Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 404 - DRAFT - BEST LIFE EXPERIENCES

Episode Date: September 3, 2025

Today we are joined by the OG draft crew, Strider Wilson and Chris parr. We are drafting The Best Life Experiences of all time. From moments in time to experiences that could last for years of childhood, the bros came in loads of stories and bends. We also dive into the first week of college football and talk about the bros fantasy draft. Today we have a LIVE chat voting and we also call Mr.Cream aka Aaron to judge! Let us know who you think won in the comments!  #chadandjt #goingdeepwithchadandjt #draft #mountrushmore We are live streaming a Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour! Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Here is the Total Draft Standings: (s/o HandA on reddit)Chad: 12 wins JT: 13 wins Strider: 15 wins Chris Parr: 11 winsBrad Fuller: 1 win (The Ultimate Champ)Joe Marrese: 1 winKevin Fard: 0 wins  Thanks to our Sponsors:Brotege: The Best Skincare products for bros - get started today for just 10$ Visit https://www.brotege.com/deep HomeChef: The Best Meal Kits! Go to https://www.homechef.com/godeep and get 50% off your first box + free dessert.  BILT REWARDS: Pay your rent with BILT and start earning points towards travel, fitness, restaurants and more! Go to https://www.joinbilt.com/godeep to get started today! Hims: The Best Hair Loss solutions for men. Go to https://www.hims.com/godeep and get started today with an online consult with a professional. PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake Rohret

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I have the Disneyland Half Marathon next week, so. Dude, I've done that. Yeah, you've done it? I did it last year. I did the 10K, so I did the half-half marathon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you see everything. It's cool.

Do they call it a half-half marathon? No, they just call that, they call that the 10-K. Okay, yeah. But it's a half-half marathon. 10-K, yeah, 6.3. Q1. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm excited for that run through the park. Oh, you're going to love it, dude. Is it against all children? Yeah, it's all children. I'm wearing a full buzz light ear outfit. Get one with a fan in there, too. Yeah, we're with the fan of just going to be. So I have to train for it.

That's why I'm tired, because I ran in the heat in a full buzz light ear outfit. Do you want to just show us your eyes and we can tell you? Yeah. I mean, oh. Oh, no, you look bad. No, you look good. No, no. You look like Kevin Koster.

You don't even have bags, dude. Dude, I got bags. No, you got bags on Call of Duty. You don't have bags in real life. No, dude, I got bagged by my own. Dude, what's the last time you guys teabagged a bro? Me. Me.

I remember I came home. But I come home that day. I come home that day and all my brother's friends are in different rooms. And there's like a bad energy in the house. I'm like, what's going on? going to I go into one room and his buddy I'll just say Jay is in there

and he's in the dark and I'm like dude what's going on and he goes I got tea bag and then is this recently no this is he's like

two weeks ago yeah yeah he just in the dark he's like I got to my brother's and I'm like hey what happened he's like

he's like dude it's no big deal whatever he's like trying to change this subject I'm like yeah he's like dude I kept my fingers

under my balls it was no big deal hilarious dude like I stand by that my balls did not touch him how did it feel well I thought it was funny but then he got all mad so it was it was significantly less funny

but he didn't want to be mad at my brother and so he goes he goes like later I'm like dude I'm not even mad at your brother I'm mad at nuch for not stopping it I'm mad at nuch for not stopping it it just sounds good honestly thinking back on it dude Nietzsche's fault. Bad guy?

Yeah, he should have done something. Yeah, like, history changes when good people do nothing. There's always going to be bad actors, but it's really the complicit, true, supposedly peaceful few or many who decide that it's okay. There's a time when they become just as guilty, if not more. I think so. Dude, I put my wiener in your ear that one time. I remember that, yeah.

Yeah, after homecoming. How was that? He was mad and he told everyone I had a really little penis. I said it fit all the way in. Yeah. And so people were coming up to me in. Strudder says you got a little dick I was like I was like you know what

Let's settle this We'll have a dick off after school We'll both pull out And then I never did It never came to fast Because I actually I do have a very small penis Right JT has a good good size I mean you should watch the Netflix show

You learn all about it check it out I really shared that Because it popped up on my feet I was like people should be watching this show I think that time is The ship has sailed Yeah that would be funny But guys watch our show

We need to boost the algorithms so Netflix will hopefully get us the second season. Someone said is season two. I was like, no, but maybe. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guys, this is just your reminder. You're like, you know, trying to get that data up.

It's there, dude. I'm trying to think of a time, because I feel back, because now both stories are about the PARs perpetuating some sort of sexual humiliation on someone. I'm actually, I'm glad that you put your wing away. I'm glad you guys. There must be a time I was on the receiving end of it.

I've lived such a... Robbie pants me one time at football practice when we were in shorts because it was like walk-through day and there were probably like five other teams uh practicing at the time and as he did it he bumped into me and knocked me over so i fell down with my shit around my ankles trying to pull him up but i was on my like elbows and knees uh so it took me a minute that was pretty embarrassing yeah was their chicks there was like there was like i don't think anybody saw anything but there were like hundreds of people like there were multiple sports practicing so there was like cheerleaders track and field was going like it was like

every fall sport was out on the field oh yeah oh that's a great pants yeah it was a really it was a really it was a really good pants like he got me real i looked like it i like my helmet in one hand i'm like scrambling that was uh dude there's nothing funnier than pretty good panting dude did you yeah you hit a good one on our buddy g one time wait i did really caused a whole fist fight. Oh shit. That was bad. Yeah. Our buddy has a very known big cock. What was that? When we lived in San Diego.

So I missed it. He's got a Marisi level penis. Yep. Really good to do it. I thought these ladies needed to see it at a party. I was like, my boy Greg's dick, you got no idea. It was not my time or place to do that. You know, that was wrong in saying that the world needs to see this. But I felt like he's hiding a piece of art. And so

he was chilling and I was talking up my boy's dick to some ladies. And oh, amazing, amazing. And then my boy. You're at the party. He's best to eat you. Holding cord. So what's your major? Sociologist.

Interesting. Well, no anatomy? Okay. Well, speaking of anatomy and physiology, my boy, Greg's cock is massive. You know, there's whale watching in San Diego. You can see a whale of a cock if you want to. Anyway.

Have you seen Greg's cock? Let me show you this fine piece of bar. Anyone need more scotch for Greg's cock? feeling, the enravelling of the cock. But, yeah, I panced him in front of the party. And, of course, he got pissed because, like, he should. And then, yeah, like, he should not. But he choked out another guy.

Yeah, you went after another guy. It's always the other guy. Because he, like, he, like, he, like, laughed hard about it. He was like, ho, ha, ha, oh, and then he got pissed that that guy laughed hard. But there's something in the brain that doesn't go to the perpetrator. It's got to flow down hill. Oh. Dude, I was upstairs in the girl's place.

And then I just hear screaming, they're like, they're like, you got to go outside. They were fighting. You saved them. They were. they were fighting on top of the Land Cruiser like they felt there that's where Greg got pants

too we were all like sitting on the land cruiser listening to music like doing like spectacle stuff and then Strider hit it we all moved on and then they were fist fighting on top of the SUV and I looked out

the window and it was like and I came and they were like you know headlocking each other and stuff moving around like they could have fallen off the car it could have been better

like how did you guys get on top of the car how did you get up there with his big dog that's like James Bond that's true how did he carry all the up there It's like a bit about him.

It's like straight out of a James Bond. It was out of a Bond movie. It was like, uh... More pantsing, more cock. I was always hard to pants because I was already... That's true. You were, you knew it was coming? No, my dick was already...

Oh, he was already... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you wanted to mess with JT, 'd pull his pants back up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. These people can't even see my cock. How am we supposed to party with pants on?

You ever do that again? Yeah. I was thinking, What if my, now that I have children, I have that streaker, Gene, and me, I think my daughter has it. Whoa. And guess she's always taking her diaper off and running around and laughing. Whoa. This sounds crazy.

I'm kind of proud of her. No, dude. If she got suspended from school, she's like, duh, they just, I got to come home. They booted me. You got to come pick me up. I'm like, what did you do? She's like, I just went streaking down the hall. I'm like, you animal, dude.

You pick her out, let's go get pizza. Yeah, you're, dude. Because that's set in the temple. A lot of women have body shame issues. Yeah. Nah, she ain't going to let that happen. Yeah, and she's going to say. Yeah, and she's just mooning people.

Yeah, that's just a great vibe. It's fun. Yeah, you do it all the time. It was hilarious. People love it. Oh, it's the best. Dude, a carpool, you'd see JT and mooning. I'd be like, it's a good day.

Yeah. Oh, man. Thank you guys. Good time for those kind of remembrances. Dude, you moon people in like May when summer's coming? Oh. It is. It's kind of a groundhog day thing. It's like the changing of the seasons.

Dude, that is, isn't that like a ritual at J. Sarah where they're like, like, I still go by. Yeah. There should be a statue. You know, like they have a statue of all the heroes like Kobe's fade away, shack dunking. Yeah. At J. Sarah, the high school, Jesus is just J.T. mooning carpool. Yeah. It's just a car window in an ass. Yeah.

It's a priest and then JT. So you want her naked? No, dude, you totally misunderstand it and he make it into something bad because you haven't lived life, brother. Exactly. Because you live in a little case of fear where everything's about, oh, it could be the worst version of it. How about just living, dog?

Yeah. How about you just get out there, make some mistake, take some risk, and you put it out on the table because that inspires other people and that's what she's going to do. He just pantsed him electronically. Yeah. Oh, dude. The guy, I panced you and you don't even have a dingling to show. Yeah.

You've sheathed it so deep. It's disappeared into your body like bones in the desert. Exactly. And listen to the context we've provided. It's stoke-inducing, dude. It's like right before the last bell, before summer kicks out, it's freaking Alice Cooper's about to hit. And then she streaks and everyone's stoked. Also, there's a closeted kind of protecting women, but actually as a form of misogyny because you don't think women can live liberated and free.

You think that's a problem. You think that's a perversion. I don't think that. That being said, I am a grand protector of women. Dude, absolutely. Every time. Ever touches a woman inappropriately? Yep.

If you see a guy looking at a woman with a side glance, Starbucks, the bank, I walk up to him, sir, find another vestible. Get out of here. You're going to take your ATM card elsewhere, sir. I love that. You know, I consider myself sort of a social sentinel, if you will. When there's a woman out in the wild, out in public,

I'll go to the beach. I'll go to Little League games where no one in my family is there. I have no business there. I'll eat a hot dog and I'll just be a, on pervert watch. You know, I can tell a pervert from a mile away. Good. So, yeah, I just like to let you guys know that I'm out there keeping it safe.

Dude, before we move on from those two, and props to you, have me, I've seen you out there in action. Thank you. Sometimes I'll be driving by a baseball field and I'll see strided with the aviators on, just post it up. 100%. The yellow ones. The yellow aviators.

He's like, I'm protecting women. Yeah, that's what I do. Yeah. What do you guys doing today? You're going to the park, seeing a movie? Busy, protecting women. Sorry. How do the perverts normally react?

Usually I beat their ass I put them in headlocks I'll detain them I'll yell Pervert pervert really at the top of my lungs While speed dialing the police When you detain them where do you put them I put them into my Honda element I have a Honda element it's that toaster

shaped car It's perfect you can hose it out For you get the pervert energy out of the car With ease with a easy simple garden hose And then I lock them in the car Dude that okay so one time I strolled up and I saw Strider sentineling. Strider had some guy in an arm bar, and he broke.

Strider had some perverts arm in an arm bar, and he broke their elbow. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. Broke it. Didn't even take him to the hospital. How did you know it was a pervert? I mean, because Strider had him in an arm bar.

I'm like, anyone Strider's grappling with, I automatically know it's a purve. Perverts can be anyone. Yeah, yeah. Kids. Yeah. you know this kind of I've had to

I've had to wrestle even though the guy in the chat doesn't want to believe you're protecting women a lot of times you have to hurt women

in your Honda element you know what's crazy is this pervert was actually the ump yeah oh umps big time pervert he was like

you're out he did the arm and then boom yeah that's free lunch and the guy was tapping out and he's like nope and then just broke his arm

there's a lot of pervert hot spots out there construction sites classic cat call perverts uh you know outside of a uh any sort of like i said literally game perverts that's why you do can you get rid of pervert teachers though or do you need them because they're the most in touch with art very good question um sort of depends i'll look at the bell curve uh i'll lock up to a pervert teacher and say let me see your test scores let me see the numbers and if the numbers are good then they can stay around but i but i let them know. I've got my eye on you.

You know who's actually my big inspiration? The techno Viking. Do you remember the techno Viking? Oh, yeah. When he, some guy comes up to him and, uh, maybe I'll say it normally, he, like, it's the best video of all time. He's at this dance festival. See the finger? Do you see the finger? That's how, this is how I dress and walk around. You never seen techno Viking? Some guy comes up, some guy comes up and kind of like, what's his story? It's weird to this lady for a second. And then, dude, dude, you got to watch the, can we watch

the whole video? It's so good. and he like enacts justice right here because this guy is like weird these are just like pickpocket this girl it says he's from the 2000 fuck parade in Berlin yeah this guy's a hero dude look at this guy and the music can we do it with the music

you have to hear the music so check it out check it out see this girl dancing innocently yeah she's a nice girl nice lady serves to be protected having a great time yeah just enjoying the beat that is some creep gonna come up and just nothing too fringe he infringes a little bit you'll see here I mean it's definitely some shoot didn't sign up for where's the like this is like a longer unedited original as why oh there he is yeah there okay good good here we go yeah

so this guy's weird pick pocket or just being weird no look look look hey Burburt wrist control what are you doing you perver and then do this is so good he's not done yet wow this is like a spitting image of you this is me this is me on every Saturday at the little league game dude hits him with this send a message brother and then just wait now bro justice has been served everyone can go back to have a nice time and then here's the best part this guy his boy comes up What the hell?

No, look at his minion in the upside down water. Incredible, dude. He's on watch, dude. What? He's on watch, dude. And you look at his satchel on the side. And now, and now just wait, bro. Fuck yeah

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he's got good hand speed oh yeah get this guy on the pot dude this guy's the man that's sick dude and these are former pervert Everyone who's handed him something is a former pervert. He's reformed. You know what I mean?

And now they're serving. Because there is rehabilitation. You know what I mean? No, you're not stuck being a pervert. Once I lock the guys in my haunted element, I talk to him. I think you can change. For sure. So, glad we saw that.

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prescription required see website for full details restrictions and important safety information guys there was a mistake that happened here we're doing a draft it started as we're going to do best life experiences and um then we were like maybe we just call it best first so we switch to that a lot of the picks mutate they could work for both and then I told you Chris we're going to do best first and then you said we've done that and I googled it

and we did we did it a year ago and the picks were great and I'm proud to say some of the picks I had for this one were on that one so I have remained consistent so I think we're going to do best life experience is yeah let's do it all right ready boys for the shooter now here's there's a theory out there before you guys shoot that you two with your brotherly energy and

maybe they have a conversation before we start they always throw the first number same number every time so I'm gonna let you guys look each other you guys are gonna throw the same number right now I'm saying it I'm on the record is saying that I always do the same number and I you know I'm thinking about it could mess I think this time it'll be different because now because you guys do that you have you have severed the drift between brothers that's what I'm trying to do right now one two three shoot oh I told you dude one two three shoot oh you one two three shoot all right rock paper scissors shoot oh I get the number one pick like every time

dude hopefully seven doesn't get beating perverts before you it's one of the best for When you lock your first pervert In your Honda element, it feels so good Dude, the point And then the water hand How good is the upside down water hand? So good And then dude

How have I not seen that before? Oh, it's one of my favorite YouTube old school YouTube videos Oh man Yeah So good Up there with the Yala kid Man, don't you want to go to a rave in Germany

Yes Or Italy? Yes Or do it See Peggy Goo? If I see Peggy Goo live I will goo my pants. What is that?

What is that? Who is that? It's a hot Korean. Hot Korean DJ. You're sounding like a pervert right now. Sorry, sorry, dude. Hold on. What are you doing?

Oh, whoa. You stay away. Hey, come here. Just put me in the arm bar. I do have a great image of Strader just snapping so many arms. And just doing it and they're going, I think your arm's broken. You're going to need a band-aid. Dude, look at Peggy goo.

Look at Peggy. Ooh. Yeah. Shout out. Dude, have you guys seen K-pop demon hunters? No. Sick. What is that?

It's like a musical that's like a big hit. It's a big hit. Is it from, is it just talking about Korean pop or is it? It's a movie. It's an animated movie. Is it from America or from Korea? I think Chili's sisters.

Oh, nice. Oh, really? Dude, she's incredibly talented. Which one is Chili's sister, which? I don't know. Oh, I got to text him. I think, I think where did you said that? I watch it or night.

It's great. Super fun, super fun. All right. I think this is the best. For me, it's the most romantic life experience a human can have. It is absolute freedom. Your whole life, you're growing up, you're kind of stuck. And you're, if you want to get out there into the world, if you want to see stuff, you kind of need other people

to help you along. You need your mom, you need your dad. And then you get older and you're like, oh, you see all these people having fun. You're like, I wish I could go do all that stuff, but you can't. You're just not there yet. And then you're a sophomore in high school and you get your driver's license. Oh, yeah, this is big. And the first time you get behind the wheel of a car and you're like, I can go anywhere. I can do whatever. I can go drive over to a friend's house just say what up then i can go to del taco grab a burger to sit there look out at the streets and think it's awesome i mean it just your world goes from like black and white to color it's just like everything can happen and um for me it's the it's the time i i'm like my life was like this

and now it's now it's as fast as i want to go and you can go fast in a car you shouldn't but yeah It's kind of crazy to put it at 16. It's probably too young. It's, uh, I mean. And you control the music. Exploring the world. Did my, I remember, this is before I could drive. What's that?

You become an explorer. This is before I could drive. But my mom moved into this new place, a condo complex. And, uh, there was an AMPM up the street. Got my boy, cruised up to AMPM, got some soft serve, hit the pool. what more do you need what do you need nothing dude nothing dude that's a perfect day

yeah when you first drive to school the first time you're like where am I gonna park dude yeah park shit dude you get to decide what's on the radio yeah yeah you're right you're driving dude yeah it's your rules I remember one time I was given two friends a ride home and one of them was a chick

and I was trying to be all cool because I had my license I was like oh you guys ride home don't worry blast oasis way too loud and finally in the back seat she was like hey can you can you turn that music down I was like oh yeah sorry sorry felt very uncool

but it was definitely too loud for too long but you had girls in the car had a chick one she had a boyfriend but that's cool I don't need that never even bother just having girls in your car and you're playing music and you're driving dude is everybody singing along dude we were leaving Salt Creek being like

dude are we going to Aisberger or whatever and a couple girls coming to your car you're like take you wherever you guys want to go you go to plan parenthood i'll drive dude i don't give a shit you need to go to your boyfriend's house i'll drop you off i'll wait outside dude whatever we were leaving summer school after summer year and some one of our friends is a girl gave us a give me and two of her friends with three chicks and me in a car a ride to salt creek we're just bumping ashley simpson having a ball i'm dancing it's just all good vibes we pull up to a red light

an electrician in the car next me just gave me the finger amazing some guy who just been crushed my life did he was jealous he should have given you a this dude he should have been like

live it brother I was like no dude it's all you man but dude there was another time a gentleman in the blue collar industry who was a plumber at the gas station saw you probably a 35 year old man

JT was a 17 year old high school kid at the time goes you JT par oh holy shit dude Jay Tee, what's about to happen right now? And he goes, sick party. Sorry about the blood in your pool. Beat some guy's ass.

He did. He was on the right side. It's incredible. Bought a couple lotto scratchers and left, dude. And I'm pretty sure you bought a tall boy and bounced. Sorry, I had to beat that guy's that. Yeah, but dude, to respect, man. It'd be a grown man and say thank you to a 16 year old.

JT. He goes, just respect. Dude, I can't imagine going to a party. Beating someone at a high school party. beat someone's house. He'd say, thank you. Well, it was his kid's enemy. Why is this guy at the high school party?

He showed up, I guess. He showed up the plumber, dude. Some guy was beating up his kid. He showed up and beat up the kid. He's friends with my dad. He's my dad's friend. Sorry, I had to fuck up all those high school. Yeah, I thought of that is.

kids were hitting me with math and science questions I got pissed off dude at the elbow how to break his nose oh man I'll leave you with one quote from Jean Badreillard

Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia Everything is to be discovered Everything to be obliterated Hell yeah Relaxed dude No driving's sick It is so nice

you space out behind the wheel, you know, and then you just get where you're at. It's like, oh, look at that. You're just on autopilot. You're just, you're flowing. There's a more a comic quote about that. I'm kidding. Yeah, that reminds me of a sonnet that I like. All right.

Chad, you're up. Number two, I mean, you know, when you look back on life, you're like, man, what a great experience. And, you know, I just got to, I think it's boning your soulmate. Oh, well, good verbiage to you. And here's the thing is like, you know, there's obviously your true soulmate and like boning your soulmate for the first time. You're like, wow, this is a cosmic connection. But I think it can also apply to like, you know, when you're younger and you think it's your soulmate and maybe later they rip your heart out. But that boning experience is still like next level.

For sure. So like the first love that transforms you. Yeah. Better to have loved and lost than never loved at all. all yeah so i think it's just like boning you know a soulmate that's beautifully said that's great um i mean what else what can i say about i mean you know it's dude i mean if i mean if you want me to get graphic on it you know when they first kind of like when they first bend over and you spot that b-hole and you're like what up oh yeah you just give it a little salute um you'll you'll

sometimes when you're boning when you're about to do excuse me doggy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll sort of pledge allegiance to the behole for a second. Oh, dude. A hundred. A pledge allegiance to the behole of this United States. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, imagine you're a proud American, but the flag's been hidden from you for 18 years. And you've been on this never-ending search to find it and give it its respect. Yeah. And then one day you find the person who has it. Oh, that's what it's like. Dude, wait, I can't have described it any better. This should be your pick. No, I've just, I've, I had sex to you. Um, and

And dude, the next day after, you know, after you, it's like, let's say you're in college, you have a hot bone session and you see all your boys, but you're still with her. You're like, yeah, we're just going to go get a bagel. Yeah, for sure. Like that guy we talk about, you got your arm around her and you're just, you're posted. Oh, you're just like this. Hey, dude, we're going to do this? You kind of have to hit him with like a, nah, man, I'm going to have to catch up with you guys later. We're going to do the thing that we all.

It's all good. Life's going pretty good for me. I got to hang out with my chicks You should have bet on chat And that's so much why Because you're so mellow, dude Because you just had such a good bone sush You got your soulmate with you

And that's why the boys take it as such disregard Because they're coming at you with nothing But like, dude we'll play video games And we'll hang out and we'll do this And you kind of just have to hit him with that Big Brother like Nah And you don't mean it

You're like you know of those things Yeah you're like I'm better than that now And I'm better than you Because I have a girlfriend That juvenile energy could cost me a little punani. Yeah.

I don't want her to think I'm like a kid, dude. I'm only 16. I mean, I'm 16 now. I can drive. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And you're also, you kind of have this energy of like life complete. Like, sorry, you're still on your quest, but I'm good. Honestly, if a nuke, if a nuke dropped, if anyone was like, if you heard the large, like,

noon, nuke coming, you'd be like, it's all good. Yeah. Whatever, I'm just going to sit here. Let me run. Probably chill. My maturity, I've understood now that you can't outrun a nuclear blast, too, because you're kind of betting to you that it's probably not going to be a nuclear blast, and then in the aftermath of that, everyone who ran is going to look like a little scared boy. Right, and you were just... But you're like, you guys were freaking out.

He doesn't run it all around, then. Meanwhile, I was just getting a refill, dude. Dude, you were hilarious, bro. When you guys heard that nuclear alarm, you guys were so funny, dude. Oh, yeah, and then you were all like, what do we do? Yeah, you especially, you're like, oh, no, dude, it's a nude. It's funny, dude. Order you got, order my eggs you guys style all scrambling, dude.

Yeah, I know, right. Dude, when you hear those air sirens, they're like, what do we do? We're just going to post up, watch seven. That was my thing. I had just ordered it on prime, dude, four bones. I'm like, I'm not about to, if I'm going, I'm going. Yeah, that's a hundred percent. Kind of what I'm into these days on the weekend is,

like to watch her thriller and then fuck so it's kind of what I like to do dude oh yeah for sure six cents the most set up I ever had it dude I had Sydney I had her doggy on the couch bro whoa watching seven and I'm giving her back shots

and dude she's quefin bro I'm feeling it big bro and then I just put my two footer on her back and charred up dude oh dude took the father's rip on what's in the box Did you at least have a joint close by so you could hit that? I had my chief joint in my mouth while I was ripping the beating.

Oh, dude. Wait, you mean to tell me that you had Sidney posted up on the couch? You're hitting back shots and a bong piece right on her. Bro, all squared up on her like she was my table. How do you watch seven, dude? He told me he don't do it. I inhaled his fat bong load right. Oh, he snapped at that.

I can literally hear the air come out of her And then I went down and just blew You had to re-inflate, dude I blew all my puffed Straight into her gas, dude She was queffing while he did this No, I don't want to brag though That's what hell of it

Yeah, that's a pretty nice setup Dude, were you in one of those rooms Dude, were you in your Cause you got a good setup for his This guy's sex tray It's a pretty good setup You have one of those rooms where it's like All the black light

Then you have those like astronomy you had the universe on the wall dude for real yeah I do the light show it was so epic dude can you change my number one pick to uh in back shots on Sydney when she's posted up on the couch

and I got my bong on top of her and I'm ripping a fat load yeah and dude Jake better clip that one to the kids now yeah make sure to include the word gash that got me big time oh god that's so hard

dude dude okay here's yeah I'm gonna add to my life experience here boning your soulmate but you bone during the party the party's not over yet so you come you reemerge oh you know the reemerge

and you just come out and you're just like your shirt's still off you're buttoning up I like that buttoning it up you're going slow bro you walk out what are you guys getting up to you playing some BP the boys are like too what you get up to you're like bro fucking Mel

was scratching this shit out of my back in there dude yeah you're all flustered I don't know can't find my snake food have you seen it I need to feed my snake young guys talk about how much chicks want it dude she's just tearing at my back bro yeah going nuts

and I was like babe I gotta go to work at the movie theater she's like no come on fuck me one more time I was like all right oh man it's so sick all right who's next are you gonna top that dude I'm just going chalk I'm going

birth of a child Damn it, dude Damn it, bro. I was going to take birth experience. Dude, not to hate on your pick, but could that happen if you didn't have a driver's license

and or bone your soulmate? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it is a third pick. You know, in my defense, if I was picking earlier. For you sure. How was that experience for you? I don't know if we ever really talked about it in detail.

I don't know if we did. Well, it was, Becca did a C-section. it was they were in and out I peaked over the thing a couple times it's like whoa crazy but it's still sick and then they're like it's like hey

we're going to do a C-section it's like all right cool and then like 25 minutes later like here's your baby you want to hold her I'm like sweet it was the funny part about that was that like there were multiple I just mentioned this

is like there were like three different conversations going on like everyone was so chill like the nurses over here talking doc's you know oh yeah I've been meaning to try that place. They're having like the most basic like water cooler conversation. Yeah. But like

they just had my wife open and we're like pulling a baby out. Wow. It's pretty amazing. But yeah and then you just get to hold them you know like the pictures from that. I remember I mean it wasn't that long ago but like it was just so sick dude. Just hold the little baby and just she's adorable too. Oh thank you and it's just like you just like we're just sitting in the room afterwards and it's just

like yeah look yeah yeah. This is a freaking baby. Yeah. That's amazing. That's awesome. Also, some friends had some kids this week. Really? Oh, yeah.

He had a kid. Really? The day after Ross and Deanna, Dian. Wow. You didn't know that? Yeah. That's awesome. So it's also top of mind.

Congrats to the dude. Is that a thing good? Rowan is her name? I'm going to hang out with the family that has a kid named Rowan today. Oh, nice. He's a great kid. Dude. What about, like, having a kid at the party?

And then you reemerged. You're like, sorry, dudes. I was busy. Dude, so how to deliver Jenny's kid, bro? Dude, she drags me into the other room, right? She's grabbing me by his shirt. I'm like, what? What is?

We kiss a little bit? She's like, dude, I'm literally... My water broke. You need to deliver this. Yeah. I'm ready to go. I can feel myself dilated. Like, you need to deliver this baby right now.

She's like, stop calling me, dude. I'm a doula now, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. dude that's so sick you rip a fat bee rip and then you just birth a child yo has anyone seen the scissors

or need to cut this umbilical cord yeah for sure well I'll hit that real quick thanks dude keep that away from the baby though yeah so then he just says to eat the smoke yeah just snap a fat bowl dude can't breathe on the kid dude

so I just gotta hold it in so sick damn that's sick dude what if I sniped you right here and just took being born dude are you welcome to earth dude you kind of just chill

you show up start living so sick so chill right here dude fuck dude you snipe that I don't know what I'm taking just overall experiences dude I mean you guys definitely took the top three I mean you guys took the top three just good ass things

dude you know these are just good ass things oh man I've got one No, yeah. Because like the thing is you knew or you were going to have to pick at least one. I was really banking on getting the birth experience.

You did. There's really bolstering my list. I have one right here. Okay, dude, I'm going to have to go a totally huge different direction, dude. Now, in this list, dude, in this list, I necessarily don't have to have done it. I think I might go with you guys are going to hate this pick

I'm going to take that second for my first pick I'm going to take and this is a double-edged sword and people might say this is overall a bad experience but your penis gets bigger during this experience

I'm going to go with your growth spurt dude when you get muscles and your body changes and develops whoa how is that a moment well you it has to be like a single moment well

look as we've been having otherwise nice time up until right now I'd like to keep that going if we can so it's like yeah I guess it's a period of time and you can finally jizz maybe that moment when you've like

puberty when you're puberty when you're in a gross spurt so I can relate to this one but your wiener got bigger is it that moment is it that moment where people are like Like, whoa, Strider, you're a man now.

Is that what you're talking about? Yes. Yes, it is, Chad. Let's let you rip on it. A thousand percent, dude. I didn't give you great energy on it. Dude, my next pick is going to space, dude. How sick is that, dude?

You go to the fucking space. I think that he says master not. I think that's a good pick. I do think it's a good pick. It's solid. Grossport's a good pick. Grossport. Also, like, puberty, like,

It kind of makes... Poobery is a better way to say it, I think. I just hate the word puberty so much. I just hate it. It's bad marketing. It has pub in it. And it smells. You like your, you know, you're fucking like, you know, you're...

No, gross bird's good. That is true. But I'm like, you know, you fucking, your bodies, you're becoming you. Like, you're a little bitch until that time. And then you fucking hit your gross per. You're like, I can dunk now for some people. It's a good, it's a good feeling. I remember when I was, I was cranking.

to my brother's, this is back in the day, his Playboy magazine, dude, I used to just look at it. And then when I hit puberty, I was like, there's a lot more fun now. So that was nice, dude. That was the first time I entered the drill factory, so that was nice. Dude, and then, you know, sexual awakening?

Yeah, yeah, exactly. So that's very chill. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's a double-edged sword because it comes with a lot of stuff that sucks. No, it's right of passage. Yeah, you got to, you got to, you got to, you be born a man yeah that's kind you know what that's the language i'd like can i yeah gross being a man dude and you know women experience this too i like i think gross bird's gonna resonate

with people it is a great feeling i remember that mine was late so you know i was like a junior in high school and the people are like well you finally grown i'm like yes let's go because i was like five feet tall people are like dude what is going on with you and i was like i don't know yeah it's not something you can control too much no i never grew enough in a short enough amount of time to call it a gross spurt. Right. You just gradual.

It was gradual to five, eight. I was kind of gradual. I was kind of, I was like, mean. Yeah, you're always tall since I've known. And then, and then, actually, I guess middle school, like, I was a freshman in high school, I was six three, and I'm still six three. You were six three as a freshman? Yeah.

I came in at this high. Dave, did you think you were going to be like six, seven at one point? The coaches didn't. I knew I wasn't, because I saw my family, like, my parents weren't that tall. I was like, and they're like, no, you're the center. you're gonna grow I'm like dude I'm probably not like teach me some ball skills wait how much did you how much hair I have on my back

probably 150 pounds you looked exactly the same yeah I don't think you've changed much dude there's some funny videos of Brooks and I doing a Spanish video in my freshman year and like you see me walking I look so awkward I look like a deer it's so funny dude Brooks looks chill as fuck

Brooks is cool as fuck he looks chill pretty sure he had a cigarette speaking fluent Spanish for number two now I'm cooking this should have been my number one it was a good one it just it was weird I had to find it

look I want to have a nice time I appreciate you guys you guys really made it come together you got to do prep look I did prep I did prep I'm going with

guys this kind of goes in line with having your gross although this sensation comes a little bit earlier but dude everyone remembers this

your first crush so I remember mine in like grade school being like oh dude I remember being like dude I'm gonna go to the beach I'm gonna run into my crush she's so cool so just that feeling of like having a crush yeah and being like oh man you know girls like you know what they put the guy's name on the binder or whatever me like you know you that cool you that didn't you get those little butterflies in your tummy makes you feel alive if they talk to you you're like oh immediately head down other way dude okay okay okay okay Okay, the end of school, like summer's beginning, they sign your yearbook.

Like, what are they going to say in my yearbook? And they're like, have a great summer and you're like, oh. And then you'd get a hug from them. You're like, oh, I remember I had a crush too. I'd be like driving. We'd be driving through it like a. Oh, are you serious? I took that.

You're amazing, bro. I didn't even know it. Oh, dude, you're a romantic. It's hilarious. Dude, when he driving past a field and I'd be like, you know, pretty soon. me and her are going to be in that field just making out. Oh, dude, so nice. I remember, so I did ask, I was smart,

I strategically planned this in sixth grade. I had a crush, first crush that I had all the way from fourth grade. Actually, my very first crush was probably in third grade, but this was the first crush I talked to, and I said, hey, do you want a date? And it was the last day of school, so I hedged my bet smart gamesmanship. If she said no, everyone would have somewhere to forget about it, dude.

whatever. Very smart. She said yes. She said yes. And then funny, someone else told me a quote where she said later like, you know how it was like the cool girl

like from American Pie like the cool girl. I forget that character's name but like. Tasha Leanne's character. Yes. We had a girl like that and her name was Tessa

in middle school and she's like, you know, Danielle doesn't like you but she said she could learn to and I was like, cool. That she was nice and I think, like, she was just, women are more emotionally intelligent than men. I think she was emotionally intelligent and saw, it was being very nice, saying yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I called her on the phone one time. We talked. I was like, so what's up? Because, like, you got to call your girlfriend on the phone. Called on the phone. Had a call. I was like, that sucked.

Never called her again the rest of summer. Yeah, it can be rough. Well, yeah, because a girl can say yes to you. And then you're like, we're not actually. That happened to me with a, I asked her out. She said, yes. I thought we were dating for, like, four months. Then I, like, broke up with her.

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Make sure to use our URL so they know we sent you. Guys, let's get back to the show. Is it me? You're up, dude. Dude. You know when it's a party and you're just crushing and all eyes are on you and you know that you're just the center of attention and everything you touch turns to gold? Oh, well said. Is that not one of the best life experiences being the life of the party?

Oh, dude. Let's go. That's a good big. Wow. Just in the zone. It's like a dumb and dumber. you know, when he has a dream sequence where he lights his fart on fire

and he does like the Peanuts thing or like they're just laughing at every like when you just, when you can just do no wrong you're just like, you just know every idea that comes in and you're like, oh, that's perfect bang and then everyone,

ha ha ha, yeah, whew! Does everyone just loving it? Oh, it's just such a nice feeling where you just feel eyes on you. You know what I mean? And you just feel 10 feet tall and like you're fucking glowing because you're just like, dude,

I'm on fire, I know it, they know it, everyone's loving it. It's just so fun. Clip it. Yeah, dude, the next day when you're like hung over, but you're just so stoked and people are, like, man, what a great night now. Dude, that was such a good night.

Dude, that could be a pig. Yeah, just being hung over, reflecting on a great night. That is a really cool. Oh, dude, Chris, you were on fire last night. Dude, when you did that, you were on tired, then you did that spin move, dude, I was dying. That was amazing. Yeah, yeah.

Dude, you can be dancing in front of people at like a bar or club, and you can feel there's a moment and you can't get it all the time and sometimes if you're trying it sucks but dude there's a moment where you can feel like you're almost orchestrating the whole place you're like I got the sticks right now

yeah this is my band like let's go and everyone's like oh yeah it's so amazing and you could do it at all ages you know like you'd be the life of the party you know at 5 or 60 you know like it's just like

you're just on fire there's different vibes There's different ones, you know what I mean? Like, there's different ways to do it, you know? Reggie and Dustin were P.A. is on Blackish, and they took me to the rap party. And dude, dance circle, me in the middle. When you're in the middle of the dance circle and it's a black party, you feel very honored. Yeah.

And it was me versus, like, the nine-year-old actor kid from the show. Nice. And we went toe-to-to-to for a whole song. Right. You can also share in it. You can totally share it. It can be more than one person. We elevated each other.

It's like and then it just It's just so fun It's one of the best feelings I'm trying to think the last time I had it It's probably been a minute I need house parties bad I know It's house parties the perfect

Last time JT had it He went down a slide And broke a glass Oh yeah But I was on fire before that But sometimes you get too close to the sun That's sometimes the only way It's the Icarus

You know that's the game you're playing dude Something has to break for it to end Being on fire Someone has to cry or break or When you're throwing the football in the house When do you stop? Something breaks Yeah

I mean you come When you're like Oh yeah You know like you really It's oh oh okay Let's take a break Let's take a break I see it with my kids

They'll be wrestling I'm like you guys are having fun But you keep escalating Someone's gonna hurt their noggin And then it's gonna be game over We're all just children That's such a good call Does a great pick Chris

Very creative Very red on the morning The dance circle dude I love that I don't like dance circles but, you know, if I find myself in the middle of one, it's still nice. Yeah, you've got to rip a move. You got to have your go-to.

You know, it can slow down the party overall. It's just sometimes it's too much watching and not enough dancer. For sure. Yeah. I would sacrifice every, like, being in the middle of any dance circle, even if I'm crushing it, for like, if it means the 10 people that are watching are dancing. I do agree. That's better.

It's better for everyone to be dancing. You're a clip machine today, dude. I'm hung over. Chad, you're a. Um, all right. I got to go with this because this is one of my favorite memories. This is a time in your life. I mean, it's kind of, we've kind of, it's a time in your life when you're transitioning kind of into an adult.

But you're celebrating all of it. I'm talking high school graduation parties. I don't know about you guys. Even just high school parties, dude. You just put that. All of them. But, but, but, yeah, sorry, cook, sorry. Don't help him.

Well, high school graduation party is like, it's that moment where, for me, it was like, all right, T.J.'s having a party. Taylor's parents are having a party. And then Dave's having a party. And you go to all three parties over the course of the whole weekend. And, you know, you're confessing love that, you know, you're confessing love to people. you're just boozing you're like i'm now an adult i can do beer bongs and and you're you know you set up tents and you bone in the tents and you're just going hog wild and my voice just crack shirt off the whole time um yeah yeah it just the graduation summer you're like let's go hog wild

let's go let's go everyone celebrating you in the future's ahead of you yeah just Dad, shake your hand, well done. Yeah, good work. And you're like, I didn't do, I got a C minus in Spanish. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. And great, good work. Your whole life's ahead of you. Yeah.

You know, that's true. That whole summer, dude, that June, you're just like, let's fucking go. Dude, June gloom, more like June, boom. Yeah, like, where are you going, Princeton? And you're like, Chico State. More or less. Maybe I'll finish there Maybe I'll transfer in after I go to Southback

Community college is actually not a bad route Save a little bit of money It's where you finish, not where you start So what would you say is the differentiator Between a high school graduation party And a college graduation party When I think a high school graduation party I'm thinking like parents are there

And it's a bit tame and a bit in a bit You know maybe even not stuffy But you know it's just like Oh really? Well no it's not like it's just because like parents are there It might be during the afternoon But what do you? Why do you like the high school one more?

At the high school one, it was buck wild. It wasn't tame. It was like, maybe for me because I went to a boarding school and you couldn't, if you drank at the school, if you got coffee, drug or alcohol once you're out. So we were kind of, we were contained. We were like. They let you out. Yeah, we were like let out and we were free.

Like that pressure of getting kicked out so easily. That was released. And we were in Connecticut. so you just go into the fields of Connecticut and you're just like it's kind of like that free you're a free man and you just you know you just go buck wild and I think

the difference with college graduation parties we did go crazy but there's a sadness to them because like now you're like now I have to be responsible right so the high school one the world's opening up yeah but you still have the world's kind of closing down yeah you're like

I can't go too hard because now I have to work right Right. And, like, high school was like, oh, I get to, like, go party for four years. Yes. And this is just... I'm just kicking it off.

The first partying that I'm doing. Yeah. Good point. And in my graduations, the parents would start there. They'd bring on the alcohol. Yeah. And then the kids would finish it, like, once they left. Yeah.

I think of, like, what's, like, the dopest graduation party I went to, but... I mean, you guys had sick parties throughout. We had tons of great ones. No, I'm thinking, like, graduation, specific. Like, we did party a lot that. summer that summer was awesome because you're saying the the summer after i graduate high school like clinton wesling had a great though that was it great was that one of you were holding trevor no that was later that was college that was college but no the high school one was sick dude oh was that when

his french dude came yeah axel great guy he was a jacked french guy he was a cool dude yeah yeah i liked him um i grinded with a a girl we know for like three or four straight songs Brick dancing can be a great pick on here, bro. Just, what a time to be alive, dude. Oh, dude. So locked in, dude. Yeah. And then, um, just hoping not to pop wood so it doesn't hurt.

Emily Winkle had a good graduation party upstairs and had tannins. And then, dude, me, force him in Brooks. This is good. And howie's afterwards. Little computer game place, dude. We're just like two in the morning, just sort of ripped, just playing battlefield. Were you more friends with your brother's friends? Or were you, did you have, like, a.

solid group no i had a saw uh my crew was solid yeah no no i know you had friends but i was like it was intermixed i didn't know super intermixed but i just i just don't think we ended up we drank a lot that summer my parents were gone like the entire summer so he's like we drank a lot but um i don't remember the one i don't remember getting fucked up is gonna be my next pick i should have put that on there just getting fucked up it's awesome all right my next two picks are highly inspired you know i'm adjusting on the fly because I've been so moved by a lot of what you guys are saying. For my next one, I really do think this is a peak experience. I've talked about it a lot, grinding. This is great,

yeah. Dancing, grinding with a female dancing. I've had so many magical experiences because it's a romantic dance. And even if it leads to nothing, even if you don't know each other before or after you share something that is like this mutual connection that takes, like this nonverbal um conversation and you move together and like each time you move in sync and you move like how the other person wants you to you're building this beautiful trust and um i remember specifically at jason panco's wedding in georgia we went to that place afterwards the electric cowboy and i was just ripping on like 200 milligrams of adderall and there was a beautiful blonde woman there and i just came up and i was like do you want to dance and she was like now

feeling yeah she's like maybe later later we found each other on the dance for it and we just danced together for like four or five songs including a slow song I remember she had her face on my uh shirt and her makeup was there afterwards the you never washed it I never watched it framed that thing yeah it's straight Ennis from broke back and then um he framed it's like a football jersey on his wall too and I never asked her number I didn't ask her to come home we just danced for like four or five songs and she was psyched on it I remember she said some nice things afterwards to my buddies about it. And I felt like such a gentleman.

I felt, you know what I felt like? I felt like a prince. And when you really dance good, you can be a dirty dog or you can be a prince. There's a lot of space in there. That's the thing. It's a language. You're speaking it. She's going to lead.

You know what I mean? You're just your following. You know what I mean? And it's what do my shoulders look like when I approach? Am I too into it? Am I too intense? It's like, no, bueno. So, you know, you come and laid back, but with enough.

to give it that polarity it's so funny you gotta have that it's so funny you gotta have that it's so funny to like rub like your privates on another person's privates but like and you haven't spoken to each other like it's like you met on the dance floor it you grind and then you just like you go your separate ways in Vegas it was at that club right where like the Bellagio is down there whatever uh I forget what it's called but um I was grinding with this girl

then finals let's go get a drink she's German right luckily she spoke some English I was like whoa he'd had no idea you were like donka yeah oh yeah I said donka thank you yeah I did

do an impression do you remember when we were with oh oh the sisters yeah when we were in Kava when we were like 19 and we were hitting on these girls and like two of them were like they were sisters and I guess their dad

had dated someone foreign there was like two cute American girls and then the sister was pretty too but she was, like, huge and had a deep foreign accident. Dude, she was basically like, uh, who's the big, she was like the boss from Oklahoma. Like, she looked like that guy. And then, uh, it was like her two cute sisters. And then she was there.

She was like, we're all sisters. And we're like, dude, no, she's like, all right, we will come back to you. We will get shared a cab back to your place. But I'll keep an eye on my sisters. And, and then like, I wasn't like, hook up with the girls or other buddies. So, like, I was there to hang out with her or whatever and just talk to her.

a ton dude and just really got her voice now she's like so where are you guys from we're from Colorado we've been living there a long time it's unbelievable are you going to buy my sisters a shot or not two tequila I will take scotch

scotch with a lime that's my drink you will respect my sisters um dude is unreal that's cool I put grinding with Yeah, I leave it grinding with a female

But say unless you're gay That's a good call Because you need to have that sexual pulse to it And you Why owe you Apostrophe R.E You're gay Um

Yeah There it is There it is Yeah, what does the other one mean that you, like, have a gay person? I mean, I guess the other one is like, unless you're, dude, unless you're gay, but yeah, um, that's right. Okay, dude, this is one of my favorite life experiences.

I've been really lucky in my life. I've got to experience it a lot. And I hope it for every person. We've talked about a lot of things around sex. What's the other most exciting thing in the world? A fight. but the awful part about a fight is that someone has to win

and someone has to lose and it's really humiliating for the person who loses and oftentimes they you know need medical attention and stuff it's no good but I wanted something in that space so my next pick is

breaking up a fight this is a terrible pick I understand why you were scared to do guys come on seriously guys guys guys Damn it. I have my favorite. My favorite, me and Caleb broke up a fight one time.

Two guys were jawing at each other at a tailgate, and we were at a tailgate next door. And without, we're both drunk, and without even saying a word, we both went on opposite sides, and they're like, both in each other. So it's like, come on, you fucking, and me and Caleb went in between them

and started yelling at each other and getting in each other's face. just like, oh, fuck. And then the guys didn't know what to do and just backed away from each other and walked away, and that's how we settled. That's how we broke up the fight. Dude, you should just put winning a fight. I think we could change that

to winning a fight for you. Yeah. No, I think I got to stick with my shit. Dalton says no one ever wins a fight. Beating up a, beating up someone. No, because, yeah, I don't want to. kicking the shit out of someone littler than you, dude.

Just finding a littler dude. But getting in a bar fight, but everyone, you know, But no hospital visits. Yeah. No, I'm going to breaking up a fight. I've had some really, guys, some experiences I really call back on where I've been able to split it up and be like... You know, you broke up that fight on top of the range road or the Landgrazer?

You broke up that fight with Deadpool and the other guy in Hollywood. Oh, dude, yeah. That was when Trump first got elected and this Deadpool was going to fight for Trumpers. And I got in the middle. I had tears in my eyes. I was like, don't beat him up. Like the guy dressed his Deadpool? Yeah.

In the video, we labeled him. him the resistance. Yeah, yeah. So it was like a Trump rally or something. And Deadpool was just doing this thing on Hollywood Boulevard, you know, trying to get photographs. And then these guys were like yelling Trump. And he's like, I vote for Hillary.

Fuck you. And then he started fighting. It was pretty sick. It was wild. It was a harbinger of the cultural climate to come. But yeah, I think those, there was also the one, it is nice. But like, that is like a good feeling of like. You know, like, you've said it's a piece, dude.

Pulling someone off of someone and be like, relax. Dude, you should have taken Nobel Peace Prize as your pick, dude. There was one fire. If I had experienced it, I would have picked it. Do you have to experience it? That's what I want to do with my list because my next picks is going to be pulling off a bank heist. I wanted me to be achievable for your shirt. I mean, look, it was a bad pick.

No, no, dude, your list is on fire. This is benevolent. It's good. You still sort of get the rush of a fight. That's a nice part about it is that you can come in Shut the fuck up Stick back

What about What about that time You broke me and dad up Have you done that? I never been in a When mom was like When mom was like Two stuff for get in here

Break up these animals And then you separate It's like Yeah but Cut it out We're family I think the moment When you break up a fight

And you get to be like Say something You're like Oh look Like when you did it Because then you're in charge You're the boss when you break up the fight, you know what I mean?

You've decided, like, you guys were trying to fight. Well, I decided you're not allowed to. There is, it is very powerful in that regard, but also like, I don't know, it wasn't like a fun experience because like my family was fighting. Yeah, no, like it's better with like strangers, you know what I mean? Because then you're just like, yeah, you're just like a benevolent God who just came in and, you know, saved people and then, all right, I'm out of here. We were outside the brig one time and I'd been grinding with one of our friends, sweetheart of a girl.

I know it wasn't going to go beyond that. She's a very good dancer. I might have had some sexual frustration in general on it. And then we go outside and like four guys are like wailing on this guy in the ground. I'm like, oh my God, I run in. I break it up. I'm like, guys, get off him. They didn't even fight me back much.

I was like, come on, come on, get off. I picked the guy up. And then he starts swinging on me. That's what always happens. The guy who breaks it up always starts. The guy I was helping. He started swinging on me. Yeah, so then all five of us jumped on that guy.

No, no. The guys were like this. The guys went, the guys who were hitting him. They were like, he hit a girl. and then he kept swing and then I let go and just let life happen and they came back and stormed

and they just killed him dude still you know violence it's always good to stop violence that's true we have a funny photo of the girl I was grinding with yelling at me afterwards and I have like the guy's blood on my shirt

and my head's down and she's like she's going like this and I'm like whatever I had you know the male energy we're like oh you're like look I had to be retarded.

All right. Part of my life is being retarded sometimes. You wouldn't understand. You wouldn't understand. If I'm not retarded half the time, I'm not alive. I have to get these things out of my system. Dude, I had the best free grinding experience in Notre Dame. Oh, yeah.

I watched it. It was excellent. It was just excellent. Yeah, I don't you wish you could see video of us grinding? Yes. No way. I do not want to see my face. Oh, my face must have been.

When like a lady decides like really grind into you and I'm going to go, oh. I don't want to see how dorky I look doing it. I prefer to just think back on it and be like, I was crushing it. Yeah. You always think you're making this face like, but you look back and you're like, all right. Chad, you're up. All right. I killed our momentum.

No, you didn't. I did. Gross birthday. There's some stuff on here. But I think, you know, this, I think this is something you got to go with because this is, you know, this is kind of a, um, this is a moment I think every young man yearns for. It's having your dad say he's proud of you. Oh, nice. Oh, very nice. Hasn't happened yet. No, no. Oh, okay. Might never, dude. Might never, might never. Might never. But I imagine it would be pretty sick. Hell yeah.

Having your dad say you're proud of, and Jake left it blank, just one of your boys. So it hasn't happened yet. What do you imagine the circumstances will be when it does happen? He'd see me grinding on a chick and he's like, I'm proud of you. Oh, yeah. Also, yeah, maybe you got to get him outside of his comfort zone, bring him into a different world. Maybe one that he wants to be in, but he doesn't know how to engage with. I think on my wedding, like, on my wedding, I think I have to, you know, they're like,

it's the bride and groom's first dance. We just start grinding. And I look over to my dad and he's like, I'm proud of you. Dude, that's going to be so nice. Yeah. You're just grabbing your ankles in front of your wife and then you look up and then you see your dad. Picking like an eight-minute song to freak to your first dance would be such a peony problem. Yeah.

Is it not allowed to ask your dad to say he's proud of you? Like, no one ever does that, right? I think people would say are you proud man I don't like this pick it's no fun no no but this is real man it's real you can't ask someone to say you're proud of it I felt vulnerable for you when you picked it in a hard way you can be like are you you're like are you proud of me no I think it's like a character in a movie that dies it might be cool I should I should try this with my dad my dad's going through a moment actually to be bad timing but when when the timing's right

I'll just, I'll ask my dad, hey, I'll just text him, say you're proud of me. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So funny. Dude, you know what you should do? You should do a father, dad. You should do a father-son dance at your wedding. And you guys should freak. And you grind with my dad. Yeah. Luther Vandross says that beautiful son. Who's, who's in front? Who's behind? You can switch it up. You can do both. My dad has to grind me, I think. I think so. I think I could see your dad behind you kind of his hand by your belt right here

and just kind of leading you. I never got and do you imagine seeing your dad's face you just your dad with a very serious focused face sometimes when I'm freak dancing

I have the most focus I've like you're locked in the intensity you've done a lot to be proud of even if he hasn't said it you want them to say it but when they do it right after you asked for it

it doesn't feel as genuine oh yeah yeah no you want it off the cuff yeah it's like after you bone you're like I'm gonna wait like two months so you want to wait like two months

so you won't know it was, like, sparked by this. Yeah. Thank you, Minge, Munger. You're just going to come out of the bathroom of a 7-Eleven? Have you pulled off to take a fat Mando dump because you had three cold brews? And as you come out of the shit, and you consider if you're going to buy a vapor nut,

I'm just going to go, hey, Chad, I'm proud of you. And, dude, it would be funny to be like, like, to your dad be like, dude, you may not be proud of me, but cream jeans, mingemonger, and booty snorkeler are all proud of me. Yeah, you guys, a lot of love. I mean, I think a lot of people are genuinely proud of you. You're a badass, dude. Oh, thank you.

Do, do, have you ever told your dad you're proud of him? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have, yeah, yeah. No, I have. A lot of them I said I'm proud of you, but I'm like, you know, I've been like, dude, you're awesome. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, yeah.

Have you told dad you're proud of him? I was trying to, I was actually wondering about that before you brought, because during this conversation, I don't know if I have, I might have, because I can see him like having said something. I'm like, oh, I'm proud of you. That's a good, that's a good way to handle that or something. You know what I mean? I told him, I told him. I feel like I have. Yeah. I think I said it to him a couple months, because he's doing a good job right now going through a hard life thing. Yeah. That's what I'm thinking. Like, I think I've brought it. I think I have. It's a hard thing to say. But not like out of nowhere, the vague, you know, general. I'm proud of you. I haven't done that. You know what I mean? Where it's like the whole, we're just talking about the whole thing. Like I think I was responding to like a very specific scenario.

I was like, oh, I'm proud of you for this good way to handle it like that. It's not as dramatic as the, I'm proud of you. Yeah. Yeah. You look at him,

I'm proud of you say, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So are you in order? Yeah. Yeah.

All right. You ready, Chris? Yeah, dude. You got picked number one by the chat. for your last pick that it's going to be hard to top those that was kind of huge but dude I'm gonna go with a land fest with your boys dude it's a great call this is so nice a what landfest it's when you all game together it's where you all game when you're on a land server dude and you're just freaking gaming oh land fest like do people bring over their own rigs and

you're just all hanging out in one room preferably you're trying to keep it quiet because you're not supposed to stay up this late but you're just going to be quiet but you're having the best time of your life you don't want to wake up whoever's parents you're there because you're just trying to get in as much gaming as you can do it and you do it all night

yeah it takes me back to a specific time and place you know we had an epic land fest in high school next day one of our boys he was so tired because we were up so late fell asleep at the

wheel smacked into a tree broke his sternum. Oh my God. Got hospitalized Carlet on fire. What? That's how fucking sick this landfess was, dude. That's what I'm talking about, because we were playing BF2 and Halo or is even a Game Boy floating around. I mean, we were getting

after a dude. A little tired boy. Can't handle it, dude? Take a nap, tired boy. Nuch, Newtch. The same guy who encouraged you to teaback someone. Same guy that refused to stop me from teabagging our friend, dude. He was driving on Ortega, coming back from his GFs, fell asleep. What's you doing? Going to his GS?

The airbags deployed it. He's like, oh, my chest hurts. You don't go to a girl's house after landing. You go home. You stay away from, you don't do mixed girls and landing in the same night. Yeah, you make nachos. Yes. Totally.

He'd heat up some dino nuggets. Dude, yeah, like, but on top of that, the sleepover vibes. Maybe this is another picture. No, but it's all part of that. It's like bonding, staying up late. Sotas and snacks. Those were giggling, like crazy. You know what I mean?

A lot of secrets, too, dude. Yeah. Sick. Yeah, land parties, dude. Dude, we should do that. I mean, I don't game. I probably suck, but. It would be fun to get, well, because it's like, what do we?

I guess it's like, like, you play in FIFA. FIFA was so fun. I kind of include that. Like, I include just like, Going and playing four-player in-person games together, like Halo 1. When it's four dudes, like, you're standing looking at the TV, that's three feet from your face and it's, you know, four guys playing, you know, you get some 2V-2s going. Oh, it's just the best.

You should have a stream a Mario party, four-player. Sick. Oh, dude, dude. When we were writing the show, we played a lot of... Mario tennis? Yeah. Mario tennis is really fun. JT, one time, dude, we were leaving the writing room, and I thought, like, he was going to give me

notes because you guys were running the show like maybe I had a week riding day or something like that he was kind of quiet in the car I was giving a ride home I was like fuck did I mess up or pitch something off kilter he's like you need to play better at the net dude because we kept losing dude Cory Cory was a beast dude Cory is so good although Luke Casey said I got

most improved in Mario tennis because I play I play as Waluigi same body type dude Waluigi is fun to play with at the net unstoppable he was tricky right yeah yep all right Who's a... Waluigi. Guys, I'm interrupting this podcast.

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enter. I think I'm up. All right. For my next pick, I'm going with winning the Super Bowl. Dude, this is huge. I thought about that. That probably is. I know. I kind of like that. Yeah. I mean, can I say, can you say throwing the game winning touchdown

in the Super Bowl as time expires? Can I say hitting a home run in the bottom of the ninth base is loaded, two strikes? I think there's, I like the aspirational picks. When we did best places to have sex, we picked places where some of us had had sex. I had sex in all of them, but I, uh, me too, but you guys hadn't. You know, winning, honestly, like, winning a championship is something that is tangible. And I never won CIF, but I did win our basketball league sophomore year.

I won our league every year for volleyball. It's a great experience. As a team, honestly, I'm going to say this, being on a team, like team sports. And winning a championship And winning a championship would be huge But like literally dude I miss being on a team so much Like being with the boys

Having that camaraderie Like the locker room And all that shit That's a good pick Some of the best memories Like I think it's fucking awesome It's one of the best experiences In American culture

A friend list is really good A friend had us over To play volleyball And it was her parents' backyard On Saturday And we like took it seriously And it was like it was so fun to be playing yeah and we played volleyball on saturday i'm sore and like my team was

good and we were playing we were communicating really well that's what i mean we're going like one two three over like we were actually passing and we were taking it super and it was so nice to be in like a team atmosphere we're like after a point it's like good god do good job good job or like even when people mess up it's like no yeah you're all over you were all over and we were just talking it was so it's unreal even trivia for people not athletics do pick up basketball if you run the courts with some stranger dudes for the day and then you leave later bro good see you maybe i'll come back it's one of the best things and i like playing golf but there's not that intensity to it the team intensity where you're like picking each other up and like saying like hey when this happens do that and

like communicating just like going it's so fun and i do miss it honestly maybe even call a duty being on a fucking team with call of duty with the boys so a little bit of that land element sorry i'm not going to snipe that pick but really what it means is the youth the youth sports all the way through high school and the bonding experience of it is I think huge and I think it really shapes you as a person accomplishing a goal as a unit

dude in the Cowboys Doc Bill Romanowski has one of my favorite quotes where he goes he goes look I don't know how hardcore drugs work but he goes when you make a decision with 11 other men to say they're not going to fucking move the ball on us and then you do it

he goes it's the best feeling in the world I agree with that dude like if you If you're like, let's go fucking win it. And then it also can be the most heart-wrenching if you lose, but being all in on something with some other people. In the Cowboys, Doc, I've two episodes in, but I love when it, like, the, I think it's end of episode one, when the light kind of shines on Troy Aikman, the music,

and just him sitting there, you're like, that is so sick. That guy probably busts huge loads. He's so jack still, dude. He's a big dude. His mitts are huge. How many concussions has Troy Aikman had, man? A ton. Jeez.

You know, but he's still doing well considering. Like, I mean, he's a commentator. He's clearly got good language skills and he's lucid. But it's wild. It's scary, man. Like the one game, like, is it the NFC championship? He's like, I don't remember the game. And he's like, played pretty well.

It's so funny, dude. Yeah, he's got great, like, matter-of-fact toughness to him. He said, look, we had to get the ball across the, you know, the 32-yard line. So that's just what we were going to do. yeah and i love that too he's like i would throw the ball up and he goes if the ball's in the air it's michael's ball he's like i don't doubt it irvin i love that dude irving's so cool oh i'd like to be friends with all right oh you said when i was born doctor tried to spank me i caught it oh that was the best i got yeah yeah uh okay shit dude now i'm thinking of going one of two ways here

boys this is about partying how many we go something with part let's go five but let's speed up okay in that I'm gonna go with what do I do here I'm thinking do I go with memories or do I go with hope I'm gonna go with these were some of my favorite moments I'm gonna go with what I like to call the download this is this is at breakfast typically OPEH

where you fucking have partied with the boys and the next day you're reliving the night you're recapping basically is what you're doing and you're recapping that sick rager going dude fucking

like if Chris you were on fire it's when all the boys go dude I can't believe like when you fucking did you hit that joke and then two seconds later you felt the moment you just did a cannonball in the pool in your full clothes, didn't even worry about your cell phone

that was rad. We got to go get you a new phone after this. Like it's one of the best just reliving the memories. And it's oftentimes better than the actual party. Dude, a lot of times it is. You're a little hungover, you're kind of a little battle worn, you know. They call it punchy when you're hungover

and you're laughing. You can't stop laughing. Yeah. Punchy. It's so nice. Whatever it is it's like the filters off and all the things you want to say are just coming to it easy. It's the best. Remember when we went to, I had that party at Capistrano Beach. They ended up banding my family from ever going there again. Yeah, my uncle tried to rent a house.

They're like, your kids are animals. He's like, they're nine. But it was like, we literally like, yeah. And then the next morning we went to Mollies. And we kept joking about the waitress. Oh, dude. Yeah. Because she was super intense.

And Strider was doing this bit about how she screams to the whole restaurant. she goes she's like all right everybody it's wet t-shirt time and everyone's like what and then she grabs

two scolding hot pots and coffee and pours she's like a wet t-shirt content blistering she was like

the nicest lady and like we're all in over she come up like we'd order her egg she's like do you want cheese on that

you want salsa with that we're like no no no no we're like doesn't come with cheese and salsa she's like now but I'll do it and we were like slow down slow down she just had comments she was a nice lady but

sweetest lady so fun yeah she was like basically the sloppy joe lady yeah fucking Billy Madison or whatever hey lady you're scared us I know you like them so just you just the download with the boys and if I could extend that

if I may be if you could just give me this luxury, which even kind of happens when the boys meet up, when the boys kind of get back in town, you know, and you kind of relive those memories. It's kind of you download your life now when you see the boys. So I'd like to even do that. But really, it is about the night. No, you can keep the night. It's recapping with the boy.

That's fine. Jake, I really appreciate that. Reminising. It is like the day after. You know, you got to, you do have to like make new memories, but it's always so nice just telling the same old stories, dude. Inside of those new memories start with you guys. telling stories all that was fucking crazy that was fucking all that's not all right where we

going let's go treasures treasures treasures baby that was fun yeah yeah jt was adamant we had to do Vegas to make new memories also so funny jt's been talking a lot of boys didn't party a lot of boys went home Saturday a lot of boys couldn't handle it jt's been razzing them a lot of the guys who stayed got COVID which that's true a lot of guys got COVID hey we had one guy who came who was kind of sick but we also went to a day club party party. And so most likely that's where we got it. But I'm definitely giving heat to the guy who came a little under the weather. And I think I probably had COVID last week. I felt like shit for two days. I didn't get I didn't test myself and I wasn't leaving the house.

I tested once and I was tired for like several days. But I might have just been that. I was also just tired because I didn't sleep a lot because we were freaking partying, which that happens. You guys did three nights. Well now a lot of guys are like, oh no, we got to go like somewhere quiet like I don't know man I'm always pushing you got empty the tank that's what I'm saying bro I'm saying Mexico City next year it's supposed to be the best food city in the country people love it in the world I mean these guys don't have a tank dude you know look I called it early the one night when you guys went to treasures

but I was out with the boys and well there's a difference between like modulating and then just totally yeah you know not doing it true no I took it easy on Saturday because I partied really hard Thursday and Friday and I was like like, and like Saturday during the day. And then once I was, I stopped drinking like 3.30 in the afternoon. And I was like, I can't. You guys can't leave post draft. The post draft hang is huge.

Well, and then so they're the guys. Two guys did that. They're all the guys who were like, oh, Disrespect. All the guys who were saying Vegas wasn't fun are the guys who didn't come to the day party. And you know why I think they're saying it? They're jealous. They know they missed out.

And so they're, they're doing the, I didn't want to be there anyway kind of energy. Vegas sucks. It's like, does it, dude? No. Did you just do it wrong? Vegas Rips. At a 90-dollar margarita. It was amazing.

Let's go, dude. I didn't, I didn't, yeah, I don't know why the margaritas. Because I got a drink, I got a Roman Coke that was the same size. It was only, it was only 56 bucks. Deal. You got to go drunk. You got to show up to the day party drone. You were so smart when we got there, you were like, we should have had more beers before.

Because we kind of just got going. We should have probably partied a little bit. But we just drafted. We were ready to rock. I'll be fine if we go to the middle of nowhere, but it's nice doing different things. Yeah, and then we can remember all the farts. Well, that one time Greg did have maybe the nastiest fart of all. Like, you joke about it, but like, it is notable, and we'll never not talk about it because it was unbelievable.

It was the craziest things I've ever seen in my whole life. Yeah, maybe I'll go with that with my next pick. Greg's fart at the draft in 22, dude. I mean, he just, he just, I mean, dude, talk about it. He made a memory, dude. It's probably one of the strongest ones that I have because I remember exactly where I like to smell. It's horrible.

So gnarly. It was, it was, it was, um, it really was crazy. I don't know what to do. Dude, being on team crushed. It's huge. It did. It was a really good pick. And next one's good.

You got a good list, man. Came together. Like I started, you know. rough with growth spurt but you honestly bro I got a risk about this your body gets bigger doesn't everyone want that

oh dude doesn't want their body to fucking get bigger it was all I could think about because it didn't happen for a while and I was like this is brutal

yeah and that happens and you just big swinging dick you see your dad's dick and you go one day yeah and then when that day comes for me it's still waiting on it

I had a moment in high school where I like got measured and I was like oh I'm five six let's fucking go and I was like there's this guy on my floor drew and I was like dude I'm fucking five six let's go and he's like yeah I'm six one dude I was like whatever I still do that yeah that doesn't go what uh dude traveling outside the country oh nice one yeah getting that

stamp on the passport dude it's so satisfying so cool dude I'm freaking world traveler I'm going dude, I'm going to see things. It's just, it's such a fun vibe. It's just like, it's just, even though it's like, you might be doing the same shit that you, you could, you could be doing the exact same thing that you do here, but it still just feels different because it's like, I'm in another country, dude.

I'm a man of the world. Like this is, it's true. It's what life is meant to be and why fucking technology gets us there. We were like, dude, what do people do when they go to? I want to travel. I want to see the world. I've worked my whole life. I got to go.

So truly is one of those things that's like life affirming. Walking around in a foreign country, like just walking around a city. Oh, yeah. Did you seem like history? It just feels so romantic, you know? Yes. It's like, oh, I'm going to like have a coffee and just walk around. Yeah.

Yeah, dude, seeing like a historical building where you're like, then like the Romans, you're like the Romans built this aqueduct. Yeah, how many people who were there before you? How many people had shared that view? Yeah, how much more sophisticated it is than he thought it would be too. Yeah. I got a duty. I haven't done it in like 15 years for me.

I know. I've been mean to travel. I guess I went to Chile a couple times to visit Grandpa. Yeah. But I haven't really, we went to Canada for some stand-up, but I haven't really done like. Yeah, well, like besides when you had been to Chile? When was the last time you went to a new, like, city or country when we did Canada. But it was like a day in Victoria, which was amazing.

That was cool. A day in Vancouver. Right. But that was work. It wasn't like vacation. No, I got to walk around a little. little bit. And we saw some, I mean, taking the ferry from Victoria to, uh, to Vancouver was really cool. But no, I haven't, I haven't really got to do it. Yeah, I really want to go to Europe.

I just need, I've only been to Spain, but I want to go see like France and Italy and Greece. I want to go to Greece. Dank wife and I, we're going to go in October. We're going to do London and Paris. Sick. Nice. We're going to go see a hot spurs game. Sick. Yeah. Are you going to take the, train or you're flying. I think we're going to stay in London probably take the train out to wherever the stadium is. Oh, I mean that to the

Oh, we're going to take the tunnel? We're going to take the channel. Yeah. Fuck yeah. That's sick. That's so cool they have that. I know. It's awesome.

I wrote it in high school. We decided to go back on it. It goes fast as fuck. It's so sick. Does it feel fast when you're on it? Yeah. When you're on land, you look outside you're like, holy shit.

No, when you're riding on it. Oh, no. It feels like you're like chill. Right. You only feel speed if the speed is changing, right? Yeah. When it's constant, you're just, that's the only way you know you're moving is if you look outside.

All right. My pick, dude, I mean, we've been talking about it, and it's one of my favorite things to do. You know, college, you wake up, Saturday morning. You're like, we're having mimosa. You go to Vegas, fucking day party. Zed's playing. Dude, just a Saturday day party.

Hmm. I think it might be my favorite thing to do. I don't know why I didn't pick it first I mean maybe boning Maybe boning your soulmate During a day party All your boys are taking the beer die table And you're like, hold on me just go make this quiff

For a little bit Yeah And then you come back out You're like You emerge You reemerge So just get his back Dude yeah

Just fucking day party with the boys Where you start drinking at like 8 a.m You go to 7-11 You're like let me get some cooks and some OJ. And let me just pound this. Play beard eye. Shirts off.

Tarps off. You're getting tan. You're cranking tunes. No worries. Tomorrow Sunday. You can relax. Saturday is for raging. And that's...

So huge. Dude, it's just... I mean, dude, maybe tailgating falls under this category, too. I was going to say. It's like the Saturday game day tailgate, unbelievable. Unbelievable.

Setting an alarm to party is so fun. That's a call me call. I have to wake it up. We got, dude, if we want to drink for seven hours, we have to wake up early. Just kickoffs at 1230, dude. We really gotta get it gone. So good.

I love it. So amazing. Then when your buzz shows up, you're like, fuck, do the days begin begin. I did. Yeah. Now it's just making me want to pick more partying related to. I might have to.

Just because it's just like, it's just like, We have so nice. Yeah. Dude, 10. Like, when you're like, it's like peak, like 11 a.m. The dies high. Chicks come over. Oh, dude.

The chicks are here. Yeah. The chicks are here. You're like, you're going to have to wait to get on the table. Sorry. Mm-hmm. Chicks are here. Parents are gone.

Let's go. Oh, yeah. Let's ride. So nice. So, yeah. Then you just get a little bit sick. You don't make the game. You stay home.

You jack off. You watch Braveheart. Sick. All right, I think I got two really good picks here. I think I could come back from breaking up a fight, which is probably the worst pick of the draft. I had done prep. I deviated.

It was a huge mistake. We have a lot of stuff in this vicinity, but to me, this is the most magical moment. It is taking a woman home. Oh, JT. I mean, what feels better than when the night starts? It's full of possibility. Will you be able to achieve the impossible?

Will you meet someone out in the wild? to convince them through your sincerity, through your charm, through your eye contact, that you're worth, you know, a trist, a fleeting moment of connection. And maybe it'll expand into something else or maybe it's just this and that's good enough. When you make that happen, when you go, when you go, hey, I called Uber and she goes, all right, I'm hopping in. I mean, you're 10 feet tall and bulletproof. That's just epic right there, bro.

And dude, you know what? It goes back. I mean, we walk to her place hand in hand, the night alive with possibility. step a pulse of unspoken promises her laughter the only map I needed my Colombian brother Gabriel Garcia Marquez dude when you when you meet when you meet a lady at the bar at a party and you're like you're vibing and then you seal the deal it's amazing man that is such a good pick you know there was this valet the hotel of this guy he's like 45 you took him home and I betted him

him and uh he goes we're just talking one night just vibe and and he's a heavy irish accent he goes strider when you get a woman's panties down for the first time and he goes oh it's amazing dude i was like 24 at the time i was like i like this guy dude bring it in brother i hear you remember how i could just see him living it dude you know what I mean like, oh, let's just like there's like attraction, you know, mutual attraction and then chemistry and just like having a good, like it's fun to get to the point where you're going home. Like you had a lot of fun leading up to that.

You know what I mean? Like both people are having like a great time. Like you're enjoying each other. Conversations flow on your vibe and people are cracking funny. It's like just the whole, the whole thing. It's just such a fun. It's just such a fun feeling. J.T.

you're back. Can I tell you something to this guy. He's back, dude. after that pick. Can you do the exhale again? Oh, no. No. It was a little.

It was amazing. I'll tell you, when you get the woman's panties down. I'll tell you, when the first time, for the first time when you get a woman's panties down, right there, when it gets right around her kneecaps there, and you take it down slowly.

I mean, it's like going to the moon, dude. You pull it down and there it is. It is, dude. Controlling the winds and the waters. All right. For my next pick, I am going to, Jake, it's sort of what you were saying, but I'll broaden it out a little bit. Comedians call it killing it, but I'll say when you creatively say what you want to say. no this is a good pick

just cook baby i got to hear about this look i think the hard part is anytime you're making something whether you're drawing or making a short or doing a stand-up is oftentimes you'll you'll do the thing and you'll know in your own head you didn't say what you meant to say yeah you're like that wasn't it. I wasn't connected. There's this thing inside of me that's burning to get out and I can't land it right. And then there comes times where because you're at the right place in your life, because you've been doing the interior work, because you've been working hard at the thing you're

doing, it comes out and you feel it right away. You look at the short film. You look at the painting. You look at the crowd after the set and you go, and this can extend to work too. This could be just even sending a work email this could be you know a mechanic just putting a car back together in perfect order it's just all that a desire all that skill and all that being present in the moment comes together and you're just like dude that is exactly how I wanted to do that thing it's it's magical I went to film school I was making bad shorts everything I was like that's not me that's not it and then one time I made a short and I remember when we finished the edit on it and I got it burned onto a DVD, and man, I was sprinting out of elevators that day.

I had Can't Stop by Red Hot Chili Peppers just in my head for a week. It was like, I did it. All these forces came together, and it was even beyond what I wanted to say. It built up something new that was deeper than what I thought. And so when that happens to you and whatever it is you love to do, God bless you. That's the best part about just being on this earth. yeah dude it's pretty I mean maybe that's what separates us from the animals there creating art you know you think about this artist you know the the stereotype of the guy

it's not right yet it's not finished I'm never done it's never done you know but yeah having that feeling of being like this work it's it's what you set out to do yeah even whether it be a sculpture or a painting yeah that's now I see it dude now you explain it's a great pick art dude creating something nice creating it's the best that's fucking nice dude It's creating. Guys, I'm interrupting this podcast, let you know once again that we were brought to you by The Legends at Home Chef. Guys, Home Chef is the best meal kit biz in the game.

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There's one I had recently that I think should be mentioned. which do i like more i'm going to go with surfing with board shorts on a perfect day oh that's nice perfect waves that's nice you're in board shorts you're out in nature you're the negative ions are just sucking all the negativity out of your body the sun is making you tan the salt is making you just salty and you're out there with any you're with community yeah i had this a couple weekends ago in manhattan beach you know i was out and i was just with some locals and we were just bonding you know one guy was like i work in ai there was like some other you know groms or like we just got back from nicaragua and you know you're just out there and you're like and then you're just taking waves

everyone's getting good waves you're surfing and everything just comes together and you're like I just became one with the earth in a beautiful way and the earth has just nourished me with like I literally just got like God's dong in me you know I like I mean I like the no wet suit too the water's a nice temperature you're in you're in you're in the you're in the earth Earth's bath. Yeah. You're in the Earth's bathtub. Just marinating in it.

Yeah, it's got to be a nice summer day. Sun's out, slight breeze. You're perfectly comfortable when you're just sitting there in the water. You're not cold waiting for the next set to roll in. Yeah. You're looking around. You're taking in nature. Feeling that salt water.

So sick, dude. Yeah. And cream jeans is, it's not just wearing trunks. Did you hear my whole soliloquite cream jeans? You fuck? Yeah, cream jeans, figure it out. Yeah, dude You're painting a pretty picture

Yeah Did you listen to the picture Are you just This is beautiful I also think someone had And it's legit for you But We had to pander

To like the snowboard Surf skate people Who are like Fresh Powell That kind of thing So I'm glad you picked this Because we needed that We were missing that energy

Because fresh power is wasted on me With my skill level It would be I like it But it's not my favorite Right I won't travel that far for it. It's, um, sorry guys.

No. I know that devastates people. I really want to go on a ski trip where I don't ski and I drop people off at the mountain. Oh, and lock up, and lock up the table for when they're done. So that they come in, like, I want to, because then it's like, while they're skiing for four hours, I would just go back to the place, like, Smoke a J and, like, read. That sounds fucking nice. For sure.

Yeah. And you'd be such value added without having to do. not having to sweat without having to ski yeah without having to get all that gear that's the worst it walking around yeah worst life experience putting on gear oh dude horrendous never horrendous ever

yeah all right love you king jeans Chris you're up I'm gonna go with a long embrace of a loved one dude it was like hug no I like what you're saying

go yeah well it's just like it's kind of an everyday one you know what I mean but that's what's so nice about it, is that, like, you can do it all the time. But, like, I'm thinking, like, saw dudes for the draft, you know what I mean? Luke just gave me such a good fucking hug where it was, like, strong, and it was long. It wasn't just, like, a regular, I love dapping up dudes.

It's great. But he, like, took the time and was, like, and, like, really hugged me. And I just melted into it, you know? Becca was out of town for, like, five days this past week. She got home. She walks in and she's just, oh, get over here, dude. It feels like, it's just so nice. just like an everyday thing that like you don't always take the time to like do a good hug

but they're just so lovely and it's just a little joy that you can get a lot and like you know probably don't do it enough it's so lovely yeah nice hug with your mom do with your mom do with your mom with a parent with a sibling like it's just like there's just so many different you can do it with everyone you know what I mean it's and it's so intimate and nice and relaxing you know and you get a good hug and you just feel like you just melt a little bit your shoulders just let loose and just ah you know that comfort it's just so nice yeah well said strider take us home dude if you happen to see two dogs humping isn't it just great no uh mine is going to be dog related dude i think it's uh that was what i was thinking yeah you got to have i mean dude it's man's best

friend bro the experience of just i don't know how to actually articulate this to make it like i mean this is life experiences i guess like having a dog like uh so that's it just having a fucking dog dude that's awesome that's awesome it's unbelievable dude that bond it's huge dude that thing and and just what that dog gives to you you you training it up and then dude i'm at the point with my dog now like don't get me wrong training a puppy's a bitch It kind of sucks, you know, they piss, they shit, they're going to get sick. But dude, when you're locked in, now my dog's five, he's in his prime. I look at him now and I go, you're in your prime, dude.

And I want to give him these good days where I'm like, if I'm lazy, I'm like, makes me get out of the house. Like, we got to go walk the silver lake. We got to, I got to make sure I'm showing you a good day, dude. It's a, I feel that it's important. You're like, yeah, I can't let you down. Yeah, yeah. And then, dude, I have such a psycho brain where I'm like, you're going to die one day.

It's going to suck. I fucking hate that it pisses me off. But it also makes it richer. So, yeah, I mean, I think just having that pet, dude, looking in his little fucking eyes and just being like, dude, we're dialed in right now. You know, it's the best. It's the best.

That's a, you have a great list, dude. Thank you. Oh, and that goes for any pet. If you're Jimmy Johnson, it could be your fish. Or maybe you're a lizard, dude. Stick with specific. It's a dog. A dog is.

if you're a one you got you didn't like having a bird no I was going to say watching your dog run at the dog park oh when he gets

the zoomies dude and I'm an anxious guy and it's like an enclosed if it's like the right space yeah let it rip when you see a smile on their face and they're just

having a blast and the best they come up to you they go yeah and like sunny he's anxious so he comes up he looks at me

he's like we're good I'm like go let it rip yeah he goes all right These are great lists, guys. Let's send it to Aaron

and let's get the official judgment. You guys miss my number one overall fit. What was it, Jake? Like, sporting event or, like, college football game. Like, as a kid, it's like, fucking, this is, like, a whole new universe. I thought about that. It's culture.

It's huge. When you walk in and you see the field. I do remember going to, like, Angel Stadium for the first time I've ever been there. It's pretty huge. And Rudy, this is the most beautiful eye. Excite these eyes I've ever seen. When the dad walks in.

You make him Irish? Yeah, he's not really Irish. I was John Patrick. You're still doing here. Oh, yeah, Rudy, you're a hell of a football player. When Rudy's in the field this big. When Rudy's jockstrap comes down for the first time. I'm actually, I'm the leprickon.

Oh, Rudy. If you score a touchdown, I'll give you me pot of gold. Wait, you're saying not all Notre Dame fans are Irish. Wait, can we? This is a good transition moment. Chris. Yeah. And I'm saying this blunt because I wanted to be a clip.

Is Marcus Freeman a good coach? Yes. Oh, whoa. If you were a surgeon and you were telling me I was going to survive surgery, I would not appreciate that. He is a good coach. He seems, I don't agree with everything, but hey, he's a phenomenal recruiter. And I think that's most important in college football and he'll figure it out.

you know he seems to be like for every mistake he makes he's like we'll hire a coach for that i don't know if that's sustainable you know but maybe maybe we just have a coaching staff of like 900 people we'll just cancel out of our i didn't watch the game but should you guys have won the game yesterday no they played better they played better than we did this is simple like the play calling was i didn't love but they were beating us up in the they went in the trenches more than we did. Also, like, it's our guy's first start. Carson Beck has started, what, 40 games in his career? You know what I mean? Like, it's fine. It's early. You know, it would have been nice to win and look really good, but it's fine. We'll be all right. Keeping it on college football,

JT, you were coming at, um, Arch Manning a little bit online. Uh, what do you think, Arch? I mean, is his first start. Why does his first start? He said he's hot. He said he's hot. I was like, he's young. He looks, he's more handsome than the other man. Yeah. He's, I think it's, I think it's, comparatively. And he has nice hair. He's got that good flow. I think Arch Manning could be good, but he played very poorly in that game. Granted, it was a tough debut going up against Ohio State, the defending National Champion,

tons of pressure on him, a lot of media scrutiny. But he missed a lot of easy throws relative to what his stature is. And, you know, even the throw at the end where he missed a guy on like the out, he threw it behind him. Yeah, it should have been a catch, but it should have been a better pass. I think it was more on the past. And it didn't seem like an exceptionally hard throw to make for, again, a quarterback that's supposed to be on the number one team in the country and a Heisman candidate.

I think he's been very humble and he's handled all the attention very well. And I think that actually might speak to him having low confidence. Oh. Like, do you think the pressure got to him? Do you think it's the pressure getting to him or he's just not that? good of a plan i think i think it might be ability i think really there's not a lot of tape on him making a lot of great throws and he could get better i saw jared goff when he was a rookie and i told

my brother this guy will never be a good quarterback and he the next year he was like gangbusters his first start ever we were at and he looked so bad i was like this guy will never be good he was playing against the dolphins i was like i was like he couldn't make a single throw and now he's like a stud so this could be the spark that he needs to step it up i've been wrong a million times i could be wrong again but that first game was rough and he's going to get a lot of scrutiny because he's on the number one team in the country and he's the most famous guy in the country yeah he's got the microscope on it he's got a set of wheels though his name is manning yeah yeah he runs good he runs well but i just don't know about a

he's got to sling it yeah how do you guys feel about top 10 teams playing each other in the first week i mean i mean with the no-name team to kind of get the tennis with the playoff i think it's okay that they that they do yeah because more teams get in so now it's like you can take bigger risk with your schedule i missed the stakes though jake when a top 10 team used to playing the first week in the season you're like one of these teams is screwed after you. Yeah, because it used to be, yeah, one loss

and you wouldn't make the natio's over. But, I don't know, it's also, the playoffs were good, they were fun. You know, there were a lot of good games. I think it's a better format overall. Yeah, probably. And it's like, it's fun to see big teams go out of it more often.

You probably find who the best team is more often now. Yeah. And at least there's no debate. Like, you want USC and Miami to play back in the day. You're like, these teams need to play each other. That would be a good game. a title you're like what like it's got it's got to be better when two like big programs are

playing each other early in the year than like me watching you know georgia beat up on middle tennessee state you know like that's not like it's not like that like that's not fun i don't watch that you know no one wants to see that do you do you think arch manning would be the texas cubie if his name wasn't manning that's what we're finding out i don't know yet I find it hard to believe that actually I don't if he was overrated it would probably be by like

a small amount right because he would have been like so over-analyzed you know what I mean? Right the scout the scouts weren't just like they wouldn't just pick him for the I mean the name definitely goes into it to give publicity to the team

but like if he didn't have the ability they wouldn't pick him right it's hard to say But it has happened in the past with like Chris Sims at Texas A lot of people thought Major Applewhite was better And people kept wanting Chris Sims Because he came from this football legacy

And he had the prestige And then when he played He wasn't as good as Major Applewhite And Austin Rivers was like The number one basketball player in the country Going into college And he turned out to be a decent pro But he was never

At the stature that they were trying to put on him Yeah Was Texas's quarterback last year? Quinn Hewers. Who got a lot of shit. Oh, so he didn't play that well? Arch would. He played good.

He played good. Like the semifinals. But it was because Arch was there, it was like a lot. Like if he ever, if he had a bad pass, it's like, put Arch in. You know what I mean? Because everyone wanted Arch. Everyone knew who his backup was because he was more high profile than the starter. And then, um, where's Quinn now?

He's in the pros. I don't know if he, where's he a backup somewhere? Jacksonville. I think, uh, he was on the Dolphins. Oh, that sounds right. I don't know if actually he could get some. spin this year that's what it looks like yeah and you know he was a huge recruit he started at ohio state right a lot of these guys move around i don't know it's hard to keep track yeah

yeah i mean when he he was like not arch manning level but when he came into college it was like queen you was he was a huge deal like he had the biggest nil deal before he even played right it's yeah it's it's tough we're picking on kids um let's call air a lot of growth I hope Arch Manning's good Same I hope so too Because that's a great story too If he comes out bad And we're all hating on him

And then comes back And the rest of the season is just chucking dimes I felt bad for him Because it was like the Top story in the country Yeah He was getting roasted And it's cool because he's the oldest

Manning brother's kid And the oldest Manning brother Had an injury that Kept him from playing So it'd be nice He could have that And he seems like a nice guy Yeah

But the humility does I'm like Why are you so humble You know it's probably been PR coached by all the Manning, but he's probably had a million. I like it when a guy says stuff we don't like. Yeah, because then I'm like, oh, you got some

stones on. If you're a QB. Everyone's so polished, though, you know. I know. He's probably, he's probably had so much media training because he's been getting interviewed since he was like nine. I think Joe Burrow though would just be like, he'd make a face and just be like, I think I'll be all right. Yeah, he's so. He's so cool.

You can't, you can't, you can't, like, wanting that from everyone, I'm like, Burroughs kind of one-on-one in that regard where he's just like to pass the peas and it sound cool

he passed those he's so fucking swaggy comes into a room his dick's already been there for a couple minutes yeah dude they need to like we need to get some QBs

talking about making it queef yeah yeah we do need that yeah she was making some noise yeah made it quefe bro people are like

dude I love the chat the chat's arguing if baseball is a good sport and if it's easy or not these are my type of guys this has been going on for years in gyms across America. I used to say that. I'm like, can you eat

a full steak and still perform pretty well during that sport? Hey Ron. Baseball. No. What's up, man? So we're drafting best life experiences. We've sent you our lists. I'm sure you have your own takes on it. Do you want to give us a general appraisal?

How do you think we did? I think you did good. I see a lot of good stuff here. there's no there's no Jamie Fox or anything oh one

too Jimmy Fox is a dynamic talent bro Aaron what you know about making a quefe

dude dude answer the question I'm on speaker phone I'm on speaker phone like

um uh okay do you need a recap that'd be great okay first you got getting your driver's license grinding with a female unless you're gay breaking up a fight

taking a woman home and creativity saying what you want to say next you got boning your soulmate high school graduation party having your dad say he's proud of you Saturday day party surfing with board shorts on a perfect day next you got birth of a child being a life of the party land fest with the boys traveling outside the country long embrace with a loved one and then finally

we've got growth spurt having a crush being on team the download recapping the night with the bros and having a dog all right can I

preliminarily guess who's who yeah please who is drafting yeah oh it's a original four yes oh yeah

okay sorry I feel like the first one getting your driver's license is JT yes sir oh I'm not supposed to no you got that one wrong

no you got that one wrong Aaron just naturally we're damn we're playing mine games with you uh bone and your soulmate feels like chad and then i think i think birth of a child is chris and gross bert is strider if he's going on his head are you right at this point you're playing field you nailed

him who do you like the most of all of us yeah errant and who do you like the least who's getting last Aaron, five guys, my treat. I do like five guys. Five guys pretty dang. This one's going to hurt extra because Aaron knows. You know, if you lose this, it's like, you're wrong about life. No, I mean, I wouldn't say that.

It's just, you know, as always, you know, some list are a little bit better constructed than others. Thank you. God, I'm scared, dude. Getting your driver's license, great first pick. Beautiful, great moment in your life. That was 1A. So you know that was the pick 101 of the draft. Good call, Aaron.

Yeah. Grinding with a seat. I don't know if that should be too. Breaking up a fight, I would feel like winning a fight is a better feeling. But then you had to hurt somebody. Whatever. I mean. What if you just pin him?

When you see the other man's eyes defeated and people see that in him, him, you've changed him irrevocably. It changed man. Someone should have been killing a man. You don't want it, brother. I've killed a man. I'm the only one here and he's killed a man. You don't want it.

You don't know what it's like to look a man in the eye before you stick him with the blade. Ten chicks at once, going to space, robbing a bank. I didn't want that for, giving a life, giving a life. I didn't want that for people. I did all those things on the same. same day, dude. Fucking Monday. Killing a man with your bear hands, it sounds good.

But your hands are never bear again. Wrestling a grizzly to the ground. Have you ever had sex with a woman in front of a grizzly? Yeah, shake that bear. You stare at the bear. Have you ever had sex with the grizzly's wife in front of the grisly, dude? You ever flirted with a bear's wife? Dude, you ever got head from a female grizzly in front of another grizzly?

Whoops. Why, whoops? I remember I was getting blown by this kodiak right in front of her bull bear. And right before I nutted, I said, oh, my God, I'm going to fart. That's so sick. I just got the flu. That's how sick that was. getting head so many apex predators in nature want to fucking for every pick

dude yeah get ahead on a Monday you're gonna get on a Tuesday you're gonna get my picks the fortune cookie treatment where you put like in bed while getting blown dude when you're when you have a crush but you're in bed with your other chick dude dude if you're on a fucking national championship football team in the locker, but you're getting blown. Right after the title, that's huge.

Landfest getting blown. That's actually pretty cool, dude. All you guys are getting sword-fished while fucking fuck dude, I need a rest. I mean, dude, what do you think your buddies are there for? That's a game, dude.

Paul, Paul, you're off the sticks. Assume the knees, brothers. No wonder Nuch was so tired, dude. You guys made Nuge blow you guys all night? What do you? That's not your dad. He's your bud, man. Dude, he wanted to do that.

Last time, it was a different guy. I mean, I was just game, but, you know. All right. You're up, Aaron. Oh, it was so funny. Um. Oh. I don't know how you know in the moment that you're, well, I guess you can look back

and say you're boning your soulmate. You know. At the moment, I don't know that you know that. Well, Aaron, if I may, if I may, I said in the moment you can be like, this is my soulmate and that could be just someone in high school that you thought you loved. I'm saying that feeling. But you're not in high school. Yeah.

I buy that. That feeling of like I'm boning my soulmate right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, no, yeah, yeah, this is good. I like it. That was very helpful, actually. Thank you. Sweet.

I bumped it up a notch. Sweet. Because I know you've done that here. Having your dad say he's proud of you, what's that like? Aaron, you and me both, brother. God, this is tough. I don't know. I think, oh, shit.

For all the listeners at home, too, it's Labor Day. Yeah. putting in that work that's what's up we're working yeah no days off dude um you guys oh it's easy you're just podcasting it ain't easy brother my way bro i'm tired i think my number four is going to be even though the fire number one pick of getting your driver's life yeah no it's i suck i think the rest of the list doesn't really do it for me take home and home is huge that was a good one That was one of my better ones. Creativity is a good five pick, but I think, like I said, I think winning a fight might be better.

Yeah, it probably would have been better, honestly. We don't have to go in that rift again, but... No, it was bad. There's a bad list. It's not a bad list. It's just these guys, I think, are just slightly better. Having a crush is really good. Dude, chat just said getting hit on by a chick.

That's a great feeling. Good call. Yeah, dude. That's smart. Doesn't happen often Dude when the stripper Really likes you That's so true

Yeah dude Best life moment Dude when you know She's like When you realize What about Like after going After going to like

Third trip to the ATM You're like I think she likes me Dude when you strike out With the stripper But you don't get mad And you just take it on the chin That's such a good experience

That's top five Yeah She's like look man Sometimes you win Sometimes you lose She's like Yeah She's like look

I'll take the hundred bucks But you're not getting a dance And you're like Well I'm a gentleman So you give her the cash and then she leaves and you're like, all right, well, I guess part of me thought. That's when I'd go drive around to break up a fight. I'll just drive around

looking for people who are squabbling. I'll hop out of my car. Guys, guys, come on, guys. Knock it off. You don't want to do this. Really? Guys, really? You don't want to do this. You don't want to do this. Yeah, I like that. All right, next pick. Come on, Aaron. We've got to go.

Okay. I think because the top two here have some of the best experiences I think and they're even in the middle of their drafts which is crazy but I think boning your soulmate is going to be my four and I will explain why when I get to

sorry my three my three because Landfest with the boys is such a great experience and the download recapping the night with the bros are so pivotal in a man's life and so fun

and exhilarating your list sucked shit come on Aaron I think I think for two I'm going for two

this is good but two I'm going gross sport and one you guys did have the best list you guys had really good list we came back dude Aaron and Chris

you guys see eye to eye yeah oh that's interesting you guys see eye to eye and a lot of stuff I mean it's tough to beat birth of a child Aaron you're a smart guy but dude

what that child's born you get to watch it grow on my list think about that no gross per was a good pick it just like came out of nowhere a little bit yeah

you guys have such easy big those are the big three and then you said gross per nose it looks really good it is huge the being on a team one was huge that was great

pick you know teams could I'm surprised Aaron softball you're the king of captain hitting a walkoff home run or well we were like we wanted it to be tangible having the game winning play

in some sport didn't make the list I mean that's cutting it pretty fine there I did I couched on that I'm like if you win the national win the title or whatever but I was like not everyone can do that I'm just saying like

more attainable of like having the game winning play or the pivotal play in a in a game and is huge even in high school or you know whatever you're the man Aaron thanks for letting us call you on Labor Day brother and for judging with all the integrity

you always bring to it you're the man yeah you're a legend Aaron thank you Aaron love you dude thanks man late all right see you guys Aaron's a fucking piece of shit

yeah I know why I didn't pick mine he's a fucking virgin he doesn't dardy he should be darting right now Mertique in my list. Yeah, dude, it's just no. No, dude. I'm trying to think if I had a game winning bucket in like a backyard for sure.

Backyard for sure. If a real game feels anything like that, sign me up, dude. Dude, even in backyard, I remember Jason Bango got mad to me because I'd hit a winner in the backyard. You didn't just win the real Super Bowl. Man, I was like, do get off me, man. Yeah, yeah. That's funny because when Jason hit that game winner and he was like,

he liked, his reaction was like not reacting, but like, Even then, you can see that he was, like, pumped up. He walked off. And then his brother just, I didn't want him to start him. He hit the game winner, and he just turned around and walked inside. And I just remember his bow going, I'm going to beat the living shit out of him. And then he just tore ass after him. Like, if he celebrated, he was going to get beat up.

If he didn't, like, he was going to get it. It was brave of him. He knew every time he won a game that Josh was going to beat his ass. That he was going to catch a weapon. And he still won a lot of games. For sure. It's amazing. It was a sick walkoff, too.

It was like a freaking follow-way jumper. it was very nice he was tough man the only big buckets that I think I got we gotta go okay bye good pod guys good shit love you guys love you guys good work good dub

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