Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 454 - Strider Wilson Is Back & Absolutely Firing

Episode Date: August 26, 2026

The bros are back firing with Strider Wilson aka THE TDART TIGER. Chad kicks things off debating Starbucks vs. fancy coffee and why society might actually be better off if we released wild animals back into the streets. Then we get into the DoorDash Wars, a mysterious neighborhood chef crushing beers, buffets, and why America deserves more thank yous from our neighbors. Chad also comes in with a hot take on whether vaping has destroyed society. We also take some calls about surviving relationship turbulence and whether it’s chill to spend your 24th birthday at six flags.We are live streaming a fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeepGrab some dank merch here: https://appreeshapparel.com/Come see us on Tour! JT JUST ADDED HEADLINE DATES FOR THE FALL!Get your tix - https://www.chadandjt.comTEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice)Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/Thanks to our Sponsors:HIMS: The Best Hair Loss solutions. Go to https://www.hims.com/godeep and get started today with an online consult with a professional.PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake RohretSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's received the change? Kind of coffee rocking. Cold brew. I said splash of oat milk, and they just obliterated this thing with oat milk. I say, I want to splash. How do they make oat milk? Squeeze that shit.

You squeeze out? Yeah, I think that's... It tastes delicious. I think this is how they do almond milk, too. Squeeze it. It's great. I realize I don't like... I don't really like good coffee.

Yeah. It's too bitter. I love it. There's some nice coffee shops where you have like their cold brew and you're like, this is fucking terrible. It tastes terrible. Yeah. I like Starbucks. Starbucks is the greatest.

Yeah. Starbucks, every drink at Starbucks is the best drink. Yeah, I'm like. This is a bad tick. People like, be like. Right here, dude. Ice vanilla from there. Yeah.

Bastrodized it with vanilla. Are we rolling? What are you drinking? Oh, maybe we'll splash of oat. Maybe we'll take over this. You did it with oat. I usually have it. black, but in the tum-tum.

I normally have it black, too. I'll never put a pump of vanilla in there, dude. I'll put a pump of vanilla in you. I might like that. Yeah, you would like that. I'll take it you a little bit. Make it a double. All right, you want some squirt?

So, what up, Stokers? So basically, we're debating coffee. My take is that, quote-unquote, good coffee that you get from a chic cafe. or Europe, for example, tastes like shit. I like standard American Starbucks. Give me that corporate coffee all day. Give me cold brew from Starbucks.

I don't want this bitter ass. People are like, oh, let's have a good coffee. I'm like, okay, I have a good coffee. And I'm like, this tastes like ass. This literally tastes like ass. Ass is good. In fact, the best coffee beans, you know, there's the coffee belt.

which is, you know, on whatever the plane is equatorial plane and coffee can only grow in certain regions in the right climate. And there's a large cat that will eat the coffee bean and then shit it out. And then after it's shit out, the farmer goes and gleaned that from the cat's scat. You know, of course, you know, peels back the layers, roasts that bean, and that's the best coffee you can get. So when your coffee tastes like shit, you should be thanking your barista.

It's because it's because it is shit. Yeah, it is shit. But dude, let me ask you this. Does it... What's the cat? Jaguar? I forget. Maybe like some sort of oscillate or some shit like that.

So when the oscillate drops a deuce, does it enhance the caffeine? It does something. Chemically, when it passes through its system, it does something good for it. So when you get quote unquote good coffee, I'm putting quotes around it because it's bullshit. Dude. Is it higher... Like, is it more effective caffeine? That's a good coffee.

question. I don't know if it's necessarily like the caffeine. I'm sure that's an element of the quality of being is the amount of caffeine in it. But I think it just has to do with dankness. You know what just to interject momentarily as a objective arbitrator in this debate. Strider, when you took that heavy exhale before your response, it suggested to me uncertainty. It's accurate. Chad, sorry, as you were. No, I mean, I think that's, I have a theory. That's why in Europe they love croissants so much because they need to offset the shit taste of the coffee. I had Americanos in Scotland every day.

Big flex. I would just, yeah, big flex, but I was just, oh, oh, give me an almond croissant. They didn't even have cold brew. I heard, yeah, Edinburgh is not like a coffee shop city. Oh, for real? I don't think so. Right? How'd you?

That's what I've heard. You heard that? Mm-hmm. That's crazy. I thought Europe was one big coffee shop except Scotland. Pubs. Right. That's, that is very impressive that you know that.

People go and they get, you know, a pint. Where did you? Who, I'm curious. I don't know why. Who told you? Rogan. I heard it on Rogan, dude. Yeah, he said it.

But you really heard it from someone, right? You know, Rogan That's very funny, dude, when I ex- Everybody, dude. Did you hear from somebody? I'm curious. You know, I did hear it on a podcast clip.

Oh, it was a podcast. It was from a comedian who was like, who had gone to Edinburgh and they were like, oh, yeah, dude, like I was trying to like go, like, do like the LA thing. And they're like, you were right to lie. Yeah. I thought you was going to be like,

no, that podcast was Rogan. I thought you got paired up with guys in a golf group and one of them was from school. Scotland and was like, I can I drink coffee in Scotland. They don't drink it. Oh, no, we're a pub town.

I don't slump that shit down. I don't get the queen out of you. Give me a pint. You guys like Starbucks though, man? I mean, Starbucks for me is like, if you just need your caffeine, you got to go.

And you just got to get it. That's what I do. I don't savor the taste. I love it. I think there's very little variance in Starbucks. You know exactly what you're going to get. It's very dependable. It's very consistent.

I think it lacks the charm of like artisanal coffee shop, but also I'm friendly with all the people in my Starbucks now. Also, here's the thing, dudes. You guys like to take care of your rigs. You guys take care of your rigs, am I right? No, thank you. Yes. Try. Try.

You are cognizant of what you're putting into your system. Coffee is the most commonly sprayed crop. with pesticides. So when you want to go, you go single origin, you go organic. And single origin, because you know that there's less variance of what's been sprayed. So it's one bean from one place, hopefully Ethiopia, maybe Dengas, Colombia, Guatemalan, whatever strain. Single origin farm, then you know it's organic, so you know it's not going to be getting sprayed. And hopefully shit out by some sort of large cat.

He's cooking. I can't push back on that. I don't have the Starbucks beans sprayed, bro. I've got pushback. That's big barista. What do you mean? Starbucks is big barista. No.

That's big barista. I have to agree with Strider here that it would sound like Starbucks would be big barista. I hear you, but there's a difference. There's big, big, there's big coffee and big barista. Right. Interesting. Oh, that's good. Yeah, big barista.

Big barista, big barista is the cabal of baristas. Independent coffee shops that like flex on you. Yeah, they're putting out, they're like, they're putting out propaganda. They're saying that, you know, oh, it's spray down. You should come to, uh, You should come to my coffee shop, the romantic bean. Oh, yeah, I like that one. Yeah, that's a fun name.

That's kind of cool. No, that is a real one. Is it? Yeah, romance in the bean. Oh, romance in the bean. That's in Burbank. Oh, yeah. Is it really?

Yeah. Dude, amazing. That's a good spot, but I don't get their coffee. Did you make that up? I mean, it probably is my subconscious. Oh, sure, sure. You keep talking about coffee like this, I'm going to romance your mom's bean, dude. Whoa, whoa.

From a coffee disgust to my mom's bean. Why did you say that? Damn. Sorry, sorry, I haven't had my coffee yet. That's crazy. Well, maybe to, like, end this on a positive note. Dude, when someone just goes totally psycho on you. Yeah, yeah.

Maybe to end this on a positive note, how does a beast order coffee? Oh, dude. I walk in with my own cup and I just say refill. And they go, what do you have? I go fill it up. but did you even buy this today? Less questions. And then I look around

and then if someone else's word, I go, that's your hint of what they're drinking over there. Yeah. Put it in. And then they go, they flip around the little thing, oh, you want to tap here

and then it's going to ask you a question. And I go, I don't have any answers for you. I'm going to try that after this. But I'm not a beast, so I'll probably, as soon as they say, what,

what? I mean like, you just give me the cold brew. That's actually the best call. If you want to get in, now, usually my process takes about 20 minutes. Yeah. A lot of times if I go to a Starbucks, the only thing they're good for is a bathroom code so I can go nuclear in that bathroom. Dude, is there anything better than just blowing up a Starbucks beat room?

Nothing better. I mean, just like being like, hey, let me get one of the, uh, let me get the lemon loaf. The ice lemon loaf. And they're like, how do you want it to go? I'm like, yeah, just put up to the side. What's the bathroom code? And then you just go and you unload. That's a good order.

Get the cheapest item, whatever those little cookies are, the Madeline cookies. Okay, can I get a venti water so I can reload my system in a Madeline cookie and give me the code? Do you think Howard Schultz, like, when he was creating Starbucks, he was like, dude, he's like, coffee is second. The B room is first. People are going to unload here. But what Starbucks really is is it's a front for top tier throne. Correct. Starbucks should be more bathroom than coffee shop.

It should just honestly be like a home pot of coffee. One dude just chilling in there. And then the rest of it should just be bathroom. Did you know they should do it like Coachella and stuff like there, or Lollapaloozas is instead of getting porta-potties, you just get like pop-up Starbucks. and there's not even coffee, there's just toilets. I think that's a good ass call. Thanks.

Sorry, I was, my bad. No, you're good. I was looking up to single origin stuff. I scared you, didn't I? No, I just wanted to make sure it was like... Heard it on Rogen. Yeah, I heard that pod. So basically on that pod, he's saying that coffee is actually the, you know,

what history says with the, you know, schools, us is that coffee comes from the coffee bean but really what it comes from is um this guy Javier had an acid trip yeah and um and then he just was like in coffee it actually doesn't even come from the earth it's alien well it's all it's esoteric knowledge it's the um just happened dude i had a really big scratch in my throat it this it's this single origin uh coffee did it really. Anyway, suffice to say,

the Capitian monks, they got the seat from alien knowledge in one of their Templar temples, that's what they are. They're the Capisians. An order, a priestly order. And they,

of the... It's where we get cappuccino from, Capitian. Is that true? Yeah. That's amazing. Yeah. And they took it.

from the Arabic being and they brought it over to Europe. And Capetians, they're a Christian? They're a Christian order. Whoa. They disguise of Christian orders, but really they worship aliens. They don't sound Christian. No. I guess they're not.

Yeah, they worship aliens. You're like a coffee scholar. I mean, dude, you know, coffee is what makes spice. It makes the world go around, you know. Coffee's a spice. Is it? Yeah, I heard that on Rogan. Sick.

Oh, it says, AI says it's not a space. Oh, fuck. Were we telling the truth about the capetians and cappuccino? What? Oh, you fucker. Dude. Dude.

I know some of that is true, the capetian stuff. It is. Okay, good, some of it. Some of it's helpful. It's only because I can't remember it. Sweet. Sorry, I bumped us out with coffee today. No, that's great.

It's a nice pregnant pause. I like learning about it. that stuff. Did cinnamon, nutmeg, clothes. That's how you flavor it. Nutmeg coffee. It is like kind of parallel that there was all these like great conflicts in the past over spices.

And then you're like, well, spices aren't even a big deal. But I guess that would have been like the equivalent of us today like fighting over like at home delivery. Just like these. You can't imagine that people would have war. over just like convenience or preference. But when you boil a lot of them down, that is what it's about.

It's like our creature comforts. For sure. So do you think we're going to have like the DoorDash wars? I think we're kind of in them. I don't know what I mean by that exactly, but I do think like maybe not a war, but it's easy to control us if you pacify us with like a lot of easy stuff.

It's true. Think about it, dude. I mean, basically the straight of Hormuz is a block and think about how many DoorDash and Uber-Each drivers can't get through.

That's a good way to frame it. So if you do that, a lot of wars are, you know, the 39th parallel, which I forget with that's Korea or Vietnam.

It's a war of, you know, the second time I used the word equatorial plane today. I feel pretty sick about that. You know, who can cross these barriers? Where will Uber-Each drivers

be allowed to cross? Can the only DoorDash get through? So at the Strait of Horam is, Are you saying that all these freighters are just carrying a bunch of delivery guys? 100%. And Dubai is just waiting on their Chipotle? Yeah. Whoa.

At least the raw ingredients for those things. Can you imagine if you had to wait from the start of a war for your Jersey Mike's order? You've already lost. Yeah. The other squad's already lost. Damn. I mean, that segues nicely into the thought I had in terms of like pacifying the population, all that kind of stuff.

I think we should let wild animals back into society. I'm saying open the gates to the zoo, you know, flood the cities with lions and tigers and cheetahs and hippos and all that kind of stuff. Let them back in. I think the fact that we're separated from nature is what's causing a lot of our issues. Because now we have so much time we can pontificate over things like, is the earth flat

you know what's Hunter Biden up to is my fiance being truthful about the size of my hawk but imagine if you had a lion outside

you're not thinking about that stuff you're not thinking yourself into depression you're thinking there's a fucking lion out there and I got to handle this and think of the cardio too yeah the like the obesity problem solved

huge if we had just lines you know circling around here I mean with lines initially I was like so it's just going to be like zone three

high intensity cardio but then that's not going to be the only kind of predator animal you have to deal with no no okay good so it'll be balanced

because you got to build the bottom tier of that pyramid with more you know zone two cardio yeah you throw a mongoose in there that could be huge

that can give you some steady a snake's perfect for zone two cardio snakes are great for sprints because you can trot away from one.

Yeah. Snakes are good for that explosive movement because you see a snake, you explode away from it, but then you don't really have to go much farther. And you know, you got birds of prey swooping down on you, super huge for burpees.

Yeah. Get low, pop back up, move, clutch. It's huge. Yeah, so let's let the wild animals back in. Kangaroos, you box. Yeah. Slip and rip.

Yeah. Yeah, you just, you're like, go for the pouch, go for the pouch, and just work that pouch. Dude, there's this guy on my street every day who just crushes a full 18 rack of bud lights and just rips gorts. That's what he does. And you'd think to yourself, it's bothersome.

I'm trying to walk my child, you know, have a nice stroll with my wife, and then this guy's out here just crushing bruskees, dude, just kind of like, I don't know what's going on. but it doesn't bother me at all. In fact, I like it. And you want to know why? Dude, because he's wearing a chef outfit. He's just in a full white apron and a hat.

And I'm like, oh, dude, he's just had a tough day. Like, if he was like a dude kind of no shirt on, whatever, just wearing a normal outfit, I'd be like, dude, figure it out, bro. Like, did you do that in your car or go to your apartment? Hopefully you have one, you know. But the fact that he's a chef, just and he yells at the sky he'll just yell fuck

into the ether that's off pudding but he's a chef restaurant's a tough business yeah and I thought about it too I'm like dude you can get away with a lot

if you just are wearing a chef outfit like honestly dude if that guy if he pulled out his dick and was like to my wife hey measure this I wouldn't get upset because chefs need to measure shit maybe that's part of a recipe he's working on

especially if you're bake Exactly. You don't want to mess that up. It's a science. So, it's all I'm saying, dude, if you're having a tough day or you got to do something a little bit weird, get yourself a chef hat. What does he cook? I've never seen him cook. I've only seen them just down beers. I think he works at the sizzler that's pretty close to me, though. Okay.

It's also hot as balls. Dude, he drinks these beers in the sun. when a chef outfit's heavy. Yeah. But he does have that big hat. Actually, that hat doesn't really provide much shade. Is there,

can I break from the bit for a second? Just said a genuine curiosity. Is there a dude who's slugging beers crushing cords? Yeah. 100%. And he actually wears a chef outfit that's like, it's like black chef outfit. He really does wear his chef's outfit.

I thought that was just for the bit. No, no, but I've been driving by. I'm like, it's so. And I think to myself as I'm going by, I go,

he's wearing a black chef's outfit? Yeah. In the valley? he's under a tree and I go dude doesn't bother me that he's like he I'm like oh he works

I'm like he's fine yeah yeah no he's a solid guy I think have you talked to him yet no I think he's got a real don't talk to me energy he's got a real

don't talk to me energy going on yeah I think you got to talk to him dude I want to go to a sizzler I've never been I haven't been in forever I was a big hometown buffet guy oh is there anything better than a buffet

They were great. A Vegas buffet? Huge. I remember fresh choice. Do you guys ever have fresh choice? A good buffet spot. I don't think we had one of those. Fresh choice, yeah, fresh choice.

When you're in a buffet, you're getting at least three plates. Yeah. You know? That's awesome. You just got it. Oh, man. That makes me so happy. You get a big salad.

and then you get a big soup and then you get some meat and then you get a dessert. I like a breakfast buffet. You go up, you hit the omelet bar. Yeah. And then later, you know, they have like a carverie. Then afterwards you're like, I'm going straight into lunch now. Did?

Yeah, just putting toppings in your omelette. This is kind of interesting. And this will sound more controversial than it is. I don't mean it as any sort of a judgment on any person or community. but I saw a really interesting statistic that in 2013, the police misarrested the survivor as the perpetrator of violence in over half of all queer domestic abuse arrests. Dude.

How does that work? Someone calls the cops and the cops come in and the person's like, no, they did it. No, they did it. Yeah. Or I think the person who is doing the abusing, like to cover their ass, calls the cops to kind of muddy the waters. Damn.

Hmm. Does it get sorted out later? Who knows? Is it primarily, is it primarily queer quarrels? Well, this, I was reading a, it's a lesbian author and she was reading, she's writing a book about conflict is not abuse and just talking about the way we've kind of just turned a lot of ordinary conflict into like a victimization dynamic. but she has a lot of like

she wrote a book earlier just about like I didn't read it so I'm guessing from her description that it was like about just gay relationships and the kind of emotional violence

that comes from being ostracized by your family and how that manifests and people's own relationships so she just uses a lot of those statistics to kind of support how

confusing conflict can be and so this is one of those stats where it's like oh you think you know who the bad guy and the good guy are but like here's a stats that shows you like those things often get confused.

And there's a lot of mitigating factors like who's stronger. Is one of you like, does one of you have HIV? All right. Well, we're more prone to believe that that person's the bad person. Like just kind of inherent biases that we have when we're perceiving situations. Wow. And so is this like the initial arrest and then they're like, oh, we got the wrong guy? Or does it like follow all the way through?

Well, I don't know. You guys are asking great questions. I'm not sure how they end up realizing that half of those were incorrect. Yeah. Maybe from after investigating. They're like, actually, this guy is the one who's putting the hands on this guy. Yeah. But yeah.

I mean, dude, think about it. You're at a bar. You walk in on two dudes shoving each other. You kind of don't know who's in the wrong. And usually it's always the person who retaliates gets fucked up. In football, the flag is always on the guy who retaliates. The one, you know, the O-Linman will smack the D-N and then the D-N will shove his ass. And then it's like, flag.

And they're like, this O'Lignment has HIV. He's at fault. Yeah. Well, no, but it is true if the O-Lineman is like one of those guys who had a, you know, it's like a Ritchie incognito type, you know, we're going to be like, hey, Richie, sorry, buddy, your past kind of predicates your future. We think you're, it would fall to here. If you do want a fight to break up pretty quick, you could say, hey, this guy's got HIV, be careful.

Right. And then the dude's not going to want to fuck them up and like make them bleed and shit. Right. So you could really save someone's life, albeit tarnish their, you know, reputation for a short term. Or if someone's attacking you, you could. say I've got I've got HIV. Yeah. I think that's a smart move.

Yeah. Talks and shit. Unless the other person's really educated and they're like most people these days are non-transmissible. You don't even have to admit that to me under California law. So, you know, let's still, let's squabble. I'm about a quality. You can still get these hands. So fuck you.

Don't touch my beer. Exactly. And then we'll fight. That'd be an interesting shit talk. I wish I didn't know in this, dude. Sorry. What would you say? That'd be an interesting shit talk where I have HIV and the guy that comes out

He's like actually, it's non-transmissible, so I'm still going to fuck you up. He's like, you're on a full medical regimen, you're non-transmissible at this point, so we're still going to fight. You're like, fuck. Or it could be like, well, that may be the case, but I'm going to take prep right after this fight. That's true too. I can take prep, I'll be fine. Right after I fuck you off, I'm going to take prep.

I've actually got in my car. You know what? I think Pep is the one you take after. prep is the one you take before dude you'd be good in one of these fights you'd be great well yeah I mean even with the if it's if you're

I think even with a maximum viral load you're only in single digit potential for transmission on a one off load dude how good is the word load it's awesome it's the best

I mean you have viral load you have the term load in Miami Vice load bearing yeah is really solid and also reload very sick when your boy's saying that playing time crisis or whatever

download upload. Oh, yeah. Jose era. Here's how we do logistics. You drop off a low and then my guy

will say, okay, you guys are good. You drop off second low. You do a great job on load with him. Thanks. That sounds just like Ortiz. Yeah, you drop the D.

Yeah. You drop off a low. You drop off a low. Yeah, you do. He's like, where's my... Oh, when they're stealing from the original transport guys in Miami Vice,

and the guy goes, do you know who's load this is? Jose Yeros Dude Speaking of You know who's load This is? Do you just take Jose Yeros load?

That's kind of a cool Hice movie where like Maybe there's just like a really powerful guy And like his semen is what everyone's trying to get You know like they opened the box and like You didn't tell me it was this It's like I didn't know Everyone's gonna be coming for us if they know we got this

You just made us the most marked man in the world Dude that's gonna be We gotta get it to all right It's her right to get it. So we've got to finish the job. That's genius. You're going to travel across the country to get Cindy Yarrow to give her this load? Yeah.

That's going to be the future because loads are becoming weaker and weaker and weaker. So whoever is the best load. We're going to have the semen wars. It's children of men. I was thinking of that too. Yeah. Children of Matt was a sick movie. I haven't watched it in years.

I should rewatch that. That was a fucking banger of a movie. That like put the oneer on the map, didn't it? The tracking shot? I mean, there's been some other famous ones. of evil the player not to get on you dog also Scorsese Scorsese Scorsese good fellas dude

Fuck dude Boogie nights opening Oh fuck shit I mean heavy on the Amager but dude I think children of men For us in our age bracket That was the kind of like You know bingo Yep

I do Clybo You know I watched Inside Man while I was in Scotland That's such a sick movie I had to force this guy to go see that dude He wanted to see V for Vendetta that weekend Oh dude I've heard V for Mvettetta was sick from him did it was bad ass me i was like i don't want to see his movie that's a fucking solid weekend at the that's a huge weekend which they're crushing it later

i thought it was great no oh you've never seen it before no oh you never seen it no it's great right spike lee dude i've never seen 25th hour oh that's an amazing movie those are like two of his best yeah i got to see that i don't know what the fuck's going they're also his least like um black oh really nice if he's like you're spike lee more you know outside of that paradigm that These are the two strongest. Dude, what did you... How funny is Denzel an inside man? Oh, he's the best.

I bet you can get a cab, though. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Dude, the blatant racism in it. Dude, when the cops are taking him down, he's like, he's like, he's near. He's like, I'm a sick. It's really, it's terrible, but the movie was really smart. It was during that out of the element.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a very, uh, he put a lot of those details in there that are really... I bet you can get a cab though. A snapshot of the time. And then the album. The cops so blatantly, he's in Europe. Yeah. And the guy's like, dude, I'm a hostage.

And then with the Albanian guy when they come on the thing. Oh, yeah. That is Albanian. Yeah, that's Albanian. Yeah, that's a good movie. Clive's very good in it too, considering his faces covered for the vast majority. Willem Defoe. Yeah, it's good stuff.

Yeah, it's a sick one. Yeah, I've been trying to, oh, you know I started watching it last night, Walking Dead, and I never watched it. Oh, you know. Did you watch that? Yeah. Yeah. The first like two or three seasons are pretty great. Yeah.

I've heard it falls off. Honestly, dude, they like really, actually I won't tell you to spoil it. It's kind of like lost. They just kept going. It just got more and more ridiculous. Mm-hmm. Yeah. But it's pretty amazing, dude.

Have you met Glenn yet, dude? I don't think so. Which one's Glenn? I don't know. I can say anything. Is Bernthal in the, he's in the first couple of seasons, right? Yeah. Yeah.

He's great in it. He's great. He's awesome. Dude, he's got like, uh, oh, Stephen Yun, too. that's where he got his big break? Yeah. Is he great?

You're going to meet him. I know I met him. It's Glenn. I'm saying, that's Glenn. Oh, is he very good? I heard he's good in it. He's sick as fuck. Oh, he's Glenn.

He's awesome. You know, I was like, I was like, I was why I saw Stephen Eun come in and I was like, and I was like, man, he had a glow up. Because in the first season, I'm like, he's not, he's not that good looking, but then you watch him in the rip and you're like, yeah, this dude had to glow up. And oftentimes, maybe it's just facial hair. I think they see themselves on camera too They're like they know what they got to fix and then they get to fix in it

Yeah You see that with a lot of actors Yeah It happens on SNL a lot like people talk about like Even SNL cast members talk about like your season three teeth Yeah You get like your I don't know Verniers or whitening or something

Yeah But I think with a lot of people it's it's simply just facial hair too Like You see like Shane Gillis with his goatee I think he looks arguably better And I'm like dude should I be rocking the goatee I don't know. People are saying he's looking better, right?

Yeah. I've been seen the comments. I think the facial hair looks good on him. People are saying it's GLP ones. I heard this new season of tires is amazing. Yeah, I watched the first episode of season three last night. He actually addresses this in it. He like sees his reflection.

He goes, that's what I look like. It's really funny. He's great. I enjoyed the first episode. And you know, who's the dude from Sideways? Is it Thomas Hayden Church? Yeah, he's great. He's in it.

He's awesome. He's such a good actor. Love him. That guy can do no wrong. He's so funny. I just kind of wanted to come out and say this on the pod. I think, after a lot of thought, I think I'm against the Iran War. I've been doing some reading, listening to some podcasts, and I think it's kind of become a boondoggle. You know, it's kind of like, they're like, oh, we.

wanted them to not be able to have the nuke. But I'm like, and so that's, this is keeping us safer. But now the straight of Hormuz, and I'm like, well, now Iran's really messing with me via the gas pump. And, you know, I don't even think, I don't even think Iran knew what the straight of Hormuz was before the war. And now they're like, oh, we've got the straight of Hormuz. We can use this to really like bone the rest of the world. And that wasn't even a thing. So yeah, I just want to come out in the pot and say I'm against it You know, I try not to get political, but I just wanted to say I don't think that The Iran wars has been good

Bro I just want to shout you out like for your bravery Oh, thanks dude, yeah I was nervous to say it, can you tell? I think no, I couldn't and you're honestly making me feel more brave. Yeah, dude, and it's been troublesome to our naval sailors, dude, posted up on the, I think it's the USS Abraham Lincoln.

Those guys are jacking off like crazy, dude. Just not able to get off that boat. Yeah. And you know, you're a fan of a cruise, but it's like, dude. That's why I almost joined, yeah. You got a port. Yeah, there's too many at sea days. I almost joined the Navy, and I talked to her over.

recruiter. I'm like, so what kind of balcony we're looking at? He's like, you don't get a balcony. I'm like, I'm out. You're just posted up in the bowels of that ship. Yeah, that's got to be tough. See, yeah, I think the war has been pretty negative overall. And,

you know, I don't, typically I'm super pro war. Whenever the government's like, hey, we're going to start a war, I'm like, do it. You know what, dude, can I, can I piggyback off your courage for a second? Mm-hmm.

I never really had, I haven't really had the courage to say this, but I think Iraq was a mistake. Wow. Fuck. I understand wanting to remove a despot, but turning a country into democracy takes a great amount of resources and time. And those were things we could. and spare in that moment and it probably would have been smarter just to allow Iraq to self-determine its destiny. Just to push back a little bit.

The weapons of mass destruction, though, dude. Thoughts? They're still out there somewhere, those chemical weapons? You got to keep digging. We've got to keep looking. You know? Sorry. And J.T.

to also be clear for Iraq both times you think were a mistake or just the second time. No, I think the first one was good. First one was chill. Kuwait. Yeah, because they were in Kuwait. We had to help out of Kuwait. We had to help out of Kuwait. Because, like, look how close we are with Kuwait.

Yeah. There's so many Kuwaiti. I mean, your fantasy league is like half Kuwaiti. Yeah, for sure. Big ups to Matt, Paul, Caleb. Dude, when I played pickup basketball, it was like three Kuwaiti dudes. They're always just posted up running the courts. Yeah, Jeff.

Mm-hmm. Darren. Good dudes. This looks like my whole frat. Dude, it's kind of crazy, like, on some real stuff. Have we heard from Kuwait since then? It's fucked up, dude. Like, they should be.

be saying thank you to us. It's like when your boy, your brother lined you up in the back on your haircut or you lined him up on the back and he didn't thank you. It's like, oh dude, we just protected all your oil and shit and you didn't thank us. This is a real story. I used to give haircuts to Strider and my brother. One time I messed up, I gave him a good haircut and he was like, stop. And like a real hairdresser, I was like, no, no, no, let me fix this one little imperfection. And he said I van goad him because I kind of sheared him too close to the ear. And then another time, I gave my brother a freaking sick, perfect haircut right before New Year, so he was going to look good as hell for his party.

Yeah, maybe get head that night. And he took off his thing. He was like, how about a thank you? And he's like, I did say thank you. And he's like, once you say thank you again for that good haircut. He's like, I already said thank you once. And we started fist fighting. Say thanks again.

He was like, no. I was like, I was like, oh, really? You're a fucking tough guy? And then he was like, fuck you. And I was like, stand up. I'll show you a W. And then we just started punching each other, slamming each other's off the door. That's fucking joking.

He shoved his thumb in my eye. Thank God, Danny Bobona was there, broke us up. He was like, dude, what the fuck just happened? That's hilarious. But when your brothers, it could just, there's a lot of pent up, you know, tension. It could set off at any time. I love my brother so much. Guys, what's the worst feeling in the world as you age?

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Yeah. None. Because I travel as an American. I expect thank yous from South Korea, Vietnam, Kuwait, whenever I go to these countries. Now Venezuela. I got a trip plan there. As soon as I land, I expect some thankies. Dude, I landed in Heathrow.

And flight attendant, I'm like, you know, where's the thank you from the pilot? She's like, what do you mean? I'm like, we bailed you out of World War II. I went to France with my wife. And they said, you know, they check you at customs. Oh, is it business or pleasure? What's your purpose of travel?

Said, just to hear those two magic words. You know, all my fucking grandpa threw down here. So. Yeah, you should be getting head. Yeah, I should. Yeah. Should be getting menagerie twat, dude, every time I cruised it with the customs, bro. Him, my wife, me.

Dude, exactly, dude. And also, that's not like the French, too, they're like, oh, you Americans, you guys have no culture. I can't do this French accent. You guys have no culture. You eat that croissant. You don't even know how to eat it. And I'm like, well, how did Blitzkrieg work out for you? Exactly.

you know fucking bitches and I say you know we we saved you because because I was born in America I did these things

because I was born in California I saved Europe I saved Asia from Imperial Japan I did that respect

dude do we as a species as like humans. I was thinking about this when I was walking my dog where I was like, dude, as that night had my flashlight and my dog and I was like, dude, I'm so safe from the world right now. Like you said, there's no lions out here or alligators that are gonna freaking come and gank me.

I'm like, that's so sick. But then I thought about it deeper. I was like, I'm responsible for none of that. I'm like, dude, if a coyote came up or whatever, I was like, thank God I have my flashlight. But then I was like, I didn't build this. I can't recreate this I'm just a huge pussy

Like I can't I can't do any of that Thank God there's other humans out there So it kind of made me Fired up on on just smart chill Bros and ladies like made life so nice But then do I take too much credit for that Like it's like if one of my boys beat someone's ass In like a push-up contest on the mango deck in Cabo

Yeah And then I'm talking tons of shit on behalf of my bro That's kind of annoying I think I'm doing the same thing on a global scale by being like, dude, we have fighter jets. I can't create a fighter jet. No, I think that's the beauty of the times we live in is you can literally exist and have a sick life with zero skills.

So I don't think you should feel guilty about that. I think you should be stoked on it. And then to level that up further, should then I be kissing the boot and respecting the billionaires or the investors, I prefer to go straight to the artist or the genius of it, you know, like an Einstein. He gave us this theory of relativity. Maybe that led to Nukes or like an Auburnheimer.

But like, I don't know, now these like billionaire dudes want praise for being chill and like giving the masses, you know, these. I don't know. AI, I guess would be the most example now that they're just kind of shoving it down our throats. I'm like, dude, let me choose. I don't know. I'm having a lot of these thoughts, dude. I wouldn't be hard on yourself about it. Were people in the past really capable?

No. I think we're still as incapable. That's what I mean. I think you're just a regular human. I think there's very few people who are able to like build up their shelter and their, their defenses just by themselves. So then it is annoying if I'm like, dude, I deserve as much as billionaires deserve. Oh, like are people entitled? Yeah. I think I think people have always been a little bit that way. I don't think they're necessarily wrong though

I know like I do think I do think I'm a little bit too me me me even when I look at people I'm like what would it mean to me if that person liked me or if that person gave me a tent like it's very you know I'm always yeah thinking of it in terms of how it would of the me of it but billionaires do have a lot of money they probably should bowl it out

Pull it out a little bit in ways that would better society. Yeah, dude. But what's the best way to do that? That's what the debate is. Maybe they just got to do something sick. Like, it's like when you got to dinner and your one friend is like, obviously the rich dude, it's like, well, you're going to pick up the check, dude. Come on, bro.

It's like, they got to just like, once you hear, they got to be like, dude, you're hooking us all up with like free tacos. Oh, dude, that's a cool thing. It's like everyone gets a billionaire friend. But that'd be huge. Yeah. And then they're going to like, I don't know, they take you out for a sick-ass meal or invite you on their boat for an afternoon. That's better than taxing them.

It's going to create memories at least. That's the most valuable things we have. I have another crazy stat right here. A toddler has now shot a person every week in America for two years straight. So you're saying we're number one in that? What I'm saying is, when are we going to say enough is enough is enough? enough and do something about this never-ending violence. We got to put these toddlers in jail for life.

No chance of parole. Some things are born bad. And no amount of money and time and pandering is going to change that. You think this two-year-old is going to stop killing people, especially if we don't punish it the first time around? No. they're going to keep pulling the trigger. Get rid of them.

I'm sick of it. They'll always find a way to get their hands on a firearm. They're sniffing around for them. Yeah. And they're strong, dude. Yeah. Put them in Jenpop. Oh, yeah.

Straight to adult jail. Try them as adults. Jail them as adults. let them fomper themselves in the yard. They're like, which, which gang are you going to be into the two-year-old? They're like, sometimes babies get darker and they get, you don't even know what race he is. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. Kids are changing every day. But they know what they're doing. I had another thing, like, just to segue a bit, the, um, the vape, aka the douche, flute is taken over society. Everybody is ripping the mouth fedora. Instead of being a society that builds skyscrapers and goes to space, we've become a society full of fat cloud chasers. Have I fallen

victim to the douche flute? Repeatedly. I love it. It's incredible. And sometimes when I'm deep in a cloud. I'm like, should my life just be the pursuit of the fruit-flavored cloud? But then when I get away from the douche flute, I become so happy. So people are like society is that, you know, people are more isolated, more depressed than ever. But, you know, and they blame things like, like, like, uh, inflation outpacing wages and stuff like that. And I'm like, I think there's one factor that we're all neglecting. It's that we're all in a fat cloud of vape smoke. And maybe if we lift ourselves from the douche flute matrix, maybe we'll get back on track and have the 90s again.

Beggs the question. How do we put, how? Vaping is so relaxing. It's so sick to get a fat plume and then dab it up with your boy. Dude, the dominoes is here. you freaking give the delivery due to rip. Everyone's just vaping. All the chillest bros that I know,

they vape. How are we going to stop them from doing that? I don't know. We need to come up with something sicker to put in our mouths. Dude, should we become toothpick guys? Dude. Think about that. Dude, you know when you go to the restaurant

and they have a toothpick? Is there how sick it is just to have that in your mouth afterwards? I don't even think about this. Is there anyone cooler than a toothpick guy? just fixing the oral There's no negative externality To a toothpick

In fact it's all positive You're picking the steak out of your teeth Yeah even like a turtle could use that Yeah Dude you could throw so many toothpicks in the ocean I bet you fish would make a fucking reef out of it dude Dude if he's if you Cruised up on a turtle with a toothpick in its mouth

Cool's turtle of all time And they're already cool I think that's what we got to do, bro. We got to go replace the vape with toothpicks. Smart. Because it makes you want to make a deal. You know? Dude, I got a big time beef.

Another comedian was canceled for seemingly being a bad dude. You guys saw this story. It was Reggie Watts. It's pretty crazy. But there's this phenomenon. on every time someone gets outed for you know

mistreating someone or bad behavior in their personal life where uh everyone will come out and be like I always knew I always knew there was something wrong with that guy and it's kind of like a flex where they're like I was on to them

I have a good instinct for these things but uh I actually think it's the opposite of a flex because if you knew why didn't you stop it exactly did exactly they're like i always could tell this guy had like a darkness in him and then it was going to hurt somebody i'm like all right well the time to say something was probably then okay joe paterno thanks and so now i'm like i'm gonna write an article about every person that knew something was fucked up about a fucked up person and then waited until

afterwards to be like, yeah. It's hilarious flex. It's, yeah, it's like. You saw the problem and then you're basically being like, I saw it but did nothing about it. It's nice to know I was right. I could always tell there was something really deep and sinister about that person. Well, good for not making anything of that. Yeah, it's, there's a lot like this and there's a lot of flexes about like,

Harvey Weinstein and people are like, oh, everyone knew. I knew. I have stories. And I'm like, okay. Well, here's the thing I didn't know. But if I knew, I would have gone to the authorities. Yeah. I don't even know if I would have gone to the authorities.

But you know what I wouldn't have done? Flexed after. Yeah. And if you didn't know, you should probably not share that, dude. Yeah. Be a wise choice. Yeah. No one's going to be like, what do you expect when you go, I knew, always knew.

What, like, what's the reaction that they're hoping for from someone being like, dude, nice. Dude, do you understand? Yeah. It is also funny, too, when it's like a comedian and they're like, oh, yeah, I always knew something was off with that guy. I'm like, yeah, it's because they're a comedian, like literally every comedian, except for you guys, really, is like a nutbag. Every time I booked him on my festival, I knew there's something dark about him. And I don't know, why'd you keep booking him? yeah and then and then they'll throw in the other thing where they're like I never liked his comedy

I'm like is that necessary yeah yeah yeah they even did that with louis they're like he wasn't funny I'm like yes he was the best well I'm like well is this the time to even argue though where they're like you know louis was always overrated and like did too much stuff about race I'm like okay well it's a different conversation yeah he took some swings that you probably didn't have to but he was I guess now I guess now because like we're it's the time to pile on like let's also throw that stuff in there. Totally. Guys, we got two special shows coming up at Venice West.

If you're in the west side of Los Angeles, September 2nd, we got an early show and a late show. J.T. and I are going to bring you stand-up comedy. We're going to bring the stoke and we're going to save the summer. People say summer has to end. That's a state of mind. That's a corrupted idea that came from somewhere that didn't want it to be a party all the time. When they say summer has to end, they mean partying has to end. And we disagree.

So get your tickets at chat and JT.com. Stay stoked. Stay partying. Stay summer. What's up Chad and JT? I've got a little bit of an issue. I'm married and I'm kind of dealing with an early period situation where I am fully accepting the before.

week of bishingess, but I'm getting the bishiness two days before. I genuinely don't know what to do. Obviously, the term bishiness is going to be pretty nonchalant, and I just don't think it's going to be stoked up. How do I go about getting the baddie to not be? an agro chick two days before

the red river's flowing I'm trying to minimize they say it's one week a month and I'm going I'm hitting 10 days would you soak me out could you keep me flat

there's really no answer just got to be the rocks that the waves crash against sounds like that guy's had it rough Yeah, I can imagine I mean maybe it's his reaction to it Or his anticipation of it It seems like he's very vocal about it

Which probably can kick up the anger more Where He's like He's like all right babe We're coming up on your period I know you're gonna be a friggin' bitch to me And then that makes her more angry So maybe

Maybe you just come in with a good attitude And if she starts giving you you know she starts giving you grief just be like I love you know I love that about you in Vedanta the Eastern philosophy they say that your preferences cause suffering and so if you prefer your wife

to be super sweet and chill and then when she is mean to you you react negatively to that, then that causes the suffering, which seems like what is happening. But if you're just like, dude, I love how mean she gets

during this time of the month, maybe things will be chiller. It's a tough conversation to brush. I found that calendars are helpful, ones that you can even put on your fridge. and you just sort of approach it like, hey, babe. So for Thanksgiving, I was thinking we go to your moms this year. So I'll put go travel to your moms.

And then the week prior, I have huge bitch written on days leading up to Thanksgiving. Are you think, will you be a huge bitch on that Wednesday? Or do you think, well, I'm thinking about getting a flight then? And she might be like, oh, what does that mean? You're calling me a huge bitch. Like, no, no, I'm just saying, this is the calendar. You know, this is just the plan. and are you planning on that?

And then he can just sort of kind of brace for that, you know, pack the fridge within a couple extra sweet treats. Yeah, he can have some things lined up, be like, you know, she starts coming at him. He's like, I got reservations at Batuccio's. She's like, whoa, whoa, what? Maybe you have a work trick scheduled at that time, you know? Stay busy. right yeah travel during that yeah

go to phoenix handle some business yep and really he said he's ready for seven days so honestly he just needs to travel for those two extra three days because he says he's getting it 10 days a month yes it's the 10 days over seven that's really

he can handle seven but can't handle 10 yeah so just handle this figure out what you got doing this that three three day gap there and I'm not a doctor but I know as much as a doctor as a doctor because of like the internet and stuff. You could get her checked out for PMDD, a premenstrual dysphoric disorder.

It's like a real thing where some people kind of get irritated, sad, out of their normal character to a diagnosable degree. I think a smart prudent thing to do would just be to be having a nice day with her and say, honey, have you ever thought about getting checked for PMDD? And I think she's going to really appreciate that you did the legwork to find out about that and to suggest to her that she should investigate.

And you've got to be doing it at, like the pharmaceutical ads, really, they nail it. Like the best time to bring that up to her would be like, I don't know, when kids are hitting a pinata, be like, hold on time out from that. Really joyous moments. like, you know, an uncle or a father's coming back from a field of, you know, a war zone,

or you're adopting a new dog or just, you know, at really any kid's birthday party is probably the best place to bring that up. I have seen, too, that a lot of women are talking about this time before their period. It's called the Lodial phase. And it's like popular right now in social media, like in videos and stuff. And I'm wondering if that's making it worse. Yeah, they're like, yeah, they're like, oh, that's it, that's what it is. But you know, there's also ludial meals that you can get. There is a diet in certain foods that can mitigate the anger.

What should they eat? It's like stews. I think there was like a lot of, like a lot of Eastern stews. Yeah. Oh, dude, yeah, there's, my guy, my guy Ron. at the farmer's market in Marvista. He has a bunch of Ayurvedic supplements that you can probably get. My lady and I, we chew saffron every night and we take this jelly from,

they say that the royals in India used to take it before bed, and he said, you'll be sleeping with the gods. So maybe, maybe, you know, cruise over to Rob at the Marvista Farmers Market and just say, hey, what will help mitigate this huge bitch, 10 days I got coming up? Indeed, you know what else he could do is sort of, you know, under promise, overperform. So for the other 21 days of the month, you know, minus the other few months that have 28 days or 30 days, he should just be the biggest piece of shit, dumbass. Just game, crank, order personal pizzas, be like, oh, my bad,

I forgot. Do you want to sit with my monster? Just really, you know, be a selfish guy. And then on those 10 days, don't do that type of shit. And she's prone to be a little less mad. She might even be stowed. That makes sense, too,

because he's saving his energy for the days where he needs them. Smart. Sounds like he's going through it, though. Yeah, I think people will hear that and think he's a dick. But what I heard was, like, a guy that's been struggling and doesn't have anyone to talk to about it.

and then like had a place to vent so we take you as you are brother i always had a bad feeling about that guy what's up stokers long time stoke first time listener transmitting from massachusetts i was just wondering to get to chill as a 24 year old man uh to go to six flag times birthday i've been getting mixed thoughts and i want to know what you guys were thinking Boom clap. Catch you later. Dude, 100%. That's the best birthday of all time.

Getting some thrills in, hitting a roller coaster. Don't let society tell you that that's not chill. That's the sickest thing I've ever heard. That's what I want to do for my birthday now. I think there's no shame in it. There's only shame in it if you let people shame you. If you let people get to you with, they're trying to shame you because they're jealous that you're having so much fun

and they're trying to say oh you know um dudes to go to theme parks alone uh when they're you know in their adult age area they're weird they're potentially doing stuff weird stuff with kids don't let that get to you live your truth ride the roller coasters i want to go with you also a six flags you do get, you know, Disney, you're kind of safe. The kids there are younger, they're nice. Six Flags I've generally found it has some tough kids there who might bully an adult who's by himself. So be prepared, speaking to your shame, chat, of be prepared to be called, you know, a bitch or a pussy if you're just walking around eating a funnel cake.

That could happen. A teenager could wield that out at you. Maybe even Doty Tap you, you know. be aware Six Flags has the Carnival games You could get bullied by a group of middle schoolers Oh, you're playing a squirt game and you lose Oh yeah So just be prepared for that

And just don't let it get to you That happened to you, right? Yeah, that's why I don't go Six Flags anymore I was doing the basketball shot And a group of middle schoolers came up And they actually, a kid, as a tall kid, actually stuffed my shot

And he said, I bet you like getting stuffed, don't you? making a, you know, innuend. Perjorative, yeah. Yeah. And, um, sort of bummed me out.

I went on the Batman. I went on the riddler a few times in a row just to get my head right. That's the stand-up roller coaster. Mm-hmm. I just ended up throwing up. When you played a hoop, would you rather have a face-up block on a guy or like a backside block on a guy? Mm.

like a chase down stop block Chase down stop block So sick Yeah Like the LeBron block Is what I'm picturing Against I'm even if a guy's just going For a jump shot

You swipe it from behind You like that more than being face up on them And just packing them Both are nice Honestly packing them so hard And sending it to the 10th row It's probably the best Which I never made sense

Because like just catch the ball Hold the ball Yeah But it's such disrespect To swap the shit out of it It feels good They said Bill Russell Will just always try to handle the block

Smart or that one where like Jordan caught the guy's ball remember that? Oh, he just put it up with two hands right against the backboard, yeah. Everyone's so excited for the wedding. Oh, yeah? I was talking to Marisi about it last night.

I saw Hannah a couple weeks ago. She's really excited. Yeah, Stoke. I think it's been a lot of fun. JT's officiating. Oh, dude, I didn't know that. Let's fucking go. Baby, you're going to crush.

I interviewed Kennedy the other day. Got great color from her on there. You guys are just. just so in love. It's really nice to hear you guys talk about it. So I'm just going to package that and send it back to the audience. Oh, it's going to be amazing. I just, uh, I just confirm, I'm paying for this ungodly expensive, um, service. It's so far. It's $1,800. Wait, for what? To have so, okay, so it's a, it's a, it's a dog sitter for weddings. So she's going to watch

this dog's here's going to watch a Lola. You know, we're leaving a couple days before. She's going to watch a Lola for those two days. The day of the wedding, she's going to drive Lola up so Lola can be the ring bear. Walk a Lola down the aisle and then drive her back to Lola. That's pretty fired, dude. That's honestly worth $1,800, dude. Isn't that sick?

That's so sick. Yeah. She's going to have a little box tied to her collar. I'm going to see that. I'm going to be fucking posting up and seeing that. It feels right for you guys, too. It's going to be amazing. It's going to be incredible, dude.

She gets to be there for the moment. Yeah. I thought you were going to say the dog just stays at home. I'm like, you should have never said wedding. As soon as you say wedding, they pop the price. Oh, yeah. It's like they drive her up and then like, oh, yeah, dude. Because, you know, Lola too, walking around.

She's going to be smiling the whole way down. She's going to be so stoked, dude. Yeah. The hotel looks sick, too. Oh, it's awesome. I'm so fired up. Dude, my dank-ass wife and I are like, we're unbelievably stoked for that. That's going to be like our first thing.

Yeah. It's going to be a big release. Huge. Oh, you know what we should cover real quick, too, because we talked about it last week, but you weren't on when you walked the red carpet with Tyrese. Oh, yeah, dude. It's huge. I mean, I didn't want to steal his thunder, you know, but the camera's just, they call, you know,

and JT. Dude, it was actually really funny, though, because we saw Tyrese out there. And we're like, dude, let's go. Like, we had, like, suits on for no reason. Like, we talked to our buddy Mason was like, he was legit, like, with, you know, Jordana. and they're like hanging out doing that actual red carpet. Dude, we could have been a T-shirts and jeans, like, whatever. But we had these suits on, so we're like, dude, let's go.

Just like pose and see what happens. Like, it would be fun. Tyrese happened to be there and just like, do, go, go. You got to go stand next to him. So I kind of get next to him when he has like two assistants right there. And I'm doing these poses and they're like, let me do it. And I'm like, okay, J.T. Your turn.

J.T. goes out. And immediately the assistants are like, no, you don't belong. Get out of there, dude. It's hilarious, dude. I know. It was fucked up. Do you get a photo with Tyrese? No, JT got a good shot of me like on video like kind of close to him.

It looks like they're together or it looks like they're both supposed to be there at least, if not like, you know, walking together. I saw you got a photo of Vin too. Just in him in motion. So that's my third photo with Vin. What was he wearing? He was sleeveless, huh? Of course.

Yeah, of course. You know, he doesn't want to draw attention to himself. Yeah. So he wears sleeveless teas. He gave a great speech. He was really sweet. Did, uh, does Vin know either of you guys? this point?

No. Now, because I saw him for the second time at Mason's 50th, was it? And I mentioned that we had seen each other before, and it did not, he did not remember me. Yeah. He doesn't consider you family. Not yet. One day. Dude, you know what?

My only, I love all of his work. I think my one beef is in Triple X when he sees like the, um, he sees like the, um, You know, he comes back to his room and there's the, like, Russian hookers there. And he takes off his fur coat. He's like the things I do for my country. Then it goes to the next scene. I really would have wanted to see him. Yeah, where was the fuck fast?

Yeah. That's a good call. I think they, I think, I think the movie would have been, it was already huge, but I think it would have skyrocketed. I feel like Triple X could have been sicker. Yeah. They left a little meat on the bone with that one. It was a good concept.

It's a great concept. It's literally called Triple X. Get some fucking in there. I was going to say for a movie called Triple X, you're going to cut away from the fucking. It also wasn't very violent. Like I expected more like, pow, pow and like poof, boof. Yeah. And a lot of it, they really leaned into the extreme sports.

Yeah. I mean, dude, when he grinds that rail with a saucer. With a saucer. I mean, dude. And he uses the glare to like blind the sniper. It was cool. But, you know, Vin's all jacked up. I'm like, let's just see him like fucking beat the shit out of some guys too.

Zander Cage. I haven't seen that forever. Is that that the DMX is in that one? No. I don't think about exit wounds. I'm thinking about exit wounds. With Stephen Segal? Yes.

That also needed more sex. You know what that movie was? That movie was pimp. Dude, sometimes there is a perfect word to describe something. You just did it, dude. Boys.