Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 416 - IS KEVIN TOP DONG?

Episode Date: November 26, 2025

On today's ep we are joined by Kevin aka The Shmole. This episode is truly a rollercoaster of events. Kev comes in hot with a message from JOE to the bros about who really is TOP DONG. Two weeks ago, Chad declared Amir as top dong after he blessed the studio with his cover of The World I know. IT INSTANTLY GETS HEATED when kevin presses Chad for an apology. This episode makes way more sense on video so head over to the youtube to check it out LOL  We are live streaming a fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://appreeshapparel.com/ Come see us on Tour! Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake Rohret

Go in Hear ye! Here ye! Now graces us a message from the longest dong in the land, Mr. Joe Mareisi! Gather ye! ye stokers far and near. Make haste and lend thine ears, for a most glorious proclamation doth grace this fine day. Behold and bow thine heads, for entering the studio is none other than Kevin, the top dawn. His body, most hot and sculpted, could make marble blush with envy.

His luscious windpipes doth carry song and speech alike, so smooth, so honeyed, that angels themselves do hush. So sound the trumpets, ring the bells, for Kevin the top dong hath arrived, and all the realm rejoiceth in his magnificence. God save my fat dong, and long-lived Kevin, the top dong. Woo! That's sick, dude. Respect, respect. The Top Dong has arrived.

How's it going, boys? Legend, what's out, man. What up, Top Dong? Well, I would thank you for gracing us. Did you write that, like, Shakespearean monologue for Joe? Joe wrote it. It's great. Came from the heart and his dong.

Now, Top. Don, I don't mean to come out with beef right at the top. That was an excellent intro. It spoke to my heart, brought a tear to my eye. It made me hard. But no dong song. Jake, had me my Scepter! Wow.

Bro. There's levels. Wow. Okay. you wanted a dong off you got a dong off bitch but you're looking at top dong and by the end of this you're going to retract

guys Kevin is gearing up for you like my cape a dong song this is all right guys self-proclaimed top dong well Joe Joe also said oh it was top dong too

okay guys just all right you guys ready you guys ready to be fucking blown you guys ready to get blown I'm not gonna blow you right now okay

blow me daddy don't you can do it Kevin come on okay okay okay Kevin you got it you got this okay you got this okay Joe's

Joe's Big Fat Dung Fuck Oh Wait, wait guys, no, no, no, no Guys, come on Don't do this Kevin Guys, I can do it. I can do it. Okay. No, just let me, let me try one. Fuck. Come on, Kevin, you can do this. Come on. Come on.

It's the dong off. You're the fucking top dong. Motherfucking. Yeah. You're fucking motherfucker. against me somebody's dog is making me cry say this dog is 12 bitches long and I'm fuck shit no guys hold on hold on here I got no no no no no I can do it okay Kevin no no I'm no I'm top dong you guys wanted to don off and you know I'm gonna yeah but I wanted you to be top Don. Watching you suffer is painful for me. Stop it, guys.

This isn't that top dog behavior. I got it from you. I do. Show me your dumb. Yeah. Just big fat dumb. Show me your dumb. John's Big Factor

Fuck, I can't No, I was there, I was 1971, New York, looking up at you And you just had big inflatable dong up there On the roof, baby You guys were right, I'm not top dong Okay I haven't even been writing these songs Uh, the whole five

I didn't even invent the dong songs Amir's been doing it the whole time What? Yeah. Wait, there's a bit inside of the bit. What's happening, dude? I'm a fucking ruse. I'm sorry, and I'm just going to tell you guys I'm going to bow out.

I'm not doing don't songs. I've been a fraud the whole time. Kevin. What? Sike! Bitch! I'm top dumb. You think you're going to mess with the chelps?

You think you're going to come here and meddle with the chouts? I'm top dumb. You don't, you'll fuck with this. Jake, hit it! The messer has become the messy, you motherfuckers. Welcome to the fucking war zone. I am Kevin, the top dong, and I'm introducing you my band that I created. I created it all.

I am the dong song. I live Joe's cock. I breathe Joe's cock. It's inside me right now. It's inside me every single minute of the day. You mother fucker telling me I'm not top dom. I had... Whoa!

There you go! What? You think you're going to fuck with my bed? I heard you're looking for a top dumb. Whoa! Oh my god, guys, Amir. I'm top dumb. But Gentle Chote has just walked in.

Welcome Amir that Gentle Chose. I'm going to see you too, man. What is happening? Oh my God. Holy crap, dude. There's so many levels. So for those catching up, we brought Amir on to challenge Kevin for top dong songwriter in The Gentle Chodes. Kevin was supposed to come on today and best his dong song, but it seems like they've done the double cross.

Get the fucking guitar and let's go. Let's go! All right, I'm going. Let's go! But I just want to say, yeah. I heard a Chode in need and I'm here for him. Wow. This is incredible.

This is like... I feel like I'm seeing like the Lion King or something. Yeah. Like the play where it's just like, what is happening? So many parts. This is like 99 Woodstock. Can you imagine you guys at 99 Woodstock? I'm the top dong and I'm gonna let Amir play with my top guitar.

Let them tickle these. Alright guys. The gentle chodes are reunited. Oh, no. No. I saw Donghang lowly, veins were thick and scary. Witches cast their spell, Joe's dong is now a zombie.

Is that goo that I see coming from Joe's fat peen from its head, from its head, it is slimy, with its length and its girth, and its gut and its balls, it is long, it is strong, it is haunted. Joseph Dung Joseph Dung Goethe

Goethe Goethe Gourthe Ahah John Fad Dung Joseph Dung

Goet Gorthy Goet Gorthy Ha Ha ha Dha Dung

Dung Big Fat I saw Dung hang low now I have been infected Joe's Dung will kill us all if we are not protected Is that goo that I see coming from Joe's fat bean From its head from its head it is slimy with its length and it's good and it's good and it's balls it is long it is strong it is haunted just fat dumb just for dumb good thing good thing good day good day good

Good day, eh, eh, eh, ah, eh, chose for dumb, just for dumb. Good day, good day, good thing. Ah, ah, ah, oh, oh, oh, oh. I am top dong, I am top dog. I am top dog. Jake, guitars. This is the best new band. Hold your guitar up.

Yeah, there you go. The 2025. Takes both the guitars. The gentle chodes. All right. Everybody. Oh, man. Funny seeing you guys here.

Dude, I love the leather. Thanks, dude. Chad, I respectfully, I'd like to make a suggestion. Yes. I think we got to end the pod right there. Dude, I was thinking the same thing. You can't follow that. It's perfection.

What do we do? I think we say good night. It was a quick one this week. We'll be back next week with the draft. It's a banger. I'm fine with that. But when something like that happens, when something is perfect,

that's it. I can change, and then that could change up the vibe. You want me to go change? I'm going to go change. No. Okay. All right, so you guys,

I'll see you guys never. Bitches. Guys, so what's happening right now? know, as some of you may be aware, if you're not aware, I proclaimed Amir Top Dong. Was it two episodes ago? Yeah. Two episodes ago. And deeply hurt Kevin.

And now, no, it hurts not the word. Enraged. Enraged Kevin. But do you agree with, like, leading psychologists that say rage is a secondary emotion that the trigger is hurt? I'm in a rock band, man. I'm a fucking diva. You disrespect me?

I'll go fucking crazy. I'll go fucking crazy. He did go crazy. I'll fucking, I'll do every drug in front of us right now. I'll take a shit on this floor. I'll miss up this whole studio because I'm a fucking rock star. So, and I gave Kevin props, because I think he's got some passion that the band needs. And I like that.

And I've never not said he's not topped on. Look at what you did to this guy. Look at what he's wearing. Look, look, look. Living my best life, man. Two weeks, been outside of this band. I've just been walking around like a fucking, we had good game. Like a G.

We had good band chemistry, and then you come in, and now he's wearing a fucking dominatrix outfit. But he looks fantastic. I mean. Thank you. And here's the thing. Here's the thing. Had I known this would hurt the Chodes, the Chodes are my favorite band. Oh, all I asked you to do was make a retraction.

So Kevin is asking that I do a retraction and that you and, you and, mere tea bag me yes I would like no but what I want to is are you go ahead what I want to know is Kevin what what is it about this title top dong that you need so bad I heard top dong for the first time when it came out of his mouth and the reaction was instant when he said I was not top dong yeah but we want to go one level deeper what is it about that that you think I don't want to go deeper I just reunited the band buddy well and also what I was fucking break it up right now again other things were said but i'm asking you to join me in sack and put him on chad's

mouth so i'm down with everything you're saying but we want to know then what's the issue let's fucking we'll be a bag chad because because i think it's complicated and we want to understand it better because it's it was hard to make sense for me because we said a lot of things that episode and the thing that upset you the most the only thing that upset me the only thing and he was laughing when he said it you're top dong now ha ha ha ha ha ha Like he was a puppet master, like he was Simon Cowell. And he challenged him to a dong off. And now the band's going to compete with each other.

I ain't no monkey. I am the dong. So you felt like Chad, who's a dear friend of yours, always has your back. Oh yeah. This isn't personal. All of a sudden, all of a sudden, he was acting like he had authority. Authority over the band. Over the band, over the dong song.

Whoa. Over the dong song. Chad, do you feel that way? Yeah. Whoa. Now, J.T. as a psychologist, do you understand my rage and my desire to put sack on mouth? You know what? In a way, though, I think it's almost like William James, one of the founding fathers of a psychological thought, it's the will to believe.

I almost think by you thinking, Chad, feels like he has dominion over the ban. You're manifesting that reality. Great. And if he's really in control, just retract it, don't mean it, and let us teabag you. But now there's another thing going on. here where Kevin, you know, maybe understandably got upset that I was bestowed top dong, but as his own bandmate, why did he, why didn't he support me in my one moment of glory? Because that's not how the shows work. I'm the fucking diva. I'm the top dong. I'm the fucking

dong daddy. And that's how it is. A lot of ego there. It's all ego. It's all ego. Let me, let me and some shaft. Kevin, let me just say something. when you just said that you think that I think I have dominion over the chose no you said you you just said it I well let me get to it I never thought that until you put that in my head oh and now I know I do I think that's right I think I think I'm the grandmaster sack is this the end of the gentle chodes and the birth a thunderous sack a father-son duo who's the son

my son oh because you've been talking about how Harrison's really good with harmonies he loves the beach boys who's Harrison your son

oh yeah yeah Harrison yeah he's totally grocking with your tunes and so now do you feel threatened by his son I like his son I mean he calls me

Uncle Amir you like you like toddlers you like three-year-olds I like this particular one I think that was smart way that you defuse that do you at all feel like Kevin's trying to put a lid on your talent well that's what I'm

wondering you know no no the chemistry of the band exudes his talent do you do you guys like bands where there's two fucking alphas in the top two divas fighting it sometimes that's fun what's an example of that

an example like the Beatles fucking idiot what about the rolling stones the greatest band of all time According to you? Well, the Beatles are a different story. Let's think about, I was struggling. I was waiting in Dong for years and years and years.

I was, I created, I'm like Dave Grohl in the situation. I'm the Dave Grohl of Dong, okay? What does that mean? I started a band and then I did it, I did it and I did it. And then I brought on a band. Now, if Taylor Hawkins was coming up and wanting all the attention or the guitarist or the, the right so basically there's a lot of weird implications in what you just said i'm not going to unpack no no i'm not talking about musically like as talented i'm just talking about giving you an example

you see what i'm dealing with here i'm a fucking psycho i'm not mere how do you feel right now well you know i've always i've always felt passionate to be in the band you know i respect kevin as a lead man i think he brings something that you know it's irreplaceable without him there is no gentle Chodes, and I've always said that. But without you, there's no gentle Chodes. That's what I'm trying to get to. And Amir has no problem giving his flowers to Kevin, but it feels like Kevin's identity is built around not giving flowers. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I give flowers. Which I think, I think, I'm sorry to laugh, but, but there's something,

there is something cool about how he's just being so brutal. Was there something, was there something off with the Chodes before a fucking, the medler daddy came in? Was there, Was there a lack of chemistry? Kevin, Kevin. I was not trying to break up the shows. You were laughing. You were laughing. Even though I do have my giant sack

drizzled over your eyes. I was proclaiming a mere top dong in that moment. Yeah, because he was having his moment. He was having a moment. He moved us to tears. As you did just, as you both did earlier.

And you were taking nothing away from Kevin He said he was top dong. He took everything away. He said he was top. He was top. But to what Chad saying, he can only take something away from you if you believe you have to get it from Chad.

You're giving him the power. Okay, I gave him the power. Hey, Kevin, do you see us as equals? In Dong? How dare you? You didn't even speak the word dong until you came into the Chodes. Name one fucking time you sang about Dong

before we formed the Chodes. How am I supposed to stand behind this? group when you're acting like this don't you want to be a leader and set an example for the rest of the band which is literally just this is a classic problem with a lot of bands okay one guy wants

wants to take attention away from the egomaniac Pat Riley talked about this when sports teams win championships there's a perfect balance of a psycho egomaniac and then a person who's more steady I think Kevin wants me to quit

do you want me to quit are you threatening to quit are you asking me to quit see what you've done Chad. No, respectfully, you're placing the blame on me. You're the one

consumed by Dong. Isn't that the point? You just said I'm consumed with Dong, so shouldn't I be Top Dog? It's not about your Dong. It's about the collective Don. But what,

and you've, all you want to do is enlarge your own Don. Are we discounting the word of the Dong Master, the Dong we're speaking of?

Because it didn't take any convincing for me to ask Joe who's the top Dong. boom right away yeah but that's because because what isn't his dong we're honoring shouldn't joe be an arbiter of who's top dong too why does chad have more of the say who's top dong than the man who's dong thou which we sing of okay kevin by your logic let's say okay i said ameer's top dong in that moment i own that and i was truthful in that moment that's how i felt and then i got outraged and i

I broke out the band and I own that. Kevin, let me speak. You spoke. You've spoken enough. Let me speak, brother. Okay, Kevin, if you can take what I say so deeply to heart

and let it ruin your great band, the band that has blessed our shows for over a year, the band that brought Joe's dong to the forefront of culture, what if someone else says it? What if someone else says Amir's top dong? What if, you know, any... Well, every time somebody says Amir's top dong and then he puts on a leather jacket

and starts going, woo, woo, I'm fucking top dong. Well, so, okay, so if you're at a show, if you're at a gentle Choate show and a fan comes out with a sign that says Amir's top dong, are you going to stop the show? Yes. Of course. I'm going to fucking stop the show.

We're going to address the situation. You know, Kevin, I joined this band to honor Joe's massive dong. And you love Joe. Yeah, and we've always supported that. But Joe said I was top dong, so what's the issue? Well, Kevin, you care more about being top dong than the band being successful. Yeah, I'm crazy. But that's not right, man.

But isn't that rock, man? Isn't that rock? Do you think of all the bands that fucking fizzled out? Because they're crazy. They're fucking crazy. And that's where I am. That's where I am in my head. But you're discounting why you sing those dong songs.

Is the art for you or is it for the fans? Guys like Chad, they love the day. Dong songs. He genuinely loves Dong songs. I'm a huge fan. And you're taking him for granted because he likes two guys in the band? This is the fan? He's your biggest fan. Yeah, but he's no one's put you guys on more than Chad. Yeah, but he's, he's, now he's hovering over it, like a fucking, like a master. Now, you're, you're, you gave me that power tonight. But here's the thing. That was not my intention. I wanted to give this Don

his flowers. I wanted to give Amir his jizz. Amir got his jizz in that moment. He's been getting a lot of jizz. But didn't you get a ton of jizz just now? And would you have gotten that jizz if he wasn't going out on his own and pushing to be better? So would I have got that jizz if you guys didn't meddle? I guess we wouldn't be here if the fucking master meddlers weren't here meddling around. Look, do you put it there, baby? I can say with a straight face that the competition we breeded here in this room made you a better Dong writer. But we just, we sang the dong song we sang

we already wrote, I already wrote before there. But what about the preamble that you built in with the three failure songs? That doesn't happen. I could do, I could have done that. You think I can't do that without fucking anarchy? Look, man, I'm not trying to take credit away from you. I'm just saying the whole thing we're a movement, we're a collective, we're all pushing

each other to be better. And sometimes that means guys are going to be tall poppies and yeah, you might want to chop them down, but they're making you grow higher. Yeah, but this is a fucking This is a band. Yeah, but Kevin, you're letting your ego get in the way. You're losing the purpose of the whole mission. I'm letting my ego get in the way. But you loving that about yourself is hurting your buddy.

You're hurting Amir's feelings. And he is hurt. I'm not that hurt. You're hurt. And you call me and you're sad and you're beat up and you don't want to do it anymore. I'm doing pretty good. No, you're not. It was pretty beat up.

Yeah. And you have other ideas that don't make sense that you want to do because you're hurt by him. I've never looked better. I've been getting a lot. I mean, I got to go back to an orgy later after this. Amir sent a photo. Amir, I didn't want to bring this up,

but he sent a photo of me, photo to me of you on a rooftop with a drill dough to your head. Was there a chick? I'll do it. Because I remember doing that. Well, I didn't see that in the photo, but you said I'll do it.

I'll really do it. And the drill dough, that's a dildo attached to a drill. Listen, at the end of the day, maybe I am distracting myself with insane amounts of pussy and money and things like. like that the last couple weeks been walking around but deep down I am a I'm a human

being man you're not treating me like a real human being it's it's look what you've done Chad look what you've done look it's true Amir and you look like a dragon fruit by the way the fuck does that mean Amir Amir did send me photos of him with different chicks a lot of European gals oh he's been banging him two at a time but dude that's that that that's empty he Edenism, brother. That's not what you want. You got into this for the art. Not to just be with your, because we know you got a big dick just drilling down these horrors, making them come left and right, get them all hooked on your dick, making them crazy, making them come just thinking about it. That's not what you want. I mean, I like it, but that's what you want. You know who you blame for that. You're blaming me for getting pussy. I mean, I'm having fun. But you, but you took me off course, man. I was, I took you off course right into some pussy. man has no meaning he'll distract himself with pleasure a lot of it he's getting more pussy than he ever has and it's your fault i don't even like that man i didn't want this i wanted to i wanted to be in the in the gentle chos man i wanted to fucking see the lights i came on here to present our

song and and to make us look good he's playing weird games he keeps telling me i'm gonna have sex with girls who are from countries that are warring with each other hmm that's the best sex Look what you did, Kevin. You forced him out of the shows, and now he's drowning in Puss. Oh, my God, I'm so fucking enraged right now. He's got snizz on his face. He can't even sing. Yeah.

And are you wearing Waymo sunglasses? Yeah. I'm investing in the company. I fucking... Oh, my God. Dorking it up. That thing's about to get some hockey stick growth, baby. Yeah.

It's the future. That's so sad, man. I hate that for you. Fuck, you could. You had to wear the Waymo glasses. capital route bro that's like the chain smokers 10 years after their hits why are you what do you want me to do i got all this time now that i'm out of the band i have to make a return on investment and what about you kev well you're just going to be in a

band with your son yeah that sounds pretty cool does sound nice it might be a little difficult the you know singing about a grown man's penis does he know that's what you sing about well does he know i don't think he knows what dong is Well, he knows what dong is, but the word dong. He hasn't seen Joe's dong, has he? No, but he kissed Joe today. I'll just leave it there. Joe smiled.

Guys, how can we fix this? Do I need to do what needs to be done? You don't have to do that. You don't have to do that, Chad. You've given them everything. But we need the Chodes back. I mean, what is culture? What is America?

What is this world without the Chodes? So you'll bite the bullet. You won't force this guy. to grow up or this guy to give up pussy you'll let them do what they got to do through you to be a band you need to be the bigger man here i'll do it fuck is he doing what we're what we asked him or is he have some other thing that stupid thing that he's going to say why don't you ask him kev what are you referring to are you going to lay on back and take the i buy take thy bag take thy double bag take thy persian bag why don't you ask me like a man are you going to take are you going to take more

bags, our Persian bags, or hairy Persian bags? Man, why do they got to be hairy Persian bags, brother? Well, don't ask me, ask, uh, ask biology. Yeah, you don't have to do this, man. Do you want to do it, Amir? We don't even know where you're on this. Wait a minute. You don't want to teabag bag? Amir's been tea bagging all day.

T-bagged for fun. It's lost all meaning to him. Him getting a baggie, that's just another Sunday for this guy. Sunday night. How many today, Amir? I was going to, I mean, And what happened to you? I can't remember. Let's take this up.

What happened to Chad? He used to fucking, he used to love to take the bag. He smiled to come to his face, taking the bag, Xbox. Chad, is it a little harder to love to take the bag when the guy bagging you is doing it from a place of anger? I mean, yeah, from a place of anger, place of ego, to get him bagged from a guy who's getting like tons of puss. Well, then it's a good, isn't it a perfect combination? I didn't want to run the perfect balance of ego and

Puss Amir Did your bag smell like Puss Maybe you can smell the Puss From his bag Amir what? What? What did you just say?

Nothing ended it after the song We couldn't end it after the song Because you guys started having arguments And we were like we wanted to end it But it wasn't done I think Kevin you need to end this Yeah

You need to end this was resolved and then you're all right all right band band is on hiatus again the band is on hiatus we're ending it the chodes are on hiatus again end a pod end a pod Chad what are you doing he's taking one for the team he's flaying himself over a table I mean it's awkward physically I mean his butt is unsupported come to you back him put something under his butt so he doesn't have to come on Do you even be a gentleman in teabagg him right? Jake, is this in frame?

Can you give me my Kings? Chuck, pick your butt up? Thank you. You really are. Is that better? Yeah. God damn. What do you need?

Kevin? Yes. Hold on. Chad, do you know what you're doing here? I know what I'm doing, and I'm doing it for the band. But he could be even worse after. this. This is just like green lighting all of his worst impulses. It's a chance

I'm willing to take. God damn it! God damn it! Kevin, whisper, say something to Chad before you do this. We're going to reunite the band. Fuck! Over his head and his ball. Okay. I'll never forget this, brother. Three, two. Join hands?

Now join bags. Yeah. Yeah. Oh! And the band is together. Thank you, Chad. I want some. All right, that's awesome, guys.

Hey, help him up. Help the guy up. Are you okay? Are you okay? He's out of it. He's totally dehydrated. Kevin, how about some aftercare? You just used him up, man.

He's not some cock puppet that you just toss into your closet. Oh. Oh. Oh. No, hug him, dude. Not this getting aggressive, okay? No, because I don't want you to just abuse him. Whoa, did you just hit me?

Yeah, sorry. Did you just hit me? Oh, Kevin embrace him. I'm sorry, I'm just, my adrenaline is spiking because there's just so much action. Is the band back together? Yeah, I just said that. And are you guys good? Yeah, we're fine.

This was never about him. We'll be performing on December 6th that, uh, Jamming the fan. Our first performance back together. This is brand new news. Yeah, yeah. So the gentle Chodes just got signed to a big show, December 6th. They're opening for Chad's Stoke to Enlightenment.

Chill towards Enlightenment. Dude. On December 6 and then we don't have a bros before Joe's scheduled yet for December. Yeah, that's a big deal. We want to thank Chad for having us come and perform. honestly, getting the band back together. That was really a big sacrifice. I mean, it was literally a sac-reface. Anything I can do for more dong. People probably want to know how I feel, do they? And I'm just going to say this, you know, Kevin, I respect what you've done, everything,

everything you've done. But, you know, going forward, I want to, I want to see a little bit of you know you know it's me and you every every Thursday at the end of the month we're sitting there writing that song drinking Persian tea trying not to wake up your son singing about Joe's fat cock and you and I have both been in the trenches many many times and we're about to do our biggest show ever and I just want to know that you know I've got your back brother Do you have mine? Do you have my back? Why are you starting fights at every angle?

We ride as a band and we have each other's backs. Why do you keep breaking up this band every time you don't like something? This was the first time I broke up the band these last couple weeks. Yeah, but you've done it like four times since the last... Yeah, but did I break up the band before that? Guys, I feel like we're back-signing. I guess here's the thing. Well, he had to make a speech.

We just reunited and teabagged him and then he had to make a speech. I think he's earned that. I think what we have to do here is that there's a greater mission. It's the Chodes. It's the music. You guys may not disagree on the dynamic on who's supposed to be who you. No, hold on. Can you hold space for one other?

We were perfectly in unison before this. We agreed on everything. Do relationships change, Kevin? When he puts in more time, when he puts in more effort, is it not fair for him to ask for more consideration? Yeah, but there was no issue. with him before this he never he never asked for more well to that i could say if you wouldn't have reacted to the last podcast there wouldn't be an issue either i'm sorry for bringing the fucking entertainment does that mean does that mean a mere doesn't huh no that doesn't mean he doesn't but

good point who created this and who freaked out who did it all daddy who broke up the band yeah but i did who broke up the band I did yeah but we want to see daddy bring resolution we did bring resolution and you made you made your speech you made your fucking speech guys what are we doing yeah we're backslide it's my fault you are trying to

therapist a band we just had a beautiful moment let's let's end this now with you guys what should they do together we just teabagged you one more song one more song to be honest with you?

One more. I don't even know if we could do another song. We're not that type of band. We don't remember our songs. If we have to, we can cut the pot early, but I say let's take a swing and let's go for it. When are you guys going to go electric? I had a dream about that.

I had a dream that I went electric. You had a dream that you went electric? Yeah. Okay. is this totally improvised we can't remember I mean I don't I don't memorize the lyrics to our old songs we have to have to practice it

I have so many don't song I can't remember I saw fat on the other day wait let's keep with this I like this. Joe's fat dung is big and it's juicy. Joe's fat dung is big and it's juicy. Now the fuzat dung is big and it's juicy.

Joe's fat dong is big and it's juicy. Joe's fat dong is big and it's juicy. Joe's fat dong is big and it's juicy. you want to drink it Joe loose Let's go Joe's fat dong is Big and juicy

Joe's fat dog is Big Fat and Juicy Yeah Makes me want No I like that Joe's fat Dong is big fat and juicy Joe's fat dong is big fat and juicy

To help us out What are the way It's big fat and juicy And then it's Makes me want to slam bam my shorts Yeah Big fat Don is big fat and juicy

Joe's fat No no no but we can't You can't no no but you can't drink it Joe's fat Dong is big and it's juicy Joe's fat Don't go Juicy

Go back to the Joe's back dong Okay Joe's fat dong is big And it's juicy Joe's fat dong is big and it's juicy Joe's fat dong is big And you see But you can't

But you But you But you But you can't drink it Unless you go to coffee with him Joe's fat Dong is big And is juicy

Joe's fat dong is big And it's juicy But If you go to the naughty pig You let you suck it No You don't like it It's great

It's so good but I just didn't like that bar. Keep going, keep going. You don't like that bar either? I didn't mean to shut it down at all. Oh. Yeah, just people don't like, you know, is you a problem with that bar or what? I love it. I love it. We got to finish strong. Let's go.

Okay. Yeah, but I think you have to do more than coffee to get to Joe's Dong. Well, we're just thinking of the fucking song right here. I don't even know. We're just writing why me you're the expert. It's juicy. Joe's Fat Dog is big and it's juicy. Joe's Fat Dong is big and it's juicy.

Joe's fat dong is big and it's juicy. Juicy, Joe Smetong is big and juicy I kind of want to go like up an octave and then be like kind of like an oasis kind of like screaming chorus. Can you try that? That's where I usually put up. Yeah, can you come in and can you hit that?

Ready? No, no, okay, got it done. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we'll go to C-Sharminer. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, that's it. So you want to go C sharp, C sharp minor and a D. Yeah, take me to Dong Heaven.

Yeah, I want to go to Dong Heaven. Yeah, take me to Dong Heaven. So it goes, when I die and I go to heaven, just I'm going to be waiting for me at the Pollyon. Yeah, the gates are made to come. Yeah. Hey, give a C. Sharp minor, ready? Watch us.

And I go to heaven, clouds made up big fat loads. So I mean, I don't know, I don't know if it's strong. I think like Joe's don't, like you go to heaven, Joe's don't cut through the clouds and you hold it and it takes you to a better place. Yeah, so that's just like, you know, maybe we would work on that. I don't know. What can you guys do it one time all the way through to end the pod? So, ready? Let's go to C-Sharmine.

You think of the words, I'll play the music. Go back to... Joe's dong is a big fat and you say. George Dong is a big fat and juicy. Joe's dong, yeah, it's big fat. Juicy Jodong, yeah, it big fat, and juicy. Oh, when I go to heaven, I wanna see it's dong next to clouds of load. Okay, I like the whispering.

Got stuck, touch it again. Okay. Joe's dong is so big fat and juicy, Joe's dong. You can play loud though. And juicy Just dumb So we're not going to heaven What about like an open casket

If he would But, you know, like an open casket But Picture an open casket, you know, when you see their face But it's only going to be open And it's just as dong Yeah All right

So that's something I don't know That's really good guys That could be something. No, that was so cool to watch, man. You guys are really brilliant. Yeah. Yeah, so that's how it works.

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