Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 385 - DRAFT - BEST BODY PARTS
Episode Date: April 24, 2025Today we are drafting the BEST BODY PARTS. This may be our most informative podcast in going deep history. Our friend Tom, who is a Doctor joins with some dank knowledge about the Human Body. &n...bsp;Each bro will make 4 selections and will give a dank reasoning behind each one to get the judges approval. Today we have a LIVE chat voting and we also call Aaron aka Mr. Cream to judge. Let us know who you think won in the comments! #chadandjt #goingdeepwithchadandjt We are live streaming a Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour! Los Angeles & San Diego are the next shows!Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Here is the Total Draft Standings: (s/o HandA on reddit)Chad: 11 wins JT: 10 wins Strider: 11 wins Chris Parr: 9 winsBrad Fuller: 1 win (The Ultimate Champ)Joe Marrese: 1 winKevin Fard: 0 wins Thanks to our Sponsors:HomeChef - Best Meal KITS! Get 50% off your first box plus free dessert when going to https://www.homechef.com/godeep Bilt Rewards - Earn rewards by paying your rent! https://www.joinbilt.com/godeep PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake Rohret
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Let's start the show.
Let's flex the calves. Let's stretch the quads, and let's work on the hip mobility because today we are going deep into the podcast world.
Going deep with Challenge.
JT Podcasts.
I got my compadre, J.J.
Thomas.
What up?
Boom clap, Stokers.
We're here with the T.Dart Tyrant himself, Strider Wilson.
What up, dude?
I love going down on my wife.
Nice. And we're here with a new guest,
one that I'm very pumped to have on.
A good friend of all of ours,
grew up with these two dudes right here.
Mr. Tom Hull, welcome.
Thank you, thank you gentlemen for having me.
My Stoke Lords.
Dr. Tom Hull.
Dr. Tom Hull, yes.
I don't forget, but I don't put it in your name. Yeah, I appreciate you guys having me.
I'm honored to be here, first and foremost as a Stoker,
as a full lifetime Stoker since the beginning.
Get out of here.
Dude.
That's very kind.
Let me give some background on you.
So we brought Tom on today because he is a doctor
and today we're gonna be drafting best body parts.
So you went to Harvard for undergrad, big shot.
Then you went to Loyola for med school.
And you are now an emergency room doctor.
I am a emergency physician.
Yeah, I trained at UCSF Fresno.
And so, yeah, I'm still up in the Valley where I practice.
And yeah, I was honored when you asked me to come on the pod.
I actually had no idea.
I was like in between night shifts and I saw your text
and you're gonna come on the pod.
And I was like, oh my God, like that's amazing. It's a dream come true is like just a listener
And then and then my head started racing like what are you like, why are you bringing me on the pod?
What are we talking about? Like Star Wars?
Lord of the Rings like we draft new characters. Yeah, and then you're like all body parts. Oh, yeah, right
Like I am a doctor. That's my job
I did want to talk about that though because despite the fact that you look like, oh, body parts. It's like, oh yeah, right. Like I am a doctor, that's my job. I did want to talk about that though, because despite the fact that you look like Thor,
you have very nerdy and deep interests.
Like you know everything about Star Wars
and you're very into animated film.
You once told me Transformers was the greatest film
ever made.
I think it's aged well.
It's aged well.
It has aged well.
It's better than I thought it was.
It's aged well, dude.
The first Transformers.
Yeah, the first one first.
I mean, the other ones are all right,
but the first one, yeah.
Because I would take kind of the snobby route and you were like, dude, I don't know, man. In terms of pure spectacle, Transformers is Yeah, the first one. I mean, the other ones are all right, but the first one, yeah. Cause I would take kind of the snobby route
and you were like, dude, I don't know, man.
In terms of pure spectacle,
Transformers is as good as it gets.
It's as good as it gets.
I mean, the ending, dude,
even now you see like memes and like reels
where they're like, if this had come out in 2007,
directed by Michael Bay,
and it's like Optimus voiceover of like some dramatic movie
and Lincoln Park kicks it.
Yeah, about why humans are worth defending and stuff.
Yeah, exactly.
That is pretty sick. That is iconic, yeah.
But no, thank you.
I'm humbled to be here. But you have such deep knowledge and interest in so many different topics
and you're very philosophical. One of my favorite guys to talk to.
I call you at night a lot, especially when I used to have more.
I mean, I still do, but not as bad, but my health paranoia.
During COVID.
I just call him at like three in the morning during COVID. I'd be like,
I think I'm dying. He's like, dude, you're a doctor too,
but you have very practical advice. It's always stay hydrated, I think I'm dying. He was like, dude, you're a doctor too,
but you have very practical advice.
It's always stay hydrated, get outside, move around.
Yeah, control the things you can control, you know?
And like, if anything, during those days of COVID
when we didn't really know much and like being in the ER,
like we had to just go to work.
Like our job sort of was changing slightly
in terms of like, you know, protocols
and keeping us and each other safe,
but you just kind of have to like be okay with uncertainty.
And so I try to, yeah, I try to pass that on people
that just control the things you can control, baby.
And you're a romantic, you're deeply romantic.
I am a romantic, yes.
Yeah, I'd like to think that, yeah.
You've had extreme phases where you've gone one way
and the other. Yeah, gone extremely like isolated
and like cerebral and then like very emotional.
Yeah, I love it.
Yeah, it's part of life, right? Yeah
I think I think you can classify yourself. He's a Stoke Lord too. I mean you totally son your b-hole
I got your your con yeah, you're constantly doing legs
You love good rock. I'm talking, you know Creed Lincoln Park. I think in Park corn
Limp Bizkit corn. Yeah Limp Bizkit, yeah.
He does battle ropes at the gym.
He does battle ropes at the gym.
I've seen him do battle ropes.
Yeah, battle ropes.
Very legit.
I mean, I like watch your guys' workouts
and your guys' stuff.
And I mean, you guys had the whole kettlebell
like group chat going that I was trying to.
The KB boys.
Yeah, the KB boys from COVID.
And during COVID, you would come over and work out.
Yeah, it was great.
But sometimes you would break from the workout
and you just started shadow boxing.
I know, Ross would get so mad, dude.
It would bring it back to high school where like I
was training with Ross. I broke, you know, I was playing football. And he was like, you
know, top like best punter team, brook career. And I was like, sorry, I was a punter, but
I was, you know, I was also going to college. And so we tried to team together. And I remember
there was one day where Ross like went to gym. He's like, Jim, I'm, I can't train with Tom
anymore. Like he's just, he's talking too much during the workouts. He's going too slow.
And I understood. I was like, okay, yeah, I get it.
So I started working out with Jim.
Jim's like, all right, Ross, I'll work you out
and then I'll just work out with Tom.
I know.
During COVID, you guys did like a workout
in JT's mom's backyard.
And then you guys were like doing like, you know,
time sequence reps and stuff like that.
And you have to hit your next rep.
And you threw Ross off because you're like,
dude, these hydrangeas are really in blossom over here.
And he's like this fucking guy, dude,
looking at the flowers over here. Should be having his next rep of burpees
Yeah, I appreciate that. Do you know your flowers? You know your stuff, but today
We're gonna talk about body parts. Should we just get straight into it? Yeah, I think so
Are you ready to throw out odds or evens? Okay. Yeah, so so you start off even
It's not like I haven't watched every pot. Okay. All right one two three shoot
Okay, what's a tie one two three shoot? Oh I mean it's not like I haven't watched every pot. Okay. One, two, three, shoot.
Okay. Oh, it's a tie.
One, two, three, shoot.
Oh, fourth pick.
Oh, Rob, that's two weeks in a row.
All right, one, two, three, shoot.
Third pick.
All right, here we go.
Paper, scissors, rock.
Okay, you calling it?
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
All right.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Let's go. First pick.
Let's go. This is so huge, dude.
Wow.
Am I going to full on?
I'm so nervous.
I'm so nervous.
This pick is going to set the tone for the entire draft.
It sets the tempo, dude.
You know, am I full on pervert mode?
Am I gonna be in pervert mode today, dude?
Or am I gonna draft something functional?
You know, maybe a slept on body part that keeps the, that's working 24-7 around the
clock to balance and regulate hormones and blood levels so everything can move. Oh, yeah, dude famously
We do do a Tom impression. We're here doing
You know the thing is you know volleyball courts and get down here in my neighborhood around 11
But they're meeting him Joe Anderson is gonna be out there. So we're gonna want to be there early
We'll probably play the side court, but you know, he's gonna tire out
He's older and we'll be the center court, you know, I mean, so that's my Tom doesn't like you dude
Yeah known for being a talkative person. Yeah, you know what I mean? So that's my Tom, that's my you, dude. Yeah, I'm known for being a talkative person
when I'm nervous.
Yeah, you got three miles, two years.
There's a question every man asks himself,
and he goes, am I a blank man,
or am I this body part man?
And I might have to show my hand here, fellas.
I know what man you are.
And I love both these body parts so much,
but I also love
One body part makes me laugh more than anything the entire world. Don't do it. That's what I centered my entire personality on and
Yeah
It's just so much responsibility
So it's a prost. It's just so much responsibility
It says,
Big booty slap and said Prostate.
I'm just gonna have to go with tits.
Oh, wow.
Good pick.
Number one pick.
I mean, dude, can I tell you right now?
No one doesn't like seeing titties flash to them.
You could be, literally you could be in the Sistine Chapel
and someone could pull out some titties
and you could be like, whoa, that's pretty rad.
Honestly, miss, you have to leave though,
that's against the tour, but thank you.
You'd be escorted nicely away if you pulled your titties out.
If you pull out a different body part,
which would make me laugh, you get put in cuffs.
Society doesn't appreciate it as much.
I think it's the ultimate stoke boosting body part.
Like if it comes out, you're partying.
Yeah.
Way to set the tempo.
So I love it also.
I mean, look, when I was a younger man
and I was cranking hog, if straight, you know, I would search this I would sure search jumbo
titties
I would say I was a gargantuan Wow mega
I mean wars have been fought for them, you know, yes. Yeah. Yeah Helen of Troy had a great
Bull it's part of a movement.
Pearls from the Sea of Popontas.
Thank you very much.
So it's just, they're awesome, dude.
In total recall, there's three titties.
That's a famous scene.
Everyone's like, that's cool, one extra.
That's what the space age brings us.
Also, they kind of define mammals, right?
Mamory glands.
Tom, thank you.
It's unique to, especially our hominids
as well as other ones, you know, the nipple.
Famously in Avatar, there was some criticism
over the Navi for not supposed to be having nipples
because they were mammals in terms of their development.
But he kind of added it in for aesthetic purposes
that Nateri was going to have sort of breasts
that her hair and stuff covered.
Wow. Nice.
That is great color.
Yeah.
And yeah, the one guy who commented it's the foundation of nutrition.
It's built upon the-
I love that mother's milk. This is the essence. Yeah, there's the source of life right there.
And colostrum.
Colostrum. What is colostrum?
It's a, it comes through the vein, but it's a fluid that helps with like your immune system and development
I think it's like a pro hormone
I want to say it used to actually be restricted for like NCAA athletes like muscle milk famously had like bovine colostrum in their initial
formula and it got like
Band or something but now it's becoming more regular. I don't know what the regulations are now, but yeah
Interesting. Hmm any criticism on that pick? You know, I think it was a bad pick.
Really?
I do.
I think it was juvenile.
I think he could have got in the third round.
Really?
Yeah.
Whoa.
I think he did, yeah, but to be fair,
he does get breast and nipples.
Like he's going for the full thing and that is powerful.
It's the, you know, the nectar of life.
Yeah.
I think it's a great body part, dude.
I mean, it's a great body part.
It's a good number one.
I like, I guess I had the question last night
when I was working on my list in the hotel room,
I was very focused.
Yeah, are we drafting to ourselves personally,
our interests, or are we drafting for like
a universal objective standard?
Well, that's the internal, that's the forever conflict
of drafting. And so I respect that you're taking it
subjectively, yeah.
Thank you, you know what, yes, it's subjective, thank you.
And I try not to draft this way
because I think it ruins my list,
but what will Aaron appreciate?
Aaron's judging?
Yeah. Okay.
There's a lot of factors.
I think he's pretty scientific.
But I'll tell you, pandering has lost me drafts before.
So I would say do what you want.
I can't tell you what to do,
but I can tell you don't pander.
That probably won't get you the dub.
From the bender himself.
Oh, you can bend to your own will, not to another's.
All right.
I gotta be honest, you know,
I was thinking of all these body parts
and then we were in the lobby just now
and he's like, bro, tits?
And I was like, I was like, you know what?
I didn't even think about tits until he said that.
You did text me that last night.
He's a man, he's consistent, you know?
He texted me last night that tits was, he said tits.
Because I posted a story that was in the hotel room
that I was locking in and I decided to come up early. Other body parts don't work. And he was like tits, He's at tits. Because I posted a story that was in the hotel room that I was locking in, and I decided to come up early.
Other body parts don't work.
And he was like tits, yeah.
You're right.
I mean, I guess my only criticism is that
they're not essential, right?
Like we have formula, we have baby formula.
Oh yeah, they're not essential.
Like men have nipples for like probably some
like developmental evolutionary branch
where they came off from like the male to female.
But-
And in sad circumstances where people lose them,
they still live a functional life.
Yeah, you still live a functional life.
But I respect he's taken it first.
Yeah, it's huge.
I mean, it sets the tone.
Yeah, it sets the tone.
Do you want to have a functional life
if you can't stare at a nice set of these
or dial down a nice set or put a poster up in your room?
I mean, I do love them.
It was on my list.
It was just lower down.
Chad, you're up.
I like how you use the medical term to tits.
Yeah.
Okay, I mean, you know,
this thing is,
it's the most complex,
some say it's the most complex thing in the universe.
It's responsible for our interpretation
and appreciation of the tits.
It's an, it's responsible for making the blood flow into the dong.
It's responsible for everything that we're seeing our whole movement, our
whole, everything our body does.
It's the brain, dude.
It's the brain.
I'm picking the brain. Yeah.
I think that's a really good pick. Many people say, you know, scientists, scientists, you know,
there's still like consciousness. Does that come from the brain? I don't know.
But, you know, everything happens first in the brain and without the brain, we are nothing.
And, um... Nice, should I bring up some anatomy? Yeah, it's got, I mean, it's so complex. It's and without the brain we are nothing.
Nice, I bring up some anatomy. Yeah, it's got, I mean, it's so complex.
It's almost, do they say they know more
about the universe than the brain?
Or is that just something you hear?
No, we're about on par, yeah.
86 billion neurons.
Yeah.
And we estimate the universe is like
80 to 100 trillion galaxies,
or 80 billion to like 100 trillion galaxies.
Yeah. So it's like you're on
Comp with when you studied the brain in medical school
How do they are they do they do they give that as a preamble? They're like, yeah, it's so complex
I don't like city. Yeah. Yeah, we don't know I mean like the
the actual operation of the brain on like a neuronal level is so fascinating because it's plastic, right?
Like your neurons can rewire, you can have strokes
and you can relearn parts of movement or function
even though you've lost a certain part of the brain
that handled that before.
In Nike's bringing up the anatomy,
there's different parts of the brain.
Like you have the cerebrum, the top,
you have gray matter, white matter,
then you have thalamus.
And then the cerebellum is like fascinating.
That's almost like a second brain.
It's in the back.
And it has half the neurons in your whole body
is actually just there in the cerebellum.
Is that more primitive?
Yeah, that's what we think.
We don't know.
It's like, was it an adaptive, like evolutionary
consolidation?
It handles mostly coordination and like proprioception,
like your body awareness in space.
And so it allows for like very athletic movement
and things that maybe make us uniquely skilled
and adaptive using tools and hunting
and like capture animals and throwing spears
and doing all that, like using tools
and all the things that allowed us to become
like the dominant species.
So the cerebellum is fascinating, you know,
in the ER specifically, it's one of those things you have to think about
in the back of your mind when someone comes in
for like, this is just like a little insight.
Like you talk about posterior strokes,
or strokes in the back of the brain,
they're harder to diagnose because they're more subtle.
It's like, I feel off balance or I feel like lightheaded.
And so you don't want to miss those things.
Whereas like the obvious strokes,
it's like you lose a part of the upper cerebrum
and that's on one side and you like wipe out
half that side of the body. And you can see that on like a CT scan. It's ipsilateral a part of the upper cerebrum and that's on one side and you like wipe out half that side of the body
You can see that on like it's a lateral
It depends the timing if it's a few days out you'll see it on a CT scan
If it's like a bigger stroke and you're within and you're after a few hours
You can see it on a CT usually need MRI or like a CT perfusion. Yeah, but yeah
You will see these things strokes and stuff on imaging
And so you can get a part of your brain and hip like, could you like the hippocampus,
could you just specifically hurt that part of the brain?
So yeah, you can almost any part of the brain can be susceptible to stroke.
It's the types of strokes.
So if you have like a small little like hypertensive, we call like from high blood pressure, like
a little bleed somewhere like that can affect you know, you see them in certain parts of
the brain,
they're more common.
And then there's strokes that are from like clots,
like a clot goes up and wipes out
like a big half part of the brain.
So you can, yeah, there's certain parts again
that are more commonly affected
based on their location, the blood flow.
That's like what strokes are,
is that you get impaired blood flow to the brain tissue.
I would just go ahead and say that this pic
is a huge bummer.
No one talked about strokes when we talked about tits.
Maybe you talked about stroking another body part. So the brain, and this is just me playing defense,
is a bitch-ass body part that needs a skull to protect it.
It's very weak if it gets hit. The whole, you know, what you risk in reward and perception,
you, you, or what you gain from that in perception and reality and personality and nervousness
You could lose from something as little as a stroke or a minor bleed. So I would say this is a bitch ass body part
Right. And so you're saying that tits are very simple there. Yeah, there's simple there there
But yeah, I think the brain's speaking about its complexity like the fact that we're so
Fascinated with losing just minor parts of its function speaks to its importance.
It's a good counterpoint.
It's a very good ass counterpoint.
To be fair, it wasn't my number one pick on my list,
the brain, but I do like it.
Well, you brought up the Sistine Chapel.
Yes.
Just famously that the Adam, the touch of God,
the finger of God, they didn't figure it out until later.
I think it was either a neurosurgeon or like a neuro PhD looked up and like realized it's in the shape of God, they didn't figure it out until later. I think it was either a neurosurgeon or a neuro-PhD,
looked up and realized it's in the shape of the brain.
Michelangelo drew it.
Wow.
If you look at the outline, God touching Adam.
Intentionally?
It's in the shape of the, yes, it's clearly the shape
of the brain, the anatomy.
And it was a subtle way.
When did we realize the brain was the center
of our thinking and our ability to think?
That's a good question.
I think the Greeks thought the heart was the base of the soul.
Yeah, they thought it was in your stomach and joints.
Yeah, you had these different mediums and these ethereal, I forget, the humors, right?
The humors in your body that you needed to regulate.
But I think Da Vinci and Michelangelo, back in the day, once they started dissecting,
they realized because the brain is so connected to every part of your body, if you do a dissection.
Have you dissected a cadaver before?
We did, yeah, yeah, they've done it.
They're moving away from it a little bit in med school,
but traditionally in medical school,
the dissection of the cadaver in your anatomy class
was like your, like, rite of passage through anatomy.
You dissect one body as either a partner or group,
and you would do it throughout the whole year,
and you were the only one responsible to do it,
and you'd go through every part,
and it was like a very meticulous learning process
So we did do that
there's only been a few that have dissected in like history of the full nervous system and you see just the
Interconnection of like all the neurons are your body to the spinal cord the central nervous system up to the brain and it's all connected
And so I think if you know even back then if you were dissecting bodies
You would realize like the brain connects to everything like through all the wiring, you know, even back then if you were dissecting bodies, you would realize like the brain connects to everything
like through all the wiring, you know.
Right on.
Well, Tom, you said it wouldn't be your number one pick.
No, I'm up, okay.
Your number one pick is probably still on the board.
It's on the board.
And I'm so glad, I'm not gonna lie, I'm glad that it's there.
Go baby.
And you said I was a romantic and I am,
but I'm also like a pragmatist and I'm an ER doctor.
And so for me, the number one choice has to be the heart.
It's the number one on my list.
It's my middle name.
Yeah.
Whoa, nice.
Is it your middle name?
Yeah, it's my middle name.
H-A-R-T, it was my grandpa.
He was a farmer, but oh yeah, there's the painting, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
Just speaking of the Sistine Chapel one, the brain,
it's pretty sick.
You can actually see like the different anatomy.
But yeah, so the heart for me is number one,
because you're right, like the brain makes everything
possible or like makes it all worthwhile, right?
Like you could argue like when you have a brain dead exam
or like you have a patient that even if you have a pulse,
like, oh, they're brain dead, you do,
typically ICU doctors do it,
you go through all these steps to check all the reflexes
and their brainstem reflexes
and is there any brain activity? And if there isn isn't then we do like let the patient pass away because there's not like
you know a quality of life that's worth prolonging but to be fair you wouldn't even have that
without the pulse like without the heart and so for me like when patients come in or you're on
scene anywhere in an emergency it's always you check the pulse it's like the most important
thing the heart makes everything possible whether it adds meaning I think that is the debate you're bringing up or like the argument that the brain pretty much gives
purpose and meaning to everything
But for me, yeah, I gotta go with the heart. I said hi. Sorry, please. Oh, yeah
but and to add to that, you know the heart it's it's it's kind of integral to
What makes us unique
as human beings is the emotions.
You know, obviously that takes place in the brain,
but you know.
Romantically it's the heart, right?
But romantically it's the heart.
So we're talking mind over heart, mind over magic.
Yeah, I mean, when you see that first pair of tits,
it's your heart starts racing.
I think I was gonna piggyback essentially the same point.
I was like, artistically, it's referenced the most.
When you're talking to a coach in athletics, you got to have heart.
And it also is true, a front runner like Steve Prepontaine, he probably had the most powerful
heart that there was.
It could take a punishing what he would do.
You ran a marathon.
That's heart.
That's fuel and everything.
So it is
It is beautiful. It's a it's a it's something that's working around the clock
It never stops and when it does you're done. So but so we're giving the heart
Metaphorical points for what the brain is doing. Yeah, I get the heart I get the I'm saying
Yeah, what we write about as people like the book so not necessarily what the brains doing
Maybe I guess I suppose because art and literature like, the coach doesn't like have brain, but
he'll be like, hey, use your head sometimes. I guess make the right pass.
I think it's earned that. But it's not actually coming from there.
I know, but- Like a telltale heart. What about that? What
about- Do we really know though? Do we really know?
Yeah, do we really know? Yeah, you don't know.
You feel your heart race when you're excited. Exactly.
That's true. I think that's what it is. It's the first sign, right?
It's the first sign, so I think I get that.
I mean, I'm talking about the organ, but.
But I don't think it's the brain,
I think you're talking about soul,
and no one knows where that is.
I don't think it goes to either body part.
But we know if you get like a heart part,
if you get a valve removed in your heart,
it doesn't change your personality,
but if something happens in your brain,
your personality changes.
I don't know, like you could argue
if a valve goes in your heart and you are an't know, like you could argue if a valve goes
in your heart and you are an active guy,
now you can't run as much, you gotta find new hobbies.
But you're talking about the soul and what I'm saying is
is that the aspects of the soul that you're describing,
we see more impact when there's issues with the brain
than with the heart.
I've known people who've gotten heart stuff changed
and they became vegetarians.
Really?
That's a huge change.
That's a huge change in life.
Or you get your heart broke and you develop new interests.
That's huge, yeah, if your heart gets broken,
dude, a girl really messes you up,
and then you gotta go and try to be an alpha male,
you start wearing a chain wallet.
I mean, I should be on your side,
because I got brain.
I think it's brain.
But I do love my heart.
Brain is so far and away the number one pick.
Yeah, yeah.
It's pretty insane.
No, it's not, it's not the number one pick.
It's not the number one pick. You, yeah. It's pretty insane. No, it's not. It's not the number one. It's not the number one. You don't see like someone collapse or like go into a room and
say like check the brain, check the pulse. Like do they have a pulse? Do they have a
heartbeat? That's the only viability. Oh, okay. Well, I guess we're talking about like vital
organs. The viability of life. The heart's the most important thing. Sure. But when someone
is like in a coma and they're in like a vegetative state. You show them tips, they'll like a-
You can keep them alive, right?
You can keep their heart pumping,
but then they get into quality of life.
Right, right, but I mean, you wouldn't even have
that option if their heart wasn't pumping.
Right.
Like once the heart's gone, you have to have the heart
to have anything, it's the most important.
I'm really not trying to argue against the heart.
No, no, no, I-
I love the heart.
I think it's for sure the number two pick.
Oh my god.
But I think-
No, it's fair.
I was in between heart and brain for number one and two,
but I just had to go with my heart.
And then I had to go with medically.
Yeah, like emergency.
I am biased because like emergency,
it's like check a pulse, check a pulse.
Like that's all we care about.
In medicine in general.
But you're right.
Like I think humanity as a whole,
the brain might be the most like remarkable.
Medical question for you.
Because we're just ranking.
Someone comes into the ER.
They twist their ankle playing basketball. And you said the first thing you do is check a pulse
What if as a doctor the first thing you go say we got to check these tits
What's that gonna do is that gonna you gonna lose your license is part of the Hippocratic Oath, where's that fall?
I mean, I think in its
First do no harm Yeah first do no harm so I mean, I think the Hippocratic oath is first do no harm. Yeah, first do no harm.
So, I mean, I think, yeah, you do want to do a focused exam
and you try not to get distracted, but.
That sounds like a Leslie Nielsen line.
Let's check the tits.
Yeah, that would be, we're gonna have to check the tits, man.
We're gonna have to check the tits.
All right, well, I'm gonna pump blood to our boners.
There you go. Those were all really good picks. You guys drilled it. I'm up with the
first pick or the last pick of the first round. You get two in a row. I'm gonna go
with penis. Nice. Now we're talking dude. Okay, your heads on right? Penis? It was hard for me to decide between you know what and with my next pick I'm gonna go with
balls.
Wow.
Oh dude.
No you can get balls in this.
You can get both.
No no no no.
You can get penis and balls.
No no no no.
What are you doing?
I'm not gonna do balls.
I'm not gonna do balls.
Well I don't know. I guess we can give him balls. No no I'll do this. He's right. I'm not gonna do balls. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Yeah, and I mean someone's got to send all the messages from the brain to the body I think I consider the spinal cord the kind of highway system for for information
Yes, it also keeps you upright and then in terms of functionality
Is bad back like the number one kind of physical symptom you see in people as they age?
Your back is one of the most like emotionally
Your back is one of the most like emotionally debilitating stressful quality of life affecting things Yeah, your back but is that your spinal column not your cord? Is that a separate body part? Oh, we're giving them both right?
Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. Oh, I'm talking about the balls like the vertebra
So we're talking about the spinal cord which is separate from the brain
But it's part of the central nervous system and you can argue that like you have a functioning brain but if you're totally
paralyzed it really affects your quality of life. It doesn't make life not worth
living obviously people are you can be quad you can be para. Yeah, look at Hawkins. Yeah, you can still find
incredible experiences but I think JT is he's he's drafting honestly to himself
he cares about his dong and he cares about making sure that he's got function there,
you know, and you don't have function any part of your body without your spinal cord.
So both of these were in my top five.
So I yeah, I think these are good picks and I respect it.
And for penis, I think it's it's so important.
I use it often.
And it drives a lot of human behavior and if you lost your penis life would be tough. Yeah yeah yeah it was in my top yeah because it's like
you think about vital organs or ranking organs like what can you really not live
without right like what's either quality of life or dysfunction and I think we're
obviously biased as males,
like females would obviously have different points of view,
but yeah.
Well there's that scene in Band of Brothers,
Donnie Wahlberg takes some shrapnel
and he's just like, he's looking down,
he's like, the guy goes.
Doesn't even need to say anything.
It's all there.
He's like, all right, sick.
Oh yeah, he brings the biggest sigh of relief. This is a real question I have. If you lose your penis but you have
your balls, are they able to still extract semen from you to make a baby? Yeah, your
penis is just a delivery system. You have like spongiosum, which is the tissue that
engorges with the blood flow and gets you hard. Even if that fails, you can get implants, you can get surgeries,
you have your urethral tract.
Even that can get eroded if you're a paraplegic and stuff.
And you still have your testes, your gonads, which supply the hormones,
female, it's ovaries.
So they're separate.
Yeah, you can still.
Right.
So it is in some ways not essential.
It's not essential.
But I just mean for guys,
I think it's like essential for a quality of life
and sensory experience.
You're not gonna feel good with sex unless you have it.
I mean, even the gonads, even the balls you can lose, right?
Like, and you can supplement with hormones.
Like there's, it's not like a vital organ
in terms of function, but like we're saying,
vital in terms of experience or.
If you lost your penis,
could you still orgasm through your rectum?
That's only one way to find out. Only one way to find out.
Probably.
Probably, right?
Yeah, probably.
You still have like stimulation.
I've never had an orgasm that way so I'm not sure what the-
Yeah, you still have stimulation from your prostate and from like, you know, yeah.
I don't think it'd be impossible.
That hurts my pick.
It hurts your pick a little bit.
But I think as guys-
Most guys like to use their guys like it was in my top
It was in my top five. Thanks, man. Yeah. Yeah, I
this weekend my
My cousin said he met or knows someone who does
Reconstruction of the waist area like whatever, you know the hips that area, you know
It's the most common injury. There's that requires reconstruction
Shot to the dog
People put a gun in there
This and they shoot their hog. Yeah
Have you seen that I?
Maybe saw that once see like an accidental like accidental discharge of a firearm in someone's pocket that wasn't like violence gang related
It didn't shoot off his dog thankfully
But it was like in that area and you have a lot of arteries there too that are really important and they're really hard to
Get pressure tamponade with tourniquets. So it's it's a critical. Yeah critical area. Yeah, that's what happens to who blur and yeah
Brothers when he finds Luger right tragic
Eternicate is just like a belt that they tie. Yeah, yeah. It's just restricting circulation.
Yeah, you're trying to cut off arterial flow proximal,
like closer to the body than where your injury is
so that you're not bleeding out.
And I mean, it's changed battlefield medicine
and we had so many people or so many soldiers,
veterans coming home surviving a lot of this recent conflict
because of like tourniquets and then our extrav,
like getting them on like meta flights to Germany and and all that stuff but it's very simple it's just
like reduce blood flow where it's bleeding. It's nice. What do you think is
the greatest advent in medicine in the history of medicine? Good question.
Strider actually had a great pod on it drafting the top advancements and
you could argue like blood transfusions, huge, like
figuring out like the aspects of blood, blood types are aged. Like how do we, like why do
people have certain reactions to different blood? They were trying to figure that out
back in the day. Figuring that out has really saved so many people because you would lose
so many people to either like acute blood loss from trauma or from childbirth or during
surgery or even just like chronic disease. People get anemic and it just, if you don't have blood in your body,
you just can't function. So that was huge. I think antibiotics are big.
I think it's still an ongoing, um,
like exploration to figure out antibiotic stewardship and like,
cause antibiotics are somewhat time, like somewhat nonspecific. Like you,
you have these antibiotics that just kill everything, all bacteria.
And we've learned that bacteria, I guess,
I think you're one of your picks was like the discovery
of micro life, microbiome, bacteria,
but having it change like leprosy, right?
And like things that are like,
syphilis or like things that were like,
like demons or like,
just damning, yeah, damning,
diagnosis is back in the day,
you just take an antibiotic and now they're gone.
And so it's like, that was huge.
Vaccines were huge, like polio.
But it's hard to say like one thing.
I don't know, it's hard.
Anesthesia is huge for surgery.
Well, you're up now at the next pick.
What are you gonna say?
Oh geez, okay, that's right, it's back to me.
I mean, I'm trying to take this seriously.
I do want to not let down the Stokers,
but also like as a representative
of the medical community, I do. I want it to be, the stokers, but also as a representative of the medical community,
I do, I want it to be, okay, so you took heart.
Okay, so I think I'm just gonna go with my list.
It's also something that gives me great stoke.
It's also something that's critical.
It's also something that makes me feel good.
I can't function without them.
And they are, I think, remarkable.
My pick, number two, is the lungs.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, it's gotta be the lungs. Oh, sorry Yeah it's gotta be the lungs. Oh sorry.
Yeah there's a lot of the lungs. Breath work. You get a good workout. You get that
deep you know deep breathing. What do you think Troy calls it? Fire
breathing? The fire breath. Rogan talks about it like through the nose when
you're running up a hill. That feeling of oxygenation goes to your brain goes to your whole
body. It makes you be able to function. If you have bad lungs, like I see it a lot in the ER,
you get older, you smoked a lot,
you get COPD, you get emphysema,
it just slows everything down.
You can't do the same things you can normally,
like you wanna do.
It's honestly the thing that gives us life
in all of our cells, like you have to have oxygen.
The transition from like, you know, seaborne animals,
like whenever we made that leap to coming onto land,
learning how to breathe, you know, in air versus in water,
like whatever that first fish that crawled out of the water
or whatever you know they talk about,
I think it's just remarkable in the lungs,
the surface area is massive, like all the alveoli.
It's such a fascinating organ too,
because it's so delicate.
It's like paper thin, you know, it's just like paper mache,
because you're having this exchange of gas and blood
across this like, just this thin membrane.
If you see it in real life, it just looks so fragile.
It's like these little balloons, you know,
and the way it works in your body too,
with through negative pressure, the pleura,
the outside of the lung is sort of just sliding
on the inside of your chest wall,
and your chest wall opens,
and it just like opens up the lungs.
I just think it's fascinating.
And are they as protected as the heart is by the rib cage?
Or are they more exposed?
The heart's actually, it speaks for its importance,
the heart's kind of under the lung.
So if you do think the heart is in the center,
it's the most important thing inside.
The lungs are in front of those.
The lungs are kind of outside of it.
And then under the rib cage though,
yeah, they're under the ribs.
And they're remarkable too,
because you get like maybe lose one
and then the other one could maybe still function.
But also, I looked up,
they're one of the few organs that can float
because of their density, you know?
Because they're so delicate.
What is the thing you see,
what's a common trait you see in healthy,
in people who have healthy lungs?
That's a good question.
Like in terms of how they look.
Like behaviorally or- Oh, healthy oh healthy lungs yeah don't smoke don't smoke exercise
frequently I mean it's all the stuff they tell you like eat healthy excess
frequently if you're not cardiovascular yeah if you're not overweight in terms
of the types of exercise like does like a marathon runner have better lungs than
like a CrossFitter or like a Sprinter you know that that's just more nuanced I'm
not gonna I to know.
One might be able to blow harder,
but one might be able to blow for longer.
Right, because you do have tests that we can,
like instead of spirometry,
or like this is more getting to like,
almost like palm critical care,
like ICU doctors who are medicine doctors
who train as ICU intensivists.
But I mean, that speaks to its importance.
Like if you want to be an ICU doctor,
like arguably the most intense, complex, critical care
that you're delivering to patients,
you're the expert in that.
They're essentially pulmonologists,
like is like their other name, sort of.
You can do other fellowships, but it's just so critical
to understanding patients who are on ventilators,
understanding like patients who are on the edge of life
and who are the most sick.
Those doctors are like sort of the experts in the lung.
And so it does speak to its importance.
And so I'm also trying to defend my-
No, this is good.
I think you're doing a good job, dude.
Speaking of lungs, Pope Francis just passed away
from pneumonia.
What is pneumonia?
Yeah, so pneumonia, they call it the captain
of all old men's fate because it's one of
the most common conditions you can get as you get older and it, especially before antibiotics,
you get like a cough, a bad cough, you just gradually decline and get sick and die and
it's an infection.
Pneumonia is when some bacteria get into a certain part of your lung, a little bit of
that lung starts collapsing and then it gets infected as if you have like a, you know,
cut in your skin that gets bacteria and it
gets infected. How does it get infection in your lung?
Typically, as you get older, you're just you're weaker, then
you're not taking as deep of breaths like part of lung health
is taking really deep breaths to breathe. I just kind of heard
about during COVID people think do breathing exercises clear out
your lungs because coughing exercise being active exercising
opening your lungs closing them like when we have trauma
patients who break ribs. A common risk is that they don't breathe
as much, we call it splinting.
You don't take deep breaths because of the pain.
And so you give them an incentive spirometer
that kind of forces them to take deep breaths
because you don't want those lung alveoli to collapse
because that's a risk factor for pneumonia
that like leads to pneumonia.
If those alveoli, which are these little air bubbles
that you want to stay open and stay getting ventilated,
if they start collapsing, then like the fluid can get stuck in there.
Bacteria can get stuck in there, get its infected.
Just bodily fluid.
What fluid?
Yeah.
As you get older, the common thing will be saliva.
Like you call it aspiration.
Like if you're eating or if you're just like talking and you're, if you get
older, you don't regulate like you're swallowing as much, um, you can hear it
and you can aspirate.
Yeah.
So you like swallow a little bit of saliva or you're not swallow.
You, you aspirate.
It goes down your trachea into your lungs. And you don't have as strong a muscles
in your chest wall to cough it out to cough out that stuff.
Like we probably aspirate a lot or you're eating choke on
something or even saliva water goes down the wrong pipe. And we
cough it out. You're young and vigorous to get it out. You
probably don't get pneumonia but like an older person is more
sick, especially if they're in a nursing home or something
aspirate just a little bit that can, you know, kind of like simmer down there.
So coughing's legit, it helps you.
Coughing's legit, you wanna cough a lot,
don't be afraid to cough deeply.
Didn't you say during COVID you saw less smokers coming in
because they were coughing so much
that they were kind of expelling the germs?
There was something about that early on
where they were like, yeah, at least like,
smokers don't seem to be getting like bad COVID
because they're like smoking
and like coughing it out or something.
Like if they do get it, it's bad,
but they're resisting it better. Yeah, but it wasn't the top thing like coPD emphysema weren't
like the top ill patients we were seeing it was like it was high blood pressure overweight diabetes
that's what you're overweight high blood pressure i'd be like those three things were the most
striking risk i always wonder about that because you you did you always tell me obesity is like
one of the number one it's yeah it's one of the biggest things for all things but especially
covid it was really bad like the only young people that I saw that got really sick
from COVID were like very overweight.
But is that because you're jacked
and you come from a jacked family?
Do you have any sort of bias?
No, I don't want to sit here
and say that I'm a COVID expert in any way.
Like my experiences were very anecdotal,
just in the trenches and like,
I was at a small country rural, like ER was wild.
And we should-
But that was my experience was that
the only young people that really had problems were very overweight or
Had high blood pressure both usually and then the older patients also had you know multiple medical problems
Can I help up your dad real quick? Oh, yeah, we're talking about legend
Yeah, I love my dad so much dad was the fullback at USC for two Heisman winning running backs
Yes, one of who is OJ. And the other one's Mike Garrett.
And Mike Garrett, yeah.
Dude, your dad put up a post for Mike Garrett
the other day.
Oh, it was so funny.
It was a text between them.
Yes, they're still friends.
That was awesome, man.
So yeah, my dad, he's a legend.
I love him so much.
He grew up here in LA in Crescent Valley.
Went to Crescent Valley as the first high school class.
So he was a freshman sophomore playing on varsity
against other schools like Hoover
and all these other established schools, their seniors.
McKay came to one of his games to watch the guy at Muir,
like the opposing fullback.
My dad's playing single wing tailback,
just getting the ball, just getting crushed
like every play, just getting dominated.
They lose like 40 to seven or something.
And my dad, he tells a story where he's sitting in the locker room feeling terrible.
And John McKay, the coach of USC comes into the locker room and just walks up to him and says,
I just wanted to shake your hand because I couldn't believe you kept getting up
after just getting crushed and sacked every play. My dad was like, whoa, you know.
And so then he ended up getting recruited to go to USC. They moved him.
He's a tall guy. He's like 6'4", faster than me, like ran like a 4'5", you know, just just a beast and they moved him to fullback to block for Mike Garrett who was there like established Heisman winners
They won the national championship when he was fullback blocking for Garrett
Then my dad's junior year kind of famously talks about he was the leading running back
It was in between Garrett and OJ and so he's in like the playbook you like see the historic leading
rushing leaders that you have seen is like Mike Garrett Mike Garrett Mike Garrett Michael OJ Simpson
And and they fought for OJ and he loved OJ they were great friends
Like he said he was a really nice guy very sweet like very humble came from I think with Pasadena City College
I think I want to say for that up
So then you know, then it all happened like 10 years 20 years down the line
My dad did say he became a lawyer after he played so yeah
He went to USC then got drafted by the Bears and blocked for Gale Sayers as they were fullback. So he was with like Brian Piccolo and Buckkiss and that whole like
Brian song, classic Chicago team. And then went to the skins or Washington, went to the Super Bowl
with them, and then became a lawyer. And then he, when he was practicing law kind of first out,
like met OJ again. And he said, yeah, he seemed things were different, you know, and so he doesn't
really comment on like whether he did it or didn't do it.
And he always said it when they were friends and when they were playing
together, he was a good guy and they, you know, he had a great experience.
But yeah, my dad has some interesting stories just from his life playing
football and practicing law and Buccus.
Oh yeah, he brought it up.
That's so nice.
Yeah.
He said, that's a funny thing is how football has changed.
You know, back then, the guys who played football
were just like the toughest dudes.
The meanest toughest dudes, you know?
Yeah, it's run heavy.
Like nowadays it's like professional athletes
are these amazing athletes, these superhuman athletes
that like the team kind of protects.
You know, my dad's, he was drafted first round out of USC.
He was their first round pick to go to the Bears.
And you think nowadays you kind of like protect
your first round pick.
They put my dad in hitting drills with dick Buccus like they want
the perennial middle linebacker for
Chicago's was like the me I've talked to your dad about it a little bit
He was just a piece the meanest guy was so mean you so tough, you know, it was just a different breed. I feel like
Dude, it's yeah, like so my dad's this like 22 year old coming out of like SoCal
He's like one of the only guys wearing like a mouthpiece and he's like drinking orange juice after practice and he goes to the Chicago Bears
Like monsters in the midway. They're like smoking
Drinking beer and they put my dad in hitting drills with buckets just one-on-one like Oklahoma drills like there's no function
There's no purpose like it's just like let's just like toughen you up
Yeah, it's tough and then they called it and they called him like surfer boy
They were like a little like surfer boy.
They were like, well, California surfer boy.
My dad's like, I'm from Glendale.
Like I'm from Fresno Valley, like I don't even surf.
So it was an interesting experience for him.
And he says all those experiences,
just getting, getting not big beat up,
but getting put through really tough things.
He's definitely part of like that stoic philosophy,
that like the challenge that's put in front of, that the challenge that's put in front of you
and the hardships that are put in front of you
really make you stronger
and give you meaning to the life you're living.
And without that, you don't really grow.
So he talks about perseverance.
And a very nice guy.
Yeah, and also a very nice guy.
He's awesome.
And your mom's awesome too.
But anyway, yeah.
She makes sure all those good nutter butters.
Growing up as a kid on the playground,
you would win the conversation,
my dad can beat up your dad.
If anyone was like, you know, kids always say that,
my dad can beat up your dad, you would win that.
But it's funny, my dad's kind of a gentle soul, you know?
He's very kind.
Even he just turned 80, thank God.
And he's got more energy than me in some ways,
just his youth and vigor for life.
And that's the real trick for, I I think staying young or being healthy is just like
positivity all the stuff that you guys brought up like stoke, you know
And like it is it can be like a mental exercise of or a deliberate decision to I think it's okay to let yourself be sad
And let yourself, you know feel negative emotions
But I think you do have the ability to control your thoughts, you know
Speaking to the brain like your your pick like Marcus Aurelius right like the ability to control your thoughts, you know speaking to the brain like you're your pick
Like Marcus Aurelius, right like the ability to control your thoughts. Yeah, it's like what separates us from the beasts
It's what connects us to the divine. I think that was his quote
Yeah
I have to come at your pick hard real quick. Oh the lungs. The lungs. Are they not powered by a different body part?
I don't think I was gonna take it but but the diaphragm. Your lungs don't work without that.
I did, yeah, I mean I did bring that up. The lungs are interesting because they're not an active muscle.
You know, yeah, there's, they're
basically negative, they function on negative pressure and on, yeah, you pulling your diaphragm down, opening up your chest wall or your chest cavity.
So yeah, just wanted to body slam you there.
Yeah, doesn't work.
How the body slam you.
Yeah, yeah.
How, so if you-
Can't function without your lungs though.
How well do the lungs repair themselves?
Let's say you-
They're fragile.
Let's say you've been vaping for the better part of five
years in your thirties.
Age 20.
I mean, it's not great to smoke. I think vaping,
the vitamin E thing, I think, was the, we were seeing a lot of that vape lung, like vapes associated with pulmonary edema,
and it was the vitamin E oils that was causing these like fat depositions in the lungs.
I don't know if that's so much of a problem anymore.
But they can sort of repair, like they say if you quit smoking, if you don't smoke for like 10 to 15 year effort the timeline like your lungs are
basically your risk is kind of back to normal but if you smoke long enough and
you do enough damage the lungs don't necessarily repair yeah you get like
an ozema and COPD and it's fairly debilitating because like you just run
out of space that your body can oxygenate and so you need to wear your
brain makes you want to hit that yeah have Yeah. The brain betrays you, dude. It's thinking about it right now? Have you seen anyone come in sick from being too healthy?
I mean, you could argue that with like-
Stress induced.
You could argue, yeah, like certain, like Rabdo, right?
Like if you work out too much, like if you push it too hard,
like yeah, there is a line that you can cross
where you maybe cause your body too much damage.
Like if, we do see that sometimes, you even someone,
you typically had someone who maybe wasn't working out as hard
and just did like a sudden significant exertion.
And so their body didn't have time to like work up
to that point.
Yeah.
But you'll still see it.
Yeah. And that can, you know,
you basically work out so intensely,
your muscles start breaking down.
Myoglobin, the muscle tissue gets released in the bloodstream
that myoglobin clogs up your kidneys.
So you come in with like Coca-Cola urine
or Coca-Cola colored urine,
and then your muscles really sore and it can cause like irreversible kidney damage.
That's for me going too hard maybe, you know.
I didn't get to that level, but I did do the MRF like four years ago where I hadn't really
trained enough for.
And so my muscles for like a week were just like...
The biceps, right?
The arms.
Yeah, they're just swollen and I felt sick. And I think I maybe, like it didn't get to the point
where it was like, it was affecting my kidneys,
I don't think.
But it did get to the breaking point where I'm like,
this is past the point of where it's benefiting me
and I'm just damaging my muscles.
And then after the marathon, I think it did,
like, you know, I did, it did lead to a point of overexertion where it's like, you know, if
I don't take it easy for at least a week, then I could put my health, it felt like I
could put my health at risk.
Yeah.
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Okay, I mean this pic, you know,
all the guys in here, you know, you guys love
this thing. It, you know, it gives life, you know, it's, it's, it's, we enter through it
into the world.
Jake already wrote it down.
Yeah. Yeah. We, we enter through it into the world and it also, you know, grips onto our
hogs in a beautiful way. It's just a beautiful thing to look at.
It's so complicated.
It's just, you know, it kind of gets me more fired up
than the boobies, I have to say.
It's the vagina.
Nice.
Good pick.
It's in my top 10.
Butthole's close.
I do love a nice butthole, but you know.
I'm surprised. Yeah, but when I see, when I see, when I unexpectedly see clam.
And sorry, just to clarify for competitive sake, do you also get the uterus?
If you get balls, then I don't get balls.
I do get balls.
No, I don't get balls.
I do not get the uterus then.
In my mind, yeah, I don't think you get uterus, but I think you could argue that the vagina
is more essential because hysterectomies are very common for multiple reasons and women not get the uterus then in my mind. Yeah, I don't think you get uterus but I think you could argue that the vagina is more essential because
Historectomies are very common for multiple reasons and women still live fulfilling lives and it's and it can actually lead to cancer like history like uterus
But it is it is essential for one part. Well, it's for the birth or for life itself. Yeah, you can't make life without the uterus
Yeah, exactly, but I think I think I on my list
I put vagina over uterus when I was ranking just like the important
Survival whatever we want to use our criteria
Do you think you're at all biased because you on some male level know you can still pound someone without a uterus?
But you can't pound someone without a vagina and when I say pound someone which was probably the wrong
Phrasing I mean have sex with someone whom you can feel
In a different. I mean, I feel oh, that someone whom You can pound someone without a vagina in a different I mean I feel a little
Oh that's true, but we're all good boys
Yeah, but also I think
None of us have had anal sex
Look at it from a female's point of view, right?
Like I think you ask a female, what would they
If they had to lose one
Would you rather lose your uterus or your vagina, I think
Let's call her
Across the board, I think
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Like, I mean
Let's call our moms and ask
Yeah
Now, do you know much about the anatomy of the vagina?
I mean, I know, I guess as much as I hopefully should know.
Yeah, I thought you said you'd be a professional.
I'm not gonna claim I'm an obigone.
Joe, what do you love about the vagina?
What do I not love, dude?
I love the variety, you know?
You could get beef currants,
you could get, you know, just kind of taut labia.
You know, it's a mystery, you know?
You're like, where's that clip? I don't know.
There's a bunch of different holes that you got the...
You got the... I guess there's just two.
You got the... You reach it.
Does he get the G-spot with the vagina?
I mean, dude, that's right in there.
Oh, that's the first time you got it.
That's in the...
Oh, that's the first time you got it. That's in the... Oh, yeah. You walked right into it.
That was a good one.
He's right in the canal there, dude.
He just freaking...
Ah, man.
You're like, babe, am I getting it?
Yeah, totally.
Um...
Yeah, dude, I think it's just like, you know, it's soft but durable.
You know, you talking about this or you
One one of you guys talked about, you know, is the oh you said it's like a catcher's mitt, you know
He was trying you can just yeah. Yeah, I mean it's remarkable what it can do
Right. I mean like getting a child through that
You know not to mention not to mention my hog
Yeah, I mean you can take my hog and a child.
Oh yeah.
It's a great pick.
Honestly, I gotta say, I think I'm not in my own list here, but Aaron won't hear it.
I think vaginas above penis.
It's more sensitive.
Yeah, I mean, our list is the most...
It's more stimulant for making life.
It's essential.
But you could argue that like the vagina doesn't have purpose without the penis.
Vice versa? No, I know but I'm saying
I think you could argue more vice versa that the penis doesn't have purpose without the vagina. I'm up right yeah back to back
I mean dude you gave them both to me
Ass!
What are we even talking about?
Dude I set him up
We set him up dude
This is pandering What do ass. You're pandering.
This is pandering.
What do you mean this is pandering?
His list is a dude list.
Yeah, I'm a dude.
And titrash are good.
This is no, completely performative.
Look dude, I'm wearing a flannel.
I am jealous.
Completely performative.
I understand ass the most. Dude, okay, but Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I think we give him glutes. We give him butthole rectum, anus. It is actually in my top 10.
It's in my top 10 because it is adaptive.
Like the human pelvis, the glutes allowed us to run,
to stand.
They're so important to human evolution.
They make us very unique compared to apes.
Like our glutes are so much more defined and strong.
Do you get stoked when you're doing squats
and you fucking put up it or a deadlift
and you rack that or a leg press in the gym? That's a good point. Do you not get stoked when you're doing squats and you fucking put up it or a deadlift and you rack that or a leg press?
That's a good point. Do you not get stoked?
And then also do you not get horny from it when you see a nice ass on either gender?
I think you can appreciate I appreciate a hockey players ass. Yeah as much as I appreciate a fitness model
It's not even sexual. It's not even sexual. It's functional. Thank you. Yeah, it's strength is the new sex
I would say this is not a base. Oh well said
No, that's I mean it look it's where most the power comes from in athletics. I think it's strength is the new sex. So I would say this is not a base said No, that's I mean look it's where most the power comes from in athletics
I think it's so important the glutes are are vital for strength and for power
It was in my top ten Thomas badass dad
It's he doesn't have a good ass is not the fullback that he is
But also he also he has to have heart and brain and see ya you don't get the legs though with ass
It's like you're just talking about ass. Yeah, right? Yeah, no, no, no hammies
Yeah, I mean, we're you know, that's those are still on so I'm obviously clear in a way in the first place right now this draft
players are caked up so
with the third pick eyes
To the soul they're beautiful also, they're attractive, you know, it fits on my pervert perverted list because I said in the beginning
I'm in full pervert mode today and
honestly, dude
If you're gonna lose something just as far as like your senses go, so we're talking sensory here. Yes, I
Think take my other body part take take my toes take my ears. Let me keep my eyes, bro
Let me keep my eyes
No, no, yeah, yeah, I agree with you. Yeah out of nose ears. Yeah true. I
Think I think as far as a you you've been talking about, you know functional as far as quality of life
But I lose my eyes man, and you know, I know it's like, you know
You have daredevil and other senses can pick up and you know blind people I guess I was gonna bring up daredevil. Yeah
But
Yeah, man, it'd be really tough if you lose both of these guys. Yeah. Yeah, totally
I mean it feels like the one that would impact your day to day the most
And they're so pretty to look at. Yep. When someone has pretty I mean they are the window into the soul
We can tell a lot about how someone's doing moment to moment by what their eyes are doing.
Totally.
75% of information.
It's how we communicate most with our best friends, dogs.
They have the very perceptive eyes.
They genetically developed more eyes that we perceive as cute, a little bit wider apart
to communicate better with us and prolong their lives.
So it was perhaps our most viable genetic development over millennia.
And they're one of the most delicate organs, like in ophthalmology, just
speaking in the medical fields is like one of the most competitive, one of the
most nuanced fields because it's just so specialized and delicate, even within
ophthalmology, you'll then specialize into like retina, be like a retina
specialist or cataracts or ocular plastics. Also it's Also, it's like this organ is so small, you know.
You know, for what's badass is it's the quickest healing body part, if I'm not mistaken.
Is that true? The eye heals the quickest.
It does heal very quickly. Like the mouth epithelial tissue.
Yeah. Eyes versus mouth.
I was just going to say the lining of your mouth heals so quickly
because of the turnover with like chewing and things like that. I don't know eyes versus mouth in
terms of the timeline on the healing, because sometimes you
can get bad scarring in the eye that like doesn't heal well.
Whereas the mouth like you won't necessarily get that like you
can get cataracts if you have like a bad eye injury, due to
scarring of the lens or things like that. But it does heal very
quickly if you get an abrasion in the eye, corneal abrasion, we
see that a lot in the ER. It does get better within like a day or two. It's like it's pretty quick
and that's about the same as the mouth. At what age do the eyes start to go on most people or is it all?
I think it depends. It can be genetic. Yeah, it can be genetic.
I feel like you start needing glasses like you get into your like mid to late 30s, 40s.
You might need reading glasses or something or 50s. It depends also like your shy strain. Things can affect that.
Also macular degeneration depending on either genetics or sunlight exposure can affect your
Vision I have surfers. I know oh really yeah, I kind of scarring like on this a little like on the outside of my
My eyes are so sensitive. Oh your eyes are beautiful. No, thank you
Thank you, I who's up me back to Chad. All right, this is...
I'll vagina one, round two.
Yeah, there we go.
That's...
Damn, I got the least amount of votes on the line.
Jeez.
Whatever.
You know, I gotta go with the biggest organ in the body.
Yeah, nice.
The thing that you brought.
Smart.
Almost was gonna take it.
This is my next pick.
This has got a good lift.
Yeah, this is gonna be my next pick.
This is cruce to stoke. This is cruise
To you know, it's it's something we all look at the most. It's it's a
You could say, you know, there's an entire industry behind it taking care of it
It's the skin yeah,, it's vital organ.
Can't live without it.
Vital organ.
It's in my top five.
It encapsulates the whole human body.
It's, you know, it's like a sponge too.
You can tan it.
It's, you get vitamin D from it.
You can put lotion on it.
And if your skin's not,
if your skin's not doing well, you're not doing well.
If you got a rash, if you got eczema,
if you got acne, you're bummed.
What's up?
It stresses you out.
And it can be like a canary in the coal mine
of underlying stress that you may be having, you know?
Exactly, yeah.
You get stressed out from your skin being bad
and then your skin gets worse
because you're stressed out.
Cortisol levels make eczema flares worse.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's a good indicator of your mental condition,
like if you have like a breakout or something.
You can't say that like universally,
but like I think, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You usually will get like breakouts more common
than when you're stressed.
And you see like on first dates,
like in high school it's always common.
Like they both show up with like a little pimple
on their face, you know.
Oh yeah.
And like, yeah, eczema can definitely be triggered
by cortisol flares.
Those are like auto autoimmune.
And you can you can see in the skin, like it is a good indicator of health.
If if if it's a if you have low inflammation, if you're tired, you get tired.
Which you rock in the shade.
Heavy drinkers can have kind of bad skin.
But you see more wrinkles or you see, yeah, the skin is like a good barometer
of underlying health. That's why the culture like in you know in Western culture, especially like Korean culture like very high beauty standards all about the skin
Yeah, it's like it's a huge industry
playing defense against your pick
Skin is an organ that's responsible for a lot of hate in our in our world
I would say it's something that drives humanity apart, you know. Maybe it's something that's within another human's heart,
but I'm saying on surface level,
it could be interpreted a certain way.
You only like one shade of skin, is what I'm saying.
You're right.
He likes bronze.
But to counter, when we're observing the T or the A,
what are we really observing?
Chad, this is a fantastic, fantastic point.
I mean, it is like,
seeing the human body without skin on
is like, is somewhat horrifying, right?
Not exactly. Skeletons, like,
yeah, you go to the body world,
it's like so fascinating
because we're not meant to really see that.
Yeah.
When you know the dong or the vagina,
you know, you're admiring the skin around there.
You have a very good list.
Brain, vagina, and skin.
It's a good list.
You think almost with those three things put together,
you'd have a suitable partner.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah.
That's an interesting way of looking at building a list.
Have you built like a human?
I'm describing my fiance right now.
She's got a good brain.
She's got, you know, I'm not gonna get into details there
because it's a private.
Yeah, I went to, maybe I went to.
She's got good skin.
But you're doing like the kind of the powerhouse.
Yeah, I'm doing the ER point of view.
But I think, yeah, just to last to cap off Chad's list,
skin is so essential, it can't be replaced.
I spent time on burn units in med school
and in Resin State, a whole month in the burn unit.
And yeah, you realize how important your skin is.
And if you even lose like 10, 15, 20%,
how like debilitating it can be to your body
and your mortality goes up very high
once you get above like certain, like 15, 20%,
or certain body surface area burns.
Skin grafts You know
There's new technology on try to grow skin because it is so critical and it's so you only have a limited supply on your body
And look at Darth Vader. Yeah. Yeah, he knew the whole he knew his own skin and it made him a negative guy
Like was he still as human? He lost a lot of his skin lost part. What makes you human, right?
What is your make us human skin grafting still still so obvious? How come we haven't found,
what's the technology that's holding it back?
I don't know, maybe, yeah, maybe we don't have a,
we are starting to do these, like,
I remember when I was on burns,
you'd get like a skin culture graph
from a victim or patient, a burn victim or patient,
and you'd send it off to,
I feel like somewhere on the East Coast, maybe CDC,
I forget where it was and they could grow it.
Like there are some technologies
where you can grow more skin tissue versus just having to harvest it from other parts your body because you only have certain amounts or
That you can take you know from like a skin graph
You can usually if you have like a burn here you take from the thigh or an area that's more concealed because you're basically left
With like a second degree burn scar when you do take the skin from a certain spot
And yeah, why you know have you figured out a better way for it to heal without as much scarring?
I think that just speaks to its its nuance into its complexities that we haven't found a way to like easily replace it or
Matches right. It's always like a different color to it. Yeah
Yeah, the pores and everything and your pores sweating like in using scarring areas. You don't sweat so you can get like
Disregulated in terms of your homeostasis on temperature
Yeah, all right, you're up dude.
Oh me, okay.
Are we going five or four?
Let's do five, can we?
Yeah, let's do five.
If we have time, I don't know, we're going in.
I think we're fired up.
I'm just so excited to be here.
We can move faster.
We'll go faster.
We'll go faster.
We can put art on it.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Skin is the canvas.
That's a good point.
Okay, so eyes are gone, skin's gone.
Yeah, I can't go too far down my list.
I gotta stick to my list.
All right, my number three.
It's also, I think, one of the most fascinating organs
and it's a vital organ.
It helps regulate, it helps metabolize,
it helps detoxify, it can regenerate.
You cannot live without it.
It's one of the most debilitating disease when you get it.
It's the liver.
And it's dank to eat.
It's super nutritious.
You're a big liver guy. I'm a liver guy, after you. I mean, you got into the liver, liver king. I started eating, it's super nutritious. You're a big liver guy.
I'm a liver guy, after you.
I mean, you got into the liver,
liver king, I started eating liver,
the liver crisps.
After LK, dude?
Yeah, dude.
So yeah, I wrote down, I mean, it filters,
it detoxifies, it stores with glucose.
You store your fat soluble vitamins there.
ADNK has dual blood supply, you get the portal vein,
bringing blood in.
It's just, it's fascinating.
I love the liver.
I think it's really speaks to its importance
when you see liver failure patients come in
and just how much it affects their body,
like your skin, you get jaundiced, your protein.
I mean, it affects like your protein supply
and metabolism in your body.
As for your muscle tissue, for your skin,
for keeping just fluid inside your blood vessels.
Your liver makes the protein albumin
that is an osmotic that pulls water,
keeps in your vessels, and so when you lose that,
the water just leaks out, so you get ascites,
you just get like these swollen big bellies.
And it also makes your clotting factors,
so if you have liver disease, you can't clot as well.
So it's like, that's one of the organs that,
it's so critical.
You gotta have it, don't want it to fail,
take care of it, don't drink too much, guys.
Stokers have fun
But just protect that liver
Well, you can see it. You can see it like one of my one of my past pics from the rock
draft
Lead singer Derek Wibley, Sum 41
He had liver failure. I believe he looked you know, he went from
Cool looking punk rocker
to just looking like trash.
It knocks you out.
Yeah, if you were talking about like cosmetic
or aesthetic appeal, the liver's huge.
If you have a good liver, you're gonna look better.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's great.
You eat animals, they give you a hunt.
Like the liver's like a delicacy, right?
Yeah.
I mean, I wanna talk about our first pick, the heart,
also another considered delicacy.
Yeah.
So it's like, if we're talking hunting, cooking,
like these are critical organs.
Can you replace a liver?
You can, liver transplant's a huge field.
Transplant medicine, whether it's like kidneys, liver,
all that stuff, sorry, didn't mean to burn pick,
but it's a vital organ, so if it does fail,
it is one of the most important things
that you wanna get on the transplant list for,
and it's very tough, you know,
there's not a ton of livers that are compatible that are out there, and so if you can fail, it is one of the most important things that you wanna get on the transplant list for. And it's very tough, you know, there's not a ton of livers
that are compatible, they're out there.
And so if you can get a liver transplant, it's huge,
it changes your life.
And that just, I guess, speaks to its importance.
Because we don't have any other way to replace it
other than with another liver.
If it fails, then you fail.
You can't live without it.
It's so strange to me to eat it where it's like,
it processes all like the
Toxins that we put in our body correct, but then I guess then we shoot those toxins out through waste. Yeah
So it's not like this is in there. No, it's not like storing toxin per se it detoxifies. Okay, like a healthy way
And i'm not like a hepatologist so I can't I can't speak to like the the actual nuanced breakdown of those toxins
but I mean, it's just so rich in like copper and
Iron and B vitamins and the fat soluble vitamins that you know
You hear about like stranded survivors on boats and on islands
They just catch fish and just eat the liver and it like that can just keep you going really
It's enough just to like sustain you. Yeah
You can even use it a byproduct of the liver is urine or no
Is that more the kidney?
Kidneys make urine
But bile like bilirubin like that stuff does come from the liver like you have the liver and kidneys work together
And when they both feel we call that hepato renal syndrome, it's very bad and you can get like and it's also connected to the heart, you know
They're closely tied together
All right
That's a great pick for my my first pick in my two picks, I'm going with the muscle most necessary for locomotion.
More so than the glutes, more so than the pecs.
I'm going with the quadriceps.
It's a good one.
The muscle, the quads here?
The quads.
If you don't have quads, you're in a wheelchair.
You can't walk, You can't move. If you want to run, jump, or if you want to do some load bearing shit, you need some strong
quads. Is it the biggest muscle? The femur is the biggest bone. Well, it's made of four muscles. So
that's quadriceps. But that's a good question. I mean, you ask bodybuilders and certain athletes,
like, are you more quad dominant?
Are you more glute dominant?
It would be interesting to hear anecdotally in that crowd what is more preferable, right?
Like, are you more functional when you're more quad dominant or more hamstring dominant?
I guess I'm a little biased because maybe I'm more posterior chain dominant that I think
that's slightly, I would maybe put hamstrings or posterior chain above quads.
But brother, how are you going gonna extend your knee without quads?
No, no, no, it's super important.
And it's a balance. You can't do this.
It's a balance.
You can't just have one being super stronger
than the other, because you get injury.
That movement right here.
I think you left the table.
I did, I left the table.
I think you left the lawn and the table here.
I mean, like, because the glutes
is what make us run and make us stand.
I was gonna say in favor,
and this might not even be related, but.
This guy took tits. JT's gone quite rogue. His tits are amazing. You know, when I- I was gonna say in favor and this might not even be related but
He's gone quite rogue. Yes are amazing. You know when I don't even like tits. I love them Yeah, go say shit like that when I had when I had I had injury from running
What saved me the squat?
Which you know, yeah, there's a lot of it is a quad dominant activity and yeah
So you could argue based on this token flopping stoke inducing
Exercises is the back squat. Maybe one of the best for raising stoke raising testosterone. Oh, yeah
Yeah, it's a little bit tougher, but it's such a great compound exercise
Yeah, heavy on it. I don't anymore know I never lighter in my front squat to activate the core and I go a little lighter
You know a lot of core activity on that. Yeah, I used to do front squats for the core too,
but it just, I realized I was,
you're working a lot of muscles
that I don't necessarily need to work on.
I think as you get older, you want athleticism functionality.
And so going lighter, medium weights on back squat,
front squat will get you more than just going super heavy.
Cause you want to save your back.
Like I said, you risk if you injure your back.
Spinal compression.
Yeah, it's going to linger for life.
Surgery is not a great option.
So, personally I-
Yeah, it's this interesting intersecting point
where you want to be moving,
but if you move too much, you're going to hurt yourself.
Right, or move too heavy, you want to be strong,
but you don't want to get injured.
But I like the pick quads, it's a good pick.
What did I leave on the table?
Well, I mean, there's other muscles in the lower half.
I want to give you a hint right now.
Give me a hint.
No, no, no, I can't.
I'm hoping it comes back to you.
No, no, you have another pick.
Dej has got another pick here, right?
All right, here we go.
Is this worth it?
Nipple?
I already have nipple.
He's already got it.
Part of the fucking team.
He's got alveolar, he's got areola.
He's got it all, man.
The tongue?
You wouldn't even know what to do with a set of tips that you saw.
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Let's get back to the show. All right with my next pick. I
am going to go with I
Kind of want to bend but I don't think that's okay you I was gonna say do we like take human body parts
I was gonna be like
What were you gonna say take another animal's body part. It's essential for its life
Like a fish or reptiles
Let me kill gills. It's kind of long
I'm not getting that crazy exactly take it
Like the camel hump
Dude, there's some good stuff if the camel hump yet store all that water. It's how they can do something the baked tree in
What is it bought the box tree and camel or whatever? Yeah
Yeah, there's some fire thing. Yeah, I'll be a good draft like like rare animal organs that do cool things that humans can't do
Yeah, I'd be sick, you know
Think about something like like snakes like venom like snakes
Venom would be a number one coolest adaptation getting into X-'s like getting into like X-Men. The scorpions. You know, scorpions.
Stinger tail.
Yeah, that'd be sick.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, poisonous or venomous animals, right?
You guys know the difference between that, by the way?
It's a good tox question.
Yeah.
Neurotoxin.
So venomous, venomous animals are like snakes
that have venom that like they're predators
and then poisonous are like prey animals
that have like tox, they're toxic to consume.
Like frogs.
Yeah, it's protective.
Yeah. So we learn about like toxicology. It's like you learn about venomous versus consume. Like frogs. Yeah, it's protective. Yeah.
Yeah, so we learn about like toxicology.
It's like you learn about venomous versus poisonous.
Do you see a lot of snakebugs where you are?
A decent amount, yeah, where I'm at in the Central Valley.
Rattlers?
Yeah, rattlesnakes is our main thing.
So you have like antidotes, CroFab or Anivip.
Does it hurt?
What's the-
Oh yeah, very painful.
That's like actually one of the markers
of like tracking the progression of the bite
is like how much pain are you in?
We track like circumferentiality of the wound, the the swelling as well as clotting factors and then pain and you just keep dosing with vials of the
Antivenom how how much does the antivenom hurt to get injected in you?
That doesn't hurt notes you do it IV like it's an intravenous just like dose. Is it is it?
the progress is
Rattlesnake venom is it a neurotoxin
or does it eat the?
No, it's a local, it's a coagulopathic toxin.
Yeah, so there's like, I think it's like, again,
I hope I'm not letting down my toxicology teachers,
but there's like the neurotoxin snakes,
like the mambas or like cobras,
someone's like that that affect your function.
They paralyze you, they paralyze your nervous system.
And then you have the, I want to say the viper family, which are the rattlesnakes that have
the local coagulopathic like toxin that causes bleeding, bruising, hemorrhage, tissue death.
Wow.
And how, yeah, I guess it depends where you get bit.
Correct, yeah.
If you get bit by an infected last week.
Yeah, so if you get bit like in the neck or the face. Right.
It's, let's say you get like,
so from the time you get bit to getting the antivenom,
how much time do you need?
Let's say you get bit in a serious spot.
Like the neck.
Yeah, that's tough.
I don't want to like speculate.
I mean, you have like,
you want to get antivenom for the local, you know,
tissue damage fairly quickly.
Cause like you're going to get you're gonna get the bleeding,
it messes with your coagulation cascade,
clotting factors, you'll get tissue death,
so you wanna get that in pretty quickly,
but it's a little more time sensitive
for the neurotoxin ones.
The elapids and then the, versus the chrodolids.
The elapids are like the mambas, the neurotoxin snakes,
coral snakes, stuff like that.
And then you have the rattlesnakes,
where it's the, I think those are called crotalids,
and that's like the local tissue toxin.
It's a little more time sensitive
for the neurotoxin snakes.
Yeah.
You can get within a few hours, right?
It's like you wanna get the anti-venom for rattlesnakes.
Neurotoxin, the neuro ones, the cobras,
like in white lotus, which you got bit by the cobra,
so you wanna get it pretty quickly.
Yeah.
Cause you get like stop breathing, yeah.
Yeah, that's wild.
JT's up.
Quads was a bad pick.
Yup.
Yeah.
Well why is ass a better pick than quads?
Cause ass is amazing.
I mean it's all subjective.
It's horny.
No honestly,
you're not even horny.
I mean are we looking at it from-
You're just unbelievably horny.
I'm horny.
You're not even horny.
I agree, you're more horny, but I'm horny
I mean a good set of quads objectively is very attractive, right?
I like it's up there with oh
Yeah, maybe even over tits like you know like
This is outrageous tits don't do anything I I love to do anything. They don't have much function
They don't function. They have a purpose feed children. That's it though day to day and then they get you horny day to day
What do tits do?
Through your day
What do they do physically what do you poper? They're you life source give you energy you're telling me you're doing stand-up
And you look in the front audience and you see a girl on a spaghetti top
You don't go I gotta have a good set tonight. You're telling me you don't say that
Some guys might see a girl in short shorts with
Subjective but so quads are part of the tits
Which one's better to like rest your head on take them now. Thank you very much. So the quads are so much
It's a genuine question. It's a genuine question. I'd say quads. I think quads too
Yeah, also, you know, you guys are very all of you are very edible and you guys all love the mother's bosom
It's where you want to be. I didn't breastfeed. Oh really?
Yeah, we are getting it. We are getting it from right. That's probably why I didn't press me. Oh really? That's why I want to start Joe
Alright way better than all right quads
Rabbit hole, I mean you can motorboat most of you
Sandy boobies
I put my face in butt dude
I put Marco motorboast
You guys drink coffee and raising
Marco motorboast dude
I put my face in butt
But what do we write about right? What is human history?
The Venus of Willendorf right?
What's the big defining feature of the most
The vagina
I love kids Pregnant lady big you know
it's like fertility goddess right if
you're 13 warrior famer more than
exactly they have to do the witch lady
thank if you're building your ideal
woman Cleopatra the do you give what do
you get her what do you get what do you
give her first big dump a brain or tits
tits tits or ass
Partner yeah, you want great ass hard, and I'm not pandering. I'm not wandering. I want smart
Yeah, there we go
We also think about like a relationship you have to have like intellectual dialogue
I mean also think about like a relationship you have to have like an elective dialogue
Also just went through a distance relationship so it's like that's all you have to talk Right here's the other thing just to counter your guys's counter if you're going to Coachella and you want the ideal, you know
Chick at Coachella you want to it's true
at Coachella you want tits? True. I don't know I want quads. Two guys who don't even have sex. I don't even go to Coachella. I've never had sex. I'm a virgin. Dude my list is a middle school
list but those are my formative years dude is, yeah, my list is terrible.
It's the purpose of life.
It's proof for multiplying.
It does cohere as a full list.
Dude, tips, hats, eyes is so good.
It's a sex robot.
If you want it to build something, yeah, you have to do it.
Somebody has a good question.
Would you rather have intercourse with someone
who has no tits or no quads?
Or wait, would you rather have someone?
Sorry, I added the sex.
But would you rather have someone that you're in a relationship with no tits or no quads. Or wait, would you rather have someone, sorry, I added the sex, but would you rather have someone
that you're in a relationship with no tits or no quads?
It's tough.
You know, you would love that person.
This would be a loving relationship.
Even in the way, we're not talking about that,
but just like, if you only could pick one.
Love him.
So.
For the purposes of my list.
It's so exciting.
His list is amazing.
It's amazing.
It's unbelievably sick, dude.
You don't have to be good at sex to enjoy that list, dude.
You can just jack it off and really enjoy that list.
This is a Hollywood list. This is an LA list, right?
Like if you ask people what's the most important thing in this industry, you're gonna have to pop a fuller.
As grandpa would ask our dad.
With my next pick, I'm gonna go with something that is essential in everyday life.
It is essential for speech.
It is essential for one of our primary functions, eating.
And it's oftentimes one of the quickest ways
that people go down.
I'm going with teeth.
Oh, teeth, wow.
That's a good one.
Thank you.
But you can live without them.
You can't live without them,
but people do get fake ones.
And you can get fake ones.
Yeah.
In a place where they're not vital.
But you're right, the importance to it.
Like it's so much part of our cosmetic,
our aesthetic appearance.
Yes.
People with bad teeth, it's so like,
you make it, it's very important for your identity,
like your image, self-consciousness.
There's also a major functionality to it.
People who can't chew typically
have quicker mortality.
Like once you get to the point where you're no longer chewing your food,
it's the first stage of digestion.
It's the first stage of breaking down your nutrients.
And they do find like a correlation with that.
So it's, I mean, it's an interesting pick.
I don't know if I would have picked teeth, but I don't know if I would have picked it either.
It's an interesting one.
It's so much around your day to day life.
It's probably the part of the body that we are most,
along with the skin, the one that we are committed to
most often taking care of and maintaining.
Yeah, you're keeping it, yeah, correct.
It's a sign of health.
It's a great sign of health, right?
Great sign of health.
And it's one of the first places you start to really see
your aging is in your teeth too.
As you get older and there's so many indicators of just the decay.
Oh man.
Yeah, true.
And yeah.
All right.
Well, we know what you're picking.
Do you?
Yes, brother.
What I'm picking?
Yeah, I think I know.
I guess.
Or what do you think I'm picking?
Kidneys.
Oh, wow.
I actually wasn't.
That's what I thought.
I think it's a good pick.
Let me look at my list real quick of what I have ready. You thought I was leaving on
No, no, I just feel like if I pick kidneys, it's such a boring list because it's like I mean, they're all vital organs
Kidneys. Yeah, we want to kind of want to pick and to be fair. I
Have kidneys I don't want to burn a pic
but I have kidneys lower on my list because there are vital organ that are
Fascinating in the way that they operate, but you can live without them.
There's dialysis technically, which if your kidneys fail, you're still functioning.
You just have to go through that process every few days and it's very cumbersome and it adds
a lot of burden to your life.
But do you just undercut whoever is going to pick them?
That was cool.
You just Sylvester Stallone kidneys.
No, no, no.
Well, I might still pick them because they are critical. I led you into it. That was cool. You just Sylvester Stallone kidneys
There's a whole industry on maintaining that kidneys just got torched I took teeth no I
Was I was gonna take something more we subtle
Do we get we got one more pick okay, I'll take
I'll take it no no no take your pick no no I'll take kidneys. No, I'll take kidneys. No, you get two more picks. Oh, you're taking it? I'll take kidneys. No, no, no, no, take your pick.
No, no, I'll take it
because I think I can get my pick that I wanted after that.
He's got a great list.
It is a vital organ.
And you want kidneys?
I'm a strider, it hates your list.
But you got a hated list.
I want kidneys.
Honestly, I'm taking it on my qualities.
You couldn't fuck any body part that you have on your list.
No, but I'm thinking selfishly,
like what do I want functioning and in good health?
Like if, I guess my list is saying,
assuming I have everything, we all have everything,
what of these organs do I want to be the best?
Like that's in my mind right now that I'm drafting.
It's not that you don't have the other stuff, right?
Like Chad's list, brain, vagina, skin,
like doesn't mean that he doesn't have lungs
or heart or those things,
but those are things he's prioritizing.
So my list doesn't mean that you can't,
what, you just have a brain, a vagina, and skin?
That's just like, what is that? That's like a sex doll with a brain or something.
That sounds cool.
Which maybe that's what Chad wants.
You're building up a human from like the core components.
I'm building up to the core components.
I'm also thinking about what I want to be
in the best state of health in my ideal body,
whether it's for me or partner or someone else.
And so heart, lungs, liver, kidney,
to me it's a no brainer.
Like kidney is the best.
I was gonna maybe pick something more nuanced,
but the kidneys are fascinating.
The way they filter, detoxify,
they're this small little organ.
That's where your electrolytes get regular.
You have two of them, you can live off one.
Yeah, your electrolytes.
I think I'm gonna argue that I get adrenals with them,
because they sit right on top of it.
Whoa, we're gonna have to think about that.
So I'm gonna argue that I get the kidney adrenal connection.
No, Tom, you're not getting adrenal, dude, that's crazy. I think so, they work together. They getting adrenal I think they they work together their separate orders
They were separate or adrenal glands sit right on top of the kidney a lot of times you transplant them together
They give you to my vagina. I'm sorry. Well good there
They're very different. They're very different like you you need both of them to work together for them to
Function in terms of your kidney as a pick that it well
No, I think it adds the fact
that the adrenal glands sit right on the kidneys
and they're so closely tied.
It's such an important organ for your detox.
And everything in the body is synergistic.
Your filtration, detoxification,
as well as endocrine, hormone regulation, blood pressure.
I mean, nephrologists, it's a huge field.
We'll have to leave it up to Aaron
and we'll specify to him that it's up to him
if he also gets adrenal.
I'm gonna say kidneys slash adrenals.
We're not writing that down, but we're gonna see if Aaron,
I think Aaron's gonna ask.
Write it down, Jake, write it down, Jake.
Kidneys slash adrenals.
And a lot of the people listening are wondering.
Kidneys slash adrenals.
It's big if Jake writes it down or not,
because that's what Aaron reads
and it will affect his opinion.
Also, you can like eat kidneys,
like you get like little kidneys.
Don't do it, Jake.
In like certain delicacies and certain diets.
Please write kidneys slash adrenals, Jake, please.
Aaron's not gonna know that the adrenals
are so closely tied to the kidneys, please.
He might have to write it down,
because we can't have...
Look, look, look.
See, they show the kidney when you type in adrenal gland.
I think that speaks to...
That's huge.
Where?
You can touch...
It would show balls.
Yeah, of course.
That's why I think you'd get balls.
And you type in vagina, it's not gonna show the uterus necessarily.
I don't think I get balls.
Because you have like a...
You have a difference in geography on those, but they're right next to each other.
They're literally like buttoned up. It's really interesting. It's good to each other. They're literally like, buttoned up.
It's really interesting.
It's good to think about.
They're literally sitting on one, you know?
So they're right here now.
Please, yes.
So can you have kidney failure without failure of the adrenal?
Yes.
No, they're separate organs to be very clear.
That's tough.
You shouldn't have said that.
You shouldn't have said that.
Well, I'm being honest.
I'm being transparent.
You shouldn't have said that.
But I think it's such a- You messed up.
You could have used your esoteric knowledge to dominate it. I don't want to do that to you shouldn't have said but like it's such a you messed up
You could have used your companion. It's a dominant. I want to do that
You're a real guy though. That's what I love. All right, you're real always
Hit that's part of the Hippocratic. I well I cuz I kind of burned the pit kidneys
But I think if you bring in that whole system together for me, it's a clear number four pit
Can we talk about your horniness for a bit my horn horniness? Yeah. I'm not horny at all. Because you were not horny for a while. You were like these two.
I'm still not horny. Whoa. Dude. This is so wild. Wow. Dude, this is wild. You had like
a tenor. I agree on bad at sex but I like it. Look at these non-horny faces they're
making. Dude, that's all I think about bro. Dude, I'm so horny. Yeah. But why did you take a sabbatical from dating?
A sabbatical from dating.
Well, I think I, honestly, I'll be honest.
I think I'm sensitive and I think I get anxiety.
And I think I went, I had two relationships in college
that were very stressful.
They were tough.
You know, like I went to college as naive,
hadn't really dated.
I was a virgin.
I hadn't really had experiences.
I'm still a virgin.
Nice.
And yeah. And I got my heart broken in some ways
and then I was like, oh, this sucked, you know?
And then end of college, I was in another restroom
and then I kind of was the one where I can be a broker
and then I was like, well, that sucks even more, you know?
And you just realize seeing it from both sides
how impactful relationships can be.
And so I think I got a little like just scared and detached
where I was like, ah, just like dating,
it seems messy and intense,
which is probably like a cowardly view
of just like detaching from it.
But it helped me focus.
Yeah, that was when we were like back home
living together in Orange County.
And I had some of my best memories.
We were living the dream.
You were so funny, man, because you're so hot.
We were all living at home.
And you're successful.
We saw Spring Breakers.
We saw Spring Breakers together.
Like we get in and out at midnight, watch movies.
One time we were leaving Dave and Buster's
and you hid right on the freeway on-road.
And you came running at me and Strider in a car
with a fake gun.
And we mean it, literally thought. You're being carjackedider in a car with a fake gun. And we literally thought.
You're being car jack.
We literally thought we were getting.
I was like, Joe, yeah, I got a Joe's car.
If you would have seen me in Strider's days,
we were like, whoa.
Yeah, this is stuff that guys do
when they don't have girlfriends, you know?
And they're not having sex.
You had one beautiful moment.
I think we were like 26.
And we went to a Rando's New Year's Eve party
in Lola, Marmont.
And it was getting towards midnight.
And I was like hankering for a kiss.
I was like running around just trying to make contact with anybody. Was not
working. And then so you were just chilling at the bar the whole time. I finally resigned
myself to the fact like it's not happening tonight. It's just not your night. And then
you and me are standing there and I have all this like worked up energy where I'm like,
God, what a failure. And then you just looked at me and you go, there's nowhere I'd rather
be in the world right now than right here with you, brother. And I was like, oh my god, it was really I feel that way right now
Every new year's a lot we would just stare at each other every New Year's I text you guys
Because that was that one night when we were at who's this
My parents had that crazy party
We're looking around and we all realized we didn't
have anyone to kiss so we just sort of just locked eyes and we're like happy new year.
We looked at each other across our room just.
Yeah, we're just like yeah.
And then now we do it now and that's a tradition.
Yeah, so I think there is a lot you can learn by being alone and just like, yeah, don't
rush into dating or feel like you have to date or have pressure for all the stokers
out there.
Abstinence, I think, can teach you a lot and being alone can help you work on yourself.
Transcendence.
But then, yeah, I think when you find time
or you get to a place where you feel like you can date,
I think it is really important.
I think, you know, now I'm in my mid-30s
and I've tried, I've just got out of a relationship,
I've been dating more.
You're horny now.
Yeah, you realize that that's part of human nature.
You wanna have a mate and you wanna connect
and you learn so much through that too.
Like going through a relationship,
it holds up a mirror to you and you see your blind spots you see
Values and other people realize, you know
Yeah, no, it's important. It's really important
Yeah
you know it's fun to be gonna being alone and how important that can be and
Like the time I miss now now that I have a fiance and I have kids and I'm busier
The times I miss aren't being single or partying or anything like that
It's when I lived in New York and I was totally by myself and I had no responsibilities
And I would just read books all day and watch movies and yeah, I just got really comfortable with myself
I got to like I felt no
External like need to be someone to anyone and so I just like really was like I would laugh just by myself
Just hanging out. I'd have a thought of like that's a funny thought and like I still do that you get in conversation with yourself
And as you get older and you get more responsibilities, which are the best it gives meaning to your life
It's the next stage of life. Yes, and you have to do it
You have to do it to become a man
It's funny that I do now miss this lonely period of my life because there's actually a lot of fun in the loneliness
Yeah, you learn a lot like you learn how to be comfortable with yourself. It's interesting. You have to like meet yourself
Yeah, you have to meet yourself know yourself understand who you yourself. It's interesting. You have to like meet yourself dialogue
Yeah, you have to meet yourself know yourself understand who you are. It's just you can't I think you just can't
extremes
Yeah, you just want to become too isolated and too reclusive and I think I had to deal with that a little bit like where
I got too comfortable being alone. I was too like socially awkward or anxious and so
It's also courage then get going back out there and yeah going up to a girl and say I mean that's kind of lost in
Our culture now with like dating apps and internet
It's like kind of hard like I don't know if you our culture now with like dating apps and internet. It's like, kind of hard. Like,
I don't know if you see it now with younger generations too as common just to
like approach someone that you find attractive and talk to them.
No, no. It's if you do that in Los Angeles, it's like, they'll send them,
like call the police, you know, because it takes conditioning.
Yeah. You have to be used to it. So people don't hit on people enough.
So when it does happen now, it's like a, it's, it's more disturbing.
It's like, what are you doing?
Right.
Yeah.
All right, Chad, you're up.
Man, this is tough.
You know, there's one thing that's on the,
I hope people don't pick,
but I think I'm gonna save for fifth.
It ain't coming back to you.
I mean, come on, bro.
Dude, that's nice.
I mean I guess it's still on the board.
I couldn't take it but what do you guys.
I mean.
Yeah what do you.
I mean.
This thing.
I mean I'm going to go with it you know because this ties in.
This ties into boning.
It ties into one of our senses.
You can do drugs with it.
It's also pretty crerish for breathing.
It's the nose. Oh, why the nose?
Oh, you got this.
Wow, you would, ah, interesting, okay.
It's a good, it's tight in the breathing.
No one's thought about it.
That's the thing though, you can't.
No one's thought about it.
If you watch Fallout, like Walton Goggins' character,
he's got no nose. He's still pretty badass
It's a better pick, but it's sort of horrifying right if you see someone without a nose. It's kind of jarring
You know it does someone without a nose. Well. Yeah, I mean you get burns
You can have surgery like Walton Goggins character on dead fallout
Do you remember Jackson?
creepy remember his nose
Does that speak to its importance that it is so tied to facial recognition eyes nose lip like that that whole structure
Is so tied to our recognition and it's most important for breathing, you know, just a Voldemort
It's kind of like yeah, Voldemort is hideous if you don't have a nose, right? I guess yeah
And then I started I started mouth taping again when I sleep. I'm not a do you not take super important for jaw structure?
Yeah, humidification of the air that goes in it's
Do you mouth tape? It's super important for jaw structure,
humidification of the air that goes in, oxygenation.
You can't change your jaw structure post adulthood, can you?
No, you can.
I think, yeah, I mean, you hear about now
with the giga chat and the whole movement,
like, mewing and all that stuff.
It's kind of a joke, but that stuff does work.
You can restructure your face.
With mouth breathing, with decreased chewing in our diet,
we see a lot of that depressed-
The recession.
The recession of the chin and the jaw line.
And you see a lot of people needing surgery.
Like you talk to OMFS doctors, you know,
it's a common thing.
And so you can restructure that with,
focusing on nasal breathing,
focusing on whether it's jaw exercises
or eating more rigid food.
The way our diets changed, that is important.
So the nose is a good one.
I had that on my list.
It wasn't this high, but it was close.
Yeah, I mean too, it's, yeah,
mouth taping has changed my sleep because,
that's probably my biggest thing is sleep that I'm working on.
And I would get like seven or eight hours
and I'd be like, all right, I got seven hours.
But then I'd be like, your quality was terrible.
I'd be like, fuck.
And then I started mouth taping and it's like,
I would get, even if I got like six,
it would be like, well, you got a ton of deep and you get deeper sleep
Whatever reason breathing through the nose is is is super important
Smelling things smell food
You get olfactory you get
Smell that one of most potent things for memories
Yeah, exactly you smell perfume that can be one of the most potent things for memories. Yeah, that's true. It's a good use. Yeah, exactly.
Or you smell a perfume that reminds you of someone.
Yeah.
Also, taste is linked, so maybe you get the taste.
Yeah, you basically get taste.
COVID kind of messed it up.
A lot of people that lost smell had everything
tasted salty for whatever reason.
It was important.
It's a big part of romance, too.
I think it's, like, you're not going to like someone if you
don't like the way they smell.
It's huge.
You have pheromones.
Yeah, it's huge.
Talking about pheromones, right?
And just like body compatibility, people are gonna smell better that are more compatible
or they're gonna smell better to each other.
Defense mechanism in society of the fact that waste matter or vomit in ancient societies
like you smell it, it's bad.
Your brain interprets it as bad.
Saves your life.
Yeah.
Like think about the things that smell foul or things that you generally don't want to
consume or be around.
And it's like, it's adaptive.
So our nose, it's one of our weaker senses, right?
Compared to like dogs and other species.
So if we're talking about human organs,
the nose isn't that strong.
I mean, it's, but it is important,
but it's not as important to us.
The eyes are more important, but I think you have eyes already.
So.
Horned dog here has eyes.
He has eyes.
Yeah, that's right.
I'm horny and stuff, I'm good at sex and stuff.
Yeah, it's super important.
They actually seem to me, like we were talking about Carol
Hooven and like evolutionary biology, there's a great study
where they had males wear t-shirts and like sweating them,
no cologne, no deodorant.
And then they put those t-shirts into like Tupperware boxes
and then they had females then smell them blindfolded.
And then they would rank the ones that smelled the best.
And there was a correlation between like the most stereotypically high testosterone
attractive males and the ones that smelled the best in terms of the sweat
and the pheromones for females. It's interesting. Yeah. Yeah smell it's a
it smells huge. If we had dog level smelling power,
in what ways would that improve our life?
That's a good question.
I think maybe you'd be more attuned to like health thing.
I mean, you'd, you'd smell, you know, smoke better.
Like you'd be able to regulate your environment better.
Dogs can smell illness, right?
Or is that more just like wishy-washy pseudo shit?
No, I don't know.
I can't speak to that.
I have heard of that, and that may be true.
Can dogs cure cancer?
Well, with kindness, I mean, they say that happiness,
happiness, laughing, hugging, being around a dog,
having clinically proven to be health benefits,
increase your lifespan, getting hugs,
so dogs in that way, being a companion.
Stress is a huge risk for cancer.
I can't believe you took that seriously.
Sleep is a huge risk for cancer, so, yeah, you took that seriously. Sleep is a huge risk for cancer.
So, yeah, getting into that, dogs help.
I love the smell of my dog too.
Yeah, the smell of your dog.
Oh, I love what my dog smells.
Yeah.
You know the smell of a newborn baby.
I think it's a good, yeah, dogs too.
We wouldn't need pregnancy tests if we had the smell.
You know, you could just.
Oh, you would know.
You just smell the belly and you'd be like.
I mean, I love dairy.
There's a fetus growing in there.
Wow, that's pretty wild.
Dairy devil's pretty sick when you see like him smelling
his environment, cause he's blind, right?
So like our eyes are our main thing.
Light is the fastest medium to transmit communication,
but smelling is like a cool sense if you'd had it,
like what it's cool to speculate and like hypothesize
what it would be like if we had that sense.
And dude, how sick is it if you're, if you're, if you're,
let's say you're going to the kitchen and your your mom or your sig
I was cooking and it's like there's there's onions on this though. No, oh
It smells good. We smell like you know a steak coffee or bacon
Do you make the smell of churros or bacon smell churros Panda Express do the smell of a casino in Vegas?
They pump that vanilla shit in there.
It smells good. Not the dingy sad ones where people smell.
The smell of coffee when you wake up.
Did Soarin' at Disneyland,
I think what made it,
took it to the next level is they'd
pump in smells like they're like,
oh, you're flying over the orange field.
It's a huge sense. It's a good one. Yeah, I like it.
It's a good pick.
I'm taking another sensory element here.
Everyone's listening to this podcast.
Your list is cooking now.
This is music.
Okay, that's more functional.
Think about music.
That's how you enjoy that.
It's one of the richest things in life.
Music would be meaningless.
That's what Nietzsche said.
I love Nietzsche.
It adds the magic to movies. Soundtracks add the magic to movies. Yeah, you could say music adds the magic to life
Oh, yeah, like a Jordan Peele movie. Is it good without me? Right? Yeah, it is most necessary
What's a collaborator was John Williams, right?
You saw like Hans Zimmer with Nolan and interstellar like the way he drafted that music and how it changed the experience of that movie
Gladiator soundtrack. I need her soundtrack. Oh, life would be a mistake.
That's what Nietzsche said.
I mean, you see too, like on social media, like how,
how much we were yearning for music to be involved in story.
But like it was so clear that they had to like add a music option to like
documenting your life because it's so fundamental to our memories and to,
you know, we're doing ears, we're doing ears.
Well, yeah. Okay. But you take things in, but also, I mean, you get yours,
you get the external, you get the external.
No, but the music is fire, it's 100P,
it's a big part of it.
Tympanic membrane, you get the inner ear,
and it is incredibly complex.
It's fascinating, like when that fails,
the ability to get it back, you know,
with like a hearing aid or a cochlear implant.
Also balance.
Yeah, about your inner ear, yeah.
Can you give them that?
Yeah, probably, you know, it's like.
Athletics.
Yeah, but deaf people have pretty good balance, right? Yeah, that's the thing
it's like you have conductive hearing loss neuronal hearing loss and
yeah that the inner ear is like slightly separate than what we're talking about with like the
Cochlear but yeah, you get like the crystals in there that can get messed up and you get vertigo and you can't
Movement called they've like a doctor's movement how they reset your crystals. Oh yeah, the Dix-Hall-Pike maneuver.
Yeah, yeah.
Good talk.
Or wait, no, no, yeah, Dix-Hall-Pike.
Actually, it's the Epley maneuver.
I'm sorry, Dix-Hall-Pike is the test.
My ear doctors are like rolling in.
It's great.
You're so far ahead of us in knowledge that you'll correct yourself on things that you
are not going to get in trouble for.
Yeah, exactly.
But I appreciate that you're vigilant about it.
I want to do right by any potential aspiring medical stokers out there.
No, 100 people.
That's why we want to take you.
I think the call pike is a diagnostic test and Epleys is the maneuver.
I'm almost positive.
But that's what's up.
I got an oral lavage recently.
An oral lavage.
Oh, the lavage in your ear.
Yeah.
I thought one of those, yeah.
It was fantastic.
Clean it out, get some wax out.
Do you recommend those or is it can can it be kind of abrasive?
I think if you need it, if you have a lot of wax in there, it can affect your hearing.
That's called conductive hearing loss when you don't get the sound waves that go into
your, through your canal because you have stuff blocking it.
Then you have neuronal hearing loss which is actually the nerve, like the actual hearing
itself.
And so it is important if you have a bunch of wax in there, it can affect your daily
because you're like, what?
You know, you can't hear.
And so yeah, if you have it, you do want to do that go to like your
family med doctor or your ENT and get it cleaned out it's good. Can it be
abrasive to the ear canal? A little bit if you just try to do yourself for yeah
you do want to be careful it's a gentle structure and so like getting really in
there with q-tips or like peroxin that stuff you just got to be careful you
don't want to get too aggressive. Yeah I would also like to hype up my pick and say
that humans are
Communicative species and the eyes and the ears are perhaps the most too important communicative
Organs that we have and it's what set us apart We talk about nature and what minutes being able to hear fauna we're communicating
Well, it's gonna be as a you know
Our ancestors being able to come together and defeat saber-toothed tigers, right?
We have to be able to see each other hear each other in comms. So, yeah, for the coordination factor, it's huge.
Yeah, it's huge.
And look, what do you say to someone
when you're telling them,
I got your back on a situation,
you're like, hey, you're opening a McDonald's,
I'll be your eyes and ears over there.
Thank you, that's huge.
Okay, for my final pick,
can't believe I'm getting this at five. I can't believe I'm getting this at I think I know
2345 the human hand the opposable thumb that was gonna be
My next we can jack off this is an artist mark
It's a huge well, you know what this is what I was gonna go for you've evolved as a human
Yeah, the course of this dress. That's what I wanted to do with my pick. I wanted to be there. I didn't want to do that, but thank you for saying that
That's what I was gonna pick instead of the kidneys. You should have done that. Why did you not do that?
because I think you because I think I think you I think you
I'm assuming that it's our list doesn't mean you don't have the other things
You just want the things that you have to be the best
I'd rather have the best functioning kidneys and the best
functioning hands as long as I have hands I'm okay but no I agree with you I
was almost between kidneys and hands but I but my logic was what do I want to be
function is I'd rather not go to dialysis and have like mediocre hands
then have to have like shitty kidneys but mediocre hands what do you mean like
that you're like a world-? Or some world renowned pianist?
I mean I assume our lists are like you have the best of this
organ or the best of this thing.
No, Chad gets a Chrysler brain, not a Ferrari.
I don't know, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
But it's such a positive way for you to be trapped.
You could look at it the other way.
You could look at it the other way, like which one do you, if you lack the other one.
Like if I lack my kidneys, would I be worse off than if I lacked my hands?
Yeah.
That's how I did it.
That's an argument.
And that's where I was at on number four.
I could go to dialysis, still have my hands.
Or I don't have my hands.
What's your quality of life with this thing?
I don't know.
I mean you see people without hands that have pretty good quality of life still.
You overthink it.
You're not having a hook, dude.
That'd be pretty sick.
You could play Xbox in your hands while on dialysis.
And they're also making developments with like prosthetics
and like you got Neuralink and stuff like that happening
where you might be able to get bionic limbs.
So for me like a critical organ was a little bit higher
than an extremity.
What do you take on Neuralink, do you trust it?
I can't say that I'm well informed on it,
I'm not gonna lie.
I think it is the next forefront of like
human technology hybrid.
Like getting, I mean we already have,
and they talk about it like the AI
or like our singularity of this device
that we're constantly connected to.
Yeah, and so it's like, it already connects us
to this whole internet world.
It's just making it slightly more compact
and like instantaneous.
I think it is really important.
I think it has cool opportunities for Parkinson's,
for neuromotor diseases for bionic limbs
You know things like that that can change people's life
You lose an extremity, you know
If you can get wiring in the central nervous system that then can communicate distally or in a limb
I mean, it's it's huge, you know, so I'm optimistic
I don't know where we're at in terms of the timeline and like the actual feasibility of it
What would you rather not have it and everyone in China has it and is using it to like?
Supercharge and power their niche or would you rather have a competitive advantage?
I'd rather drill myself than have a kidney.
Wow.
So yeah, do you talk about hacking off?
Can you still get a boner without a kidney?
Yeah, yeah you still get a boner.
For like four to seven days before you die?
Wait, so okay, so the hand?
Yeah the human hand is huge. Do you get the whole hand?
Yeah, you get the whole hand.
I think, of course, because the human hand,
it has the opposable thumb, you have the digits,
you have the dexterity of it.
I mean, our hands are so crucial
to our evolutionary development
or our adaptivity in the environment.
Let's go.
My dad would be really stoked.
Yeah, your dad's a hand surgeon.
He's a hand surgeon.
It's critical.
It's a great pick.
You just honored your father and then you're driving.
Interesting.
You got a really good list now. Sorry, dad. You really upset me up top, but now you got a great ticket to dishonor your father and then you're driving Interesting you got a really good list now. Are you really upset me up top?
But now you got a great list. I mean dude. Yeah, how do they upset you're a horny guy
Don't you appreciate tits and ass you know man. I just for me. I want to I want to
It felt base. It's base. Yeah, I just was like hanging fruit. You know and yeah, and it was like I was just like
You know I don't even think you mean it dog
I mean it because how are you gonna experience tits and ass the best way you get yourself handfuls?
I mean, I mean, I mean, but dude
Experience touch touch is fundamental
Start to lend you a hand or hit say hey man, it's gonna be alright or whatever the power of a laying a hand upon
It's huge someone touch. It's very powerful Jesus the Son of God laying his hand on to you know
And as you know if I lose my hands, I'm done. You know, you're not there changes your life. I'm not horny you're not
I'm not horny anymore. Where are you? No bring it. Yeah, can we all hold hands right now? You got to bring it
Yeah, you want to hold it. No, but put yourself into it. Yeah, can we all hold hands right now? You got to bring it. Yeah, you want to hold it No, but put yourself into it. Yeah
Let go see this is powerful we couldn't do this let go let go inside
Actually, I like it. Yeah, I think I had bad. I like I like it sweaty
I'm not touching
This is good
We just connected our chakras.
Chadi, you did not dishonor your father. I'm sorry.
But I do have clammy hands.
Oh, I know what I'm picking next.
We can just take our shirts off if we get too hot.
I know what I'm picking next.
Yeah, you're up.
Alright, bros.
That's it. Michaelangelo, Sistine Chapel. Yeah, there're up. Nice. All right, bros.
That's it, Michelangelo, Sistine Chapel.
Yeah, there it is.
All right, bros, for my next pick,
oh, ET, for my next pick, I'm picking, you know,
I don't wanna get braggy here,
but probably my best body part,
aside from my huge dome.
Ooh!
I mean, this thing not only does it give us
the ability to sprint,
it pumps blood back up into our body, you know from the lower half
it's just
aesthetically when they're right, they're so right and
You know, they're just so important and
They're the toughest muscle to develop. So if you got him you got him if you don't you don't
That's quote from Alex Hormozi They're the toughest muscle to develop. So if you got them, you got them. If you don't, you don't.
That's a quote from Alex Hormozi.
The calves.
The calves are great.
It's a good one.
It's on my list.
I'm top 20.
Yeah, it's...
Yeah, calves.
Yeah, you're in the right spot.
I mean, look at them.
I mean, fifth, yeah.
Look, if you have fire calves,
I mean, is there anything sicker?
No.
Is there anything, if you got no you got no show socks some good shoes and
some fire calves you are
crushing it and
You know
It's I don't know if there's anything better in life than you know presenting good calves in the summertime hot August
It's a hot August day
You know you're going to go see
Transformers and you just, you just like, you meet up with the bros and like, are you
going to get popcorn? Yeah, maybe. With a side of calves. You know, you just show your
calves and everyone's like, damn dude, you're sick. I mean, guys get calf implants. Guys get calf implants. Yeah, it's like, it is a aesthetic DHB spike, yeah.
Has jacked calves, you can give them the nickname,
which I heard, you can say that that dude is calf squash.
Whoa, I haven't heard that before.
I know I heard it for the first time the other day.
I'm like, that's a sick ass term.
I mean, to quote Entourage,
probably one of my favorite quotes,
look at the tree trunks on that guy.
Dude, a Scottish dude in a kilt with jacked calves.
Yeah.
Very nice.
Yeah.
So calves are sick.
Calves are sick.
That's a good one.
Good calves.
They look good.
And it's crucial for, you know, maybe if you
didn't have good calves, would you be able to, you know, ollie, kickflip, snowboard,
surf?
But are your calves more crucial for that than your foot?
This is a great question.
I thought that's what you were going to take.
Yeah, but the foot, you know.
I mean the foot, come on.
I don't know.
I mean, yeah, do your feet function without the calf.
Like it helps you walk, helps your plantar flexion.
The plantar flexion is huge.
It's huge for running, area of activity.
And so that, yeah, it's like hard to have one
without the other in terms of-
Yeah, personal on that one.
Cause you got great calves.
That's my number five pick.
Aaron's gonna know what I'm doing.
No, I like it.
I did straight up yesterday at Bagels Shack.
I was with the fam. Dude Bagels Shack, best bagels in the world probably. What's up, what's up know what I'm doing. You know what dude, straight up yesterday at Bagels Shack, I was with the fam.
Dude Bagels Shack, best bagels in the world probably, what's up, what's up.
I was down there eating one and a guy through the window was like, hey tell Chad he has
nice calves.
Oh for real?
I swear to God.
It's a great compliment.
I mean I had to pick it, it had to be on my list.
Yeah.
Feet's probably where I'm gonna fucking live dude.
It's where I'm gonna live with my children bro.
Thank you man.
I'm like, I'm lying.
I'm gonna hold you to that.
I'm lying, I'm gonna make God strike us. I'm lying, may God strike us down.
I'm gonna check the cams there.
God's welcome.
Yeah, I mean, I probably could have gone with foot.
Foot might be more important, but you know what?
I had to stay personal.
I, you know, Aaron's gonna see this.
He's gonna know this is my list.
And just to harp on it, the foot fetish,
you don't really hear about calf fetish.
That's true, but.
You're not hanging out with the right people, bro.
But you guys are at the party. Do you have a foot fetish? No, but I'll suck on a toe once more, but I wouldn't call it a fetish that's true but you know the right but you guys are I mean do you
have a foot fetish no but I'll suck on a toe once more but I wouldn't call it a
fight I tried to do it one time in high school is salty I was like that's why
it's good no she didn't like it she was like why did you do that
no good guys on the hub good cat are trying to do it to be attractive for
athleticism right like you don't have good calves unless you're doing athletic
movements yeah and you know you have to't have good calves unless you're doing athletic movements.
And you have to have a good ankle, like you're talking
about cankles, like that proportion of the calf
to the ankle is I think an adaptive attractive trait
that we correlate with high fitness, right?
In the sense of like evolutionary fitness,
like surviving in a stressful environment,
outrunning a cheetah or something, climbing.
That's why calves are like unique
and why they're attractive.
Yeah, you know what, maybe I'm not John Jones,
greatest fighter in UFC history.
He's got no calves.
Yeah, but well fighting, yeah, I don't know.
Fighting is a little more top heavy, right?
Like at least human fighting, right?
It's like boxing.
You have to have strong legs too.
You have to have strong legs, but
I'm always trying to take you down.
But typically, right, I mean, it speaks to
Chad's pick of the brain.
Like we're always going for the head, right?
For fighting, punching, you can kick to the head,
but like maybe that's why it's not quite as fundamental
to fighting, yeah.
Is calf kicks the way he was fighting?
When I think of Kobe,
Hey, you all know UFC, bro.
When I think of Kobe, I don't think of basketball,
all I think of are his legs, his calves.
That's interesting.
He's got jacked calves.
It is the foundation of athletic movement,
jumps, tennis, golf, basketball.
Yeah, great calves, yeah,, shout out and you have the brain
So if you can convert those fast twitch fiery synapses to your calf your list could have the person with the highest vert
Yeah, you could have a high vert brain vagina skin nose calves
Good list a unique list. Dude, Shredder might take it. He basically has all the senses. He almost has all the senses.
Like see, like she know evil, you hear evil, like touch.
Oh yeah, you went with sense.
I went with sensory.
Tom, you're up.
And so I think with my fifth pick, I gotta go with the other one.
I gotta go, speak no evil, tongue.
I gotta go with the tongue.
I thought you were maybe gonna take that with the T-dart.
I was thinking about it.
I was thinking about it.
And so I maybe I got a lucky here.
I got a lucky here.
I got a lucky here.
I got a lucky here.
I got a lucky here.
I got a lucky here.
I got a lucky here.
I got a lucky here.
I got a lucky here.
I got a lucky here. I got a lucky here. I got a lucky here. I got a lucky tongue. I gotta go with the tongue. I thought you were maybe gonna take that with the T-dart.
I was thinking about it.
And so maybe I got lucky here.
I got a little sneak from you, but I was, yeah,
I was thinking hand earlier about how to go with kidneys
to stay faithful to my vital organ
kind of trend that I've been going on.
But the tongue is also, it's not necessarily vital organ.
You can survive without it, but you're severely limited
in terms of your communication skills, it also affects your eating.
It's kind of a remarkable organ too, the muscle, the strength of it, the way it's the nerves
on your tongue for taste.
It's just fascinating.
And there's the amount of nerves that supply the tongue from your brain, like when you
have a stroke, it affects certain parts of your tongue. It's nuanced, it's, there's the amount of nerves that like supply the tongue from your brain. Like when you have a stroke, you know, it affects certain parts of your tongue.
It's nuanced, it's complex.
And I don't think human language evolves without the tongue and the way we use our
tongue, it's correlated with also like our larynx and everything like that.
But, um, yeah, I gotta go with the tongue.
It's true to me too, cause I talk so much.
I'm a big talker when I get nervous, especially around girls.
So I got that.
I'm sure I like that.
Yeah, maybe.
In holistic health, don't they say that the tongue is a good indicator of overall health?
Yeah, it's true.
You've got sores on your tongue.
A lot of times, like, you know, kind of bad, but back in ancient times, you're inspecting
people for either slavery or bargaining, you know, that stuff, or health, or for soldiers,
or for looking for outbreaks and disease.
And you always open their mouth, right? You look at their teeth and their tongue and their mouth and you're looking at all that stuff
So for me, I yeah
I think the tongue for me is is the no-brainer pick for this stage in the draft
Hey, is it pound for pound earlier?
I said the ass is the most strong muscle might be the most strong skeletal muscle
Is the tongue a skeletal muscle or is it its own thing? And is it the strongest muscle in the body?
It's skeletal muscle.
I think skeletal muscles are directly tied
to like bone and weight bearing.
Yeah, type it in, Jakes, is it?
I think it's because of the brain.
It's definitely not the strongest,
but like in terms of force.
You know why you think that is because of the brand new song.
Oh, is it?
Yeah, that might be why.
He says, the tongue's the only muscle in my body
that works harder than my heart.
That's a great.
Is that 77 times seven?
Or is that a different one?
No, I think it's a different one.
This is a brand new one.
Yeah, so I think it's a good bookend to my list.
I started with the heart and ended with the tongue.
So I think I drafted true to myself.
You have a great list, man.
You just went straight down like brass tacks.
Yeah, I had to.
That is a doctor's list. You're a I had, dude. I had to, yeah.
That is a doctor's list.
You're a smart guy, man.
I had to bring, I mean, I respect you guys so much.
The pod, I love, I love, I'm happy to be honored.
You're the best guest we've ever had.
But I wanna, I mean, Brad Fuller, dude.
Except for my brother.
Or your brother.
My brother and Brad, yeah.
Legends.
My goal was just to live up to Brad's draft
when he was in the horror draft
and just how good his draft was.
He was precise.
He was so precise.
He was so precise.
I just, I really wanted to take this seriously and also just make my many teachers proud
in academia.
Dude, good question.
Do you think Sixth Sense is a horror movie?
Versus what, a thriller?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a horror movie.
I was terrified of it.
It was the scariest movie I'd seen as a kid.
It scared me, dude.
It scared me, yeah. It scared me, yeah. When the kitchen cabinets are all open. Yeah, it's a horror movie. I was terrified of it. It was the scariest movie I'd seen. It's a good point. It scares people. It scared me.
When the kitchen cabinets are all open.
Yeah, it's a horror movie.
Did he say it wasn't or what was the final...
I think the audience in large...
The majority of the audience was like, that's not a horror movie.
I think it is scary and if that's what you define as a horror movie,
but I think if you were teaching...
If you had a kid and you were teaching them about horror movies,
I don't know if you would show them Sixth in the first couple rounds right you'd probably go like Halloween
Just cuz it's not emblematic of the genre yeah, but it's still fucking scary. It's scary. I still can't watch it to this day
I've never seen it. Yeah, so I'm saying it's scary, but I'm just assuming
The or have I seen it goes to the dead biker
Dude, the... Or have I seen it?
The ghost that shows up by the...
The dead biker?
Yeah, the dead biker.
That's what I can see, the ghost that shows up by the door is insane.
So scary, dude.
I think it is a horror movie.
I've never seen it.
And dude, they're in the school and he just, he's frozen.
Speaking of Haley Joel Osmond, he's having a tough weekend.
Yeah.
He looks down the hallway and all the people are just hanging.
Hanging, it's a terrifying scene, yeah, a terrifying scene.
Yeah, let's see how it's defined on a...
Is considered a horror movie. Or just, let's see how it's defined on a... Is considered.
Or just, but you asked if it's a horror movie.
Just type in Sixth Sense and see what genre it gives you.
Can we ask what Tom's workout routine is?
Oh, I'm flattered.
Oh, scroll up, scroll up.
Horror mystery.
My workout routine's pretty functional.
Horror being first.
Yeah, I mean, what's her name?
Horror mystery.
OC girl. What's the actress's name? Oh, Misha Bart's her name mystery? Uh, oh see girl
What's it? What's the actress's name? Oh me? She's a Misha Barton. Yeah
That's gnarly. Yeah
Yeah Did I watch her take? Oh, yeah, the Hugh Grant one. Yeah, it's good. Oh, it's good
Yeah, you think it's a little too twisty. Yeah, like at a certain point you're like wait
What is going on? Yeah, but his performance is sick really two gals are great and
You you're on the edge of you see and it makes you think so all thumbs up, dude
I might my lady's out to lunch and her her co-workers like Strider's list the most so far
Very smart
Wow
I think I think it's a new day and go. Oh, wow. I mean he's got the sexiest list tits ass eyes yours Yeah, I think you're gonna win. Yeah
I'm gonna win a good list. I think Chad is good. I think I'm definitely getting last
Well, but tongue is still pretty sexy, right?
I got a friend with it for like language and add activity
But it like landed really nicely,
cause you were doing like kind of non-romantic parts,
and then you landed with something that's like,
alright, this guy's a human.
This guy's touching, he's thinking, he's fucking.
You might have the superior way to enjoy Tits and Ass
via tongue, as opposed to hands.
From the T. Dark Gang, yeah, thank you.
You're a good artist.
I'm just, the only reason I took exception
is cause I've just literally never heard strider talk about tits before
Bro, what are you talking about? All I do is talk about tonight. I'm like I like before I even I
Bunny's I've really never heard you mention boobs. I say bad all
Are so nice
JT's his last phase the last big of the draft JT's is the last pick of the draft. All right, with the last pick of the draft,
I am going to go with a pick I missed out on earlier.
I'm going with balls.
This is a great pick.
I think this is a good pick.
Finally, yes.
JT's list is ahead.
It's a good pick.
It's where the testosterone comes from.
We're talking about the power of it in society and hierarchy. That's where the testosterone comes from. We're talking about the power of it in society and hierarchy.
It's very important, but you could get it exogenously, right?
Like you could get it externally. Wait a second, dude.
Like you can get testosterone injected. It doesn't have to come from the balls if they fail.
That's like that Moustache Show and Hart smoothie bullhead.
He gets his balls crushed when he's a kid. They always do that I mean if you lose your balls, you're
Irreconably changed. It's huge for your identity as a male. Do they do they create semen too?
Does it come from the body? Yeah, yeah, so I mean you have your yes spurs
Yeah, your sperm production coming from there
Are you trying and then you use the seven new first two rules in there all supplying like the secretions that come seem
It's also the prostate. It's like a combination of
testes in the prostate
Balls are the main
Driver in sperm production. Um
Will you get a vasectomy and they kind of clip it and then you still can have loads
still can have loads. No, but just,
you're talking about sperm,
or are you talking about the jacket within it,
or what are we talking about, semen?
This is a good differentiation.
I'm not talking about the liquid production of semen,
I'm talking about the potency of that liquid production.
Yeah, yeah, the potency.
Well, your sperm potency's coming from the balls.
He's saying you can still spew fluid with the semen,
but what's it doing?
You know, it's like,
I can put water in my car,
it's not gonna drive, true.
Yeah, but, I mean, like your dog task could drop fat loads
My dog didn't want me to all just so sensitive. I mean, they're so sensitive to right
It's a vulnerable part of your body and it's very important your body regulates it keeping the heat regulation, you know, whether they're
Why it's externally yeah exactly so your critical structure
But like on hindsight would you pick teeth over balls like you know, I would pick skull I would pick skull over teeth
Why'd you go teeth? It's all interesting. Yeah
Well, excuse me, I just frayed lack of preparation is why I went to if you don't have your whole list written out
Yeah, it's in your brain farts and then you pick a bad pick
So I only got myself to blame and when I write out my whole list
I always do better and then sometimes I'm like I'll figure out those late picks and I always do it wrong
Yeah, and so I got to apologize to the stokers and to my kids
Blood in my case blood is a huge pick blood. I was gonna pick
Me you can't pick blood. We're talking about you can't pick
organs and body parts
So we're talking like or we're talking the best parts about it's like organs and extremities, right?
It's alive. Okay, so it doesn't count and even even grok said you shouldn't be
I think no, no, that's grok. So I had on my list instead of blood. I would have picked bone marrow or bones
I was between you can't pick all
No, you'd get like bone marrow or something or like a part of bones, right?
Cuz you also want to you have hands like you have extremities or if you have to
pick a skull, I guess.
But I think maybe bone marrow would have been a more appropriate pick than blood itself.
Cap's got zero votes.
And bone marrow is great to eat.
A honorable mention, bone marrow.
Big time honorable mention.
I would maybe put that up there.
What about the spleen, the pancreas, lymph nodes?
The spleen are important, but you can live without them.
The spleen is good for like certain blood blood cell regulation
Stores blood in some ways the stomach
I was just gonna say the stomach and the intestines are on my list. I would have picked that
Are you probably yeah, we'd probably give you the intestines. Thank you. They're different a small intestine is more
For nutrient absorption. It's like the little tubes, it's like the spaghetti,
you know, like that's the,
if someone gets cut open and it all falls out.
In like movies,
that's where you get a lot of nutrient absorption.
And then the large intestine, the colon,
it's more for like water and electrolytes.
But yeah, you'd probably get both those together.
But I think those were honorable mention picks,
the intestines, the stomach, crucial for like,
I mean, you can sort of live without them
if you're on like TPN, like total parenteral nutrition.
We say like you're getting all your nutrition through the IV,
but that's like such a pain.
Like if you really can't just like eat your nutrients
and digest them.
So that was another thing.
Someone said serotonin, but that's brain.
Yeah, that's a neurotransmitter, that's brain.
That's like taking blood.
Yeah, kind of, but it's like, it's a medium
that we're transporting. Oh yeah, that's true.
Yeah, you wouldn't take that.
Yeah. I thought about that.
I think it was like- It's weird. I thought blood was an okay pick because it's inside of the body, but I guess true. Yeah, you wouldn't take that. Yeah. I thought about that.
It's weird.
I thought blood was an okay pick because it's inside of the body, but I guess like-
Yeah, it's not an organ.
The way, yeah, it's organized.
People are thinking-
Or how we were doing the drafts.
I think people are thinking of more like structures.
Maybe say bone marrow.
Say bone marrow.
Like that's blood production and that's nutrients.
Why bone marrow but not blood?
Well, if we're talking about the thing that's producing the blood.
Like the blood itself isn't an organ.
Like it's a medium viscosity.
It's like how we transmit nutrients, oxygen, how our body runs, it's like
the fuel that our body runs on, you know, the gas in the tank you'd say or something.
Let's call it-
Like the bone marrow would be more like the production of the blood in the-
Right. Aaron's ready for us, let's call Aaron because we're getting laid-up, so it's like 120.
The bladder is another good one. The bladder, the bladder the bladder speaking of which is another good organ
I mentioned stomach intestines bladder
We talked about feet did talk about the uterus shout out
Yeah uterus for sure
And I'm just touching you. Oh, sorry. I think my headphones on or we have
People are surprised you didn't take hair chat. I know I hair was up there, but you can be bald and have a great life
Yeah, but here's a good I was I just think about Johnny sins
Johnny sins, it's I think skin trumps hair for sure. Yeah for sure
I could fall in love with a bald chick. I could not fall in love with a chick who had no skin
Yeah, that'd be tough, which is rude of me, but so it is. Oh that headphones are kind of sick
It is kind of nice, right?
It locks you into a different way. Yeah now I hear my voice tonight hear what I sound like you got you got a good voice
Do I yeah, don't get it. Don't get down. I know this makes fun of it. Does he well? Here's the fact you've are the best impression
You about the pituitary gland it's just really sensitive
So if you're overstimulating it with just a lot of day to day stuff,
you are going to be in a position where you don't feel like totally yourself.
But it's not like hyper important to your just functional happiness.
But then you've got to think like, what is happiness?
Is it like something that you can really measure?
Is it kind of just a condition of humanity that we all kind of experience
in different ways, which is, you know, it gets kind of nebulous.
But at the same time, I think it's important to think about.
It's a nasally voice
I I
Will admit that and I'm prone to the term loguria. I think is the verbal verb being for Tennessee verb verbosity
Oh, yeah
Yeah, my ex actually called me that like you criticize my loguria. You can say it's loguria
I'm in another phrase is loquacious. They both come from the same prefix, which is lo meaning to, uh,
to deliver verbally, which, um, has Latin roots.
But what's interesting about that is,
is that their language was actually exported from a preexisting society.
You can read about it. It's actually pretty well covered.
No, I'm more like Gosselin. I'm silent and mysterious.
Dude, you love, you were so, dude,
the best moment when drive came out and then you beat us back to Strider's place.
I was just waiting for you guys.
You were waiting for us?
And then I got my leather jacket with a toothpick
and I was just standing there.
And you played this song right when we came through the door
and you spun in the swinging chair
and it was so spot on amazing.
Dude, that would be a good draft, best Gosling movies.
Oh, that's a good draft.
He was very important to you. And then you got into the Sigma male stuff, right? Which I mean, I like be a good draft. Best Gosling movies. Oh, that's a good draft. He was very important to you.
And then you got into the Sigma male stuff, right?
Well, I mean, I like to joke about it.
Well, now it's become kind of like...
Too serious. Yeah, a little too... I like joking about
being a Sigma male. Like it was funny.
Like getting outside the hierarchy.
But now it's a little too... It's tough with that stuff.
When you're into it and you're like, it's funny
and then people are really building their lives on it.
I mean, I think objectively he is like the best actor of like that generation of guys
Right or in the gap like Shalem in the younger generation like a true movie star
Is he the best actor of that? So who else would be in that it'd be like Gyllenhaal would be in that category
I mean, Jill and Hall were always rivals. I think Tom Hardy in that one
No Fossbender's in it too. Fossbender's in that category. Yeah.
Ryan Reynolds.
Ryan Reynolds.
Ryan Reynolds.
I go with Gosling.
And then like the younger generations like Pattinson, Chalamet.
Yeah.
Like guys who are real movie stars.
Who's the generation before Gosling?
Is that like Damon Affleck?
DeCaprio.
Yeah, that's the one before you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude, by the way, what do you think of Gosling joining Star Wars?
Oh, I'm so stoked. I love it.
Do any of these Star Wars shows have plots? I mean, are these things any good?
Oh, they're very good. And or is very, very good.
Really? I finally saw that movie. It's amazing.
Rogue One. It's so good. It's one of the best movies.
I mean, I'm a Star Wars fan.
I'm not like a rabid fan where I get really critical of what they're putting out
in terms of the content because I'm just happy they're making it.
I remember when Lucas sold to Disney, I was so happy just because we knew we'd get more Star Wars content.
Right.
And obviously like some of the newer stuff has been like disappointing where it hasn't been as
cohesive or they've bounced around in terms of like the themes and like the tone. But I think
that's the cool thing about Star Wars that it's so broad that you can have like a kids show like
Skeleton Crew or like you know something more teen based or you can get something really adult like Andor and
Rogue One where it's like you know the feeling of like a born spy kind of
action show that Andor is a really great show it's adult like there's not it's
not you don't deal with the force and like lightsabers it's all about like
espionage and drama. Oh sick. Skarsgård has that great monologue at the end of it of what he
sacrifices if you yeah if you want to look up like a one of the best monologues in the Andor
Stellan Starr's guard plays like one of the founders of the rebellion Scott Luthen
and he gives us great dialogue of like what he's sacrificing by doing what he's doing and
I think it's some of the peak television on right now season 2 is coming out soon
Anyway, yeah
Yeah, so I guess
This one would be maybe the guy I'd put above
Gosling is Christian Bale from the Damon
Yeah, I think he's older. Yeah, he's day
Yeah, I mean you have American Psycho. It's like 99. They might be the same about Joaquin Phoenix. Oh, yeah
He's an amazing actor might be older. I think I think I think I think gossing
Yeah, he's younger cuz gossing really kind of like was going to thousands really?
I mean he had like murder by numbers and yeah, those is really stuff
But then he had like crazy stupid love yet
Lars no
Yeah, Joaquin is six years older than Goss. What up?
Hey Aaron.
Oh, I got some news.
Oh, you don't have the list yet?
Aaron, what up dude?
Dude, Aaron, were you at Disneyland yesterday?
I was just gonna say that dude,
I love seeing Aaron at Disneyland.
All day long.
We got Autopia, is that the video?
Full hours.
Dude, did you raw dog it and just leave your family,
let them do your own thing and you just went
around and watched people like I do?
No.
You missed out.
I just beat them at one point and I played it perfectly.
They were in line to meet the princesses in the morning and so I bought a lightning pass,
ran over to Ride of the Resistance, and rode that myself.
Dude, how sick.
Oh, smart.
We were just talking about Star Wars, bro.
How was it?
It's great.
It's incredible.
Yeah, I need to see it.
Sick.
I haven't been.
Dr. Tom here, by the way, bro.
I'm so stoked.
Our buddy Tom Hawley, we always talk about him.
He's on the pod.
He's been crushing it.
Except he said Gosling's a better actor than Killian
Murphy.
I stand by that. Well, not OK.
Well, in terms of talks, if we're talking
about dramatic talent, I don't know.
I'm not like a theater expert in any way.
But I just in terms of the body of work,
like I'd rather watch a marathon
night of Gosling movies than Killian Murphy
movies.
Killian Murphy's are going to get probably
bummed out.
Better range.
You have Lars and the Real Girl, Crazy
Stupid Love, Blade Runner. You're not watching Lars and the the real girl get out of here. I love that movie.
I watched it like a few times it's just so like you can watch remember the titans like
frumpy yeah remember the titans. 10 million on his movie. Absolute liability at
cornerback. Yeah that was like the peak of indie movies where like you just got a
blank check to be weird. No but I mean from him going from that movie and then like
he's run from like Drive, Place Me on the pines and then like Blade Runner
I mean like he really captured the bruise silent sigma like dude, you know that everyone now like is kind of romanticizing
Yeah, great one too long of a movie but good. Yeah
Gosselin the second half I mean he's like it he was like a rebel without a cause of James Dean character like I'm on it
He's so electric on the screen and then when you lose him
It's like the movie just and the choice to have a high-pitched voice when he was robbing the banks was really
Unique cuz I was like you expect him to everybody get on the fucking ground. He says like his like fragility. Yeah
You do it for love. It's not his nature, right? This is not in his nature. No, he's acting like that, dude
All right, Aaron you ready?
Dude we just made you listen to us dude, that's hilarious. We just podcasted you dude
All right, so we're driving best body parts. We were talking.
Oh, sorry.
Need me to recap?
Yeah.
All right, we've got tits, ass, eyes, ears, hand.
We've got brain, vagina, skin, nose, calves.
We've got heart, lungs, liver, kidneys, adrenals, tongue.
And then penis, spinal cord, quads, teeth, balls.
Yeah, I said all this.
Dude, we just wanted you to say balls later!
Click!
This is all just an elaborate ruse to make me say these things.
Um, alright.
So, I guess I'm curious how you guys came to like
Because some of these are obviously internal and I don't think of them necessarily as body parts I think our criteria was organs or extremities, you know
Anything in the body that was like kind of organized into a structure. I mean
Nothing is abstract here
Right, it's not like feelings
But you also couldn't take like the skeleton like you needed to take a certain part of you know, yeah
There's a little food. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, that's also what do you
external, what do you place the most importance on you know, there's certain
There's different parts of the body and what what do you think are the most important, Aaron?
I mean, brain's highly important, obviously.
Um, heart's pretty important.
These are all good.
But then what do you love about bodies too?
There's like a clear just divide between the first round
Yes There's a fork in the road in this draft and you must go choose which path to take honestly
It might be the most representative of this podcast in general. We have it. Yeah, you the full spectrum
Yeah Well have it yeah you the full spectrum yeah well all right I think I I think I can I
think I can rule on this draft let's go baby all right I think I'm as my fourth pick. I think I'm going
And I talked the most shit
Biggest fucking loser that ever lived is a fucking idiot noted you were just you were too horny you can focus
Quads and teeth are in teeth back to back
No one's ever done worse than that you started off strong
Yeah, you're on a clear mission. Yeah, kidney kidneys and ears were still on the board and I'm like
Why did you it is a funny yeah, there are all of them. Yeah, and I was like, yeah. But we're talking fast. Yeah, it was horrible. No, this is so good. All right, and the next three are pretty close, I think. I'm so nice. I mean, I know the liver's very important, but I don't love it as a body part.
Either myself or others.
Oh, Burn dude.
Liver's trash.
Tongue's a great fifth pick though.
I love that.
Heart and lungs are a hell of a start on that as well.
Um, all very, all very cool.
Yeah. All right. I'm going to go heart, lungs, liver, kidney.
Whoa.
Wait, you're ranking, you're ranking that third, Aaron?
Yeah, I'm right about third. What? What?
Aaron, that's nuts, dude.
You hate organs, bro.
I'm not going to cry, but I might be crying.
Damn.
Brad Fuller won the horror draft and I just got third.
Guess has gotten so much worse than third place so don't hurt I mean
Aaron in my defense those organs are the top four you can't live without them
they're the most vital organs and they're the most remarkable in their
terms their function and then tongue it's language it's like it's what set us
apart from the animals but I'm not trying to beg but I understand I'm just defending my pigs. Yeah talk about Aaron similarly
quads and teeth
How you gonna do load-bearing exercise or chew I can't believe my list is below tits ass eyes ear than hand
I just can't
Actually, I can't it's whatever dude. Yeah, my list is lame dude, my list is a friggin' virgin list dude.
I'm outing myself as a total virgin.
Dude, get out of here.
Look at this guy's posture.
Alright Aaron, thank you though, I appreciate it.
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's just about, do I rule this with my brain or my emotions or am I a little horny? I don't know.
Or or am I am I a little horny? I don't know
I mean like all these last these three are all very close. I think
I think too I'm going brain vaginas skin knows no way. Let's go.
Aaron gets it dude, cause like me, Aaron is horny.
Fake horny.
Fake.
I am speechless.
No.
Dude, get out of here.
I mean if hearts not winning the list,
brain's gotta win.
But you're putting brain behind tits ass.
But also, look at, but it's true.
See Strider knows what kind of show this is.
I never know what kind of show this is.
Oh my god.
The ultimate band.
Aaron's an order man.
Eyes, ears, hand, rounds, if you're gonna disagree,
which I still think I beat your asses in rounds two and one,
three through five, I'm dominating this.
Those were great picks.
I'm dominating this. Those were great picks. Get picks very smart very grounded I mean skin is huge for Chad
that's why he's in second place good work but no cabs I love but the hand
Aaron hand at five come on and five Aaron. And then one and two were just ruled by my,
by my JT's number one pick.
Yes.
Yes.
My list was bad.
Wait, but be honest Aaron,
when you think best body parts,
you said right off the bat that like,
oh, this is like, you know,
what's outside the body visual versus what's inside.
Where even like, when you think best body parts,
we're even really thinking organs, like off the bat. I wasn't. Right. And so I think that's maybe where yeah, yeah, it is crazy to me, and I guess it sent me off too much, but like
For tits to go above brain
That's the society we live it's the first thing I thought of I go yeah very first thing when we said body parts
I go tits and then it was a penis and so I think to be fair Aaron's of you know
He's a victim of the way he views the world like we all are yes. Yeah, and Aaron is a
Lucky thing he's a red-blooded American male. Yeah, sorry. We love you brother
Thanks, Aaron Aaron does a great great judging and it sounds like good job
Sounds like this judging gave you a boner.
I can't believe Strider won.
Yeah, it's a.
He texted me last time and I saw it.
Yeah, I did.
Dude, and you know what?
This is a textbook draft.
Make Aaron cream his shorts.
What is this list here?
Makes Aaron cream his shorts.
Would you call that pandering?
You know what?
I did get, I would say you have to, yeah.
This is definitely some pandering on this list because wonder why?
I hate sex. That's right. I hate it.
All right, Aaron we love you dog. Thank you brother
This is probably one of my favorite drafts ever honestly is really interesting
I'm so depressed right now.
You know, I think you did nail it though.
Like when I thought body parts,
my initial very first thing,
I didn't think about like heart.
And then like,
then you think about it for a second longer
and you go, oh yeah, brain and heart.
Like, yes, yes.
Yeah, yeah.
And Aaron gets to judge it whichever way he wants, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's chaos.
The world is chaos.
I mean, if you just think about like, tits and ass beat heart and lungs.
And brain.
And brain.
Yeah.
I think we can all agree. You guys all had good lists. We can all agree my list was bad.
Your list was funny and it was true to you.
It's also tough because we said best body parts. So that word right there is very up
gray area up to it up to interpretation
which I think is smart to label it that way. Yeah Tom you did you elevated someone saying
in the comments right now you were the core of this draft you brought the information
and elevated everyone's. Thank you. I cannot. Thank you. So we should have had you on sooner
man. It's I'm always so honored that you listen and you're you're such a good friend. So we
brother your great friend 11. So it's awesome. I'm here man. It listening. You're such a good friend. Every week, brother. You're a great friend. I love you.
So it's awesome having you on here, man.
It's great having you here.
Yeah, thank you guys.
Thank you so much for having me.
Yeah, we'll have you back, dude.
We'll do Pixar movies next time or something.
Yeah.
Like best Lord of the Rings characters.
Yeah.
That'd be sick.
Yeah, that's a good one.
That's a good one, right?
Get deep in the summer early.
Down.
Finn Golfing, dude.
Soloing Morgoth.
That'd be sick.
Yeah, let's talk about that.
Let's talk about that.'s talk about that maybe i'll win that draft The only thing that's the most important Is the fact that I'm breaking the fire
You're going deep
Going deep
Oh baby, I'm going deep
I'm going deep