Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 428 - CRUISE RECAP with the BROS

Episode Date: February 28, 2026

Today is another classic solo ep with just the bros but this time they are coming off AN EPIC CRUISE. The bros spent the last week on a comedy cruise with the workaholics dudes and a bunch of other legends so they recap crazy moments and give out their top 3 lists from the whole trip. We also take some calls and end the pod with a few hot takes.  CHECK OUT OUR NEW YOUTUBE SERIES: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkxsXCzRgw0YnogF0Q-t8o0devtOBPQTZ We are live streaming a fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://appreeshapparel.com/ Come see us on Tour! Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Thanks to our Sponsors: HIMS: The Best Hair Loss solutions for men. Go to https://www.hims.com/godeep  and get started today with an online consult with a professional. Talkiatry: Online Psychiatry that prioritizes YOU! Go to https://www.talkiatry.com/godeep  and get the help you need today! PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake Rohret

Ahoi, mateys. We're coming to you post-cruz. This is Chad. Just Chad. With my compadre, John Thomas. What up? Boom, clap, Stokers. What's up, Just Chad?

Dude, how are you doing? Just T. I like that. I'm good. Just rocking and rolling. Just back in the groove. Dad and kiddos were on fire this morning. Loving to death, my son.

You know, he had a little separation anxiety doing the drop off at daycare. You'll be all right, big dog. It got to me more today. Like normally I'm like, no, dude, you're good, you're good. But today he was crying. And I was like, can I stay? Because normally the teacher is just like when you hand them off so they can get through that part faster.

And I was like, let me stay with him for a minute. He was like, please don't go. And I was like, I got to go. Really? Yeah, it's tough. But they're great. They're awesome. Besides that, he was ripping and roaring.

And then. Is it like in Big Daddy when, when Child Services is taken away? It is a little bit like that. He's like, you got to go. you gotta go and he's like i wipe my own ass i wipe my own ass it's kind of like that yeah every day actually that's tough it is tough um but it's memorable and sweet and connecting yeah um yeah and then i'm just been cruising since just living the dream what about you big dog how you adjusting back to life on the mainland dude i'm good man um fresh off the vape that feels nice uh got back just went straighted to

action unpacked cleaned did some finances you know just freaking just crushing my day took the dog to the park let's go baby got her groomed this morning you know i had separation anxiety with her you know she was like i don't want to go to the groomer in her way she was just shaking i took the dog to the groomer today too she hates it yes but she looks so good yeah ggped right on the floor right when we got in oh really Mm-hmm. I was like, I'm so sorry that, like, it happens all the time. Yeah. I was like, that's...

She just starts shaking. That's life. It's really sad. Yeah, they shake. They get the shakes. But then she looks so good. They express her anal glands and just get all the... I didn't know they do that.

Yeah. Good. That's a nice expression. Yeah, I think they just put the finger in it and just press. Express the anal glands. Yeah. I'm glad we don't have to do that. What's the benefit?

Um... Dude, good quash. I think the anal glands kind of help provide the mucus to help the duty go through. Oh, so it's to help with like future poops? Yeah, it just helps like with the lubing up of the of the of the behole so the duty can go through. Nice. But, you know, I'm glad we don't have to do that, you know, although I wouldn't mind expressing my fiance's anal glands. That's something you could talk to her about.

So yeah, maybe we'll, maybe we'll text her about that later. It's nice to have stuff to look forward to you. Yeah. Dude, good call. But yeah, what else is going on? I saw you yesterday. Yeah, we've been together for like a week straight. We could recap the cruise.

The cruise was awesome. We did the workaholics cruise. This is important. That's their podcast. Ders, Blake, Adam. All in great shape. All in great. Dude, they're all jacked.

Blake is like strong, strong. I was looking at him on the stage, huge arms. and defined. He has well-defined delts. Yeah. Yeah, he's got those 3D delts. He's looking like Phil Heath up there. Yeah, Ders was in the gym every day.

Explosive, dude. Like really hard workouts. That guy is just flown with tea. Yeah. And yeah, it was, I had such a good time. It was really, really fun. Yeah. It's crazy being on a cruise too, because, like,

there's moments where you get a little shook up where you're like, dude, we're just in the middle of the ocean. I'm not really in my routine. I'm running into people all the time. Yeah. But then that's always. sandwich between like the best moments of your life just absolute glory yeah just like being on the water being around like-minded people like i've never been on a comics cruise before yeah it's so sick

because everybody likes workaholics so they're all about the same age they all have a shared interest so they were like all like people i would be friends with and um you know you go to the buffet people are being nice you're you're getting burger patties chicken rice then you're getting swirl uh frozen yokes for lunch and 15 000 steps a day there's gambling. Bobby Lee's there. Who's cooler than Bobby Lee? He's the coolest.

He's the coolest. And yeah, it's just a epic way to live. I mean, because I know you, you're a cruise guy. I love cruises, yeah. And dude, I've never been on a comics cruise either. The entertainment is top-notch. I didn't really know. I had an idea of what to expect.

I didn't really know what to expect. But then you get there, yeah, it's like every show, it's Bobby Lee, Nick Swartz and Reggie Watts. Reggie Watts, Mark. Rebbee. Is that you say his name? I think so. Rebulet.

And tell them what he did with the... Okay, so every time you go into the buffet, great buffet, by the way, the Norwegian Pearl. Lights out buffet. Was it the Norwegian Jewel? Jewel. The Norwegian Jewel. Great buffet. Solid selection.

Good salad barred, good desserts. But the best part is this amazing Filipino lady. as you walk in she goes welcome washy washy and at first I thought she meant washy washy wash your hands

because they have like a Purell dispenser because if people get sick on a boat then everyone gets sick so I thought she was like oh wash your hands but washy washy

washing means happy happy yeah and so now I can't stop saying it and then what ribier do oh what ribia did yeah he I didn't see it but he brought so Mark Rebier if you guys don't know

he's a DJ he fully improvises his sets. He creates songs on stage. And so he brought her up for a sound bite. So he put washi-washy-washy in the song. The cruise went crazy. Everyone came out of the show. He put was just like,

he put washi-washy-washy in the song. I was like, no, we didn't. They're like, he did. I was like, oh, my God. That's peak creativity on the fly. It was awesome. It's exactly what the house wanted. Yeah.

Wash-washy. Guys, we are on the road. I am taking my stoke. TED Talk to you. I have some amazing shows coming up. Seattle, March 7th, Portland, March 8th. Then I'm going to be back in Los Angeles at the Hudson Theater. Super excited for that one, March 21st, and then San Francisco, March 25th.

Oh, and we'll be in Washington, D.C., JT. and I, March 12th to the 14th, and then San Diego, April 9th, plus more dates. Get you tickets at chat, jt.com. I want to see you there. Well, we could get into it now. We were going to recap our top three cruise. memories or top three cruise takes, just top three cruise things. Let's call it that. Top three cruise things. Yep. Do you want to go first? Yeah, I'll go first.

Number one is just the friendship acceleration. Once you get out of your home base, it's like summer camp. It's like Cairo's this religious retreat I used to go on. You don't realize that when you're at home and you run into people at work or out in the world, you know, you're so in your life that you kind of have a force field up and it doesn't let people penetrate all the way into the real you and vice versa. But when you're on a cruise, that just drops to the bottom of the ocean. You're a wide open vessel and you're like, bring on the love. So I just love the cruise vibe, the openness, the way everyone's there to just have the best time possible. That's rare.

You know, Vegas has that. I think Miami has that. Everyone comes there to have the best time possible. And I may have never seen it as locked in as I saw it on the cruise. Dude, great shout out. I think another thing for me is you wake up, you're on the water. But more importantly than that, if you have a deck, you have a private deck, you wake up, you look out on the endless. Oh, shh.

and it's just sparkling, it's beautiful. And on top of that, you got a private balcony. You don't have, it's not like you're in New York City where you got people right across from you. You got nothing but just Agua. So what do you do? You get a coffee and you stand out there naked on the balcony, preferably with morning wood. Preferably with morning wood. You want to show, because when you're on.

the water you're like you kind of realize that we do live you know we live in a paradise in certain parts and if you show that paradise how amped you are on it by drinking a coffee and having a boner i think good things will happen i think washy washy washy washy uh big titty honker says that the problem with cruising is there's too many people on the ding dang boat not on this one my friend. This one had just the right amount of people. Yeah, we were at 60 to 70% capacity. Yeah. We did petition for a perineum sunning deck on the boat. We'll hear back before the next cruise, if that worked. Someone asked if I'd read a supposedly fun thing I'll never do again. I have. I assume you're referencing his wonderful article about cruise ships. I was thinking about it the whole

time, specifically when we were parked next to the Virgin cruise ship in Cozumel, our destination. I did wonder, is there a boat bigger? Is it better? Like who's the top dog in cruises? And that was something that DFW talked about in his wonderful essay. Yeah, I guess my number two thing, and this is outside the cruise, but something I learned, Mexico, very anti-vap. Now, let me first say, Mexico, hey, we're thinking of you. We know you guys are going through a challenging time.

It was a little nerve-wracking going into Mexico when all that was going on. you know, their most prominent cartel leader was, uh, was a killed. And, uh, since then there's been some return action from the cartels. So it's a dicey time to be going in. But what a beautiful country. What beautiful people. Um, but I was really shocked because, you know, we go to Mexico thinking it's going to be less rules than here, right? That's what a lot of Americans think. Let's go to DJ. Go to the strip club. We can buy some pharmaceuticals. We'll get wild. Uh, but one way you can't it wild is with the vape. They don't do the vape.

And they're very like, they'll tell you about it. Like when you pull in, there's signs. It's like, you better not vape. And you're like, holy moly, bejoli. And as a guy who likes to vape on vacation, I was surprised. And I tried to want, I was looking into it.

I was like, why are they so against the vape? And I was like, is it because of the environment? Because I know like, we're not the best country with that. I was like, maybe they want, like, you know, they don't want us to throw it in the ocean and get the turtles sick. But I guess it was just because of the bad health outcomes. They're really just looking out for people being healthy. But they allow SIGs?

But that's the thing. But then they allow a bunch of other stuff. They allow darts? And you can go to the pharmacies there and pick up like, you know, all sorts of stuff to get lit on. Wow, this became a thing in January 2026. It's recent. Yeah. You know, the government, the powers that be, they do not like those fruity flavors.

I wonder if like, yeah, there's got to be more to it. I want to see a deeper piece on this. What is going on with Mexico and the vapes? All right, Chad, you're up. This is specific to this cruise. And I was nervous before because people were rehearsing. It sounded like people were really putting in prep time. And I felt like I was just winging it.

But we did the goddamn comedy jam. Yeah, great show. great show shout out josh adam meyers uh shout out brent morin who has an incredible voice yeah and plays the piano real good too he he can do chester from lincoln park which i don't know anyone else you can do it crawling you know actually might be able to do it same orson i think you might have a good metal voice oh yeah um anyways dude just being on a stage singing no matter what the crowd is doing because like it was You know, the crowd was probably like 50 deep, I'd say.

We kicked it off. We kicked it off. And, you know, due to all the rehearsals we were saying, all the prep everyone, we were like, we were fully committed. And I think the audience was a little thrown by how intense we were. Yeah. Well, I did not play it for laughs. We went for like, we did pride in the name of love by you two. Yeah.

Which is like an anthem about bringing the world. together. And like one of the verses is about MLK. It's all about, you know, the people coming together. Is it about Irish independence? I kept saying that. I think it's a broad call for it. Because part of it's about MLK, like when he's like, early morning shots spring out in the Memphis sky. Oh, yeah. Okay, gotcha. Because I was, I thought it was about like Ireland. All the, all of their music is about Ireland. I was like, there's a Memphis in Ireland? It's about Ireland. It's about us being united under one flag, one people. But yeah, dude, singing on a stage.

It was awesome. And I was on such a high after that. That was fun. That was one of the great moments. Another fun experience, I got to do a power hour. That was great. I thought I was going to poke. I didn't.

I made it through to the end. I've never made it through a power hour without boaking. It was insane. I was 30 minutes in. I was like, I might be able to do this. Big ups to John Gabris, Brent Warren and Beth Stelling, who also powered through. And then, dude, the arm wrestling competition was fun. Oh, they put me up against a girl in the second round.

I don't know who she beat in the first round. But I dusted some dude, great guy. She beat me. No, she did it. And then I went up against Kylie. What a nice girl. And I destroyed her. I think people thought I would, like, go easy or something.

Bam. And then I yelled at everyone. I said, bad. I don't feel bad. And I kind of really celebrated, which I think is your only choice. Yeah. Like, because, because, you know, and I wanted to keep my game face on for the next round. Then I went up against the guy who was like 260. Not dominating her would actually be misogynistic. I think it would have been patronizing.

Yeah, because you're, you're like, oh, you're a girl. I'll go easy on you. No. We're equals. And if I can dominate you, I will. She came to all our shows after that, too. I think it really bonded us. Yeah. She was a sweetheart. She's great.

Dude, our wrestling competitions, there was some really strong guys in that thing. I got destroyed. It was embarrassing. My guy was like a farmer. He was like, he had just massive. Oh, the guy you went up against was really jacked. He was so giant. I was proud of you for getting the fuck in there, though.

You put it on the line, dog. I mean, I signed up and I was like, there's no glory in not competing. Yeah, no, I had fun. All right. Number three, number three. Dude, I mean, I think this is something you got to do on a boat. You know, you're going to party. You're going to, you're going to go to the pool. You're going to do belly flops.

You're going to, you know, you're going to grind up on dudes and chicks. You're going to do jello shots off, you know, some guy's tits. That's just the way it goes down. But you also got to do self-care. and cruise ships have some of the best self-care out there. You got to hit the spa. Not only do you hit the spa, you hit the sauna, steam room, and the ice bath. Then you follow up with the juku.

Toll, so refreshing. And the coolest part is you're looking out at the water. It's like this one was right at the front of the boat on top. So you had a full panoramic view of the Osh. And you're in there. you know you're hitting the jaku after just ice in your body you're feeling that inflammation just go way down and he just sweated out all the toxins and he just bond you just bond and it's um I can't recommend it enough it was awesome yeah I didn't get into the ice bath or the sauna I was

thinking about it they had it so many amenities like they were like yeah we do like chemical peels and like dermatology work on here I was like Where is that? Who's doing that? Some guy got a nose job. Yeah, exactly. It was like... Do you see him?

Rick? No. Did it look good afterwards? I mean, he looked like hell, but I told him to send me a follow-up when he's all healed up. It's a crazy time to do it, but hey, no time like the present. Yeah. I was considering it. He got a nice nose.

What's my last thing? My last thing is dancing. There's just nothing like the floor. Motion is lotion and depression cannot hit a moving target. They had some great DJs. They had some great bands. And, you know, that first day when I went up there and they were doing a,

I guess you're just what I needed. I needed someone to please. And then they did some Nelly, you know, like some, they were doing a lot of that Jones and stuff. And I was like, baby, this is unlocking something in me. You know, I'll store tension. I'll store, I'll store bad ideas. I'll store negative thoughts.

And there's just something about moving and grooving that just loosens it all up. You know, like the, it's like when someone's like rolling the fascia, it just breaks up those ideas and those bad thoughts and that negative energy all into like little particles and it just floats off your body. and you just see it dissipate into the sky and you're like, dude, I am free. So yeah, you got to, you got to love the dance floor.

People were very taken with your dancing. Yeah, some of the comedians. I got a lot of comments. No, from like passengers. They're like, do I saw JT dancing. It was inspiring. Thank you. Thank you for saying that.

No, it was like the whole boat. It was like the talk of the town. Yeah, like, I had a nice talk with Best telling the last. She's a great comic and just a great person. She's like, me and Adam said, we like to watch you dance. He seemed very free out there. I was like, I am.

He's a great guy. Yeah, Adam Neuichek. Yeah. What a stud, he got second in the arm wrestling competition. Did he really? Yeah. Oh, damn. And the guy he lost you, Gage was like, he worked in construction.

He said he worked with concrete because I kept asking him questions afterwards. He did not want to be the champ. Like, because we all just kept yelling at him, the whole cruise. He was over, like, arm wrestling chip, but you can tell him and his girlfriend were shy. They were like, stop, stop, stop. I was like, oh, the reluctant powerhouse. Yeah. The guy like him should be king.

I know. He doesn't want it. He's too, he's too kind. God knew better than to put that strength in me. Oh, look at that. Yeah, that was sick. The top deck. Man, we got to do, I want to do one of those every year.

I would like to do it again, too. How do, would you do another, like, comment? eccentric one. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, getting, getting hired to do it too,

it was like, it was the greatest thing in the world because you're like, like they had us host a, a race in the pool and a, with a beard chug. Yeah. And that was one of those moments where I felt really blessed in life. I'm like,

I'm up here with my best friend and we're just yelling at people to chug. It's awesome. And we're in the middle of like the Caribbean. Like, what a gift. Yeah, it was a, I man

what an experience just yelling just what's your name Hannah alright Hannah fucking go get it yeah come on swim

swim and dude I mean and shout out to the I mean it's so great to get into all the comics like Nick Swartson sweetest guy nicest guy

Bobby Lee he's just awesome the king the king but the workaholics guys we know DIRs we've done a podcast virtually with Adam.

We never met Blake. Such sweet guys. And I had a moment, too, when I was on stage with everyone, where I remember in college, I watched Workaholics for the first time, like 2010. And that was like when I was like, I was like, man, I'm going to do something like that,

like comedy. And then on top of that, I would listen to, like, Nick Swartson. I'd listen to stand-up on Pandora. And it'd go through like Nick Swordson, like, you know, Malaney and, but like a lot of the comics we were with. And then being up on stage with them was like such like a pinch me moment where I was like, I can't believe I'm like on stage with these guys now is like kind of like a peer. Yeah.

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We were on the cruise, and I brought up my absentee alcoholic father in front of everybody. Yeah, I remember you. And my question is, how do you stay stoked after having the most stoked week of your life? And you have to go back to your real life.

which is not much, not as much stoked. How do you continue the stoke and continue to stay a preach for just life in general after such a blissful, amazing journey? Thank you. We love you. Dude, I think now the crews brought upon us the circumstances to like really feel that stoke. You're in the sun, you're on the water, you're with awesome people, people are parting, people are laughing, people are having a good time.

It's easy to feel the stoke then. And it brought out an enlightened kind of attitude in everyone. We're like, we're all just one. We're all living on this journey. We're all living life and we're having a good time. And so what I think the challenge for you now is now that you're in real life is to bring that attitude to the office. Bring it to your house. Bring it to your absentee father. Bring that attitude of camaraderie and joy and just endless love. And you can create, you can make

your whole life a cruise. And Chase, I was so brave of you to bring up the stuff that you were going through in life with your dad. You know, you brought it up at our show at our podcast when we were doing the Q&A and you were such a genuine guy. It was such a genuine question. And I was really taken with how present you were when we were talking, talking about it. And then you did something else that I'd like to shine a light on. There was a young woman who was sitting about two seats over from you. And she asked a question about not dating for seven years. And she'd been kind of out of the game. And it almost felt like she was packing it in, you know. That was what her mentality was. And I saw you guys, and you're a handsome guy.

And I said, uh, there's a good looking guy right here. Looks like he brushes his teeth. Why don't you guys smooch? And then you guys kissed. And she liked it. And then you, you went, hold on one second. And you very suavely put your hand behind her neck. The whole crowd was like, ah!

And then he smooched her again even better. And that was sick. And so you're the kind of guy who can get put on the spot like that, moments after being immensely vulnerable about like, you know, the hardest things in life. And then moments later, you step up like a freaking Casanova King, like something out of a movie born in real life. And you just make it happen. So, I mean, I got no worries about you finding the Stoke and real life. I just, you just got to remember who you are. And that's a real guy, a passionate guy and a stand up guy. So you keep doing you,

brother. You're going to be all right. And he told us if we'd come out to the Hamptons, his boys can hook it up with an Airbnb. We've been DMing. He's a good guy. Just what I needed. Hey, my name's Derek. I'm calling in. I have a bit of a predicament, and I could use your guys as advice.

I am going down to a foreign country. I'm going to Salt Paulo, and I'm going to be by myself. Oh. And I'm leaving next week, leaving this Tuesday, next Tuesday. and I don't speak any Portuguese and I know nobody down there and it's all just hitting me and I don't know if you guys have traveled before

or you guys could send some solid advice to be much appreciated all right, okay all right, okay, my. So to recap, he's going to Sao Paulo alone, doesn't speak Portuguese. He's getting a little nervous.

Um, nothing to be nervous about, man. I mean, you know, don't be, if you're worried about, like, safety stuff, just be smart, you know? Don't, uh, trust your instincts. Don't, don't take rides from cabs that don't have like a Maria or don't look official. And, uh, you know, don't go down dark alleys, hammered. Um, but dude, if you're just, if you're more just worried that you're like, not to have a good time, a good little thing to do is hit the hostels. There's always travelers and there's always travelers looking for friends.

And then just have a big open heart and say hi to everybody. Some people aren't going to like you. That's life. But it's a, it's a numbers game to an extent. And the finite game is getting rejected. But the infinite game is that you're teaching yourself how to be with people. So just just go up to people say, hey, how you doing? Where are you traveling?

How's it been? and get those reps and you're going to meet somebody and you're going to meet a buddy and you guys are going to rent a car and it's going to be stick shift and you don't really know how to drive stick shift

but you guys are going to figure it out and you're going to go on a killer hike. Yeah, I think that's great advice. I had some advice and I was actually going to reference the movie hostel so I'm going to stray away from that. Oh really?

I was going to say, don't go to hostel. No, you got to. And meet Eastern Europeans. But you'll be fine, dude. Go to hostles. Hostels are awesome. I've been to hostels.

They're so much fun. I would say, too, something that Brazilians love. And I know this for a fact. You wear a white linen shirt. Big necklace with a cross on it. You have a corona. You put on some aviators.

And you just say family in Portuguese. And you're going to find your crew. Jay, can we look that up? Is it familia? Familia. You just say familiar. Can we get audio on it? Family.

Familia. Familia. How about John Gabris? What a great guy that guy is. Dude, what a legend. Guys, give him a look up and a follow if you don't already follow him. Just a hilarious guy and just an MVP. Yeah, all around.

What up, y'all? I'm Matt 27. from Milwaukee. I just had a question. Need some advice. My dad died about two years ago for some context. He tried to live his life like Charlie Sheen. But anyway, I get together with some of his friends once in a while, and last time I did, this lady made a move on me. I kind of froze in the moment and didn't know what to do or do anything and just ended up going home. But I was just wondering if you think he would be like, hell yeah, brother, and say, do it,

or if he'd be rolling over in the grave, or what? Side note, J.T, I've never heard the song Unwritten by Natasha Benningfield the same since you sang it at City Council gets me stoked every time I hear it. Much love, y'all. Appreciate it. Any advice? Thanks.

Thanks, brother. I mean, dude, you get a chance for some tale. No father's going to be is going to be shaking his head at that. You get a chance at some tail, coog or not, coog or of age,

you know, that's God's way of saying, hey, you got to live. And so, I think your dad would be stoked, and I think maybe you should hit her up. Maybe send her a,

you know, some flowers. And, um, Jersey mics I do largely agree with you I think

if you're in a relationship you shouldn't have sex with other people but if you're single you should probably have sex with as many people as possible don't put pressure on yourself if it's not happening but if you have the opportunity I think it's a fun thing to do

and to the father part of it I think your dad's going to love you no matter what you know he's a free-spirited guy and he liked to put the pedal to the metal. But I think he just wants you to be happy in whatever way you find that happiness. But yeah, I think he'd be stoked if you bound her for sure.

What was he? Was it his dad's friend? I think it was his dad's friend. I don't, I know for certain your dad wouldn't be upset. No. And if he was, it'd be at the friend, not at you. Yeah. I'm trying to think if my hypothetical son boned one of my friends who's a woman.

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minutes. Talkiatry. What up? Hey, uh, if bald people work in a restaurant, do they still need to wear a hairnet? I've seen a bald dude wearing a hairnet in a restaurant before and it was messing with me. don't know why he would do it. Don't know if it was like a sick twisted joke, but let me know. I can't sleep over it. Yeah. They got to wear a hair knit.

I loved it. That guy was real cool. Because the thing, too, is, like, camaraderie. He wants to feel, for him. Yeah, and also, like, if there's a dress code, everybody, maybe someone doesn't have, like, you know, legs. So they're like, oh, I don't got to wear khaki. bottoms. It's like, no, but we all got to look this same. It helps you a spirit of core of the establishment. So it's not really what you want to wear. It's what's required to be worn so that

we're all on the same page and pushing a good vibe. Yeah. And I think, you know, a lot of things went in my head. Can you still get dandruff if you're bald? What's your, you know, if this guy's loathing his dome, probably not necessary, but it could go either way where either he, feels left out because they're like, no, dude, you don't need to wear a hair net. He's like, why not? Or everyone's like, how come he doesn't have to wear one? You know, so. Um, exactly. The rock wears one. The rock wears one. If the rock is wearing a hairnet, everyone should wear a hairnet. Agreed. But yeah, if you're bald, do you loach the dome? Yeah. Oh, you'd probably more so than, yeah, I think you got to.

Like, because you don't want the skin to crack and stuff. Right. Yeah, I mean, it's exposed. I think they're probably doing a ton to their head. Do you think Rogan does it? Yeah, I mean, I feel like with him, he's always trying to get, like, as deep in the system as possible. So I'm sure, like, one of his peptides is, like, how he deals with it primarily.

Masculine dudes don't like going topical, but I'm sure he does something. That's cool. Maybe he dips in, like, beef tallow. Yeah, if he is doing something It's like that for sure I don't think there's like mass produced chemicals on it Okay I got a take for you

Yeah should we get into our takes Yeah All right let's get into so me and chat I've prepared three takes Take it away I think stoners can't be considered chill Whoa They're using supplements

Weed is a chill supplement They're not going out natural This is like baseball players on steroids. Okay, they're using weed to get chill. If you need weed to space out mid-convo, you're a pussy. I came out of the womb, chill.

I didn't even cry. I don't smoke weed. I'm out of natural. You know, people are like, why are you so spaced out? I'm like, because that's who I am. I worked at this. I don't need supplements.

I don't need, you know, I don't need, Bob Marley helps, but I don't need it. That's who I am. I forget shit without weed. But if someone's, oh, dude, first off, yes. Yes. Because then also if you're smoking weed,

is it because you're worried you're not chill, so you're trying to get to a chill place? Yeah. That sounds like anxiety. It's like I need something to get me chill. No, you don't. Would do you, if someone needs Bob Marley to be chill, are they still chill? No.

They need Bob to do it. So any sort of assist is not chill. You need to be able to sit anywhere at any time and be chill without any chill stimuli. Do you worry at all that you being so hardcore is unchill? chill? That's the chillest thing about me. Because I enforce chill. Someone has to gay keep it.

I enforce it. I'm like a chill referee. Someone's just ripping a bong. They're like, oh, dude, I'm so chill right now. I'm like, no, you're not. I have a whistle. And I whistle out of them. I'm like, you're not chill.

I want you to do the same thing, nude with the bongo drums without weed. And if you can still do that, then we're good. If not, you know, if you can listen to Grateful Dead and dance the same way with no weed, then you're chill. Well said. I'm going to go a step further. Fish, not chill.

I do think we're getting to a point where, like, with the inequality and where with, like, the lack of consequences for, like, the Epstein class. people are going to start like killing rich people and if we want to do it if we don't want it to go just like totally haywire where like the whole country is just in conflict I think we're at a point now where we need to ritually sacrifice one billionaire we need someone to just yeah so that we can feel like all right there's some fairness in this shit. They can't keep getting away with this. One of them needs to go down, but we have to pick the right billionaire. If we pick George Soros, half the country is not going to be satisfied. If we pick Elon Musk, half the country is not going to like it. And then we'll just go back and forth killing more and more. We need to kill someone where after we kill them, it's like, all right, the blood lust has been sated. And I think we got to do McKenzie Bezos.

100%. If she goes down, we're all going to feel like, all right, that was enough. that doesn't feel as good as we thought it would. And if we have to do one more, we do George Lucas. I think the country is you really going to feel that. We'll be so sad afterwards. We'll be like, all right, we can move on now. Yeah. And let's, you know, work on boost in housing supply,

getting better health care relative to how much GDP we spend on it. And, you know, just fixing the things that are going to make life better. So you're thinking public execuge? Big time. What do we do with their money? I think they can give half of their money to family. And then I think the other half we use to systematically invest in the S&P 500 as like a national sovereign fund. And we give that money back in checks to just everyday citizens.

I think we should put some of it towards a fat cruise ship too. You know, honestly, it's not a bad idea. But it will be systemized for sure. Dude, great take. Thanks. My family's wondering, are you a cruise guy now? A lot of my friends were saying the same thing in the text thread. They're like JT became a cruise guy.

I don't know. I'll say this. I'm a that cruise guy I mean dude I think the cruise is the perfect environment for you there's dancing up top buffet the buffet is huge

because I just get the burger patties and chicken all day my protein intake was amazing there's a gym the stabs bro I was getting I got 12,000 steps a day I mean you talk about how you love Vegas you love like manufactured fun

I love people everyone I love everyone being somewhere to party I do I think you're a cruise guy I am a cruise guy. But you know what I did like about it? And I wish I could be the one person who could get away with it. I'd love to bring my kids.

Like, it would have been perfect if I could have brought my fiance and my kids. Because, like, even one day when I was dancing, I brought, I had my phone on, like, on the video chat. And my son was just going bananas. Yeah. Like, he loved it so much. Disney Cruise would be fun. But I don't want anyone else to bring their kids. Yeah, that's a good call.

I want to be the only person allowed to bring his children. children. But I might be a cruise guy now. You should do a virgin cruise because there will be no kids on that except for yours. Oh, do they not let you bring kids on virgin cruises? I assume not. I'm down for that.

Except for mine. I'd like to bring mine. This guy's suggesting good billionaires to kill Teal, Musk, Bezos, Zuck. Also, very salacious read. I don't think it's rooted in strong like basis, but, uh, The gay mafia of Silicon Valley article that came out in Wired magazine, that'll grab your eyeballs. Oh, wow.

Look at that. I know. Isn't that a great, like, not a great article in terms of like, this is important, but like, yeah, I'm going to read it. Wow. Look at that. It's like, and they get like quotes from straight guys. And they're like, we're like, are you getting a frigging job, dude?

did in the building they use, the like the Dildo building in San Francisco? That's hilarious. Do you think that building was built by gay dudes to resemble a wiener? Most buildings were built by gay dudes to resemble a wiener. Wow. Good for them. Yeah, I didn't know Tim Cook was gay. Me neither. Okay. Okay. Good. So I did this take on the cruise. I think it's podworthy though. I think it's, it's, it's, it's, there's a lightning rod. This is going to piss off a lot of people, but I got to say it.

Cheesecake is the worst cake. Cheesecake is the worst cake. Cheesecake, carrot cake, get out of here. There's a ton of other cakes that are good. Funfetti. Chocolate. Strawberry short cake. Just straight up vanilla.

Ice cream cake. I'll take any other cake besides cheesecake. I'll take any other cake. I'll take any other cake besides carrot cake. Here are the two things that should not be on cakes. Cheese and vegetables. But someone was like, let's put those on a cake and let's try to convince the general public that's good.

It's not. It's not. It's not. Clip it. It's a clip. I love it. Yeah, cheesecake does kind of suck. You know what's the best part about cheesecake?

What? The razzb. sauce. Yeah, dude. But you put that on chocolate moose cake, you might have something better than you ever had the other way. Dude, is there anything better than moose?

Moose is really good. Moose in a cup is really fun. Very satisfying. Yeah, and a lot of people have been saying this too, and it's amen to you right on the bat. Cheesecake is more like pie. Yeah. No, carrot cake is not fire.

No, it's not. Jake? Jake. You guys don't like carrot cake? I don't like cheesecake. I'm with you on that. Carrot cake, though, is bomb. No, you're not with us.

The best cake. Because we're pure about this and you dip the moment it got hard. All right, we're cutting them all out. They're all gone. They're the enemy. They don't want what's best for any of us. They want us eating bad dessert. I'm not going to live in that country and you shouldn't have to either.

Jake, you're presented with two things. Carrot cake or strawberry short cake. carrot cake all day. Oh my God. What is going on, man? But here's the thing, though. Every birthday I had when I was a kid, I would ask my mom to bring something else besides cake.

I was not a huge cake guy. The only thing I really would eat was like the frosting. I just never was a cake guy. So what would you get? Ice cream. Yeah, mostly ice cream, candy, stuff like that. But the best cake that I've ever had is a, is a pie. It's called Ambrosia pie.

It's a chocolate whipped cream. It's got like a graham cracker on the bottom. It's fine. But my cake takes her assing. Leave it in. I know you're going to want to cut that. Leave it in. My cake takes her ass. That's funny.

That's very funny. Don't, don't you do it, dude. All right, my last take, Ryan Coogler is the best filmmaker a lot. Love it. I watch Creed on the flight home from Tampa. Dude, when Bianca and Adonis first kiss, and he's got beautiful music playing behind it,

and like the cuts are great, he shoots them upside down when they're kissing. It's such a perfect choice. Like, because, yeah, when you first fall in love, it's a little disorienting. And, like, it would have been so easy to just, like, be like, all right, let's get them to lay on the ground here. you know, head towards the top of the frame.

He goes, now, let's just do it up. And he's always making smart choices like that. I have, every time I watch one of his movies, the way he chooses to frame it, shoot it, and show it to us. I'm like, that was just really thoughtful. And the best, I couldn't have thought of that. And you thought of it. And it's really, really good.

And then something else I noticed he does. And this isn't why he's the best. It's just something cool that he does. in creed in Black Panther and in sinners, you'll notice the person who becomes the principal antagonist doesn't collide with the protagonist until about halfway or two-thirds through the movie. Like he mentions them, you see them,

but the protagonist isn't even really aware of them until later in the movie, which I think is like, I don't know, there's something kind of literary about it that I really like. You don't feel like you're stuck in a three-act. structure. It's like you're just kind of watching this world unfold and then

bang, oh, here comes the narrative. And I think that's, it's just smart. It's just very thoughtful, very tasteful. So big ups to the coogs, dude. And then he's redoing the X-Files. Is he really? Yeah. Wow. And he goes, yeah, this one's, this one's

for my mom. My mom loves the X-Files, so I know I got to do it right. He's the coolest guy. His retail politics are insanely perfect. Like everything he's, Every time he says why he's, he's like, I made Rocky, I made Creed from my dad because my dad a little Rocky. I'm making X-Files from my mom. Like, I just want to hug you, too.

Are you the best? I listened to his Amy Polar interview. He's just the coolest guy. He's like kind of nervous to be on there. Yeah. He's just so endearing. He played college football. It's just like, he's just the man.

He's talking about how nervous he was shooting a Black Panther, how he thought he was going to get fired like every day. and then how like Chadwick Boseman was like me you're the director you got this like it's just all very inspiring that's awesome yeah but I bet he'd be a great hang he's the dudes dude there's some guys who are just the dudes dudes yep they just crush it chalamey cougler anthony edwards is there a business guy who rips like that because i want to deviate from celebrity business guy Branson? I don't know.

He's too long in the two. There's too much. He's too old now. He's connected to the Epstein stuff right now. Oh, yeah. Damn. He had to come out. Look, I made a poor decision.

I was not aware of what was happening on that island. We had a friendship, but we were not very close. Yeah, he was a cool business guy right now. Did you guys watch traders? No. what's it on peacock what's the show

it's like it's like a it's like mafia it's like mafia come to life so they walk in they're like hey you 10 are faithful you two are traitors and then like they kill each other

at the end of every episode whoever gets the most votes gets killed off so it's like a lot of gamesmanship and politics that way but the guy who won is this hot dude from Love Island

and he like played a perfect game and then it came down to him and this chick and she had like basically fallen in love with them and they made and she's like we won and he's like I'm a traitor and she's like oh my god no you're not that's for sick but you pinky promised he's like I know I pinkie promised but I'm a traitor wow Lisa Rina's in there yeah so she was a traitor but he got her out Ron Funches is on that Funches was on it he was on it mama Kelsey yeah she was the first traitor oh hilarious but I guess Ron Funches had a tough time on there like

people in the house didn't like him and like the audience was kind of hard on him really yeah the posts have been interesting why he seems like so just sweet yeah i don't know what it is michael rapaport looks like he was taking a pounding yeah so rob got him good he corrected him on how to use the word commiserate which was like porn to watch it was pretty sick but then a rapaport had a bowl of soup and he like no he ate pasta out of a bowl with two hands and putting his his face to the bowl. Let's let's, can we get Michael, can you go to YouTube and go to Michael Rappaport eating spaghetti?

I think Chad's got to see this. I think he'll be very disturbed by this. Yes. Click that. Wow. Is that spaghetti or mac and cheese? Something, some noodle base thing. That's pretty wild.

He's an interesting guy. You know, when I first saw him in Hitch, I was like, really thought he had something. He's a good actor. He's opinionated. Wow. Interesting. All right. Should we call it there?

Yeah. It feels like it was a good app. Yeah. We just end on Rappaport eating. Yeah. All right, Rappaport. Yeah. Yeah.

I think that'll be a good one.