Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 392 - BEST SUMMER ACTIVITIES DRAFT

Episode Date: June 11, 2025

Today we are joined by Strider Wilson and Matt "The Meat" Mosko from Happy Madison Productions to DRAFT the Best Summer Activities. WE are stoked on beautiful weather and the experiences it brings with it.   Each bro will make 5 selections and will give a dank reasoning behind each one to get the judges approval. Today we have a LIVE chat voting and we also call JT's mom to get a females perspective on judging! Let us know who you think won in the comments! #chadandjt #goingdeepwithchadandjt  We are live streaming a Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here:   https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep   Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour! TEMPE, AZ is the next stop!Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo:   https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/  Here is the Total Draft Standings: (s/o HandA on reddit)Chad: 11 wins JT: 13 wins Strider: 13 wins Chris Parr: 10 winsBrad Fuller: 1 win (The Ultimate Champ)Joe Marrese: 1 winKevin Fard: 0 wins  Thanks to our Sponsors: Brotege: The Best Skincare products for bros. Visit https://www.brotege.com and use code deep get 40% off your order today.  Hims: The Best Hair Loss solutions for men. Go to https://www.hims.com/godeep and get started today with an online consult with a professional. Chubbies Shorts: Our Favorite Summer clothes. Go to https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/godeep and get 20% off your order today! HomeChef: The Best Meal Kits! Go to https://www.homechef.com/godeep and get 50% off your first box + dessert.  PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake Rohret #summeractivities #summerplans #draft #mountrushmore

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We're here with the T-Dart tyrant. What up, dude? I love going down on my wife. And then we're here with the man. She requested you say that, right? She wants me to say it's my new sign on the pod. She said it say that, right? That's what she wants me to say is my new sign on. She said it's been in doubt for a little bit. Exactly, and she's also, she's like,

look it's 2025, what's your brand? Are you branding? What are you putting out there? And she goes, that's what you need to be branding. That's a good brand. Thank you, oh dude, I'm fully on board. You're a giver. Exactly, exactly.

You are a giver, Schreider. 100%, I'm on the bottom, you know, I'm receiving from my wife all sorts of love and then giving it right back tenfold. I love that. You know? Love it. I'm here with Matt, the meat Moscow.

Meat, do you go down? The time is right, yeah, definitely. I love to hear that. Definitely. The time is right. Just getting right into it, huh? I can picture your style. You're a very strong man, good base.

Yeah. I could picture you with your Sig style, you're very strong, man, good base. Yeah. I could picture you with your Sig O, you're making love with a lady. I'm picturing this is, maybe paint the word picture here, you're on the beach, it's sunset, it's private. I picture you pick up the lady and you get in a nice quarter squat, hold that, really work on your quads.

Is that gonna be number one in your draft? Is it kind of like Olympus holding up the earth? Exactly. And you just hold up a chick. I did shoulders this morning. Yeah? Is it kind of like Olympus holding up the earth? Exactly like that. And you just hold up a chick. I did shoulders this morning. Yeah? So I think I got a good shoulder pump this morning. Did you start with press or lat raises?

I'm doing this like sprint workout right now where it's like body weight, it's kind of like a HIIT workout. Sure. Where I do this once a week. Grounded, so no shoes. Shirt off. Ten sprints. Ten push-ups, 10 shoulders, 10 curls, 10 calf raises, calves or beach muscle. Yeah. You know that? 10 shoulder

press. And then like 10 squats or lunges and then I go down 9, 8, 7, 6. Pyramid. All the way down but I keep the sprints go down but then all the other things stay at 10. So I'm doing 100 total. That's nice, dude. How long does that usually take you? Half hour, 35? I time myself.

So it's usually like 33, 34 minutes. That's a good time, dude. Oh yeah, it's solid, man. Yeah. Keep at it. So, but- JT doesn't respect HIIT workouts, dude. I love HIIT workouts.

I don't think you can do too many HIIT workouts. I love HIIT workouts. You can't do too many HIIT workouts. Thank you, dude. I'm a big- You gotta do some heavy workouts, right, JT? Yay, I'm a big HIIT workout guy. It's a point for the central nervous system, absolutely. I think like the best program is one hit workout a week

You do like two heavy lifts a week and then you do one bodybuilding circuit a week. That sounds nice So the bodybuilding is like Isolation or whatever so you just do every muscle a little bit heavier longer breaks and then I do one focus on the mind muscle Connection exactly, bro a little bit heavier, longer breaks and then I do one... Focused on the mind muscle connection. Exactly, bro. Dude, all about it, bro. All about it. I didn't realize I was gonna get a boner this fast into the episode.

I did. I did. I love it when I do. Oh, yeah. And Matt, you came in worried. This is Matt Mosco, by the way, guys. You know him as Matt the Meat Mosco. But did you already intro you?

But... Kind of intro, yeah. We're good. You came in worried the Meat Muscle. But did you already intro you? Kind of intro, yeah, we're good. You came in worried about the collective brand. I am, I'm worried. Chad doesn't even surf anymore. Dude. Every time I invite him to surf, he won't go with me.

He's like, I gotta walk the dog, I gotta do this, I gotta do that. It's gotta be a priority. The last time we surfed too, he was like, oh man, like I needed that. I do need it, I do need it. I do need it. It's, we're busy these days.

We're trying to build a biz. But you gotta have balance. I know but it's, I got, you know what? I'm so attached to my dog. I don't like letting the dog down. And when I don't take her on a walk in the morning, she gives me that look. And I've been away from her for some, just every weekend. What's the look? She's just like, dude, come on. And I've been away from her for some, just every weekend. What's the look?

She's just like, dude, come on. And I'm like, sorry. And you've gone through a few iPhones in the water, because you'll be sitting out there in the lineup and taking phone calls. And it's tough, like you'll miss waves, guys get mad at that when you're surfing, when you're on your iPhone.

I know, my priorities have shifted, it's walking the dog and going down on my fiance so that I'm like I have to do that in the morning or you know, I Know but it's tough. I'm like as a champion Do you worry though if people learn this about you that it could hurt the bottom line in the biz? Yeah, thanks a lot. Well, you guys what your guys roots are like bro, like summertime outdoor Right, which is beach stuff like it's a. Right. I mean beach stuff. It's a good segue. That's why you came to us today.

You said I want on and I want to do this as the draft. And we said, all right, so we'll see how it goes. Well, summer's around the corner. Actually, it is summer, even though I have June gloom, but summer is here. You guys need to represent summer. Yeah, no, totally agree. Huge summer, guys.

It's my favorite time of the year. There's so many activities I love to do, so many activities coming up. I'm not gonna say any yet because I don't wanna throw me off the table, but I'm fired up for the summer. June though can suck a fat one because it's brutal.

And so can we get June gloom, May Gray, then we get June gloom, and then when Fourth of July rolls around, it's like baby, just pull your pants off. Well, I'm gonna throw this out there. In SoCal, I think fall is the best season. 100%. Yeah, agreed.

Local summer. Yes. We hit a later heat for sure. September, October, that's the heat records in LA. It's the best. Are the waves good then? Yes. Best waves of the, I would say November, December, January.

Best waves of the year. I mean, the best time to surf, I think December. Christmas is coming. But I mean, also summertime, I don't wanna get into it cause of the draft shit or whatever, but summertime is amazing too because you get the long days, it gets, it stays light to like eight, 8.15.

Yeah. The water's warm, like the water gets cold in December, January and it's not as enjoyable. You can rock boardies in August, September. August, September you can wear trunks. Like especially if it's warm outside, you can do that. Yeah. But I gotta call Moscow out a little bit though.

Ooh. Because you have a brand, right? You're Matt the Meat Moscow. Okay. And but what meat really represents is that you're an alpha. But we challenged you to a meat off where we'd eat as much meat as possible and you were you I think you even proposed it and then you backed out of it. Because I thought about it and it's not it's not good for my brand to promote that. Which is fine.

So then that happens once. Then that happens once. Then he messages me this weekend because the UFC fights are on and it's Volk versus O'Malley and he goes, hey, let's make a bet. And I go, all right. Oh no, not Volk versus O'Malley. It's Marab versus O'Malley. And I go, yeah, let's bet.

I go, I'll go Marab. The bet is if I win, you can't eat meat for a day. Whoa. Dude. And then he goes, no, I checked the lines. Actually, I don't want to bet anymore. The lines were terrible. I'm not goes, no, I checked the lines. Actually, I don't want to bet anymore. The lines were terrible.

I'm not gonna take that bet on those lines. That's two times in a row you've thrown down the gauntlet and then picked up your own glove. And I'm worried, is that damaging to the brand? Dude, I agree. If I'm worried about your guy's brand, you can be worried about my brand. I'm gonna throw this out.

Some guy just called me pale in the chat by the way. Dude that's not true. It's not true. Moscow are you whipped by your brand? Am I whipped by my brand? Provocative. Yeah. I think I'm always trying to innovate and evolve.

Right. But yeah you get caught in the confines of it. I think we all do. Like should I be doing this? Yes or no. Right. Especially in this digital world that we live in where there is sort of the inner and there's

the outer. Right. And I think that does promote some complications. Well here's the thing, like you know we were talking about our brand, you know I haven't been surfing as much but you know I hear from surfers all the time where they're like, man when I got in my 30s I wish I'd gone down on my partner more. And taking my dog for more walks too. Taking my dog for more walks.

Kelly Slater talks about that all the time. And we gotta take breaks from surfing. Yeah. And taking my dog for more walks too. And taking my dog for more walks. Kelly Slater talks about that all the time. And we gotta take breaks from surfing. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. They were like, Slater, what were you thinking when you were in the finals at Pipe and he's like, I was just thinking about my little dog, Pooter and how I wish I'd been walking him more. Yeah.

He said that and then so when he's here that, when Chad heard that, that was like, shit dude, I got a dog. I don't think his dog's name is Pooter though. Yeah, I might have got that wrong Blankie on the name, you know Slater's dog I've seen him in Hawaii. Yeah, I see him there too. He's good guys. What do you have a little bulldog on picture? It's like a little wiener dog thing cute like awesome. Yeah I love dude

How about you recommended a bunch of places for me to go to in a wahoo and I threw up from your food Yeah, okay. Let's talk about this for a sec I can't poke and an asahi bowl within the same hour. Dude, I was only there for a day. I had to get it all in quick. I sent JT to the Sunrise Shack and then I sent him to this. The best one, the one on the one short. I won't even name this local poke place,

but he had like, I think he had an asahi bowl before, like 20 minutes before, a poke bowl. I mean, he can handle a lot of meat. No, it's not about the meat. It's about the mixture of flavors. True. It's a lot of a temporal kind of mix. Because he's having soy sauce right after he had like, you know, asahi bowls.

I think asahi bowls are good every once in a while. I love a good asahi bowl after the beach. Why are you saying it like that? What do you mean? Nothing. How do you say acai? Is it acai? Acai.

Acai? How did I say it? You're saying acai. I don't know. You're saying like the beer, acai. You're probably right though. You're probably right. Acai.

I think Brazilians say it like acai. Yeah, that's Brazilian. Dude, I go to his Pokey place, which was like in a little grocery store. Didn't look like it was up to code. And then- It was amazing. It's delicious.

I house it five minutes later, I have to pull over my rental car. I'm just boating on the side of the street. Just throwing it in the local guys, are you okay dude? I was like, yeah, I'm good man. Was that why you look so lean? Yeah, that's why I'm looking lean dog. What was it purple?

What did it come up? You know, it did come out pretty like full. You know when you throw up like right after you eat where it's like, it hasn't like liquefied it. Yeah, but I don't remember it. I don't remember it that good. But yeah, it really hurt my tummy, dude. I'm sorry.

It's my fault. It's all good. Appreciate the rex. That's my fault. And how come they don't have, they don't have sinks at the North Shore bathrooms. Where do you guys deuce? They don't have sinks? What do you mean?

Like the public bathrooms there don't they just have a bowl. There's no DP and there's no- At the Sunset Beach one, and the pipeline one, they're pretty good. You must have went to a different one. No, I went to the pipe one. No, you gotta go in the back. That's where that's where it is. I went to the bathroom at pipe I dropped a massive deuce and there was nowhere to wash my hands. And I was like, what are you? That's what the ocean's for. That's why you threw up. The ocean.

It's a natural antiseptic. Yeah. Yeah, I guess no one told me. I was expecting a little bit of, you know. Did you have a great day though? I love Hawaii. Yeah. I love the people.

My wife and I want to go to Hawaii. It's awesome. We should. Yeah, we want to go maybe and maybe try to go in September or something. It's good in the winter. Go there love the people. My wife and I want to go to Hawaii. It's awesome. You should. Yeah, we want to go maybe in, maybe try to go in September or something. It's good in the winter. Go there in the winter. Yeah, January is when she said. Because like especially when we get, it gets cold here, it feels so much better to go there

then you're like, oh, you know. Yes, get that tropical, as soon as you land on the plane, you walk out, you feel that like clean Hawaiian air energy. 100%. The mana. Yeah, yeah, that's exactly it. You, just wanna go down your wife right away immediately Yeah, get me to the hotel room as quick as I put my wife on a bell cart and wheel us up in the elevator Do let us the whole time

I should we draft guys were drafting the best summer activities of all time on brand I didn't even know I didn't even know we were drafting this till right now, but I've been researching my whole life You didn't know he told me right before We went oh damn All right, I can't believe that guy called me pale in the chat Yeah, oh my god. I've tanned dysmorphia All right on three shoot one. You shoot out a one or two. I go one two. No you throw out a one or two We're doing odds or evens to start so

Behind your back and then on three shoot out a one or two. We're doing odds or evens to start. So, Hand behind your back. Hand behind your back and then on three, shoot out a one or two. One, two, three, shoot. Ooh. A little faster, Matt. One, two, three, shoot. Oh. Fourth.

You got time to think. One, two, three, shoot. Oh, okay. So it's me and you. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock. Rock's solid by the way. Thank you. Always go rock. Always go rock. Always go paper, dude. Rock's solid, by the way. Thank you. Always go rock.

Always go rock. Always go paper, dude. I only do rock. He'll switch up from scissors maybe once a year, but 90% of the time, he's going the same way. He likes the scissor. Yeah. I do.

That's probably what it is. All right, dude, you know what the number one pick, and I'm glad I got this so I can rep it for the real dudes, I got to go with surfing. God damn it. Oh my god. I mean, there is nothing better than surfing surfing. God damn it. Oh my god. I mean there is nothing better than surfing

in the summer, bro. Oh my god. Dude, we can still take smoking weed, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can still surf with the boys, dude. I feel bad because it's coastal, you know, so like I'm sorry to all my inland folks, you got your own version of it,

but for me, like the way I grew up in OC, it was just you know you go down to Trussell's you just stop at 7-eleven get a big-ass coffee fuck yeah you know slow down Carl's Jr. yeah the car is Cristinitos dude yeah rather than get back into the van with the boys just drive down listening to like pepper are you an ebiker or a walker? I walk for sure. It's pretty core. And then absolutely dude I want to ground I want to feel the earth and then me and the boys just go down get there early dude like what like five? Probably five. Sun'sAM, dude. Dawn Patrol. Probably 3AM. Yeah, Dawn Patrol for sure.

And then, dude, it's pumping, you know, 5 to 7. And then you catch your first left and just get barreled. It's the fucking greatest. How is this even barreled, dude? That's the thing, though, bro. It does it, dude. Good call, dude. Yeah, so it's just crumbling up, you know?

Oh, yeah. Perfect A-frame and just doing work. Not Salt Creek. You don't want to go to Salt Creek? Dude, so that's just crumbling up, you know? Oh yeah. Perfect A-frame and just doing work. Not Salt Creek? You don't want to go to Salt Creek? Dude, so that's a really good call. I think if I really want to get after it and I'm looking to really just push myself as a surfer, I go to Trussells. But if I'm just having a nice day with the boys and just hanging and it's like more mellow

and I want to see my friends and maybe do a couple other things that could get picked, I go to Salt Creek. What about like soft topping in Laguna? Is a thing? Dude so if I did good questions bro I'm glad I could. Is that core? Yeah yeah well if you're learning but watch the mic. I'm an old man's guy if I'm soft topping you know so. Talking about a doil or you're talking about a boogie board? A doil bro. Like a catch surf board. My bad yeah I was just trying to trick you. I was just quizzing you guys. You guys passed.

Yeah, now if I'm soft top and I go to Old Man's and you know my mom will make like a seven layer dip and we'll park the RV right there and we'll just listen to like pepper. And then, and yeah, I'll just soft top all day. Yeah, I really did go to surf camp at Old Man's so my bonafides are in place. That's where I went too. Two years in a row. Two years in a row. Surf camp old man. Two years in a row dude. Yeah so surfing look to quote uh the Matthew Mcconaughey movie what's so great about surfing that's like asking what's great about the wind you know but like it's about just like being part of that mystery and when it's over it's cool because you

were in line and on time. Sick. And then you play that who's that that guy that you like? Mishka. Mishka dude. Yeah. Pitted. Dude great pick. Thanks dudes yeah sorry I mean I know probably Strider wanted it. No I'm glad he got first pick because like we were like this one has to go to JT dude.

Yeah I needed it. If JT doesn't get surfing then he's robbed. I know dude I'm going to Chowpoo next week bro like come on. Yeah dude I'll probably be in Tavarula next week too. Are you doing Tav? Yeah, it's heavy weight. Tavi. It's probably my favorite, heaviest weight.

The meat and I are going to the Maldives. Oh yeah, dude, I've been there, dude. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Magic Mind's paying for it, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, shout out. Yeah, dude.

All right, my pick, my pick, I mean, this is all encompassing. This is what you do when the summer comes. This is what it's all about, tanning. God damn it. Dude, great pick. Dude, it's, you need. You gotta get your base tan.

You gotta get, okay, so. Shit, dude, that might've been an even better pick. I mean, no matter where you are. I think it's more encompassing. I mean, and you can do it in more places. To be, yeah. Dude, yeah, you're walking to set along with your boys, tarps off.

You're at the beach, tarps off. Dude, nude. You're in Costa Rica, nude. You're just tanning. It makes you feel good. The sun, you get crisp, you look hot, you feel good. The sun is just blessing your body and you're just getting tan and there's nothing better

than coming back to school after the summer and you've just got a fresh bronze. Losh or no loash? No loash. No loash, okay, but what if you're at the beach all day and you're surfing and you're laying out and you're hanging out and you're eating fruit and you're there for a while,

you gotta put a little bit of loash on, right? I mean, yeah, if you're gonna be out there all day, then you get some, what's it called? Zinc. Not zinc, beef tallow. Ooh, beef tallow. You just beef tallow yourself. Oh, you put beef tallow on yourself.

Yeah, you're gonna smell it. Olive oil is the new. Oh, really? Is like the new Hawaiian Tropic. Oh, really? Olive oil is the new, I did it yesterday. Did you really? I tried it, yeah.

Dude, the white Hawaiian Tropic smells, just the way that stuff smells when you just have, I like put a can of that, I just had that in my car just to smell it, boost my stoke immediately. Just the smell of that coconut, whatever that, that 8 SPF Hawaiian Tropic, which pretty much does nothing. It's kind of toxic though, Schreider. I know. Yeah.

But that's because I only smell it and sometimes take a little baby sip. Yeah. So that's all, I don't put it on my body I just ingest it and then smell it. Okay, so yeah Yeah, you do that you go out natural and then at the end of the day you get some brodage on Yeah, you get some bro. The only thing that's FDA approved to remove fine lines. Yeah, you get some moisturizer on shut up brodage What's up guys? I'm here after this podcast. Let you know once again that we brought to you by legends at bro to Jay guys We love bro to Jay bro. Jay is brought to you by

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Never. Okay, just checking. I think you can get too much sun though. I think there's a difference. Oh yeah. I think you don't like, I've gotten so much sun where you start like shivering and stuff. So I think you can OD on the sun.

Like you have to be cognizant, especially when you get a little bit older. I think when you're young, it doesn't matter at all. But I think you gotta sort of do some back and forth, a little bit of shade here, maybe like a little hat here and there. But I think you can get too much sun. I don't think you can ever be too tan. By the way, I'm starting a new tanning peptide. Yeah, I wanted to know. This is going to be my last day.

Oh, you're doing the tanning peptide? Yeah, I'm doing that. Yeah, I wasn't sure if you wanted to talk about it on the pod. This is my last day all natty. Are you doing the tanning peptide? Yeah, I'm doing that. Yeah, I wasn't sure if you wanted to talk about it on the pod, so. This is my last day all natty. What is that copper GK? No, it's called MT2, melanotan, and basically it increases your body's melanin production, and the only negative side effects are if you have like skin cancer already, it could fuck it up a little bit more.

Sure. But but that's nothing I'm starting it next week Your dog gets tan And increases libido There's a couple people by Jim that started it, and they said they feel like amazing. All right, I'm on. Can I say too, just the dangers of a tan is,

being tan perfect, but if you're an adult and you have a sunburn, I don't respect you. No. So you cannot be sunburned. But I don't care if you're, imagine you're getting financial advice, you're on a Zoom, your financial advisor's like, yeah, you need to put some more in your Rothart,

or everybody's a fresh sunburn. No chance I'm listening to that. If you're sunburned, you gotta stay away from people, let it turn to a tan, one day. And I mean, here's the worst thing, when you peel, you lose your tan. Oh yeah, peeling? You don't want to peel.

Disaster, disaster. But I will say, you've never seen someone who has a tan, it isn't very upbeat. They're very positive someone like who has a tan it isn't very upbeat They're very positive everyone has a tan. You're like I respect this guy Yeah, there's a lot of respect that comes with it. So true and here's here's the thing too. You know who has the best tan Your dad famous for it That guy that guy is the tan Lord, well, it's my childhood trauma. I'll never be as tan as my father. I mean, you're chasing it.

I'm chasing it? I'm addicted? What if with this peptide you get more tan than him? God bless. Yeah. Do you feel like you'll ever earned it or do you feel like it'll be ill gotten? I feel like it's a supplement.

Okay, smart. Because you can't just do it and get tan. You still need to go into the sun. You still need to be in the sun. No, you don't. Well, you could be inside. No, you have to get in the sun. You do?

It increases your ability to take in melanin from the sun. So it opens up your skin. That's part of it. You still have to get sun. I thought it worked without sun. My uncle got on it and he was like Moroccan. That's what it did. That's what it happens. That's what my dad- Last day all natty right here.

Stan Dude, yeah, you could do your tan peptide and get canceled. Marshall You know what though? No risk, no reward dude. So, I'm blessing this journey. Marshall I'm blessing this journey. Marshall Vernon Maxwell on this podcast? All right, Matt, you're up. Marshall I'm gonna say barbecuing meat. Stan Smart, dude. Marshall Okay, this is a great pick. I'm going to say barbecuing meat. Smart, dude.

This is a great pick right here. Maybe just a barbecue in general. Smart, smart. It's a communal thing. No one's assuming you're barbecuing portobello mushrooms. No. You're hanging out with the boys.

There's conversation going. It's always at a good time of the day, like at sunset time. You're eating together. You feel good together. Anything on a barbecue, too, is usually pretty healthy for the most part, unless you're eating together, you feel good together, like anything on a barbecue too, is usually pretty healthy for the most part. Unless you're getting the mass produced factory farm stuff, if you're getting good meat from like a butcher or whatever,

I just feel like it makes you feel so good. It's also nice like eating when it's still light outside. Yes, I'm picturing it like nighttime. That's my favorite thing. If you're at a beach house and you can smell the grill when you're still on the sand, you're like, we're gonna go back and fucking crush some eats. 8 p.m., 8 p.m.

Oh yeah. Sunny. Well kind of combining the two, JT, I'm gonna get a barbecue in my truck. Oh! So when I go to Lowers and go surfing, when I'm done, I can do a barbecue at Old Man's right there and do like a nice ribeye on my truck.

Heaven, that's heaven, dude. So that's another element to it. I'm pretty excited for that. I've never seen also for just to help your branding, you might want to put a parenthetical grilling and chilling next to that. So we know. So when is Aaron judging this?

Yeah. Yeah. That might help out your cause there too, Matt. But also, but he didn't say that. I've never seen, all right, fine. Maybe I can't do it. JT's right. Well, I said the communal aspect of it, like barbecuing, but he didn't say that I've never seen. All right. Finally, I can't do it. JT's right. Well, I said the communal aspect of like barbecuing with the boys. I respect that. Barbecuing with the boys, maybe.

Also, have you ever seen this is a good thing for like dads in the summer to do. Like, I've never seen Greg, your mom's BFJT, how happy was he when he was kicking his fish? He had the egg. Well, that was a special fish he had. He caught that from the river and he was so much left fresh raised, just sitting out there, fresh raised in the sun, grilling, flipping that stuff and then providing a feast for the boys.

So I was I was at a 40th birthday the other day in Newport Beach, and I was told that the taco stand there was going to have seed oils. So so I was all freaking out, you there was going to have seed oils. So I was all freaking out. I'm like, I need to bring my own meat. And I called my boy whose birthday it was and I pre-approved with him. I said, hey, is it cool if I bring my own meat? You have a Traeger.

I know you have taco stand, but it has seed oils. I'm not going to eat seed oils. So I bring the meat. I'm barbecuing at the party and I became like a part of the party. People were coming to go check me out as I was barbecuing. But there was one person at the party who said, Matt, you are so rude for doing this. And I said, no, I pre-approved this with a host.

I didn't wanna eat seed oils, I'm allergic to them. Everyone's allergic to them. I am allergic to them. I'd eat to them. I am allergic to them. I'd eat my own food. JT, what do you think about that? Like is that? I have a lot of thoughts. I'm conflicted.

You're conflicted. Yeah. Yeah. Like to a degree, I think you should do what you want. And I think sometimes we go with the group too much, even when it comes at our own expense. But there's a threshold. And I, my mind,

my sympathy, I go straight to the taco guy who got hired. I was out of his view. You were out of his view? I swear to God I was about to ask that. I was like, could he see you? The taco guy was in the back, in the quarter. I was on the side, next to the bar. You know what?

I mean this sincerely, that makes all the difference. Yeah, right? I thought you were like 10 feet from the bar. You know what? I mean this sincerely that makes all the difference. Yeah, right? I thought you were like 10 feet from the poor guy. No, no, no. I chopped up carne asada for everyone. I made carne asada and I made it on a plate with some guac and just like little pieces to everyone. What was the overall, did still more people eat from the taco guy than ate from you?

Mine was more of an appetizer. Okay. Because I need to eat around like, I don't know about you guys, but you ever go to a party and you go hangry? Or like a dinner party and the food is not ready till 730? Stan Happens at weddings a lot, happens at weddings. Marshall, we had a gig the other day and I was trying to eat and they're like, we need you now.

I'm like, bro, I have to eat. Marshall, yeah, because you get hangry. Stan A terrible energy, yeah. Marshall, so I knew this was gonna happen. So, I started barbecuing at like five, the party started at five, started barbecuing like 530 for everyone. It was like an appetizer thing I still just one lady at the party said Matt that's very rude of you I she's not wrong you know if you look if you do stuff like that if you're gonna be the tall poppy you're gonna

catch some people trying to chop you down all right so as long as you're ready for it I provided too but I don't blame the lady for asking or saying something because going back to this like I thought like it was a very communal moment of like barbecuing meat. It was 80 degrees outside. You know, everyone was happy. Some people were drinking margaritas and all that kind of stuff.

So yeah. So maybe for Matt's but barbecuing with the bros when someone's already been hired to do the barbecuing. Hahaha. Here's the thing, this guy wasn't getting, he wasn't, he had a fee, he had a rate, he wasn't, people weren't paying for tacos from him. Like the host paid him.

Yeah. So it doesn't matter. Yeah, but imagine, imagine you get hired to be a male revue, to do stripping, and you go to someone's party, and there's a gay dude there, and then he's like, no, actually I'm a better stripper than this guy, and he starts stripping on the chicks,

and all the women start going crazy for him, and they still pay you your fee, but you don don't get tipped and you don't get the appreciation of your work. It affects the tips. If there's a tip for the guy then that's okay. But I was gonna say if there's another, if there's a gay dude there who wants to you know, provide for the ladies. What if he's straight? And I can straight too. His dancing moves probably won't be as good, his hips probably

won't be as great but it could be a night off for me and I'm still getting my rate. That's fine, I'll hang out. I don't, really? A little less work, as long as you're getting your rate. Less dollar bills for you though. That's what I'm saying, if it's tips, I don't know if people were tipping the taco guy. What if it was standup, what if a guy got out of the crowd?

And was funnier than me? And was like, here, let me just get that mic and he was funnier than you, and then they were like, here, we'll still pay you, but you gotta sit this one out. That would suck, but here's the like, here, let me just get that mic. And he was funnier than you. And then they were like, hey, we'll still pay you. But you got to set this one out. That would suck. But here's the thing. He in this hypothetical scenario, he'd have to be doing it at a side stage out of view.

OK, that's true. He'd have to be like in a different area. Because Moscow didn't go up and use this guy's grill. That's a very good point. You're up to two points. This might be a little broad. I can't believe I'm getting this at number four, but can I say a summer vacation?

You go on vacation. Yeah. What people do, it's American culture. Wherever it is that you go, you take your two weeks. You're working your nine to five and you take your family on vacation. I mean, vacations. Summer vacation.

Where are you going? Where are you going? For me, I'm thinking somewhere tropical, like a Hawaii or something like that, you know? People do European vacation. Personally, where my family goes nowadays is we go to this dude ranch up in like Solvang, kind of like Santa Barbara.

Oh wow. Very dank and like ride horses and stuff. And then you have like wifi at night. It's very, it's a very Reagan era vacation, but it's charming So yeah, dude summer vacay with the fam. I think 100% Yeah, huge summer vacation Nantucket every summer. Yes. Yes, you go to Nantucket get a home with the family You go to Nantucket. That's pretty off-brand really. Yeah. Oh, no, I enjoy You know, it's a whaling island. I was not aware of that. Oh deep whaling culture going very far back good museums. Where you going this summer?

Dude, where am I going? Reno. Oh Here a Tahoe. I'm Tahoe. Oh, actually, you know what? I am going on vacation. I'm going to Sheboygan, Wisconsin this weekend Oh, I'm going golf. It's my dad and brother. Oh! I'm going golfing with my dad and brothers. Dude, nice. Yeah, yeah. Family vacation. Which is Miami, no, it's the Maui of the Great Lakes. Wow.

That's what they say. And so your second time in Wisconsin in a month. Second time in Wisconsin, yeah. You're addicted, kid. Madison, Sheboygan. Dude, Sheboygan's a good word when you're making love to be the opposite of a safe word. It's like keep going

Yeah, she boy can she boy can she boy is beautiful. Look at that Really Wisconsin is like a secret hitter like Madison was gorgeous and this place looks incredible I was a Malibu of was it the Malibu of Yeah whistling streets damn that golf course looks sick dude, I surfed one time you're gonna lose the grace Oh, yeah, who you know, it's a nice my brothers. I surfed one time. You're gonna lose the balls. Oh yeah. Oh you know what's a nice- I know my brothers and dad have been out there, he've been hitting balls. I'm like I have no time. Dude, you're gonna go to the first tee box totally like fresh not having practiced? Yeah. Sometimes that's better though.

Yeah but man law is like very hard on people like that. Man law is like my dad, I played in a nice course with my dad like a month ago, he's like, GT I need you to practice for about three weeks before you. Oh God. Oh yeah let me get on my, dude yeah I fuck. You got me worried. And no dude, because guys, I'm just trying to prep you because guys care about, I don't care but guys care about that stuff. No but sometimes you play golf and you don't think and as long as, how long you been playing golf for? Like my whole life. Yeah exactly. So sometimes you won't be thinking about it and you'll just hit better shots.

But you're gonna have those holes where you're gonna triple or you're gonna shank one but like if you're just in the flow, just be in the moment. Yeah, and it's all in the hips too. Happy Gilmore. Yeah. I didn't really realize that until we went to the driving range like three weeks, four weeks ago. You move the hips before.

Yes, lean with the hips before you move the arms. Yes, lead with the hips, exactly. Yeah, you lead with the hips. I never grasped that until I saw my brother do it. It's like when you're making love. Dude, also, you know, if you're not slowing the group down and you're playing bogey golf, you're fine. As long as you're not like barely-

Yeah, but bogey golf is tough, dude. Bogey golf is tough for real. That's 90, you're shooting 90. Yeah, he just said bogey golf like- I can shoot 90, fuck outta here. But you're very good, yeah. Dude, you hit your drives, don't slow the crew down, and then if you're losing your balls, takey golf like you. I can shoot 90. Fuck out of here. But you're very good, yeah. Dude, you hit your drives, don't slow the Creed out, and then if you're losing your balls,

take extra clubs with you. Take your fucking five iron down and carry half your goddamn bag and just meet them on the green and you'll be fine. If they're really sucking. That's the only trip you're doing? I'm going to Reno too. Oh, you know what?

I'm gonna see Creed with my brother in New Orleans. Wow. You've got a lot on the books, dude. Wow, like summer vacation. Who's gonna walk your dog, dude? I know. Oh yeah, dude. Is Lilla gonna go to Creed with you?

I want her to, yeah. I don't know if she's gonna be able to be allowed in Smoothie King Arena. Bring her golfing. Bring her to Sheboygan and walk out of the course with your dog, dude. I would love to do that. Your brothers are like, why is your fucking dog here, dude? I love my dog.

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I mean, this is just an absolute no brainer, dude. Oh, fucking pool party, dude. Sick. I mean- Like a Vegas pool party or like- Okay, can I get it all? Oh, no, no, he didn't mean that. Shut up, dude.

He didn't mean that, dude. I didn't mean Vegas pool party. You meant like a Liz Bradford's house. I'm in a backyard pool party. Pleased to call them pool parties, dude. The fucking best, dude. Tell the story about the two guys that went down. Oh my God, yeah, they met these guys, like our friends.

JT and I were in high school, we were sexual non-threats our entire life. Yeah, well, I knew you were gonna call us virgins right there, totally unnecessary. Keep going, keep going. It was necessary because we would be there because Liz's dad would let us in the house. We'd have tons of beers.

Their daughters weren't even home from like summer school or whatever they were doing and we would like greet them at their own home JT and I be chilling in the jacuzzi arty with beers hanging out on flutie floaties in the pool and the dad would be like I like this vibe if any other dudes did that they'd be like the dad be like no What are you doing? Like get away from weird? It's too much Unless it's the dad from he loved that when she got married like ten years later He's like, you're not gonna invite the pool party guys? And so we all got an invite.

Oh, wow. And then because we threw such good parties. And then one time he said, Liz said after we left, he was like, they're good guys. You know I could take them, right? Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was cool. But then the girls invited these dudes who maybe they were a little bit keen on, wanted

to mix up the energy, maybe do a little mac and cheese as the sun set and stuff like that. And one of the dudes proceeded to get absolutely so hammered. The guy's name was, wait for it, beer. What? The dude's name was beer. I think legally that was his name. He was bragging about how you could drive with road sodas. I think he was from Louisiana.

He went to LSU. He was like, yeah you can just you can have a beer while you drive I'm like cool great great brag, dude. You can just you know, destroy someone's life for your own at any given moment down there it's pretty rad but He got so hammered and there's this one girl. I forget which girl was was that was into him Like went and made out with him. We were like, how were you wearing the jacuzzi? How was the makeout? Was it like a nice makeout? And she's like, he ate so many Cool Ranch Doritos before we made out. It was a disaster. And he came down to eating all these chit-chat. So funny, dude. But then he got so drunk and he tried to walk out and there was broken glass and he was so drunk he walked across the broken glass. You know, we had a babysit this guy.

And he was like bright red and we were like, dude, stop walking beard. He was like, hahahaha. When you guys went to Vegas the other week for the Vegas pool party, that was fun. That was sick. Did you guys see any like bombed people? Like you see some crazy. Me dude, I was the most, Chad had to get me out of there. I went up to Patrick Schwarzenegger from White Lotus and I went, dude, I was the most chat had to get me out of there. I went up to Patrick Schwarzenegger from White

Lotus and I went, dude, I was so drunk. I was like, hey man, your eyes conveyed so much emotion and he was like, get away from me. I was like, you couldn't help yourself. No, I couldn't. I was like, dude, you're acting especially in the final episode. Your eyes were so full of pathos and he was like, man, I don't know you. And I was like, all right, later dude. You should know me me I'm paid to be here. Yeah you know what actually he did say he liked our stuff it was really sweet. But yeah I was ripped.

Chad was drunk too but not as bombed as I was. I love that you guys have been doing some partying this summer. Yeah you guys have been sending it. Yeah we were all partying dude. You guys were doing some altitude. Yeah and you just went and met some baguettes this last weekend. I really sent it two days ago. You guys were just in Albatross. And you just went and netted up a guts last weekend. I really sent it two days ago. You're hurting right now?

Oh yeah. Oh dude, makes me wanna punch you. Yeah dude, Cabo. Dude, you probably need to surf to cure that a little bit. 100%. I do, but there's no sun. No sun in the barrel either.

What? There's no sun in the barrel either dude. Dude, you gotta get some shade. There's not, yeah. I went home from that pool party. My lady had gone back to the room earlier, she's not a huge Vegas person. I went back to the room drunk, I made her have a huge talk with me for like an hour and she said I actually made a lot of really really good points but I was just bombed and

so in between me talking to her about stuff, I would like throw up and then I came back in and at the end of my one hour talk I was like, I think we should be intimate. She was like, I don't want to do that. I was like, see what I'm talking about? You have these walls. That's amazing. Instead of like coming back and being like, let's go out, let's go to this strip club.

We got to go raise more. You're like, we need to be intimate. Let's get intimate right now. Let's talk, not physically. Like let's just dive into each other's souls. Yeah, I love that. I mean, it hurts so much. I don't, honestly, that's talk, not physically, like let's just dive into each other's souls. Yeah, I love that. Why do you hurl so much? I don't, honestly that's so crazy,

it's like the two times I've hurled in like the last year. Vegas, Poke Bowl. Vegas and Poke, I mean the Vegas one I brought on myself, I don't know what you're recommending to people, it's crazy. All right, should I go? Yeah. For my second pick, I'm gonna go an outdoor pump. Oh!

You got a great list dude! God damn! He's doing good. The outdoor pump. Does anything feel better? No. No. Me and Chad we go to Gold's Venice sometimes.

He doesn't even go to Gold's Venice with me anymore by the way. I'm trying. But we go, you go outside, you bench, whatever it is, like you know what's funny? The day after the white Lotus last episode, I saw Patrick Schwarzenegger and Arnold at Gold's Gym the morning after outdoor pump. Cause Arnold saw what I saw. He's like, your eyes were incredible in that final.

Wait, what's Arnold's voice? Ah, get down. Ah, your eyes were incredible in that final episode. You can come to Gold's Gym with me now, Patrick. So I don't think anything feels better in the summer, especially in the morning when you have the morning sun. Just like, it just feels so right. We need to get back there,

especially when we need to do a shirtless sesh. 100%. When it's sunny out and hot. Oh, it feels so good. Well, we still need to do the Murph. I haven't done the Murph yet. We should do a Murph. Yeah, we gotta do the Murph.

Whoa, you guys haven't done your Murph yet? The surf was really good that weekend. Damn, dude. The surf was really good that weekend. Damn, dude. The surf was pumping us out lowers all weekend. Dude, super respectful. For me, it's veterans first every time in my priorities list. True.

And what do veterans love more than us working out, dude? So I think that's what I can't believe you guys didn't get that in. They want us to surf too. Veterans love surfers. That is true. A lot of the best waves in the country are on Navy or Marine bases. You know the Army already hit their quota for recruiting in the first quarter of the year.

Really? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. We love that. People are way more amped to join the military, dude. Yeah, what up? Veterans are the best, dude.

So Outdoor Pump, there we go. Chad, what up, dude? All right, I mean, this is a huge one. I can't believe it's still on the table. This is what you do in the summer 4th of July Any any day of the summer? boating Boating is big dude. You get a such boning

I've voted Nantucket the bird from You're out on the boat. I mean you're out on the boat. You're on a lake. You're in Cabo Whatever it is. You're out on a boat, you're on a lake, you're in Cabo, whatever it is, you're out on a boat. Do you get all boating activities? Because if I don't get Vegas pool party, do you get like, do you get inner tubing? Do you get, I mean, he's like, I mean, I don't know, I don't know.

There's two different kinds of boating. Yeah, there's different boating. There's like activities, like you're getting drunk, there's loud music, and then there's like fishing and relaxing. Okay, okay, so are we doing luxury boating or we do an active boating? You're having brews on the boat That's what's up. That's for sure. I mean 4th of July you're having brews on a boat. Is there anything better than that?

There's only one thing better. And I don't know if we've mentioned it. When you got chicks on a fucking boat, dude, I don't know if you've ever been on a boat on a bachelor party or something like that. When you get some fricking chicks on the boat. Dude, you feel at peace. You're like, this is the heaven they talk about.

A booze cruise. Well, remember SEAL Team Three? We sent our boys out to go get some chicks, dude. They came back on a little dinghy with like eight girls on the boat speaking to Cabo We send in our three best-looking bros seal team three as Jase Lee aptly described they go to the office They go to the shore on one of those little boat taxis We're posting up all dudes on our fucking yacht just taking fucking rippers of shots Yeah, these guys cruise back with I'm not kidding 11 chicks three dudes they get on the boat

I still follow them all on Instagram. They're doing well. They're all married. They're all great Yeah, I'll sit hygienists some girls. I'm gonna miss carriage. Yep. Yeah, that was tough for Brittany But you know, she's pushing through in her Etsy page is blowing up right now So we're fired up for these you guys ever do Emerald Bay 4th of July. Oh, yeah, it was too exclusive Dude if you have to approach you literally have to like Exactly you can't get in See, I remember when I was we were in college I was at USC all my friends like lived in eBay or whatever we would go there. Yeah, Luke more Luke Morris or whatever

Oh, yeah You would you there was like the party on the beach But then there was like the party on the boats and you would have to like swim out there and there was like two different like two different vibes, you know, but the boats were kind of where it was. Yeah. Do we had a boat in Cabo one summer with me and the guys when we were 19 and my dad was the chaperone. So AKA we didn't have a chaperone. And every day my dad would come on a boat he's like today's TD day. He wanted to see a girl's boobs, dude. And we got a girl to take her boobs out

and then the next time he was like, it's vagina day. Did he really? He might've said pussy day. We got a girl to jump off the boat naked. Yeah, that was cool. That's sick. Dudes would swim up to the boat and be like, let me get on it.

We'd be like, naughty. Yeah, right. Dude, immense power, bro. All you dudes were sleeping at one point and your dad comes up, he's like, it's penis afternoon. Right. one point and your dad codes up He's like it's penis afternoon, right to me and he's like strider. It's penis afternoon You took you took your dog out Do you want to see what's on brave when my dad and me flew home first? We were driving our buddy Matt home and he talked about drug dealing and then we dropped him off my does like I don't

Want you hanging out that kid anymore? But then my dad was like he I know we were driving and my dad was like that was a pretty wild week I was like, yeah, he goes do you really think that's real life? And then I was like what he's like, do you think that's like real life? And then I just started crying. It's not it was all a dream. Yeah, that was weird But I was like I did some tasks as an ex-JT basically what I'm saying is if I rage I gotta cry I got a book ending with a good cry. Your dad wanted a big talk with you right there. He wanted a big talk dude Fuck dude. Chad you're oh who's up? I'm up. Oh, dude You know my list is coming off super active and you guys are doing this stuff that's like super sick

But honestly some of it has a hard barrier of entry like not everybody can do that stuff this next one It's for everybody dude. I'm talking about beach volleyball nice, dude I thought Shrider was gonna take that one. I'm surprised Yeah, I know you guys are competitive volleyball players So I know it's harder for you guys to like do it recreationally because it brings back You know the hard days the PTSD of it, but for me there is it's I would put it above surfing No, I got surfing on my list. I think it's the most fun thing to do at the beach I would say this I don't like it when it goes beyond threes. I think threes maybe maybe fours fours is the maybe fours the max

Yeah, after that's just yours is actually more fun If you're drinking and you have people who are as good as me and Shrider because the Shrider division one over here What up? Yeah, that's right, bro Yeah, we did fuck. Yeah Four if you have fours you can be drinking you have both middle blockers I was middle for I was opposite for two years and middle for two years Wow So no one got no one got roof the day you guys play I mean we probably house each other we probably both house each other for sure

We probably jousted at the net a few times Middle there's more you get blocked a little bit more like it's a little bit quicker the middles get more blocks What do you guys think about the new volleyball kind of modality of quick sets and not the walk? I watch the new clips from like, I follow like USC on my Instagram or whatever, and I see the way they play. And it kind of gives me anxiety. It's so fast.

Yeah, it's so fast. It's insane. It's like, you're not even watching anything. As a middle, it gives me anxiety. If you're outside, it's okay. But like middle is all about the quick set. Yeah. And before like the outside or backside

It would be a little bit slower beautiful. So like you had as a middle blocker. You're reading it and you're like, okay Where am I gonna block? That's it. Yeah, mirror skill is read blocking. I'm like, where do you even read? You just commit. Yeah, you just commit just commit. Yeah, so I'm gonna like beach It's like just take an angle and then we'll figure it out played middle blocker. It's a great job I love it. Just bringing the house on guys. But beach volleyball, four on four, two on two is tough. Yeah. But it's fun, man. It's fun, but that's like an early morning.

No one's on the beach. You get an exercise. It's a legit workout. If you're hanging out on the beach with a bunch of people, sometimes threes or fours is a little bit better. We played in a neighborhood volleyball tournament. I didn't sleep the night before. I made out with a cool chick.

And then we got there in the morning and I was like, stride or don't worry, I'm ready. And I did a bunch of, was doing push-ups and like running sprints on the beach and then we have our first game and I look at him I go my legs are dead I adrenaline dumped I couldn't move we got smoked like 15 to 3 it was humiliating. We used to have this game or a tournament every year with all my USC people it was called the MARV and it was a tournament at Manhattan Beach every year and it was four on four and you would do costumes.

So everyone would wear a costume and your team would have like a theme or whatever and it was ace though. So it was drinking. So within the ball touches the ground you have to share a beer and there would be like maybe 12, 14 teams or whatever and by the end of the day people were like fist fighting. Like everyone would be hammer drunk. It gets serious. And it would get very serious because there was a lot of pride on the line.

Do you go side out or rally scoring? It was side out scoring. Whoa, so that can go forever too. It was a lot of drinking. I don't know if I could do that anymore. Yeah. But Beach volleyball, it's the best dude. I recommend everybody play it

You'll have a good time. I love their inner TV pitch wherever you said nothing's better than nice butter set butter volleyball It'd never always be funny when a guy who like really played would come down to too much spin on that Dude, we're at song Creek man. You got to relax. They call lift lift. Yeah, get out of here, bro I Remember when I blocked Strider. Yeah, dude. You're like, take it out of here, bro. Get out of here. I remember when I blocked Strider. Yeah. Dude. I remember that too.

Because there was like- We're talking shit, I was like, you're not gonna get this. There was like a mound in the sand and I like jumped off and I blocked Strider and dude, the effort in his face to try to get that block up before it hit sand, I've never seen you were like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Then it hit the ground and I was like, ah! Great day in my life, dude. We were playing volleyball at Tahoe one time

at our buddy Bob's bachelor party and his dork finance friends were there, dude. You guys played that weekend? Yeah. Bob's good at volleyball, too. Bob's really good. It was super fun. We like got off a booze cruise, we were hammered

and there was this one dork talking shit and he blocked my ass and Joe Pelizon fucking covered and got the dig and then we got the point for the win. And I literally the whole weekend I was like, dude, that was the best fucking dig I've ever seen. Oh, we were so fired up and the other guy was so mad. Yeah. I was great.

That's like a bachelor party moment right there. Oh, it was huge, huge. It bonded, and we had a few other friends that were cool dudes on our team, bonded us against, we were all kind of against the finance dudes who then had bad vibes when we got strippers later I'm like you come on bro. That's always tough when you're on a bachelor party There's always two distinct groups and when you don't get along with the other group painful

Um, all right, dude next up. I'm gonna go with It's a big pack this big yeah, cuz it's cuz all the all the now it's getting done in the detail We're at a different tier now on the draft You know using chat GPT right now, no, no, that's my own list. Chad's on chat GPT looking at me so focused on China I'm gonna go with A moment of silence here. Don't worry, your podcast didn't freeze if you're listening. Don't cut this down in post either. Is there like a shot clock?

Do we have a shot clock or something? I'm gonna go with... This is big. This is a shift. I'm gonna go with Marathon sex Like it's hot out you don't want it's too hot to go outside You and your chick just say we're staying inside and we're plowing as much as we can. My parents are gone. Even if my dad comes home, he's partially blind, he won't see you.

And you just go hog wild. The AC is a little busted, you're sweating. So you take out ice cubes and rub them on each other. And you just help nice. And you just, you help each other stay cool in the blistering heat, which can cause so much anger, you know, that you need to decompress with at least three rounds of hard, hard, soft, like skin inside a skin. Jack hammering. You wake up.

But soft. Oh yeah. You wake up and you look at your significant other in bed and the first thing you say before good morning is I challenge you. Yeah, who can bust more this day? It's a bust off dude. And you got a whiteboard and you're keeping track of how many busts every person does. So it's like it's too hot outside. The AC is on.

The AC is on. And you're like we got too much stuff. We's on the AC's on We got too much so we need to chill out there. Yeah You've probably been to a festival for the last couple days your body's decompressing You're trying to just readjust a normal life and the best way to do that the best bridge Back into reality is just to be fucking across it. So I would say just like tons of just sex It's a good pick dude sick and then like, you know If she blows gas you don't even care cuz you're just in such a whirlwind of just intimacy He blows gas cuz he'd been pumping you exactly you're into it dude. Yeah, you're into it

You're from the native land and you're just a straight-up Eskimo I Love it. Fuck man. It's tough to be marathon sex Man, okay, shit. This is a tough one now, okay. Man, what do I pick? Dude, I got so many no brainers on the top of my dome right now, this is crazy.

You guys are struggling. I got so many no brainers on the top of my dome right now, this is crazy. You guys are struggling. I got so many no brainers just ready to go. It's insane. It's insane how many I have in the hopper. Best time of the year. Yeah. It's insane. Fuck.

I don't know what to go with. Otter pop up your butt. That's a good choice. Trust your gut, Chad. Trust your gut. Oh, fuck. I'm gonna go with, I'm gonna go with,

fuck, jet skiing. That's a great pick. See, I, wait. Okay, I was gonna take that. But kind of similar, I know, no, it's not similar. It's not similar to. I was going to take that. But kind of similar. I know. It's not similar.

It's not similar to boating. Do you get that with boating? Does he get that with boating? I don't know what they're doing here. What are they doing here? No, it's a great pick. It's a great pick. It's just, it's interesting on your list because you got a super lakey list now.

Your list is super lakey. But it's oceany too. It's all types of bodies of water. Dude, I'm going to be straight up right now though, and this is just as a jet skiing aficionado, Strider vouch. JT rips on a jet ski. Jet skiing.

It's my lock screen. On lakes is way better than jet skiing in the ocean. 100% for sure. For sure, for sure. Thank you guys. If you're catching swells though, you catch air. It's legit getting good air and no doubt, you'll get more vertical, but like if you're just bombing,

it's a rough clip. You can get up to like 120 on a lake, right? All right, right, but I mean either way jet skiing is still sick But I don't mean to tote it as a bad pick because jet skiing is for sure like the fucking sickest thing you can do It's so sick when your wife's just ripping it you're hanging on to her on the back Can I say I think jet skis only sick for like 30 minutes Right. Yeah at a time no no But there is a time cap on how sick jet ski is because I think after 30 minutes you're like you can only So many times a good call, but it's a 30 minute sesh, but I would say this You can do up to four 30 minute sessions in a full day easily, dude

No, just skiing and sex you're capped at 30 for the whole day it's done I do you see you're big you're not meant to be I just I'm probably not meant to be a jet skier but unless you're side side when I go to Mexico we do step off so we tow into waves yeah I could be on the jet ski for 10 hours well that yeah cuz then you're like you're doing activity and then like also to you know some people actually so like in Tahoe and shit Well, that's what the boat actually like the wake surfing and stuff But like I was in Tahoe and my buddy had jet skis and we were like we brought them and then we'd be like, okay We're good for the day

Someone just said in the chat ever heard of land Chad Nip-less cage nodding fire handle always on the water cage not in fire handle always on the water That's king's awesome that rips JT rips on a jet ski in Cabo He would just be naked he would make the death run naked in Cabo if you've ever been there very legit Have you seen that the rocks for all the seals hang out? I used to bomb between them on a jet ski and do one time I had two chicks on this is true story I do chicks on a jet ski knows like hey We're gonna go bomb this like rock between seals and like it gets gnarly if the waves crash you're kind of done for.

And then it was too heavy, we flipped over right before the seals and I was like, ladies stay calm, we're okay. But in my head I'm like, we're all dead. And then one of the girls tried to climb on the jet ski and I was like, no, no, not safe, me first. Not a very good captain. I got us back home. We're all right. I got the starter key on my wrist. Did you guys ever see the clip like a couple years ago? Did you see the clip a couple years ago when the jet ski went through the line up at the wedge?

And it was like 20 foot. It was the most sec- like- The wedge was like 20- we should pull it up or whatever. But the wedge was like as big as it gets in the middle of the subber. And two tourists- here we go, look. Oh my god. No way. Top left, top left, top left.

This one right there. Oh my god. So there was a jet ski accident here, it was 2016 actually but these people, it was freaking huge. Yeah, the wedge is one of the most dangerous ways. And they had no idea even how to like control the jet ski or anything and they just like went right through the lineup up and got smoked. Stan Is hilarious. Are they okay?

Marshall I don't know. Probably. Stan Is the wedge the gnarliest wave when it's pumping? Marshall In California? In Southern California maybe. 100% Southern California. Stan But then Mavericks is Northern California? Marshall Mavericks is Northern California. Stan Mavericks is like up in the world as one of the gnarlier waves. Marshall The biggest like this guy, Aloe caught the biggest wave ever there this year.

It was huge. You guys should put, it didn't even look real. Because like heavy, dark, cold water. How big does it get, like 50 feet there or something? They're thinking it could be the 100 foot wave. At Mavericks? Really? It was, the day it happened, there was a swell and you know, swells are judged in like interval,

right? So, usually the longer the interval the bigger the wave put Mavericks hundred foot wave and then alo alo Um There is that's the shot right there. Whoa So that wave right there, but I mean it it The one yeah, it was crazy. But anyways, it was a 25 second interval. The buoys were like 20 feet at 25 seconds so, um, did you see my buddy? My buddy told him into the wave. Yeah, it was a tow wave.

So that was sort of the biggest, you guys watching a hundred foot wave this season. I heard it's amazing. It's unbelievable. People say it's like the best show on TV. It's non-surfers. It's so like, it feels, it, it feels like art. Really? You watch it and you're just like, this doesn't feel like a surfing doc series. It feels like a piece of art. And Garrett McNamara is such a legend. So and that's Nazaree.

Have you met him? Yeah, I've been to his house. So I go to his house sometimes in Hawaii and they used to have the best massage ever. They were these body workers that would work at his house and his house is like a commune kind of. Right. But he's a really nice guy. I met him a couple of times. He's like ment commune kind of, but he's a really nice guy. I met him a couple times.

He's like mentored a couple of my friends. But yeah, I think this season they're going to other places. They just went to Cortez Bank. They just went to Morocco. I feel like Cortez Bank is kind of forgotten now. Does that count as California? That's the one like a hundred miles off California. It's a hundred miles off San Clemente.

Yeah. Well, it's such a mission to get there. So you swim in it? Right, right. What? I made a stupid joke that you swim there., it's such a mission to get there. So you swim there? Right, right. What? I made a stupid joke that you swim there. You know what? No, question for you.

Would you rather wipe out at Cortez Bank because it's just deep, deep ocean beneath you rather than fucking rocks? Like is it better to wipe out there? Mavericks should get pushed in the boneyard. Yeah, you die. So that gets that, but also Cortez Bank, like at Mavericks you're lining up with a certain spot.

At Jaws you're lining up with a certain spot. At Cortez Bank, you can't see the land. Yeah, there's no object. So that's the more dangerous part. But it's also, I know from surfing that like the deeper the water, it's usually a little bit spookier. No, for sure. You're in the middle of the ocean? Yeah, it's scary.

Like even in Hawaii, like pipe is the most dangerous wave, but for some reason you're like right by the beach and you can kind of see everything and it feels like a little less dangerous even though it's not. It's coral. And then you go to sunset. Sunset you're like way out there. The water is so deep. Like if you touch the bottom you're like, whoa, like that was freaky, you know? I'm sure at Cortez Bank if you get pushed down and it's just black, you're in the middle

of the ocean. You could get vertigo. You could not know where you're going. Oh. Yeah, it happens. They all sound pretty scary. Yeah. Is that Cortez Bank?

Yeah. You gotta have fat nuts to charge waves like that. All right, what's the next pick here? Am I up? Yup. Oh man. I'm gonna go, this might not be the most show. I want to pick something that I feel works for me, not like what people think is cool,

right? Yeah. That's the ethos of this thing? No, not necessarily. Not necessarily. Whatever you like. Sometimes I play to win, sometimes I'll play for me. I love like a nice like high altitude hike. That's a great pick. Everyone's gonna like that.

Sometimes in the winter, it's so cold and then sometimes in the summer, you want to escape the heat. So, I like going to the mountains like whether it's in Montana or Colorado or just like Mount Baldy over here and You do these hikes that are super high up you escape the heat you're outdoors You're conquering Mother Nature. There's nothing better than getting the top of a big-ass fucking mountain. Yes There's something very primal about it. There's getting to the top of Mount. It's better than coming. Yeah, 100% Is that a diss on my list? Yeah, dude Better than coming. Yeah, 100%.

Is that a diss on my list? Yeah, dude. Fuck! What is it like? You ever come on top of a mountain, bro? Is it like, put marathon sex on top of a mountain real quick? Is it, it's like what, like getting barrel top of mountain sex? Is that the...

To me that's the list. That sounds good. Walking dog. Walking dog. Walking dog is... Top for a second. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Walking my dog. I don't know, I love is time for a second. Yeah, yeah, yeah, walking my dog.

I don't know, I love a good high altitude hike. Sometimes, we're all in the matrix now. We're on our screens so much, we're on the computer so much, we're watching this shit so much. Just good to get outside and conquer a fucking mountain. Yeah. That's huge. All right.

I'm gonna go with- Skid pig, dude, you got a really good list. Can I put... Fucking just... Wait, one question real quick. We're only doing four rounds, right? Yeah, maybe let's just do four. Okay, this changes things. Actually, let's do five.

We'll just go fast. I gotta be out here and... We'll get you out. We have time. Less vamping. And I'll go quicker here because I have my three-win here. Now, it's a little similar to my first one, but it's different because this isn't

really a vacation. It's more of a lifestyle. And this is being at the lake house all summer long. It's just having a lake house. Have you seen American pie too? That's a good rep though, dude. They're at a fucking lake house all summer long. It's the sickest thing ever. You can either do it at a cottage or a lake house. You're at a lake, you're at the small town. Have you seen What About Bob?

Dude, do you have a cool summer job doing some painting? Dude, you fall in love. Yeah, there's two hot lesbians at the house nearby and they make up and then they make you sick out. There's so many lesbians, yeah. And then you find a walkie talkie and you overhear it while you're... Dude, thank you so much for this. Let me get one of those

You want one? I'm good. Come on. No, no, no, no, it's good. Hey, it's good for the pod No, I did real quick though. Let me just be a cunt it lake house and summer vacation I call myself first. You're not even being a cunt because this is true. You're right. You're right. You're right. This is a good point But Chad has boating and jet-skiing I would give dude, honestly, and I'm not even trying to like kiss Chad, suck his dick. Yeah, you are. No, I'm not, bro. Yeah, you are. I for real think there's a bigger distinction

in like what you're doing than what you're rocking. All due respect. Dude, when you're in Nantucket, I love Nantucket for the summer. You know, is that a vacation or is that your, your- Is Nantucket a lake though? It's not a lake. It's ocean, I know.

It's ocean. He kind of bricked it a little bit there. Do you not even know that, dude?ioch in a lake? Ocean I know he kind of bricked it a little bit. Do you not even know that do you know a lake? You know what? What's the Atlantic name a lake name a lake? indeed Lake tall salt Creek Oh my god, bro. Lake Tahoe? It'd be like Salt Creek.

Salt Creek, yeah, Salt Lake, that's a creek. That's a creek, dude. Dude, fucking, so here's the distinction. You might need to put a parenthetical. That's called summering. Oh, dude, for sure. Which is a little bit of a bougie term. But, you know, I need the 1% needs to be represented on my list here.

And you're summering it. A lot of times it's an uncle's house. You go to the lake house, you chill. Okay. Now I need to dive deep on my list here. What do I love doing during the summer? He just loves hanging out, you know? He likes places.

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Support the show, let them know we sent you when the survey asked and get ready to turn some heads. Summer's here, dress like it in chubbies. Here it is, pick number four. We've got a lot of outdoor activities. But what happens every single summer? What does Hollywood do? School's out.

School's out and they put out a blockbuster. Oh! I'm gonna say going to see a summer blockbuster in theaters with your boys dressed up. You stole mine. You stole mine. That's a great pick. Thank you.

We used to dress up for Inception. That was fun. 300, whatever, Top Gun Maverick. I think that came out during the summer. Yeah. But whatever, 28 years later, we're all gonna dress as zombies, right? In a couple weeks. Okay, what's the best summer? What's the number one summer blockbuster of all time years later, we're all going to address as zombies, right? In a couple weeks.

OK, what's the best summer? What's the number one summer blockbuster of all time? I think we might actually agree on this. The number one summer blockbuster of all time. Independence Day. Yes! Oh, let's go! Great call.

That's what I was thinking, dude. 100% the greatest. Now you're talking about here, I was thinking that too. I was. I was. I know, that's what I mean. It's the number one. It makes sense.

I didn't want to say it. Dude, I saw it. It's named after the biggest holiday in the world, which is 4th of July, in the world, bigger than Christmas, and takes place in summer, great call. You stole my pick. I'm back, I'm thinking I'm back. You stole my pick, by the way.

Thank you, that means it's a great pick, dude. I was gonna plug Happy Gilmore 2. I was gonna plug it. Oh, I know Go See Happy Gilmore. Let me do a 40. I was gonna plug it. Go See Happy Gilmore 2. We don't need to do that, we don't need to do that. I'm fired up to see it. Oh, I know Go See Happy Go Mort. I was wearing a shirt. Let me do a for you. I was gonna plug it. Go See Happy Go Mort 2 coming out.

We don't need to do that. I'm fired up to see it. When does it come out? July 25th on Netflix. 25th. Oh, that's the summer. It is. I was gonna say Go See the Theater is best on Netflix.

Wait, sometimes Netflix puts in theaters. But here's the problem. Here's the problem is, not the problem, but it's gonna be on Netflix. So. Oh, it's not a theater experience. It's not a theater experience. So see At Your Lake House. See At Your Lake House with the boys. Well, can we, what if we- You can watch it not a theater experience. So see how you deal with Netflix.

See how you're lake house with the boys. You can watch it with a group though. I mean, that's going to be the great thing now. Meet, what if we barbecue at your place and watch it together? 100%. I think that's what it's going to become. I think it's going to be like for Netflix, it's going to be one of the first sort of like event of viewing blockbusters where, but it's going to be funny.

Can I bring my own salmon to barbecue at your place? I actually got salmon yesterday. How are you liking it? Are you hating it still? I don't like salmon, but I feel like I have to have it. But can we talk about how expensive farmers markets are now? It's insane.

Oh dude, yeah bro. It's more than fricking everyone. Yeah, yeah, it's 35 bucks for anything. I don't care what it is. You want local honey, 35 bucks. It's terrible. Yeah, I bought these little chicken pot pies. Am I up here? Yeah, you're up.

Okay. So this is going to be like for guys and girls, I think, but it's like wearing a bathing suit. Ooh. Wearing a thong. Whether it's a bikini or like chicks in bikinis. Oh yeah, yeah. Or you just wear trunks. Like there's something about just wearing trunks that feels so liberating Mm-hmm, so the act of doing that and also like for women to like bikinis are awesome. Yeah, we all love bikinis

There's so many total. It's the best of a bikini and it just feels good It just feels good wearing less and look but let's be specific here. There's a great lots of bikinis, but the best bikini, Miami. Oh yeah. Because it's barely, it's like a G-strings, JT. Like a piece of floss between two nice, round sepulchre butts. Well remember when we were in high school

and no girls wore G-strings or thongs? Oh they did. And now it's like, it's It's what they do. It's what they do. No they weren't in my school. Because dude, honestly, for real bro, the guys set the tempo at our high school. We started telling chicks how hot it was to wear g-strings and they weren't buying it because it was getting crammed up their b-holes so then we started wearing them.

Yep, actions speak louder than words. And then the chicks saw us and then they all started rocking them. We were playing threes volleyball on g-strings dude, just diving, getting balls, getting low. I saw that from my dad's just hanging. Yeah dude. so what do you guys think of that pic you like that's a great pic great pic we use an activity right that's an activity yeah it's fashion do you know what's a funny thing to do in volleyball before you switch sides is if you don't like the team you're playing just piss yourself yeah

someone be annoying us they almost a seven and then they'd be like, open it and touch or whatever. And you're like, shut up, dude, you're pissed. You're like, switch sides. Peeing at the beach is kind of like the wild, wild west. Oh, our friend got way mad at him. Our friend is at Cristianito, so it's like a community, and they only have access to the beach. So it was kind of a treat that we got to be there.

And then Strider used to do a trick where he'd dig a hole in the sand and then lay in it and piss, like flat on the ground. And't even know our friend got so mad. It was like you're dirty fucking degenerate Yeah scumbag really? Just like this beach, I guess I could have jumped in the water, but it was like then there's a whole thing that I'm wet You get sand in your dong. No, you dig a hole I have a very small penis too, but you just dig a hole, then you lay down, you open up your board shorts, and you're literally laying there. That's commonplace. I feel like that's normal. Is that normal? Yeah, that's normal. Our boy was not having it.

He felt super dizzy. And the way you pee, it goes into the sand, down into the earth. It's not the first layer. The real controversial one is the ocean deuce. Yeah, I don't know. I'm very against it. I don't do that. That's a divided topic right there. I don't think you should be dookieing in the ocean deuce. Yeah, I don't know. I'm very against it. I don't do that. That's a divided topic right there. I don't think you should be dookieing in the ocean. Okay, but what if you're in the middle of nowhere? Then it's okay, but- But if you're in a public beach? No.

No, because here's my thing too. No, it's not okay. It's not because it's gross to humanity. It's because it's disrespectful to the fish. It is. And for me, you're in their house and you play by their rules. Are we sure that dookie is bad for fish because they don't like it.

Okay, for plants, it's actually really good for plants. No, look, it might help with some, you know, generation of the aquatic life. But dude, I know fish don't like it. I know that for a fact. Okay. Because my buddy Dookie did my buddy's fish tank. Oh my god. Yeah, dude, he straight up. Yeah, it was strider deuce in our buddy's fish tank.

He did that. I thought it was gonna be good for the blue dandles and the yellow terns. The fish were breaching, trying to barf out of the water. Oh, dude. All the fish got like this on me. They were trying to jump out, dude. Were there angel fish in there?

Yeah, strider fish. Oh my God. Even a clown fish, dude, he was laughing. Dude, that'd be, that'd be. Chilling in a sea, you know what I mean? Finding Nemo, Finding Nemo 3. Yeah, dude. I'm just like some guys that actually go to Air One. It's a dookie. But our choice is gonna be going to Air One. Dude that's showing in a scene enemy. I like this three

All right, it's gonna be going to air one Chad you're up dude, all right All right All right. Okay. So this is when you're you you got you gather a crew and you're in for the long haul like what? I'm here weekend weekend of what music a Fat music festival. This is a good call. You do mushrooms I like what I'm hearing. A weekend. A weekend of what? Music. A fat music festival. So this is a good call, this is nice. You're doing mushrooms, you're doing ecstasy.

Like a summer concert series? A hippie flip. A hippie flip. A hippie flip. What do you take first though? Mushrooms. No! You take the Molly first.

Dude, you picked this? Fuck, you got a great list. Yeah, music festival. Good pick, dude. So you music festival good pick dude so you do Molly first I think you do the Molly first to so to negate any potential bad exactly I've never tried that that sounds like a lot of fun now hippie flippin it's actually really good for your brain I did it right best day of my life really dude yeah cuz like when you talk to people you're so relaxed and

there's a shaman lady good energy there's a shaman lady I know in Ohio have you done that yeah I haven Making pretty good energy. There's a shaman lady I know in Ojai. Have you done that yet? I haven't done it yet, but there's a shaman lady in Ojai and she gives you basically a full hit of MDMA and then she gives you three grams of mushrooms an hour after that. And supposedly there's all this like Huberman type research about it

where it resets your neuro pathways and it can get rid of- I'm gonna smoke weed today. You like science? Yeah, I know. It can get rid of, you like science, you like science. It can get rid of, He just means I like to read when he says that. Yeah, yeah. It can get rid of like depression

and anxiety for six to eight months. Whoa. It's actually tested by like Johns Hopkins, I believe. Or Stanford maybe or something like that. You know what gets rid of depression is just, then I'm not trying to be glib, it's just being the fucking man, dude. So true.

Facts. So true. Like an outdoor pump, you know. All right, Chad, that was a fire pick and is just being the fucking man, dude So true facts so true like an outdoor pump you know all right chat That was a fire pick and you've been hitting the festivals dude. I've been doing fest you're partying again I mean every couple months or so I like it. I love it. I know I'm struggling today I want to play your hangovers the fucking worst I know Like what is life? But you were funny.

You were texting the group thread and you kind of punked Kevin because Kevin on our group thread will always be causing trouble with, it's me, Joe, Strider, and Chad. And Kevin and Joe always fight over who's in control of nothing. Like, they'll just fight over everything.

And then Chad the other day was drunk and he just goes, Kevin, say thank you to Joe. And he bullied him and he said, and then at first I didn't know you were drunk, I just saw your resume, but then after he said that you were like, wasn't just goes, Kevin say thank you to Joe. And he bullied him and he said, and then at first I didn't know you were drunk, I just saw your resume, but then after he said that you were like, wasn't that nice Kevin? And I'm like, he's drunk.

That's amazing dude. Yeah, I was in Cabo. I mean that's a Cabo wedding. That could go on the list. Bro. I love Cabo. Oh, wedding, get married in the summer. Oh, good one.

I got two picks right here. Number one, I can't believe this is still on the board and Matt you were so close to drilling it, dude But what's better than being in a bathing suit? Being in your normal body dude your birthday suit birthday suit. I missed that by a mile Thank you Shredder for knowing how to do comedy. I'm going skinny dipping dude nice This is good dude, and this is the fine, and this is the, I was feeling so West Coast with my list, you can play beach volleyball at like Central Park, but it's not the same.

No. But skinny dipping, dude, everyone's got some water near them, whether it's a hot springs, the Osh, a river, a pool, dude, when you just bomb into the water with six of your besties and you're all butt naked, swinging dicks, I remember, okay, I was in fifth grade going into sixth grade summer, everyone's worried they have a small penis and that they don't have enough pubes.

One time we spent the week in Andrew Fun's house. That's his real name. And after we got out of the water, we all just said, dude, what if we all just pulled our dicks out right now? And we all showed each other our penises and bro, the trust, the bond. I remember even in that moment, we were like, you know, if our friend Hunter was here,

this wouldn't have worked. Yeah. Because he would have made us feel judged. I was like, this is the right crew to pull, the right crew to pull dong with. And in that moment we all realized we all have similar penises and we all had about the same amount of pubes. That was so vital. And you can also do it with chicks but I just haven't done it as much. I remember we went skinny dipping at your house after a party one time. Dude,

you guys were so funny that night. Dude, and we're like in one of the dudes that wasn't like our direct friend but you know. Tom Hahn dude. Do we know who is it? Tom Hahn. I thought you're talking about Aspergen. Oh sorry, different time. This is one where like Aspergin went skinny dipping with us and we got out of the jacuzzi or the pool and we were all dead serious like he's a good guy. He was very good, he skinny dipped, he brought the vibes. You trusted him after that. Yeah. He had great energy and like Thomas is direct buddy and Thomas is our direct buddy and we're like Tom, thank you for bringing him to the party tonight. I remember after one party we had you went not dipping, you ran naked down the street

and you guys put fruit roll-ups around your penises. And you were with my random buddy from another school, Tom Hawn. What are they doing down in Orange County? Bro, we used to get after it, dude, cause it was all about coming together as bros. How do you feel about all this, Chad? What?

All this skinny dipping and bro, and like bro naked camaraderie. It's the best. Dude, we did a perineum sunning session. I get a great joke and I took a fruit by the foot. Bro naked camaraderie. It's the best. Maybe I'm a looker. We did a perineum sunning session. Did you just get naked off camera? Yeah, dude, pull it up! I thought about it, but then I...

We're live streaming. That might be a hater. I mean, I feel like in the locker room it's cool, but... No, no, okay, okay. So we did a perineum sunning world record event. Oh yeah, what a day that was. And, you know, side note, chicks showed up. That's so cool. Dude, six of them, side note, chicks showed up. That's so cool.

Dude, six of them, dude! Six chicks showed up. Blacks Beach, baby? You know what the best part was? Was not like, this dude came out with his hog out. That fired me up. Set the tempo. Dude, you see a guy with his hog out?

He had a thick penis. Guys are always willing to drop hog without having the good girthy dicks. Yeah. We got small penises still willing to drop That dude beach in Maui. Yeah. Oh my god. My parents like took me there when I was like I was maybe like 14 or 15. Yeah, and like my mom's like, let's go check out this new beach or whatever And like I walked around the corner. I was like it was not a great experience

You go to blacks, I, I remember one time, dude, one time I got out of the water at Blacks and I see this guy, just a huge hog, he had a big cock ring. No way. Cock ring around his balls and his shaft. It was like down to his knees. Whoa.

It was, I got PTSD from it. Yeah, I have PTSD from going to the nude beach, for sure. Yeah, you should be going at a young age. Because you're gonna see a 65 year old's wiener who's like on a cell phone talking to his bookie. Are we doing five rounds? Yeah, baby. Yeah, we're almost done.

Who's up? What time do you have to leave? I'm up. I got 15 minutes. Watch me kill the vibe right here, dude. All right, I'm going with, it's summer, it's the best time to do it. You want to be active.

I'm not going to go with reading a book. I'll do it. Although I think that's a really good thing. But dude, every time you bring a book to the beach, you never end up reading. But a summer read is a good pick. A summer read is good. It's a good read.

Shit, I'm conflicted. It's a good pick. I'm going to say respectful protest. Nice. It's the best time to do it is during the summer. But like, you know, for me, we got to stand up and speak truth to power. But I also think we have to model the ideal world that we want to live in.

So I'm all for protecting our brothers and sisters, no matter what side you're on. I think it's good to have your voice be heard. And look, I'm going to lose people on every side with this, but I also don't think we should be lighting stuff on fire. Cause I think that's what the cameras focus on. And then we lose the message. So for me, it's just be out there, get out there,

show your voice, show your strength, be with your brothers, but let's try and let's try and be the best. Love it. Which most people do. Chad? All right. I can't believe this is still on the table, but I mean this is this is where it goes down. This is what leads to marathon sex. This is, this is. Oh God, you take my pick, I know you're gonna steal mine. You're gonna steal mine. This is where you meet the chick. Fuck dude, you're smoking weed? Let me, dude, let me explain.

This is where you meet the chick that you're gonna be boning for a marathon, okay? This is where you get with your bros, you know, someone comes in with a guitar, could be cool, could be not. It's a bonfire. Oh, this is a good pick. Bonfire. Bonfire but I respect it. Bonfire with brews, s'mores. A full moon. Could be cool could be not It's a bonfire Respect fire with bruise s'mores full moon full moon

Bonfire is huge make out with a chick dude, bro Cuz here's the move dude when you've got your poncho on at the bonfire and then you're looking at the chick Dude, you know I'm saying one what you get like at the border crossing at Mexico one of those good ponchos It's like Corona. Like a Lakers poncho. Yeah, Lakers or whatever team you have. And then you're wearing that, you pull that out of your trunk of your car because it's always there.

And then you look at it like the chick you've got a crush on, his name's like Maddie. And like you're sitting there, you're like, hey, you want to like kind of sit like right between my legs. You can lean back on me. And she leans back on you. You put your hands back, good tricep workout. Dude, so legit.

Wait, so, okay, so bonfire with bruises. Are you sure you don't want to say bonfire with bruise and blowies Yeah, yeah Yeah, I would put blowies blowjobs around the bonfire Remember we had that one party where we all got head all those the best party. Yeah, I heard about this Yeah Certain point I was like are you my boy or are you not my boy? How good do you want to feel? And I just started giving Strider the best head. That's why I did my fruit roll up. I'm like dude taste this. That's why it makes me mad when he says he has a small dick. I'm like that thing I choked on was not small dude. My pick is going to be the opposite of this. Of what you guys are talking about. Bro gagging on your dogs? Are you going to gagging on your dogs? I'm going to say like a nice sunset makeout session.

Oh, wow. With a girl. Oh, with a girl? Oh, dude. That's sick, dude. Is that even possible? Wait, wait, with a dude watching? What, dude?

Oh, yeah. There's something about the sun setting. You're cuddling on the beach. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait got to balance the yin and the yang. So I'm like, I'm pumping iron, I'm hiking, I'm surfing, I'm barbecue and meat. You got a yin and a hot eight yoga. Exactly. So I'm gonna say the sunset make out cuddle. I love that. For the hot chick. And you get your sun gazing in, you know?

You get the yin energy. Oh yes. There's plenty of other times to yiz. This is time for yin. And dude, we also said this on our best places to have sex draft. I'm picturing you at the beach doing this. Beach is prime for yin and dude, we also said this on our best places to have sex draft I'm picturing you at the beach doing this beach is prime for make out not for boning because the sand gets everywhere Making out because you figured christin that one time and you had sandy fingers

Oh, yeah, he was the man you finger with sandy fingers he was on a heater that summer Dude, funny became cool and strider was like the number one dude for a bit timings everything some of our boys Do I remember I had your back striders making out the hottest chick at school at a party and then our pool party a pool party And our one buddy was Joe's was like trying to like yell things at him when I grabbed him I said shut the fuck up. Thank you. Thank you cuz he was like trying to be funny I'm like dude. This is the biggest moment. I love Like dude, I'm like he's made up the crap. It was like he's making out the hot chick shut the fuck up My bro, dude, my brother you get the last pick here can't believe this fell to me

I can't believe this fell to me dude hitting the county fair Affairs sick from the back well the you know chiefing sigs or whatever the doing the game behind behind behind the haunted fucking what do you do you remember that movie you have a fair you know you're boning a carney in the hall of mirrors that's exactly what I see all right oh man when I said that that's what I meant no but did the county fair is fun a couple of tattoos around I love our round five pick.

It's JT peaceful protests and then it's bonfire with blowies. And it's sunset make out. That's what protests should be. What do you think I'm protesting for, brother? All right. I want everyone to be able to be at the bonfire getting blowies, dude. So sick.

The county fair's huge. You go on the zipper, dude. A ride that I was always terrified of. Funnel kick. All right, we get it. Yeah, that was a great list. All right, let's call Aaron. Can we change it to peaceful?

Do you guys mind if I do a quick adempt? Of course. Is peaceful protest? I think it's better, yeah you should. That's the better phrase. Can we go peaceful protest? It's just a bummer we have to delineate that these days, but it's so true.

Like it's tough, man. You know, people escalate on all sides. I just think, you know, like, hey, come on, man. Let's keep it, let's keep it, let's, you know. Chad has a really solid list Boating and jet skiing, but I don't know you came through strong I you know, but you almost could hit the boating slash jet skiing we would have fought you on it, but I know you know What you like people a lot Shryer likes the communal aspect of like vacation pool party like hang out the lake house

the communal aspect, it seems like vacation, pool party, like hang out at the lake house. I mean this draft is inspiring, I gotta do some. This was the point of this, why? I want you guys to get back on brand. Come to downtown with me after this, brother. What's up? We'll go nude, we'll protest nude. Yeah, I mean it's right there.

That'd be funny, I'm like everybody stay peaceful, I'm naked. Yeah. We did wear phones. Come on, let's not let that way ball unfire. Do I gotta put my headphones on? They're like, dude, your dick's out, dude. Remember when we had jock straps?

Oh, yeah, we did. You know, we did go to the, after the election in 20, we were there with the riot cops. I just remember that girl came up to us and she's like, you're so privileged. I was like, you're the most privileged person to get out of here. Then I kissed her, dude. That was true. My list is nice a cold dude I'm going to do that the protest you get shot. Yeah, that'd be pretty hilarious Be peaceful I stood in front of the National Guard but nigga yeah, I was like what? Did you just your butt cheeks and your...

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What up? Aaron, that's the meat talking. I'm the meat. What? Matt the meat Moscow MEAT bro okay do you I've got the list you need me recap them yeah brother okay we got surfing beach volleyball marathon sex any dipping respectful protests tanning floating jet skiing music festival bonfire with brews and blowies great list and then we've got BBQing with the bros outdoor pump lifting hiking high altitude wearing a bathing

suit hot chicks and bikinis nice that make out fresh with hot chick nice and then summer vacation with the fam pool party lake house summer blockbuster in theater in costume county fair great list I think there's a right all right to County Fair. Great list. I think there's a- All right, all right. I'm not winning this one. And I don't think Strider is either. Get out of town.

But you've had some great runs lately. I think Chad's gonna win. You've had some great runs lately. Well, I didn't know we were driving. He didn't make a list. It came through. It came through. Don't say that, I might still win.

I might still win. I mean, the audience loved yours. Thank you. Oh yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Love you, chat. Yeah, but Aaron can't see those numbers, so it's okay, it's safe. Can I try to guess who's who?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, barbecuing at the Bros and the outdoor pump lifting, that's definitely Strider. We're not gonna say anything, we're not gonna say anything. We can't confirm either way. This is no fun if you don't even laugh. Um, all right.

Right off the bat, right off the bat, I think my number four, even though it has jet skiing in it, wow, it's going to be tanning. I don't think that's the number one thing to do in the summer wow do Aaron whoa Aaron's not even tan oh shots fired sorry cut cut that rule sorry Aaron I'll compare my arms to anybody's. I mean I love I love respectful protests at five there that's fun. That's actually hot chick that's cool. I think I Think I love barbecuing with the bros, but I it loses me on outdoor pump What hiking in high altitude is very specifically weird Everything else is fine, but you kind of lose me on that second one. So I'm gonna go with that as my three Wow

But you kind of lose me on that second one, so I'm gonna go with that as my three Wow You're blowing our minds right now and then is it's like this is like the best place to have sex draft where it's kind of like do I be practical or or Do I look to what I would like to do right it's come down to a lot of that right is it base or is it aspirational? Aspirational that's why I meant. Yeah, exactly Kind of done some of this stuff obviously it's come down quite often I Think I think I'm gonna go practical Because not my number two is very aspirational

My number two is gonna be surfing beach volleyball Wow Marathon sex and my number one is summer vacation with the fam Aspirational really no summer vacate the fam. I mean that's you nine to five you earn that lake house 1% man tanning sign important. This is rigged You can't at any of my you did that, you did that off the dome. No prep. Matt's been prepping for this for months, dude. His life. Look, he's out of here.

He's storming out. I gotta go. Seriously, he does have to go though. He has a, he has a. I gotta go. Where are you going? Your meeting? Fuck.

Who's the meeting with? I can't say. Whoa. I can't say. Is it actor or athlete? It's a big meeting. Dude. Dude, good luck, brother.

You feel prepped after this? I feel great, bro. I feel great. I love you guys. Thank you guys for having me on. Was this a good pod? You guys like the summertime activity? It was a great pod. It got me fired up. I'm fired up. Once June Gloom is over, we're gonna crush it. I still think it was rigged though

because if tanning is not number one. I don't know what is. Yeah. It's everything. You can do it indoors all year round. You know what Aaron, you hurt me man. I've been taking a lot of hits in these drafts.

I love you guys. Thank you guys. Love you bro, love you mate. Peace. Later dude. Let's do it. Bye Sanno this summer. Aaron, thank you for you. Love you, mate. Peace. Later, dude. Love you, dog. Let's do it. Bye. Say well, man.

Aaron, thank you for judging. But one. Always good to hear. Oh, no. You're a writer. I won, dude. You're a genius. Dude, unreal, bro. I had it wrong.

I didn't think. I thought that. So, okay. Yep. What do you think? Let's go. Let's hear it. No, dude. I think you did great. I feel like a dumb ass because I thought you were going to lose for sure. You know what was smart about your marathon sex one? Which I thought of it as a summer fling, which is huge That's a huge summer activity Parenthetical summer fling Drafter I can't help you that would have been a way better way to phrase it and that's a better thing actually

Yeah, it's a beautiful there's songs about it and shit. That's a good call, bro Huge if maybe you would have done that but Erin Aaron I mean my list was just I mean you chalk Can we talk about it chalk? Total chalk top to bottom Aaron you know what you know what I gotta say this to Aaron though, dude. My list was number two It's not aspirational dog. You can do all of that today true True. Wow. Yeah, of course That's bass brother literally in this literally in this town. Yeah, you can do all of that today. True. True. Well, yeah, of course. We can.

That's bass, brother. Literally, literally in this town. Yeah, you can do all that right now. Yes, you can. That's what I'm saying, dog. How lucky are we, brother? Aaron, I thought you, you know, music festival, getting a blowie at the bonfire,

that's what you do. Jet ski, if jet skiing was number one, I'd definitely consider that better. But you love getting blowies at the bonfire. I think he liked that one too. I think it's all the tanning. I think Aaron's anti-tan. Are you anti-tan, Aaron?

I'm not anti-tan. It's just not my number one thing to do. It's fair. Very fair. All right. Yeah fair enough Well, it's always good to hear your voice Aaron. I am I am ultimately from the Midwest Yeah, so that's a lake house hit with you lake house hit Lakehouse hits. Yeah, let's go That was a fun one guys good shit. I can't believe Matt right Matt didn't even have a meeting

Yeah, he didn't know he just left and he left part of his end Was that is a vitamin that he left from his pocket there? Oh, who knows what that is? which list was he The third players. Yeah lifting outdoors. The one you thought was mine was Matt's That's so surprising to me. I thought that for sure with you. I know hot chicks and bikinis. I love them G-strings Rigging makeout sessions dude. I love those too. Just good call exactly Felt like strider does it's a good list. It's a good ass list

He was aspiring to be strider amen All right, aron. We love you dog All right. Love you guys. See you. Love you brother All right fellas Aaron, we love you, dog. All right, love you guys. See you. Love you, brother. Love you, Aaron. All right, fellas, good job. Nice drafting. That was funny. To end or to go Maybe it's the ones who are here

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