Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 387 - DRAFT - BEST COMEDIC ACTORS
Episode Date: May 7, 2025Today we are drafting the BEST COMEDIC ACTORS of all time. We are joined by King Hog Joe Marrese and Strider Wilson. This may be one of the most stacked drafts we've ever had. So many names to choose ...from! Each bro will make 4 selections and will give a dank reasoning behind each one to get the judges approval. Today we have a LIVE chat voting and we also call Aaron aka Mr. Cream to judge. Let us know who you think won in the comments! #chadandjt #goingdeepwithchadandjt We are live streaming a Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour! Los Angeles & San Diego are the next shows!Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Here is the Total Draft Standings: (s/o HandA on reddit)Chad: 11 wins JT: 10 wins Strider: 12 wins Chris Parr: 9 winsBrad Fuller: 1 win (The Ultimate Champ)Joe Marrese: 1 winKevin Fard: 0 wins PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake Rohret
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What's up guys? Welcome to the podcast. We have an epic draft.
Best comedic actors of all time. It gets heated.
There's lots of... I mean it was a tough draft. Make sure you tune in.
Also if you're watching this on YouTube make sure you like, subscribe, comment, do
all that stuff. Also we have shows coming up.
Next Thursday my one-man show in Los Angeles.
Jam in the Van. then after that Friday Saturday May
16th and 17th we've got San Diego JT's recording sets he's gonna be dialed in
with the material yeah I'm doing a longer set I think I'm gonna do one of
the nights too is gonna you don't want to miss these performances also we're
gonna be in Madison Wisconsin this is a new one next on the May 22nd and 24th.
Then we're going to be in the Tempe Improv June 12th.
And then next September, we're coming to Florida, Tampa, Funnybone,
Orlando, Funnybone, Danny Improv, September 23rd, 24th and 25th.
Get your tickets at ChadannJT.com. I heard the guy was talking about me on your state's podcast about some some of my personal
life type stuff if you know what I'm talking about no what I don't like him doing that
who what did he say the damn schmoll oh he say? I don't know, he was talking about me and, you know, escapades with women.
I don't like that.
Oh yeah, when they left the Dresden.
Oh yeah, he mentioned a couple stories and I heard about it, got back to me.
I got eyes and ears everywhere.
So what don't you like about it?
Yeah, I don't like doxing.
Also don't you like about you? I just, yeah, I don't like doxing. Also don't remember my life.
I don't remember what he did.
Don't be doing that.
You know what, dude, when someone's single, it's so much more exciting to everybody.
We all live vicariously through you.
Yeah, and yes.
I'm obsessed with you.
Shmuel's very sensitive about Dress Tonight.
Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
I like going.
We did a few, I'm not on my phone, I'm studying for the draft.
You made his year, dude.
That was the best night of his life, he said, in a long time since the birth of his child
when he got married.
Yeah, that was a great time.
Watching chicks get into an Uber with Joe is like number one. The birth of his child was like yeah that was a great time watching chicks get into an uber with joe was like number one oh yeah brother's child was like number two he said he offered to wait outside your building
till you were done so he could give the girl a lift home i thought that was very chivalrous
one of the girls said she had to get in an uber because she couldn't drive i think she had like
some legal troubles he offered her free legal advice too. He said, you know, pro bono while you got up there and did pro boning.
Yeah.
Joe, Kevin also mentioned on Dressed at Night that, you know, he goes out to...
Dude, I'm not 5'6", I'm 5'9", man. I'm in a slouch chair. I'm leaning back.
You are not 5'9".
I'm like 5'8", 3 quarters.
Maybe.
Why?
What are you?
That's how tall I am.
I mean I'm not.
What are you talking?
I'm average height for a man.
Average height is high.
I think average height is 5'9", isn't it?
Yeah.
In America it's 5'9 1⁄2".
I'm the tallest person in my family.
Tallest person in my family.
You also have a very fat, fat, big penis, so that's nice.
Yeah, thank you.
Your penis is six foot, six one?
Yeah.
How's your penis?
It's good, strong, nice.
Guys lie about that stuff too.
Penis size height.
Yeah, I...
I used to lie on hinge.
Oh, what would you say?
I would say I was five, nine and five, eight. Yeah, you gotta add a couple inches on there. Oh, what would you say? I would say I was five nine. Yeah, you gotta add a couple inches on there
Yeah, what do you get? It's like a football. It's like at the
When you're on the football team in high school you lie in the program was crazy
Mm-hmm your height and weight I added two inches probably 15 pounds. Yeah, I had buddies who were five nine who were listed at six foot
Yeah, you gotta do that. It's so funny sounds intimidating. Yep, because you do look at the you look at the rival teams program. Yeah, you always look. Yeah
Joe do you get dizzy when you get hard?
Yeah, it takes a lot of a lot of the blood loss from the brain to the pecker
That's what Kevin told us man Kevin's been talking about you a lot.
Yeah, he actually called me this weekend
to talk about you.
Why?
Yeah, he just asked, he goes,
hey man, you talked to Joe lately, what's he up to?
He wants Joe information.
Yeah, he told me all about your weekend actually,
so I'm not gonna ask, cause I know all about it.
Yeah.
He's gotta learn to shut his mouth.
Should we call him?
Yeah.
Yeah, let's call him.
I just said, we gotta be-
Let's ask him why he's so obsessed, dude.
I'm trying to get, we're trying to,
he wants to pay all the comedians on our show 2000 a set.
So I'm just trying to-
That'd be sick if we did that.
Just trying to come up with how to budget that.
Should we chip in should we offer like the biggest like Seinfeld 10k see if you come do our show
You know, okay, what up dog? Hey, we're doing the podcast with Joe and
He's got beef. No, I don't not have beef
Are you are you?
Are you on the podcast right now yeah what's your
beef bitch I don't have beef what are you talking about the well yeah I just
I heard you were talking about my me and a couple of it strong if you have beef. I don't have beef. I just, I don't like people talking about me and women and women that I make friends with
and meet while I'm out.
Oh, you're talking about the Dresden night?
Yeah, and then there was a Nashville mention.
Oh, I'm sorry.
We can't talk about you making out with a flight attendant. What is this?
Confidential information. Yeah. Yeah it is
Why why are you upset about the Dresden? I said a girl came and hit on no, I'm not upset about it
I did I had a guy email me asking you want it. No, I I didn't know I signed a
NDA with your fucking makeout sessions.
What is this?
It sounds manufactured.
It sounds like you really don't have a beef.
I had a guy asking for juicy details.
I wasn't sure what kind of juiciness you gave him.
To my understanding, there was no juice involved in either of them.
Did you bang that flight attendant?
I thought you just made out with her I so we
should get to the show now probably was there juice I don't know there wasn't
juice on the dress and night no no no juice just a little bit of juice you
ever see that SNL skit with yeah that. Yeah, I don't know that was I think he kind of owned you yeah, you just got Domine
He's got Domine. I mean it wasn't I wasn't ready for that. There wasn't Johnny
I'm not you kind of backed up. He's totally bad fun to talk behind
Kevin's back
Because then when he does that he makes it like weird
He's like you had you had the jump on him because we were ambushing him and then it felt like he was
ambushing you.
Yeah, I feel like I just got dominated dude because I was coming in on your side.
I was going to say, hey, why are you obsessed with Joe?
He just totally dominated all of us.
Oh, yeah, I guess so.
Not me.
All right, let's get into the draft.
Let's hit it.
We're doing the best comic actors of all time. Guys, this is get into the draft. Let's hit it. We're doing the best comic actors of all time guys
This is a much requested draft. My brother unfortunately could not be here today
But we have an able replacement and Joe big hog Marisi and my brother did help me a little bit with my list
So you guys are playing against two pars right now? Okay. This is a very anticipated draft one, two, three shoot
Joe was ready. Are you ready?
one two three shoot
Not bad. Not bad. There's not so many heavy hitters
Are we doing rock paper scissor?
We do that last because you can't do that with three people so now you throw a water in one or two all right
Oh, whoa anyway, he meant to do scissors that was scissors though if I'm being honest one two three shoot
So now what? Paper, rock, scissors.
Thirds.
Paper, rock, scissors, shoot.
Number one pick, Joe.
Wow, I always do that.
He had a cute smile.
Dude.
I get the number one chick a lot this morning
after getting dominated by Kevin.
Yeah, and also, not to be too much of a stickler,
but I believe the correct terminology
would be best comedic actors of all time.
That's right.
Not best comic actors. Yes. Yeah sure. If you know if I can. Comedic performers now actors
actors. Yeah because we're doing women too. Yeah but women count as actors right?
Isn't actors none whatever? Yeah actor is a universal thing. So for me I I'm glad
I have one overall this is what the guy that I had.
Kathy Griffith.
If I had number one and it was Chris Farley.
Oh, this is a great pick.
Chris Farley is my number one overall.
This is a great pick.
With SNL, with his movies.
Yeah.
Coming out of Billy Madison. Anytime he just came on the screen, you just knew it was gonna be electric. Correct. Correct.
Lights out.
Anything, SNL, whether he was high energy or low energy,
like when he did the Chris Farley show,
Matt, just all across the board,
it's Chris Farley for me for sure, number one.
I love it, dude. it's a great pick.
His energy, his physicality, literally left us too soon,
which you know, so he's imprinted in our mind in his prime
and it's just, yeah he's a beast man.
One of my favorite things, not even any of his movies,
I think it was the letterman appearing appearance where he like grabbed a fan and threw him in the trash. Oh, yeah
Oh when he comes out, yeah
Yeah, he comes out crazy and they grabs a fan. He takes him backstage and puts him in the dumpster
Do no one plays angry better than Farley. Or like, oh, his yell is, his stage yell is so good.
And then the flip from angry into being sweet.
Yeah.
Both were so believable.
And his athleticism in the Chip and Dale sketch,
which is one of the greatest sketches of all time.
He's like, he moves so unbelievably well.
So funny, so athletic.
It's a big part of it.
Yeah, Matt Foley, probably my favorite character
of all time in A Van Down by the River.
Probably the best character of all time.
And you know, the best comic actors are good in the lead role and in supporting roles,
and I remember both of those for him equally well. Like he could be the main character in
your movie. He had enough heart, enough depth, enough like leading man quality. But then like, he could be in something like dirty work and just pop in for like five minutes could be the main character in your movie. He had enough heart, enough depth, enough leading man quality.
But then he could be in some dirty work
and just pop in for like five minutes
and be the funniest part of the movie.
Well yeah, and then Billy Madison.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
As the bus driver, I'm not necessarily going here
by body of work also.
He's got a good one though.
Like you could factor that in,
but I'm going by pure funny.
I'm going on just sheer raw talent of them.
You see them on the screen. How fucking funny are they in that scene, in that movie?
So that's what we're going by. I'm not necessarily going by a catalog. If people are like, oh, what about...
How many movies did he do or blah blah blah fucking blah?
You know what I mean, so
Black sheep almost heroes. Yeah, most heroes is fun, but Tommy boy is the classic Tommy boys the best
It's so funny
You know it's again good heart. Yeah good story
What's the sweetness he had is like even when he was angry there's he had he just
oozed like a warmth that I think was was huge. Yep. For him. Yeah he's one of the
funniest. Great number one pick. We all love him. Alright so I'm going to number two pick overall in the draft. I
Hate to do this to Strider this is his hero. I don't even know if Shire was gonna pick this guy
Yeah, I'm pretty confident. You were gonna pick this guy number one
So I'm sorry to do this to you. I
Love this guy so much similar to Chris Farley
funny in the lead, funny in support, a huge body of
work and just pure, pure funny.
Like you just look at him and you're laughing.
And dude, if he has his shirt off, it's over.
And it's funny because he's like a good looking dude, but there's just something hilarious
about the way he moves through the world.
I'm going Will Ferrell.
Yeah, it's hard to argue with that. I love him.
I mean, old school, he had that run, old school. I mean, old school, him and old school.
I think that's still the best movie of that era as far as comedies.
Yep. Did Wedding Crashers?
Wedding Crashers, Anchorman, Step Brothers, Elf.
Elf is incredible.
Well then just him as an SNL sketch performer.
He's probably the best sketch performer
that the show's ever had.
Dude, the campaign.
He's really funny in that too, sorry.
Step Brothers.
What are we saying about his music?
His musicality's incredible.
Like all the musical characters he does.
And like, dude, you watch the guy.
He is the master of sketch comedy, dude.
He's truly the best.
Yeah, I love him.
He's why I started doing comedy.
Yeah, Farrell's a great pick.
Yeah, his body, and dude, even like, yeah,
when he was in like Superstar,
like just his little number two stuff, he's so funny.
Night at the Roxbury.
What do you mean that movie?
Dude, Austin Powers.
Oh yeah, he's very real.
Oh yeah, he's real.
Oh, so good.
Oh, my leg, speaking to, his commitment, dude.
They would say on SNL,
writers would, he would commit to everything unquestionably.
In his groundedness, he brings to have something absurd
is great and almost unparalleled.
He's the best.
Mugatu as the villain in Zoolander, great.
Yeah, the chat likes it.
They're saying maybe the best 10 year run
of any comedic actor.
Which is so hard to stay relevant as a comedian.
Cause we get sick of your shtick pretty quick.
As soon as you do your shtick, we're already over it.
He had a lot of like, you know,
he has that same thing that Farley had
that a lot of these guys have is that deep like ability.
Yeah. Yeah.
And they're just funny guys.
And his George Bush is amazing too.
Yeah, that takes him to the next level.
When he did that one man show,
yeah, that is next level.
His George Bush was amazing.
I mean, he has some of the top SNL moments,
some of the top movies in his prime.
I would say in his most recent stuff,
not the best, but the thing about him is
you know he can be funny at the drop of a hat
Yeah, you know when he does appearances and stuff. He's still really funny
Yeah, like it's hard to get me to go see his movies now, but yeah, I mean, you know, he's 30 years in yeah
He'll have a big late one. That's a
banger. Yeah, but I and then is his best
That's a banger. Yeah.
But I, and then is his best appearance ever though,
Wedding Crashers.
Yeah.
100%.
His, his bit, and that is so good.
And do you remember being in the theater when he,
cause the movie's already the fucking shit.
And then he walked out and I just remember I was like
slapping everybody else.
Holy crap.
I mean, it's the best part of the movie.
His face, go pick the top left photo.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yeah. What are you saying? Good. He's like, good, good. The sadness he has when he's left photo. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. That. What are you saying?
Good.
He's like, good.
He's good.
His sadness.
He has to be saying that.
Yeah.
Oh, dude.
I already watched this.
Yeah.
He's so funny.
It's so good.
Oh, the meatloaf.
Fuck.
What was he doing back there?
Orange County guy too, right?
Yep.
Irvine went to uni high.
Let's go.
Dude, the physicality when the girl comes down the stairs and he's going hey, babe. Hey, do you do it?
Hey, what are you?
Going like this. It's so funny
And I gotta say JT you do deserve this pick because when we played at that sick-ass golf tournament shout out
What up ATC Bertolina for getting us in there and we'll Feral was there and he was leaving and that guy
Who's this old sports anchor Kenny something or whatever?
Kenny man Kenny man really whatever, Kenny Maine?
Kenny Maine, yeah.
Really nice guy, Kenny Maine was a super nice guy.
But Kenny Maine was talking to Will Ferrell a lot
because they know each other, they like done stuff
and I wanted to say hi really bad and I was like,
I'm not doing it, I'm not saying hi, I can't do it.
You're like, dude, you gotta say hi.
He's here and then you went up and you go,
in a perfect go, excuse me, Mr. Ferrell,
just wanna say my buddy and I are big fans of yours,
like very nice and he goes, oh, thanks, man. And I just shook his hand, I was like, I excuse me, Mr. Farrell, just wanna say my buddy and I are big fans of yours, like very nice, and he goes, oh thanks, man,
and I shook his hand, I was like, I love you, man,
and he's like, thank you, thank you.
So that was sweet.
Did he just give you a pound?
He might have given a pound, but very brief,
and was like.
And then he gave that classic Warfare-O look,
where you just.
Yep, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we had to get in there.
All right, well you're up now, Strider.
I know you're sad, I'm sorry, dude.
I am sad, that's my guy. You're my boy
But this next guy I'm happy to have him
He's an icon. He's a live-action
Cartoon the guys is straight up good-ass
Motherfucking actor has some of the most iconic roles of all time and you watch him as a young child
There's roles this guy does
that if you put another actor in, it doesn't work.
This guy makes stuff that shouldn't work, work.
Jim Carrey.
Oh man.
He's unbelievable.
His face is putty.
Incredible.
Yeah, these are all first round guys.
He's amazing, dude.
He's Canadian, coming in here, getting it done.
You know, he's got a darkness to him in his later years.
It's just, he's unreal, dude.
Yeah, he's like...
He's truly unreal.
He's like, look, if you think money will make you happy, it won't.
I'm like, then give it away.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Then go live in a hut in the middle of Saskatchewan or whatever, dude.
I mean, Ace Ventura, me, myself, and Irene when I was a kid, I watched that movie like
a hundred times.
It's great. It's one of the best performances I was a kid, I watched that movie like 100 times. It's great.
It's one of the best performances I've ever seen.
I think it might be his best.
I think it didn't get that credit
because he was already so established,
but I don't know, the turns he makes in that movie
are insane.
Yeah, I mean, Ace Ventura too, like they,
I think they, when they wrote it and the director,
they had a completely different idea for the character
and he just brought something totally new and they didn't think it was gonna work. Dude, the scene alone, when they wrote it and the director, they had a completely different idea for the character and he just brought something totally new
and they didn't think it was gonna work.
Dude, the scene alone, when he does the rewind
and closes the door and like plays it back
and the real time, I'm like,
that's the most unbelievable thing I've ever seen.
It's so good. Yeah, the manic intensity
but just nailing it.
Yeah. Dude, yeah.
And you look at some of these movies like,
Liar Liar, I don't know if there's any other comedian
that could have pulled that movie off. Yeah. Like it's all him every scene is like get out of the way and just let Jim Carrey
Work and it works like that movie was a banger
Yeah, he's a freaking beast the mask I mean every kid the mask was iconic yeah
Dumb and dumber. I mean baby. Do I even need to say it? Lloyd Christmas? Come on. Yeah, he's
So fucking you know, we're only doing it for the comedian stuff, but of the guys we've picked
He's got the most dramatic chops. Yeah, but we're not talking about that, but it's
But it's interesting that he's got this guy can act
It's not that in and there's another comedic actor who might be on here who can also do the drama
And you know this that happens in all these Chris these Chris Farley never got the chance to do it
Will Ferrell's try to do it not as great, but Carrie the guy can bring it dramatic
What about what about cable guy ahead of its time funny movie? Yeah ahead of its time. It's so good, dude
Yeah, you know what's kind of interesting about Carrie Tuesday like he's his voice here. Yeah, like Will Ferrell has Adam McKay. That's his like
Uh, Jim Carrey doesn't really have that he's worked with a lot. He's worked with the Fairly brothers
He's he's worked with ben stiller from cable guys. I guess he's got two Fairly brothers ones
Yeah, dumb and dumber and me myself. Maybe that's his best like comic team
I don't even know who directed the mask
No, that's the thing that those movies weren't really like director movies
And he's done some for the money to you know Lemony schnicketts
Mr. Popper's penguins so yeah, so he do you great? I mean in living color can I mention that yeah?
I'm a fire marshal bill do when he comes all the counts
instructor when he does a somersault on his head
It's one of the most unbelievable entrances I've ever seen to a scene in my entire life in a living color. It's unreal, dude
He's getting kick ass. And so what what was his?
It started to dip with what like Bruce Almighty. That's when we were like, yeah when he was doing those
Yes, man, maybe it started with yes, man, even though that's not a terrible movie. Bruce Almighty is not terrible
Yeah, they didn't neither of them felt like ins. I don't remember people quoting them. No, was he also in Evan Almighty? No
Who might who might be on someone's list you might because we're doing TV to restore at the movie guys
But it could be that all right. Well Chad you're up with two picks. Oh the Grinch forgot about that
That's incredible. I think as the grand shock center after we totally pick eat this. This is a really tough one
there's some.
Yeah, because there's some top names here,
but then there's a pick that I feel like I should take
because I watched his movies so much as a kid.
He's still relevant today.
He's still crushing it today.
I think he's one of the biggest names in the past 30 years
He's always funny and he's he's charming. He I think he had the best part of the Oscars this year he and
I'm gonna go Adam Sandler
Yeah, he was up there for me I I mean that run of Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy, I love Big Daddy.
Yeah, those are all great. Those are some of the first movies that got me into comedy movies and shit.
Yeah, I mean Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, probably my two favorite movies growing up.
Yeah, back to back incredible.
His anger is so funny. Yes.
I love Big Daddy.
And you know, he's, he went kind of the route
of punchline for a while, but he's emerged victorious
and on top, uncut gems, a punch drunk love.
Good movie.
I mean, he's a great actor on top of that.
And I think he's just such great actor on top of that.
And I think he's just such a beloved icon in the culture.
Yeah.
He's the everyman and he's a good dude.
So.
You know what I always noticed like with Sandler movies
is like he would put his boys in it.
I remember like first seeing that and I'm like,
oh, that's like Sandler's boy and he'd pop up in that.
And you're like, oh, he uses the same dudes. And I was always yeah, I'm like oh, that's like Sandler's boy and he'd pop up in that you're like Oh, he uses the same dudes and I was always like I liked that. Yeah, wait minus the check
There's nice and picks. I saw that one. I'm like good. Don't fucking show that. Yeah
Yes, no it wasn't yeah
My next pick because this guy.
We'll never know.
We'll never know.
This guy dominated.
I don't even want to come back to me, bro.
I was going to get that in round two.
This guy dominated stand up in the 70s.
He has one of my favorite movies of all time, The Jerk.
Incredible run of movies in the 80s and 90s.
He's still funny today.
He has my favorite style of comedy. And I remember when I was starting comedy,
I read his book, Born Standing Up.
And one thing I love about him is he talked about
in the 70s how everyone, it was the Vietnam War,
everyone was going negative.
And he's like, why don't I go the opposite way?
And why don't I do a different style of comedy
where I believe he said there's no punchline and I just love Steve Martin. Yeah I like the pick in the
sense that I like Steve Martin but as far as comedic actor goes what are we
what are we referencing big with that as far as his
acting?
I mean, The Jerk is my favorite.
Okay, yeah, The Jerk.
He's a great actor writer.
Planes, trains, automobiles.
Okay, yeah.
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid.
The guy can do it all.
Roxanne, JT talks about his performance in that as being like...
If you watch LA Story or Roxanne, which are the ones he wrote, they're genius.
And there's nothing else like them.
It's like, uh, you know what?
I'll, it's the highest praise I can give a movie.
They feel French as fuck.
And you love French cuisine.
Jazz.
This makes sense.
Yes.
Three meagres.
One thing I love about him too is, one thing I love about him is, uh, I'll, you
know, like in his SNL 50 speech, I love when he plays dumb, but I also love like there's little bits in his master class intro where he's like playing the banjo
And then it keeps going and he's like stop you know like hits it just little things like that. It's just so smart
He's that's what it is is of all the guys we've picked. He's like a accomplished playwright
He's like an art connoisseur he plays dumb, but there's this thing where you're watching him where you can just tell he's got like a super computer for a brain
yeah, and there's something really aspirational about it, but but then also a
My blue heaven the movie with another really good comic actor
He just plays like a mobster in it, but he does it Steve Martin style and it's so funny and weird
Yeah, he's got a lot of good movies and he
Not to be braggy, but there was a moment in time where it was rumored that my mom was gonna go on a date with
Well, yeah, okay. This is a genuine pick then I do believe you got ass. This is legit
Dude I'll bring down the house the chat mentioned that your mom was gonna go out with him for
Dude bringing down the house chat mention that your mom was gonna go out with him for dude. Yeah, dude bringing down the house
Never saw when he oh you haven't seen that we let Tifa. Yeah, when he when he plays black. It's so
He's like he's like
He's like he's like where are you from? Do you swerve snowman?
Don't look like I got honky written on my foot of course. I cause I'm gonna swear
I'm trying to and then he's like he's like I'm trying to get some of that boo fanned at an ass. Put that booty and put it on
the glass. He's just a supremely talented guy. Even in his later years, he's got like the number
one show on TV right now, him, Martin Shor and what's her name? Selena Gomez. Selena Gomez in
Only Murders in the Building. It's an amazing show.
Every demographic loves it.
The writing's incredible.
The performances are so charming.
The guy plays banjo.
He's like a master banjoist.
Yeah.
I don't even know if that's the word.
You got to give him extra credit.
No, his banjo's crazy.
Dude, his Born Standing Up best book on comedy.
His play is crazy.
And then he wrote a novel, Shop Girl, that got turned into a movie it's dude it's a beautiful book he's he's he's crazy
he's prolific he's crazy crazy talented he was born in Waco and I think he's I
don't know sure he's kind of an OC guy yeah Garry Rose philosophy yeah he worked
at Knott's Berry farm yeah yep yeah yeah doing like vaudeville shit no he's it's
all of the C guys.
It's not a surprise that we got a bunch of the heavy hitters.
These are the dudes.
All right. Here we go, dude.
So time to shape a list.
I've got my character guy, my funny guy, my silly putty, transformative bro.
Right now, I'm going with the OG Riz Lord himself.
This guy is just himself being funny, Bill Murray.
No!
Yeah, it's a good pick.
Bill Murray's the fucking man, dude.
Yeah, I like that.
Ghostbusters, and then also his later years,
and his acting is under, this guy can make you,
put you in stitches with literally a head nod and a look,
and can say everything in
the human experience. The guy is straight up funny, dude. I'm just sorry. The guy through and through.
And he's a, he's a, the legend of him in real life. He's built up so much legend around,
I remember in high school, I always hear these stories, but like, they'd be like, oh, like,
legend around have about that I remember in high school I always hear these stories but like they'd be like oh like I heard like one time this guy was just
eating lunch at this restaurant and he sees Bill Murray yeah and Bill Murray
comes up and grabs a fry off his plate and eats it and he's like you'll never
believe this he's like no he's like no one will ever believe you yeah hilarious
stuff like that and he like famously doesn't have a cell phone or like you can reach him by like email or something.
He's a lot of his later movies are so good too.
He truly has aura and I took this pic because Carl Spackler, his character in Caddyshack,
which is like the best movie of its time.
Him and like Chevy Chase was the biggest star, Bill Murray was the biggest star. He was on set for like six days and just does this character and dude his laugh and his monologue.
I mean his monologue of the Cinderella story is one of the best comedic monologues of all time. Yeah, it's just it's a great pick.
He's an icon. Yeah, he's unreal. You got a great list. That's who I would have gone with. It's a great pick.
That's who I would have gone with. It's a great pick.
Parish.
Some of the indie movies too,
like Broken Flowers or the Wes Anderson stuff.
Yeah, later Wes Anderson.
Isn't that the highbrow shit that's fucking hilarious too?
All right, you know what?
I'm bummed I didn't get Bill Murray
because I think it would have made my list unstoppable,
but I think I'm still in very good shape
because this next guy
Was the most famous man in the world, which is so rare for a comedic actor. He was the
Maybe the first rock star
Comedian he did it as a kid and he just had it like I don't know if anyone's ever had it more than this guy had it and
I'm going with one of my all-time faves. I'm going with Eddie Murphy. Yeah, I knew that. Yes I would have taken Eddie Murphy if I didn't take Murray
Dude, yeah huge and I ruled the 80s and so he could be the lead in like an action comedy like Beverly Hills cop
He was believable like dude. He does it in that movie. He did where he was a boxer with Jackie Chan or with Owen Wilson
He's got to do some boxing like Eddie Murphy has hands. He's an athlete but dude still funny as a leading man
but then also like
Coming to America. He's playing six different guys in the barbershop. All the characters are amazing for my money
I think coming to America is maybe the best
Comedy film of all time. It's got every kind of joke in it
and I think it's his kind of masterpiece as an actor because he plays this likeable lead
But then he gets to all the character shit, and I think if you watch that movie
You it's like a full meal. It has everything you could want from a comedy news totally satisfying
I think yeah, yeah, he's just a rare rare talent and then look
I know we're not talking about the dramatic stuff, but he can do that
But then the thing that of all the guys we've done besides maybe
Martin Eddie Murphy stand-up is just done really rediculous if you get like
delirious or raw I mean it's over nothing will make you laugh harder than
Eddie Murphy raw it's yeah it's unreal yeah and I was gonna mash yeah these
guys do not or I mean come on I'm glad I didn't take this shot at Sandler
But I wanted to I was gonna say no one has more bad movies right Adam Sandler, but actually Eddie Murphy
I mean how to mention is atrocious. Yeah. Yeah, what do you do? I?
Had a partner who loved that with her one time and I was like, we're probably not long
Business old business partner of yours
long business old business partner of yours romantic also JT we gotta say sorry I didn't mean to talk about my own personal about any movies when with the
dick Abbersall years at SNL Murphy saved that show when Laura Michaels was gone
if it wasn't for Murphy maybe we don't even have SNL nowadays or would you come
back in some stranger version but yeah the guy dominated that show, unbelievably versatile.
His Mr. Robinson's neighborhood where he plays Mr. Rogers.
Yeah.
It's just so good.
And I mean, 19 years old.
Yeah, it's unreal.
Yeah, these old SNL guys, you gotta give them love.
He did a Dolemite movie.
His performance at Dolemite is unreal.
It was so good.
It's unreal.
That movie was good.
Shrek. Yeah, 20 unreal. That movie was good.
Shrek.
Yeah.
Great voice.
20 Places.
Great movie, dude.
Yeah, Mulan.
Bowfinger.
Bowfinger, he's great in Bowfinger.
He's so funny in Bowfinger.
I gotta show it to the Laker girls.
Yeah, he's got a little, you know what, and you look at like Life and like, what was that
crazy Holy Man movie?
That's a weird movie. He's got a little bit of that Jim Carrey in him where he's like, look man, I'm a comedian,
but there's a dark mystery inside of me too.
Do you think he'll ever come out with another standup special?
It's been like real weird for the past like 10 years.
I bet you he does one.
Be awesome.
He was great on SNL 50, man.
He did a lot of sketches.
Like in SNL 40 he famously didn't play ball, but in SNL 50 he was awesome
He almost got too big. He just kind of like
Yeah got over it. Yeah, he seems like he seemed like he was bored of it
Bill Murray has a little bit of that too where like they were like yeah
I mastered this thing and it's kind of like whatever for me
All right. Yeah, I feel really close to being at that level.
But then he, but then he,
but then he, but then he does,
like he has that, but then he does movies
like Haunted Mansion, you know.
Well you gotta, these are paydays.
Someone's offering you $20 million to like, what?
And you guys are getting a little too deep
in the catalog of things.
I mean, just, hey.
Did his voiceover move along screen?
They were on screen, did they hit?
Were they funny, were they great?
I mean if you don't hold all this stuff against them. I mean, yeah, sorry
Sorry, you got a stick is jake take away stick to why you picked them. Yeah, don't try and talk yourself out of it
You took them. Yeah, let me tell you guys that I do that a lot
All right, Joe Joe what it's two in a row thing is tough because then you're like, oh am I gonna get this person later?
I think the fourth and fifth rounds will be a really interesting
so now I have two guys that I want to pick and
And I guess it doesn't really matter which order I take them because I'm gonna get both of them now anyway
I think there's only two certified first rounders still on the board. Man. All right yeah these
are the guys that I had check marks next to so I'll just take him now because I
think it sounds better if I get this guy in the third round sounds like more of a
more of a steal.
So I'm going for that kind of vibe.
So right now I'm going to take Jack Black.
I think you could have gotten later, but I love.
Well, I love him, though. Maybe.
But again, I'm talking pure comedy.
If you see this guy, you're you're you're talking comedic actor.
This guy, I'm laughing at everything.
I'm laughing very hard.
I'm watching Saving Silverman.
I'm laughing and I won't stop.
He's great in that.
I'm not gonna stop laughing.
Orange County, he's amazing in Orange County.
Yeah, again, Orange County,
just absolutely fucking hysterical.
School of Rock, that movie's just brilliant.
Tropic Thunder.
Yeah.
He's so funny in Tropic Thunder.
I mean, the guy, yeah.
He makes a one note character very dynamic and fun in that.
Also his musicality and his breakout role,
which I think was in High Fidelity.
No, was it High Fidelity?
When he does Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye
and sings that and like nails it, it's incredible.
It's one of the greatest like breakout performances of all time
So fucking good. All right, then I'm gonna follow that up with Chevy Chase
Good pick. I love Chevy Chase. Here's the thing. I'm not a Chevy Chase guy, but I respect the pick
Yeah, see people are gonna hold whatever their personal feelings are
Okay, we don't know the guy. I know I'm I'm I know his daughter. Well, gonna say I'm a fan of Schumer. I know his daughter well. How
are you not a fan of Schumer? Oh yeah. You know his daughter well? He's one of the best
sketch performers ever. I mean the guy's, he's absolutely, you're holding personal.
No, no, no. Christmas Vacations. Christmas Vacations. Fucking insane. Amazing. The whole
vacation. And you reference Caddyshack, that movie doesn't work without him.
I do, yeah, I love him in Caddyshack.
Yeah, all the vacation movies are great.
And again, if you just want to talk facial expressions and that kind of nuance kind of stuff,
I mean, he's fantastic at it.
Yes, I think that might be it. I don't like his facial expressions that much.
They're kind of like, I mean, he does some good stuff with his eyes in the vacation movies.
Too smirky?
Yeah, it's a little too smirky, but he is a beast.
The joke's not on him, the joke's on the other guy.
Yeah, and there's a lot of ego,
and I think this is a known thing,
there's like ego in his performance.
But no, he's a beast, he's an icon.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's a lot of things.
He's very funny in dirty work,
as the gamble addicted doctor.
Fletch is great.
I made some bad bets, you know, the nine years old.
Oh yeah.
The Mets and then he goes, Rocky.
And he's like, what you bet on Rocky and you bet against Rocky.
And he goes, hindsight's 20-20.
Yeah, I'm talking about who's funny. I'm not, you know, I think
you guys are getting a little too personal with your list here. Oh, is that person a
good guy? No, I'm not thinking about it. That's not what I'm saying. Oh, did this guy give
to charity last year? No, that's not what I'm saying. Other people say that and you're
saying that's my argument. Does this guy have a small dick? I would like that.
Maybe.
It's true.
Yeah, we might be coming at it too critically.
Yeah per-uuge.
Alright.
Alright, back to JT.
You can host.
I think you'd feel better if you were hosting the show.
Hosting what?
The show right now?
All right this next guy. I love this guy. I love him. I love him as a writer I love him as a director. I love him as a performer for my money
He might be right there with Will Ferrell in having the most iconic comedy films
I'm talking top of the heap tier one
Hall of fame comedy films.
He's been a mainstay in our lives for 30 years.
He's versatile, but man, when he locks in just on that comic funny bone, he can take
it to a dark level, a twisted level that is completely unique, but always exciting.
I'm going Ben Stiller.
Yeah, I, damn it. See I had him on my list too. I wasn going Ben Stiller. Yeah, I
Damn it. See I had him on my list too. I wasn't sure to get him now We're smart to go Chevy chase before Penn Stiller
Well, I mean
Joe ain't winning this I
Love Ben Stiller too, but I mean
Tropic Thunder, but there's also something about Mary also have a lot of there's also a lot of Ben Stiller hate
Totally totally people think his stick of being like the neurotic guy
Yeah, but look that's comic act what look at Joe taking a negative after saying he doesn't go to a hammer
That's cuz we hammered it. Look at it. Well. Yeah, I because I
Praising your pick I'm not I'm not talking down
Zoolander this is this is the hardest draft that's ever been done.
There's so much competition.
Starsky and Hutch is amazing.
Look, I get why people say it's too much this,
it's too much that.
I'm like, dude, just look at his performances
in Heavyweights, Happy Gilmore, Orange County.
He's really good in Orange County as the firefighter.
The guy is a real actor.
I agree.
He's got real acting agree. He's got real
acting chops. He's been in some great dramas. And when he locks
in, especially when he's the writer creator on it, you know,
it's gonna be a movie that lasts forever. His dodgeball. I'm not
a huge dodgeball, but I love dodgeball. You know, he does. I
would say versatile. Meet the Parents is iconic, but he plays
a lot of the same character like the guy from Heavyweight, the
guy from dodgeball, and the guy from Tropic Thunder
Yeah minutes ago
Same three guys yeah
That's character but I'm so happy Gilmore is not the same guy. Well, you know what's happening He's like the orderly
Oh, and you guys are funny funny in Happy Gilmore? Yeah.
He's amazing.
Dude, well now your back's gonna hurt.
Can you just pick up?
Yeah, yeah.
Ben Stiller is amazing, dude.
I don't think that's the same character as Heavyweights.
But they're a little different.
The character in Heavyweights is more vulnerable too.
The Happy Gilmore character is just pure evil.
Yeah, Big Ben, his TV show,
one of the first sketch shows, very ahead of its time.
Tremendous oeuvre.
Yeah, and he's truly an art tour.
But we're just talking comedic performers right here.
I think as an art tour, and comedic voice.
You took credit on Carrie for the dramas.
I take credit on all of it for me,
but for you I gotta take you down.
So this is what I'm saying. I just just gotta say he does well as a leading man though
He does do well as a leader. I would say in a lot of his movies. He's not the funniest part of a lot of his movies
No, I mean you maybe you could say that but I still wouldn't like the ones I would have discredit him for that
I'm doing some saying
Heavyweight I was hoping to get him later probably But that's because he's directing them. That's what I'm saying. He's a beast. That's what I'm saying. Is he the funniest part of heavyweights?
I was hoping to get him later.
Probably.
Is he the funniest part of Meet the Parents?
No.
De Niro.
I think that's all.
I don't know.
I think that Stiller's setting him up though, dude.
No, Stiller's doing a great job.
And that, you know what?
That's a great point.
Because as a comedic performer, you've got to be able to set people up.
He's setting them up.
And that's huge.
What about Denny? That's huge.
I think that actor was at the Comedy Store recently.
Oh yeah, the brother.
Yeah, he was.
Was he really?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was him.
I know this guy.
I knew these kids weren't going to...
See, the people voting don't know Eddie Murphy.
No, they don't.
And Eddie Murphy is a beast.
I'm getting boned here.
To put Jack Black above Eddie Murphy and Bill Murray and Steve Martin? What is the chat doing?
Oh, Jay came in first in the voting on round two?
Yo.
Oh man, I love this chat.
Yeah, dude.
Thanks, guys.
What TikToker should we be choosing chat?
Don't make me mad.
Get outta here.
It's just the Asian.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm just talking raw talent on screen.
But remember, Aaron's the one we're calling.
Yes. And he's gonna one we're calling. Yes
Yeah, and he's gonna make a lot of my next pick. Well, Aaron will be like, oh, I don't like good
This guy may be created the most quotable character of all time
He's got franchises on days for days
He is truly versatile the guy, I love my Canadians.
I'm going with Mike Myers.
Great pick.
Yeah, he was on my board.
I didn't even have him on my board.
In him as Wayne's world.
That's great.
As Wayne's world is, it's unbelievable.
Great character, great reference comedy.
The guy, which is, you know, I guess people shame on that
now, but he is amazing at it.
And he can play a lead.
So I married a axe murder charming. Yeah.
And the guy's character work is unbelievable, dude. He's,
what's he been doing lately? Dude, nothing.
He made one of the worst shows of all time on Netflix called like the Pintovar it.
It's so bad. It's bad, huh? It's real bad.
But the guy also known like Eddie Murphy
puts on different wigs and plays different characters in the same movie, which is
You know that's that's points in comedic performance. Yeah, that's the Austin Powers movies
I can't forget Austin Powers alone rain. Those were he's a real writer too
Like he's got to write it if he doesn't write it. He's basically not in it
Yeah, awesome powers and Wayne's World alone, I mean.
Yeah, I agree with you.
You got a very good list.
It's unreal.
And I know you were attacking my list
because I know you see how strong my,
I'm dialed in today.
I love what you're doing over there.
I love what you're doing over there.
But you might have the list.
I love what Chad's doing.
Joey?
Yeah, we don't know.
But Chad, Chad's got two big picks here.
Oh, man, this is tough.
I mean, all of this is solid so far.
I mean, who can argue with the,
I mean, you guys are holding personal vendettas
against people that you don't even know.
Yeah, I'm a psycho dude.
I mean, what can I tell you?
I'm asleep.
I think I got a little bit of TV.
Smart.
This guy had a breakout in Bruce Almighty.
I think he brought, I think he gave us maybe one of the last great comedy TV series, like
broadcast sitcom shows.
And he had a great run, 40 Old Virgin.
Damn it.
Steve Carell.
Another one of my picks.
Yeah, he's great.
Steve Carell's amazing.
Yeah.
Remember I used to famously not,
I used to bag on Steve Carell a little bit,
but he's awesome.
Well, when he went into drama,
it was kind of like, dude, come on.
He's rough.
He's rough.
Yeah.
His voice is tough.
Yeah, but I mean 40
old virgin the office yeah it's great crazy steep as well yeah I mean the
office itself is incredible well since he yeah if someone has a singular
performance that just so damn funny go with that yeah brick and anchorman is so
funny yeah 40 year old virgin in the office at the same time was a crazy moment
Yeah, and had his own comedic voice. Nobody did it like he did. No, I was making the jokes
he was audition tape for Anchorman is incredible where and
Yeah, I just think he's eight night. I know that was funny. He's so so funny
And I I mean his just his character in the office alone
is yeah it's fantastic. It's incredible. Yeah. You got two
Steve's. Dramatic stuff. Foxcatcher though he's good in that. Yeah. Alright this
this next guy I might get some I might get some heat for it. Give him the heat.
You know what I love this guy. I Give him the heat. But you know what? Give him the heat.
But you know what?
I love this guy.
I love this guy whenever I watch, you know, he had like a good run of movies and then
he just kind of stopped.
But the guy is an undeniable talent.
I love his standup and I love watching him on screen.
He makes me smile every time I watch one of his movies.
I'm going Chris Tucker.
Hey, he's on my list.
I like that. I do love Chris Tucker. Hey, he's on my list.
I like that.
I do love Chris Tucker.
I like that pic.
I like that he went personal.
He's hilarious.
Watch those Rush Hour movies.
Rush Hour, dude, I watch Rush Hour,
smile every time, he's incredible.
What was the other one, Money Talks with Charlie Sheen?
Yeah, Money Talk, Friday.
Yeah, oh yeah, Friday of course.
Fifth Element, he's amazing.
He's so good. Corbin, Corbin, my amazing. He's so good in the clubbing coming on man
And silverlings playbook. He's good, too. I just I love Chris Tucker, and yeah, I wish he had done more
Yeah, like that his Def Jam sets I
Remember watching that when I was starting stand up. I'd watch those on repeat because he's just the guy like
His facial expressions his energy his voice no. I'm not facial expressions, his energy, his voice.
No, I'm not giving you any heat for that.
His physicality.
I think that's a great pick.
I love Chris Tucker.
You know, I think there's almost some positive
to not being in a ton of stuff,
because then you don't,
a lot of these comic actors started to annoy us
because we saw so much of them.
And Chris Tucker, because he didn't do as much,
maybe he was starting to get there with Rush Hour 3,
I was like, come on, dude.
But then he stopped.
He stopped. He was like was like look I've done
enough yeah but they got some tax problems and he's like a real legit good
out like he's good in there he's just a very good actor yeah I love Chris Tucker
we needed some brothers on the list too all right Strider you're up. This is nut crunch time.
I would put you in pole position right now but you could, it could go.
Yeah this is where it starts to get interesting.
This is where it's nut crunch time.
I'm ready to hammer on some people for bad picks.
Chad's got a very good list.
I don't know if mine's going to win but I do love all those guys.
All these guys are great.
It's splitting hairs here.
That's why this is such a hard draft.
That's what we do.
Yep.
Oh buddy.
Strider.
You're not sure.
Fourth round.
You're not sure what to do here.
You're not sure where you're going.
Pick 14.
This isn't it's funny you say this is nut crunch time
because right here.
Yeah crunch.
I think I'm going to put a lady on my list. think I'm gonna put a lady on my list
hey I'm putting a lady on my list here and there's two that I have in mind
Eddie Izzard
dude uh oh man
I would say
I would say, you know, I'm just going to go with who I do think is, has she kind of become a bigger star now?
Before you say it, are we doing actresses?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, yeah.
My fiancee is watching and she's like, you guys should just do men because it's getting
a little late to start throwing chicks in.
But actually, I think we should throw chicks in.
Yeah. OK.
And I think-
We could do just female.
No, let's mix them in here.
You want to mix them in?
Yeah.
OK.
You could.
Because there's a lot of them.
I mean, you really could do men and women.
Let's just do them all together.
All right.
Damn, dude.
This is a toss up between these two girls.
I'm just going to go with straight up she's fucking
hilarious. She's not, she actually might be a bigger star now. I don't know. I'm
gonna go with Melissa McCarthy. Great pick. She's absolutely fucking hilarious
dude. Just the way she eats ranch dressing. I had four women on my list none
of them were her but she's funny. She's amazing. I think she's absolutely
hilarious. I think she inspires the lady that I was thinking about who's maybe a
bit amazing but I mean she's an unbelievable star dude. Early TV career
can straight up just straight up act and then her performance in Bridesmaids did
where she brings the heart to where she's like I'm your friend I'm standing
right here the way she's able to do that while also being the funniest character
in the movie like a will I think she's the Will Ferrell of ladies like I think
that's why I love her so much and she's so fucking good dude yeah I agree I
think she's hilarious my beef with this pic is is bridesmaids really her only
good movie okay no spy No, Spy is good.
Spy is good?
Spy is good.
And then The Heat.
Well she's great in The Heat.
She's amazing in The Heat.
Well she's great as what's-his-name,
Billy Gardell's wife and what is it, Mike and Molly?
Yeah, yeah, her TV career is pretty.
Yeah, I mean you gotta factor all that stuff in.
It's not just the movie catalog.
Gilmore Girls, which I watched with my wife
instead of gaming and stuff like this person funny at acting
We're not saying stage screen what you know, it's in her sketch stuff, dude
Like when she comes on SNL, she truly dominates you get to see her versatility as a comedic performer
Yeah, she's a beast dude. I
Think it was good. We went with the gal. I'm sure that's the gal I would have gone with but she's
Hilarious would know so I think I know who your other gal was and I think it was pretty close. It's close. Yeah
Alright. Well, it's a great pick
All right up next there's so many good people still available. Yeah, but I'm just gonna go pure funny
I'm talking about when this guy's face is on camera, you're laughing. He has
been a mainstay throughout a lot of our lives. I think he's actually kind of took
the crown from Will Ferrell in terms of just like, dude, just show up and be a
funny looking man and deliver lines funny. I'm going Danny McBride.
Oh, great pick. He's on my list. He's on my list.
I wasn't even thinking of McBride.
I wasn't even thinking about him either.
He's a funny dude.
Yeah.
Just a funny, funny guy.
And when he first came on the scene,
Oh dude.
Just like in Pineapple Express,
or even like his little scene in Observe and Report,
where just like when he gets insecure and macho
at the same time, always funny,
in a hot rod when he punches a guy goes is my hat now
This is definitely my hat and then you think about the this stuff he's made like his shows
Vice principals eastbound and down. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, right. Just gem
So, I mean these shows are gonna last forever. He's one of the few guys who still gets a big budget to do big hard comedy
Yeah, yeah big hard just an Yeah. Yeah, big hard comedy.
Just an absolute legend.
Oh man, and then this is the end.
Yeah.
He's amazing in that.
That was where you were like, oh, he's the next dominator.
Yeah.
The true round pick.
I like it.
When he cooked the whole room.
Oh yeah.
And then when Franco puts the gun to him and he's like, I'm gonna shoot your dick off.
And then he goes, listen, do it.
Then he throws it and goes, you don't have enough bullets.
Does he put it in his mouth? It's so good. Then he goes listen do it they throws it goes you don't have enough bullets
Are there so many rewatchable moments from eastbound and down to I mean this is more of a will ferrell moment
but when when I will fear when he's facing off against
Will ferrell and his gang oh, he's like
in this sculpture completed by Bob Duado.
Fuck Bob Duado and fuck you too.
Dude, the clip where also the actor Steve Little is so funny in that.
He's the guy who's like obsessed with Kenny Powers.
When they do the clips, the outtakes of the Fiexens.
The outtakes from East Pounded Down might be the funniest ever.
And the Will Ferrell, Dan McBride one of the marbles, and then Craig Robinson's in
there is probably one of the funniest things.
Let the boy watch.
Oh, yeah, about my plums.
Yeah.
Deep in my plums.
That is so funny, dude.
You've got a great sense of humor.
Yeah.
He seems like a great guy, too.
Yeah.
Okay.
So fucking good.
That's a great pick, dude.
That's a steal right there.
So look, we've got a steal in the draft. JT's List is't work now. I wasn't even thinking about that. I don't know about that
You know what? He thought this is doing what I did my list yesterday
I'm on my big board and drafting poorly and I did my list yesterday
I was like I'm missing someone and I was like, oh McBride. Yeah, it's a good list. He's undeniably funny
All right
Now this is where we kind of tie it all together. You got two picks here, brother
Who's the Kyle monung guy of the draft?
That's what the Bears took in the seventh round running back out of Rutgers who's gonna be a stud
So he's still on my big board he's one of my highlighted picks and I'm glad he's and I'm glad he's still here
At the end of the fourth round Wow. yeah, I'm taking Nick Swartzen.
And Joe's list is pretty bad now, dude.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Nick Swartzen.
Are you kidding me?
We're talking comedic acting?
Are you fucking serious?
Did you watch Grandma's Boy?
Have you seen him as Terry in Reno 911?
You put this guy in anything. He's fucking making you laugh
He is funny. He is funny. Did you say that's what I'm going for. That's the category
You just picked Melissa McCarthy
She's aware guys ten I honestly think if you put this my car is like yours roles
He's light years ahead of Melissa McCarthy and funny. I don't think that's true
No, I literally think Melissa McCarthy could play every one of Nick Swartz's role
I think Melissa McCarthy is I like Nick Swartz in two, but I think Melissa McCarthy's funnier
Nick Swartz to me is one of the funniest fucking people you see
No, these are the funniest people ever but like Reno 911 his character is amazing hilarious. Yeah, thank you roller blades fun
Yeah, but if I will say this if there was a movie what if there's a movie
It's like hey Nick Swardin's the leader Melissa McCarthy's the lead
I think I'd rather go see the Melissa McCarthy one
Yep, and I think you could have taken a different approach like you could approach
I don't think any of us are gonna say Charlie Chaplin
But if you would have done Charlie Chaplin here at Rizzi, I'd rise you but I get it. He's an icon
I'm not going by that. Yeah, I'm not going by any kind of status. That's
not how I pick my list. I'm picking by the category of what we're talking about.
He is hilarious though. I got a...
Okay, yeah. So that's why I picked him.
We gotta start picking some chicks. My fiance's pissed. I'm in the dog house for real.
Well that, I mean, I think you could probably do as a whole separate thing
We might just do a separate one with comic actresses. I mean what the fuck then I get to read then I got to repeat
Well, that's what I'm saying. He's still weak
You can still do women on this one
But we're also gonna give women their own because with this you could do like up out for you guys
I was saying earlier before we started like you could do like ten rounds of this
This is the most stacked draft that you've ever done before we started, you could do like 10 rounds of this. Nope, we're not doing that. That's probably true.
This is the most stacked draft that you've ever done.
Yeah.
I mean, it's...
This is a comedic performers list.
This isn't, and you better not market it
as we don't take women.
Cannot do that, we're taking ladies on here,
and if you guys don't do it, it's your own damn fault.
I have women on my list.
Oh, you know what?
I actually want a woman.
Yeah, there's fucking hilarious women. All right, so list. Oh, you know what? I actually want a woman. Yeah, there's fucking hilarious women.
All right, so this is my-
You know what?
I actually want one.
Yeah, Ellen.
This is my last pick.
You want Ellen, dude.
17, right, Jake?
Yeah.
Right, yeah, Joe.
Hard to even get this pick out of the way, dude.
No, this is-
Ding, dude.
See, this is hard, because it's like-
Yeah, see, now this is where it gets
interesting. I got it. Yeah see now this gets to the point where it's like hey
this is where you take a Swarson or your guy you know what I mean? I mean who
knows who Joe's gonna take at this point? Yeah Joe's going with like
Joe LaTruglia
Oh no steak guys man, they're funny as shit those guys
So I'm trying to drill into the apartment. Oh, maybe so much trying to spy on us, dude
But now that you guys put the pressure of now the
Do we take a woman
No, don't you know? I was actually kind of I thought it would be good to represent us as we actually are not as we want to appear
And if we have misogynistic taste so be it we can face the brunt of that and take it on honestly
So I actually think it's good to represent our real selves and say hey look
We're kind of blind when it comes to female stuff,
but we're not pretending otherwise.
And we're happy to discuss it with our partners
when we get home, because I love you, babe.
Beautifully put.
Yeah, would you talk about cock a lot?
Yeah, I'm obsessed with my little penis.
All right.
All right, is it still me?
Yep.
Doing research.
My fiance, do I do this or this?
She just texted me.
Well yeah, she's like making me feel bad now.
She goes, you're on your own.
Your list isn't bad, dude.
It's funny, dude.
No, I got a good list.
I got a good list, but she's got to pull up for the gowns.
What are you going to do?
No, that's what I list. I got a good list, but she's you know she's got to pull up for the house What are you gonna do?
No, that's why I love you got a you
It's a different category. No, it's not it's not difficult. They're funny funny funny's funny period
But I'm very happy with my next pick and even though I'm panning a little bit to my fiance
There's no one I'd rather paint her too, and I actually think she's helping
I'm actually gonna pick I think it's the right pick
What do you got Joe All right, I'm looking I think it's the right pick.
What do you got Joe?
All right, I'm looking.
Shot clock is counting down.
Yeah, I mean, because these other guys I have are kind of fringe like they barely did like
comedic acting.
All right fine and in this is a legit funny woman who she was amazing on you
know probably the greatest sitcom of all time Seinfeld I'm gonna take Julia
that's a big pick that was my pick that was my pick bad took it fuck that's a
big pick yeah too bad I was waiting going with her fuck I was gonna take
with you but here's the thing you just said you don't go prestige, you don't go for iconic when I said you should've
taken Charlie Chaplin. Then you just did that. What are you doing, man? What are you talking about?
That's such a good pick, Joe. Damn it, that's who I was gonna take. My list would have been perfect.
Because she was just great in that role. She was also in some other movies. Two of the best
committee performances of all time. She's Seinfeld V huge
Yeah, she's awesome man, and she's just cool. There's just cool ladies. She's cool
Yeah, yeah cuz all the other like service people I had like checked off
Yeah, so it was between her and a couple other dudes and like yeah, I think I think she's got this
I think that's a good way to round out my list that Joe you are honestly if you book end your list
It's part. That was a great pick man. Damn it. That's what I wanted. It's sorry
Nice, I'm glad you sniped that actually Joe this helps
Pretty good. I would have had a pretty elite losing point and honestly
I had the other two guys from Seinfeld on my list too just because they were so great in those roles
They're amazing in those roles and I think they're if you went further in those around, I think they could have been picked. Well, that's what I'm saying though. They were on my board, but
there's only five rounds. So it would have been hard to take them like early. Oh wow.
Look at the Danny McBride love. He's a beast. All right, JT, what do you got for us here
with Joe pulling the sniper, Rini the heist. It was a really great pick by Joe there. Sorry
I'm debating real quick. Just give me like 30 seconds. I'm debating take it take it take it how many time I need time? I'm debating between an offbeat pick that I think is actually
really really solid or
Or I'm going uh, I'm going more with what people
All right, you know what? I'm going with a guy who...
Yeah, I feel good about this pic.
I'm going with a guy that maybe when you think of him, you don't think comedic actor, but
for my money is as funny as any comedic actor that has ever lived
and maybe funnier this guy brings so much acting talent to his comedy that it
raises it to a level that is almost never seen before and he can be funny in
the saddest Oscar-winning movie or he can be funny in the dumbest comedy movie
I'm going with a one-of-one John Cilly. Oh yeah, I love John C. Reilly.
This guy can literally do everything.
Oh yeah, okay.
You're right, you don't really kind of think of him as a comedic actor.
But if you look at his body of work, if you go Step Brothers, Walk Hard, the Dewey Cox story,
one of the best comedy movies of all time, Talladega,
and then you do the Steve Bruhl and all the Tim and Eric stuff,
plus the funniness that he brings to the Paul Thomas Anderson roles in Boogie Nights and Magnolia, So good so talladega and then you do the Steve Bruehl and all the Tim and Eric stuff
Plus the funniness that he brings to the Paul Thomas Anderson roles and boogie nights and Magnolia. Yep. I don't know. I think he's a
Cedar Rapids Cedar Rapids one of the best performances. Yeah, yeah, Danny Ryan John C Riley very
Similar type John C Riley is absolutely hilarious early here
And it's just a testament that he's such a good actor because he's so good in the dramatic
Hey, Jake if you put up another four next my name. This is the last time I'm coming to this fucking apart
Try just trying my pick that day. I mean I wish I got Julia, but I'm happy with John C. I love John C
He's amazing. Yep. That's great Joe. That was good. I should have gone
I'm still happy with Melissa McCarthy.
She's a fucking beast.
Well, you know, I think another chick
could be the pick right here.
I think maybe.
I think you're not wrong.
I'm looking at some shit right now.
I could do 10 rounds.
I know you could do,
we could do a billion rounds right now.
Oh man.
Yeah, I really think if you watch Walk Hard, I think it's the funniest comedic performance of a
Don't know the last 20 years or so dude winning time. He's pretty funny in that too damn. I feel lost
Yeah, it's good last pick is tough. I feel freaking lost damn. Do I feel so lost?
I'm panicked right now guys. You gotta pick.
Damn it dude.
Yeah, the last round's stressful.
Oh fuck.
Cause then you're like, oh, I'll never get to pick
these other people. There's gotta be someone
that I'm just gonna kick myself that I didn't take
and how can I not be ready right now?
It's hard.
Oh fuck.
Oh man.
You wouldn't have taken Danny McBride would you have if I didn't take him I
Don't know later on maybe I'm not sure I mean I have he was on my big board
Keep using the NFL dress I would have gone Julia for then
Yeah, I just do she's we didn't give her enough love because I was too depressed dude
If you think about her in Seinfeld and then Veep yeah, Elaine's great, but two of the biggest comedy
I never watched me, but I love her as Elaine and she's the rare lead in Veep
Who's as funny as all the supporting characters like her her she's unreal
Honestly, probably should have gone before Melissa
Yeah, mate. Yeah. Yeah, I think you're right. Honestly. I think you're right about that. I should have I should have gone before Melissa. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think you're right.
Honestly, I think you're right about that.
I should have mixed it up.
Fuck, guys.
I know this is brutal.
You wanna pass?
No.
I probably should.
I mean, there's plenty of names out there.
You just gotta decide, hey, I gotta.
Chad's board's stiff.
Come on, guys, let's get into it.
You have Chad's board over here. No, I can't take that guy. Oh
God
All right
I'm going old head. I'm going old head. I
Was gonna go with a lady, but I'm going old head I'm gonna get flack. No one's gonna get it, but this guy is an icon
No, I shouldn't do it. I can't do it because you're already laughing. Do it! You gotta say it.
You gotta do it. Do it. If you're doing who I think you're doing. Who do you think I'm doing?
Are you doing Buster Keaton? No. I'm not going that old but I'm going. I think I know if I do, if I'm
correct I support this pick. I was gonna. I think I gotta go with, no. I was gonna I think I gotta go with no I was gonna die laughing if you did
buster the general take what a class I'm taking John Belushi okay I thought you
weren't gonna I thought that's who you were saying didn't make you laugh no
there's another guy who's a bigger star than him that's a good pick man but this
guy you know he was the first SNL star put it on the map. I mean you could argue Chevy Chase but.
Chevy, he got happy once Chevy. Yeah, I mean I like Belushi and the whole Chicago thing and
when I was fat like people always said I looked like him.
Belushi was so good he gave his brother a career.
Dude, yeah he's just a beast, his physicality, just the aura around him.
Animal House which honestly, can I tell you, I don't even really like it that much.
Yeah, it's alright. I mean, there's good, there's some solid funny parts to it, but...
It's just kind of like, it's for dads.
I'm kind of hating my own pick right now, but I will tell you that you seem depressed, bro.
His Joe Cocker and the Blues Brothers, him and Ackroyd together.
Yeah, him and Ackroyd together.
Blues Brothers is awesome. Blues Brothers him and ackroyd together. Yeah him and ackroyd is awesome blue 2000 is not his energy that that kind of like the predecessor
of like Farley with that kind of chubby manic intensity yeah it is weird
watching it now because it feels not as groundbreaking as it probably felt then
yeah yeah but you know I loved it I watched the doc about him flying one
time they called him America's neighbor and he was obviously a hard partying guy
Complicated guy when he got really famous
He used to just get drunk and go into people's houses and he could just watch TV on their couch and hang out and then like
some big wig at SNL would get a call from like someone in Ohio and be like hey
Excuse me. Are you so-and-so at SNL? They'd be like, yeah, they're like, John Belushi's sleeping on my couch.
They always said he was really nice.
When they came to pick him up,
he'd be having dinner with the family
and everyone loved him, so he took advantage of it.
That's like a Chicago guy thing.
Bill Murray shows up at people's houses.
These guys just show up at people's houses.
I guess you used to, back in the day, drop in.
If you were a friend, it was calling,
oh, we're gonna drop by or drop it. Like you would drop in.
Cause there wasn't, people had landlines,
but maybe they weren't home
and you would just show up at someone's house,
knocking the door.
You'd know them and maybe you'd bring a fucking casserole
or something, but yeah.
Yeah, dude.
He's an icon left us too soon.
Would have been, you know, interesting to see
what he would have done.
His SNL stuff is legendary.
Yeah.
Kind of set the format set the template. I
Think he's I think he's Farley's favorite guy
Was blue sheet. Yeah, that makes sense. All right Chad. You're up. Take us home brother
Oh, I was in I was in an uber and Bozeman and this guy's like
The uber driver he's like, yeah, I went to high school at John Belushi. Good guy. His brother's not a great guy.
Pretty hilarious.
Uh, okay.
I'm going to go with, you know, this guy, I think he's an inspiration
for a lot of our comedy.
I think he had probably the fun, one of the funniest comedies of the 2010 era,
which is tough to do, but I think if you're in the theater,
no one laughs harder.
There was no other, I mean, the audience reaction
to this movie was next level.
One of my favorite TV shows.
It's a good pick.
Sach Baron Cohen.
Great pick.
Oh wow.
That's a good style of comedy pick to get fit.
Yeah.
Wow.
Smart list play.
Yeah, that was very well done. I
Mean or at
Yeah, it's undeniable at the LAG show
I it's so we watch that to be the last pick and then that's very strong that tells you how strong is draft was and
How hard it was I could have that Chad that could have just put you over the top
Yeah, I don't think you were in there and then that that number pick, that's got number one value. Chris Tucker could hurt you.
No, I still love him.
He is great.
I have no idea where Aaron's going to go.
Honestly, I think Steve Carell could hurt.
I think Steve Carell's a little bit too much of a-
Yeah.
No.
But so has Ben Stiller.
So has everyone in the third round.
I wasn't even thinking about Sacha Baron-Colton.
He's not really on the list.
Yeah, I wasn't even either, but it's a great pick and he deserves to be on there.
Because we were all thinking scripted stuff
Yeah, yeah, and and unscripted counts. This is top and this is huge. All these people are really funny
Yeah, he's in Talladega nights, too
I mean bore. I Ali G show I I know
Almost every Ali G scene by heart, but it still makes me laugh. Yeah, that's a fantastic pick
Really? His interview with Trump is amazing, bro
It's so funny. But dude, dude, dude, but his scripted stuff is pretty bad. It is bad. Oh, yeah
Brothers Bigsby was a dumpster fire. The dictator. And he's also you know, the more we learn about him
the less we like him
He seems like not a great guy, but Borat and Ali G.
A classic.
Yeah, that was great.
It's a format that's like Gonzo style, unscripted, sort of.
Yeah, it's a format that he kind of.
He kind of pioneered it.
You know, this one is, I think there's a lot of good lists.
I'm very curious how it goes.
Let's give Aaron a call and see what he thinks. Yeah
I knew you were
Yeah
Williams oh yeah, you know you were thinking John Candy. I was thinking Robin Williams
I'm like that guy's never made me laugh on camera. I know that's one
I never really enjoyed his style of humor is doubt fire
Doubtfire yeah, hey, Mrs. Doubtfire. Really? I don't like don't like mr. I hate it just creep you out someone else
What'd you think about the list I really wish you had done I
Get what you were trying to do
But I really wish you had done ladies and their own because I just feel like they just didn't get enough representation
How's the window stuff going?
They're done with all the loud parts and kids just came home
Yeah, it's going well a glass broke it fell off the like shelf because of all the banging
You're on the podcast right now I thought you knew, I thought you knew, I'm sorry. It sounds like you were checking in and you were, I don't know, maybe on a break.
Thanks. What's going on?
I just wanted to get the female perspective on our list, but you gave it to us.
Yeah, bummed. I was really hoping you could do, but I get what you meant by funny is funny.
That's a good argument. Funny is funny. But there's so many ladies out there. I got to, you know, get a tool for the lady. I told Julia Louis Dreyfus.
Yeah. So as Z's on sorry. Chad got Sacha Baron Cohen last. Yeah. That might put him off. There we go. Are you going to call Aaron?
Thank you.
We're calling him right now, honey.
All right, I'll be listening.
I still love you.
Thank you.
That's what I was checking on.
All right, love you.
Seth Rogen.
Get out of here, dudes.
Jonah Hill was on my list.
Jonah Hill's great.
Samberg.
Samberg.
Dude, Ken Marino.
Bill Hader's amazing.
Dude, Bill Hader, Fred Fred Armisen Ken Marino see now
Now just based off the show and how popular it was I had him on my list. I had Dave Chappelle on my list
Oh, yeah, there's an actor. I don't know. He's I mean, you know, yeah, but the Chappelle show is so fucking huge
I mean, you know what?
You know who I want to pick Leslie Nielsen
I mean, you know what?
You know who I want to pick Leslie Nielsen
Yeah, do my I didn't pick either my two favorites Jeffrey Tambor who was amazing on
Centers amazing on Arrested Development and then my number one of all time Charles Gruden
Charles Gruden's my all-time favorite, but just you know, it's time Wilder Gene Wilder. Yep yep. I have no idea. I think Jim Robinson in the future.
Dennis Leary in the top 20. He like snipered his career from. Whoever's saying in the ref all time,
very annoying. I have no idea. Dan Aykroyd. Yeah Aykroyd. I love Aykroyd. Dude know what I was thinking too? Uh, fuck, what's his name? Uh, McGroober.
Oh yeah, Wolforte.
Wolforte.
I thought about him.
Yeah, I thought about him in the fifth.
Hard. It's only 20 people.
Between Hader, Armisen, Forte,
I was thinking all of them for the fifth pick.
You know what?
I probably would have gone Hader, but.
You know what though?
One thing I was thinking about is like,
because comedy movies have been so,
kind of like lackluster in the past 10 years and just kind of haven't really had a place in our culture the way like many comic comic actors today don't have the opportunities to make a mark the way they used to.
I don't think. Yeah, they don't get to like lead five different movies.
Yeah. Because I was thinking because with Hader like documentary now incredible Barry not really a comedy yeah more serious and then I was like his marlon wayne's that was
amazing I was like what's his biggest movie it's trainwreck right yeah and he's like not he's like
kind of grounded but he's more technically skilled as a comedian than yeah 95 I mean he's funnier
than anybody but that's your performance alone is amazing yeah when he's the Italian guy doing
impressions it's unreal Fred Armisen's more talented than oh 85% of the list
I have no idea where Aaron's gonna go absolute beast. Who's Aaron got be Tracy Morgan is just drop-dead funny. That's a great call
Oh Tracy Morgan would have a good pick and then do Kristen wig. I was gonna say wig. Yeah, that's what I thought you were debating between
Yeah, I
Had cherry o'terry and Molly Shannon and Mo Collins
on my list they're all great I just couldn't fit them in you could have
taken Nick Swartzen off I got spade on my list too I love spades spades a beast
there's only a couple people on there I'd put spade in for you got put him in
front of swerves I mean you got you got Vince Vaughn too oh it's Vaughn I thought
about taking Vaughn Vaughn when I was battling. I was thinking about Vaughn David
Zach Galifianakis I have him on my list. Yeah, it's it's hard
so many good I
Think we did a good job. Do you want to call Aaron real quick? What up? What up dog? The lists are in
What up, dog? The lists are in.
Oh, shit.
This is...
Tough.
This is the hardest thing I will ever have to judge.
Yeah, sounds right.
That sounds absolutely right.
This is an insane list by all of you.
Have you already creamed your shorts?
I'm more defecated. Get some cream in there.
With my responsibility.
Alright, do you need me to recap?
Yeah, that'd be nice.
Okay, we've got Chris Farley, Jack Black, Chevy Chase, Nick Schwartz, and Julia Louis
Dreyfus. Then we have Will Ferrell, Eddie Murphy, Ben Stiller,
Danny McBride, John C. Reilly.
We have Jim Carrey, Bill Murray, Mike Myers,
Melissa McCarthy, John Belushi,
and then Adam Sandler, Steve Martin, Steve Carell,
Chris Tucker, Sasha Baron Cohen.
Yep.
Unbelievable.
I think...
No.
So a couple of names stand out.
Nick Swartzen.
Hahahaha!
Hilarious.
I love him but if you top five on anybody's list I don't think he's top
five on his own list I don't think he's top 100 as a performer community
performer but he's funny we're gonna have to see him around so yeah he is
funny yeah I wouldn't I'm not sliding him at all I just you know I don't think
he would say that he would be on this Yeah, exactly. Julie, this is an amazing five, but Swartz and his four is very confusing.
And then I guess I'm my only, again, another like small weak link is Chris Tucker, who is wildly successful,
but also like has not been around in decades.
Does that matter?
Yeah, I don't get that.
This is all time.
It matters.
This is all time.
It matters a little bit, particularly if the career is short.
But you know, but we should die.
That doesn't really I don't hold that against him.
Although don't do speedballs, kids.
I think you should hold that against him.
No hints, guys, we got to remain silent. No hints.
These are amazing with I'm glad you got a couple women on here and you got two of the absolute funniest.
Fuck.
I mean...
I kinda have to ding the Nick Swardson list.
I think that's gonna be my four. Yeah. Please react while I think
some more. That's no no I think I think you're right. There was consensus there. There was
consensus. I disagree wholeheartedly. No giveaways. Yeah no giveaways. Do you think you know who
picked each? Actually Aaron's thinking right now. Is that Joe?
Yeah, yeah, I was here might as well seven in from a risky
Yeah should be
That top three is amazing and obviously five is amazing but Swartz and as we it's just
It's off-center when all of these lists are amazing. So I just, I have to nitpick to get- It's very hard.
Yeah.
To get anywhere I have to nitpick.
I mean, everybody on this list is super successful.
Super funny.
Okay. And I think, I think since I pointed out already, I think I'm gonna go three, Adam
Sandler, Steve Martin, Karel, Chris Tucker, Sasha Baron Cohen is I think in the funniest
movie of all time for at and Steve Martin's that was a hell of a pick. And Steve Martin's,
one of my favorite movies was a jerk, but I just think I have to make some choices.
So that leaves us with the Will Ferrell and Jim Carrey headline lists. Can't argue those first picks, second picks. How did Bill Murray last that long? I'm shocked but Mike Meyer
is super successful. His reputation isn't spotless but he's very successful. I think I think I'm gonna go I think I'm gonna go Jim Carrey Bill Murray Mike
Meyers most McCarthy John blue she to will Louis McCarthy, John Blushy 2, Will Ferrell, Eddie Murphy, Ben Stillman, Danny McFry, John C. Riley 1.
Damn.
And that's real.
Nice.
Layern, your judging is always appreciated.
Wait, what distinguished it for you?
That wasn't being sarcastic.
That was from the heart. I love you.
But I didn't win, but win but I'm not trying to sound
rude. You're a competitor brother. No, it hurts. No, that was a genuine I love you Aaron. Aaron, I think you did
honestly I do think you did this pretty right what between one and two what was
the deciding factor it's so tough, because all these lists are so dank,
besides the one with Swartz in.
Kidding, kidding, still good.
I mean, I suppose I could have taken Jerry Stiller instead.
No.
I don't know, I mean.
I've never heard anyone say,
it's trash on Nick Swartz, and by the way. I've never once heard it. No, he's funny
But I'm all time comedic. No, it's hilarious. Yeah, but all-time comedic act. I mean I got him like 18th
It was late in the thing. I
Don't know
Which is I'd like to lead you into a film. He's been the lead of one movie was that a Bucky Larson
I wasn't going like that. I'm just going by who I see on screen and makes me laugh hard
I'm not taking into account all this bullshit stuff that you guys are taking into account like their career
I mean, yeah, I'm just talking about raw talent on screen. You have to see it in the I'm not one of these industry guys
Like you guys I know but that's like when basketball players like oh T Mac was all-time better than like
Kobe or MJ it's like well he didn't win the titles we have to go off of- Nah I
think that's it that's it I think that's not- Okay a fair comparison you can make
but- Yeah it is because he doesn't have any of the all-time iconic roles that all these
other guys have. Also here's the thing you built your list the way you did and
you got to deal with the consequences
Whatever. I it's hard. Yeah. I mean I guess you got a nitpick because this is the toughest
You came and I said did you make a list you said my list is my brain and in a certain point
Yeah, your brain lets you down. Yeah
Yeah, I like what you missed a list might have helped because if you're at home writing and I like watching
I like watching list a list might have helped because if you're at home right now, I like watching
goes down like watching YouTube clips of
Terry on Reno 911 and it makes me laugh. They're hilarious. They're
Yeah, all right. Well, okay. So thank you. Yeah, it's funny
So that's the justification for the pic I mean, yeah, maybe I could take invincible on I
Think the other guy who's the who's the creator of Reno 911-1-1 the main cop in it Thomas Lennon Thomas Lennon is iconic He is more of a comedy icon. Like he might be very funny sneak up these lists
He's amazing. I would have liked to have seen a steak guy. I would have gone Marina if I went with a steak
I love camera. You know, they're all very funny
What about Woody Harrelson? Yeah. Yeah, he's great. I was just watching Kingpin a couple nights
He's amazing. So good. We've been fun. Yeah. All right. Well, we love you Aaron. Thank you for dropping in. Thanks, Aaron
Thank you, Aaron. This was a humbanger guys. Great job all of you. We'll see you. I'll see you tomorrow.
Double bogey poppy thinks that Swartzen is better than Belushi
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Joe Pesci would have been a good pig.
Joe Pesci's hilarious.
Joe Pesci's hilarious.
My cousin Vinny's all time.
So is Daniel Stern.
Yeah, Pesci could have been a good sleeper pig.
Who else is there?
Jake, what's that lit?
Oh, that just says me.
Oh, Simon Pegg.
Yeah, more of the British guys.
I love Simon Pegg.
I love his style. Kevin James? Oh, that's just me. Yeah, more of the British guys. I love Simon Pegg. I love his style. Oh
Who's the guy Billy Crystal that that's not that's kind of a miss to Billy's he was a junk lease
Yeah, who's the guy? Yeah, I guess we miss some old time loves
Who the guy Luke Casey loves from BBC?
Oh Steve Coogan Steve Coogan
from BBC.
Oh, Steve Coogan. Steve Coogan.
I would have loved to have got Steve Coogan.
He's a genius.
I was just watching Hamlet 2 the other night, too.
He's so funny in that.
That's an all time comedy.
Like the it's a low-budge, like kind of shitty made movie,
but Steve Coogan's incredible.
Yeah.
And he's in Tropic Thunder.
And then what are those movies where he does like the vacation
with the trip?
Yeah, the trip.
Those are great movies.
Because it's just bits.
Yeah.
It's so good. Yeah, The Trip, those are great movies. Cause it's just bits, yeah, it's so good.
Yeah, I don't think he, I mean I thought Chris Tucker
was a solid pick also.
I do think John Candy could have been on a list.
I love John Candy.
Yeah, I mean Candy too, yeah, he just.
Uncle Buzz.
Leslie Nielsen, I.
I love Leslie Nielsen, that's a great pick.
He's so rewatchable, I think.
And he was a serious actor before that.
He like, that was what was genius and putting him in those slapstick movies
Peter Sellers go back to the old dogs a little bit. Oh, is that Galifianakis? Yeah, I had him on my thing
Yeah, Robin Williams. Just doesn't make me laugh
Like he's a comedian. He's iconic. I'm sure if you saw him live in San Francisco, you'd be like
He's the best show I've ever seen.
His brain is insane, he moves a million miles a minute, but I can't think of one movie where
I'm like, I'm laughing out loud.
He wound up being a better dramatic actor.
Mrs. Doubtfire?
I hate it.
I hate that.
Because it's too sad.
You hate divorce movies.
I know, Mrs. Doubtfire, there's a lot of funny parts in it.
What about The Birdcage?
You know what, it was too young when I saw it.
It was too much like going on.
I don't know.
It's a very adult comedy.
Yeah.
It's not meant for Vince Vaughn.
Yeah, I had him.
Yeah, I probably could have or should have taken him, but I don't know.
I mean, in terms of like.
It's also factors in where you're picking, like with me, when you're snaking, it's hard to like, you know, yeah, the two picks in a row thing is kind of annoying. It's tough. I hope next time I'm like in the middle.
It's tough to do. What's Vince Vaughn's best community performer? Swingers?
Swingers. He's great. Swingers. He's great. An old school. The breakup he was great in.
Wedding Crashers. School the breakup he was great in wedding. Yeah, Justin. Yeah wedding crashes. He's incredible in that. Yeah, probably wedding
I mean dodgeball. I mean, he's solid every he's just good at what he does. He's just a funny dude
He's like he's like the talker like the talker. He'd like the you know, he's talking every man kind of vibe
Yeah, he's alleged. Well, we did good. That was fun guys
Yeah, that was I mean, that's probably gonna be the hardest draft. I think you're gonna do yeah
It was a long time coming people have been asking for it Paul Rudd's an incredible comic dude
I was talking to my fiance about it like to me Paul Rudd has the two best solo
comedy scenes of any
movies I've seen like the one in wet hot where he spills the plate and then
he's just walking around being annoyed that he has to pick it up and then the scene in
wander less where he's talking to himself in the mirror to get jacked up to have sex
he's like I'm fixing to fuck her oh I'm gonna fuck you and it's yeah it's just incredible
yeah he's Paul Rudd would have been fine Paul Ruddd's great, man. He's on Friends.
Somebody said Jeff Bridges. I mean, I agree, you know, the Big Lebowski. I love it. I think it's great, but
I don't know if that performance alone was to put him in the top 20 of these picks that we had.
No, I mean, if Jeff Bridges and like Robert Downey Jr. only did comedies, they'd probably be there, but their
their list of shit
they've done is more dramatic, I feel like.
You can make the same argument against John C. Reilly, though.
All right.
All right, guys, I think that's it.
Nice.
Yeah, I got a good draft.
Good draft.
Good dub, JT.
That's a nice dub.
Yeah, I've been drafting like shit lately, so it's so good.
That was a tough draft.
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