Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 395 - The Four Horsemen Of The Chillpocalypse

Episode Date: July 2, 2025

Today we are Joined by Joe Marrese and Strider Wilson for another Four Horseman of the Chillpocalype ep. King hog came in hot with a list of topics for the bros to cover, starting with The 4th of July. Why is it not celebrated in Hollywood? We also take a few hotline calls and check in with some stokers who have been struggling recently.  We are live streaming a Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour! Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep Thanks to our Sponsors: Brotege: The Best Skincare products for bros. Visit https://www.brotege.com/deep PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake Rohret

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What's up Going Deep Nation, the Going Deep with Chad JD podcast, SoCal's most popular podcast. We're in the building. I'm here with my compadre, Jean Thomas. What up? Boom clap, Stokers. We're here with the Lord of Lust himself, Strider Wilson. What up, dudes?

And we're here with the biggest swinging dong piece this side of the Mississippi, Joe Complaints Marisi. What's up, fellas? Good to be back. I don't have any complaints. I'm feeling good. Hey, that's nice to hear. We're trying something different. I'm sorry, go ahead. I was going to say he asked to speak to the pods manager earlier. I want to talk to the manager. I just need the mic arm set up correctly. And now it is. We've moved on. We all feel heard, satisfied. This is Joe. Thank you. Jake, Jake it's not working. Yeah. Jake where's my mic? Come fix it right now. Yeah it was limp like this. Like a dick just coming down off a hard on. Well if you want to

talk to the show's manager you're gonna be the manager today we're switching it up Chad won't be hosting I won't be hosting we have actually given the honors to you you are the host for today so yeah thank you take us on a ride Mr. Maurice. Yeah I could steer the ship I'm the captain well yeah I guess I'd like to start out, you know, it is 4th of July week. Happy 4th of July, everybody. Party safe. Have fun.

I would like to talk about 4th of July in Hollywood. Why does it not exist? Dude, good call. Thank you. Why do I have to leave town to celebrate it? Dude, you know- Which I am doing. I think Los Angeles is a great place to live town to celebrate it? Which I am doing. I think Los Angeles is a great place to live.

I love it here. I hope to stay here for a while. But I think it's a city where people don't really have fun. Yeah, I think it's a city also with no holidays. Like I've never, I've spent Thanksgiving's here, but never Christmas's. But I mean, it's the summertime. People need to get together.

People need to have fun. We need to celebrate Fourth of July and people don't invite me to things. If you go to Houston, Madison, everyone's having a good time. Everyone's laughing. You can tell they get together on weekends. I don't know, we're an isolated place here.

Well, why do you think, do you think it's, everyone's a transplant, everyone's overly ambitious, maybe they don't like America, no Fourth of July? Well, I mean, even if it's that, just, I mean, it's still a reason to get to drink and party and get together with friends. So use it as that. Even if you're like, oh I don't like the state of America things right now. Okay well just have fun anyway, butt head. I totally agree.

Yeah and there is that. People think it's like they don't like flying the American flag here, which I don't know. You can find parts of America you like. No one's saying we like all of it. I don't think anyone would say that. But it's probably good to be patriotic. I have a family from Columbia.

That country's not the best run, and they all love being Columbia, and they still rep the flag and celebrate their days. Yeah, I'm gonna guess nobody has Fourth of July plans. No, we don't. I don't. I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Really? Yeah, you don't invite anybody. We're going to Newport. You're going to Newport. Okay, yeah. That doesn't count. Let's go to the peninsula, dude. Hey, Joe, maybe, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah luxury yeah, I wouldn't describe it that way You think that's soft this is a little beta Did you know what Chad says do after he hooks up with his fiance he's like dude my fiance had sex with me this morning He says that he says it that way. Yeah, my fiance bone me today. Yeah, she like that

Yeah, have fun having sex in Newport She I mean, he's think I wouldn't want to have sex in Newport. I would Pender just going to town on some milk on the 4th of July I see joy Gulfstream do just posting on do it do a shrimp cocktail. Okay. I have a joke or you think I can't uber to Joe do you want to come some hotel in Newport? No, I'm going to Chicago on Thursday So too late. Chicago is going to be a great, great town for, uh, fourth of July. Yeah, I'm doing a, uh, we're doing a bar crawl on the film.

Oh, nice. That's sick. You know what we're doing? We're doing a bar crawl. My friend planned it all out. You know, the Metra train. It's like our version of the, it's like the Amtrak, but it's local Metra. It's, uh, all bars that are right off different train stops. That's fun. That's all out in the suburbs Yeah that right there the Metro. Did I want to do that with you? That's gonna be fun. Are you guys gonna watch the bear? It's gonna be sick Yeah, yeah, we're gonna have the bear playing on the train as we get up to every bar. Are you gonna play a fucking sick drinking game where like if you don't finish this sentence with yes chef you gotta rip a shot.

Yeah we should do that. That's a fucking sick idea. Yeah I'm gonna probably have Jägermeister. Oh whoa you're really getting after him. Joe's back to shots did you know this he drinks Jäger now. Really? Yeah I do shots of Jeger, straight up Jaeger. We'll be at Bros before you on tour with Metallica.

Ice cold out of the Jaegerator. It's got to be preferably out of a Jaegerator, but if it's in the, if the bottle's in the fridge or the freezer, I'm down. But you're still vegan, right? Yeah, but I'm not going to quit alcohol, never. never do we used to throw some sick 4th of July parties I remember that one in Venice when we like stole the DJ from the other party. Yeah, that was Those parties those were fun. He supports artists the DJs like they won't let me play my songs

I just have to keep playing like daft punk He's like I have my original mixes jt's like come to our place you can play whatever you want. Those are good parties I remember the one time I was on mushrooms and Molly and we were throwing a rager at a guy's house and the guy who owned the place came in filming and I was like I was in such a good mood I was like bro you gotta chill he's like dude you are so done like I can't believe you did this the disrespect I was like let's just go outside and talk and we went outside I was like bro I'll like I'll pay you% extra, I'll look like a good guy

for keeping the party going, you'll make some extra bread. And he was like, you're a cool guy. Really? Did it turn you around? It was a no party, it was supposed to be no parties? No parties, I was working locations at the time, so I was used to disgruntled dad. Dude, that's awkward.

Just ignore the guidelines. But you know, those parties go, that one went too long. It ended up being like a three day thing, and then by the last day, I just wanted to get out of there and I couldn't, and people were still coming through. Yeah, sorry to backtrack guys, but it's lame if your fiance sets your schedule free. I regretted that, but oh whoa, it's that intense.

Is it? Yeah. Is that bad? No dude, my dank ass life sets my schedule all the time. What does she put on your schedule? Clean the kitchen, take the trash out, wash my car, make dinner. All that is lame. Yeah, that is lame. Pay bills, sit in the corner.

Do you have to take boxes back for her, like return items to stores? I have to return like six items That I bought She's like, can you buy me this and that I'm like, yeah for sure I'll love you and then you know, sometimes she'll just be like actually from like 430 to 5 I'm supposed to just stand in front of the couch naked. Nice. Whoa Why She she I whenever I ask these things she, she yells at me. She's

not even home when you're doing that. She just says, hey you should be doing that. Yeah. With the windows, with the blinds up. Right. Dude, my girlfriend says, my fiance says it's my schedule. She does? Yeah. I looked at it today, she's like just bang me, bang me, bang me. Oh, fuck. I mean that's what I want, that's what I've been asking for. I was like dude I'm so tired I got so much work to do. Yeah you're too busy for all that. So I don't know if I'll be able to she put it in there four times for today yeah right and I probably I'll probably get to it. Have you done it? You'll get to one. Did you do one this morning? Yeah yeah we already already fucked. That's why I was calling you all weekend

and you were out of breath and tired. I was like, are you training for something? Yeah. I gotta keep my cardio up. So I'm doing high max intensity training. Dude, what's it like just banging all day? It's cool. I almost don't wanna talk about it

because it's not all it's cracked up to be. For real? Yeah, cuz when you bust that much like you feel so good Yeah, and then but like then you can't relate to other people. I haven't Haven't busted in like Six months are you still caged up? Yeah, I don't bust anymore. It's great. Yeah, I haven't busted Yeah, dude, I don't bust anymore. Dude, it's great. I haven't busted in a couple years now.

Yeah, my fiance put a cage on my cock. Retention. Retention, yeah. It's good for you. For you guys, it sounds more like detention. Yeah, dude. Dude. No, no, no.

Because if you're not busting, you send really good emails. Like, I've noticed that your emails are really good since you stopped busting. You're just really focused. Yeah, you're more good emails. Like I've noticed that your emails are really good since you stopped busting. You're just really focused. Yeah, you're more, your brain is sharper, that's for sure. And I cap them off, regards. Right.

She proofreads them. Yeah, regards is a good sign off. Yeah. Oh yeah, that's a great. No one knows what that means. Regards what? Right. You know? It's interesting, like, you get those. Like means. Yeah, right. Yeah. Regards what? Right. You know?

It's interesting, like, you get those- Like, giving someone regards, yeah, what is that? Why is corporate talk so, dude, let me just cut it up with you guys real quick. Oh, baby. Why is corporate talk so fake and shit? You know what I mean? Dude, yeah. Like, why is it like, when you're at a business and even in a service job?

Where I got to act and put on this voice of being extra nice like fuck that dude like be just let me be myself Yeah, it is it's we want it that way But then one guy always ruins it and then they have to create a standard to just keep that guy from being himself Well, yeah, I mean imagine you at work. You know, you get a lot of sir. I have a whole different work personality. I'm not even me, dude. Well everyone does, hey how's it going? I used to pick up the phones in the office. Absolutely, absolutely, this is John.

Absolutely, and I remember one time I gave a comedian friend an internship there and he was laughing at me when I picked up the phone. Yeah, he sounded dumb. No, he's a fucking bitch, you have to do that shit at work. You do have to, yeah. I'm You have to do that shit at work. He does have to yeah I'm just trying to do a good job and yeah, I'll go do comedy at night But like this is my job shut the fuck I was mad a dude on top of that

They call it q1 not a two second quarter. This isn't a basketball game Yeah, I don't like breaking the year into quarters. Yeah, I've never been a fan of that Yeah, like yeah, I know who knows when the financial quarter is closing today We didn't start the third quarter the second half has begun that is true. It is July 1st ask tell Skeeter Tell skill ask out so long if they want to call in and talk to us about that. Yeah, that's interesting Thank You Jake talking me about point do you know you know on the 4th of July thing too. Yeah. I've been trashing Gavin Newsom a lot lately.

I've really been hammering him. But then guess what? He stepped up with housing. He did a good job with housing yesterday. He pushed it into the bill dude. I don't know exactly. He rolled back Sequa which is like, uh, are the environmental protect. We sounds, it sounds bad, but actually they don't even use it to protect

the environment anymore. Now, just a lot of NIMBYs and different people will use it to obstruct development cause they just don't want it to happen in their neighborhood. And it already goes through environmental review. This was just extra like laborious steps that they created just to or obstruct stuff rather. And so he rolled that back and then he's allowing for more upzoning.

He's making it so like if you're doing like childcare facilities or different kind of places like that, you get sped up development times. It's just super positive. It's all the stuff I've cared about. But I was busting his balls so much. And uh. He listened.

I think I got to him. You heard him? Yeah. What exactly is upzoning? What is NIMBYs? I stopped listening after somebody said that. NIMBY means not in my backyard. So like people who don't want change or development in their neighborhood.

I've heard that expression, but I didn't know there was an acronym for that. Yeah, it's a whole thing. Upsoting just means you can build more kinds of buildings in a neighborhood So like most of LA you can only build single-family homes So if you up zone it now you can build apartments there or yeah, there's a certain height and people don't want to up zone and like Beverly Hills for example, yeah, they'll make the it because they think it'll make it'll Decrease the value of their home and or make it uglier I'd like to more people people want less people around them

especially refers to not wanting lower income housing high density by your residence yeah that's probably what Leroy's right it's a great man I answer me right now dude dude I'm gonna ask this question this for all of you guys when all these when California is back on track, when we're back. We're coming back. When we're getting the respect we deserve. When the bullet train comes in. How are we gonna treat all these dudes

who are coming back from Austin being like, coming with their tail between their hip legs. What are we gonna say, are we gonna let them back in? Are we gonna be cool? Yeah, you know, I mean, you gotta take a page out of Abe Lincoln's book here. We gotta cool? Yeah, you know, I mean you got to take a page out of Abe Lincoln's book here. We got to say hey, you know, let's rebuild. You know, let's bring them back, you know, maybe we rise them a little bit.

Maybe if they're trying to catch a wave in the lineup, they got a block for us. And we get that perfect set for a few weeks. Do we let Rogan back? Does he want to come back? He will. Yeah, I'll forgive him. I don't think he does though. No, he will. Yeah, I'll forgive him. I don't think he does though.

No, he will. I got a soft spot for that guy, even though. I don't think he wants to come back. I don't know if I love everything he does. Dude, my mom speaking to the peninsula was, for her B-day was cruising the, you can like rent a Duffy boat or whatever. And they were cruising the peninsula and like,

basically the whole tour is you just look at like all the sick houses and sick boats in Newport Harbor affluence and they would look over and there was this jacked bald dude just yeah kettlebells on the deck of his boat was me thank Dana White it was Joe Marisi. Was it actually Dana White? He did a big ass gray yacht there and it was Dana White working out. Dude that's awesome. Does he live in Newport? I don't know.

It'd be funny, part of my brain, I thought about it, it'd be funny if the boat, cause the boat captain was like, yeah, that's Dana White. Be funny if it was just a bald, rich guy that looked like Rogan and Dana White. Those guys are ubiquitous in Orange County, like it could just be any other dude. There was big UFC fights this weekend.

Elliot Toporia, he's the guy. He's like the new, he might be, he might be like McGregor 2.0. Is he good at talking shit though? He's pretty good, he's very, he's more quiet confident, but he talks a lot of shit. Like he'll say this to guys, like the guy he knocked out this weekend

when he saw him at the weight class, he's like, I didn't want it to be you, I'm sorry brother. Wow. Joke, Jake, can you pull up this dude? It was cool. other joke Jake any place like that is cool me and Chad had a sporty weekend to we we went to a lacrosse event do lacrosse is kind of a great sport across to be fun to see live it's really solid especially like highly competitive level it's got a hard disagree with you guys on that you You went to a lacrosse game, very boring.

And it was, I literally went to the national championships in Philly last year. It was the two best teams, like the Whipsnakes versus someone else. Like what are these team names? And I was like, dude, yeah. I don't know, man, the field's too big, which is why in Canada, they play box lacrosse,

which is a better game. Well see, the guys, that's the national sport hockey they play in the winter a lot of these guys play in the winter there and then they come play summer and the Pro League here yeah box the cross it seems cool you know I was watching and thinking it would be cool if they put a wall up so that the ball couldn't go correct exactly because it does slow down the action a little bit that's what I need to do maybe they just should put a wall

up on the outside or in the outdoors. I haven't watched lacrosse since American pie when I watched they really go out Well, they're hitting each other and they're yeah, and they're big boys. I mean, it's been around Native Americans been playing in a while Yeah, they did the land acknowledgement beforehand Nice and then immediately afterwards played the star spangled banner. Very mixed messaging. It's uh, tossing the lacrosse ball around though. Very fun. Yeah, it's, I mean, it seems cool. I've never actually done that. You never toss the lacrosse ball? No. It's

fun, man. I never really got my hands on one of those sticks. I'm gonna say this, might be better than tossing the pigskin. Oh! I mean, I mean. No, where do you even get one of those? Can you even buy those at a sporting goods store? Lacrosse stick?

Oh yeah. I don't think so. I've never seen the lacrosse section. I hang out in sporting goods stores by myself all the time I'm in there all the time just hanging out and You can I don't even know what that thing is called A lacrosse. Is it called the net on a stick? What is it called? They thread it themselves

Like they the guys thread their own sticks and like the Kavanaugh brothers who are like two of the top lacrosse players one of them had a Yeah, I know them he tied a he tore his hamstring then just like duct taped it. It's pretty badass I should watch the clip whoa, but his brother still ties his stick for him Hmm I need somebody to tie my stick Yeah, what's going on? So what are your fourth of July plans? plans Joe are you gonna go to a are you gonna go to a pool party with I mean we're having a party at our house back home there oh yeah you already said you're doing things all right but yeah I guess if I was here though I would invite myself to Newport because I didn't have any other plans yeah no I'm gonna be back home there a lot of

cougars yeah yeah I don't know if they I don't know any other plans. But yeah, no, I'm gonna be back home there. Lot of Cougars. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if they want my business. There's a lot of Cougs at the lacrosse thing too. A lot of strong armed women. Well, I mean, I'm 41 now. I mean, is Cougars a thing? Aren't we just peers at this point?

Yeah, that's a good point. Yep, I don't know. Has there? I mean, I guess if they're like 50 to 55 range, yeah. That's a really good observation. I never even thought about it like that. Like I'm 37, it's not a cougar. Yeah.

Yeah, we're just dating. Yeah. Yeah, just to a point. It's just a woman who shares injuries. Just a woman. Yeah. It's like hey, we have a lot in common. I guess.

But you could still pounce me like a coug if you want. Yeah, it's weird. It's like it's part of our sexism and ageism Where like with women we're like hey, you're like over 30 in the MILF category now Yeah, but we don't really do that to dudes where we're like you're in the DILF category now. Right? Here's the guy Yeah, but no, I'm not Like they would even let like 36 30 So they would have like 40 year old guys play like the Sun and porn sometimes Yeah, like the mom would be 34 and then the Sun would be like 40. He'd be like Miss Devine, I can't believe you're doing this and she's like, oh, come on Johnny

Just let me suck it in but I didn't even think how weird it was that the guy was older than the mom. Yeah. That's my biggest regret in life, is not banging more moms. Yeah. You banged a lot though, brother. I mean, what were you gonna do? Do the whole neighborhood?

None of the dads would let you over for supper after that. I know, but it's never enough. You could ask your fiance to schedule that for you. See if she'll schedule that. To bang some moms? Yeah. You can always ask her about scheduling at the top of the month probably a good time to address it

knowing her if I asked for that she'd probably schedule in her banging some dads really yeah that's fair that's nice though I'd be able to watch yeah Joe yeah I want to see you get ridden yeah yeah that'd be gonna be cool be cool. I bet you just like to Joe's just started only fans, dude That'd be a good call. I would subscribe to that. Oh, yeah, dude, you should do it Just come who who books those you oh, okay. It's all you. Okay. I could manage you Yeah, I could answer your DM I could answer your DMs. You like this big cock? Yeah, somebody answer the DMs.

That'd be sick. Yeah, because I don't have time to keep up with all that. I would need an assistant. Do you guys want to talk? There's another thing I wanted to bring up. Summer wardrobe. My clothes all suck. I would like to...

And I hope I haven't worn this shirt on this pod before. Maybe I have, I don't like to repeat outfits. I think the summer wardrobe more so than the winter is harder. Like winter you can just kind of cover up. But like where are you guys, like where are you getting that lavender shirt? Or are you getting that lavender shirt? Or are you getting that Friday with the Marlboro logo ripoff shirt?

Dude, this is actually chubby. I have this shirt. I think this is from structure From like a million years ago a store that doesn't even exist But where I mean I need new clothes, yeah, I think I saw the guy from Fuel wearing that T-shirt. Yeah, he might have. Fuel TV? Another band? Oh. So yeah, where do we get it?

Did somebody give you those? Where are they coming from? Chubby's our sponsor. Use code GODIPED to get 15% off. Alright, fine, I will. Because I need new clothes. You're asking the right guys, dude. Zara is a good, actually Zara is a good recommendation.

Zara has, Zara H&M, dude go to H&M, you can get shirts for like $10 there. That's the thing though Chad, the materials are bad. You might as well go to Nordstrom and get yourself a quality, because you're a guy who likes to make stuff last. And I used to work at Nordstrom, not some guy. H&M basically is cheap Northroom.

Go to Northroom, get yourself a shirt that you like that's gonna last you a little bit of a while. Google fast fashion. Right, yeah, I mean, cause I'll wear them forever. That's what I mean, yeah. You're gonna want materials that are better. Dude, you guys are, you can get some like. No, just fast fashion period.

I want the definition. Joe, you know what you should start doing? You should dress like Zelinsky, dude. Get yourself a tactical outfit, just wear that all the time. Oh, dude, that's a should start doing you should dress like Zelinski But get yourself a tactical outfit. Yeah Dress like a leader of a country. I mean that's a good. That's how you get chicks leader of country wardrobe Yeah, I think Zelinski is the move. I mean I just want nice t-shirts. I don't want I'm kind of over buttons He has no buttons go Go Steve Jobs style. Get turtleneck.

You need to get efficiency style. Turtleneck, I won't. Dude. Dude, you'd be great in a turtleneck. You are a turtleneck. Yeah, you'd be like an assassin, dude. Yeah. What do you mean he is a turtleneck?

No, you're just his whole vibe is turtleneck. No, you're a long neck bastard. You're a long neck bastard. You are a bastard. I can't believe turtleneck was ever invented. Look how cozy it looks. Who was ever like, oh my neck is cold. You wanna get- Joe, Joe. Women love to dress men in those.

Joe, you wanna get ridden by some coogs? Yeah. Wear that. I think you're either- I think all these people look stupid in these. Yeah, you can only wear that if you're from England or Connecticut. No,, it'd be on a hovel you do from I've never wanted my neck covered up. Oh, I'm telling you dude. You do wear one no, but Joe could do it Dude you should wear it like that top left. We're just your eyes

Yeah, yeah, I'll do it. Why did somebody take a photo of that? Why is it doing that? Joe But okay Joe. I do have a recommendation. Yeah, I was going to a rally or something I think I think true classic has good t-shirts and you can buy them in like bulk. All right good I'm liking these suggestions. I do made well actually a lot it's just plain no brands. Yeah. It's a brand but no logos I should say.

Because I have like a Vegas shirt where it's like the cast of the hangover on it. It's like I need new stuff. Nothing against them but you know. What's your cool guy outfit? I was thinking about this because we were drafting in our fantasy draft in Vegas this year And we're probably gonna go out after the draft and every time I look at leather fellas in the group I'll be like these guys got some good stuff every you guys should bring suit. I'll do suits Yeah, is it like what's my cool guy outfit? I don't know it like yeah, Walter is it Walton Goggins?

Everyone bought his shirts I mean he does looks like that lame now He did it and you wore this in Vegas and we were like 18 and that black dude called you the cleanest motherfucker in the room You look good in a white linen shirt. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna get one. Oh, yeah I could see that dude that was you were on fire that night to know so sweet We were just underage posting up up in the bars, amazing. We went to UFC fight, we saw Chuck Liddell knock out Renato Sabral.

And then we saw Forrest Griffin, I remember he won and got up on something, right? You know, we've been traveling so much, I haven't been working out as much, but Sunday I got a full workout in, got me amped. What did you do? Yeah, it's exciting. I ran five miles and then I did a half Murph.

No legs, because I did legs in San Diego. So I did 50 pull-ups and 100 push-ups. Dude, hell yeah. And in the sun, my fiance was watching, she was on the phone with Marco, but she was out there and I was in the, dude, it fired me up. I don't think there's anything better

than grunting in front of your lady, even if she's on the phone with your Jiu-Jitsu instructor. Yeah, that's actually something. Now, is that like sets of 10 when you do 50? Yeah, I mean, the pull-ups, I can only do one to two sets of 10, and then I have to break it up. Yeah, because I haven't done pull-ups in forever.

Are you doing the same grip the whole time? Are you doing like a wide grip? A wide grip. Nice, yeah. That's legit. That's awesome. Strict pull ups. And then stop at the bottom.

Strict. Stop at the bottom, yeah. Take a pause. No legs. Good. No cheating, as we say. No cheating, yeah. No Will Smith and I Am Legend pull ups.

Yeah, none of that stuff, dude. Brad Pitt does a lot of pull ups in a F1. He did the F. Oh, I can't wait to see that. I think I might, I think, I'm gonna ask my wife if we can see that this weekend. It's like dumb awesome. And you know, there's a couple scenes in it

that are like, they're kind of autobiographical for Brad Pitt and like some of the recent troubles he's had. And so they kind of sneak in this like meaningfulness where I'm like holy shit I think he's really talking about some stuff yeah you think they put that in the movie on purpose like that yeah interesting yeah I think they do do you know what Brad Pitt's net worth is go oh my god like to look up dude I'm gonna say 120 million more 400 you knew that did you look that up this guy cuz you got you know guys' net worths.

That's correct. I'm all over it, dude. Ding, ding, ding. I'm all over it. Good for him. I like to, what about, do they show gross worths online? What is gross? Cause I think net worth is just your assets minus like.

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Anna DeArmas, my type. You know what I'm saying? I can see that for you, dude. Our whole lives I've seen you like girls like Anna DeArmas. You know, you have a type, it's for sure like Anna DeArmas, Scarlett Johansson, Rachel McAdams, just that kind of like type. For a while I was like Sidney Sweeney.

For sure. For a while. Just these chicks are kinda like, I don't know, I don't know what it is, but just sort of my type. Would you have gone to the Bezos wedding? Oh yeah, dude. And just when he rented out wedding oh yeah dude and just freaking when you rented out Venice dude and just would have been amazing I don't know exactly what do you do I mean I wouldn't talk to anyone but it'd be I'm not gonna

really you know they were smart they were getting so much negative press for it for like Marie Antoinette vibes like everyone's struggling look at all these rich douches and then they I saw an article that was like it actually contributed 1.2 billion dollars to the local economy in Venice And I was like One point two bill I guess I want trout his wedding was 50 million which was like point zero zero zero two of his wealth It does seem a little bit exactly like one point two billion dollars of I mean What are they I don't know is that does that offset what they would have ordinarily been doing is it? unbelievably huge tourist attraction like Yeah

Smart smart counter by them though. I mean Sweeney was chatting up T Brady. How do we feel about that? Good for that's legit. Yeah, that's those good. Yeah, dude Tom Brady's my type of quarterback to just like a guy wins Yo skeletal shlong what what's going on baby? Not much, how you guys doing? Good dude. Skeletal Shlong. Good to be on the horn with you. What's your real name or is it Skeletal?

I'll just keep it anonymous. You guys can call me Boner for short. Yeah, what's up Boner? Yeah dude, just chilling. I'm a little nervous. I got a meeting in like about an hour to talk to my boss I got music playing somewhere All right, sorry about that my computer just started playing music. All good, baby.

Yeah, um, yes, I was calling in because JT wanted me to tell a story about my coworker telling me about porn. Odd. In the workplace. What's up? He told you about it like you didn't know about it before? You gotta speed up how fast you're talking, man. Yeah, that's my bad. That's my bad, sorry.

So a couple weeks back, I had to go into the office to get a phone to test some stuff. I'm a firmware engineer. And when I went in there, I had to get a phone. And it was one of those flip open phones, like the Samsung clip. And he just said, oh man, I only use that thing for porn. And I was just like, you use this for porn? And yeah, that was kind of the whole story. Oh, actually sounds like you're kind of being the weird one now.

I don't know. I mean, he's calling them out for using a flip phone when you have a smartphone and a nice flat screen I mean, maybe if it was what it was one of those sand some sidekick phones that would make sense for Cranking hog so you go you have an HR meeting about this Are you just waiting you have an HR meeting about this or you just weirded out? I Mean the thing was is I was just like, I've seen the HR stuff and like, this seems like something you have an HR meeting for.

And I just felt like weird because I do like give that energy off that it's like it's cool to like talk to me about porn. But like, I don't want to be involved in that kind of conversation because I don't want to get pulled into an HR meeting.

You know? Sure. But he didn't he didn't mention Specifics he just broadly said oh I watch porn on that thing. I Mean he did kind of go into like detail about like how much better like it would have been Or how much better it is to watch it on like the bigger screen They said he had a whole extra phone just to watch porn on. This guy's smart. Are you sure he wasn't joking? I mean he could have been joking. I mean it's hard to tell it's in somebody's heart. Did he bring up any categories like pregnant

and pounded? Anything like that. Stuck porn? Yeah, stuck. Yeah. Yeah dryer. It's hard to get out I mean, I think the dryer I mean I felt implied You know the way he described like how he like watched it though like he you know turned off all the lights in his room You know he flipped open No, no, he's not watching maybe he's watching it at work kind of maybe yeah didn't do that. Are you just telling us that part? He didn't do that part. Say again? Did he actually do that or are you just saying he did that part? No, I'm not making that up. He told me that that's what he likes to do is turn off all the lights, get into his bed, pull the covers up, and then flip it open and kind of like rest it against like the blanket that's like at his chest. All right. It's weird. Yeah.

It's weird. That's too much. I thought it was just one sense of... And it wasn't like a one-on-one, like we were in like the office and there was like the other like technicians were there. So there was like two other dudes there and I didn't really know how they felt about it so I was just kind of like I didn't know how to respond you know Yeah He seems like a chill enough guy like he's invited me to go to Michigan a couple times and get some weed with them

Yeah, Michigan's fun. You know it's a co-worker. Yeah, I don't know so it's hard to know like the main thing that you're having an issue with it sounds like is Him having this conversation with you at work puts your work puts your job in jeopardy Yeah, I think so a little bit it's just being myself in that sense You know if he's kind of jeopardizing the illusion that I put on of like being like a very professional person right because that I put on of like being like a very professional person. Right, cause you don't want people to look at you and think, oh, I can talk to this guy about gilfs. Yeah, exactly. Would have been better if he spelled out his way

that he liked to crank hog in a nice email that was ended with regards. Yeah, now we're talking workplace. If you would have said attention all, attention team, see below. I like to set up my Samsung on my chest and blast regards. Would that have been good? Oh, shit.

Attention team. Please look at the attachment. Hey, team, as per my last emails, I hope this finds you well. Attention team, as we head into Q3, I wanna talk about last night, I put the covers up and put on stuck porn and blasted all over my sheets.

Anyways, skeletal, anyways, boner, I need those analytics ASAP. Did that find you well? Shlingadon, what's your name? Yeah, you just need to say you didn't use enough corporate lingo, dude. Dingaling. Well, I think the thing you guys are missing is like,

he's handing me the phone, but he's using it. Oh, dude. Because that's the only option, because I'm testing like a very like Guys are missing is like he's handing me the phone The only option because I'm testing like very like jizz all over it Hey, and they're like he's like this is the only phone we have that has le audio. So here you go Yeah, I think we should get it back to me as soon as possible. So I had to like brush my testing You know so I could get his jerk phone back to him. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah, get the jerk phone. That's whack.

He's also putting pressure on me to like do my job faster, maybe not verify the feature as much as like I usually would. Damn. So do you have an HR meeting about this coming up? No, I'm meeting with my boss. Just kind of like, this has nothing to do with this porn thing. It's like end of quarter two and I've been up for a promotion since like January

And yeah, I'm just kind of nervous like I hope I get it He seems positive about it, but like last time HR was the one that turned down my promotion. Why did they do that? You know, he couldn't give me a real reason You know, he couldn't give me a real reason. He's like, although my boss approved it, his boss approved it, that guy's boss approved it. But then HR said money, no. Oh, they just turned you down on what the pay would be not because of any like an interoffice issues you've had.

Yeah, no, I think that would have came up. I've never had any issues in the office. All right, well I think you're in a good spot then. Yeah. Sounds like your day is coming. No. Thank you. It sounds like the, you know, it sounds like you're in a good running for this promotion and all the other factors like the money thing that's outside of your control. So it sounds like you're doing a good running for this promotion. And all the other factors, like the money thing,

that's outside of your control. So, sounds like you're doing everything right on your end. So. We love you Skellige Sloan. Thanks guys. Cut. Later dude. Love you dude.

Hey, regards dude. Thanks for letting me call him. Yeah, great work. Good guy. He's got a balanced head on his shoulders, you know? Yeah, he does seem very reliable. And yeah, I don't want my coworker telling me about stuff. Also, yeah, I have a coworker who talks loud

and thinks that he's funny and will say these jokes that are inappropriate. I'm like, dude, shut up. I gotta go, I see him now. I do a joke to him and I go, hey, don't get me fired every time he's about to say, don't get me fired. He's like, ha ha, ha ha.

Yeah. I'm like, well, seriously, you wanna tell me a story? Yeah, you gotta watch your mouth in those kind of places. Yeah, you guys work out. That's in no story. He's gonna keep it funny. Yeah, right Is he's a baby rattlesnake is what he is dude did he's like I don't know what the venom he's spewing who's the guy in the office packer Todd packer. Yeah No, what the venom is beyond who's the guy in the office packer Todd packer? Yeah He was at the he was at the store recently David Kackner great dude. Yeah, super funny. They're really funny. Yeah Yeah, that character wouldn't fly

It's some wild lines. Packer. Todd Packer. Yo is this Jake? Is this the pod? Yeah man this is the pod. Dude dude dude. Here's the thing, cut the red wire. Dude this is like, like you guys aren't fucking with me? No dude you're on the pod. Yeah what what's up a good? I like them in the excitement. What up, dude? Is this Raul? Wait, yeah, this is Raul. Yeah, that's right or two. Yeah What up, dude? Who are you hiding from did? Yeah right now. I'm so sorry. You're out of breath. I was in my cube. I had to like run to the parking lot real quick. Oh, nice. What do you work at? I work at an airplane like leasing company. It's whatever. It's like a building. Yeah. Let's all do a breath together and we're going to come back to center and then we'll start

chatting. You ready? Deep breath through your nose and through your nose out through your mouth. Out of three. One, two, three. All right. I feel good now. What's up, Raul?

Okay. So here's my, I wouldn't say dilemma. I'm actually like, dude, this is wild. I'm, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like,

I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just my, I wouldn't say dilemma. I'm actually like, dude, this is wild. Woo, I'm just, my bad guys, this is nuts. Okay, so I was actually calling in because me and my dank wife, we were expecting in November. Congratulations. Congrats.

Thank you, thank you for saying that. Dude, that's my birthday month. Congrats. Thank you, thank you. That's my birthday month. Knowing that JT, you got two little boogers, wanted to pick your brain just because people keep saying like, oh dude, your life's gonna change, your life's gonna change. And am I kind of like crazy for thinking that, like, don't get me wrong, like I get that it's gonna change but I don't know I don't think it's like it's gonna be that hard because because you're pointing to the layup. Why don't you think it's gonna be that hard?

Because he has an airline company that's trying to kill him right now, dude Wait, so what's your cue? Oh, my cue is Your point of view jumping into like fatherhood with with twins Did you did you find that it was like Like whenever one's like, oh your life's gonna change if it's like, like when everyone was like, oh, your life's going to change. It's like, it's going to be crazy. Did you come into this thing and oh, you know, like, it's definitely an adjustment, but it's

like manageable or were you like, oh, do you like, this is crazy? If that makes sense. It's for sure manageable, but it is, your whole life gets reoriented, but it's not it's like It feels natural like you just kind of you might resist it a little bit just because you're used to the way it was before But then you'll just slowly see What works practically for your partner and for your kids and for yourself and your life just kind of? Adjusts around the new reality just kind of molds around it. And there's definitely moments where you feel overwhelmed.

But but overall you grow so you're kind of ready for it like you're I think you just your body your brain your heart it all adjust to where it needs to be for your new reality. But your life is going to be like dramatically different in a year. And it should be. That's why you're doing this. Partially. No, no, 100%. I have just been telling people that like, and I know this is like an

oversimplification of things, but I just keep telling people that like, yeah, like we're going to have significantly less like discretionary income and then we'll just be tired all the time. But other than that, like, I feel like when you compartmentalize it at least on my end until I go to boxes it's like ah dude manageable piece of cake. Is it more for you that because you're an upbeat guy you see other people kind of downtrodden about it and you just don't want to lose your like chipper disposition? I think that's what it is I think 100% because sometimes all will come into work and people will be like oh yeah yeah, man, you

know, kids, when you get there, you'll know. And it's like, yeah, they think you're going to be, no, you'll still be chipper. You'll still be you for sure. Yeah, stay chipper. I think it's that hedonic treadmill where whatever your new reality is, you're going to at some point adjust back to whatever your natural baseline is for you. That's an upbeat, ready to rock, out of breath kind of guy and you'll always be that guy and I think those will really make you a good dad too because you'll have a lot

of energy for your kid but you'll always be this guy. You just will be doing different stuff. I really appreciate that. I 100% this is sick and I just I still can't believe it like you know like I listen to you guys like Well, I'm driving and shit. You know and like Like I guess this is how it works like it's a call-in order, but it's just crazy. Yeah Hey when your wife's delivering when your wife's delivering you put your face as close as you can to the action Don't look away. That's unmasculine. Yeah get in there, and you watch her poop herself. She won't feel it That's unmasculine. Yeah get in there and you watch her poop herself. She won't feel it

You watch that kid's head come out and you stare and you take it all in because that's God's gift Dude I was actually on the fence, but now that you put it out there I'm gonna be right in there dude never look like they're a personal zero personal space. Yeah, she'll appreciate it Dude well this this was sick. Strider, I've seen you like four times and then every time I see you, you always have new material. You're freaking hilarious dude. Oh thank you dude, legend. That's what's up. Thank you. Joe, I feel like Joe Code has really hit its stride like the last 20th episode. It's like my favorite podcast. Oh, thank you. That's just me.

Thank you, Raul. Appreciate that. The Jeff Pearlman episode, I actually was telling my wife yesterday. I was like, dude, I haven't been this excited for an episode in a while and I listened to it yesterday. And I was like, dude, this is hands down, I think, top episode that you guys put out. So we really appreciate that. Yeah, I think it was one of my favorite pause we've ever done to be honest. I love this episode. I agree Yeah, it was just crazy you just well I just didn't I never saw those worlds colliding and then when I thought I was like, oh shit

I couldn't click on it fast enough even though I did listen to like a week late So so much podge of mine, but I like to say if you guys know what I'm driving. I roll we love you, dude Thank you for the car. Awesome. I will take it easy bro. You're a legend. I will Real quick real quick before before I sign off you didn't mind real quick If I if I give my homies a quick shout out on the pod go for it sure You're sick. Okay. I just want to preface it by I'm reading names off of the group chat names So it's not any particular order, but just want to say shout out to Adrian bells Asian Raider Jeffy Patty Ray tiny

Roy quatch John and I'm like super nervous right now. I apologize. This is a squad right here. Yeah. It's a soccer team. I wanna meet Quach. Like 14 deep, it's pretty sick. So super blessed and stoked to have him in my life. And they're just like my silly little geese, you know?

Dude, shout out you Raul, shout out Quach and all the other dudes. Nice bro. Amen brother. Dude, appreciate it, love you guys. Love you too. Love you. Boop. Nice guy, good vibes. Nice bro. Amen brother Was this company gonna do to him if he took that call in the office Yeah, I was worried

You can imagine being in the cubicle next to him you like Yeah, you okay over there. Also this kind of annoying like kid people do this like all the time at my work too where they'll be leaving they're like oh do you have kids like was father's day and people like so much work just wait till you have kids I'm like shut up yeah I don't know man you're bumming me out. How do they bum you out? Just cuz they're like it's so much work everyone just talks about the work it's all they do is talk about it they act like they're like our veterans of a war You know what I mean? I do I swear I think it's I don't have to do it as much as a lot of other people I do think it's like the hardest job. Well, yeah, I mean you're raising a child. Yeah, it is

I just mean the tired thing like you I get tired just looking at them sometimes really? Oh, yeah and then by the end of the day You're like you're it's the best but you really are at a breaking point so I guess I'm kind of you're in it yeah I'm sympathetic to him but it is everyone does say the same shit it's like no one mixes it up that much can I ask you guys a question yeah kids at a wedding how do we feel about it? What kind of wedding? My wedding.

Oh no, don't do it. I don't mind. What, like little kids? Well, okay. Cause your brother is- I have nine nieces and nephews. No. And I'm like, no. They become the whole show.

I was gonna say they might dominate the whole time. I mean, you can't say they're not invited. They stay in the room with the babysitter. Stay in the room for the receptionitter stay in there for the reception Really? I work weddings all the time and there's people have been like it's no kids weddings a lot. Oh they do that It sounds like a snobby move. No, no, it's a normal move. I think it's snobby and You wanna hang with them Joe? Remember when you were on Adderall at that wedding making out with bridesmaids that doesn't happen if there's kids on the floor When was I doing that? Remember when you were on Adderall at that wedding making out with bridesmaids? That doesn't happen if there's kids on the floor.

When was I doing that? Before, like eight years ago. I was on Adderall but I wasn't making out with bridesmaids. Should I have done that though? Why not? I wish I would have. You wanted to be a party, right? Like a rip-roaring bacchanal.

Yeah. Yeah, no kids. And you know, also it's for, you know, you're the groom, it's your day too. You know, the bride, you know, if she wants a rager, have rager dude. No. Yeah, I mean that's that's something and it's nine of them So it really eats into the guests. Yeah, I guess yeah Those kids come maybe a few other people are like oh, well they're bringing kids. Oh, yeah. Yeah, fuck that There's a there's a chain to everything and you got to break the chain. I'm glad I asked Yeah, well yeah so

if they're if they're taking up a roster spot over an important invitee like myself then yeah yeah I mean you're out I mean if then I'm in you didn't like like if I brought the little kiddos they'd be running up and like right also the people who bring their kids aren't fully at the wedding because we gotta be like, hold on, get him his bottle. He needs a toilet, he needs a book, he needs something that's like.

I guess I was thinking of Owen Wilson. A party distracted is a party defeated. Yeah, like Owen Wilson on Wedding Crashers, he utilizes dancing with the kid to bone Rachel McAdams and I don't want to ruin that moment for some guys. Do you know how much extra work it was on set that day to have kids?

Right. They had to have a school room for them to break to after five hours. They had to have handlers and parents. Yeah. Another $12,000 in paperwork just said it was a nightmare day on the set. So you don't think it will ruin guys chances of boning?

No. If the kids are there? Yeah, if the kids aren't there. No, because I know What's His Name doesn't party trick with the balloons, Vince Vaughn does the balloons. That's just one of the weddings that crashes. Now that is a wedding where they do meet the future loves of their lives.

But, that's a senator's wedding. There's a big staff, There's there's security guards These kids are well maintained and the budgets are the work roof because Christopher Walken's a senator or something, right? Yeah You're a senator of stoke about this idea right here have a bounce house With a play area near the venue. That's okay. Good. Yeah Ten thousand dollars. Yeah Now did I tell you I mean out with a bridesmaid from that wedding?

Yeah. OK, I mean, you know what? I'm going to follow up on that because I'm actually going to see that friend this weekend. Or you told me you turned down a bridesmaid, maybe. I don't know. But I'll find out. But yeah, I was on Adderall.

I've never done Adderall since. And I do not recommend Adderall. But you had a great time. It was like 10 years ago. You had a good time until you didn't have a good time. But you wouldn't have been able to do all that if there was nice but I might have made out did you know be a cool wedding is no open bar bounce house

that'd be a nice time bounce house reception yeah bring your yeah all kids know open bar bounce house kids did and just do it at k1 racing That's what I'm sweating dude hello What's up man would let my wife go dude What's up, dude didn't think you were coming. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm coming in. Dude, it was not me, man. What's up, dude? What's your name? Oh, dude, I'm Sam.

I'm coming from UMass Amherst, dude. Oh, all right. Sam, what up? Dude, shout out. You got a laid back vibe. Do people tell you that? Wait, say that one more time? You got a laid back vibe.

Do people tell you that? Dude, I get that every once in a while, but I'm pretty sure that's not true. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. that we say that one more time you got a laid-back vibe do people tell you that is I get that everyone's alive but I appreciate that man sick so what's a

line your brother what's up all right so last summer I adopted this cat mr. stinks his name is a name's really, but he had a little diarrhea accident early on so He got renamed pretty quickly. It's funny. I Love the guy dude. He's he's my best pal. We we snuggle together. We sleep together. He's great the only problem is I I'm moving out of my college apartment the next couple months and I don't really have somewhere to go and my mom and my sister are both very allergic to cats and when I got him I didn't really tell my parents you know

because I just knew it was just not gonna fly. He was kind of an impulse spy. He was a, he was wicked cheap. The shelter was trying to get rid of him cause he kind of a little bit of a brat. And so I was like, all right, whatever. We'll just pick him up. But you know, they know about him now, but they're obviously like, yeah,

you're not bringing this guy back to our house. You know what? So I'm sort of in a position now where I sorry. It's it's okay, man. It's all right. We all make choices that we're not able to follow through on the responsibility of. I think what you do is you pack up your place. You have a great last day with Mr. Stinks and then you drive them

to the foot of the forest. Let him go. No, no, you can't. No, he's kidding, man. Yeah. No, man. I'm serious. I'm dead serious.

The thing about cats are they're actually happier when they're on their own. And if you've ever seen the vitality of a real alley cat, it's comparable to a lion in the wild. Yeah, but I think those alley cats, maybe that they're born in the alley and then they come up hard and they come up rough. Sounds like Mr. Stinks has had a nice little lovey-dovey little

Cuddles and you give him a can of tuna and a glass of milk. Why don't you get an apartment with some friends? Yes, I'm saying I think right now, you know, you got a You got to get you know, you you got a little family now You got a little your little pet you got to provide for you got to step up It's time for you to join the economy brother And you know, I don't know if you have a pool house or you pitch a tent in the backyard. You can't give up on your,

I think your whole family will respect you more if you're like, not it, I gotta have my cat and get a job and start working. Yeah, no, I mean, I definitely could see that, dude. We got like a little shed out back. Maybe I could just like put my bed in there and the instincts could just live in the backyard. Yeah, stay in the, sleep in the shed by the rake.

Do whatever you can for this little guy, man. I mean, what is your plan when you move home? Are you just gonna, where are you gonna be, are you just saving money to work to move out or something? Or what's up? Yeah, I get a job. So it's kinda cool. Yeah. So I just, I graduated this last spring. I don't really have a whole job set up right now.

I mean, I got a job, but it's not going to pay the bills for that long. Just essentially a summer job kind of gig. So I definitely could get a place but that's you know that's a little bit of a I've never been financially independent so to say so you know just take a little bit of risk there but yeah I guess sort of the the debate right there is whether you know I take that financial risk for mr. Stinks who you know probably deserves it yeah he's great guy but uh this is the part in the movie where you you take matters into

your own hands because you got to provide for this little guy you know you go out and you get that job that'll make you they'll allow you to provide for the little mr. Stinks give him the home that he deserves. Yeah, use it as motivation. Can you find someone else to take him? Sorry? Can you find somebody else to take him? I probably could, I haven't really been looking around.

One of my roommates was like worried because one of his brothers had a dog in college and then he didn't find like a good home for it and then Like it sort of like went through a rough period so he was like dude You got to get this shit in order right now. I'm like no I don't know all that Dolmen or stinks obviously, but you know in the back of my mind for a while now I've definitely been thinking that's a possibility Yeah, yeah, you know, in the back of my mind for a while now, I've definitely been thinking that's a possibility. Yeah, yeah, you know, when you purchase a pet,

that's like a 10-year investment. So now you're seeing the results of a decision you made. So yeah, you gotta stick with it, you know? Yeah, stick with Mr. Stinks. Yeah, I think Joe's right. You're gonna keep him? Yeah, keep him. You know, I think I's right. You're gonna keep him? Yeah, keep him.

I, you know, I think I'm gonna try to. And if not, you know, hopefully he finds a good home. Well, I'll definitely find him a good home, dude. I won't let him sweetball take Mr. Stinks. He's on my watch. I mean, what if you, you could also try to find a home to, for Mr. Stinks in the meantime. Like a foster type of deal?

Yeah. Like if your one of your buddies would take him. Yeah, or a friend. Yeah. If a friend would take him for a bit. Yeah, that's not a bad tip. How allergic are your mom and sister? Is it like they'll just like sneeze or something?

So, I don't know. My sister comes by a lot. She also goes to see mass and she's pretty chill with Mr. Stinks. Like, I don't think it would be a problem for her. I don't really know the extent of my mom's allergies, but when she was pregnant with me, my dad had a cat and they had to get rid of the cat because she was so allergic to it. Damn.

So that's that's like sort of the extent of what I also I think your mom has to get over it and take mr. Stinks dude Everyone said that dude, and I'm like it's so hard to go against my mom dude I love anything Amy's the best mom a young man could ever hope for dude, but it's like If he's not a bad father, bother I don't know he's just kind of like walks around licks himself like yeah can we call your mom right now Wow dude that I you know I should have saw that coming probably not let's just

try it we three-way caller nice quick? We'll just literally ask her, hey, would it be okay? Is he doing it? You guys bring up a great point here. Hold on, but before I forget, I wanted to say, because that last caller, dude, he was talking about maybe his own child being born, I think. I don't know, I showed up last second. But I wanted to say that my dad delivered me straight out of my mom's bag.

Whoa! That's sick. Yeah, yeah, right? Legend. That must be why you're so chill. Dude, so yeah dude, if you want- Is your dad a doctor or what happened? You're like catching a foul ball, you're kinda like. Ha ha ha.

If you want your fucking child to adopt an animal behind your back you can deliver him yourself that's cool yeah but uh yeah dude I I don't I don't know if I can I can let you guys talk to my mom right now about this yeah yeah it's true we do have, we do have Marisi the milk master on here. I think you definitely could FaceTime her real quick or three way, but it's up to you. Tell you what, next time you guys do a live pod, dude, I'll have it prepared. All right.

My mom on the phone with me. All right, so let's go. I don't know what she's up to right now. That's just never. Yeah. It could go so well, but it also could go so not well. Don't be afraid to take a chance, brother. But alright, sounds good, man.

Sam, we love ya. Take care of that cat. Yeah, take care of the cat. I know some day you guys will get to talk to my mom. I know JT's really jumping for it. Hey, I'm just interested. I think it'd be a good conversation about responsibility and how we go forward in this compelling incident. Correct.

She's a lovely woman, JT. Hell yeah. Have her send her the phone number for the pod. Just give her the option, you know. She'd be calling Jake. I'll send her the number. I'll be like, hey, the boys want you to just text in. They're going to shoot you a call and they want your take on Mr. Stinks. Yeah. Perfect. All right.

And if we're not recording recording she'd just have a nice conversation with Jake. Or you know yeah you know you guys are all great orfers you know. All right Sam. Yeah dude, I'll tell him. Sam, we gotta go. Unless you want to call your mom. Unless you want to call your mom. All callers should be ready to call their moms with us dude. It's tough. A lot of people don't want to risk the biscuit that way. Can I tell you I'm fully against college kids getting pets. Don't get pets when you're in college. Yeah, you should not get a pet in college. Your roommate Ross got that dog.

It was stupid, and then my roommate, Peter, had to adopt it. He took such bad care of that dog. In hindsight, it was horrendous. And also in college, there's so many opportunities for friends and companionship. It's like, why do you need a pet? Don't you have so many people around you?

There's like thousands of people. You're out all the time. In hindsight, too, I mean, people would have dogs in people around you. There's like thousands of people. You're out all the time. In hindsight too, I mean, people would have dogs in frat houses. Yep, yeah, our buddy. That's gotta be terrifying for the dog. Our buddy did that, he went to Santa Barbara, and his mom came and saw the dog,

and literally was like, I'm taking this dog, and all the bros were like, wait, but look, we kinda like the dog and stuff. I'm taking this dog. She's like, no, you idiots, I'm taking the dog. Yeah. And then they went. Yeah.

And college kids too, like a lot of times, I remember I would see some of it, they just keep their dog in the crate for like, well, and you look back and you're like, Jesus Christ. In college you barely take care of yourself. You don't even do your own fucking laundry. Yeah, I didn't even know what I was doing. It causes a lot of issues with the house,

with your roommates, because then I think sometimes roommates, they notice that, they're like, hey, you're not taking good care of your dog. And then people get sensitive, like, don't tell me how to do things. It can really cause some serious issues. And the real loser's the animal.

Yeah, yeah, and then the person looks badly on them. Like, dude, you're gonna treat a dog like that? Yeah. We treat dogs better than humans, though, in LA. As we should. LA does, LA's like the biggest dog city. Yeah. Yeah.

Dude, we treat those little robots that they put eyes on better than humans. Like I see those robots trying to cross the street in Weehaw and I'm like, I love you. And then I see a human just passed out on the fucking side and I'm like, get a job. Yeah. I think it's because we, and maybe rightfully,

we think dogs are like more innocent than people, but I think people are pretty innocent. Like most people don't mean to be Yeah, yeah, I mean, I think most people are not are nice, you know, we need to feed ourselves And if we're desperate we'll do desperate things But yeah, we should we could definitely be better to each other Yeah, no question about that, but I think it has to be like I see I hear what you're saying We're people like I went and don't you know volunteered at the humane society it's like we should have just gone and volunteered at like the fucking midnight mission or something to help people like but

People could be doing worse sitting in their room. I think I think when you help a doggy, they're so cute You're just like you're the best But if you help a human they're like Bring different to basketball so I didn't like the one you brought They're like a Fiji bitch Humans can talk to We get to human be like come on man, they're like nah Personally give him some money like I helped it like I gave dude like a I bought like this

Lady in and out a burger one time just like an insane looking lady, man And then came up and then literally I saw her walk up and spit all over the soda cooler afterwards and then out Please looked at me and they're like dude now She's a customer you let her like it was like a bad move for me to help like buy that lady a burger It was just kind of crazy. I don't know but it's a one-off. Yeah, no, sometimes you can't always be a good guy. It's hard. Yeah as long as you you know There's a good point though helping help sometimes Helping can backfire. Yeah, and Yeah, or even if you have good intentions it can kind of cause issues which is a tough which is it can be a pickle

yeah, my dad has a funny story his a His brother-in-law used to call him st. Thomas cuz one time my dad was driving home and He saw a homeless guy and he's like all here you can come stay like we have like a Barn that's got like a room in it and stuff come there was my dad was staying at a farm He's like come stay so he brought the guy there and then he just heard screaming in the morning and my aunt was like what the fuck is going on and they had a jugs of wine that they would put out to catch flies and stuff and he was like drunkenly marauding around the house, breaking stuff, scaring the animals.

And my dad came over and was like whoa! He's like, he's like, he's like, Bill, calm down! And then so forever, my aunt's husband just called my dad St. Thomas. That's hilarious. But they say no good deed goes unpunished. Like you do a friend a favor or whatever,

and it's like, you've got a buddy bar your car, he returns it on E or scratches it you know. Also their dogs too can have bad energy. Oh for sure. Dude you're on your own get away from me. Well you could help the dog and the dog could go on pooping places biting people you know having sex with dogs yeah that maybe you know like whatever yeah, but you should still probably Do the good thing yeah Joe would you would you let an AI bot suck you no? Why not? Listen, I saw the Terminator and a lot of the machines doing anything to me then the Terminator the machines don't suck

Would you bone a hot AI robot? Do you think if your wife was like it's cool It's like what do you think that's a good like a black mirror episode like you just invite a robot into your house It's like a this is the robot. No, I don't want to bang metal Be like silicon they're gonna make it feel good. No, they won't it's not gonna feel good There's not gonna be any kind of emotional connection. No dudes are already Yes her dude Did there's a point in their whole lives and a like all their secrets like that data is gonna do the human experience is vulnerable The human experience is being documented. Yeah, dude. Joe that was your this

Joe you want to get sucked by that? No. Come on, bro. No, no, no, I'm not falling for it. Any other topics you wanna bring up? No, I mean, that's pretty much all. I just wanted to talk summertime stuff. I've been thinking about getting into maybe some summertime cocktails this summer. Ooh.

Might become a daiquiri guy. Oh interesting for a little bit Yeah, I mean, you know, I've been straight on the beer train for a while I think it's time to incorporate some of these pool drinks. Mmm with a lot of colors in them umbrellas What do you might have a drink with like two umbrellas in it. Get yourself a Mai Tai. So yeah, Mai Tai. Yeah. Maybe a Julep.

Oh, I love a mint Julep. Yeah, I've never had a Julep. I might want one. You could get a Sex on the Beach. Yeah, Sex on the Beach. Sounds very delicious. What is the best poolside cocktail? A mojito?

Yeah. Or a pina colada? Yeah, for me it's a, for me it'd be a strawberry daiquiri. Ooh. A strawberry daiquiri is pretty nice. Pina colada, I never, my mom loved those. I love them, I love them, I love them.

It's just like, is it like, it's like pineapple and coconut together? Yeah, I don't know, I just didn't like the, The virgin is incredible. Oh yeah. Banana mom, I never heard of that. No, I I don't know. I just didn't like the. The virgin is incredible. Oh yeah. Banana mom, I never heard of that. No, I never heard of that. Does anything beat the margarita though?

Yeah, I was just looking at that. A frozen margarita when it's like a slushy, oh man, yeah that's tough to beat. A frozen margarita. Ooh, it's a great drink. Tequila, yeah bro. Those pool drinks are fun. It's funny. Goodbye a pool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna have a yeah I'm gonna do a Mai Tai or a daiquiri this weekend. That's for sure. It sounds good and Jaeger and a billion beers

Yeah, I might have a fucking few beers on the fourth I know what the hell I'm like 20 Miller light and let us and on the fourth. Probably like 20 milliliter lights. And lights doesn't celebrate the fourth. And then yeah, you gotta go to Newport. Yeah, I'll tell you in a sec. Yeah, go to Newport. Or go to somewhere by the beach. Come up on time Joe, anything else you wanna add?

No, I think that's good. Yeah, we got that summer cocktail talking. No, I think we got that summer cocktail talking No, I think we I think we we got it Oh Yeah, let's promote the next bros before Joe's we're all gonna be there right yeah, July 18th, right? Yeah, me Chad JT Stryker Kevin. Yeah Friday July 18th 8 p.m.

the Comedy Store in the Belly room come on out guys these shows always Sell out it was so much fun last show we had to turn like four or five people away. They couldn't get in Mm-hmm. Yeah, July 18th a couple weeks from now Friday night be there. We're gonna have a fire lineup And then you got to watch the gentle Chodes weeks from now, Friday night. Be there, we're gonna have a fire line up. And then you gotta watch the General Choads. It's our little band that closes out every show. They sing about one thing and one thing only. You'll have to find out what that is. Yeah, there's the Ticket Link now.

We don't have a flyer yet. It's gonna be all of us and then of course we always have some special guests who are yet to be determined. But yeah, Ticket Link is there people. Hell yeah brother, pumped. Yeah. All right well, happy Fourth of July fellas.

Yeah, happy Fourth of July. Happy Fourth guys, celebrate well, be safe out there. Probably just gonna fly a drone by myself in the backyard, watch firework shows through the screen. You wear your tactical glasses when you do that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah my nightshade ones yellow Happy birthday America Happy fourth stokers Shoot some rockets literally and metaphorically. I can see you going deep

Going deep I can't beat, I can't compete You're trying too hard to see