Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 419 - Questions with STRIDER WILSON

Episode Date: December 17, 2025

Today we are joined by Strider Wilson for another Questions EP. Each bro has a list of 5 questions for each other. We go deep on Sandwiches vs Burritos, Speed Boats vs Race Cars, Striders first time making love and an update on the bros fantasy league going into the playoffs - Are the PARR's OUT of the post season? A chiller EP with the just the bros!  We are live streaming a Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://appreeshapparel.com/ Come see us on Tour! Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Thanks to our Sponsors: HEXCLAD COOKWARE:  The best Pots & Pans plus Kitchen Essentials! HUGE BLACK FRIDAY SALES! UP TO 52% off! https://hexclad.com - Tell them we sent you PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake Rohret

Going deep Massive Out there to the airwaves And a big, big fat But dang! What's going on? This is Todd Kroger coming in with the Going Deep Channel J.T. Podcasts. Me here with my compadre, John Tomas.

Boom, clap, Stokers. And we're here with the T. Dartosaurus Rex. Strider Wilson. What up, dude. I am not extinct, bros. You better believe that. I'm thriving, dude. You've been revived in the laboratory.

Correct, dude. They found your... Let's just... They found my DNA and it's a double he licks. They found some sap and they're like, who's the, we found a nut. They combine me with frog DNA and now I'm hopping all over my wife's box. Good morning, fellas. Insane to say that, those phrases.

We're recording in the morning here, so it just feels a little more wild to say things like that before noon. Do you think that we could make a whole movie about, you know, Jurassic Park, but it's about the T-Dartosaurus Rex? Yeah, it would honestly be better, and this is a major Zing, than the most recent Jurassic Park movies. I would go see the shit out of that movie. And it wouldn't even be an adult film. I think we would do it like a PG-13 rating. Yeah. You know, you would tastefully.

You use shadows. Yep. And you'd be like just chasing people around and be like, let me, let me dart you. Correct. and yet people they come into my you know the the electricity goes down I'm out of my captivity yeah because I need to dart so bad you know you know the the raptors when they use the claw for you it's just you you see a shadow and you see the tongue just go and did you guys you know the raptors hunt with flanks yeah you guys are my two wing men so you guys show up like

when you guys are become douchey in the Netflix show yeah yeah you're like that version of yourselves yeah and so we're we're sarging and and the mission is to I only am hunting my wife yeah yeah yeah why is she running that's a good question oh because um she knows that when she gets darted because probably i did i she'll have to cd your sexual confidence yes yes that's exactly correct and she'll like i probably had to do something where i messed up that's why i got put in uh i've got taken taken to a costa rican island like i did something wrong you know what i mean like yeah in our relationship like freaking i didn't do my chores right you know and so i got put to that island to learn how to do chores yeah and she won't let me dart until i do chores so i

have to show her that i'm able to do chores yeah but you just want to dart yeah a thousand percent it's my nature you know yeah do we get mad at a t-rex when it goes after prayer or a lion when it yeah well that's like takes down a baby zebra it's just my nature they talk about an acting like what's your objective for you it's simple dart that's like your that's your that's your main that's your big objective that's your, like, that's your objective in every scene. In the scene you have tactics, you know. The best example of this, we've talked about this maybe is Ordel played by Samuel L. Jackson and Jackie Brown when he's trying to get Chris Tucker in the trunk.

I think that's the best scene you can watch as an actor for a variation of tactics in a monologue. It is comedy gold, but incredible. Samuel literally tries everything. I do that. Every tactic, I'll try shame. I'll try, you know, putting honey on, you know, wooing you. I'll try threats, you know, everything. Yeah.

But instead of getting someone to trunk, I want to get in my wife's trunks in dark. That's sick. I love that. You see a best Western off of a real exit in the middle of it. You're like, why is that even there? It's for horny. It's for husbands, dude, being like, babe, I got us a room. Wow, yeah.

Trust me. I always thought Best Western. That's what was going down there. Every time. Just couples. You see a Ramada Inn? Ramada can I get it in? Yeah.

That's what an in really mean. That's why they call it an in. Oh, yeah. That's why I booked, we went to New York a couple years ago, and I booked the Margaritaville Resort in Times Square. And, you know, I'm like, there's a giant flip-flop in the lobby. We got in there. I was like, do you want some cheese fries?

Do you want some onion rings? or do you just want to get straight to it? Cheese fries and onion rings, it's going to get her in the mood. You want to get your woman a nice cheese-infused fried meal. Yeah. Pre-coitus. Oh. Turns around so much.

All the sauces. Let her watch you eat it. Yeah. I got like a big cahuna burger. No, I think a big cahoon. That's from Pulp Fiction. I got a burger with onion rings and barbers. barbecue sauce. It's probably called something like that.

Something like that. And I was like huge aphrodisi where she was watching me eat it. Big time. And putting like A1 sauce on the fries, just getting a little weird with it. Being ravenous. Yeah. And she wanted to fuck like in the restaurant. Dude, yeah, it's a similar love language, dude.

Like all, I live by a Chipotle and a Chick-fil-A. I'll be like, babe, watch me fucking hit this drive-thru right now. And I'll just go, I'll order up big dude i'll get a soup i'll get a chicken sandwich i'll fucking dip my chicken sandwich in the soup and then i'll go to chippole also you know i'll put waffle fries in my brewed i'll just house that shit yeah bro appetite yeah so you can barely even get out of the drive-thru after that bro is jess sunk there was it i knew i was friends with this girl and she said she would post photos of her eating on social media a lot because guys associate that with sex it makes them

horny I like that I wonder if it's if it's like the male fantasy there is like I've provided this feast for my lady no but it would just be hurt like the pool eating a sandwich you know there's this line in kingdom of heaven where Orlando Bloom's character says it's been a while since I seen a woman eat I always connected with that line hmm interesting I think there's something to that we like to take a woman out to dinner you know we like to do that yeah I don't think that's what you should. I think you're to me. It's something different. Yeah. Yeah. Women? It's interesting. Just keep going to keep talking here. I'm just going to keep talking here. Talk my way into something. Maybe it's a corner. But yeah, what are you saying? No, I'm just going to. I keep going to say. I keep going to say. I might need to shut up.

No, no, no. I think you got it. I think you got it. I think it's about like. is it about outset allocation like moving stuff into her name maybe is this about this gets people horny yeah i think a man likes to watch a woman eat a sandwich because it um definitely related to an ancestral bond that he shares with greater humanity you know i think that's why we like to see that amen you know it could be a religious ritual breaking bread together mayo relaxed me hmm are you a mayo guy huge i'll um i'll dip my sandwich in front of my fiance i'll dip my sandwiches in mayo and just and i'll to give her like an as msum I'll chew loud, you know.

And she's just... Loves it. Loves it. She loves it. Sometimes I'm like, babe, relax. ASMR only since 2015? Yeah. Yeah, you guys only do ASMR now.

Yeah. Yeah, only... 2010 you know but I would experience SMR I didn't know what it was I thought there was something you know I thought I had I thought I had a six cents for just being able to feel good because I remember in school ASMR for those of you don't know it's a sensation you feel when you hear certain sounds it can be it's a tingly sensation in your dome can be triggered by chewing typing, whispering, those kinds of sounds. And so I would hear it in class and I would be like, I'd be like, someone would be talking

or someone would be like eating chips and I'd be like, oh. So it's only your don't, it's like a high. Like a, is it like a runner's high maybe? No, no, it's not like a, it's not like you, I guess it's kind of euphork, but it's like kind of like a, it's like a kind of like an inner massage in your brain. Interesting. It's a bummer, I can't feel that. I remember if someone was typing really loud, I'd be like, oh, yeah, keep typing.

Would you have a really big aversion to chalkboard then? Like bad noise, do you have a higher version to that? Like break squeaking or like tinfoil being? Not necessarily. So really no negatives, just only benefits. Just only benefits, yeah. God fucked me. You didn't let me have that.

Yeah. We could try it sometime. He probably. I tried. doesn't work for me but you like to raw dog you like you prefer stillness silence I do love it in fact

clausterman was on Simmons pod talking about he had a great terminology where he was like the the systemic like targeted degradation of daydreaming and he said how like that's why this rise of raw dogging is actually a thing

and it's very important because people used to daydreamer like have thoughts and like if you're writing and Simmons was connecting on it too where he's like, yeah, I would like take the train and write fake pretend articles because there was nothing else to do on the train that wasn't a screen or like sometimes I would read a book but like it's valuable to have that stillness.

Yeah, because your brain starts imagining pretty quickly. You come up with the screen basically. 100%. So I do love love to do that. And you know as a, you know, you guys are obviously comedians like and I think Chappelle even had this thing where he had a really funny bit where he's like a lot of my days just spent at a restaurant or a coffee shop doing this face like

because you're just trying to think of like okay what do I write down next and then sometimes you get it a lot of times you don't yeah dog walks are good for that yeah I bring a post-it note and I'll just be you know little be taking a crap and I'm just rent down a bag it's huge like anal and grease it's so nice when your dog takes a good deuce oh isn't it the best yeah I feel proud of it I'm like, I'm like, yeah, push it. I do get pumped. They look at me for trust.

They trust me. Yeah. Hey, I got you. I like when my kids eat a lot. This kind of goes back to the chick thing. We like to see people friggin' eat, dude. Basic functions or maybe connotates health. I think so.

Conversely, I'll tell you this. I hate, I knew I love my wife. You know how I knew when she ate cereal. the noise I didn't mind it but I usually hate when someone's like if like my brother

or like anyone else is eating like a loud bowl of cereal I'll literally tell him hey man shut up yeah my wife's a loud cereal eater too like a bag of chips if someone's like cracking chips I knew my father hated my whole family

for many reasons one of them we were at a Mexican restaurant because they were his own because they were his own yes because we were all less than stellar athletes. We were eating at Chevy's Mexican restaurant and they give you the complimentary

Salis with chips. Chevies, right? Chevies? Yeah, how do you say it? It was like a chain, somewhere like a small chain Mexican eatery, free chips and dip and we all sat down. We're all excited to be out like we're just living our lives and we started eating. My dad said, all of you don't touch another one of those fucking chips. And then he proceeded to eat the chips. The chips silently really his mouth closed great power is an excellent display of power I've never respected my father more

see I would have been the opposite I've been like chilling you would like that I would love it yeah maybe your kids will rebel by not eating chips or loud cereal I'd love loud cereal you like that come eat by my ear kiddo get over here come here eat right here do you get pumped when your kids

drop a deuce yeah yeah sure I mean especially if they're doing it in a because we're like lightly potty training them right now if they do it in the potty it's a great feeling i remember my daughter she took a nice daddy i get it poop i got a poop i take her diaper she goes into her little makeshift toilet dropped a heater and then she's like i did it i did it and you're like yeah hey come on that sort of never goes away we have some bros who are like dude i just took the biggest dude like people still do that they walk out the dude you'll better guess no I I'm actually doing a bit that uh about how I knew my wife was the

one or my fiancee was the one when she like we were in Hawaii she dropped a deuce and I was pumped on it that's great I was like nice what made you pumped on it because I wasn't grossed out yeah yeah usually I wasn't grossed out at all people are afraid like Amy Schumer has that famous bit where she's like her and the guy she was dating like both get food poisoning And it's funny. She's like doing a funny act out, like throwing up being like, it was nice knowing you. Whoa.

You're going to meet such a good person down the line. Yeah. It's kind of that. Yeah. Because it's the true us. Yeah. It's this perceived notion that to emit waste, even though it's a normal body function, is a flaw.

I know. And before that, people would be like, it's, it's a normal, like they say it's a normal body. I'm like, it's disgusting.

I don't want to be. near it and i don't want to be near other people doing it but i like i just don't uh it doesn't bother me yeah the guard is dropped at a certain point you're just like we're going to fully embrace one another as fool disgusting humans there's something beautiful in that yeah there is something beautiful in that the whole package the whole what is it the cabam and caboodle yeah kit kit and caboodle kit kit kit and cabood where does that come from what's the etymology of the that phrase I wonder the whole kitten caboodle I believe it comes from ancient Somalia what's it oh the Dutch close mm-hmm so my brother I was talking to my brother and he

he travels to Japan a lot Korea for business this is for business in Korea and where else does you go um Germany and there's another um what is it where Nordics nor uh Norway maybe Norway Denmark around there says the coolest people to do business with Koreans really oh He said the most unfunny, most serious Germans. Mm. That's all I got. What was so cool about the Koreans?

He said they're just like, it's just like a fun culture. They're just, he's like, they're just a fun culture. They're like warm and he just loves it there. He didn't really go into much detail. I just sort of was like, oh, that's cool. But he said the Germans are very serious. He's like, I don't like Germans. And I was like, yeah, you know, I didn't forget World War II.

No. Oh. Never. Um, should we do our cues? Yeah. Freaking hell yeah. Did you guys line any up? Yes, sir.

You want to kick it off? Stride, are you ready? Sure, yeah, let's ride. Okay. Perhaps I'll proceed left to right. I'll proceed with J.T. and then to Chad. J.T. This is maybe a broad question, but we had a good workout over Thanksgiving.

What is it about weightlifting that? that you love most? I probably think when you go heavy on a compound lift, there's an effect, like I think through your central nervous system that just kind of calms the whole body. Like when you gotta really recruit a lot of nerves to stabilize and to move, afterwards you're like, oh, I feel kind of just like settled into my body.

You do kind of get that. Is that like when you're talking about when you're doing a rep and you're like, shit I don't know if I'm going to get this and you have to lock in I think it's that feeling no it's more like when you're doing like heavy squats or heavy deadlifts I think there's something about just like putting the body under that load load that um it just um it requires so much energy that everything else just kind of goes flat in a good way that's nice that's beautiful and then you feel solid afterwards like I feel like I could get hit by a car and I'd be like okay like my

bass is good it is kind of nice that pose yeah like you go to if you lift before a flight you sit down and you're like you kind of feel that good soreness in your legs like I fucking lifted today may feel solid I like to look at every dude every dude I see just go did you lift today I did I was always wondering about that because you do love lifting chat what is one inhibition you'd like to lose inhibition I'd like to lose as a man who doesn't seem to have many inhibiting factors I'm interested to see what you perceive as an inhibition and what you'd like to cut

what would you qualify as an inhibition? I mean like a classic one would be like man I can't if I have to smoke three bowls before I start my day or like that's an inhibition? Maybe not that's a good call but a good call

I mean don't worry dude because I don't No, either. Like an inhibitor, right? And I think an inhibition is like a fear you have around something. Like, I have inhibitions about getting married because, uh, oh, right, right, right. And then Jake is just totally, it's with an eye. This is crazy. Jake is up here being like, I'm surrounded by fools.

I-N-H. Inhibition. To smoke three balls in the morning. Do that's so funny? I ask that question. So do you think an inhibition, something that makes me self-conscious? Dude, maybe we should look it up, dude. Yeah.

Something that makes me self-conscious or a bad habit. Yeah. A vice. I'm relaxed, man. I was thinking more of like vices. That's true, but that's really funny. Yeah, maybe just, maybe you should do what the word means. He was like, what's up?

No, no. maybe we've learned from this question enough already and you don't even have to answer it yeah we've already learned we've learned a word it's all right it's a global crisis what's it what's an inhibition i have what's on um because you're very you're relaxed natural dude you know yeah that you know i i um comfortable in your own bronze yeah i mean this is not Great for a comedian, but I don't like, uh, things I, some things I don't like doing the most are like talking at a table. I don't, I, like the, um, yeah, I don't like, uh, for at like a dinner or something.

I don't, I don't like, uh, I don't like speaking in groups. I think a lot of people can relate to that. yeah um it's uh and do you you would like to lose that you would like to be not bothered by that yeah i you know it's probably because i'm the youngest where uh my older brothers and older siblings had you know big personalities so i i was always kind of just content just chilling um and that's probably why i became a comedian because i was like maybe this being on stage where the microphone is a way to express myself so were you were you were you you not content did you feel like you needed to get it out in another place yeah i always felt uncomfortable

i like uh um just felt a little bit kind of like uh restrained uh in a sense um and then self-conscious because i felt like uh didn't feel as smart yeah we we have like some family friends and they were like my de facto older brothers and it's tough when you're the young one especially if you want to share stuff because then they're just like dude shut up you're trying to do there's so much smarter than you that they can just like

kind of put you in a box what you're trying to do all the time and you're like dude you're trying to be cool because so-and-so's here and then you said this thing because you think it makes you sound smart but actually I know you learned that a week ago

and you said it wrong and then you're like all right yeah totally and it was good in a way because you're like oh man this is making me like have to learn faster so that this doesn't happen again

but it was like it could feel brutal in the moment. Oh, yeah, I get so uncomfortable. I hate it. Yeah, older brothers. Sometimes I look back on them. I love them so much, but like some stuff they did, I was like, that was gnarly.

Yeah. Like, y'all punked me hard. No, yeah. Eight year old. I was annoying as fuck, but. No, I love the way I turned out, but sometimes I wonder, like, how my personality would be different if I were an older one.

yeah I guess did you kind of got that experience when you were in a frat right you got to be like big brother to like the pledges and stuff like that yeah but I was always they I was always like I had a lot fun with them I never I never never bullied them we would always do like they always knew me as like the like you do interviews right and so I always did like creative fun ones where they were like excited to do mine I never took pleasure and like making them suffer Right. You didn't have this seat as a thing. Yeah. And I think I just got self-contagant. Anthony Ian, if you guys are listening, you guys weren't that bad. I'm sorry I'm being a pussy about it now. Those guys were never allowed to wear pants around you though. No.

It was all nice. It was good, cordial stuff, but no pants. Oh, yeah. That was something that would be incredibly harsh on. Yeah. What are you doing in here? Yeah. Winnie the Pooh style only. But that was for them, too. They're happier now that you did that. Yeah. Yeah. It was like Don Draper, you know, when the guys come in and they're like, if we thought we had a good idea and he's like, well, maybe I should stop paying you. That's what I would say to them.

Are you watching Don Draper on TikTok? The clips are killing. No, we started watching Mad Men last night. Oh, really? Yeah, how many ups are you in? Like two. That first one's great though. Dude, you know what was funny?

I was watching Madman. I was like, this reminds me of like being at an agency. Like when our first meeting at an agency, they're like, you know Bill and Ted 3 is coming out. we'll make a call yeah i'm like no you won't like the phony dangling of the carrots yeah yeah yeah just kind of like all dudes who look the same in suits just walking in unison yeah we'll make a call to stephen spielberg for you i know to you pete the world must just seem like one giant brazier yeah yeah you have a word way with words draper yeah yeah that first that that pilot is great yeah yeah mankin i like her oh yeah she's yeah she had some spice to her

100%. Excellent. All right. All right. My first question is for Strider. If the sandwich didn't exist, what would be the best lunch? Oh, my friend. The burrito.

Absolutely the burrito. No question. Still wrapped. in fact I would even say the Caesar Wrap is having a moment right now it's not

not just a salad wrapped up in a tortilla which is then a burrito so I have to say I probably house this isn't you know

we've actually been talking about a lot of grotesque eating here I'd say I probably house at least three burritos a week wow you do you have three breas a week yeah

that's awesome where do you get the brutes sometimes I still will hit up Tokaya although I have to admit they've taken a big step back they're too many locations yep they're taking a big step back so it's kind of rough but it's just convenient because it's at that lodge yeah and you want to go to the air one market but do I have 45 minutes and do you have 45 dollars to yeah they're gouging you it's insane but um and then you know sometimes I'll still hit up the Chipotle but I've got a no meat policy there really

yeah I'm not I've been burnt but you know I looked I looked up there process on the meat and they're very like on top of it really yeah because i was trying to do a bit about like how it's crazy to trust chapoli meat but they pre-cook everything and have it all in like a temperature gauge and it's like sufi sofeet or whatever so it's like it's regimented it's good it's just i don't know it did you just where there's so many locations how could they possibly have quality control for that much meat and it's just the eyeball test sometimes i go in there and i see it and i'm like looks too gray And just the dude, like the dude, a lot of times I got to take a look at the dude, you know.

If they don't want to be the guy. But he might not even be the meat guy. But it's the wrong front of house guy for you. Wrong front of house, yeah. You know, the Fed uses Chipotle as a good indicator of like discretionary spending amongst American households. Oh, that's pretty nice. Like, they'll look at Chipotle and be like how many people are buying guacamole at Chipotle. And that's a good indicator of how people are doing cash flow-wise across the board.

I think that's genius. That's probably a really good indicator. really good indicator. Chipotle's like that, it's in a lot of the articles. They're like, here's what happened to Chipotle this quarter. You're like, oh my God. And Jersey Mike's like, are people putting bacon on that sandwich or are they not springing for the bacon?

Did they have good bacon there? It's actually not bad. It's crispy. I never get it. They got the best cheese sticks. Better than anything in Philly. Oh, the Jersey Mike's, whoa. Yeah.

You might have to, you might have to double down on that. You know what they're doing now with the Philly cheese? They have the big thing in Philly right now, it's the sesame buns. It's putting sesame seeds on buns. It does that a little bit of nice flavor. Yeah, I don't mind a little sesame there. You know I discovered lately at Jersey Mike's, the relish? Oh, they got good relish.

It's not like pickle relish. It's like chili. Oh, the cherry pepper relish. Cherry pepper relish. Yeah, that's pretty solid. Fantastic. You know, I actually got some... They gave me the wrong sandwich one time.

And I should know, because as I was leaving this guy, I was like, who the fuck took my sandwich? And I just kept walking. And it had cherry pepper relish in it. And I was like, dude, this is bombed. I was like, then I knew God gave me that sandwich for a reason so I could discover it. And he fucked that other guy over with my mediocre sandwich with no cherry pepper. Did you tell that guy that it was, it was God's mission to give you that sandwich. Did you tell him?

No, as I was driving, I rolled the window down and I just gave him the bird. Oh, that's good. That's good. Yeah. He'll get that message. And I threw the other half of the sandwich at his face. Nice. Yeah.

All right, Chad, next cue. If we live another, let's say, 60 to 70 years, where do you foresee? And how heavily involved are aliens in day-to-day life? How heavily involved are aliens in day-to-day life? I think they, you know, I think they're going to become our professors. They're going to teach us. I think we're getting to a place where our intelligence, or we're getting to a dangerous place, intelligence-wise, where we're creating nuclear bombs, we're creating AI, we're playing with

fire, you know, we open Pandora's box, and because of our insatiable need to keep creating, to keep progressing, capitalism, you know, keep pushing the envelope, keep expanding, we don't know how to stop. And aliens, when they first saw we had nuclear, weapons they're like we need to we need to start talking to these dudes and be like hey chill and now it's getting to a point where you know they're going to be like they're going to be like all right guys you we need to like step in here and just take control because you guys are out of control do you think because you know we have the book of enoch we have the ancient alien theory we have these watchers or angels um do you think aliens have been around and helping

human like are they the prometheus are they that that gave us the knowledge of like you know they they gave us they busted the seed yeah did they bust the seed within us of of do you think that that nukes and the AI were actually delivered to us from is that we were kind of suggesting yeah and was it put in our brains and like that seed of you know brain to development and growth a long time ago. Right, like they're the reason for our rapid, they're like we, they chose our species for rapid brain growth. Or all these great innovations or technological changes that came about were from aliens.

I think there's theories about that. I don't think like nuclear, I don't think like the atom bomb was from alien technology. But I have heard that from like reverse engineering and these programs, they're like, like, fiber optics are like from, like the certain things are from alien technology. But did they give us, did they give our species the ability to become 10 times more intelligent? Yeah, or like just even help us with the math a little bit. Whatever modes they used. Right, they came down there like here, like here, you know, they're like A equals C. Yeah, they're like floating above New Mexico and then they just drop like,

whatever their little cosmic note is and it comes down and then all of a sudden Oppenheimer's like oh wait a second and then the right the right so there's the chock just starts flying yeah that's what you're kind of saying yeah like in whatever methodology they would use to teach whether they did like did they give that knowledge to you know it wouldn't be Pythagoras but because it was around in Egypt whoever built the pyramids that engineer right yeah Imotep whatever the fuck maybe before him Pythagoras had a colt yeah oh dude it was common to have and he couldn't eat nuts yes he's like if you have fucking almond I

I swear to fucking God. He'll kill you. I'll have sex with your wife. I'll kill you. I'm going to do that shit anyways, but fucking don't speed it up, brother. In ancient Greece, it was common to have cults. And those guys didn't write, like Socrates and... Yeah, that was the underling's job was just to fix it up and finesse it a little bit.

And he, in Pythagoras gets credited with the theorem. And it was probably one of his underlings that put it in that nice, decipherable way. It was mine. Don Draper's up. Yeah. This is mine. That's what the money's for. He actually has a famous underling.

I forget his name. There is a somewhat famous underlink who they say maybe probably... His name. Yeah, it's probably where we got the word underling from. Yeah, yeah. That was his name.

Bro, that's my name. He said, yeah. Shit. What's up dog? Underling. Dude.

Yeah, I think, well, so I was listening to a Rogan podcast where he is the director of that documentary on. Rogan sort of has a cult around him. It's sort of ancient Greece to be this Rogan dude. Yeah,

I mean, they're bald dudes. That's the bald dudes. That's the, bald dudes have people who follow them. Oh, I think that's his cold just bald dudes. bald stout jackdudes.

Just bald jackdudes. The director of this alien doc said that, you know, one of the things that he heard when we made, there's been several contact events with aliens. And one of the things he heard is that like this guy came upon an alien that was dying that like crashed its thing. He's just like, oh, dude. I was like way too hammered. you can't find any you know they're like telepathic communication the guy telepathically

he was like you humans don't know your potential and then he's like oh oh oh and he died so maybe like Oppenheimer was you know at Los Alamos and he's like uh equals mc and he just telepathically he's squared and he's like lock bang I got to correct myself too I was just Googling it it was they avoided beans legumes not nuts bad call but maybe it goes back to earlier when we were talking about pooping and stuff he's like people are ripping ass in my

freaking temple too much dude I don't want anyone dumping in my secret elite cult and you imagine how bad it was back in that day oh yeah bro the density uh is your turn yeah all right strider describe your first T dart

it's a good question was it in college I was gonna say it wasn't even on my wife whoa I used to just dart chicks would be like hey let's take this to the next level you know let's go let's hit a home run here and I'd be like

nah you've been darted was it wait what like they didn't know no no like like that's it that's all like you know and I I hate, I famously hate busting, I hate my wiener, so I'm over it. But the first girl you fingered was at the beach house party, yeah.

So I remember, he slept the night on the sand, you know, very California, bro. So fucking chill, we were in ponchos, dude. Did he come out, being like, oh, dude? And I think we went and got breakfast the next day. And then he was even chill about it then. He didn't want to stay in front of like five guys. Don't kiss and tell. But then he got each one of us alone, each one of the five guys alone.

I would get, I would have excuses. Do you call your mom yet? You should go call your mom. Let's go outside real quick. I want to get some swisher sweets. Take someone dented your car. Just go out there. Someone just fender benderged you.

But I'm trying to think, because I pride myself on remembering this. I think the first time you went down on, it was probably someone I didn't. Oh, was it the tattooed girl from USDA? No, I didn't go down. That girl was wild. Yeah, that was crazy. But it was around then, right? it was

honestly I want to say it was in I want to say it was in Santa Barbara I'm one of those Halloween trips oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I remember that okay yeah because we were out dancing at that party you connected with that chick one of our friends tried to come in I was like I got mad I used to get mad about that stuff I was like back off Jack I'm glad you did because I was like dude come on bro

anyway it was like it was gonna work out anyways but it was just killing the energy and then that was good you yeah you went back with her we enjoyed you enjoyed and I was untruthful we fully enjoyed this was you know a heyday moment for me she booted you right this is the best part afterwards I was like all right we'll cuddle now and uh she's like you can go yeah dude that's amazing bro yeah yeah hilarious all right and then uh which honestly dude was such a good call by her like it was hot it was like too warm no AC is like yeah we got I gotta get back no it's cool if she does it nice yeah yeah yeah and then it's a good story so that was nice that was a fun nice dude

one of the best raging schools of all time oh yeah how old were we then we were like 20 probably yeah 20 i didn't lose my v card till like 21 nice so we're we're right around there maybe 20 year old fellas and i was always a little older like i my parents started me late in school plus i'm stupid i don't know what inhibition means so i need more schooling yeah and we talked about some the last pot it's a ucsd thing man bro Dude, bro, come on. Thousand kids got to go into remedial math. I know.

They didn't know how to do seven plus two is equal to six plus what. Oh, really? It was that level of math. They couldn't do. A thousand kids in the incoming class at a top 25 university. And then I was like,

respond to on a checkst ride and I was like, yeah, bro, one time we did peer review in school in this kid's essay was the worst thing ever read. And then my buddy called me out. Greg, he goes, oh, you reviewed peers, you idiot

because I spelled it P-I-E-R-S. And then I was like, Fuck. But then you said you went up to the teacher, right? Yeah, dude, I had an arc. You're right. I literally, I went to the teacher and I was like, hey, man, like, I can't, I don't know what's going on here. Like, there's tons of typos. Like, there's no structure to this essay. Like, this is fucking stupid. Like, this is this, like, I can't believe this kid is in, and we're in the same class. I was like, one of the same class. I was like, is this. And you know what it really was? Was because, like, we got like the same grade. And I'm like, this paper, we both got C. yeah like this both if this is a C in mind like this this has to be an F or mine should be an A yeah and I don't think like there's better papers kids wrote better essays than I did for sure with more interesting thesis and I was like it was it was not an even grading scale and the teacher was like oh no it's fine like wow that's crazy to think but it's crazy to think at the college level they're still grading people like individually rather than against like a standard

and these things shift like for a while UCSD was like too it was like one of the top public schools in the country still is I mean UC's rip man and that campus those campus is focused on different things like that's a big like bioengineering medical campus and econ the econ department's good too which I was part of and you got scripts down there oceanography yeah yeah yeah yeah it was crazy stuff is um wait how did we get there oh going down so yeah that was probably one of the first darting that's cool circa millennium did you darter? Oh, bro. First thing I did. Um, all right, J.T. Was the first girl you kissed? Yeah. And here's a thing, dude. I love that. You know,

my history is so great. And, and, and, but technically you could argue, dude, because that was, that kiss was actually a bend because we were in Roberts community jacuzzi hanging out. Our boy Bob it up um and we were playing truth or dare okay i could get a party gone i still i count it i count it too yeah that counts all right j t fastest car or fastest boat in the world would you rather have uh fastest boat yeah i used to go to offshore boat races um i think it was like what was the top class i think it was called the open class There was like the S class, the V class, and then the open class. Dude, those boats get up to like 130, 140 miles an hour on the ocean, just cutting, getting air.

They were like the boats in Miami Vice. Yeah. Like kind of like that catamaran style with just big outboard engines. Dude, one of the coolest things there's, and I think when you're doing like 130 on the ocean, that's like the equivalent of doing like 250 on land. I mean, it's a level of intensity. Oh, yeah, brother. That thing could flip. They got to have helicopters overhead ready to pick you up.

But, I mean, are they going to get to you in time? Doesn't even matter, dude, because you got to get there in time first. That's like a God thing I'm trying to say, like about living. And, yeah, I would definitely go offshore speedboat racing. Those are my number ones. They're sick. They're like 60 feet long, dude. They're huge.

And don't you pilot one of those boats with one of your bro with you? Some of them do three. But yeah, you got a throttle guy. and then you got a steering wheel guy because you can't be doing both. I think there's, it's like a, you need enough strength on the wheel

where you can't be managing that. And then a guy, and then sometimes I got a third guy is just navigating. He's just in there with like a map. Dude, we should do that. We could.

Dude, we should be a boat racing team. I'll be the nav guy. Although I do struggle with maps. Yeah, that's true. That would be funny. It is your biggest week. Bad as many map did. Dude, that'd be funny even top games.

Nav guys, like, I don't know what I'm looking at here. I don't know where I am. But your nap guy doesn't know anything? Yeah, it means a good hang. Let's do open top, because some of them are the closed, like, dome style. Yeah. And I'm just like, man, I don't want to...

No, you've got to have the hair flown. Yeah, and I don't want to worry about opening a door if we flip. Yeah, exactly. Let's just get fucking tossed. Let me just get out tossed, yeah. Yeah. All right. I know a great place in Havana.

Cuba. They don't like my passport. I forget. They don't like my business or my passport. Yeah, they don't like my business or my passport. You're up, dude. Okay, here we go. Keeping it frickin' cruising for the bros.

J.T. Yeah. Do you picture yourself being 90? What does it look like? Wow. I had a similar question for you guys. You know what? I'm a little bit of like a futurist this way.

I picture myself not totally dissimilar to how I am right now. Yeah, that's what I would have guessed. If anything younger, I picture myself finding some kind of a breakthroughs that's just going to like restore. my youth maybe some combination of like metformin and like crisper gene editing uh yeah i think hopefully i'm still mobile hopefully my spine is still working good and hopefully i can still uh have comparable uh cell turnover that i got right now i love that that's what i would have absolutely guessed thank you i would have not pictured you being like oh i'm freaking in a cabin and you know with a cane. I don't know if I do picture myself being 90 ever. That's why I asked

that. I had a question for you. I was going to, for both you guys, that was very similar. I'll circle back. I like that, but I like that you have a healthy, optimistic version for yourself, but you've also, you've also said that you have to put in the weight and maybe make some discoveries. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's, it's definitely chasing the brass ring. It's a little bit like El Dorado. And do you waste your life in pursuit of that? Is there pleasures you, and is there a natural wisdom to aging that you miss out on if you're constantly chasing youth too yeah like vonnegut would be like he thinks it's an american problem he'd be like we're the only culture that doesn't have a uh like myth icon of the wise old poor man like we don't really do that here

that's true we're like no you're just kind of like you're grizzled and you're badass and you and you got a kingdom that's kind of the way we we typically structure yeah profound Chad? I hope so. When daydreaming, do all of your fantasies include realistically tan people or is everyone perfectly bronzed? Great question. Perfectly bronzed. And I would say if it's erotic, daydreaming, perfect tan lines.

Oh, I like a nice tan line, dude. Tan lines are hot. So, yeah. Nice. nice thong tan line that's the best yeah i just got a little bit horny i think the audience thank you for that dude yeah of course yeah it's fantastic because you like hitting the tanning booth i imagine when you're in the tanning no you like natural tan sorry when your butt hole is exposed to the sun you're doing a little daydreaming when you're in that position oh and you're

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show and tell them our show sent you all right strider to your question when you think of how old you are how old do you think you are it's a good question i don't think of myself as nearing 40 which i am i probably think of myself in my mid 20s still i think i do think like that pick a year 8 28 i like to think i got a little wisdom behind me i got to think it's a good year yeah it's a great year might be the best year I think it might be. 27, maybe they say the 27 club, but I've made it past that. I think I like 28 and 29 because you still, you're physically there, you know. You're on the right side of 30.

But you're a little bit smarter too. Like you can go out and be like, you know what? I'm going to stop there. I feel like at 24, I had no impulse control. So like the, my actions were ahead of my thinking all the time. Like I'd be like, I think what I'm doing is stupid, but I couldn't stop it. And everything is like a me experience. I need to experience this for me, no matter like what the human waste may be.

for a lot of people. Oh yeah, you're not even thinking about externalities. You're just like, no, it's got to happen. It's got to, I can't have a bad night. I'm going to go see parts of the Caribbean three. I've got to get fucking laid tonight. I'm going to get laid at this movie. It all feels like New Year's Eve where you're like stressed out.

Every night's New Year's Eve. You're going home with your friends. You're like, dude, nothing even happened tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, fuck. So I think 28, you've got a little bit more figured out. You're young. The body feels good.

There's hope is still in front of you for what the future. maybe you still think, oh, when I'm 40, I'm going to own a boat with my boys, but, you know, then you get 40 and you're like, holy shit, and I've got a boatload of debt. 28 to 30 is when the creeping in starts to come, though, of like, I think I might be, you need a little of it. I'm losing the battle against life a little bit. Like, I had these ideas and they're not here. That, it does start to happen.

Yes. But I think it's probably right. You're right. Yeah. Healthy tinge of that. Yeah. So that's what I would say. All right, Chad.

If you had to pick a college again, would you go to the same one? 100%. Wow. Oh, it was awesome. I loved it. Would you? No, no. UCSD, I mean, it was a good, I guess, a debatable education now, I suppose.

But campus was great. Glad I met my dank-ass wife down in San Diego. But, like, I would go to an SEC school? I'd go to fucking, or maybe ASU. You visited a lot of schools now. Like, when you do the Friday of beers, what's been your favorite? Dude, Gainesville was actually really cool. to Georgia was awesome.

Athens, Georgia, the little downtown. That's a great town, isn't it? It's incredible. Like a little artist kind of community? Yeah, they have like a famous music venue where like every band's play there. Dude, maybe Georgia. Could you get the college football experience? The weather's pretty deece.

Maybe. Bulldogs. Maybe longhorns, I don't know. Yeah. You know, I'm going to piss some people off. I wasn't as blown away with the UT campus as I. I thought I was going to be. Yeah, yeah.

I would think you could do better at other schools. I was really blown away with the Gainesville campus. Some of these East Coast colleges, too, like Pitt. Pit is gorgeous. Yeah. And a northeast school could be nice. Yeah, you get that. I don't think I'd go because of the climate, but also my grades.

Could also go to a Boston school. Any school in the Boston area could be pretty sick. Sorry, UT. I'd probably go back to like Boston, become a janitor, maybe like Harvard solves some equations yeah I could see that for you would you stick it out

or do you think you'd kind of like just prioritize other things towards the end I think maybe towards the end I might need to like go see about a girl or something like that he's a son of a bitch stole my line

all right who's up Chad you're up so you're going back to Santa Clara 100% It's a great campus And we live in that I'm we live in that whole experience

Do we went there When we went to your dorm in the frat bros Or your frat and the bros Saw you show up Dude those kids lit up like it was Christmas Dude yeah Do they let they go Do you want to see the basement?

Yeah yeah You go to the basement It's so funny when you go back there And you're like this is This place smells like piss But he just That's the beauty of being young Where you're like

Man this is the best place ever Oh you don't even think about it Everyone's got a sore throat Yeah Frat flu yeah it's insane uh all right strider what's your most masculine trait oh probably my decision maker jawline i think i have a jaw line that warrants like if i go like this if i often will picture myself on a horse brave heart style standing before an army ready to

charge against the english and i'll think i might not have the right words but if i do this and just come up with something sort of vague like today we charge i think the dudes would be like fuck i'll search for extra meaning in that because of his jawline right very roman yes yes and when i went to the dentist i saw it and my dentist even went oh well pronounced my dentist even said that i was like thank you that's great said thank you dr lou you take that home with you for sure fuck yeah that's big yeah that's like wind in the sails in the harsh seas of life it was incredible it was so huge because my wife wanted me to go there to find out about snoring and he said the anatomy was fine and in fact he said legit that's so I think that's probably my most masculine trait

stick it to her man that's crazy when they make you do stuff like that oh dude I still got to get a dude I still have to get like a breathing machine I think she's not sleeping I've had to go to the couch a few nights you're doing a CPAP I want to have to get prescribed one so I got to go to my doctor do you have after you I don't I did a sleep test did a lot of shit do you try mouth tape I haven't done mouth tape I've done breathing strips I try the mouth tape Really I mean

It works I do it It feels crazy to me It feels like I'm gonna die But dude I guarantee If you if you do it for a night You will feel a difference Really? Oh yeah They do special like mouth tape

That's good for your skin Or you just take some fucking duct tape I can send you a link I used to do duct tape And I would wrap it around my head Yeah so I say like the whole face Yeah yeah Nice

Maybe hog tie your hands back too Yeah, because I'll be like, my fiancé stays up later, so she'll be like, I'll be like, she'll come in, and he'll be like, oh, yeah. I love you. That's really nice. Yeah. But you should try it seriously. I will. Yeah, report back on the pod.

I will, yeah. I still need to learn a song. I remember a few months ago, you're like, if you guys learn a song, I haven't picked up a guitar once. I'll come over and I'll tape you up. Totally forgot about that. That's just a fun thing to say. I'll tape you up before you get a bad. Yeah, could you come over and tape me?

Yeah. Nice. Would you stay? If you want, whatever you need. Thanks. I'll watch you. Yeah. All right, who's up?

Oh, JT. Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who would you rather have a milkshake with? Muhammad Ali or Teddy Roosevelt? Probably Teddy Roosevelt. I think, uh, I love Muhammad Ali. I think he's, yeah, the greatest.

But I think Teddy was just, like, knew more shit. So you could just talk to him about, like, anything. And then I'd be curious talking to him about how America is now, like, where he think we went wrong. So, I mean, I do think the third time he ran, he was going to kind of overthrow the judicial. Like, he wanted the executive to have power over the courts. And it's not like that now, but it does seem like the Supreme Court is. more aligned with the executive on on any kind of a strengthening of its power so i don't know maybe he would like that so i'd be i'd be curious to kind of see if he thought maybe that turned

out worse than he thought it would also he fought in the spanish-american war he could be like dude you were part of the roughnecks that's so sick yeah i'd be curious about a lot of that stuff yeah i go what about you who'd you go seen two of them teddy Roosevelt I think that's a good call I think in our president's draft I screwed up and should have took in Teddy my first overall pick. He's a great. I think I took JFK

who was sexy and slav. It was both good picks. Who do you think? I think would house a milkshake faster. Teddy Roosevelt probably, right? Both men of voracious appetites. I bet you Muhammad Ali could take down unless it was if you met up in the air

where he had that broken jaw. Actually, maybe he'd be better at it because he could friggin, that's all he was doing was sucking back shit. shakes I gotta go with Muhammad Ali you would sick I mean he's the man

and a great talk to meet just for sucking down shakes oh yeah yeah I gotta take a whiz oh please so JT while Chad's away yo I have to bring a very sensitive subject with you no you don't this weekend something happened you don't have to bring this up

your brother was involved too and I had to absolutely fuck you guys in fantasy football. You know, I want to give you a lot of credit. I think you did. You beat the shit out of us this weekend. Congrats.

Thank you. And probably knocked us out of the playoffs. It looks like you're going in. Honestly, our team wasn't good enough to make it to the playoffs. We passed on some trades we should have done. Bad job managing our team this year. Look, do we have the most championships?

Are we the most prestigious organization in our fantasy football league? I don't know, yes. But you're right there with us. And you have done a great job. You do the same thing every year. I think you have a really interesting strategy. You draft for depth.

You draft for value. And your team always takes about eight weeks to get going. This is like a couple years in a row. And sometimes they don't get going soon enough. But this year, your team's looking like a juggernaut. You pick Devante Adams, Ricky Purcell, George Pickens. We're in a 14 team league. So you don't get as much like of the A-list guys.

All those guys coming into the season, I think we're kind of question marks. and there, two of them are, like, Devante Adams might break the touchdown record. He's at 14 after 12 games. He might get to 23. It's an unbelievable pick by you. A gamble hit. Like, did you know that he was going to match up well with Stafford on those routes and stuff? I think you kept Trey McBride, and I thought too much of a premium.

I thought you should have kept J.S. or Devonte or eight chain for single-digit cash, and he kept McBride for 19. But McBride's having a great season. And then on this pod, you called it. I said, who will be the number one running back and number. number one receiver. This was two months ago. You said JSN and Jonathan Taylor. So you nailed it. You know, I got a sense for these things. And it pisses me off because I could have had JSN. And then when I had my worst season of all time, for some reason, Jonathan Taylor had

the worst season he's ever had in his life. Oh, you had him that year? I kept him. Because I drafted him as a rookie. He got a decent rookie season. He's a stud. And then now he's scoring three touchdowns a game. He's been a little slow these last few weeks. Yeah. He's regressed a little bit. I feel like they've kind of figured out the Colts a little bit. Yeah, Daniel Jones is a little limited so they can just load the box. I haven't checked the number, so I'm just guessing that's what they're doing. It's got to be true, you know, and but I will say in our league, and I have to say this, there are some guys who made some of the worst trades of all time, and they gave a dude.

They gave Paul everybody. Yeah, Paul, and I love Paul, but like, and of course he's got to take those deals. What were these guys, they gave, it was the worst trades I've ever heard of in my entire life. And Paul has, he still has Hampton waiting to come back. He has three guys in our league do a really lame thing where they'll be like, yeah, I don't think I'm gonna win this year, but I'm pulling for this guy.

And they'll like announce who they want to win. To me, that is like the most clown pussy shit of my fucking life. Yes. Like, look, my season's over. I'm checked out. I hope you guys all fucking lose. Correct.

I love all you guys. I hope you all have wonderful lives. You're all prosperous, have beautiful families, travel. But in terms of, of like when we're in competition, I don't want any of you to win. I want you all to fucking suffer and lose and suck and I want to stand above all of you. And so I'm not like going to throw the season for somebody else.

I'm not rooting for anybody but myself. Yeah. You think Tom Brady loses and he's like, oh, who Josh Allen wins it this year? No, fuck no, dude. He goes back into the lab. He's sad for a couple months and then he starts thinking about what he could do better. It's very weak to me that these 40-year-old men in our league are like, well, this is who I'm reading for in the playoffs. And we have to instill these rules constantly to prevent tank trading and, like, doing a trade that makes no sense because you get one guy back to keep next year.

It's like, you fucking bitch, dude. Play for this year, you know, and I understand how you're incentivized to set yourself up for success in the next year, but draft better. You know, and we all get unlucky and we all face injury. Strong men with muscles who read books are saying things like, I really think it's so-and-sense year. Yeah, exactly, dude. Oh man It's really gonna be tough to beat this team Who's gonna win the beauty pageant this year

Gloria looks beautiful I'm like dude Just work on your own squad And try to win man Fucking bitches dude You guys talking about my Rams They look They look not this weekend

But they do look good And he's got Devonte Yeah Stafford had a rough Rough outing but that's okay That's okay And the bears are in first place In the NFC Have you guys called

We talked about it yesterday Joe We should try and call him Because he might actually be happy and go back on his Renegon is I don't want to talk about the Bears online I don't want to talk about the Bears on your podcast

I'm not Colin Coward yeah exactly I think if the Bears lose every game for the remainder of the season they've had a successful season already yeah these things said dude they were so they've been so bad if they lose six in a row

that'd be bad that would be a bad way to end it but five in a row but like I mean dude their first the NFC no one no one had that besides maybe freaking Chudwin and some psychotic Bears fan But that's a real deal of victory right there Beating the Eagles

That was huge I thought they were going to lose The rest of the games honestly They won five in a row They play the Packers twice They gotta Here it is If they lose every other game

Besides one of the Packers games They've had a successful season I think They gotta beat the Packers once The Lions are 7 and 5 It's not as dude They gotta go They gotta make the playoffs and win 11 or something like that.

You think so? To have a successful season? I'm saying for the bears. Yeah, I mean, if at the beginning of the season you said, oh, they went nine and eight or 10 and 70, be like that's successful. But I mean, considering where they're at, no, I know, I know.

That would be, it would be talking shit in a way? Kind of, yeah. I was not saying for the bears, yeah, for the bears. Right, for the bear. Okay, okay, okay, yeah. You lose them all. Hey, yeah. This is a good bear season.

Oh, yeah, go, guys. Yeah, okay, I get it. Right on. Yeah, for them, this is huge. I mean, this is the most wins they've probably had since fucking McMahon was at the helm in 85 yeah I said this last night too but look at their one point one point five point you know what they're getting close wins bro yeah I mean that's her coach he said we don't apologize for a victory you see whipped his shirt off yeah

he looks pretty good they had a thing there was like some like hot dog place that's famous out there not not partilla something not nearly as good um where they're like they did like some social media marketing they're like if ben jonson takes his shirt off like uh you know free hot dogs for like the first 100 000 customers or whatever i don't know what it was but he ripped his shirt off in the locker room and then they're like oh yeah that's sick all right who's up i think is chat up did you just ask about that uh yeah uh did i it's crazy how we lost track of that there's a listener right now going fucking idiots um so i asked the milkshake question oh that was the last one so strata you're up okay here we go let's dance

let's dance JT Yo What traits do you admire Most and others Um Probably self-awareness And

And And uh And uh Perseverance I like that As a stand-up comic Those are probably two Of the most high-quality traits

Those are probably the two most important Yeah I didn't even think about that That's great That's a good call Uh Chad What is one time where you had to totally like fake it and act like you knew what you were doing

to make it where you're like holy shit man i'm fucking i don't know maybe was that at work maybe it was in the sack i don't know um i think uh i think this maybe we did this we did this pilot presentation and uh you can do an australian accent I was like, yeah, I got this. And we're just in the shoot. Where's the butter? And JT played a small role where I'm like, I'm like, hey, mate, you know, it was one of those shows where it's like a guy had a crazy experience and you're reenacting it. Oh, yeah, yeah.

So he's talking about it and you're like playing the actor who's like reenacting it. And I'm like, oh, mate, this ATM gave me a million dollars and I didn't. know what to do with it what do i do j t played uh like my drug dealer he's like he's like he's like i'm like i i'll bought you your drums mate yeah you're gonna be in huge trouble with the law and in retrospect i'm like you know there's a college friend who like kind of hooked it up but i'm like why the fuck did they cast me it was funny that's hilarious dude dude i went to the I went to the first meeting and the producers were like, so what do your thoughts on the character? And I was like, um, yeah, she had a crazy experience.

Yeah, the show is called crazy experience. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I don't, I was like, I didn't really, I read it once. I don't know. hilarious dude um so yeah that was a the show didn't get picked up no it's never seen um all right

strider you rang who is the next NBA superstar dude this is a good question this is probably above my weight class I'm a famously don't follow the NBA till after Christmas and even then it's pretty light because I'm an o'm an unc. I'm an old head. So I got to say maybe Jake's pulling up Austin Reeves. Have you seen his numbers this year? Is he going off? He's actually

almost 30 a game on like 50% shooting. I love that. And he came out of nowhere. He's got a great story. Look at his numbers. He's averaging 28 points a game on 52% shooting. Jesus. Maybe it is Austin Reeves. And then Luke is averaging 35. They might be the most highest scoring backward in history. I think they are. Like, if I say Wendy or, like, he's already kind of a star, right? No, no, no. I think that's right. Who's, like, going to be Jordan?

Who's going to be Kobe? Who's going to be LeBron? Who's going to be Steph? Who's going to be the face of the NBA? Like, when we look back, like, oh, yeah, this is the guy. How's the one dude that's from Maine? Who's the Cooper Rush guy? What the fuck says?

Cooper flag? Jesus Christ, man. This is what I'm saying? I'm unc, dude, this guy. He fucking. He's playing pretty good, but I wouldn't say, I kind of want to have a pick. I kind of want to have a pick that's like,

Because everyone knows Wemby's amazing. He's like a freaking nature. But like, is there a sleeper guy that I don't know about that's out there? I mean, you could do Anthony Edwards. Antman, I love him. But that team's playing good, not amazing. I think it's going to be a Euro, dude. This draft class is supposed to be really, really good.

Really, who's coming out? Carlos Boozer's kid, Cameron Boozer's a Bizz. There's a two guard from Kansas that is like super sick that people think is like going to be the next great two guard. Like we might have another Kobe kind of guy. That's who I want. Who's that? I think his name is Peterman. And then...

Can I say him for my answer? And then there's a 6-9 kid, A.J. DeBonsta. I'm saying his name wrong. Who's the presumptive number one pick. So they think it's like the best drop clip. So you can do him. There's Cade Cunningham from Detroit is bawling out. They're like 17 and 4.

I'd say those are most the... And then Wembe. And then still Yokich. Maybe it's Yokic. He's only 30. True. Or Donchick. Who do you think it is?

Yokch is going to do something weird. He's going to like... Or Shane Gilder's Alexander. I'm disrespect. Oh, Shaggrildress is a beast, dude. But you know what? I want to do the sleeper pick. I want to take, um, who's the next Kobe style guy that you said?

What's his name? The guy that's going to get in the draft class. He's in Kansas. His name is, uh, Peterson. Darren Peterson. Okay, Darren Peterson. Six, five. I know you want him to be a little taller.

Damn, I do. Because how big's Anthony Edwards? Oh, he's six five. Yeah, he's got to be, I think it to be, although Steph, you know, six three total stud. I went to see the pelicans last week. They played the grizzlies. Oh, that's cool. It was actually a good game.

How to Edie play that huge guy from Memphis? He's been bawling out lately. Is he a white guy? White guy's like 7-4. Dude, he looked okay. He looked kind of like... Six-six, they list. He looked like a giant dude who was kind of like,

I don't know what I'm doing a little. That was my impression. He was a little lumbering. Yeah. But, I mean, he's massive. this is a kid from my high school that i know kegan murray he's on the the kings right yeah he's on the kings but he just came back his last four games he's been going crazy straight off of injury they're saying he's going to will the king's

back so shout out to him yeah he's good i mean he's been like a guy they've been hot on for a couple years now yeah yeah he also has a twin brother who's on the trailblazers and his dad was Kenyon Murray, who was also an NBA star. So it's just like in their blood. And he's got that like assassin mentality. Like he wants the ball at the end of the game, which is kind of hard with like other guys on the team, obviously, Deeran Fox. He went to your high school? Yeah, yeah. Remember when we went to that game or you were at the game I was at, he bought me tickets or gave me tickets to that game. And so his dad was an NBA player? Yeah, Kenyon Murray, yeah. And then he moved to Iowa? He went to college at Iowa, yeah. Oh, interesting.

Zion played the game he went to? Mm-hmm. How do he look? He looked good. He, I mean, he, uh, they lost the game. They, they were up by like 14 in the second. That's amazing, dude. Yeah, I mean, he's mad.

Zion, dude. They're up by 14 and like the second, I was like, oh, they're running away with this. And then the Grizzlies came back. Zion had a great shot to tie it up. And then we left when they tied. But, uh, and it ended up being a good game. you were right about Zionstar I remember I was trying to get you on board with him

when he was a dude I was like bro this guy's gonna be the fucking man I'm like it's Charles Barkley 2.0 he didn't like him for whatever he's explosive he had dude he's his body's amazing he's like look at that upper body he's 6-6-285 so much just probably heavier than that he's probably 300 on those on those and it's incredible because he's so explosive

you just got to say like for longevity and the style of game that he has it's tough because once he loses is that first step, which happens to all of us with Father Time. I think his game will take a big step back. Those tendons just can't take it. I think they got to change their name. Pelicans is such a bad name. That is a good call. I was like, I can't take this game seriously when he named their team the Pelicans. What should be the New Orleans? Some of the music. Grenades. They used to be the jazz. The hand grenades. The jazz. They moved to Utah. Or they don't allow the ads. Dude, Hornets is way

better. Yeah, the hornets was sick. But it was originally the Charlotte Hornets and then they moved to New Orleans and they were like, all right. Oh, okay. Oh, so they've been in New Orleans a while. Oh, okay. I think they got a, what do they call the line? The drum line? Yeah, like when they're in the streets doing the band, what are those things called? You can get one for like your wedding or whatever. Parade? Yeah, it's like, I think it's a line where they're like, yeah, we got a line for our wedding. They're going to play behind us as we walked down. down hmm something yeah second line that's it now you can't call it team man that sounds like you're not doing good dude the New Orleans ghosts that's cool yeah the New Orleans

voodoo oh I like that the New Orleans voodoo yeah that's kind of scary this kind of gives you an edge dude pelicans what is that why did they do pelicans is their state bird is that what it is I don't know Maybe it was David Searn's last Desire and he was just like an old man He's like I like pelicans Dude it's such a terrible name

Pelicans aren't threatening They're kind of common It's not even that cool when you see them Good call man The brown pelican even worse Yeah it's not even that cool when you see them I mean it is kind of cool when they like Scoop up fish and stuff

But you're like You know these guys need Like You know the Grizzlies they're coming to attack you the Knicks I don't even know what that is Nickerbockers sounds cool

Yeah Nickerbach what is a Knickerbocker I think it was like a revolutionary war dude Yeah I guess the more traditional names Lakers Celtics It's a type of loose fitting pants A descendant of early Dutch settlers in New York war Yeah I mean Good thing no one knows what they are now

Because that's a terrible name Well, so I like voodoo, but like the thing that people say is that it's, they don't like the name as much if it doesn't end an S. Oh. They feel like it should end in it. But a couple teams don't like magic jazz. They don't end an S. Magic is a great name. I like Orlando Magic.

Magic is sick. Yeah, the Saints. It's a religious team. Like a religious thing. Yeah. For New Orleans. Yeah. I love that one.

That one's cool. The banshees. It always feels like it's in a movie is the name of a team. It feels kind of fake. How do you feel? feel about the crackin for the hockey team in seattle that's in seattle that's in seattle that's a real team vomited they're real i mean dude i think i think the i think the i think the nchl has possibly the worst names that las vegas knights terrible i don't like

medieval shit get it out of here um but the kings dude that's kind of sick kings are from all ages yeah kings are sick knights can go fuck themselves yeah this is the crackin seattle crackin the s terrible colors too people say they have the best colors turquoise never really works it's not like tough that's like everyone would always say about the like when I was growing up the Chargers powder blues everyone's like those are the best uniforms I was like are they though dude I kind of like the dark blues that they just wore this past weekend pull those up the classic Charger dark blue dude junior say out wearing that uniform 55 coming at you dude who's up with

cues uh is it you just asked yeah you just asked us i think so then chat you said you asked me a question right did i but when they were the blue helmet too yeah or you asked strata a question well yeah you asked me about basketball and oh yeah yeah so did you settle who'd you go with that's got to be wemby actually i think that's the pick it's wendy bro he's unbelievable he's like show hey where it's like we've never seen anything like he's and dude him just walking into a room you're like what the fuck and his highlights are just mind-boggling like he'll like get in the way of three guys shots and then dribble down the court like split a double and hit a pull-up three yeah and he's like nine feet tall he seems like he's like a nice

personality too like he's kind of a sweet guy and yeah but he's competitive too which you're sure you just don't see that sometimes with guys that big um the chargers and navy actually looks kind of like it looks what i like i like their navies and say out that's exactly I'm picturing him. And you know what? The powder blues are actually really sick. The powder blue is sick. But there's something about the Navy that's a little bit more commanding.

He looks like, you know, he looks like, I was going to say Tony Montana. That's about it. He looks like, who's the fucking Niners? Joe Montana? Joe Montana. Dude, Herbert fucking broke his hand this weekend, dude. This guy, he did? He's always banged up.

Yeah, I guess he's supposed to play. They're going to do like immediate surgery and they say he's going to play this next week. We were in South Carolina in Greenville when he had the. the busted ribs and he was in that game and he could barely walk and then he rifled like a 50 yard just on a rope throw to put them in position to win the game i'll always think he's tough as nails for that he's a stud that was fun we were like just taking a walk through the town and we saw the game we're like through a bar outside we're like can we just come in and watch for a second the bartender was like sure that was nice that's up there other great like stafford

when he had the dislocated shoulders stayed in the game unreal that one's great and And then Byron left which when he was in college and he busted his foot and his O-line carried him down the drive. He's like, hold on, come here, come here. And put his arms around him. Amazing. I remember my dad was disrespecting him because he was at the Jags and they were playing the Steelers.

He was like, this guy's a bitch, loser, dork. I was like, no, he's not. And then they showed the highlight of my day. It was like, that's sick. Yeah, you got to give respect. Yeah. You got to give respect. Come on.

All right, Strider. What? Are you just asked Strider a question? Oh, I did. Okay. Chad. What was the last big epiphany you had? well last big epiphany I had oh for clarity that's like if you smoke

three bowls oh oh okay I thought I was gonna be like well yeah okay last big epiphany I had last big epiphany I had last big epiphany I had um is a tough cue dude part of me is like I had a breakthrough yesterday I was like I'm too old to have epiphanies I was like I think I'm done

like you're done with epiphanies yeah sometimes I'll hear like like I heard a comic on he's like man I did I did a ayahuasca and like changed my whole thing and like I really realized it was because of my parents I'm like you're 52 right and that's what I need to do ayahuasca

they're like forcing an epiphany yeah the only epiphanies you have like like after 35 is like fuck I do not know that it's like holy shit I wasn't investing my Roth IRA it's just been sitting in a cash position oh what an idiot or it's like the same

epiphany over and over again where it's like oh yeah it's that though it's like I should I should be more responsible no one's coming to save me yeah I have to save me it's just that epiphany over and over again it's like no it's no one's fault I'm unhappy it's my fault it's just that epiphany over and over

no that is that's sort of related to sort of a similar epiphany where it's like kind of recognizing one of my faults in that gloss like kind of glossing over

glossing over certain responsibility related things whether it's like related to like financial or whatever you know just kind of recognizing when I'm like, I'm like, oh, no, that's, that's, I don't need to worry about that. Or like, that'll get taken care of like, no, you need to just like, get in there and take care of this now. But then, I was listening to like Michael Ovitz on the, on podcast. He

founded CAA. And after that, I was like, I need to read more. I need to like. Yeah, he was very, send me some of the clips. He's unbelievably learned. Yeah. And I was like, but I was also like, how do you have the time to like learn all this shit? Because I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like, I need to like learn. I need, you know, I'll chat, GBT, what are, what are movies I need to watch? But then I'm like, I don't have time to do all this. You know what I mean? Or like, I don't, yeah. So, but just, just, I think being more intentional with every moment and not letting distractions get in the way. Yeah, Da Vinci said at the end of his life, he's like, I'm so sorry, I must have disappointed my fellow man and God so much with the lack of accomplishment in my life.

Right. Wow. And what he was really saying is, I'm better than all of you. Exactly. You know, it's funny with Da Vinci, you could. He's like, take that. Comma, bitches. Yeah, that's one on the way out.

You know, he might have felt, because he was the quote, the Renaissance man. He was so good at so many different things. I wonder if in his own mind he was like, a shot. should have just focused on like building that helicopter and I would have fucking built it but his mind was like too much of like a master of nun kind of guy yeah yeah but he's like a at his level he's a man I did I've offended god of mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have um fuck dude all right he's up Chad you're up his um um strider can you describe how you court your wife the pheromones are high.

Oh, this is an excellent question. You know, and I like here to be forthcoming with these things. I hope it helps out. There's a lot of guys like a surf spot or with their moves or quote-unquote gain. Sorry, that's kind of... Like to holster it. That's kind of distracting. Oh, sorry.

Are you going to hear it? Oh, my bad. Please cut that. You just get possessed by an alien race? Yeah, ADHD. Do you Morse code? Okay. I would say, you know, nowadays...

It's Da Vinci. You know how I like to quote my wife is if there's like a play or something that I don't even know what's about. Some play that's in town playing in a theater. I'll look up with obscure names come from afar. A play, the Horizon West, whatever it may be, the barley. I'll go, hey, we should go see that together. You should go, what is that? Oh, it's a play.

They want to take in some art, and that's a date night. And it's already something that she knows I dislike a little, which gets her a little bit horny. And then she'll go out when I know she's going to leave, go get dinner with her friend or whatever, I'll clean something. I'll fucking just, I'll spray some air freshener, wipe something down. It goes a long way. And sometimes I'll have to tell her. I'm not subtle about it. My game isn't subtle.

Do you notice that? See how clean that is? Yeah, you want an out of boy. Mm-hmm. And she knows what that means. Sometimes I'll be fully full. I'll be standing there with the yellow gloves on, windex, boner. That's how she'll know.

Sick. So also I'll say, had bought us tickets to a play that you've never heard of. You know, something called the, you know, Corvette Chronicles, whatever it would be. I have no idea. And full boner, yellow gloves sitting there and then she'll know it's on. It's a good call that. Like, people think Foreplay starts in the bedroom. for play is weeks in advance it is acts of service it is thoughtful action and it is priming the dance

floor so once you get out there the moves come easy baby exactly it's like you know in a good song they like subtly play the course of the notes in the very beginning and then when the chorus comes your brain goes like how to recognize this yeah you're primed and then how do you bust i don't i don't bust i'm done busting smart Yeah. I'm done. Is that a... Hate my dick.

Oh. Yeah. I don't deserve it. It's not that as some sort of like possessing your masculinity. No, no. Or no, no. No optimization or anything like that. Or maybe in a subtle way because I told myself,

um, until I make $100,000 in a fiscal year, I don't get to Jizz. Oh, wow. Last year I made $11,000. Okay. Well, hey. So is... 10x. Yeah, exactly.

Let's go, baby, 10x. Grant Cardone. Yeah. So is there... I'm right there with you, buds. If you're... Just try to... If you bust, how angry do you get?

Oh, if I, like, happen to wake up or have, like, a dream or, like, sometimes, I'm a very horny guy. Like, sometimes if I, you know, if I turn too fast and it rubs my jeans, my bust. At that point, I'll get really mad. And then I'll just have to go for a quiet, drive quiet how quiet silence just the din of the AC going or the heater you borrow a friend's Prius yep just drive around the city scape and just it's quiet and just mutter I'll just I'll mutter that's really what I do is when I get really angry I'll mutter you know it's not like bonnie bear I'll listen to some bonnie bear yeah are you like a boat and harbor no wake correct sometimes

you go to the I'll go to the harbor Just look at the boats and just mutter to myself. I feel like you can get away with muttering at a harbor setting a little bit more. People might think, oh, this guy's a sailor. He's been at sea. He's used to talking to himself. Right. Fish got away.

Yep. Can't really get away with muttering at like a playground or school zone. Hmm. Which fish do you relate to most? Probably the clown fish. I think you're up with questions, brother. Oh, wait, I got one for you, JT. Oh, hell yeah.

Would you rather spend a day having the best physique in the world or the best brain in the world? Um. And in this queue is the one I'm not getting just average? Oh Same is what you have Oh, biggest brain for sure Yeah, that'd be sick But then you go back to normal

After one day I think you could memento it You could leave a lot of notes for yourself That would be good like Guides to where you should be headed Like I would just I feel like if I had the biggest dumb i'd be like yo

this is the most fire idea ever spend your life figuring this out and i'd be like all right I want it I love that and if you had a biggest dumb you could probably figure out a way to get more jacked in a very good yeah you'd probably

yeah either a like I don't know if biggest brain necessarily means like wisdom or acceptance but there might be a version of that where I'm like oh it's not even like there's not even huge dividends and being the jackest so like just kind of let that go but even yeah it could also be just modality wise it's like hey man you should be doing more like you know low rep like building for strength type training i'm like oh thank you for looking out for me

i'll fucking love that do you think what do you think movie or film or even a book exemplified the powerful brain the best like is it the dr manhattan character and the watchers is it professor x is it like uh who else is kind of all knowing oh like which character yeah Like the idea of all knowing knowledge, trying to think of what else. You know, he wasn't like a genius, but he just seemed to, he had great lines and he seemed to have everything figured out. I think say it was the Lord in picture of Dorian Gray. Oh, damn.

Okay. I remember the premise of that. Everyone else is kind of like really grappling with like age and status. And he's just kind of like, yeah, just is what it is, brother. He's a little like John Slattery and Mad Men, too. That character is a little more aching and a little more pathetic. But there's just like a kind of like, yeah, I see the chessboard. But it's not like computational intelligence.

I mean, who really gives it shit? Yeah. If they remade Dorian Gray, Austin Butler should be Dorian Gray. Oh, yeah, he'd be good. Let me see what's that character's name? Do I have a couple questions for you guys? Okay. Got a few more minutes here.

Strat, I remember I saw you on the PCH. A few days ago, I, like, waved to you, and you were just, you gave, like, a... Yeah, I was locked in. You just busted, didn't you? I had to come. I might have even been busting. Yep. I had to go to the PCH, and I like to drive my vehicle as close to one of those dudes who's

into cycling for exercise, as close as I can without hitting them. I remember we were at TSA, and you got randomly selected to get patted down. he padded he down and then he just beeline it to the restroom yeah had to hold it yeah he used the when he brought out the wand i said excuse me and i ran it's that magnetism bang all right who's up all right i think i got one more here uh j t yo but did you say you're past no go ahead know you're past a little bit and um coming from a little bit and um coming from a Latin culture, do you believe in the supernatural, like spirits and ghosts and stuff like that? Sometimes, situationally.

Like when you're alone at night? It depends like it's like areas. It's like, where am I? Like when I'm in Palm Springs, I kind of believe in it. When, yeah, just certain, the energy is just higher in certain areas. Jackson Hole Oming, I feel it. I feel spirits there. Some of it could just be like me confusing, like past energy with supernatural spirits.

But I do think there's some places where that stuff is like more potent. I think so too, and it scares me. Yeah, and I don't like believing in stuff all the time, anything. I think that's a, I like being a little fluid with it. Like, there's moments where I'm like, nah, right now is a good moment to like be an atheist. And then there's other moments where I'm like, be crazy. to be an atheist right now. I think it makes more sense to be someone who believes in a superseding

forces. I like that. What if you got a strange spiritual awakening like when you went into like a foot locker? Yeah, there could be places where you're like, if foot locker would be interesting, I think a T-Mobile store would be interesting. I think exactly, dude, any place that has like fluorescent lighting, like that really...

Yeah, you go to T-Mobile. store and the light just turns off and it's our ghost yeah I feel super natural when I'm like on expedient I'm trying to book a flight for more than just one person I definitely feel some weird evil ghosts in that moment um I think I got one for Chad Chad this is similar to one that you asked you did we kind of all think in the same vein a little here interestingly if at death your consciousness could be transferred to a sick new humanoid body would you do it first of all and if you would what body would you choose can't be your own do you guys mind if I fart for comic effect sure fuck I spoke over your fart no I did that on purpose um I think I smell it

dude Jake dude clip that this whole out there just clip farming dude just farted yeah do we get what what was your question sorry um dude uh If you're, if at death, like your consciousness could be transferred like via AI or whatever platform that is. Like you could download your brain in life experience into a new, it's kind of black mirrory vessel and then transferred into a body. What body would you choose? Why? Or would you say, I don't believe in that's, I don't believe that's morally just. I don't do it.

You could also say that. I'd have my consciousness transferred into a what kind of body Saudi body how you could do it in an animal that'd be kind of interesting I thought Jake said Saudi

be a freaking prince did can't argue with that um oh i know what i would do dude i would choose like an an italian who rips on a moped this is great that's a good call that's very good and just picks up chicks oh chow yeah i was doing french chow chow and i'm just in white jeans just and just like just whipping up spaghetti

I'm just like me bored and then just you know sorry to make noises in the mic but you know yeah like one of those guys

who's just wearing a wearing a what's that hat Kangle hat and newsboy hat wearing a newsboy hat with white jeans and a linen button down

that's not buttoned and you tell every woman you meet tomorrow you come by my studio you come by and it's like what do you even do there yeah oh you're married what don't you do there you're married you're married this is the no matter no matter for here this is fine for here this is fine this is fine this is some people just be rocking that just a fairing like nothing dude this is fine this is okay god bless that lack of stress that's nice she's like yeah man i'm a horny guy and that's just the way it is that's why i read a moped I had a question, Chad, favorite planet?

Venus. Really? Hot. You can get the best tan there. Actually, is Mercury closer to the side? Mercury is number one. Maybe you get over-tanned. I think the environment for Venus is, yeah, it's right in my UV, yeah.

So there's like, there's, what? like three hot planets and then like five cold ones and then we're in the middle yeah and there's like the gaseous giants or something like that we're one of the my very energetic mother just served us nine pizzas whoa yeah uranus uranus uranus uh is uranus a gas planet i think so huh uranus is jt's anus is. Neptune. Shad asked me on a previous podcast, how have I changed,

and I should have just said, I do think farts are funny once in a while. I think that is how you change the biggest. You think so? Yeah. Thanks, man.

Yeah, Pluto sounds like a bust. Yeah, bro. Yeah, it's on the fringe, too. People don't even like, it's the small planet for sure. They're like, we're not even sure if you're in the crew. It doesn't lose orbit sometimes.

I don't know. There's moons that are bigger. Sorry, I want to get a lot in before we close. we're closing, but Kevin gave the funniest note for a podcast in history. Jake was editing our Kevin and Amir episode, and we're talking to Jake about the editor. We're like, maybe just do the song. You don't even know how to play it.

And then Jake just goes, Kevin asked me to just make it seem like he dominated Amir the whole time. That was Kevin's note, which is funny. It's very relatable, but it's going to give a direct note. Yeah, we know what you're, what you want. Yeah. He kept, like, whispering it in my ear so that Amir wouldn't hear. He was like, hey, just cut his out, you know. I dominate him.

Oh, my God. That's so funny. That's hilarious. All right, pimps. Yeah, I brought up. This was fun. I always like learning about my bros. Yeah, it was good.

Yeah, good at. We'll do a couple more before the end of the year. We're just banking them right now. Fired up, yeah. Dude, stoked. Don't need a voice These guys are burning eyes You want to know

What they do and where to go We're really that's someone to fly He's not about to break inside You're going to be Going in What there is I'm guaranteed I'm going to see