Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 381 - DRAFT - BEST S*X SCENES

Episode Date: March 19, 2025

Today we are joined by King Hog, Joe Marrasse and Strider Wilson to draft the best S*x scenes in cinema history. This one gets hot and steamy IMMEDIATELY. Each bro will make 5 selections and will give a dank reasoning behind each one to get the judges approval. Today we have a LIVE chat voting and we also call Aaron aka Mr. Cream to judge. Let us know who you think won in the comments! #chadandjt #goingdeepwithchadandjt  We are live streaming a Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour! WE JUST ADDED BRAND NEW cities for 2025!Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Here is the Total Draft Standings: (s/o HandA on reddit)Chad: 10 wins JT: 10 wins Strider: 10 wins Chris Parr: 9 winsBrad Fuller: 1 win (The Ultimate Champ)Joe Marrese: 0 wins (Going for his first dub today!)Kevin Fard: 0 wins 

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in the form of ponzu sauce and ahi tuna. Because we got John Thomas on the pod, what up? Boom clap, stokers. We got the T-dart tyrant, the king of cunt. Sorry. Shadow band dude Might have been doomed with the title anyway, but It just slipped up it's true

What up, dude, and we got the big hog himself mr. Bolge Joe Marie see how you doing Wow great to be back I haven't been here in a while, so thanks. Yeah, good to see you. Well, Jay, why'd you block out sex? You can't say sex, S star, and then X in the thing. Right, so sex is in the title of this episode. So you can't, does that get- So it's gonna have to be censored.

That's crazy, you have to censor the word sex when there's tits and ass everywhere on my ass Foucault talked about it Who's out the postmodernists from France Wow? He said that he's already starting he said we repress sex at all costs in culture Only so we can talk about it ad infinitum Yes, yeah, you guys ready to get horny together in culture only so we can talk about it ad infinitum. Yes. Yeah, you guys ready to get horny together?

Yes. We are drafting the best sex scenes in film history. Oh yeah. Let's go. Yeah, okay. So you mentioned this topic, I was pumped. I was like, sex scenes, let's go. I'm looking it up.

My most iconic scenes? I don't know 80% of them. What are you talking about Don't Look Now, the Donald Sutherland film? Stuff like that. A lot of stuff from like the 80s and 70s. Yeah these old movies. Yeah, or even like the 90s.

I was like I don't remember any of these scenes. Well yeah I think what's interesting is there was almost no scenes from after 2000. There's only a few. And I think that's because of internet porn. I think sex in film used to matter more and it could sell it more to a younger male audience. But now we don't really need that.

We can get our fix straight and more potent. Well and then the sex that they do now in film is basically just porn, basically now, right? From what I saw. No, no, I was saying the inverse. But that's interesting. No, because there was like a movie a few years ago called like Nympho or something,

and it was just raunchy sex. Like Netflix, they show a lot of dirty, dirty sex. These days. It's true, I guess you're saying the more art the more art house movies like Lars von Schroer like stuff They'd see a con like blue is the warmest color. Yeah, that's the one I was thinking of blue Yeah, those are pretty graphic mostly European. I would say yeah They're a little bit less Puritanical about sex, but they don't kill as many people as we do.

Yeah, we use guns better, dude. We have lifted trucks. Or at least that's the conventional wisdom. We'll see if it's true. Should we get this thing going? Yeah. Or should we download first? Or let's party.

What's going on? I don't know. We can download it. We can download it. JT, it's good to talk to you. We haven't... You've been getting torn apart on my podcast people have been coming after you why? What I said because when he called me on the phone no because of You your take on the group dinner and trying to cop out of trying to get out of paying $90

of trying to get out of paying $90. You remember that? Yeah. Yeah, everyone's getting upset with you. What are they saying? I mean, it's pretty much just me, but we've been talking about it. But I guess, because that's amateur hour to show up to a group dinner and be like,

oh, I'm just having shrimp cocktail. I'm not paying my share of the bill. You come hungry or you don't come at all. There's an argument there, I just don't know why it fell to me to subsidize everybody's porterhouse. Because the thing is, we had a planned dinner, so that means you're coming to eat dinner. So we don't need, we love you,

but we don't need your company that bad. Come afterwards. You do need my company. Come afterwards for the drinks. You didn't even wear a sport coat first of all. You totally crushed morale when you did that. Well, it's ripped. And Kevin was supposed to keep track of the tally.

He got too baked off and edible. Yeah. And was completely irresponsible in allocating the cost so I'm just saying whatever should have happened we should have had someone with a stronger hand on the wheel really my whole thing is just a criticism of Kevin and him not being ready to captain his own team yeah this is Kevin B he would love to be here for this draft we we can't oh yeah scenes yeah he'd crush. Yeah, he'd crush it. Yeah, he'd find the most Once you get jack-off, you know, I gotta say did but you when you showed up. Did you eat dinner first?

What do you mean? Like did you eat dinner at home before you went out to dinner? Because that would be a little bit weird I am on your side where you shouldn't pay 90 bucks Whenever one's ordering drinks if you only got like a shrimp cocktail $17 but if you eat dinner first, I see what Joe's saying. Yeah, it's planned. We plan to meet for dinner. Guys, what's with not coming out for St. Patrick's Day this weekend? It's really disappointing to be quite honest. I have to work Saturday night. I felt insulted. When I asked if we're going to grab drinks it was I felt like like an asshole

I I got the marathon next day. I can't I can't keep I can't be boozing Yes, so But we've done a few st. Paddy's together we went to the TAMO shanter a few years back. Yeah Yeah, a few years back Key word I mean I want to. I wanna meet up this year. I even had a drink in like 18 days. I'm gearing up. Joe, I mean.

We got our show Friday. Joe, I hear you, and here's the thing. I wanna do St. Patty's Day with you. I wanna do it right. It's just, you know, this year, it's not the right time. Yeah, it's crazy. The marathons are the next. But what if we have our own St. Patty's Day?

I mean, does it have to be this weekend? Can we? I know the bars won't be as festive. Well the actual day is Monday but I can't really party on Mondays. Why not? I don't know, it just doesn't feel right. But because it's like the beginning of the week you're like you want to feel productive and I don't know but All right, I'm ready to go I Can go out I got a show that night. I can go out after I know you said you're gonna be out till 10 Well, yeah, you try to make it till least 10 because I'll probably go out at like 2 in the afternoon Here's a criticism of Joe what I'm gonna come at Joe to get just to get in your head

I think that if you lived because you like to go out on the Sunset Strip and I would venture the Sunset Strip Sucks ass. Well, I would go to Tano Shantor Tom Bergens the two Irish spots, but they're only doing Day of celebrations, which is Monday. No, but I'm talking about every other day. It doesn't start. Yeah It's one of the best place to go out and you know it's expensive a lot of tourists I think you experience it once but if you lived in my part of town you would find your local bar and you would try to get everyone to that bar. Probably. Alright he agrees. Alright let's throw them out let's draft some sex scenes sex scenes Nice Joe we do odds or evens

So you throw it a one or a two I guess one or oh I throw it out from yeah Just between me and you or everybody everybody you never played odds or evens I yeah, but not like just whatever yeah all right one two three shoot oh fourth pick whoa Oh, so now was's three, no? Yeah, you three. Odds are even. One, two, three, shoot.

Oh, Chad, third pick. All right, paper, rock, scissors. Paper, rock, scissors between you two. I'll call it. I'll say rock, paper, scissors, shoot. And then on shoot, we'll throw. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Okay.

You ready? I think I know what you're gonna throw. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Damn it. First pick. All right. All right, I'll take the second pick. Oh, this is exciting.

This is the response. Okay, you ready? Yeah, which is rock paper scissors shoot damn it first first. All right. All right. I'll take a second This is exciting. This is the responsibility This is the responsibility Big is too much pressure. No, you know what you go either way Chad said a word iconic I'm gonna go with iconic for my first pick. I could go a little more I'm gonna go with iconic for my first pick. I could go a little more just straight up, does this get me torqued? Does this get me able to not stand up for a few hours?

Am I gonna have to contact my doctor because it's lasting longer than four hours type stuff? But I'm going iconic that has a little bit of that. Because fellas, let me pose a question to you. Is it pretty cool to hook up in the back of a car? yeah back seat of a car pretty chill maybe the only thing better than hooking up in a car oh good pic is hooking up on a boat oh don't do it do what about hooking up in a car that's on a boat yeah I know where you're going with this I want Leo painted her like one of his Frenchies.

I'm going Jack and Rose, Titanic. It's iconic with the hand wiping the fricking steam. That was incredible. That's great. It's unbelievable. Yeah, it's a great first pick. That was one that I had. And it has all the passion, it's classy, it's love,

and it's the steamy. So it's love plus a little horny. Yeah, she kind of pulls him into the back seat. She has agency Very important and the hand it's like he's losing control. He's like oh, it's a Well, I was seven years old when I first saw this whoa. I didn't understand Watching that yeah, I wasn't I didn't I didn't understand what was going on with my body Yeah, I mean what is happening right now. Yeah, what was happening understand what was going on with my body. Yeah. What is happening right now. Yeah, what was happening.

Dude, I, fuck, I busted. Nice pick. Turned that Model T into Model T and A, if you know what I'm saying. Oh, dude. That's a good pick. Yeah. Preish, we're off to the races, boys.

Was she wearing the necklace too? And that, in the scene where he paints her, she is, I don't know about that scene. Right. I can't remember. Yeah, cause in the scene where he paints her she is I don't know about that scene Right. I can't remember. Yeah, cuz did they bone after he paints her? Yeah, cuz they're running from security Oh, dude, and there's danger too. They're running from security. It's a danger element. The guy has a gun and And then you know in the heat of the moment there when they have the threat of death that makes you horny Yeah, very powerful after going one of them is you horny. Yeah. Death is a very powerful aphrodisiac. We know they're going, one of them is going to die too.

Yeah and so he porks her. Yes. And Jack, basically a homeless guy. The hottest homeless guy of all time. Yeah. You know what's funny is- Sneaks onto a boat and she's with his bag of money. Yeah, how do you get out of the Titanic?

It's supposed to be rich people, what the fuck. Yeah, you know what's funny is this movie- There were bankers on that boat. Leo's so charismatic and such a movie star that nowadays people look at the facts or they're like, Rose, Rose fell for a homeless guy on a ship. It's hilarious.

Yeah. And then she throws the stone in the water. Everyone kind of turned on. Who else is she gonna bone Bone on that boat one of those dweebs true Joe this is a break this is true Everyone has turned on Rose in recent years. I've noticed I can't have I can't have any of that I was like a hundred years old he recently passed away this year They didn't even include him in the Oscar Memorial and yeah the captain the Yeah, the captain, the guy who was the king of Rohan. He passed away? Oh yeah, I don't know what else that guy was in.

Would you guys be able to go down with the ship? No, I would do anything to survive. I would be the weasel that sneaks on the boat with the women and children. Yeah, I would not go down. I don't go down without a fight. Dude, I'd do a gainer. When the Titanic goes like this, I'd do a gainer. Yeah, goes like this I do a gainer Yeah, that was pretty badass when it was like that. Yeah

There's also something nice about the Yeah, cuz I think initially going into this sex scene you perceive Rose as being the more vulnerable of the two Like Jack's kind of guiding her into this new life. And so he's kind of in control. But then when they start to have sex, there's the line where she says you're trembling. Yeah, why is he trembling? Oh, that's a beautiful line. What a puss though, what's he trembling?

Joe, no, it's vulnerability, it's beautiful. He loves her. Yeah, right. He's not being- He really knows her. But he's not being the coolest guy in town in that moment for the first time. And that's important. They're seeing each other you know, in their full, devoid of any sort of mass, cloth or

otherwise in that moment and I think that's a beautiful thing and an important thing in love making. Yeah. You know, Joe, if we were on the Titanic, I'd hold on to your dick. Thanks. That's true. Yeah, we can try to survive on that. Your dick would have broke the iceberg.

Everyone, grab onto Joe's dick. Get all the women and children. Joe's gonna flick his hog real quick on the iceberg. Well, just the women, not for the dick, just the women. Joe, you're up. I'm ready. Yeah, I'm locked cocked ready to rock Think Jim Harbaugh says that because there's a sports talk show in Chicago waddle and Sylvie

They play that sound bite at the beginning so Mine is like I was thinking of hotness the attractiveness of the people in these scenes, iconic ones that stick out in my brain as a young adolescent. This movie came out in 1998, Wild Things, the three-some scene with Suzie, Sam, and Kelly. The taking this number one is crazy. Denise Richie, why, Denise Richard, why?

I think this is a number one pick. I would've taken this if I didn't take Titanic. Campbell pouring champagne on Denise Richard's nice juicy titties. See now we're gonna, I'm gonna get horny here. It's a number one pick for sure. But especially if you're 14 years old. Yeah. Oh yeah.

Oh, is that not tasteful enough for you? That's what I'm saying. Oh, I'm yeah, oh is it is that not tasteful enough for you? I'm saying oh, I'm sorry senator This is absolutely I would have taken this That's why it's up there and we didn't see it coming there's another scene This season of you know I'm just saying saying. Dude, this is a great pick. And also a threesome, what up? Yeah, it's also a threesome. It's so hot.

It's aspirational. This is an aspirational scene. Yeah, the way he's kinda getting them to like get along. Yeah. He's like, come on, don't be mad. Everyone's doing their best. Look, come on, let's make up. Yep, yep.

Lot of juice. He's got the juice. Now, correct me if I'm wrong. Does Nev Campbell release the bo-bos or is it just Denise Richards? Just Denise. I almost think that it's very disappointing when you're a kid and you watch it

and you don't also get Nev Campbell's bo-bos. Very true. But in retrospect, kinda adds to the scene. Yeah. Because it has, you're like, there has to be a bit of wanting in a scene, a bit of imagination. Yeah.

Very important. Great scene. And the way it ends, it's like I think on a wide, and he's got both of them all over him making out. Yeah, god damn. And yeah, you figure he's probably just gonna fuck both of them. Yeah.

Comedy and boning, let it live in the wide. I love it. All right, let's go with Chad. I love it. Two great picks out the gates, guys. Yeah, that's what we do. Look, we're perverts. I know what I'm doing here

I'm a bit. I'm a pig like this draft isn't you know this is more of a like Kevin draft But I'm into it and you know I got my picks. I'm ready everyone's into it. Yeah, I You can't Jack to Titanic now. Yeah, you can Jack to wild yeah You can't jack to wild boar. Yeah, of course. Yeah, you can't, brother. Huh. Huh. Okay, I'm going with the iconic erotic thriller

that we all know from 1992, where you see Beaver, you see Sharon's Beaver, but I'm going with the sex scene and basic instinct. I love it, but I'm gonna come at you right out This movie I have seen it okay good. Thank God. Thank God Because if you would have pulled this straight from chat Gbt. I would have been Paint the picture what I forget to very steamy. This is a they're going at it Yeah They said they had a very, this one. Sharon Stone, dude.

The Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas, they said they had a very quiet dinner afterwards. It was so intense. Whoa, dude, can I tell you, you did a good pick because when Jake pulls up, you can't even see the images. You can't even see it. Google wanted to let you look. That's how you know what kind of sex scene you're looking at.

If you can watch it on YouTube, it's one kind of sex scene. If you have to watch it on Dailymotion or Xvideos, it's a different kind of sexy. Yeah. And I mean, this movie is just, it's one of the top. I remember when I first watched it a couple of years ago and after I was like I want to make an erotic thriller.

An erotic thriller is a great movie. Yeah, that's a, it's a good call. And you don't see them much nowadays anymore. I think they tried to do it with like Anna de Armas and Ben Affleck with Deep Water but it was too brutal where she was just cheating on him the whole time. Yeah. And it wasn't, it didn't have enough conviction. Like it wasn't erotic and it also wasn't thrilling.

So you're just like, what am I watching? I agree. It was just like a troubled relationship. I'm like, this is, they should be in therapy. Yeah and when you think of Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone, what do you think? Boning. So funny, I don't think of Michael Douglas as a sex icon, but he was. He was too.

He got throat cancer because he just munchin' box. That's cool. This guy was just munchin' box nonstop. He's probably doing it right now. That's how I might die. Hopefully. That'd be a great way. Not only you die, but.

Tongue darting. Yeah. But yeah, that guy just, you know, he's old now, but he still fucks. That's awesome. That's a great pick, yep, sexual. Paul Verhoeven, one of the great directors of Smut and Erotica.

Also, I like that she's featured heavily on top in that scene. Most sex scenes, you know, you're gonna get mish. Yeah. But I think it's important that we have some variety. Sure. Yeah, and the thing, like, the whole movie is like just sexual. Marshall Oh, for sure.

Stan So, that was like um... Marshall Yeah, the club scene is like kind of the hottest. Stan Yeah. It's almost like the whole, the whole, my pick is like the whole, I can't do this, but the whole movie. It's just one giant sex scene. Marshall Totally. The vibe of the movie is super horndoggy. Yeah, it's not like a. I need it to be narrowed down to a scene. I know, that's what I'm saying.

That's why I picked the scene, but I mean. Yeah, she's awesome. She lives in San Francisco too. Yeah, you like that. Yeah, San Francisco. All right, for my two picks. Yeah. I think Shider knew I was gonna pick this but coming out of the gates I'm going with a film that was directed by I think the guy who did Deep Water and is well known for his erotic films. To me

This is a sex scene that features two hot people having sex they shouldn't be having which always adds to the nut. See you later. Chad's knocking stuff over, he's horny. And it um, it's- Whoa, everyone's worried. What the hell was that? There's stuff back there we didn't even know about.

You put the nail in that hole and it stays up. Ugh. But I am going with Diane Lane and Olivia Martinez. That's great, yeah. And Unfaithful. That was one of my favorite, which scene? Specifically the staircase She's trying to break up with her lover There's a lot of good he chases her into the hallway of his

Too large apartment that he could not afford as a struggling artist who works over hard He bends her over hard. He makes her say that she wants it Yeah, they fight a little bit a lot of the best sex scenes from the 90s and 2000s are push the boundaries of consent. I think to harken back to the Oscar Wilde quote, everything is about sex except for sex, which is about power. And I think film has always been really obsessed

with that concept. And I think this movie nails it. Yeah, this was dirty nasty sex. I remember I would show up at your house in high house in high school. I do check this out real quick She cheated on Richard she was cheating on which out here these which was cool too cuz Richard gear always played the Olivia Martina's part He was always the guy having an affair with a woman and then as he aged he played the other side of it Yeah, yeah, so he knew what was going on the whole time. He says that to her He goes you didn't think I? I knew the moment you started.

Yeah. This is a good scene. Chat might not love it. They might not know it well enough to give you the points it deserves, but it's good. No, but I mean, Chat's a bunch of idiots. But this is one of the best sex scenes ever. They should watch it.

And she's incredible. I think she won best actress this year. You feel all the levels that she's going through and just honestly, dude I've cranked to it a million times. Nice. I need to see this. I haven't seen it. Oh, it's a great movie Um, the ending is kind of bizarre but overall very solid film. Yeah, he got what was coming to him Yeah, well said you're so right man Well, it's just you know, yeah expect sometimes if you're gonna fuck a guy's wife non-stop all over the fucking city They have a bunch of good sex scenes to like the one in the bathroom is good where she's at dinner at lunch with her

Friends. Yeah, gee, thanks. That was one of my picks. Whoa Dipping on my movie. I probably could Let people decide what was the better sexy that's a good move that's a very would have been a good move yeah let people decide what was the better sex scene that's a good move that's a very good that's a great move JT once again the gloves are off when it comes the parsters clothes are off I mean there's a lot that's some of these movies that we're gonna pick and you know sex scenes and there's multiple sex scenes in movies right it's not just one and done well they're going back in for more I'm sorry I didn't mean to insult the chat

I was just playing guys. They're good and sensitive. I love you guys, but you guys are just whiny little bitches Next pick I am going with a Movie we all love one that is referenced often amongst the crew. I know it's one of Strider's favorite I like this scene for its its its verite. It feels real and the actors are beautiful and the setting is insane. I mean again unfaithful sex you shouldn't be having. This movie sex in a place you probably shouldn't be having it. I'm talking about a barracks in Stalingrad, World War II. Oh. I'm going with enemy at the gates. Oh, dude.

Rachel Weiss and Jude Law. I watched. Wow. Jake, you got his pics in the wrong spots. Oh yeah. I watched that. Yeah, you stole this pic from me, dude. I'm sorry, I'm surprised you didn't take it on. Number one would have been rough.

It wouldn't have been too much. Yeah. It wouldn't have been. Wait, sorry, who was in that scene? Jude Law. Rachel Weiss and Jude Law. Oh wow. Bro. Hot. The't have been. Wait, sorry, who was in that scene? Jude Law. Oh, wow. Bro, the faces that Rachel Weiss makes while they're boning, it don't look like acting. Her mouth is big, her eyes. She does this. Look like she's so.

But she can't make a noise because they're sleeping in their barracks next to just dirty, filthy animal Russian fighters. She definitely got a UTI. That's what I was saying to my girlfriend this morning. She's like, it's so realistic. I'm like, yeah, except for the no cranberry pill she's done for. She's toast. Yeah, that's pretty wild. That's what I was saying to my girlfriend this morning. She's like, it's so realistic. I'm like, yeah, except for the no cranberry pill. She's done for after. She's toast, yep, she's toast.

On the butt, yeah, the butt, dude. Yeah, the butt, dude, the butt. She sneaks it out. Oh, nice cheeks. And then there's a moment where- Wait, is that his butt or hers? Hers, yeah. There's a moment where a guy walks in

and Jude Law gives this look like this where it's so real. It's exactly what someone would do if someone was walking in on you having sex and you were nervous about getting caught. Jude Law gives this look like this, where it's so real. It's exactly what someone would do if someone's walking in on you having sex and you're nervous about getting caught. He goes like this, and he looks like, bro, are you really gonna blow this up for me?

And the acting is just so, it's not acting. You feel like they're actually doing it. It's got all those elements working for it. It's a dude movie, so you don't really expect it to happen like that. I didn't expect it. And then the biggest thing is, there's actually analysis of this sex scene on TikTok

by female sex experts. And they say that this is the sex in a movie that most resembles what would work for a woman physically. Because he's not pumping, he's scooting. So if you watch, they're kind of moving in synchronicity with each other. So they actually use this scene as an example to teach women how to coach their men into having more conducive sex for pleasure. He's not pumping he's scooting?

He's scooting. They're moving together like this. There's not a jackhammer action. Oh man. And so when you combine that with WW2 hot actors and Rachel Weiss making those, oh my God, I've never felt anything this good in my life eyeballs, you got my number two sex scene of all time. Yeah, you know, I feel attacked here.

I feel like you stole this. This is my scene. This is my scene. JT's a former perv, so he shouldn't have. Yeah, I'm taking this one home, brother. I'm taking this one home. Big vibrator, right? Yeah, that scooting knowledge yeah I'm taking this one home brother I'm taking this one home big vibrator I'm gonna yeah that's scooting knowledge I'm gonna yeah dude the scoot bro yeah cuz you I mean you guys know me I'm a jack hammer you're a

pump yeah yeah you're a piston dump you know oh yeah oh one thousand percent oh yeah just one minute thanks and also for variety sake I got a doggy scene and I got a missionary Wow I mean you're nailing it. Wait, Unfaithful was a doggy scene? Oh, yeah the staircase Yeah, it starts off like this and she's like get off me. He's like come on, you know, you want he's a foreigner too Which helps he's like he's vaguely European. Yeah, he's like come on. Tell me you want it. Love that It's just like I don't I don't and then you got a lot of Eastern European boning going on over here. Well, cause you know, I mean, you can't pick American. No.

It's like cars, you don't buy American. All right, Chad, what do you got, dude? Okay, I'm pumped to pick this one. So this one, the setting is we're in South Carolina. And there's the tension is building, the anticipation is high. They haven't seen each other for years. Gosling's got a beard.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's rowing a boat. He's taking her out into where the ducks are. It's ducks. Swans, dude. The swans are. He's like, check out these swans. It starts raining. They're like, wait, it's ruining, right? The swans, dude. The swans are. He's like, check out these swans. It starts raining.

They're like, wait, it's ruining the moment? No, it's not. It's making it even better. And then they're just staring at each other and the chemistry, you can feel it and you can feel it in your, you know, whatever you have, a hog, a vagina. You're just sort of like, you're just itching.

I need this. I thought they did so well that you need it. You need it to happen. And finally, Ryan Gosling and, oh what's your name, Rachel McAdams? Yep, McAdams. Rachel McAdams. Bone.

Yep. And this is, they bone hard. Was that the notebook? Yeah, and they're just, they're good. They're just, in the notebook, they're just ripping each other's clothes off, he picks her up, legs go around him, and they just pork. And it is, it's, oh man.

I was so pumped when I saw it. I was just like, I need this in my life. I think watching the notebook, you're like, I need this. I need a moment like this in my life. Wish they watching the notebook, you're like, I need this. I need a moment like this in my life. Wish they would have bowed when they were older though. Mom took her. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cut to the old scene.

I have a slight thing. I think the senior described me before is better than the sex scene though. When they're on the boat? When they're on the boat and when they confess their love for one. Oh, it still isn't over. Yeah, that part. To me, that's what I always remember.

Whereas the sex scene of it, I don't even remember what kind of boning they did. So, well, once you say, once you argue, I would argue... You love stand-up sex too. Yeah, I would argue that it still isn't over. Bang, he comes in for the kiss. He carries her into the house. And he's, you know, they're ripping each other's clothes off. And my favorite part, when they start boning,

or they're about to start boning, he picks her up. Strider's move. Strider actually coached him on this. Thank you, yep. Quads, good work, man. Wraps the legs around him. And yeah, chat wants a visual so Yeah, yes

Very good That's like 10 years of 10 years of not seeing her So there is penetration. I think so. Yeah, I don't know. Is it just a make out scene? Who's judging today? Aaron Brugnart.

Hopefully Aaron knows. Yeah. Because it's a beautiful, the passion is there. Brugnart? It's tough to, yeah, I mean you don't see. Brungardt. I think it's Brungardt. You don't see, you don't see I yeah, I would probably say you don't see I don't even know if you see but That's okay. You don't have to see

I would like to see that yeah, I think we gotta pull it up and see it. Can we check the tape? Yeah, you know I gotta tell ya Can we check the tape? Yeah, you know, I got to tell you. It's a great movie. And it's it's passionate. Romantic. It builds attention. Anticipation.

And that in four plays a big part of sex for not me, but for some people. OK, here we go. Against the wall. Now we're talking. Full screen of Jake. You can see Strider's influence in this. Oh, yes

This is that's a very popular cinematic move the wall slam do that to your girlfriend in real life. You're sleeping on the couch Yeah, definitely How my head Chiara Scarra lighting ow, honey relax? You know is that you oh, I thought that was you do that in an apartment You probably have drywall you knock down one of your picture frames, it breaks, the dog barks. Ow! Honey, will you, ow! This is great leg strength to make it up the stairs. Yeah, look at that.

Why would you slam me into the wall? You know, there's a lot of good staircase love making scenes. Totally. There's places where it works. But if you tried that in real life? Yeah, you're toast. Wood floors? Yeah, nice.. Wood floors?

And they're gonna slip. Are you wearing socks? Someone's gonna get hurt. You're in the emergency room before you know it. Oh, he's doing a little footwork there. I like that. I can't see shit. Yeah, it's very dark.

Turn the lights on. Nick Cassavetes directed it. John Cassavetes' son. Oh, John Cassavetes left us too soon. Do you know who else Nick Cassavetes directed it, John Cassavetes' son. Oh, John Cassavetes left us too soon. Do you know who else Nick Cassavetes is? Who? He's the cool bald drug lord guy whose buddies would cast her Troy in Face Off.

Oh. That's the guy who directed The Notebook. That's amazing. I would have never seen that coming. Chad, very underwhelming sex scene. I think you're still gonna get a ton of picks cause it's The Notebook. Yeah, I think just cause The Notebook, you're gonna get it, but this is a bad sex scene. I think you're still gonna get a ton of pics cause it's the notebook. Yeah, I think just cause the notebook,

you're gonna get it, but this is a bad sex scene, I'm gonna say. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. Go cook. This is beautiful. Okay, yeah, yeah. Why is this beautiful? They don't show much, but you feel the emotions,

you feel it. Can I ask you? It's not just, hey, let's get a shot of ass right there Moving I want you know yeah, that's what I like to see okay, but I got that I got that Tom sometimes this is romance I'm just saying it's gonna work for it's gonna work for the chat cuz they're gonna It's the title movies romantic, and they don't know they're thinking about the scene. I'm a bird you know yeah Bounce around honestly can I tell you right now? Oh, no way She says that let me tell you something

Shut up, let me tell you something. She is a no, that's why I panic great. You don't see humping But you see the hand it's iconic, but they're there See it is a sexy. You're right, it is a sex scene. I underplayed the sex scene. It's steamy, bro. Yeah, you see steam, you see a hand, you see a tremble. Do you see him pork? It's good directing, dude.

It's good directing. That's a choice made by, oh, I don't know. What's the director's name? James Cameron. Steven, fucking. I am salty. Oh no, no, it's a. Damn fucking Cameron. I'm just kidding, sure.

Nick Casavetti's made some very artistic choices here. You know honestly, you knew when you were picking it and you were talking about it, you really had to find your way into talking about it. It was quite the preamble. It was foreplay. No, no, no, no. Childish Gambino's right. You guys are jealous of my picks.

I want their list. The Chad who's saying I'm salty, give me your list for best sex scenes while we're while we get Joe's pick Let's go. Yeah, but don't burn anything. They're not gonna burn anything. You're right. What's up Stokers? I'm here to let you know about our new sponsor stash guys. We always hear about Money people online or on TV being like you gotta you gotta invest your dough But a lot of people me me included, were like, okay, cool, how do I do that? I don't know, you know, got some bank.

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This is where I apply my dominance in the draft. Go baby. In the second round, some of you younger dip shits out there, me, for lack of a better word, you, well I guess I could say guys, people. But you guys, you need to see some 80s movies some classics and a lot of my picks are full of attractive people this one is gonna go five this one is brought to you by Tom Cruise and

Rebecca de Mornay oh good having sex on the L train in Chicago. Secting moving vehicles is a good thing. Risky business. Great pick dude, that wasn't on any list. An ongoing scene, you know, there was a pervy homeless guy that kept watching them that. Good, good. At one point, Tom Cruise had Joel and Lana are their names in the movie. Joel had to, he basically walked the guy out

on the L platform at one of the stops and then got back into the train and got back to fucking eatin' box. Would've been hilarious if he missed getting back on the train. And then she was just riding him nice. He was like this, like how I'm sitting now, just getting fucking ridden.

Can I tell you though, I don't know who directed that, it's kind of an annoying cut. But they do a lot of annoying like cuts. It's an ongoing scene. He didn't direct much more after that. It started nice, and that yes, she bottom left there. She's really riding him also she pulls off She was beautiful and so sexy yeah, and then fucking great and she's a hooker. He's a high school kid Yeah, and you kind of believe she might just be into him which is so powerful when you're a young man She pulls off bangs well. The narration is like Lana wanted to have sex on a train.

I said why would I say no or something like that. You're like ooh. Yeah that's what's up. That's a good one dude. Thanks. And a Chicago movie. Yeah. I want to have a Chicago movie in there.

I want to have sex in the L. Right in the L train. Here we go. This is big Strider. This is big. I don't have sex in the end. Right in the L train. All right, here we go. This is big, Strider. This is big. And I think you're gonna like it. This is artsy. I'm getting, I watched this movie with my wife. I just put it on.

She was busy in the other room. She sat down, watched the entire film with me. And this movie is sex, start to finish, and you gotta get a threesome on your list where the woman has agency I'm going you to mama. Yeah You fuck what the fuck that is a great sexy You took enemy at the gates, bro. I have played defense. Oh my god with you dog I'm going to eat to mama time yet. This is this movie is purely sexual

What the fuck is that the most character driven sex I've ever seen in a film And it's got the steaming us dude you fucker dude cuz you're so right It's character driven as Steven Soderbergh said when he did a very tasteful sexy in one of his moves I don't show sex cuz when you do you stop being a storyteller It's a good point, but he's wrong. Cause in In Tu Mamá También, plot and character are developing through the course of the sex scene. Totally. We're learning more about these guys

through the way they're being intimate. The sex is honestly the most important part because leading up to it, they're struggling. I forget the lead character's name, the woman. When did this come out? Marta, is her name Marta? Yeah, Marta. 2000 what?

It's a beautiful movie. It's like a road trip movie. Yeah I don't know. Dude they're the horniest kids of all time. Yeah Diego Luna. They're the horniest kids of all time. Dude you see Bud. They're vying for the affection of Marta.

It's me and my brother. Marta sees it and Marta's going through like this existential. Nah. Trust me bro. Just watch the whole movie bro. It's too raunchy. And then through it she embraces both of these young men. It's a older woman embracing two younger men, two friends.

The friends enjoy each other a little bit, too. She's wearing white socks? Well, that's it. So it's gay. It's partially gay. Yeah, which I love. And the movie, they were two teen heartthrobs in Mexico at the time, which is big on machismo,

slightly more homophobic than their white counterparts Yep to have those two guys make out and and really get to the root of male friendship and the kind of homoerotic Ism that exists when you're in your younger years was? Brilliant when I saw it blew my fucking lid off dude and the sex is realistic is yeah They shoot it in one takes and it's all fucking real like the hump all the sex scenes in that movie Two guys and one gal yeah, yeah Devils three so no no no you think it's gonna be nice because that's the male gaze exactly they flip it on you bitch They flip it on you. That's what's up you get fucked

No Here what this is always existed get out of here. It's always existed We'll see how horny my bro is here and jt. You're gay for me. You're gonna get upset cuz JT There's one pick that I really want on my list that I'm not gonna take right now that I'm gonna take another pick it's slightly defensive but and Defense plays into this film because it's a sports film And the love in this movie. There's a lot of love making in this movie But I would say in losing your virginity is huge right in culture and in your life

And it's a defining moment and no one ever forgets that moment slamming to grow big bobo's for the first time is bigger Also cooler much cooler, dude Uh, yeah being a divorced dude and going out on a boat when you're 60 and renting a woman for an hour. No, dude, I'm talking about when you lose your virginity in high school or wherever it is, but this is a lasting love, which I like, it's something that works, even though they have their ups and downs.

I'm going with the scene when they first have sex in love and basketball. Oh! O-R-Eps and I forget the actress's name. Don't remember. But uh, it's handled very well. Dude, your wife picked your entire list. Loving men.

I don't come. I don't know. I don't have sex. This is the most chick list ever now. Yeah, bro. Well, you just wait for what's number four, bro. You're gonna get, you're gonna get, there's plenty of male gays to choose from JT to quote you my friend. But yeah, this is a beautiful losing it for the first time scene. Do you remember the

song? Fuck, I haven't seen it in so long. It's a remake of a Kate Bush song, this woman's work of Kate Bush by Maxwell. It's beautiful. They both get into USC, they share tender kisses. You realize they've been into each other the whole time. And then his big dick makes it hurt a little bit. It's really, I didn't mean to make it crude there. I just mean the highlights to land in. But it's true. But it's real.

And it's beautiful. It's a beautiful scene. Because the first time is, you know. It's love. Swing. Swing. All right, Joe, you're back up. Oh man. Ining. Swing. Alright Joe you're back up. Oh man.

So I only have two more picks. Jake, Utu-Motembe, put three some scene on there for me please. I'm gonna need an air to see that. Yeah. So I have four more that I want but I only have two more picks. You also have very good directors on your list. Alfonso Cuarón. I forget who directed Love and Basketball. More that I want but I only have two more picks you also you have very good directors on your list Alfonso Cuarón, I forget who directed love and basketball who did that?

Blinneth good where it's uh, she did be on the light. She's a good director. I think it's blinneth good word Yeah, Gina price Blith word bit word. How's close beast? Should we do can we do five rounds? Yeah, but let's see if that's where we're at All right, are you on a time? Are you on a time crunch? No, I just I don't know if I know I know I know Just yeah 2005 this is me and Sienna West. Yeah. All right Well, we'll see we might go for it. Let's see how we're feeling Jake. All right now This is one. Yeah, I know you guys probably haven't thought of and I feel like this is the time to do it. I Don't know why because I need to get this pick in.

Uh, damn it. Because these other ones. That's so funny. Alright, yeah, third round pick number ten. I'm going with Kyle Reese and Sarah Connor in the Terminator. Oh yeah, good one Yeah, giving birth to the guy that led the resistance don't forget. I like that this is the reproductive power That's what that's why this is a powerful pick. Let's go because

that sex led to John Connor being bored the man to lead the resistance against the machines Which I see a lot of myself I feel like I I see a lot of John Connor and myself and I will be that guy if I have to be do you see her boobies in yes you do very good and it was passionate you know he you know he was from the future so he really hadn't had time to bone she was horny and scared. That's great. Because the Terminator was killing all these Sarah Connors and he was on her list obviously,

so they're on the run, they're in a hotel. And yeah, they make sweet passionate love. And it led to the birth of John Connor. That's awesome. It's a powerful scene with powerful repercussions. I love that. That's a great, that's something I didn't even consider for my list. Who was reproduced or who was produced from it.

But yeah, when you go through some of these sex scenes, this bullshit comes up. So you gotta dig down and think about movies you saw and what's stuck in your brain. And what matters. Remember we were walking around the bus station the other day and the guy came up and said, you look like the dude, this dude from Terminator. Oh, Michael Bean? Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.

You do a little bit. He's a great actor, man. The guy comes up to me, he's like, you. And you expect like, he's like, you look like, you're like David Spade, John Connor. Yeah, yeah, he's like the John Connor. He held it for like a minute, he's like, ew. What color was the guy who said that?

Black dude. Was he black dude? Yeah, a cool black guy. Do you think you get better comps from black guys or from white people? It always feels better when you get. Yeah. All right, Chad.

Is it me? Yeah. All right. This is tough. You gotta really come back here, Chad. You dug yourself a little bit of a hole. What? I think, basic instinct's one of the horniest movies of all time.

I was rock hard throughout that film, so having it on your list is awesome. The Notebook, I don't know. It was more sex than I thought it was. I was being too hard on it. It works. Trust me, it works. You're right, you're right.

It is a good pick. It is a good pick. Yeah, I need night vision goggles to see it. Yeah, can I call on SEAL Team Six to help me see this? There's no boning in Titanic. What do you mean they bone? He trembles. It's the same thing.

Dude, it's art! No, I think- I think what I was saying- You said the same thing! I thought they only kissed like outside and then there was the wall and then it was over. I didn't- they- they- they did more foreplay. I count foreplay. Thank you. Thank you, JT. Strider, suck it, JT. But I- but I still agree with- yeah.

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That's V-I-I-A-H-E-M-P.com Striders got the chick list. I'm playing mind games. Striders got the chick list. I got the dude this nice You should have said dickless that would have been a sick rhyme. I Got the dick list. Yeah, what is it? I'm gonna go with me. I mean this is I'm going girl on girl, baby Oh nice. I'm going Natalie Portman me Lekuna. Oh, yeah, black swan

It's a psychological thriller. Now everybody's gonna start cranking. Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman doing girl on girl? Sign me up daddy, sign me up, cause I just creamed. Two for sure's going for sure on each other, yeah. I mean two of the biggest for sure is ever going for sure Mm-hmm, and honestly dude Natalie Portman so intense in that movie. You're just like yeah, you need some fun man time

The release yeah get your clam rubbed on cuz you just seem like you're being way hard on yourself No, no, no, it's hilarious. It's great. You're correct. Do you guys like that movie? Just quick sidebar. I enjoyed it. I liked it. It's a very uncomfortable film. It's Darren Ornowski movies in general. I'm just like, this is a real assault.

Yeah, big time. But super hot. I'm gonna go pee before we use the, before JT's next pick. Promise that's the only thing I'm doing. Get it, dog, get it, get it. Crank, crank well. I don't think anyone,

is anyone else picking a lesbian scene? I don't think so. You guys should check out Bound. I mean, there's so, there's another one you can. Bound has a very, Gina Gershon, Jennifer Tilly, lovely ladies, and it's very sensitive. So it's the Wachowski sisters before they became women, but I think you can.

Yeah, they did the Matrix. I think you can feel some of their feminine interior in the way they shot the scene. There's details that feel so. The people voting on this are so basic. The notebook, give me a break, you guys are losers. Thank you, Joe, I know. Truth hurts. Oh, the notebook. What are you going by?

Popular opinion or you're actually watching? I mean, you cannot... Oh, I forget your guys' fan base is like 22. Well, a lot of them are 30-year-olds. They're just not like... Bullshit. ...cultured. You don't... Dude, you can't deny the tension in that scene the anticipation And you are waiting the whole movie for them to get down. It's the ultimate release

Well, we'll see what Aaron says about this Aaron might dig it All right, I'll wait for Strider. You know there's some pics I thought you guys would go with that you haven't hit yet. Well. I have a lot in the bank well There's I mean I only have two left. There's a Chad one that I'm like I thought you were gonna grab one hundo. Well the thing what the thing is too. I like I had some ones that There's not enough for it to be considered a sex scene It's more like implied or you don't see it, so there's like a fine line there of like

It's supposed to be sex, but I don't know. Like I got some ones that I still might go with, but we'll see. Leroy, you brought up a good point there. But yeah, Unfaithful, yeah, that movie had to be represented in here. Oh yeah, one of the just pure hot, what the hell is happening in my brain and body

Unfaithful as a 15 year old just had me torqued in all sorts of directions It was above porn because you know what I would say this for why a film sex scene can sometimes be better than a porn sex scene Is that you get the emotional context more right? Yeah, and you believe the reality of the setting more like the actors and porn can be so bad sometimes like these are Definitely just two people paid to yeah, yeah, but you really believe Diane Lane in that movie, okay? Don't say I have bad taste out there. I'm going oh boy. I want to get number four on all these this Yeah, but JT. I mean I'm fully on your team here list has no idea what they're talking about guys when check JT Earlier called you guys little bitches chat You, you know, I have to have his back here because you're picking the notebook just off of a title right now.

That's what I said, yeah. You need a wake up. No. I don't have to shout this, Mike, wake up! But also there's barely anyone voting. There's like 12 votes. Okay, but all 12 of you need to wake up. 1200 votes.

No, you know. This is unreal. The audience. What was it saying? The audience is always correct. Collectively, you know, this is unreal. The audience was the same the audience is always correct Collectively, you're probably right collectively. The audience always correct individually probably always wrong. I think Charlie Chaplin said that No individually always wrong. Yes, we always right. That's why I said, oh you did I said it backwards and that's why they're correct JT, you're right. I can't argue. I'm just upset see this guy here though He's saying actors are paying to bone where you're right. I'm saying is that you can tell that they're being paid

You don't feel the genuineness in the scene, correct? They're they're doing a good job acting is what he said Frustrating yeah Here we go. JT. All right, for this next one, I have two scenes that are very much about simulated penetration, and they provide me with a dramatic jolt

that could finish with me nutting. For my next pick, I'm gonna go with something more on the sensual side, more on the foreplay side. I love a cheesy, romantic, sex scene. I think Hollywood has created a motif around that that is that is brilliant and Indelible and and I and I miss it and this movie to me is the most iconic of all of them It has a great song that now anytime you hear it. It just puts you right back in that moment

it has two beautiful actors who have other great sex scenes and And it doesn't feel totally real like the tenderness is a little over the top, but I love it. I'm going with Ghost. Oh yeah, good. Iconic, iconic. Good iconic. With Demi Moore. Good for you.

And here's what I love. JT Wet Chalk here. It's the iconic scene where they're doing the clay wheel. Yeah, the pottery. And she's making the pot and it's super phallic. It's a big cock. And then Patrick Swayze gets up behind her I never thought about they're being playful. They start rubbing it together now What happens when both their hands are in clay?

All of a sudden there's close-ups of their hands in clay. You can't tell whose hand is who's your picture in a big cock there So much like at the end of stray dogs, where someone is chasing their rival and criminal, they're avenging them, they fight in the mud. You can't see who's who at the end. They become metaphysically the same. These two characters, their hands become one. They're one body. They're metaphysically the same

as they rub that clay phallic symbol. And then they go straight into boning after that, right? And then they go into boning. But it's so beautiful with the music and Unchained melody yeah, yeah, and it really brings up I Think it was Foucault again who said when you have sex you want to turn your whole body into one organ Oh you do your whole body becomes a dick that scene nails it there I agree with bodies become one sexual organ and

Then later in the movie it foreshadows the ghost jumping into their bodies So you see them become one and then later there one remember that guy in the train with the hell heaven that free That was scary. Yeah, nothing scarier than the ghost. Yeah, that movie will fuck your brain up in the beginning It's very scary this yeah, this is a great scene iconic scene Yeah, great. Yeah, I love that This is a nice list all right. I'm going goofball with my next one. Don't get me mad here I got two crank scenes I got one cheesy Hollywood scene and for my last one I want something you can laugh at sex is funny I like that people fuck people fuck is funny.

And what is the funniest sex scene of all time? The peak of hilarity, American Psycho. Oh, okay. Nice. Yeah. Oh, dude. The sex scene where Patrick Bateman's flexing. Interesting pic.

Yeah. It's so funny. I think about it a lot, actually. Yeah. And the male vanity of it, which is the funniest kind of sexuality like dudes thinking they're hot is Him like winking at himself and stuff. I mean it's not real sex, but it's one of the greatest scenes I like that. Yeah, I mean so funny Yeah, and he and it honestly it it makes Christian Bale one of the greatest actors of all day

It's still one of his greatest performances ever It is dark, but I never take it that serious. No, because it's so dark. Because it's so dark comedy. I didn't get it as a comedy when I saw it. I was too young. But then you watch it now, you're like, oh, this is unbelievably amazing.

It's genius. Yeah, it's very funny. So I, yeah, I'm going American Psycho with my fourth pick. Dude, I thought you were gonna take my silly pick. Yeah, I mean, dude, he's so ripped. And I think-'re smiling at the camera I know what you're going with but I don't think it's real enough I know what you're going with

American Psycho is real enough for it to twist it up I have two different funny pics I know your two Here I'll whisper them to you We definitely gotta go five rounds because this is already the beginning of the four We could have got American Psycho later You could've got American Psycho later. I could've got American Psycho later, fuck.

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It's iconic Not only because when you watch it in the movie, you're like this chemistry is on fire, but it's also You know, it was something that the culture at large, they're like something's going on here. Hey Jay, can you click on the poll again? And then they saw the movie, they're like, oh there's some serious tension between these two. There's some serious chemistry,

and it ended up breaking up, in my opinion, probably the greatest marriage of all time. Good pick, dude. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Mr.. Mrs.. Smith One of the best sex scenes ever I watched it on the way over here Dude the look that they give each other. Yeah, like you're like yeah, they're in love. Yeah, it's it's pretty phenomenal And they're fighting before they're shoot. They're trying to kill each other and then they're pointing guns at each other He just bats it away. He's like, no, let me just fuck you.

Well, no, first he's pointing at her, then he says, I can't do it. Yeah. If you want it, it's yours. Yeah. I mean, talk about male-feminine polarity. Yeah. I contend it to be true.

The man always has to be the first one to put his guns down to make the woman feel safe and then in that moment she trusts him and she's like he's better than me in this moment I love him forever let's fuck yeah dude yeah hot too she punches up they break a lot of shit what's your beef with it I've got no beef with this pic I think you should have taken notebook off your list and put that up there.

Dude, honestly, yeah. And you would have been cooking, bro. If that's your three, that's real deal shit. Still a good list. Mr. and Mrs. Smith is, it was, when I texted my brother for advice, first one he sent to me, Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Mr. and Mrs. Smith, interesting.

I think for a lot of people- It's not on any of the lists, really. I know, it's weird. Because the sex isn't that crazy. It's mostly them bumping into stuff and he licks the back of her shoulder and then he goes down on her. And it's really funny because after he's eating her out,

and Angelina does a great job, she's punching shit, you're like, she loves it. And then you totally forget there's 100 people watching them on set. When they fall backwards, Brad Pitt's really, he's a good physical funny guy, he goes, he lays back after eating her out, you can tell he thinks he did a good job,

and he goes, with his mouth, oh, he later rips a little bit. And then she punches him, I think, because he's being so proud of him, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, the punches in there, like, oh. Yeah, they really rough each other up. She's gotta be just a tomcat in the sack.

Someone said, have you guys seen the sex scene of JT's lady in Marco? What the fuck, where's that at? Whoa. Is that true? Marco wouldn't do that. Yeah, he wouldn't put the tape out even if he had it, right?

No, Marco's not that type of guy. So. Also, your lady's not in Jiu Jitsu. No, but I guess he's teaching dance classes now. Oh, really? He's such a good dancer. Yeah, he can move really well. Yeah.

His hips dude. I like to dance. That's really cool. I mean sometimes he'll take my wife out just dancing sometimes. She's like, it's team building. Oh, that's so sweet. Yeah. What team?

What's the team? So I'm saying, I was like, oh, is the whole like dojo, I don't know what Jiu-Jitsu, like the whole Jiu-Jitsu studio is going or whatever. He's like, no, just me and your wife. Jesus. He's like, can you make a reservation for us? He's up to something. I was like, oh yeah, for dinner?

I guess they want to do dinner and dancing I guess. You paid, right? Of course, yeah. Absolutely. Chad with one of the greatest lists of all time if he doesn't pick the notebook, it's crazy. Yep. I love just chat.

Lesbians vote. Yeah, I mean those are more just the movie though. All right, I mean those are those are more just the movie though All right, I'm sure it my turn yep Hey Jake If you put a four by my name, you'll see you want to see what happens if you do that I'll destroy the studio Fuck you Jake. Oh No, they tie I tied it's a tie now

Jake oh no they tied I tied it's a tie now oh wait no all right whatever okay so this is the fourth round so we got one more this and one more right yeah we got plenty of time right are we going five it's up to you guys. Yeah, we should all right. Let's do five All right, so this one. Oh nice. No All right, so I have a goofy pick as well But I think I'm gonna save it because I don't think any of you have it I think the one that strivers thinking of is obvious. It's funny, and it's a good pick But I'm gonna go with this one. I think this is this is real This is hot stand-up sex by two hot people So you pervs out there who want to hear boning and you want to hear good?

verbiage from the hot people You're gonna hear from Kelly Preston telling Tom Cruise to never stop fucking her when they have stand-up sex in Jerry Maguire. It's a fucking hot scene. Kelly Preston was so fucking hot. It's a very hot scene. And strawberries. And she's like, I would bring a girl in with you. I'm not into that, but yes. Jerry Maguire and Avery was her character name.

So fucking sexy. Tom Cruise deserves to be on this list a lot. Her big boobies are bouncing too. Kelly Preston's beautiful. You know, I don't think we have to tell each other everything and then she goes, what did we say, Jerry? Brutal honesty. You're such a clutch, Jerry.

I mean, she's just a fricking sex freak. She wanted it so bad. And they're up against a bookcase. She wanted it so bad. I'm gonna gonna crank it soon. Yeah, she loved it I remember my parents were like can we take the kids to see Jerry Maguire and her friend Bob was like Yeah, most of the movie the first five minutes. Let's see Jake now There's a path there's like more passionate scene with him later with Joey Lauren Adams. Is that her name? Oh, Renee's I like no one ever is the same person. You're just qualified

Adam's is that her name? Rene's over there. Whatever is the same person. You're just qualified So you gotta specify that it's the one with Kelly Preston you can't just say sex scene She's beautiful stand-up sex strider style. Yes. Thank you. I love that, bro Aaron will know what I'm talking about. I think Aaron's gonna like your list. All right, cool. You got a great list. Solid pick and my last pick's gonna be fun too. Strides, you got two here. Yeah, to close it out, babe.

You weren't ready for that, huh? No. Ah, you're ready. Do your goofball pick. Yeah, do the one that we all know you're gonna take. That's gonna help you. That's gonna help me. I'm texting Aaron to tell him that I didn't know

it was five rounds until after four. You know, maybe hopefully he'll take that into consideration. You know, here's the thing, I've got, you know, my list has been called feminine, which I think is a compliment. See, people are calling me old, which is insane, because these movies are like- When I say feminine, I mean disingenuous.

But can I tell you- I have two 80s movies, two 90s movies you fucking dumbass Gen Z's So sorry go that's okay, I get it this movie There's two sex scenes here by this act. I'm torn between two one of them His is literally I think about all the time and it's insane. But this one is Just pure you want that masculine energy, you want that just let's go, we gotta do it and we have to do it now.

Yes. I don't care where we are, it might not be the most practical space. Shoot down low. We're doing it here. Good pick. And this actor, great actor, in this movie, I'm a history guy. I renamed this movie from a history of violence to a history of the staircase. I'm going history of violence to staircase sex scenes.

Dude, that's a great fucking pick. Holy shit. I knew this was up your alley. A lot on this scene that we gotta unpack. For one, very much like Unfaithful, pushes the boundaries. Wait, that's Vigo. Who is the woman? Maria Bello. Yes, oh my God. But here's the thing. Wow, what a great, that's a fantastic pick.

That's gonna probably get shredded in the chat. They're not gonna, they have no shit. We're not doing it. Dude, it's such a good pick too. That is a great pick. Because it develops the plot. Her character is attracted to the fact that she now discovers that the man she thought was her

Husband is actually a murderer Like a dangerous man and she's turned on by it. She likes it to that was such a taboo Psyche I forgot about primal reptilian part of her brain movie and there's another cliche one with the cheerleader outfit cool Very good 60 year old chat probably would have been like, oh, yeah No, this is the scene. Ed Harris played a great mom. Do they do it? It's raw. It feels raw. Feels real.

Feels so real. The sound mixing in it. And you needed like kind of like a forceful sex. I did. I needed it in my life. And I told you I was going to deliver with it. But here's the thing I also love about that scene. The biggest shot of that scene to me, isn't the hot, when I was younger,

it was just the hot boning. Okay, so she's turned on by him being a maniac. But at the end, after she nuts and they're done, she walks up the stairs, he reaches, they do an insert, he reaches for her foot to get some sensuality, she pulls it away. So they might have added some primal sex to it, but what did they lose?

The trust and intimacy of partnership. That's what I guess. I want you to win. That's how you make a movie. That's how you make a movie. That's it, dude. That's my favorite. You even taught me about my pick right there. That's my favorite. Thank you, Joe. I knew you would like that. Okay. I can't. I got to put one more detail on this. I'm so fired up cook also incredible Maybe the best acting of anyone in any scene Maria Bello a lesbian Didn't even know that you would never get lesbians next to my pick so chat so chat will love it

Okay, so then for my final pick I've got I feel like it's a nice balanced list. Now I wanna laugh a little bit. I wanna go funny. What do you think I was gonna do? You're going Jim and Nadia? No. Oh, I thought that's where you're going.

No chance, but that's American. I'm going, there's two sex scenes here that are so funny for me, but this one I literally think makes me laugh harder than anything, and it's Team America World Police, The Puppets. I knew you were going for it, it's a great pick. It's so fucking funny, dude.

It's so funny. It's just absolutely hilarious. It parodies perfectly these action scenes that we love so much, sex and action scenes, and then the positions that they do in it are so good. Dude, honestly, you have a perfect list except for Love and Basketball. I think Love and Basketball is worse than the notebook.

Dude, I mean, maybe you're right. But you got a good list. You got a good list. Thank you, thank you. I wanted something where it was like for the first time, you know, and I think that handles it well and I'm glad that they're love and dur. Right. Smart.

I'm glad they're love and dur's after. Smart. Great job. Wait,. Cook on Team America? It's just absolutely, it's the absurdity of just these puppets going, and I remember when I first saw this, crying, laughing, and everyone, when they saw this movie was like,

dude, Team America's so gold, and then they'd go, the sex scene, and it was just, I think it's the funniest, and there are a lot of funny sex scenes in movies, but I think this one is just, the absurdity is just so gold Jake was around for Puppets doing it is so just the idea of that is so funny. So if I'm making a graphic, yeah And it's shot like actually really well like they do a really really good job. It's a great one Solid draft man. Thank you. Yeah, really good good work. Alright so this is my last pick then right? Yes sir. Damn yeah we've kind of flew through this. Yeah

that's how sexy. Okay now I'm tempted to go with this one I think it'll be an honorable mention or maybe damn it. If I get my pick I'm winning this thing I Can't wait See I'm trying to think if I should go more comedy But then the other scene I'm thinking of the aftermath is kind of comedy and the chick is also super hot Well the one that I was thinking of is Jim and Nadia and America that's an iconic scene it is it's an iconic scene but I don't know you already said he fucking comes so hard too fast he's not even he can't even have sex it's the right commentary I know I almost don't want to give it to him because he keeps

coming so early Aaron might knock you for that Well that's really putting you in the headspace of the movie though, because we were all mad at him. Mm-hmm. Shout out to Nadia. Technically it doesn't happen. Shannon Elizabeth, Shannon Elizabeth all time babe. I mean, yeah, because it's a funny kind of erotic, but yeah, I don't know if you could count it.

I don't know if you could call it a sex scene. Bill Clinton would say that wasn't sex. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if you could count it. I don't know if you call it wasn't sex Yeah, yeah, I don't know if you could call it a sex scene. It's funny and like it's hot For it for a round five I mean I do have the other pick I have is fun and the chick was so fucking sexy and the chat will call The old again Damn it do I want to do it? I kind of want to do it. I like this and the chat will call me old again. Damn it, do I wanna do it? I kinda wanna do it, I like this,

I think this is a fun pick, I do, and I love it, and I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna go with Dani Noonan and Lacey and Caddyshack. Oh, good, yeah, yeah, yeah. Boning her in the judge's bed. Yeah. And then he comes in and chases him with a golf club. I mean, you guys have had to see Cadd Shaq that chick is so fucking hot you guys would want to finger her like

So yeah, she is doing all thing till your fingers fell off Have you seen the making of the movie she hated Chevy chase and then Chevy chase in the movie like? Like spills tequila or lime on her like that's not in the script. He just like did yeah Nice and yeah, she's beautiful. Yeah, it's a it's a nice little scene. He's boning her and the judge's bed That's awesome. Oh my god, dude. He gets the hot chick. He's the you know the caddy who's like oh Danny Noonan. Yeah Yeah, I'm going yeah, I like that pic. Oh, I like that more than the American pie scene I'll give that honorable mention also give an honorable mention to Lance and Darcy and varsity blues on the dryer

Yeah, you don't do yeah, exactly dude. What's that? JT's doing my take revenge of the nerds dude kidding. Well, I'm not gonna yeah, but I'm just saying those I They're not gonna take they're not gonna pick those this this pig might get some hate but I think about this moment in terms of horniness I think about this moment probably more than any other nude scene in any other movie it just gets me so torqued up and he just you see full frontal of one of our top A-listers and it just makes me so happy. Stan Yeah.

Stan I gotta go with Margot Robbie in Wolf of Wall Street. Marshall Okay. Marshall Oh yeah, Leo DiCaprio and Margot Robbie. Interesting. So, it's really just because Margot Robbie is so hot. Stan Yeah. Marshall She is so hot. Yeah. Stan That's it. because Margot Robbie's so hot. Yeah. She is so hot. Yeah.

That's it. They say that she chose. I mean he comes too quick. You could argue this is the funny pic but like. Yeah, this is a humorous. Yeah. You know, he comes too quick but you know it's. Who wouldn't?

It's a. Not me. I can laugh. You know, you see her open the door and it's, I mean it's an angel on earth. It's full frontal I Love it Let's say hey Jay, can you specify? Danny and lacy in the judge's bed. Oh, it's Daniel. I thought you were thinking Danny is Danny Noonan

I thought it was I believe his character for no that's the caddy Danny Noonan the he was also Michael Clayton years later great movie I was thinking of a different do you like do you like the head scene more though in Wolf of Wall Street no I like the full frontal you like the full frontal it's's not even the scene itself. She's just so hot. It's just Margot Robbie full frontal. That's all this pic is. Oh, when she opens the thing and she's standing there, yeah.

His voiceover, he's like, and then I F'd the S for 27 seconds. Yeah, and it sucks because the real Jordan Belfort's all over social media and he's an even bigger tool than you'd expect Yeah, and so you're like this guy sucks so hard, but it's literally just It's literally just Margot Robbie full-frontal. Well, I'll tell you who agrees with you is the world because she was a Not a famous actress before that yeah, and then after that movie she became like the biggest actress in the world Yeah, I like your list, but your list is kind of like like the crowd work clip of lists I told you I don't know but it is pretty I don't

yeah I said at the top of this draft I don't know most of the movies dude you know what I gotta say that I'm shocked you didn't pick and now that I'm last I can throw it out there hmm I am shocked you didn't pick, and now that I'm last, I can throw it out there. I am shocked you didn't pick eight mile. Oh, it's a good scene, bro. Have I talked about that? I feel like we've talked about it a lot. Yeah.

It's a good stand up boning scene too. That's a great scene. I stand up boning. The way she bumps the beanie off his head and then rubs his face. Yeah, I... It's a good scene, but I've never, it doesn't make me very horny. And uh, the eight mile scene doesn't make you horny?

How much you get horny? I've never, I just like the whole, I don't know. You don't like that the texture of the film is too dark. It's too gritty. It's too gritty. Yeah, yeah. A little grit. Brady Murphy looks like she's really good at sex in that scene.

Rest in peace. Um, I mean, I, I like the-'s pretty Murphy looks like she's really good at sex in that scene rest in peace I mean, I I like the oh, yeah You like this who's is it Kim Basinger? Yeah, maybe some yeah when she's boning who's the? Michael Shannon like what she's I like that when you see her but yeah Kim base I thought that eight mile scene was really tremendous. I agree. Yeah, I forgot about that scene. I didn't even think about that great director Curtis Hansen one of my favorites All right, well maybe I'll go with that or who last pair JT You know what? This is how cool I am I

Could go with eight mile and I could probably win this whole draft. I'd have the best list. But it's not as hot. It won't fuck with your brain and dick simultaneously as much as this next movie. So for these stokers out here, these uh. Come on stokers. These Philistines.

Yes. I'm gonna put something on my list that you can then go search. And you can go see what it does to your brain. I'm going with the postman always rings twice. When I was pointing at you, I knew that's what you were gonna pick. Jack Nicholson, Jessica Lange, this sex scene was so intense, everyone swore it really went down and there is one scene where you see him rubbing her cooch above the panties and

I don't know how they faked that if they brought in a double but I think they were just really doing it now and a new old man has taken over the scene Yeah, this is the oldest pick possible It pushes the boundaries of it's beyond pushing the boundaries actually it's it's like I Guess you would call it like fantasy because he's like pursuing her at any end and she ends up being turned on by it So it's dangerous messaging that way, but I People from all stripes of the gender line like the scene It's very very powerful and it's super horny and Jessica Lang's just the prettiest lady that ever lived I always tell my lady she looks like her she does she looks like her and Ellen Barkan, but uh, they

It's insane that the ins the tension is like you're like these people are fucking of any scene I've already seen in it. I've any seen I've ever seen in any movie. This is the one. I'm most like they're bowling They are bowling so I got to go with I like that. I knew you would take this thing when I was going I know what pick you're taking I think Aaron's gonna pick either me or you I think he's gonna hold that Loving basketball pick again. I think he's gonna like that I don't know I think I'm gonna hold that love and basketball pick against I think he's gonna like that pick I think I'm gonna lose kids of where I picked Americans out But hey, can we pull up the sex scene from postman always rings twice so the guys can see it real quick

Walked into JT's house we'd see this many time on the big screen foot 56 inch platinum screen we watch this 1970s yeah, it's a really bad movie Watch it on YouTube. It's gonna have to be a daily motion one. That's how you know. it's a really bad movie. Oh, 81. They won't let you watch it on YouTube. It's gonna have to be a Dailymotion one. That's how you know it's a good pick. That's how you know it's a good pick. Also, Chad, I gotta say, you should be thanking us for turning you on to these picks. Yeah, please watch the movies now that I mentioned. Go explore and study. Why is it better if it comes from this decade? I'm sorry that I'm that makes a derivative unless it's something really new from this decade name a good movie that came out after Slumdog millionaire

I'll wait Wolf of Wall Street well why does someone keep saying another bad take by me? How old are you? Dilled did the dodo. I mean give me a break man Or woman. I don't know who you are. Slumdog wasn't even that good? Are you kidding me? That movie, that was a fantastic movie. Slumdog Riffs.

How was that not that good? What was that 2010? That was like 9 or 8? Yeah. Are you out of your mind? Jesus Christ. Here's the thing. Joe, what they think doesn't matter because it's all up to the A-ron dog.

Stop trying to get under my pants or under my skin, I mean. Don't get in my pants. Oh yeah, Alexander D'Addario. Any honorable mentions here while we get Aaron going? I mean there's gotta be a lot. Yeah, my mentions, Lance and Lacey and Varsity Blues Oh, yeah, I'm Darcy. I mean I as wide shut came up a lot very twisted. We'll mess with your dome big time I was gonna do for my funny one, but Gruber. I'm a shit. Oh absolutely hilarious the uh

50 shades of gray the sex scenes are bad in that movie. What about below? Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz. Oh, yeah It's all montage like BDSM. What about American Pie? Jason Biggs fucking the pie. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, that's a good one. That's nice I'm trying to think what about has a really good lesbian scene in it So he said American psycho And then you said oh, I thought you're gonna take you thought you all America, okay? Cuz I was thinking American pie all right Thomas Crown Affair Killing me softly with Heather Graham is like a BDSM. It's like a porno scene with Joseph finds

It's pretty dirty dancing has a great one. Yeah atonement has good stand-up sex You guys picked a lot of the other ones that but all this one is really underrated 300 rise of an empire. Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude. That's a good Rips cuz a vagrancy too hilarious though. How's this? 300 I didn't say I didn't see the sequel leading opposing armies So she's like the general that's hot He's leading one arm and he's like we will never bow to you and she like pulls at her Cooch and he's like no, but they're boning

Porxy Yeah, he goes off to battle that one's hilarious. You see her nipples go. Yeah, David Cronenberg's crashed same guy did history of violence It's really weird. It's people get off on car accidents. So sometimes it's really creepy and weird But yeah, it also has a powerful erotic quality to it I thought you were gonna take out of sight So I love out of sight. Yeah, there's a good one. It's all for the only thing you see them Do is take their clothes off and get into bed, but it's one of the sexiest scenes ever Clowning in jailo

But he borrowed that from don't look now the Donald Sutherland movie that a lot of people think is real sex in that movie But honestly, I was worried no one that was too off the radar. Sorry chat I didn't mean to get over excited you guys are cool. What about in a fire up? Lulina Dunham show? Girls when she eats butt. Passionate about my tic. I would have picked that dude. Addiside is a classic Ava Mendo's so hot that's the wrong movie. Yep. That's the wrong movie.

It's Jennifer Lopez who is on my best and worst actress list, she's on both my lists. I think he's thinking of that Denzel movie. Brown Bunny is famous because. Oh he's thinking of 187. I saw Fatal Attraction a few years ago, but I don't remember any specific sex scenes. I think the people in the chat are just picking them whatever the most popular movie was it's like That's not what the topic is

But fine Derek sportswood says I'm definitely into some weird shit Or maybe you're just vanilla bro is there a boning scene in Avatar when they like connect with a sure be I wanna see some blue goo All right, so now what you call Aaron? You got team America, are there any animated sex scenes? I thought JT was gonna do that. Heavy metal? Like do you want heavy metal? Oh yeah bro. Those ones had it. Peter uh, Frampton with his classic riff. Wait, let me see what else I had on my list. Um. Oh, you know what another one I almost want to to do but I didn't want to do dirty sex was uh, that's nice in fatal attraction when they When they first hook up

Michael Douglas and Glenn Close Yeah, like after challenges ref they meet in the rain and then they start in the kitchen Mmm, right over the kitchen sink and she takes the water and puts it on her nipples nice He looks for wet nipples nice bull Durham got any carries over the bed bull Durham What's the one with Richard Gere and? Julia Roberts pretty woman pretty woman piano also no one picked any side saddle sex like like spoon position I think you could have gone with before the double knows you're dead or Good fellas, I think has some in there too. Oh good fellas. Oh before so our casino casino. Yeah

Those mafia guys don't know how to bone that would have been my American psycho pick Those guys don't know how to those mafia guys don't know how to bone that would have been my American psycho pick And yeah, there's no finesse to any of their moves true. It's just one gear. All right, you want to call Aaron? Jake What up guys, I'm interrupting this podcast Let you know once again that we were brought to you by him's hands is changing the game in the hair loss solution game Okay Try him's hair loss solutions. You'll be joining hundreds of thousands of subscribers who found their hair again.

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Yep. And we got Maurice on deck instead of of my bro hand. Hey Aaron Aaron turn on the AC dude Don't pop are you wearing cargo shorts? So hopefully you can freaking Defend your bone No, I'm just going straight through my denim just yeah Just full full gene destroy all scope dude All right, you need me to recap the list. I've got a list in front Yes, sir, okay, so first first list

Titanic Jack and Rose eat us eat to tell me to mama Tom again threesome scene The E2 Mama Tambien threesome scene. Loving basketball, first love. History of violence, staircase. Team America, world police, puppets. Then we've got the wild things, the threesome. Risky business, Joel and Lana train scene. The Terminator hotel sex scene. Jerry Maguire, Kelly Creston stand up sex, strider style.

Caddy Shaq, judge's Bed, Danny Lacey. I know the Strider style listed there is not necessarily Strider's List, but anyway. Then we've got Basic Instinct, sex scene. There's many in that movie. The Notebook, Ryan Gosling, Richard McAdams, Black Swan, Lesbians, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and Wolf of Wall Street. If it's just a sex scene, I'm skipping that. Unfateful, the Staircase scene, Enemies at the Gates, Jude and Rachel, oh yeah. Ghost, the Clay Pottery scene, Psycho, American Psycho, and then the Postman always rings twice Jack and Jessica all right not bad for a couple of virgins I've already got my ranking to be quite honest. I think it's pretty clear who number one is and

two I'm I just have to say to all four of you. I'm disappointed That my number one sex scene is not on here. What's that? It's from desperado. Oh Yeah, he loves so when the villains having sex with the cigar no He's like nonplussed. Yeah, oh Wow, this is good, it's I'm a hike even hot So funny Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm going Titanic Jack. Oh. Oh.

Oh. I mean that's the number one pick that is really short and mostly implied artistically James Cameron with Shout Out. But yeah I don't think it's the hottest thing I've ever seen.

It looks warm in there other than that. But I do, amazing shout out to getting Team America World Police in here, love it. No McGroober? We talked about it, or we didn't talk about it. We honorable mentioned it, we did. McGroober at the cemetery, oh yeah.

In third place, I'm going Unfaithful, Steraketeen, that list. Although the butt shot and Enemy of the Gates deserves honorable mention, Alzheimer. And then number two, I'm going Basic Instinct, The Notebook. I mean, this list starts out real strong lacks one great three Even mr. Mr. Smith wolf Wall Street all good. I just think The number one wild things risky business Terminator. Jim. Why that is an all-timer. That is that is not a misstep in there So, uh, thank you, Aaron. Yeah. Yeah, yeah I mean you gotta go wild things number one great whoever picked that you know whose list it was is this your first draft Joe I think I did one other one great work man congrats Wow Aaron thank

you you have you know impecc. Joe, you are officially the biggest pervert. How's it feel? Good. I was getting shredded in the chat for my picks for whatever reason. But did you have good? Yeah, this list is solid. You ranked well with the audience. 2-2-3-2. Yeah, I was in the middle. Yeah. But I mean, I felt like I was getting ripped apart there's a loud minority in the you know three from the 80s which is gonna be tough

with the audience yeah I guess that's what it was yeah but those scenes are sexy I'm not I think you're right what do you think about that last pic with Danny and Lacey and caddyyshack? That's a good scene, man. Definitely bring it to you, dude. You know I love Terminator. That sex led to the birth of the savior of the world. John Connor. Yeah, that's me.

I'm John Connor. Aaron, I have the unfaithful list. Do you think if I go eight mile instead of Postman always rings twice, what does that do for me? Eight mile? Nevermind, doesn't matter. Yeah, that's it.

Totally wrong. Aaron, I was getting kind of roasted for being basic with my picks. Do you think basic instinct notebook, do you think notebook is a bad pick? I don't know if it's a bad pick. It's a more romantic pick than the steaminess of your one and three, but I don't mind it.

I didn't hate it. That's why I gave it to you. What didn't you like about Strider's, like history of violence is a pretty, that was actually my favorite pick of the draft honestly I thought that was that I thought that was gonna be Chadless just because there's 69 involved oh yeah different scene yeah no no no I'm talking about imagine 69 on stairs oh wow that'd be talented yeah that's the cheerleader

scene I took the staircase one but you don't like the Titanic Jack and Rose if you go on like and you know, I'm not saying every articles right but like every article has that as number one For women maybe that's what I want said about my list. Okay. All right See a cream jeans out there when you stop coming in your pants Me he goes when I think sex scenes, I think caddyshack chair right, but that's not what it's about. It's not the movie You're judging the scene Lacey that whatever the actress name is so fucking hot Like the number one most fingerable chick of all time Like you just want to finger her. That's the second time he's described her. Well am I wrong?

I'm gonna get horny if I'm I mean I already am but I'm not gonna chill out beef nips. I'm fired up man. I love it nice wind Five two this is like it's not easy. No, it's a lot. It was tough Thank you, Aaron. Aaron, I'll see you in like an hour. Thank you, Aaron. See you guys.

Later. Maybe, who's your guys' just to put some icing on the cake, who's your guys' favorite porn star of all time? Bella Donna. She's your favorite? Mm-hmm. You know, you can,

I've seen her at the Whole Foods in Westwood. Nice. Oh yeah, I remember, yeah. Were we together? Yeah. Yeah, we used to do the mic over there. Wow, how'd she look? She's pretty.

I think her personality comes through more on camera, for sure. Yeah. She seemed kind of reserved. Yeah, she's like a normal gal walking around. I don't think it would have struck you if you didn't have the background with her. For some reason, I feel like she does like real estate

in Florida now. Smart, good. Yeah, it's a good Haven't had lunch yet. I thought overall that was a solid. Who's your favorite points are of all time. I don't really know Lacey from County Shed No, I mean probably one of the older ones, so I'm not gonna say it Lisa Ann's good. She's a legend. She's probably up there or maybe Ryan Connor. I like her Thick. Maybe uh, John and Michaels. She's one of the greatest. Yeah Brahman old guy

40 for all this old talk Guess what? It's gonna happen to all of you. God willing get older I bet I'm I bet I'm in better shape than most of these people calling me since you went I would have maybe gone Gianna since you did that that one, I'm gonna go Rachel Rocks. Nice, yeah. Great personality. Rest in peace, Charlotte Styles. Charlotte Styles, yeah.

Guys, look that up after you look up all these movies. Dude, imagine just shaping a young person's mind where they watch all these movies. Here's the thing, you all have received your homework. But did you get, I could for real get a DM from a kid me like, hey dude thanks for the shotless styles rack man, I've been cranking to her all day. Yeah if you're not, if you're younger than 18, don't do any of this. Is Pornhub going to be illegal pretty soon? That's a big fight that's going on.

Jake, so what is the rest of the things there? In most states, we go to, it's blocked. In fight that's Jake. So what is the rest of the things their total wins? We go to the other Texas is blocked. Yeah, and they're like you have to say you're You have to say your age and I'm like, I'm not gonna log in Before the whole thing is having that long Like we need to identify you make sure you're over 18. I'm like Joe's fairborn serves for like 97 mighta. Okay. Yeah, maybe I like believe you remember Lisa lips, but you know yeah giant cans There are some like porn stars are like 70 there's still act it's yeah, honey. I don't you guys have seen that I

Just heard about it. I didn't well. No like well know like Nina. She's like smart. She went on If you last that long in that industry, you're like tough and very smart. I watched gilf porn here and there. Yeah, that's good Let's go. I like a nice gilf taking it in the butt I'm not shaming on it because I've stopped watching porn see some of the guys were talking about like a new version of porn that Was out there and it's the first time in my life. I didn't know everything about it. Really? What is it? What's the see you didn't have stuck porn life I didn't know everything about it. Marshall. Really? What is it?

What's the new version? Stan. You didn't know Stuck Porn? I didn't know. Marshall. I don't know what it is. Stan. Like a MILF is like fixing the dryer or getting laundry out of the dryer and she gets stuck.

Marshall. I don't like it. Stan. Yeah, why do you think it was getting stuck in there? Because they're not really fat. They should be able to- Stan. I can't get out.

I can't get out and then the stuff sounds like, why is your ass out? And then you just bones are here. Marshall. Who likes that? I don't get that in that stuff sounds like yeah, why why is your ass out? And then he just bones her. Who likes that? I don't like that message. Hey, I can't get you out But I could plug your hole with my cock Yeah, all right well that was great You know like when people talk about like coming of age movies Yeah, you ever hear that term like almost famous is one of those. Yeah great one of the great movies of all time Like coming. What does that mean? Does that just mean the guy's horny? No, it's like

Adolescents like you're entering it's like awakening of self. Yeah, it's a different if it's a different version of yourself Yeah Sexual oftentimes it is sexual but oftentimes it's also I think it's horny for shutting your yeah, I mean, yeah Sexual oftentimes it is sexual but oftentimes it's also well, I think it's horny for life is yeah But they're also learning that the world can be cruel like they're learning that just because you're genuine or honest doesn't mean things work Out for you exactly what William found out in almost fame. Yeah, they gain a world wariness. Yeah Yeah, and then they come to the other side a more complete person out of Mark Maron in that movie He's good lock the gates! Yeah, dude I watched it on my plane coming back from Chicago and I saw Maron the next night at the comic store and I had to go up to him and talk to him about that and he loved

that I brought that up. Oh really? Yeah. And he's like, yeah man I thought everything was gonna, you know, explode after that. I like Maron's new bit. I mean he did eventually but yeah. Maron's got a new bit that I saw on social media, maybe from a special or just a set that he did that I like, because it's, we were talking about this a little bit where

he's just talking about how people tell you what you got to eat all the time. Oh, the turmeric one? The turmeric one. That's great. Turmeric, you got to have it. Yeah. And he like has all the details are great there. For what?

The inflammation. And then he's like, and apparently cholesterol is good now and it's just like, everyone's going to shut up, dude. Yeah. It was good. That one's good Do you know it's crazy kind of crazy about man the guy who's directing? He's got a documentary coming out about how his partner passed away a couple years ago during coven Oh, yeah from coven, but they're doing a doc about it I saw the guy who's directing it was this guy who directed a documentary about Eddie pepittone

Hmm and then Marin had them both on a podcast and the director asked him not to air it because he thought Marin was so Disrespectful to him really and now ten years later the guy who felt disrespected by Marin and they fought about it didn't release the podcast Is now directing a documentary about Mark Marin. It's like the most Mark Marin. Yeah Yeah, you know speaking of sex scenes, you know, it looks like they can really fuck. Yeah, John Hamm. Oh, you wouldn't Yeah, I think he does. Oh, none of us took brokeback Mountain. There used to be big rumors about I thought JT would be honest. Oh, yeah brokebacks a good sex scene I'm surprised you didn't take it and a beautiful song that guitar in that the score of a son T. Ali the wings Oh, it's beautiful. He can't read music that guy

Even better, but he can read emotion feel it He can feel it. Yeah, that's what was one of my favorites was beautiful If I was gonna go gay and I and I don't mind doing it I would have gone into my mom That was the best yeah, what about actually there's really it's more implied Call me by your name. Yeah, there's a pretty I didn't dig their sexy I didn't understand he goes call me by your name So it'd be like you and me having sex and I keep going Oh JT and you keep going Oh Chad. Yeah Also when he eats the peach, I was like,

whoa! I also didn't get that. I don't want, I guess, okay, what if you flip the gender of it though? If your girl squatted over your soup and fingered herself until she squirted like a fountain, would you still eat the soup and would you enjoy it? Oh yeah.

So she just gets on top of you, like you just got a bowl of a bisque yeah like lobster and she just sprays into your food two hours later when you enjoy it it's like that's what he has in the movie it's like two hours later he discovers this peach right all, so then that happens then two hours later. It's like oh, yeah I she doesn't even do it in front of you. It's not even hot. She's like babe. Don't eat that I squatted over it and made myself squirt. I'm starving. I In the heat of the moment, maybe sure, you know, it will be does a good job of making you of creating that kind of

Attraction for you know that girl in high school who's so hot but so unattainable? I think Challengers does a good job of making Zendaya feel like that girl where you're like, wow, she's like. The final boss. Yeah, and it's like, there's no way, even if I got a shot with her,

I would bust before even entering the room. She's great at that. Yeah. She's just an incredible actress. Good attitude. Like this sounds disrespectful. I don't think I'm her type either. Zendaya is like not my type, you know?

Yeah. But she's such a good actress that I just like, I love watching her and everything. I'm like obsessed anyways. Yeah. Yeah, she's great. Agreed. I hope that wasn't too misogynistic. I don't think Zendaya is into me, although we don't know, do we?

You never know. She likes Tom Holland. he's a shorter guy. Yeah. Tom Holland's a Riz Lord dude. He takes good care of her. Oh yeah, of course. There's videos like where she's tapping like anxious and he just puts his hand on her and he soothes her.

Wow. Stud. He brings her into balance. Stud. How'd that guy get so much Riz? He's the man dude. Spider-Man. He's a good actor at seven.

He's in that movie The Impossible, he's like going toe to toe with Naomi Watts and I'm like, he's a fucking kid. Oh yeah, The Impossible. Famously they whitewashed that movie. You know, Ellis was a good actor young. How about Kieran Culkin goes from the cousin peeing the bed to winning the Oscar. I heard, well first off, you know who Tom Holland reminds me of? Your brother Matt. Oh yeah, dude yeah.

Same, same Riz. Yeah, they both have Riz. You know what's a, oh who, oh Kieran Colkin. I heard someone was talking about this the other day. It was Fuller at Home Alone. He was? Oh yeah. He does a great job at Home Alone. I find Kieran Colkin's whole shtick annoying.

It's too much now. It's like succession all day long and it makes the succession performance seem like less of a performance. Which I think is, he's just talking a lot because he had to do the press and all that stuff. Less is more. And then he's talking about

when he did Jesse Eisenberg's movie. He's like, yeah, you know, I didn't want to go in for rehearsals or, you know, I just wanted to go in there and just fresh and it really stressed out Jesse. And Jesse's like, yeah. It's like he didn't want to rehearse at all. He's like, I don't want any direction.

I just want to go in there. I'm like damn. They're both playing their types to the hill. That sounds like a nightmare. He's going to be in Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross with Burr. Oh yeah. Have they premiered yet? Are they remaking that or they did?

It's going to be yeah, it's going to be on Broadway. I think it's going right now. Is it not? Is it out right now? I don't know. Might be because I saw a cast like dude. I saw them doing like a cast talk on Broadway Bob Odenkirk here in Colkin. Oh wow I want to see that. Yeah, fuck yeah I heard tickets for the Broadway plays are super expensive these days. Yeah much like 500. Yeah, probably Yeah, all right. Is that it? Yeah, I gotta go pee

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