Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 443 - The Wrecking Ball Proposal

Episode Date: June 10, 2026

Today is another classic solo ep with just the bros and some unbelievable vibes. Chad starts us off hot with a nostalgic ref on Uncensored DVD Menus & Early 2000s suv rides. The bros were in the back watching van wilder. JT talks about the profound wisdom he has been learning from the Pope and how he proposed to his lady. Nothing says "I love you" like a fresh construction site. The bros then dive into how being lax is the right approach to finding a soulmate. We take some CALLS and rip a few beefs and babes. CHECK OUT OUR NEW YOUTUBE SERIES: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkxsXCzRgw0YnogF0Q-t8o0devtOBPQTZWe are live streaming a fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeepGrab some dank merch here: https://appreeshapparel.com/Come see us on Tour! Get your tix - https://www.chadandjt.comTEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice)Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/Thanks to our Sponsors:HomeChef: The Best Meal Kits! Go to https://www.homechef.com/godeep and get 50% off your first box + free dessert.PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake RohretSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We are coming to you live from downtown Los Angeles, the Going Deepa Chat, JT podcast. Dude, we are the most popular podcast in the Newport Beach area, as well as other coastal regions of Southern California. I'm here with my compadre, Jean-Thomas, what up? Boom, clap, Stokers. And, dude, we are transmitting alive. Dude, do you remember uncensored DVD menus? Bro. You know what I'm talking about?

Absolutely. Okay, so for those of you, maybe the younger listeners who didn't see these growing up, so basically let me just set the stage. Back in the day, early 2000s, if you wanted to see a pair of melons, aka Tits, you had to either destroy the family computer on on Cazaa or you had to go on real sex on HBO and watch a bunch of weird shit till you got like one flash of a titty or Skinimax if you were so lucky you know my parents unfortunately they the gig was up they're like you cannot have Cinemax I'm like damn and Cinemax is where

some of the good stuff was but you didn't really get like Hot Springs Hotel yeah dude it's a good one we watched that together and so but But, so, a pair of boobies was hard to come by when we were young. Scarce. But then the uncensored DVD menu came out. And that was, you know, for me, it was American Pie and Van Wilder. And on DVDs, there are menus. You could watch the movie.

You could watch certain scenes, which chapter, bonus features. And in Van Wilder, they give you the option. They're like, do you want uncensored or censored? And I go uncensored. And then I'd hit bonus features, of course, director's commentary. Boom. A pair of boobies just flashes in my face before I get to the director's com. Did I set the stage well enough to, did I paint the painting?

Bro. Profound. You brought me right back to being a youngster. Boobes were scarce. You had to fight with your fingernails to get them. I remember driving to Vegas with my boy. Wes where his dad was driving and they had a TV in the back and we had American Pie 2 uncensored with the extendo clip where the two lesbos go out at it extra time and you see the juggies

through about three minutes and we were back there just cranking dude and his dad had a sick Lincoln Navigator and it was super nice to beat in and his dad had no clue like he was just driving Ken nice guy but like no peripheral vision and me and Wes were just back there hammering and yeah I probably cranked three loads before we got to the mirage whoa dude and there's nothing more sick than cranking than just working your little dink in the back of a suburban bro it was sick dude a nice SUV like that with get a C i felt like a king dude and then yeah so i don't know about you but back in the day you know we wanted to watch tv on a road trip we had to bungee the tv set into the middle console though you guys did or did you have popped down

screens. No, he had a mounted and built in to the center area. Oh. So it was a pretty solid situation. Sick. I would describe it as a column. Dude. And you know what? It's so much more special seeing titties back then because nowadays, they're literally everywhere. Like, and if you're young, you can just go online and you can search boobies. They'll be in your face. They'll be like, oh, the safe search is on and you're like, click. No, it's not. You could literally see them all day. every day, but when they're scarce, when there's scarcity to the melon, when there's scarcity to the nipple, and you see it, it's like a lightning bolt hits the tip of your penis. Dude, it's like borderline 1848 America where like your buddy would cruise over.

And he'd be like, dude, swordfish. You see Holly Berry's jugs. And I'd be like, I'm packing my bags and I'm moving there. It was the gold rush. Like, I need to see this ASAP. And then you got to swindle your folks into the investment where you're like, Mom, Dad, do you guys want to go see Swordfish, John Travolta's in it? And they're like, is it a good movie?

And I'm like, I heard it's good. Lie. And then they're like, is there nudity in? And I'm like, no, lie. And then they take you. And then you're in the theater with your parents. They look over. You're already cranking.

So you can finish when you see the jugs, a nice running start. And then, you know, they get. pissed or whatever and they're like why you always jacking off and you're like dude i probably got a lifelong affliction but i'm not going to call it out right now because we're just trying to have a breezy thursday afternoon shit dude it's good times dude that just reminded me um oh fuck dude i had such a good thought and they just like flew away my dumb you have so much on your mind though yeah i mean this is just bringing back so many memories of oh yeah okay so Christmas Christmas 2003 I asked my mom for two things one basic instinct on DVD two a telescope and she's like oh are you into astronomy and I was like yeah for

sure, mom, what she didn't know, dude, is that I would pause basic instinct on Sharon Stone's beaver scene. And you know how it's so brief where you get a glimpse of the beef. But what I did is I instead of setting the telescope up to learn about the cosmos, I set it up to get a huge focused snapshot into a cooter. And I got a. tell you it looks good she was a dangerous woman and I flick and dude when my mom caught me very dangerous my mom caught me with the telescope pressed against the TV and my pants down and I was just cranking my little dode dude that's fire bro you got to get caught dude yeah and then my step my future stepdad like they just started dating so he came over and I was just in the

beanbag cranking with a telescope up to the TV. And she's like, this is my son. I'm like, what up, dude? I straight up. I was like, dude, pull up a beanbag. You got an extra beanbag in the back if you want to pull up next to me. And then he sat next to me and I just kept cranking. I was like, you're going to crank too?

He's like, no, probably not. I was like, Mom, this guy's a buster. Yeah, bro. Shout out the uncensored DVD menu. guys they stole the election and now people are just going to take it dude no i'm organizing i sent out an evite a massive protest beyond that we're storming a heroin which one venice we're going in we're buying twelve dollar mushroom coffees we're hitting the hot bowl bar and we're getting an entree with two sides and then we're doing a massive perineum

sunning outside in the parking lot we're not going to take this lying on our towels we're going to be lying on the street see how they like it so if you like me you're pissed and you want to protest and you don't want to just be like oh it's all right you can just mail in away our future then come on out to Airworn next week in Venice and let's show this city what we believe in. That's right. Abbott Kinney's going to smell like shit. There's going to be a lot of hot chicks coming.

Yeah. A lot of smokes. Oh, for real? Dude, dude, dude, I stack the invite. Oh, sick. It's going to be like January 6th, but like more fun and like, just like, dude,

my one buddy who DJed, At Coachella. He did the Sahara Tempt this year. Oh, yeah? Yeah. He's, he's a, is he going to DJ this? Ghoster, he's coming. He's going to DJ.

A few buddies who produced on that movie, Obsession said they're cruising. Wow. It should be a very legit protest. Should be very fun. Not too intense, Beachy vibes, but intense,

because you can't just do this to us here. We care, even though we don't most of time. Dude, I've heard rumblings from, um, mostly my boys sneak who he lives in Venice he's like dude we're organizing he's like he told me about the evite and he's like he's thinking about doing like afterwards like streaking into the city hall that's a better idea

dude can i pivot with that idea yeah guys they stole the election guys make sure you call the podcast leave a voicemail we want to talk to you we want to hear what's going on and we want to get you stoked again Make sure you call 323-418-2019. Leave a voicemail and let us know what's up. Love you, dudes. Dude, do you remember life before wanting to bone? Whoa.

Life was incredible. Fudgesicles, cartoon network, rug rats. The world was, we were in constant play. You just straight up euphoria. And then puberty hits. And you get installed with this new software where your whole being revolves around one thing. Ass. And your brain goes on ass autopilot.

And so everything you do, literally everything you do becomes geared towards this objective of finding ass and possibly touching, squeezing, or doing other things with ass every decision becomes strategic haircut ass job ass outfit ass calling your parents ass you're not even living anymore

you're just running on ass software sometimes I just miss life before when I was free when I wasn't in this mental prison of just being guided by my dink you know it's unbelievable I've never even thought about how I've been hijacked

like dude my M.O. is so ass that even when I take my car to the shop the dude's like do you want four new tires and I'm like if I say yes could I potentially fuck this guy I'm not gay

but I have to fuck everything and he upsold me I got massive credit card debt but my car's running great and did you fuck I butt fucked the shit out of this bro that brings us to our first sponsor

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said war is bad i was like dude whoa crazy then he said AI is scary. And then he said, it's not the worst thing in the world to be gay. And dude, it blew my mind. I was like, this guy, where do you find a genius like this?

Like, there's dudes walking around who are that like groundbreaking in how they see the world. Dude, the cahones on this pope. And just, dude, to make those

connections. like to see the world through the fog like I can't do it I didn't know any of that shit and to be fair like my cousin says stuff like that but it doesn't resonate no your cousin doesn't deliver it

the way that Leah does he's got no robe he's got no frock and so it's just kind of flat but like dude for someone in a robe to be saying things like that like just really just a game changer

dude i mean he's like he's bringing a human thinking to a whole other level to like kind of like realize after world war two in vietnam and you know there's so many gruesome deaths and unnecessary collateral damage and just we're still dealing with the consequences from that and to to like step outside of the box from

everyone else and be like, guys, I think war is bad. I don't know how he comes up with this stuff. And to think, like, AI is scary. No one even thought about that. Like, you know, like... Like, whoa. Whoa.

Wow. Just, well, gotta bow to it. I mean, what's he going to say next? That, like, you know throwing a baby off a building is incorrect

you know I mean he's like dude he's like he wouldn't say that he might dude he's very like outside the box like I heard dude

I already came out and said cheesecake's good but if you eat too much of it you'll get fat I'm just like I'm like dude what is this guy I mean how does he

have time to be the Pope and study nutrition. Like, it's unbelievable, bro. Like, where is he? I don't know. I just, I went to college for seven years, got my bachelor's, but I never, ever been able to put stuff together in that way. Look how Tanny is, too. He looks fantastic. I think it's because he's from Chicago. Don't they love food or something like that? They love food. Yeah. Yeah. I like Pope Leo too, by the way. I just, I think it's crazy just how like easy it is if you're the Pope to like, for people to be like, Dude, this guy's freaking amazing. To just drop some knowledge. Yeah, yeah.

Like, he's like, he's like, you got a regulator. Everyone's like, what? The motherfuffin' ball! I'm like, yeah, dude. The balls to say that. Yeah, my 13-year-old nephew thinks the same thing. I don't even have a nephew. The ball, dude.

The balls to say that, dude. The ball, dude, the cahoes. Dude, is anything sicker than busting fatter? I mean, getting vertical. Everything's better when you're up there. Just disrespecting gravity. I think that's how humans are supposed to exist is just in the air, just fucking, you know, busting a Christ dare saying what up to God.

You know, just in there. And I think, like, the fact that, like, most of the general pop does not bust fat air on the reg, I think that's the reason for all this strife. strife is the word I mean dude even like Isaac Newton just like dropping the idea of gravity

it's like would you have felt that way if you'd been able to catch air out of the pipe oh yeah I think it's pretty well known that Newton was actually like was a pretty sick skater

and um I think oh I was not aware of that he could skate oh I mean that's how we found gravity right whoa Yeah I mean that dude was just

Frigin In Rome Just you know Skating the Vatican Dude just shredding through there dude I don't even know where he's from Where's he from? Dude who knows

I mean skaters travel all over the world Skated all across Europe And dude I remember the first time I like I asked a girl out I I was super nervous about it Because you know this is like this is this is this is this is Tracy Huber like this is not she's bad yeah you don't just go

out to her and say hey do you want to go out you have to like bust fat air in front of her yeah so I was wearing soap shoes did a sick grind off a pole landed right in front of her and and check this dude check this jumped off the pole right grab both soap shoes In the air just like this landed. And I was like, what up, Tracy? Trying to go to homecoming this year. And, dude, she said no. But everyone was stoked at me.

That's the thing, dude. It's like, you still got to, like, try. Because, like, I asked, like, seven girls to homecoming. And they all said no. but each time I asked, it was a bigger ask. Like at first I just rolled up on Stephanie. I was like, do you want to go? She was like, nah.

I was like, all right. So the next time I brought flowers, chocolates, Kelly said, nah. By the time I got to the seventh time, I drove a bulldozer through her physics classroom. And I was like, Taunet, you need to freaking go with me. And, you know, there was rubble and kids were like, you know, inhaling all this like, uh, spestus and whatnot.

And I was like, I had my mask on. At first she was like, what is going on? I was like, no, it's me. Like, go with me. And she's like, you know, I have a boyfriend. You know I'm dating Tyler, that's senior. And I was like, where's he right now?

Yeah, dude, that was such a sick moment. And like, when you freaking put a bulldozer through the class room to ask a chick out, you know, because we'd see on Laguna Beach, which tons of respect for, you know, tons of respect for, but, you know, they'd line up flowers and, like, You know, Trey would like a long board up, you know, and be like, hey, do you want to go to prom? But you were taking heavy construction equipment and you were driving it through buildings to ask chick. It took me three months to learn how to drive it. Dude, it was so sick.

There was, I mean, I, I clamped our boy Clinton's head with it one time on accident while practicing. He hasn't been the same. No, he's a different guy now, but he's still stoked. Yeah. I feed him pudding and whatnot. But, yeah, you know, it didn't work out in that instance, but I picked, up a skill set, which made my summer's epic after that. I mean, dude, the way you proposed to your, you know, your now fiance is you put a wrecking

ball through, uh, yeah, you put a wrecking ball through a five guys. She was, she goes to the same five guys. Everyone's day to get food. And so I set this up for a couple months and, uh, had to steal the wrecking ball, you know, I have a gun. I was like, you the fuck out, the fuck out. And he was like, you're going to kill me? I was like, not. It's just for, It's for love. Don't call anybody, though, because then I might have to. So he rolled out. And I just swung that thing around.

And the hard part is like, you don't want to kill anybody. Because that would be a bummer and kind of kill the vibe. And I knew she was going to say yes in this instance. So I tried to just love tap it against the glass. But it didn't matter. It just kind of slow rolled through the whole five guys. Everybody hit the deck. I totally wiped out their frying machine.

And, you know, my, my, soon to be a wife she came out she's like what she's like dust everywhere and I had the two kids with me and we're all sitting there and I was like will you marry me and uh she didn't say yes right away but when she realized you know there's basically no escape because we have kids already she just came around it was like all married I was like I was like I'm just crying because it's such a beautiful thing to do. Like, just take like her favorite eatery

in a wrecking ball. I demolished it. It's like, babe, I'm going to come into your life like a wrecking ball of love. I asked her. She was like, she's like, why did you do that? I was like, who else has done that for you? Which one of your exes? Whatever commandeer, wrecking ball

and slam it through a five guys for you. The fact that you tried to just love tap it through a window? I try. to be gentle. Those things are hard to coordinate, dude. And I ended up. Yeah, I destroyed the whole five guys.

I still owe like $62 million on it. But that's all just numbers. I try not to stress. I mean, I saw you were live streaming too. Yeah, you want to capture it. The kids want to see it someday. And you see the, you're like, all right, dude, I'm just going to love tap this five guys. and then you see the ball just swing right through it.

Bash. Just bash right through it. And your fiance comes out with like all the, all the like through the rubble. She's like, what the fuck was that? She was shocked. She had no. Like, you know, people were always like, I knew you were going to do that. She had no idea.

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Yeah. And then him and Kidleroy did like a little clip and he has a good hip swivel, but he pulls up his shirt to reveal his sixer. And some people are saying it's ick. Ah. Yeah, I mean, he's probably feeling himself a little. One hondo pee, dude. And they think he's front load in the sex too much like he's thirsty.

Dude, that's one thing you can't be. There's the, there's the, get the photo down, down. second row there oh does he even I don't even see abs there

it's just a nice stomach dude here's the thing you lay it on you can't be thirsty nowadays you cannot be thirsty I mean I know I talked about it earlier dudes

you know we've got this you know jiz the jiz is literally like a a parasite in our dome, it's controlling our noggins to make us like, you know, just hone in on ass. But dude, you got to learn how to, like, you got to learn how to spar with it a little bit. You got to learn how to judo with it, you know, play jujitsu with the jizz. You know, you can't just let

take over you. And especially if you're coming off a hot TV show, just start to be all thirsty, you know? Um, what you got to do is just play it super cool. Act like, you act like you I mean have jiz. That's always the move. When you act like you don't have jizz, when you act like you're just like, I'm just living my life and I'm just chilling super hard. I got no Jiz. I got no Jiz.

Then people are like, but wait, I want to, I want you to have Jiz and I want to like, I want to figure out what your Jiz situation is. And you're like, I mean, you can if you want, you know. Yeah, you're almost like, dude, like my factory isn't producing Jiz. but I'd love to hire you and see if you can go in there and get the machine started again. And then it's like they're special and then like they're like, you know,

you haven't fill out paperwork and stuff. Like you're like 1099 on this. Yeah, dude. And that's the thing too is like that's, I think that's why like ladies, they're more into like dudes who are already taken because the dudes who are taken and you're like, I'm just chilling.

I'm living my life. My jizz belongs to someone else. And they're like, wait, I know, now I want that jiz. you just got to act like you're you know if you're single do not be thirsty act like you're already wiped up and you're just living your life just crushing it you know just with your soap shoes just grinding every freaking ledge in the city and then clocking in at home depot that will get your dick sucked dude yeah that's the thing i the issue i see with modern american men is that they're chasing it too hard.

They're posting about how good their life is. They're going out in the world. They're looking for chicks. But like you're saying, people, they want to chase you. You come after it like you want it so bad. People back off. If you really want to score a batty, you got to pull back. I'm talking about be at home.

Be playing Xbox. Get on the sticks, solo mission and cod, beat the game. Order Uber Eats. She's a fat grease wheel. Nosh on that all day. Don't shower. Who you prepare him for? You're where you're supposed to be.

If you want her, have her come to you. How does she know where to find you? That's her problem. you're good you're home you don't need to go find her dude that's not going to work she's going to come ring your doorbell be like hey i was looking for a fine-ass guy that lived in an apartment with a bunch of roommates is is are you carl yeah yeah yeah i'm car she's like can i come in and just hang out with you yeah why not i'm just doing my own thing that's how you do it yeah that's how you do it yeah that's how you do it yeah that's how

you find her and then when she comes over you put on headphones you lock in on cod yes don't even talk to her don't talk to her dudes are gonna be like oh wait so how did you find me where are you from nah man right back into in right back she even tries to grab a slice of pizza she smack her fucking hand you you pay for this do you pay for this prime pizza if you're hungry get your own That's being, I hate to say it because I know it's cliche, that's being alpha. But maybe you don't want that responsibility of being an alpha. Maybe you want to run around, going to bars, making money, acting like a beta cuck. Maybe she just randomly sends you an Xbox party invite.

She's some sweet girl, you know, Christian girl. Look at her gamer tag. Hot busty lick your balls. Oh, it seems okay. Click it. hear her voice I'm looking for a hot guy who can teach me how to

how to drop freaking drop bodies yeah I love you I love it thing about coaching dudes on how to get ass is like you can lead a dog to water but you can't teach it how to you know

find it a chick and and all that you can't teach that but you can say you need to to learn and the way you learn is by not learning bro the way you learn how to eat the way you learn how to crush puss is by just sitting on your couch and eating grilled cheese bro sobby that's why my my babe of the week is ass dude bro just the butt dude just a nice caboose bro how did you

That's so far Because that's been Come up Yeah How do I come up with ass? Yeah Dude I told you earlier

I do jujitsu With that side of my brain That wants to bone all the time But I can stand here Confidently Without a boner And say look My favorite thing in the world

Is ass But I don't need it It's so much about not Wanting it And that's like The cool thing you can do is like, if someone's like, do you want this, you want this, you could be like, and I think the coolest thing you could say is, look, I love everything about that.

I would tear that ass up, but I'm good. It's like that Joseph Heller and a Kermanigan story. Dude, my beef of the week, fuck Donald Trump. Fuck Larry David. Fuck Timothy Shalame. They cost the Knicks the dub. Too much attention on them. And the average ticket price for a seat was like 30 grand.

A nosebleed was 5K. With all due respect, they're not going to bring it the way Joey, Jose or Ilya would. You need to get some real ass New Yorkers in the, building that's how you have a home court advantage it's not like oh dude who from the capital and the hunger games is going to bring that raucous energy that puts the fear of god into wemby that's not happening it's almost like this dude you know that last fight in gladiator where maximus has so won over the crowd and swayed public opinion that comidus is forced to engage him in combat just to reclaim the populace's respect.

In our modern version in that N1, Maximus looks out at the crowd to win them over and he realizes, oh, all the regular people have been priced out, it's all elites because I became such a hot ticket. There's no crowd to even win over. Dude, but yeah, but I got to give a shout. Dude, Timothy Shalameh put the Knicks on the map. like before shallomay did anyone even know who the nix were were there even any nix fans no like before shalemay i didn't even know that the nicks were a team i was like barely even following basketball and then timothy

chalemate then timothy chalemay comes in and he's like hey look dudes uh you know me as a prestigious actor from marty supreme and and dune and that other movie but there's this team team that I want you guys to know about called the Knicks and I'm a huge fan of them and I'm going to bring you know my girl Kylie there and we're just going to show you guys what this team is all about and because of that because of his enthusiasm for the team and putting them on the map like he's done now they're in the championship 100% dude before chalemae the nicks were like the pelicans bro like just another like kind of nobody franchise to be real and then he came he brought that star power and it's materializing on the court.

Now they're hooping. Like I honestly, I don't think Brunson, I don't think O.G. I don't think Bridges. I don't think Kat for sure are getting these buckets if Shalomey is not infusing them with his celebrity force.

And dude, that's something you just pointed out to me that I didn't even realize is like I don't know anyone on the Knicks. I don't know any of the players' names. That's not weird. They're not big stars. But I know Timothy Chalemate.

He's a bigger star. To me, Timothy Shalame. Salome is the Knicks. He minted them. Like his presence, like elevated them. That's like, you know, when someone like huge is like, this is the next guy. Yeah. That's what makes it happen.

And for Chalemay, you know, he's the biggest force in basketball. It's like Chalemay is James Cameron and the Knicks are his Leo DiCaprio. Yes. He's like, look, I'm going to take you guys on board. My Titanic movie. Exactly. It's the Titanic. My beef of the week happened this morning.

I'm over it now, but... You sound pissed. At the time, I was very pissed. Here's what happened. My usual morning routine, I wake up, get a cup of coffee, right? Nice and hot. Put a little cream in it. This morning, I grabbed a cup of coffee and I spilled it on my leg.

It's an instant diminishing stoke situation right away. right when you wake up. How do you overcome it? You know, that's what you've got to deal with. You put on some music, you get something that just takes you out of it. You clean it up, you make sure your leg isn't third degree burned,

and you fucking get back on your horse. So my beef of the week is spilled coffee in the morning. That's fire. That's a good beef, dude. That's fire. Dude, it's spilling coffee on your leg and it's hot. I remember one time I spilled, like, all my coffee went to my cup holder.

in the car your whole existence just flashes before your eyes and you're like am I ever gonna get to be me again dude I got a beef go I got beef with whizzen dude

especially like Jake you're talking you guys all know me I love coffee I love Diet Coke and I love to hydrate Daddy's whipping his lizard out and let it rock in the toilet all day dude in my mouth

okay we're not just off course what were you saying sorry I'm whizzing all the time but dude it's so annoying and

the fact that like you know before I go to bed I got a whiz when I wake up I got a whiz my dog wakes me up she's like I got a whiz you know there's just times in the day where you just got a whitt's it's so it's just you're driving

your car what do you have to do whiz like we don't think about it but like so much of our life is dictated by having to take a whiz we're always on the clock we're always on the clock and it's like it's like we work for our piss exactly it's like oh i can make it 10 more miles i can make it You know, I think I can do it. No, I can't. I got to go pull off on the side of the road. It's literally stopping cars. You know, it's, it's, you're just, you're on an airplane.

You can't get out of your seat. It just ruined your experience. Or let's say you're trying to fuck, but you got whizz in your dick. And then you, and then you, you're like, wait, babe, sorry to ruin the moment, but I got to go pee. I know. And she's like ready to do a standing wheelbarrow. She's like hands up doing a handstand. She's getting tired.

Yeah. And she's like waiting there and I'm like, I got a whiz and she's just holding the handstand. It's so tough, dude. And you're in the bathroom. You're so bricked up. You know, you could cut through concrete with this thing. And then you're like, come on, piss. Because I want to get back to Bonin.

But then you're dong, you know, it's got two pipes and they're merging and they're blocking one another. And so you're kind of at. a liquid deficit, you know, it's a total, it's a total stymie. And it's, it's, it's, it's one of the worst things that happens to me all the time. I have to piss before you fuck. During. Oh yeah. I'll be, I'll be in there crushing. And I'm like, eh, I got piss. And I'll go in the bathroom, it doesn't come out because the jiz, you know, corrugated with it. And then I'm like, oh, dude. I'm like, hey, honey, it's corrugated. I'm going to, I'm going to have to, I'm going to have to go in here and unwire this thing.

That's a whole process. Dude, do you think Bonnie Blue is a demon? I don't believe in Bonnie Blue. Same. Dude, I got a beef of the week. I see my buddy Tomlinson. I go up to him, dude, what's up? How's your day been? He's like, dude, bad. My bidet broke.

I'm like, dude, why didn't you call me? That's good beef. All right, Jake, we got any calls? What a out, dude. This is Bus driver. bus driver, bus driver McGee. I've called in before. I saw you guys at the Ventura show. You guys were awesome. What up, bus driver? But I have an important quest for you guys. My GF and I were debating the best fish tacos, and she brought up Rubios. And I was like, I've never been to Rubio's. And then she was like, that's because you don't live in SoCal. And I was like, that's not. True, I do. I live in the Central Coast, San Luis Obispo, and I think that that is the most northern region of Southern California. And then, you know, we just got in this big debate

about where, where does it end and where does it begin? Dude, I mean, I love bus drivers, good guys, come to our shows. He wears good shirts, but dude, I mean, slow, it's in the name, dude. Central Coast. You're in Central California. That's not Southern, dude. I think Southern California starts at Santa Barbara. Yeah, dude.

You seem like a good guy, but we're from different places. And honestly, it's about respecting your own heritage and also respecting our ability to respect our heritage. Like what you're saying right now, saying that's slow as SoCal, that's like a British person, like an English person, telling an Irish person that like they live in the same place.

You know? Like you guys oppressed us. You guys came down here, look at the numbers. You came into our county. You started saying, hella started saying

read shit about sublime and the South doesn't forget now I'm not saying it's going to get to a civil war I don't want that indeed on top of that I mean dude no I gotta walk it back dude

what I think I was just raised a hate on I don't disagree with what you said but I think I was raised with what you said, but I think I was raised with an anger towards a group of people. I don't even really know. You know, when you grew up in the 9-49,

they teach you you know, if you see someone who says, hella, it's hands. That's how I was raised. It's in my blood. But that doesn't mean it's right. And it's not right. So you are my brother. You're a northerner, you're a Yankee.

But we're cut from the same earth. I prefer if you stay where you're at, but if you come down here, I'll get you a bowl of tortilla soup. Next call. Yo, my name is Jack, calling from HB.

Going through a little bit of a quarter life crisis here, just turned 25, so, damn. You know, getting there. And nothing too crazy, but probably some. that a lot of people are going through. I have a pretty sweet job.

I sell forklift batteries, chargers. Pretty sweet. Money's good. Company car. You know, can't complain. Bopsas are pretty chill. But I find myself out in less desirable places these days. We're talking Bakersfield,

Riverside, San Bernardino. Great places, but just not for me, you know? And also, you know, when I wake up, I can't say that forklift batteries really fire me up, you know? So, I don't know, I kind of want to run away a little bit. Go explore. Then, you know, you're sacrificing money, maybe a house down the road.

But, yeah, I don't know. and a little bit of a quandary. Dude, you said a lot of true things there. And then you said some untrue things that other people have made you believe in. You think a job and a house and maybe the family that comes with it is going to make you feel solid,

but you're a searcher, you're an explorer. You weren't meant to be in one place. You were meant to be in all the places. I say sell all your possessions. Get your passport. Get on a plane, don't have a destination. Meet people. Use a new name.

Move in ways you haven't moved before. There's nothing that says you can't start over. Act as if you've murdered in an innocent person. And now you're on the run and you have no choice but to never see any of the people you've ever known again. See if that makes you happier. I love that, dude. I totally concur. And that brings us to our, another ad.

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Carnival Cruise for the fiance and I. We're going to go down to Ensenada and back. And it's going to be sick. So use code Go Deep, check out the letter, no, we sent you. Like, really act as if you killed an innocent person. And every time you make love, make love as if you're trying to forget the guilt of that action. Like you're trying to erase it from your brain with just pure pleasure. Treat each carnal experience like an eraser.

You did kill someone. You did. Now run. Why'd you do it? Hey, what up? Name's Dan. I had a, we have an issue going on in our friend group right now, and it's hoping you boys could kind of help me, like, sort it out.

We have kind of a shmull in the group that we just recently have kind of just cut ties. with. Yeah. We still have a group chat, but we, like, made a new one and stuff. You know, in the past, he's kind of been, like, you know, shmoli, doing small-oriented activities and, like, engaging in small behavior. He's, like, DM and, like, girls on Discord real weird. He just got in trouble with the police, which is kind of, like, the final straw, I guess.

It's kind of just, like, a weird dude. But my whole thing is, like, we did it kind of abruptly. I've been hanging out with this kid for, like, I mean, my other friends have been hanging out with them longer like 10 years for me it's like six seven what up um but just feels kind of like almost mean to kind of make it so abrupt and everyone else insists it's not a responsibility but at the same time i don't want him to be like you know like bombing and stuff so um i don't know i'm just like what do you guys opinions have you ever like had to cut someone out um and like how did you feel about that like did you want it

to be more gradual or like you know whatever also like what up chad j t strider there jo's hog what up if you're there um dude i mean at first you're saying you cut ties with the schmull i was kind of like i mean if a schmol you know if a schmol's doing schmulling things like kind of like you know playing bag tag a little bit too much or wearing a you know wearing a beret to you know boys night you know you know boys night you Yeah, giving away the endings of like good books and stuff. Yeah, then cutting ties over that seems a little harsh. The things you were talking about being weird with women online and getting in trouble with the police, my mind immediately went to, oh, this guy's a petter ass.

Or, yeah, or a molester or a creep. And what did Subway do when they found out about Jared? They cut ties. So you're basically doing what Subway did with Jared, which I think has Subway been the same since? No. But I don't think that's because they cut ties with Jared. I think they did the right move there.

I don't even know why I was. Yeah, basically do what Subway did. And if this guy's getting in trouble with police and being a creep and just, you know, taking his wiener out in public, yeah, I think that's cool to cut ties. What do you think? Dude, it's so hard to be hard on people. But sometimes you've got to be harsh to preserve your quality of life. And, you know, someone doesn't even have to be a capital C criminal to be detrimental to that.

And so what I always do is, even if they seem like a well-intentioned person, if a friend is no longer serving where I want to go in life, I just imagine that they're a sex offender. I just say, you know what? Bill is a sex offender. It's too grisly. I can't have them in my life. And if I stay in that headspace, I can make progress in my own life,

unfortunately without them. But that's what's better for me and, you know, by extension, my family and the people I want to keep in my life. And I'll be honest with them. If they call me up and they say, JT, where'd you go? I say, you are a sex offender. Hmm. You know what you did.

They're like, dude, I'm not. And I'm like, yes, you are. Now, either own it or we can't be friends. And that's the critical moment. If they can acknowledge to me that they are a sex offender, I will actually let them back in my life because I know that they're willing to do the work to repair it. But if they won't acknowledge they're a sex offender,

they stay gone. And that's just the way I got to operate, dude. But you got to be honest with them. Jake, where are we at? What's up? How do I quit porn? It's a good one, dude. Obviously, I've had my struggles with it.

I'm not quit right now. But the best luck I ever had was I just watched all of it one week, and there was nothing left to watch. You know, how do you stop watching the Sopranos? Watch it, and then you'll be over it for a while. So I just watched all of it in one week, and then I was good for a couple years. but then they made new stuff

and I wanted to check that out. I think that's a good move. I think if I'm being truly honest, I think quitting pornography for most men is one of the more difficult things you can do. JT reference is having a crack pipe in your pants that you're attached to. That I suck every day.

That you suck every day. And so I think what you should do is get in trouble with the law in pornography. I think you should go to a public place, maybe the state fair, maybe in and out burger, put on porn and just start cranking your hog in public until the police come and then your court ordered not to watch it. Raise the stakes. Yeah, I think if you have the state breathing down your neck, you'll think twice before logging on.

How bad do you want it, brother? Do you really want to stop cranking? Well, then you know what you got to do. Call the sting operation on yourself. you call the cops you say there's some freaky deaky motherfucker in McCart the park

and he's cranking on himself and then he hang up the phone they dig it did you do they show up they bring the guns they got the battering ram you fight a little bit but not too much

yeah you know and I will say you can go to meetings you can get a blocker on your computer and the best thing you can do smart feet don't be home

be out in the world Keep it moving. You only go home to sleep. You do that for a couple weeks. It'll be in the rear view. You'll be right as rain, brother.