Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 446 - STRIDER WILSON teaches us BRO SCIENCE

Episode Date: July 1, 2026

The bros are back with another classic episode joined by Strider Wilson. We dive into the ongoing battle between bro science and "real" science, Chad's wedding planning and what body type the bros identified as during their suit measurements. Is it chill to lie about being ripped to get a better suit? We also talk preparation for fatherhood, shirtless Ghostface, astrology, rich kid stereotypes, frat party magicians, France, solar panels. We also take some FIRE calls! IF YOU ENJOYED THIS EP LEAVE A LIKE OR COMMENT! IT HELPS ALOT! We are live streaming a fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeepGrab some dank merch here: https://appreeshapparel.com/Come see us on Tour!Get your tix - https://www.chadandjt.comTEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice)Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/Thanks to our Sponsors:BLUECHEW - GET ROCK HARD TODAY WITH THE BEST WINGMAN, Bluechew. Visit https://www.bluechew.com and use code GODEEP to get a Month Free when you purchase two months worth of GOLD! PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake RohretSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Have fun. What up? Stokers of Stoke Nation. This is Chad coming in with the Going Deep a Chad JT podcast. We are transmitting live from Southern California. This is the most popular podcast in the Orange County region of California. Coastal side. I'm here with my compadres, Jean-Thomas, what it? Boom, clap, Stokers.

And we're here with the beast himself, Strider Wilson. Freaking, what up, dude. Fired up to be here, boys. Elite new glasses. Thank you, dude. These things are throwbacks. Oakley Julietts. Sick. So elite, dude. Frikin, what's it called when they're like not polarized? For sure.

The blues and greens are popping, dude. Great for fly fishing. Exactly. I used to do pliometrics at the Oakley facility outside of Lederah. Oh, yeah, dude. It's an elite space. A lot of titanium in that building. Which is good for training. That's the metal they used to make fighter jets, right? Exactly.

For sure. And those shades themselves are made from guns. It's the very same metal that they use at a howitzer, you know, and top gun when they go too close for missiles switching to guns. This is the barrels. These frames here are the barrels of those guns. That's phenomenal. So, yeah.

Speaking of fighter jets, they obviously help us keep our sovereignty. Chad, I love your top. Dude, the guy's celebrate America, you know, despite, you know, our rep that's kind of going up and down, like a frigging roller coaster. I'm still fired up on America. Why would you say that? Dude, you're right. Cut that.

Yeah, we've got the penalties once. I'm fired up on America. Everything we do is awesome. Everything about America is awesome. Hot dogs, fireworks, foreign wars. stoked on it dude it's like you gotta be there through the good and the bad

exactly and that's what you know people like german uncle taught me that Hans Hans he's a good guy yeah it's true dude sorry but you were you were clipping in another direction

no no I was I was I'm fired up on what you just said oh thank you dude I freaking love America dude speaking of which my buddy bong was like yo dude there's aliens at the border come through sure and I was like hell yeah dude like UFOs like what are we what are we talking about he's like there's aliens like come on through

I cruised down to tj Tijuana and I'm like where the aliens dude and he's like they're right there and it's just a group of Mexican people and I was like dude those aren't aliens those are immigrants and he's like they were calling them aliens and I was like dude you're way off You're expecting to see little green dudes. Instead, you just see like a family? Yeah. I was like, dude, I think you have your terms mixed up. Alien is a term they use for people who come into the country but aren't citizens.

Which it makes me think are the UFO documents just about immigration? I've had that same issue where I go on Reddit and I'm just trying to see some, you know, crazy physics from an unidentified flying object. you know as a tick-tag zigzags yeah and then i'll just be like dude it's just a mexican bro right and he's moving at normal speed like none of this is challenging my preconceptions about physics exactly it's like all respect to them i yeah i love them but i don't think they have anti-gravity technology no um by ctb yeah yeah I was stoked to go to TJ, though.

You know, I got, um, it's the birthplace of the Caesar salad. So I got a nice Caesar. Huge. Um, you know, and, uh, stoked on it. But yeah, bonk. Um, I think you need to like decipher what people mean when they say aliens. And we're not saying like Mexicans move slower than other people. We're saying just all human biologics move at roughly the same clip.

Exactly. Whereas aliens, at least what we've seen in the footage, can they can kind of defy space and time. Yeah. Yeah, I saw a disclosure day with my pops. And my pops is super logical, scientific. And afterwards, I was like, dude, I was like, dad, what do you think? Spielberg knows, like, you think he knows that the aliens are real?

And my dad's like, they're not real. And I'm like, what do you mean? He goes into this whole scientific explanation where he's like, think about it. If you've traveled at the speed of light and you came from, you know, 10 light years away, when you traveled the speed of light, time speeds up. But to you, it seems like no time at all. So to them it's 10 years, but to us it's 4,000 years. He's like, the physics don't add up.

And I was like, Dad, can you take your Yale degree? And freaking just go hit the golf course. Dude, is there any better time to teabag someone when they're explaining? Science? Light year science? Yeah. Time differentials. I was like, can we just have some fun for a little bit?

I almost said take your Yale degree and shove it up your ass, but I love my dad. So I didn't want to, like, disrespect him like that. I was just kind of like, dad, I think you need to take some time to be uneducated. Does that mean, like, if an alien looks at us, we look like. a tree? Yeah. Maybe that's why they want to cruise here, dude. Maybe all the aliens that are cruising here are just like camping.

You know, they're like, oh, dude, let's go to the woods for a little bit. Yeah. I hope I'm like providing good cover and bringing down the overall heat. Exactly. Yeah, I think. Don't be a palm tree to the aliens. Dude, good call. But dude, I, not to push back a little bit on that, but,

palm trees do bring good vibes that's true if they're chasing aesthetics it's probably worth it yeah so dude actually you brought up something so fire there so obviously i don't think high cholesterol is bad i don't think sunscreen is necessary and i'm dubious of the science on mrna vaccines yes now people will come at me and say dude that's bro science. And I got to be honest, one thing I never expected as a bro was to be persecuted for loving science too much. Like growing up, all my teachers were like, pay attention.

Stop talking about MMA and weightlifting. And then I finally do get into science and everyone's like, shut up. Like, what is switch? Like, I thought people would be stoked. This would be like if soccer mom. got into crypto and I acted upset about it. It's like, dude, this is what I've been wanting. And I get where people are coming from because they're like, hey, this isn't like the established thinking yet, but all of science requires a paradigm shift. Like, dude, if you think about like

Cabernicus, Gallio, Newton, Derwin, Einstein, Einstein, Einstein, Einstein, Einstein, Einstein. All those dudes were doing something that everybody who was around at that time was like, hey, that's not real science. You're just a bro. And now we just call it science. Dude, it's tough because in life people want you to stick in your lane, you know? But when you veer out of it, that's when dank change can happen, you know?

Little to people know that all those bros you just mentioned, they also went to the gym. They also were, you know, ingesting complex proteins. And Einstein never wore socks. The most jacked dudes I know don't wear shoes at the gym. They get yelled at for it. But also they sling the most steel. So are you saying that Liver King is Argoleo? Gallio.

Galeo? Maybe Darwin. Derwin? And maybe Durwin. Yeah, Derwin. I would say liver king and I was even hesitant to bring them up because people will just like assume so much. But for me, it's Rogan. Yeah.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. No doubt about that. Mm-hmm. I suppose sometimes we get pushed back on thinking like are these bros like these modern geniuses that we have out there, dude? You know, Rogan, Uberman. freaking Joey Chestnut

all these guys out there just doing the hard work people are these guys actually doing the hard work because they just don't wear lab coats I think they are you reminded me of something I've been thinking about a lot

because of you know Chad's big day coming up and people you sent out that six spreadsheet for our tuxes to get measured up my brothers are giving pushback and yeah and I think you know rightfully so because when we talked about it, I thought instead of tuxes, we were all going to go as shirtless

ghost face for your wedding. And I thought that was going to be pretty sick. We were really going to wow your wife. So how come that changed, dude? And why are we not all going as shirtless ghost face anymore? Well, as you know, it's the, it's the bride's day. Right. As much as I want to be shirtless ghost faces as much as I want to display our primal masculinity on this day where I'm going to consummate this union with my fiance with a marathon session of doggy style on the dance floor. I didn't want you guys to outshine her in her dress, which you guys would naturally do. I mean, granted, she is a woman, we are men, and, you know, you need the masculine, the feminine polarity, but I don't want to have too much tea there where people are just looking

at a bunch of jackdudes and they don't even give her the time of day. So you're saying it's like how other ladies aren't supposed to wear white on other ladies wedding day, other bros aren't supposed to wear shirtless ghost face on their boys' wedding day? Yeah, I think, you know, I brought it up to her and I was like, babe, you know, the boys are going to be shirtless ghost face, you know, I've got them all on peasant. I've got them all on TRT so they can get as jacked as possible. And she's like, I just think that might outshine my dress. And I was like, fair point, should I just neuter them in tuxedoes?

Yeah, I mean, I get it. Dude, straight up though, I'm glad that's the reason, because I thought it was because of my hairy nips. And I was going to email you and say, hey, all there. But I'm glad it has nothing to do with that. No, I mean, dude, I, you know, I'm glad you brought that up because I didn't want there to be that confusion. I didn't want to go into the wedding with that confusion. I don't think you would dance as well if you thought that your hairy nips were the reason why you weren't shirtless. Yeah.

Thank you. Because I don't want to think about that when I'm dancing. I think about it all the rest of the day. Yeah. No, you should be free that nip, dude. Dude, I got to say on the Google Doc when we were filling out our side, sizes for tuxes. I was very surprised that another...

You do... Wait, hold on my brain's breaking. Can someone help me? Are you talking about how the dudes were identifying as average muscular or thin? Yeah. A lot of dudes identified as muscular where I otherwise wouldn't have identified him in that regard.

I was nervous. I kind of wanted to put myself as muscular and then when I saw you did average, I was like, all right, I guess I got to do average. Yeah, because I always thought you were ripped. There was no ripped option. I thought you were going to say lean. Dude, you know it's funny as my brother.

Who's been giving me some pushback? Oh, he has. I've seen it. Yeah. You know, I'm like, hey, can you fill this out? Middle finger emoji. Saw that. He put muscular.

I saw that. I saw that. And I wanted to text him be like, dude, I mean, to his cred, he's been on a GLP one since the basher party. Oh, nice. But I wanted to text him and be like, the gall. The gall. Wait, and did he say you got the dates wrong on the wedding or what was the confusion there? I genuinely don't know what happened.

I don't really. I think that's what happened. Yeah, I think he corrected it. Mm. But it was like the, this tucks place. Did it wrong on the day? The tux place. Okay, copy.

I mean, we can't be expecting you to oversee all these dates. You got a lot on your plate, did it? I got a lot to do. You got sent out the invitations, all that stuff. I do think on your wedding night, though, you should go shirtless ghost face on your wedding night. night with just you and your wife so you think so I did it on mine and my wife was like dude I scared the shit out of her we didn't have sex she was like I'm tired but it's a good call we were some of the first bros to fill out the Google doc dude you guys when you were the first

bro on there dude you guys you guys crowds in there fast you're in there fast I was proud of you I was like dude set the tempo dude JT put that he weighs 180 which he does he's jacked I might be a little bit lighter than that or right around there, but I put 185 because I'm not going to be in a dock where I weigh less than my boy. Yeah. Smart. So I put that I weigh five more pounds than my boy on there, dude. Well, you're expecting child, dude. Yeah. It's big, dude. Any day now, bro. Oh, yeah. Wow. It's an early. Dude, before we got into that topic, which is huge, is it, and you guys are older brothers, is it a flex from the, younger brother to say hey I'll outfit you in a tuxedo for my wedding I mean I think if I'm you know I'm

talking to my older brothers I'm like hey fill out this sheet and I think maybe as a younger brother to if if I had a younger brother and he's like fill out this sheet I would be like fuck you I'm flying over to wherever you are to beat your ass yeah you got a good point there like if my younger brother was like yo do you do this homework right now I probably have to sock them I do remember for my brother's wedding, I got the wrong colored tux and he was pissed. And that's a true story. Wait, what color was it? I'm supposed to get black.

And he's like, he calls me from the tux. But he's like, dude, why the fuck do you have a dark blue tux? He's like, I'm supposed to be the only one wearing dark blue. I'm like, dude, I don't know. And he's like, what do you mean? You don't know? I'm like, dude, I went in there. The guy said I look good in this color.

I thought it was black because dark blue tuxes do look black to me. Yeah, yeah. And then my brother was like, you fucked up everything. I was like, I was like, dude, I'll handle it, man, relax. You fucked up everything. Yeah, and I was like, I'll go over there right now. I'll fix it, dude, I'm like, I kept trying to pin in. And I do kind of believe this. I kept trying to pin in on the guy.

I was like, I was like, I dude, they got your fucking shit. I just went in there, got the measurements. I don't know what the fuck to do. You got to stay on these people. Yeah. They'll function up. Look at the date wrong. You got like, you got to email them multiple times, be like, are we doing this?

What's going on? And they're like, oh, yeah, sorry. I was on vacation. It's July 4th. I'm like, I don't give a fuck what day it is. Yeah, for sure. I ain't the 4th yet, dude. Yeah, exactly.

They're like, oh, it's Christmas. I'm like, dude, you should be working. That's America. For sure. So, dude, you're impending fatherhood. Yeah, dude. I'm fired up, bro. It's kind of tough because being.

a dad, it's sort of been limiting me already. People have an idea of who I should be, what, you know, I should be doing where my priorities are at. But at the night, they put in a new metro train stop by my apartment place. And I mooned at night. And it's just me. And the thing is like, dude, I'll invite my boys. Like, I hit you guys up, but everyone's adults. They're busy, dude. And so I guess it's like then off-putting. that like it's me a father to be close to 40 just show on my ass to a train and I'm like dude it's not like it's a bus stop where everyone's just still not moving and I'm just there 10 minutes mooning them 10 minutes straight till the bus shows up the train goes by it's 30 seconds and I

put my butt away and I just need a release dude it just brings me a lot of joy dude some people do yoga, some people lift weight, some people play an instrument, I moon the metro train. Yeah. And my neighbor works for the train and he's a dad. And he's like, yo dude, you need to cut that out. Like you got a kid on the way. What? It's like, what are you? What? Does he not have an ass?

Must not. I'll tell you what he is. Helicopter dad. Yeah. He mooned helicopters? Yeah. That's pretty sick. guys call actually but you know honestly dude like dangerous it's tough to get that low and you know you're and then your ass gets spread when i'm mooning it's nice well and i mean like if you

moon a train like the conductor's not gonna like just you hope all of a sudden hit the e-break and cause a pile up but like helicopters go down and so you moon one of them you know the guys are holy fuck butt cheeks and then they're in the wall yeah it's true i'll tell you this just to just to like push back on this a little bit. If you have swamp ass and you moon a helicopter, you know, it creates a lot of air, like wind,

that'll, like, clear out your swamp ass. Lighten it? Yeah. That's cool. But, you know,

you know, the most stoke-inducing part of mooning the train is like, you know, if you're driving a car, you do that. Sometimes the conductor will honk his horn at you. Then you know it was a good moon.

It means you saw your ass. That's rad. But in a helicopter, what do they do? Like a tilt or something? Or like, Do helicopters have horns? How will they say your mouth did something super masculine there?

Are you serious? Yeah. It went like this. Thank you. That's new. I think it's probably, is that my dad strength kicking in, you think? For sure. When did you know that you had your dad strength kick in?

When I beat up my dad, 1994. Oh, shit. So middle school, your dad's strength kicked in. What? I'm not that old. Oh, yeah, that's probably like. Oh, shit. You were like, you were like five.

Dude, I remember, I heard through the great find that you were planning on doing a shirtless birth, you're shirtless, and you're going to like hike the baby like a football. A lot of people don't know this because the movies, you know, they call it the labor rush. Oh, the water broke and then now we got to get the hospital. Dude, how's this for some science? Average labor in the United States is 20 hours. Take your time, get a cup of coffee. You got plenty of time to get to the hospital. So I've been talking about our birth plan.

My wife's got a whole birth plan, dude, no opioids, you know, want to do this. And then there's also positions. It's not like this, legs up, like that. A lot of births come in a squat position. So even the lady on all four. So I'm thinking my wife is like, you know, like Jason Kelsey, and I'm sitting back there. Fricking like Nick Foles, my favorite quarterback. and just

Hot one two, one two. And then when that baby comes out immediately ready for skin to skin. Hut one two, push, push. Push, push. You can call audibles too to the OBGYN. Yeah, as soon as she starts crowning. Because here's the thing, dude, everyone in the birth room works for me.

They all work for me at the hospital. So I'm going to set them in a good lineup. Like mooning people? All moon. Yeah, I'm going to push them. Are you going to touch push them? Dude, as soon as my wife starts crowning in solidarity with her, I'm going to get fully naked in the birthroom because she's going to be fully naked.

That's fire. Did you do that, J.T? What? I was slept the whole time. Oh, you, you bet. Oh, dude, so you woke up. I woke up and they were like, these are your kids. And I was like, you're legit.

Dude, that's sick, dude. That's a sick birth plan, dude. How'd you pass out? Did you bring, like, a tall boy or something like that? Yeah, I was just ripping beers. I brought my portable. I brought my Xbox. Good call.

I set up my TV. And I stayed home for most of it. I left. Oh, yeah, you want? Because it wasn't my vibe. You got a lift in? Yeah, I went to 24, did shoulders. Dude, my right arm was killing me.

Mm. Sour. Because that's what people don't talk about about the birthplaces. It's kind of not a good vibe for bros. It's sort of all about the chicks. Yeah. You know, it's kind of just like all the nurses are chicks, a lot of the OBGYN. Sometimes they're dudes, but I don't know.

They don't even lift or anything like that, so it's tough to relate to them. So, yeah, you kind of just got to get out of there. I just bailed. Yeah. J.T., what do women want and need? Just hard dick. Exactly. Stability.

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are statistically most likely to die? Going too fast. It's very underreported on, but like most rich kids die skiing, snowmobiling, jet skiing. And it's funny because it really

undermines people's sympathy. Like they'll be like, oh yeah, that sounds awesome. Or, oh, he sounds like an idiot. I'm like, well, actually he was an engineer. He just liked to grip it and rip it. So how about you lead with empathy next time? Like, you know, my cousin Dylan, his dad was a big real estate mogul. And he just loved to push the envelope.

So he was in Zermat doing the Matahorn. And he went backside over the mountain and fell a couple thousand feet to his death. And I don't think people really give him the honor he deserves. like he was a brilliant brilliant guy he could tell you every UT quarterback from 1951 he had profound insights on Pink Floyd he treated everyone the same whether it was his nannies or his driver

and yeah you just got to watch it if you come to have some dough your foot's going to want to push down on the accelerator Thank you for asking that. Yeah, yeah. That's huge. It's a huge. Let that be a public awareness announcement, dude.

If your boys making bank just cashing in on, you know, whatever, crypto, cow she, however you make the smart bucks these days, look out because they could go down. Here's, I think you should just, like, secretly put a governor on their engine. Dude, perhaps. Which is like I see making a face Low key That could be a party foul

You put a governor on your boys Frickin' mode of transpo It's an interesting discourse On autonomy Exactly That's why the whole debate Over like a woman's right To choose was super interesting to me

Because like I remember in high school We bolted a condom On to my buddy Pan's dick like he was such a savage and he was taking him down two at a time but like we were like bro you're never wearing a bag you're super potent i don't want to see you stuck here with someone you don't care about so one night we pranked his ass jacked him off got him hard while he was sleeping and he was pretty out because he had like 12 beers that night um and yeah we just rolled the magnum down on it and then we put guerrilla glue at the base

and left it there and it stayed on for a couple months. Nice. How and like did loads just accumulate like um that's interesting

yeah I think he said it would just like come out the sides of it. Oh nice nice yeah yeah yeah because there's pretty there's pretty good give on magnums out here I don't ever use those ones But I'm pretty sure you can go a few loads

And be fine Nice He was pissed too He's like this isn't your right Like it's my body my choice And I was like dude Fuck you I was like you're gonna get everybody pregnant

Yeah Because that's the thing too With a chick she's the only one who can get pregnant Pay on Can get everybody pregnant Yeah It's like you know A lot of philosophical questions are like

Would you kill one child to save a million? million and it's like I think this is an even deeper philosophical question which is like would you put a governor on your boy's cock to prevent a million unwanted pregnancies you can't do that maybe we shouldn't have maybe we shouldn't have yeah that's what he did though I did do it no you had to you had to Chad. Yeah. What?

How do you feel about the current state of astrology? I'm big on astrology. I love astrology. I go to my astrologist, Danny, you know, and I'll be like, dude, read my chart. And he's like, dude, you're a hero. According to your chart, you're a hero. you're a leader, you're hot as heck, and you're like super smart and charming.

And I'm like, dude, astrology is where it's at? But I'm good at siphoning out the bullshit. I went to this other astrologist and she's like, you, some of your negative qualities are you're stubborn and you don't listen and you're jealous. And I was like, what kind of fucking school did you go to? Like, take your bullshit out of here. You can't even read for shit. I don't even think she has psychotic powers.

How do you decide to go to an astrology? Do you ask, like, hey, how many ex-boyfriends do you have and it's like more than 10 makes them good at it? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Which, like, yeah, I think it's like the more you kind of fail at relationships and your life is just a mess, I think that points you in, like maybe you're good at astrology.

So you had an astrologist who is negative? She was negative. Wow. And I kicked her to the curb. I'm like, I'm like, you don't know what you're talking about. So she's just a liar? She's just a liar. She hasn't had to reastrology, total scam artist.

I went to this other astrologist, Megan, and she's like, according to your placement on Pluto, you should have a huge cock. And I was like, thank you. I don't. felt that like I have a phantom right but she saw who you are she saw who I am she's like you're super hot you're the coolest guy that's ever lived you're destined to be you know um some kind of a leader you know like a CEO of like a company or like a soccer player or something like that but like more accurate than the first period obviously there's like a margin of error but she kind of that that seems to me to be more like science exactly

Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The first one was science. The other one was just like this, this, this baloney. That's like not even like, it's like pseudoscience. Like a charlatan. Exactly. She's a total charlatan. She's like, um, like telling you what you don't want to hear, which is really interesting. Because a lot of people will believe that's the truth because it's negative. But if you're smart, you know that actually only the good things are what really apply. Exactly. It's like, astrologists need to tell you exactly what you want to hear. They need to tell you exactly what you want to have happen in your future. They need to say like you are, like if they're not, if they're being negative towards you, they're full of shit. And they're manifesting that. Exactly. Because you'll get a negative astrologer and they'll be like, ooh, I see some relationship turbulence coming for you in the next couple months. I'm like, now.

Yeah. But if you would have told me You're actually going to be trying new positions And she's actually going to have a surprise orgasm Potential squirt From going reverse cowgirl I'd be like yes Dude if an astrologist is saying that your partner

Is going to squirt in the future Hang on to them for dear life Because that's the kind of that's that is a legit astrologer That person is locked in And a lot of them are scared to put their money Where their mouth is and make your prediction like that But when they do I'm like thank you Thank you for not being afraid of the truth

Yeah. Dude, I got a tarot card reading with my wife at a wedding and like a few cards came up and the tarot card lady was like, you're a squirder. She was pointing at me. It's like, yeah, all dudes are. So it's kind of BS. So I think the good thing about like astrology or tarot cards is what helps you in these situations is you just be smart.

You gotta just be smart. Being smart will help you in situations. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Say that again. Dude, if you're smart, it's going to help you in these situations.

That's really interesting. It makes me think your kids are going to like birthday parties now and a lot of your friends' parents are hiring like magicians. Are you still cornering the magicians and making them explain the tricks? Yeah. That was an interesting because I didn't know what I was going to do. Because in my own life, whenever I see a magician, I call them out. Yeah.

And I say, okay, you clearly got that from like the Ricky J. school. He says it's a sleight of hand with a trapdoor component. Explain that to everyone because it's kind of stolen valor. You're not actually a magician. So acknowledge that. Acknowledge you can't actually do magic. You can't bring my dead loved ones back. You can't make the world better.

you're a fool. And I didn't know when I had kids if I was going to keep that energy up. Because I didn't know. But what I'm realizing now is that like my kids, their love, it doesn't mean that much to me.

Yeah. And so embarrassing them at birthday parties and stuff, I'm not worried about it. I think it's more about what works for me. And you know, when they see the trick, they see the dove fly out of the hat, the kids are laughing and clapping.

and then you a lot of times go hold up now it's time for the real show yes you know i want to take this one again because i think that i was being too negative too because my kids love me is everything to me but um was that lame i don't know no that was hilarious that was great that was so funny my kid that was amazing no it doesn't matter if your kids love you or not part of you loving them back is not letting them get tricked by magic yeah and um so what am i doing when I go to a kid's birthday and I see they have a magician and I see my kids

it's tough it's a religious conflict yeah I have an imprompt two beef of the week it is frat magicians these boys go to these frat parties and they pull these crazy slide of hand tricks in front of these hot chicks right but it's almost like mind tricks

to get laid right like they're like what's your card six nine you know like they're throwing random numbers out there to try and get get the fucking vibe up right i've been watching these videos and these boys never get kicked out of the party if i was there i would kick these boys out they're taking all the fucking chicks you know with their fake ass fucking tricks dude that's so true i remember i one time i saw this magician at a frat party he was spinning cards and everyone's like wow what a cool trick and i just called him out right there. I'm like, what he's doing is to show that he's good at flicking the bean.

Like, he's flicking the card, he's flicking the bean. And look at all these chicks. They're just fiending for this guy, Harold. And guess what? Harold fucked all of them. Whoa.

Animal. Can I ask you a question? Of course. If you found out you were allergic to beer, what do you do next? I'd probably try my biggest fear I'd probably go straight to just toking bowls

and become a weed guy probably just retrofit in my apartment dig a Osama bin Laden style hideaway cave under my current apartment go down there have an Xbox ton of DVD pornoes

and just get Uber Eats all day long and become a full-on weed guy. Maybe move to Islamabad. Mm-hmm. Wear nothing but mesh shorts. Yeah. I'd probably if I was like, I'd probably have to go to a country where it was,

booze was illegal and try to figure out a way to be elite there. So I'd probably study up on Western Civ, find all of its flaws, find all the flaws of capitalism, the greedy system of the, I guess I should coin the, you know, start utilizing the term. infidel culture and

Become boys with a bunch of young jacked dudes One might call us you know over here terrorists, but I would call myself a freedom fighter and Link off a bunch of like-minded dudes post up live a summer camp lifestyle Stay fit stay lean and Fill my heart with rage and hopefully you know not plan anything too drastic but hope for the fall of western civilization wow i could see you with a bunch of infidels on the monkey bars just hidden monkey bars training thank you no you're the you're the infidel it'd be me and my boys oh infidels are us yeah

whatever works yeah so hopefully i don't become allergic to beer no sounds like freaking But you know what? I appreciate that you thought about it. Dude, speaking of beer, though, I wanted to apologize to you guys for that huge party file. I committed the other day when we were doing our TSA chug. You know how before we go on every boy strip, right when we get up to TSA,

we pull out a tall boy from our bags and shotgun it because they have recycling right there and you have to dine your liquids. What's up? The O1 tradition. It's such a good call. And I spilled my beer and that's against against TSA reg. And so I'm sorry,

we all missed our flight because of me. That's all right, dog. I've been thinking about it, dude. I mean, we had to cancel the whole trip, but at the same time, it was, like, hilarious. And we still got pretty smashed. I know. I usually I'm good at shotguning.

You guys just never spill any liquids, and it's, you don't want to mess up like that. Like, if you're shotgunning in TSA, they want to keep the line moving, they kind of get mad at you. It's a bummer, but it just really brings the boys together and I'm sorry I messed up. Can I ask like, and I don't mean to like, you know, be harsh, but like, what was going on

with you that day? I was just kind of full. Like I thought we were just going to do regular beers. And then you guys, we had the towelways. And so that was just extra size in my head about it. Strider, you posted a video of you ordering like a beast. Yeah. How do you nut like a beast?

I don't. You don't. not you don't just give up your seed dude you just do that i did that one time with my wife we made a kid that was sick yeah i busted one keeper did she goes tonight's the night hell yeah other than that i don't nut dude i just you know because kind of i i don't know how to it's tough to say but like cummings for kind of it's kind of for chicks yeah like what do you know what dude's gonna be like, oh, shit,

shit, baby. Fuck, fuck. Grow up. What the fuck is that? When you busted when you got her pregnant, how long did your bus last? One just rope. Like a...

So it's kind of like, you don't even really orgasm, it just kind of gets out of your body. Yeah. But would you describe it as pleasure list? Like as far as physical sensation No pleasure No pleasure

Could have been at the dentist Could have been Might as well have been ordering a cup of coffee Dude The full pleasure Came from the fact of knowing That that that worked When it went in there

My babe looked at me and she goes Yep She looked at me deep like that Yup So when you bust It's kind of like When a torpedo leaves a suburbia Marine. That's exactly what it's like, dude.

Dude, that's a perfect way to capture it. One. Because, dude, I mean, all these, like, you know, the French, they refer to the climax as the little death, you know? I'm not going to get that, you know? Nothing's going to kill me. Nothing's going to kill me, dude. Yeah, it's like, even, like, to quote France. Yeah.

Dude, quoting France, probably one of the weakest things you can do. It's cowardly. It's like literally, it's kind of like bending the knee. No, it's, it's like, when you quote France, I had a guy who's, I knew a guy who's a beast in high school and just totally whipped afterwards. Dude. And he's just quoting France all the time. He's like, oh, what's the soup de jour?

Dude, think about this, dude. France is for chicks. Mm-hmm. No dudes ever wanted to go to France before. Yeah. Ever. Let's do a boy's trip to Paris. Hilarious.

Right? What? What are we going to do there? Exactly. What is there to do? I have no idea. I literally have no idea what you would do there on a boys trip. I like, could you even golf?

I'm pretty sure there's no golfing in France. right is that wild that's crazy to think about it yeah because do the whole coast is a whole freaking france is it even on the coast where is it i don't think so i think it's like uh in the middle of a bunch of shit yeah dude so you can't even do sick shit in france you can't even golf where are you going to get a good piece of steak i think they do like film festivals every day oh my god oh my god dude I mean, there's this conspiracy theory that Brigitte McGrown is a dude. That's a sci-op.

You know what the truth is? Emmanuel Macron? It's a chick. Whoa. So they're both chicks. That's kind of sick. Yeah. That makes it hotter when they kiss.

Dude, I love it. I love it. That's my favorite thing about France is seeing the leader's kiss because I know it's two chicks. Two hot lesbos kissing. Yeah. It's like American Pie too. For sure. I'll jack off to that.

Dudes, a lot of bros, a lot of bros, we were pretty upset when Elon went in with Doge and started dismantling a lot of, you know, the government kind of aid and financials. And so people started going after Tesla's, right? Like, people were like, you know, thrashing them and stuff. And I totally agree with that. But I took it another direction where I found out my neighbor had solar panels. Wow. And so I went up on his roof and just ripped that shit off.

Yeah, dude. It was, yeah, my neighbor Bill, he was showing me on his phone. He was like, dude, check it out. I'm returning all this energy, you know? And then I was like, no, dog. So that night I went up there with a headlamp and a cordless impact driller. And I just started, it was 38 panels. honestly it was probably a four-man job

took me about a week and he caught me and he was like dude what the hell and I'm like you support Elon and he was like yeah yeah he's like dude I'm just trying to help the grid I was like fuck the grid fuck you too

yeah bro solar panels dude are death traps you know that big ass warehouse fire and Boyle Heights it's the solar panel's faults did firefighters couldn't even get up there walk around because they put too many panels on the roof you know and all those materials

guess where they come from dude pug in china oh my god china put them there dude that's part of the chinese siop put all solar panels on our buildings so when we fight when they our buildings catch on fire from when we're cooking or tooking a bowl inside or whatever they can't get on the roof because the roof is the best place to put a fire out from people don't know that it's such like a it's it's such a genius thing that like the narrative behind it they're like you get your energy from the sun i mean that sounds thick right but then you think about it and you're like no the sun only makes you tan also do when you're golfing on a boy strip you are absolutely drained after 18 holes because of the sun the sun takes your energy dude

the sun gets energy from bros who are golfing for sure so is your neighbor pissed at you yeah he's pissed yeah but you had to do what you had to do no I mean dude screw it he'll get over it you can't support fascism dude in any

respect even if you think you're helping the grid you gotta get straight rip those panels off your roof dude chat is your wife letting you skate in your house anymore yeah i mean as you guys know i put a mini ramp in the living room you know women they want to you know make they want to uh decorate the abode they want to make the you know they want to create a nice living situation they want you know good decoration they want to you know get the right curtains they want candles they want it to match and and um you know she did a huge run at

to IKEA. And when she's like, I'm going to like redo the whole place, I'm going to make it nice and quaint. And I knew that I was an attack on my boner. I was like, this is literally going to give me ED. And so I didn't say anything. I'm like, yeah, for sure, go ahead, babe. She goes to IKEA to go and kill my boner. Well, did she know? I built a full mini ramp in the living room. Dude. She comes back. I got. A bunch of dudes there. We're just skating and stuff. And she's like, what is this?

I'm like, babe, I defy gravity. I defy gravity. I'm not its bitch. Yeah, exactly. So, you know, either, you know, take it or leave it, babe. Take it or leave it. We have skating in the house nonstop or, you know, we're going to have to live in separate houses.

I still want to be with you. But I skate. I skate. Respect. Yeah. I love you, babe. Sorry, I had to do that, but I had to drop the hammer. Women, they want to do that.

That's the thing about chicks is, like, they play these games with you where they're like, oh, I want to make the house look nice and stuff, but they're really trying to attack your masculinity. They're really trying to kill your boner. They're trying to subdue you. And it's a test from them to see, did I, am I, did I choose a lion or a sheep? Mm-hmm. And I passed that fucking test, dude. I passed it.

I said, babe, you, you chose a lion. And guess what she did when I, when she came home and there was a full skate park in the house? Yeah. We fucking boned. Dude, what's got? That's awesome. I was hoping you'd say. Dude, I had a similar situation.

Me and my wife were about to make love and she's like, okay, do you want to use your boner or do you want to wear the strap on? Oh, my God. And I was like, I know you don't actually want the strap on. And I know this is a test to see if I'll, you know, seed to this big rubber dong. And I said, no. I said, here's what we're going to do. Put the, put the strap on up my ass. And then I'm going to fuck you.

Dude, that's a great call. Yeah. Love that. And she kind of like, when I tell this story, she's like, that's not what happened at all. you said you wanted the strap on in your ass from the beginning i didn't even know we had a strap on which is funny right that's funny dude because it's like that's just men and women were different like yeah dude like she's gonna see that story like it's just so funny like she because she remembers it her way right yeah and she's forgetful too yeah like i swear every time we have like a disagreement

about the strap on she forgets like a lot of key details I think because she's embarrassed how much she wants it in my ass. And it's cute. It's just funny. We used to fight about it more where I'd be like, say it. Say it was your idea to put the strap on in my ass. She's like, it was not my idea. I'm like, say it.

And then, right? We were stuck. And then we finally, we got this couples there because it's like $400 an hour. And she was like, she was like, J-D, maybe it doesn't matter why the strap-on gets in your ass. Maybe it just matters that, you know, you guys are there together. when it happens. Exactly. And then I'm like, yeah, well, it's happening right now.

It's literally in my ass right now. Well, it's funny because your, your dank wife drops you off at my house, and then you go into my solar shed and sit on my gardening tools. Yeah. And I'm like, what's going on? You're like, dude, we're having sex right now. This is rad. And I'm like, oh, sick.

I'm going to facilitate my boy. Yeah. But then I'll talk to, because you'll Uber over, and then I'll talk to your wife. I'll call it, hey, JT's here at the shed. She's like, what? Why is he there doing that? Like, what's going on?

We're supposed to be having dinner. I'm like, whoa, dude, this is some cool role playing. It's funny. I try to just like, yeah, because she knows. Well, that's the thing. You always got to, like, you always got to, like, hold the line on the truth. Yes.

Like, I had just told you guys that, you know, after she saw the skate park, we boned. you know what she tried to say she tried to say that her side of the story is that she went to go stay with her mom for a few weeks that's like a euphemism for bony exactly i'm like i'm like babe i'm staying at moms okay i read you loud and clear that's hilarious if stay at your moms mean we means we had uh stand-up sex in front of like six skaters then all right then then let's go stay at your mom forever you know you're sick good uh dude um I got a dream of lizards.

I'm sorry. Oh yeah, please, please, please. What up, dudes, we love hearing your voicemails. Give us a call. 323-418-2019. I felt so bad. Our boy lost a family member, which is so tragic. And he sounded like an absolute legend.

And then I was on a separate thread with same bro. And I was trying to get a head count for Fourth of July. And I was like pressuring him to answer and I totally blanked. Like I just forgot. And then I was like, dude, why are you ringing this dude for like an RSVP when he's grieving? And so I texted him. I was like, yeah, dude. I'm so sorry.

And he was just like all good, which was super gracious of him. Oh, that's sick. So he forgave. you. Yeah, but dude, it's like I got dad brain. I don't know what to blame. Like, I hope I'm just not insensitive, but I really forgot in the moment, which is kind of crazy to forget, though, that like, like, you literally just told me a couple hours ago. Like I had, but I think there's also something about like group threads that just makes me not think of things in like a real way. Yes. Because that, that thread is dedicated to us raging. That's called the West

Coast rage boys. So we really don't discuss anything besides partying when you're going to be there and who's going to show up and supplies. So, you know, you can't blame yourself. And I think he understands that. No, he was totally sick about it. He's a great guy. But I was like, I was like, dude, this is a major phopa.

Yeah. Chow, Fourth of July, my place, if you're free. No, Prash. Cruise. Yeah. Are we going to be sitting on garden tools? Yeah. I got a bunch of stuff that, you know, just be easy about it with my lady.

Dude, I make her feel like it's, it wasn't her idea even though it was her idea. Perfect. Yeah, dude, I want to sit on a leaf blower. Oh. That would feel good, dude. Just zzz. Something I wanted to say to, too. We'd done ads for them before, but like, and you talked to me about this.

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Guys, make sure you use code Go Deep to get your first, lottery ticket. Super stoked on it and let them know we sent you. So, pros, it's Gregory from Iowa. Yeah, I was a best man at a wedding this past weekend when my boys got married. And I was like when the only dies was single at the wedding party. And I was kind of like, you know, who are the single girls? And the guy who's getting married, the groom, like, oh, hey, my sister's single.

and so, you know, he gave me the green lights, I flirt with her and rents her up and whatnot. And so, yeah, wrong question short is that I ended up sleeping with my groom's best friends, you know, my sister.

Nice. And she lives all the way out in Boston. And so now I don't know if I'm supposed to, like, you know, like trying to date her long distance or why she's doing about that, you know, post, post, smash dash.

So, yeah, I appreciate you guys. and how do I handle that something my best friend's sister and stuff so yeah he knows about it he was super cool about it just yeah what do I do follow up follow it up there all right do some think about your legacy conceive a child dude I'm so fired up you smash some pussy you're clearly fired up thank you for telling us um before you make any plans on what to do next I think you got to tell more people. Yeah.

That's the most important part about getting some good pussy out of wedding is being like, yo, you'll never guess, dude. And then the fact that it's your friend's sister, that's so legit, dude. I mean, you could catch a streak next one of your boys to get married. Hopefully they got a sister too. You know what moves work. I'm not even being sarcastic either. Like, if I had sex with a girl, you were going to hear about it.

I was like, dude, I fucking defied the odds. I overcame history and I got pussy. And you're hearing about it and you're hearing about it and you're her dad? I fucked her. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All due respect. That's what happened.

She chose you. That's huge. That's, dude. He literally put his wiener into another person. And this is sort of an F1. scenario where all your boys are wearing the same tucks you guys are basically riding the same car it's the same track and you're the one who got pussy from it coming into first place out of the grid none other than caller two fast into the apex she only has eyes for him will he seal the deal

and cross the line here in bitsburg oh my god for the first time in history. It's Gary from Gary Indiana getting pussy. The crowd here is stunned. Is that being too hard on the guy? What do you mean? You were just glazing him up.

We thought that was the sickest thing that I heard. Yeah, but I'm making him too much of an underdog because he is a legend. I was talking more about myself. That's tough to to, you know, separate the self. One giving advice. Yeah, cut all that, dude. I bashed him. I think I think one thing he can do is, you know, you want to play this right.

You don't want to be too eager. You don't want to be a douche. So I think you should start a substack, right, erotic fiction about your experience and then play out your whole relationship. I'll read that. In a literary sense. I think that's huge. And Gen Z.

I'll jack off to that. That's, yeah, that's very, that's very good to crank too. And you know, dude, Gen Z, they don't like reading the context and novels. Like, dude, Gen Z influencers, like, finish five books a week. It's like, how are you doing this? They're just reading the dialogue. So really all you need to do is write a book of just pure dialogue. Don't even put a location.

Don't even put a place. Don't even put any surroundings. Honestly, don't need any plot devices or anything. Just write dialogue that you guys spoke to each other. And that could get made into an Amazon series, dude, a couple years. so you can make bank off this you always got to be thinking to yourself how can I make bank off of this

that's that's all that matters yeah what up chat and JT it's Gumby just calling because I'm 30 years old

live with my parents and I've been working at this restaurant and I'm a single guy so, you know, I'm trying to get it. And, uh, yeah, like, all these, like, hot servers working there. Um, and I, you know, keep asking my coworkers, like, oh, like, she's kind of cute. Like, what's her deal? And they're like, oh, bro, she's like 19.

Like, this is her summer college job. And, like, if it happens once, you know, it's like, ah, you know, like, a little embarrassing. But, like, I keep eyeing up all these. these babes and I'm like oh dude check her out and it's like oh no bro she's like she just graduated high school or like yeah bro like she's dating someone on the lacrosse team I'm like the lacrosse team like the league like no like the college lacrosse team and it just keeps happening and I looked in the mirror the other day and I was like am I creep um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um Um, like, I think I'm a creep.

And I just like, I don't know, do I have an affinity for young virile babes? Or am I a creep? I think I appreciate your insight. Thank you. I think you are a creep. I think we're all creeps to a certain extent. I think what you have is less an affinity for younger women and an aversion to growing. up. I think you need to think about where your brain's going. I think sometimes the more we're

thinking about sex, it's the more we're trying to escape from other components of our life. So I would look in the mirror and think about what I really want and how am I going to get those things. And do I think chasing 19 year old tail at my job is getting me there? Yep. It's like, you know, you're working a serving job, living at home. He's got to take care of some rocks here of the big changes in life, dude, you know. He's got to get a career gone at this point. You still don't want to be working the serving job. And this is coming from a almost 40-year-old valet. But, I mean, maybe you make bank there, but, you know, you maybe, you got to take a swing and mix it up. when you've been promoted to true true and you got a fire schedule and you are paid comedian as well Pruch

I think on top of that dude mentorship is huge and I think you need to look to someone with experience to help guide you in your life which is why I think you should you know shift to cougars maybe move to Scottsdale

and become a cougar cub that's a great city for cougs yeah he's got a huge. He does live at home with his mom. Whatever his mom's friends up to. Any divorce it is? That's true, too. I think a milf would give you a lot of tutelage.

And then if you did end up dating a 19-old, you'd have more to teach her after that. Yeah. I wish you could impart some wisdom. So, yeah, dude, you got to change it up. Move out of the parents' house. Maybe get a new gig. I think Scottsdale's the move

for this guy. Well said. With love. Guys, what up. Name's G. I like them. Love that you bring the Stoke. It helps me every day, driving around. Bad things can happen.

Good things are good when not listen to the Stoke Lord's work. So I got a question. I was texting with Aaron, A. Ron, probably two years ago, and I thought about talking to you guys live. But I didn't. And now the next two years that we've thought about, I still haven't resolved this problem with the crew. we don't know if we have a schmull or not, but we're starting to think that we do.

And I realize you say that every crew needs a schmull. But our schmull won't stop talking about one of the crew members that lost his virginity to his aunt. We've been friends for a long time. It was funny when he was younger. It was funny. In college, it's still funny, right? I mean, ant trucking has become a whole thing. But he's telling this guy's girlfriends.

And now this guy's married and he told his wife too. So, is this guy truly a schmull? Or is he just bringing on one of the foundational elements of the cruise friendship? This has been part of us forever. Help me out. Let me know what you think. Appreciate the stoke. appreciate the advice, just in general, appreciate, peace.

I think something we've preached is that it's also the responsibility of the crew to outline to the schmull what is acceptable. And how do you do that? Well, you've got to check them sometimes. And I think this really comes down to your aunt fucking bro that he did do something embarrassing and people are going to knock you for it until you make them step, step off. So he's got a 100% this small

has embarrassing things about him. He's got to start building his case and he's got to check him in a visible way so the bro knows he can't cross that line anymore. Because like if you get all dramatic and you're like he's out of the friend group, that's like going to cause more shit and

fuck up the vibe more. Your aunt fucking bro just needs to step up and be like, dude, shut the fuck up. Because we all know you know Kelsey cheated on you in high school and she made you sit in the cuck chair

and every time he says the aunt thing he calls him cuck chair and the guy who says aunt fucker is going to back off the best place to do this is probably while playing pop a shot at Dave and Busters because all the boys are there they're all locked into the game no one's going anywhere

no one's going to leave that game so you can have this important talk right there in Dave & Busters. There's a lot of ambient noise. You can yell. Shut the fuck up. No, you shut the fuck up multiple times back and forth each other. And people generally won't notice you. So, yep, get your boy in there.

Be like, dude, we're cruising to D&Bs. And then you got to just hit them with. We're setting some boundaries. That's kind of what D&B stands for. Dude, it's the B is for boundaries. And the D is you're being a dick. Let's figure it out. I think that's great advice.

I'm a little bit hung up on one thing. Did he fuck his own aunt? Yeah. Then yeah, I think that advice holds, yeah. Yeah, dude, the crew's got to control. You can't let the Schmol be the captain of the boat. But I don't think you can step up for the aunt fucker. He's got to step up for himself.

He's got to step for him. That's true. If you do it, no one's going to respect that. It's like bullying. You got to step up. up you gotta step up for yourself otherwise yeah and then you can say you can go hey man like that's out of bounds and stuff but like if he doesn't feel heat or consequences for it it's just kind of talk you know it's like it's true you got to be like the you could feed the aunt fucker some info

and be like hey schmol you know yep uh his dad took a piss on him one time and then be like all right you know and then and then when it comes to to confrontation and the boys are there. It's best to do, have this talk in front of the boys. The boys just need to when the schmole looks around and goes, do, do, but fucking this. Then the crew just needs to hit him with a, nah, dude, you should shut the

fuck up. Yeah, exactly. Like they need to have the dudes back, the ant fucker's back. So, the guy fucked his mom's sister. Or his dad's brother, yeah. Yeah, either one. We don't know.

Yeah, we're gonna do. Yeah, you guys will work it out. It's a common question. Crazy how much that one comes up. Crazy, yeah. It's crazy. It's crazy. Crazy how common that is, yeah.

Wow. I feel like I'm in a whole new world with these headphones on. Also, the neighbor's fire alarm's going off. I apologize to the listeners if you guys can hear that. You can't hear it. solar panels on this building? Must be. We can be screwed.

No, that's not bad. Can I hear out some beef? Go, baby. So, as you guys know, I love Disney land. Number one, dude. They shut down Pirates of the Caribbean for a couple months. They recently opened it back up. And they're like, yeah, we've got a cool new animatronic in there.

It's like a screen on the face of one of the skeletons. It's so awesome. You see it. It's complete garbage. This is an atrocity. This is complete garbage. Disney, what are you doing? You are destroying a beloved attraction with your technology.

Can the nerds ever stop? Why they need to keep updating things? Oh, we're coming out with new Apple software. We don't need it. It's good enough. Oh, we're going to update Pirates of the Caribbean. Shut up and go work on a Rubik's Cube, all right? Quit occupying your time, ruining things that, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

This new Pirates of the Caribbean edition, and I spoke with your brother about this, is completely disrespectful to the entire Disneyland legacy. Am I a guy's 35 complaining about this? Yes, because that's how passionate I am. Fuck you nerds Quit it Cut it out Legend

I love that I did send it to your brother I'm like can you believe this shit He's like unbelievable So wait what I'm trying to picture of what it is What is it? Like they It's complete horseshit

They put like a like a screen Instead of an actual like 3D dude It's like it's like It's like they use Like it's kind of like they make it look Like the face is animated and stuff Yeah Look up Pirates of the Caribbean

update maybe so here it is oh dude I can't take that's what is that dude so it goes from alive to skeleton yeah weird it's not even cool looking and it changes the texture a lot of the ride

yeah look at that that's the thing you can't have that yeah it feels like you're in toy story or something yeah save that for the haunted mansion bro oh my god that's crazy who's making these decisions decisions, dude.

That's good question. APEC. That's how I was APEC. Dude, I got a some, I was reading Ernst Becker's denial of death, and he said we create the reality we need in order to discover ourselves.

I think West and Amanda are going to make it. I think they're going to get married. I think they created adversarial conditions because they knew they had a dark or truer self that they needed the world to see. And I think they'll be fused together because they'll be fighting against the world's expectations that they won't make it. And that's what's going to drive them to stay together. And I think they were on some level conscious of that. Write that down.

That's huge. They have an underdog mentality. You know, me and my wife to strengthen our relationship. because it's important, you know, to be bonded, you know. Diamonds are created in the harshest of environments. We wanted our relationship to shine. So I'd go play. I'd challenge dudes to pick up basketball two on two,

and me and my wife would play. Like, babe, set a screen, set a high screen, let's go, dive down. And she'd be playing against big, former, you know, offensive linemen. We would take some hells, but it really, strengthened our relationship. So if you're not playing pickup basketball with your future loved one, I don't know if your relationship's going to make it. Yeah. We never ran the courts. I would generally just shoot every time I got the ball. I would just shoot. I'm not having a good shot. Yeah, but like if you pull the trigger. For sure. I'd be like, babe, get that board.

Crash the boards. She's a beast on the low block. For sure. She got a strong base, dude. She's like grafting too. She's come on the hoop like that. it was sprained off the hoop like that sometimes bounce off the back go like that sometimes go to front come down who's that what coach that's that's rodman in the last dance when he's talking about rebounding you know the ball rotate this way going to spin out that way and come on the front go straight down you know and like it sounds smart but it's also like yeah jibberish but then he just look at the stats it's like it's like it's clearly yeah he's clearly a genius when it comes to rebounding dude basketball

big time basketball news today in the ether. LeBron. He's stepping away. From the Lakers. Yeah. It'll be hard. We never embraced him. No.

He needed a scandal, dude. Even though he got us a chip. I know. People call it the asterisk bubble. I argued that it was a harder chip to get, dude. It was all hoop. Yeah. Everyone's in the same conditions.

You think about how much love Brunson's get. and forget New York a title, you know, which was an incredible title. What a gift to watch that. But LeBron got one and like it's like, I don't know, it somehow feels underwhelming. True. He's a victim of his own success. He's like Martin Scorsese or like Woody Allen or something like that. We're like, that was a pretty good movie, but not as good as this masterpiece or that masterpiece.

Yeah, that's very true. Suffers in comparison to himself. It's crazy. Like Spielberg, bro, with disclosure. disclosure to yikes. You don't like it? I didn't see it, but, dude, I haven't heard one good thing. I loved it, yeah. Oh, nice. Really? I love to. I haven't heard anything. Yeah, you're the first one to give a positive review.

I mean, I love aliens. That's true. So, it fired me. Dude, I was fired up. My cousin, she's like a 22-year-old chick, so she's probably not into it as much as, you know, like I would be, but she said it just kind of dragged. Like, it could have been like an hour 30 and with, like, a lot of hard-hitting stuff instead of... She thought it'd be better if it was like a one-two. talk video. Yeah, exactly. She just wanted a couple dances and shit.

I was having a blast. I loved it. You saw it with Sean, right? I did. I saw with some super pro alien guys. Nah, I didn't love it. But I'm glad you liked it. I was having a blast.

I think I thought Emily Blunt was good. I thought like the way she got to play that character, you know, like where she kind of knows everything was really fun. and some of the chase scenes were good but I don't know I thought this script was maybe a little weak

I got like a million negative things to say about it honestly I'm sitting on like a fucking barrel and just negativity right here but I don't want to yuck your yummy dude my boy's biting his tongue and you like aliens a lot would you put it in the pantheon of great alien or like where would you

no I was just having a good time I was having a good time I was like this is fun I enjoy aliens well and it's very like I'm trying to psychoanalyze you you know like I'm looking at you right now

even though my eyes are over here did you did it resonate with you the kind of like way the alien story is connected to childhood yeah I could see that I could see that being very like filling you in a way that was very cohesive

yeah which is what makes Spielberg such a great filmmaker like he does such good like camera movements and shit but then it's always like very core it's very like young it's very like loss of innocence impression of the world and like returning to that yeah the wonder I'm trying to think like I'm trying to think what like if I had to distill it down to my number one complaint.

You know what kind of bumped me? Was that like the bad guys weren't gnarly. Right. Like there's parts where like they're like invisible and the bad guys are like, where are they? What do we do? And I'm like I feel like the bad guys would have oozy's and would just shoot and murder everyone.

But they were like easily thwarted by like gentleness. Like they'd be like, don't be bad. And the bad guy, I'd be like, oh. And I was like, I think I would have, the stakes would have felt more like dangerous and exciting and maybe validating if the bad guys were a little bit gnarlier. I think, I think, well, I think. There's a little like hook almost that way. Yeah, I think, well, I think, I think the, the bad guys, I think it speaks to that

debate of like should we know the truth or not and so they're making them totally bad because i think you can you can see their side of it too oh for sure so i don't know no i got where they were coming from i guess i just wish they were more dangerous a little bit right right yeah it's like he was able to like escape the the chase scenes it's like how do they not see him or how is he able to just drive through all this shit that part he's like they're all looking forward and he's like just behind a fence that's like clearly visible the cliff thing was crazy. Yeah, yeah. And you go, oh, they just drive it off and they're like, where'd they go? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that, that stuff was ridiculous. But I, I like the, I like the,

it was kind of childlike in a way. I like the childlike. I like, I like, I like, I think I just really like the idea of the aliens being, um, I like the, I like, I like positive aliens. Yeah. Yes, for sure. I like aliens that are looking out for us. out for us they're like they're they're they're they're kind of like um they're like no they're like no empathy and love is is what is what's important instead of just being like these like cockroaches trying to take us over it's almost religious in a way like they're spiritually guiding us exactly it had that religious component to and the world's like at the brink of war and stuff and this is the month they come down and be like here's the revelation you need to get back to and she's like a

Jesus figure to harmony Yeah. She was great in it. Yeah. Super funny. Wyatt Russell was good. That scene was really good outside. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Josh O'Connor's good. I like that. He's done a lot of stuff now. Yeah, he's the man. Did you think that the graphics were kind of bad on the animals?

On the animals. Like the deer? Oh. Dude, I mean, I may, I'm just so like, I'm so easily swayed by childlike stuff. I was like, wow, it's like a deer coming. I was like, yeah, I was like, animals are like, yes. If a big moose came into my room, I'd be so stoked. I'd be hell of you, I'll follow you, dude. It's funny.

I know, I'm just such a critic, too. Because I did enjoy a lot of that too. But like, when I saw the deer, I was like, did fucking Spielberg's graphics guy die? Well, that is something with movies nowadays. When I was with my mom, I watched the J-Lo rom-com with Breck. Greg Goldstein. Oh, yeah. The way the movies are shot now.

And I was actually talking to someone about this with like the Fast and Furious movies. Like the texture of film. Like it's like there's nowadays, especially Netflix movies. The worst. It's so like crystal clear. There's no depth. There's no depth. And you're like it just looks so fake.

You're like. Everything's in focus. It's the problem. Yeah. And you're like, what am I watching? And you watch it and you're kind of like. Like, how does J-Lo and, like, Brick, how do they do this movie and these scenes and not just go back to their trailer crying? Because they're like, this is the worst shit of, like, it's, and it's mostly Netflix movies.

Like, like, I liked Hail Mary and stuff like that. Like, there's good movies, but I think it's when they rush these movies out and they use these super high-deaf cameras where you're just like, this doesn't even feel like, my mom's like, this feels like a reality show. Yeah. Well, that's why everyone loved obsession, right? Because they made it on a small budget, and the director used, like, lighting and shadow and stuff like in clever. I still haven't seen it. I got to see it. I haven't seen it either.

I'm kind of scared. But, uh... Yeah, I'm not a big horror guy. Although, dude, did you watch Widows Bay? It's amazing. Bro, it's incredible. It's so good. Yeah.

The right amount of scary. But, like, yeah, it's tough to make creative choices when everything's just, like, sharp focus. Yeah. Optimal, like, you know, lens exposure. It's, dude, dude, dude, dude. Geet nerds. Ruin everything. I know, bro.

Tech ruined... I mean, they didn't ruin all of Hollywood because we still have good movies coming up, but like, they're optimizing. Quit optimizing. It's annoying, dude. They're on, everyone's on algorithm brain. Bro, it's, it's, uh, as Americans, what do we love, dude?

Choice. And with AI and stuff, they're just giving it to us saying like, this is what we're going to have for you now. And it's like, let me fucking choose, bro. Yeah. I want the option to not have that or have that. You know what I mean?

Yeah, and it's also like, we're probably in their heads. They're like, oh, if you use the super high-depth, you know, like crystal clear image, that'll be more entertaining to the brain. But it's like if you watch a movie like, like, Happy Gilmore, like Fast and Furious, like one, just name some of some of the top classics of our time. The textures, there's something where you're like, okay, I'm watching a movie. now. Yeah. And to them they're probably like, how do we optimize this for the and you're like, dude, you guys are ruining everything. We need to go and beat their asses. Yep. Yeah, I wonder if

there is like less. Because if you look at Happy Gomer and Fast and Furious, they do feel like they take place in a contained visual universe. Yeah. Where you're like, oh, I'm like, like when you fast and furious too, like the colors and like the streets and the cars and the way everything looks, you're like, 90s, L.A. Yeah, you're like, I'm in a very specific place right now, and it's like, I want to get transported there. And I do wonder if maybe there was just like more different kinds of cameras, lenses, and development processes back then.

Like, I really don't know much about it. But I remember with Three Kings, which has a really cool look where everything's kind of blown out. Like they overdeveloped, they overexposed the film. Yeah. So it would have this kind of like bright, like the sun's kind of shining in my eyes feel to it. And I mean, clearly they have the technology to do that now.

But with Netflix, I wonder if they just. have their specs on how it's supposed to look, and they just run everything through that. Yeah, go to that camera chart. What is that? Yes, I was going to say, actually Netflix has like a requirement for their films that you have to use a certain camera.

Yeah. So I think maybe they're just like so high tech that, you know. They probably own it and rent it to themselves. It's all the red dragon. Yeah, a lot of the red cameras, yeah. I remember when that came out when I was in film school and everyone was like, the red, it looks as good as film and all this stuff. and it was very exciting.

The files are huge to compress. It's like the color grading and stuff. Like when you, they shoot Banda Brothers, like they're shooting that on camera. And then they, after it, then they color grade it to give it that like,

saving Private Ryan, World War II feel of like, and it just works. Your brain is like, oh yeah, I'm in the 40s now. Yeah. Even though, you know,

the 40s didn't look like that necessarily, dude, freaking sick art, sick art choice. Yeah. artistic choices are being limited by technology dude not augmented and what the fuck yeah it's uh it can be very upsetting where you're like what is going on here

i got a quick quick babe of the week that is also somebody who was a lot better in the past and that is my man alan jackson he played his last concert ever this weekend and uh i listened to a lot of his songs growing up country music was my thing at the time And I just want to give him a shout out. Shout out Alan Jackson. Why is he retiring? Probably just age. I don't know.

Fuck. Yeah. But he had some bangers like drive. Like, Daddy let me drive. You know, that song. He just had a lot of good bangers. When I was a younger kid, I really, like, thought I could rip like him singing, you know? Maybe to, you know, tie it back into our conversation about art and, you know, directors as they age,

Tarantino, I think himself, is. said this, maybe he doesn't have any good art left in him. Maybe the passion is driven by youth, maybe not to a degree. I don't know. I'm sure there's instances where an older artist has created something amazing, but I think, you know, evidence suggests, you know, look at our boys, Scorsese, look at our boy, Spielberg. You know, their films have taken a dip later in their career, you know? Kubrick just did 10. You know, Quentin Tarantino says he's going to be done. Maybe this musician you're talking of Jake has felt the art left his being. Perhaps that's just...

Yeah, I think, I think, like, it's... To me, I think actually, like, most artists get better with age. Comedians, I think, get better with age. Comedy, yes. I think, like, but maybe with these, like, directors and stuff, they've had so many hits. Well, probably they've... Maybe they're older, they're a little bit, you know, less on top of their game. Maybe it's what JT suggested with where it suffers in comparison.

Maybe this would be good if Spielberg never made anything prior. Yeah. Oh yeah, it's still good. Like there's still stuff that he does where you're like, dude, no one's is. Like the train stuff was like so cool. And I'm like just classic Spielberg ratching up the tension, putting you on a ride. He's a beast. But I think maybe it's like, you know, you become so successful.

you become, you know, you just maybe everyone says yes to you and that you're not under like budgetary restrictions. I think restrictions maybe help art. For with Scorsese for sure where he's like, I'm doing five hours on, you know, converting Japanese people to Christianity. I'm like, you sure about that boss? I love you to death, brother, but.

Who did Tenet? Was that Nolan? Yeah, that was a tough one. But he might come back. All these guys are geniuses, though. No, no, it's amazing. Pray to all of them. Should we call it? Yeah.

That was fun. That was fun. It was nice to just regular talk at the end. Yeah.