Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 438 - The Bachelor Party That Changed Our Lives

Episode Date: May 6, 2026

The Bros are back and fully loaded up on stoke after a bachelor party weekend! Chad breaks down his favorite moments and talks about the moaning alarm clock. We also take one last ride on spirit airlines to show respect to the fallen. JT opens up about his plan to get more votes for mayor and why he needs more kisses in life. We also take some fire calls and rip a few beefs and babes. AN EPIC CLASSIC SOLO! CHECK OUT OUR NEW YOUTUBE SERIES: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkxsXCzRgw0YnogF0Q-t8o0devtOBPQTZWe are live streaming a fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeepGrab some dank merch here:https://appreeshapparel.com/Come see us on Tour! Get your tix - https://www.chadandjt.comTEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice)Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/Thanks to our Sponsors:HomeChef: The Best Meal Kits! Go to https://www.homechef.com/godeep and get 50% off your first box + free dessert.PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake RohretSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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what's up digital world we are transmitting to you live from soCal this is the going deep podcast the most popular podcast in the socal region excluding the inland empire no disrespect to them i love them but i don't think they love us as much as the coastal towns i mean to start off on negative foot sorry yeah it's all good No, I was a... How are you living? Bro, large and in charge. That's sick. Let me lock in, dude.

Yeah, I'm good. You're good? Good, good. I'm feeling good, dude. Dude, so I, um, uh, coming back from a pretty huge weekend is my bachelor party. It was delightful. Oh, dude, thank you, man. You got a great group of family.

You got a great group of friends. such a good crew and I gotta tell you something dude like when I I was so stoked on everyone there and when I got back I got so bummed because I was like man like and you don't you realize it before but after you're like I don't know if this exact crew will be together raging hard in one location ever again but we will that's right do you know what I mean No. Dude, at your wedding, we'll all be together again. Snap, dude.

But here, okay, I hear you on that, and I'm so stoked for that. But here's the thing, I was like, man, am I never going to, like, be with this crew partying with a blow-up doll again? Am I never going to wake up my boys to play golf with moaning sounds? Am I never going to see Nikki Stacks, our boy, Nicky Stacks? hit when he has two kings on blackjack 20 and that's what really got me where I was like oh

and then I just turned that into a preach I'm like dude I can't just wallow in the sadness I got to show a preach it all comes back to a preach a preach for that crew a creesh for our boys for the camaraderony that we had it was so epic

and like you're saying it doesn't have to end just because I'm entering further into adulthood doesn't mean we can't go be shirtless in Scottsdale and fake hump each other it's coming back again

and the bachelor party set the groundwork for an epic wedding because then I'm coming I'm like there's Chase Money in the bank there's Millhouse there's Jimmy Shimi Woboo there's cow ripping beers dude there's kevin's gonna moan us all awake the morning of my wedding he's so

clutch on a bachelor party he is dude Kevin the schmol cooking food he hooked me and strider up with her room just straight up ledge dude dude dude he's an absolute legend I love that dude so yeah just wanted to share that dude thank you and thank you for helping me navigate that emotional journey and remember that I do have a wedding as well It was a legendary trip and the wedding's going to be all time. Yes. Dude. So I wore my kill the molester sweater to the gym.

Okay. Which is one of my favorite pieces. And then this dude rolls up and he goes, hey, that slogan is lazy and self-congratulatory. You're mistaking aesthetics for advocacy. Your violent framing is totally. unchill and cheap and the whole thing feels like performative outrage whoa and then i thought about it and then i just said get him he's a molester and me and a couple other dudes pin him down wailed on him

i made him eat goat shit that i keep in my gym bag and i feel really good about it like i wear that to bait the molesters and anyone who says they don't like it well then why are you defending molesters unless you are a molester preach you heard that here for dude i'm i'm glad he i'm glad he took that freaking you know um wolf and sheep's clothing down that wolf who is just a sick fuck he's a sick fucking guy dude yeah and we filmed the whole thing too you can put it on the web yeah for sure what are you putting it on i'm putting it on clips just IG and TikTok and just like try and cut it down at 30 seconds. I mean, dude, I think that's the move for sure, but I think you have some serious long-form

potential in that. Like, I take down molester and we beat his ass for 30 minutes. You could get some great sponsors for that. Black Rifle Coffee. Friggin, you know. Kindercare preschools. Yeah, I was going to say Toys R Us, but they're out of biz.

For sure. But kindergarten preschools, that sounds sick. And dude, and here's the thing. Didn't you say that he was also

wearing a male feminist shirt? Yeah, which was another dead giveaway. He came out of me. He thought he was like critiquing me

and I thought about and I was like, dude, those are like interesting critiques even though I don't understand like half of the words

you're thrown at me. But then when I got underneath it and I saw what a slippery reptile he really was. Yeah. Clear indicators

in his eyes. I just said, all right, it's goat shit, eat in time. How much did he eat? He tried to fight back, but he probably ate like three and a half logs. Whoa. Did he chew? No. Sick.

You just swallowed him down? Yeah. Where do you find goat shit? Do you have a goat? No, there's a farm nearby. Oh, nice. In Van Nuys. And you just pick up the goat shit.

I just run by and grab so. Nice, dude. All right, this is apropos. to shout out our sponsor, Miguel's fruit stand on Las Eugenica and Jefferson. Miguel has a great fruit stand. He has really good papaya, really good mango, really good watermelon. He puts tahine on there. And he's not paying us for this.

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Straight or whore moves, I don't even know what's going on. Is it open? Is it not? Who's shooting at who? What is even going on there? I don't know. But let me tell you this, dude. I'm stoked on how chaotic the world is right now.

I'm stoked on it. Inflage, war, housing. It's all gone, belly up. And I'm stoked on it. You know why? Why? Because the world, the media, Mitch McConnell, They all want us to be bummed about it, to be scared, to look at Mitch McConnell and be like, oh, Mitch, Daddy, can you help us get out of this sitch?

But I think we should do something that'll flip it all on these dudes' heads. I think we should look at all these leaders who are muffing up the world and say, dude, I'm stoked on your gas prices. Make them higher. Make them higher, daddy. And then they'll be like, what? What? They won't even know what to do. And I think that reverse psychology of us being stoked on inflage will kind of reshape the way the world is run in a weird way where it'll actually have a positive effect.

Because you know what they say? Hard times make hard dudes. And right now, we're all getting hard. So if we look at our leaders and say, What up? What up? El Presente. What up, dudes?

First off, I'm hard and I'm stoked on inflation. Then I think we're all going to be more stoked in the end. Maybe that'll do some reverse psychology on them where they're like, actually maybe we should like make things easier on everyone. because they're all getting super hard. And we don't, and the leaders, they don't want a population that's hard. No.

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profit they got razor thin margins super intensive cost to do in business strong unions and they're so susceptible to shocks like 9-11 08 financial crisis cost of gasoline covid all these these things will just F up an airline's ability to make some dough. And so I just want to say to all the airlines, because I didn't know you guys all go bankrupt fairly regularly, that like, I'm here for you. I didn't realize you were struggling. I love to travel. It's sick as hell. I didn't know it was such a bogus financial operation. So like, all good that you suck so hard. Like, I travel all the time and like, it can blow. But at the same time, it blows. for you. So since we're all in this together, like big what up. Later to spirit, I didn't respect you

when you're around. And I'm sorry for that, dude. It's like we were opponents, but now I miss that. And I realize how lucky I was to even have you as an option in my life. And so like as JetBlue eats up your gates, I hope you do well with them, JetBlue. I hope you're chill. I don't know who scuffed up that merger. We can blame, you know, buy. in who I think was president and whatever but whatever you do with those gates I get it everyone's going premium seats I guess are they even that premium but you know what you need the money that was super profound of you yeah because like they were like they got me places I think you might be the first person, and it's a good thing in history to be pro airline.

Well, I mean, dude, they're dealing, you know, the gas is expensive. They're feeling it too. Like, we're filling up cars and we're like, this sucks. Imagine filling up a freaking Boeing. Yeah. And you're like, dude, I'm trying to get from L.A. to Miami, which is a sick route. Turbulance is never that bad. You land, everybody speaking Spanish, super exotic.

But that's kind of suck. because I mean that thing's a guzzler. It's probably got like 400 gallons in there. Can you look that up, dude? And Jake just pulled up that spirit had zero fatalities. They were safe, dude. Yeah. They got you where you wanted to go.

And I got to say, dude, great. Like, when you see a spirit plane, the paint job, kind of next level. Dude, a wide-bodied jet holds, 48,000 gallons. Wow. So times that by six bucks. Wow. Good luck, dude.

Wow. That's $300,000? That's how much it costs to fill up a jet? Can you look that up, Jake? Whoa. Dude, how sick is the internet? We just possess all the world's information at our fingertips. Yeah, over $100,000.

Whoa. That's why they're charging so much for tickets. There was like this airline owner at one point who wanted to take out the back seven rows and make it standing room only, right? And have those people be charged $5 for a flight. And the other people in front could pay the regular amount. He was claiming that those $5, that section, would sell out immediately. do you think you could stand on a plane for four hours? Yeah, I'd probably prefer it.

Just because you have like, you know. I like to, I walk around on airplanes and stuff. I like it. I guess the only thing is like what happens when you hit turbulence, but like, you know. Yeah, are you strapped in? That's a good question. I'm not sure. I just watched an interview.

He was getting grilled by these people who were like, you said that you want to get rid of. more seats for standing room. Like, that sounds crazy. They thought he was just trying to cut costs. But I think it might actually be a good idea. And for people who don't have money, you know, like JT said last week, if you need to get to a funeral or something,

this would be a very good option. Dude, you have to fly standing up to a funeral? That's interesting. Do you imagine if you went to Cabo, you had to fly back standing? That'd be rough. Man. I mean, I'd still be so hammered though Oh yeah

And dude, here's the thing On airplanes you can They give us These airlines give us the opportunity Although they frown upon it And possibly prosecute legally You can do Have sexual relations

Whoa Really high in the air I mean they don't Technically allow for it Um But But, dude, I've had an empty row. I've cranked hog.

You jacked off on an airplane? I knew we were good, buds. Hollywood is losing jobs by the second. The industry is suffering. I have the solution. Well, first off, let me preface. They're like, you know, they're like, people in L.A., they aren't working.

Taxes. Newsom. people in LA are not working. I have the solution. Year round, 24-7, MTV Spring Break. It's a lot of production jobs.

Because here's the thing. People aren't watching cable anymore. There's so much content out there that people don't know what to choose. And so all these big Hollywood companies are like, well, how do we even get people to watch our stuff? there's so much content out there, but what's something everyone loves?

Spring break. What's something everyone love to watch? MTV Spring break. I'm talking bikinis, Jack dudes, and Fred Durst blowing up a boat. Every day on TV. MTV Spring Break.

We have Eminem coming out there. In sync is back. Goo Goo Dolls. and then we have Pamela Anderson I still think she's hot we have her come out in a onesie um like she's in Baywatch

and she saves some lucky guy from drowning and she has to do CPR and so he pretends to be drowning and she's given the mouth to mouth then we have Jay-Z come out you know and then we have Nelly come out I mean I'm just saying like I think this will capture

the 25 to to 45 demo super hard. I would watch it every day. MTV Spring Break. Let's base it in Venice. And let's just have a continuous production going. And, dude,

I got a boner just thinking about it. That would be sick. Tyrese. You having a boner all the time would be awesome. Yeah. So I'm just putting this out there to Hollywood, the execs. You know,

make it happen, dudes. that's the solution and we shoot it in L.A.? No, we shoot it in Cancun. Fire. That's so awesome. Great call, dude. Speaking to local politics,

I think I'm going to make it official. I am running again for city council in the city of Burbank in 2026. And last time I got like 2,500 votes and I won't lie, it made me horny. and I plan on getting more votes this time so I'll probably be even hornier

and I do genuinely believe that if you are a good politician which means you are a good leader if you enact change you do deserve things like if I get a dedicated lane for our bus the BRT and I make it where you're able to get from

Pasadena North Hollywood in 10 minutes yeah I want to get my butt lit only if I get the job done but then I want to get butt licks if I upzone our neighborhood so there's more affordable housing and it brings down the rents I want to get my butt licked

if I invest in theater so the locals can deal with losing film jobs and we have another entertainment industry sector that can fulfill those jobs then I'll have musicals to take the girls to who lick my butt. It's a perfect, it's a perfect circle. And there's probably people listening and they're like,

whoa, that's kind of gross. But here's the thing. I also want you to get your butt licked and to go to musicals. And there's a voice in your head right now saying, wait, no, I can't live that life. I can't just get my butt licked all the time and go see Mamma Mia. You can live that life.

And there's your whole, your whole life, people have been conditioning you to believe you don't deserve that. But you do deserve that. Each and every one of you should get your butt licked and go see Hamilton at least once a week. And I want that for everyone. No matter your color, your creed.

And that's my platform. Butlicks and musicals par 26. Sick. And dude, you know what? Loulon Rouge means in French, right? What? Eating ass. That's why you and McGregor did it.

And that's why I do that song from Moulon Rouge, elephant love medley. Who would be better at licking butt than an elephant? Because they just put that funnel right on it. I think a giraffe would actually be pretty good too. For sure. Bad swimmer. Good butt licker.

Yeah. But yeah, you're right. elephant's trunk, just getting in your beehole. You deserve that. Locals, Burbankians. Vote for me. Dude, my dog kind of leveled me up spiritually last week. For real?

Yeah, because I came home, hungover, and I was like, man, did that espresso martini ruin my fuge? Um, if I'd be too hung over to face the world, um, is, is, you know, is, you know, is, um well i'd just be a renaub backwards boner for the rest of my life no i was so in my dome i was like man i i'm i i was i got hung over and i was like dude you suck and then i remembered when i like you said that to yourself i said that myself and i like i remember being at the bar and i was like to this guy and i was like dude what are you into he's like he's like he's like i love the raiders and i'm like i love baseball too and the way he looked at me he was like dude you suck and then And I was hung at the time, I was just like, ha ha, yeah.

But then the next day I was like, I suck. And then I go home to see my dog. And she's so pumped to see me. She's so excited. And she runs out. She like runs in the backyard. She's just looking all around. She's just so stoked to see the world.

And I'm like, dude, my dog never has thoughts like that. She's not thinking about the fuge. She's not worried about, you know, if she said, the wrong thing about the Raiders to a cool dude who was pretty jacked. She's just out there every day being like, dude, I'm out here, I'm pumped on the world, this is sick. And I'm like, that's how we should do it, because our time here is finite. Finito.

And you know, my dog's not worrying about a Roth Ira. she's just pumped to be here in this moment she's you know chasing she's muffing up cats she's smelling chicken she's smelling butts and at the end of our lives at the end of our lives are we going to be like man I'm stoked I worried so much or do you want to be like man

I'm stoked I lived it up every day for sure so thank you to my dog dogs are our greatest teachers have you built out a portfolio for your dog yet like financially yes no

I would get on that you want them to start having assets and you want those assets to mature what kind of assets diversified stocks real estate Whoa

Damn I didn't realize that you're supposed to You have like a A financial Foundation for your dog You have to look after them And if something happens to you You want them

To be secure Right Yeah I would open an account Very quickly Should do dogs Do dogs invest in heavy metals? that business can look good

I mean gold took a little bit of a dive could be a good time to buy that's something to talk to your dog broker about I'm not an expert wow but I do know

I have set aside a security blanket for my pup wow that they'll get when they get to a certain age dude thank you for bringing this to my attention for sure and that brings us to our next sponsor

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So dude, you know I'm just like kind of a crazy badass. You know, and I have that switch. When I flip, there's no stopping me. Like you could be a contender in the middleweight division in the UFC, but if I flip that switch, you're not going to want to be in front of me. You're going to lose an eye. You're going to get a dick in your mouth. It's going to be bad news bears for you.

And, you know, typically I just keep that concentrated on the fellas, typically, you know, because I don't want to be raging on kids or pups or ladies. Those are protected classes when it comes to these. But, dude, I got freaking pissed in my fiancee the other day. What happened? It had been brewing for a while. And finally I had enough. And I just, I banged on her door and I came in and I said, look, I am your husband.

I call myself her husband, even though we're not technically married. But, you know, I got the ring and we got kids. So what is married? And then I looked at her and I said, straight up, I need more kisses. And I know people listen to her like, whoa, that's agro. But I'm not afraid to be an alpha male. and I'm not afraid to get treated like an alpha male. So I said, I need more smooches.

I need more cuddles. That is what fuels my alpha mentality. Yeah. Like you got a whirlbeaten dude who goes out into the expanse of danger and comes back with fruit sometimes. And I said, I can't just do that without kisses. I need smooches. And then she went through her Rolodex of excuses.

Oh, I meant to kiss you this time. But you know, I was starching some jeans. And I said, enough of the bullshit. Start kissing or get walking. I need to feel the exchange. I need to taste your day daily. Now give me my daily brain. red.

And sometimes I want them soft. Sometimes I want them beer. But I want them. I want my kisses. Now pay the kiss bill. I'm so fire. Do you think it has anything to do with you smoking more cigarettes? That's why I'm getting less kisses because I smoke more cigarettes.

Yeah, I think maybe she doesn't like the taste of Marlboro Reds. I'm getting mad. Because I can tell that this guy is trying to get me mad. And I will say to you, Jake, the same thing I said to her, I want more kisses. And that's what you're doing when you make me mad is you're just making me kiss you, dude. So if you want to keep talking shit, talk some shit. But I'm going to come over there and I'm going to put it on you, brother. I'm going to lock lips with you.

And every time I come to this podcast from now on, I want to kiss. send goes for me Jake If you don't get Jake If you don't get Jake T's kisses I'm beat your ass I don't mean to threaten the producer In the middle of the pot And I don't know why I'm taking on this accent

That's your real voice This is real me This is like you know Michael Jackson When he goes hey I'm Michael This is what he actually sounded like Brother You see what you did Jake You brought the real me out

Jake Jake Jake, Jake! Training day. Oh, no, you didn't. Oh, I'm about to put cases on all you motherfuckers. By the way, Jake, how you doing? Yeah, how you feeling, man?

How's life? Life's been pretty good. Can't really complain. He seems good. He does seem good. He does seem good, man. You seem like you're coming into a beautiful phase. Yeah, I think so, too.

I think I'm, uh, life is like a lot of ups and downs, you know, and I think I'm on an incline now. I think I'm headed towards the stoke. Like three miles per hour, 12% incline, 30 minutes. Low intensity, steady stoke. That could be part of it. I've been going for long walks, specifically uphill. Good. The calves are looking and feeling good.

So I think it's just all tying together, you know, like big calves, big heart, big laughs. Dude, that's what it's all about. You know, the stoke journey is it can be a bumpy one. And everyone thinks they look at dudes who are stoked all the time. and they're like, man, they must have always been that way for that guy. But no, the most stoked dudes are the ones who went through a freaking journey. You know, Indiana Jones, he's just not cruising through the temple, you know, just get, you know, just tapping ass and having charcutory. Now, he's going through some challenges and when he comes out the other end, he's stoked and more tan.

And Jake, I can tell that you're at the, at the, at the, at the, climax or you pass the climax into the third act of your stoke journey. You're Indiana Jones with a fire whip and, you know. You're firmly in your dank you ma. Yeah. Guys, this podcast is brought to you by Home Chef, the best meal kit biz in the game. Guys, we all know how hectic life can be, how busy you can get. You know, you got to do taxes.

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Yesterday, Chad and I participated in what could be called a celebrity golf tournament, but fairly quickly revealed that he was a medium who could speak to the dead. And then him and Chad totally connected. Oh, dude. And that became the thrust of the day. I was so stoked when we started talking about that. I was like, wait, what? Dude, you locked in.

I was like, dude. He was like, this might sound a little kooky and he were like, it doesn't, brother. Talk to me,

dude. I love all that stuff. And then it made me realize, like, because I can be quite materialist, you know, where I'm like, dude,

if something's going on in my head, it's probably because, you know, I have some sort of cognitive decline or there's an issue with like my vestibular system. Then I was like, that's kind of bummer way

to think about things. Like maybe I'd be a more stoked dude if like when I felt her ringing in my head, I was like, that's my great. great uncle trying to say what up. Dude, you might have some serious, uh, antennas going to other realms and you just don't even know it because you want to be so locked into this realm, but dude, you could be talking to

crazy ass dudes right now. I'd like to talk to my great uncle again. Yeah. I don't think we got enough time. I also, dude, you nailed it when you said the word realm. That's when you know you've elevated when you start saying. in realms, that's like, all right, we're leaving the boring and we're getting into the cool. I recently wrote in a Tesla and...

Whoa! Teslas might be the newest way to ghost hunt, okay? So basically on a Tesla, there's a screen that shows your surroundings, right? If there's a car that's driving, it'll show a little car. If there's a person walking, it'll show a person walking. And this is on like your dashboard, right? I was in the Tesla. we're in the middle of nowhere, pitch black, all random road, and bodies were popping up on the sensor as if there was people there.

I looked into this, right? And people are testing this by driving Teslas through haunted places? Cemetery, that's the word I'm looking for. Very haunted. Yeah, they're driving Teslas through cemetery and they're getting crazy amounts of people lining up along the sides of their cars. What? Isn't this nuts? Dude, we gotta go do that.

It's time. How scared were you, Jake? I was really freaked out. At one point, the guy who was driving stopped the car to see if someone was actually there. And I was like, bro, hit the fucking gas. Like, we don't need to fucking check to see if there's a ghost. Like, if one's there, let's get the fuck out of here, bro. So you see on the screen it look like a body?

Yeah, let me pull it up real quick. Whoa, I got to check this out. Whoa. Whoa. Oh my gosh. Yeah, so you're just driving, right? And you see what looks to be people. It could be families.

And the crazy thing is Tesla categorizes what it sees. So it could, if it's a kid, it makes it smaller. If it's a grown adult, it makes it taller, bigger, obviously. And I didn't see anything. It was pitch black. There was nothing outside. But on the screen, there was. spirits ghosts

there's something there that was being registered as a human well registered as a human and what do you think that means do you think do you think that there's like tons of dimensions that are here and we're in a one dimension and we can only just like perceive this one

dimension but there's probably humans in other dimensions but existing on the same friggin I don't I don't know what to believe I would like to think there's ghosts and spirits, but like, why would they try and show themselves through a Tesla? I don't know. Kind of weird.

Right. Like pro-dogge? Yeah, like, he could just come knock on my door and be like, yo, chill, you know? But instead, he's going to be on the side of a road, pitch black, midnight. Whoa, or dude, what if they're optimist robots rocking an invisibility? cloak. Holy shit. Let's take a voicemail. What up y'all? This is Smoking Gondge here.

A long time fan calling in. And contrary to my name, I'm actually sober now. I quit drinking and quit weeding and quit everything. And I know Chad has always been kind of an advocate for sobriety. So I just wanted to hear any advice on like natural ways that you guys get stoked. You know, after a long day, how do you chill without

substances. Thanks for the advice, bros. Yeah, peace. Dude, first off, stoked for you, man. I'm stoked that you are sober now and you're enjoying your life. I would say for me, if it's, you know, if I want to chill after, sorry, if I want to chill after a day without like substance free, I'll do one of three things. I'll look at my lady and I'll be like, Baskin Robbins. We going. Number two, let's watch.

What the fuck? What's wrong, dude? Who keeps calling me? Answer it. Speaker phone. Hello? Hi. Go speaker, dude.

Oh, I thought you're going to be. coming from three to four. Two to four. Two to four. Okay. I should be home a little bit after two. What is after two? Like, I hope not two-thirty. No, like two, ten, let me see.

What time's that going to be? I can be there by like two-ten. Okay. All right, thank you. Ghost for aliens. You're okay, bye-bye. Dude, I would have asked him, but I've been trying to get this dude.

to come look at my washer and dryer for like six months. Can I tell you something? That was electric. Don't cut any of that for a part. That was amazing. Dude, did you like his, did he like his, he's like,

what's a little after two? 230. I hope not 2.30. Dude, because I didn't know, I didn't know who's calling. He's like, he's like,

I'm like, what the, who keeps calling me? You know, it's an unknown number. Hello, it's Eddie. Eddie.

Eddie. Eddie, if you're listening to this, I hope you fix this shit, dude, because if not, you know. I bet 100% he's a listener. Chad has been saying for a few days that he was coming from three to four. Yeah. Let me look at my.

So to the listeners being like, hey, don't mess with his schedule. Chad's pretty good at scheduling. I know this because he carries me in that respect. And so I would bet my life that Eddie changed the time. I'll off if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if I'm literally kill myself right now okay dude I am vindicated I am vindicated right now hello Chad this is for appliance repair hope you are well I'd like to send technician over to you to wash to look at your washer and dryer

um Saturday 5 2 between 1 and 3 and I was like sorry Talia I'll be on the batch. I will be drunk and nude. What other times do you have? We have Monday open from two to four or three to five as well as Tuesday also at those times. I said I think Tuesday three to five would be best. Awesome. Thanks. So I've confirmed Tuesday, May 5th between three and five. The technician will call you when he's on his way before the appointment starts. Great. Thanks. My pleasure. I'm not blaming Eddie, but I knew my boy how to you right. And then so you look listeners that were ready to turn on chat right there. Think about who you are, man.

I didn't mean to yell. I'm sorry, guys. Thank you so much for having my back there, dude. All right, to the listener. Dude, I got a place where I can go, bone sober every time, and get my juice going and work out whatever's bugging me internally, and that's the dance floor. I've talked about it on here.

Add infinitum, dude. When I get out on the floor, everything gets into place. Any thoughts I have, better. Disco thorough, dude. That's where I'm transcendental. I just got to get out there and hit it. Feel the beat. And that's the key, man. No matter how old you are, no matter how messed up you are, no matter how much stuff you're going through, if you can just slow down and you can wait for the beat to clock in and you can feel it, move you, you're in line and on time, baby. And that's where the good stuff happens. And you deserve all the good stuff because you're making a sacrifice

Christ right now. You're giving up that easy demon to find your better angel. And we're with you, brother. So go to the dance floor. Feel it out there. Feel all the parts of your life in that, and feel the timeline and feel like you jumbled up in your body, dude, like a freaking athletic cubist. Dude, that was so fire. And you nailed it right on the head. You nailed it right on the body. You get in your body, dude. You get in your body. That's what it's all. all about. You get in the bod. I was kind of being born with ice cream, although I love ice cream, but I think JT is right. Nothing born about ice cream, dude. Yeah, thank you for saying that. I think J.T. you're right, though.

One of the best times that at music festival I had was when I was stone sober, just moving, watching the guerrillas. So go out there and live and just know that you can drive after. That's huge. Up to 10,000 DUI deaths a year. Dude, avoiding the dewy and also knowing that you're going to be able to wake up at 7 a.m. and crush your next day. So on, fellas. This is Tommy from Indianapolis. Calling in, not really because I have a quam or anything, but I just want to know what you guys,

your favorite fruit is. Because I think there's more to life than just simply bananas and apples. I mean, you got star fruit, avocado is even a fruit. My favorite is a pear. I think it says a lot about someone what their favorite fruit is, and I'd be curious to know what your guys are. So thanks for answering the question, and have a good one. Simple for me, dude.

My favorite DJ is Kygo. My favorite fruit is mango. So sick. My favorite fruit is Freddie Mercury? One of the greatest of all time. I love you, dude. Love you. Rest and peace.

Dude, should we do a beef of the week? Yeah. What's your beef? My beef of the week. My beef of the week is with Hertz, rent a car. Fire. And just notifications in general. I know I booked a rental with you.

I know I booked a hotel. I know I booked a flight. I know I booked a salon appointment. I know I booked, you know, a jacuzzi time at the jacuzzi shop you don't need to send me 15 texts to remind me i know and if someone doesn't know maybe they're not really going to respect the confirmation so i'm just saying to all corporations stop letting me know about something i know i did if you want to notify about me, notify me,

have Eddie call me and get the time wrong and then make me feel like an asshole. And then I'll double check and be like, actually, I did have the time right, but Eddie's still legend. Yes. Perfect. Perfectly said, dude. Fucking A man. Thanks,

brother. I'm proud of you, dog. Thanks. Dude, my B for the week is the Tud's The tug my phone does on my brain when I'm so supposed to be present with some other thing. So like literally, I'll be squared up talking to it, dude. And he'll be like, yeah, like me and my wife are getting a divorce. It didn't really work out.

It was complicated for a lot of reasons. We were struggling for dough. I was on the road a lot. I have a female friend. And then I'll just feel my brain be like, dude, check your phone. And I'm like, dude, now is not the time to just watch a hilarious video of a dude hitting his wife in the head with a pool noodle and her being unable to clamp it. But my brain's like, you should probably watch that right now. And he's like, I don't know what we're going to do.

Like we have a kid. I kind of want to move to another state. I don't know if that's possible. And I'm like, dude, I could just love an Olivia Dean meme right now of a dude just singing her song, man, I need. silly circumstances. And then I'm like, no, dude, lock in. And I can't. Like I end up checking my phone when this dude's like,

hey, I'm probably just going to let her have the kid and I won't see him that much. I'm supposed to be locked in for that. But I'm not because I just, the tug, bro is so strong. It's like I got a boat in my head with a rope around it just pulling me to my phone. And dude, the videos are hilarious. Dude, I mean, the videos you brought up are, I was like, while you were talking about that, and this speaks to your beef, immediately in my dome, I was like, I need to go watch that video right now. And then the problem is I get so tugged out of the conversation that then I come back and I'm like, dude, watch this video. And it's a clip of Leonardo DiCaprio on Inception being like, if I could do this, even if I could do this, I would need a guarantee that you could deliver.

how do I know I can trust you and then I forget the actor's name but the dude from Last Samurai he goes, you don't and then the title is when your kid wants a toy from Toys R Us but you want to make sure

they're quiet after. I showed him that video when he was talking about not seeing his kid anymore because the gentle tug of the phone got me so adrift from the reality I was in do you feel what I'm saying here dude? 100% yeah I mean as you keep talking

talking, you're espousing this knowledge, this great point about, you know, what the, um, the attention economy has done to our attention. And, and I'm bankrupt, dude. I'm in a full attention recession. And every time you bring up a video, my brain automatically is, you're talking. And I, in my mind, I'm like, you know, thinking about Olivia Dean, like, you know, and I'm thinking about, you know, I'm thinking about here just like what she'd look like naked. And I'm thinking about Leo saying that to Ken Watanabe. Dude, Ken Watanabe, bro. And I'm like, I need to go see these things right now.

But that's not how we're supposed to operate. I should be here right now hearing your beef. Yes, dude. But Olivia Dean is just in my viz. She's taking over. The vids are so good. So good. Can I kick us off with a babe?

For sure, dude. Kick it off. My babe of the week is Mexicans. Happy Cinco to Maya. I want to shout out all my Latinos and Latinos. I grew up in Iowa, a very, you know, not diverse place. But one thing I always did was had a Corona on May 5th. So shout out to the Mexicans.

Hell yeah, dude. And that is not racist. I just like Corona and Mexicans. Yeah. No, I was like the opposite. You made it. Dude, honestly, you kind of made it. racist by saying that because before then

it was literally the opposite of racist which is crazy dude dude my baby of the week yesterday was May 4th may the 4th be with you

my baby the week my baby the week yeah dude My baby the week is Star Wars. Dude. I mean, say what you want about what has happened to Star Wars from 2014 on.

Debatable, except for Mandalorian. But did? Those first three? Incredible. They brought you into a whole new world with lightsabers, metal bikinis, and big slimy slugs that were really tough negotiators. Talking about Jabba the Hut. And then the next three came out in the early 2000s,

not well received initially. And I will say I never watched Phantom Menace or Attack of the Clones. Not a fan except for the time when Padmay gets her midrift ripped off during the battle, dude. Oh, dude. Yes, dude. And the Revenge of the Sith, I love Annikin's flow in there. I love the lightsaber duels, especially Anakin and Obi-One. Although what happens to Anakin and his flow, spoiler alert, it's tragic, he gets his dong burned off and his flow.

And his flow. Star Wars, I will always watch a new Star Wars movie except for the Disney series ones because I'm like, I don't need a story about droids. Whoever pitched that, actually, I'm not trying to be negative here, but whoever pitched the droid show should be put in a full Nelson. But the first six Star Wars, as a kid, made me so happy, transported me to a world, and brought lightsabers in my life, which just so, it just gets me so amped.

Eternally grateful. dude my babe of the week I gotta go with water dude it hydrates us it can help us go from place to place and

we can swim in it and surf it and surf it it's got so many different uses and then outside of the uses it's just sick. I can think of almost no other thing

that provides as much. And as it stands today, my children are learning how to swim and watching them just straight up frolic in the water, it's a cosmic delight. Like there is something so natural about just that splish splash.

I freaking dig it, dude. And, you know, maybe I'd kind of forgotten how much I love water. But water, you're a babe. And dude, you know, I almost feel guilty because I feel like you're more the water guy. Oh.

Because you shred. You shred and you drink it. You do. But you rip jet skis. I do rip. Jedskis. Thank you, man. You dance.

I do dance and there's water there too. I think you, I gotta say, I think you jaku harder. Bro, that's pretty even. That might be 50-50 between, it could be a toss-up. But yeah, just water. Like, thank you.

Thank you for everything. Someone in chat said, can you try and describe the taste of water? I would say it's not a flavor as much of a sensation. And when you drink water, you feel whole. Like just imagine you're like an empty machine. And then when you pour in the water, all the volume gets filled up. Fuck, dude.

The fuck is that. That's fucking perfect is what that is what that shit is. shit is. Water's literally fucking perfect. And then we have dudes out in the world being like oh fuck this, fuck that, fuck this shit. Fuck that shit, bro. Drink water.

Dude. I'm gonna say something and I think it might be a great ending thing to say. Water tastes like a butt after Mama Mia. Boys