Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 422 - HOT TAKES with STRIDER WILSON

Episode Date: January 14, 2026

Today we are joined by The TDART Tornado, Strider Wilson to rip some HOT TAKES. We decided to put each other on the spot and give 3 words/topics to give hot takes on.  We dive deep into Lettuce, Memories, Greenland and more! ABSOLUTE HEATER OF A POD - and happy birthday JT!  CHECK OUT OUR NEW YOUTUBE SERIES: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kqgF5O354E We are live streaming a fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://appreeshapparel.com/ Come see us on Tour! Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Thanks to our Sponsors: HomeChef: The Best Meal Kits! Go to https://www.homechef.com/godeep and get 50% off your first box + free dessert. PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake Rohret

What's up guys? Welcome to the podcast. We got some hot, hot takes on this one. So make sure you stay tuned in. We got our dog Strider on the pod. And we also have the first episode of our new show is out. Go to the Chat and JT YouTube. We're super stoked on it.

New episodes every Sunday. And we shot 10 so far and we're just pumped on it. We're going to keep making them. It's been a great experience. And yeah, I've really enjoyed watching them, which is normally tough for me. So I'm psyched on. I think you guys will really like.

Everyone who watches it seems to like it, so give it a shot. Hell yeah. I'll be in New York. I'm bringing my one-man show on the road, so I'll be in New York this weekend, and then I got Chicago in two weeks. And then we're going to be in Bozeman on February 6th. Yeah, I'm excited, man. I'm going to see my dad.

Yeah, we got three, I think three shows there. Yeah, it's a long one. Yeah. Only ones up on the tickets, but when you get in there and click, you'll get the other options. Yeah. Or do we have four shows? I don't even know.

I think it's three. But dude, Bozeman's a great town Boz Angeles, dude, I love it I love it so much Can't wait to see you guys Yeah, that'll be sick So get your tickets at chatjit.com Also

Oh, and DC, buy tickets for DC too Those ones are lagging a little bit behind We're at a new club in D.C We love going out there to visit Chathamere definitely going to hit All the sites Yes Yeah, I took us to the Spy Museum

Last time I don't think Chad liked it that much that's enough he didn't like it i'm a holocaust guy i'm a holocaust guy it was the new hot museum in town we also have uh uh cincinnati and columbus march 18th and 19th love going there yeah last time we went jake was with us jake had to take me out of a bar that i got thrown out of yeah the dc comedy loft march 12th and 14th guys we want to see you in dc we love dc love it it's the nation's capital it's the best i heard it's a great venue too everyone who goes there's like the shows are great i I'm like, well, we need some butts in the seats, man. Come on, D.C. We're coming to D.C. We're coming. We've been sent in by the Fed, the Federals, as the National Stoke Guard, dude.

We're coming in to bring the Stoke. That's right, baby. That's right. Let's start the show. We'll flip it up and put it in the belt. What's going on? Stokers of Stokelyne. This is Chad Kroger coming in with the Going Deep in Chat, JT podcast.

I'm here with my compilandre. John Thomas. What up? Boom, clap, Stuckers. Impressed yours can reach the bell. Dude, barely. I mean, I was, you know, I was talking about the royal wee. Ah, very sure.

That big dick, anonymous bro out there. Yeah, mine meets the snaps. That's where I'm at. The gene snaps. Then we got Hollander himself. Oh, dude. We're going to be here. We're going to fuck.

This podcast will be simple. Simple, fuck. So much fun. We've been bombarding each other with that. Yeah, no, I'm on the thought. threads. It's a lot. Are you guys doing it just to each other too? So it's, you guys have like five streams of it.

Oh, it's on three different threads. Yeah. Between us two. The Chigas and Justin one. Oh, shegast and it's four threads. And then the Kevin and Joe one. The bros before Joe's, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then my mom, I sent it to my mom. It makes sense, though. I mean, the, your guys is performing. For those who don't know, the dudes recreated heated rivalry in public, and

that's the dialogue. Do you just want to do it? Yeah, so, yeah, so basically we recreated the dialogue. Oh, we'll do the dialogue. Oh, do you want to the same? And they're two gay hockey players. Yeah. What do you want, Islander? We get together, we fuck.

Simple. Simple. Simple for me. Don't do. Make it real. Okay, sorry, sorry. Yeah, I'm used to, I've been saying Strider voice memos, right? I'm very protective, but I really want to honor the cortex because I think it's very powerful.

Your direction also made it a hit. We, we treated tender material with tender performance and tender direction, and it made it work. Your eyes were incredible. That man that we were talking to, I locked in on him and you. Yeah. What do you want Islander? We get together, we fuck. Simple. Simple for me?

Bullshit. I think, uh, I think I'm gay. Hmm. Yeah. What makes you think that? You, you're not gay. No, not completely. They just had sex, too.

Well, I think I am completely. okay so you're gay so what so it's kind of a big deal to me at least I'm sorry if I'm being boring again you're in your bedroom no one's watching why are you telling me this who else am I gonna tell

it's not just being gay it's this it's you being gay is one thing but fucking your arch rival's another thing remember arch rival yeah oh yeah I need to hit because because he could destroy you on multiple he could destroy you in your sport too on your job and your profession being gay being gay is one thing fucking your arch rival it's another thing

that's right it's a secret i know and last time for the record i'm sorry about last time i'm sorry i freaked out but before that it was nice it was and it felt like we were something we can't be something on the dirt great thoughts i saw it all right That was beautiful. Would you want to be if we could? Bravo. You guys are so good, dude. So that's the scene.

Those guys rule. They're amazing. And they're in real life. Oh, really? Yeah. Like, I had no idea. One of the best acting jobs I've ever seen. Those guys, but you guys too.

Yeah. But generally you guys as well. Very good. So we did that scene and then Strider and I, we love the dialogue so much. We've been sending voice memos to each other nonstop. I've literally sent you. like 40. It seems like your favorite word is simple.

Simple. You love simple. We get together. We fuck simple. And your Russian accent was very good. Oh, dude. Preach, man. Yeah.

And so, yeah, we're annoying you, our fiancée. Oh, my gosh. Or your wife. My wife would walk in the background. I just wanted to be as real gay as possible. Oh, it's real. I mean, I jacked off to it. It is, oh, yes.

My wife will be walking the background. She's like, that's from the show. But like, I'm improvising. I'm improvising. It's a great show. I think it's the anti-pluribus because it gets right to it, dude. You're 12 minutes into that pilot

and the more alpha Russian gay is jacking off in front of the other guy. I'm like, this is a show. Now we're cooking. It looks like they're the talk of the town too, because it looks like I didn't watch the golden gloves, but I saw it looked like they were all over it. And then the creator, this was genuinely,

like I was like so happy. The creator of the show reposted y'all's clip. Yeah. That's cool. That was beautiful dude. It's a great show. I was like yeah he he saw that that you guys really tapped into it. Dude yeah we could be we could be cast into the next season. Dude I'll be watching it's the it's the guys watching you guys do. Yeah. They're like when their relationship breaks public. We need these two guys. I'm I'm Ilya's brother and you. I just fuck you his brother's a scumbag. Yeah. Or just put me as one of the coach. I want to be a rival coach. Oh, yeah.

And you weaponize it. Yeah. You catch them together and you weaponize it. Be a great villainous role. And then like the guy on the other team's like, hey, what are you going to do after the game? Try to stiff my butt or something? Like you know, to like get into his. Yeah, exactly.

And be really sick about it. Yeah. Playing a good villain is always a dream character. And I'll say, I think any show or movie about repressed, uh, masculine gay guys is always good. Movies like Moonlight, Brokeback Mountain Power of the Dog. There's just something about it. Because I think all men feel like we have a secret that's soft. And if it gets out, the world will punish us or ostracize us.

So, like, when you see a guy just went on, but they also have that feral and tensely. Like, I need you, but I can't. I'll get in trouble. Yes. But I can't help myself. I got to just touch you. Always, always good art. Always generally.

Fuck. And I'm not gay. I know a lot of you are thinking, this guy must be gay. I'm not gay. It's not gay to have a secret. And that's adjacent to gay. That is true. Would you, if you had the option, would you want to be gay?

Me? I like where I'm at. I like a pussy. If I had the option, I don't know. You do have the option. I guess I do. Yeah, I could. Yeah, like, you could. I guess I could still do it. No, I never did it. I'm not afraid of it. I'm charmed by some of it. But, um, no. For me, I'm, it's more than I'm boring. You know, I don't even like anal. I just, uh, I've never, done anal. I'm just a very straightforward missionary and kiss this guy, but I want to do that a lot and I want to talk about it a lot and I want to immerse myself in it. But it's also like just, yeah, it's just

not for me to be a strong, to fuck a guy. You know, I asked ChatchipT a couple days ago, I was like, why do I like butt so much? Yeah, you love butt famously. Yeah, I was like, why am I so obsessed with butt? And the hole? The whole. Yeah, I'm like, why I'm obsessed? I was like, why I'm obsessed with the butthole?

And ChachypT was like, thank you for confiding into me about this. You love taboo. Bang. Oh, you love taboo? I love taboo. Yeah, it was like, the game.

Great game. Yeah. And I was like, I'm actually not a big fan of the game. They're like, no, more real than that. Mm. The taboo. It's so much. And then, yeah, so that's where your brain orients.

That's the taboo that you find most eroticizing. Yeah. Yeah. What is your taboo? I guess with me it would be like adultery like cuckolding type situations. What about for you? That's a great question.

Taboo for me. Yeah, like what would like taboo is as risky as I would get. Taboos like when you're violating a social norm and that makes you come because you're crossing wires between fear and ostracization and then the dopamine receptor of pleasure. Oh. That's a great call. That's a great question.

What about a reverse titty fuck where you put your butt over her face? favorite move I try to talk every woman I've ever been intimate with I've tried to talk her in doing that I've tried everything I've you know I'll take you out for as many dinners as you want I'll do anything that you want just please let me reverse tea fuck I just have to have my butt on someone's face in an intimate setting I've been trying to talk my wife into it for years so you like to taboo you just Take the stink. Right in there.

If we were gay... You would like that. I think if you were gay, it would be a good match. Yeah, if you were gay, I'd let you do it to me if we were gay. Yeah, because you love butts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's a little bit restrictive. Why not just let them do it to you because you're friends?

That's a good call. Dude, you could call. I mean, this is 2026. What are we doing? Should that be the pod? Should that be the episode? I'd be tough to top it. I'd be curious to see.

Jake, can you mic that up accordingly? Yeah, that's the problem. We're just not their production value yet, but we'll have it ready by next week. It's an all issue. Yeah. We'll want to get an I-362. Yeah, we'll go pro your butt and we'll go pro your face. People are going to want that experience.

We're going to want a VR experience for that as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'll suck your dick while he's doing it so you don't feel left out of the pleasure center. Are you for real right now? Yeah, I'm serious. Damn. That's really nice. You know what it was?

It's too blue for me now. I get too much. I'm a very blue guy, but then when I start talking about it, I get like a little bit. Like I get the I got to goes. Yeah, I've been trying to, I've been trying to clean up material. Me too. I feel like 2026 is a clean year. I feel like we've done the penis and butts.

Maybe we try something up. And it was great, but let's try something else for a while. Yeah, no, I'm like, as I get older, I'm like, you know, it's, when you have, when I do a set and it's all, it's basically all clean, it feels so good. Yeah. Because it just, it feels like, um, not that, not that blue stuff. is cheap laughs, but it feels like, oh, like, you're able to craft comedy out of, like, um, out of everyday life and not include the, the taboo. It's very pure.

Yeah, very pure, yeah. And the clean guys get paid the most. Your Bargotsies, your Gaffigan. Yeah. These guys, they make bank. Yeah. I think, too, it's like, um, I think it was good. Like, I'm glad to do it.

It's like Picasso, you have your blue period. Yeah. I don't, his, yeah. But then he did, he paid. A lot of people. But then he moved on to your next thing. Yeah, that was all he did for a couple years. Wow.

Just weaners and buttholes. Yeah. And all, always funny. Yeah. And then after that, he was like, I'll do cubism. Yeah. That makes total sense. Yeah, because he went from a hole to a cube.

And I think we're going through a similar transition. That's great. I love that. It's elevating. And it's a challenge. You know, if you're not challenged yourself as an artist, then what are you really doing? You know what I mean? No, no.

Breaking new barrier. Not doing it. Yeah. Strider, how are your holidays? Oh, yeah. Dude, pretty, not really a break. I just worked at the hotel straight through. Yeah.

I felt like, I felt like I've just been going and going and going. Were there moments, we're like, fuck this shit. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, if I see another family, I'm going to lose my mind. If I see more, if, dude, like, I would be opening a door to an SUV and people looking kind of the same would just keep pouring out. I hate all of you.

And you have a strong, like, a presentation where you're generally kind and upbeat. Yeah, it was just, yeah, always. And you know, I'm nice to put on the show, of course. Like, people are here. They're in relaxation mode. I'm not in relaxation mode on the holidays. I'm in grind mode, baby. Let's go.

But that's part of the gig. So I just got to take. I can't moan and I can't bitch, although I'm kind of bitching and moaning now. No, you're not. That's, um, yeah, so it was, it sucked. You just being honest. It was fucking whatever, dude.

Were the tips fatter though? Because it was holidays? It's all. Yeah, it's just hard, dude. I might start driving oops. I signed up. I'm like, I just, I got to make some bread, dude.

Dude, how are people making so much bread, bro? I don't think a lot of people are. I don't think it's a lot. I just think if someone's doing stuff, they show it because they have it. That's true. Yeah. People out here just like, are people out here just living off debt, dude? I'm like, dude.

I think so. I ran into one buddy. I was like, what do you've been up to? He's like, I lost my job. I was like, again? And he was like, no, the same job. And I was like, oh, he hasn't gotten a job since he told me he lost that job. Damn.

Yeah. And I was like, you might have to change how you present that. it's a good Instagram account is Baller Busters because they call out like the you know on Instagram you'll have the like the guys remember like the squiggly hair guy who's all jacked all the alpha male like you know here's my Lamborghini

you know I sell courses and not making like bro like 100 grand a day yeah they they it's such a funny baller Busters will like expose them it's really satisfying These guys are heroes exposing these guys. Yeah, yeah. They'd be like, here's this guy's, you know,

his Lambo just got repoed and stuff like that. And you just, and you watch like Coffeezilla and you realize that a lot of, especially online, the people who are like flaunting a wealth, it's all, it's all a Fugazi. Yes. Yeah. It's bad. I look right here, the data at 2025

is why they reported it is the worst year for hiring since the 2020 COVID pandemic. It's tough. And then, you know, I think it's only going to... With automation. Accelerate, yeah. But that sounds like a hot take, which is the structure of today's episode.

Is this a good time to transition? Should we get into it? I love it, baby. All right, so normally we ask each other five questions and we just hear them on the fly. But today we're trying something new, guys. I hope you like it. We each sent one another three topics that we wanted the other bro to have a hot take on. So I sent Chad three topics, like just single words, being like,

have a hot take on this. Strider sent him three. So Chad's going to have six. And then vice versa. We all did that for each other. So Strider, do you feel comfortable kicking it off? Sure. Let's go. All right. What's your first hot take off suggestion? Here we go, dude. So you sent me this. This is one from you. I'm on my phone because I wrote down my hot takes here, guys, just for anyone watching. You sent me, and I think this is going to, this is why I'm choosing this one first because we're talking about economy and making dough. You sent me socialism. Yeah. So my hot take on socialism is going to be provided in the form of an old school street joke.

Are you guys ready for this? Yeah. This is an old school style joke. Okay? Here we go. Hopefully it's funny. Socialism. Okay.

Adam Smith, Benito Mussolini, and Carl Marx walk into a bar. Who picks up the tab? It ain't Carl Marx, okay? He's got the laissez-faire, invisible hand. Wait, that's not Carl Marks. Fuck, suck, sorry. It ain't Adam Smith. Thank you, J.T.

Smart. It ain't Adam Smith. He's got the laissez-faire, invisible hand. He's not touching that tab. Bonito Mussolini's like, look, if I pay for these beers, you know, corporations align with government power. It's like I'm paying myself for the beers. That doesn't feel right.

I want to treat you guys. Carl, Carl Marx, of course, he's arguing, guys, it's collective. Let's just split the tab. These guys are going back and forth over this. Finally, the bartender who's been hearing this, he's waiting for these guys to even put in their order. He goes, you know what? The bill's on me, to which they all respond, correct. Because he's the working man.

Oh. Explanations to death of comedy. I had to explain the punchline. I liked it. And I messed up halfway through, but that's my take. But you had first, too, dude. Thank you. Thank you.

I pimped it. In comedy, they called pimping your friend out when you put him in a bad spot and he's got to deliver. Where'd you, where'd you hear that joke? I wrote that joke. Yeah, that's my hot take. Oh, nice. Oh, you wrote that? Yeah.

That's amazing. I wrote that joke last night at 2 a.m. Dude, that's awesome. That's beastly. Let's go. Oh, I thought it was like a street joke. I wrote it in the form of a street joke. That's even cooler.

That's amazing. Oh, that's a great start. Yeah. Thank you, man. That's a hot take. That's my hot take. That was great. Sick.

Okay, well, I'm going to, for my next one, I'm going to keep this one quick and it'll set up the next one. Chad sent me cowboy hat, hot take on cowboy hat. I like it. Here's my hot take. The best outfit to wear with a cowboy hat is no outfit. Naked goes best with a cowboy hat. This is a great take. There's just something undenact.

about a pretty gal in a cowboy hat with her hoo-haz and her he-ha. Just pow-pow. Oh, dude, yeah, I was picturing a guy. I was picturing a guy, too. I was too. Yeah, a lady is awesome. I didn't, you know what? I was being fake there.

I was picturing a guy as well. My bad. Because there'd be a cowgirl hat, J.T. Yeah. Oh, dude, a naked guy on a horse with a saddle, not bareback, and a hat, perfect. Ooh. That's A saddle with your don't

Your dong just displays Sorry No I went blue again I went blue We need an alarm Yeah like Like a ding ding ding

Yeah like I'm like you know I'm like Kevin It's just dong Don't dog dong Don't know It's just so fun You know what we need

Is like that cue I don't know We have the right to it But you don't bring the anger to it That's not how you talk about dong Yeah yeah Here's the thing Here's the thing

With your TV show You need 80% Dong in there That's what he said he might have been right this is true i think you guys have nailed on something very uh just true if you picture a naked person in a cowboy hat it's a guy yeah a thousand percent you should test that i think a cowboy hat and i think naked is the right suit your birthday suit is the right suit to wear with your cowboy hat but i would say any profession put a cowboy hat on if your amazon delivery

driver has a cowboy hat on that's sick yeah that's true like when you see a lawyer and they're wearing like the, what is that called? Oh, the bolot tire. The bolot tie. Yeah. Yeah. And then they got the cowboy hat and you're like, I think this guy's going to bring some like small town kind of grizzling charm to this case and went over the jury.

Mm-hmm. They're going to relate to him. And he can conceptualize like heavy concepts like going on in law with like a quick phrase. He's like, that's like beans on the prairie. Yeah, that's like. What does that even mean? You're going to choose him a corporate malfeasance. When he was that low on the totem pole, that's like trying to drive.

a boat when you're water skiing behind it. Yeah, exactly. That is like that. You know, that's Ford and a river at midnight, my friends. And he'll tell like an allegory. Like, I remember I went out to a milk our cow maple. Now, Maple had been provided my family with milk for 25 years. I think everyone's got a cow like that.

Do you have a cow like that? Yeah, and the jury's like in the jury because he knows where he is, they're eating it up. They're like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. It's like in my cousin Vinnie when Mircea Tomey is like, and anyone has ever had their car stuck in Alabama mud, knows that you got a blah blah blah the engine and the whole jury goes That's a good one

All right who's up Chad Hot take it Dude you gave me a lightning rod of a topic Lettuce Whoa This is huge This is I mean you sent this to me I was like damn dude

You throw me in the deep end But I do have a hot take Lettuce Arugula is the top dog Whoa Arugula is the top dog Let me lay this out for you dudes is arugula is the top dog.

Nothing gets me more psyched than arugula, avocado, olive oil, vinegar with some salt on it. That is on par for me with a steak. That sounds nice. Isn't that sick? Yes. Dude, you get arugula salad with avocado, some tomatoes

in there, and a steak? I am happy as a clam. And the color looks right. The color looks right. It's a little bit smaller. It looks more nutritious. That's what it is. It looks healthy. You know, it's not all over the place like iceberg. Iceberg, I don't even know what you're doing.

No. Spinich. The caloric density is nothing. It's invisible. Yeah. Spinach is, I mean, spinach is just like... Too leafy. Too leafy.

And it can blow you up. It can blow you up. It can blow you up. Yeah, tough to digest. It got oscillates in it. Oxalates in it. And, you know, two round. Iceberg is nothing.

What is iceberg? Iceberg is the worst lettuce. And you can quote me on that. And we got Romaine. It's pretty dees. You know, I like, I'm a butter lettuce guy, bro. Dude, butter lettuce is good. I'm a butterless guy.

They do that a Petit Swan. It's bomb. And do that on a sandwich and like a nice butter lettuce on a sandwich. Butterlice is phenomenal. That's a great call. I'd say butterless is number two. Radiccio, get the hell out of here. No.

What are you doing? That's why no one uses it. Yeah. Chicks love arugula. Yeah. Let me get you excited right now. I want to say horny. What's with me?

That's great. Why don't want to do that? It's fun in this. Why do I do that? I think it was good there. Thank you. Arugula on your pizza a little bit. What's your take?

That's fun. It's nice. Fantastic. That's when you know you're at a thoughtful establishment. Correct. That's a fancy spot. You're at a date. You're on a date night and you go,

should we like get a little kind of personal pie to start? And you go, how big is that, sir? We don't want to overstuff ourselves. You know, we want to have fun later. We recommend about two pizzas per three people. I like it when they have the figures down. It's nice to and it's nice to and it's. Also like that's never the combination of what you're eating with.

Why am I ever at dinner with three people? Yeah. Never. Actually, I guess if my wife's boyfriend Marco is there. Oh, yeah, yeah. He loves a roguola. Yeah. Yeah.

He charged long match today at the competition. Yeah, yeah. He'll put me in an arm bar and he just stuffed a wriggle in my mouth. I have three black belts. Yeah, when he takes my wife out to dinner, I wait in the car and he just brings me a to go box. Yeah, parking's so tough. That's really nice. He's got that sob.

You got to keep it running. Yeah, because you drive. I drive them and drop them off. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, one of the, one thing that is really heartbreaking is the whole foods I went to, they had a selection. They had iceberg.

They had the romaine. Irugula. They got rid of the arugula. It was always in a smaller bin. I was like, this is so typical of Amazon. Supply chain issues? Supply chain issues. It's Bezos going for the cheap option.

Let's do iceberg. Doesn't cost anything. Arugula. you know, it's a little higher production costs. He's treating us like children. He's like, don't even give them the option. Just feed them a slop. They'll eat it up.

Exactly. And, you know, and, you know, I audibly yelled when I saw that. I was like, I was like, what? And tough moment. I actually, I don't really want to talk more about it. But Arugula is top talk. Amazing. Dude, I will say this.

You're the first one to actually do a hot take on hot takes. Yeah, that was good. That was a good just bang. You came in and you just did it right. Here's the decision. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. And it had that hot takeness where I was like, oh, like I've leading for a little talk. I can talk about a dude. I mean, I know me so well. You're like, I'm going to throw lettuce at you. I'm like, damn, I got a hot take on this one. I've seen you bubble over about it. I know there's a lot of passion. Yeah, I got to rephrase my take to be hotter. You're up. Okay. Chad, you sent me light beer. Oh. Instantly, I was stoked when I read this.

I was like, everyone loves it. That's not a hot enough take. What do we love it more then? I think light beer should have been given by us from God instead of women. Light beer. I think if God would have taken Adam's rib and created a fugging 30 rack of cores, man would be more purposeful. Because he would be getting fucking blitzed out of his dome, okay?

He wouldn't even be thinking about eating forbidden fruit with all the Taco Bell. He'd be post-mitting himself late at night. And you might be saying, how does the human race continue? You know what I mean? How do you procreate? Adam would just drink beer until he dies. But in this instance, you can't overthink it. The light beer itself would be the counterpart to man.

That would be how you create. you would just have to bust into your, you know, Cores light, put it in the fridge for nine months, and then nine months later, either a bro pops out or another beer. Whoa. And that's humanity. So I think it would align man with more purpose if it was just bros and beers on planet,

and there was no chicks around. And would there be any limit to how many times you could procreate with a beer? The same beer, yeah, could go stay. You would want it to be, yeah, you know, still would have a shelf life. But if you do procreate with it, put it in the fridge, leave it in there, then it would come out nine months later. Dude, I'm going to add on to your hot take. I think if beer replaced women, there'd be no war. No.

It would be literally, if man's purpose, if you think about it, God created Eden, a place of perfect harmony in nature. And then, you know, we were tempted by evil and then you have the whole story of life. if a man just had beer is man not on a trajectory now to get back to his own Garden of Eden? Men nowadays, they're cranking hog in their rooms playing Xbox. That's the modern Garden of Eden.

There's no chicks in that equation. But you might say, hey, what are they going to jack off to, though? Whoa. Like I said, how do you procreate with a beer? You would get horny by looking at a pint of beer seeing the shape of the glass. We would never know the difference in this alternate reality. That's huge.

That would be what we're attracted to. It's kind of almost like how fish do it. That seems like a seahorse kind of way of making love. Yeah. And we would get back. Just deposit the eggs and then skedaddle. We'd be seahorses, exactly. Imagine how the Iliad would go.

If Iliad is a story, you know, where Paris steals, Helen of Troy, one of your hot ladies. Thank you. Number one. From the King of Sparta. But imagine if Paris stole a 30 rack of American flag Bud Heavies. Right. Yeah.

From Menelaus. And he drank him. He might not even get away. Yeah. He won't even get away? Or if if Menelaus sent his army over to Troy and they're at the walls, he's like, give me my 30 rack. Give me my 30 rack. Yeah. You took it from me.

What kind of man? Come. It eats his food, drinks his wine, takes his dirty rack in the middle of the night. You were never going to drink that 30 wreck. I was. I was saving it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was saving it for sport.

Yeah. Yeah. There'd be a lot of wounded soldiers. It'd be the Chilliad. That'd be sick. Oh, that'd be a great movie. They just ends on them playing Beard Eye and Achilles is like the best beard eye player. That's how they have to do it, dude.

Instead of the fight between Hector and Achilles, they rip out playing Beard Eye and they Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's hilarious. Dude, yeah, so I think, I think that's a hot take. I think light beer, I think men, their purpose in life, light beer can lead them to that. And that's to not walk with their creator again in Eden, but to shotgun with their creator again.

Yeah. You've painted a pretty picture, dude. And you know what? I'm going to follow up in a similar vein. I'm keeping it slightly abstract, slightly artistic. Strider sent me as a topic cuddling. and my hot take is is that you shouldn't cuddle

after 35 I like that I think cuddling is for young people now look I'm 38 in a couple days actually and maybe I'll circle back on this but I think from like maybe 35

to for the foreseeable future you shouldn't be cuddling you know I think that's correct I think when you're in a young relationship you know you cuddle you get you get past two years you try to cuddle you're like

this is hot this is uncomfortable and we're wasting a lot of time and we could be building our relationship our life together I think you should still do it situationally and I also understand this could be like kind of negative agist almost like negative moralizing in a way so I

took a chance I took a leap with the cowboy hat in mind and I said I think I'm going to say what I mean here better in poetry than I will in in regular pros. Oh. Yeah.

So. Beautiful. What a treat. When I was young, the dark seemed endless and full of threats. I held her because the world was large. And I did not know yet how to stand in it alone. At times the world was blinding bright with love.

And it shone within her. My arms took her the way a lasso takes a bull. Later I learned the weight I must carry or be carried by it. In timed, I learned how to lie beside another without asking her to hold me up or give herself up. Dude, that was amazing. You just wrote that? Last night.

Me picturing you writing a poem in the night is a beautiful image. I mean, I put it on paper last night, but I've been writing up for a long time, brother. That's beautiful. That is absolutely beautiful. And I love the thesis of that poem, and I love what you put down.

I love your hot take. Yeah, you shouldn't be cuddling when you're 35. I think the way you show love as a man when you're 35 plus is you have things sit by you. You tell a dog, sit. Any kid? If a kid wants to get on your lap, sit on the floor near you. And then you give him a fucking, you give him a treat. She'll have something on you.

Here you go. Yeah. Here's a bit of my protein bar. Done good. Here's a Suduco. Yeah, here's a Suducoe. Go, you know, work on your mind. Solve this puzzle.

I mispronounce a word that's vital to the lap. that I could just, I could just, you'll think about that. Sapata myself. I had that thought yesterday. I don't want to, you know, but I was cutting avocado and I had a knife, and I'm like, what if I just haricaried myself?

Yep. Right now. Wait, is it harikari? Sepu. They're both. What's the difference? I don't know. I think who says it from where they're from.

Tomato? Yeah, I think it's like that. Let me see. I'm more of a southern Japan. As a watcher of the series, Shogun, I'm sort of an expert. Sepaku or Harikari. In colloquial Japanese, it seems like Sepaku is more the formal terminology.

Did that remind me, I loved your Harikari joke way back. Oh, yeah. You should bring that back. What was the joke? Based on a real thing, my, I was always saying how karate is not like a really functional fighting system. And there's, you can just get so many like strip mall senseys that won't teach you out of fight.

Yeah. Like I knew a sensei who, uh, was great. He cut a hole into the girls' bathroom so he could peep on them when they were changing. Oh my God. And when they when when he got caught and exposed, he actually did a haricari on himself in the middle of his dojo. Are you serious? That's a good sensei. It was dark. I love that. Dude, you know, there's something that doesn't feel right about like a sensei name today like a white dude's sensei. You're like, hmm. I don't know. Didn't you have a great story about your brother disrespecting the sunset? We had a sensei named sensei Barney who was a white dude sensei. And we used to do karate at our country club, dude. This is hilarious growing up.

And me and my brother showed up in fucking Mortal Kombat outfits. We would never wear the geese. And we were both white belts. And my brother is an absolute madman. And dude, he would just keep disrespecting. You were supposed to call him Sensei. His name was Barney. My brother would be like, okay, Barney.

I just kept calling him Barney, dude. And he got kicked out of karate. It was amazing. Yeah. So good, dude. The Sensei character, and Benicio del Toro's character.

Oh yeah. And one battle after another. One of the best movie characters, I think. He was amazing. He's great. It is kind of an iteration of what he does in every movie. He's like that dude, but he's just the best at that guy. I mean, he's got great vibes.

It's unbelievable. His vibe, dude. He's so vibe. No dude has better. Who has vibes that can come close to Del Toro's vibes on camera? I don't know. Maybe Woody Harrelson? Yeah.

Yeah, for sure. He's got vibes. That's a really good pick. Benicio's a vibe. Lives are fired, dude. Fire. It never forces it. Jeff Bridges.

Bridges. It's like guys who like it doesn't, they're never like yelling. Like the words are just like, yeah, they'll come out. It's just kind of sneaking out of my mouth. I'm relaxed. Yeah, my diaphragm is very chill, dude. Yes. Yeah, I'm reading his book, the dude and the master.

Fuck, I forget the name of it. Jeff Bridges? Yeah, Jeff Bridges. That's it. He's talking to a Zen Buddhist about philosophy, but it's from the perspective. but it's from the perspective of the dude. Oh, that's cool. The dude and the Zen Master, that's what it.

That seems legit. I mean, dude, he's such a good actor. He makes the line in Tron, the reboot one. He goes, biodigital jazz, man. And the line works. You're like, yeah, he's awesome. He's the best. You can't just pull that off.

And you hear him in, he's one of those guys where you can hear him, you can see him smiling while he speaks. If you listen to him on a podcast, he's like, yeah, man. And I'm like, this guy's just, good vibes all the time. He's a little too gravely and true grit. Although I like his performance. But his vocal performance could have been a little bit.

It's the beef. Yeah. Looks like the beef is going to meet. Why do you make me up with no whiskey? All right. Strider sent me another hot take memories. Oh, nice. Here's my hot take.

overrated. I prefer if we didn't have memories. Whoa. Memories are whack. You can have good memories, you can have bad memories. At the end of the day, what they ultimately do is make you feel bad. That's my heart to. Let's say you have nostalgia. Yeah. You have nostalgia for, you know, you're like, man, wish I could go back.

Man, how great was it when we were at Disneyland at 10 years old with the family? great memory. Objectively great memory. What does it make me do? Feel bad. Yeah, you know what? That's a great point. Today's happy experience is tomorrow's nostalgia.

Yeah. That's why I'm always angry. That's why I don't do anything. That's why when I get an invitation, I say, busy, no, and I stay inside. Exactly. And you don't have great memory. I don't have great memory. Like you forget most things.

Yeah, it's, you know, give it a week. It's gone. Can I tell you my very selfish fear with that? Yeah. is that one day you'll be like just like the biggest actor and comedy superstar and you'll write a memoir but you won't remember all the sick shit I did and it won't be in there and then I'll have to write one just to fill in the gas. I would never do that.

Yeah. No, no, no, no. Yeah, if you do write a memoir or something, you have to like call me so I can. Because I remember everything. This will ease your mind. I can't write a memoir because I have no memory. But they're going to make you. They're going to make you.

They're just going to pay you to do it because that's what they do. Yeah, I don't think I can pull it off. Yeah. Just blank. What happened? I'm like, I don't know. Then seven happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fast forward. I'm 13. I remember one time I was at a swim meet. That's it. Yeah, no, I, it's, it's all just. The whole book will just be your day while you try to remember what you have for breakfast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just be someone.

I made eggs, avocado. Yeah. Blessed are the forgetful for they get the better even of their blunders. Who said that? Mary's Vavo. But it's from Eternal Sunshine. of the spotless mind because you're kind of nailing that same vibe oh yeah i should watch that dude it's sick bro chat cheap tcc keeps saying to watch it i don't use chat yeah better bro to having your

crew dude who knows a lot about japanese culture or dude got one of those yep it's good to have that type of dude or dude who knows a lot about conspiracies oh japanese culture for sure agreed because you can't find as many of those guys agreed like an anime guy yeah and at least you know it actually happened for sure conspiracy i mean you can hire any tom dick and harry to do that in they're annoying after a while yeah that's a low barrier of entry for that one and you have to just go oh yeah dude you're right oh holy shit it's like the whole world's wrong and then man thank you you who fucking you know works at fucking enterprise or my dude who you i use enterprise dog come on You were energized, fuck.

Last week I was just talking about a great guy who worked there, Victor. You who works at budget rent a car. Yeah, they do a shit job. Fucking piece of shit, dude. Fucking piece of shit, dude. Fucking alamo, dude. Oh, Chad, you hate the alamo then, dude? The alamo?

See, he doesn't know. Hate him. That was nice. Dude, how about that sexy car rental place now, sixth? Oh, yeah. It's like, it's Swedish or whatever. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, ride in style.

And they're like, we rent a hot car's and we're hot people. Yeah. it's s ixte you'll see it when you go to the yeah dude every time you go through like the the food court of rental car places at the airport this one like is really trying to pop off dude what a what a smart move i mean you just got to add hot people to any bit you know abercrombie sixth make it a vibe yeah dave and busters imagine if it's just hot chicks oh yeah like hooters yeah that's what hooters should have done yeah added video games and stuff and then they had the hot chicks just bring in video games.

That's a great business concept. How sick of a hang would that be? Amazing. We should start that. We should start that. And you know what? Yes. Because like who wants a hooker all the way?

You don't want a chick to be paid to have sex with. It's terrible. Then you know, she's like having the worst time. Her body's not around. You're sweating. Maybe. But you know,

that's right. But then, dude, but dude, having a hot chick to play video games with you. Dude, and then you train them so they're good at time crisis. So you're like,

hey, you're going to pay your 50 bones. You're like, you probably do like time crisis. And then we're just sitting there and banging it out together. Yeah. Dude, you're cruising USA with her. Yeah.

Dude, you get all the chicks at the end of cruising USA. You know when you go to the finish line, it's like girls in bikinis? Oh, yeah, they're all there to celebrate with you. Those are the chicks. You bring it. Oh, it's a little cosplay. This is a genius business model. That's really smart.

You know what, though? Just turn down the volume. Yeah, should we cut this? There's so, yeah, a little less, little less noise. Dude, remember we played the one game at Dave & Busters? That was like super loud. Oh, you don't remember.

They're all like that. Dude, it was so annoying. You go there. my kids to the Burbank arcade. It was like we went in there and I was like, it was like shocking on. I felt like I was in fucking Iraq. Yeah, it's annoying. I was like, give me the hell out of here.

Should we cut this out of the pod? Because this is a great business. Drip clubs should just have arcades. Hey, we thought of it here on the pod. We have proof of that. This is our intellectual property. If you try and Zuckerberg us do, we will come after you full force all the lawyers. We'll own your butt, man.

Don't even try it. I bet this exists in Japan. Oh, yeah, but that's a different model. Might as well be Mars. What's the social network? What's their Facebook called? It's called, oh, it's called the Harvard Connection. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what we're going to name the arcades. The Harvard Connection. That might work for an arcade. The Harvard Connection? Do you call it Phoenix Club? Call it one of those soldiers. Skull and bones. Call it skull and bones.

It's elite. Yeah. Skoll and boobs. School and boobs. Perfect. Oh. I can picture the, And just two tits.

Yeah, and where the X happens. Oh, that's great. It's the Jolly Roger, but with tits. Is that what they call it? Yeah, that's the Jolly Roger. Bro. Dude, so sick. Cylenders are firing. I'm interrupting.

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only important for grandmas. Grandmas need huge tits. Because as beauty fades, you know, when people are younger and especially women and life is harder on women

and we judge them more, you know, it's me being an ally. But I'll tell you, when you're younger, you have so many traits and that can be attractive. But when you get older, if there's a 70-year-old lady with fat tits,

I'm kind of, I would be into that. That would be, like, that would be nice. And I think that if there should be a plastic surgeon on every medical staff in every single retirement home, because they should be doing breast augmentations, geriatric breast augmentation. Yes. should be honestly covered by health insurance in our society

because it will give men and women because horniness is what keeps the world spinning around a reason to live. If you're in a retirement home, what's the ultimate bummer thing? Oh no, my family abandoned me. My family doesn't want to take care of me anymore. Oh my gosh. I'm like, I'm a burden to them.

Oh, you're going to send me to a place called Shady Acres where there's a bunch of fucking chicks with fat tits walking around. Yeah. Guess what? Grandpa, you're already dead and you've gone to heaven. Boom. So old chicks need to be getting fat knockers. Also, it's confidence boosting for ladies, I think.

Or, you know, they already have fat knockers. I think it's just about either give them surgery to bring the knockers back up. That's good. Because gravity's dragged them to the floor. Or if it's cheaper, eliminate gravity in old folks' homes. That's a great call. So all their skin comes up. Yeah.

Whatever the technology is and the in the end. indoor skydiving places. They need to have that under every... A centrifuge. Yeah. The centrifuge should be put under there. So every chick in the retirement home has... And the balls come up too.

Titties to the chin in every retirement home. And then, you know... That's the name of the retirement home. Titties to the chin. Yes. Sign me up. Acres. And I think this is a good call, dude.

I think young chicks, you don't need big tits. You got enough going on. Yep. A. Doesn't matter. Earn them. Also. we're on that now in my life

and I'm not exactly a young dude but I think young dudes that are on the mission they're locked in they should be making bank they should be dialed in big titty's on a young girl that's distracting

yeah that's gonna keep you off mission bro being a mentor to young man yes thank you the only way to live forever is to pass on knowledge that's the way to do it that's sick

I do I have a hot take off of that I did a video where I asked an old guy about a I've already mentioned this on the podcast but I did a man on the street bit with an old guy And it turned a little blue. And everyone in the comments was like,

leave that old man alone. Leave that old man alone. I'll have you know, I see Dick every week because I film at that same spot. I showed him the video. He loves it. Yeah.

We're going to do a follow-up. He signed. Yeah, it got a million views. He couldn't be more thrilled. I'm like, does the subject matter bother? He was like, no. All these holy rollers going,

don't bother old people. How about this? It's actually more humane to harass an old person than to never talk to an old person. Great take. These people are lonely, All right.

Their kids don't talk to them. They don't have friends. They're begging to be harassed. All right. They want man on the street pranksters to come up to them and be like, just give me something to vibe off of. You think because they're old, they're like, like prudes? No, dude, bro, let's fucking let it rip.

Say whatever the fuck you want. Let's make this thing go. Let's get more of you. He's more of an animal than I am. And you know how I know this? Because I freaking engaged with them, man. So before you leave a comment being like, don't bother old people. Go bother old people.

All right. Go out there and talk to them. Get in their face. They want to chat. They're dying for some attention. Yes. Dude, Dick was awesome, man. He's a great guy.

What are you trying to do? He's not trying to learn what to do. He's just a straight dude. I love him to death. Great guy. All right, dude, my hot take. That's a great take. People, when I was in elementary school, we used to go to retirement homes and like,

you would just have a conversation with an old person. Really? Yeah. Yeah. They loved it, dude. It's access to history. brothers. Oh, yeah. Oh, whoa. Dude, here's my hot take. And this is on all brothers in the creative arts. In every brother

partnership, this is the dynamic. It can be described in two ways. The flare and the furnace or the comet and the sun. So like with Oasis or with the Safdi brothers, Ben and Liam are the flares. You know, they shine bright. They explode. They're like, glitzy and glam and you're like, oh my God, I've never seen anything like that. They do the talk shows. They do acting parts. They connect with other people. They're the best on talk shows.

They tell great stories. They're just charisma. But the furnace, dude, the furnace is constant. It has all the heat inside of it. It doesn't let the heat out. And that's what makes the structure. And that's what makes the metal inside of it come out bearing the same stamp every time. You need that internal heat, that consistency to,

really make a great product. The flare is awesome. It's what draws your eyeballs to it. But that furnace, that's what makes it, that's what creates that deep reproducible art. It's the engine. It's the engine. Yeah. I love that. And when did, have these brothers, are there, is there examples of brothers leaving and doing better art on their own? Well, that's, so like, in, like, Cohen Bros. or? So the Coen Brothers, both their movies were like, you could see how they needed each other. Like, Ethan's were a little too, like, zany, but without the grounding darkness that Joel brought to it. And then Joel's were too, like, he did Macbeth. It's just like too dark and macabre.

But he needed some of the Raising Arizona Zaniness. But with the Gallagher's from Oasis, like, Noel writes all their songs. So he's the son. He's that, just that constant engine that we take for granted because it's just we live with it. And Liam's more that comic. You're like, well, I've never seen anything like that. But it's gone in a flash and you can't build off of it. You can't rely on it. And yeah, the Safty Brothers, Ben did

the Smashing Machine, which I don't think was as well received as Marty Supreme, Josh's film. Which everyone says is like, feels like a Saffty Brothers movie. People aren't saying that about the smash machine. And they're like broken up. Is that correct? I think so. I bet you they'd come back together in time. They should, yeah. But they have a, it's got to be hard.

Yeah. And then the Cohen brothers, are they broken up or they still work on stuff together? No, I think their last, I think Ethan did another one without him with Margaret Quali. The Fairley brothers, dude. Have they ever done anything individually? Yeah, well, a green book. Oh, that's amazing. Yeah, Green books?

Yeah, the one brother did that. Great movie. But I don't know they're dynamic as well. All right, Chad. What's your hot take? All right. J.T., you sent me Beanie's. Here's my hot take on beanies.

You got to have the wings popping out. You got to have the wings popping out. Oh, yes. You know, if it's curly hair, the curly hair works too. Like, you've got some wings popping there. Thanks. But if you don't have wings, your head looks like a dong. Yeah.

It's, you know, if you're wearing a beanie with no wings, you're a giant weiner. And that's just, that's just the way it goes. And that's, you know, people could argue that it's functional, keeps the heat in, you know, covers your ears, you're in, you know, you're in Canada, keeps that heat in. But, you know, you're going to look like a penis. So. You're looking out for people. Yeah. I'm just saying, you know, if you don't have the flow, rock a wig. Yeah. Or just be cold. Yeah. That was a great one. It's a good one. That was perfect. I've got, I think I've done three, but I have a really quick one and it's also fashion. Oh yeah, we're doing six. Oh yeah, shit, I'm an idiot. That's a lot. Then I actually have a quick one here. Maybe just do five. And it's, um, you sent me, Chad, um, no show socks. Oh. Yeah. For Europe only. That's it. You don't be, you don't be, don't be, don't be wearing that over here. Damn, dude. You're over here. It's postman style. Pull it up. Look at my sock. Well, let me, let me show it up to the ankle, brother. I want a functional I don't want you getting any fox tales But if no show sock

Okay, you're in Europe Let me show you something's tried right Bang See for this I mean I feel like it's more authentic No no stick to your take No no no no no I'm sticking my take Buckle up

Okay It's more authentic for you to be wearing no sock Okay It's candid You're right Fucking put your vans on with no sock on You're right Does that make the shoe stink?

Yeah it's disgusting It's disgusting But you know what? You've picked a lane and you've committed. Oh, you have a no-show sock because you want to act. Right. You want to act like something else. This is like the beanie thing. You want to pretend.

It's poser. You've got to have your skin out if you're going to rock the low cuts. And the only reason it's okay in Europe is because you're on vacation and, you know, you're going to be maybe walking around. I'm not a sandals guy. And they've established those kind of fashion norms. You've capri pants. Yeah.

We expect that from them. Yeah. dude sticking with a foreign policy uh strider sent me greenland um i felt like i was a bit pedantic on the last one as i am prone to do so i'm going to keep this one in the most bro voice possible here's the thing dude greenland you need to dictate your future and to do that you guys need to pull back your 2021 referendum that banned mining because of uranium exposure all right you guys are sitting on maybe the 8 most mineral-rich country in the world. You have 43 out of 50 of the essential rare earth minerals, the stuff that we use to build computer chips and fighter jets. And you're not digging it up.

I mean, you're covered in ice. I know it's tough to do. But someone is going to dig it up. Like Trump is being like Ray Crocker in the movie The Founder right now. He's seen the potential, the economic horsepower that's coming out of this little McDonald's operation. He's going to try and mass produce it. Denmark hasn't been taken advantage of it, but now they know it's a race. They're going to try and get in on it. If you guys want to be in charge of where you go, you need to start getting those minerals yourself. I'm sorry, but that's just at sometimes the environment has to come secondary to your own existence. And I know you guys voted in a more center-right party that was for a faster independence in 2025. I think you guys got to push

and start doing your own digging. Let some of these companies that are already there cut you in on it and let's get those minerals pumping for you, dude. Yeah, get your cut. You're going to want to get your cut and negotiate, dude. At some point, it's you or the other guy, man. But you know what's crazy too? Greenland?

57,000 people. It's not much. On the biggest island in the world. Eric De Red, the Viking found it when he was banished and he called it Greenland because he wanted fucking people to come there with them. It was like a marketing thing. But really, Iceland's more green and Greenland is more green. Skids switch room.

It's more ice. Fucking what up Mighty Ducks too. And they had 40,000 eligible voters and they have six different political parties, which is pretty wild. That's insane.

Because that means six and a half thousand people per party. Only thing they can agree on is it's cold. And dude, if one of these, if they change fishing policy, these like little settler villages, they shut down.

And then everyone has to move somewhere else. They don't have great road infrastructure. The ice in the water makes it tough for us to even come and get the minerals. I mean, they're years away from having the available infrastructure for us even to be able to use those minerals. So in that way, you know.

And what do they speak in Greenland? Green? Dude, good shout. That's a great fucking cue, dude. Is it Danish? I think it's green. Oh, it's an Inuit language. This is the thing, bro.

Bad ass. Dude. Oh, it's actually Greenland. And they share a lot of the same alleles as the native folk of America, dude. Yeah. All these people came over the Bering Straits. Some stopped in Australia. I mean, in Alaska, some walked to Canada, and then some hofted it all the way to Greenland.

In that way, they are our brothers. And then Denmark had a badass general that fought in the Revolutionary War who helped us out. Let's fucking go, dude. That's sick. Come on, man, we're all buds, dude. We're just going to strike a fair deal. Yeah. Can I take a whiz real quick?

Yeah, man, can take a piss? All right, Strider sent me. I'm going to go with Night Vision. Night vision, it's cheating. I don't care if we're talking about our Navy SEALs, you know, England's Navy SEALs, China's Navy SEALs, you can't use Night Vision. It's not fair.

When you're doing an extraction, when you're going into Pakistan to kill bin Laden, you shoot him in the dark. Because, I mean, look, I think it's great we got bin Laden. But here's the thing. Do you think those seals came back from that mission and be like, man, we kind of, you know, we kind of used the cheat code on that. That guy, the one guy was eating hummus, he couldn't even see me. I could see all of him.

And I just capped him in the dome. 100%. I even think the fact that we had superior numbers. Yeah. And the fact that we even had guns. I think we should have sent one dude in. Yeah. You know, just a good ass fighter who weighs about this.

Bin Laden was like 6'4, like 185 pounds. Yeah. You know, we just sent in our best 185er. Yeah. Had him get off there, walk in and just, it's right here, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just right here, just strap up and just man to man go to work. Test his honor.

Yeah, man. Yeah, because like, it's like, it's like, we got him. We shot, you know, it's like, okay. but if America had been like Osama we know where you are you are here we're going to send in Donnie you're our best barrenuckle boxer

and you guys are going to brawl and if he backs down Al Qaeda's not going to follow him around Al Qaeda they're going to be like dude you back down from a fist fight yeah like respect the tap too if Osama taps you got to let him go

yeah they honestly probably should have like they should have every global conflict should be settled outside of like a an irish pub yeah a couple fucking shots of jamo a couple pints and just the global leaders just whack each other and then whoever wins stands bin laden in a chokehold like oh there's the thing bro laura was like six five he's got reach he'd be a tough dude to take down he's long yeah and he probably did terrorist training have you ever

watched a terrorist training video So much fun. Some of my monkey bars. Yep. So sick. If Mike Perry's got bombs in his hands, but he also knows how to wrestle. I think if he gets inside, you know, body lock, there's not a lot of Osama's going to be able to do, even if he's tall. You think Trump could take, who's the dude from Venezuela in a fight?

Maduro? Maduro? I don't know. I think that would have been a nice, clean operation, dude. Every coup d'etat should just be one-on-one in the octagon. It could have been any cleaner, brother. 150 aircraft from 20 different locations. It was pretty sick, dude.

the Russian and Chinese defenses went straight through Cuban Secret Service. 82 casualties for them, zero for us. It's pretty sick, dude. It's one of the sickest things. Like, do you know how long we had to pre-stage that thing with intelligence? Bro, it was nice. You don't think there was cooperation at the highest levels? This is my bros all day online.

Dude, and then the other person, they're like, dude, they did that. The military did that for me. Yeah. Well, dude, there is like a lot of pride that comes from successful imperialism. I mean, it does hype a person up. Whether it changes our financial bottom line long term, who's to say, no one ever knows? Or sets a, uh, but dudes do like that spike. A message to the east of saying, hey, this is our playground in the Western Hemisphere, do what you do in Eastern.

There's a big flexolo. Yeah. The Chinese consulate was just in town. Yeah. And going, you know, in Venezuela, they use this sonic weapon to, like, make all the surrounding soldiers nauseous and discombobulated. More cheating. Send Trump in there with some boxing shorts on, shirtless, and some boxing gloves. Butterbeams outfit.

Exactly. Yeah, the U.S. shorts. Yeah, an American flag rope. Eighthounds gloves, dude, so you can feel those knuckles coming through. Yeah. Dude, if Trump just trained for like a year, you know, light sparring, hitting the mitts, heavy bag, speed bag, crazy bag, skipping rope, doing road work, getting his cardio good. I think he would take it to Maduro.

Oh, totally. You got to give Maduro a heads up, let him train, let him get his nutrition right, and then just put them in the octagon and let them settle it, dude. On pay for view, it would juice the economy, dude. It'd be a huge thing. It could be on the White House card. I mean, they're already doing a fight there. Why is Trump not fighting on the card?

Yeah, he should be the title fight, dude. In the ring, we got, we got Nicholas the bus, Maduro, squaring off against Trump, the bowl, or Donald. The bowl, Trump. And that's what the new ballroom's for, dude. You can do it inside. You could do it outside, weather permitting, depending if it's in January. This is huge.

This is a great call, dude. But honestly, we're going to take over so many more countries in the next few months. This bit's not going to age well. That's true. Yeah, we're going to get like what other leaders. Like, who's Greenland's, who's Trump got a, who's, who's asked is Trump going to beat in Greenland, dude? They just elected a new guy. This guy wears glasses, dude.

Trump's going to friggin' deck his ass. All right, Strider, you're up. Okay. This actually parlayes perfectly into the next topic that Chad gave me, which was married male masturbation. And I think every husband on the globe is a trained assassin. What it takes, the skill, the stealth behavior, the technical, intelligence to pull up your laptop and to accomplish your mission of cranking hog while your

wife is asleep and God forbid you have kids in a room. To pull off a crank sesh as a married man, you have assassins at the ready. If you were to tell, it would save the government so much money, the CIA has to train an operative, get that operative on board with the mission to go take out a dictator. All you would have to do is tell any husband around the globe, hey, we need you to go jack off in Chechnya tonight. He'll be like, down how many times. He'd get there in and out, in and out of the borders. No one would hear him.

Even after a husband drills, there's a cleanup session. The crime would be cleaned up all on its own. That's all I'm saying. Every husband is an assassin. So, but are you saying that every dude gets a sweep team that comes in and like... No, I'm saying this is a single assassin, a loan operator. But imagine if every dude had a team that helped him masturbate, like you had one guy on watch who was like, hey, she's coming. She'll be here in 15 seconds.

You got time to put him to put away the laptop. Take those headphones out and put your dick away. That's all you got. And then you had one guy who was like cleaning and one guy who was just like picking the porn for you. That'd be huge. Like an Ocean's 11 team of dudes. Yeah. To help you jack off like in a moment.

And like even when you were like in a place, like even when it was like a busy night at your house like your wife has company over, they could help you get one off fast so you can relax. That'd be great. That's what dudes should be doing for each other. You shouldn't have to pay, it should be your friends who do it. Yeah. Yeah. It should be and it would keep us in touch. You know what I mean? Like, hey, what are you doing tonight? Oh, man, I kind of want to crank. Okay, let me assemble the team. All right. So you'll occupy my kids. You'll keep it on, my lady. We get, Marisi will just, you know. He's in the van. He's like, yeah. Stand there so I can jack off to him. And you're walking around. And he sees like the infrared. He's got the security cam. Like ring cameras all over your house. He's like, wait, hold on 30 seconds.

wife turns the corner to go into the bedroom go now go now make it to your office okay nut not now now now now now pull pull pull pull get out and then you send in the cleanup team fire fire fire um dude that takes me to my hot take you sent me to chicago bears i can't do a hot take on the chicago bears but i know a couple guys who could oh baby call them Hey, Joe Marisi This is a J.T. Parr I'm here with Strider Wilson And Chad Kroger

You're live on the pod Yeah, hey, what's up? What a change of tone Like how happy he's laughing, dude I've never heard him You're awake You want to experience more of the day Is this strider?

Yeah, what up? Now You guys are using like game show voice Yeah, sorry What's up? So I know in the past you've been reluctant to talk about the bears. I think some of that might have been motivated by the fact that they sucked.

But you've had a magical season, and on Sunday, you had one of the great playoff victories in your storied franchise's history. How do you feel? Yeah, I feel great. And you know what? I think rally shots are real. That's what it's all about. Oh, yeah.

Take. Jaeger is the reason for the turnaround in the game. You were drinking Jaeger with Chudwin? I was at the bar. My friend, who's the bartender, it was 21 to 6, I believe, or maybe still 21 to 3. And he said it's rally shot time. And we did a shot of Yeager, and then everything turned around. So the key is to just keep drinking until your team gets in the lead.

That's what happened. That's awesome. And by the end of it, I barely even realized that they won because I was very drunk. Would you rank it as one of the happiest nights of your life? I mean, yes. Yeah, as far as sports go, yeah. That's awesome. I mean, that's top notch.

But let's keep it going. Now it's Bears Rants. Oh, shit. Yeah, Chad. How do you feel about it? I'm totally conflicted. Joe, I'm sorry. I'm not going to talk any shit, man.

I'm not going to talk any shit, man. I mean, Joe, this is my team, brother. I mean, you know I love the Bears. You know, I root for you Chicago dudes, but I've been a Rams fan since August. Yeah, I mean, that is a long time. Yeah, it's almost six months now. Yeah. So, yeah, it's, yeah, I know you've got this deep, deep love. but yeah we're gonna I mean it's gonna be fun

it's gonna be freezing cold in Chicago so I don't know how you're gonna be able to handle that yeah it's gonna be tough what are they saying about Caleb in Chicago what are they talking heads saying are they praising them is he the truth do they like them are they still afraid that he has earrings and paints his nails even though Dennis Robin played for the Bulls

yeah I don't think there's much of that talk going on these days yeah I mean good I don't know how you I don't know how you I don't know how he could deny what he's doing out in that field. That fucking fourth down conversion? Yeah, does anyone know why he kind of looks inconsistent and inaccurate for three quarters? And then every time it's the fourth quarter and you're down by two tutties, he's the most incredible quarterback who ever lived.

And like if his feeder's set, he misses like a five yard out. But if he's off platform, he can throw a 50-yard laser, drop it straight into the breadbasket. Yeah. I don't know. It defies stats because, I mean, what he's telling, everybody's stats don't matter. Just win the fucking game. It's crazy.

Like, he just makes, if you're down and you need someone to make a play, he's top of the list. He's unbelievable. If we're talking about, like, I saw a tweet of like,

you know, he may only complete 50% of his passes, but it's always the right 50%. So, that's all that matters. Can you win the Super Bowl? You know, I don't do any predictions.

That's right. Let's take it. Let's take it week to week. And as your dad, just over the moon, dude? Yeah, he was drinking by himself watching the game. Out of stress, you said, right?

Like, he normally doesn't drink, but he was so bummed they were down. No, he never has, yeah, he never drinks, especially alone at home watching the game, but yeah, he was so stressed out. He had a beer. I shouldn't. You did sandbag him a little bit.

He's 70 years old. He had a beer. He's not slamming back. I just remember, I called you guys after the first, the regular season, Pack W, Packers' dub, and your dad was like, this is the best game ever. So he must just be like insanely stoked now.

Yeah, we're, yeah. I mean, I just say, I want to keep this thing going. Well, congrats, Joe. I'm glad to call you. You know normally when we call you about the bears, you hang up. So this is a great change of pace, brother. Yeah, yeah, it's nice when it's fun, huh? This is my hot take.

It's fun to root against your friend's sports team. Yeah. Because you never lose. You have fun when they lose. and then if they do end up winning, you're happy for them. Yeah. Always root against your buddy's sports team. Yeah, win-win.

Yeah. All right, we love you, Joe. Great show on Saturday. You crush it, brother. All right, love you, bros. Love you, Joe. Love you, bro. Go bears.

Go bears. All right, Chad, you're up, dude. All right. What did I do last? I did Night Vision? Okay. Yeah. Yeah, you did.

Winston Churchill J.T. something, Winston Churchill. Now, this is good. You know, a lot of people can have a hot take on World War II what Churchill did for the Allies. I'm not going to go there

because I consider him a hero. But where I also consider him to be is a heroic partier. Yes. I don't think there's anyone in history I'd want to drink with more than Churchill. Have a champagne with him. Have some whiskey.

Play some beard eye with Churchill. He's a tank. He don't drink any of us. Easily. During Prohibition, he had his doctor sign a note to present to the U.S. government saying he's allowed to drink. Otherwise, he would get in mad fits like hungover or just cranky. So they're like, no, he needs to be able to have alcohol

when he visits the United States. That's amazing. Yeah. You just smoke a stogie in the bath in the morning, right? Yeah, yeah. And just be drinking like a little brandy and just living it up. Dude, just the ultimate, the ultimate bowl. He was the first dude to throw deuses. He meant V for victory.

That's what it was. Yeah. But he famously was like, Yeah. That's a bum. Nixon got this from. This is, yeah, this was, he's saying he was going to put, he called Hitler that man.

Yeah. And he's like, I'm going to put these two fingers. that man's ass and spread like that nice look at him did it just crank and bruise of Churchill so sick we drink on the beaches we drink on the land we'll drink on the beaches we'll drink on the beach is we'll drink on land until our friend to the west comes to give us a ride home I love it strider are we there no yeah we're no I got we got a couple more I've got you sent me cactus. Yeah.

My take is cactus is the only tense of the word there's no cacti. If any of your dude, if you ever heard your buddy go

oh whoa look at all those hey check out those cacti you have the right to give them a dead arm. Okay? Conversely, conversely alumni is the only tense

of the word alumni. If someone says, yeah, I'm an alumnus of this university, you can also give them a dead arm. I don't want to hear these flexes that you know the tenses of the word. That's all correct. Cactus is the plural of Cactus. An alumni is the plural and singular of alumni. There's no alumnus. I'm over it.

I said that's correct. And that's wrong. Because sometimes someone would be like, well, that's the correct way to say. I'm like, but it ain't the right way to say it. That's right. and there's there's a there's a there's a there's a there's a way underneath the way that's the better way when you say cacti you're letting me know that you know and guess what dead arm and now it's now you're a dick mhm not a dick eye yeah yeah exactly yeah my dick eye motherfuckers yeah so

no one there could one of what there's no time you would ever say cacti no never there's a There's a lot of cactus. Yeah, what do you, the only time you'd ever say is you're mountain biking with your bro, and you'd go, hey, look out. There's a bunch of cacti ahead. It would throw me off so hard that my buddy just said cacti, I would go straight into the spiky plants. If he goes, dude, cactus heads up. I'd go, oh, fucking, yeah, for sure.

I saw that. Thanks. Love it. Yeah. Dude, you know, I didn't really do a long one to this. I guess I just wanted to rip it off the. Domer? I'll say this.

You sent me Bill Clinton. Here's my hot take. I don't think Bill Clinton was actually that smooth. I think he was smooth by a president's standard. I think up until Clinton, we'd only had like two presidents that had game. And then so compared to them, it was like, oh my God, dude, who is this, bro?

Yeah. But if you actually watch some of his public moments, like when he played the sacks and stuff or when he's just shooting the S, he's chill. He's cool. But it's not as like he's not in the upper upper realm of having it. Like who would we put up there? Like the dude that has the ultimate game? Yeah. Fucking dude.

Like Austin Butler. Oh, yeah. He's not close to Austin Butler. Like if Bill Clinton had gone the actor way instead of going the presidential route, they wouldn't even be close. No. Bill Clinton, like, what role would he even play? Like, he'd be like a, like Colin Firth has, like, I'm trying to think if he could do the King speech. Colin Firth and Hugh Grant have way more game than Bill Clinton.

Yeah. Bill Clinton's game works because he's the president. That's what's making it work. And he lets that position do a lot of the work for him. But like, if you just put him even like, like, If you were like, hey, Billy Bean, Austin Butler, Hugh Grant, Bill Clinton, going to this bar and tell all these chicks you're a ditch digger, I think he's coming in forth.

Yeah. Yeah, I think you might be right. It's like the NBA. They say like, what's the fucking logo? The logo. Jerry West. Yeah. Jerry West got you laid.

That's Kendrick Perkins. Yeah. It's a great clip by Perkins. It's like, yeah, the office. The Oval. Yeah, the Oval's doing the work for you, bro. Oval's getting Clinton that elliptical. Mm-hmm.

All right, Chad. I think this is it. Take us home, dude. Strider sent me sushi. My hot take on sushi. It's the best food. Whoa. It's the best food.

It beats everything. It beats the burger. It beats the steak. It beats a salad. It beats Italian. It beats pasta? It beats pasta. It beats Chinese.

Does it beat a burrito? It beats a burrito A fucking breakfast burrito You could you eat it for breakfast There's nothing I get more excited for Than sushi I could eat sushi for breakfast all day I could too

Yeah Dude someone just brought me a nice plate of nagiri Some salmon Some fatty tuna Dude it's sophisticated It's tasty It's good for you It's got rice

It's got fish It's got Ponzu you know Anthony Bourdain when he did his show started it in Japan and he highlighted the Japanese cuisine he said every chef dude the way you said Bourdain there made me want to hit you well the thing is is he was actually they used cacti in their in their roles dude uh no fucking he started in Japan yeah he started in Japan because they do the Japanese bro they just use

simple they use the simplest ingredients the best they get the most out of it oh but dude Craig Conan's always talking about how there's a lot of parasites in fish. That's what I was going to say. But at its lowest, sushi might be the fucking worst thing in the world. Is that true, though? Like, if I had a mediocre burger and compared to mediocre sushi, I'm not, I'm not near, I might get food poisoning from sushi.

I'm not worried about the parasit. Oh, my God. Is that on there? Don't show me this. Don't show me this. You want that? I'm with you, Chad, 100%. Yeah, parasites.

I'm doing opo work right now. Parasites are, you. just got a you gotta man up. Yeah, parasites won't affect you if you have the right attitude. That's true.

And they're so little. If you can't beat a parasite, what are you gonna do? Yeah. That's my thing. What are you gonna do? Probably like what? Like a thousand times larger

than one of those things? Easily, dude. Small, it's inside of you. Let your fucking stomach kill it, dude. Do you ever talk trash to your illness? Yes. Like you just like, dude,

get out of me. Like you virus, quit replicating and just beat it, dude. Yeah. So you got to do. That's why I did with COVID I got COVID I was like no Stay away bro

I had to me I did PR my power clean when I had COVID For real Yeah you did that's true story Yeah Dude that's how you know it was made in the lab Yeah They're like this is gonna make you sick

But it's also gonna make you sick Oh Dude That's it Would you genetically modify your kids Or no Like say you wanted them question.

100% to be like an athlete or like a very smart mathematician or would you want like the natural you know this is my seed this is who he is. No my seed's not that good. I'd supercharge it. I'd give him a fat fat dong same. But I will say this. My kids are born the natural way and like I see them picking up some of like, you know, like traits of mine that I'm not crazy about.

But then I do also wonder, because I am like a total optimizer. And I'm like, no, you should supercharge it. Like if you can get rid of this illness or make them bigger or make them more tan or make them smarter, you should. But then I see the way someone has to deal with those challenges is kind of what does make them a strong person. It's the spirit. You might crush spirit in doing that. And then, yeah, so I get a little gadacen about it. I'm like, but is you going to have that dog in him?

You know what I mean? Yeah, you got to have that. But maybe they can modify dogness too. Yeah. That's the scary part. Yeah, if you could genetically modify a sick personality, that'd be sick. Mm-hmm. But if.

But then maybe being born with a shitty personality and learning you have a and then working for a better personality is always going to be the top. Yeah, because you got to have experience. You got to, you got to fall on your face a little bit. And if you got just a fat dong and your most tan dude around. That's the thing, dude, is guys that get jacked can be kind of dushy. But is the new getting jacked going to be like getting a better personality and becoming fucking legit?

If we come up with measurables for it. That's what I'm saying? Like, what's a bench press for like, what, like, what are the reds? like what should be doing like what's a hit style workout for becoming chill or like getting your personality to be dialed in and take ownership of stuff yeah things loyal honest courage like how are you going to dial those things up yeah you know it's an interesting cue jake i think we're all grappling with it in real time well i'll let you know when i neurolink my kids yeah real quick shout out to my son too who's they both taught

themselves how to basically be potty train like we never pushed it and they just started asking amazing which is cool dude my son when he's dropped and a deuce, he goes in this, he'll be, we'll be watching football and I'll bring their little potty out and he'll drop a little bit. And then he'll stand up and look and go, Dad, I pooped. And I'd like, dude, that's awesome. And then he'll sit back down and poop another log and get up and go, I pooped again. And then I'm like, dude, that's a man. And then he'll just keep, like he gets up in between each log to celebrate. Yeah. This is, dude. Cream jeans is taking a shit. Good for you. Right now? Yeah.

Oh, nice, bro. We'll stay up and celebrate that thing, cream jeans. Yeah, dude. Good on you, dude. Dude, good for cream jeans. It's pretty special to see someone get that hyped up on a deuce. It really makes me want to just be more hyped up on everything. It is amazing.

You're proud. Like, I'm proud of when my dog, Sonny takes a good dump. Do you have that same pride when you're... Oh, yeah, for sure. Absolutely. Isn't that the best? It's tougher when it's in a diaper, though, because it's all, like... It's nice that it's easy to dispose of and stuff, but it's...

You got to see it in its natural form. Yeah. Dude, when Lola just drops a fat pile and it's solid, just logs. I'm like, way to go. And do you get amped when they eat a lot too? Oh, yeah. Like, my kids are so picky. When you just fires through it.

Yeah, if I, like, today I gave him yogurt and they were just like another, they've been loving yogurt lately. So I'll do like three-fourth Greek and then I'll put the sweet stuff on top, mix it. And they were just woofing it down and I was like, let's go. That's sick, dude. Let's go. What are you feeding Lolo? You treat her good with the food, right? I did just food for dogs.

Nice. It's like, yeah, it's good chicken and rice. Is that the blue one? Green. We do Fromm. You've seen Fromm? I've seen that. I've seen that.

They don't have it on Amazon. Yeah. Oh, they do have it on Amazon, but it doesn't pop up really. Oh, Fromm. Do you do all wet food? Yeah, it's like human, it's like, it's like literally, it's like human grade. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, that's nice. Yeah, see.

Looks like that. There's some dog food, bro. There's some wet, like, look at that. Some of this wet food, they jack it up, like it's like you're eating in Mastros. Yeah, it's amazing. No, yeah, I give it just food for dogs and I boil chicken and that's how much it costs. It's expensive. Oh, bro. I mean, that's, I don't know how much. That's probably for a big-ass doll. That's like a Costco size thing. That's like, that's got to be like a month's worth at least. If you got 50 bones left. in your pocket

that's all you got and you had to go get some food would you get yourself the better meal or would you get your dog the better food I'd split a chicken with Lola that's nice you wouldn't split sushi

how's that bro dude you got me there What up dog you know she would love sushi I don't know dude damn no that was sick for all

dude he just roasted Would you feed Lola can you feed dogs raw fish? I think so. They can eat fish and salmon, but you might have to get it like a temporal rule. For some reason it's making me nervous, but I don't know anything about it. Yeah, they can't eat fish. No sauce. You don't want to play sauce. Yeah.

Why, they just upset their tongues. I think the salt and all that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll digest that. Yeah. They can't handle the process shit like we can. I know. How's Sunny doing? Sunny's great, dude. He's got a little weird thing on his fucking nose, like this little dry thing and then we got him the vet prescribed a steroid, which was working, but dude, it fucking jacked his stomach up. We just got this new rug.

He destroyed it. It was like, oh. But he's good now. I just got to figure out that little, like, weird thing on his nose. But other than that,

he's great. He's so cute. Dude, he cuddles me in the morning, but I can't even get out of it. It's unreal, dude. I lay down when I'm laying down on my back, I make like this little shape

with my legs right here and he nooks up in there. I can't move. I'm like, dude, it's so fucking cute, dude. Are you doing that for your glute? Yeah, I like to stretch, you know what I'm saying?

That's great. I sleep like all, I sleep in a stretch position always. Smart, dude. Like, if I'm going to be sleeping, dude, I'm not going to be wasting my time. I'm going to be finding a way to level up, you know? So I'll sleep in a child's pose.

I'll sleep in a deep squat sometimes. Whatever it takes. Whatever it takes. Plank until I pass out. I think we all did six. I think this feels like a good episode. How do you guys feel? I feel good, dude.

I love these takes, dude. Got some HTs in there. This is the fire we need, dude. Yeah, it was good. It was good stuff, guys. Proud of us. Check out the show, dude. Proudy listeners, too.

Check out the show, the freaking stoked guy, helping out the sad guy, Chad and JT's new series. Oh, that's a great title. Dude, that's a great title. That's the title. It's a good ass.

It's a good ass show. You just named it. You just named the show. Let's go, baby. It's a great show, dude. I got to say, if I'm, let me pitch it for the guy,

or market it. If you haven't watched it already, it's on YouTube. chat in JT go deep and fucking it does feel like the collection of everything you guys have done everything you guys are working towards and it's a positive thing you watch it and you're like dude it's it really is amazing I loved it man I was watching it last night um and I crushed it like usually I'm late like now if I start any content or anything yeah um you pause it like 10-text in you're like yeah I watch everything in chunks this one I just mowed straight through

thanks brother yeah I told me wife to be quiet a few times like be quiet shut out watching be quiet and that's really nice you to sell those nice things about it I appreciate you dude course I'm gonna a lot I'm in one scene for a little cameo you see when they don't want to do any spoilers but I'll say this too if any of you stokers want to be on it send in we'll help you guys out we'll fly you in we'll do it commit you know what I'm saying you got to be all in shit through you got to be all in because we're all in otherwise it doesn't work chat do you want to give us a final shot final party word

Stay stoked, everyone.