that I like, that I haven't picked,
there's some songs that I love singing along to.
Man, I mean there's some major, major bangers out there.
There's a lot of bangers left.
Oh man.
The chat's not wrong with that suggestion either right near the bottom to you dude just to
complicate matters for you.
Which one?
I do love that song.
It's a fire song dude.
They've got so many hits.
Chad's got a great list.
I mean Chad if he comes in strong with the fifth pick He could throw Carmen off the top
Am I literally on there's no way i'm winning right? I think you are. Oh, the chads won first pick three times in a row
You guys all tied
I thought there'd be more love for fat lip
You know, I mean, it's a great song. I got a little closer to your heart
You know, I mean it's a great song. I got a little close to your heart
You got first place with that give me with all on the watchtower but then round three I got second place I didn't even know that yeah, you're cooking bro
All right, I gotta hurt me. I got a herb and pick. I just can't I just can't it's tough
I got the my head around it, but I just got a hurry on it and pick
Man there's and there's major bands out there. There's major ones that haven't been picked
Just go with your heart. I just got a new follower and he liked all my posts
Oh my god nice and don't forget to check me out on Instagram Carmen. Yes, Carmen. You can see all my live shows
I know that's enough. There's a lot of crossover with with there's a lot of crossover and fans here. We can tell
That's enough. There's a lot of crossover with that with there's a lot of crossover and fans here we can tell
I'm gonna go with and honestly as my last pick
It makes sense because this is the song that you end the night with
It's last call at the bar. Oh box all day long. I gotta go journey. Don't stop believing beautiful
I mean, you know, I thought about this.
I gotta do it.
Sopranos.
I know what you were thinking, I thought the same thing.
I think you missed the one.
Oh really, okay, okay.
Did you think I was gonna go this?
Don't stop believing.
No, I mean, I think the other band has a,
yeah, I know what you guys are talking about now,
but this one is, I mean, it's an all time.
Dude, and you know what's tough is- Sopranos, baby. I'll say this, oh, go ahead, sorry this one is, I mean it's an all time. Dude, and you know what's tough is?
Sopranos, baby.
I'll say this, oh go ahead, sorry.
Sopranos, that's all I got.
Sopranos, I'll say this, I'll say this,
it's a great song, I love listening to it,
but I think it just got knocked down by the culture
as a corn ball song way too much.
It's been over commercialized.
It's in glee, it's in the baseball games.
But they pick it because it's so good. It's in Laglee, it's in the baseball games. But they pick it because it's so good.
It's in Laguna Beach.
Laguna Beach, yeah.
Laguna Beach.
It's been elevated, that's the highest form of art.
That's hilarious, it's in Laguna Beach and Sopranos.
Yeah.
And you know what, I'll fucking say this,
Laguna Beach was good.
Yeah, it was.
Laguna Beach was.
Oh, everyone knows.
Laguna Beach ripped.
Dude, yeah, no, you're not wrong.
In my state, Cavalieri.
There's songs, and you guys are still pitching.
There's bands on here where the songs,
and one of the things is commentary in a movie,
and this is what I thought you were gonna pick, Carmen,
but you didn't do it.
It's just commercialization of these things.
But I mean, dude, it's so good,
because it's so, I mean, come on.
It's really good, it's legit, bro.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
Cadillac had to ruin it, you know or...
Whatever.
Cream Jeans, delete that comment.
Delete it bro, you're stepping on me.
Yeah, yeah, it's a great song.
Small town girl, living in a lonely world.
She took from me my carry-on and...
Can you imagine never hearing this?
Chad, I think you're gonna like that one
What cream Jesus seconds? Oh, yeah, I noticed that one. You know, I didn't think about that one though I love my boy new jen. Oh, sorry. I shouldn't say this
Yeah, Carmen you made a good point if you were to be a space alien and come down here and listen to these songs for
The first time you'd be so stoked you'd be fucking so when you were born in the USA
All right, dude, that was a great pick all right so cuz I'm gonna change my
14 later no I'm changing it because yeah, I actually don't think you should be able to can do it
What I'm on their side yeah, you flip-flopper
I know because you because when I said I want to change it you're like no only me and so now I don't think you should be able to do it. You can't do it. What? I'm on their side. Yeah.
You flip-flopper, dude.
I know because when I said I want to change it, you're like, no, only me.
So now I don't like-
I didn't say that.
No, I think you stole that guy's joke.
No, you don't.
Stole that motherfucker's joke.
Stole that shit.
I'll take it.
I gotta find a way to prove it.
I gotta find a test.
All right. I gotta prove it. I gotta find a test. Alright.
With my last pick, I'm going with a song not a lot of you guys know.
Beyond being a picker, a podcaster, a comedian,
and a father, what I am most of all is an educator.
I introduce people to things.
I change their artistic palette.
I change what they taste. I changed what they taste.
I changed what becomes their taste.
That is why I'm going with Marshall Tucker Band,
Can't You See.
Oh, great song.
I love this song. For my money,
this is the greatest rock song of all time.
It's because of the instrumentation.
It's got all the instruments.
They sound crisp.
The musicality of it is on another level.
And then again, it's about having your heart broken by a broad that is what every great song is about. That's what all great art is about
Yeah, true true
Damn, the uh, it's a great didn't you I think you took this on another list, too
I want to say you did maybe our love songs list
Or break up. Oh, this is great. I think you took it. is really cool I like this song is beautiful this little fucking what the intro just play
because that's really what's special about it
yeah wow oh yeah it looks like they're painting doesn't it?
wow dude
well I'm gonna throw this on the playlist.
Fuck it.
Great song, yeah.
I love this song.
Really good.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let it talk, baby.
Let it talk.
I can feel that in my taint.
Do you know what this song is right now?
It's tasty
This is what you fucking
Drink a drink of Marg on the beach in Cabo
I was gonna say you have a fucking on it take a freight train. You've got a Budweiser, dude You're still in your work boots hands are still a little dirty
Bar around the corner from the mill you work out
All right, my last pick last pick of the draft. All right guys. I know exactly what I'm gonna pick
I'm gonna I'm gonna end strong. JT knows. I love this song. I've cranked it
many a time
You know as much as I want, can I list other bands?
During my, as much as I want to pick Korn or Limp Bizkit,
I just don't think they would perform in this draft.
So, and Nickelback, and Creed.
Can I say something on that Limp Bizkit?
Yeah.
I wanted to do Roland so bad.
It's a great song.
I mean, Break Stuff brings down the house. Yeah, that's I take my shirt off every time
I like rolling because I
Had a sketch I do with the guy and we would actually connect like this and we'd roll and I actually like
Fucked up my knee doing that but we'd get on the ground
We'd start we'd fight it would be like a normal sketch and then we'd wrestle to the ground and then we would be like, you know, like long ways like this to connect to each other
and then we'd just start rolling across the stage and it would play.
And it would work and you know, sorry, but go ahead.
I want to hear what you guys say.
Stan Rollins is a great track.
Marshall Sick.
Stan I'm gonna go with Everlong by Foo Fighters.
Marshall Oh, it's a beautiful song dude. just it just bangs every time it gets you pumped up
That's my favorite thing is to get pumped up and ever long does that
I can't believe
Fucking that's a great pic dude. I can't believe hero by foo fighters isn't on this
Fucking that's a great pick dude. I can't believe hero by Foo Fighters isn't on this
Or heroes by David Bowie love that song
I thought about doing that wait what about a talking head song?
The place I was I have that on the list this must be the place, but it's sweet it doesn't rock It doesn't I think it's like kind of like a like It's a love song kind of.
What genre would Talking Heads be?
I'd put it as pop. I know that they like come from like rock.
Really? Progressive rock or something?
That's interesting. I'd put it as pop.
It's so good though.
I love them. I love Talking Heads.
And like stop making sense. I mean all their shit rips. He's a genius but
Oh bro this little
Rifferini right here. There's not much cock in
You need a little cock to be rock
Yes, you do you know talking heads are very not cock
Yeah, bro right here
Man oh no way no one. I'm real bad
Did you just got out of detention the The girl you have a crush on.
She's on a date with a senior, dude.
She's on a date with a senior, dude.
Why?
Dude, you're in her backpack.
This is smooth.
This is smooth.
This is smooth, wack, baby.
Yeah.
This is what, you get in your truck and you just cruise.
Dude, there's no one in my high school gets me.
This is a good song.
We gotta hear the chorus.
This is a great song to get in your truck and just beat it to it.
Oh, dude.
Big time.
Big time.
Big time.
Big time.
Big time.
Big time. Big time. Big time. Big time. Big time. You get in your truck and you just cruise. Dude, no one in my high school gets me! It's a good song.
We gotta hear the chorus.
It's a great song to get in your truck and just beat it to it.
Oh, dude. Big time.
Sit in the backseat, really treat yourself nice.
This is like when you're moving from like West Hollywood to Culver City,
pack up your car.
First ride over.
Lettermann said he listened to it when he was having his heart surgery,
not during the heart surgery, but before and after.
He loves Foo Fighters. I've seen Letterman live twice.
Foo Fighters musical guys both times.
I was like, why is it always Foo Fighters?
They're everywhere, dude.
Dave Grohl called his virgins one time.
Yeah. Why?
We were moshing at his concert. He's like, you see all these guys moshing? All huge virgins.
And we were like,
bro, if Kurt Cobain didn't, hey, isn't it kind of interesting?
I was eating pizza, actually.
I had a piece of pizza in my hand.
It was mainly directed at,
cause JT was going a little harder with his bro.
Hey, something interesting.
We were in the pit.
We weren't in seats.
True, we were in the stand up area.
But he pointed at you guys.
He pointed at us, you see these guys? We thought he was gonna give us like love. We were in the stand up area. But he pointed at you guys. He pointed at us.
You see these guys?
We thought he was going to give us like love.
We were like, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Because all these guys are huge virgins and losers.
The whole crowd like booed us and we were like.
And when was this?
Last week?
Jingle Ball 2006.
Shut up.
Last week, bro.
You wish, bro.
I noticed something cool about this list.
Start with the Nirvana, end with the Foo Fighters.
Oh.
Dave Grohl.
Yeah.
Dave Grohl.
He's got a big footprint.
So this kind of worked out nice.
Dude, let's change inside out to...
Yeah, what was it gonna be?
No, I mean, we're not letting you change it.
There's no way we're letting you change it.
But I wanna hear what you would pick.
I would go with Boyzr Back in Town, Thin Lizard.
Great song. All right. Great back in town thin Liz great song
Great song that's a great song. That's actually my list. I'm not gonna change it
I'm not gonna change it, but one thing that I think kind of rocks. Oh, can I change it if he's changing it guys? Yeah
Changing gimme shelter. No, you can't do that. All right, but
I was I would do cherry pie by Warren. Yeah cherry pie is great. You need a song like that
This was so academic bro. Where's the fucking love and pussy and love and job cherry pie warren?
Can we just play it just to say just because I know the fans forgot dude. And also yeah
What's the song from the end of old school?
Here I go again. Yeah, white snakes amazing., I mean, we didn't do any Boston or more than a feeling is great. And then also the one for I can't believe
I should have done this. You guys would have respected me more. Kansas as well. Kansas.
I wanted to pick Chop Suey, System of a Down.
That would have been good.
Chop Suey.
Bro, switch out Sum 41 for that and I think you win.
Yeah, damn it, Blink 182.
Yeah, Blink 182, yeah.
Wait, what if we all get one Swapper Rude?
No, dude, no.
Yeah, cause then Strider can fix his list too,
cause he should have done semi-sonic closing time
to finish the list.
Oh, that's what you thought I was gonna do.
Yeah, cause you're like, this is at the end of the night at the bar
What I guess I got no California Phantom Planet great song song
We
California
There's no pink Floyd on here like comfortably numb, but it's kind of a little too like
He's too slow. That's real progressive rock slow for me. Also. We're not I'm not a rush guy time
But rush time is my favorite time. Yeah, we're back. We're back. Everything's come full circle because when time finally hits dude
You're like, yeah dripping away
What do you guys think of California Cation good song?
But if I was going chili peps I go probably under the bridge even though it's more of a ballad. Or can't stop. I used to like, I feel like chili peppers I liked in
college when I was like, I don't really know too much about music. I'm supposed to like chili
peppers and now I'm just kind of like, I don't know. I think they get disrespected a little. I
think their musicianship is really, like Franchante I think is a genius. Yeah, it's ours. Yeah, I think it's just cuz he does his His cadence is so like it feels like it's what every 13 year old would try if they were the lead singer of a band
Mm-hmm, but I think I think it works. I don't know. I think
I agree. I'm with you. It feels like they've kind of gone the way of Maroon 5 a little bit
I mean that is damning credence clear
Credence clear water credence clear water was on my life fortunate son fortunate son Little bit I mean that is damning
Credence Clearwater was on my life
Fortunate son Fortunate Son was on my list obviously that riff in the beginning of Fortunate Son is
Ozzy Osbourne true. Yeah, I'll spirit in the skies a banger. Oh Norman Greenbaum Here's one that I was like, I don't know if this is rock enough. I was wondering about tears for fears
I was like, I don't know if this is rock enough. I was wondering about tears for fears
Yes tears for great song everybody wants to rule the world. Everybody wants to rule the world and head over heels Yeah, I'm just like but I was like, I don't know if these are rock enough
There's some great I think everybody wants to rule the world is a beautiful beautiful song
Yeah
Actually, I'm gonna change it out again. What about radiohead? Yeah for sure
I mean, I'm not I'm not a big radiohead guy
But I respect it's almost too good of music to be on the best rock list of all time interesting
That's almost just like best
Music best music. We would do that would be an interesting draft best music. Yeah
We where do we then you got people picking Sinatra and whatnot? Yeah exactly
Yeah, you got exactly you guys like an Elvis song like an Elvis song, like Suspicious Minds.
Yeah, yeah.
Like these guys that made rock and roll,
like Buddy Holly or Chuck Berry needs to be on there.
Yeah.
It's sublime.
Yes, April 26th.
We consider it rock.
Bro, yeah bro, it's California Soul.
California Soul.
And, and, April 26th, 1992,
if you listen to that song.
Is it loud enough?
Bro, if you play it loud,
and do that riff, have you heard?
Bam, da-da-da-da- been there down there down there that one for sure
You were sitting home watching your TV while I was parked in some in some anarchy the first spot
We hit it was the liquor store. I finally got all that alcohol. I can't afford
Fucking I don't know bro. If you're white, you love Sublime.
You love him.
If you grew up in Orange, dude, Orange,
I used to go visit my de facto older brother,
Ian in San Diego, bro, in Encinitas.
We'd get in his truck and he'd put on Sublime.
Dude, we were criminals.
If you're a white dude, you have two posters in your room.
Sublime, Fight Club.
Yep.
For sure. And I did have both those and Joe Montana
Did you imagine if you went to a chicks room and she had those two posters?
You'd be like, where is he?
Straight to the b-hole. Um, wait, can we can we play one song real quick?
I think I'm gonna replace Eve six with this actually I really appreciate you guys. I'm gonna do
I'm gonna replace Eve Six with this actually. I really appreciate you guys letting me do this. No, no, there's no way.
Damn, this is like the third replacement.
No replacement.
We're gonna get all the repla-
Dude, will you play Children of the Revolution by T-Rex?
Oh, good song. Yeah, great song.
Oh dude, yeah, I forgot about T-Rex.
Can we change out some of JT's songs for-
Yeah, bro, bro, bro, great song.
Let this one go a little bit. Yeah, yeah, there's- Bro, great song.
Let this one go a little bit.
Not yet, not yet.
Okay, so can I say something? Yeah, go ahead.
Oh yeah, go ahead.
Oh yeah, go ahead, go ahead.
Pretty cool. Alright, that's it. Thanks, Jay.
Can I say something?
What was it?
So...
Absolutely wrong, dude.
I think absolutely wrong.
Jay Bowe!
New rule.
Jay Bowe!
New rule.
New rule.
JT's in the penalty. changed songs too many times so now I get to change one of his songs for something for him
Whoa, so I'm gonna change out. Oh fucker. That's a good rule
I'm gonna change out the Marshall Tucker band can't see you
No, don't take that one. It's my you you're in the penalty pal, so I'm changing that song out for
Child's Play by Drake.
What?
What?
Dude, you dirty fucker, dude.
You can't do that, bro.
You're in the penalty, dog.
No, dude.
That's how it be, shit, dude.
That's actually kind of fair.
All right, well then as a friendly, I think we should let Chad replace Sum 41, because
then I think he could win.
Nah, dude.
I stick by, I love Sum 41, dude.
We got to stick to our guns, which was a sick a sick heavy hardcore band by my buddy Connor in high school.
I'm Kendrick all day, baby. Sorry.
Should we call Aaron?
Yeah.
Hey Ron, we're doing the best rock songs of all time.
We got Carmen Christopher with us and we got some banger list bro.
Are you ready to decide?
Yes.
Fire.
Oh, and no one pandered. No one eats world. I'm sorry brother. Sorry, dude
That's totally fine
It's pissed
Well, let's see all right. Did you guys already recap lists and everything?
No, we could use a list recap
Okay, we've got Nirvana smells like teen spirit spirit, Bruce Springsteen, born in the USA,
The Who, Baba O'Reilly, Jimi Hendrix, all along the watchtower, Gimme Shelter by the
Rolling Stones, then we've got Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody, ACDC, you shook me all night long,
Guns N' Roses, Sweet Child of Mine, Bad Company, Feel Like Making Love, Journey, Don't Stop
Believing, then we've got Leonard
Skinner, Freebird, The Killers, Mr. Brightside, Kings of Leon, Sex on Fire, Eve
Six, Inside Out, and the Marshall Tucker Band, Can't You See? And then finally
we've got Rage Against the Machine, Kill It In the Name, Metallica, Enter Sandman, Aerosmith, Sweet Emotion, Sum41, Fatlip, and Foo Fighters Everlong.
Nice.
All right.
Some of these, some of you, two people on this list took it seriously.
Interesting, yep.
I know who he thinks took it seriously. I know who he does. I hope. Who
do you think, well, who are they? We'll have to wait for him to say it, but I know who
he is. Yeah. I'm not familiar, the only song I don't know on this list is the Marshall Tucker band Can't You See. Yep, it's the best song on the list.
It's at five, if it's a bend I'll allow it. I don't know it. Listen to it after we're done.
It's not uh, it's not winning me over. Um, strong start to that list, Litter Skin and Sweet A Bird, that's one of the best songs ever written. written. Some of the best guitar soloing you'll ever find.
Okay, I think I need to rank them.
Mm-hmm.
And I think I'm gonna go...
I think I'm gonna have to go with for number four,
Rage Against the Machine, K against the machine, killing the name.
Aaron, you are out of your fucking skull, dude.
Yo, what is going on?
That's what's up, good job.
Oh my god.
He got number one on every pick.
Oh my god, dude.
From my online watchers, dude.
Carmen called it, dude.
The chat's cha-cha-cha.
The chat's just a bunch of little fucking Drake fans.
Wow, dude. Aaron knows what's up, bro.
Oh my god.
I mean, Aaron's that guy.
This whole league is horse shit.
I got to say, Aaron, I love where your head's at.
If you're picking the top five if you're
picking five songs that you love and fat lips on it I think you're insane all
right all right fucking Jimmy dickwad otherwise an okay list everlong's great
sweet emotion, the song, Metallica has better songs than our Sandman. Rage, I'm not sure if Killing in the Name is the song I'd pick from them, but it's a good
song.
It's a banger of a start, even under Sandman, really good.
Aerosmith is a drop off.
Fat Lip, you fall to the cliff.
Alright, enough, enough.
Let's hear the rest of it. I love you, Shane.
And then number three...
Number three, I think I'm, even though it starts off strong,
with Leonard scared of Free Bird, Mr. Brightside, Sex on Fire,
that's all good. Inside Out, feels like a joke pick to me.
Yeah, what if you replaced Inside Out there's no replace boys are back in town
and I believe me I love Malcolm on on Twitter he's one of the funniest people
you can follow the lead sir of you six but and then I don't know what the
Marshall Tucker band song is I have no idea listen to that one. We all didn't know but it is
Can't sway me now, you're right. You're right. He's right so far. So number one is gonna be tough
You're both bangers
Whoever whoever the two men put these together dominated us really knew the assignment
Really did a good job here
dominated us really knew the assignment really did a good job here including bad company in here is not like a down-in-the-middle move which I like yeah
great but I know it's at four that's great it's a good spot for that but man
the other list is really I mean yeah I don't know if it's the best song ever written at the time. It was a huge deal, but...
It's the definition of rock, baby. Come on, he killed himself. Give me a break.
I mean, yeah, it is one of those things where it's like, well, is Bohemian Rhapsody the best rock song ever written?
He died of AIDS. That's pretty rock and roll.
Yeah. Two thirds of it are, like, two thirds of it definitely rock,
but like, there's a big piano and opera.
But then you back it up with ACDC,
like you're not fucking around.
I will say on a personal note, and this does not affect the list
and its ranking, the best song is Separate Waves,
and I will not hear anything
oh that's a good call that was supposed to be on that list that rocks it has the dumbest music
video ever and it hurts it but uh it is a great song vocal performance um i have to go nirvana
too and number one is bohemian rhapsody. Fuck you, Aaron. What's up, Aaron?
Let's go.
You fucker.
Is that back to back dubs?
No, you won last time, I think.
I'll take second place.
Did I win with Rob?
No, I had to give you the belt.
You won.
No, you left the value.
Strider won the take at home.
Strider won the last one I judged.
Yeah.
Aaron, that's a dub, baby.
No, there's two.
There's one in between.
I won, won, then lost, then won. But baby, I'm looking good's a dub baby. No, there's two there's one in between I won one then lost then one but baby
I'm looking good right now baby. Yeah, Aaron where where where am I where where specifically is
This list beating the other list like where specifically oh good question
hmm, I
Number one if you don't know I think Nirvana smells like teen spirits kind of basin
I'm switching out Nirvana smells like scene surfer Nirvana come as you are
No still is
Listen you guys are scared of guys who commit suicide
Spirit at three and Bob O'Reilly 1, I think it's a stronger list.
Or even all along with Watchtower 1, or maybe Shelter even.
Yeah.
Aaron's big on the order.
No Lickin' Spirit belongs.
It belongs.
Like, don't get me wrong.
But as a number 1, it's, I don't know.
I've also heard it a thousand million times.
Aaron, Chad's pissed in my
But there you know I never met you but I would have won the populace vote
The people did they picked you number one on every single one I feel like all these dudes want to fuck Chad
Cutest we were we like oh dudes want to fuck Chad. They're just like, we think Chad's the cutest. We like, oh Chad, that was such a-
Oh my god, some 41 fat man!
Oh! Oh!
All these dudes just want to fuck you.
That's chill.
Which is dope. I think you're cool.
I'm just saying what these- your little fans are like, we just think he's cute.
Like, get the fuck out of here. I have that effect on dudes
Chad you're good a great job judging dude
Love you
Never met you but you seem cool
I got a good electric. Yeah, I think I'm down as an a genuine electric fan. Yeah, Carmen, you were electric, dude.
I think you're gonna go down as an all-time guest.
Yeah, yeah, great work in there.
I had a blast, you guys are dope.
Thanks for having me.
Wait, special, once again.
Oh yeah, live from the Windy City.
It is on YouTube, February 3rd.
Just watch it, click it.
And you guys know Carmen, he was an English teacher,
he's on The Bear, he's a good actor,
good comedic performer all around, you guys will enjoy it.
Alright, do it all.
A tour de force.
But hey, all jokes aside, let me tell you guys what, you fans, we were going at it back and forth, end of the day, it's all fun and I love you.
No, don't back off, I think we should cut that.
You motherfuckers!
Yeah! You motherfuckers! Someone to guide you There's lots to happen There's roads beside you
Go and see
Go and see
That's the theme
Of Go and See
The Jadam Jadam Team