Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 445 - DILLON FRANCIS RETURNS!

Episode Date: June 24, 2026

Today we are joined by an absolute legend, DILLON FRANCIS - Making his second appearance on pod. This is truly an epic meeting of the minds. We start off the pod talking about the essentials all DJ's must keep in their house from Foam Cannons to LARGE USBs. We talk about the world famous fart.wav file and give Dillon some vocals to use in his next song. We also break down the NEXT HUGE EVENT in America that could really raise the moral of this country. Dirt bikes, skaters, film stars and few MASSIVE HAMMERS should do the trick. This is a TOP 5 POD in Going Deep history. DROP A LIKE AND COMMENT if you enjoyed! We are live streaming a fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeepGrab some dank merch here: https://appreeshapparel.com/Come see us on Tour!Get your tix - https://www.chadandjt.comTEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice)Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/Thanks to our Sponsors:HIMS: The Best Hair Loss solutions for men. Go to https://www.hims.com/godeep and get started today with an online consult with a professional.PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake RohretSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's your deep Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What up, Stokers. This is Chad coming in with the Go and Deep with Chad and JT podcast. Do you wear this? It's up to you, dude.

You can drop some cans if you want. Okay. Just want to hear your voice. The most popular podcast in the Newport Beach region. I'm here with my compadrege on Thomas. What up? Boom, clap, Stokers. And we're here with the legend himself,

returning guest Dylan Francis. What up? How's it going? What up, dude? I'm going to do sound effectually. Poo, phew, phew, phew, phew, phew, phew. Tonight is the night. Dude, do you have a foam cannon in your house? No, I wish. Damn. I wish I had a t-shirt cannon, any type of canon. Dude, just having a canon on hand for celebrations. Yeah. Because you never know when a celebration is going to come, so you just got, dunk. Yeah, that would be awesome. Or even the money guns, where I could just have him been holstered and then like something good happened you're like ooh dude if my fiance is like yeah we can knock boots tonight

I just get the phone can and going you could probably use one of the LLMs to build your own canon man I'm not going to do it it's way too much it's way too much thought because you don't want to be like on a list no no it just seems like it's a lot

I don't want to do it because I did get the other way it sounds better because I was looking at potato guns too much You were. Yeah. On what? I was on cloud. And they were like, hey, you got to stop looking at potato guns so much.

It was all I was looking at for like a couple days. Did the AI send this to you? No, I got an email and they were like, hey, you've been restricted on your access. Too much potato gun. Yeah. So I'm pissed. I'd be pissed too. That doesn't seem fair.

Because I wasn't going to kill nobody with it. Yeah. I don't, can you kill anyone with a potato gun? Oh, for sure. You can. Oh, yeah. You got potato to the dome? Oh, I remember those potato guns, the like crappy ones where you just get the tiny piece of potato.

No, I'm not talking about it. I'm talking about the, I'm talking about the bazooka that this guy has. I mean, yeah, those are cool. Look at that. Are you sure you can kill someone with a potato gun? Oh, dude. Yeah, for sure. Pull up a video.

If he's under 170 pounds, he's dead. If you use an Idaho potato. Okay, that makes sense. They can blow a fat hole into you. Are you sure it's not breaking on impact? I feel like it would have to be frozen for this to actually be possible. Dude, I didn't want to bring up science this early in the pod.

My bad. So you know, you know when you're dropping, when you know when you jump from a tall height, water becomes like concrete. Yes. Potatoes at certain velocity become like a cannonball. Okay, no, that tracks.

Jay, can you Google? Can you kill someone with a potato again? and then Don't do it from my account The potato gun was actually invented by the Irish It's really Thinking about this

Wow Impact trauma Yeah it says for sure Mechanical failure could have So it's more for the person that's shooting it Than the person that's receiving You see that says kinetic energy At high velocities

Yeah That's pretty sick sentence That is Yeah our buddy Our buddy Danny He actually died Shooting Potato guy exploded

Oh no Yeah But he was also driving At the same time Yeah You don't want to do that So Was it the driving though

Yeah Yeah his car went off Okay Yeah I get it Flipped it twice Dude so welcome Welcome back to the pod

Thank you for having you, man. I love you guys. I will come back to the pot anytime I've told you this. So it's been way too long. Do you, do you rock the cans? Because I notice you were like, hey, should I put these on? I just like to listen to your voices close to my ears. And you were a DJ.

Yeah. So you've probably heard voices through cans more than 99.99% of people. Yeah. So have you adjusted to that? Is that your preferred way to heal? and why? Well, no, no, no. My preferred way to hear, I guess, during a podcast, because, you know, we're compressed really nicely right now. Even hearing my own voice in these over-years is really nice. Yeah, it sounds really good. Yeah, it sounds really good. So- you got new, you got new headphones, right? I think that, I think, yeah, I just like to hear compressed voices. Maybe that's from music as well. That's what I was trying to say. No, you're right. Yeah, no, you're right. Because you do music. So to you, you want to hear. hear. Yeah, I want to hear more compressed voices. Actually, I can't wait until AI gets better and we can

like have nanobots in our our throats so that we can have like a compressed OTT vocal coming out where you're like, oh my God, that and maybe even auto tune. And then so like what are you when you are listening to someone's voice, is there a quality that you're listening for? No, no, no. Just like for a singer? Or just for? I wasn't sure, actually. When I was asking it, I was like, I should be more specific.

I mean, the quality right here, you got a great voice. Both of you have great voices. I've said this to JT before that he could put me to sleep if you read a book. Like, it would be amazing. I want to hear him just read less than zero to me. He's got a unique. Oh. Yeah.

Are you a nihilist? Yeah. I love the Nile. I want to go there so badly. Me too. I would go with you. Yeah, I know. We should go together.

Imagine reading Less than Zero on the Nile. That would be pretty sick. Yeah. That's tight. That's cool. Did you ever meet Brett Easton Ellis? No, I wish. I've never met him either.

It sounds like crazy stories. He seems like a dude. He seems like a dude that lived in L.A. That did a lot of stuff. Yeah. with a lot of other people. He seems like I could be like O-Ding in front of him. And he would know it.

He would know what to do. Or he would just like watch me and be like, that's interesting. Hmm. I'm going to write about this later. And then he'd like, he didn't want to be saved. People assume he wanted to be saved. If you knew him, that was what he wanted. And so why am I?

I'm not a victim. He's not a victim. I let him choose. He knew the exact amount of heroin to inject into his body. 0.01% above what he normally injected to have a convulsion and die in front of me. And he knew it. And he wanted me to see death

incarnate. That's it, dude. That's Brett. That's Brett. I know. That's him. I do love Fless than Zero though. It is just such a wild representation of Los Angeles. Dude, it's pretty insane. Julian? It feels, it, it almost feels like, uh, where that S&L skit kind of comes from, too.

The California. The Californians. Because in the book, he does, he's like, yeah, we were driving on Mulholl and drive, hopped up on opiates. And then we took the, the canyon down to Beverly Boulevard and hit the, hit a bar on Melrose. Yeah, he gets the details. Yeah.

Then we went back to Los Felis to, um, I forgot the character's names, but, like, like, you know, Sharon's house. Julian's house. And I made out with Julian on the carpet. And there's an unfeeling to it. Yeah. But you're a very feeling dude and you're a SoCal loke. Yeah.

Did you see? This feels like growing up in L.A. That book really feels like growing up in L.A. Because it is such a, you know, from going to school, there's just so many walks of life where it's, you know, kids that don't have money and then kids that have a ton of money. So there were a lot of kids that I would hang out with where you'd go over to their parents' place. And they were like, oh, yeah, they're in the Maldives right now.

We can drink whatever we want. And they won't even notice. We'll just fill it up with water. Yeah. And so if you're doing that stuff at a young age and it's like anything goes, it also becomes boring pretty quick. Like I had an ex who is from Los Angeles. She lost her virginity in a three way. Damn.

I was like, you know, I'm not a prude, but I think you should start. Start slow. Yeah. Two dudes or one other chick and one dude? I think it was two dudes. Whoa. Whoa. And they did D.

They did double, they did D.V. Double, double penis in the vagina. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. That's pretty advanced threesome. Yeah, she's a sweet gal. Her name's Marissa Myers.

She lives in Weeho now. She has two kids. Um, was that the guy's first time doing that too? That was the dude's first time just having sex too. Yeah. So then that was, they lost their virginity in an interesting way too. Did you experience a lot of that? No, I didn't.

I actually lost my virginity very late. I lost it when I was like 18. That's very early for me. But I appreciate you. I think we talked about this last pod too. I'm glad to probably. I think I just text you about it all the time. I'm like, too.

Like, Dylan, when did you lose your virginity? What did you lose your virginity? I was like technically maybe earlier, but for real, like 24. Okay. We're both pretty prude. You can make fun of me, dude. I'm not going to make fun of me. All right.

You wait for... You don't make fun of me, you fucking little bitch. The fuck chicks. No, man. You waited for the right one. Oh, you don't like, you don't like pussy? You like pussy, J.T. I like it.

Why aren't you getting Danny? Sorry. It's okay. If you guys aren't going to punk me, I got to do that to myself. No. I don't want to do that to you. I was like eight. I knew you were going to be younger.

Yeah. Than 10. Yeah, we talked about this on the last pot. Yeah, I think we did. Yeah. They called me STA straight to anal. You did? You went straight after the first?

Well, you know, I was like eight. This chick came out to me. She's like, hey, I want to fuck. And I'm like, I only do the ass. Holy shit. Because he's crazy. You were advanced. Oh, okay.

Yeah, no. I'm Christian, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. So, have you heard of soaking? Yeah. Yeah, pretty cool. That's in Salt Lake City. If you're Mormon, you have your friend, you have the girl get on the bed, and then you get on the bed.

And I believe you have to be inserted into her by one of your friends. Whoa. And then you can't move, but then your friends can move the bed as fast or slow as they want. Whoa. kind of making making you and that's because you're not actually doing it

yeah you're not doing it so it's not so it's like a it's a loophole that that God put in place wow that seems way easier than just going straight to you. Anal's another one that the Mormons use as well that's a loophole that they found out

yeah because that's what I was like she's like really the butt and I'm like yeah yeah no I think Mormons are like the republicans of loopholes for sex. Dude, that's sick. I was gonna say, like, God is sick, too,

because, like, he built in all these, like, loopholes with sex, with taxes. Like, he's just a dude who's like, hey, there's rules. But I'm gonna give you some area to play around. Yeah, I like that about him. He's, like, start a charity.

You only got to give 5% of it away to charity and you can write the rest off. Yeah. Which is sick. Fucking dude. That's tight. Which is sick. It's fucking awesome.

It's so cool. Like, it's so, cool for people to do that to be able to do that Dylan you're cool dude thanks man appreciate you appreciate you no no oh yeah yeah I like that oh so fist so fist dude Dylan I wanted to ask you yeah so like you yeah so like a lot of people have noticed that drones have kind of leveled the playing field in contemporary warfare where a more middling military can now thwart conventional military powers like Russia or the US and it's been this great equalizer do you relate to that because of like FL music production and

how that kind of made it easier for like at home music makers to compete with the major labels that's really interesting comparison um i i yeah i feel like it is um i feel like it is comparable and and uh i also think that ticot did that as well like now there's no gatekeeping on if you can put out your music you know and have it heard by millions of people so if you think about it ticot and fl are kind of exactly the same as drone striking. Yeah. So like when you see the IRGC and they're controlling the straight of her moves, just basically with the threat of drones.

Yeah, that's at Fruity Loops and Ableton are basically controlling the straight of her moves right now. And then logic is kind of in the background. Like, what about me? Right. Yeah, I totally felt that same way. Yeah, and Pro Tools is like non-existent. and in the whole experience. No, it's totally antiquated.

Yeah. That's like surface to air missiles. Exactly. That's like lame. You can't even do anything with that. Because it's like we already see that coming. Yeah, it's background. We already have another missile that's going to hit your missile.

Yeah, it's expensive and it doesn't really do the job. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. You're just wasting taxpayers money at that point. That's what so. So that's Pro Tools is wasting taxpayers money. That's crazy because, I mean, you mentioned that the barrier to entry to music is, you know, has anyone can hear your music but but based on what you've just said the barrier to entry to war

like we could become a warring a war state well I think yeah I think um if we're going to relate anything else to to that I would think that like a 3D printing is kind of the the like level playing field of getting into war now because you can print your own guns if you wanted to yeah I don't know about missiles yet but we'll get We'll get there. We'll get there. As long as they don't overregulate the physical world, I think we'll have the capacity. Yeah.

And if not, we can always do it in the digital world. Whoa. But like, you know, you could, if we put our heads together and really persevered, they could be like, Chad, JT and Dylan are now controlling the straight of Hormuz. Yeah. I don't want to do that though. No, no. But hypothetically that could happen. It would be cool if we did it as buddies.

I'd open it. It would be bad. Yeah, I'd open it too. I'd keep it open. I'd keep it open for sure. That would be pretty sick to be like, dudes, what's up, dudes? We just opened it.

Yeah, you're welcome. That's it. You walk up to the balcony. Yo, we opened it. Peace. The love, dude. The love would be crazy. Your faces would be immediately

on t-shirts, flags, everywhere. I would like to do something big like that at some point. That would be, I mean, I would, the fanfare for me would be insane. Even if I was involved, too, I'd be like, thank you guys for doing this, too. Yeah. Did we get shit? I know I helped, but. I really appreciate you guys saying it the way you did.

We could shit talk America, too. We could be like, nice job government. Like, nice job with the straight. Took you guys way too long. We did it in one day. Yeah. Yeah. so hard about stuff. You could literally just go out and say it's open. Like sometimes you'll

see issues and you're like, that's still going on? Like, dude, what the fuck? I've literally never had a beef last that long. Me neither. Where you couldn't just figure out. I've squashed it in two days. Dude, I like, most my, most my beasts have never lasted longer than two days. That's what's up. You just call the dude, right? Yeah. You're like, all right. Hey, I know we disagree on some fundamentals here, but I think we can move on peacefully. Yeah, or we just do one fight and whoever wins, they were right. Yeah, what happened to that? It's like, dude, you beat my ass, you win, you get to kind of, you have a little bit more say on this thing.

Yeah, yeah. Sounds nice. Gotta go one-on-one. Dude, actually to that, look, if you didn't like the UFC fights at the White House, you're just a pussy. Yeah. Like, I'm sorry. This is America, dude. I'm not sorry.

We like to fight. Yeah. And that's what built this country. And if you can't handle that and the patriotism and the honoring of. soldiers that goes with it. What are you even doing here, dude? I'm so glad they did that event. And I'm looking forward to more events, more fights.

You know what else they should do? Dude, they should do, in addition to the fights, the world's largest gang bang at the White House. Put it on the lawn, get the Brasers All-Stars, set it up with sick lighting, tons of sponsors, turning point USA run it back and just bang it dude just get them out there

just freaking thrusting for America F-18's come overhead dude can yeah can you imagine the planes coming overhead as you've been I'm thinking just the there's just the best tits and the best dicks

the best dicks just out there showcasing American just huge he's got bigger dicks and bigger tits than America I don't think anybody. Maybe Brazil. Maybe.

That's a good call. But I think most of the people that have those came to America. And that's the beauty of freedom. It's a beacon to the rest of the world. All these other repressed nations are watching this. They're like, I could go to America. I could be in world's largest gang bank. Yeah.

Mom, I'm going. Yeah. And then they come over here. And, you know, we get the cabinet there. Trump, he's pro porn star He nods And we honor the troops They get first dibs in the gang bang

I love that Dude yeah imagine a fat gang bang going on Planes flying overhead He's saluting Oh my God and the red The red white and blue Smoke from the planes If you don't

If you don't like that You're gay Yeah And dude the Kalshi predictions Are gonna be crazy Like who busts the first nut? Oh my god. The polymarket's gonna go off tons of squirts first oh my god. It's gonna be a lot of squirting yeah oh dude here and Lee's getting in there deep dude there's gonna be some serious squirt wow you did he scored on the

freaking white house lawn oh my god oh you guys didn't think that it would be on the actual UFC mat yeah leave the ring there leave the ring there because then it's also like funny if there's a person that comes in and slips by accident because then you're like the weird guy in the gang bang that you were too excited you were like oh shoot we're all just like oh dude we get 80 000 people in the crowd we get big monitors up there's the monitor in the background the jigs gash is like 20 feet tall on the thing yes this sick dude how fired up does that get that gets me so fired up i would i would i would i would appreciate to watch that on wherever it would stream is dana white running it yes we get dana on it we get joe francis from

girls gone wild, we bring him back to produce. Just, you know, people, entrepreneurs. Yeah. Dr. Phil. Dr. Phil. Yeah. He could do chats with people. How are you feeling? Yeah, exactly. Your vagina must be tired. You just got railed by five different guys. And those were the, probably the biggest penises in America. Those were some really huge dicks. We actually did measurements of the biggest penises in the world. And those were two, those were actually top five. We did the measurements. We did it. Those were the biggest dicks we could find. Yeah. Dude, that fires me up, bro. Thanks guys for rolling with me on that, too.

It's a sick idea. Because people are so soft. No, I like that idea. I feel like that's also very forward thinking. Mm-hmm. Like really just forward thinking of what was going to happen soon in America. Dude. You're just thinking about it before everybody else is thinking about it.

Dude, just imagine Johnny Sins. You got to get Johnny Sins. You have to. And he's slamming Rachel Rocks. Mm-hmm. And Travis Pistron is flying overhead hucking a can-can. Hold on. You just gave me a, what if there's like a half pipe

and we got Tony Hawk just doing 1080s? And then there's just a battleship in the Potomac and you've just got some of our proudest fighters firm in their salute. Did you know the fucking message that I would send to the rest of the world? Everyone will come here. Yeah, everyone will. And here's the thing, dude, not only have Tony, then have like Danny Way doing a Christair, big air over it.

Can you imagine the, imagine the visual you see like a bunch of dudes and chicks just banging. Christair and then Brian Deegan doing a backflip over that. And dude, are we setting up? Are you spinning the beats there? Yeah, yeah. Would you perform, I would. I would. I would.

I would. Funny enough, I would be, I know exactly what song I would be. be playing. I'd be playing Martin Garrickson and Dimitri Vegas and like Mike tremor. And they're pulsating to the beat. Wow. And you see that Christair?

Maybe we have like an ice setup too. Sean White's doing like one last rip over. So they're jumping over the ring. That's awesome. Just it's for the troops And then

That's exactly How can you not want to see that? I think JT I think you just fixed America Yeah I hope so I mean I know some people are going to be against it Because they're just against anything

This administration does But I think we would all agree This is like a pretty A pretty bipartisan Yes Kind of event Everyone can participate

Like I don't care If you're Republican or Democrat. You got to be a stud. Yeah, you got to be stud. You got to know how to fuck. I'm not going to do like DEI where like you can be some like little bitch in a wheelchair. We're going to let you fuck at the White House. No, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, you got to be, unless you got a fucking hammer.

Yeah, yeah, that's it. Because you, because there's some dudes in wheelchair who plow. Yeah. So I didn't mean it like that. I just meant you don't get in because of that, if that's your only thing. Yeah. If this guy was still with us, he would be the first one. Oh, Barry Wood.

Yeah. Dude, shout out. Dude, what a horse, bro. Yeah. And Barrywood's not even fucking, he's just sitting there with his fat. Oh, shit. Is he waiting for the final? It's like he's the final contender.

He's the final boss. Yeah. That's a good main event. Yeah. That'll sell tickets. He's the final boss. He's the final boss. That'll be worthy of the, uh, yeah.

Because dude, it's the white house. You got to have the biggest fucking dick going last. Yeah. Yeah. I'd be so disappointed if it was like some dude, it was like barely six. And I'm like, dude, why did we, y'all why be why did i sit down and buy this yeah exactly it's got to be a dude with a freaking hammer yeah that's dude i'm just fired i really like that i really like that idea i can't wait to

watch that i i think we should make it a family event too it hit me like a bullet because i was watching the fights you know elia lost i turned it off and i started jacking off and then i was like wait a second wait this kind of makes sense together yeah i mean the thing that's great about this idea is that hopefully like you know you porn ex hamster porn hub one of those here's this idea and they're like well why don't we start at grassroots movement we just start doing it really really small and it just gets bigger and bigger we do like a one-time streaming event on on our website and then they start just building it up and then that's and then the president's season goes well actually i really like this this is pretty patriotic of you why don't we do this on the lawn i i could see that happening

And classy. Yeah, but very classy. And I think they would class it up. I love that idea. And also, is there fighting going on? Absolutely. Yeah. Right?

I mean, some of the dudes can get pretty rough when they're doing it, you know. Okay. Oh, it's all consensual. I thought it was people fighting in a different ring. Oh, you mean like, yeah, like MMA. But I also like the idea of the dudes fighting over chicks. Oh. With like boners.

That's awesome, dude, dude's thrown hands with. you know, fat dicks. Yeah. Because when I was, when I started watching MMA, all the guys dated porn stars. So it's like there's a lot of overlap. There is. Two amazing communities. They should have dudes fighting to penetrate one another on the White House front lawn.

That's so sick, dude. Yeah, dude, that's a really good. So the two guys square off and it's who can get in the other guy first. Oh, wait. So they're fighting. So who gets to fuck the other one? They're, they're, it's, if you're fighting and whoever, you're both trying to each other.

Yeah. Okay. I don't know why that tickled me because it's not funny. So you're squaring off. Yeah. And then whoever gets, you know, ground and pound, you take the other guy down, double egg, he turtles, and then you rock them. Yeah.

Then you insert. Which is a euphemism for banging up. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And then. By the way, just to help you out with the, the. you know what you said earlier i think they would both have you know written consent yes it's to the penetration it's simulated so i don't think it would be the other thing yeah thank you

yeah no i got you i know i know i know what you're saying because because legally they would have consented to well if i lose i'm getting penetrated yes yeah and you can tap yeah you can we respect oh that's that's that's yeah tap out tap out tap out that's really interesting You didn't even get penetrated. Yeah, yeah, I like that. Guys are fucking chicken shit. And then I think... His brother threw in the towel.

He couldn't even watch. And then I think after that we had Tom Cruise skydive in. And then he fucks the last guy. Oh, wow. Yeah, everyone's... I could see it. Everyone's chanting. Maverick.

And he's got the leather jacket on. And he just... No pants. Yeah, no pants in. And he throws it off right as he's about to go in. Yeah. No pants. a boner, skydives in.

Because this one's for you, Iceman. Yeah, this one's for you, Iceman. Just plows the last dude. Yeah. I hope it's me. I hope so, too. I'd compete. Yeah.

It'd be a huge opportunity, and I'd be really honored to just do that for... To get fucked by Tom Cruise in front of Toronto. Yeah, for our country, dude. And, like, you know, to do that in front of the president, let him know, you know, I support his mission, and I support America. That's...

It's controversial. Imagine the segment you get on Tucker or Megan Kelly. Oh, yeah. That'd be awesome. I hope Buckley's on that episode. Oh, Buckley, dude. That's Tucker's brother, dude. Oh, dude, yeah, legend.

He's a fucking killer. He's kind of the savage of their family. Oh, dude. Yeah, that guy fucks. What else, dude? Actually, I had something for you. Yeah, so, Dylan, one of my favorite things you've done recently is he put a fart on reverb. Yeah, it did. Um, well, I mean, I didn't, but right. Someone gifted it. Someone gifted it to me.

So, dude, I was thinking like, if you're open to it, you know, I don't want to put you on the spot, you know, now that we're like transmitting live. But, um, I wanted to offer you a sound that you could put on reverb. Okay. Um, actually, I haven't recorded it yet, but it's me doing a squat, like a grunt. Okay. So, like, I can, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, down, it's, ugh. We just got it. So you want me to put that into a song? I could turn that into a synth. Okay, cool. And I could do that later. Okay. I don't have my computer with me right now, so I can't. I'll send it to you. Yeah, I could do that. I could turn it into like a soft synth or something like that and put it in a song. Cool. Okay, cool. Yeah. No pressure. No,

no, that's easy. Okay, cool. Just letting you know that like that'll be easy. Okay. Can I hear the fart? Yeah. Yeah. Some guy, passed me a USB and then I looked at the the what the contents were inside of it and all it was was a fart it's fart dot wave we're gonna see what's reverb that's all that was in there you know he wanted me I mean that's why he's passing it to me he wants me to play his song I wasn't his song but you know because that's like the what a legend like I know that's that's why this guy's the Whoever this guy is the best. He's his one opportunity to give me a record of his to play.

He decides to go, no, you know what? I want him to play a fart with a reverb from Vine. Do you know how many takes it took him to get that fart? No, that's, I mean, that's like a classic, you know, that's a classic fart from Vine. Oh. So it's not even his fart. Whoa. Yeah, that's why I wanted to offer like my own, you know, my own squat girl.

Yeah. Yeah, I like that. So it's like everything. like kind of like the beats about to drop here's oh okay you don't want me to make a symptom of it you just want the oh no I'm when you put that I'm gonna add your you know I'm my flare your artistic process yeah thank you super respect yeah yeah yeah I just see that guy sitting there like finishing his song his like new song and then him going man I'm gonna go to that Dylan Francis show and I'm gonna give him my song and then him going no I'm gonna give him a fart

he's going to like that way more than this this is going to further my career even though he didn't even put his name on the USB when I love to is you're like there's nothing else on it not even a name not nothing not even not even hey contact me afterwards

if you liked this nothing that's kind of more beautiful right maybe he was so excited that he forgot to do that but yeah no that's where you're like oh man he really wanted this joke to sell and it did for love of the game From love of the game. Yeah.

Sometimes you just see people do things and you're like, that is just like that, that didn't even come from a human. That came from like the heavens. Yeah. That was a transmission from his muse. So it was like, you're going to give Dylan. Don't give him your song. Yeah, some voice, don't give him your song.

Give him the fart. Give him the fart. Well, I know you'd been going through a tough time before that, right? And then that fart kind of was an epiphany moment. Like, I think I heard you described it. was almost like the water at the end of the Helen Keller story where like language finally clicks into place for her. Did I say that?

Yeah, I read an interview where you said that that fart, the sound of it kind of changed to you forever and that you understood your own purpose better afterwards. Did I say that? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Did Dylan say that? Or was I just saying that? Dylan Francis Helen Keller.

Yeah. Dylan Francis, Helen Keller. Do you know Helen Keller? Yeah, of course. Everyone knows Helen Keller. Dylan Francis, he doesn't know how to spell Helen Keller. He's not great at spell. We love him to death, though.

But this guy will spell some words. Helen. There we go. Oh, dude, you got right. Oh, yeah. Yeah, look. Tiger belly. It says you do talk about that.

I do. I guess I do. I guess I did. I guess I might have said that in an interview that, yeah, with the high energy. I guess it was the water. Yeah. The water. Did you actually talk about Helen Keller?

Yeah. I think I did. I think the AI is hallucinating. Wow. Dude, this is where AI hallucinations are great. I just made up a lot. lie and now it's true and if you're listening to this you just think this is real.

That makes me really happy. In the comedy sphere. Yeah. Wow. You were on Tiger Bell and you talked about Helen Keller. H.K. dude. This is Helen Keller singing. Dude, maybe I knew that on my, that's kind of cosmic. That is. Wow. I don't think I talked about it on there.

No? No. No, you did. You did. You did. Because it's right there and it says you did. You did. Yeah, well, I mean, I definitely yeah. She's definitely a big part of internet culture, so it makes sense. You hear about it all the time. You hear about all of the time. Yeah.

But yeah, to go back to what you were saying, I don't think I may have said it in passing, but yeah, no, I don't think that that was the big changing moment for me. I think it was like a little step towards the right direction. Yeah, so you're almost like reluctant to say anything was the big epiphany. That feels like kind of a phony narrative. people. Yeah. For you,

life is more about like incremental change. Yeah. More like the Warren Buffett, like 8 to 10%. That's what the fart did to the Helen Keller thing, to the next thing to the next thing. Rather than having like a viral moment. Okay.

Of, you know. And were the other moments also fart? No, no, no. I think other ones were, you know,

just finding new ways to make music. with other sounds. That's why I said that I could easily make music with him grunting. Right. Is realizing that music comes from everything. That's really, that sounds, that's like smarter than I can think. Were any of the other moments farts? Hmm.

Hmm. I mean, yeah, probably some of them. Like, I think syncopation wise. Good. Because if you start thinking about it more mathematically, everything kind of has its own rhythm, whether it's swung or straight or triplets, you know, and farts tend to have pretty sharp, you know, beats to them where they could go like, you know?

Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. No problem. Dude, so I posted a photo of me drinking a diet, Coke. I love Diet Coke. My buddy,

Randy from the co-op, he messages me. He's like, dude, that is so irresponsible. You're giving Diet Coke a platform. You were firsthand responsible for giving people Dementia. And I was like, dude, Randy, like,

first off, I eat a ton of kimchi. I drink a ton of kombuch. Mm-hmm. I look out for my health. I son my ass every morning. It's not like I'm not a healthy dude. But I think there's something about when you're so stressed about being healthy,

that raises your cortisol more than just having a fat DC every now and then. So I was like, Randy, I think you need to check your cortisol levels because you're so worried about being organic that you're turning your body inorganic. Absolutely. And I think that's something that the health community needs to hear. It's like you guys need to chill a little bit. and enjoy. You know, if daddy wants some KFC, I'm going to enjoy it.

That doesn't mean I'm not going to do, you know, son my ass and hit the sauna right after. Dude, they say having no friends is worse for your health than smoking a pack a day. Amen. So like your buddy, he sounds lame. So he's probably going to die. That's what, dude, you should message him that. I will. Yeah.

Yeah. Randy at the co-op. Hey dude you're like um also don't throw rocks at a glass house No you just shatter the fucker yeah yeah and you're fragile thanks yeah so he's gonna clean that shit up yeah And also he could turn into the person that that's in the glass house too Randy could one day be drinking a DC and then all the sudden Where his moral values totally yeah he's like boxed himself into yeah now now he can't drink a DC and if he ever does then he becomes himself that was throwing the rock.

Yeah. Dude, and then you see all these Europeans coming over here for the World Cup and they've never had like ranch dressing. Yeah, and they're all taking it back home now. Yeah, and you're like, dude, see you guys like,

yeah, you have health care, but you live in absolute poverty. Yeah. And it's like you see like old tan dudes in Italy, you know, they're the healthiest dudes out there. They're ripping sigs on. the reg. They're ripping heaters. They're probably drinking Diet Coke, but because they're so chill,

it doesn't affect them. I think that's one thing about health is if you're chill, it won't affect you. Um, vibes. Yeah. Yeah. That's a bar. That's a bar right there. Um, it's like, you let's, here's another thing in high school, I would listen to Beethoven on the reg, but then I'd throw in pussycat dolls. And people are like, what are you doing? You're, you're, you're ruining your and I'm like no that that's my guilty plush you know I rip Beethoven and I throw it don't you you know jack off that's that's crazy because mine was Mozart and then spice girls dude yeah wow and you you also feel like if Beethoven was here and he saw the pussycat dolls his first reaction would be for sure

Oh, dude, 100%. Also, Beethoven and Mozart are still crushing it on Spotify. Are they putting up numbers? Yeah, they're putting up. I think they're both around like 16 mil. Whoa. And they kind of fluctuate back and forth. I think right now Beethoven's beating Mozart.

But then I think sometimes depends on like if that, you know, the heist movies are coming out. If they chose to use Beethoven or Mozart, that one with George Clooney. that one kind of Chopin and C So that that kind of I think delegate Oh it's 6.8 My bad

I thought it was 16.8 Dude Ludwig putting up numbers Yeah still to this day So it's like he getting Fat distributions on that Like I've heard Spotify's little tilted To like the top earners

Yeah it is Is like Beethoven Mozart Like how are they living right now Um I think yeah Probably his kids are doing well off of those. Why isn't he getting any of the money? I mean he is, but then it goes to his trust.

But why isn't he just? Or did they have trust back then? But is that like, so that's interesting. So like Spotify's not paying the artist directly? Like, why is it going to his trust? Because he's not a here with us. Yeah, he lives, he sounds like he's from Europe. But like what?

Yeah, no, I get it. He seems like he's from Europe. But like, why isn't he? No, he's not alive. What? He's, um, Mozart and Beethoven are both, uh, deceased. What?

Whoa. Yeah. You guys didn't know that? No, I didn't know that. So what? I'm so sorry. When did this happen? Um, this happened in 1791.

Holy shit. Mozart died when he's 35. Oh my God. They didn't. Yeah. I knew he was old. I thought he was like 150 years old, but I thought he was still alive. Yeah.

No. We didn't have Blue Origin or Amazon to like help him with health issues that they had at 35. People complain about that stuff. But then it's like, you know, if he had access. If he had access, if he was able to get some medicine to his door. Yeah, like everyone hates billioners, but they don't hate the innovations that come with that. And maybe if we had in his era a Bezos or an Elon, you know, he could have maybe. Yeah.

That's where would still be a lot. They did. Yeah. That's crazy because I just got tickets to see. Mozart. So who am I seeing? Maybe maybe you're just seeing an orchestra do

his music. So it's kind of like a cover band. That's bullshit. It's like you've like Led Zeppelin is not around but you know that there's like cover bands that do Led Zeppelin. Wait, so I didn't actually see Led Zeppelin? That wasn't Led Zeppelin? No. Oh, fuck.

Whoa. No, they passed away. Wait, so you said something like really provocative there. Mm-hmm. You're saying orchestras are just cover bands. Yeah. Hmm. And they kind of don't act like that. No, they act so pompous.

Like if you meet the third violinist in the freaky... The concerto? Yeah. Right. Exactly. Yeah. Like just that right there. It's like, okay.

But in reality, we're like... We can't say concert. We have to say concerto. Right. It's like the same thing. And then you're like, okay, you did that and that's like, that's cool. That's cool. You got a job and stuff for respect.

Yeah. But like, are you as sick as Imagine Dragons? Probably not. Just saying it like it is. Also, sometimes like, don't they have their music in front of them? Yeah. They haven't even memorized it. And they also have to have a person showing them what to do where it's like, I mean,

I've listened to spice. girls, I know when to hit the high notes and the low notes. Yeah. I sing in my car all the time. They could be doing that. Yeah, it's like take control. Yeah. Take control of your own life.

Yeah, they all seem like they're pretty lazy, in my opinion, after what you're just saying. A bunch of followers. Yeah. Yeah, like, you know, I go to Weenie Rose. You see the used. They're freaking hammered. And they can still remember 15 songs. This dude went to a Berkeley school of a...

Berkeley School of Music. Right. and then you know like even what were you doing there the whole time dude smoking weed that's what it is dude these guys are all all these orchestra dudes are just freaking well dude but they're not the right kind of lit

we should start shit talking them and just be like oh you need the you need the conductor to tell you when to play yeah it just cover his eyes you know like when someone's driving you know when you know when to play do you imagine it uh dude rip to um Beethoven yeah And Mozart. Yeah, and Mozart.

Imagine if they had Instagram though, Beethoven, like comes up, he's like, yo, dropping heat on Tuesday. I've been working on this ish

for a while. Dude, also the names of their songs are just incredible. Have you looked at them? Can you pull up some of the names of their songs? Um,

they didn't even name it like, you know, just, you know, like gnarly. They named him like Symphony number 40. Oh.

Or Don Giovanni. Dude, that's super. Or piano concerto number 21. Wow. Piano concerto number 23. You got to remember all the numbers of your favorite concerto. Yeah. Damn.

Again, concerto is a concert. So they did piano concert number 21. Piano concert number 23. That's also tough if you're like in the crowd and you're like, piano concerto number 21. Yeah. Like that could get real. he could get crisscross

Apple sauce and end up playing the wrong number the wrong number dude Beethoven's on the mic he's like yo yo I think I want to throw it back a little bit

you guys want to hear piano concerto number 21 yeah that's running dude the whole crowd explodes yeah the wigs are in the air yeah yeah yeah

oh dude take my wig he's at Coachella on the main stage. I really want to see Sonata for two pianos because that seems like a battle. Yeah.

Instead of a rap battle that's kind of like two pianos battling back and forth at each other. Wow. The magic flute. That was a name of a song?

Yeah. Oh my God. Do you, um... I don't name my songs like that. No. Oh, sorry. What's your favorite name of a song? My favorite name of a song.

Is it one of mine or just in songs in general? Hmm. I guess Blinkmin 82 just put out their 25th anniversary of Take Your Pants Off and Jacket. And I really enjoyed that they released the singles that were only on the VIP CDs you could. by. So one of my favorite song names is when you fucked grandpa. And then also another one is I want to fuck a dog. Whoa.

Uh-huh. Those are probably my two favorite titles that have been released recently. What is the Coochie Anthem? Coochie Anthem is with young gravy and it's pretty self-explanatory. We enjoy vaginas. And it's an anthem for them.

I think we should all hang out. Yeah. Yeah, I love Young Gravy. I mean, we made another song with T-Pain called Hot Tub. Yeah, I love pussy. It's about having sex in a hot tub. Whoa. Yeah. So was that something where you were like, you had done that?

And then you were like, this would make sense? I hadn't, I hadn't done that. But I had recently watched Out Cold with Zach Aliphonakis. And when we were in the session, I thought, like, hey, there was a scene where Zach was fucking the... The blonde lady. What's her name? Yeah. She's a famous model.

Oh, dude. Yeah. Whoa. Will you look up her name, dude? Was she the one in basketball, too? Victoria Silvestadt. Yeah, she is the one in basketball. Sick.

Wow. I forgot that. How cold's so good. Great. Yeah. I think he's in a hot tub with her in that, too. Yeah. You're in the hot tub

with playing the year, Victoria's Silverstead. Holy shit. Bro. I've seen baseball so many times and I totally forgot about that. If there's a hot tub, she's in it.

She's in it. So this is actually an anthem for her. So, thanks for helping me realize that. In my next life, I want to be a hot chick and a hot tub with huge tits. Oh, God,

that sounds awesome. Yeah, Victoria's like a, she's kind of like Nadia and American Pie and Out Cold where she's like, Like the step sister from Europe She's like, ooh Who's like so hot

But like somehow also accessible Yeah That's a great like That was really aspirational Because when I was growing up I was like dude If I get my game right

You could have Victoria I could probably tee her up With one of my boys It made me want to snowboard more For sure It made me Oh yeah Yeah

I think that's missing from a lot of movies nowadays. Like, you know, when I was watching, when I was watching, you know, Hail Mary with Ryan Gosling, I'm like, this movie's sick, he's in a spaceship, you know, but if there was a hot European chick that was like kind of accessible, that he was like kind of wanting to fuck the whole time, I think it would have really, you know, elevated the movie to a whole new level. It's like, you just see her tits.

here and there. Yeah, because then you see the alien spoiler. You're like non-hot. Yeah. Not even, you couldn't even talk yourself into it. Yeah, cute relationship, but he's not trying to fuck. Very life-affirming, but at the same time, what do we do in here? Oh, I didn't know that that, I haven't seen it.

Oh, sorry, man. You're gonna really like it. I spoiled the fuck out of it, but it's still really worth watching. Okay. So basically there's like... I'm cool with getting spoiled, by the way. Yeah, tell me in movies. There's like a head scientist who he's kind of you know, talking with the whole time who's kind of like, you know, in charge of the Hail Mary program. And she's great actress, but I'm like, dude, if it was like, you know, Nadia from American Pie,

it just would have added, like, I wanted to like message the directors like Lord and Miller and be like, you should get hot chick, hot, you know, pink chick with big tits. Just need a little bit more sexual chemistry in this movie and it would kind of be perfection. Yeah, dude. That actress is, if you watch her and her, like that French, I think a couple different country parts, not of you of a fall movie where she disparages her husband's lack of ambition, dude, it'll fire you up. Yeah. I thought it was pretty hot.

She really cut him down. I got to see that. Yeah. I think he ends up killing himself. Oh, nice. But that's kind of the crux of the movie is Diddy? Yeah. Like, I'm starting to watch, I forget their name right now.

What's the Robert De Niro movie? He's a murderer. Cape Fear? Cape Fear, the TV series on Apple. Oh, I want to start watching that. Played by Javier Bardem. Yes. And it's Amy Adams is the lawyer.

But I messaged the director. I'm like, dude, if you could just throw like a hot European chick in there with big tits, I think, you know, that might help retention. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like, people say your studio notes are redundant, but they're helpful in every instance. Dude, in every general meeting we do, you know, whether it be, you know, Hulu, you know, hot European chick with big days.

Yeah. You know what you're reminding me of, I have this music video called Not Butter. And we actually do fake studio notes the whole time. So the beginning of the music video starts normal. And it's just a regular party. And all these people are walking around. And then it gets to the top of the stairs and then the scene ends. And then the notes pop up that say, hey, like, push the sex.

So the next scene turns into like a sexier version. And then they keep saying, hey, push the sex. And then so at the end, it's a full on orgy. Nice. And then like at the complete end of it, this guy actually come or yeah, this guy actually or this girl, sorry, this girl actually, you know, squirts all over this guy's face. Wow. So if you want to fast forward to the end, you can see.

Thank you to KY. They're the ones that gave us a boatload of female ejaculate. Nice. So like it starts off like kind of tiny because she hasn't like fully erupted yet. Whoa. He's got a great face to get squirted on it too. Whoa, dude. Yeah.

And this is awesome. Yeah. And then right here, I don't know why there's, there we go. That's like a full. Oh, she freaking splooges on it. Yeah. Wow. So like to fake that, did you have like a.

guy with a hammer cock just bust on it? We had a bucket of, okay. Of, uh, K-Y. Oh. How did he like that? Getting down-ed. He was great.

Yeah, he loved it. Um, he said he would do it again if we needed to, for the scene, but we were like, no, we got it. Good.

Yeah. Because you guys are professionals. We're professionals. Yeah, because if the, if the camera guy would have been like, oh, you know, there was something in the frame.

Yeah, got a little bit on the, on the camera. Now we're out, we were out of focus. That would, that would have been bad, but are you going to give us to, to Jiz for the next take.

Yeah. Because we used all of it. That was all of the... Wow. That was all the K-Y. That was all the K-Y we had that day. And so your backup in case you didn't get the shot was you had a deal with a hammer. All of us loaded it.

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Christ airs yeah like so growing up we were all big into like skating and dirt biking massive and one of the things I most appreciated was that it was never about making money like even if you had a friend who ripped but then he found out he was getting sponsored you're like dude why are you doing that like we're not doing this for a job, we're doing this because we love it. And when you do something like that, you desecrate the art form. But you know what bothers me is that we don't take that same mentality

into other walks to lay. Like in high school, I had a buddy who was good at basketball. He was like, dude, I'm going to get a scholarship. And I was the only one. I was like, dude, why are you doing that? It's weird that he can't be a poser for doing that. I'm like, so you want to go play like organized hoops with some coach telling you how to play.

Uh-huh. How about just us at the, rec center dude yeah live in the life he's like oh I want to go to the MBA I'm like why so you can sell soda like what are you even doing dude yeah like oh so you can be with your big fancy friends and ride in limousines is that what it's about no let's just hoop dude no let's just run pick and roll in the backyard and then we'll all just have shitty jobs and shitty lives yeah it's like oh you want to be with Victoria Silsad model of the year exactly like what are your values yeah and I you

know coming from where I come from like dirt bike skate culture it was never about that like we knew that there was a low ceiling on our life I think we were catching air other places yeah it goes to basketball first you get the khakis then you get the chicks that though I always thought that was a really good line I loved it because it was I don't think they were ever thinking of like going you know I don't think they were thinking about being posers I think it's just like you get khakis and then you get a girl yeah every time I watch like a professional football or basketball game I'm like I guess.

I'm like, if this is what you want, like, to have some, you know, offense that's, like, set up by nerds. But for me, the beauty and all of this stuff is just slinging it with your boys. Yeah. Yeah. Also, to throw it back to motocross, man, I always wanted a, what is it, is it 400? No, 400 is a smaller one, 250. It was 250cc.

That's like the one that you can get when you're, like, 15, right? Because you're not tall enough. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, you start off on a 125 that you boosted up to the 250. My friends and I were obsessed with this. Where have all those kids gone, too? I don't see a lot of kids talking about motocross anymore.

They're all just ripping wheelies on e-bikes. Yep. Gen Z is super risk-givers, dude. It's one of the biggest issues we have right now in the country. Yeah. And, you know, I really don't like it. I'm actually creating a foundation where we're given four-stroke 250.

to just randot teenagers. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, we're just getting in Kawasaki, Yamaha. That's why I really like Nysia right now in the skate world. Like, I like that he's not wearing a helmet still. He had a really bad fall and he still won't wear a helmet. So much respect. Out of, yeah.

Story of my life, do that I, you know, growing up, my dad would make me wear sunscreen in a helmet. And I'm like, what's this for? And he's like, for safety. I'm like, it's also for no chicks. Yeah. You know, and it's like... Right. He plows.

Your dad, like, literally doesn't want you to procreate. Yeah. Exactly. I was like, Dad, like, either you don't... Like, it literally seems like you just don't want me to fuck. Yeah. Yes. And...

I always got that vibe from your dad. Yeah, and he's like, I want you to be safe. And I'm like, dude, I'm like, I'm like, going back to what you're saying, skater die. What does it mean? What does it really mean skater die? It means you either you either fuck or you fucking die. Mm-hmm.

So, you know, that's... That's why I don't wear a helmet. I like that. Like, I don't want to get in trouble because I know I'm not like a doctor, but like concussions or people overstate how gnarly they are. Oh, 100%. Yeah. I think it's also from like big hospital that's trying to make you think that that's...

Fuck big hospital. Yeah, that's a real thing so they can charge you for it. Yeah. Because I mean, look at how many people are still playing football. Exactly. Like the teams are full. They're actually too full. They actually have people on the sidelines waiting to play.

So I just don't really really. really, I don't believe it. No, I don't either. No, the concussion thing is. That's what they wanted to make money from documentaries as well. Yeah. Because I did like a whole documentary on concussions and I just don't think it's real. Yeah.

And it's like, it's like coordinated opposition where they're like, oh, we'll go after us about this. But that's not even really what the big issue is. Exactly. Yeah. It's all just a huge movement to sell more helmets. Yep. Yeah.

And the big issue is that the pro football is not even the best version of it that's going up. No, it's, it's college. It's college. And dude, it's even... And they only have one bar across their face. Yeah. Pro football has the full thing where you can even grab. Like who... I'll ask you that...

Guys, who funded the concussion studies? Yeah. Pro tech. Oh. Wow. All these helmet companies. Bell's a biker helmet too. Yeah.

Yeah, rugby players don't get concussions. Yeah, they don't even wear anything. No. Like, look at Mel Gibson. he played rugby and he's like totally with it yeah yeah Mel Gibson is like he's still married

yeah I mean he has no like what do they say with concussions anger issues violent outbursts leaving angry voicemails about you know whatever he's never done any of that It almost seems like what they do is like Like sometimes like

I think this is kind of kind of what you just said But like I think they almost like wait for Mel Gibson to mess up And then they say oh that's a symptom of concussion Yeah And I'm like but you're putting the cart Before Mel Gibson's racist rant Yeah Yeah

This is a big helmet This is all big helmet Yeah Jake can you look up who makes football helmets It's got to be um bro. I mean, I think we already know what countries make in these. Yeah, Rudel. Redel helmets is a huge funder of the concussion studies.

Yeah. It's like sugar. Yeah. You know, it's like these scientists suppressed all these sugar studies so you can sell more cereal. Big helmet created all these concussion studies so you could buy more helmets. It's all intertwined. It all leads back to money. Mm-hmm.

Did you guys get in on that SpaceX IPO? I didn't. I did. You did? Yeah. It's taking a little bit of a dive, but I'm liking it as a long term play. Oh, really? Oh, fuck.

Yeah, because I was doing pretty hot last week. Well, that's our mentality. Like, me and Chad, we invest heavily. Mm-hmm. You know, we're putting into stocks majorly. Mm-hmm. We're huge on SpaceX, but we don't check our stocks every day. I think, honestly, that's just a way to keep yourself bummed.

Yeah. We check about once a quarter. And we don't read the news. We don't stay up. We just have confidence that these are blue chip, foundational companies that are going to be the bedrock of the American economy. So if you believe that, you ride with your boys. Exactly.

Like when I see day traders, I'm like, so you're not a homie. Yeah. Because you'll jump ship the moment you see a little bit of blood. Totally. And that's not me. If I see red, I back you up. I'm like, you need more support. Yeah, you're not exit liquidity.

No, dude, never. Anyone that thinks that your exit liquidity. I never get out of the ocean. I'm like, dude, the waves are going to come. So I just think I would give this advice as someone who is financially successful via a trust, but still the money's there and I haven't lost it. You got to just put the money in and then let it go. Yeah.

If it comes back to you, it was meant for you. Yeah. Dude, that's why my biggest investment was an FTX, this crypto company. Put the money in, haven't even thought about it. I'm going to take the money out when I'm 60. That's the way you do it. Yeah. FTX, this crypto company.

They're like... I'm going to have to stand down on this one. What do you mean? I got some more bad news. What happened? Well, you know, kind of like the Beethoven thing? Yeah. Like how he, you guys didn't know he was gone.

so FTX is no longer a company so the guy Sam Bankman he actually scam yeah he looks hilarious so I don't know how to really say this he's a genius bro yeah

so if we're talking about someone that would like treat you like exit liquidity he he's the one that actually did yeah I feel really bad to bring this up but yeah because we bought it on like September 8th, 2021. It was trading it about 85 bucks. Yeah, let's check it. Let's check and see where we're at right now. Yeah. Um, so, so, because we put it in like, I'm put in like five G's. Yeah, we put it in, we yeah, you hate to see that. What is that? What is that number right there? Um, 25 cents. Oh, 25 cents. Oh, yeah. I mean, so it's not, it's not,

oh crap. We got in it like 80. So, so we're down. We're down. We're down. We're down. big. And so you're saying that the principal he went to jail? Yeah, he went. So Sam is in jail for, um, I think, yeah, I don't, like, I don't want to misquote, but I, I think for maybe 30 years. Whoa. Well, that's before I'm going to take my money. I was a little bit off. He's, uh, so yeah, you got five, not five years off that and you're good. Wow. Wow. So this is why I don't check stuff, Because this is a moment where a lot of scared bitches will be jumping ship. Chad, I think we double down. Yeah, let's put more into FTX.

Yeah. Oh, that's, okay, cool. I'm glad that this is not as bad of news as I thought it was going to be for you guys. That's the sunk cost phallic. When you lose money, you start banging it harder. And so we're going to put, and I want all the listeners to do this same, because I'm not the kind of scaredy cat that's not going to tell you where to put your money. I'm going to put my money in, you put your money in.

I think you have to say not financial advice to make sure you can't get in trouble. I'm not worried about that. Because that's what... People don't go to jail for financial crimes. Elon does that all the time. Elon, the most powerful man in the world? Yeah, he says not financial advice and then he tweets Doge. Oh.

So I do want to do what he does. What does he do? He says not financial advice and then you say what they should do. So that way you don't get in trouble. Okay, okay, okay. I really want to tell people straight up, though. Yeah, but I think that you would get in trouble with the SEC. Who is that?

That's the football. Securities. Securities Exchange Commission? Yeah. I think that was. That sounds like what a, that sounds like what a, that sounds like they're soft, honestly. Yeah, but they run the whole world. Yeah, but there's not my world.

That's no disrespect. Don't hear a great guy. but like honestly, I could give a fuck about them, bro. I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to make, yeah. Like, I'm an American, come to my door, see what's up. You come knock, I'll answer. Listen, I'm investing in the, the orgy. Okay, I don't want you to think I'm not chill.

That's true, that's true. I totally forgot we're doing it. Yeah, so, so I want you to know that I'm like, I fully ride for you. I'm just, I'm trying to bring up stuff that just, I want my, I want the best for you. He's like our shrewdest friend. Yeah. You know what I mean? You know what I'm about Dylan.

He's like, he's like looking at the whole. Yeah, like I don't want to be a. poser and I'm going to do whatever you're telling me to do, but I'm going to give you the options. Yeah. Okay. So this is not financial advice. Mm-hmm. Put all your money in FD. Yeah. Yeah. That felt so sick to do you, dude. The SEC, they run. Just to encourage people like that? Dude, I'm serious. Do you feel like a trillion air right now? Dude, I feel fucking like loaded, bro. I feel like I'm the man, which is such a good feeling. That's what Elon feels like every day. Dude, he's such a...

stuff. Yeah. Dude. I like how he names stuff. That and I also like how his body looks. Yeah, dude. He's got kind of like his own configuration. Yeah, he looks like the,

the cyber truck. You don't see a lot of dudes with those dimensions. Yeah. His front of his body looks like the cyber truck if you compared it. You know what, too? He's like gotten more racist as he's gotten older. But he thinks I don't forget that he was a pussy

because he left South Africa's because he didn't want to fight for apartheid. So like, what's up, dog? Yeah. Do you believe or not? Wow, yeah, look at that bot. Wow. Dude, yeah, judo, dude.

Wow. If you do too much judo. Yeah, he looks like a scallop. Yes, for sure. You guys want to take a call? Yeah, let's take a call. Let's take a call. I hope it's Elon.

You don't want to be me. I don't know. I'm bob in my head. Comedy's back. Boom, clap. Boom clap. Yeah, that's like question for you guys. Yeah.

Just went on a date with this girl. Sick. Hell yeah. And it went great. Sick. Went back to her house. Sick. That's awesome.

Spent the night. Cute. So. I like the way he said all this. She seems awesome. She seems cool. She's a bartender. Hmm.

Dangerous. But I think she might be, like, kind of crazy. Like, um, like, just, like, like, like, wild. Like, running in the street, you know, chucking lime scooters into the, into the ocean. Uh. I don't know. Unpredictable type of girl. Um, what should my next, what should my following steps be?

or how do you deal with a situation like that? It's all about balance, dog. So like, if you're boring as shit, this might be good for you. But if you already like to get after it a little bit, this will have a negative compounding effect and you guys will enable each other's worst qualities. So take a good, honest assessment of yourself in the mirror

and be like, do I need a chick that's going to be acting wacky, like, doodle to make my life more vibrant or is this just going to be too much chaos I'm leaning towards the ladder but you just got to ask yourself like is she going to bone my buddies it's a good maybe not ask yourself

but also ask her straight up communication is huge and ask your buddies are you going to fuck her yeah if given the opportunity if given the chance are you going to fuck her and if your friends are good friends I would totally take it down. I left you to death, but I would fucking fuck her.

Yeah, that's what you want to hear. You don't want to hear the no, because you know they're lying. If she is as badass, as you're saying. Because, I mean, any girl that's throwing lime scooters into the ocean, I'm interested. Which, honestly, I was like, that's kind of chaotic good. Yeah. Like, it's fun. It feels kind of victimless.

I think that'll probably grow in a reef. It's disestablishment. Exactly, dude. Because she's like, no, we should be walking. Yeah, she's like, dude, we're not even getting our steps anymore. Yeah. And the city looks like shit. Yeah.

With just the lime scooters, sorry. Oh, no, no, no. That's my bad. No, no. I just don't like litter. No. Unless it's in the ocean. 100%.

Because then you can't see it. And also, like, 85% of it's unexplored. So it's like a couple lime scooters down there. It's okay. Doesn't affect me. It doesn't affect me. There could be like a, sorry. Anyways.

I was just going to say, dude. Like, you should think to yourself, am I ready to ride the lightning? Yes. Am I ready to ride the lightning? Am I ready to, you know, because soon it's bird scooters in the Osh. Next will be you in the Osh. Are you ready to ride that lightning? You know, I certainly have my time with, you know, Tanya.

Bro. You remember Tanya? I've never seen anyone with that many, like, fireworks, literally. Oh, dude, yeah. She just had M80s. Just, just, she was literally like, everywhere we went, M80s never,

she never did not have a Roman candle on her hand. Just, I'd be like, what's in the backpack? Yeah. Light them. I was like, dude,

it's November. Holy. And then I asked you, I was like, would you fuck her and you're like 100%? I would. I would. I'd be worried about her,

because you told me when you guys were banging, she'd be lighting them off still. And I was like, wow. She tossed firecrackers. Oh my gosh. Yeah. You like that?

She was from Peru. Like that? Yeah. You like that? I was like, I was like, I didn't really know Spanish. So I was like,

C, C, C. And so I didn't realize I was saying, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Do you want to say that? What you're saying is. What did you think you were saying?

She's like, you like, and in my head, I'm like, no, no, no. And I was like, C, C, C, C, C, C, C, C, C. Yeah. And she's like, okay, okay.

And I was like, oh, C, C, C, C, C, C, C, C, C, C, C, C. I'm a puppy. It was hard to get, because later you were like, hey, why's my whole house on the fire? And she was like, you told me to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just kept saying. You're like, no, I didn't. She's like, C means yes. I was like, oh, fuck.

Yeah. But I'm a pleaser. It's tough for me to say no. Yeah. And then she was like, what do we need to put out this fire? You were like, sea. Sea water. Yeah, exactly.

Dude, honestly, I agree with Chad, ride the lightning. I probably wouldn't marry it. You got to end up with just a boring chick, dude. Do we make sure you do shit? How old he is? I'm going to guess he's 25. Yeah, ride the lightning. Ride the lighting.

But, dude, don't get her pregnant. No. I think the hardest part is like if she's a bartender, right, she obviously has to flirt with the customers to get better tips. You got to be able to respect that, you know? Like, have boundaries. but like she's just trying to get the money for the family. Mm-hmm.

And honestly, dude, chicks have to do that in most jobs, too. That was from God. Yeah. I just came in. Yeah. None of us were saying anything.

That was the same voice that said, put that fart on revert. Yeah, yeah, don't pass them your real song. Yeah. This is God being like, look,

bro, she's going to flirt with dudes to make money. And you're like, these are the loopholes that I have put in place. Amen. Yeah.

Yeah. Today, I was at the dollar tree, and the guy in front of me, he was just buying a single pack of socks. And the cashier, she said, do you want a receipt? And he said, no, I won't be able to return them after what I'd do to these anyway. and like why did he say that was he just like talking about wearing them and that's true

and if he was just talking about wearing them why would he say that hmm I mean you want me to take this one yeah yeah I think just the timing of this voicemail and FIFA's happening

so I could see that him just being really, really excited about playing soccer with his friends. Dude. But I could also see the other side of him, you know. I think I think there's like, to me, if you're going to disclose sexual information that wasn't asked for, you should always be negative. and to me busting in a sock is actually positive so for like me

I would not tell that lady I was going to bust in a sock I'd be more like I have an STD Mm-hmm She's like you're in the receipt I had an SDD Exactly Yeah

She's like nice socks And I'm like yeah well I've got her piece I think that's perfect dude Yeah that actually makes That makes everyone feel way more comfortable Like oh he's just being responsible Exactly Yeah

And you get the thrill of like... Of saying that you're going to jizz in these socks, but without just grossing everyone out. And you're talking about sex, which is fun. But you're doing it in sort of a responsible way. Self-deprecation is the best form of... That's the thing. A lot of sexual, like, line-steppers aren't self-deprecating.

Yeah, you have to be. Yeah. Like, if you're just on a bus, instead of like rubbing up on people, just be like, guys, I'm too horny and it's a serious issue. I think everyone will respect that more. And then everyone's like, okay,

we're all in this together a little bit. And like, let's just give this person space. Yeah. And then you're like, no, seriously. Like, I lose a lot of my day just being horny. And I'm really freaking horny right now, but it's my problem. But now you're making it everyone's problem

in a way that feels collective. Yeah, collaborative. collaborative. Collaborative. Help me. Help me. Yeah. But you don't have to help me.

Yeah. Unless someone wanted to. Do you want to help me? Yeah. You do? Yeah. You do want to help me. Yeah, I do.

It's been a good bus ride. Yeah. It's been a good bus ride. We got two more hours. We're going to San Francisco. Hey, give the driver five bucks. Where you use the bathroom. Keep going, buddy.

Yeah. Oh, wait. The bathroom's out of order. Oh. Mama. I might have to tell everybody. Hey, guys, big issue. Me and this guy are going to start banging.

Yep. Sorry about that. It's disgusting. I feel the same way as him. We're going at it now. How embarrassing is this? Yeah, don't look back here unless you want to. God, this is, whoa.

This is so... Whoa. You guys got to feel terrible about this whole thing. I'm so sorry. I got an issue. We're giving you guys a story to tell to everybody. Yeah. Your kids will never believe this one.

Yeah, exactly. It could have been a sad bus ride to San Francisco, but we gave them something to talk about. And are you on this bus? I'm just videotaping. Nice. Oh, no. Yes.

No. Yes. No. What else do you want to do? I'm doing a Christ stare over the bus. Oh. Yes. Tickets to the White House.

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Make sure you call 323-418-2019. Leave a voicemail and let us know what's up. Love you, dudes. I have been watching a lot of the World Cup recently, and I have a Babe of the Week based off of that. My Babe of the Week is the term in it, okay? So these commentators who are watching the game, they're usually English.

They say, in it, after it to basically confirm. firm with the other person that they agree with what you're saying so you it's kind of like in america when you say do you know what i'm saying or uh that do you agree the english say in it yeah in it brough in it that's the thing in it yeah that's the thing in it look when you're watching him out there if you're watching uh harry cane yeah harry cane i mean his link up plays it's just it's fire in it in it in it brough see who you put on you you got you got a you got a you got squad you put him on the World Cup? Croatia.

Oh. Yeah, I'm half Croatian. Are you really? Yeah. And we have yet to really be able to do anything. But you got Luca, right? He's one of the sickest ever. Whoa.

Yeah. Dude. Dude, the babes at the World's Cup have been out of control, dude. I love seeing that. See, she should have been in Hail Mary. Yeah, dude. Imagine if he was talking to her and she was like, no, you have to put this pipe into this pipe. Yeah. And she's and he's like wait what? Dude what pipe into what pipe? And it's just so

he's like about to die too. He's like but you have to really tell me what I need to do and she's like well you know what you have to do. Yeah. But you know what I need you to do is put that pipe into this in this pipe in this in this sock in the socket. In the sick way to die. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah but dude we should message his directors and just tell them. Um this is more just a sincere question. I'm just curious. Where's your favorite place to perform? Hmm. I think Coachella. Yeah.

Just because I'm in L.A. native and born and raised in Culver City. Mm-hmm. So that was always the festival to go to and play. I think I play there four, four times now. That's amazing. Yeah. What's it? Sorry.

Because being there, I can imagine being on a stage there. I mean, dude. it's it would be it's electric oh is backstage like crazy oh it's not too crazy um the the the one if you so if you go down to the right that one so like the stage doesn't look like this anymore but this is the old saharitan i think i remember and i the there was the first weekend that was happening and i played it sober and i felt like i was on drugs because of how much lights and just how like grandiose the stage looked and how far back it went. Yeah. And it's just such a cool experience.

Atmospheric inebriation. Yes. Atmospheric. That's exactly what happened to me. Because I felt like I was like for a second, I felt like I was high. Wow. Was that, would you, it's got to be so hard to pinpoint, but was that like one of your most, you haven't necessarily framed it as a positive, but was that like your most euphoric performance? Yeah. Yeah. you were just like, because I was just like, holy shit. You were in flow and you were just like out of body. I was out of body. All the fans were going crazy.

And it just felt like a, you know, it felt like my culmination of being an L.A. Native. Yeah. Dude. Do you get nervous before a performance like that? Yeah. Yeah. Not as much anymore.

So I used to be on this program called Serato. and Serato is you would bring your computer and you can have turntables that are basically reading songs off of your computer. So now I use this other program called record box and I bring a USB. So when I was on Serato, I could be like 30 minutes out from playing the show and I'd be still making edits.

Wow. So then you have so much anxiety because you're like, did I bounce this edit correctly? Did I leave a reverb on? Right. You could have made a small technical area that's just going to completely kill the show. Yeah.

Wow. So I'm glad that I don't do that anymore. But, but yeah. And that was just you trying to be too perfect, like trying to tweak stuff to just add to it. Yeah, we're just like making sure that I, that I have enough songs to play

because that's the thing that's scary too, of like you can only have, I think, a 250 gigabyte USB. That's what they say that's like so that the CDJs can read the songs fast enough. Right. And if you go any higher than that, it might slow down cueing up songs. So you only have 250 gigs of music.

Wow. But now you just trust the... I trust the process. That's beautiful. Yeah. That's cool. I'm sorry. I got one quick question.

Chad has constantly said that Coachella is better with age. Do you agree? No. It's a young man's game. It's a young man's game. I don't want to be there. anymore. Just because of the...

I love the festival. I feel like I'm kind of like Owen Wilson from Zoolander. I'm like, I love Coachella. I don't go, but I enjoy what they're doing. Right. Yeah. It's kind of that thing. I just don't want to participate in the whole, um, the whole thing.

The whole... You've done it. Yeah. It's a lot now like getting in and finding parking and it's so packed and, um, you know, I think whenever, when any, when any, person's gone to the festival before it became two weekends and before it was like you know you felt like you run a sardine can yeah here's tough for me here's my argument for aging into it is when I was young I'd go all my molly the first night I would just empty the tank and then by Sunday I'm just I'm just a

I'm just dead now I'm you know I'm at 30s I do like I just space it out yeah no I that That actually makes complete sense on, I didn't realize it was that. That's where you're coming from. Yeah. Yeah. And now I'm mature enough to know how much Molly to take. That makes total sense because I don't drink anymore or do anything. Yeah.

But back then when I did, I did the exact same thing. I actually, we went down there with no tickets and I'd been six months sober and I decided to get yet. And I drank half the bottle because I was like, man, well, I don't want to buy anything. I don't have any money. So we went and snuck in and I blacked out right as I got in. And I stole my friend's money and I drank more. I got a VIP wristband from someone somehow. And I was supposed to buy them VIP wristbands to my two friends that came in with me and I used it on alcohol.

Damn. So that like Wiley Attic charm where you're able to like get your friend's money or get the, do you feel like you're still able to conjure that kind of dark magic? as a sober person. No, and I'm happy about that. Right, because you think it was, it was making you feel bad, the choice. I felt so bad. The guilt caught up to you.

Yeah, when they found me, after I had, like, said I was going to go and get them wristbands. When they found me, I was broken. You were just like hating yourself. Yeah. I actually ran out of the festival. I was supposed to go see the black lips. That was my main goal was to go see the black lips play. Katrina, I think is their song.

and I ran out of the festival and I didn't realize I had a VIP wristband so I could just walk back in. So I called my friend's sister. I was at the festival with him, but for some reason I called her and I was complaining that I couldn't get back in. And she was trying to tell me like, no, you can. You can go back in. You have a wristband. And I was like, no, you don't understand. I'm outside the festival.

I cannot do that. Right. And you were just a logistical nightmare. I was. Yeah. And do you? All I wanted to see was that song and Mosh. And is that what made you get sober again?

And you were like, right, I'm done with this. Yeah, that was a big, a big reckoning. Had you already popped off as an artist at this point? No, no, no, no. That was me just as a, you know, as a normal nine to five. Do you attribute a lot of your success to your sobriety? No. I like that too.

Yeah. Do you sometimes I feel like, because people can certainly do it both ways. Yeah. It's like it'd be nice if you had to be a perfect person to have great results. It would be great, right? It seems like there's, you know, there's different kinds of ways up the mountain. Yeah. I like both of the sides.

Yeah, I do too. Yeah. I've struggled with addiction stuff, but I don't like pathologizing even more. Yeah. Or making it. I also don't want to want people to think that they can't have their own journey. Like I don't want them to think that they have to follow mine. because they need to make their own story.

Yeah. You know? Like everyone always is like, oh man, I got to be like Steve Jobs. I got to go do exactly what he did. And it's like, well,

he did it his way. And he wasn't listening to people. No. And he was, and he did a lot of stuff where people were like, hey, you need to stop doing that. Yeah.

And he's like, no, no, this is going to work for me. Like, he would just stare at people and not talk. I'm sure a lot of his friends in college were like,

this guy's weird. Hey, dude, stop staring at me and trying to like, weird me out until I do what you say. and then like became one of his greatest, you know, social assets. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I can do it.

Are we connecting? No, I was trying to do his stupid fucking face. I can't do it. I'm such a bitch. I'm never going to invent the personal computer. I suck. I think you can. You think so?

I think you can. I remember reading that he used to like, because his parent, he had adopted parents. Yeah. And he would like punk them as a young person. Yeah. Like we realized pretty early on, Steve was like the alpha of the household.

He was like, like nine years old he's like you are beneath me intellectually his parents were like we love you he's like just do what I say I think if there's if there's anything to take from it I think it's just being really concise and being like I'm not wishy-washy about what you're going to do yeah that's the main thing you just have to be yeah decisive if you're decisive I think you can go really far I think that's true because then you're not like well if it well it didn't work so maybe I go back to it's like no I'm going to make this work and even if you fail you're going to be decisive out of the failure exactly

you're going to pull from it. This is a totally different question. Is Berlin as sick as people say? Hell yeah. I love it there. It's so cool. Such a cool place. I've been to the Bergheim one time.

hilarious place. That's the funny one where you've got to like put your phones away and it's like. You have to walk up to the to the bouncer and he can basically look you up and down and go yes or no. And he doesn't speak. That's awesome. Does that feel like you're so minted if he gives you the head nod to proceed? Yeah. You're like, oh my God.

I did. I've been doing it right. And is that the place where they do crazy sex inside of it too? There's like different levels in the building. I guess there's like the room where you can watch the DJ and then there's a room that's like an orgy room. And then I think there's a guy that lives in the bathroom that like will eat stuff in there. Yeah.

Eat shit and piss. Oh, interesting. That's a real thing. Like that's not. It's a union job. Yeah. In Berlin, that's a union job. Wow.

They're really into like all the poop. poop and pee stuff over there yeah good for them yeah keep it there did yeah agreed agreed that's not going anywhere near our UFC porn huts collaboration no forget forget what I was just about say you've always been more cosmopolitan I mean I love I love piss and poo yeah oh okay we're not trying to we're not kink shaming no no I hate all that shit honestly more for you dude yeah that's kind of nice because if you want that stuff then I can go we can take other things Because I was like That's a beauty of kink

Yeah Is that everyone's into their own thing Thanks guys Yeah Beauty of the kink I I forgot I was gonna say I was just thinking about piss and shit

Oh Maybe it was about piss and shit I don't Was it about the Bergheim Yeah I want to be that guy No I hear you It's okay

We all grapple with that dude I mean he's gonna He's gonna You know Have to stop soon I can only imagine like you can have that job for like a couple years

before it's like really detrimental to your health Does he wear like a mask or is he Is he like can you see him? I don't know I haven't been in it I've been been I kind of

I kind of don't want to go near that Okay We just we just We just said that we were not into that I'm not that's not the place I want to be Even consistent Yeah I'm not trying to want you

I would tell you if I would If I had been in there I would definitely tell you I don't I kind of don't ever want to go near that room. Yeah, me neither. I don't even think I went to the bathrooms while I was there. There was a couple that asked me if I wanted to have sex with them, but I wasn't interested because it was going to be guy, guy, girl,

instead of girl, girl, girl, guy. And dude, I mean. Don't let perfect be the enemy of good. That's the thing. That's the thing they say about German toilets is you never know if someone's face is going to just be in the bowl. Oh my God, I'm shitting in someone. Yeah. Give me out of here.

It's like, hey. It's me, Hansel. You know, keep going. That's that old German proverb. And so would you put that, would you put, would you go Abiza or Berlin? A Berlin. All day. Berlin all day.

Have you ever seen? I think Abiza has like the like quintessential worst crowds in the world. Because they're like entitled or something. Yeah. I don't know what, but they do not move. They do not care. Really? Yeah, they're awful, awful, awful crowd.

Going there, I'm like, I. I love it there because it's beautiful, but yeah, truly some of the worst, worst crowds I've ever played to. Have you ever? So if I don't have to go back there, it's totally fine. Interesting. Have you ever met Peggy Goo? I haven't. She's cool, though.

She seems cool. She makes great music. Oh, she's beautiful. Every time she pops up, I'm like, goo! It's a natural thing to... That's a natural reaction. That's a natural reaction. Thanks.

Oh, is this the best way to dance for... Oh, yeah, scientists recently learned the best way to dance to attract a woman. That looks like you, J.T. Thank you, dude. Yeah. I mean, I haven't seen you dance before, but if I saw that, I would be pretty impressed. Dude, we should set this. I mean, Dylan, you need to get JT on the dance floor at one of your shit.

Yeah. JT rips it up. I would love to. I love to move. You know, I find real freedom on the floor. I call myself disco thorough. It's where I have my best thoughts. Motion is lotion.

Depression can't hit a moving target. I just got to get out there to work out how I'm feeling. Holy shit. You know, because I'll be out there. Do you ever come in and you're just like, you know, dude, no, Chad was way better than me on this one. I'm not as good of a... Chad's much better at choreo. He's a very good dancer.

JT. Moot. J.T. feels it in his soul. Actually, Chad does the splits in this one. You do? Yeah. Do I? And he do a... Oh, my God. You still do the splits all the time.

That was so fun. You look like Justin Bieber right now. Dude, are you for real right now? And do you do the kick at the end here? You got a great kick. Here we go. The wiggle snuggle. I'm going to do this in my wedding.

Whoa. I'm going to do this at my way. That foot slide back was really cool. Thanks, dude. This was fun. Damn. There's the kick. Yeah.

That was awesome. Dude, get both of us up there. I love the Billabong shirt. Thanks. Oh, yeah, that's Strider, dude. Yeah, Strider.

She's really love, yeah. He's the man. Love him. Incoming Papa. Yeah, really? A couple weeks of him. Wow. It's pretty wild.

Well, yeah, you guys. guys can dance at the show anytime. Dude, thank you. You're, of course, invited to come backstage and hang. Oh, dude. For real? All that, yeah. Dude, thank you.

Don't thank you. Of course. Honored. You can come under my house whenever you want. Okay. I would love to. You can come and hang in my, I have a truck. Yeah.

We can hang in the truck bed. We can go motorcrossing. Get some 125 cc's, maybe 250s now that I'm bigger and, you know. Bigger and older. Bro, let's play around. Let's go out to Ocotea Wells and just rip it up for a weekend. I'd love to.

It sounds so fun. Oh, my God. I wanted that Honda. Yeah, the red one down there. Oh, the CR dude? Yeah, CR. Yeah. Yeah.

I believe that's a Honda. I was obsessed. And my parents were like, no way. You can't get one. And then I tried to get the, and then I tried to get into, so because they, they said no, then I was like, well, what if I get into ATVs? But that's,

But that's kind of like surfing and boogie boarding. Like I decided to be a surfer and then my parents wouldn't let me. So then I was like, well, I'll be a boogie boarder instead. But they still wouldn't let me at, which I'm glad actually they didn't let me do ATVs. Because I feel like ATVs are like not well respected in the in the cross world. Right. Wait, so were your parents pretty protective? Yeah.

Yeah. Skating was like the only thing that I could really do. Oh, and I feel like there's just as many injuries from. Yeah, probably more. But the speed variance probably Yeah, but when you're hitting Keep you from death a little bit more Yeah, when you're hitting metal without a helmet

Because I'm not, I'm not gonna wear one Yeah, or getting hit by a car or something Yeah Like there's a lot more dirt biking you normally out in the woods or something Mm-hmm Damn Yeah So how to

So I've still never ridden one So do you think you pursued Not to get too like Freudian Mm-hmm But do you think you pursue kind of a performer lifestyle to kind of

engage with a vital world in a way that your parents were trying to protect you from? Yeah, yeah, I think so. I think it was sick of being protected so much. You know, I just put me in front of as many people as possible. Yeah, drugs, alcohol, all of it, just throw it at me. Yeah, because I'm raising my kids and it is so hard to know

with that Goldilocks like kind of how much do I let them do and how much do I stop them for yeah because you want them to be battle tested you want them to learn their own limits yeah so because my parents let me do anything and I learned pretty quick like on a dirt bike I was like oh I'm not that good and it sucks to fall so I'm going to go a little bit slower than my buddy Brandon yeah but it was all me deciding that yeah like they were like yeah go out see where you're at and I was like okay I don't want to go that fast I think that's the best way to do it Because that's what I would do on, you know, we would go snowboarding. And that's where you, you know, you fall a couple times.

And you're like, okay, cool, I shouldn't hit this black diamond as fast as I was. Also, why am I on a black diamond right now? This is my first time up on the mountain. Just because my dad skis, he thinks that I'm going to be able to do this. Why are they moguls? Yeah, it was awful. But it made me battle tested. Yeah.

So then that's where I know like, okay, cool, I'm only going to do blues or maybe black diamonds that don't have moguls. And like, maybe this isn't my thing. so I'm going to go pursue this other thing that maybe I can push a little bit harder on. Yeah. I'm happy that they let me snowboard, though. I love snowboarding, so. Sick. Yeah.

I do know that we did talk about this last time. Snowboarding? I'm sorry. You ski, right? Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah, I ski. That's my bad.

No, it's all good, dude. Yeah. I didn't mean to do that. No. Yeah, proud skier. Yeah, I love two twigs. You know, I think single plankers, you know, I'll respect, but I think two twigs is the way. That sounds like, I think Johnny Sunami was like a big influence for me.

Just watched it. Just watched it? Nice. Yeah, I'm an urchin until I die. 100 do the skies. Yeah, skies. Except for Chad. Yeah.

Yeah, no, there's definitely. Because the thing that there is symbiosis with the skiers and the snowboarders because let's think about some of those areas that are on hills that kind of just, you know, they're leveled out and then they drop back down. So usually if you don't have enough speed, you get stuck and you're going to need a skier to help you with their pole. Give you a tug. Yeah, they give you a tug. Look, we got to coexist. There's one mountain. Who's here first.

He was here second. We don't know. We don't know. It's become completely tribalized. The conflict has gone away. We're like, you know, I'm a snowboarder. Me and Chad, it was never an issue. And now everywhere we go, people are like, do you snowboard, do you ski?

Yeah. And if they find out I'm taking money from big ski, I mean, my electability is out the window. Yeah. It's crazy right now. It's been tough because, you know, I've always stuck to my guns. And, you know, every time I've seen a hot European chick on the mountain with huge tities, you know, she'll be like hey do you want to fuck and then i'll be like yeah i'm just gonna go skiing and then i'll fuck and she's like no yeah yeah yeah you've missed out on some prima to tail yeah but it's

crazy because you've gotten so much ass over your life yeah dude thank you yeah i've gotten so much push um yeah you you've fuck so many hot chicks Yeah, yeah. I've been there, not like there, but, you know, I've seen. Most of the time. Yeah. I think the, yeah, I think the, like, the bummer for him, though, is that you miss out on a lot of other exotic things. Because I think if you're, you know, a skier, you get more like book smart, like kind of.

Yeah, it's a type. Like, yeah, it's a type. It's like kind of like a Stepford Wives thing. Yeah, they're like reading Jane Austen. Yeah. And they're kind of like, their idea of fun is, you know, watching an extra episode of Emily and Paris. And, you know, compared to the whores, I get snowboarding. Yeah.

Where you're like, they're like, I want to go and, you know, kind of the fireworks thing. Yeah, they're railing Adderall off my dong. Yeah. Yeah. And then they're bouncing on it for six hours, dude. Yeah. You know? So yeah, yeah.

You're missing out on a lot, but I mean, you're also getting a bunch of stuff that we don't. I am. Yeah. And it's like when you're skier too, like Golden Sacks was like Goldman Sack. Golden Sacks was just like throw. let me hire you please like you're yeah you ski and I'm like I'm like you know it it was so tough because like I wanted to make fat stacks but also you know I'm like kind of like it's like when you're skier you get offered all these things and

it's like do I really want to be a rich square no yeah I'm sorry even in snowboarding I mean they came after us you know J.P. Shazay their their head guy Neil Diamond he offered us huge contracts and we're like nah you know I'm not into the whole markets thing. I'm into the mountain. Mountains over markets. Yeah, if I could get equity in the mountain, that would be cool. Yeah.

And that's why we want to take it to our last sponsor, the Vail company. They own all the mountains. They've been really good for prices. They've been making them more expensive, which we think is awesome. If you come out to one of the mountains out here, we got in California called a Big Burke, it's a 500 bucks for a day pass. It's one of the sickest days you'll ever have. So just drop it.

Just drop a chat and JT in the link and they'll charge you an extra hundred bucks. Fail resorts. And you'll let them know that we sent them. Yeah. That we sent you. And yeah, they're doing a new gondola. Dude, gondola scare the hell out of me. You know what I played a gondola recently?

You DJed in one? Yeah, it was the one in Tahoe. They had a gondola opening and I got to DJ it. That's awesome. The opening weekend of the gondola. Yeah. Dude, what a sick. It was free.

That's awesome. So all these people showed up that were just, you know. You did it at Palisades? Yeah. Dude. It was so awesome. I still call it. Yeah.

And then I played Veal. Nice, dude. Didn't get the ride the mountain. Do you play Aspen up at the top? I played Aspen. Yeah. I've written on Aspen. You know, Aspen.

I like snow mass better. Yeah. We went there for a gig last year. We didn't get to shred it. Oh, no. But we saw the DJ up there. Oh, nice. We were moving to that.

Yeah. Oh, no, no. This is at the top of the mountain. Oh, nice. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I love Aspen.

It's beautiful. It's so beautiful. Yeah. Yeah, we had a great time. It was awesome. Yeah. Well, that's a skier mountain too. Yeah, all my people were there.

Like, all the Golden Sacks guys were there and like, bro, please work. for us and I was like man this is so tough yeah that's where you can there's a lot of business opportunities on Aspen Mountain for skiers I got so many business propositions and it's like do I be core or do I you know make fat stacks I like the but I like the way that you you're a real skier yeah like it's rich it's really respectable yeah no I was like I was like I was like like all these companies were like dude please let's hire you like you ski like we'll give you seven figs and I'm like I really just prefer living off my dad yeah yeah and I appreciate that that's like people just getting

into Pokemon cards now where it's like you didn't actually ever play the game you're just collecting it because it's it makes you money so it's like the ski like you skiing the way you do is like it's really admirable because it makes me like you more that you're like oh I'm not doing it so I can meet more you know business opportunities I'm doing it because I still really love the snow and that's like when people watch me ski it's like I want them to be like oh wow that guy it looks like his dad pays his rent. Mm-hmm. That's what you wanted to be.

Yeah. Having your dad as your boss is like having a boss you can call a bitch. Mm-hmm. Because like I've had other bosses that I wasn't related to and they'd be being shitty and I was like, I guess I got to eat it. But then like my dad would do it and I'm like, shut up. Why did you jack off so much? Mm-hmm.

You bitch? Like, shut up, bitch. Yeah, these fucking jawed rips, dude. It's sick. You still gotta do shit, you know, but it's worth it to just be able to fucking let them have it a little bit. Yeah. Oh man, should we call it there? Yeah, I feel good.

That was fun. That was fun. I feel good. Dylan, you're a great guy. Thanks for hopping on, man. Thanks for having me. I love you guys. Love you too, man.

Bye.