Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 414 - French Questions with STRIDER WILSON

Episode Date: November 13, 2025

Today we are joined by Strider Wilson for another Questions EP. Each bro has a list of 5 questions for each other. We go deep on Grilled Cheese, Childhood stories, Golf vs Tennis and DREAMS. Strider talks about his recent experiences with the elderly.  We are live streaming a Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://appreeshapparel.com/ Come see us on Tour! Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Thanks to our Sponsors:HomeChef: The Best Meal Kits! Go to https://www.homechef.com/godeep and get 50% off your first box + free dessert. PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake Rohret

Gourn'tee I'm going to I don't know French I'm just going to Spanish Those are you better Spanish Sorry you've been Spanish we are here j t you want to tell them why we're rocking the the turlnecks yeah what up everybody it's a international french dip day so to honor a legendary sandwich and one that has brought us so

much joy we all dressed as french dudes so that entails wearing turtlenecks and that's it and then a french attitude as well so what up big ups to the french dip invented here in los angeles but French. So, uh, legends. Dude, huge shout to auju. Aoujou is probably my favorite liquid dip for a sandwich. For sure. I don't even know, are there any other liquid dips?

That's what makes the French so revolutionary. I don't even know if there are any other liquid dips besides creamy ones. That is the biggest revolution in France was the invention of the Aju sauce. Everyone knows that historically. That's the true. Also, fat, fat shout out. to the horseradish dip. Love horse radish.

You've got to have that horse radish. Just bought a bottle of that the other day. So clutch, dude. Are you infusing that into a lot of recipes that you're making at home? You're making a lot of dank stuff these days. Oh, that's kind. This is very generous. You didn't have to say something like that.

And I'm honored to say that. And, Chad, me giving JT this compliment, I want you to know and listeners to know, especially cream jeans because I've seen cream jeans out there trying to start beef because I made a dank, dank chocolate ganache. Saw that. Thank you for commenting.

I was really proud of that. And Chad, you've been making some recipes and you've been taking a lot of flack and I want you to know that I support you in your culinary journey, which French is your favorite cuisine and, you know, the French are known for a lot of their great natural ingredients. So I think it's apt that we talk about it today. And how are you feeling going for, you know,

taking such flack about your grilled cheese and your... Yeah, you know, my fiancé, she cooks for us, but, you know, she's been working hard. It's the holiday season. She's out there making sales. So I was like, you know, I've got the night alone tonight. I'm going to make myself grilled cheese. And put some pepper jack on there, some butter, sourdough toast, toss it on there. And I was so proud of myself, I was so pumped on it that I posted a photo on Instagram, stoked on this grilled cheese.

Immediately, I just got ripped to shreds. like the cheese isn't melted all the way. Whoa. And, you know, that's just, it was a classic lesson in having just too much pride. You know, I thought I was, I thought I was cordon blue by that point, you know, like literally the guy, Mr. Cordon. So, yeah, so it took a lot of flack and then, you know, took some time to reevaluate for that next week.

And just applied myself. I spent the whole week studying grilled cheese. You know, it's a staple of France. I was like, bonjour, you know, gouda. And I was like, and then I made a grilled cheese, and I think I redeemed myself. Some say I burnt the toast, but I was, I made a melted cheese, grilled cheese, and I was pretty pumped on it. Wow. So do you feel like people were too hard on you?

No, I left it. I love the criticism. You thrive on that. I thrive on it. I was like, you know what, I needed this. Thank you for knocking me. down a peg you know I got called a taint sniffer a trout sniffer a dink the human showed I got called a just a I got called a piece of shit five times and those were just people in your

family mm-hmm yeah my mom was like who did I raise like you are literally a piece of shit yeah your mom's side texting me she goes Chad's being such a huge pussy right now yeah my dad texted me he's like uh you know you are the biggest show i've ever seen in my life it's a generational thing for sure because my dad was side texting me and he was just hammering you with gay pejoratives yeah yeah i had to be like dad let's hold up a second because a you know gay people make a good sandwich b that's my boy was that your i got a unknown number burner account is burner number yeah because I was like I was like man this guy's really going in on me saying I love dudes and it's a lot of work because his dad that was your dad is my dad his dad's texting from a flip phone

yeah he's texting from a flip phone so to write a gay pejorative from a flip phone you actually have to you have to hammer the key yeah yeah three times and then go to the next one to find the right letter in defense of my dad he said he had been bummed for a while and he said that made him feel a lot better so you've helped my dad a lot I'm happy to be of service Yeah, I mean, you know, if anyone, if anyone's feeling down and they want to just call me a piece of shit, you know, if it makes you feel better, you know, I'm opening the floodgates. That's huge. One might say it's an entire new recipe and an entire new way of satiating the appetite for hate among people. You cooking a meal for yourself that you're eating on your own.

Yeah. You're honestly feeding so many people. Thank you, dude. And by the way, you know, I know open the floodgates to let you guys call me a piece of shit. but say you got that from the podcast so I don't just start seeing that and wondering why, you know, say it's, oh, it's because they're grilled cheese

or it's because you told me to on the podcast. You know, because then I'll know, you know, the other ones I'll be like, okay, you know, something else I did. Does that make sense? Yeah, yeah. You want to be able to know why I'm a piece of shit.

Yeah. Yes. And then, have you guys noticed this phenomenon that, and I think this connects to your experience when you cook your own food it always tastes good oh yeah like i accidentally put some of my dog gigi's kibble into my uh rice beans and chicken dish i still thought it tasted dang it's good i love that what kind of kibble is it is it pedigree it's uh i just bought a new one it's blue oh like the blue mountain oh yeah blue named after blue the dog yeah seen those

commercials blue clues yeah um but it's it's the most expensive one at vons very nice it's probably a lean protein probably some lamb in there it's probably a protein supplement you're not ordinarily getting so maybe a kind of a good move to put that in there chicken giblets yeah i just got a little self-conscious jay cut all that oh keep it in you know what jake keep it in keep me saying in that I want to take it out. Dude, that's very brave of you to do that. I just, you know, that means a lot to me that you would say that. And I've been wanting to compliment you and your braveness lately.

Thank you very much. I've been feeling pretty brave. I've been taking a lot of more risks of just speaking my truth. And I've realized I have a rage that exists within my being. And I'm taking it out on a lot of. of my friends you i i texted you from many times cut bitch fucking fucker you stuffed a couple there i did smart i did but they are genuinely smart but they do because this is live right come over the patreon if you really want to see me unload subscribe to the subscribe to the

patreon if you really want to see what i say to my friends but i have this rage that within me, and I've been letting that out. I learned of this when I actually was in France at the Louvre with my wife. I was looking at the statues. I was looking at Bernini's and Rodans and a whole assortment of other artists. I don't even know. But just seeing the realism and the statue just made me say to myself, I need to be real.

And some of that is anger, and I need to let it out. Jake During that beautiful Soliloquian post Can you punch in Because Strider's eyes got Watery And I don't mean this in an exploitative way

But I think that's helpful for people to see What now what is Generating those teary eyes You know One is the safe space You guys have created here I really am appreciated a tough of it I appreciate you

Actually I wanted to appreciate you because I think you've created a safe space as well. So it's in the safe space. Thank you very much. And so it's nice to have that. It's nice. I feel the embrace of the turtleneck that we're wearing now. And I think it's very French of us.

I think French, I think European men cry and exude emotion more than the average American male, I would say. The average American male maybe only gets to exude emotion when driving in his car alone. Yeah. maybe at the gym and maybe at their men's group meet up yeah other than that i don't know european men and i was just in france and i was just in london they're exerting emotion everywhere museums taking taking in an espresso during the siesta in spain which i wasn't there but i think they do the bite of a croissant every time you bite into a croissant you're healing you're feeling

a motion. It's sprinkling all over and you go, damn it. I've, I've half a croissant right now. Just sitting in the back door compartment. What do they call that? Oh yeah, the side panel of the door? Yeah, where you can leave stuff. What do they call that? I think that's just, I always refer to to it at Vallette, which is a French term. Just the side panel. The side panel. Thank you. The croissant compartment. If you want to see J.T. Fully cry, switch over to the Patreon. You know, that's interesting.

He brought up the rage because I, you know, last time we were hanging out, we went to one of those smash places where you just smashed stuff to get anger out. It looks like the tears are coming. Oh, dude. This is good. And I saw you yelling at that old lady Crossing the street

You're like you slow bitch Yeah You need a walker And then you kick the walker out from under her Yeah I did And that was on my way Because the smash isn't enough for me anymore

Yeah And I was like strata Whoa calm down You're like I don't like slow bitches Yeah Yeah Because the thing is I move

I live my life at a pace And I bless you don't ever interrupt me and if a slow bitch and especially an old slow bitch gets in my way she's going to have to pay the price and honestly the way I look at it is I'm doing her a favor

because there's a lot of guys out there worse than me who would do worse things to that slow bitch and you wouldn't no I wouldn't so so when I kick out a walker from an old lady it's a wake up call she should thank me

And I appreciate when you confer that reality to people. When you say, listen, you know, if the home boys were here, they'd be running a train on you. Yeah. And they would not be gentle about it, you know, running back shots. Guys about 220. Yeah. And a lot of my buddies? Yeah.

Big fucking dicks. Big dicks. And you say, hey, but here I am. And I'm just telling you, excuse me. Mm-hmm. But I could, but I could get, I could be a guy who does that's something else. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

So true. And a lot of my boys, like you just said, 6-5, 220, fat fucking dicks, fucking a lot of rage. Mm. When they're, when they're humping, they want to send, they want to send that old bitch back to the Stone Age when she was born. Yeah. That's what they do. they knock the dust up that's not how the crew here does it though no no no no i simply just kick out a walker and tell her hey let's go keep him moving i mean but i did hear you you did say at

one point i'm i'm gonna knock the dust off that pussy yeah yeah yeah i'll say stuff like that and and i do mean it you know what i mean but but i'd say because i'll say in the grammatical sense I'd knock like I would if if if you don't pick up the pace yeah and if you like if you don't pick up the pace my boys will did you stutter yeah exactly I'll say did I stutter and then you know a lot of times old lady she can't really hear well or something like that and at that point I'll just go unreal and just keep it moving and I'll do it to everyone you know I'll do it not really a guy I really wouldn't do it though to a guy younger stronger than me virile I wouldn't really do it to a guy older woman weaker smaller male yes I'll

you get your demos threaten them um you know somebody who maybe is missing an appendage because I'll know how I can attack and defeat them but a full virile strong male. No, I wouldn't really say that to them. Right, because if they're missing an appendage, you'll take the prosthetic and beat them with it. I'd threaten it. Yeah.

Yeah. I'd say something like, you think that's, you think you're moving slow now? Just wait till my boys are done with you. Because my boys are horny. Man, Europe really, you really evolved after Europe. dude i would say it really was i was hesitant to go i would mutter to myself my wife my she's making me going there's travel she knows it's tough and stuff me in a tin tube for 10 hours they better have good

movies and they had a good pretty good decent movie list good i didn't watch it i locked myself in the bathroom and enjoyed adult videos that's such sorry they they block that they block that I'm getting emotional thing about it. Oh, do I have hacks? I use a VPN. Yeah, I use a VPN. Sorry, I'm getting emotional. That's nice you're crying, man.

Yeah. Wow. It's very French of me to cry. I think it's really amazing. Thank you. It's just I don't spend much time around men anymore. Hold space for you. Thank you.

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must be an active subscriber to receive free dessert. JT you've been going to jiu-jitsu and getting pinned on purpose that's true yeah thank you uh because i've been a little reluctant to brag bag. But yeah, I see a crisis in men of feeling like they can't overcome. And for me to help guys going through that, give them a free pin. I'll go into Jiu-Jitsu, warm up on the mat, and then I just let them work it out on me, through me. almost in me it's a very very giving of you yeah and I feel good

because to me I can get so wrapped up and winning yeah it feels good to help a guy society tells us to constantly win

accumulate success you know It's nice that you can step onto the mat and have a space where you can take an L. It feels good. And then I realize, like, why try to win a fight? Yeah. Who taught me that was the right thing to do?

You know, Dalton and Roadhouse says no one ever really wins a fight. Exactly. should we do a cues yeah guys we prepared questions for one another this is a thing we do on this podcast Shreder do you want to go first

honored to go first perhaps I should go just right around perfect make it easy JT here's one this is a vulnerable one to start out with what is a time you've been the most proud of yourself

and jealous of another kind of a two for one so I'm cheating a little bit here a time you've been most proud of yourself and then a time you've been jealous of another I don't know if it was the most jealous but I remember one time I was out in downtown L.A. with two of our buddies Joe and Reggie and I think me and Reggie had been going for the same girl yeah and uh you remember no I don't was I there uh I don't think so no I was just saying I can relate to that I see where you're going sorry sorry I'll shut up and then I'm no no please stupid stupid I'm such a stupid fucking bitch I actually liked that you interrupted there really

yeah because it felt like you were just so compassionate towards my experiences that even the moments where I came up short resonated deeply in your own memory that's what I was trying to convey with my sort of what's the French term for a emotional yet broad statement of yeah Yeah. I'm sure there's a French term for that. Les Perrie de la Escalier. Exactly. That's what, I think I'll remember what that means later. So.

You'll have deja vu. Hey. Hey. I was out at the bar with, um, with those two and Reggie pulled the girl. I think her name was Paulina. And, uh, I was pissed. And so I went, on a tear. I just started hitting on every single other girl at the bar because I didn't want to be

alone. Or I just wanted to be in action. Or maybe I was horny. Yes. And our buddy Joe came up and he said, can't you just be happy for Reggie? Really? Yeah. And I said, I'm not mad at Reggie. I'm just really horny, man. But I think Joe is right. I think I was a little bit jealous. Of course. What was the did Reggie just take her back or was he making out with her on the floor? How did it go down? They were just

vibing. If her energy was a telekinetic burst of like laser beams emanating out of her a la

cyclops her focus was all Reg. And I was it was clear we weren't in a boat i think she ended up having a three-way with one of our other friends and his girlfriend and that's pretty radical oh jake very nice jake we very good reference was it established up top like you know you guys were like picking out tail and strata you're like i'm not you know i'm gonna find a slow bitch yeah oh yeah because when i go out to the bar my number

priority before getting it in is teaching a slow bitch a lesson yeah and then so you you guys saw paulina where you do you say you know at the same time i got her how to go down i think it was more our friend's girlfriend brought a girl who was pretty and at that point all of us were like all right i'm going to take a crack at this and i wasn't on my shit my stees wasn't hitting I was low and slow without much huss power and she wasn't digging

and Reggie was on it he was bringing it and he deserved it and in that moment I felt not myself, not my best I think that's probably the times I felt the most acute jealousy is what I've been out in the world and the honeybees are running with

other fellas and you're kind of you're close to it you can see it and there's not much you can do about it and you just have to sit in the disappointment. And hopefully there's a food truck. Amen to that. I mean, I can relate so heavily. There was a guy who went to high school with.

Greatest dude ever, nicest guy in the world. Had amazing game. The chicks loved him. He honestly didn't even need to have game, although he did. I will give him that respect. Six-four, handsome, good at basketball, smart. And it was a term after his last name, we would say, oh and you'd be running game on a girl and it wouldn't work out and you'd go

bro don't worry it's not you she's been her nendenized yeah after our boy hernandez and he just had such powerful game you to give yourself to quell your own spirit you would just have to say okay she's been her nendonized yep and so yeah this night she got reggieed paulina got redged and then one of you been proud you know i'm proud of myself fairly off. You should be. I love to hear this. You know, that means a lot to me that you would say that. Should be.

Because I think you should be as well. Thank you. I think maybe deep down I find that I'm the slowest bitch there is. And maybe that when I'm projecting this upon other old ladies, 75 plus typically, I'll look for a retirement center. I'll look for all Google places, shady, silver. um calm you know any sort of retirement facility hospital just to find old bitches to tell them to hurry to fuck up yeah and i think i'm the slow bitch maybe i'm just projecting projecting that

and maybe i should tell myself to hurry up there was near our old apartment on hayworth old people used to fall down outside all the time you just be driving and they're just being old person you you asked you like three old ladies and brought them back they like knew you at the place from bringing back old ladies there was days where i didn't have time to bring them back yeah and you would see them when you'd come back from whatever you did and i'm just going to have to leave dolores out today oh i thought you meant bringing them back to your to your crib chat you don't have to out me like that i did fuck them Dude, he was, dude

JT, dude, as his roommate. Dude, hey, roommate verifications, Chad. JT was swimming and pus. Vintage. The old lady would fall down. She'd bring me back. Bring me back to the home on, it's on Melrose. I'd say, no, no, no, we'd go for a little bit.

Let me take you back to my crib. Let me fix you upright. And then we get in there. This is where low and slow works. I'd make them some soup, that graze her hair. And I'd say, when's last some, what? Dude, we'd have a fucking... What's the last time someone really touched you?

I remember, when I first came to your apartment there, you had an older lady in there, and you spent some game, I was just watching. I was just observing. And you're like, yeah, you broke your hip six months ago? Let me break it again. The nice part about old people, too, bro. anal

no lube right because it's so loose just loose and always greasy damn so that sounds like disgusting

but if you like no that's not disgusting that makes me want to call my fiance you better get old quick that's the best part dog that's why you get married yeah a lot of fellas don't know about that either like you gotta be like

a real like dog like slash player to know but yeah like granny butt is so easy so wet it's so wet and it's so wet and it's so for me it's the one thing that's better dude it's the bomb oh you're slamming you're slamming granny ass too all the time bro dude i i told my wife i'm not getting and i said first thing I said when I met her what up second thing are both your grandma's alive she said yeah I said all right we can do this and then I sculpted out the grandmas I was like okay

my wife she's gonna age right she's gonna age how I like you know you slip into that granny butt dude fucking give her a butterscotch you know what I'm saying saltwater taffy yeah yeah enjoy a nice saltwater taffy

dude i remember the same time when i pull up to the your apartment i remember you you were out front with a megaphone in some old bitch's face just like you move slow old bitch you move slow that's why you fell down that's why you're off balance exactly you got no you got you know hand out of coordination you do some yoga old bitch i go right up to her you're out of your era

you're out of your era find your era hurry up you know what I'm saying yeah I mean and then you know you clap cheeks sometimes I'll clap cheeks sometimes they like it you know take them back to the crib

beautiful you want to oh yeah so that was the most proud you've ever been was when you clap cheeks with an old bitch yeah I think I think the times where I've been truly selfless and helped older people feel connected

you actually seriously have done that remember you put on a comedy show at the retirement home yeah that's fun you've done a lot of you have done a lot of great things okay thank you for saying oh how do you say welcome in France did I know

Chad speaking of age if you could go back 10 years what would you change just so you know for a time frame this would be it's the 12th of November so November 12th 2015

that era, Adele's hello was topping the charts. Creed came out in theaters, that Thanksgiving. So that's kind of the era that we're talking about just for a frame of reference. What would I change in my life or in the world? Dude, I'm glad that you've taken a question that I asked and made it even better. So however you're feeling. I mean, I guess you're such a selfless guy, maybe the world. Maybe you change something within yourself and it makes the world a better place.

I don't know, however you choose to answer that. What would I change 10 years ago? I guess I was thinking it. When I was asking it, I was kind of thinking internally or maybe in your career or something like that. But don't be bogged down by that. I think I would change. You know, I was a young whippersnapper.

I was teaching surfing. I was doing surf instruction. and my focus was on teaching German girls but now after this conversation I'd say I wish I'd been like no this is a surf school for old bitches yeah

because you know as you guys know surf instruction is you know the job is you're basically a jiggle you know you say pop up on the board and then we fuck yes

and so that's how it would go you know i'd be like donka you know donka shame um let's go back to the van and knock boots but you know if i if i'd been plowing vintage ass who knows where i'd be today you'd have such good wisdom the pillow talk afterwards is just wisdom and you know it's thank you yeah and and like i was using a sunbum as lube oh wow max feel yeah I spent most of my income

on all that sun bum but knowing that granny ass is nice and wet I probably would have saved some some money how close to zero percent of surcessions

actually do go in the water zero yeah all right excellent first round of cues. Love getting to know my brother's better. Try it.

Yes. What is the best sandwich? This is an excellent question. You know, people might say the Rubin, but I can tell you, you can't eat a reuben every day. And I want a sandwich I can go to every single day. And for my money, and this is going to be lame. I can't just say a turkey sandwich

This is so hard I'm not going to say a rap I've been having really good Caesar raps lately But it can't be a rap It can Can I say If I could eat a sandwich every day I almost want it to be like a chival

chicken, some sort of chicken a yoli sandwich. This is a great question, and it's getting me very hungry. You know what? I have it, and it's on the heavier side. I'm going to go with a turkey club, but, but I'm going to add a nice piece of cheddar cheese in there. Because I was in Ohio, and I had a turkey club on multi-grain. in a turkey club for those if you don't know it's the three layers of bread it's always got to be cut into triangles three layers of bread turkey bacon lettuce tomato the mayo spread or ideally like a garlic aoli these days or sometimes maybe even a chippola aoli if you can and then i would add

avocado and a piece of a nice thick farmer's cut of cheddar cheese and i'll tell you right now you might be able only to get through half of it eat the other half later That's your whole meal for the day. In your estimation, is turkey the best meat for a sandwich because it has a more neutral flavor profile? Yes. And bacon is a greedy ingredient. I don't even love bacon, but if it's a club, it has to be on there. But yeah, Turkey, I feel like a lot of times I don't really dig on swine that much.

I will get an Italian sandwich. I'll get a turkey sandwich Italian style. That's how I like it. I love Italian style. The best. But I don't really want all the, you know, I don't really like the salamis and the hams. Too many meats. It's too much.

I don't like all that. Whatever the gabagool is, whatever the meat is that has like the bordadela, whatever that has like the white chunks in there or stuff like that. Yeah. Side note, a deli is a great place to yell at an old slow bitch. Did you hear your number? He said 85. What? Did you hear your number?

He said 85. He's not talking about your age. What? She just got riszed up. Chad, what is the best time of day? I mean, immediately I just went to sunrise. Wow. You have a cup of Joe. You're waking up early because you were disciplined. You got to bed at 10. You woke up at 6. it's still dark you got the whole day ahead of you you get your nispresso your dog is looking at you like are you ready to go i'm like hold a beat i'm gonna make a cup of joe then you walk out

sun is coming up your barefoot feet in the grass your grounding sun comes up you just look at it you know you stare into the sun to wake up your your um mitochondria and your midaclarians and you have that cup of coffee and you say, you look at your dog and you're like, it's going to be a good day. Let's go take a walk so you can take a shit. Now, you've shown up many times on the next door app, a neighborhood watch app.

I've seen it. Culver City Man, penis out, coffee mug, standing on lawn again. Yeah, I do that in the front yard. I think what's cool, though, is that most of the people in the citizen app say actually pretty cool. Yeah, or they say come check it out

That's what they say hey guys don't miss it Yeah and it started out as a problem They didn't know me and they're like what are you doing And I'm like well the fence blocks the sun I need to get it on my dink And you know it's open and And I have a boner I still have morning wood But now it's it's fantastic

You know a lot of slow bitches walk by I'll be like hey Nancy hey Jan and they're like can you help me come fix my shed you know I'm I've got a new I've got the lemon tree is looking fantastic I'm like yeah it'd be great you know just as soon as I go soft I'll come over and is it the sunrise more special because you know there's not a lot of people who are appreciating it yeah I what I think it's that it's you feel like you've got the jump on people you know you're like I'm up and I'm ready to rock and then it's just the possibilities what's going to happen today when the sun is setting you're like

days done it's over but the sunrise is like rebirth it's what am I going to do you know I could do anything today i could i could uh i could yell at a slow bitch yeah yeah that's a you know i could eat a croissant quassant and start crying it i could have a french dip and and things if you don't yell at a slow bitch today she could be gone tomorrow they're old strider what's your favorite compliment you've ever gotten wow were you taken aback when have I been most taken aback by a compliment I would say no no I meant were you taken aback by his question yes I was because you know what so much and I think a lot of us do this and you'll notice I put it into your I infused it into your question as well I wanted to hear a moment when you were proud so often would reflect on the negative and remember the criticisms rarely And rare is the occasion that we sit back and say, let me take a compliment. Or, you know, it's, it's a custom, the custom is to, if you receive a compliment to be

falsely modest to a degree, oh, no, you're just saying that. But sometimes, you know what? Thank you. And when have I felt, I would say maybe in action is a compliment. It wasn't someone saying something. But for our buddy Mason's birthday, fat shout out, what up? him and his wonderful wife, Jordana, they said, hey, do you want to sort of emcee this event?

And that was very complimentary. I was nervous about it. I wanted to do a good job. And I thought that vote of confidence in me doing that. And you saw me. I was sweating. I was nervous. We sat at the same table when I came off.

So I would say that actions speak louder than words. And Mason and his very dank-ass wife, having confidence in me, especially as a performer, to do some time and then to keep the vibe right. That was really the highest praise was like, hey, we want you to have a good vibe at the party, and I thought that was sick. Someone saying, hey, you party well. And I had an espresso martini. Did you? Oh, yeah. My first one ever. Liquid cocaine. Very good. And I think everyone had a great time. I was like, kind of made me think of when you used to throw parties. Like, you'd get nervous before the pardon. I'd be like, dude, why are you nervous? It's sick.

We're all here. The chicks are going to show up. And people always did. But I do get that. It made me empathize more years later with that being like, dude, I was like, I got to bring the energy, but you can't be false about it. I was like, I just got to be me. So that was the highest praise. Thanks. Yeah. Thanks. See what I did. I can't even take a comment. I have to take the light off at me and put it on someone else. You did great that night.

Thank you. I feel like I could have done better, but, you know, I appreciate you saying that. He also made a smart executive decision when you were up there. Yeah. They told you to, what, what, there was a little bit of time between when performers were coming up. And it would have been quite a bit of time. because like they had to come up bring it was like during dinner and dessert and stuff and it would have been quite a bit of time and no one wanted to i would have been doing like maybe 30 extra minutes and i think everyone wanted to hang out and chill they wanted you to vamp for 30 extra minutes while people were eating wow and strider said you know what i'm just going to give everybody a break let them eat let him recharge for the next act and i think it did and the next act crushed that is a really smart move yeah it was and you know what that was the vote of confidence had i had i been a younger self, I might have been not, I wouldn't have had the awareness to make that

move. When I was road-dogging with you guys, hearing, feeling out the audience, knowing kind of what they want, they give and take, just the energy. It's like, oh, they kind of want to chill here, this environment. So, yeah. I, uh, oh, what was a second? Vin Diesel was there, right? He was. And did you see Vin Diesel from the stage? You know what? I think he showed up after Because, you know, Vin Diesel, he ain't going to be right on time. He's probably out doing a heist. And J.T., you got a photo with him. I did.

How was that conversation? He was really nice. Yeah. Like, genuinely. I went up to him. I told him a sad story to get the photo. And he said, you know, you don't have to do the sad story. We can just take the photo, man.

And he said in a very warm and gracious way. and we both kind of had a chuckle and then we took our second picture together the first was you and me with him at Jordan and Mason's wedding the most epic picture ever and I was in a different place this time because I have kids now

and when we took that first photo I was on mushrooms and so I hope to get a third photo at some point because it's become kind of you know it's like planning a flag in this decade yeah I think you will I bet the opportunity will arise.

We missed you that night. You were at a friend's wedding. Yeah, I was in Palm Springs, yeah. Oh, Palm Springs. Good city for old bitches. Oh, dude, I was, I, the wedding was happening. I was on the sidewalk. I was like, you know, you know what I have to do.

Rent a golf cart, cruise around, pick them up, dude. It was like GTA out there. You strap them into the back where the golf clubs go, just strap them in, take them back to the crib. Yeah. I have to say, I think some people might misinterpret are hazing of older women as a kind of cruelty. But I've heard from older women themselves

that worse than being mistreated is to be forgotten. Amen to that, yes. Dude, I was, my mom was in town over the weekend. She's the best. She is. And we were talking with my fiancé about getting good sleep. And my mom goes to my fiance. She's like, you know,

You know, it really helps you go to sleep? Sex. Really? Mm-hmm. Dude, your mom was wing-manning you? She wing-maned me, yeah. That's awesome. I was like, mom, say anal, anal.

Yeah, mom. I was like, anal. She's like, anal. It helps you get so many such good zes. Mm-hmm. That's huge. It is huge, yeah. I need your mom to come over.

I'd like to do a, I'd like your mom to come over to my house and just clutch me up with some good wingmanning. Yeah. Did you guys try fucking? Mm-hmm. All right, J.T. Your question. What's your ideal political career look like?

And don't be modest. Forgive me. I was going to be. I think my ideal career would be someone like Carter Glass, the senator, who created a lot of, the financial frameworks and regulations that still exist today, like Glass Stiegel. He was a white supremacist. I would drop that part of it.

But he was a strong advocate for the common man being protected and for not letting rapacious business just run amok. Like, I think if they would have listened to him more, we might have averted the 1929 financial collapse. But what I liked about him was that a lot of his popularity stemmed from taking unpopular stands. People voted for him not always because they agreed with them, but because they believed in his integrity. And even he stayed too long, like he got old and he was like, I don't think he showed up to Senate for like two years, but he refused to retire. I would, you know, like a lot of the McConnell Pelosi types we have today.

So that was not as chill But long after his heyday They wanted to honor him with a parade And he said no And I like that too That's cool But yeah I like someone who

I mean he was a little vain Like I think he got jealous When someone else held a financial congressional hearing And was like getting credit for Going after the J.P. Morgans and those guys. He was like, this is a circus

and everyone was like, I think you're just being a hater because you wish it was you stick in the knife. So he wasn't perfect. But I like a guy who's not all the way at the top of power,

but he's just kind of keeping power accountable. That's cool. I like that. You gotta have dudes like that. What's his name? Carter Glass. Carter Glass.

So yeah, you'd like to be, dude, so you want to be a senator? I can see. that you would rip i don't even know if i i think i do worry that they're all letdowns yeah once you get in there you have so many you have so much money coming at you like the job itself is a letdown yeah and i worry a lot of times it seems like they all capitulate on their beliefs to kind of soothe

the mob's desire like people are like you've got to make this law and he's like I don't really think it's a good law and they're like but everybody wants and everyone's pissed off at these guys and if you don't make this law you won't get reelected yeah

and it's like all right I'll make it a law yeah and you're like well I forget is that a good way to live your life I forget what someone said where they were like senators shouldn't only be allowed to get reelected if they keep the budget at like a certain level like like or like if they just like basically like there needs to be like output qualifications

and one of them was economic and other things of being like because you can run, can you run indefinitely for Senate or you can only serve a certain amount of set times? No, I think you can run forever. Yeah, so it's like if you are in these like the congressional side or the senator side, you should only be allowed to keep running if like the government has run at an efficient rate you should only be allowed to be up for re-election yeah kind of makes

sense because there is no check on that like if you're any other position you just get fired I suppose the election process is that but like we just said it's the average American when I look at the ballot oh the dude's still in it I don't really know much about him okay I guess I'll just re-vote yeah JT yo what major league sport do you think you could step in and coach tonight if you had to basketball I think you thought you were going to say that I do think football is a bit more sophisticated and detail-oriented in terms of the preparation and the game plan. And think about this, you also got to get, you got to win the personalities of these guys, too, a little bit. You got to get them like, 13 dudes is easier than 53.

And basketball is a little bit simpler now than when we grew up. It's not as much like Princeton offense and, like, knowing, like, you know, the cuts and the sets. It's more, uh, feels like a lot more clear. out isolation stuff just have your best guy go off the dribble and i know i'm oversimplifying it but it it does feel like uh you could get away with it a little bit longer than you could in football but i could do them all chad if you were a male model which you could be what would your signature look be called oh good question oh damn what would your blue steel be my blue steel can i go full body a thousand percent

I mean can I say mangina oh that's a genius yes that's genius but is that a look that already exists right I have to make my own yeah

I do think you'd have a good mangina would be in your arsenal yeah man yeah because I just if I were in the Victoria's Secret runway you know

just toss a fat man Jaina. I mean, you could call it, call it the Chad Jaina. The Chad Jaina. Um, I think the, uh, you know, the, uh, maybe, maybe, maybe the, you know, the, I guess you guys call it the fruit bowl. I, I, I, I called it the, the goat, you know, the, but give a look back like a smirk where it's like, I'm, I'm, putting my digging balls through my legs, but I'm looking back and smirking. And, you know, I think that's a good way to showcase hats. Nice. Yeah, yeah. So it's like, oh,

I'm rocking the new era. Dodgers fitted cap. This one has a new material or you know, this one has a light up, like LED thing. And I'm giving a goat looking back at you like this.

So imagine my Yeah, this is really good because, yeah, from this perspective, it challenges the viewer to say, hey, look at this beauty down here, but then the marketability of what's happening up here. It shows that the hat, the item is so good that it beats out my dick and balls. I almost feel like you just do that face and then they could take your body out of it and put your superimpose your body looking forward and do it for any look yeah but the face is really good you like that i i think it's genuinely great and i think the key is is every time you pose your dick and balls or you're doing the the mangina the goat yeah the fruit bowl and you're but you got that face right so it's always they're just yeah but like look but then all of a sudden

We just take the head off of it and we're doing a tuxedo thing. Oh, yeah. That's really good. This is very good. Thanks, guys. It's interesting. Yeah, exactly. That's what you want to be.

It's very interesting. Do you have one? A pose? I must assume... Wow. Whoa. Dude, that's so sexy. I didn't know you could be that sexy.

What do you call that? I call that... um fevered resistance yes jake can we google fevered resistance in french and how to say that how do you say fevered resistance in french and i think that might be the proper phrase again more but it was more it was more furtive oh okay like you crawling out of your skin a little bit yeah yes that's it slightly more A little less adjutant, but in that range. Very good, very good.

This is called Resistance Fivucet. How do you, yes, resistance fervouser by Dior. Dior, Dior, Dior. Dude, what about those Johnny Depp? I love them. Commercials. Remember what you did those? It was like for like, like, Prada or something.

It's like with the guitar where he's out in the desert. Yeah. yeah so good it's amazing i want to eat do you guys know that you can you can hear yourself speak in different languages on dude i saw you post that i love that like i get strider i can you can hear strider let's let's hear strider speaks portuguese

um or do you allow translations maybe you don't allow translations This is me in This is me in Portuguese Oh damn It's tough your voice Is that cool? That's amazing

That's incredible You're asking about a huge hog? Yeah, it's just in Portuguese That's incredible That's incredible Does in Hindi and Spanish too amazing dude I think it's

on my JT's turn to Strider yes I'm all ears what is the best song of all time damn that's a great freaking quack

for some reason in my head I know we did the song draft Baba O'Reilly just popped into my head but I think there are greater songs than that dude maybe we used to play this song

when we'd drive a lot the Spencer Davis group gave me some a loving you can't not hear that song and be absolutely fucking stoked I think Rolling Stone magazine says that Bob Dylan's like a Rolling Stone is amazing how do you feel?

It's an amazing song honestly dude knocking on heaven's door I was just listening to that last night and I was like this fucking song rips it might be a song that's been overly commercialized like you know landslide every time I hear it I change it but it's an incredible song so I've heard it too much and I don't really seek that vibe often

but I'd say man this is a great question I'm probably missing one I'm just in my brain I'm like I know later I'm going to be like oh no that's it is what I'm fearing right now um yeah the weight is great by the band um but yeah probably i'm just going to have to go with uh spencer davis group

is what i'm thinking right now that's a great pick the truly great pick and ghostbusters also picks that song what do they what do they use to spread joy in ghostbusters too the song that they choose is so fucking good and ghostbusters too look it up jac because my fear's gotta high. Daddy take it easy because the place is on fire. Come on, bud. Nobody do.

Let's see. Take it to baby and then we do it do you because I'm so glad you made it. I'm so glad you made it. You got to give us some love it. Give me, give me some loving. Give me some loving. Such a cinematic song too.

It is. It's great. I mean, it's inextricably connected to image. Chad, better surface, sand or grass? Sand. Instant microderm abrasion. Smooth your skin. Grass, could be allergic to it.

It gets you wet. It's prickly. Sand. It's like nature's temperapeutic. It just forms to your. body and then microderm abrasions your skin makes you feel smooth you're you're in touch with minerals it's a little bit tougher to bone on i'll give it that oh grass i think i'd prefer to grab bone on grass because they know we've all boned on sand before and yeah a lot of sand

got in my butt that yeah that's we boned yeah how are you doing by the way still feel it it's very nice i think a lot of people are going to be fucking pissed you think sand you think grass is number one among the gen pop i think so i think people are going to remember hot sand on their feet and i think they're gonna remember sand getting stuck in their shoes also for an estate but i'm glad you went with it let me let me say that as well i'm not that makes me even more passionate i'm not slashing your pick yeah but i think a lot of people are gonna be fucking pissed here's the thing here's the thing people say you don't want to get sand in the house but you do if you go to someone's house

and they have sand in the house that's a cool dude you know i was sand in his house jami Brian, Kelly Slater, Jafar, Jafar, Matthew McConaughey, circa 2008, or 2006, or whenever Surfer Dude came out. Oh, yes. Sand in the house is fantastic. Yeah, I think, I like sand. I like that you went experimental with it or experiential with it. rather than aesthetic because a lawn, I thought you were going to talk about a lawn, you know.

I think a lawn's overrated. A French state famously have well-manacured lawns. But a Buddhist garden has the sand. So it also is aesthetically pleasing. Yeah. Kids complain in it. Can make a sand castle. It can, I think sand is fantastic.

My turn? Yes, sir. Strider. What's your favorite piece of furniture? The credenza. The credenza. It is... Absolutely.

It is the centerpiece of the living space. A lot of people think it's the couch. A lot of people think it's the TV. A lot of people think it's the rug, if you've seen Big Lebowski, ties the room together. It is not. It is the credenza. And for my money, a Westome.

Oftentimes marketed as a suspended. did media console off times a buffet off times a wardrobe thing is a lot of times they're all one in the same it's a versatile piece you can put it in a bedroom it's also great for boning on top of it's the perfect place for your wife to put you up on and she can have her way with you um she does the amazon she yes amazon post is my number one your wife can absolutely just plow you on top of a credenza it's also a place where I keep all of my belongings. You know, my wife has said,

this corner of the space of our house will be this, the kitchen will be this, and she'll make all the decisions for my whole life, and then everything in my past and who I am can be shoved inside of the credenza. So it's nice. Your whole life is just shoved in there. My whole life is the left cabinet of the credenza.

So that's nice that it fits in there. That's where you can keep the male experience. Your old lacrosse helmet, your lava lamp, your Band of Brothers DVD box set, your favorite t-shirt, all of my journals.

Although my wife will read through them first, then I'll put them in there. Your diploma. My diploma's in there. Pictures of your family. Pictures of, yeah, exactly. So I can remember them. Because you haven't seen your family

since you got married. No. Yeah, I know. don't get to see them i do yes all of my all of my um participation trophies are in there and it's just a beautiful looking piece the wood a cherry oak it's very nice um you know you can get a cheap one at ikea if you're a bro just out of college looking to you know level up your space a little bit impress a lady jt and i famously had a box from box bro's moving company as our credenza for years.

Didn't care, didn't think about it. You know, if you want a lady or someone to take you serious in your living space, get their credenza. You know? There was such power in that. In being unapologetically unimpressive. True. Sounds free.

And it was like we were not screaming, but we were adamantly. like confronting people potential partners who came into the house with our values we were like if you're in a nice shit you came to the wrong place and if you're looking for a guy who's going to want to make your place look nice go elsewhere honey because here we got too many fridges on top of each other and we got a moving box as the centerpiece of our living room yep and i welcome to hell or for for our lady who are geniuses, I think they were using Mao's rural theory where they saw our brains and our blank living spaces as canvases upon which they could paint their ideology of decor.

I think that was the subtle, and I think we knew that actually. Yeah, and I liked it. I want to be told. I think I was saying, hey, nice to meet you. I'm Tabula Rasa. Do what you want with me. I'm here to be remade. And what do women love to remake something?

Yep. They love to fiddle with their grubby little fingers. They are grubby. Oh, very grubby. Very grubby. All of my wife's fingers are thundies. I have a problem with women. Very brave of you to say.

Thank you for saying that, of course. Because while you're not co-signing, my someone call issue you are supporting me in my honesty and exploration of my issues 1,000% and that's because I'm afraid of women wow perhaps that's the common denominator in the Venn diagram of idolatry first misogyny interlocking through and fear is a um through fear blanket emotion while powerful and justified and true there are components under it that make it up and that's where the real work comes in well said who's up uh j t hey man pick one a fire restaurant or a fire workout this will surprise a lot of people i'm going to go

fire restaurant yeah well i think a workout i've had some great ones you know we did the mirth together i've powered through several uh hero wads i've i've pushed my cns with just a extremely challenging hypertrophic workout um tested my cardio in the ring but when you go to a restaurant with other people and you taste something that's brand new to you, especially as you get older, you think your senses have touched it all. When you, when you taste something, you don't even know what to compote. You say, what is this? A fall day that I'm eating? That experience is art. And it, it unlocks an emotion in me that is pure appreciation. And so, and even better if that restaurant isn't fine dining if it's if it's just a regular old spot that anyone can walk in

not break the bank and still get their mind blown that is such uh it's as close to god i feel like as we can get so i'm uh grateful to the muse of food for when it can uh sing in my mouth beautifully put fantastic but i love to lift you're gonna piss I have to take a quick whiz. Are there any more snacks over there, Jake? Why don't you guys go snack a little bit? Guys, we were brought to you by Legends at Home Chef, the best meal kit biz in the game.

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A little on the nose. Yeah. A little on the nose there. You can tell when she's running out of ideas. Yeah. It was a little on the nose. She'll just be like, I don't really know what to do with this next scene. How about we just have him fuck a picture of like your dead mom?

And then you walk in and shit instantly. And then you leave embarrassed that you shit. And then he walks over and sniffs your shit. I got to see this movie. You never seen this movie? You like it. There's a very good nude scene. Yeah, I heard about Barry Keegan's hog.

Yeah. Yeah. But that, I guess, genuinely. the movie ended and she was like we need something more and then they were like what if you just

whip it out pranced around naked and not and I'm not I'm picking on her because I think it's something worth pointing out because she's a woman

yeah I do I'm sorry I'm going to go go but wait why is it I do want to hear this film take actually for real i think it's where she does do stuff like that but i i was going to say i'm my my brain's not so different i was finding i was finding common ground with the you know

a subset of people i fundamentally have a predilection to find disdain in their art work for and beyond art very bright of you say but here's the thing and this is true i love talking to women it's the best there's nothing more energizing i say that with the implication that you don't no i fear them i'm greatly afraid but i do it i do it i don't like it generally they're not interested in the same subject matters that i am how many nukes are there out there anatomy how many amazon trucks are currently driving women don't women don't have an answer for that Have you checked out Kyle Scanlan?

No, who's that? She's a chick. She's in a shit like that. Really? Hmm. How many nukes are out there? Right now? 20,000?

No. 10,000? It's a good question. I do want to know that. I watched, oh, speaking of women, Catherine Bigelow. A phenomenal director. Understands men better than men do, which is the root of my fear. The end of that movie really upset me.

I've heard it's like very have you watched it oh yeah the ending pissed me off very upsetting it like stops when it starts it's it's yes spoiler alert ambiguous yes do you want us to spoil it can we spoil it all the way all right it's like a roshaman style film it's the same instance of a nuke coming at the at chicago launched from an undisclosed destination which in there in lies the confusion they don't know where to retaliate so the whole thing is like what do you going to do and you see it from like uh three or four different perspectives the same series of events and then at the end you see the president's the most important idraselva beast and then literally it's like sir what are you going to do what are you going to decide and he's like

let me see the handbook and then it goes to black and you're like get the fuck out you don't know what he decides it's so annoying bro let me know what did we do but based on any jit sorry oh it is Hey Jacobson wrote this book Hey Jameson wrote this book Called Nuclear War Something where she details a scenario of what nuclear war looks like And in that scenario North Korea launches a nuke

We retaliate The nuke hits Diablo Canyon In California which is a nuclear power plant A nuke hitting a nuclear power plant double destructive ruins california within three hours the whole world has been blown up yeah that's what nuclear according to her that's what nuclear war looks like three hours the whole plan is just dunskys it's so scary we avoid that yeah same it's a mutually assured destruction is what keeps

us from not launching yeah there's uh two gentlemen standing in a pool of gasoline one has five matches and the other has three. Very good. And this one, the movie is called House of Dynamite. All the walls that we've constructed in our home on our earth are walls made of dynamite and we're living within it. You know what? I had an optimistic thought about AI.

Yep. That is a chick? Sorry. Well, I already have an AI chick. Oh, bro. um no sorry sorry i sidetracked that i'm really sorry i'm super horny jake jac cut that sorry just cut it um the ai will you know a i will eventually become kind of like side by side with leaders you know and here's the tricky thing about nukes is no one wants

to just say okay we'll give up our nukes if you give up yours because then they have the edge right so what if AI disables all the nukes at the same time all the nukes in the world and it's like it's done I'd love that I think that's the way we can do it because I don't see any other way

because you can't trust it doesn't think you can't be like okay Russia we're going to disable ours you're going to disable yours too right and they're like yeah totally yeah it's like an unruly family of warring siblings and then the mom starts dating well put together more man and he comes in like stepped out and just unplugs the Xbox and says

you guys can't handle it. Yeah. Who's up? I think I might be up. Minge mongers roasting me right now. Let's give a. I said it was an optimistic take Mingemonger. You never even tasted vintage ass. Yeah. You know, he's not wrong

to a degree, but the cheap cynicism that makes people feel like they're correct builds nothing. Thank you. J.T. What is the ideal male body type? Dimensions, please. Also, please, an example in film and TV if you have it so I can visualize.

Also, I'd like you to consider when deciding the physicality affects personality here. Oh, well, said. I would go purely functional Daniel Cormier. Oh, yeah. Light, heavyweight, heavyweight champ. not muscular, just built like a rock, a barrel, a keg. I think when you, I think Marshawn Lynch, similar body types, I'm talking 5-11 to 6 foot, 220 to 2.30, where are the vulnerabilities?

Where are you attacking this person? Yeah, they're not so tall to where you can hit them low and they instantly fall. and honestly it's kind of the most fun body type like when a buff dude like this takes his shirt off it's impressive but still fun it's just brick shit house and then they both have really uh garrulous personalities

yeah which i think is an extension of the body type like they're both just like beast mode they're both just like dogs but there's something also still like relatable and unassuming about them they're not so distant dimension wise from a regular guy but they're like the ultimate regular guy

I love everything you just said it got me stoked because dude and this is weird dude like Chet Holmgram and Wemianna playing B-ball sorry from a mispronunciation there on both names probably I don't know like I like watching Yao and Shaq play and they're seven footers but there's something with Chet and Wemby where I'm like you guys need more muscle mess

like I don't know why I just don't even KD do agree but KD not so much because I just love his smooth shot but like I don't know dude yeah I don't like spindly mine is a combination of like endomorph and mesomorph I like that that hybrid yeah Wembe's crazy to look at it's there's something you don't feel like we're the same as him yep yep you marvel at him the way you would like uh an alien which is why i think the NBA should be five seven white guys only that'd be sick that would be cool i mean if they if they can dunk they got to be able to don't do you have many fights you'd get it'd be so nice there'd be the time of them talking shit no fuck you know it's a foul pooh pooh pooh just armenian guys just grappling

yeah you just take the whole 145 class the ufc and transfer to the NBA be interesting i mean Wemby's incredible, though. Have you watched him? It's unbelievable, bro. Dude, his like pull-up shot where he, like, blocked a guy's shot twice, took, like, two dribbles because he's gigantic and shot the ball from, like, the ring on half court and drained it. It was incredible.

You know, I have to give him, I do, I have to. I have to give him a lot of credit to be as tall and uniquely physically gifted as he is and still have that dog in you. It's rare. Like, he wants it. and he's aggressive and he's like he doesn't take the easy way it looks like he's going at you Janus is like that too where you're like damn like God put a dog in this incredible physical form it's a it's a rare thing yeah enough gentle giants shack was the best he was diesel on the

court and the most fun guy off the court but he did have a deficiency true you're not you're not wrong about that um i have another question do you still vacillate on kobe can i ask you real quick kobe or shack i'm a shack guy used to be a kobe guy but i love shack i love him he works in any era of basketball also so does kobe but you can build a team phil jackson can build a team better. Once he was asked Kobe or Michael and he said, Shack. He said I'll build a team around Shack.

Chad, what was the first song you downloaded on Napster? If you recall that. For some reason, I'm delving into your past. I want to know more about you. First song I downloaded on Napster. For those of you listening, Gen Z, this might be an Unk take. That was the original

free download. Sean Parker ever heard. of them yeah it was like it was like the original lime wire yeah first song downloaded on napster dude probably fucking bye bye bye by in sync really yeah i miss those days man boy bands and just t rl and tv and you know the idea of of having sexual relations it's almost better than actually having them when you're like man what's going to be like when i just make out with some chicken a field yeah i i think you're touching on something very true the anticipation of boning they say like victorian england the reason they were

so their repression was actually to generate more horny sex so they're like let's be super proper in public let's like wear non-sexual highly covered up stuff just so we're just like actually the repression is just building yeah like i got to take her out behind the shanty and put her in the ravine and go just hog muddy wild on each other dude i mean can you imagine if you're repress you're wearing you know big suit wig every day you know your lady's wearing just a big puffy dress you don't even know what's going on then you rip it off and you see just a fat renaissance bush so nice

a little mini wig down there would be so nice just nature versus like you know fake yeah so this is all done up this is what's real bro I got a hairy monster dude but yeah TRL was the shit

man I love that stuff I remember when I like I remember when I went down the Britney Spears Pepsi commercials on Kazah and just go ham you know just you know just whale on my dink yeah because all was the nastiest hmm the Parasilton sex tape they had some dirty filthy stuff on there yeah Parasilton so fucking that was like that was like jacking off in zero dark 30 dude you could always tell too like the porn your friends had told you a lot about them yeah like one of my buddies just didn't defeat stuff when we were

like seventh graders i was like that interesting but that's not so weird where i was like i'm not hanging out with so-and-so i was like oh that's interesting there were some other guys i said i think this is the last time we're going to do a slumber party yeah yeah you're out we don't uh enough alien stuff dude hey do let's watch aliens alien and then let's watch some aliens. All right, dude. You into body invasion? No.

Hey man, what time's your mom picking you up in the morning? Exactly. All right, cool. Like, we're trying to come here, pal. Yeah. You're really harsh in my boner, dude. Unbelievable what some of these guys were into. Yeah.

For real, they'd be like, oh, have you seen like Japanese tentacle part? I'm like, no, and nor do I intend to. Yeah. All right, how about some big tits getting slopped around, pal? Oh, man. Yeah, my 15-year-old brain. We're in Southern California for God's face. How about some Jenna Jameson boat sacks, please?

Exactly. Like the classic stuff. I know, right? And then he's like, he's like, oh, yeah, like, Japan. They have these weird stuff where they're like the cost women on the subway. I'm like, what the fuck are you even talking about? Do you even know how to jack off? Yeah.

All right? We're talking about a hot bimbo with big juggies riding some dumbass with a fucking steel dick, all right? Just straight down the middle. mom and pop meat and potatoes the good stuff and then this kid's over here doing like you know in Germany they do it with animals and stuff I'm like get the hell out of my house yeah you know what I would do to retaliate

because he'd be on the keyboard he'd like want to type that in and then I'd go oh let me type something in and I'd put in Martin's mom straight into the hub yeah and something showed up that wasn't his mom it was his dad

was his dad that's nice all right who's up is it me did you just ask me a question i think so yeah he asked you what's the first song you downloaded on now oh so it's you all right first up to stride er i'm all ears better culture well better culture golf or tennis dude you know can I tell you I don't even play tennis, but I think golf culture, especially now, is in an ultimate valley. I think golf culture has never been lower and never been worse. I think we saw that at the Ryder Cup.

I'm sick of these golf bros. I'm annoyed by them. And then other golfers are generally just assholes. Everything's about playing fast, proper etiquette, don't slow the group down. And the guys, everyone's raking. ranking each other's vibes. Now, it can be amazing if you're out there with the boys. I love my boy Bertolino.

What up, dude. Love my boy Gibbs, dude, launching nukes down the fairway. But I got to tell you, I think the negative outweighs the positive here. And so you attribute that to what? I think there is a grand, like, broification of golf. I do like the classy etiquette of it, you know, the outfits are kind of fun and it can be cool. But I also hate the country club, you know, everyone's judging each other and being like, oh, this guy actually, he's invested in this or that's the guy that started this business.

Shut up. I hate the pedigree. Just go have fun. So it sounds like there's two things you're upset at. You're upset at like the old stodgy mark classes golf culture, but then you're, also equally annoyed with this new social media driven kind of yeah they took something that I originally didn't like and then found a way to make it worse and and then I think with tennis I'm not quite familiar with the culture although I do think it'd be fun to go to a tennis match and

ooh and ah and it's like kind of quiet when you watch I think that's fun I think honestly playing mixed doubles with your wife very fun I think golf famously gentleman only lady forbidden, annoying, old head. I don't like that. Let the ladies come on out. Let's have some fun. I like an activity that I can do with my dank-ass wife. I like that you get a better sweat playing tennis. It's actually exercise if you're doing it well. And you still do get to have some nice sandwiches. You can have a little egg salad sandwich. We used to whip our shirts off on the tennis court and play. Yes. It was very fun. Didn't we get in trouble for that? We weren't supposed to. But I'd like to break in that rule. That guy, Harold, the head pro, Marbeio would

yell at us. And we'd be like, Harold's such a loser. What a dickhead. In hindsight, he was completely right. We were annoying kids putting tuna sandwiches on our parents' tabs. And less is more almost. You think we've brought, the net might have been cast too wide for golf. And do you think dudes are acting like what they think a golf guy is supposed to be? Yes, I think it's completely disingenuous. I think that. they get married to this idea of who they should be on the course. Like they're seeing Robbie Berger do it and he's an original and he's great at it. Love him.

But then they're doing like the third permutation of that. The waste management's annoying. I got kicked out of that with John Daniels when we were 21. I love that. Me and him were wrestling and they threw us out. Before it was cool. It was like already kind of a thing. But yeah.

Now you got guys like taking their shirts off and jumping in the pond. I'm like, come on, dude. But yeah, tennis. I mean, I don't know much about it, but I just think golf is annoying me so much that tennis is the lesser of two evils, I suppose. Maybe it's not even an evil. Chad. Mm-hmm. What is your opinion on dreams?

Dreams. Opinion on dreams. Here's what I think. When you wake up from a dream, you're like, oh, it was a dream. When you're in the dream, you're like whoa this is crazy i'm living this right now i had a dream last night that i was being attacked by ghosts while hanging out with shampen's kids dylan and hopper that's real um and i was living it and i woke up and i was like

whoa that was a dream but here's the thing what if i went to that and woke up and i was like oh the life i just fell asleep in that's a dream what's even real maybe what i'm really doing is ghost hunting with dylan and hopper pen and robin wright's upset with us because she's like you know i'm trying to straighten these kids out and you're getting them into paranormal shit that's not what I intended am I making sense right now yes so my question then if dreams are more real than our waking life does it behoove us to take more naps yeah or is the dose correct should you only be in real life for a small amount of the day i mean look at the spanish they siesta and if i sleep more is my sleep apnea what is that that is that

If you sleep more of your sleep apnea, what is it? Yeah. I'd say it's a issue within your nasal cavity. Okay. Should get that checked out? Yeah, you should get that checked out. You know, it's interesting to bring up the Spanish when talking of dreams, because Salvador Dali is a Spaniard, and he's often known for his dreamscapes.

and i just wanted to say that i mean his famous painting where the clock is dripping that was his dream of you know the whole world you know persistence persistence and then um you know shakespeare said the whole world's a stage and i believe dolly said the whole world has come that's what the drip is mm-hmm because think about it when we're conceived we're conceived from come yeah so you know if you really think about it we're all just come yeah and does that relate to his support of franco no they're separate he's he was a staunch um he was a staunch um he's a staunch um fascist he's i'm a huge fascists, I also think the whole world has come.

It's quite, it's Hobbesian, of course, the British philosopher is saying that, you know, in our natural state, man, will seek to quell his desires for, you know, food and thirst and and lust, belly and loin, and by any which means. Brutal. And we, in life is, is brutal, short, often disappointing. therefore it is a duty of the state and in times maybe a fascist like this might think an executive decision maker

would be the best promise of security as long as state does deliver on that promise people want a leader, they want someone to follow, a monarch maybe. Hopefully in our instance it would be a government of checks and balances that would perpetuate life, happiness, and dank dreams. I like what you're saying.

You mentioned the monarch. I was thinking of, you know, I watched the crown last year. And I was thinking like, you know, in the crown, the royals are like, it's so hard being a royal, you know, you isolate it, restricted. Dude, I would crush it as prince. I would be so stoked to be a prince. I'd wake up every day. I'd be like, what do you guys need to do? You mean to go give a speech in Ethiopia?

Hell yeah. Do I get a sash? Can I fly the plane? You know, then we got these guys who were like, Like, I don't want to be, I don't want to be a Duke anymore. I'm giving up my, I'm renouncing my titles. Cool, I'll take it. Yeah.

What, like, you, I'd be, I wake up every day. So I'd be like, dude, I'm a prince. That is awesome. I'm throwing a rager. I'm kicking in my castle. Oh, our country's going to war. Let me hop on the radio right quick. What up, dude?

Sorry, we're going to war. I'm with you guys. And let's just all try to, you know, be a little bit nicer to each other. and you know just know that when I party I do have I do party with a little more sorrow knowing that our boys are going over there to fight yeah you know dude fuck yeah like I would love to be prince and then yeah sorry no go cook I just I would be so fucking stoked it seems like a lot of like princes and princesses and even dukes like they don't want to do the job anymore yeah I don't even think abdication that didn't happen until like recently yeah in the 1800s you're like actually I'm not going to be king

well then what are you going to do yeah before what are you talking about yeah like I wish I could live a normal life you know where I'm not isolated and restricted I'm like I'm like cool I'll take your place yeah I'll have the taxpayer fund my lifestyle where I get to go on a yacht and you know, reveal paintings and, you know, night people and, you know, wear a fucking crown. I get to wear, you get to wear a sash every day. It's not having your birthday. It's not even your bachelorette party. Yeah. Yeah. I think the thing that they kept bumping all was like, oh, they don't let me bone who I want. Yeah. It's like, who cares? Yeah. And can you just marry whoever they set you up with? Yeah. And your life is so great. You don't need to be

with someone love is a consolation when other things aren't going well when your life is going great you don't need to be with someone you love your life is going great yeah and dude it's like can you imagine you know when he like abdicates the throne he's like because i want to love who i want to love and then he's and then they start living together and he's like oh she chews weird he's like i could have been king and now i have to listen to you open mouth chew like yeah nice going You have food to chew. Yeah. Everyone else out there is, you know, literally a surf.

Yeah. Working a land, slaving away. And love is to make life bearable. They get love so that life is bearable. Yeah. For the rest of, for the masses. Yeah. They all do it now, too.

All these British people, they're just like, I want to marry so and so. But our way of doing things doesn't allow me that. But this is my life. I didn't choose this. I prefer to be a. person than a prince it's like do you actually bitch yeah yeah you like you like the you like you like the you like you still want your dough they think we're gonna give them extra points for like being emotional yeah i love linda but they won't let me marry her because her father

you know her what did the cure me a rouge but why should she be judged for her father's sins and yes she was married to a pimp from Jakarta but that was a previous life and I see into her heart and she is pure and she loves me for me absent of my fame entitled Yeah dude if you Must be nice

Yeah if you're a prince and you have forbidden love Cool I'm going to the Victoria's Secret Fashion show and I'm going to find new love there Yeah Dude you get to have a fat wedding Where it's like you get like horse and buggies and you wear a stupid outfit and like outfits are hors d'oeuvres are being passed that's french what up yeah and then champagne's being passed around also in a french invention

what up yeah it's just unbelievable dude dude the the audacity to complain about being royal it's absurd you know what that is it's a royal pain of my ass thank you all right strider how do you think your personality would be different if you had a huge don't i'd be a bad guy i'd be i'd be a piece of shit i wouldn't care um i'd think i was awesome i'd probably have tattoos um i would have probably i think i think my small penis was a gift because it made me uh a better lover it made me develop an arsenal of lovemaking moves. I had to discover the T-Dart. I had to discover new positions for myself. I had to discover my sense of fashion, sick hats that I can wear that are different in a good beanie. Yeah. You rock a good beanie. Thank you. I had to become, I had to make

jokes and work on my personality. I'd upgrade my personality so that women and people would like me and when they when I did finally have my I mean it's kind of funny to say grand reveal of my tiny penis that they would hopefully like me more enough to not just simply laugh me out of the room and I luckily found my wife my dank-ass wife who when I first showed her my wean she went she cleared her throat she hit a laugh she hit it she took a second She said, oh, and she said, oh. Because at that moment, she did love me, and she knew in her mind that, oh, was so much subtext saying, oh. How does she love you?

I think she loves me in ways more than I can even comprehend. Does she love you like a, uh, because like with the super small weeder? Oh, you're just even asking, how can she love me with that? that or what's the dynamic is it we don't use it that much you know it's interesting what you're saying too because I one time wore a strap on with my fiancee and I slept in it and then the next morning had to get up early and I was I accidentally wore it all day and I was like a really different guy interesting so you had that energy Yeah. And it was a little bit toxic.

You went out. Oh, I think I, I remember, you went out and you rented a convertible Porsche. Yeah. You got a couple parking tickets, handicapped parking tickets that day. Totally. You spent most of the day at the strip club. And I was just very uncaring. Yeah. Sometimes you think yourself, you know, how can the world be so cruel or people can be selfish?

I think it's guys with big penises doing that. I was parked in the handicapped spot and literally a genuinely handicapped person pulled up and was like, hey man, I'm in a terrible hurry, give me this spot. And I said, dude, relax. Yeah. You said, you said, what's the matter, man? I said, it's not that big a deal. But to that person, it probably was. And you told him, and you were probably nice about it. You probably looked at the guy and you said, hey, give me a second. Just let me finish my phone call. I'll move for you. And then, you know, I rented the Porsche and then I dropped it off at a separate rental car company. They all the same.

That was my energy. I said, you guys are all the same. And they were like, dude, no, you got to return it to whatever. And I was like, I don't think I have to do that. And I was like, and then they were like, well, that upsets us. I was like, well, I don't think you have to be upset. There was like, I guess they call it Big Dick Energy. But I couldn't be bothered because I had this big fat strap on just barren down my leg.

I think you just nailed it. You just nailed it. If we had very big dicks, I just don't have room. I don't have time to be bothered because I've got this piece that's going to get serviced. And if it's going to be your wife that's going to do it. If it's going to be your grandma, if it's going to be someone, they're going to want it. They're going to suck. They're going on it.

And I just know that going around. And so every day is a good day. And if other people have problems or issues, they got to figure that out. You know, so that'd probably be who I was. Yeah, sometimes, you know, some of those days while I'll be, like, hanging out with you and we have, like, a set schedule. And we have to adhere to the schedule. I go, all right, well, where should we eat lunch? Chipotle, Kava, and you're like,

women work at all those places nearby. They're going to want to suck on it and not going to be held up. And that's why guys with big dicks are late. They're not doing it on purpose. They're getting sucked. They're getting sucked. You know, sometimes in like calendars and schedules and like time and shit like that, dude, like that's for regular people, not people with big dicks.

Like, you're like, hey dude, what are you doing? Wednesday. I'll be like, what's a Wednesday? The consequences of their mistakes will never impact how good it is for them. At the end of the day, they still got a big fat meat stick that's the envy and desire of three-fourths the world. Amen. And the other 25% are having been awoken to it. Um, Strider, can you take us through the reveal? Like, when you revealed your to your dank-ass wife was it like the notebook oh you guys are standing across from each other she un she disrobed and then you disrobed and instead of like you guys smiling at each other she said she she looked down she said oh like that and then i looked at her and i just said all i

could say and I just said that I told her a funny joke actually in that time but you like I needed her to like me and then you did your look you're yeah I did I was doing my look when I pulled it down to hope it's like this is the sexiest look I have and then I open my robe and I let it slide off my arms very slowly down slid down to the ground she said oh and then I knew I was like damn if I'm not funny in this moment like um I'm going to going to, I'm going to lose her forever, the love of my life. So I had to do a joke. And so I mangined her.

I mangined. But she didn't get it because it already looked like you were doing a mangyna? Exactly. She's like, what? And then she kind of got released. She's like, oh, you're mangining. She's like, oh, so your penis is, it's going to, it's going to, I'll see it now for real. And then she did see it for real.

And then she said, as you finished her sentence, which was, Okay. And she said, okay. And that's where, when ladies say your dick is, it's okay. And she let me know, it's okay to be me and myself. It's quite profound in that regard. Yeah, if not acceptance. Acceptance. And what is to be loved if it's not to be seen? Amen What does What does the The Navi I forget the character's name

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