Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 388 - DRAFT - BEST PLACES TO HAVE S*X

Episode Date: May 14, 2025

Today we are drafting the BEST PLACES TO FORNICATE of all time. We are joined by the legends, Chris Parr and Strider Wilson. This one gets hot and sweaty immediately.  Each bro will make 4 selections and will give a dank reasoning behind each one to get the judges approval. Today we have a LIVE chat voting and we also call Aaron aka Mr. Cream to judge. Let us know who you think won in the comments! #chadandjt #goingdeepwithchadandjt  We are live streaming a Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour! Los Angeles & San Diego are the next shows!Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Here is the Total Draft Standings: (s/o HandA on reddit)Chad: 11 wins JT: 10 wins Strider: 12 wins Chris Parr: 9 winsBrad Fuller: 1 win (The Ultimate Champ)Joe Marrese: 1 winKevin Fard: 0 wins Thanks to our Sponsors:HomeChef - Best Meal KITS! Get 50% off your first box plus free dessert when going to https://www.homechef.com/godeep  PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake Rohret

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dessert. Let's start the show. Going deep, going deep, I'm going deep, I'm going deep, I'm going deep. Dude, freaking swing on this Monday morning and I emphasize the swing based on today's draft. We got my compadres Jean Parr, JT Parr. Boom clap Stokers. We got the T-Dart Tyrant, Strider Wilson. What up? With the Fast and furious shirt? We got the what was the the the the

Damn it dude, I can't think of one. I've done one before for you. You just call me Chris Yeah, we got yeah, we got Chris. Yeah, we got Chris par on the pod Dude well nice to see you gentlemen on a Monday Monday morning slap my ass and call me Shirley, that's a good one. And uh yeah, how you guys living? Dude, fired up man and you know I'm feeling competitive today and we got something good to be competitive about. We're having a hell of a draft. It's gonna be a humdinger and it's coming from our loins. I think this could be maybe the best draft we've ever done. I mean, dude, there's no kinda, it's very subjective, so it's gonna be all in your arguments.

Is it? Is it subjective? I think it is, dude. Mine's going. You know, where do we, you know, I don't, every bust is different. Well, so the draft is best places to have sex. Yeah. And you guys cannot be in better hands, dude.

We're gonna take care of you guys good. Yeah, cause guess what? I've had sex. Dude, you have? Let's go. Dude, that's sick. Let's go. That's sick.

All right, dude. Should we just get straight into it? I mean, yeah. What else is there to talk about? Happy Mother's Day. All right, one, two, three, shoot. Oh wait, sorry. Oh, here we go. Oh, shit, dude. Now I gotta mix things up. One, two, yeah, what else is there to talk about? Happy Mother's Day. All right, one two three shoot. Oh wait, sorry Shit did not gotta mix things up one two three shoot

Okay, one two three shoot. Oh For that might be good. Yeah, one two three shoot Whoa, one two three shoot par brothers. I mean it should have just known paper rocks is a shoot You should have just known. Paper, rock, scissors, shoot. Come on fellas. Fellas, fellas. Oh, you know what? I actually think this is kind of a bad spot and you know what?

Oh no, I know what I would go for. I have some funny pics. I have some real pics but to build it out, to make it happen. Oh yeah, I'm going real. The number one place to have sex without question, the number one place to have sex is a hotel room. Yeah, that's what I would take. That's what I would take.

Nice. It's not my number one, but I get it. I don't know what it is. When you get into a hotel, everyone kicks it up a notch. The ladies love it. I mean, there's a robe afterwards, there's room service, there's a, you can watch movies on the on-demand.

So you know once you're done, 21 jump street time. I mean, you're just having a ball. And then women just love a hotel. Dudes love it too. I get horny when I get in a hotel room. But women love a hotel room, especially if it's a nice place, nice decorum.

Maybe you can open the blinds. There's a view. I mean, you're getting turned up, bodies against glass. Maybe you're checking out the bathroom. You're busted nuts, dude. And also hotel rooms guarantee, in my experience, 150% increase on frequency of said boning. For sure.

Here's the thing about hotel rooms, and if you've been in a longer relationship, you know this is true. They can't retreat to the kitchen. There's no running. They can't say, hey, the dishes are dirty, I gotta go clean something. They can't say, hey, I gotta go walk the dog.

Say, no, we're in a room with a bed, and that bed is used for one thing, boning. You've gone through it, I've paid the dog walker, I drove us here, I checked us in, we had a nice dinner, please babe, babe please, let's do this, come on babe, there's a nice view, please. Have you ever, sometimes it changes a woman's chemistry too, like sometimes, you know, sometimes you gotta work

the whole day to get to the nut. Sometimes you walk into the hotel room, they're ready to go right when you get in there. They like it too. They like it. And maybe you got some chocolates or some accoutrements. If you get like, and I'm gonna go, you know, we're not talking some Motel 8 here,

nothing against Motel 8. Hey, we've been there too, I don't mind it. Hey brother, it still counts. I'm going motel for my pic, dude. You freaking, you know, you go in there, there's other areas that I'm going motel for my pick, dude. You freaking, you know, you go in there, there's other areas that I'm not gonna say that might be taken, but you have access to a lot of sick things.

You have an ottoman, you have a, you know, if you're thinking, if you wanna invite Marco and let him plow your wife, you can watch from a comfortable swivel chair at a desk set up if you're a courtyard Marriott. So there's a lot of different, you're a courtyard Marriott. So there's a lot of different. Done that. Marco prefers a courtyard Marriott. There's spaces to, yeah.

Well, because hotel sex is often vacation sex. Yeah. It's a state of mind sequence. And also like, it's a room, it's a nice bedroom, but it's not your bedroom. Yes. So you can be a little bit, you don't have to worry about this, it's not like, oh, then am I gonna like,

the sheets are gonna be dirty, do I have to change the sheets afterwards? Like no, like you can just leave them and you can put the little thing on and somebody will do it for you. Here's the thing, here's the thing. When you get into the hotel room, what's the first thing you do?

Drop the luggage, push over, face an ass. Yes, yes. Time to eat booty. Yes, you don't even look for that little like thing that you fold out that's in the closet to put the bag on top of you just leave the bags the only no worries sorry go ahead no I've been traveling all day erroneous let me check if that's true JT this is a great first pick the only downside is all the phone calls from downstairs because you're being too loud

Keep it down Do I know about to... Is your key keeping down? Oh no, it feels too good! Oh, he's bouncing on it, brother! Dude, every time I bust I just go, bro! Dude, dude. Dude, dude. Dude, I asked some people who work in hospitality,

I'm like, what things should you not touch in a hotel room? Number one item, the remote. You know why? It goes in ass. Yeah. Some hotels even do a nice- So why wouldn't I touch it? Oh, you.

It's like air-fired. Lalalalalala. And then also the duvet cover, because they don't wash that every day. They never wash it. You're never supposed to use the duvet, yeah they don't wash that. They never wash it. You're never supposed to select a duvet. Dude, kind of a clutch move. Get a room with two beds.

One bed dedicated for the fornickeesh, one bed dedicated for the rest of the vacayesh. Oh, that's a beautiful phrase right there. Dude, I almost didn't find it. You ran into that find it. I'm bringing a cot, dude. You ran into that find it. And just do it on the cot. Just do it on a really uncomfortable cot.

Oh yeah, get a roll out. And then save both beds for just sleeping. A cot? Maybe one for reading and emails, and then the other one for sleeping, and then just go on the cot, dude. I need five beds in my room. Or, dude, you knock on your neighbors here,

and you're like, hey, let me borrow your room real quick. You get one of those conjoining rooms, put a cot in your room. I got a job to do. Dude, you call the concierge, I'm gonna need an extra chair. Why? Marco's coming. Yeah. I need a place to watch.

Dude, uh. Great first pick. That was by far and away the number one that I found out. It's a no-brainer. It's where it goes down. Smart. JT's smart. Glad you brought it this morning, dude. Someone ate his Wheaties I was ready dude

So i'm gonna go with something. This is my favorite place to do it and that's got to be in a private jet Preferably like a golf stream g 650 or bombardier global 7 000 And you're going over the swiss alps dude in winter. Okay, you don't want to be over the italian alps Okay, you're really bringing it you want to be over the sw Italian Alps okay? Wow, dude you're really bringing it. You want to be over to the Swiss Alps. I'm telling you dude, that's the best place to do it. Whoa. Cause here's the thing, you want to know why dude? Cause you might get a little tired

from thrusting. You can't give him Swiss Alps dude. You can't give him Alps cause I was going to pick Swiss Alps later dude. Cause dude when you go over a mountain you get turbulence and so you can just lay back., Mormon should do this Mormon should just get into PJ and just lay back and then let the fucking turd I'm gonna create the it's like you're in the mile-high club, which is sick, but you're not in some small ass Yeah, no, it's sick people Flying commercial yeah, did he pop some pops and bubbly? Yeah flying commercial. Yeah, dude you pop some bubbly. Yeah. And you just spray each other with it.

Yeah, or just like a Scotch neat, dude. A Scotch neat. And you're just hanging out. What's some sexy food? Strawberries and chocolate. Yeah. Fruit, sushi. Some cheeses.

Some Swiss chocolate for the Alps. Wagyu. Dude, my buddy's PJ had a full fondue setup. So we used to have the freaking chocolate fountain just pouring down, dude. You know dude my buddies PJ had a full fondue setup Freaking chocolate fountain is pouring down. Do that had an ice sculpture in one jet that I was Doing it in there with the chainsaws Yeah, was that good for sex it was great for sex to just the threat of death that might just come at you at any time Very good power fabric easier. Yeah PJ's for sure is is solid pig It's gotta be roomy though gotta be big. Yeah, that's why I went That's why I picked those specific jets because there's a lot of you know what else what about uh, what about one of those water?

Planes that they use over by Alcatraz, dude Little seaplane dude, do I wonder if Trump's trying to get that cutari or cutter plane just so he can bone in it It's huge. Are you trying to cock block the president? There's a lot of room on there to bow not to burn too many picks But yeah, Air Force one was definitely an honorable mentor for me All right strider you're up dude, all right, you'd have to consult my list dude, oh You did a list. Yep. Guess what? Your guys's number one and two came right off my list. So we're thinking the same. I

got to go with A yacht Yachts the pig before no just I love my brother so much PJs a fire But dude, where are you taking the PJ to get on your yacht, bro? The yacht's the final destination. Dude, you're sitting there, you can have a Stoge, dude, you're a villain. I mean, I would imagine you're on the, what is it,

the bow is the back or the stern? Yeah. You gotta go top deck, dude. Yeah, your upper deck. Yeah. I'm thinking at least 55 feet, maybe like a Benetti, dude. You're in St. Barthes in March. Oh, that's right.

I was going very triply. Dude, a Giller guy. I was going Sunseeker 7000, dude. Oh, you know what the low top, dude. Yeah, being maybe a low top. Yeah, it's more of a motorboat. It's got a lot of power. You're, Chris, like boating with you.

Actually, you know, hotels, well, there's an entire staff around you. There's an entire staff around you There's a whole staff around you that can come in at any time So you're like right you can throw something at them like they open the door and you throw your half-eaten mango and you're like Leave me alone But also bring me a water. Yes with guava infused water now Dude, so fuck that's a great pick I mean cuz also like where you're at you you got to be somewhere exotic with the yacht infused water now. Dude, so. Fuck, that was gonna be mine. Yacht is a great pick.

I mean, because also like where you're at, you gotta be somewhere exotic with the yacht. You're leaving at an F1 race in Monaco and you're boating back to your port in Majorca. You're in the Mediterranean somewhere. You could also be in the Bahamas, very sick. Yeah, you're where it's very comfortable outdoors. You could bone at night under the stars in that yacht. Although I am picturing daytime, but you could do both, which is nice.

Now here's my thing. And here's something we haven't mentioned. Is your pick better sex with the wife or better if you're cheating and or single? I think a yacht pick is good if you're a super villain and you've just gotten away with a bad plan. And like, you you know one of the ladies who's like one of your henchmen but also a good killer. Epstein.

That's an Epstein-esque pick. I'd say for all three of ours number two would be you know wife or girlfriend but number one would be your boys. Yeah. Yeah. Number one yeah. Man dude these are all fire picks. Yeah, yeah number one yeah And these are all fire picks are you done yeah, you got to pick

You guys came in hot now. I'm feel like I'm gonna blow it with my picks, but dude. I got a big bed Cuz did you guys are going in hot you guys are going luxury you're going with vacation, but I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go taboo. Ooh. Oh. I'm going with the office. Oh! This is a great pick. That's a good pick.

I didn't even think about that, dude. That wasn't even on my list, that's a fire pick, dude. That's amazing. You're smart. Your wife comes to the office, you know, let's keep it pure, your wife comes to the office, you know, let's keep it pure. Your wife comes to the office. Yeah, I die dude.

Everyone's outside working. You're like, I got a private call. And then you just, you know, bend over the desk and go to town. Yeah, still have. You're making money. She pegs you. While you're boning.

Yeah, she pegs you dude. Dude, that's a great peg. Maybe they got like frosted glass. They just, you can't, they can't see what's going on, but they kind of know. They can kind of see the two Outlines, but it's not too graphic enough to where you're gonna get a call from HR you click a remote and the blinds go down

Yeah, it's pretty cool. Chill ass assistant at the front desk Yeah, who kind of knows that your wife's there and you get a call and she looks in and sees the frosted glass and goes He's preoccupied Samantha and Richard Wright from Sex and the City, Jake? And we'll just play that in the background as we keep gabbing. Oh, this is a good call.

But she just gives him dome. That's cool, dude. It's to the office. And dude, also, I think you look nice. You're in a shirt and tie. Oh yeah, you're in a position of power. Yeah, and then you're like, I could get in big trouble here, but I'm the boss, so I'm willing to get away with it. Yep that and you know

It's also maybe not as prevalent as it used to be since work from home became more of the standard Yeah, something that was definitely lost. Yeah, not home office Do that mean I know not home office is not hot home office doesn't count. Okay, but what about getting domed off while you're on a work? zoom Don't I mean that could be a pic bro. Oh, but what about getting domed off while you're on a work Zoom? I mean, that could be a pic, bro. Oh, sorry, dude. For sure. Fuck, dude. Hey, good shot, dude.

My bad, I appreciate it. Just burn it out. Hey, one hundo, that's my bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Huge faux pas. I mean, dude, I'm trying to think of some other movie scenes where like- There's a whole movie, The Secretary,

with what's-his-face, Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal. Yeah. Oh, yeah the BDSM movie very cool. Yeah. Oh look at this Yeah, what other movies was I mean you got a American Psycho, I feel like he would do something like that little mad men probably had a couple Two can play at that game. It's alluded to but Vivica Fox and Morris chestnut get a little office paying paying in Yeah, dude, I mean a liar liar Disclosure is there anything? Is there anything hotter in a movie too and the secretary and when the when the when the guys is just yeah The guy is just vibing with the secretary and there's a bunch of sexual tension

It's the best and then they just start plowing Yeah Fuck yeah, dude Probably do for a gender bend too with like a hot 42 year old executive lady and her fucking Oh ripped and shredded 24 year old straight out of Wisconsin, Madison Yeah, I Do it movie like that. Oh, yeah And watch it. Yeah, baby

Fill my fantasies I think about you all the time see you in my dreams Chad you're up with the next pig dude. Okay. I'm gonna go I'm gonna go now. I'm gonna go with scenic I'm gonna go with your you're in awe of You're in awe of you know God God is watching you and he's shedding his light upon you and you're you're in awe of, you're in awe of, you know, God. God is watching you and he's shedding his light upon you and you're on top of, you're on top of, you're on top of, you know, a chick. An achievement of nature and you're about to, you know,

you're on top of a chick too. You're on top of a mountain at sunrise. Oh, a mountain at sunrise. Mountain at sunrise. All right. Are you putting the hour in the description? Yeah. Okay. Top of mountain, Jake, top of mountain.

Yeah, dude, yeah, come on, bro, we're not at the base, kid. Yeah, 5 a.m. Dude, classic mistake by Jake there, dude. Thinking we're at base camp, bro. Yeah, have you ever done it, Jake? Ruck, dude. Come on, kid. That's crazy, Jake.

That's crazy. I mean, here's the thing. As a man, is there anything more tangible, a more tangible feeling of achievement than climbing a mountain? And you bring a lady up there. I don't know, dunking a basketball maybe? No, no.

That's sick. But I did that early. Okay, here's how I picture it. I'm at the top of the mountain the sun comes up I'm like oh Yeah, and she's just behind me eating my butt Accepting the Sun God all of you and she's just behind me on her knees. I put down a blanket She's comfortable and she's just mowing my ass That is that's peak existence Andy Elliott I don't know about this, but then JT really explained it there and I'm like, okay. I'm bad. Yeah Rising on top of a mountain

Dude you should get your buddy and then this girl who's for sure stoked to have just climbed some of it I don't know 5,000 feet of altitude. She's not tired. She's ready to eat your ass Dude, like that dude was there. But there's a chick eating his butt, dude. No. Do you think that's how all Christians imagine losing their virginity? I think so. Yeah. You're like, killing a mountain.

Dude, you're like Cal Jogo with your Khaleesi and you're like, oh, the sun touches his mind. Oh. Oh. Oh. Sunlight big to you. Oh, wow wow that's pretty All right, it's a good pick strider you're up, dude Do we got to go 10 picks yeah

This one's gonna be one in the deep I'm never really and then there's so much good up top all right I'm going I'm going nature as well I'm going, I'm going nature as well. I'm going, I'm going a little off my list here. I've got a list here. Or should I go something that's a little bit more? Just don't kill the vibe, dude. All right, this sticks with the vibe pretty fucking well.

Actually, I'm gonna go with, because I think I might get something circling back to me on this. I'm gonna go with, I'm gonna go with backseat of the car, dude. Oh! You park it at lookout point, you put the moon roof up and you're fucking in the car dude.

It's a real pick. Yeah, I went with the real here. Car sex is sick dude. In the instances, you know what's cool about car sex is sometimes it can come out of nowhere. I'm leaning into the spontaneity. A lot of stuff you gotta plan. Like a hotel room you know it's gonna, I mean it can be a little spontaneous,

but for the most part, it's organized. There's an itinerary. Also, this is where you're boning in your youth. Backseat of a car, let's just go, let's get it. Question, do I get road down? That's up to you. Serious question for you guys. Is that actually a question or is that?

That's a serious question. Is that rhetorical? Do I get that? Yeah, I would hope so, dude. Thank you. Yeah, that's for real. That's a serious question. Is that rhetorical? Do I get that? Yeah, I would hope so. Is that rhetorical? Thank you. Yeah, that's for real. That was stupid, you guys.

Don't be stupid. Here's the thing, dude. There's stakes when you're in a car. Thank you. The cops could come by and arrest you. Also, I really thought of a scene right here when I was doing this pic, and it's, sex are boosting cars.

Sex while boosting cars and good brakes, and then they have to leave. I mean, that's, you can park somewhere intimate you can it might bleed into I'm not gonna say some other pics the type of There might be a scenario you guys might take later, but you can park somewhere nice You can travel somewhere somewhat exotic you can cruise out to JTRI you can cruise up to lookout point You can go to moon tower or whatever part of city it is But you park somewhere secluded and you guys bone dude, you can cruise up to Lookout Point, you can go to Moon Tower or whatever part of city it is, but you park somewhere secluded and you guys bone. Dude, you know, straight up too,

I think you almost should get the whole car. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, Jake, can I just get the car? Yeah, no, you blew that, but it's backseat, but you should just have the car. Dude, here's the thing too. Thank you, Jake. Oh, you're backseat because I'm like,

dude, you gotta drive stick. Driving stick is very sick. And front seat, she gets on top seat, dude. That's pretty nice. Yeah, Jake, can I please get the whole car, dude? You want the whole car, dude. Can I please get the whole car? Give him the car, dude.

The whole car, thank you so much. Thank you so much, dude. Thank you, that looks so right, dude. Dude, that's so sick, dude. That looks so right right there. Also, a good like, dude, you might get caught kind of vibe too, you know? Are are you outside like someone could pull up? Oh, do they see us quiet? Yeah park somewhere park in a drive-thru do be in a drive-thru while you're doing it

Oh, yeah, yeah, you're getting caught you're getting Carlos, Jr. Let me get the double bacon Western Yeah, you're in the drive through yeah, yeah, you want anything yeah Yeah, you're at the drive-through bag. You want a big shake? Yeah, she'll take a big shake Double double protein style. Skyline chili hot drive throughs. What do you want on your chili? What do you want? You don't like this? Hmm. All right, Chris you're up Dude I gotta go with this one man. It's probably you took the yacht from me, which I'm bummed about. You know that wasn't coming back. You gotta know yacht's not coming back.

Hey dude. I gotta go with a geothermal pool in the Blue Lagoon in Iceland in June, dude. What? Dude. I mean, Jake, you can just put hot springs, but like, obviously, you guys, if you're listening, you know what it is, do you know what I'm talking about? Hot Springs is a good place. That's a good place.

Dude, honestly, yeah. Sick. I will cause honestly, fuck Jacuzzi, dude. I basically get Jacuzzi, dude, but like you're in the Blue Lagoon in Iceland, dude. It's so sick. It's a major tourist attraction, so you're basically just having sex in public What is cool, which is very cool, but I gotta say here You know when you're in the temperature like that does it kind of is a negative on your boner

No, but they have different pools. Oh really you can do like you can do like I'm not talking like I'm not gonna be boning I'm like the hunter in town. I'm talking more like low 90s, that kind of thing. Respect. I don't wanna be in the hot, like Jacuzzi's no way. That's too hot. Bro, bro-ski, on setting, 10. That's a 10. In terms of functionality, for me,

boning in water has always been more alluring as a concept than it is in practicality You're making it seem like I can't have the water halfway up my shins Like you're submerged and You're jamming a bunch of hot water up her snag that's a boner kill you do we might got waters at knee level for Chris yeah because if you can't in the shower okay okay you could actually you Jake and sick can you just put next to my name all my pigs Pretty sure. Okay. Smart, okay. Well now we're elite. Smart, dude.

Here's the thing, I'll tell you, dude, my wife and I, we went in a thermal river near a volcano in Costa Rica, and there's no way you're not getting turned on in something like that. Yeah. It is funny. But then we were like, this is practicality wise, we're like, this is a little bit tough. But had I known you could do Standing Doggy

and had there not been about 15 other couples around, we would have done that. You should have texted me, dude. I wouldn't have let you know. Fuck. When you see couples walk in, they look horny. Yes. But then also when you're walking through

a natural hot springs, not one that's like carved out like Livingstonston you get hit with different levels of heat too exactly that's why I'm saying you can find your right yep yep but it's hard it's not it's not always you know predictable here's the thing here's the thing European too European oh yeah horny yeah Europeans are definitely more European and a lot of chicks. Oh dude Dude, I might just go I'm gonna go with Europe now Dude I'm up you guys you guys took a lot of them you guys took a lot of the prime cuts off this cow, dude But I think there's still some tenderloin in there that I think is is primo

And you know what? I'm gonna keep it you guys went with the big luxury Exotic pics so much respect for that, but I'm gonna keep it to places that genuinely make me horny Places where when I've been in them I've been like I gotta fuck dude, and that's why with the next pic I'm going with a dark room Like a like a photography photography dark You will never get hornier than you are in a photography dark Lighting is epic. Do we have one in high school senior year?

I was a virgin but when I would go in there dude, I would all of a sudden everybody got a little touchy I remember I'd be laying on girls laughs and the teacher came in one time I was like you guys all there'd be like ten of us doing in and was like, you guys all have to cut this shit out. Yeah, you all need to separate. Everyone separate. Dude, look at that, dude. Look at that bone up. Oh, me.

Bro, made for boning, dog. Dude, I'm imagining the chick in there. You're a detective. She's an expert in photography, dude. You're sorting through evidence, dude. You find one of her pictures that's like, yeah, this is what your artistic eye is. Oh, this is, yeah, that's a little bit done.

Jesus, yeah, it's embarrassing. Yeah, because it's like, oh, this is what your artistic eye is? Oh, this is, yeah, that's a little bit dark. Jesus, it's not super fun. Yeah, it's great. Oh, wow. But Chris, you have to discover our artistic ones. Dude, I killed the vibe. I'm getting ripped for this pic. No, dude, no, no. When the photos are developing,

you hang it up on the thing, it's dripping, and you're like, you know what's also dripping? Yeah. Yes, my butt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I had Skyline chili. Look, you're- Yeah, it's actually carrot says, let him cook.

Cook, start up with the Skyline on, dude. Here's the thing about the darkroom, especially if you're doing it in like a organized setting where there's other people, what the darkroom does is it gives you a physical space for erotic transformation. You're in the classroom, you're at college, you're at work, you're not horny. Then y'all walk into the dark room and all of a sudden you and this

other person who weren't vibing are put into a new physical state of arousal together and it just happens. I know people are gonna be skeptical and it can be a lonely thing to develop photos but trust me if you go into a dark room with a chick it's on. It's with a chick, it's on. It's stronger than alcohol, it's stronger than Molly, it will put you into a state of play. Go into a dark room, it's the horniest place I've ever been in my life. I love it.

All right, with my next pick, because now I don't know if I'm going to win this one because you know. No, no, no, you might win, dude. Keep going, keep going. No, you got it, dude. My next pick, I'm going place of worship Oh like church any kind of church do interesting no no I mean at my high school that's where people got it on you get so horny do you know what

what when you see it all sundress the? Was it all boys? No. Easter Sunday is the horniest day of the year. And it's taboo. All right, the big thing is it's taboo. Look at Fleabag season two. It's all about having power over God. She wants the priest to bone. Look, when you're in there, you're not supposed to do the nasty. And that makes you want to do the nasty.

I do got to say. Do you think you're in the confessional? This guy's boned in a lot of mosques And I got to take his life for it Are you trying to get me fucking killed? Are you serious? I need specify Intentionally you try to get a fucking fat swan your brother did

Wake up get in the real world kid freaking jihad out on your TV the whole Wake up, get in the real world, kid. Freaking jihad out on JT, dude. Dude, man. My bad, my bad, my bad, I was joking. I've done what I've done, man, but come on. Dude, no, this is a great pic, dude. A la art party. Dude, there's a whole entire, I mean, think about the freaking porno, dude.

Nuns in a monastery, I mean, come on, naughty nuns, let's go. That's a whole genre. So yeah, JT, you're tapping into something here I wasn't even privy to. Cause I'm not, you know I'm not a horny guy. I do, but you know what, bro? You're not horny, but maybe I'm too horny and I've lost sight of what's universally horny.

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Home chef comm slash go deep must be an active subscriber to receive free dessert Let's get back to the show. How many are we going? We're going five, because I think, you know, what I really realize is it's the late picks where we separate the weed from the chafe. Oh man, this is tough. Hey, if you haven't had sex in enough places,

you can tap out. No, no, no, this one, I'll do this one, dude. Because this was like, this was probably one of the most unique sex experiences I've ever had. And that was on the ISS dude. The International Space Station. Whoa! 360 degree view of epic space!

Specifically going over the South Pacific dude. I mean that was unreal dude. Was that spring break junior years? Yeah yeah. Whoa dude. We did lose you. That was it was unreal. That was that spring break junior year. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, so the cupola room has a 360 degree view dude, you're just like it's insane They're also like dealing with the gravity is just interesting. It's just unlike anything you'll ever learn. It's just like floating I don't talk about But yeah, it was really cool I definitely I needed it on my list

This is big. It's the fastest man-made object dude. It travels. I think 17,000 miles per hour Whoa, dude, great. I think it can orbit the earth in like 90 minutes or something like that. So that's awesome. You're boning at the highest speed possible and that's very fucking. Better than the motion of the ocean. That's chill. Cause I was going to take the Concorde after PJ. But now I mean this is huge Chris. The verticality on your list is insane. And talk about boning with a view. I mean come on dude PJ and ISS. That's crazy All right strider you're up All right, dude Your guys's list is sort of shaping my list here a little bit and I think there's not you got the whole car I'm gonna take this on the on the way to travel the globe with yours, dude. I'm taking this on the way back right now

I'm just gonna go with me consult my roast He wasn't ready for 20 picks no, I'm not ready at all I'm gonna go with all right I'm gonna go with fucking dude okay I'm actually gonna take this one right here I'm gonna go with the conjugal visit room in jail. I think you got to be the horniest you've ever been in your entire life. Did you get that off chat? No. Did someone say that? Someone threw it up.

Yeah. Oh really? No, but that's a fire pick. When I saw it on, that's a good pick. Oh really? Someone put that up there? I was driving with my wife yesterday and came up with this. You have to be the horniest you've ever been in your entire life.

Yeah. And your wife's coming in or whoever it is that you've ever been in your entire life. Yeah. And your wife's coming in or whoever it is that you love is coming in or a fan. If you're like that, if they let you do that, I don't know. But I think it's probably got to be just the best, the highest release. And sex, you know, like anything in life has diminishing returns. And I think this has that is the least affected by diminishing returns. Can we look up how many kids Ted Bundy sired from jail? I think it's double digits.

What's the setup in the- It's a great question. I haven't been to jail with a conjugal visit, but I imagine it's pretty clinical. I imagine it's a probably pretty uncomfortable bed, but I think it's the horniness- But they do give you a bed. I don't know. I would imagine they do. Why would they be hard on the lady coming in?

You have a guard standing outside. I think that's kinda cool. Or you're in chicken jail in prison. We might have to blank out chat during the rest of this, because I was really thinking this one was gonna hit nice. No, no, no, it's great. It's a great box.

It's a great box. No, I just had, my curiosity started going, so I'm like, what does it look like? You know what I mean? Yeah. Do they put any, do they put any art on the walls to try and make it a little bit more homey or is it just like beige or like concrete? He only had one kid in jail, Ted Bundy.

I remember Stanley Tukey Williams, not personally, but I remember a story about him. One time when he assaulted a guard, he was banging someone on a conjugal visit and the guard tried to bust it up Like three like acid at the guy's face or something. She's That's before he made a turn and started writing kids books But yeah, do conjugal visits a how do you Good scene of it find me guilty the Vin Diesel the Vin Diesel, Sidney Lumet movie. Him and Annabella Siora have a nice little foreplay in the conjugal.

Dude, it's a fire pick. You know what? I feel like altogether maybe we've kinda, we're not as hot as we were as those first six picks. So maybe Chad, can you bring us back to that level of, are we recharged? Are we ready to bust again? That's a lot of pressure.

That's a lot of pressure. Yeah, bring it dude. Make me cum. You know what? You know what? I can feel this in my bones because I like taboo Yeah, I like when the stakes are high when if you get caught you get in trouble I like where there's limits on you. You got to be quiet. Yeah. Yeah, right? You want to just I mean you guys know me you guys know I am but I can't tornado cuz I'm in the library Chad might be taking this dude you're studying you you know you you enlist the tutelage of a

hot nerd chick and you're like, Algebra, what is that? And then you just start boning. There's nothing better, this is stand up. I'm imagining stand up voting in the deep research stacks, somewhere in there. You're pounding against knowledge. You can move the whole, yeah, yeah.

And maybe the book gets you horny, like you're reading some like epic story 17th-century dirty wench having sex with some Duke and it's put in some flowery language And you're like oh, and then you guys both close the book and then your lips hit and then you're just like shut up. Yeah. Oh There's also in my library in school. We had like Study rooms that you could isolate were generally we're also by a VA hospital Where VAs would just jack off to porn in there, but oh? Baby is very horny right you could also rent one of those with a lady No, it's nice about the library is if you're like doing some serious studying you're so bored

You can't help but be painfully horny Yeah, it's like the idea is so boring. I just get thinking about sucks Yeah, so like for each I'd like how you guys sex like 18 times in a library. Yeah Free and eat guys, you know when I was getting my PhD and just pretty hard Nick my PhD and just pretty hard Nick. Man, that's a good pick. All right. What you got next, brother? Okay.

This is, man. Hey bro, keep laughing. But you lose focus. You're dead. It's like, what do I do? It's like, what do I do? Do I do exotic? Do I do taboo?

Do I, you know, in front of a jungle cat? Atrium or wherever they keep birds in one of those places dude yeah I gotta go a Jurassic Park I think there's a bunch of t-rex's all around us we're gonna get such big trouble I hope they get the power back on otherwise we're fucked there's one that I think would be sick. Clever girl. Okay, there's one that I think would be sick, but you know, there's another one when I think about it, if you're there with a lady, if she's like a crush and you're in there, you're gonna bone and it's gonna feel good. The top of a lighthouse.

Oh, sick dude. Oh, yeah. Did you see the light just going above you and you weather's gonna suck yeah, you're in the fog Yeah, so are you okay for sure are you are you working as the lighthouse guide to no no you see you're off You're in Maine yeah You're in Maine. Yeah, yeah, yeah Cold as freezing it's freezing cold. Yeah, you have a shell on it's soaking wet. Yeah, you're just Your chick is a crab fisherwoman. She just got back to poor. Yeah, Bobby indoors not outdoors She's wearing a flannel heavy denim boots. She weighs about 260

She's been out to see Seconds you get blinded by a big ass light Be seen a scene where the lights going above you and you're just yeah You make getting ahead? Okay. Yeah, okay. Oh, damn. Yeah, you should have said that, dude, because now it clicks.

That makes sense, dude. All right, that's fire, that's fire. You could be the stairwell up. Chris standing doggy. The twisty stairwell up to the light house. That's for sure. You could do some foreplay there. All standing dial.

Standing doggy. I mean, what a smart 5D chess move by Chris to put standing doggy next to his name for all these. Strider, you're up, dude. You got a super solid list, bro. You got a two and a one from the audience right now. Can you keep it up? Okay, I'm thinking what I'm gonna go with here

is just a fucking classic pick, dude. By a waterfall. Oh. So you're at a pond and you're by a waterfall. Oh. So you're in a pond and you're by a waterfall. Dude, I'm kind of picturing the waterfall from Last of the Mohicans where he's like, stay alive, I'll find you, kind of where you can get behind it. You know what I mean?

Sure. I don't want it to be pounding down on my face while I'm like, gah, gah. So do you want to get more even like, specifically say, cave within a waterfall? like specific and say cave within a waterfall? I think a cave within a waterfall. Can I get that? Can you put the whole waterfall escape? Yeah, if you're behind the waterfall, if you see the water, you see it from behind. The whole waterfall. Also I'm imagining like the pond by the waterfall.

It goes into a nice little pond. It's really lush and beautiful around. Yeah. Humid. And in respect for Chris's pick, I would say that I would have to be laying down in the mud on my back and then my wife would have to be riding me. Right.

She'd be riding me reverse cowgirl in the mud by the waterfall. That's how I'm picturing this pic going down dude. It's kind of the only way to do it. Yeah. I'm speaking from a lot of experience in this regard. If you're not laying down in the mud doing reverse cowgirl, then you're just not having sex with a waterfall. Exactly.

It doesn't work. Also, yeah, I would probably my the pick that I would take would be Niagara Falls would be the waterfall that I would imagine this at. And what's sorry did you already specify position and like what the okay. Also the US or the Canadian side. Canadian I feel like the US is too you know I mean the Canadians I Restrictions now, okay, right good call fuck. You don't want to be jingoistic All right, Chris you got private jet hot springs and knee level in the ISS space station. You got one more pick right here What are you thinking? Shit do you have tanked a place a place of worship got number four? Can you just put church dude?

place of place of worship got number four can you just put church dude I think I'm so your pick better maybe or like 16 Chapel yeah but like I'm in the conclave yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah let's just do church sick yeah cuz like if you pick on other people they got all butter here Christians are the chillest with the most chill ah dude I dude, I'm probably, there's so many outdoors ones though. I know. Do I really wanna pick this? I think you're on,

I think your list is looking so good right now. And you have so much extreme stuff going on. I like you in that territory, but. Yeah, so I gotta go, I gotta go with a hyper upscale tree house, dude Like I'm thinking like a five-star resort in Bora Bora where you're up in a fucking tree It's like indoor outdoor you got an outdoor. I won't say outdoor shower, but it's there I don't think I get outdoor shower, but waterfall, you know, that's fire. Do you love this thing? But you're question is this list?

Does this get too close to hotel? Does this hotel room is very different? We're not. We're not picturing glamping. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is like glamping. Did you not elevate? You're not up high.

The thing with Chad really gets is like height helps a lot. Yes. Yes. Because when he said office, he was thinking corner like height helps a lot. Yes. Yes Because like when he said office he was thinking corner office on the 50th correct Yeah, I was thinking shared office in the back of like a mechanic shop no work shared space Hey, can I rent a room tomorrow with the we were Hey, can I rent a room tomorrow with the we were? Yeah, just need it for like 20 minutes. Got some business to do because like, hey, are you trying to have sex in here?

You're like, why do you say that? Do I sound like I'm about to have sex? Who, me? Just because it's me and a chick that I've been talking to for a couple weeks gonna be in there. Hey man, shut up. I also just don't like the term glamping, you know, because I feel like that's not gonna capture like the pics that I'm seeing for, you know, because I feel like that's not gonna capture

like the pics that I'm seeing for, you know. This is a great pic. This, I would get very horny to be boning here. I would like to bone on that little bridge area. Sick. That'd be tight. Yeah, a wood bridge up in the trees, that'd be pretty cool. And you're so secluded out there,

like I imagine the next high-end tree house is at least two football fields away. So you can be like facing a different. Well, they're still gonna hear me, but it's just gonna be a little bit. It'll just be a little like, ah! They might think it's a howler monkey. Howler monkey, yeah.

They might get charmed, oh, there's howler monkeys around. Oh, maybe we'll see them. Keep your eyes peeled. I'm about to take back my lead that I had after Hotel Room because you bros in an effort to be exotic and exciting have forgot what's real, dude. And I'm going to bring it back to the real. I'm going with public restroom.

There's a civic room. Porta-party or public? No, no, not a port-a-party. Porta-party. Not a port-a-party. Porta-party. Porta-party at Coachella. Not a port-a-partyotti? Or public? No, no, no. Not a Porta-Potti. Porta-Potti. Not a Porta-Potti. Not a Porta-Potti. Not a Porta-Potti at Coachella. Yeah. Not a Porta-Potti at Coachella.

OK, man. OK. Oh, no. I'm talking about like you're at a burning place. I'm talking you're at a bar. You're at a bar. And the chick rolls up and goes, the bar bathroom has a lock. And you're like, whoa.

You could probably put a handicapped stall in the restroom. No, public restrooms are good. Because that leaves a door open for a single use bathroom stall which is great for boning or doing coke but also leaves room like the- Or both. Or both or it leaves the stall where you have to be quiet when you're boning or doing coke. Dude, a Bucky's Rest Stop restroom, it goes top to floor. The whole door closes, plenty of space in there. Best for boning.

And dude, you got something on your list too. You got glory holes. Glory holes for sure. Dude, that's a huge part of it. JT's back! Love making community. Glory holes! Yeah, dude, look at these public bathrooms.

Try not to get horny in that Buc-ee's, dude. Do you want a parenthetical glory hole next year's or no? No, no, no, no, no, no. But I love that it's in there. I love that it's in there. I love that it's in there. When you're boning and you look and you see somebody scratched in very anti-semitic stuff on the bathroom wall, and you're just like, we don't need that.

This is exactly where I wanted it to be. Everyone wants to be seeing this when they're boning. Just a lot of slurs all over the place. But then I'm like, who's Rabbi Finley more mad at? That guy or me for what I'm doing in here, dude. This dirty heatness. Got my toes and piss and my dick and coos Sebastian I think you want I think I think you know a chicks cool to a lot of chicks They flash the cool card when they're like I'll bang you in the shit box

You're cool What's your story? Like what else is going on? I'm like, alright. So that's a fire. She's like, hurry up, I'm up in karaoke in three minutes. Let's get through this. She goes out and rips cream.

But then you hear that the song is Rosalita and you're like, I got some time, babe. Don't go. We haven't hit the road bridge. I've had that moment with my fiancee, we were on a road trip, we hit the gas station bathroom. I'm like, you know, it's actually pretty nice in there We'll get some snowballs and Who's gonna watch the kids while we're banging in the bathroom Cody Wyoming is safe this time Dogs looking after him. It's not even that hot out today. It's not even that hot out. Cody Wyoming is safe this time of year. The dog's looking after him.

It's fine. Girlfriend. Oh, this dude's girlfriend said number one is, oh, interesting. All right. I did have Coachella outhouse on here, but I was just not serious. Yeah, it was, dude. Dude, okay. For my last pick, again, I'm not going exotic.

I'm not an exotic guy. I'm salt of the earth blue collar. And with my last pick, you gotta go top bunk. You at camp? This is so good. Dude, healthy, necessary caveat. Someone has to be sleeping underneath you. Chris, you're JT's brother.

It ought to probably be you. In my experience, the best sex that JT ever had was in a top bunk. Dude, you break his first part in when your boy's underneath. Here's the thing, everyone when they do it in the same room, they go, there's the moment where it's like, it's like, do you think they're gonna wake up?

And it's like, and then the dude's like, no, no, they're not gonna wake up, it's chill, it's chill. The dude knows the other guy's awake. Everyone's awake. Yeah. That's part of the, and you know what, the chick knows the dude's awake. Everyone knows, and that's what's chill. the guy. This is the guy on the bottom bunch

And also what adds to it is if you're top bunk slamming I'm not the heaviest guy, but if it was a big couple you're worried you might die. Yeah, you might get killed you're like dude Like do I slip out of here and leave the room? That's not allowed. Let's put that out there to the young people too. If your bottom bunk and your homie on top bunk is getting lucky and making love, you're not allowed to leave. Total faux pas.

Oh yeah, no, don't even cough. I don't care if your throat's dry, you shut up. No, don't look at your phone. You sit there, eyes blank, staring at the bunk above. Hoping you don't die. All right, dude. That's my favorite. When I first went to boarding school,

I was in a bunk. And I was on the bottom bunk and just cranking. And second night, my new roommate just head flies in. Are you jacking off? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, man. Keep watching your PSP.

Dude, first of all. Wait, so did he only know you for like a couple days when he did that? Darned too. Bro, but how chill are you to feel that loose with a new guy? Dude, I was fingering my butt. I didn't even care. He just reached over and just grabbed

a pack of disposable earplugs and just handed them to him. Here you go, buddy. Here you go, chief. This is what you signed up for, brother. I just reached over and just grabbed a pack of disposable earplugs and just handed them behind me. Here you go buddy. Here you go chief. Oh, is this what you signed up for brother? I didn't know you snore. I don't. Do you think the giveaway was like, oh man I'm jacking off.

Oh I love jacking off. God that feels good. God that's nice. All right, so my list is done. I got hotel room, photography, dark room, church, so my list is done. I got hotel room photography darkroom church public restroom top bunk Chris you're up private jet hot springs ISS upscale treehouse great call water bed There's such oh wow, that's a great pig More motion in the ocean, dude.

Great pick, dude. Nuff said, put a one next to that, move on. Dude, I called my shot. I said I was coming back to number one with public restroom and the audience gave it. Let's go, let's go. That's huge. Water bed, dude.

Dude, anything, going back to public restroom, the fact that it smells like shit and ammonia, that's the perfect combination. That's not every time, dude. Cool, man. I went to the beach where it's cold and it's like metal Dude the worst ever is one time I still smell like the dude that slept Salt Creek and it doesn't flush there and then these two chicks rolled in a bang that smells like bro They're so hot volleyball chicks are whatever.

Do you have to be that hot? Of course he did, he's a gentleman. I just worked him over real quick. Did you just work him over real quick? I just worked him over real quick. Did it just kick up in the door? Dude, an old guy rolled in, I was like, bro, deuce, up in the door. You did an old guy One of those chicks had to drop a deuce to

I saw a slayer first Out of TP fresh out. No, no. The bathrooms at the beach, the toilet paper's on a bar, so you can't pull any... It doesn't roll. I don't get it. Why would they make them... Why is it a flat bar where you can't get toilet paper out?

It's a square, dude. No traction. Bangas. Do you wonder why? Because the cities are run by Democrats, dude. They fucking put people in there like that. Fucking Dems, dude. It's not like that in Charleston. All right.

Strider, you're up, dude. Oh, man. Lighthouse got four? Damn, dude. Yeah. Yeah, Lighthouse was wild, dude. Not in Public Restroom? Dude, Public Restroom is good, restroom is good, dude.

Damn, dude. Fucking damn, dude. Damn, that's a good pick, dude. Okay, dude. Alright, I got one right now that's probably a friggin layup gimme, but I Might need to get more creative to try and come back and win this dude So I'm thinking I never done this dude But if you're able to pull this off you probably'd probably be pretty elite boning, dude. Pretty elite boning. And I used to work with a chef, dude. This guy did prison time. He used to make me cocktails

when I was working at the Marriott when I was 17, dude. And he'd make me drinks underage. Pretty chill guy. And he bragged one time and it's still the coolest place I've ever heard anyone having sex in my entire life. And I got a ticket here and I go, hey, what'd you do this with? This guy's name was Scott, dude. I go, what'd you do this weekend? I was like, I went to JT's, played some Xbox,

pretty chill, jacked off. He's like, do you know what I did this weekend? He goes, dude, I went to Disneyland. I go, pretty sick, I went to Disneyland. And he goes, yeah. And you know what I did, dude? I fucked on the back of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Whoa.

So I'm going to level that up. That's a great late pick, bro. I'm going to take Pirates of the Caribbean, but you jump out at one of the areas. And you bone in one of those. And you act like some of the things. You sit still. Oh, oh, it's a Pirates of the Caribbean.

And you go, yo ho, yo ho. You wear a lunch box. You're wearing the same Fast and the Furious t-shirt and gray jeans. Yeah, you look like a toy. Your jeans are down around your ankles. You're wearing high socks. And then you're back there like a pirate.

Dude, she's dressed like a wench. She's dressed like a wench, dude. And you know like how they took agency back and the woman chased you around? She has to have like a shovel or a knife to chase you around. And when dudes go by you just go. You just shoot it. You just go. You bring your keel up and jingle it. You're like, hey bro, throw me a beer.

You just have a little pirate hat on is the only thing that you have to do. And then, dude, because they have security cameras to get out, you put an eye patch on, and you can escape. Instead of the security, they can't even see you, dude. And when they grab you, you're like, dude, I'm one of the pirates. Yeah, you go, I'm one of these guys. What are you talking about?

I'm one of the pirates. Dude, they're animatronic. You're like, all right, man. You got me. Or like, that's the energy you want to have, dude. I'm going to level with you, Elton Bowman, in there. Can you put the whole ride on there for me, though, so you can jump at any point? That's a fire pit. You can go off at any point.

I would have gone teacups, dude. Teacups would be so sick. You get super dizzy, and you're just banging. Splash Mountain could be tight, because you know, fucking, you know, you're going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going toacups, dude. Teacups would be so sick. You get super dizzy and you're just banging. Splash Mountain can be tight, because you know, fucking picture. Yep, good picture.

All right, how'd you go Pirates of the Caribbean? Thanks, shout out to Scott. Chad, take us home, bro. Oh, man, all right, you guys had some fire picks. I gotta come in hot at the end. I gotta go something that, you know, we've all seen this, we've all thought of it when we've been there, and sometimes you just gotta do it.

I'm gonna go with the Ferris wheel at Coachella. Ferris wheel's a good pick, dude! Oh, that's a good pick, dude! My wife said Ferris wheel early on. Whoa, Chad fucked your wife. Dude, dude! Yeah, I know, dude. She said ask Chad about that.

Yeah, I know. She could maybe let Chad have that one. Dude, I asked her if she'd ever been to Coachella, Yeah Dude I asked her she never been to Coachella. She's like, I don't know Dude this is a great pic cuz you have your own secluded thing. Yeah, it's To share with two other people That camera tilts in your pants. There's just a mom and her child. And then, just, ugh. I should have listened when they said, don't bring your kid here. So you go, yeah, so you go around,

and you go through the boarding zone, and you just fucking. As soon as you get to the top, dude. That's sick, dude. It's Chad, what are you busting on that? Top. Yeah. Dude, you throw your load just off the side, bro. Happy travels, dude.

It could kill someone, though. Yeah, from that eye up, dude. Yeah, from that eye up, dude. Yeah, you get your load just off the side bro happy travels? It could kill someone though. Yeah from that from that You could get it bust a eye out turns into an arrow and freaking goes into someone's dome That's why they say never bust off the top of the Empire State Building Yeah, that's true. You should never bust you might kill someone. We're not burning picks anymore cuz you know, yeah now we can Talk about White House. No one said White House. I thought that one. I know, I was gonna go Oval, yeah. Oval office.

Oval office. Oval office would have been sick. With your office. I didn't wanna get political. Yeah. And then, dude, no one said home. Home under construction. Oh.

Oh, yeah, dude. You got to tell the crew. The 18th hole of a golf course. That's a good one. Oh, I love golf. Golf course, sneak out on the golf course Yeah, 50 yard line of cemetery cemetery What about a bungalow and grease that are into that?

Cabin by the fire abandoned warehouse. Yeah, dude. Okay. Okay, how do the bleachers of a high school? You don't go to as 30 year old Okay, hyper specific anal in a bungalow overlooking the Mediterranean. Yeah, that's a great pick. I feel like that's where it was invented. I can't believe you didn't take that. Yeah, man, I should have taken it. It's specified, anal in Greece?

Yeah. Anal was good. I thought you were going to go anal, bro, honestly. I mean, I didn't know that was an option. Can we do another drop top places to do do anal should parenthetical anal by Chad's list Yeah, I just thought I just thought anal was the place Yes, you know, it's funny is like all right others on game. There's a game show. Yeah, but yeah Military barracks is the gate style. Yeah, dude. Oh bin Laden's house

The military barracks is fun. The gate style. Yeah, dude. Oh, Bin Laden's house. Oh, Bin Laden's bunker. Yeah. Oh, he definitely had it. Alcatraz. Alcatraz.

The Tower of London, dude. The mosh pit. The mosh pit, that's a good one. The Sahara tent at Coachella. Just every different venue at Coachella. Yeah, the do lab. The do. The, uh, um, fuck. Yeah, your bedroom. A balcony. The, uh, uh, um, fuck.

Yeah your bedroom. A balcony. Oh, balcony's cool. Shower sex. I was gonna say balcony, yep. Museum. Museum. Yeah, museum's nice.

Psych ward. Psych ward? Yeah, if it's with someone who lives there. Yeah, Jake, you're a freak. You're a crazy bitch, but you fuck so good I'm on top of it when I dream Called crazy bitch. Oh, it goes. Hey, you're crazy bitch But fuck so good on top of it when I scream or when I dream I'm doing you all night What do we just blast that in your backyard at the pool? It was a blast was our sure saw her to for the first time our boy in high school

Who was pretty comical was he was sincere? He's like he's like this song is reminds me my girlfriend. We're like 16 Did you? Yeah, I think I think a bathroom after you just do some two chicks come out. Oh, yeah It's hard to beat that's number one. I think he's like that memory was so core You know although it's pretty common that I had to get it up in the top five Yeah, master bedroom was probably a big omission since that's where the majority of boning Probably a good late sneak pic for sure yeah, but I have to be doing standing doggy on a waterbed. That's yeah It's hard that is hard. You know I think we all were smart not to pick beach cuz

Sand and one grain of sand life's over. Yeah, ain't yep We just better for a makeout session for a kiss on the son of a kissy for Yeah, that's nice, bro. I you know what straight up though dog. I remember you senior year high school Capistrano Beach late night with the chickies dude, dog I remember you senior year high school Capistrano Beach late night with the chickies dude and I remember you specifically like yo I had to keep my digits clean cuz the strider was fingering that's right so freaking chill dude I wrote that down in my journal dude, I revisit that all, I haven't written an entry since dude. Done zero self discovery since. So if someone finds your journal dude, like this guy was sick dude.

Fingered a chick on the beach tonight, 2005. Last entry dude. Yes. It's just blank. Everything else is like dad won't talk to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The next one, 2031, I fingered a chick in my room. I fingered my wife in my room.

Yeah. 17 year gap. I feel like, oh dude. So what really sticks out to you from life? It's all in the journal actually. Right there, do you check it out? I've never laughed so hard. The whole Pirates of the Caribbean ride.

Oh dude, so nice. Getting busy big time though. I've never laughed so hard the whole Pirates of the Caribbean ride You have to dress up in a costume so you do get costume play in there, which is nice Yeah, it was boning back there Aaron's ready for the call. Let's get him on the horn and let's settle this cuz this is one of the most heated competitive ones we've ever had JT after a fresh breakfast burrito from the snack shack at Salt Creek Hey Ron, what's up dog? What's up guys? So we went deep bro we drafted best places to have sex. Uh huh. Alright. Get ready dude. No it's I mean Incredible I I've not done most of these That's that's not true dude Yeah, Aaron have you never been in a space station dude

Amazing all right, do you need me to recap? Yes, please. Yes, for sure. Okay. We also have hotel room. Sorry. Will you also guess after each list whose list you think it was? Sure.

Sweet. Nice. Okay, hotel room. We can't react. Hotel room, photography darkroom, church, public restroom, top bunk. That feels like Chris. Private jet, hot springs at knee level, ISS, upscale tree house, water bed, feels like JT

yacht the whole car conjugal visit jail whole waterfall whole Pirates of the Caribbean ride is for sure Chad and then the author top of mountain sunrise, 5am, library, lighthouse, Ferris wheel at Coachella. I'm shocked it's not on top of the credenza. I believe that's Strider. We can't react. How'd I do? You can't react.

You know, close, but not quite. Yeah. Not quite. Yeah. I'm quite. Yeah. Not quite. Yeah. I'm sure. Yeah. It's tough. Okay.

Now that I've read them, I have to think about them. Okay, not hottest. Dude, if it helps you imagine two chicks at the same time at all the places. Just if it helps. And they're rare and the guy. Yeah, dude. Of course, expected. It does help.

They want it so bad. They want it bad, Aaron. I mean, these are so aspirational to me. Please, please fuck me, daddy. Dude, they're ovulating. They want to get poor, I can't do it. I'm so frustrated. I really expected this to happen sooner. It's alright, right baby girl I got you. All right, I think for my number four, I think for my number four, I'm going to say the office. Oh, no way.

I don't know what I expected, but I'm blown away. You never burned in the office, D? Damn, dude. I don't think so, it's two things. I don't really. When my wife has been here, I do not, I do not get that feeling. I'm talking corner office. Yeah, but what about, you could have imagined like corner office, New York City.

So it was office that threw it off. Interesting. Yeah. Every man's dick is different. Until it's in my mouth. Then it just becomes another snack. Then it's just another little snack. Yum yum until I move on to the next one.

Think next one. You better not, I'll sock you, Aaron. I think I'm gonna go yacht for three. Whoa, whoa! What, what threw you? Well, you, you're you were familiar with parts that Caribbean, right? It's the woman to the pirates Now jail threw me more than pirates parts of you kind of fun long enough right away here, which is nice There's a little splashing

Drops will be tough you might break you might right anger yourself someone in chat said the titan ocean gate is submersible oh that's a great call is that the one that oh a submarine i don't want to do that you do red fart implodes though like i get off

like i survive right? i'm not trying to die moaning somewhere extreme. I mean, look at my list. I've boned plenty of extreme places and I've died. This is my new character, the horny late night radio host. All right, guys, how's your drive home going?

Yeah. Jizznyland, very good. Cream Jeans are very good. I'm a little confused about why Hot Springs at knee level. Yeah. I can explain. It feels that feels like maybe ignore that part because it does feel like that was out of the discussion that you weren't privy to.

You can just take it as hot springs. That's fair. But hot springs for sure. You can dunk under and hot springs, although you do risk getting meningitis if you do that. You risk a lot of things. meningitis sucks, bro. Yeah, you don't want it. That's swelling of the brain. Yeah, no good. You don't want it. If you can touch your tendons, your chest, you're good. You don't have it. I remember that. meningitis is the spine. It's the meninges get whatever the meninges are get infected. But those are your brain and spine, right? Yeah, I think I was drew a chick who had that

Sure and the flight is your brain. I was like, yeah, you got anything I need to worry about She's like I got meningitis. I was like we're chill That's cool Damn you should probably get that checked out. All right. Yeah word All right, so I guess what it boils down to with these last two is how aspirational I want to be for sure That's that's real Water bed sucks. I'm gonna say that right now as a person who has slept on many a waterbed in the 80s in 90s

Tech has gotten way better since the rest of the list is good since the rest of this is very good I think I'm gonna go hotel room to private jet one they're always dialed in. Damn, bro. You had a shit man. Aaron, you had them switched. That one was mine. Hotel room was JT when he'd guess. Thank you, dude. That was a sick, you're a smart guy.

Dude, were you picturing a public restroom at the beach though? Yeah. Who was this? Who was who? I was hotel room, restroom top bunk my brother was PJ Hot Springs ISS space station Dude, honestly, I would have gone with space station if it had a public restroom or top bunk

If I could drop a fat deacer in the ISS and just have two smokes roll up and just like yo And then that's Trader Trader was y'all Chad was the office Let me have oh man. I really missed it. I thought I had you guys you kind of like switched each one a little bit Yeah, Aaron. I think you went too personal with the office. You gotta go CEO corner office Taboo Gordon Gecko. Yeah Gordon Gichot ass over here. Yeah, you're wearing suspenders and no pants. You only pull your weenie out of your slacks.

Yeah. But you know what, Aaron is coming post me too, you know, it's a different era. Right, right. There's a lot more sensitivity and aura around that stuff, so I can see how maybe that's been burned, but I could also see how it's become more taboo, so it might even be hotter.

Right. Because then you're whispering stuff like, HR would be so upset if they knew where my finger was. And it's in your own butt. Dude. It's in your own butt. Camera zooms out, it's in your own butt. Your secretary's like, dude, can I leave? I can't watch you leave, Cheryl.

You sit down. You sit down. You sit down forcefully. On your chair. Alright, dudes. I gotta run. I hope you had a good Mother's Day. Love you, Aaron. Love you, Aaron. Alright, dudes.

Congrats, Chris. Chris, huge honor dude. And you know you were gone last week and you came back and you showed us why. You came in hot with specifics too. When you got Space Station at three I was like we're toast. But dude, private jet over the Swiss Alps. That's what you're thinking. The hot springs, and you specified Iceland with the hot springs?

Yeah, blue again. Who doesn't want to go to Iceland bro? Why hot springs at knee level? I know. He'll find out. All right, dude, good draft, guys. That was sick. That was great. Super competitive. These cards are really nice I wanna know what takes you ever to go Who is the one who got you?

There's no tomorrow inside you Going deep, going deep I believe I'm going deep I'm going deep