Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 379 - DRAFT - WORST ACTRESSES
Episode Date: February 26, 2025Today we are joined by Chris Parr and Strider Wilson to draft - The worst actresses of all time. After Last week's draft of actors, we decided to pick actresses list as well. In this snake draft..., each bro will make 4 selections and will give a dank reasoning behind each one to get the judges approval. Today we have a LIVE chat voting and we also call Mr. Cream aka Aaron. This is our first time attempting to draft worsts, Let us know what you think of this format instead of bests! LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW ON WHO YOU THINK WON!! We are live streaming a Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour! WE JUST ADDED BRAND NEW cities for 2025!Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Here is the Total Draft Standings: (s/o HandA on reddit)Chad: 9 wins JT: 9 wins Strider: 10 wins Chris Parr: 9 winsBrad Fuller: 1 win (The Ultimate Champ)Joe Marrese: 0 wins (THE PEOPLES CHAMP)Kevin Fard: 0 wins Thanks to Our Sponsors: STASH investing- Start your investment journey today with Stash! Earn a free 25$ to start by going to Get.Stash.com/godeep. VIIA HEMP: Get high quality and legal hemp in the United States. Must be 21 years of age to purchase. go to VIIAHEMP.com and use code GODEEP at checkout. MagicMind, Easy Rider, Botanic Tonics
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Alright, legends.
You have an issue?
I clogged my sink last night like an idiot putting noodles down the disposal.
Just too many noodles?
You should check, do you have a, you should see if um...
I do have the reset?
Yeah, where you just take an allen wrench and you put it in the bottom and you just
turn it.
If you have an in-sink-er-ator.
I don't think it's an in-sink-er-ator.
Or uh, it's pretty common cause like I had a plug.
Jake, let's get all this.
Yeah.
This is good.
This is good.
The plumber was like, hey, next time,
you won't have to call me.
If this works, you should be fine.
Really?
You just take an Allen wrench to the bottom
and you just turn it just a little bit.
Cause that'll unlock it a lot of times, at least
for the one that I have.
But I think it's pretty common this one has
It could very well have it. I'm the least handy guy in the world
I'll I know there's a reset button at the bottom. I press that and it kind of helps things
I think it's a manual one version of that
I kind of wish I was there to watch the plumber work so I could learn see what he does
Just look just look underneath and see if there's a spot where like an Allen wrench would fit and then just do it
I have a million Allen wrenches to from key IKEA
Yeah, I was keeping do you always keep them too? I had really good
I had a bunch of plumber experiences last week
I think plumbers probably the most underrated people in our culture. You got to know they say no a plumber know a doctor
It's true. And I think plumbing was what expanded our lifestyle, our lifespan the most of any
innovation. Dude, like modern sanitation is what allowed us to get past a lot of illness.
I had a plumber come over last week. Our water wasn't working. No water in the house.
I had to go shower at the gym. Guy comes over. Great guy. He's explaining everything to me.
We're getting on wonderfully.
Turns out our water regulator's broken.
He's like, listen man, I could replace it,
but to be honest with you, you seem like a good guy,
and we charge the most out of everybody.
You should go to somebody else.
No way, that's awesome.
Yeah, he was awesome.
And then the next guy came, he helped out.
He's like, yeah, it's water regulator.
He fixed one thing, I tipped him.
And then he was like, thank you, man. Thank you so much
He was so sweet and then something else went wrong when he came back and went to tip him again
He's like no, I won't take it. I didn't do a good job the first time bro
This guy this guy's the most honor of anyone. Oh, it's two different guys two different plumbers
Great guys not doing it for the bones just trying to help so who fixed it the second guy did fix it
It took a minute.
We had multiple issues.
Basically, because the kids were running water a lot more
and our water softener wasn't working.
It was way out of date.
So it was putting pebbles.
We're getting through into all the different drains
and it was blocking everything out.
It's a little weird how it happened all simultaneous.
I still don't quite know what happened.
I feel like maybe they just didn't explain something
that wasn't worth telling me or maybe they messed them up
But overall just wonderful dudes
Everything's working right as rain and just since just very good guys. I said the last one guy that I had he's like he's like man
Don't worry like look we could go through the company or like, you know
I was like great like I totally I've tried to do this in the past and the guys like no call through
Okay, but then the guy who's like, yeah, like I'll take I've tried to do this in the past and the guy's like, no, call through the company and I'm like, fuck, okay. But then the guy who was like, yeah,
like I'll take care of you, don't worry about it.
The thing that was gonna take like a day took like six.
Like it's like, yeah, yeah, I'll be around,
don't worry man, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Like would say it like a million,
would talk to me for like 20 minutes on the porch
about how he's got me.
And then like every day was like, yeah, no, no, no,
I'll for sure, sure oh dude I had
to get this other thing and that store's closed now so I got to do it but then he did do it and
like he was super responsive but it was just like I got you but like yeah you were on a friend
time line not on like a work time line and I'm kind of like next time I go to call, I'm like, I don't know. He was really nice and I want to have a plumber that I can call.
It's so true.
Yeah.
The service was, you did the job.
I don't know though.
Timely?
No.
Effective?
Yes.
Dude, now I guess it makes sense.
You know, they have all these, what are these?
These porno movies where the plumber is banging the wife.
Yeah.
Maybe we get it now, these are just good,
they're kinda just good dudes.
I get it.
Good song, guys.
I remember I had a plumbing issue
where the drain outside on my driveway was overflowing
and so there was just water going into the street.
My neighbor's like, I'm calling the city.
I was like, thanks.
And so the property management wouldn't respond.
They're horrible.
And so I ended up calling a plumber myself.
He's like, what is it?
Septic?
I'm like, yeah, septic.
You had no idea.
Yeah, I was like, yeah, we got a septic tank right there.
And he shows up, he's like, where's the tank?
And I'm like, I think it's under the grass.
He's like, what the fuck are you talking about?
He's like, I can drill's under the grass. He's like what the fuck He's like I can drill this but I don't even and I ended up paying like $2,000
No way, it's crazy how expensive everything is. Yeah, especially at the beginning of the year the payments come in where you're like
Oh, yeah, I do like my parents set up life insurance for me like when I was a kid
And so I always get the life insurance payment like late January.
I'm like, oh fuck.
It just comes in where they're like,
we need thousands of dollars.
Right.
Yeah.
Dude, if you think about it like whatever your tax rate is,
like the first three months of the year,
you're just paying Uncle Sam.
Oh yeah.
The first, maybe four.
Yeah.
That's money that's gone dude.
And then you have eight months to collect for yourself.
How much cheaper would it be?
Because the one guy was gonna charge
2300 bucks for the water regulator.
He's like, dude, that's crazy.
He's like, you can get it for like 750.
And then the next guy did 750
and then for the next part of it was 250.
So I paid like a thought.
If you Google AI it, it's like,
oh, it costs like 300 to 800 bucks.
And I'm like, nah, I don't know. I was like, all right, I'm definitely on the high side of the range, but I'm also in California
Maybe just the cost of services or more for sure then I was like how much would it cost if I could do it?
Right, dude. I have no skills. I thought about this. I don't deserve a car
I don't deserve anything
I can't use it or like explain it like I shouldn't even be allowed to play Xbox or use these microphones like I have no
skills to do anything Yeah, yeah, I shouldn't even be allowed to play Xbox or use these microphones. Like, I have no skills to do anything in life.
But you could learn.
Yeah, yeah.
I probably could.
Like, build a microphone, probably not, but like, make my own car, no chance.
Plumbing, I might be able to figure it out.
I think we could fix a water regulator.
Can you like hang a TV?
Yes.
Honestly, bro, in drywall, probably not.
I'm getting there.
You just gotta find a stud.
You just gotta find a stud.
I'm getting there with like, I think I could,
mostly though I would be like,
hey babe, you gotta help me out.
We could do this together.
Dude, call me.
Together we can do it.
But like me alone, I'm like, I'll come over.
If you have a water regulator issue
or you gotta put a TV up, I'll come, dude.
Also like, TV is lower stakes than plumbing.
Yeah.
Oh, plumbing is 100%.
Yeah, you're not getting through the night.
The wife's very upset.
Well also like if it like,
if you don't know that you messed something up
and there's just water collecting behind a wall or something.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
With our water regulator,
he had to cut the pipes and reshape them and stuff.
And once it got, if it was a one-to-one,
like just replace the water regulator with a new one.
And I didn't have to move any of the other like,
ancillary stuff.
Yeah, you just screw it on. Just screw it in. I was like, maybe I can handle that. But once he was like, no,'t have to move any of the other like ancillary stuff. Just screwed it on.
Just screwed it on.
I was like, maybe I can handle that.
But once he was like,
no, I have to do like a T-bar connection.
I was like,
oh yeah.
You just elevated to a whole new skill level.
Yeah, you were like, no, I know.
That's why I called you.
Cause I can't be doing T-bar things right now.
I'm jacked up my hand.
But dude, I do love understanding a concept
when they're like, here's what's going on.
I'm like, right.
So the pebbles are getting through
and it's backing up into the filter. We're just waiting. He's like, yeah,'s going on. I'm like, right, so the pebbles are getting through and it's backing up into the filter.
We're just waiting, he's like, yeah, you get it.
I'm like, thank you, thank you.
That's awesome, dude.
There's the most handy thing I've ever done
was putting a bidet on my toilet.
Or like, I had to find where to turn the water off.
I was like, excellent, I found that.
That's pretty cool.
It actually felt pretty handy.
Yeah.
To put it back together, it was great.
Do you still use a bidet?
Changed my life, best thing I've ever done in my life.
Really?
I recommend doing one. I prefer hemorrhoids. Dude, I've ever done in my life. Really? I recommend Daniel.
I prefer hemorrhoids.
Dude, I have hemorrhoids.
I'm telling you right now, bro.
Get the bidet.
You will love it.
This podcast needs a bidet sponsor, dude.
Let's go.
We had one for sec then COVID hit.
That's when I put mine in.
Yeah, I don't know why COVID affected it.
Oh yeah.
But we had one for like a month.
Kind of makes sense because everyone bought up toilet paper.
So it was the best time to get up a day was during COVID.
We should reach out to them.
Yeah, you're pooping all day at home.
Yeah, dude, let's give a big shout out
to gnarly old goat dude
who just fixed his own disposal yesterday
like a real tradesman.
Wow. Let's go.
And then good guy Nate replaced his own
capacitor on his AC unit.
Saved the day for his wife and kids.
What a stuff, dude.
What a beast.
Look at your face.
He's just like a capacitator.
You just went dead behind the eyes.
I thought he was like,
that made me think like back to the future or something.
What is a capacitator?
Yeah, bro.
What is a capacitator?
AC unit, interesting.
Mom Lem knows how to do a ton of stuff.
She's a beast.
By the time I die, I'll have so many life skills
that would have helped.
Right.
Yeah, if you could start all over again.
It's like Russ says from a True Detective,
life's short to get good at one thing.
Yeah, my lady will, she keeps getting water filters.
She's hell bent on water filters, but I like can't figure it out.
So she said, can you put on the water filter?
I'm like, I'm trying to figure out this joke on like semen retention.
You are an artist.
You do need space to like for your mind to wander, bro.
You know, my wife's big on air filters right now because the fires.
Yeah.
I think we got three air filters.
I almost was gonna scoop another one up from you, but she got one already.
Yeah, we got one.
We got a couple.
But I don't know, those are great.
I do, you wanna use those right now.
I love it.
I'm in for chest and AQI.
Everything's fine and dandy,
but then you get the right person in your ear
and they're like,
that doesn't measure for what kind of particles.
So true.
But my house sounds like the airport.
Like you walk by like, vv, you don't like that industrial buzz
It's not meditated for you. No, but actually you know what though if if we're doing if I'm sleeping at night
I don't mind it actually it's white noise right, but if I'm doing stuff during the day, it's a lot
Do you fall asleep in bed with your wife? I rarely we rarely go to bed at the same time
Do you do you go? No, I got better early. She goes about late. Do you fall asleep? Yeah, I usually fall asleep first. Do you go to bed? No, I go to bed early. She goes to bed late. Do you fall asleep?
I usually fall asleep first.
Do you guys get into bed together?
Often.
Wow.
That's nice.
I used to stay up later, but with the little one, dude,
I just, I get fucking tired.
Yeah.
I get tired.
And once I get in bed, I've just,
I was always like hang out on the couch
and then as soon as I'm ready for bed, I would get in bed and I'd like be asleep in a minute.
She likes to read in bed and like settle down.
I do that sometimes but then I'll start reading and I'm getting better at reading in bed but
it used to be like I'd read like one sentence but I'm like, fuck, I'm just gonna be out.
It's a good way to go down.
I usually go down pretty fast, it's nice.
That's great.
Getting in bed at the same time as your sig. Oh is good for the relationship
It's not gonna be bad for my relays. I don't think we sleep is good. It's a good it's it's nice
It's sweet. But yeah, I don't know. I gotta fall asleep on the couch. I need the TV to be playing and stuff
I know. Oh, yeah, if you got that's a that's a big thing. Yeah, I'm big on
I don't do the TV
I mean I can like turn off the TV and then go right to bed
But I don't know. I kind of stopped watching TV
in the bedroom a while.
I did it like in high school and then that was kind of it.
Cause I never, in college,
I didn't have a TV in my room and I liked it.
Cause then I would just,
once I like crossed the threshold,
it was like his bedtime.
Yeah, we don't have a TV in our room.
Do you guys have TVs in your room?
We do, but we never use it.
You know what we have?
We just got this, my dank ass wife just got this
for her birthday, a projector.
It's like a hundred bucks.
Oh!
It auto focuses on whatever wall.
So like if Jake's way would auto focus
and then the audio comes straight out of the thing
and it works like a smart TV.
Like you can download Netflix, HBO, whatever you want.
Boom.
And you don't need a physical TV. Do you point the remote at the bro? It reads it, whatever you want. Boom, and you just stream. And you don't need a physical TV?
Do you point the remote at the bro?
It reads it, it's easy.
Yeah, so like, but like, where do you point the remote?
I'm just curious.
You know, I can put it back
because we put it on our headboard behind us.
Oh, so you do point it at it.
And I go like, you know what's funny?
You probably don't need to.
The wife holds the remote.
How's it?
My household, the wife holds the remote, dude.
How's the quality? How's the quality? Dude, the wife holds the remote, dude. How is the quality?
How's the quality?
Dude, the quality's amazing.
And we don't even have a-
Wait, you don't ever hold it?
I never hold it, she, yeah.
So you ask her to change it?
Even when I play Xbox, I'm like,
hey babe, can you press the button?
Yeah, and when we live together,
I hold the remote most of the time.
Pars always hold the remote.
And then sometimes you were a younger sib,
so you didn't have the remote.
Wow.
You might go your whole life.
Oh. I would not have a remote. I didn't have the remote. Wow, you might go your whole life
And when she's that and when she's when she's out of the house for the day and you're just traipsing around me like Hey, can you turn on the TV from your phone?
There's a commercial can you see there's anything on FX she's got the app
And Marco has an extra remote, right? Yeah, Marco has a remote of his own.
He'll have the remote when he comes over.
Yeah, I was the...
I didn't get to talk to you guys about Marco,
but you guys have covered it pretty good.
I think I understand what's going on.
Marco covers everything.
Yeah, I think I understand what's going on.
I think our wives are really getting into Jiu Jitsu.
It's great, yeah.
Yeah, for sure, for sure.
He put the projector in our bedroom,
and yeah, and our bed's big enough.
My wife, him, then me, all kind of hang out.
It's the most excited the ladies have ever been for the Super Bowl.
Oh, they hung out with Marco?
Did he throw a party?
Yeah, he did.
They went over for his halftime show.
Yeah.
Yeah, he did a full-on halftime show.
That's sick.
Chad and I kind of hung back.
I think something's up.
We went out to get more ice.
He said the girls are really gonna need some ice.
Yeah, we went to get ice and he just kept sending us
on errands so we never actually got to watch the game.
Oh, I know I said one bag but I actually need two
so we can just go run out again.
So we never actually even saw Marco.
We kind of just went to Ralph's Target.
What did they say about the show? They said it was exhausting. So we never actually even saw Marco. We kind of were just went to Ralph's Target.
What did they say about the show?
They said it was exhausting. Yeah, yeah.
They said like they've never been like
seen things from that perspective.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, she was like drained afterwards.
And I was like, watching football got you that tired?
She's like, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So.
That makes sense. It's all very stimulating. It's all, it's like, yeah. Yeah. So. That makes sense.
It's all checks out to me.
It's very stimulating.
It's all, it's all pretty normal if you ask me.
Totally, it's too genzoo, I mean.
Yeah.
Did you watch SNL?
I did, I watched the whole,
pretty much the whole brawling pass.
I was like kind of bouncing around
trying to fix the sink and do shit.
I watched clips.
It was cool.
It was cool, it was fun.
I was like, dude, it was just,
Sandler was, that was awesome. That was awesome. It was cool. It was fun. I was like dude. It was just Sandler was that was awesome
That was awesome. That was awesome. Yeah, I always crushes it. Yeah
Mm-hmm. Did you watch any of the music? I
I watched
Yeah, yeah, I did. I'm Paul Simon in the beginning and that I mean did I miss some why club why?
Lauren Hill. Oh Robbie sent that Robin one. I need to watch that.
That one was good.
Because I fucking love that song.
Lauren Hill did a song?
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
Dude, honestly, the one that got me the most hype
was the Backstreet Boys.
They did one?
It was so sweet.
Yeah, I think it was actually the one
the crowd got the most hype for too.
They did I Want It That Way and like,
you really realize that was,
it is kind of the song of our generation.
Yeah.
So I kind of, and then Brian has dysphonia. He has kind of like a, a vocal fry, sort of like song of our generation. Like, it's so iconic. And then Brian has dysphonia.
He has kind of like a vocal fry, sort of like-
R.F.K.
Sort of like R.F.K.
So when he sings, it's kind of hard for him now.
Damn.
But there was something very sweet and like,
human about it.
And the crowd was just getting ridiculously hyped.
They're gonna be at the Sphere in July.
I'd love to see them.
The Sphere is cool.
They got a lot of good songs.
Oh, that's fun.
We should go to that.
Yeah.
My wife talks about it a lot.
It's so nice that most grocery stores and ambient music, it's like for us.
We're now the prime age consumers that music, when you hear out in the world, it's like high school,
like a lot of high school tunes are like,
if not high school, like it's, you know,
it's like our college years are like maybe middle school.
Like it's like, I recognize every song
and it's all for me.
It's nice.
It's so nice.
I watched, recently watched a movie,
a Rebel Wilson movie called Senior Year.
Premise, fun premise.
She's a cheerleader, wants to be popular, goes into a coma, wakes up years later when
she's 37, has to finish senior year.
Of course.
But guess who's 37 and guess who all the music cues were for.
So dude, we watched this on our projector and dude, me and the dank wife were just like,
having a ball.
And like, is it a good movie?
No, but it's fun. Like, great laughs. Like, yeah. And it's four, I'm having a ball. And like, is it a good movie? No, but it's fun.
Like great laughs.
Like,
and it was four.
It's yeah, it's literally.
Yeah, that's nice.
All the posters in her room, all the callbacks.
That's nice.
Well, speaking of Rebel Wilson, she's an actress.
Yeah.
And I'd say she's a good one.
Bridesmaids, she brought the heat.
She's pitch perfect.
She brought the heat,
but today's not about the good ones
Today we're drafting the worst actresses of all time whoo
This will be fun. I think we've all seen a lot of movies
We've all seen a lot of bad acting and we're gonna pick on some chicks
Hot one right out the gate loaded. Oh, they're mostly I hope you get
I'll know if it'll be my first pick
But I'm gonna come out with it and I I think it's gonna be because the thing about actresses is they're pretty
That's the thing is a lot of them you're just like I get why they gave you the part but it's never caught up even
Channing Tatum actors, you know, it's. It's like, you know. They got Sam Warden.
If they got a lot of bites of the apple, it's because they're probably handsome.
Scott Eastwood.
And they're probably charming.
Yeah.
Should add him on the list.
All right, here we go.
Shoot some on three.
One, two, three, fire away.
Bang.
One, two, three, fire.
Okay, so I'm going forward.
You're going forward.
I'm not mad at that.
One, two, three, fire. Okay, so I'm going forward. You're going forward. I'm not mad at that.
One, two, three, fire.
Paper, rock, scissors, shoot.
All right.
With the number one pick in the worst actress's draft,
I'm going with an absolute icon.
A star above all stars.
Maybe the greatest star of my lifetime.
All that being said, she can't act her way out of a paper bag.
I'm going Beyonce.
Dude.
Now I love Beyonce's music, but man, I've seen her in some movies and that girl struggles
with dialogue.
It never sounds real.
It never sounds believable.
She is the death of wooden. She is not a good actress.
Yeah. She doesn't act that much. She's been in a lot dude. Yeah, that's my one knock on this pick.
Yeah, she's more of a pop star. Well, I think we're gonna have some crossover people.
Look, look, time out, time out. I've been drafting like shit lately.
But second of all, second of all,
you also gotta understand,
this is gonna upset people that I'm picking the answer.
You're picking on Queen B, Queen B, whatever you say.
And I wanna feel the smoke.
A woman last night at a standup show actually told me,
she's like, you like to upset women.
I'm sure that came as a shock to you.
Yeah, I was like, what?
I was like, but it's cute, right?
Yeah, but like in a fun way.
Everyone loves it.
Yeah, I want you to be president one day.
But okay, here we go.
Dream girls, whatever that-
Austin Powers, she's bad.
Austin Powers, she's really bad. Austin Powers, she's really bad at it.
Austin Powers, Obsession, what's the Cadillac Records?
That's the one.
Cadillac Records, yeah.
You were the only one who saw that movie.
No, I saw it.
Oh right, you saw it together.
The music's awesome.
What she does, the Etta James song is pretty incredible.
She can sing.
She's a great singer.
Oh yeah, and the listening from Dreamgirls is...
That was awesome. But she's such a bad actress. Oh yeah, and the listen sing from Dreamgirls. Yes.
That was awesome.
But she's such a bad actress.
Yeah, yeah.
But she's perfect every other way.
Everyone adds up to a 10.
If she was a good actress too,
wouldn't be fair. Yeah, she's a friggin'
master marketer, just made a regular album
and called it Country.
Yeah.
Cause she talked about blue jeans a lot.
That album kinda sucked too.
Well, I thought it was fine.
I just got annoyed that like,
people were like, oh, it's a country album.
I'm like, no, it's not.
No.
It's a pop album, but she just talks about jeans.
Chris Stapleton's album was way better.
And like, makeup trucks.
Like, that's like, it doesn't, she's a genius.
She's a genius for being like, oh, I'm making a country
album, and it's like, it's just the same album
you would've made no matter what.
Look, if I do have a referendum, I think hit for hit,
there's a couple other pops.
I put Rihanna above her. I've been on the record. Look, if I do have a rough rhythm, I think hit for hit, you know, there's a couple other pops.
I put Rihanna above her.
I've been on the record on that, but.
Over Rihanna, you over just in general,
just songs. Just songs.
I think live, Beyonce is the greatest.
Like her dancing and like the concert films on Netflix
are fricking phenomenal.
And like the energy, she's like Michael Jackson,
the energy she puts into everything.
But as an actor.
She does have some bangers. She does have as an actor. She does have some bangers.
She does have some bangers.
No, as an actress like I'm not, my only and you know I'm sandbagging because you have
to win here.
Yup, yup, yup.
She just.
Look I've been drafting bad.
There's no doubt about it.
It's like four movies over 25 years.
I've lost my heat.
I've lost my fastball.
Why?
What happened in the, I guess it hasn't come out yet, so.
I picked Mark Wahlberg.
I know you mean, he's kind of bad though.
The thing is these ones,
I think the worst actors worked,
actresses is like, it's like really hard.
It is really hard, I like can't think of any.
Well you don't want to pick anyone who's not famous
because it's like, they're already kind of suffering.
Why am I going to post on this poor fuck?
Beyonce can take it.
A lot of bad, a lot of bad actors and actresses don't get a lot of chances because they're bad.
You gotta have something.
And like what are you gonna pick?
Like Jake Paul?
You know, as an actor? He is a bad actor but he did like two things because he fucking sucks at it.
Alright, who's up? Chris?
I'm gonna go...Gal Gadot. That's a great. That's the pic. That's a great
one of my favorite
Things that I read about like Wonder Woman like in a review. It's like yes, they had to
They had to make all of Themistera or whatever however it is where she's from talk like Gal Gadot because she can't do
She can't do any other act like she
Talk like gal Gadot because she can't do any other accent like she
Like non-british like she cannot sound like herself which is like so many actors, you know, like do accents for like but it's like No gal Gadot's like I have to sound like this. I'm sorry
It's I can't do any other voice and like so you're just gonna need to make everybody sound like me
She's hot she She's gorgeous.
Yeah. She can be like, she's just not very good. It's like who's showing
up to see a drama with Gal Gadot? Yeah. No. Like who's showing up to see a comedy
with Gal Gadot? She's perfect for the fast franchise. Yeah, she's a bad.
Her range is about zero.
She can only be in action.
She can be in action, and she can be calm in action,
and that's about it.
She can be calm and cool, and that's...
And when the movie is built for that,
you can have a decent movie.
Like some of the fast movies. She's in her good
Wonder woman the first one was was was really fun, but yeah, I'm just I
Ain't seeing anything else with her in it. It's like man. Can you imagine her just in like a in like a
Even like a rom-com would be like yeah, no No, whether it has to be like chemistry or fun or like, no. Does she have chemistry with people?
No.
Chris Pine wasn't bad.
That's not bad.
He was good, but that was all him.
It was like the part where he's naked,
and she's like, are all men designed like you?
And he's like, no, I'm a little bit unique.
And you're like, oh, dude, he's talking about having a home.
He's the most fun.
He's the most fun.
I'll suck that guy's dick.
And she gets to be born yesterday in that one where
She's like where she's like fresh dough doesn't know anything about the right so it's like she gets to kind of be you know
Spacey and not with it. Correct. Is she still
Working steadily or what's what's her what's her deal? Yeah, I think she's another movie coming out actually I saw yeah working steadily to annihilate Gaza
Is she uh, is she uh. Whoa yourself dude. I didn't see the second Wonder Woman but I
heard it was abysmal. Oh yeah no. Is that 1984? The one with Kristen Wiig. Oh that was the worst movie I've ever seen bro.
Yeah we like watched it on like Christmas. You know it's like oh let. And then it's like, it's like two and a half hours.
Yeah.
It's like kind of.
It was direct.
Dude, first one, Wonder Woman though, got me torqued up.
That was good, that was a good one.
That's a, I'm trying to coin this phrase.
I'm gonna make it happen.
Their matrix, like what's the bad actor's great movie
where it was like just the perfect part for them?
Yeah.
For her it's that one.
Wonder Woman. Yeah. Yep
All right Chad you're up dog
He looks tepid he looks nervous I
Man
Pick him between you know what I'm gonna come out hot do it this is one of the hottest actors today
But I think she's bad. Oh
Sydney Sweeney, oh
This is good. I she was great in White Lotus, but she's bad. Sydney Sweeney. Oh! Dude, this is good.
I, she was great in White Lotus,
but she's great for that part.
And then I watched Nobody Wants This,
and I was like, I was watching it,
I was like, I can't believe.
No, not Nobody Wants This, whatever the fuck.
Anyone but you.
Anyone but you.
Okay, cool.
Same, definitely.
I watched her in Anyone, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All the same.
Did you guys follow that?
Once this again, that's the Netflix show. That's the Brody and Kristen Bell one. Oh, right, right
This is a watcher in anyone but you and I'm like I
Was like I couldn't believe how bad it was. I was like this is horrible and
I think she's kind of a gal Gadot.
I think, I think she's, you know, she's awesome to look at, but I think that when it comes
to playing anything but that kind of like snarky spoiled brat, she blows.
So I'm just gonna say it.
I think you do on anyone but you, you know,
rom-coms are supposed to be like frothy and light and quick.
Yeah.
And she's on Xanax the whole time.
Yeah.
But I think in the euphoria, white lotus stuff,
where she has to be like a sad, hot girl
who's kind of willing to give it up.
Yeah.
Then she's a 10 out of 10.
Yeah, you're gonna do like a lot in euphoria.
Yeah.
But I agree with you, she can't do,
there's genres where she just can't go.
I think as time goes on,
it's like she crushed it in those parts.
But as time goes on, she's getting tons of roles
because she's like the hottest thing now.
We'll look back and we'll be like, whoa.
She kind of blows.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, please, please, please.
No, cook, maybe cook.
I already did the floor, you go.
No, no, no, I literally got nothing,
I was just saying, yeah.
Well, let me dig in then a little bit.
What's going on?
What do you think about Cindy Sweeney?
No, I think she's great.
Ha ha ha ha.
You like her?
Love her, brother.
We're doing horny guy bits.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, what was the script again?
Oh yeah, what?
Oh yeah, the movie had a plot.
Whoops.
Ha ha ha. I had a rising action watching it.
Did anyone watch like Immaculate?
I heard that.
I heard she was good in that, but I haven't seen it.
Madame Webb, I mean that one just got.
That was the worst one.
She's the worst.
Now I didn't see Madame Webb.
Oh yeah, Madame Webb.
Oh bro.
I haven't been high enough in a while to be like, let's do it.
Yeah, me neither.
We should plan that. Yeah, we could do Craven the Hunter back with Madame while to be like, let's do it. Yeah, me either. We should play in that.
Yeah, we could do a Craven the Hunter back with Matt.
Oh, that's a good call. Let's do it.
Oh, Craven. I want to see that, dude.
It's got to be. And when I found out it was Marvel, dude,
which, of course it is, I mean, it's been around forever,
but the trailer looked kind of sick. Sony Marvel.
So it's like it was JC Shandor directed it.
Yeah. Tragedy, bro.
That guy has become just like he's given up all art
The in the in sync guy even more dude, but that'd be sick to which shazay. Yeah
Is it the dude from?
Aaron Taylor Johnson. Oh, it's Aaron Taylor Johnson from nocturnal. I like it. You don't like him. No, no, he can be
Yeah in nocturnal animals. He's like men stuff. You don't like him? No, no, he can be good. Bullet training's hot. Yeah, in Noctural Animals, he's like menacing.
Yeah, he's a snake.
He's a slither in up top.
I watched No Sfaratu this weekend.
How was it?
He's in that.
He's good in that.
I like him.
He's supposed to be the next Bond.
I heard it's fun.
It's really good up top.
I didn't really like how it ended,
but I thought it was, overall, that guy,
just the way he shoots, it's just a really fun experience.
Robert Eggers.
Yeah.
He's a beast. I don't like his movies, but I can tell you.
I haven't loved one yet, but like, yeah, you're like, he's definitely doing,
this is definitely like, he's able to get his vision across.
Yeah.
I just haven't vibed with one yet, but I haven't seen this for a while.
Well, for every shot, I'm like, did this take like a week to set up?
Probably.
Like every shot you're like Jesus Christ.
Yeah it's like Jesus whoa back up.
Yeah yeah you're like and like the death.
Give me some room.
The death like the fog coming in there's I'm like yeah.
He is too much mysticism like we saw Northmen together and I was like dude just not the movie
I was signing up for.
No. I think he was in between like he was like all dude, just not the movie I was signing up for. No.
I think he was in between, like, he was like,
all right, I wanna do like one of my art house,
like very specific movies, but I also wanna like
make a lot more money with this one and kind of do an epic.
And I don't think he could quite
make those two things slam bam.
Yeah, he got in the way of a revenge story.
Just fucking let the guy go back and be jacked
and take out the dude.
Instead of like tricking him with witchery and stuff,
you're like, get out of here.
Plus he kinda walks like an idiot.
Yeah, he does, yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah.
So inefficient.
So inefficient, the Northman.
Why are your arms so bowed?
I don't like when you actually see the monster in horrors.
I think it ruins it.
Yeah, yeah.
When there's a monster, especially in like,
even in like, the conjuring, when you actually like especially in like even in like
The conjuring when you actually see the witch you're like, well that looks fake. Yeah, it needs to be something you can't see
That's just tormenting you dude next draft top four bad guys from horror movies
Don't you never see the is it an M. Night Shyamalan movie like the village or something like that?
Don't you like never see the idea of the movie is that like it's
Hysteria right in the village. I think it turns out that the I've never seen it
But if I remember the spoilers the people of the village are tricking people there
It's okay. Did they like put on like cost to keep everybody ever seen it
I'll sign and it's actually like outside like they're like
It's like present day
Yeah, they like live down the street from like a serious. Yeah. Mm-hmm. See that's he's a twisty guy, bro
Yeah, it makes you a lot. No, who wrote she's all that. Did he really?
Oh, wow, what?
Year of all time where he like did babe in the city or no
He did like he did Stuart little fucking the sixth sense and then something else all in the same little yeah what he like had
the best screenwriting year of all time he uh this might be a hot take I didn't
like split you guys watch yeah no I don't like it either I like split you
never watched I watched it is that the McAvoy one yeah I also liked I tell
Jack McAvoy God I mean yeah he I love that he's a house now cuz he was looking Twinkie and now he's like because like even unwanted
You know, he knew he wasn't well, I guess this character supposed to be a dork first, you know
So he couldn't be too then all of a sudden he gets like I don't like 40
He's like what if I just put out like 20 pounds of beefcake. I mean, it's the move
100 when I get my turn 40, I'm gonna get so yoke. Yeah, I'm gonna be over
I think that's what I'm finally gonna step on the steroid.
I'm not good at getting yoked.
Hit the steroid button.
I know I need to.
And like, but like also do amphetamines
and just freaking bulk up while I just thin it out.
Yeah.
It is nice to picture that day where you're like,
dude, I'm gonna party one day really hard.
Yeah.
I was gonna do mushrooms last week
and then I lost my shaving clipper. I left it in Charlotte and I was so bad. I was like, I'm not doing shrooms today
Yeah, you're in a bad state of mind. Yeah. Yeah, you need to be in a good state of mind. Strider you're up two picks, bro
Oh, man. I'm nervous, dude. All right. I got a few names floating around in my head
I try to ask my dank ass wife. I put a finger of you, but
I try to ask her for help, she wouldn't help me, dude.
Why not?
Yeah, like JT said, she goes,
it's mean you're doing worse.
So I'm like, yeah, dude, like, they're all millionaires.
It's gonna be fine.
Yeah, it doesn't mean we're not celebrating.
You know what though, I like that your lady won't,
she wants to protect her gals.
She does.
She's a girl's girl.
She does, but I said, fine, I'll do this on my own.
It might be worse if she was like,
oh, I can't wait to pick on some of these bitches. Yeah, that'd be, yeah.
You'd be like, yeah, she's like, oh.
Like sometimes my girlfriend will be telling me about one of her friends' problems with
the boyfriend and without even hearing it, I just start defending the boyfriend.
Like he's a great guy, he's working his ass off.
You immediately taking that side.
I just go, I usually preface it.
Well, I can see where it's coming from if you this and this but I know I get it
This name has popped up on a few lists
She recently had a role that I thought she actually crushed it in and was good
This is a good opener. And was sexy.
And in fact, I would say her co-star was actually worse in it and she's been great in something else
But I'm taking an all-time actress and
you know what she also has a music career but I kind of know I don't know she's a star
I'm going Jennifer Lopez.
Oh.
I famously took Jennifer Lopez in another draft that ruined my draft.
But she's been criticized for lack of depth and this is straight from AI,
lack of depth and often wooden performances.
Wait, you're using chat gbt?
I use chat gbt now, dude.
Whoa. Because you didn't want to be misogynistic without help.
Yeah, I wanted the robots to be misogynistic. I wanted them to be anti-human, dude.
Dude, I understand the picture. She's been in a lot of bad movies, but um, I think she's an amazing actress
Really dude, I think Selena out of sight. I mean a hustlers
Hustlers is a movie. I was talking about which she's great
I think when she's in a movie that enough even which isn't a great movie, but she's pretty very very good in it
Like enough really I think she's a good movie movie but it's nice. I'm with you.
She's bad in Anaconda.
What?
Yeah, I know.
No, she's amazing in Anaconda.
Yeah.
Dude, you know what?
She's good in U-Turn too.
Jon Voight's the best.
I think if this was worse pop stars, I would 100% agree with you.
She can't sing to save her life.
She's a terrible pop star but I think she could-
You know, maybe she gets more off- hate than she does for actually on screen.
Yeah, I think she's kind of a Mark Wahlberg.
Like whenever she's in a movie, I'm like,
I'm never like, oh, this is gonna be a,
this is gonna be a terrible performance.
I expect her to do well, regardless of the movie.
The material.
You guys are so right, I'm so,
I'm not good at like hating women,
so that's like really.
I could tell right out the gates because you're like she's good actually.
Nice dude. Like dude, like the thing about her is like yeah, you know,
like sometimes she doesn't nail it but she's really good dude.
The Cell, kind of just a bad movie all around.
You only like women because you're not friends with any.
Dude, I'm famously, yeah dude, it's tough. I'm like almost, I'm not gonna become new friends with a woman.
The only reason.
What am I gonna do?
Like tell my wife, hey, I'm hanging out with Ashley tonight.
We're gonna go get beers together.
How's that gonna go?
This could be interesting.
It's tough to make a new woman friend.
I could see your lady getting kind of jelly in a fun way.
They wanna be friends with me.
They wanna be friends with you.
I wish.
I don't think so.
Or you think they just wanna use you. They just wanna use me for my power. Yeah. How elite I am in society, dude. They wanna use me friends with you. I wish. I don't think so. Or you think they just want to use you. They just want to use me for my power.
Yeah.
How elite I am in society, dude.
They want to use me for that.
They want that status.
They just want to drift off of that.
You won't let them though, dude.
How do that?
I could let them park in any lot around the city.
Because you want them to do it on their own.
That's why you're a good guy.
Exactly, dude.
They don't want to be a crutch.
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All right, coming out of the gates, not hot.
Here we go for my second pick of the draft.
I think I'm gonna go with Kristen Stewart.
Good pick. Good pick.
Good pick.
You know, she really hasn't done anything since, uh, the, what was the franchise that
she was in that, uh, Twilight?
Twilight.
Didn't really like the Twilight series.
Terrible movies.
I don't like what they did with vampires, with vampire lore.
Um, and after that, you know, in Adventureland she's okay, but like, she really didn't have
like...
She is that chick though.
Yeah, she is.
If I was working at Adventureland, that's who I picture falling in love with.
True, true.
But the moves, I'm like, no moves.
I don't know what her moves are.
She does a lot of like muttering, stumbling kind of over her words.
Like, I don't know, like, she can't find it.
Like, she's like, I don't, I just, I don't know.
I don't know. We'll figure find it like she's like I don't I just I don't know I don't know we'll figure it out she can be pretty
sleepy I think is why is why a lot of people get on her I think she's a good
actress but like I think but I think she can be there like you're excited it's
like it's like she can be pretty low energy if her and Sidney Sweeney were
co-headlining a movie,
you're asleep.
Totally.
No, Sidney Sweeney, I'm awake.
Oh, right, right, right, right.
Brother, look, my heart might be stopped,
but I'm alive, brothers.
Yeah, you know she's been in a lot of stuff
that's interesting, like a lot of Oscar-y stuff.
That's what I'm saying, she's had a lot of bites
at the Apple. She won like best actress for like the French Oscars.
Yeah, Olivia Sias movie she does and then she's in a Pablo Lorraine movie.
Although I watched that movie and I was like, don't get it.
I don't know what everyone talked about.
It's two ladies talking a lot but like just running lines for a play and that's like the
whole movie and I was like over my head.
Yeah, I know who she is, but I've never,
I can never remember any of her performances
except Panic Room.
Oh. Yeah.
But I don't think she's that good.
She's on a verge of death.
Well, she's just got the biggest bags under her eyes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This chick really needs a reticence.
Isn't that a Jodie, is Jodie Foster in that one?
Yeah.
She's the daughter.
She's the daughter that,
you think they need like her insulin or something? I never something, but it's on the outside of the panic room.
I never watched Twilight.
Did you guys watch Twilight?
All of them.
Really?
I've seen them.
Number three rules due to clips, sick movie.
Is that the one that ends with a fight?
That's awesome.
Yeah, actually it's kind of sick.
And when they have powers.
It's the newborn army where they have to,
newborn army's coming for Bella.
So the vampire's gotta team up with the werewolves
to stop the newborns from getting to Bella.
That was the best one.
It's the most like, war's coming, we need to train.
And then it's also like,
it does well with the Team Edward, Team Jacob stuff.
Because that's where she gives him the smooch
so he's stronger in the fight.
And that's when Lautner does the break
in the fourth wall line, he goes, she needs to cuddle with me. I'm hotter than you. Yeah, let's face it
And which one is it when he imprints on the little baby? That's uh, or that's breaking. Yeah, it's breaking dawn part one
Yeah, you gotta know this
We gotta be sharp. Yeah, and then that's when they just give it
I hear you're saying on vampire Laura cuz they're like, yeah, this guy can shoot lightning
bolts.
This guy got fire.
It's like what?
They each have like a separate power.
They're all like the X-Men but also vampires.
And then her separate power though, they did a good job of writing it in.
Her separate power is that she can block people's powers.
Right.
But she can also project that to protect other people.
Yes.
She's a shielder.
And that's why Edward can never read her mind because she had some latent ability. Yep. Oh, that makes life other people. Yes, she's a shielder. And that's why Edward can never read her mind
because she had some latent ability.
Yep.
Oh, that makes life more interesting.
They kind of did a good job with that in the script.
But huge piece of shit, she's not the best actress.
Who's up next?
Chatteroo.
All right, I'm gonna go with, you know,
she came in swinging with American Pie
and then she flamed out like a fucking
whatever flames out.
Yep.
Tara Reid.
Yeah, this is on a lot of lists.
You know what, here's the thing,
I gotta come at you right out of the gate
just because I'm feeling really self-conscious
about Jennifer Lopez.
Get his ass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is she a big enough star?
Here's the thing, here's the thing.
Is she a big enough star? She's the thing, here's the thing. Is she a big enough star?
She had, she was in the biggest movie,
maybe one of the biggest movies of that year.
She was set up for greatness,
but she was so bad that it just couldn't happen.
And that's why she's one of the top worst actresses,
because she had the opportunity.
It was at her fingertips and she flamed out
because she was just so wooden and awful.
Cookin'.
That's it.
She's real bad.
You know what's funny though?
Did any of us know she was bad
when we first watched American Pie?
No.
I didn't know what that acting was.
Yeah, just hot, yeah.
I was like, dude, she's perfect.
Yeah, dude, she just blew.
What was the guy's name? Kevin. She's perfect. Yeah, did she yeah blue? What was it? What's the guy's name Kevin?
She's blue the worst character of all time
I guess I'm just not
I'm just not his problems are your problem. Oh god Kevin hate actors from American but you picked awestriker
I know I love stiffler. I mean this difference the whole reason you watch the movie. Yeah, I
Was thinking about that when he said this and I'm sorry Cuz this might burn some later pics a lot of bad acting in American Pie
Yeah, and almost all the actresses absent Natasha Lyon are kind of bad actresses. Yeah, too. Yeah
What do you think big Shae Shucky? I think he's all right
I just don't think I think there's guys who do that nevish thing way better than him
I'd rather he'd they're a little different age bracket, but you'd rather have been stiller Jesse Eisenberg
Those guys are just saying I'm gonna be great in it. Yeah, they're just better versions of that
He keeps coming because like I feel like for this I was like trying to figure out like like who's like one
Jesse Eisenberg has his stick. You know what I mean, but he
The things that he can do within that are like I almost think like anything
Like he can be within that are like, I almost think like anything. You know what I mean? Like I've seen him like,
like he can be in any kind of movie.
There's some people who,
yeah, he's like somewhat,
he can be charismatic while being neurotic.
And so like he gives them a lot of range,
but like some actors and actresses,
like when I was thinking about like who's bad,
is like they only have one thing and like,
they can only do it in like this one specific kind of movie.
You know? And here's also going back to Tara Reid, and they can only do it in this one specific kind of movie.
And here's also going back to Tara Reid,
the reason, she's such a bad actress
that her comeback was in Sharknado,
a movie that was so horrifically bad
that that's the only movie she could do well.
Right, and that's the point.
That's the point.
This is gonna be really bad.
You're like, who do we need for this horrible movie?
Tara Reid.
It's like a farcical thing.
Yeah.
She was good and it feels like derogatory to even say this,
but I do think she did good with her one line
in Big Lebowski.
I agree, I was gonna say she did a good job.
I forgot she was in that.
She was like, I'll sell your dick for 300 bucks
and then his reaction was like, I'm gonna go to an ATM.
I remember when we saw that when we were like 10,
I was like, that's hilarious.
It's so funny.
All right, Chris, you're up.
Oh.
That's one of my favorite.
Shannon Elizabeth, hilarious.
She's bad.
She's really bad.
But she's not a big enough star.
And then the other girl's bad in it too.
Ozstriker's girlfriend, Mina Savari.
She's really bad, yeah.
Oh yeah.
They're all kind of bad.
Natasha Lyonne's awesome.
She's a great actress.
Yeah, she's cool. As history has shown. Alison Hannigan, Leone's awesome. She's great. I think it's cool as history is shown
She's got a gun is that her name? She's good. Yeah, she's good. Oh, yeah
Shit
Sorry, dude, Jennifer Lopez is taken
She came up on a lot of lists that That's why I took her, dude.
I let the earth make decisions for me, dude.
Oh, dude, what up, Hugh Janus.
Love these on clouds.
I have not, I'm going to Park and Whip's and scoring fat tips after this pod, dude.
Almost as tall as these hokas, baby.
I haven't had knee or hip issue for months with these guys.
Wow.
I've been only wearing them a couple of weeks,
so how's that even possible?
That's great.
I'm a New Balance guy.
I'm also getting orthotics for my high arches.
Good. Beautiful.
Good.
Yeah.
I don't know what to, oh, fuck.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go with someone else
from the Fast franchise. I'm going to show Rodriguez. Oh
I mean, oh my god almost sacrilege to take but I thought of it. Oh
She can play tough she can play tough and she's gonna be so stiff while doing it
I mean, it's like a minty like hurt like her basically friends with Jordana, it. I mean, look how stumented, dude. Like her basically. We're friends with Jordana, bro.
I don't know what to tell you.
I like a lot of movies that she's in.
I like Dungeons and Dragons.
She's even good in that movie.
She's fun in it, but it's because they craft everything
around her, because her lines are always like, yeah, exactly.
But Chris, dude, Chris, her role is so different.
Yeah, bro.
She's just wooden, and she's just going,
yeah, totally.
Well, do you really think you can do that?
Chris, in Blue Crush, she's a tough surfer, not a tough heister.
So he's like, dude, she's different in Blue Crutch, dude.
Dude, Swat, though?
Yeah, dude, in Swat, she's a tough heister.
Swat, she's tough.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I really do.
Who's that guy?
So you think you think she's just to one note basically yeah, and like I think even when she's good like she's still kind of stiff
Her best performance cuz like it's the only one where she seems like
Casual is like the first fast and the furious
She's great. She's good first. That's the fears is a great movie. I mean like I mean like she's like Avatar
You know the pilot. She's a tough pilot in that I didn't sign up for this shit
saying Fast and Furious when Ben wins the race. He's like you take the cash and he grabs her by the ass my trophy
Talking about me a lot for that scene for her acting well, and I could call
I'm just saying like you know like, like, does she emote?
You know what though?
I got to say, dude, I think-
Do you see emotion?
I don't know if she's a good technical actor,
but I will say this,
and I'm not even just saying this
out of like some sort of a bias or protection.
She's very memorable.
Yeah.
Like Blue Crush, SWAT, Fast and Furious.
If you take her out of those movies and replace her,
I think all those movies are worse
I don't even disagree
I think this is a really hard draft and like I have to like she's like she's really stiff even when she's good
She's incredibly she's believably badass. She has believably bad
I feel like like a lot of actresses is tough to pull off like if they punch a dude or something
Yeah, I believe that she
First fast andious you like yeah
Dungeons and Dragons she's she's like she's the melee heavy, you know what I mean?
Yeah, she's it out of people and it's awesome and it works so great and like I do think that like it's awesome that like I
Love like I actually like that movie a lot and she's great in it
but like they really had to like it's a testament to how good of a job they did to be like we're gonna make a character
That's perfect vehicle for this
It's like in the same way when we talk about good action stars where they like craft a vehicle for like
Yeah, a bad a bad action actor to be in a good action movie
You know what I mean?
Like they do everything else right so that like Arnold doesn't stick out for talking like a freaking alien.
But here's the thing.
The chaps roasting her.
They don't like her.
But here's the thing, she's so good at what she does.
Yes.
And like she's very good at that role.
She's the Jesse Eisenberg of being tough.
Yeah, tough chick.
She will dom you.
I'm sick to my stomach picking these actresses.
All right.
This is your podcast, dude. I wouldn't have done this. I think I'm actually to my stomach picking these actresses. All right. This is your podcast.
I wouldn't have done this.
I think I'm actually gonna win this draft with this pick.
I can't believe this should have been
the number one pick in the draft.
She is by far the worst actress,
not because she's the worst actress that ever lived,
but she is the worst actress that keeps getting big parts.
She is flat, uninspiring, probably a super sweet person. If she ever
wants to be nice to me, I'll take it all back. I'm going Dakota Johnson.
Oh yeah, I thought of it when we were talking about that earlier. Yeah, like the 50 Shades
movie. Those movies are totally bad. She's bad in everything.
Yeah. What else has she been in?
Madame Web. Oh, Madame Web.
Great movie. Did you miss that one? Peanut Butter Falcon. Oh, Madame Web. Great movie, did you miss that one?
Peanut Butter Falcon.
Oh, yikes.
She's good in that?
No, the movie's good, she ain't good in it.
I like when she plays like,
like when she's like more fun and quirky,
but I feel like she was doing a lot of dramas
and that was-
Had to be single.
But dude, she, when she calls out Ellen though, dude,
a bigger splash, she calls out Ellen in the photo, dude.
She did a good job on that, but you know what?
She's been bad on other talk shows where she's like,
I used to prank call restaurants
pretending I was a celebrity.
Like, well your dad's Don Johnson.
Yeah, you are a celebrity.
Yeah, what are you pretending?
I mean, not that you're not allowed to be a kid,
but I don't know, if I was her publicist,
I would have said, let's go with another story
on that late night appearance
Word but but we're straying from what I really think is so valuable here
She is very bad in movies and she is often cast in big movies
black mass
Crapola am I okay shit pie daddy. Oh, no one's gonna fucking see it
She's very unmemorable.
I, you know, I can't think of any,
I can't really think of her in the movies
because she's so bad.
And also she doesn't, she gives the Nepo Babies a bad name.
She's horrible for Nepo Babies.
Yeah.
And we love Nepo Babies here.
We love them.
Go bounce back.
And if you replace her.
Schwarzenegger and White Lotus, bro. Oh, I can't, I haven've watched yet. I can't wait. Oh, it was fun. I can't wait
Yeah, who's like a good?
Okay, if you replaced her if you put Zendaya in all of her parts, yeah, it's better all those movies
Four and a half points better. This is a good barometer
Is there any movie she's done where if you took her out and put someone else in, is a huge drop off?
I don't think so.
Every movie's better if you swap it out.
Just a little bit better.
You see these social networks?
Didn't realize she was in that.
Oh, she's small part.
She sleeps with Justin Timberlake,
but she's kind of bad in that scene.
No, she's good in that scene.
That's a better tone for her.
It's more like fun and silly.
Timberlake's good.
I think she's better at that. She doesn't know who Sean Parker is
That one idiot, you know Sean Parker. Yeah, this is a good pick. This is a good actually know who Sean Parker is
And you know she's gotten a lot of a lot of roles
Yeah, that's right
All right, and you're going back to back bruv. Oh I get to go again. All right. And then you're going back to back, bruv. Oh, I get to go again? All right, dude, I think I'm cooking
and now I feel like I got a list, dog.
I don't wanna get too high on my own supply,
but you dudes knew this one was coming.
Emma Watson.
Let's go.
Okay, I thought about that, yeah.
It's good.
It's tough because she's so cute
and you just wanna hug her, but man oh man,
especially as she got older and she got the opportunities and it was like,
Hey,
can you really put these words together in a way that makes me believe you're a
real human being in this movie? And she struggles at that.
Like I watched little women. It was my, uh,
second favorite movie of that year behind parasite.
Number three was Richard Jewell. You can mix them all up. They're all fantastic and
Here and she's in this really good year for me Avengers endgame came out that year, too. It was crazy
Yeah, we saw little women together. It was nice. I was balling the whole time. Remember?
I've been going through a rough time. I get it and I already seen it
So I knew the sad parts were coming but it hit JT hard. I was balling the whole time
I was going through sure to sit there having a slurpee like yeah
I've been through a breakup and like my heart was like, you know, just I was an in-between values
but
That's interesting. No, I understand what you mean that movie has
Florence Pugh
Sorcerer like the actors are so good. So good. She's getting act circles around and then she's supposed to be one of the sisters
I'm like dude, you're getting torched. Yeah. And then the younger sister was also really good at it.
And she's like, guys, it's just like, that's what's funny about like
off the top, bad acting is just like they talk and it just sounds
like it's coming from somewhere else.
It's a different movie.
It's just you're just you totally took me out of it.
And like you pull and like I know that I'm watching someone act.
And like it's it's it doesn't seem
you see the effort.
She's a bad Hermione.
I like, you know, I have a soft spot.
She's a bad Hermione.
No, as Hermione she's amazing.
No.
I love her as Hermione.
She's bad Hermione.
The movies are perfect.
I think she looks the part and she feels the part,
but I don't know like.
She looks the part, she did not perform it well.
What do you mean as like, she's great, dude,
and the one where they're traveling
through time together.
You love her because her relationship is sweet.
What about Percival?
She loves Ron and Ron's not loving her back.
He ruined everything, Ron.
I have read the books, Jay Boner, you fuck.
Yeah. She's great, bitch.
Yeah, Jay Boner.
I mean, you know, I can't picture anyone else
as Hermione. I'm sorry.
I can't picture anyone else as Hermione Granger, dude.
That's normal, but what about Perks of Being a Wallflower?
Yeah, she's bad.
Yeah, she's fine.
Do you even remember she was in that?
Nope.
You like that movie?
I forgot to tell you something.
I knew you liked that one.
We accept the love we think we deserve.
Yeah.
It's a good fucking movie, dude.
Dude, hot take.
Most actors in Harry Potter are bad.
True. That's a bad take.
The kids, the kids are bad.
Daniel Radcliffe sucks.
These kids are great, what are you talking about?
Daniel Radcliffe was okay, but the adults carry.
It's like, and Pattinson was good.
Snape or Diggery.
Yeah, the kids.
Pattinson was good.
He comes in for one movie.
No.
Yeah, Rick Pattinson's only in there for,
he's got like 12 lines.
You know what, dude, you guys are talking like this.
I'm gonna have to curse you. Skla, skla, skla, sk man. I mean a lot of killers in the once you get to the over 40 crowd
If you speak
I will have to expel you almost you
Yeah, I'm stoked for the series coming out. Oh, there's gonna make a TV. I think max. Yeah
Ray that's probably gonna be okay. They can't wait to watch a mediocre TV show
Yeah, we don't we don't need more Harry Potter, but we love it I'm feeling feeling back, dude I think my list is I think if it was my three actresses in a movie
It would be the worst movie a bad movie right? I don't think I'm seeing that Chris
You are just going all fast and furious. We know what that is. It's not a not intentional
Chris love
I'm sorry that like there's a lot of
No, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa gal good on entourage though, dude, was she in a day? Yeah, she was in it
That's right. Yeah, I don't really watch on Tourage. I
Have a brain. Yeah. Yeah taking shots at all
You turn I remember when you did that you really watch I never watched the early seasons when it was good
Yeah, so then I came in the middle season when it was on its way down
And then and then I only see yeah, it was fun
I was like it was a deal that I like came in on like the Aquaman season
You're like one of those homies who says he never liked Dane Cook, but I was in the car with you
No, I liked Jane Jane Cook was sick. He was he was
He had it. Well, you could pick one of his co-stars cuz you're up
I'm gonna go with...
Wait, no, Dakota Johnson got first for worst in the poll.
It's Terry.
No, I saw Dakota Johnson at nine votes.
Pull up the numbers.
Pull them up.
We've got a dispute.
We've got a hanging Chad.
I can't pull it back up.
Oh, shit, dude. Holy shit. You've got a dispute. We've got a hanging Chad. I can't pull it back up.
Oh, shit, dude.
You've been jobbed, dog.
I'm pretty sure it was Terry.
Was it?
Yeah.
I might have misread it.
I'm not just saying that because it's my pick.
No, I trust y'all.
I trust y'all.
Chad's on fire right now.
I might have missed it.
I think Chad's mistaking Chad's list
because he has the hottest babes on there right now, dude.
He knows what the people on there right now, dude
You are spicy on this though. I'm coming in hot. I had an Americano the plumber didn't show up. I'm not a real man Is it cuz I said that about Hermione? Yeah, mess me up. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna think about that. I'm gonna double down. She blows
You know what dude, you know what?
She seems like kind of a douche on top of that. Bro, you know actually I've heard that.
She had problems at college.
She went to Brown and everybody would call her
Hermione in class, you know, transferring.
Shit dude, shit.
Yeah, she did that classic move of like,
I'm just gonna go to a really good college
cause she can act.
That's the smart gal move dude.
Yeah, that's why you go to a good college.
Chad dude, honestly
I'm gonna have to murder you
ill of Hermione
Harvard Claire Danes went to Yale
I think she did study acting actually, I think Claire Danes was already a famous actor and then went and studied more acting
That's cool. Yeah, sometimes could be a little bit. Yeah, I see her popping up on there
Yeah, but what did what did Emma Watson study?
polysci
Not Stroud communications
Are they revoked oh, I should just keep going, right?
Yeah, you can still go.
This is huge controversy on the draft.
We have a revo.
I didn't mean to kick it up like that.
I probably misread the polling results, but.
This might be a good. I'm gonna go.
She doesn't star in a lot of movies.
Fuck.
It's all right, bro.
Might need to go five dude.
You know what?
I'll go Shailene Woodley.
Damn it!
I wanted that one!
That's a good pick!
I wanted that one!
She's not on any of the lists either.
That was my next pick.
I think it's similar to what I said for Kristen Stewart but I don't agree with it for Kristen
Stewart because I think she's a good actress but Shailene Woodley, very
sleepy.
Very bad.
She's been good in some stuff, granted it's like more depressing stuff, spectacular now.
She's amazingly spectacular now.
And then like the first season of Big Little Lies.
Big Little Lies.
Honestly I think she's bad in that but.
But I did too.
I think she's bad in that.
I think the other ladies were so much, because the other ladies are so good.
Yep.
I think she's bad in that.
Like Dern, Dern brings it.
When we saw, when we saw Ferrari. Oh she's like Dern. Dern brings it. When we saw when we saw Ferrari.
Oh she's so bad.
And every time she spoke we're like what is she doing?
Get her out of the movie.
It's like you go from Penelope Cruz who's a phenomenal actress and she has so much vibrancy
and life and then you go to Shelly Mudd and he's trying to talk like he's doing an Italian
accent.
And she's like and she just looks like she just woke up from a nap but could have slept
for another hour and she's like and she just looks like she just woke up from a nap but could have slept for another hour
She's like when are you gonna come over here and you're like, this is so like where?
She's supposed to be playing like
Also that movie is like she's like the mistress
Low-key appealing she is so low-key. So like feelings harsh, but you know, it's like
And then obviously all that I
mean they're really bad movies but like the cancer the franchise that canceled
yeah the divergent they didn't finish it well yeah they were they were like you
know what the last movie didn't make enough money we're gonna do a mini
series yeah the last book and then all the actors were like we literally didn't
sign up for that so and we have careers so no
Nice try, but we don't want to do that. That sounds bad. Okay, Tara Reid's taking it Kristen Stewart's actually doing better than Dakota
I think that's what I messed up. No votes for mine. Come on
I have a theory
I think Shailene Woodley and Kristen Stewart are kind of similar to where they're they started very young and I think their best work
Was like Oh descendants best work was like.
Oh, Descendants, she was good.
She's really good in Descendants.
She got nominated I think for that.
Their best work is their first things.
And then like, cause Shaylee Woodley's first,
like Spectacular Now and Descendants, she's really good.
Everything after that was just like a nose dive.
And Kristen, and they're both sleepy.
I think they just, there's not much energy
in acting for them cause they've been doing it
since they were so young. That's my theory. there's not much energy in acting for them because they've been doing it since they were so young.
That's my theory.
Yeah.
It's almost like the Selena Gomez effect for her music.
Where it's like I'm like, I can't get into Selena Gomez's music because I'm like, you
feel like you're an automaton singing this.
And that's, it's just, it's putting me to, I'm not feeling that passion.
They're not bringing it.
They don't bring it.
Yeah.
Shailene Woodley, every time I'm like, Big Little Lies. Yeah Sheely Woodley every time I'm like a
Big little lies. I'm like or anything. I'm like, why is she why was she cast? What is this? I just don't I think they
I don't get it. They try to get someone else
Yep, sometimes availability is the best skill you can have the best ability. Mm-hmm
All right.
Cheta Mundo. I feel like this might bomb
because I feel like people would be like,
she actually is a good actress, you just don't like her.
But I think she is so unlikable.
And when I see that she's in any movie,
I'm immediately like, I don't wanna watch that movie.
And she, you start her career off hot
and then it's just taking a nosedive.
I'm gonna go with Amy Schumer.
Oh. Yeah.
You know what's interesting?
Yeah, I love Amy Schumer as a standup so much.
I kind of steer clear of like comedic actors.
I give them like passes a little bit in this.
Cause I, you know.
This is a good pick if you were picking
most annoying person.
Yeah.
I think she's quite good in a train wreck.
She's amazing in a train wreck.
That's the thing.
She's amazing.
She's got talent as an actress,
but she's so unlikable.
I just can't,
I can't even bring myself to watch her movies.
Yeah.
And like her other movies that she did,
like I Feel Pretty was really bad and like pretty.
Miss Fire.
I saw what they're going for but it was just uh
undercooked a little bit. Yeah. But Trainwreck-
Wasn't very funny but Trainwreck's so good.
And then she's not in that much. That's what's tough for her.
I liked her. She just had a movie come out but I haven't watched it. Mom watched it last night.
She told me because mom- Kind of pregnant.
Yeah. It's a good bit.
My mom came up last night and she spent the night and she this morning she's like we watched
that Amy Schumer movie.
Very predictable.
That was her review.
I think I don't, it is a really good pick.
Like for.
I liked, I liked season one of her show.
The Hulu one, but I thought she was getting it.
But yeah, I see what you're saying.
My mom said it's similar character to the train wreck one more like and
That's that's kind of what she's gonna. It's kind of her wheelhouse. I think yeah, I think she's good
she's kind of a Michelle Rodriguez, she's good at playing this one character and
But I just I
Got I think she's has comedic talent, but I had to pick her because I just dislike her so
much.
Yeah, I think that's well said.
Strider, you're up, two picks.
Okay.
Damn, dude.
I've been sitting here for a while, my mind's completely blank.
Someone said Trainwreck is only good because of LeBron.
LeBron is good in Trainwreck actually, I like him in Trainwreck is only good because of LeBron. Stan and Charlie laugh.
Stan LeBron is good in Trainwreck actually.
I like him in Trainwreck.
That movie is awesome.
Yeah.
Trainwreck self-mo.
Yeah.
Hater should have been in there too.
Hater is amazing.
Ronnie.
Hater is so good.
He could have been like a rom-com lead.
Yeah.
He could have been like Steve Martin.
Dude, who am I?
What do I stand for? You're a bitch dude. Where am I? What do I stand for?
You're a bitch dude.
Where am I? I am a bitch.
Also bad guy.
But are you a bitch with balls?
Did I know you could pick?
Cho Chang dude.
Who's that?
Harry Potter.
Harry Potter dude.
Oh yeah.
Harry has a crush on her.
That's a fake.
Harry has a crush on her.
You didn't even read the books.
No, she's the one who-
I didn't read the books actually.
I didn't read the books either. man. No, bro, yeah.
She's the one.
I didn't read the books actually.
I didn't read the books either.
I famously can't read, thank you.
But I talked to my friends who have read the books a lot about them.
That's important for people to hear that because a lot of people look up to you and now they
know that they can do well in life if they don't read.
Exactly, I can't read anything, dude.
Okay, never read, if it doesn't pop up, smell good, I can't get past it.
So, when you're looking at your phone, it's just pictures?
It's pictures.
It's all I have, it's just images.
When you guys text me, I can't read it,
I'm like, dude, wait, send me a picture
of your face real quick so I can get the vibe.
He just clicks on it and does different symbols.
Siri, read this.
I guess I'll question that one,
I'll do a heart on that one.
Yeah, I'm the talk text guy in line while at Chipotle.
All right, dude.
Siri, read this out loud.
Oh man, maybe this isn't a big enough actress.
I don't know.
She's done more TV.
Is that bad?
She's an actress?
Just pick, dude.
Dude, come on.
What do you mean?
How do you want me to do this?
You're right.
You're right.
All right.
No, it counts.
It counts.
I'm going to go personal.
And this is a line from a trailer that was so bad.
And we famously would go, dude, there had to have been
a better take of that line.
And right now, for some reason, my brain is blanking on it.
But I think the movie, I forget,
I think Columbiana maybe is the movie, I don't know.
Whoa!
But I think I'm gonna go with Zoe Saldana, dude.
Whoa!
Whoa! Interesting. She's in Zoe Saldana, dude. Whoa! Whoa!
Interesting.
She's in Guardians of the Galaxy, dude.
She's good in those movies.
She's a good actress.
I disagree with this one.
Nah, I'm like, dude.
Curly nominated for an Oscar?
She's great.
Yeah.
She's the first thing I ever saw her in.
First thing I ever saw her in, Center Stage,
and she's very good in that movie.
She's awesome in Center Stage.
I have a tough time picking women that I don't like, dude, because I love women so much,
dude.
So I'm such...
I defend women, dude.
So you know what I mean?
Like that's what I was born to do.
But you just picked one.
Yeah, but yeah, dude.
I genuinely think she's also...
Oh man, Out of the Furnace.
Out of the Furnace.
I've never seen it.
What movies don't you like her in?
You don't like her in The Guardians? You don't like her in the Guardians?
I don't like her in the Guardians movies.
Annoying.
Actually, you know what?
I think I'm more annoyed with the other,
who's the lady that's the blue alien in that movie?
Yeah, Nebula, Karen Gillan.
Also a good actress.
Also a good actress.
You keep picking other actresses
that you dislike more than that.
I don't know who I don't like.
Okay, what about, did you like her in Avatar?
No.
Oh, are you kidding me?
Actually, she's really good in Avatar.
Wait, wait, she's so good in Avatar.
She's the best part of that movie.
Making noise.
I forgot that.
You're like a baby.
I see you, Jake Sully.
I forgot that was her.
She's great in that.
Star Trek.
I don't know if I've seen him.
You saw the Chris Pine Star Trek?
Oh, it's been so long, yeah.
Yeah, she's like the female lead in that.
She's good at that.
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All right, back to the show. Alright I'm
probably gonna get last let's keep it moving. Yeah you know what I would argue
your list is all good actors. Yeah honestly if you saw my movie, if you passed my movie you'd go see it.
You could totally go see it. JLo, Kristen Stewart, Zoe Saldana. That's a pretty good movie.
Also like it could also be all kinds.
It could be a drama, it could be an action movie,
it could be a big budget spectacle.
Wouldn't it be a comedy though?
Wouldn't it be a comedy?
Wouldn't it be a comedy?
No.
At least I hope not.
Yeah, we're praying to God.
Okay, for my next actress, I'm gonna go with?
Meryl Streep.
Yeah, Meryl Streep.
She was so bad in Devil Wears Prada.
Dude, I'm gonna go with January Jones good
There it is, dude
Pick the better you were asking about TV. Yes
She's also met x-men first class. She's very bad. I'm very bad horrendous
She is so beautiful, but she is gorgeous
And I think she was kind of good like her bad acting was good in mad men
For the character supposed to have like on we and be like kind of disconnected from themself
So I was like when I first saw it I was like she's gonna be a huge stars like she's kind of a genius because
He was really palpable, but then as she did like the X-men's and the other stuff
I was like, oh, no, it's just not really pop and dude love actually
Part
What were the guy bangs about much hot? Oh cuz it's a brick coming having sex with American have that happen
You don't like taking our jobs. Whoa. Yep. Just like the actors do bread actors come here take our jobs in
all right
Good list you go. It's fucked up was Chatter Rundo. Take us home doggy
Man, this is tough
There's still some bad actors on the board so There's so many bad actors. I thought of one that I'd put on your house. Julia Roberts?
Yeah.
Yeah, bad.
Don't say my pick out loud.
Dude, Jennifer Lawrence, she's the best.
Oh, dude, okay, I got one, I got one, I got one.
You know, she had a good show.
I don't even know how her performance was received because I only watched two seasons
of it but.
Marshall.
That's a lot.
Stan It can't have been received that well.
I think people generally were like, okay, you fit this part but as an actor, you don't
have it and you can't do anything past Game of Thrones.
Pick Amelia Clarke.
Marshall.
Good pick dude. Stan Oh, that's a great pick.
Yeah, great pick.
You're back, bro.
Thanks.
You're back.
So we saw that one movie with the Clifton kid.
Me before you.
Yeah, me before you.
Sam Claflin.
So she's like a nurse to a guy
who's become a quadriplegic and he kind of wants to die.
And dude, it's hilarious,
the actor didn't lose any muscle to play a quadriplegic.
So he's like 210 muscle in the wheelchair. He's a real quarter zip and he's filling it out so well and
his chest is so broad and it's like I've been in here for a couple of years but
she's so she's super cute but she's very bad in it you don't want to see her as
anything other than the mother of dragons that was her one good part she
crushed it at that man when she's speaking all Valerian
and having that dragon and taking the Unsullied
is so awesome.
Or do you see where she's eating all the heart?
Oh yes, where she's gotta impress Cal Jogo in the way.
She crushes them.
And he's just looking there.
He's good in that, and you know,
he's not that good of an actor, but he's amazing
in his quadrature. That's why he's
in the Fast franchise.
Bro. Get outta here, dude. Bro. I's amazing. That's why I should fast franchise bro
Bro, I'm saying Jason Momoa. I gotta keep the lights on yeah, you know Michael Clayton Tyrese listens to this Hey Michael Clayton go work somewhere else dude
Join in 10
Dude this is a great pick she in the Terminator movies that are complete trash?
She's in one of them.
They didn't get a second one,
because nobody, even me loving to see bad movies like that,
I was like, no, I'll wait for the next Terminator.
It's topical now,
and I actually agree with the general sentiment of it,
but I remember that it didn't do well
because it was too on the nose about immigration.
Terminator Genesis was?
Maybe not Genesis, but-
Oh, Dark Fate was.
Yeah, I heard one of them was just too
too loaded with that kind of political context.
Yeah, no.
Which I'm all for, but maybe not in a Terminator, I guess,
but I guess I'm okay with it.
Depends how you do it.
It wasn't that big of a deal in America.
America didn't dig it.
That's funny though,
because when I think back on it,
I'm like, oh right.
She got number one with Amy Schumer.
I think Carmen's right dude.
People don't like Amy Schumer, man.
I like Amy Schumer, she's great.
What?
Dude.
I like Amy Schumer too.
She was good.
I came into this draft saying,
I'm gonna take Amy Schumer down.
You have told me you liked cutting her first album.
I do like cutting her first album.
All right, that's all I wanted to bookmark.
I'm tarring and feathering the Schooms.
Wow.
She can suck a fat one.
Whoa.
I'm not even talking about a dong.
I'm talking about, you know.
A Pepsi can, because that's the Pepsi franchise.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
She's bad on Sush, there's no doubt.
Yeah, BD24 says Schumer is so chalk.
I don't even know what chalk means, but I agree, dude.
Chalk is good, chalk is good.
Oh, fuck.
Chalk used to be good.
Like when you pick the number one thing,
you're going chalk.
Yeah, what's chalk?
The phrase has changed.
But in this, is it like chalk?
I'm like 40. Bad chalk.
Really?
Kendrick Lamar was terrible.
In the halftime show?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I was like, hmm.
Yeah, Jake.
Jake loved Kendrick.
So Jake's a huge Drake fan.
Dude, this is what all these white people keep saying to me.
They go, spoken like a true OC kid
about not liking Kendrick Lamar in the halftime show.
These are all like white people
who read think pieces afterwards
and get stuck on the symbolism of it
My problem with it was it was two in the middle if he was gonna go protest go full protest
They fuck the police go nuts with it and really provoke a reaction my issue wasn't that it was like
Too avant-garde or too black pride. My problem was that it was tepid. It was just weak
Mmm, and and honestly pop stars do better at the Super Bowl rappers
Yeah, like Snoop Dogg Snoop Dogg has more charisma. He crushed it at the LA one
I mean the Dr. Dre one is amazing. Okay. Sorry that guy's not white. He's still wrong and then
But like I just think pop stars do better in that context although Snoop Dogg did good
but there's a requisite amount of like
charisma and spectacle. Yeah
And then all these people just DM me book. Did you catch this? Did you catch it?
I'm like dude, I caught most of it and like it's all well and he's a genius
But I'm just saying it wasn't the most effective venue for him
So get out of here. Stop saying you liked it when you didn't like it
That's the question. The chalk is the betting favorite in any matchup. Oh
Okay, love that beast. I don't know. Yeah, is the betting favorite in any matchup. Oh, okay. Love that. Beast.
I don't know. Yeah, I guess I was like I was underwhelmed by the Kendrick one.
But I also I mean, I only know it's most famous songs.
Don't have time shows always kind of suck.
It was rich in symbolism.
Dr. Dre. I mean, the doctor was I was so pumped.
I still watch Aerosmith crushed it.
They were good. Prince was good. Prince is amazing. Can't do wrong. Diderosmith crushed it. They were good. Prince was good.
Prince is amazing.
Prince can't do wrong.
Dude, Bruno Mars crushed it.
He was really good.
He's a showman.
Beyonce was very good.
All these people say
I was rich in symbolism.
Oh my God.
Think Peace Nation.
I don't remember it.
Do you remember?
I had the camera work.
I thought the camera work is cool.
Yeah, they got good
cinematographers working over there.
And he can't dance.
He was like trying to do some hand movements.
It's like, dude, this is very, I mean, just not high level.
Typically I think rap live. I've never been to a rap show live,
but I feel like rap live. We've talked about this is generally very underwhelming.
I saw Sean Kingston live. it was one of the worst shows
I've ever been to in my life.
You went to the Sean Kingston show?
I went to Sean Kingston, did.
He had a sick song, beautiful girls.
I was like, this song's sick.
It was one of the worst songs.
All he did was hit on girls.
He kept going, hey, single ladies, where you at?
He goes, no, single ladies, seriously, where you at?
Single ladies, come over here.
Single ladies, come up backstage.
All right, later, guys.
That was the whole show, dude.
Hilarious.
It's funny, some of the best rappers,
I've seen Kendrick Live, I've seen Nas Live,
and they were both kind of underwhelming,
but Kanye was amazing, and who else was amazing?
I saw Jay-Z for a little bit, he was amazing.
Some people do have-
Eminem, I think, would be sick.
They can fill the room, but-
Eminem's awesome, yeah.
50 Cent looks awful live.
Yeah.
Just goes like this.
That's my main move, so I'm in.
Dude, Ice Cube was at the World Series game that I went to.
He walked from where the relief pitchers
come out of the bullpen and did,
today was a good day, as he approached home plate.
It was one of the sickest things I've ever seen.
That's cool.
The only thing was just walk and wrap that,
got to home plate, dropped the mic, and was like, let's fucking play baseball. It was one of the sickest things I've ever seen. That's it. The only thing was just walk and wrap that, got to home plate, dropped the mic and was
like let's fucking play baseball.
It was very sick.
Can you imagine if Sean Kingston did that?
If Sean Kingston did that, he probably would have met a few single women, brought them
back to the dugout, be like, cool, single ladies, come on out.
Single ladies, get in the warm up circle, get in the pulpit, single ladies.
You know, it's nice that he's respectful though when they ask for single ladies.
It's true.
It's true.
Some guys might be scumdags about it and be be like who's in a committed relationship meeting me backstage?
True. True.
Man at Coachella, I saw Outkast at Coachella the first weekend.
Outkast and Crutch were horrible.
They were horrible and they played the deepest cuts. Somebody I was with was like,
dude I've been like, I was like their biggest fan like throughout and he's like from like the same,
I think he was also from like the Atlanta area if that's where they're from. He Like he's like dude. I like there were some songs. I was like, oh my god
I haven't heard this one in like for nobody knew any of the songs and like you're at a music festival
We're like, you know, it's not gonna be
You know, they changed up the set list for the second weekend because that's how like everyone like you like oh it's gonna be amazing
They're back together
And it's just like I have no idea what they're saying
like you're like, oh, it's gonna be amazing to match together. And then it's just like, I have no idea what they're saying.
I think they agreed that they did a bad job too.
And also it was their first time
performing together in like five years.
They were just rust, they were like walking around up there
like talking, dude, there's like 200,000 of us here.
Come on, man.
Dude, you know what's really-
Bring the wood.
I think also what's maybe irksome about this halftime show
is like the little dick white guys of which I'm one
like read an Atlantic article they saw the shows they didn't know how to respond
to it read the Atlantic article and then we're like no no it's good and I'm gonna
tell everyone I like it and they're like it wasn't for you or you don't get it I'm
like I'm pretty open yeah they're being righteous about it yeah that's why I was
pretty neutral about it like people like I liked it I hated it I was like I just
kind of shrugged and was like yeah I was at a bar I couldn't hear shit. I was pretty neutral about it. Like people were like, I liked it, I hated it. I was like, ugh, I just kinda shrugged
and was like, yeah, I don't know.
I was at a bar, I couldn't hear shit.
Yeah, I gotta be honest, when I was watching it,
I looked at my lady, I was like, is this fun?
Yeah, I'm probably closer to that, bro.
That one on Twitter, everyone's like, this sucks,
this is the worst day, and I was like, oh, okay.
I guess I give it a solid B.
Yeah.
You know, like, I'm a B-sounds friend.
Also, my expectations for a halftime show are so I give it a C.
It's like a mashup, like you pay like half of a song.
You go to another one.
Yeah, I guess star comes out.
I don't know what I what I expect from like a really good one.
You know what I mean?
I want it to be entertaining and exciting.
Like, you know, it was like, hey, we're rocking somebody.
It's always better when somebody can dance.
Yeah, because I think I prefer that to like, you know, Springsteen.
You know what I mean?
His was bad too.
I remember you said it was bad
and I got mad at you but you were right.
His was fine, but like, it's like, I don't know,
it's just always better when they can dance.
It was corny.
Paul McCartney's was whatever.
Paul McCartney, he's too old.
You know who should do it?
Dua Lipa.
She'd be great.
Roche would be great.
Yeah, she'd be great.
I watched this shit.
But like Katy Perry doesn't dance,
so she had like the big ass lion,
but I didn't love that.
But you know what, when Lenny Kravitz came out
and they did their, I Kissed a Girl Together,
that shit was fire.
Better than all the Hendrix stuff.
If we did worst pop stars,
Katy Perry would be on my list.
She's not great, it's true.
That was the one moment she had that was pretty special
from that performance, so mostly because of Lenny.
Lenny just lights the stage on.
He's so sexy.
Let's all take a moment and just say
Lenny Kravitz. 60 years old
and still got it. Lenny Kravitz.
American woman!
He works out in all leather right?
You know it dude.
Well because he has to practice like he plays and he only plays in leather.
No matter what the temperatures are.
All you need to know too for the best tweet about the halftime show is someone goes this
is the best halftime show of all time.
It was Ben Stiller.
Yeah, that's, yes.
You've seen Severance, dude?
Chris, you're a-
Oh.
Terrible take, Chris.
Don't talk about the boss like that.
He said that.
I didn't say that.
He was bad, he was corny.
I thought it was fine.
I was, I remember we watched that at your house,
Wood Ranch, very dank.
I loved-
And I wanted to be like that was good
Bruce the boss show some respect. I love Bruce. He's my favorite all time. But you were keeping it real Well, it was cool when he's did the knee slide and he hit the camera. Oh, yeah
Daniels like to remember we always used to argue about Bruce and he didn't like him
Then he texted me was like that was great. I was like actually don't like that. He's a big
Who's the guy that he likes that has like the best addiction of any artist?
James Taylor. Yeah, he likes James Taylor a lot. I think
I didn't know that that was like a cut-and-dry like he has the best I like that nice
Like in conversation after the shower like in his songs again his songs. Okay, cuz I'm like fire and rain
I don't know that many did Creed do the Super Bowl halftime show?
They did a playoff game or like it or like a Thanksgiving game. He's like in a Cowboys jersey
Yeah, Leroy get your facts briefed, but here's the thing Creed is sick. Come on, bro. Yeah, thanksgiving Creed's Creed's Creed's built for the halftime show
23 years and he said they didn't dance. It's like they had flying people. Yeah, they had like Cirque du Soleil. Yeah, bro.
All right.
Look, and like don't get me wrong, every single halftime show could totally have Cirque du
Soleil.
I'll shut up, I'm sorry, I got too worked up.
It could totally have Cirque du Soleil.
They probably all should.
Like seeing those tight rigs just flying across and doing backflips and stuff.
If Kendrick would have just rapped with people doing Cirque du Soleil shit behind him completely
disconnected, would have been cool. Stan You should have had something black, someone doing like Black Panther fighting
up on harnesses.
Marshall Not to be tight.
Stan Acrobats, should have had some acrobats.
Stan It's just the camera's just on them, you just hear him.
Marshall I did do a bad job. We did do a bad job on the best rock songs of all time, Draft.
Stan You guys did? I thought you don't capitulate.
Marshall I did a great job.
Stan I enjoyed that one.
I did bad.
Dude, you picked Mr. Brightside.
I did E6.
I did bad.
I've been drafted bad.
Oh, yeah.
But I'm not wrong about this, Ken.
I did not do bad in that draft.
I'll give you guys that one.
Yeah, I enjoyed listening to that one a lot.
That was really fun.
Oh, you guys didn't pick enough rock.
Like, you guys don't listen to Rush.
Shut up, dude.
No Zeppelin?
You've got no dick.
Just Stairway to Heaven, dude.
You know, come on.
Have you seen Wayne's World?
No stairway, bro like we get it. JT's list and look I'm not coming out
Maybe JT put should have put stairway on there instead of Mr. Brightside. Would everyone be happy?
What about Ramblon if you were gonna do that? I would pick that one. I would pick Diremaker.
If you don't want to go with it, if you don't want to go with chalk. My list doesn't rock that hard.
You know what I'm mad about?
My list is good music. You know what I'm mad about? That's what's up though, way to know yourself. My list is good music.
You know what I'm mad about?
I'm mad that I didn't pick my true favorites,
Limp Bizkit, Creed, and Korn.
Yeah, you should have, yeah, exactly.
What?
Oh, sorry, not you, the chat.
That would have been cool.
I love Limp Bizkit and Korn.
I love Limp Bizkit. Korn is sick, dude.
I only know the one song, but it rules.
I'm getting hot, dude.
They keep trying to make it like they're like,
you guys are upset that there's so much discourse on the halftime show
It's like what they keep trying to make it like if you didn't like it. You're you know, yes, wrong a racist
Lousy artists subjective
Get out of here, dude
All right, who's up it's me
Keep I keep wasting time cuz I don't know
I got some
To cut all that down art took Zoe so I got you man. Sorry, dude. No you didn't you're gonna find out
How about Troy Casey? How about that guy? Yeah, that was why we don't know what we're gonna leave in okay? Yeah, yeah
Yeah, it's a major. I think this will come out first too. Oh
Yeah, oh, it's funny cuz I feel like we're referencing, because you guys... I referenced something that hasn't happened yet, dude.
Christopher Nolan.
Christopher Nolan.
Christopher Nolan.
For us.
Yeah.
We've done so many guests that I think we should give the people with that one.
Well, welcome to the future.
It's good to have Chris here at Twitch stream.
It's good to have Chris here and kick our asses again, dude.
Oh, that'd be nice.
I do need to nail this one.
Ah!
I don't know what to do. You
know what? I'm just gonna, I'm gonna go with Kate McKinnon. Oh great. Okay so comedic actress,
interesting here. Well this is my thing. She's really funny. But if you ever see her in a
movie where she has to like be in a regular scene, she can't do it.
She's good. She can only be like Barbie was perfect for her because she has
she's in like four scenes and she plays weird Barbie where she doesn't take you
out of it but if she just has to have a conversation with someone she's gonna
only be wacky so it like takes you out of it because she's doing a sketch and
she doesn't know how to be in a movie, in my opinion.
And it's always, she always takes it to a place
where like you're like, oh right,
it's Kate McKinnon doing her thing
and like I'm not even watching the movie anymore.
And like she's like another, like even Ghostbusters,
which is a bad movie,
like she's probably the worst part of that movie.
Yeah, and she's just, well it's also like
she's doing something totally different.
Totally, she's being totally, yes.
She's just, it's like whatever she decided to do,
I feel like nobody can rein her in. Undirected. And so it's like, that's how it feels when I watch
her stuff where I'm like, where I'm like, no, remember you're a movie with like an ensemble
and like you have to play off other people and she's like, pew, pew, pew, I'm doing my own thing.
And so like, I think she just doesn't know how to rein herself in and she doesn't really care to. So
like, hey, respect, you just like like I'm gonna do my thing and he
Taken her to leave it, but I think it like torpedoes a lot of shit that she's in yeah
She she's just good at sketch. She's so funny. Yeah, she's so funny, but then she's like girl
But then it's like don't do movies
I mean like you know what she could see I was thinking like she should be like a Rob Schneider like rush
I was not a good actor like but he's like done movies that are like good and fun
You know what I mean? Like in like, yeah, he knows how to like play into like well in this scene
I'm supposed to be getting at this and like it feels like she's like just like no
And like he can do it like hey when he delivers line of Big Daddy like hip-hop hip-hopping on it
Like oh, yeah, funny in those, you know, yeah, okay, but got you radio. Yeah. Yeah
hopefully Yeah, funny in those, you know, yeah, okay, but got you radio. Yeah. Yeah hopefully
We've been saying she should go for Republican. She exactly did she should go
total Republican deed
You know talk s on California dude. She should run for governor of California
Kate McKinnon save this I mean
She comes up. I mean secure the border
To go big on the border, dude.
She needs to start doing stand-up.
Also, but you know, I gotta come at you here a little bit, I have to come at you.
You know, these comedic actors, I kind of give them a little bit of a pass, like a little bit of like a...
Yeah, but why? They're actors.
I don't hold them to the same standard.
These are fucking actors, dude.
Yeah, I hear you.
Like, you know...
They're getting paid the same amount to do the same job.
Yeah, and it's like you're acting in a movie.
Like, Bombshell is like,
that was like an Oscar hopeful movie,
you know what I mean?
And she's like, no, I'm just gonna be,
you also have a job, you're getting paid to do a job,
and that's ACT.
And I think,
and she's a unique issue.
Also, there's so many comedic actors that are great actors true like like like we're gonna give Bill Murray a pass because he's comedic or
Bill hater like those guys are fucking hilarious. They're awesome, and they're great actors
You know like I don't think we should give anyone a pass yeah
I think she has a unique issue to where and I guess it's probably true for some sketch actors, but like in Ghostbusters
She never plays the same person like scene to scene scene to scene
Yes, you're like by the end of it. You're just like she's just crazy
But she's not even crazy in a specific way because there's no there's no consistent logic
Yeah, and and like so it just and I've just had that problem and like I mean
I don't know if anybody saw the spy who dumped me but like no
She's like supposed to be best friends with like Mila Kunis and I'm like you're
just you guys are never in the same movie at the same time and I don't think
that's Mila Kunis fault cuz I've seen her do it plenty of times. She's been good at stuff.
Yeah. Yeah. All right dudes well I'm taking us home and with my final pick
I'm going with just a straight down the middle bad actress a classic
How does they come here we go? I'm not about to not a lot to it though Denise Richards
Oh, yeah, I was gonna talk about her. I
Thought you were going to amber herd
Terrible and bond I kind of like him for her first. You know, yeah, I Aquaman, she's good dude. Like, she's not bad.
I don't know.
I disagree.
Denise Richards, obviously she's not
in a ton of movies anymore,
but there was a moment where like,
you know, she was a Bond girl,
and I think that's when people were like,
hey, we might need to change Bond movies completely.
They did one more after that,
but that was like the one where people were like,
all right, this is getting like,
But they cast they cast they cast
Halle Berry in the next one.
Yeah, we're casting in
a really beautiful Oscar winner.
Yeah, because of the last one,
we we got a little too over our skis.
And yeah, she just
she played the same part in everything
when she was younger.
It was just always like
the hottest lady you'd ever seen who's probably like
seducing a guy who shouldn't get seduced and she was just really bad at acting
was she in species no that's no Tasha Henstridge I think it's just a sick
movie it's hot she's terrible and we talked about this Starship Troopers oh
yeah and everyone's bad in Starship.
And you like wanna worry for her character,
you're like, no, Rico,
because Rico's also one of the worst actors of all time.
Yeah, so two just horrendous actors,
and you're like, it's okay if they die.
Yeah.
I'm like, I don't care about them.
How bummed were you though in Starship Troopers
when you thought she was gonna get naked and then she did it.
Oh, very bummed.
But they still gave us the goods in that movie.
You do get.
They still gave us the goods in that movie so that was okay but I agree it was bad.
I was bummed big time.
I watched that in a hotel room with my whole family in DC in eighth grade.
That's awesome.
With my mom in the hotel room too.
Did you pop a boner?
I had one.
I had one.
Luckily I was in a cot in my own bed.
Sick.
Yeah, pull away. That's wood. I had my own luck. I was in a cot my own bed sick. Yeah pull away
That's awesome I'm gonna be sick
Yeah, he's ready for us. Oh hell yeah, I mean I'm scared of this list dude
Who do you thinks getting the dub here? I'm not getting the I don't know I had some momentum early
So unpredictable yes, you never know. I'm gonna love Zoe Sana too. I fucked up. She's great in wild things though.
Dude, she's so bad in Columbiana.
Yeah, Zoe Saldana, I never saw Columbiana,
but I think it's because you guys saw it and then.
I saw the trailer, it's so bad.
Maybe JT saw it and he was like,
yeah, and I was like, okay, just not seeing it.
It was okay.
And you guys are Columbian.
It's kind of forgettable.
Well, that's the thing and he said it was okay
and it was like, should have been right up our alley.
Mm-hmm.
Hello.
All right, Aaron, we did worst to actresses of all time.
It was, it was pretty spectacular.
We're gonna send you the list.
How's Chuck E. Cheese?
Oh, I'm not there yet.
You're going to Chuck E. Cheese?
Yeah.
That's awesome, dude. Are you gonna play Skeeball?
I'll probably watch my daughter throw it in the wrong lane
Sick. That's awesome. Yeah, I love Chuck E Cheese. Good pizza. Don't be afraid to play too, you know
I'm not
Okay, okay. It just sounds like a little bit, you know Skeeball's fun. It's always good
Okay, it just sounds like a little bit, you know. Ski ball's fun. It's always good. I just sent the list.
Okay, wait a moment.
Come on.
Who all's playing today?
Who's drafting?
The OG crew, Par brothers, Chattamundo, and Strides.
Nice. All right, I got the list. Our brothers Chattamundo and Strides.
Nice.
All right, I got the list.
Want me to recap? Yep.
Okay, Beyonce, Dakota Johnson, Emma Watson,
Denise Richards.
It's a good list.
Gal Gadot, Michelle Rodriguez,
Shanley Woodley, Kate McKinnon,
Sydney Sweeney, Tara Reid, Amy Schumer, Emilia Clarke.
That's good.
And then Jennifer Lopez, Kristen Stewart, Zoe Saldana,
January Jones.
Good list.
That's pretty good. I like them all.
Thank you.
I like them all.
Everybody's got some winners here.
There's someone might argue.
Oh yeah.
Jay Boner says there's
absolute smokes on the list. Well there's for sure. Big respect to pretty women.
Thank God that made them. Alright let's see. I'm scared. Is Emma Watson a bad actress? I
Don't know
We're talking the ones from Harry Potter, right? Yeah Hermione
Okay, is she bad? I don't know. I guess I haven't seen enough stuff
Keep is Kate McKinnon a bad actress? Or just sometimes not funny?
I don't know, man.
That shit, you gotta-
Aaron, I can't respond.
Here's the thing, we have opinions
of everything you're saying,
but we have to play it cool.
Yeah.
So, you know, keep cooking,
but we gotta play it cool.
Yeah.
Yeah, but like how many times has Kate McKinnon
pulled you out of a scene?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
But, you know, if you want to talk halftime show, we can give opinions.
Hold on, I gotta read an article first.
All right, well, let's see. First two great first and second picks.
I don't think Sydney Swing is a bad actress or maybe I'm just lost in her parts.
Get your boner out of your ass.
Sorry.
I thought you meant movie parts. Yeah
Rolls rolls Chad get your bow out of the gutter. Sorry, dude
These are all good lists guys, this is making it tough on me
Come on I think my fourth pick is going to be...
I think my fourth pick is gonna be...
It is hard. Um, it's more competitive when it's the core four totally yeah
The fourth pick is my heart is turning racing
Whose list that was, but keep going. I mean, I think I'm only a bad actress.
I think she's been in some bad stuff, but if you flip it, January Jones, number one
for that list, I think that is stronger. Number three is going to be
Sydney Sweeney, Tara Reid, Amy Schumer, Millie Clark.
And then my number one, oh man.
But why, but why Aaron?
Why is it third?
Oh man. But why?
But why Aaron?
Why is it third?
My number two, this is just, I mean Gal Gadot is real bad even in voice acting.
Michelle Rodriguez is one note.
Shannon Woodley is a good actress though I think.
She's an annoying project and she seems like a real treat to be around.
And then came a kid treat to be around.
Um, and then came with Kenan I don't dislike.
So I think all in all I'm gonna go Gal Gadot, Michelle Rodriguez too, Beyonce, Dakota Johnson,
Emma Watson.
I'm back baby.
I'm back baby.
Thank you Aaron.
Disagree Aaron but you gave me two and I'm cool with that.
JT hates winning the most.
And JT had a good list.
JT had a good list.
You know it.
You know it, dude.
No, it's only because I love him so much, man.
It's true, true.
I'm passionate.
Oh, JT's our dude.
Thank you.
Me, Chris got second, then Chad, then Strider.
Yeah.
It makes sense that JT would have the
worst best actor list and then the best worst actress list whoa yeah that's also
the future that Aaron just told oh man I'm just gonna have to like really
reflect on my life that's gnarly so I'm better at disliking women than I am at
disliking dudes no no no you understand women more than you understand men.
That's probably it, dude. That is it. That is it.
That's not it, but I thought it was funny.
No, dude. Why'd you say it if you didn't mean it?
Because I thought it was funny because it's obviously not true.
No, dude, no. Wait, but did I also win Best Actress List?
No, I did. No, wait. no. Yes, I did. I did.
Alright.
Honestly, I think I took
Jennifer Lopez. Did I take Jennifer Lopez
on my best actress list also?
I might have, dude. I think I did
number four in Famously Night Tank, dude.
That's hilarious. Wait, did you really?
I think I did. Oh, you goon, dude.
That's hilarious.
Alright, guys, I gotta move. Later, everyone. Later, have some pizza. Oh you goon dude, that's hilarious
Dude you know the chat the only one that you didn't win first with Chad on the chat was Amelia Clark And that's your best pick. Do you think that's cuz everybody likes Game of Thrones so much
Probably and it's still recent enough where everyone's like, yeah, we're not gonna talk shit on Game of Thrones so much. Stan
Probably.
Marshall And it's still recent enough where everyone's like, no, we're not gonna talk
shit on Game of Thrones.
Stan Yeah.
But yeah, I mean, I think there is kind of if you bag on cultural favorites like that,
people are gonna be like, whoa, you can't say that.
Kind of like Strata with Hermione.
Marshall Yeah, you don't say stuff like that about Hermione
too.
Although, no, I do agree with Emma Watson, but I think she was an amazing Hermione.
But sometimes people can't separate the acting
from like the project and that character
from the franchise or whatever it is.
Or maybe it's because Amelia, yeah, exactly.
Like Amelia Clarke is just so iconic as Khaleesi.
No one's seen any of her other movies.
So it's like they don't really have much else to draw from.
Yep.
That was a fun draft.
That was great.
Went on a lot of tangents, it was nice.
We were flowing.
Yeah.
Cooked well.
We had our most adult conversation ever to lead off the draft, dude.
Talking plumbing, talking.
Yeah, that's sick.
Yeah.
My cholesterol is a little high.
Just kidding.
I know you're wearing, mine's like double yours. Really? Yeah, you're not in that bad of a spot
What do you do to watch it? You're supposed to do a lot of fiber and then just you don't already you don't eat much red meat
Sometimes I get fast food at night, you know, you know what you eat a lot of you eat a lot of deli meat
Yeah processed that stuff's loaded with cholesterol
That's probably where you're getting it from Jersey Mike's but and then there's a lot of like counterintuitive thought that like you know, cholesterol is
actually not the biggest indicator for like heart health but then you're getting into
like more functional medicine and like some more kind of a newer philosophy on it.
And I feel like just being in the middle of these things is probably just the best to
be.
I don't want to be an outlier.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
I'm like... But you're doing good. I mean, just do a lot of fiber and then some like heart healthy lean proteins.
I feel like so much of the time, like well, there's better like things.
It's like right, but like if you're doing like the five-minute version, you know, cholesterol
is probably not a bad marker for like health, you know.
That's I don't know if that's true, but like it feels like it probably is.
We're building, well, you can go deeper and it's like,
right, but like for like 90% of the population,
it's probably a decent one.
How do you feel though?
How do you feel day to day?
I feel great.
I was gonna say, I feel like,
I still feel like I'm in my twenties.
I would say like my joints are like slower,
like I'm slower laterally,
but like I feel
Great energy and everything like that. Mm-hmm. Like but there's no question that's good slower than I was and all that type of stuff
And how are your boners do my boners are actually feeling pretty deese? I mean deese like I get a boner
Dude, if you're if you're horny of energy, those are good markers. It's never been my problem
So can you get a but like, that's right.
But that's good though.
Can you be, like, are you horny?
Wouldn't it be like a good indicator of my health?
But no, but.
Yes, every time.
But like, even when I was unhealthy,
it's like, yeah, I'm horny.
But if you lost your horniness,
it could be lowering T, but it could also be indicative of-
Or what if that's the first time I'm really healthy?
Yeah, that's a good call.
Yeah, you leveled out.
I'm only horny sometimes, that's a good thing.
You finally made it.
Weirdly, your cholesterol's gone down too.
We'll probably never know.
Yeah.
Dude, that was awesome.
That was fun, JT, nice win.
Oh, thank you. Huge win. De'Kota awesome. That was fun. JT, nice win. Oh, thank you.
Huge win.
Dakota Johnson was a good pick.
Good job, dude.
Your whole list, three of them never work but one of them does.
So, that was a smart job.
Yeah, dude, if you cast-
Between Beyonce, Emma Watson and Denise Richards, you got about 20 movies.
I would never see-
What are their jobs?
Stan.
Actress.
Well, Beyonce pop star.
Marshall.
Beyonce is a pop star.
Stan.
That's the only one.
Marshall.
That's the only one.
Stan.
Well, Shailene, well, McKinnon's job, never mind.
I'll take shots all day.
Marshall.
You still won, baby.
You get the belt.
I'm just still gonna be like, yeah, it's nice.
Beyonce was in four movies.
Stan.
Beyonce. Marshall. Yep.
Aaron should have taken that into account.
Aaron's a good guy, but he's also a bitch dude.
Yep, yep.
I don't think I had the best picks,
but I had none of the worst picks.
Yeah, exactly.
So very true.
Nobody's gonna be like, but no, they are a good actor.
And I think a great barometer is when we were saying earlier,
like if I saw a movie coming out with those people in it,
I would not be excited to go see that. That would be a train wreck. Oh mine would be the weirdest
I don't even know what kind of movie that would be. I don't know what exactly.
There's one thing. I guess that's the way for all of them. It'd be a cartoon. It'd have to be a cartoon.
Yeah, Ice Age 12. Yep. There's one thing
I didn't take into account when making my picks is that Aaron's a he loves boobs. Yeah
So he picked Sydney Sweeney.
He's like, every time he watches,
I've watched like every Sydney Sweeney movie with him
and I'll be like, that wasn't great.
And he's like, it was fantastic.
I'm like, you're just looking at the boobs.
And the one pick of mine that he was like,
I don't know, she's the most well endowed.
Yeah.
Shailene Woodley.
Oh yeah.
Good call.
Fuck, I should have thought about that.
Yeah.
What can you do?
You gotta play to Aaron and he loves boobs and
what's the band?
Jimmy Eat World.
Jimmy Eat World.
He loves Jimmy Eat World.
I actually do, on an upcoming draft,
just pick the things that Aaron would like.
I'm like, I'm going with Jimmy Eat World.
Dude, that'd be a good one.
If you wanna make it all Jimmy Eat World song.
Just do a draft of best Jimmy Eat World songs. Yeah just draft stuff. I like the most just go 25 deep
See you in my eyes and I want you tonight your love is forever mine Jimmy world
Your love is forever mine. Jimmy it works in their third album.
Alright good pod guys. Good stuff guys. Good shit dudes. You wanna know what to do and where to go When you need someone to guide you
There's lots to have and roads beside you
Going free, going free See what's the deal
I'm going deep
Try to maintain