Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 408 - DRAFT - COOLEST DUDES of all time

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

Today we are joined by Liam Cullagh and Strider Wilson to Draft THE COOLEST DUDES of all time. What is COOL? is it chill vibes? Alpha energy? or just being a historical figure. The bros even go as far as childhood friends. From Rock Stars to Presidents to Athletes, the bros really breakdown all aspects of a cool dude. Today we have a LIVE chat voting and we also call Mr.Cream aka Aaron to judge! Let us know who you think won in the comments!  #chadandjt #goingdeepwithchadandjt #draft #mountrushmore We are live streaming a Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour! Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Here is the Total Draft Standings: (s/o HandA on reddit)Chad: 12 wins JT: 13 wins Strider: 15 wins Chris Parr: 11 winsBrad Fuller: 1 win (The Ultimate Champ)Joe Marrese: 1 winKevin Fard: 0 wins Liam Cullagh: Going for first dub! Thanks to our Sponsors:Brotege: The Best Skincare products for bros - get started today for just 10$ Visit https://www.brotege.com/deep HomeChef: The Best Meal Kits! Go to https://www.homechef.com/godeep and get 50% off your first box + free dessert. Hims: The Best Hair Loss solutions for men. Go to https://www.hims.com/godeep and get started today with an online consult with a professional. PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake Rohret

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But it's all just anonymous. It's so fucking awesome. Oh, that's amazing. Yes, you don't even know, like, you don't have a bad. pattern for who's saying what. Nope. And I don't get any of the references are inside jokes. Blind flying.

Have you said anything mean to anyone? No. You just start weighing it. I just keep talking about how much I believe in my guys. That's funny. There's just some dude named Conner just getting hammered in there. It's lowest score of the week or lowest aggregate score? Lowest score of the week.

So if you have one bad week, you're cut. Gone. Wow. That's tough. What's been happening is guys just have a couple injuries, like just out. I know. Everyone's hurt. Dude, it's an injury play season.

I heard of this cool league form. it's called like a mean Jake let's start rolling to and whatever every single week every team in the league you add up the score divided by 14 whatever and the average score is the mean so if you beat it you get a win and if you are below the mean then you get an l that week I like that too that's interesting what's that what's that guillotine guillotine that's what's called guillotine that's a cool name too it is cool maybe that's the next iteration for us you know I was thinking about that driving I was like it could be fun just to mix it mix it up for like a season but guys in our league

I'd be so sad if I missed out on the whole season although it'd be kind of free in a way yeah losing week one was basically my only like I don't want to lose week one yeah and then after that I was like okay it's all gravy from here it's all cake yeah it's tough

and you have like a bad draft I had a bad draft this year a lot of guys not panning out you over slept the league targeted me a little bit No, the league targeted me, dude. I mean, that is true, I did, but we usually draft at noon. These guys pulled it up to 10 a.m. Granted, we did have to get to a pool party, which was sick.

When did you show up? I mean, we were all at the same house. Like, I woke up, rolled out of the bed at like 9.50. I went to Starbucks and made it back. The guys were really worried. We were. The guys were like, he's not going to make it back. I made it back, dude.

Right on time. Yeah. I got kicked out of my high school league this year. Really? Setting your lineup and stuff? You can't do that, man. I mean, look, I'm with the game. It's very disrespectful.

No, I was like, I totally understand. But, like, nobody even texted me about it. I just like, just no invite. Yeah, it's just silence. In our league, we have kicked guys out. And JT's actually the dude that, what do they call it? The guy that does the cutting in football, there's a name for him. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I have to. They send me in to meet with the guy, so I'll invite someone to lunch. And if I invite you to lunch in, like, May. Bring a playbook. It's not looking good. Exactly. Look, it's just a talent thing. We don't cut for any of the other political reasons.

You're just, you're not right for the squad anymore. It's been hard in tears. Yeah, dude, I would cry if I got kicked out. I was, dude, I was pretty butt hurt. It's totally my fault still. Like, I would just go, like, oh, and two and be like, fuck this whole season. I'm done. You can't, you just got to set the lineup.

That's the thing. We kicked one guy who never set his line up, but he's, like, still heard about it. And I'm like, you were flagrant the whole time. And now you're hurt? Come on, man. You're not above the law. And he'd have his brother set his line. He's like, he like calls brother and like, dude, can you set it?

We don't know your brother. That guy was an active Marine. Really? He was in a combat zone. He had speedy. I was like, use a sat phone. Figure it out, dude. He's like, dude, I'm literally in a firefight right now.

We're like, all right, we have your priorities. What the, you have to set your lineup before every week. And so you set up your starting lineup? Yep. So you know a guy's not paying attention if like a guy who's on by, like who doesn't have a game that week is in his lineup. Or if someone's injured and he leaves him in his lineup. Gotcha. And it just kills the vibes of the league.

You know, you want everyone pulling, trying their hardest. Right. And then you got some fucker like Liam. Yeah. It's arrogant. Yeah. It's really arrogant. Dude, our one buddy who wasn't sending his lineup won the title that year.

That's awesome. And we still kicked him out. Really didn't make sense. Dude, that's what happened, right? Didn't Daniels win it that year and we kicked him out? He's like, whatever. Daniels isn't anymore? kicked him out.

He's a good guy, though. He's a guy, though. He's the one. and got kicked out. It was pretty controversial. They have a whole format for laziness, though. It's called best ball format. And if you do best ball, you literally just draft every position, like 18 players deep,

and then you set it and forget it. And the league format automatically just put statistically your best player in. Yeah. It's the best. Have you ever cut someone and have you ever kicked someone out and then had them back in? Yeah. Really? I think Luke Connor was not in the league for a little bit and then came back.

What'd he do? Great man. You know, he was just in college. I think he was just like living his life. And we're like, you'll have fun. And when you're ready, we'll be ready for you. Do they have to make like a speech to everyone about why they should be back in? You know, he did make a really cool video.

Yeah. He made a video about being psyched to be in the league and it was like really well edited. And there was like montage. There was clips from the podcast of us like talking shit. Yeah. That's cool. He put footage of all of us playing Call of Duty. And it was, yeah, he really.

He's amazing. feel special. I think he sang too. I think when he came back, we had him sing. Oh, yeah. He's a good singer.

He wrote a song for us. He sang in Denver. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's a man. He's singing, Chris's wedding, him and his bro.

Oh, that's right. But now his little brother's out of control in the league. Oh, really? Oh, there's a big rivalry between Jay Titty and Paul did. They're going at each other. Really, it's about the,

Liam, where do you stand on this? When we draft, guys do either want to go, JT's a big city guy, let's go somewhere fun somewhere we can go out. Then there's a contingency that's like, no, let's go where Chupy Whoop is what JT calls it. We go to the Pacific

Northwest, we all fart, cook steaks, go in the woods, yeah. Jack off, drink beers. Oh. Yeah. See a man after my own heart. I like if there's like a restaurant within an hour distance and like, I like to see people and like, you know.

If you can get like a sizzler down the street, that's good enough. sound bar you know it's a good restaurant's the apple bees in south lake Tahoe solid oh dude I'd be down for Tahoe

but Tahoe has you have nature but then you also have South Lake is perfect the gambling kind of hedonism angle yeah there's guys that don't want to

go to South Lake Tah I'm like I think it is the best place you can go I think that is yeah they think it's tough for the East Coast boys to fly there

Rag is you have to fly like Reno and then but everyone has to fly in Reno I'm like can you get a direct flight to Reno from New York probably

you have to yeah come on they'd be losing money yeah exactly but come on I just like looking at chicks yeah that's good calm what's your punishment for your league we don't have one really you just don't get a keeper and that hurts really bad what do you guys do well this is my first time so I actually don't even know

in my high school league they're gonna punish a guy they don't really yeah it's me dude I'm fucking in high school we had we would say shit and then nobody would end up doing it because it would be way too big obviously um you have to divorce your wife yeah yeah you have to make mrs johnson cry you gotta make your friend's mom cry it's it's funny uh a lot of the punishment a lot of time is you have to do five minutes of stand-up that's always uh i've run to a lot of people they're like bro i have to do five minutes it's really oh yeah

i've seen that too i've seen but i i remember before i ever did it like i had to get hammered before I got on stage first time. That's true, me too. We got on ESPN in college because my buddy lost and we had a huge elevator for the dorm towers was like 20 stories. And so on like Friday and Saturday nights,

elevators just packed all day, kids going up and out. Yeah. We made my buddy Colin dress up like a bellhop and sitting a stool and offer everyone like a mint for like an entire Friday night. That's great. And yeah,

with someone like filmed it and they put it on ESPN on the cell phone. That's awesome. I mean, honestly, dude, that's probably a smart college. You'd probably meet chicks doing that in college. It's probably the smartest thing you could do. I think he's pretty nervous and had a girlfriend, so I think it really sucked. Did you make any tips? No one tips in college.

That's a way to describe your friend. He's nervous. He's just kind of a nervous guy. He's going to hear this too. I keep talking about this. I like name drop one of my friends on a podcast, and I just keep doing it for the next three episodes no matter where I am. Just bring him up in some way.

Please stop talking about me, do. My friends text me They said use my full name Your middle name as well Give him the address Let's just docks all your buddies, dude Let's go I'm down

All right Should we get into the draft? Yeah All right dudes let's do it So Liam has come in Special guest drafter We're psyched to have them For this one specifically

We're going to be drafting The coolest dudes Of all time That will also include chicks For anyone who's curious All right Let's shoot some odds are evens and let's see what the order's gonna be one two three shoots oh wait is

you got to shoot with your right hand okay sorry so we don't see yeah yeah because I'll look yeah one two three shoot oh it could be good yeah all right one more shoot one two three shoot oh okay right here third is the worst one two three douche oh man whoa dude who's the coolest dude of all time I always get the number one pick you know that's a tough spot to be in but I feel really confident doing this one. I'm going to go with a contemporary. I'm going to go with the guy who is called The Greatest. I'm going with Muhammad Ali.

Okay, nice. I was thinking about doing Muhammad Ali. Hell yes. I think the cool thing about Muhammad Ali is he just like always asked why. Like he grew up in the gym crew south. He's like, why can't I hang out with the white people? And then his dad was like, that's just the way it is. He's like, I don't think it's going to be that way.

And then he was like, why can't I fight going backwards? So like, you're not supposed to do that. He's like, I'm going to do it. I'm going to fight going back in a straight line. And then he was like, why can't I be the youngest champ ever at 21? Why can't I change my name to Muhammad Ali, which his biographer called the Declaration of Independence for Black athletes. Wow.

Do he invented, people credit him for inventing rap? Inventing rap? He's like, why can't I stand up to the government and not fight in a war I don't believe in? Why can't I come back after those three years, even though I just lost a Joe Frazier? and Pete the scariest man of all time in George Foreman. He just always defied the odds and he did it his own way. He was just electric, super alive, brilliant talker.

Great stories about him. Like, I guess he knocked his mom's tooth out when he was 18 months old, reaching out of the crib. Wow, just already punching. That's all of that. Just whipping. That's the folklore, I love at the time.

Our first sentence was protect yourself. Protect yourself at all the time. You were here to sort of like, Beau Jackson killed a hog. We threw a rock when he was like 12 at a pig. die of some shit like that I think I heard that I'm like you don't know Beau

he uh Ollie was afraid to fly so he used to fly with a parachute oh really? Yeah that's a knock that's a little uncool I'm afraid to fly so it makes me feel good that he did that we kind of brushed over this he was credited with starting rap

yeah the HBO did a doc about it like the godfather rap because he would do those rhymes and the the uh he'd come in just kind of like float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Rumble, rumma, mama, look at him be like. Oh, okay. He'd like be in an interview and he'd like riff off of a huge poem.

Sonny Liston's an ugly, ugly, ugly gorilla of a man. I'm too pretty. He can't touch me. I'm too pretty. He ain't going to touch me. I shock the world. I shocked the world. And he did.

All the sports writers had Sonny Liston winning. And he came through and beat him. He just, yeah, always did things his own way. I think he liked Islam. to because they were like, no, we're just going to have our own country. Like, he was never subservient to anyone. He was like, no, I don't need a part of your country. I'm going to build my own country.

And we're going to be kings in my country. Ali, Bumay. And I just think he got a ton of ass. His wife later said he was a sex addict. But that was funny. One time he was at a hotel and there was all these models downstairs trying to meet with them. And he goes, I got to go to my room.

And he goes to his room. And then his handler goes upstairs. and he's boning the maid, who I guess wasn't pretty. And the guy was like, why are he boning the maid? There's all these pretty girls downstairs. He goes,

she's going to remember that for the rest of her life. He, I guess the quote he had was, I just, I just love making women happy. That's what he said. And he's a beautiful fighter. I mean, you know,

and early on he was quick, he was fast, no one could touch him, but then when he came back, he was a little slower, but he was still good because we didn't know this about him early on,

but he could take a hit. Like Joe, Frazier, that left hook right there, broke his jaw, and he got up and finished the fight. Wow. Like, he got hit by like a sledgehammer, and he just kept going. He's just not just the prettiest, not just the smoothest talking, but the toughest guy to ever live. So, for all those reasons, I think he's the coolest dude of all time. Is that, is him banging his chest?

Is that what, the most famous? That's most famous photo. Sports photo? I would put it up there, yeah. I think John Carlo and Tommy Smith hitting the Black Saltery Fist at the Olympics is big. Yeah, Mexico City, 68.

Yeah, but that one's huge. And I think that's sunny list in the second time. It's great pick. And also, it's just coolest to be the heavyweight. Bob's the heavyweight champ of the world. It's the coolest.

Definitely. Yeah, he's the man. You can't fight with me. You can't fight with me. He doesn't want to fight him. I was referenced in the best of him. You can't fight with him. Can't fight with a heavyweight champion, baby.

They go ring the bell. Down and fire. Yeah, you get your assby. That's what you can do. Great pick. Yeah, I love Muhammad Ali. All right, I'm up. Liam, what's up?

And it's snake draft. I actually, I wrote down a ton of names. So I kind of want to just, and I feel. But here's the thing. Don't say too many. Don't burn any. You know what I mean? And then we will do an honorable mention later.

So if you don't get someone, you can always rep them later. Okay, shit. You know what? I like that you're taking it serious though, man. That means a lot. Dude, I wrote 20 names down. So you have your list. I stayed up really late last night.

I was, you know how I did? I rented Remember the Titans. And then I was on my phone looking up like influential people. Oh, nice. Were you going to pick Briteer? No, but they're, coolest guy in that team is Rev, the quarterback. He's the man.

Everyone loves him. He is. Sunshine. Those are fictional people, though. No, no, I'm saying. Wood Harris is on this list for sure. I love Wood Harris. That's a great pick.

Number one overall, I'm going to go with Wood Harris. Wood Harris is number 10 on this list. That's awesome. I got to go to Jimmy Hendrix. Oh, great. She's good. Now we're talking, dude. You got to amplify now on why Jimmy Hendricks.

Look at him. one sick as hell good call good fucking call one feast her eyes on him yes tough to argue brother

yeah unbelievable like just the era and the fits headband playing the like making it sound like bombs are dropping

with his guitar everything he's ever done is sick and I was just yeah rock stars are the coolest people rock stars yeah and he's arguably

the coolest rock star of all time so yeah He also, you know, kids don't go taking this, you know, heed this as advice because it's not. But, you know, living fast and dying young is cool. I'm sorry, it's just cool. That's what I was about to say he didn't get, he didn't get old and lame. He died at his peak of chillness.

He's married into our brain as peak. He didn't get into his 30s and settle down. He was at the height of being sick as hell. Yes. And he's like, peace. Getting sober isn't cool. No. Unfortunately, I hope you do it.

I think it's great. Yeah. You're not going to make the list. No, I mean, look at Steve. You give that up to survive. 100%, dude. You're bad. You're bad.

Chad. I had to do it. I know Steveo, I know you're watching this pod. I know you're an avid stoker, but dude, I got, I had to friggin' riv you for your saying. Chad, you're bad. This is a great pick, Liam. Yeah. What was the famous thing that he played lefty even though he was a righty?

And he took a righty guitar and switched the strings on it? Yes. Yeah, he would do that. And then he would recreate noises that he heard in like Vietnam because he served in Nam. And he'd hear like a helicopter like making a weird noise or some sort of like war machinery. And he's like, damn, I could use that as a fucking. And he would recreate it on his guitar. Was he the first got to light his guitar on fire?

He lit it on fire and then like praised it. I'm realizing I need to watch some Hendricks docs So when you ask me a question like I panicked Because you know it's crazy perfectly Steve the guy who wrote 12 years of slave made a Hendricks doc With Andre Benjamin as Andre 3,000 as Hendricks And he's incredible in it But dude there's this scene in the movie

Not to make it a bummer Someone just got mad at me in the comments For making a bummer but this is crazy Hendrix just wails on his girlfriend in it For like no reason And I was like that's the craziest thing I've ever seen I looked it up. It didn't happen in real life.

Oh, really? Damn. That's like, that's the crazy. I don't know. That's the same. He just needs to be like problematic. Yeah, I guess so. But I looked it up.

I was like, did he really do that? And they're like, no. And then his family didn't let them use any of the Hendricks music. So the movie kind of blows. Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. But Andreth, 300,000 really good is him. That's fucking insane. Dude, it was crazy. It's the craziest scene ever. He just adds a scene with him jacking off into his own mouth. It's all stuff.

Is he just doing that. I don't know. I thought it would be cool scene. He comes back, he's like, guys, like, what, why'd you do that? And I'm like, go on, this movie, you need dramatic flair. He just walks into a little league game, takes a shit in the middle of it. They're like, did he do that? They're like, no, but it felt right.

Yeah. He lived nearby field, though, so it could have probably happened. He did take dumps, right? Do you, we will agree on that fact? He took shits? Did he take shits? That's a great pick. According to Cream jeans, too, he had a huge dong.

Oh, I believe it. Oh, man. Yeah. that would be a shocker if he had a micro peeing oh man did he had a song like called thumbtack

thumbtack he uses his penis is his guitar pick he's played his cock with a guitar I have a question about the rules can I say I have a person but I just want to pick like six years

from their life like I want to go like is that cool? I don't we'll see I mean I think we'll come back at you with the totality it'll be weighed Like this person had the highest peak

You could say something like that But we will play defense on picks Right now we're in the first round So we're loving what we're hearing The judge I think will ultimately Evaluate the whole lifespan Okay Is it Aaron?

Yes He'll probably judge the whole lifespan So just good to know But if someone has a six years of cool That's just Aaron will You gotta take that into account 100%.

He's gonna hit you with a well actually You know well actually It's for sure going to happen All right, so for the number three pick I gotta go with Snoop Dog The guy's the man dude I mean did you watch the Olympics bro The dude is just fuck like he

You can drop him anywhere And it's awesome And no matter where you're at Snoop's gonna be set in the tempo The guy invents words dude Like he invent He's cool in just the classic sense Like he's 100% just himself

No one is him He literally gets away with saying like this and like that and like this and up and it's the coolest thing in the world he fucking blazes dude you guys know I'm a big weed guy oh yeah yeah huge we're we shacking bowls all the time dude he snapped a fat

do you do you remember when we were in the parking structure just snapping bowls together dude yeah that was so chill but he's the fucking man dude um yeah he's been doing it since 94 or whenever and uh yeah he's awesome bro okay so the halftime show Super Bowl, like three or four years ago, maybe four years ago, when he comes out, probably

the, probably the coolest aura of anyone during, I would say, of anyone during any Super Bowl performance, except for maybe one other guy. But I mean, look at him. And then he starts crippwalking. Yeah, he crippwarks and just has probably just the coolest sounding voice and flow. Yeah, it's the best flow. It's so amazing, dude. One hondo. And his look, he's got a great look also can i say right now he gives back to the community dude he does like a lot like the youth football league like he's set in his own pop warner uh he's just a beast dude so he uses his celebrity well which is very sick and he's a badass he uh he kicks it with martha stewart too i think which is sick that's one of the coolest things how dynamic he that's what that's what

i kind of wanted to lead with he's very dynamically cool like if you put him in augusta he's the man like he'd fucking drop it anywhere anywhere anywhere Yeah, this is a fantastic pick I gotta come at you a little bit though I think he's sold out a little bit In the past few years I agree I think he's made it look cool

Like that's what like he did like hosting at the Olympics I still think he pulled it off So one thing he does have glasses That's tough But it looks tight Damn it Liam it Liam Here's the thing Hendricks would have had glasses if he lived

It's true Oh yeah So take that You never know he died with perfect eyes actually no he didn't you know what hendricks actually was going blind because the lSD would go into his eyes so hendricks actually did struggle with vision he never wore glasses but it did go into his eyes and they said he was struggling with blindness it's a really cool way to go right yeah yeah because he was put lSD in his headband and then it

would drip down into his eyes so um body slam that is the coolest way to need it's actually pretty sick to go blind like that yeah all right is my turn hell yeah or are you looking up something I'm not seeing anything about him having problems with his eyes. You know, I'm seeing... You can't trust everything you read. Did you make that up? Damn it.

Say, why would he be doing it? Che-ch-ching! He's got me. Shut up, dude. No, you got a fact check. We live in a system. Good call, good call. But I told us, I was wondering, I won't play defense on you guys.

LSD making him go blind. I don't know. I didn't question for a millisecond. Yeah. It was a great narrative. Sweating going down. Oh, dude. He just sees tie-dyes.

Oh. All right. My first pick, I mean, this guy, you know, if pee in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. I got to go Miles Davis. I mean, have I ever gone, Miles Davis? Have I ever listened to Miles Davis? No. But dude, you grow up and you're like, who was cool? Miles Davis. And collateral, the guy talks about when he saw Miles Davis at a club. And he's like, I mean, this is all fictionalized. But he's like, I saw Miles Davis at the club. And he saw me play. And he looked at me. He just said, cool. And that meant good, but not ready yet.

And then some other guy came up to him. He's like, get your jab ass white turkey ass. side of my face dude shades indoors playing jazz music I guess he redefined jazz

I mean just being a jazz musician is there anything cooler than being a jazz musician just in the club just frigging you know

playing that trumpet letting everyone know he's like I don't even I just improvise I just feel the music baby Miles Davis

there's a fake scene in his biopic too oh really yeah the whole thing right yeah it's just like it's basically

the octopus a scene from old boy, but it's Miles Davis doing it. I don't think it ever actually happened. Really? No. Great intensity to him. Yeah. Look at him. All right. I'm more of a doozy

Gillisbee guy. All right. Miles Davis and then number two I'm going to go with Bob Marley. Bob Marley, dude. Bob Marley's cool as hell. Let's go. The reggae god. I mean, just oozes good vibes. Smokes weed.

I mean, everyone had a Bob Marley poster. Everyone wanted to, you know, just snap a fat bowl like Strider and I did in the garage. Oh, dude, it was such a good hybrid. You know what's kind of interesting? If you clicked back, Miles Davis started off, like buttoned up, short hair, shirt, and tie. Uh-huh. Bob Marley started the same way. Oh, he did.

Before he went Rasta, he was dressing shirt and tie short hair. Oh, interesting. Doing more like doo-op sounds. Yeah, and kind of like, and then Prior did the same thing, right? Yeah, they all kind of had a similar trajectory where they start off, and he went by Nesta. Nesta was his first name. Interesting. And then he was going through customs, I think, and the guy was like, I'm just going to call you Robert.

Yeah. And then they kind of switched. You know what else is very cool is he died of cancer, right? Like, and it just spread. He was too cool where he's like, nah, I'm not going to the doctor. Like, very chill. He thought it was like a soccer injury, right? Yeah, yeah, he's like, yeah, maybe it's misinterpreted it, but I'm like, it's just very cool to be like, now I don't need modern medicine, dude.

That's awesome. Remember that scene that I am legend? Yeah. Or Will Smith, like, describes Bob Merrill getting shot. Oh, yeah. Fight the darkness. I think, I think Rastafarianism was like born recently. It was like, Ethiopia was like the only country in Africa that wasn't colonized.

And when they had a new king emerge, people thought he was the second. coming and that was kind of the root of Pan-Africanism and Rastafarian belief and then the bad guys, us we live in Babylon if you're a Babylonian you are an oppressor to the Rasta

Pan Nation. Dude. Arii brother. Ayri. Man Bob Marley dude and he's just an icon of cool. And the fucking music man you ever been driving in a Jeep listening to Could You Be Loved? If you

have you are the girls from Blue Cross I know, I was just thinking about that. What a scene. Dude, I mean, I'll listen to that song sometimes, too, I'll be driving. Could you be now? It's so good. Dude, that was when he realized they needed to add a little bit more tempo to make an American hit. He was like, oh, we've got to put some disco backdrops in it.

Right, right, right. Smart as hell, bro. Genius song. That one, so good. The No Woman O Cry Acoustic one. Yeah. I remember. Imagine just ripping doinks with all these dudes.

Oh, did be so. sick just shacking a volcano can you imagine these guys are all sitting here and we're sitting next to them how uncool would you? Well yeah we did we did with all black guys yeah yeah Bob half white

I think his dad was a white dude yeah this list is evolving properly can you imagine being his dad yeah look that's Bob Marley's dad are you serious? The fuck he looks like a Tommy guy he grew up with real split consciousness like he was like he's like I don't fit in with the

the black people in Kingston, I don't fit in with the white people. Too black for the white kids, too white for the blacks. Man, I think his story old is time, dog. It's tough. Liam, I know you've lived it, brother. Yeah, man. Did you think his dad was chief in bubblers? That guy's like back in England and they're like, who's your kid?

He's like Bob Marley. He's smoking a fat doin. He's eating up a dab rig. His kid's actually a pussy. he's like they're all like sitting around smoking smoking doyks and they're like who's this white guy he's like that's my dad he's like he's like yeah brother dude just gave you an idea for yeah he bumbleclot that mama he'd have two people having like a really serious

conversation the whole time this guy just has a torch on a piece of glass they're really talking about something important and passionately talking about it Do you have you seen When Brad Pitt speaks What do you call it the dialect In Jamaican? Oh, Cochney-Rimey?

Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, um, meet Joe Black at the hospital. Oh, oh, I was talking about snatch. Yeah, you're right When he's talking in a... What is it?

He speaks to the Jamaican woman Patoa? Oh, yeah, I think that's it. It's hilarious. It'd be funny if they tried to do that today. Does it work if you recast Me, Joe Black, as not a hot dude? No. Yeah, he's got to be this hot.

There's a lot of Brad Pitt movies where his hotness just carries the film. Legends of the Fall, Meet Joe Black. I mean, look, he could get picked for that. If you're not hot, none of those movies work, dude. It's true. All right, so, Chad, you got two great picks. I was watching seven the other day, just the scene. like it's classic rookie detective veteran he wants to be in the field I'm not going to let him

yes yes he's talking to Morgan Freeman he goes just don't jerk me off he says that that's he goes I walk the beat downtown for 10 she's still fucking jerked who says this Brad Pitt oh seven he's like he's like you're not ready go outside and talk to the neighbors he's like yeah we just shot a sketch yesterday like a detective one and me and chat for like 20 minutes are just sitting at a diner screaming don't jerk me off at you It's never going to make it. It's too long. Okay.

Coming back around, baby. Let me consult my handy-dandy list. I did my freaking research here, dude. This guy I could probably get later. I could probably get this guy later, but I'm going with him right now. Because of the conversation J.T. and I had before the podcast, it scared me. And I got to take him, and you know I'm a history guy. What's cooler than bringing the boys together, keeping things united,

staying in the pocket, being a beast, handling the pressure? I'm going to go with Abraham Lincoln, dude. Nice, bro. Also, can we pull up a picture of Abraham Lincoln? He's the first dude to pull off the chin strap. Every dude who tries to be cool has the chin strap look. This guy was the first one to do it, dude. I was not expecting that at all.

No one's thinking Abraham Lincoln. This guy had the most high pressure. Dude, literally his face changed. He was so cool. Because what's cool? You feel the emotions, but you handle it. He was a wrestler. He dominated people at wrestling.

And he was smarter than everybody. In the Wrestling Hall of Fame. And also, doing that, I know why you like him also, 6'4. He's tall. six four in that time as a wrestler i mean he's doing ankle picks all day yep he might as well been seven feet he's the smartest dude and he'll beat your ass that's fucking cool uh and he literally kept the boys together everyone's fighting it's the it's brother against brother he's going nah dude we're stuck for staying in the pocket let's fucking keep the union strong uh also he knew there was

threats against him he had kind of a crazy lady mary todd was loyal to her dude stuck with her dude stuck with his lady he went to a play my wife likes going to plays plays suck ass it literally killed him so he literally went there being like i'm taking my wife yeah i'm taking my wife on a date tonight he got fucking murdered doing that dude so so you're you're really saying another thing here i don't i hate going to plays with my wife and break up with him sooner rather than later no no i'm not saying i'm not i'm not i'm not he's staying in the pocket he's staying in the pocket um fucking awesome so and there's a lot of cool little crazy lore about him and he's our number one president he's the fucking man in my opinion he's the he's the shit so grew up kind of not as well

healed as other presidents as well yeah log cabin and springfield uh illinois and yeah kind of made his own stuff was a good good at debating he was a good dude he was just like you got to keep you're cool if you debate and you start going in this voice well actually he never did that he never went but actually he never did that he was always like that's interesting Actually, he was renowned for his high-pitched voice. Get the fuck out. Oh, dude, was he going blind? No, look it up.

Here's the thing. You might say that, but I'm going to say, David Lewis's voice is what it actually was. Despite his imposing height, he had a surprisingly high, almost reedy voice. Are you serious? Yeah, that's uncool. Yeah, that's very uncool. But I will counter that way.

We must free the slains. Oh, damn, dude. Four years, seven years ago. The Gettysburg actress Shut up! That's tight. Robert E. Lee has surrendered. Dude, what's it called when you start, like, a fight already on the ground?

You know, the guy's just, like, crawling at him, like a dog, rubbing his asshole. If you found out that's how he started every wrestling match. Yeah, he's just like... Oh, butt scooting. He's just already down, like... No, but he was doing... Guard, dude. It's a full jujitsu.

Pathetic, bro. He was doing car jikis-style, dude, just butt-skuting. Come on, Abraham Lincoln. Guys, stop talking about my guy. Get a body lock and put him on the ground, dude. No, he talked like Daniel Day Lewis. That's false. Dude, that's false.

That's probably just some haters probably said that. Oh, man. What are you going to say? No, it was a great pick. I just was. I know you weren't expecting it. I know. That's the thing.

He's fucking unexpectedly cool, dude. He's the shit. All right, who's up? You have a good list. Everyone's got a good list so far. All right. all right hmm could you be love make me love could you be love dude is this love I wanted that to me my wedding this love is this love is this love that I'm feeling I want to love you

I got to go Denzel I like it he's on my list he's on my list killing it I do I I do There's a, I, I wrote 25 Blackfield, there. I go, I got to throw a couple white guys. Mark McGrath. Brian Bosford. Let me, pause, dude. Mark McGrath. I was gonna, I was gonna do like Frankie Munez, 03 to 07.

He was rambunctious. Dude, he was everywhere. Yeah, Denzel's a great pick, dude. You know, here's the thing. Okay, we'll wait wax on them, because I want to talk about him. There is, I don't think there's a cooler character in anything than Denzel in training day and Denzel a man on fire and basically everything

every character he plays is the coolest fuck your guy up yeah yeah I just I just rewatch two guns with Mark Walbert yeah he was boning like Paula whatever Paula Patton beautiful she's got her tits out and he's just like so what you did he just count money I'm like it's so cool

he's got the fucking he has that same scene in training day with they've amended yeah he's like he moves around he's counting money yeah he's like get some hot tits out while I count money money in front of a buy racial one yeah and you know

sexual scene counting money in front of biracial women very cool you know I'm surgical with the Jake he's got shot out you want it

I guess he improvised like all his dialogue in that movie brilliant job this move dude when he does this in training day

when he does that your memo and he rubs the tips of the guns together very cool it's so sick yeah he's the man and he has the coolest laugh

guys have cool laughs he ha ha ha that's a very cool ass he has the coolest upper lip sweat too you know what I'm talking about like flight and stuff he's good at acting

he's so good at acting his upper lip sweats he's like god help me yeah also a good athlete went to Fordham I think he played a little hoop there and then in a he got game he really did score a few buckets on Ray Allen to start there one on one really yeah like Spike was he was supposed to lose 11 zero

and then Denzel was just like just roll on it and see what happens and he came out and put a few points on him that's sick you know calm you have to be able to do that like how like if I'm squaring up against Ray Allen on camera my whole body is like shaking

dude anytime he's I see any video of him I'm like he's the most comfortable anyone's ever been in a human body yeah so true like it's ridiculous Ethan Hawke said he's the most alpha person he's ever met not in like an overbearing way but just like what you're talking about Ethan Hawk cool as fuck

It's also very, bro, I might have to pick him. He rips some monologues. If you want to learn about art, he's the best vessel for it. The scratchy rough surface of life when it rubs against the part of you that has to get out. I'm like, what is this guy talking? He's like ordering at Chipotle. Well, you know what? All right, I'm going to go now.

And I can't believe this guy is still on the board. I'm deviating a little bit from our more Afrocentric picks. And it's kind of a bend. because he's all man but he might be all something else too I'm going to Jesus Christ Jesus of Nazareth I like it Jesus of Nazareth yeah I

I was thinking about that whoa yeah I mean he's a son of God dude but you know what I think is cool about that it was the humbleness that he brought with the humility like very humble

I mean dude he rocked with his boys he was loyal to his bro that's a good call He had a squad of bros. He had a squad of bros. He died for him. He died for his homies. Yeah.

What he said was good. That was the original fantasy league, dude. Those 12 guys. Yeah. I did a whole history as dank is how Jesus is the original bro. He's the first surfer. Walked on water. Committed some miracles.

Bro, turn the water into wine. Brought Lazarus back from the dead. His hairstyle is like every Trader Joe's employee styles themselves after his hairstyle. He went rogue for like 15 years. Nobody knows what he was doing from like 12 to 28. I had a nice ass rum springer. Got after. and he kicked the money lenders out of the temple he said you guys aren't doing the

that drives me I grew up in the Catholic faith drives me crazy yeah flip the table right when I see the conflation of money and God yes bothers me big time and when I think about JC and what he did he wasn't rocking with that he was like no you got to be true man you got to keep it grounded and then they tried to break them you know they put him through the stations of the cross and he just he wrote it out and at the end he forgave that's true power forgiveness that's one of the coolest things I said forgive them father they know not what they do and then i'll you know just me face like the deep he was terrified of being crucified and still went yeah dude yeah i watched a video on like how gnarly crucifixion is

it's fucking oh yeah and his was even worse than most usually they would just tie they'd like stab you or whatever you'd bleed out and they would tie you up here but they actually nailed oh oh his best his best friend was an only fan's girl yeah rocked mary magland forgave you know people talk shit online just girls are horrid blah blah blah I'm like J.C. would have been her buddy gave her respect washed her feet the original Sophie rain

oh yeah dude legit the bobb house the original pop house I like this curvanegate quote he said if what he said is good and so much of it is absolutely beautiful what does it matter if he was God or not incredible love it who said that

uh curvanigate who's that you sure he's a really good writer oh I've never heard of author you know Slaughterhouse 5 Jake, cut me saying, are you serious? I don't want to come across as pretentious.

It's so funny. It's funny to look at this and this list and like, let's compare all these people in Jesus. Jesus, Tenzel, Abraham, Bob Marley. It's a strong second rap. Jesus, what? And then you're after a great start. You got a dub in the first round.

Jimmy Hendrix. Okay, hell you know. The chat says Jimmy Hendricks is the coolest dude of all time. But JT. Is that too much of a bend? And is Jesus a, he was a man, he was a flesh and body, but he's also a God. But if you're a Catholic, as I know you are, we grew up knowing one thing. He was 100% God, but he was also 100% man.

You're right, so that's legit. His cup was a little bit bigger than the rest of us. That's legit. But he never acted better than me. He was humble. You think you better than me, J.C.? No, we're the same. That's what I thought.

You think Muhammad Ali is better than Jesus? Yeah. I probably have to answer to that at some point. Jake, this is a good call. Jake, that's a powerful question. Good work. Both men of faith. I'll tell you that my grandma's house

is like a picture of Trump framed and the picture of Jesus Christ framed and the Trump is above the Jesus Christ. I just wasn't there for J.C. You can watch the, you know, thrill in manila and be like this guy's fucking tough with jesus it's all recreations um

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And he was intense. And so what he would do is, is he would just go to places he wasn't supposed to. Like at that time period, white dudes weren't allowed in Mecca. But he was like, no, I'm going to like grow up my beard, get super tanning. I'm going to go on a haj to Mecca. And I'm going to report back to the Western world what I've seen. And then he did the same thing. He was with the East India Trading Company.

He was over there, learned all their languages, learn their customs. He went to Africa to find out what the source of the Nile was. because I guess the river flows north, which is odd. Yeah. And he was a badass dude. He could fight, but he was brilliant. And he took all that experience, and he ended up translating Arabian Nights

in the Kama Sutra in English. Dude, he translated the Kama Sutra? Yes. That's cool as hell. Which brings me to my biggest thing, he was a self-described sexologist. Wow. And when he was doing all this exploring

and mudsling and fighting, he was also measuring everybody's peckers, seeing what the sexual customs of other nations were and comparing and contrasting it with Victorian England and so we learned a ton about boning from this dude and so he traveled the world and risked his life to find out what elementally drives us to get it on what kind of boning did he did is there anything on like

the kind of boning he got into so his wife wrote a book and she said he was a freaky deaky dude and she accepted about him and some people thought he went gay a couple times and he definitely was mixing it up with other folks. A lot of it's apocryphal, and he would lean in to, like someone accused him of killing a boy when he was in Mecca

so that he wouldn't get caught. And he said he didn't kill him, but then he later leaned into it. He's like, yeah, I loved killing him because he just got so tired of the slander. So sometimes it's hard to suss out what he was really up to. But just lived every day to the hill.

Like I think this guy woke up every morning. People wrote about him and they're like, you could feel his intensity from across the room. And he was just like, I need to go to, he met Brigham Young. He came here to learn about the church of Latter-day Saints. He's always interested in religion. He actually thought there was something called a satanic zone, I think, is what it was,

where basically there's certain areas of the world that he had highlighted that create more petter-ass and weird sexual guys. So he had some weird occult feelings are. He was the first one to have, like, the little thing on your app in the neighborhood. He's like, neighborhood watch. He's like, be careful, some weirdos up here. Why was you saying, like, you could trace it back to specific locations? because he traveled so much

and so he felt like this is where I've seen the most perves do you say like why just like some of the air I didn't get deep enough into the work but I think you're safe and uh it's a it's a greater Boston area exactly you're never gonna be Mikey actually know what I think about it's seen spotlight fucking that's right that's interesting probably uh probably um

let's unwrap that later you feel like you have no choice in it you like I gotta get up to some weird shit now Is it the frequency in the air? Is it like, yeah. Alistair Crawley had a great quote about him. He said, The Perfect Pioneer of Spiritual and Physical Adventure.

Is that the demon guy, Alster Crawley? Yeah, like the occult rightist. But he wrote about love a lot too. His Satan was like that kind of evolved version where it's about like liberty and choice and stuff. You ever seen the demon he summoned?

I'm kind of making that up too. I think people that like him say that. I think that's true. You've seen the picture of the demon he summoned? No. Looks a lot like an alien. Just saying. Just throwing that out there.

Who? It was Crowley, right? He was doing like weird demon summoning shit. And they said that they summoned one at it. Oh, yeah, look. Top left right there. Oh, it's that big-headed one. It looks like the fire in the sky.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It does affect the fire in the sky. That movie terrified me. Dude, you know, I got to say, this is very interesting, JT. This guy's face, I bet you he's a very difficult one-on-one hang. He was into, I think he can't hang with this guy one-on-one. He got kicked out of the army for a while for, starting a mutiny he was like so I think they needed him because like who else was going to

translate he spoke every language every place but like if you brought him along he was a handful and he was going to challenge you be like what is the truth of what you just said yeah yeah yeah do you mean that in a real way like is there integrity and you're like dude just go make the soup yeah exactly and he's like so yeah definitely I think you nailed it but I think the world is better off for all the the way he lived it's pretty awesome yeah it's 30 language. Yeah, bro, that's insane. Massive communicator.

That's huge, dude. That's a cool pick. What a deep cut. Aaron's going to, he's going to judge it harshly. I'm going to lose it. He's going to not know who it is. But, you know what? You got to sell it to him to go, maybe someone said in chat,

the Burton snowboards might have been named after him, which is sick. That's sick. I hope that's true. Oh. Oh, thank you. Jake. Nice, dude. All right.

I think I'm going Cleopatra. Oh, nice. Wow. This is good. I like this dude she died in one of the coolest ways I don't know how she does snake a cobra bit her breast they say

did it really that's what they say they put a cobra in her bed no no she did it herself she like she offed herself oh really why I think just love you know power struggle she was always struggling and and angling for power her entire life you know she banged the most powerful dudes in the world Caesar and then Mark Antony what up and they kind of played against each other right yeah yeah um yeah she was always like

to protect the empire yep but liam why do you uh why do you love cleopatra another one where's just like the access just all the gold fits all the the just every picture you see over you're like that's a fit yeah she's serving very true yeah pretty iconic yeah look at her oh wow if that's what she actually looked like known for being hot dude very chill powerful natural's probably smart yeah smart yeah all the languages politically astute new and you know what when you're a chick you're in a bad spot dudes are coming after it but if you're like her if you got some guile you can work it to your advantage and she took that all the way she did and from day one she had that scunnion she did you know she was actually the seventh cleopatra the cleopatra

the cleopatra that we know oh yes yeah look at her in this egypt that we're looking at is the egypt is a Hellenized Egypt. This is Tomleys were the rulers. That was one of Alexander's three generals that split his empire. Tomley was the general who took over Egypt in the surrounding area. And then you go down the line. And this is Cleopatra 7. I just fucking loved what she just did right there.

I was nodding even though I knew none of that. I was like, yeah. What if I just lied? And then she was actually going blind. I'd still not. LSD would go in. Dude, I wish I was that cobra. Also, Liam, what was cool about her is when she went to Rome

because of her style she spread like fashion through Rome all the wealthy women of Rome were like oh shit we need to do our hairstyle like that sort of like a Jackie Kennedy but even way before so very legit the braids all that you've seen those ancient Egyptian mirrors

it's just obsidian polished down to the point where it just looked like an actual mirror fucking crazy wow that's like in the mummy when they flip the thing and it lights up the underground tomb very sick do you think she knows the truth about the pyramids for sure she knows the truth dude I don't know man

Dude, I've watched a lot of docs research. They were actually made way before her. She probably doesn't know the truth. You've watched docks on the pyramids? We're getting real into it. So what's your top theory right now? Just an ancient advanced civilization who's obviously we're able to melt rocks, cut rocks in ways that and move them in ways that we just, we don't know. Frequency.

Could have been that. Wait, for real? I mean, that's Graham Hancock. he's like he's like look look joe i don't want to get too conspiratorially but they could move things with their minds when you drink the potion of the amazon you know we are very limited in our potential but we when we access that full potential our minds can move rock big follow-up cue tough to answer is that tiring for the person using telekinesis like how does it correlate to physical tactile I think you just got to lift a lot with your mind.

You just got to work out a lot. So you're just at home, like, lifting the table. Three sets of ten. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your brain just gets buff. Yeah, your head is huge. You ever see that? Bab, I'm so, I just need, I need some protein.

You've ever seen that meme? It's the guy, he goes, I, he's got a bald cap on. He goes, I'm going to keep making my head bigger and bigger and go to the library every day and just keep checking out more and more books until the lady says something. That's hilarious, dude. I was just looking up. I guess Cleopatra, they think, was mostly of Greek descent, too, and probably not sub-Saharan black.

Yeah, she was Greek, for sure. So your first non-Afro pick. Oh, yeah. She did live in Africa. And the first, yeah, first lady on the board. Huge. Huge. That's huge.

Well done, Lance. Pretty cool to do that. All right. All right. All right along here. I got to get a rock star on my list. I'm going with Johnny Cash, the man in black. Oh, nice, dude.

Dude, you've got a cool list. Thank you. That's a great pick. This guy, just alone, his live from Folsom Prison. Yeah. It's rowdy. He puts it on free for the dudes in there who are suffering. And I think he has just the, he's got the coolest voice, the coolest vibe and aura, just the man in black, no matter the occasion.

You know, he had June Carter. He had the love of his life. He was addicted to drugs. Not, you know, that is kind of cool for a while. I'm sorry to say that. Don't do that, kids. Don't take that home. But he was doing downers.

Not cool. But he was kind of like the man, but also against the man at the same time. He's just awesome, dude. He was in that, the supergroup. Fuck, what's it called with Willie Nelson? He has one of the coolest verses in the song with the highway men. The highwayman. The highwayman.

That's it. Bennings, Chris Christopherson, Willie Nelson, and Johnny Cash. That's pretty badass. And the song, the band's The Highwayman, but also the song, The Highwayman, by the Highwayman, he's got one of the sickest fucking verses I've ever heard ever. And, I mean, he walks the lines, one of the sickest songs ever. And then, of course, the hurt. Oh, dude, his rendition of Hurt, the Trent Rezner.

Sorry, I thought that's where we were going to say it. What's it? What is it? bang bang boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom ring a fire it's uh well i hear the train of coming it's rolling around the band is that fulsome prison blues yeah fullsum yeah i don't know when yeah so shod oh i was talking to some um i was at wedding a couple weekends ago and i was talking to some people who they were guards at fulsome prison oh and like i guess

when you're when you there's something about i think when you're a guard you get like a you get like a like a seal or something like a coin like a johnny cash coin they have a lot of johnny cash like they're like yeah this is where johnny cash it's pretty sick the lore yeah and you know they're selling memorabilia like a motherfucker dude yeah like yeah if you're going to prison you want to go to fulsome because it's like a little bit sicker so that's kind of a notch on his cool belt is like prison arguably the most uncool place ever

unchill, bad vibes he made it kind of cool to be there he made it the place to be and that's an element of if you're cool

and you're at somewhere no matter where it's at you're making the place to be and dude here's the thing in a complete

unknown when he's like to when he's like to fucking Shalame he's like he's like hey man

go track some mud on the carpet that's freaking cool the guy that plays cash in that movie is great dude yeah yo he had a quote about his definition of paradise and referring to his his lady june carter cash he said

this morning with her having coffee it's the best too if you go into alfreds they have it on the wall it's true but every time I'm soon I'm like good pig it's so true dude it is so true it is right it's so grounded

Yeah. And he put the commas in the right place. Yeah. That's a guy who's not good with commas. I really admire that. All right, good list so far, Chad. All right, this guy, you know, I got Miles just jazz, cool, Bob. He's just Rastafarian cool.

This guy is a different kind of cool. This guy, he did something that no every human being had done before. and he was cool under pressure and he didn't try to steal the spotlight he wasn't flashy he was just cool Neil Armstrong great pick first man on the moon he stepped on the moon he's like what up and then he's like yeah

I'm good dude brought to the moon here's the thing this is a good pick astronaut's big but I've got another astronaut on my list who's cooler than Neil Armstrong but dude here's the thing here's the thing I think I know who you may be talking There's a cooler guy. Elon?

Nope. Dude, probably a thousand years from now people will think he's cool. But when you're living through it, you're like, this is brutal. Oh, dude. You just look at, dude, I mean, his tweets are going to live on forever. That's a rough looks. Yeah. Buzz light here.

That's hilarious. I think the thing about him is he's so cool under pressure. He's the first man to walk on the moon. And I think, like, he is like, I think he's the, definition of stoic cool you know he's he's like he's like i had a mission to do um i didn't let my nerves get to me i got the job done i got there i did it and you know he wasn't uh he didn't seem very ego driven which i think is cool that is cool yeah you can't ego yeah you got to check your ego at the door yeah i will say i won't take this other rationale but i would have said jim level the

guy played by tom hanks who was on apollo right he was the first guy going on the dark side of the moon and he was the dude in Apollo 13 who was the fucking captain and is the ultimate is that thing you were going to pick yeah who was the ultimate cool dude under pressure right so I think he's pretty badass gets the guys home safely everything's going wrong and he keeps his cool but Neil Armstrong is the first dude to step on a fucking you know not to be a massive sopping cunt but I would have gone with a different astronaut than both of those who would you've got it I would have gone with Chuck Yeager oh yeah Bigger's badass, dude.

Breaking the sound. They say every pilot in America who speaks over the loudspeaker, the voice they're doing is Chuck Yeager's. That's awesome. That's cool. Yeah, he's like the first dude to go the fastest, right? And he was the one on the stick who was like,

Houston. Yeah, I just broke the sound barrier. Getting a little bit of turbulence. The whole thing's like shaking and rocking. That's sick. I would have picked that astronaut that wore diapers and drove across the country to like kill her ex-boyfriend. Oh, yeah.

Dude, she's cool. I grew up with her. nieces and nephews. Really? Yeah, when that came out, it was like, oh, shit. Whoa. That's a good pick. You know what?

And that brought real nice balance to your list. Yeah. Aaron's going to like that. It's tough not to go all black guys. Because you could. You could. Yeah. You couldn't shook.

Dude, we're so lucky there wasn't a black astronaut because he'd be number one with a bullet. And for a white dude to moonwalk, he has to go to the moon. Yeah. It just doesn't look right otherwise. Yeah, yeah. 100%. all right

man who do I go it's like a stupid I keep thinking about like a jive black guy being the first one to land on the moon we up here all right I mean this guy

I got to round it out I'm going to go athlete this guy I mean God you're going to win I'm just finishing up his rewatching his doc coolest basketball player of all time LeBron is a dork

compared to this guy Michael Jordan You know I gotta I gotta tell you he's iconic But I don't know if he's cool Michael Jordan He's cool dude He like yeah I don't know

Have you seen him move? Yeah Have you seen him like get out of a car? Yeah honestly have you seen the impression of the guy do it It's so funny dude There's this Instagram video he like does the head wiggle He's like It's literally the funniest

impression i've ever seen is he did he uh but he's like an assassin he's like a maniac like alienated himself from everyone but he was really about like gambling and bullying being like i'm taking your dollar and putting it in my pocket you're evaluating him on like what kind of hang he was yeah i think probably the worst's interesting you know who's cooler to me bird you're a boston guy yeah but here's the thing and i'm racist here's the thing yeah here's the thing Liam he's white he just he's the coolest white guy ever magic's cool magic's cool than all these guys Larry's clear magic has sex think about cool that think about cool he is Jordan's in this moment where he's walking into the Coliseum in his like during the Olympics

and he in his fucking all Nike outfit and you're just like man that's so cool I mean he's a star he is Air Jordan I get it dude yeah he does look cool he looks the coolest playing you're right that shot of him going for the dunk he's the greatest team's sports athlete of all time. Yeah. And the way he moves just through space, it's like you feel like you're watching a god. It's crazy.

I would say he probably would have been my number two pick overall. But you want a Jesus? But I went Jesus. I should have picked Michael Jordan. I think it's an amazing pick. He's, he's, his stogies are pretty cool.

He changed sports. Like he changed Nike. He's, he moves culture. Did he tell Tiger Woods when Tiger Woods is like, what do you say? The girls, he goes, tell them that you're Tiger Woods.

woods that's a cool that's that's it just you just say your tiger woods he goes what do you say the girl's like hi my name's Michael Jordan yeah that's it and it's so funny too like on like um they gave like Carl Malone the MVP he's like sure that's what you think that's cool I'll prove you wrong I took that personally I took it yeah like he he just he just dominates everyone holding grudges is cool see that's what I mean domination for 30 years yeah I don't know if that's cool He's iconic. It's cool.

It's a different type of cool. Winning is cool. Winning is cool. Yeah, for sure. I don't know if there was ever a guy who I was like, if Michael Jordan was in the game, I was like his team's going to win. Him and Tom Brady are the only two guys that ever made me feel that way every time. It was very frustrating.

Even if they were down. Even if they were down, this fucking guy's going to win somehow. Strattor, look at every photo of Michael Jordan and tell me that there's one photo where he looks uncool. It's a great call. The Wizards jersey. No, he's the most incredible mover. Yeah.

His limbs and everything just move perfectly. I love how Reggie Miller calls him the cat. He's like, he's the cat. He does, man. He is honestly... The chat's bashing on LeBron, too. I don't, you know, to elevate Jordan, do we have to disrespect LeBron? No, we don't.

But that's what Jordan would do. He would disrespect someone else. What a big LeBron guy? I think Jordan, if he were in his prime during social media, he wouldn't be on social media. I don't think you have good one-on-one. I think that makes LeBron uncool, his social media presence. Yeah, but it's a different era.

And, you know, his decision. But honestly, I like LeBron. I mean, he's, I don't, yeah, I don't think he's like the coolest, dude. I like Steph. I think he's very chill. Steph is very cool. Yeah, I don't know. I just got to come at you hard with this trick.

Because I thought about Jordan. I was just like, he's too much of a dominator. They call him, like, actually. You want to pick a guy who lost in all the big games? Yeah, I'm more of a stocked-in guy. walking around you know people like didn't know he was on the dream team they're like what are you doing but you're you really you think the fact that he alienated so many people he was like the fact that him and scotty don't get along yeah he's not he's not one of the boys uh i was gonna say i was

gonna see her list doesn't have good one-on-one-hand guys but bob marley i think he's probably a premier one-on-one-hand guy i think i don't think like um i think i think cool dudes um um i I think a lot of, you know, chill dudes are probably a good hang, but cool dudes, you're kind of intimidated to be around them. Yeah, it's kind of true. He's the alpha, yeah. Yeah. He's not going to be. And, you know, even like Bob Marley, I think his band was mad at him

when they first started playing for the Babylonians. They were like, we're not supposed to be doing this. And Bob Marley was like, no, the message of the music is so good. We'll spread peace that way. But you could say he was maybe doing that for more self-interested motivations. I love Bob Marley. He's awesome. This is a good let.

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It's good. Ooh. I got to go with, you know, I'm not loving any. That's my list looking. A rock star. Do I haven't? I might need an actor guy here. I'm going with my actor guy.

He's actually done some somewhat lame stuff in life. But he's the coolest. he's just a fucking dude I'm gonna go with Clint Eastwood oh good pick great pick

this guy he's the man he's just awesome I think he's the there's obviously like I don't maybe I'll just say I don't know you guys are going to take John Wayne are you like John Wayne's a big Western guy

but I think Clint Eastwood is a cooler Western guy I think his movies in the 70s are the most badass his dirty hairy the character he plays alone and then just in real life you know he's probably he's a big conservative guy he was the mayor of like carmel he's like dude i want to keep this town chill i like that he did that he took action and dude he's just he directs which is badass he uh famously has one of my favorite quotes while directing as in age probably has to do with him just wanted to get through set

because he's old but uh his dp's like hey clint we're gonna push in for your close up now he's like people know my face and he just has i think kind of of the coolest just scat like what does that look that he has the scowl or just the uh the steel the ice yeah just the ice look that that just he didn't let you in as an actor which was kind of part of his masculine power speaking of plane stories he's got one of the craziest plane stories where when he was in the military he uh had to make it back from his weekend pass it was like a quick flight from like norcal back to the la area or whatever and the pilot was like all right man just getting like the cargo hole of the plane the plane went down

over the water the pilot died never recovered he swam to shore and just got like and then made it to like some weird like lighthouse post like passed out and just like fucking what absolutely went beast mode so he actually has a sick-ass survival story dude the guys got actual real grit did it's sick and a big jazz fan he had directed that movie bird about charlie parker with forest whittaker so he's a man of refined taste and of culture. I like that amount of taste. I heard he only gives one take while he's directing. Shoots the rehearsals, always comes in under Budge.

Matt Damon asks for another take, and he goes, sure, if you want to waste everyone's time. I love that. So good. I love that. And you know what? Dude, he's 6'4. I love tall 6'4.

6.4 is the coolest height. You got Abraham Lincoln, too. You got some good two guards. That's a good pick. guy. I like him over John Wayne too. John Wayne's real name, Marion. Yeah. That hurts you. Man, I'm really getting hosed on these

me, let me take a whiz real quick. On these poles. I stand by Neal. All right, I'm up. They didn't like Neil? They don't like Neil, dude. This is wild. That's wild.

Fuck, dude. This is. I mean, you had a, you, Francis Burton one that fired me up I'm like I want to get out there and learn about fucking I'm going down well go ahead

sorry Dan Lernernhart oh two great big man the intimidators dude I didn't know that much about him and the other day I started watching the dock holy fuck he's the coolest guy I still have to finish it

but already he's the coolest guy for all time the stash dude what's the dock on Amazon Prime I got to watch that dude it's a series it's really really, really good so far. Oh, wait, was the acted one with Barry Pepper

or like a doc, doc, doc? This is Doc, doc, yeah. Oh, okay, cool. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, Earnhardt. Dude, what a bad, wait, what are some of like the greatest hits of his badassery?

Well, he's like, he was the original Wrangler Man and just the picks of him when they, he was just, a cowboy race car driver, mustache, fucking crushing beers, didn't really see his kids until, like, they were like five.

Of course. Was just, his whole life was racing and he was so, dedicated to racing and he was such a like not reckless but aggressive driver like he won so many races because he was like I don't really give a fuck if I die and

that's how he went out and he died racing which is sick that is sick how do he die again like what happened was a crash right having gone there at Daytona what race was he at turn three Daytona Dale Earnhardt one so him and his son were the only ones who didn't wear this neck brace device

that now is like yeah is uniform And I kind of loved it about him I was like yeah he's tough He doesn't wear that shit And I think it probably would have helped him But he was the cool And he had that black carded

When I'd be watching NASCAR You just see him barrel an ass And he'd be like oh this guy's gonna fucking destroy everybody Especially because it was him and when I was growing up It was him and Jeff Gordon And Jeff Gordon was like a pretty boy And drove kind of like a fruity colored car He has a dork

And then Dale Earnhardt was like this old southern boy They were just like he has like spit or chew in his car right now he's fucking diesel dude yeah like do you think they can make anyone like dale hernhart nowadays mm-mm those those days are just gone huh no he'd have he'd just be on a youtube rabbit hole these days yeah come out of his house and be like you know the aliens are landing uh in our water supply that's true dude it's that's a great point is like the internet could have got to a lot of these guys dude yeah yeah internet could have got to Dale and he would have just come out and been like

he was uneducated in the best way Reddick gift porn would have taken him down dude he'd be gooning for they're all the guiners you're passing to go strickling the jacking off it's tough to beat that's why with my next pick I'm going with the guy who invented porn

no I'm kidding Johnny Sins I thought about picking Johnny Sins a big fan but no no you know what with my next pick my next two picks I'm kind of realizing I'm not going to win it, but I just want to give love to some guys who have really inspired me. This next guy, I watched his documentary. I think Chad recommended it. It might

have been Strider. And I was like, I'd seen Free Solo and I was like, this is the coolest shit I've ever seen. And then I think it was Chad was like, you got to watch the Donwall. Oh, yeah. And Tommy Caldwell. Yeah. And dude, Tommy Caldwell, to me, is about as inspiring a role model as you could have yeah like he's a kid he just starts ripping it rock climbing he he travels the world just dominating at it's doing a sport that's like you know pure and in nature and really has risk in it but is also about like appreciating what what's out there and then loses a finger and the doctor's like you're not going to climb anymore and he gets better at climbing after that he's so he has this he's just like not tough looking guy but

but he just has this indomitable spirit. And you're like, dude, he loses his finger and he's still the best rock climber in the world. Then he's in Kersikstan with his girlfriend and a buddy and they get kidnapped by like militant terrorists. And they're walking up this mountain probably to their death or nowhere good. And then this sweethearted guy who doesn't look like a tough badass

just says, you know what, I have to do this and shoves their kidnapper off a cliff. Oh, yeah. And saves his girlfriend. and his friend's life. And then his girlfriend can't handle the trauma. They end up breaking up. He forgives her.

He like loves her still. He like understands that's her path. I mean, I would be full of resentment. I'd be bragging. I'd be like, I killed a terrorist. Yeah. He doesn't, no, he felt terrible about killing the terrorists. He, when he talks about it, he's like,

I didn't want to kill him and I didn't want to do it. You're like, dude, you did like the best thing you could do in that moment. But he has no pride in it. Then he's going up the dawn wall with his buddy. They're like in a little tent, five, thousand feet above the ground his buddy gets sick and he's like dude you could break the record go without me and then tommy goes no i'm staying with you we're climbing this thing together and a lot of his best climbs are with a partner like he's just the he could be the greatest solo guy but he loves

doing it with someone else and uh he waited for his buddy he got him right he got him healthy and then they finished the climb together and then the sweetest ending is the terrorist didn't die oh really he survived the fall off the cliff wow and so Tommy probably because he lives so pure like the kid in Fury is absolved of this what he thought was his sin and yeah I got to survive yeah I am spoiling the shit out of the dog

you don't even need to watch the dog but how many years old is it dude it's like recounting it it's at least 10 years old you get statute of you're good I would have picked a different climber Mark Andre Leclair the Alpinus guy

he's a great one too yeah and very pure-hearted right extremely like the he when he starts talking about how he was like yeah I just wanted to like my friends are doing acid but I just took way more than them

and then I disappeared into the woods for a few days he's like that's just kind of like how I do shit they're like let's take acid and watch the rug rats he's like I'm gonna take six tabs and I'm gonna go climb trees and he moved his tent down to the woods dude it was nuts he used the shit they're great guys like the ending of that one

is so powerful they're just very pure-hearted people and when you look at them they just have this like lightness to them where you're like man that's how we're supposed to live that's people at their best I think climbing really does that to you you gets you in touch with God yeah because they're pushing the envelope

they're on the edge of it all the time a lot of them die doing that you see that with the people who do like the couples that do the free diving too their partner always dies like they died doing what he loved I'm going to die doing this in a couple years and you're like that's kooky but it's kind of maybe how we're supposed to do it

who's like a Shane McConkey he like was the all time sender yeah he's a badass he freaking that's a great pick I like that you're so right dude and this guy is also So in the, what's the more famous doc? The one with that. Free solo. He's in free solo and he's just like.

Which is super sick too. It's a great doc. And that guy is amazing. Arnold's amazing as well. Not cool though. But not cool. Definitely unlikable. Yeah.

Oh, for sure. He's like super mean. I think the way he said to be so mean to his fucking girl. But dude then also like this is a spoiler movie like they're bouldering one day and like she drops them. Like she messes up. He's like, what the fuck, dude? Like I'm trying to bond with you right now. fuck up like it's uh yeah but dude he's uh your guy what's his name again i can't see Tommy

Caldwell Tommy is uh so nice in that doc like just giving him good advice it's just a good family man being like dude I'm really worried about you like just a kind gentle soul but then just the heart of a lion you're so right I love that juxtaposition and then okay with my last pick look we've picked some cool guys from from the heights of culture but will anybody ever be cooler than the coolest guy you knew when you were like 13 I don't think so. And I got to shout this guy out. He actually shares the name of one of the other coolest guys I know.

Your honorable mention, it'd be too much if I picked you and then had to talk about you. I couldn't handle it. I'd dissolve. My buddy from junior high, Chad D. Now, what made Chad D cool was he came to our school from being homeschooled. You think he'd be weird. He got held back a year so he'd be better at basketball. I was like, how was homeschool?

He's like, dude, it's the best. I'd study for an hour, then go play golf. He was handsome as hell. Every chick in school had a crush on him. He wasn't into any of the chicks. He was just like, look, this is who I'm here with, but I'm sorry. Like, I'm waiting for what works for me. He was unreal at basketball.

He played on, like, one of the best AAU teams in the country, and he used to just light it up, slick crossover, good pull-up three, could get to the hoop, could dish. Big family, just a great, cool guy. get to high school, we're at different high schools. He's killing it in basketball. He's starting to get offers from like Gonzaga places like that. We're like, Chad's going to be a, he might even make it to the league. It's going to be a big league dude. He's 15. He gets a girlfriend, cute little Mormon girl, knocks her up. Damn. Gets her pregnant. I'm like, dude,

what are you going to do? I'm like, you got to get rid of this thing, man. I'm like, you got a basketball career. How do you? And then Chad, never frazzled. He's like, 15, 16, he just looks to me, I'm like full of anxiety and zits. I can't get out the door without having a meltdown. He just looks at me and he goes, nah, dude, I'm just going to handle it. Like, we're just going to have this kid and it's going to be all right. Dude, she ends up having the kid. She's Mormon.

It's part of her faith. Part of his faith. He starts getting more into God. He raises the kid well through high school, gets a scholarship to a local college, plays ball there, then ends up getting a great job at Lowe's. Now he's still with her 20 years later. He is grandkids. He's got five kids that are.

his own and he's just handled everything that life he grew up in kind of a great household but kind of turbulent too every time i saw him growing up he just he just rolled with life and he never i never saw him sweat so and he retired from fucking he could have slept with every girl on the planet and he just met the girl he loved when he was 15 and said i'm doing this i i don't know i never met anyone cooler than chad d so it's yeah dude i got to put him up there turning down ass dude that's a cool thing to do but nah dude he wasn't into it you Christian was a little bit like that too. Big time.

The two guys I knew who could have done the most work in that department, both were like, not for me. God bless you, dude. I'm like, tell you guys need this. You boys need this. I'm good. I can see you turning down post-villy. You know, I'm cold back when the girl like bends over in front of Jude law, yeah.

Oh, insane team. Some did that front of Australia. He's like, no. It's a nice piece of ass. Chad D would have passed. Jude Law gets in there a little bit. Yeah. Philips Seymour Hoffman.

Dude, when I was a kid, and I saw that when I was, I must have been like 16 or something. I was just like, oh, I've jacked it to that scene. Oh, yeah. To crazy, see, who directed that movie? It's dirty. Anthony Mangilla of the English patient.

Jacking into movie scenes is so fucking for me. Dude, the greatest, dude. Because back in the day, too, before, like, you know, we had all the on-demand, like you can pause shit, you'd have to get a running start. So I'd be like, I'd be watching a movie, and I'd be like, all right,

unfaithful. I got like a 20 minute window. The scene's coming up in five minutes. I'm like be pretty hard when it comes on so you can pop. So they're warming up right now. The whole entire opening sequence to Gladiator just when they're in Gall dude just fucking just all let's unleash hell dude. I was unleashing hell

on my hog during that whole sequence. You beat it to Gladiator? Yeah, dude. Oh, to the fight? The fight scenes. That's pretty sweet. Which one? The opening. The opening scene when the Germanic guys like, oh, sing to heat it. Yeah. You know, dude. and what about that makes you come bro's getting along just just just uh the complete sequence

just a leader embracing his bros and when the dog protects him that makes me nut i like man and what about when the guy puts the other guy on a spike i mean that's reminds you a penetration yes that's penetrating yeah that's yeah that's penetration or the walking brother sister scenes oh those are like that no taboo they're pushing some buttons in my head for surety those will get you I'm like, but she's your sister. I'm like, but she does have some cans on her, huh? She's the princess. Yeah, but she's your sister, but she's a princess.

Do you guys think cool guys? How many chances are you going to get like that? Do you guys think cool guys 69? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll call Chad right now. For sure, dude. What's up? Yeah.

Standing 69. 69 is such a chill position. With me upside down, dude. Cool guys. Watch out for the fan on the roof. Cool guy. he's not in the DVD post it. He's kind of hanging out back there.

He's on his phone. He's like, the record's going to be done in a week. It's like DMX in that one movie and he's getting blown in the car. He's on the phone with his girlfriend. Yeah, babe. Yeah, babe.

I'll be home soon and just drops it. You talking about belly? Belly, yeah. Just, oh, oh, that's a good. Coolest dude is the villain in desperado smoking the sig while the girl's going cowgirl on. He's just like, well, the Stogey's thinking about defeating his enemies while getting ridden while getting ridden.

He's being ridden. ridden dude and he's just dude can you imagine if you're an actor and do you like get a script and you're like wait I could I guess smoke a doink while getting ridden and then you're like dude when are we shooting

that scene? Yeah let's go this is great yeah can we can do another take I had another yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um dude this is a this is a hard one I think I am gonna go

man man man man yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah dude what cool this I almost said that without even like thinking about it that's how cool these guys are I'll go Harrison Ford oh dude

sick it was between him and Jeff Goldblum couldn't but I think Harrison just says that Jeff Goldblum is just incredibly suave he was a carpenter he's a carpenter

he's strong he probably gets that power from his earring that he wears when he's not acting I think he flies like emergency rescue He's in water dumps for the Wyoming like forest department.

I think he has to emergency land his own plane. He hasn't done it like four times on golf courses? On Penmar. Yeah, he's got like gone, how to go down on Penmar twice. There's a, there's a hole named after him. He rescued a kid that went missing in the woods. Really?

Yeah. Yep, he found him. Wow. And he improbbed the line. When Lay is like, I love you. The original line was he goes, I love you back to her. And he was like, that sucks.

So he goes, I know. and they kept it in and they were banging they were having an affair very cool and she was like obsessed with them and later she wrote all about their affair right before she died

and she dedicated the book to his ex-wife really yeah in like a night like a what he knows what she was thinking this bitch was so off her rocker

dude on Valium and every other kind she was just I very day class A I think it was a shot across the bow wow Yeah, he's the man.

And in the coolest movies ever. Yeah, Indiana Jones. He's Han Solo, bro. Come on. Hans Solo is fucking coolest president. I remember when Air Force One came out, my mom was just like, you know, my mom was just so into Harrison. Oh, yeah, dude. Every mom loves Harrison Ford.

Every mom, yeah. He's like the, yeah, Mills love Harrison Ford. And my wife and I watched, what's the Air Force One on our wedding night? Oh, he did? You watched Air Force One on your wedding night? Why? He copied me. I needed to get horny.

I was like, I had a lot of drink, and I was like, I need to get a boner, babe. We got to put Air Force One on. And then as soon as he delivers, get off my plane, I was like, get on my hot. You're watching it while getting ridden? That's how you stay home. Yeah, and I was just fucking re-eating our cake from that night. Just ripping a heater. All right.

Am I up? All right. I got to go. with a guy who, I think this was the dude that, there was a crew of dudes who were probably the coolest, most wily dudes you've ever seen in your life. Bussy posy. And there's other dudes in the crew

who you'd like to be like, oh no, I like this guy more. Oh no, this guy's my favorite dude in the crew, but this guy was the coolest guy in the crew. I'm going with Johnny Knoxville. Yeah, that's a great pick. And he just, dude, he's, was the dude who made vintage T's cool and he always did like there's the guy who's like he does the crazy shit man this guy's got the biggest balls i think johnny knoxville had the biggest

balls out there doing his stunts his crazy shit and just like being that guy who does that i don't give a fuck like every dad was afraid their kid would be like johnny knoxville unless you went all in and you hit jackpot and you became johnny knoxville multifaceted sneaky great actor yep now he does like stuff with chicks where he like writes letters and stuff which is kind of like alright dude but but that's okay his game is a little bit I'm not going to hate the player hit the game but the player you got to respect them you know I've been thinking about talking about this too this isn't even gamesmanship did you see this stuff with Dan Curry not and Johnny Knoxville no vaguely who's just there? Dan Curry was a Eric Andre's old writing partner and

Johnny Knoxville tased him on set oh like very narrowly just ran up and tased him and Dan broke his ankle and then the the production wrote it down as self-induced harm so i don't think dan ever got compensated for it oh right whoa so he tased him many felonbrook yeah like you can watch the video of him getting tased oh shit knoxel just takes the taser chases him pins dan and then dan falls down and snaps his ankle fuck and then johnny just tries to like kind of like laugh it off laugh it off and be like that was fair play like whatever and then i think dan's for a couple years has been trying to uh

jeez get restitution on it damn okay that's this is marketably uncool but this is my fifth pick this is my fifth pick I do have to say absent of knowing that

let's hope Aaron I'm glad Aaron hopefully Aaron doesn't know that information going into but the stuff he did like getting hit by a bowl is pretty cool and crazy amazing

I'm taking a rubber bullet to put yourself on the line for entertainment yeah is insane in his laugh like dude the way like the cool guy laugh his laugh like if you got johnny knoxville to laugh at something you did

you felt very cool dude i think he's go ahead i was going to say the coolest thing at first when he fights butter bean and he gets knocked like his butter being okay that's his number one moment of all times yeah yeah that might be one of the best moments ever yeah you're right like a china shop yeah and what a genius to be like is butter being okay and he's fully like I remember seeing that I'm like that's the coolest guy that's everywhere I think the second close moment

from him was when they were doing the like the crowd control weapons and they're like this one will like knock down an elephant and they shoot like three of them and like done

and bam just drop to the ground and Johnny stays on his feet and just like hops around and you're like dude how are you not immobilized he really was just the toughest guy yeah he's nuts

that one's crazy I mean like before the show he wore a bulletproof vest and had his friend shoot him oh yeah oh yeah that was wild who was i think number two fuck i forget his name who's got the ponytail chris ponnius yeah i put him as number two that's awesome that's what i was saying in the crew was always like you always want to be like no i like chris ponnius the most actually and he was amazing but johnny knoxville's the yeah like ponnis was so funny when he pulls penis out and then like he'd be running as like uh chasing the the uh we man around it was so funny this video he was

He was living his car. And he was like, oh, yeah, check out my car. I'm living in here. And they're like, you're living in here? He's like, yep. They're like, so all of your worldly belongings are in this car. And he goes, yeah, it's just like a bunch of speedos and like a couple of things. He's like, yeah, it's pretty much all I'm rocking with right now.

It's so funny, man. He hears a legend dude, this guy. Cool. Yeah, there's a good list. Chad, take us home. All right. this is a tough one but i think i know how i'm okay i love it this guy is a cool comedy actor this guy's an enigma he's unreachable you can only reach him by landline

you can only reach him by email doesn't even have an agent you know you just got to email him say hey do you want to be in this movie he'll show up at your wedding party eat some of your fries and be like no one i'll ever believe you yes bill murray yes the original hipster i like it i like it he's legend i think he's the ultimate riz his style of comedy too was just like his personality heavily inserted into every character in it he pulled it off i've heard he's uh he's a giant ticket i have heard that too though this is my damn shaghan mccanay oh that would have been good i'm gonna it's cool i do think bill murray though like on camera

like seeing him in Ghostbusters I was like I want to be like that guy it felt kind of achievable like he was just all in his energy he's got that every man cool yeah like he's not necessarily the best looking but he's just got like a Riz

where you're like he has the ultimate Riz that's the thing he has the ultimate Riz and his off camera stuff besides like the dick stuff that was mentioned like just going into random

he does what I think I would want to do if I was at that level of celebrity like you know like where he's like he would just walk in a random party and stuff he would like go up to someone grab their hat and be like no one will ever believe you yeah just all those kind of like folklore's about him just having fun at night because he's bill murray always felt like oh that's how you should do it well how is he a dick in out do you have any stories uh just like recently uh last few projects he's been on there's just been huge problems on

set with him apparently i think he's just an old school guy he grabs ass he's probably grabbing nice, he's probably doing Chinese accents. He's probably doing some Indian accents. He's probably doing accents. And he's had a lot of beefs, like him and Chevy Chevee's beef, him and Harold Ramas had a falling out, him and Lucy Lou had a beef. But I kind of respect people who have beef, so

as long as it's in service. It's cool to have beefs like that. He's a real ass dude. And dude, to beef with Lucy Lou, like if I were near Lucy Lou, I'd be like, hey, can I get you some dessert? And he's like, you suck at acting.

That's what he said to her, right? Yeah, yeah. And then he is, that was another accent related beef, probably. Oh, yeah, he's dropped the accent to. He's got his moves. You know where he's going with it. I think it's funny to come home to and your wife's like, how was your day? You're like, I'm just beefing so hard with Lucy Lou right now.

Yeah, yeah. Exactly too. We're not getting along. Huge onset of disagreement. Man, Lucy, it's a great pick. He's a legend. Eron. Aeron.

What's up, guys. Aaron, we're feeling cool right now. Yeah. That's all I had to say. I like that. How are you feeling? I'm feeling cool. That's what's up.

Aaron, do you do stand-up 69? I haven't, but I'm down. That's a cool-ass answer, dude. Dude, Aaron, you should be on this list. Someone would be really bucking for my approval and I would, I accept it. Yeah, Aaron, I picked you for all my picks, dude. That would be nuts, but it's a big swing. I like it.

All right, Aaron. Do you have the list? Yeah, I have the list. Do you want me to recap? Yep. Okay, we've got Muhammad Ali, Jesus Christ, Richard Francis Burton, Tommy Caldwell, Chad D, the junior high buddy, came from home. school 15 year old father next we've got jimmy hendricks denzel washington cleopatra

dale earnhart harrison ford that's fire then we've then we've got snoop dog abraham lincoln johnny cash clen eastwood johnny knoxville also fire and then lastly we've got miles davis bob marley neel armstrong michael jordan and bill murray also fire These are good list. These are good list. So cool. Not a lot of nerds on there. No nerds, dude.

This list is nerd averse. Well, now, obviously I had to look up Richard Francis Burton. And I'm currently looking up Tommy Caldwell. I'm just not familiar. This guy seems cool, ish. I will let you know that the group chat voted Richard Francis Burton above Neil Armstrong One of the biggest upsets in history

What's the beef against Neil, dude? I think there's better astronauts Wait, I shouldn't say, I'm saying anything Sorry, so I gotta shut my little mouth You know, he has shooed fame though, that's pretty sick He's corinous about it Cool as hell Obviously his accomplishment is cool as hell

But yeah, Buzz Aldrin is Decidedly cooler guy Yeah, he's like irascible cooler name yeah Neil was like very very cool with being in the background fading away in obscurity you know you convince me it's a stupid pick

no I mean I like it I'm not saying it's a bad pick I'm just saying buzz might be slightly cooler like you um your buzz light you're so chill he's not even a real astronaut he's not even a real astronaut

well he's a commander in space in the space command. Oh, that's true. All right. So, having looked up Richard Francis Burton, which I got to listen back to this episode and hear the explanation behind that.

And Chad, T. I've got to hear that. All right, I think I'm ready to rule. I think I have it. Oh, man. The top two, I think, are really close, but I got to make some choices here. for my fourth

fourth fourth best what am I trying to say here last fourth place in last place yeah whoever's getting last in last place I'm

I'm gonna take I think it's got to be Snoop Dogg Snoop Dogg that that list um yeah what the fuck

what the fuck because I don't think Lincoln's thought of is cool he's the first gotta pull off a chin strap beard pull it off

did he spark he inspired anyone else to have one he kept the fucking boys together did he kept the boys together this means Spoiler alert

This means I'm the uncoolest dude I've got bad taste in dudes What the fuck All right Keep going New dog's cool Johnny Cash is cool Clint Eastwood

Has a vibe about him That's cool Yeah I think he's cool Despite my disagreements With some of his things It's fine And Johnny Knoxville Seems like a very nice guy

But I don't know that Lincoln's cool. It's fine. One of the best presidents of all time. It's a cool dude. I'm not sure. It's fine. Then I'm going to have to go...

Then I'm going to have to go, Muhammad Ali. Great, great first overall pick. Two with Jesus. Great also. Then obviously you just lose me with guys I've never heard of. But you know, I got to be honest. I'm kind of psyched my buddy from high school.

beat Abraham Lincoln and bro you picked me over two I got last over two dudes you don't know but Muhammad Ali and Jesus are so strong I came out the gates hot that's true that's true

good freaking cold these guys aren't chill as fuck those guys are super chill that's true he's the chillest brother he's the chillest brother in his dude he's just straight he's a

Look, I'm an idiot. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. She should just pick the guy who invented Iladelf. Dude, I always given the state of the union. Dude, what are you? fucking it's a fucking chin strap all right all right these next

two are really close um when I think of cool dudes like I kind of think of chill chill vibes Michael Jordan does not have chill vibes he might be the least chill person

to have ever played sport but he is cool person to have ever played sport but he is cool but he's still cool like he's not chill but he's cool like he was a brand and he made you know bald and an earring he couldn't bring back to Hitler mustache thank goodness yeah that wasn't cool at all but I respect the intent to try I was like honestly I mean we'll never really know how cool Cleopatra was just because who can you know tell that from hieroglyphs

dude plutarch talks about it then he's probably like the only girl alive at the time that didn't stick me oh man I think I'm gonna go it's true it didn't smell back yet I think I gotta do this I think it's very close

but I think I got to do uh as my two Miles Davis Bob Marley and Elon Strong and my number one with a very inspired number four Dale Earnhardt was a big factor for me, I think, because he's the only guy who's NASCAR driver who's been cool.

He wasn't even on the list of the 20. Whoa. That was good. You got inspired. Yeah. Hendricks, starting with Hendricks, Denzel. Those are just the coolest dudes. Cleopatra, solid in the middle, historical pit.

And, you know, I love Harrison Ford with all my heart. So, yeah, Jimmy Hendricks, Denzel, Cleopatra, Dale Earnhardt, Harrison Ford. wins this draft nice dude good stuff Aaron thank you so much man thank you Aaron

great judging who won who won I did it's my privilege thank you he came in and he showed us he crushed thank you yeah it was cool

I sunk so much time to that list and honestly pretty believed I fucking won you actually researched in the coolest way you put on remember the Titans which is sick and then did a little research that's great

drinking alone is really awesome that's awesome and I think it was smart to not put Wood Harris on the list, even though I know that was hard for you. I did, I had some sneaky ones. I had Wood Harris, Bugs Bunny, uh, Mazzie Star. Oh yeah, yeah, she's cool, yeah.

OJ Simpson, 1967, and 1994. That's good, that's good. Lane Kiffon. Laine. Ricky Williams would have been good. Oh, yeah. Alicia Keys. I almost did her, oh, Alicia Keys. Rihanna and Voltaire were almost on my list.

What about Tupac? Tupac was on my list as well. Biggie. I was going to take a lot. Ronald Ritchie instead of Johnny Knoxville. Lano Ritchie's cool. Interesting. Yeah. Lenny Kravitz.

Yeah. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, that's a very good one. Kianu. He was on my sexiest guys list. Yeah. He's cool. Rob Machado.

Machado. Oh, dude, yeah. Charles Berkeley? Very cool. I was surprised no surfers got picked. I just don't think they're well known enough. And surfers go to the gym now, dude. We've talked about this, do they?

Would you go with Duke? Would you've gone with Kamah, man? Dude, I didn't even think about it before, but during the draft, I was like, Duke would be sick. I was going to pick Jason Mamoa, dude. I've been watching Chief of War. Jason Mamoa is awesome, dude.

What about Jack Nicholson? I had him on my list. Jack Johnson. Yeah, he seems very choked. Woody Harrelson, yeah, I'm surprised with him. Woody would have been good, dude. I didn't want any actors. I was like, I know these guys, man.

Not actually, I don't know them, but like, I know them. They act. And acting isn't cool, like if you pretend. Yeah, when you mean an actor in real life, you're like, you're weird. But that makes them good actors. They should be that way. Barry Wood, the guy with a huge dink during COVID.

Oh, yeah. Is that black guy? Yeah, yeah. That would have been sick. Rest in peace. Oh, that guy's cool, yeah. Johnny Sins for sure, Manuel Farrara. Yeah, good call.

Some of the Gianna Michaels. Oh, the best, yes. Rachel Rocks. Those are cool. Those are cool ladies, dude. They're cool chicks. It's the coolest thing you can do, dude. It's being out there getting the boys horny.

Having a good time. All right, we're going to go jack off. Thanks, Eric. Let her. Love you, man. Liam. Dude, congrats, man. He came in here.

Thank you. Thank you for having. You know, it's done. Great work, Liam. You will go, your name will go on the list now with the dub. You will be forever in the anals of history. I do them. Thank you.

I'm fucking. That was sick. All right. Thanks, dudes. Thank you guys for having me. We're really missing ones do you go. I know there's lots and out of the world's things that are you going to be. Go in.

What there is, I'm going to be, I'm going to be, which are empty. The challenge is empty.