Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 450 - Summer State of Mind

Episode Date: July 29, 2026

Today the bros have an epic volley in the sand in another classic solo episode. The bros recap an incredible weekend on tour in Texas and Alabama. Then Chad breaks down why leg day might be the ultimate earthquake survival strategy. We also review The Odyssey, rank their favorite actors under 45 and discuss the strange psychology of quick reply texts. Imagine back in the day of sending letters.... would you reply with simple "yeah" or "that's chill" or send a whole paragraph? This ep is truly a chiller! LEAVE A LIKE OR COMMENT IF YOU ENJOYED! We are live streaming a fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeepGrab some dank merch here: https://appreeshapparel.com/Come see us on Tour!Get your tix - https://www.chadandjt.comTEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice)Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/Thanks to our Sponsors:BLUECHEW - GET ROCK HARD TODAY WITH THE BEST WINGMAN, Bluechew. Visit https://www.bluechew.com and use code GODEEP to get a Month Free when you purchase two months worth of GOLD! PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake RohretSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What up? Audience. This is Chad coming in with the Going Deep with Chad and JT podcast. SoCal's most popular podcast in the coastal regions. I'm here with my compadre, Jean-Thomas. What up?

Boom, clap, Stoker. She's throwing up butter sets. J.T's playing volleyball. Just butter, dude. We're just milking this summer for everything it has. No rotation on that ball. Just setting up

spikes looking at thongs having boners i think that's what life should be just spiking a ball with a boner whoa that's a lot of flop have you ever thought about how incredible it is that we live in a world where you can spike a ball and shoot stuff out of your penis i have it we're that's that's the kind of world we live in I mean that's a lot of wonder right I wonder if Gals feel disappointed that it's not as easy for them to ejaculate

good call yeah I think maybe or spike in some instances relative to me they're probably about the same dude yeah but they have they can shoot milk out of their tith that's true good call and that's nourishing in a way that ours is it.

Yeah. Yeah, they can feed a baby and they can feed me and I think that's really sick. Have you ever thought about having a vagina? No, I mean, I have my butthole. Yeah. Because, like, my fiancee yesterday,

she's like, what's it like having a weener? And I was like, it's the sickest thing of all time. What's it like having a snatch? She's, like, sickest thing of all time. And we're at stalemate. We kind of just locked eyes and we're about to, you know, beef. Well, it's nice you both have pride in it. I feel like the vagina is like way more temperamental than the penis.

Right. I mean, they got to go to the gyno all the time, get it checked out. And because it's more cavernous and dank, it feels like it's, I don't know, you just get more infections and things like that. Yeah. And to like, but to their credit, like, it's, you can stuff it. that's true it's more of like a storage unit yeah the penis doesn't have that kind of utility right yeah you can't it's tough to put something in your pee hole very tough and it's not something that I'd want to do no probably not um so yeah dude well we're fresh off uh some tour dates pretty sick

weekend uh start off with irvine then Dallas and Fort Worth um you know irvine the homeland the motherland and then uh dallas do dallas support with incredible audiences truly some of the best audiences i've ever experienced they were rowdy but not at a point where it like tipped into chaos they were just like bringing the good times yeah they were there for it absolutely What do you think that is? I don't know. I think Dallas is kind of bubbling right now and Fort Worth. I think a lot of people are moving there.

I think there's a lot of excitement, and I think it came into the show. And I don't know what it is, though. I am curious. All the people in Dallas and Farwith were pretty cool. But, you know, all the people in San Antonio were really lovely, too. Yeah. Texas just has some good folks.

You think it's because they all have guns? I mean, yeah. Yeah, I think that helps. I think if you have a gun, it kind of maybe loosens you up in a way where you're like, well, I have protection as shit goes down, so I have the freedom to laugh. Yeah, I think if you feel comfortable in your safety, you're a little bit more prone to whimsy, which surprises people. It's sick.

Because they figure gun people are going to be like dower. And I'm like, actually, there's some of the loosest, friskiest, best dancers. Dude, yeah, I saw a guy doing open carry at Subway. and he was the most jolly guy. I was like, is this Santa Claus? Mm-hmm. And he's just carrying a fat clock. I mean, every time I've shot a gun,

I've been pretty psyched afterwards. Yeah. It's a good time. And even if you push the envelope a little bit, like you do something, not like dangerous, but a little reckless, like shooting two handguns at the same time.

I mean, that's a very, you're going to be, you're going to be fucking jacked after that. I thought you're going to say you're going to be fucking. No, I was like 13, so that was way down the road. But I felt like I, nope, wasn't even on the table at that point. But you were jacked. I was fired up.

That's cool. I was fired up. Yeah, it's sick. But dude, open carry at Subway, that's good. We feel safe in there. If anyone tries to do double meat without paying. Yeah. Bah, pow.

Jared from Subway shows up. he's going to get it he's dead on the he's dead on command he's dead on site dude how much of my command do you think it weighs heavy on that marketing exec who's like let's do this guy let's make this guy the star subway and he didn't realize at the time that he was hiring a molester yeah i think that would be something that would stick with me i've never hired a molester i go the other way I bang them up but do you think if I hired one

I would definitely feel bad about it me too especially if you're like because people are probably coming up to him like dude you hired a guy to hawk sandwiches but he also is a molester that's like

the worst thing you can do yeah because sandwiches bring us so much joy and I feel like sandwiches are kind of I don't want to get like hyperbolic here but I do think that there is probably the best invention known to man far surpass electricity cars the wheel um sandwiches are the best thing to ever exist and to attach a molester to sandwiches that's kind of like you're you're throwing a wrench and sickest thing of all time yeah it's like the worst thing you could put on a sandwich a molester

yes damn no one has ever ordered that scary and dude did you feel that earthquake no when was it i don't know i didn't either but you know why i didn't feel it why because i do legs oh i do legs consistently and so you know i i do squats and calf raises so my legs just naturally absorb the equate cap that training off with an indo board we could be going off the Richter and my legs are just absorbing the shit out of it people are like freaking out they're like oh my god take shelter and my legs are just you know absorbing it and I'm like what's going on you got top-notch balance totally my body has trouble recognizing equakes I did notice though that my

cows jumped on my garment watch at a certain moment in time I'm like that must have been when the equate hit um but you're losing you're using a little bit more stabilization Exactly, yeah. And, you know, because I was in the airport, people were freaking out. They're like, do you feel that? Do you feel that? And I was just sitting there crushing Jersey mics. Just like, what's going on?

And, but my quads were just, you know, so jacked after. So I was like, dude, I think I just, I think I just absorbed an equally. I can see their pulsating a bit. Yeah, right? Sick. So I think, you know, people freak out about earthquakes. They're like, dude, you need water. You need, you know, you need.

you know you need an emergency kit you need to seek shelter and I'm like really all you need to do is legs agreed 100% dude thanks dude because a lot of people are like oh earthquake preparedness I'm like well who cares about beings you can still go to Chipotle afterwards it's really about just surviving the moment yeah so if I have my body in order which is the most important thing in my life, I'll be fine. I'll get through it. Exactly. Like, if you have a solid base, I've been doing this, um, this squat, I've been holding this squat for 10 minutes. It's like what Shal and monks do. It's kind of like a monks. It's like a sumo squat. And you just, but you get down in the sumo squat position, you just hold it. You're doing that for 10 minutes? Yeah. That's awesome. I mean,

I lied. I didn't. Like yesterday, I did 720. That's still a lot. Um, this guy on Instagram, who's super jacked super tan he was underneath up here he's like if you hold this for 10 minutes your longevity's gonna skyrocket and so I've been doing that when I take Lola to the park I just stand there and you know and just breathe in and out and

dude I can feel the T rushing to my balls I can feel the quad's engaging the glutes engaging just my inner grundle area for sure tightening up my core and yeah

badass dude yeah that is sick I'm a Shaolin monk as it gets bro thanks dude I wanted to give a shout out to cream jeans I met cream jeans in the flesh nice cream jeans I met cream jeans in the flesh in San Diego great guy great vibes solid bro he comes up he's like dude I'm cream jeans just give him a hug I'm like the schmoles right there go meet him he's like hey schmol and schmol's like fuck yeah And then Amir was there too. He met the Chodes and just so psyched to meet the cream.

He's a great guy. Me and him, we've like really connected hard. Love you, cream. Dude, so yeah, what is going on with the Schmole saying fuck you out all the time? So the Schmole and I were talking about Kill Tony with Tony Hinchcliffe. And, you know, we've seen, I don't think I other us really know Tony. Do you know Tony at all?

No. So, but we were at the comedy store when Tony was like coming up. And so you'd see in his set all the time. He goes, fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. And so we were just imitating him the entire car ride. And now like every five minutes, we just text each other. Fuck yeah.

He's been texting it to me a lot. Yeah. And so that's the gist. Just apropos. Oh, nothing. Yeah. And it's one of the great joys in my life right now. Yeah, and you guys are doing the AI versions of it

where it's like Marisi shirtless with them on a boat with chicks. And she says, fuck yeah. Yeah, Marisi, he... We got to give love to him. Yeah, he was at Just for laughs, shout out Marisi. New faces, which is like one of the big honors they can give to a comedian is making you one of JFL's new faces. It's like the most prestigious comedy festival.

festival and they picked Joe as one of the next, you know, one of the next guys to bust through. So it's a huge honor and it seems like he's having a ball over there. I know. Do you get back yesterday? We got to get him back on the pod to review Canada. Yeah. Yeah. Shout out Joe.

Shout out that big Italian hunk with a massive tripod. I'm surprised they let him across the border with that thing. I know. You have a nuke between his legs. contraband there. Yeah, dude. We should send him over to Iran. You know, not to, like, fire off his missile, but it's like kind of deterrence. Deterrant. Yeah. Non-violent combative just to let him know, hey, I could do it if I wanted to. Yeah, just place him in the straight of whore moves and he'll regulate it. Yeah, you can block the whole thing. Yeah. Just give him a boner. He just, like, it's over.

Blockes the whole waterway. I guess that would hurt us more, but it's cool. He has that capacity. Yeah, so you think you can shut down the straight of war moves? Watch Joe's Weiner do it. To act. So what's going on with you? Dude, I've been chilling. Got home. Chilled with, after all of our travels,

rocked it with the kiddos, watched weapons last night with the fiancé, did breakfast with the kids, got them some toys. We went to Monster Jam. Sick as hell, dude. And they got a girl truck, which went gangbusters with my daughter.

So I got her sparkle smash. Gravediggers in the mail for my son. And they both just went nuts. who was awesome. And then my son has just been like, both of them actually, I've been just been geeking out on the song, Gravedigger by Dave Matthews, which is probably the saddest song of all time. So it's kind of funny that they're so into it, but they just go nuts for it. So we were having a good time. Wrestling this morning and my son, it was the hardest he's ever kicked me.

He kicked me in the eye and you could see the outline of his shoe. And the lights flashed when he hit me. I was like, whoa. And I was like, hey, you really caught me there, buddy. And then he was like, I don't care. Let's keep wrestling. Really? And they were both like just like jumping on me. And it is the best. But it was the first time I was like, oh man, as they get older, because they're three now, as they get older, I do have to be kind of on guard.

Yeah. Because they'll give me a shot. I saw The Odyssey. Thought it was awesome. What did you think? I loved it. Yeah. I thought it's interesting with Damon.

Like some people are saying they should have got like Tom Hardy or Christian Bale. I think of those guys, I would have gone Damon. But I think the thing with Odysseus is he's kind of a shithead, right? Like he does some fucker stuff. So I think it's good to have a guy like Matt Damon in there that has like an innate like ability. So no matter what he does, you're like, I'm still on board with this bro. And I think he'll be a good king of Ithaca. I liked all the movie.

The only like rub I had was the fight at the end seemed a little like not well planned out. Like I was like, there's so many dudes in here. The blocking didn't make sense. I was like, couldn't they all just like bum right? him and like some dudes were just like chill and watching and I was like so help people fight like that's not what it looked like when y'all were going through Troy and but outside of that I I loved it and thought all the performances were amazing I thought the casting was great yeah I thought the diversity helped it because it felt more like I didn't have to think oh this looks different than the world I was like yeah this is what the world feels like the dialogue was like a little clunky but then you settle into it and And I don't know, it's meaningful. A lot of this stuff in there, like, resonated. Zeus's law, dude.

Zeus's law. You got to respect people's homes. Yeah, the dialogue, it did feel like they were speaking in poem a little bit. Or, like, it was like Shakespearean. Yeah. Like, it felt like it... But then they would use, like, normal, colloquial, like, modern language, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, the dialogue was interesting. I did feel like... I liked it because it did feel, like, kind of, like... His own spin on it. His own spin on it, it felt like kind of a, yeah, an homage to like the source material. Yeah. One thing, too, is like getting trapped on Calypso's Island. Like, you know, Odysseus is faced with the choice, you know, just be immortal, young forever and kick it with Calypso or go back to his family.

It's a good deal. That's a tough question because it's like. She looked very hot grabbing those. Yeah, grabbing those fish. Like, like, someone came to me and they're like, you could eat Charlie's Theron's butt for like, for eternity. I'll be like, yeah. Yeah, I might stick around for that. Even though Anne Hathaway is a super babe.

Oh, yes. And she crushed it too. I think she's my favorite actress under 45. I was doing my rankings and I was like, I think it's Anne Hathaway one, J-Law 2. And then we watched Barbie last night. My kids loved it. My wife loves it. My fiance loves it so much.

And then I'd go Margo Robbie 3. And then I go Emma Stone 4. I know a lot of people got him a stone higher. Wow. But I go Emma Stone 4. Good for you. Yeah. She's amazing.

She's incredible. But I think the other three do like they can do more parts than her. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. That's my assessment. I know a lot of people disagree with that.

Yeah. They're all wonderful. Under 45. Let me think. Florence Pew, too. She probably be number of five. And I'd have her. I think I'll have her higher as she gets older.

But she just hasn't had as many parts yet because she's a little younger than the other ones. That's a good shout. I think my favorite actress under 45, Harry Styles. He's amazing. Terrible actor, but the songs are great. The music's really good. You were on that album before me.

Because I had heard his new album wasn't that great, and I was like, and then you ran to it when we were in D.C. And you're like, dude, it slaps. Yeah, I liked his live in Manchester on Netflix. Okay. Yeah. Is that where you listen to when you were? were running or were you listening to the new album? I was listening to

what I was running but yeah that's what got me on to it because I did like the way he like present I think some people didn't like they thought was like sloppy but I like the way he presented it too I mean the fact that you can just fill up an arena you're like hey we're gonna like run through the whole album if you guys want and you just fill

up an arena but like I did like the way it felt like kind of like it felt like just kind of I liked how raw it felt like it wasn't like a production it wasn't like a huge production because that's like what a lot of people because that's like Bieber did when you were at Coachella too, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it seems like they're moving more towards that of just like just you're in the living room with me. He has a whole band and stuff but like, yeah,

it just just pure vocals, not like a 2000s like boy band like pop like, you know, a whole thing where you have fireworks and you're launching through the stage. I often watch One Direction highlights on TikTok. Them singing teenage dirtbag. I love it. Dude, I'm not familiar with One Direction at all. They were pretty good. I think of the boy bands, I might put them in the two hole behind N-Sink and ahead of Backstreet. Wow. I love Backstreet's music, but as dancers as vocalists, I think they might be a notch behind.

Probably better dancers than One Direction, but I think One Direction have better music. I got to get props to them, though, for sticking together. Backstreet Boys? Yeah, the endurance of them. Yeah. They've held strong and they kind of like, they, you know, they had their peak in like 2009, you know, went through it. But now they're like, people want to see him.

You're still the one. I saw a girl at the Dallas airport wearing like a backseat boy's sweater, backstreet boy's hat. She was all about it. Yeah. Yeah. It resonates deeply with people. Yeah.

The Jonas brothers too. I almost went out with the girl when I was single who like her whole hinge profile. She was really cute so I still liked her. But like her whole profile was just all Jonas brothers. And then we talked on the phone and I was like, I'm a pretty big Jonas Brothers fan. I think we could like ping pong back and forth on it. And then we started talking.

I was like, whoa. Like, I realized I was never going to be the number one guy in her life. It was always going to be Nick. Wow. That was after one call, too. Damn. She's just, her heart is Nick's. And she just needs someone to pay half the rent.

Do you think Priyanka Chopra has an issue with that? Hmm. I bet she likes it. Yeah. She likes the Knicks so desirable. Yeah. Although, you know, maybe she doesn't like that Joe's kind of, I don't know, if you read the comments, he's kind of taking the top spot. When he does that vacation ice song, the girls like it.

Damn. Got a lot of respect to you, Joe. You're pulling it off, brother. Damn, sick. I wish we could pull it up here. I watch it all day. I like seeing a guy peacock. I do like it.

Yeah, peacock is nice. It makes me smile. I have some bad news, actually. So, you know, I've had Billabong stock my whole life. Yeah, bro. I took a look at it because we've been talking about it. We talked about it on Sterling's pod. And, you know, because I've been so, I'm like, that's my retirement.

It's my Billabong stock. I took another look at it. It's actually a gift certificate. Whoa. How fat is a gift certificate? 50 bucks. It's expired. Damn.

I thought it was like a stock certificate, but no, it's a gift. and I don't know how I muffed that up I didn't even use it so I didn't even get new board shorts I just I've been like that's my 401K and you know

in this economy you know you need some backup and now I've got nothing and I don't know how I'm going to tell my fiance she won't find out just don't just keep it a secret for as long as you can

should I shred it or should I like go to the NASDAQ headquarters and be like, this is my stock. I'm trying and like... Trick them? Yeah. Yeah, for sure do that. There's no consequences for a financial crime. Unless there's the threat of actual violence, like, they just kind of give you a slap on the wrist.

And they're basically saying try harder next time. Okay, cool. Dude, that reminds me, my grandma passed away and like my family knows I've been kind of hard up for cash. So it was kind of sick in a way because she left me 10 Gs. But then my dad was grieving so hard losing his mom that I felt bad for him. So I took the 10 G's and I spent it all getting him a $10,000 gift certificate to Cinebon. And I gave it to him thinking it would kind of put his heart back together and he was fucking pissed. Really?

Yeah. He's like, dude, you wasted all this money? You're supposed to use it to put a down payment on a car. And now I have $10,000 to Cinebon that I can't exchange. for actual money. Did you do the math? I could never spend this much money at Sinobot. I was like, well, I wanted you to bring your girlfriend.

And he was like, she doesn't eat gluten. Oh, my God. And I was like, well, they have a lot of stuff there. She can get coffee. And he was like, no, JT, you're not understanding. This was a horrible financial decision. It's not making me feel better. But then I was like, right.

But you're angry at me. And you're not sad about your mom. And I knew this is what would happen. So you're welcome, Dad. Dude. He likes to be mad. So I kind of put him in his preferred disposition, which is getting on me about me. Yeah.

And so he was like in that moment, I saw him come alive just like he was my dad again. He was like, this is the dumbest thing you've ever done. And I was like, good, good. Keep it coming. Keep it coming. Dude, you should sell his house behind his back for way under market price. I could do that. I should do that because I care about him.

I think there's like a reverse psychology thing that you can do here that like I think if you ruin your dad financially, your relationship will be better than ever. Yes. So I think you should do that. I'm going to lock it in. Do you think your son will do that for you? I hope so. He's a really sweet kid. I really hope he does.

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We thank Blu for sponsoring the pod and the bedroom. People say like the younger generation, they're soft. They, you know, they're always hooked on their phones. They're not connecting with people. They're isolated. They're socially... Blip that. And I think I know.

I think I know what can help them connect. What's that? Teabagging. Oh, wow. I think if they start going, you know, and they can still be in their room, but if they start going on Cod or Halo and just teabagging nubes, that's going to boost their T. And I guess I'm really talking about males here,

but there is a male loneliness epidemic. But I think if they go on Cod, go on Halo, just start teabacking nubes. that'll boost their tea, that'll give them confidence because they know they can dominate someone, even if it's virtually. Yeah, and I think there is like something so primal about putting your nut sack on a noob's face. What is so primal about it? Well, I think it's something that the cavemen did. You know, it's like, let's say you get the first kill, like you get that buffalo. I'm pretty sure, and I read this in a, you know, a Reddit post that, um,

When they, whoever got the first kill, their hunting partner, they would put their chin biscuits on their hunting partner's face just to dominate them. And so I think it's something that starts from early on in our lineage. And I think if, you know, we can get, if we can just get, like, I think we need a teabagging movement where it's like if we can get, um, get this younger generation just teabacking nonstop. I think that'll, I think that'll revamp the country. Yeah, I think we need to take it a step further too I mean, you're saying doing it in Cod, right? Yeah. That's huge.

But I think so much of what's wrong with Gen Z and the younger generation and the generations below that are that they're missing out on that tactile human expression, you know, like person to person, skin to skin. And that's why with your permission, I think we've got to offer up our faces. Oh, to get teabacked. Like I think you and me just go,

on a road trip we drive to like weird anxious kids houses go up into their room with like creepy posters and bad vibes and just have them drop dote on our heads and just you know from underneath their carriage see their face light up with possibility wow yeah i'll have to run that by my fiance but i'm sure she's down i mean yeah i think she wants you to be a good citizen yeah in the chat they're saying they also haven't seen or wet willies in a long time. Whoa. Did that kind of disappear too or?

Yeah, I mean, maybe the chat's just like, that 30 now and like works in like, you know, sales. They're not virgin. I'd be surprising, but kind of hilarious. I think I respect their suggestion, but I do think that we got to go extreme. You know, you can't just dig your knuckle in someone's head. You can't just put your wet finger in someone's ear.

You need to drop your nut sack on someone's face. Can you expand on why you think that is better? Well, they say with babies, you know, skin-skin contact is cruised to developing the bond between mother, daughter, father, son. And so I think nut sack to forehead or nut sack to eyes, even better, give him some, you know, goggles. I think that. But isn't a wet will he still skin to skin? Yeah, but I think, you know, the balls are the life force. You know, that's where you produce your tea.

That's where you produce your jizz. That's where it all, you know, it's all centered in that sacral shock and your root chock. You want to get closer to the cradle. Yeah. So that's the cradle of life. So when you put down someone's eyes and you give them some goggles with your two nuts, I think that that is almost like getting sun in your ass. So you want bare skin teabagin?

Bear skin, yeah. When you suggested, we let the entire younger generation tea bag us, were you thinking nude? I was honestly like whatever Chad wants to do. I think that's what we got to do. Then that's what it is. All right, cool. Yeah, so guys, if you want to teabag us, if you want to put your nut sack, if you want to put your chin biscuits on our face, just hit us up.

We'll cruise on out and you can drop sack. Drop sack, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop sack. Drop sack, drop sack. I don't, this isn't quite a bit yet, but I have been curious, like, obviously data center is the most unpopular thing in America right now. barring Israel. And I do wonder though with data centers, and I hope I'm not just being like devil's advocate.

Like everyone has always preached, we need to bring back factory jobs. And as a result of that, factories. But a lot of factories have like horrible environmental externalities. Like, you know, the asphalt factory pumps out toxic fumes and they have all this waste that they got to transport out of there. And it seems like it's a big rub. But then everyone's like, okay, bring back factories, but no data centers.

And I'm like, aren't they similar in terms of what the impact is to the community? And then if you look at like Ludden County, I think that's what it's called in Virginia. Like on a, and I'm not saying build data centers. I'm just saying like think about it. Not like think about building more of them, but just think about what the arguments are. if you look at Virginia where they already had a lot of like fiber there so it made sense to build data centers there um they charge not just for the property tax for the size of the data center but they also charge for all of the equipment inside the data center so they get like 40% of the revenue for their budget from all that stuff and they have like great streets and like big schools and and i'm like i'm not saying everywhere needs it but i don't hear these things being mentioned in the argument and I'm like I think we need to just keep keep arguing so that like the argument has all the parts in it

but yeah what's the chat saying do they hate all this Geladl Schlong says very interesting point JT Leroy says we should be like China and build them underwater yeah you can build them underwater keep some cooler I guess yeah and then to build some and I mean you'll still need some on earth for like the quicker action stuff because I think the maintenance is just obviously very impractical if they're underwater in space but there's some benefits to it as well wow like in space they would get the sun to generate the the heat for them automatically and they

wouldn't require as much that way but I think there is a lot of practical challenges still but China also has a lot of on land one but they just will take land from people and they don't have as much nimbism as we have here. Yeah. I think that's correct. I'm a little over my skis now, but. Yeah, Chaz doesn't get caught up in the minutiae of ethics. No.

And like maybe we don't either, but we talk about it a lot. There's a lot more friction. I was just going to say what's, sorry to keep interrupting. No, go, but my brother-in-law was out here last week visiting, and he's from a small town in Iowa. and they are really like taken back by the data centers because they're buying like a lot of farmland right yeah it's like these farmers are obviously going to take the millions of dollars that these companies are giving to them right yeah it's basically but uh what they're really concerned about

is these flock cameras i don't know if you guys have oh yeah much about this it's like crime yeah basically just records everything through these cameras and this the city uh where i'm from originally has a shitload of them, right? But now what's happening is these cops are like watching their ex-girlfriends and like doing weird shit on them. Oh my God. Because they can access them at any point in time. Wow.

Yeah. And who's watching the watchman? Yeah. That's crazy. So they're kind of like tying the two together basically being like all the flocked out as going to these data centers and like, you know, like politicians and stuff are like trying to say like, oh, if you. It's become a real hot button issue.

But California, didn't Los Angeles and California just, uh, break off the agreement with flock like they're not re-upping because they got so much pushback i think so that's interesting yeah we're full on pen upticon it's like everybody's watching everybody dude it's like the invisible man you know when he checks out chicks taking a shower oh yeah um that's what we hollow man hollow man yeah no invisible man's the right one but i'm just i'm remembering hollow man kevin bacon that's what i was thinking he's dong in it and then he's invisible for like five seconds and he's sexually assaulted chick and you're like Jesus Christ dude yeah i got to he watched that.

It's a good mood. It's Paul Verhoeven. It's a guy who did like Starship Troopers. That guy makes ripping movies. Dude, that's like, I love Elizabeth's shoe too. She's great. I love that they're like, they're like, what would you do if you were invisible? Like, go fuck something. Yeah, within 30 seconds

he goes evil. He's like, no one would ever know. You're like, Jesus Christ, brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take a breather. Dude, I was thinking about this too. Text messaging. And I'm borrowing a lot of this from this

Sarah Schulman book, uh, conflict is not abuse. This chick knows how to write. I'm talking precise and punchy, but bro, she seems like a handful. She'll be like,

if someone unilaterally decides that you shouldn't text them anymore, you were under no obligation to listen. I'm like, whoa. Dudes can't say this. But she does make some fire points that like, text messaging, like if I send you three texts in a row,

you'd probably be like, are you okay, dude? But if you think about it, three texts is like 20 seconds worth of conversation. And so it's basically made it too bite-sized and atomized, where we're all like too scared to actually say what's happening. And so we lose all this context and get lost and over-perceiving people's like, like just the keyhole of information they give us. And then we're trying to look through it and be like, what's actually going on in there?

When most of the time we should just call each other and be like, hey dude, here's why I can't come on Friday. I actually overbooked my day and I have to do this thing at 5 p.m. so I won't be able to make it at 9. But instead it's just like, hey dude, can you do this? It's like actually I won't be able to make it. And then the person who gets the actually I won't be able to make it is like, are they mad at me?

Did I do something? Is this because of what happened a few weeks ago? And it's just putting us in kind of a permanent vigilance and anxiety. Mm-hmm. It's so true. It's still sick. Like it's sick we can do it. Yeah.

But people are like, oh, sorry, I was busy. I didn't have time to respond. I say that to people all the time, but it's like, I kind of work from home. Like, what was I busy doing? Like, I was busy thinking about myself. And so I didn't have to. I mean, a lot of people text me though. That's the thing.

I mean, yeah, that is the thing. It's all dudes. There was the argument that over explaining is not. shit like if you if you over explain it's too much yeah then you then you then you'll never fuck i think a lot of it comes from the dating game too yeah where she seems bad at it like she's like i met this girl she's a lesbian she's like i met this girl she seemed interested i asked her if we could talk she said yes another time i followed up another time and she said sorry busy and i got upset and said look if you're too busy to have me in your life just tell me and i was like you have the

worst game of all dude yeah and also and also and also So, what were we talking about? Like over-explaining via text? Yeah, over-explaining, like, I lost my thought. I was over-explaining in my dome. Dude, maybe it's because you're so used to sending bite-size information and just being chill. I mean, my fiance is like, you text, like, she's like, you text, like, with no emotion. And I'm like, that's why you're engaged to me.

You want to fuck a guy who sends emojis? No. But what if he sent like, hey, babe, sorry. I'm just feeling a little stressed out today because of work stuff. And then I know I got to get home in time to play with Lola. So I just don't really have the bandwidth to kind of mull over these other things we're talking about. She'd leave me in a second. For sure.

If she's like, hey, do you want to come get lunch with me at work? I have to say, nah. Just one word, nah. You're right, dude. Yeah, because it puts her in a... place of like is he mad at me does he and then that makes me mysterious when really all i'm doing is watching you know uh the patriot for like the 20th time such a sick movie so sick and she's not gonna get that she doesn't get the patriot no if i were to be like hey babe i can't i'm watching the

patriot for the 20th time and i'm really into it i'm so fired up on the american revolution and milke gibson you know he really like portrays masculinity in a way that you know it really fires me up and makes me want to be a better man for our future family. So I can't do lunch because I'm so invested in this movie right now. Because I'm working on firing myself up. Yeah, I'm working on firing myself up. So, you know, I can Venmo you some, and you can get a nice lunch for yourself, and then I'll see you later tonight, and I'll give you a bunch of smooches and probably a spank.

Then she'd be like, you're gay. Fuck, dude. Damn, I'm gay, because I really. like that text message you sent. I actually, when I was saying it, I was like, I really like what I'm saying here too. I really liked it.

But that's not the game, bro. You got to say, nah. You can't say, you just got to say no. You got to say nah. That's a good call. Yeah. You made me want to not finish the book now.

But it is tough. I mean, because, you know, it is tough because you, like, when you think about guys in like the 1800s, they're in the Civil War

and they write a letter, you know, if, if, If they write a letter to their lover and they're like, Dearest Miriam, I long for you and your beautiful hair and it's tough on the battlefield and I, you know, I'm trying to get, you know, I'm trying, all I long is for you and your essence. That's why dudes in the 1800s didn't get laid.

Dude, I was even thinking it would be funny if you like transported a modern dude to the Civil War and he was like hey how do I get in touch with my chick they're like you got to write letters and his whole letter is what's up sends it year later she writes this big ass response and he's like that's chill mail it yeah and then he dies and then a cannonball just knocks his head off but that chick's obsessed with him for a turn yeah yeah he's so mysterious and like he did actually end up knocking her up and then she's like talking to her kid and she's like one day I will give you the letters your father wrote me And the kid gets him. He's like,

what's up? What's up? That's chill. I'll talk to you later. Can't. I'm busy. Yeah. That's one thing too.

Like with like dating, they're like, dude, you can't be too available. So even if you got nothing going on, which most dudes don't. And she's like, hey, do you want to go, you know, do you want to go to Kava and get a bowl with me? can't i have prior work obligations and i have a crew of friends that i need to go see and do camaraderie with because i'm a man with a full life and the me giving you my presence is a gift to you um that is all communicated and can't busy that's true and when you were doing the earlier part it felt like you reflects an honor a bit right which i dug yeah because i do think you should like kind of like you got to kind of show her that you're sicker than her.

Yeah, like sometimes she'll be like, hey, can he pick me up from the airport? And I'll be like, why are you so obsessed with me? I know, right? Yeah. It's like, you know you can grab an Uber, right? Yeah. But you want to be in a car with me. Yeah.

And it's not just because you don't have to pay for it and like we know each other. It's like, it's more than that. You're kind of chasing it a bit. Yeah, I'm like you're chasing it too hard. Like, I know that Uber's surge. and it's going to cost you $75 for, it's going to have to take the bus there. Yeah, exactly.

And I'm like, babe, just chill. Layback, relax. Chill, babe. Dude, I actually kind of had a breakthrough moment. I had a middle seat on my flight to Dallas. And I was sitting between like a very old guy and a very fat person, which in ordinary circumstances is kind of tough. But it kind of made me like give in.

And I had this thought where like I turned to the old guy and he had a big ass briefcase and he was like making all sorts of noises and he kept elbowing my arm off the armrest and we still jousted but I had a moment where I was like you know what I love this guy and I was like the world's not something to conquer it's something to belong to and I looked around the plane and I was like I'm actually stoked to be in the middle seat and to be on this plane and it didn't last forever but it was this really like. just flat as the ocean, just this placid moment where I was like, yeah, I'm in the sea of people and this is where I belong and this this is what I'm a part of. And it kind of made me think like airports are actually kind of sick. Airplanes are actually kind of sick because they're the worst, but they're the worst because you're stuck with a bunch of people and you're in between places. But that's kind of life. Yeah.

And if you can flip it, you're like, it's kind of cool we're all together. Like there's not a lot of third spaces where you're just hanging out with strangers. It's kind of cool. Dude, it's so true. And it's like they want to make life feel like it's one giant competition. Like everyone's trying to beat everyone. But where is that really? You want the better seat.

You want the armrest. You want to be in the front of the plane. But what does that really get you? You know? What does that really get you? And you're still unsatisfied. You're still on edge. You're still trying to beat everyone.

Maybe if you just surrender and release and be like, no, we're all in this together. I love you. I love you. I love you. And then you're just, that's peace. It feels a lot better. And look, even if you're at the front of the plane, even if you get the armrest, we're all taken off at the same time.

We're all landing at the same time. You're not really winning. Dude, that's like people in traffic who are like, you know, trying to weave in and out of cars. You always end up there at the same time. You pull up to them at a red light and you just look at him and you're just, you give him that smile like, way to go, dickhead. Yeah, exactly. Then you teebag him. That's when it's on.

That's really winning. But you can't get that tea bag unless you're chill because they really got to trust you get underneath you. Yeah. Unless they're a mechanic and you follow them to their job. Yeah, yeah. He slides out from under the car and you're like, bur, burn, bur, bur, bur, bur, but. Burk, burr. You fuck him?

No, it's my nuts on his face. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Sick. Should you take some calls? Yeah, I'm down. If you are in the UK, Scotland, I'm going to be at the Fringe Festival. I'm doing 15 shows there. I want to see you out there to get you stoked in Scotland.

Freedom! We also are going to be at Bros Before Joe's tomorrow, Thursday, July. 30th. The whole squad is going to be there except for Strider. He's going to be with his baby. But the whole squad is going to be there to Comedy Store Belly Room. And then we're going to be at Venice West, September 2nd. Yeah, we got two shows. That's going to be awesome. Two shows in Venice, September 2nd. We're saving the summer. Headlining tour dates in L.A. That's going to be awesome. Yeah, I'm pumped. Venice West. What up? Yeah, come out and see us.

Janjjc.com. What up? This is Pooks, first time, long time, et cetera. I wanted to hear the crew riff and any guests there also on this idea of love bombing. In my case, I met my wife now of eight years through the classified sections of the newspaper. Just kidding, we met through Match.com. And within six months, we got married. We were off on our honeymoon, going on our food tours on a cruise.

Now we have an amazing child. We're great parents, et cetera, et cetera. but in retrospect I've learned about this phrase called love bombing and I was wondering and I was I was wondering is it possible to marry somebody within six months without love bombing I look forward to hearing from y'all and love y'all take care wow is it possible to marry someone within six months without love bombing yes but it's abnormal and it has like extenuating circumstances like I need a green card I'm about to ship off to war I only have so much time to live but I think he brings up an interesting thing like is that still love bombing if you commit to it for life I think normally when we think about love bombing it's disingenuous and it's temporary so in your case I'm not even sure I would call it love bombing I would just call it

falling in love hard, which is kind of the best. That's awesome. Dude, yeah, I think if both parties are feeling the same way, then, you know, it's not love bombing. It's, it's passion. And there is a chance of it burning out, but that, you know, I think you got to, I think you got to, I think you got to, like, let the passion ride and see if that turns into something long term. but dude it's also a good way you know maybe if you love bomb because you know if you also if you're also creating attraction by you know just being chill and trying to like be mysterious but then then they get to know you and you know it's you kind of creating under false pretences but if you're just straight up about your feelings yeah and you're just sort of like I love you you know like I

I want to be inside of you. I want to take you to Italy. I want to take you to Spain. I want to, you know, feed you, saviéce, you know, and just sprinkle lime juice all over your body and just fucking come. Then you're honest about it. Yes. And so, and if it survives that, then you're good.

but if you marry within six months, I could say it is like, what was the question? Can you get married within six months without love bombing? I don't think it... I mean, legally you can. Yeah, of course. Legally, for sure. The law permits anything, as long as you give your money to the government. I think, um, I don't think it was a love bomb, though, because you guys got married.

I think, I think, I think most guys who. probably listen to this or solid dudes we met you guys are all super chill I think most of you guys wouldn't fall into that I think love bombings when you do it over and over again and you're not aware of the fact that you're just saying it because you like the feeling it gives you but you don't have any real intention on following through and and I and I think everyone does it once or twice but you know you notice so you're doing this a lot and then you're like all right I shouldn't this is irresponsible with someone else's heart Yeah.

I got something on this. I just think the term love bombing is stupid. Like isn't the point of a relationship to like get to know somebody, right? Like you're just getting to know somebody. Like you're, you are, you know, and then eventually if it doesn't work out, then it doesn't work out. Or if it does, then great, you know? Like, I don't know if like caring about somebody is necessarily love bombing.

Yeah, I think it's stupid where all these slogans just get misapplied, like love bombing, gaslight, whatever becomes like the narcissist, whatever becomes like the term de jour where people are like, I broke up with a guy who was a gas-liding narcissist love bomber. And I'm like, Annie just didn't like you. Yeah, or maybe things just didn't work after a while.

Right. Like you get to know each other. The deeper you get to know somebody, you find out more things that you might not like or that you might like that attract you closer to them. But that's too hard for people to live with because then they might have to think that they're just not good enough.

So it's easier to put it into like a victim abuser kind of framework. Yeah, yeah, exactly. They're just like, you love bombed me. And it's like, well, I was just being a nice guy. Yeah. But see, but that's tricky too because then I agree with you. But then also there's a thing where people abdicate responsibility for what they were doing. And so it's like you got to carry both things a little bit where I could be like,

I didn't do anything wrong. It's like, yeah, but in the back of my head, I knew she was more into me than I was into her. And I let her develop feelings in a way I knew I'd never be able to reciprocate. And now we're here and I can like wash my hands of it. But I kind of knew what I was doing. Did you know what you were doing, Jake? I mean, I don't know. That's the thing.

Like I mean, I guess I, that's probably part of it. Maybe I just wasn't looking too deep into it that way. You're having a good time. Yeah, I was just more of like trying to like, you know. Feel it. Yeah. Meet somebody. Have a good time and like see where it takes us.

where it was like maybe the other person was like more uh falling in love i guess right i don't know yeah it's all it's all weird to me i just like think that uh every single person's relationship is different and the fact that this guy got married after six months is a good thing you know like he found his person he he felt it and that's what he wanted or that's beautiful that's what they wanted and like you shouldn't feel bad about like loving somebody and moving quickly like that's just how it worked out you know yeah i don't a friend I dated and there was times I kind of like love bombed her but then she would reject me but then there was time she would like love bomb me and then she got really upset at me and was like

you lied to me and this and I was like no I told you the truth like these four times and you ignored it but it was because she was looking at my actions more too like you can tell someone like hey this isn't going anywhere serious but like if you stare into their eyes then they're like no that's the truth and then you're like no no I meant the other. thing that that part was more just temporary and they're like you motherfucker you piece of shit and I guess I'm wondering if a chick has ever yeah you know I've had a girl love bomb me and I think after the fact we dated for a while I realized she kind of just did it to like feel powerful and it sucked and I still I still feel raw about it but at the same time I kind of

think it was my fault. I kind of was I wasn't I gave in I just was like oh this feels so good just take me away but it's kind of I can't blame her fully I let her kind of fuck me up. Love's tough dude it's a contact sport you're gonna jack people up it's the way it goes

we're all okay yeah you're gonna yeah this guy's doing great but this guy's crushing yeah this guy just wanted to tell us this story about crushing yeah which you deserve Yeah. The floor is yours, brother.

Hey, so I have a best friend from, like, kindergarten. We've grown out together. I'm, like, 26 now. He's my same age. And, you know, on IG Real, that's how you can, like, see someone's comment on the posts? Yeah. So he's been following this, like, possibly transgender person.

Not sure if it is transgender. I can, like, send you the link and you can find out yourself. but he leaves the craziest comments and he has a GF who he lives with. So I'm really close with him and I'm just not sure if I should like tell him that like everyone can see is like outrageous sexual comments. Or I just like let it be and like maybe his GF sees it in the future. But I don't want to see it in the future because I know they're like dating. and I like I want them to be together but I don't want I also don't want to like call him out because I'd like really humiliate him so

yeah let me know and I can I can like send you the comments I guess also all right bye no you don't have to do that I was going to say yeah dude yeah you got to tell him but I don't think you have to do in a calling him out way just be like just just start liking his comments Yeah. You can also just say, hey, dude, just a heads up so you know, like, these, like, sexually aggressive messages you're leaving, like, we can see them. I don't think that's judging him.

I mean, dude, like, the comment, I mean, what is he saying? Like, I just want to raw dog you from midnight to, you know, for 24 hours straight and just have crazy sex and you leave that as a comment. That, yeah, you should let him know that you saw it. I like Chad's idea of just liking the comment You know like if he's unaware that anybody can see it And then that is perfect You know it's like oh shit

Somebody can see this like without you saying anything Dude yeah just like it and then comment 100% Yeah for sure bro That's honestly perfect yeah that's very supportive But it still flags it to him That's perfect yeah you guys are right The comment's just like nice pants Or something you know

Yeah maybe the comments Yeah dude have him sent I want to know what this guy's commenting But dude people leave crazy comments on the post and stuff I'm like dude you know this is public Yeah I think I think they do know it's public Yeah That's the thing too you could just be an online troll

You know like he might just have like this alter personality Where he just likes to comment on shit That like he thinks is funny but then you might not understand the humor I don't know it's all uh It's all weird What's up Stoke I'm calling because I need some advice. I'm kind of in a predicament.

So I've been seeing this girl. Last year I was seeing this girl for about eight months. And we ended up cutting things off. No, not for any in particular bad reason, but... This guy fucks. Other than that she's eight years older than me. which is which is crazy um right now i'm just turned 25 and she just turned 23 or 33 and um we were seeing each other for like eight months and we ended up cutting it off just

because it was one of those things where she was looking to settle down and i'm i'm hitting the problem of my life and i just i just don't know what to do and um i hadn't seen her for a year And I ended up running into her last week. And we ended up hanging out and some shit happened. And we're kind of on talking terms again. And I just don't know what to do because she's great. She's a babe. She's like prime.

She's like prime Amy Adams. Nice. That's awesome. I don't know. I need some advice. I don't know where to go. I don't know what to do because just something other than the age difference, the relationship is great.

I just, I just, I don't know. So just let me know. Thanks, guys. If this was a 33-year-old dude dating a 25-year-old chick, not even an age difference. No. Dude, I don't know.

You seem like you're just having fun. As long as you're clear with her that you're just having fun, if she wants to dip back into the well, that's up to her. I don't think you have to like forcefully, shut it off for her as long as you're being clear where you're at. And I dude honestly

just from the sound of your voice she knows where you're at. I could hear right away this guy fucks. He's got at least five years of more fucking in him before he even thinks about having a girlfriend. And I think she knows that. So she's smart, she's older, she gets it. There might be some hard conversations

in the future. She might get a little jammed up emotionally, but she's an adult. She knows what she's doing. Yeah, I think you just got to let it ride. I mean, tell her what's up. But then you got to let it ride. Dude, when you said eight years older, that got me fired up, dude. He's rocking a coog.

And then you're like, she's only 33. Dude, that's not even a coog. Like, he's like eight years older. That's like, dude, that's like nothing. It's for truly. Yeah, if the pressure's on you to like settle down and you don't want to do that, just tell her what's up. Be like, I'm a 25, you know, you can tell by the sound of my voice.

I like to fuck. That's what I'm trying to do. I'm in the prime of my life. So, you know, I'm not trying to settle down right now. But, dude, props to you, man. Yeah, it's awesome, dude. Older chicks, it's sick. You're like Joe Marisi.

And it's just awesome. You get an ass. Yeah. You seem like it comes pretty easy to you. That's great, man. Yeah, dude. Tell her what's up, but let it ride. Enjoy this matureness.

I like what I'm hearing, dude. Yeah, you'll learn a lot from her. She'll shape you up for the long run. Yeah. It's awesome, dude. You're just getting ass. You're 25. I wish, dude.

That's sick as hell, dude. Dude, she could be your sugar mama. How sick would that be? That would be cool. Dude, yeah, this guy, you're thinking too much, dude. Stop thinking. He says he's thinking. Yeah.

Stop thinking. I think he's just bragging, but you know what? Yeah. You deserve it, dude. brag away. Yeah, all these calls, everyone's like, dude, I just fuck too much. Yeah, I'm getting too much ass. Is it a problem?

I'm like, absolutely not. Keep calling. Dude, props to the audience for just getting after it. Yeah, good for you guys. Yeah. That's awesome. You guys are just mowing. Keep crushing.

Dude, keep trimming the grass, playboy. But keep your side of the street clean. Be honest with people, be kind, and, you know, don't be too careless. Yeah. Those were great calls, man. Yeah. What a murderer's row. All really awesome.

We've always had great callers. They're the best. What a big range of folk. If you guys want to see a really good podcast episode, check out Pinch My Salt, right? Yeah. With Sterling Spencer. They had the bros on.

It was real good, good vibes. A couple surf bros, so check it out. Dude, I want to end with something kind of controversial, too. I've decided the new way I'm ranking athletes is by the eye of the tiger. Who has the most intense stare and when you look at him,

you're like, this guy will dominate any other human in his field. So here's my top five. In order. Michael Jordan, Tom Brady, John Jones,

Tiger Woods, Barry Bonds. Nice. That's the top five. Have you seen Barry Bonds hit a drive? No, is he a good golfer? Oh.

Is he smacking the hell out of it? Dude, it's incredible. It's incredible. Incredible. I was watching a clip of Michael Jordan. You've probably seen it where he's just staring at Phil Jackson. And like the intensity of his glare, I'm like, he's not losing.

Yeah. And then Brady had that too. And then John Jones has it to like, there's a clip of John Jones. Some guy just bump in his arm and you see the darkness come out. And you're like, he'll kill you. It's over. Dude, yeah. And another thing, too, he's the goat.

I got to call him out. Tom Brady has to stop with this internet shit with Logan Paul. It is so whack. Stop it. And it's because we look up to Tom Brady and he's the man. Yeah. And then you're like, isn't this a little beneath you? Yeah.

Like doing fake beach. And it's fake. That's what sucks about it. Is he like the realest competitor ever? And he was like in this, you know, true gladiator sport. And now he's doing like theater with TikTokers. And like, Logan Paul's an incredible athlete, too. Like his WWU shit is top-nosh.

But it's just so like, like, it's for a stream and it'll kick up a lot of attention and it'll draw eyeballs to this. And you're like, you're Tom Brady, man. Yeah, it's so lame. Like, you're like a Rolex. Like, you're like a premium brand. Yeah. Why are you doing this?

Are you going to, like, be playing poker with only fans models? Like, come on, dude. It's actually kind of, let me do that. Yeah. I would die for that opportunity. but you're Tom Brady. Yeah, dude, he's got to quit it. He's got to quit it.

Go marry, you know, marry, who should you marry? Just go marry some chick. That'd be awesome, dude. Fire call. Yeah, just get married. But honestly, it would be nice. Yeah, why are you? You know, this is way over my skis and now we're just gossiping, but it's kind of a fun way to end.

I'm on Giselle's side in the divorce. Me too. In most celebrity divorces, I'm like, we don't know what happened. It could have been either side. And in that one, I'm like, I don't know. I kind of feel like Jazeel was really solid. And then he just did not want to hang out much. Yeah.

Which, no, you know, Tom Brady's great. I still love Tom Brady. But I feel for Jazeel. 100%. I do. I feel for it. And Tom Brady, you're doing this. I think most people were on your side until you started doing all this lame shit.

I love Tom. Even when he's sad about GZelle and he puts up those sad IG posts, I think it's awesome. Yeah. It's so cool for like the coolest guy ever to be like a little bummed out and not be afraid to show it. Yeah. But then when you're like yeah, doing like even if he did WWE I think that would be all right. But you know what? Nothing is as cool as Tom Brady as as we perceive him. So it all feels a little beneath him. Yeah. He should disappear from the public like stop. He's too cool to exist in regular places. Stop getting attention. You don't need more attention. You cemented your status. You should never. talk to me. If me and you were in the same room, Tom, don't be nice to me. I don't deserve it. Do a podcast, one podcast every year on how to win. That's it. And he should be the host. Yeah. Or the host should barely be seen. They just ask a question like, Tom, what was it like going to your third super? And he's just looking at the audience. He's great at that. Yeah. Just do that. He's the man. Yeah, it's a great call. Dude, thanks for calling it out. Yeah, I had to do it. You're just keeping your brothers accountable. Yeah, dude. I mean, he's, you know, know he's from the Bay Area he's a California guy and he stopped doing lame shit I hated him so

much when he was playing because he was just so inevitable but man now I think back and I'm like what a legend yeah we were talking about this in chat earlier why are people hating on Will Ferrell these days like people are kind of turning on Chad was doing it the other day yeah which is like it's fine and like I understand he's one of my favorites like as a kid like stepbrothers old school a lot of these things Like some of the greatest comedies ever. And I understand like sticks kind of get old after a while, I guess you could say. But like he did the home run derby and he was like like just making funny comments like as the

commentary. And everyone was like, why the hell is he there? He shouldn't be there. This is the wrong thing. And it's like one, he's promoting the movie and he's in character like as the movie character doing the commentary. So it's not necessarily him in general. But I just don't get why people are hating on him.

What's your beef, Chad? No, I'm joking. Chad wasn't mean hard on him. Yeah. I think the problem is like he's same with Brady's over exposed yeah he it seems it seems like he wants he he he wants the attention he's too thirsty for it yeah he he has that legend status anchor man old school stepbrothers all that stuff and it's like just be like be like bill murray or something just like kind of disappear and then come back every couple years do something

cool. You don't need to keep being in the public eye. People do this to comedic actors a lot too, that once they figure out their shtick, we get really resentful of them. Yeah. And we're like, and we summarize them in disrespectful ways where we'll be like, oh, Will Farrell, he just does like a man child thing or Jack Black. He just like moves around a lot and goes zuby doby, doby, doby. Even like Tim Robinson, people are starting to do it to him where they're like, he just says random things and screams it at you. And I'm like, it's very easy after someone's established something to pick on the thing, it's really hard to establish something. And like all those guys are geniuses and gave us so much joy.

But once we figure out the formula, it's almost like if you know how a magician does their trick, we get like really disrespectful of them. And it's a lot of it's on us where we're just like, of course they're going to keep trying and keep acting. But we're like, oh, you're doing that same thing again. Why haven't you figured out a new way to be a genius? Yeah. It's probably not easy, dude.

And he's just one dude stuck in one dome. but I do I feel you on that too there is a little bit more like when I see him on camera it seems like he's like reaching for it more than he used to where it just looked like it was coming out of him yeah I think I think you got a I think I think over exposure is a bit you know it happened to like Taylor Swift people turned on Taylor Swift she was super overexposed in her popular you know I think there's I think there's something to that like people hit on her say her songs are basic I'm like basic genius yeah incredible yeah the one is

like the most fire song ever yeah just go go to hawaii just surf for a couple years then come back and people are going to be like stoked do you think all people who reach the zenith of their profession should just disappear afterwards yeah and then you you kind of don't get to live but you age perfectly like you think about like teupac heath ledger they're just like cast and like in just timelessness it's just like they're forever perfect to us because they never went hack. Yeah and it's like yeah it just disappear but then reemerge in like cool ways like Barry bonds like you just stumble upon him hitting fat drives. Yes or the clip of him and Greg Maddox breaking down there a bat with one another is so sick because they both remember it perfectly and like Barry's so smart he's like yeah so he just

tried to get me inside so now he's going to try to get me to chase away down and low and that's what Greg Maddox throws. Yeah. And then Greg Max, he just spit on that. That was a good pitch and he just spit on it. Yeah.

Dude, Barry Bonds is so sick. Yeah. And then like, yeah, well, yeah. You know what's crazy? Jeff Kent just got into the Hall of Fame. He was teammates with Barry Bonds. And they had a fist fight one time because they're both Egan Maniacs.

And Jeff Kent goes, you know, I just like to think we're two MVPs, two future Hall of Famers. He goes, well, Barry's a Hall of Famer. I know I probably won't get in. And because of the steroid scandals, Jeff Kent's actually the one who got in and Barry never got in.

Isn't that crazy how life does that, dude? It's true. Should cap it there?