Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 441 - WE GOT ROASTED ONLINE

Episode Date: May 27, 2026

The bros are absolutely firing today! We dive into why sober Vegas might secretly be elite, tankless water heater propaganda and why John Wick is the perfect airplane movie. Chad talks about getting cooked online for his memorial day workout form and explains why China might actually be good for America because it keeps us locked in and studying. We also go deep on Alex Cooper and the daddy gang. JT explains the dangers of sloppilism and talks about why he cruises into the pod with his windows down jamming out to MGMT. We also take a call from Cadatonic from reddit about improv. The bros get super REAL about the direction of the pod. This is an all timer with just the bros jam packed with loads of stoke and love. CHECK OUT OUR NEW YOUTUBE SERIES: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkxsXCzRgw0YnogF0Q-t8o0devtOBPQTZWe are live streaming a fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeepGrab some dank merch here:https://appreeshapparel.com/Come see us on Tour! Get your tix - https://www.chadandjt.comTEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice)Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake RohretSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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the most popular podcast in newport beach i'm here with my compadre jean thomas what up boom clap stokers um my rhythm was just totally metronomed boom clap stokers dude i felt i felt i felt off in my in my intro i was like i was like why are you talking weird you know you know What, dude, we haven't seen each other in a few days. So I think we're just reconnecting. Yeah. And that's why it feels like we have meatballs in our mouths. Dude, yeah.

Just friggin. Mama Dees. Pinocchio. Hell yeah. Damn, I didn't have another one to go. Dude, it's fun. Splash mountain. Oh, dude.

Dude, so I was in Vegas over the weekend. I was sober the whole time. Nice. I was sober the whole time in Vegas. And you know what? I think it's better. In what respect? Okay, so usually when I go to Vegas, you know, hop off the plane, pop open a bottle of hooch, start downing Red Bull Vodka's.

And, you know, I'm fist pumping at the nightclub, Zook, chatting it up with my boys, telling everyone, like, I love you. I love you so much. and then the next day I come to in the lobby looking for my shoes and my keycard. Like I didn't even spend the night in my room. I spent the night in my lobby, which was sick. Objectively. It was epic. And, but the thing is, I don't remember those good times.

And this time I was crushing fat Diet Coke's and just I felt like I had, the whole world. Like the world was my, my clam. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And I was just like, you know, I was, I was trying sush. I was trying different restaurants. I was chatting it up with the concierge. I was freaking, you know, and I was like, I could do anything in that. I could go see Chris Angel be a freak and I could go see Wayne Newton if he's still alive. Or I could go see pen and teller just do some magic you know i could do anything i can also hit the craps table and maybe win money you know what i'm saying dude absolutely like when you're drinking it's an inch wide and a mile deep but when your sobs it's like you can see the whole veranda

yeah it's fire word yeah it was it was uh and i was like dude i could even three in the morning I could go shoot a gun I could literally go shoot a gun yeah the options are so endless so why limit what you're capable of there's so many yeah there's so many things I could have done I could have you know gone to the strip club not that I would I love you babe

um but I could have gone to the strip club you know smacked a booty oh not that I would sorry babe um I could have gone to the strip club I had spaghetti um gone to top golf, gone to the sphere, when shot guns, gone on the roller coaster at New York, New York, gone on the little tramway from MGM Grand to all the other, like the Luxor, gone to King Tut at

the Luxor. I could have done all those things in one night. Dude, and it's like when we were growing up, Vegas shifted its modus operandi from being about debauchery to being a family destination. and that's when they increased the activities. They were like, hey, you can do all the aforementioned stuff. And then there was like a backlash towards that. And people were like, no, this is Sin City. You should be doing stuff here that's like kind of elicit

that you wouldn't be doing back at your crib. In my personal estimation, I think the best part about Vegas is the family fun. It's the roller coasters. It's the shows. It's the top golf. Like, where else do you get that bevy of options? Nowhere else. That's right.

And so if you're just going there to get sauced, hey, all power to you, but you can actually do that at home. Dude, Hundo P. That other stuff? That's only in Vegas. Sick. Yeah. Dude, that just fired me up.

That's a cool thing about being sober there is like you can do so many things that you can have so much life experience in a night and remember it all, retain it all. And guess what? Danny Ocean didn't take down the Bellagio vault because he was crushing Red Bull Valkas. All those dudes were sober. They were sober in Vegas crushing it. Brad Pitt looks super hot. And dude, not to be a devil, but are you ever really sober?

Whoa. Expand. Well, I mean, because you're always sauced up on Stoke. Oh, dude. I preach. Dude, I did not see that coming, but thank you, dude. Yes. Like, you might already be lit up. Oh, dude, yeah.

I mean, think about that. Like, my brain is just like, it's just firing extra dopamine. And, dude, let me sneak dog in a little bit of a dis because I'm uncomfortable with how sweet I just was. Yeah. You also don't have that good of memory when you're sober. Dude, I don't remember shit. I don't even remember what I did in Vegas this weekend.

But you could remember Exactly Yeah So what I do in this Vegas In Vegas this weekend? I don't know But I know I had a good time And dude

On the flight back I was in the airport Everyone looked miserable They were just And I got port of subs Gave like the deli person a pound I was like dude thank you Here's a tip

And then just Frigin got on the plane And watch John Wick Which John Wick did you watch three Parabellum because I I watched one I did I every two months I watch every John Wick in order the first 30 minutes of number three

just like The knives Dude Hallie Berry absolutely the knives Dude there's a scene there's a part in parablem where Hallie Berry they're in the desert And she Fake hands in a bottle of water

She's like you're going to need this hands in the bottle of water he grabs it she pulls back drinks it swishes it around in her mouth and spits it back out into the bottle and that was supposed to mean like a dis or like kind of like a you know i still remember what you did to me john wick so you know suck it but dude if she had done that to me instant boner for sure the whole time once you mentioned hallie berry and her fluids being accessible my brain went black Mm-hmm. Sick.

Yeah, Haller, if you're watching. I mean, Miss Mary. Actually, we're taking men, but in a different era, maybe, you know what, just cut that, Jake. She could watch. I let Hallie Barry watch me with my chick. Oh, dude.

Did you put Hallie Barry in the cuck chair? Put her in the cuck chair, he did? You're never getting this as I barely gyrate. Lots of smooches. Oh, dude. Sick. Dude. I got a fat two-parter.

My water tank busted. Whoa. I went to give my kids a bath. No hot water. Let it run for 10 minutes. Sometimes it takes time. But... Wait, your wife's not pregnant again.

No. Oh, I thought An actual tank, not her water Oh, no, dude Oh That'd be hell of suspicious If I was hiding that from you Yeah, I was like, wait a second

I'm embarrassed, dude, I can't stop knocking her up Dude, that'd be sick though Sorry, that I mean to interrupt you No, that was funny, dude My brain is just like so Like, it's like a building But it's like two floors here And it's like nine floors over here

Um Yeah, our water tank busted So I went over and I investigated with the help of the internet. And I was like, all right, it's beeping four times. It might just be overheating. Let it cool. Turned it back on. Nah, dude.

Thing was totally dead. Check the serial number, 12 years old. You're supposed to replace them every 10 years. Like time to call the plumbers, dude. First guy comes over. Gives me way too fat of a quote. I wait till the next day. New guy comes over.

Gives me way too fat of a quote, but less fat. Then I negotiated. I was very proud of myself, dude. brought them down a G just off the rip, had them boost up the warranty. Dude, nice. I was ripping. But here's the thing.

We're at a technological inflection point when it comes to water heaters. If you bring someone over to replace it, they will encourage you to go tankless. It's more expensive, so they probably make some more money on it. But also, it's better for the environment, 30% less gas.

And if you live in California, we're always pushing in that direction. And they sweeten the deal if you go with the tankless water heater, SoCal gas will send you a $1,500 rebate. So you get that money back. But here's my beef. Why doesn't SoCal gas just do that with the vendor

and then just make the water heater $1,500 bucks less? Like they're doing that because they know lazy bros like me who hate nothing more than having to mail or email won't send it in and they'll get to pocket that 1500 bones. Motherfuckers. I want to come up with a phrase for that. And that's a,

giving me a boner, but making me wear compression shorts. Whoa. Damn. So I still went with the tank list because I'm like, hey, let's get into the future. So I'm going to get the $1,500 bucks back from SoCal Gas.

And I get the $600 tax credit at the end of the year. Nice. I did. First off, drops to your financial wizardry, all that knowledge you just dropped on me just exploded my dome. Really? Yeah. Dude, very excited to explode your dome.

And dude, your knowledge of city, of city logistical infrastructure or of minutiache is just next level. Oh, man, I feel like I'm behind the ape ball. So you're making me feel like I can stand tall and be a man. Yeah. But dude, the second part of this thing, the rejoinder, I call people up, right? I call my stepdad, Greg. I call a contractor who lives down the street island. I'm like, yo, do I go water tank or do I go tankless? They're like, dude, wave of the future, better for the environment.

You got to go tankless. It only heats the water when you turn it on. I'm like, that sounds sick. And then I go, but what do you do? And I go, oh yeah, we got a water tank. Whoa. three different people told me go tankless all three people use a tank tankless apostles dude it's a syndrome and it exists very robustly in

California where people will say dude you should do this but then you get under the hood and you're like you're not doing this and they're like yeah but it's better if you do yeah that's like um that's like when people like are like hey you should stop using you should stop flying um because it's gonna hurt the earth and i'm like well how'd you get here like oh i own a g4 and i'm like um that's so sick and that was just a flex for the one time i talked to leo decaprio so sick he's so sick but it was literally me just grilling him being like what did you do to get here he's like i flew and asked for a rip of his vape and i was like hey leo i heard you do uh i heard you rip your vape while doing doggy.

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what do you say we hop in the Rav 4 and knock boots and she goes let's watch Wuthering Heights first and dude we did and the Noggin nourishment

from this art house film put me on Beaver Patrol what is Beaver Patrol I got so horny because I was like, wow, I'm consuming you know, really fine art. And I was like, babe,

keep giving me some art house cinema and just dangling, uh, boning as the carrot on the stick so that I can keep expanding my dome and getting horny at the same time. Bro, so true. It's two tracks. it's horny and it's weird and when you combine the two that's highbrow yeah which is super erotic

which if you think about it means you want to bust you just blew my mind trying to blow something else oh and dude yeah so um uh and so afterwards i was like i was like babe that was great um you know i'm ready to friggin cork some cooge bro stay on that say that again and say it with authority and afterwards i was like babe that movie was great i'm ready to quirk some cooch and she's like i'm tired and i was like for sure but tonight we're watching manchester by the sea trying to get her in the mood you know that's the movie where kisi afflick plays a working class lovable guy who makes a mistake that most of us can relate to he just parties too hard he goes out to get some beers and when he comes home he just

left like the cover off the fireplace. And so the whole house burns down and two of his children die. And so he has to live with the shame and guilt of his mistake. And the story is really, can he ever get to a repaired enough place to even function as a human? So yeah, dude, I think you're going to be fucking tonight. Bro, your self-awareness over what you need and what's going to improve you is so firing me up and also making me horny.

There's a contagious effect here from you. Your desire to be sapiens sexual and my desire to just fuck. Dude. This is the most profound podcast of all time. We're hitting it. Dude, bring up the chat real quick, Jake. I just need to decelerate for a second and get my linguistics back in order. Because as I chase these comedic highs, I'm losing track of just my regular soul.

All right, everyone's doing good. Cream Jeans, I love you. Dark Tinkle Dude You can just tell Dark Tinkle is a legend dude 60 seconds is solid

Dark Tinkle Why do you call yourself that I'm dehydrated So when I was in high school we used to have to do a dehydration test for wrestling right They would make you pee in a cup

And depending on the color of it, they would allow you to participate in wrestling or not. Some of my friends' piss was literally so brown that they couldn't wrestle that year. Whoa. Right? Why? Why? Basically, I guess if your body doesn't get any water, your piss just turns brown and you're cutting so much weight that you don't want to drink water. Damn.

Right. Yeah. So, like, one of my friends who was like a really sophisticated wrestler who's been doing it his whole life, he had. tactics to get around it. He would cut like three weeks ahead of time and then two days before the water test he would just fucking down a shillot to like Gatorade, electrolytes, things to make his piss yellow.

Pedialite. Yeah. That's crazy. Do you think wrestlers are going to start using GLP1s? Oh. Maybe. That's a good bit. You could do that into something.

I think they probably will. It does make it hard to work out, but at the same time it's nice to be lean. Can you go on an OZEPIC for like two weeks to cut? You might be able to. I think it works pretty quick. That's hilarious. Sloppulism is the biggest problem in America right now.

Sloppelism is basically when a performer or a politician just starts saying something that's popular that they know will get people fired up, mad, feeling aggrieved. And so they'll be like, hey, it's all somebody's fault. whether it's like data centers or immigrants or the OKC Thunder. And so they'll just be like, hey, this is the main problem and we're getting screwed and we all need to be on the same side here. But they forget about something called nuance. They lose total track of just how complex a lot of issues are. And a lot of the times their solutions are unfeasible.

And to me, this is the biggest issue in America. And I'm tired of it. And if I feel like if you're tired of being manipulated like I am, we all need to link arms together and stand up and say no more of this dumb populism. Like we need to link arms and say whether you're black or white, whether you're dude or chick, whether you're tall or short. We need to come together and defeat this enemy. and if we do that, America can finally heal. America can finally be the country we all want it to be if we just fix this one problem, sloppylism.

It's so true, dude. You know, everyone wants to blame something. Everyone wants to be mad at something. Everyone nowadays just wants to be like, things aren't as good today as they were back then. did it connect that i was doing the thing i was attacking whoa i think so did that connect for you jake dude i'm stoked on china i'm stoked on china you know trump went to go see um jingping recently and everyone all the time they're like they're like you know we have to beat china you know

what we have to you know China we can't have war with China everyone's worried about what our relation with China but I think we should be stoked on China because they're a good rival they keep us accountable you know we're because America you know we've been the top dog for so long and I love that I love being the top dog but when you're top dog and you don't have anyone challenging you, you get sloppy and lazy. And we got China over here being like, dudes, you better shape up or we're going to overtake your ass. You know? And so every time in school or even lately, I'll think about China and I'll be like, oh, I got to study math. And I think nowadays, you know, people are worried about like U.S. education is at an all time low. And I think

we need to bring some Chinese kids over. You know how in school you'd have drug addicts come to speak to you about the dangers of doing drugs? Yeah. I think we should have Chinese kids come to the U.S. and clown on U.S. kids for being so dumb.

And then that'll make them want to learn more. That's genius. Thanks. Dude, you got to be fearful of being a unilateral power. And, dude, your enemy is oftentimes your best friend because of that motivating aspect. Yeah. Like, dude, when Jimbo stole my car senior year of high school,

I was hyper embarrassed, and I was like, this is going to suck. Like, everyone's going to think I'm a bitch, and they did. So that motivated me to throw a ton of parties that he wasn't invited to, so everyone wouldn't think I was the man, which they did.

Dude. Because the parties were lit. And that's an important lesson you put in there, too, is that you can't let the enemy defeat you. No. You can't be like, oh, they're better than me. I'm going to go, you know, I'm going to go move to Redondo.

It's not an option. It's not an option. You got to be like, all right, I got to find the strength within me to fight back to freaking counter jiu-jitsu them. And for me, right now, how am I fighting back against China?

I'm taking algebra classes. That's straight warrior shit. Thanks. Dude, do you think Alex Cooper betrayed sluts by deciding to have a child? She's prega. She announced last week. Yeah. What do you think?

You know, initially I was a little bit taken aback because she has been vocal at different times that she didn't want to get married, which she is now, and that she didn't want kids, which she is now. But at the same time, should someone be boxed into a point of view that they had when they were young? Like isn't the point of your youth to be a bit more provocative, especially when you're trying to puncture a competitive media landscape? I mean, I wouldn't want to be held accountable for the things I thought when I was 12. It's like people change. That's the purpose of life.

So we should give her space for this transformation. And then people say, oh, well, she misled her audience into living a life where they give away their prime years of child rearing to be a whore. I'm like, dude, that's just called life. we're supposed to go through these challenges we're supposed to learn from them we're supposed to decide what we really want and do we realize we're more like our parents

than we thought of course but why are we criticizing this person for just going through natural development to me the trad wife commentary is just jealous that she got to have it both ways she got to be a slut and she got to get the dude and the kid

dude I think you're spot on I think you just nailed it. And on top of that, my first, I had a similar reaction to learning that just now, first gut punch. And then as you were speaking, I was like, dude, you're so right. And also,

there's something so hot about a mom who gives the gluck gluck, gluck five thousand. No, say that for real. There's something so hot about a mom who gives the gluck, gluck, gluck, 5,000. Amen, dude. And a boss bitch who does the 3-2-1.

Like, I don't think daddy gang should be discouraged by that. I think they should be inspired. Go for the mountaintop. Dude, this whole revelation took me from unwell to well. And look, that's not to say that the announcement coming at the same time that Sophia was on her bachelor party wasn't suspect. And I'm definitely not giving a pass to sexy Zoom man. Like, he's still under inspection.

But just to the Alex Cooper of it, live your dream, whatever those dreams may be. Dude. I'm going to throw this out there, too. Just to put my tinfoil dink on, there's been a lot of chatter about her beef with Alex Earle, right? And, you know, Alex Cooper, there's. There's chatter about her husband, being a mean being a mean boss, boss and people around at the unwell office, you know, and then her being accused of being a mean girl. And a lot of people were going on on Alex Earl's side. And now this pregnancy announcement, kind of suspect, too.

Look, could she be doing it to deflect? 100%. She's capable of that. Yeah, maybe I'm pissed. Sorry. No, I'm mad at her now. you don't deserve to have a kid you were a slut

that means you always have to be a slut you can't just decide to have a family at some point rules or rules clip that send it to her who do you think you are when you were 20 you said you'd like to blow guys and now you just want to blow one guy

nah you don't get to do that Alex you made a commitment this is like being in the mafia right there's no merit to there's a blood oath you got to keep blowing everybody you think because I'm engaged now I stop blowing guys

wait no I never stopped blowing guys Chad never stopped blowing guys this is what I meant yeah dude it was a major betrayal of the sluts by Alex Cooper did you rip some some daddy gang

Lingo. Lingo. They're real quick. That was cool. Oh, thank you, dude. What, you said, Daddy Gang, what was the other stuff? Oh, the 3-2-1. What's the 3-2-1? I think that was like, I don't know for sure. I just did some diving into it this past weekend. I think that's like an order of sexual positions she thinks that's best to like finish it off with.

Oh, really? I was thinking ass to mouth. This podcast is brought to you by Easy Rider. Liquid gold. The best beer in the biz. I love Easy Rider. We got Fourth of July coming up. Just had Memorial Day.

Summer is here. You want to cool off with an Easy Rider. Well said. Okay, so dude, I did a Murph workout for Memorial Day. Shout out Lieutenant Murphy. You're a patriot. Thank you. I posted a video on my story of me doing squats.

And immediately got roasted online. you know comments like nice form idiot um you're not going deep enough you're a bitch and i was stoked on it really yeah you know why look at that yeah i mean i was not really wait go back that is people were clowning on go to the squats people were clowning on that super hard they're like that's like that's i'm in squat are you serious That's exceptional. Are you for real? Your range of motion is phenomenal.

Dude, thank you. Dude, those are legit the best squats I've ever seen. Are you for real right now? Yes. Dude, thank you. Well, case solved. But you were stoked on the hate? Yeah, because...

How did you manage to get stoked on the hate? Well, accountability is important. When we become adults, We're so at risk of becoming isolated beings. We go to the gym, we put headphones in, we work out alone. We drive to work alone. We, you know, do all these things alone. When you're in high school, when you're growing up, when you're in college,

you got your boys, you got your older brothers keeping an eye on you, keeping you in check. And I was like, this is how we should use the internet. Positive accountability. not calling people out, not making people, you know, not like that kind of stuff where you're trying to put people down, but just being like, hey, bro, your form is off. Hey, bro, the new hair transplant surgery. Pretty obvious.

Maybe that'd be too mean. Hey, bro. Maybe just for squats. Maybe you just say it like this where you're like, hey, bro, do new hair transplant? Not that obvious. but then they're like but then how did you know

I got a hair transplant? Whoa. And they're like oh my bad. Smart. Dude, I want to celebrate your squats. I think there are some of the best squats I've ever seen. Can we pull them up again? No, dude, don't do it.

I think they're so good. And look, I've felt the weight of internet derision. It's heavy duty. But this is not the place for it because you are, you're optimal. They're saying my pull-ups weren't high enough either. Nothing about my push-ups.

Some guy was like, you're a bitch, get deeper, get your chest to hit the, you know, I got cloned on for every workout I was doing. I mean, dude, those squats look phenomenal. I was going too fast. I got clown on this weekend on the internet because I did a prepper bit with an older lady and she totally cooked my ass. People say she prepper mugged me.

She just had way more depth of knowledge and just was way more confident about surviving in a post-apocalyptic world. And people were like, this is her page now. And I felt totally punked, totally just serrated. And it made me angry. But at the same time, I was like, I probably wouldn't have talked about it on here

and been vulnerable about just getting dunked on by that lady. If you had not first spoken about your vulnerable moment, it. So like maybe the internet's against us both, but at least we're in it together. Thanks brother. And two dudes being real with one another, he's stronger than a bunch of haters on a fake ass, just platform, just spewing, you know? And we were trying stuff. You're trying to be strong. I'm trying to be resilient. And of course people are going to clown and be like, oh, you're a soft-ass bitch. You're not as good as this guy. You're not as good as like the version of whatever we think you should be, even though we don't even know what version you are the person saying this, you know?

Mm-hmm. But we're right here. Dude. Now, whenever we get, if we get those comments, I'm just going to send them back a photo of my bottle. I mean, do they even deserve that, that gift? To them, they'll take as an insult for me. To me, it's a gift. Yeah, even if they fire back and they're like, dude, what the fuck is this?

Like, this is a kind gesture. I'm being vulnerable with you. Like, if you think about it like that, sending someone a picture of your butthole, probably the most vulnerable thing you could do. Mm-hmm. 100%. You're basically saying you can rate me.

I don't know why that made me laugh. It's really funny. Oh, it is? Okay. It's really funny. It was too much. No, no, it's hilarious. Okay, good.

I appreciate your deadpan. Your deadpan was hilarious. Yeah, if you want to rip it again, it's really funny. Okay, okay. like and maybe you want to keep the break let's just leave it all leave it as it is yeah

but it's good we had the conversation around it I think the stokers will appreciate how thoughtful we are um dude should we do some calls yeah stok lords chad j t jake

this is the artist catatonic CAD calling from Detroit area unfortunately I call it a beef as much stoke as the boys supply me there's something that Take up my stoke away.

Improv. As much as I love, like skits and bits, like town halls, jiu-jitsu coaches. I hate improv. That's all I got. I love you guys. Have a good one.

Dude, so real. And I just got to say, I am 100% on your side. I hate improv. I find it gratuit. um lacking clarity and sharpness and is totally indicative of our self-involved society and i'm making an earnest commitment right here that if you don't like improv you should listen to this podcast because we're an improvless space this is just about being real and saying what's in your heart and not

chasing the funny dude because we don't chase anything other than uh um no it will chase it anything yeah catatonic um what j t said dude um bro you like barely improv that that was fire that was the best thing you could have done right there that was me being straight up dude i appreciate you calling in putting yourself out there like that voice in your opinion um and guess what dude you know i saw the reddit thread what?

I saw it. What happened? Kattaics started a Reddit thread saying he doesn't like the new direction of the pond. Where we're just being super real? Yeah. Or did he think we were doing improv a lot? I think he thinks we're doing improv. Oh, wow.

That's crazy. Because, yeah. All right, well, I might switch up my original answer then. Look, Katatonic, here's the thing. you're probably right because that's how you feel so of course you're right but also

there's other people who are right who didn't like the other direction of the pod and the real truth is we just don't like change anytime something switches up we're unhappy about it but you have to give time for new things to become what they should be

and that process can be a little bit challenging but trust the journey dog if we stayed the same way all the time we'd be like that 12 year old girl and inside out clinging to her identity as it's crumbling, which is a hard watch.

It's better to just let things die and be reborn. And imagine what we can build in the broken places. It can be a tower so gorgeous and eco-friendly that we can all live in it sustainably forever.

And that's not me improvving, dude. And dude, catatonic too. I'll tell you this straight from straight from the heart. this is the most fun I've had doing the pod in a long time bang taking it back to the roots there it is that's real you know we come in

we come in with these talking points that for me it fires me up I'm having a ton of fun and I understand where you're coming from but I think for us we got to come in juiced ready to give you guys pot and you know getting back to the roots of like where we started from Dude, I've been having a blast, so I appreciate you voicing this out,

but just coming from me, I'm having a lot of fun doing it. So I hope you can start to have more fun on your end as well. And he sounded like he was having a little fun on that voicemail. Totally. And dude, here's the other thing, too. It's like you're like, I get it where people are like, it'd be nice to hear the real you. But what's interesting is sometimes when I'm speaking as the real me,

I'm actually more protective of the real me because I'm in touch with it. I can actually reveal more about my life and my genuine point of view while I'm in character because it allows me to see myself from a little bit of a distance. So if you really want to know what I think is funny or how I see the world or how I think things should work, genuinely, that might be more clear if I'm in character because I'm able to parcel through my thoughts more efficiently. that is what's so powerful about being someone else when you're performing. Dude, that's a great point.

And I would say I 100% agree because when I, you know, when I'm in character, when we're doing these bits, I feel much more in tune with myself. And a lot of people, you know, a lot of times when they're like, you know, when it's like, just be yourself. Like just don't come in, just react naturally how you would. I'm like, I'm a little bit more muted, a little bit more shy. So if you, if you want to get the real child, you're getting him on this pod. We talked about real shit this pod.

Yeah. But we did it with, you know, we need a filter, a way to filter it out, dude. Can I just say to, you guys have done 440 episodes at this point. Fuck. And we appreciate everyone who has feedback or like, you know. support. Like if you guys have a problem or you want something to say, the Reddit's always there, the voicemails are always there. Like, you guys can hit us up and we will give you an answer to what you want to know. It's an ongoing dialogue. And it's not separate from what Socrates and plateau

engaged with themselves. There was moments if you read through the literature where they're like, yo, dude, cell crates, you're overdoing it with the character. Like he would get pretty sticky with it. And he would come in, you know, he'd be playing like an Athens bro and he'd be like, Tweed, where is the wine? And they'd be like, bro, don't even come in with that shtick. And he'd be like, come on, but where is the wine? And they're like, it's over there and he's like, but where is over there?

And, you know, he was doing it through that. Yeah. We're like, we are basically Socrates and Plato. For sure. That dude, there could be something in there. Like, Chattercrees and JTO, please, more, daddy. More.

Stuff me, you big dick. bastard. Fill me to the brim. I can't stop coming. Philosopher. Yeah, come in on our cave, our stoke cave, daddy. Come in here, grab the wall of the cave. You see a shadow. That's me behind you, about to stuff you. See, dude, that's me being myself. You really want that all the time? Is that what you want, dude? I'm just a horny, pervert, degenerate. Okay, the character helps me put that down a little bit. It's not safe. Yeah. And, uh, uh, and I also, Also, yeah, to the fans, everyone on the Reddit, we love you guys. Thank you guys for your support.

Love them, dude. Love you so much. We've been on a journey with us. How lucky are we, do you have anybody watching? It's such a gift. It's the best. So comment, please, tell us how you feel. Yeah, I appreciate all the feedback.

Massive appraised you guys. And I think, but yeah, I think, I think when you listen to a podcast, you want the host fired up to be podding. And that's how I feel. Yes, absolutely. Like, bring all your real feelings to it, but it is a presentation. Yeah. All right.

I think that was a good place to put a pin inside of it and to proceed into our next section. Chad, what is your beef? My beef of the week is with airlines who are too pessimistic about their overhead compartment space. they'll be seeing people bringing on carry-on bags and they'll be like, we don't have any more space left. You got to check your bag. Super worried about it.

And I'm like, dude. And then you get on the plane, there's tons of space. I'm like, dude, I could have put it on the plane. Like, I have some more optimism, Delta. Like, come on. Let it overflow and then regroup. But don't prematurely, you know, bust all over the compartmental. apartment space when there's room.

Let me take the risk. Let me take my bag on. And if there's not enough room, let me create the kerfuffle in line and say, hey, I can't put my bag anywhere and then cause chaos. But just believe in me a little bit. Yeah. Dude, my beef of the week is that Stephen Colbert's show is ending. I mean, he is a foundational pillar of not only late night comedy.

but of our democracy. Like without Stephen Colbert, I don't know what kind of country we're going to be living in. And so to see him leaving his perch as a regular messenger to the populace is so devastating. I've never seen an episode of the show,

but I liked having him there doing that. And so I'm going to miss you a lot, Stephen. Godspeed in your next endeavor wherever it is I might I might watch that one Jake you got beef Yeah I got a beef in the week So when I was growing up

There was these two chicks who were the hottest chicks You've ever seen I mean you would see them in movies In magazines on TV And you'd be fucking bricked right I just seen an advertisement That they are now doing in 20s 26.

And I can't tell if they've lost their ways, but Mary Kate and Ashley did an ad for Louis Vuitton. Look at this shit, man. What the hell? They used to be sexual icons. I don't know if they lost it. You're just saying they look weird. Yeah, I don't know if they, yeah.

Because of the haircuts and stuff. Is it the haircut? I don't know. Pull up the image bigger. It's for sure the haircut. Jake, I just want to tell you, this is a risky detour for the pod. to just criticize the chicks looks. But yeah, those haircuts are crazy.

Yeah, that's my bad. I don't, they're still beautiful women. I don't want to shame me for being real because, like, you love these women and they do look a little cuckoo-boo-boo-boo. They got bought out by BlackRock. Yeah, that's private equity 100%. I mean, that's what happens, dude.

When massive capital takes over, you know, mom and pop operations that are adored by America, they get Buckel fat pad removals and a gLP ones and it just uh you know hurts the overall fat distribution in their face yeah i mean first you know these hedge funds first these hedge funds ruined subway next thing you know they're ruining mary kate and ashley it's dude i i do wonder too if um them looking that extreme is actually part of the branding like if they're so smart because they've been in the game for so long that they're like dude how are we going to make hay with this thing it's like we got to look insane yeah that is true yeah like maybe

they're just trying to find a way to get noticed since they're not in the spotlight so much and there's so much talk about like liminal spaces right now and like uncanny appearance that this seems to be in line with that motif dude i mean i'm not super plugged into fashion aesthetics but I'm always kind of confident that the Olsons know what they're doing. Dude, can I also just put a quick addendum on it? I thought the Colbert report was genius. And I'm not trying to knock Stephen Colbert hardcore. I'm just bashing the people who were like, you know, being so dramatic about the show

being off the air when I was like, dude, the fucking thing. Nobody fucking watched it. Yeah. I mean, let's be real. Is that real? That's me being real. Yeah, let's be real. Yeah, this isn't threads.

Or, yeah. This isn't threads. Sugar-coating it. Um, I'm sorry. No, that's perfect. And every person has their preferences of what they think is good looking and not. I just was shocked when I saw the picture. I was like, what, what happened?

Jake, don't cut that from the pot. It's a vital part of the conversation, brother. Okay. And dude, they do look kind of, they look wild. Chad, here's your babe of the week. My baby of the week? the penis. Dude.

I don't think enough people have a preach for the power of the hog. It can make you laugh harder than he've ever laughed. It can make you bust. It can ruin your life. I mean, how hilarious is it? I mean, how hilarious is it that God made one of the most powerful things on earth a pool noodle? That shows that there's a sense of humor here. that this thing

that looks like friggin' Ernie's nose has the power to make me laugh cry destroy my life and most importantly bust

and let me clarify I do think the vagina is much more powerful it gives life it's durable it's tougher than I'll ever be and trust me I've tested it out

I'm sorry do you don't laugh at that dude. Don't laugh at how hard you drill pussy. Chad, that's for sure. You drill pussy. Yeah. But the hog has captured our smiles and cries. And some dudes say, man, I wish I even have a dink because it has so much power over me. But you know what? Wrestling with that power every day is what makes life sick. 100%. Dude, I got a crack pipe

attached to my body and if I'm not careful I'm going to suck on that thing every day. But here's the flip side. If I can corral that power, this is the only crack pipe in America that can make life. I love that. Dude, that was powerful.

And I think we went 440 episodes of this esteem show without ever really shouting the penis out. We have indirectly, but we never said, hey, the penis needs love say it the penis needs love say it the penis needs love chat say it with us the penis needs love the penis needs love the penis needs love the penis needs love there we go there we go the penis needs love the penis needs love

the penis needs love my babe of the week has got to be windows down music up bro if you feel like the world outside your car is a little bleak. Make it better. Ashley Mears, who we interviewed, talked about the town performer. That's a legit role. Like someone's got to bring the energy for the community. And I'm volunteering you, dude. Put on electric feel by MGMT, put down the windows and let your body move. And in the process, you give permission to everyone else on your block to start the fucking party. Do you want a party? That is the question I'm asking you right now.

Do you actually want to party? Because I'm looking around and I'm not seeing a lot of people that want a party. I'm seeing a lot of people that want to say, oh, how could you party? Things are so bad. No fucking shit. Shit always sucks. welcome what the fuck are you going to do about it

either do something or party those are the only two options I don't want to hear about anything else so get in your car today put down the windows turn up the MGMT and make it fucking happen and can I just say

JT cruised into the pod space parking garage today blast in MGM blasting it it was loud as fuck this dude it was yeah that's true

it was it filled the whole garage yeah it's true I really did do this I'm not being a fake person dude I fucking do this shit I live this fucking life

I'm fucking annoying sun up to sundown but I'm doing it for a reason man all right I gotta cry I gotta feel some shit and I want you guys to feel some shit too and maybe we can't all do it at the same time

that'd be a little chaotic but you know switch off and shit was it too loud no it was perfect oh okay okay okay you came in I was like JT's having a good day okay good yeah felt good

Jake you had a babe so there's a famous dog which on this pod we're not very fond of but this guy named Sergei jumps a lot. He's a golden retriever. And he attempted to break the world record for the highest jump ever. This is amazing. Let's see if he's got it. And that's what he did. He ran right through it. And that's just, that's my babe of the week because when people tell you, you got to do something, you got to perform,

you got to be great. I've always been the guy that doesn't necessarily have the clutch gene, but I do what I want and I enjoy what I do. Bang. Dude. Control the outcome. I love it, brother. Dude, there's a clip I sent Jake that I'd love for us to watch. I don't think we even need sound for it.

But I don't know. Have you seen the Abyss movie? Yeah, the Ed Harris one? Yeah. Yeah. So there's a clip from the Abyss. And I think that you'll be particularly stoked on it. Because, okay, so the

maybe the well the chat people watching the pod be able to see this so on top of the clip it says imagine focusing so much on the CGI that you missed this major detail

somebody gets pants right there do you see that that's that's amazing I think he he probably left that in on purpose it's fucking amazing

there's a tsunami coming in you get pantsed. Dude, is pantsing people not the best thing of all time? It's always funny. It's always funny. I do with the wiener flops out. It's so funny. I think we should be pantsing people in our 80s.

You know what's funny about pantsing, too? It builds in funniness the older you are. It's so funny. I'm gonna pants my brothers at my wedding. They can be giving a speech. I was gonna pass them.