Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 458 - STRIDER WILSON joins the Take Exchange

Episode Date: September 23, 2026

STRIDER WILSON is back and this week we're switching things up a bit. We each sent each other 5 words/names/hot takes - before the pod to inject into the conversation on the spot. Some are very clear and others slid in perfectly. THIS IS THE TAKE EXCHANGE! We get into why being a prince is actually sick, why GTA 6 needs therapy, tattoos and piercings, Sydney Sweeney, becoming a dad, lying your way into becoming successful, and some legendary stories from the boys' younger days. We also take a call from a bro who's developed an expensive new habit and needs some serious financial guidance. We are live streaming a fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeepGrab some dank merch here: https://appreeshapparel.com/Come see us on Tour! JT JUST ADDED HEADLINE DATES FOR THE FALL!Get your tix - https://www.chadandjt.comTEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice)Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/Thanks to our Sponsors:BLUECHEW - GET ROCK HARD TODAY WITH THE BEST WINGMAN, Bluechew. Visit https://www.bluechew.com and use code GODEEP to get a Month Free when you purchase two months worth of GOLD! Highland Style: THE BEST HAIR PRODUCTS for healthy hair! Visit https://www.highland.style/ and use code godeep for 20% off your order! PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake RohretSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

once we're the coolest guy at school till you got kicked out yeah it was a bummer i was sad when i cried a lot i thought we weren't going to be friends it's why i call you the general because you you are very good at maintaining relationships whereas i'm pretty lazy you're good like you'll dude we all had cell phones j t never had a cell phone for a guy who's on his phone the most literally uses as a mirror while driving did like do put that thing down he never had a cell phone in high school and we would dial his house line Chris would always pick up their voices sounded the same ago what up JT he go

nah Chris and dude that was just it and he go JT go roll over click you know it's funny it's like I because like I did feel like I was like the center of a lot of social activity but dude it was so easy to do that because of who my parents were like I really deserve very minimal credit for it because it was really just like my mom and dad partied, they let me and my brother party, they had a sick house and they would leave town for weeks at a time with almost no adult supervision. That's awesome.

And then they would get mad at me when they found out I had a party, like they'd yell and ground me, but they'd also be kind of stoked. And I knew where the key was to the liquor cabinet and they'd leave me a bunch of money. So it was like, I think if you notice like once I left my parents' house, I stopped kind being the central social organ and I think it was because of my it's just my mom and dad like they partied so hard and they used to throw parties for like the teachers at the school and stuff like that and when I would come back to school like on the following Monday parents and the teachers would come and be like dude your parents throw a hell of a party and I'm like did you guys

all do blow or something like and so it wasn't even really me it was just like my parents would always be like you should have you remember like we did that we had a new year's party the best Where my parents threw a party, and then my parents were like, you should throw a party with us. And they let me invite like, I don't know, 75 to 100 people over. Really? Most epic New Year's. Everyone was making out me, J.T. and Tom Hull. Who'd you make out with?

No one. There was like five New Year's in a row where we'd all just, me, J.T. and Tom Hull would all just look at each other and go. That's awesome. We had nights where we did. The word of you nights where we did. But there was about three year around where we did not, dude. I specifically remember looking at you guys

being like I do remember that that one was in Marina del Rey in our 20s and we couldn't find a girl to kiss at New Year's and Tom Hall probably could have swung it

but he just wasn't that motivated He's too much Star Wars dude I was standing there and I was like agitated and I was like oh dude this sucks man I couldn't find a fucking chick and then Tom Hall made like the most intense eye contact one

and he was like there's nowhere I'd rather be than right here with my brothers who I love so much I don't want to be anywhere else This is the most special way to do New Year's And I was like, God damn, all right

And then me controlling the outcome Like in the bathroom during the countdown Being like, well, I'm not going to get rejected I'm just going to be pissing Yeah And I'd come out at midnight See what happened to see my boys, let's go I probably shouldn't tell this story

But my buddy Andrew Who was a really fun guy and great with the ladies He was at a party And this girl came out of the garage And walked in and it was right after New Year's And everybody was kind of kissing She gave me a big kiss, which was awesome. And then Andrew followed like 20 feet behind her.

And he was like, did you just kiss so-and-so? And I go, yeah, he's like, I just nutted in her mouth. I was like, what the fuck? Why did she do that? So. And the way, because like, because we, dude, that's not on you. No, no, he was like, stuck. He was like, did you just kiss so-and-so?

And I was like, yeah, like kind of psyched. And he goes, I just nutted in her mouth. And then he was like so hard. Because we would also, it's insane. Like sometimes I'd be like hard on him kind of like, I don't know, like probably was too hard on him sometimes. So I think he felt like, oh, I really got you for this one. Or maybe he was psyched for another reason. He's a complicated guy.

You're an interesting man. He kissed his dad. One time, this is a famous story. Our boy, we're like, this is like in college. We were meeting up like the night before Thanksgiving. We're all going to go out to a local bar. This wall was in. And we're pre-game at our boy Johnson's house.

And we're about to roll out. Cabs were there. This is like even before Uber. And we're like, going to roll out. And he says, bye to his mom. Hey, bye, Mom, I love you. Gives her a hug. And his mom standing up in the kitchen.

He goes and hugs his mom standing up. And his dad sitting down eating a fucking like steak or whatever, sitting down like I am now. And he comes from behind his dad, hugs his dad from behind. His dad looks up at him. And they kiss on the lips. bro we all went silent we were all like

I was there I picked you guys up to go out that night and he got in the car and strider gets in the front seat and he's like you will not believe what Andrew just did with his dad and then we got to the bar and we had been picking on him for like

20 or 30 minutes probably overkill but he was playing defense on it too so it was firing us up you didn't kiss your mom on the cheeks or the lips but you kiss your dad on the lips and he's sitting down and mom was standing up he comes over his dad like this yeah yeah bro reverse hug kiss on the lips and then when we're at the bar we were ripping shots

and he's like he got mad and he's like you guys are just jealous and we looked at him we were like that you make out with your dad and then he ran into the bathroom and like hit for and we had to go in there and like apologize and yeah we pushed it maybe we could understand like he has a strong relationship with they're close they're very close and yeah he's and he's such a sweet guy you know that that girl actually who kissed me after Andrew nutted in her mouth. A couple years later at a party at Ross's at SC for really no reason. And there was times I probably deserve this, but this was no reason. She slapped me and my like super hard.

The whole party stopped and was like, what the hell? And she was pretty lit up. And my ear was ringing like crazy. I went to the doctor. She blew out my whole eardrum. I couldn't fly then. I was supposed to fly back to the East Coast the next day and I couldn't fly. Wow.

And I've never really thought about this until now. and I'm not mad at her at all, but she really... Why'd she slap you? Did she give a reason? I don't even remember. I think I was like... I would just be so hyper, maybe. Maybe I was like dancing too loud and like being ridiculous. But at some point, I've done a lot of things where I probably deserve to get stuck. But this one was like super innocuous.

And then she just went, crack, slap the fuck out of me. And then I was like, what the... But I try to play it cool because I didn't want to be like, you know, distraught in front of the boys. But yeah, I couldn't fly for a couple. The doctor was like, it's one. 100% blown out but it grows back so it was okay it grows back yeah but he's like but I've always been curious about that yeah it's weird it was that was that was dude that was a straight up party foul or her I think someone goes I think you said that

are you there yeah I was there I remember I remember seeing it I remember JT handling it so well I remember going dude you have the right to be more upset like you can be more upset right now like you should slap her back she I don't have any bad blood towards her. I really don't. But between the semen in the mouth, that was my friend's semen and the slap that was unprovoked and blowing my eardrum, I could see a world where I was upset. Yeah, it seems like she does have, like she is out for revenge of some kind. She does not like, you know what's funny? I still think she likes me. Dude, what if it's, what if it's, did the slap come after the bust in the mouth? Yeah, a couple years later, I think, like two years later.

Dude, I bet you, our boy Johnson confided in her and was like, hey, JT, big brothers me too much. And she could have been holding that. She could have been holding that in. So you think she was doing it for A mom? Could have been. Respect. Could have been. Respect.

Yeah. Yeah, maybe he was like confiding in her while she was blowing him. He's like, you big brothers me. And then she kissed you and then, yeah. I don't know what it says about me. But if I ever ran into her again, maybe at the 20 year, it's kind of motivating. I'd kind of want her to do something. To kick you in the nut.

For sure. Or like, be like, dude, you should like, do you should blow this other guy and then come kiss me afterwards. Dude. She comes to kiss me and I'm like, I go in front. I'm like, wait a second.

Yeah. You just blew Pousio, didn't you? Oh, no. No, not Pousio, dude. No, no. Some chill dude, he deserves it. Lindemeyer, dude. Linsmeyer, dude.

Oh boy, Linzmire. He's like, I just nutted. And her name was a Jeff. He's sick. Maybe I should go. Is it something that I'll regret like 10 years down the line? I think you will. I think you will.

Why not? Yeah, you should go. My wife's out of town. I got to get a dog sitter. I got to do all this shit. What's happening with the baby? Are you going to bring the baby?

No, my wife's going to be with the baby in Chicago. Oh, you got your own weekend? Like, just to yourself? Yeah. That's great, man. Oh, you know, you got to prioritize that time.

I just want to sleep. Yeah. Dude, you're going to. I kind of just want to sleep at home. Dude, your wiener's going to take a pounding. Oh. bro I've already got Gianna Michaels downloaded

Let's go Guys have been talking about I've been talking about her a lot We have a 20 year reunion with that brother Don't you worry about that Wait what have the guys been talking about They're Gianna Michaels a lot

She's the best One of our buddies was kind of critiquing He was like I don't like when they have like tattoos and stuff And I like the character he was funny He was getting like snobby with me Yeah He was like it's like when the Samolier Tells you to drink like

Green Grape fed wine or something and I was like oh nice yeah that was a good line yeah I can't even quote it accurately you're not usually that funny did you use that eye for that because I was good yeah when the bros get funnier yeah I respected it but you know dude you got a crank and you know I don't mind one of my ladies got a little ink you know no but none of us have tattoos no or piercings no is it because we lack identity perhaps you can even make the counter though not to

I agree the smirch either side but I don't know what I would get that's the thing I think it just comes down to the individual I don't know why I'm trying to make it more grand or extrapolated but

I don't know what tattoo I would get besides like a sick tramp stamp for my wife to look at while she's drilling me dude that would be sick that would be cool you could get sunny on your ass she would love that

yeah while she's drilling you but she might think it's too cute and throw her off right Maybe just ask her a bit I do I got I got piercing in Spain one time And I got like a bar through the top of my ear And I was just hammered

I thought it was sick when I woke up I just got clowned on it That's cool They're like dude looks terrible You look like an idiot Do you have any photos? No I wish So did it like that

Yeah this was like right before the iPhone came out So That's a smart time to get it Yeah Dude it was like To do a double pierce, like that's a gnarly move. It was, I mean, I think I was, I just wanted the earlobe and then the guy, you know, in Spain, they didn't crazy, he just did that. Did it hurt?

Yeah. Yeah. Were you in Abiza? No, Valencia. No, I was in a Zaragoza. Sick. Yeah. Yeah, I got clown on.

Big time. I mean, dude, when you make a move like that without consulting the boys, they're going to let you. you know. I know, but you know when you do some moves where you're like, you don't even have to consult, where in your mind you're like, I don't have to consult anyone. Everyone's going to think this is sick. Yeah. That's what I thought. You know what? If I was still single and as I trend towards middle age, I think you get more motivated to do the piercings and the tattoos because you need to kind of cut out like a, you got a peacock a bit, right? Dude, I could see you with a nice nose ring. I would like that.

Yeah. That'd be kind of cool. I think it'd be cool. Bieber has one. I'm trying to think who else has a one. Yeah, he probably is the best at it, right? Yeah. Oh, Tupac's was amazing.

Oh, yeah. Tupac's was amazing. Yeah, Tupac and Beebbs. Dude, get a stud in there? Like I said, no, not the septum. Dude, you get a septum ring? There was a girl in my junior college anthropology class who had that. Dude, whenever I see a septum ring?

I'm always like, anal. Oh, for sure. For sure. Dude, I would say if you're a dude And you work at like a You know Chipotle Enterprise for a corporation

Like that You know a chain Edery or whatever it is Get a piercing I bet you get yelled at less Because people see that Over the uniform Yeah

And I think it's why managers don't want you To have that type of stuff Right Because they see you as a person Who's made choices Rather than someone who's just like Just a shirt A tool

Mm-hmm I would not at someone with a nose ring. If you're at Home Depot and you lead a guy, you get the guy the wrong paint mixture, he's gonna be like, you're Home Depot, you fucked me.

But if you get the guy the wrong paint mixture and you've got like a neck tattoo or a nose piercing, they're like, oh, first of all, this guy might deck me. Second of all,

this is a person now. Let's try to figure it out. Yeah, like you, you're less inclined to talk shit because you figure they're less inclined to keep their job. That's a great call too. where you're like, dude, this guy's got a neck tat.

Like, he's not, he's not worried about losing a gig. He's not really worried about maintaining employment. He's worried about, like, maintaining his, like, you know. His self-righteousness. Exactly. He's like, you're coming at me all wrong. Whereas the dude has got no tattoos. We might get walked all over.

Dude, that actually brings a nice segue. into a thought I was having do you guys think that women or do you guys think that dudes like big limp penises more than women here's the thing women love the big hard penis why because you know you see that you know what it can do

but the big limp penis that's for the dudes I mean you go into a locker room and someone's rocking a big limp hog I'm fired up. If he helicopters that thing, dude, I'm definitely doing a fist pump. Like, it will make my day. And if someone comes in with a big fat boner, then, you know, I'm going to be, you know,

maybe hiding behind the locker a little bit. You know, like take cover. This guy's, this guy's armed. But, you know, if I got, whenever I see a big limp penis, just swinging about I'm just like it's it's like a great wonder

of the world for me I'm just like wow I'm so just I'm just so happy those exist they make me happy and I think that they are you know tremendous so I think that they're for dudes that's a great take

I think it's a fire call and I think it's an important distinction especially in a group of bros like if a dude's got a fat cock that's limp that's so sick everyone's interesting trusted in that, how did that happen, what's your ancestry? If a dude's got a fucking fat boner that's long and hard, that's cool.

But that's like the pin's been pulled on a grenade. Something's got to happen with that bunner. Right. You know, and it's impending. Yeah, the energy needs to be, you know, released. So that's fine. But a big, nice fat cock can get plopped down. The boys can gather around it, talk about it.

Yeah. Well, and there's like, if you got a hard dick, that does something your eyes too where they turn like to predator eyes the slits get narrow and so I almost like when I picture this mythological hard cock

in the equinox locker room the guy's like coming at me and it's like it's more nightmarish whereas like a limp dick is almost like a lily pad yeah and dude that's a great comparison and I remember in boarding school

there's one guy I won't name his name, but, you know, if you were in my, if you were at school the same time as me, you guys know who I'm talking about, this guy had a gargantuan limp penis. And, you know, we had prison style showers and there were two stalls. So, but it was kind of like, like, really, you're going to use the stall? Like, shows what you got. And whenever this guy made a sighting, like, and he was kind of, he was kind of Joe about it. He's kind of nervous about it. But, dude, when I saw that thing for the first time. I told everyone, you know, I told

my English teacher, she's like, hey, did you read the book? I'm like, no, because I saw you know, Chuck's Weiner. Yeah. And that taught me more about myself, America, society, than the Great Gatsby ever well. Of course. Of course.

Skeldos long in the chat says, how large is a large flaccid dong? If your penis is five inches while limp, that's It's a big penis. Yeah. And then it grows after that.

Yeah. That's huge. That's a big. It's a big cock. Almost in any. Dude, speaking of big digs. I mean, you know,

there's former NFL offensive tackle, Matt Kahliel, hopefully I'm saying that properly. He went to serve out. Actually, USC played in a few teams in the NFL. Big boy, 6-7, 300 plus. He actually sued his wife.

when they got divorced because she claimed that his penis was too big for her during the marriage. And I think that's a fire move like to just make your dick a lawsuit to bring attention to your DPs. It's a great move,

especially if you're divorced and letting the now the future dating pool know, hey, there's a lady that couldn't handle this who out there can. And to like subpoena your ex to be like, now you have to talk about his big penis in court.

Yeah, let's make, let's put this, you're under oath. How fat's my cock. And did the, the stenographer? Mm-hmm. It's, it's in court record. It's in the annals of history. Yep. Like, you're, you know, let's say your great, great, great-grandson can Google that.

Be like, look, my great-grandfather did have a huge cock. Boom. It's very smart to do. I mean, you should probably try to put, if you got a fat penis or whatever it is, or even if you don't have a fat penis, claim you do and make it news. If you're riding in an airplane

and you're sitting in the exit row, tell the stewardess, hey, I want to help but can't because people might stumble over my cock during an emergency landing and then refuse to move and get dragged off by Aaron air marshal you do that now that's on the record this guy's got a fat cock he got kicked off a

plane maybe it makes the news it's a very strong strong move and we'll make women curious whoa so that's all it takes no it's tough it's tough to be believable though if you aren't six in 300 plus pounds is an offensive lineman. It's tougher to pull off as like a five, ten bucks. But I know a lot of gangly guys got huge slammers.

Kurt Vonnegut said in Slaughterhouse Five, you never know who's gonna be well undoubt. Yeah. I think they've done like correlation on that and it's kind of a all over the place. But in my experience, maybe it's because skinny guys

get more length out of it. Like I think for every like 10 pounds you lose, you gain like a half inch of length or something like that. See, this is news to me. This is why guys need to be bringing their cocks to court, bring your cock to ground a plane, you know, pull it out in a bank. It's official.

You'll see it. You'll see it sometimes if you can like watch things where people's penises can be charted that when guys get fatter, they lose a little bit of length on it. It's a shame. I mean, that speaks to how big. his is that even at that size he was hurting people I think if you wore those

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Whatup. Use code Go Deep at checkout for 20% off your order. Dude, so we're doing something on this pod where we sent each other bits to do. So the bits that you will hear will be, not authored by the dude who's talking. They've been authored by one of the other bros to go through one of the other dudes.

And that may or may not have just happened to you. So now you can compare and contrast. Twice. Yeah. Yeah. Twice. Oh, you did it too? Because we sent them blind to each other.

I didn't send... J.T. doesn't know what I sent Chad, and Chad doesn't know what I sent JT. and you guys don't know what you sent me. It's fun. I thought both of ours were about big cocks. I thought about what my bro like to talk about? He liked to talk about this.

Dude, I poured you an IPA. You better sip that, dude. I'm drinking it. That's from paperback. Oh, nice. That's where you recorded this special. Dude, I get picked on a lot for that. Wait, for not finishing your brew?

I'm not even drinking them. Yeah, do you know what? Can I tell you, you order beers, which I respect because you're keeping the vibe right, where you're like, oh, yeah, let's get a beer. But then the boys clock if you don't drink it. Yeah. They want to see you kind of sip it. Dude, I was in Dallas, and at the beginning of my set, I didn't have time to get a drink.

And when I went up there, I asked one of the dudes in the front. I was like, hey, man, can I grab your beer? And he was a total ledge. And he's like, yeah, take it, take it, take it. I was like, all right, all right. So I took a couple sips. I got that feeling of relaxation that you get after taking a little pop. and then I cruised through my set left

Chad did his set and then I came back up for the Q&A which was like 30, 45 minutes later and the beer was at the same level and when I walked back up I get up on stage and the dude just goes he's nursing it he's nursing it and the whole table started

clowning me it's fair yeah I got all right because beer is sustenance if someone gave you you know a bite of steak or whatever it is and you only had one bite of the steak that they gave you come on that was nice

dude that's a good that's the paperback IPA all right dude i was watching the crown phenomenal show cinematography through the roof just what a beautiful time capsule i've learned so much about history and how you know the english monarchy has moved through it how they've shaped it but dude every prince on that show is a crybaby and they hate their play plight. They're like, you don't know how hard it is to be a prince. You don't know how hard it is to be in your shadow. You don't know how constrained I feel by all of your rules. And I'm like, dude, it's not that hard to be a prince. Like, I've been spoiled. It was the best, dude. You rip on a wave runner, you get some fried red snapper, you tan. You're basically living the dream. All people

demand of you is to be in a good mood. And basically these princes feel so obligated, by that that like hey dude could you just be chipper because you're a prince and they're like no you can't tell me to be happy about this i i reserve the right to be cranky all right well then what did you prove dude what did you do you just made your life cranky and now you're making everyone around you cranky and guess what a lot of those people their life suck so like you kind of owe it to your constituents to have a good time because if you can't have a good time None of us can have a good time. Exactly.

And I'm like, what do you got to do? You get to fly to Uganda and dance with the people there. And like, if you're just a good sport, you get good press forever. Yeah. Like Prince Charles one day, one day decided to be a fun guy and hip hop dance with some local London urban fellas. And like, it was like his greatest moment. Dude, you could have been doing that every day. You could have been break dancing every single.

single day and you could have been trained by like two max kook like some of the greatest break dancers in history and you just forsook it and dude i think that's why entourage was such a good show because he owned he he was just banging chicks and being a prince and we're like that's awesome and then the gall of the crown to be like look how tough it is for the royals it's like dude you want to make a show about how tough it is for them making sure about how awesome it is. I don't want to see how tough it is. I want to see how awesome it is. Because it is awesome. Yeah. It's a fire take. You get the sickest outfits, dude.

Did you crush it? So we unveil whose take it is after? Yeah. You really added your own flavor to it. Okay. Sweet. Yeah. Dude, it's so good.

It's so true. I mean, dude, you live in the sickest house. You have the access to the best nutrients. All you need to do, is like not be ambitious, which is what everyone tells you to do. Like, come on, bro. And people get to pick on you like when your relationships go south. Yeah.

But you know what, dude? You got options. Yeah. There's gonna be a rebound for you, brother. You're gonna be alright, kid. Yeah. No, being a prince is legit. Being a princess, that might suck.

Because your dad's like, hey, you need to go marry this fucking dude from a culture that like, I don't know, they like to chop let his heads off. Nah, dude. still sick. Honestly, it's probably better than being a surf. There's nothing worse than being that. Like, you're fucked. You know, you're right, though.

It is worse. But compared to an average person. Oh, no, it's night. Yeah, lights out. And your childhood's going to be the best. Especially in crown period. Like, but if you're talking like, you know, Atilla the Hun times.

Yeah, I'm talking like more, not ancient medieval and all the roses. Tough game. Yeah. Dude, imagine Christmas as a prince. Oh, dude. You have a fucking. bushy tie.

Dude, imagine this year, Prince, you go, you know what? I found yesterday's Christmas to be somewhat lacking. Not to be churlish, but it was not up to my expectations. And I do want to deliver on all my commitments this month. So if it doesn't cause too big of a rift with everyone in the castle, I would like to do Christmas again tomorrow. It's amazing. And that's why they have Box Day.

They do have it. They have it. Probably why. Dude. It's huge. Where did you learn about Box Day? From Dan Lucchese. Oh, really?

Yeah, he told me about it. That's it. It's fire. Great guy. Directed our Netflix show. Dude, I think games. Which they asked us to do a second season and we said no, because we figured there was, we'd already told the story he wanted to tell.

Well, it honestly conflicted with our partying schedule. We were going to be raging too hard. We're like, no, did we can't take eight weeks to do a writer's room and then eight more weeks to shoot something. We were just partying. so hard. We want to grip it and rip it. Dude, I've been very fired up for the new GTA to come out. It's going to be so sick.

And I think it's just a healthy video game where bros can therapeutically execute in the virtual space what's going on to the deepest depths in recesses of their minds. They can steal cars, they can light, you know, fucking shoot people, fucking, you know, get hookers and all that type of shit. but I think it'd be sick

if the game did incorporate actual therapy you know like after you do that and also I think to uphold the fantasy element like therapists that are on your side you know what I mean

like it'd be sick if in GTA whatever it's coming out is it six Jake yeah dude in GTA six if like they just had a therapist a female therapist who was on your side in couples therapy, that'd be so tight. Just being like, hey, look, you know, when my wife asks me to do something, it's expected

that I do it and it gets done. But somehow, when I ask my wife to do something for me, it's sort of an attack on her being. I don't see how that's fair. And then the therapist would agree with me, did? Bro. Is that going to be in the game? I'll buy that game. Yeah, it'd be huge.

Like, dude. And then every night Yeah Your wife's like Hey do you want to finish Furious and you're like Actually I'm gonna play a little GTA She's like it's so juvenile You're like you don't know how I play

You have no idea how I play I just go to a therapy I just drive a sick old school Cadillac Along A1A Beachfront Avenue To my fucking therapist's office Maybe run over a homeless Pedestrian Maybe fuck a hooker killer

Go inside and just be like, hey man, it's tough when I come home from work. Like my wife hands me the baby right away, and I feel like I have no time for my own identity during the day. And dude, if your therapist disagrees with you, you can shoot her in the head. Yeah. Or like just rocket launcher.

Yeah. I got something on this. So, and GTA5 is still one of the biggest games played right now, and it's because of these things called role play servers. Basically, everybody in the server is an actual person who is playing a character. And, like, there is actually therapist that you go and talk to. And they, like, it's like real people coming back to you,

but they just came out with a new server called No Pixel, like a week ago. And I've kind of been, like, no-living it, because it's basically, it runs 24-7, the server does, and it's like a live-action cartoon that happens in front of your face where you can watch like 20 different perspectives, if that makes sense. Like if you know like two gangs are going to fight, you can have like both gangs up on the screen and like see what's going on, like how they're preparing.

Do you have like a person that you like to follow the most? Yeah, this kid named XQC, which people who know will probably be like, why the fuck do you watch him? But it's a, he's just like ADHD takes a bunch of Adderon, like runs around and like a gang leader and fucks people up. Super entertaining. Does he ever like, do you? from what you think his role is supposed to be?

No, not him. Because he's so, like, like, his character is just, like, insane, like, craziness that, like, will pop off the handles at any point. So, like, kind of, you don't know what to, you almost never know what to expect with him. But does he ever take it easy and just be like, you know what, I'm not going to pop off tonight?

I mean, like, he'll go to, like, a therapist. And that shit's pretty funny. Really? Yeah. He'll, like, go sitting there with, like, a therapist. So this is real. And there's a person playing the therapist and trying to do a good job.

Yeah, there's like 350 people in the server. Are these mods? Yeah, yeah. Well, it's actually this server is the first time that Rockstar collabed on it. This is getting way too inside baseball. That's interesting. Yeah, this is the first time Rockstar ever, like,

helped with this. So they put a fuck ton of mods in that, like, where as before, there was this thing called 5M, which was like a mod server that you had to, like, have coders and create yourself. So you could kind of, like, put whatever you wanted into, like the map if you know what I mean like you could make your own hotel like you could make buildings or like a restaurant like there's people who like literally work at a burger shop for like 10 hours a day and

just flip burgers really but it's so good because they're just like having improv like role play the whole time like people have to eat food in order to stay alive in the server so they come there and uh you you just instantly get an improv with somebody so there's a real person playing this game for 10 hours? There's people that pay it for like 18 hours a day and then they go to bed and then they wake up and play it again. How do they like live? Viewers. They make a shitload of money. Like these guys have like 20,000 people watching in like one stream just from ad revenue. They probably make like, I don't know, roughly 10K. Do you know who the people are that play like sort of lesser roles and would it be off-putting if it's like a 40-year-old dude who's like playing

like a, I don't know, 25 year old woman. Yeah, there is some weird shit like that. Does that happen? Yeah, yeah, there is some weird shit like that. And like, I try my best not to like judge people, but I'm kind of like, bro, this is a bit much.

But then there's also like funny characters, like 20 year olds playing like 80 year old elderly people that are like fucking trying to scam people. I don't know, it's a... And what happens if you like deviate and you like kill someone in the server? Then the cops come in. There's like 50 guys that play. cops and they come and arrest you and like there's like police chases with like real people and

then there's they have like a whole DOJ and like lawyers and like bench trials oh court and like uh it's a literally a legit city running in GTA wow does the city like negotiate the contracts for the cops and does it take up like a disproportionate amount of the municipal budget yeah there actually is like a budget and like then there's like a commissioner who decides like what that money goes to and like how many cars they have. Yeah, it is pretty nerdy. But it's not, it's not really, but I guess, and this is probably a basic question,

but I guess at what level of complexity does it just become as tedious as real life? Yeah, it is pretty much just real life, but in a video game, like it's literally, like the guys who play it 18 hours a day obviously have no life in real life, but like they make a life in the server. Like, it's insane.

Wow. GTA6 should integrate these servers into their actual game and there will be like servers you guys could play if you wanted to and be like a fucking mob boss with like 500 other people. Yeah. Wow. That's cool. It's interesting.

It's pretty nerdy, but it's a... Well, I mean, what's nerdy? Everything's nerdy. Yeah. You know, nerdy's like a level of obsession. I kind of admire it. Well, I just like it because the like improv and like the like randomness of things that happen.

And since there's so many people in one server, like so many different variables could come into play. Like two nights ago, I watched a guy like getting robbed on a beach. And then there was a rival gang who was like sitting up on the mountain like scouting them. And they had no idea. And then like they like robbed the robbers. Yeah. Sorry.

Last question. So like do people script what the day is going to be like? Or is this all improvised based off what their roles are? A little bit of both. So like you can script like a, say like you want to rob a bank. Like you can script like, hey, like at four o'clock, we're going to fucking set this shit up, you know? And do the cops know about it or you just tell your friends? No, the cops get alerted like in real life.

Like someone calls 911 and it's like, yo, the bank's fucking getting robbed. But someone has to be that person to call 911, like it has to play that role? No, like it's like local. It's like NPCs whenever they like see like a gun or something. Right. Like that makes sense. Like get an alert to the guys dudes being like, I'm going to walk around. So the game has like built in guard rails that kind of guide the conflict towards itself.

Yeah, yeah. Well, it makes people interact. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah. It's very sophisticated. Yeah, sometimes I just want It would be cool to just kind of like Disappear into GTA for

Yeah, a few weeks If it takes the stress up Hell yeah I think you got like if you actually like watched it You guys would be like holy shit like This isn't just GTA Like it's like a whole fucking show Yeah

Yeah like it's like happening in real time With 300 different people that have their own input into it Yeah it's weird Yeah I want to check that out Maybe my kids will be super into it Who knows what our kids will be into like the form. Who knows?

Yeah, it's hard to predict. Dude, I think it's like, when you're young, too, I think it's, I think it's okay to lie to people as long as the lie is motivating for yourself. Like, I was talking to this girl one time in my early, like,

I was still in college. I was a junior and I was like, yeah, I just got hired by Goldman Sachs. Like, I'm going to be making bank next year. You know, I'm going to be manager. I'm going to be managing a bunch of big contracts and accounts and all this stuff. And she was super impressed. And I was nowhere near that.

I was a philosophy major. I didn't even know what I was doing. I was just drunk. And we made out that night. And I was like, dude, I got to like hold this up in order to like continue making out with her. And hopefully, you know, round the bases. And so I started studying more. I actually, I got good grades.

I got minor in business. And I actually improved myself a ton because of that lie. So I think lies to people to motivate yourself to be better, I think that's an acceptable form of lying. I love that. It's a great thing where it's like,

I'm going to lie but live up to this lie. Yeah. I can get behind that as a protagonist. Yeah. You know, whereas like a sleazeback would just lie and then just go lie about all day long and just get away with it. Well, it's like when you've become like a beast, like ordering like a beast,

I've noticed that you've actually become more of a beast. Yeah. You are what you pretend to be. Yeah, exactly. It's made me level up. Yeah. Usually. I sleep in a squat position, a chair squat position.

God, great ankle mobility. It's amazing. Oh, yeah. It's unbelievable my Achilles can't be wrecked. I've actually increased my vertical leap. Dude. Yeah. that all started just from going up to Chipotle

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I gotta say I don't know like is AI a worse friend for my kid than like a lot of the adults I know like would I pick AI or like my ex-friend Noel who stole my car I feel like AI has a lot more

knowledge and a lot more domains and it won't hit my kid and it won't like get weird with my kid so like I get it it's probably not

the number one option but if I can't get like Bill Nye to hang out with my kid I could tell the AI to be Bill Nye with my kid You can tell your AI, you could tell Bill and I to have sex with Mr. Rogers

and make a fucking program to raise your kid. Bill Rogers. And Bill Rogers. And Bill Rogers could be the AI who's informing your kid and that kid's going to be a sensitive scientist. He'd be a really good guy. Yeah. And then it's almost like, well, guess you can have Bill Nye and Mr. Rogers raise their kids. rich people.

So why don't we just democratize this and make it where anyone can have Bill 9, Mr. Rogers, raise their kid? And they're up, you know, that's why you guys, you know, you don't refrigerate your eggs, you don't have AC, like you're just, you do things different and that's chill. But here, like, we like our eggs cold and just, you know, same with our beds. We put ice in our sodas, not lemons, and we drink out of big ice vainte coffee cups, not a little tiny espresso ones.

And not to stir the pot, but you know China's doing it too. Whoa. Of course. China has probably the most efficient AI raising all their kids, dude. Probably has, you know, Lao Tzu, all the philosophers Confucius mix into some of the dankest AI I've ever heard of. Yeah. Is it racist if I think Xi Ping's successor, Ding, has a funny name?

His name's Ding Ping? His successor's name is Ding, and then he has a last name. Does it rhyme? No. Damn. That would be objectively funny. Yeah. But just Ding by itself?

Ding is also funny. If Ding was telling me what to do, I was literally like, dude, if this Gigi Ping thing's real that he had some heart trouble over the past weekend and like maybe he's not long for the earth, I was like, China might fall off if ding

is the new guy. If he becomes ding, ding, ding, ping. Yeah, dude. He's got to change that name ASAP to something like Brock. Yeah. That'd be hilarious. Brock is a sick.

Rock is sick. That's the name for Jack to chill dudes. You know, NFL season's fully kicked off. I'm big on the NFL right now. My fantasy team's probably mid, but it's too early to tell. I haven't given up hope yet. Have you shaken the glitch boy?

No, I'm riding the glitch. Look, I didn't know what, I didn't expect the league to do anything about the glitch in real time, so I just was like, this is fucked up, it glitched. I would have been more. I should have to speak my truth.

And our boy Danny got away with murder and now was a decent squad. Although he kept, he's a balanced squad because he kept fucking Michael Pittman Jr. I don't know why you would do that. Just start from scratch, bro. But suffice to say,

I think Pat McAfee is getting away with too much these days. I think his confidence needs to get checked. He's a kicker, dude. He's a punter. He doesn't even score points as a punter. Okay, cool. He had a few big hits and he can do more than your average gel.

I'll give him that. But dude, he released a country album. Keep it in the shower, dude. We need a more elite dude to put McAfee in his place. And the only place we can find that elite dude is within the gridiron system in the locker room. Tom Brady the quarterback needs to have an offensive lineman, Mitchie Incognito

or someone just swirly McAfee and just check the confidence. I like that he's getting out there but it's gone too far. So you can't be releasing a country album, bro. No.

Stay in your lane. I mean this is flying too close to the sun. this is like I haven't listened to it and I still feel comfortable saying it's bad yeah that's very true I don't know anything about it

never tried it is not for me you know him doing this too is good because it's he just actively scrap my plans for my country album if well you should put out a country album yeah we're a friend

You got some good stories to tell. No. But, like, it's tough for, like, if Tom Brady put out a country album, the goat would be like, what are you doing? Yeah. And we're going to let a punter put out a country album and be like, this is okay? They're both kind of in similar categories, right?

Where it's, like, just doing too much. Which I understand. They're competitive guys, and they're successful. So it's, like, got to be, reinforcing where you're like, well, I got to keep pushing the rock up the hill. And, you know, it's getting a little bit into Dwayne the Rock Johnson territory. Yeah, you don't want to become a Dwayne the Rock Johnson. No.

Look, wildly successful, tons of money, comfortable life, but. Yeah, do they all reach a level of success where what the core fan base that got them to that level of success, their opinion no longer really matters to them? Yeah. It's like when a band, like I can get why people are upset when bands sell out. I always was proud of the band for making money. And then of course,

they're going to make you make a commercial hit. I get it. But it's like, I don't know if these dudes like making the commercial hits. I think one of you guys should literally, like call in the McAfee show and say, you're a punter. Yeah.

I was thinking Like do white guys get into like Hockey Jazz metal detector on the beach Because they're just trying to mask their horniness Like do they actually like those things Or is it just like Like with dudes If they had their preference

To be staring at jugs all day You know Because I think that's what most dudes want to do Is they just want to stare at a fat Fat pair of tits But you can't go home to your family And be like They're like what do you do

Over the weekend And it's like, well, I just looked at, you know, boobs just bouncing up and down. You got to say, you got to say, I did a hobby. So it's like, oh, I played hockey, played some jazz. You know, I did metal detecting. You know, I found a quarter on the beach. And I think that's, I think that's why men have hobbies. Yeah, certainly a great motivator for stand-up.

Yeah. Where you're like, oh, I get to, like, be around women in the audience, women comedians get to hang out with them and it's not weird mm-hmm yeah a yoga guy beakrum maybe he's a bad example because he's a predator right maybe guys in the like s tier list of it they're s-tier dick dealers yeah maybe maybe just like a regular guy who's like um I'm a big yoga guy now and it's like so

I'm like but dude I know what you're really doing it's just just yogaing in the back of the class. So, you know, when some ladies in front of you get on downward dog, or maybe they do the cat-cow position, you're just feasting on that back twat. Absolutely. It's because you can't, you gotta be able to converse with your family and be like, what did you do today, Gerald?

Really building a model train. You know, a Berlin Northerner, pretty incredible. It's a Gulf. It was amazing Oh, that's pretty cool I don't give a fuck about that And then that guy has plenty of time To think about Tits

And no one knows about trains Or metal detecting or jazz, really Oh so in your estimation It's not even being around Tits It's just giving yourself dedicated time to think about Tits Think about them Look at them virtually

Oh, so you're saying they actually They don't even do the hobby No, no, you don't have to even do the hobby No, no You don't have to even do it You like do dudes watch hockey The bro Is there a jazz club still?

I don't know There's tits Did you just slide your wedding ring on As you were talking? Yeah, because I took a piss And I forgot to put it on After I washed my hands And then I felt naked somehow

And I was like oh yeah That's sweet And I felt that was like the right time To be like hey Yeah That's cool Yeah, I think that's probably right. I think people do try to find hobbies

that are going to connect them to people and all the better if those people are women. And then I do think it's good to, as you get more obligations in life, it's harder to find time to just think about women or to jack off. And so you have to be kind of pretty intentional about it. Totally.

And when you are jacking off, someone's asking you, what were you doing? and what did you do all day? Oh. My was metal just sitting at the beach. I found an old watch. Cool.

Do you ever watch porn in front of your partner? Never in front of my partner. But I tell my partner about it. I did say something. I say, hey. You know, our buddy... I shouldn't say that. I would not.

One of our buddies sent us a... One of our buddies sent us a... Titty calendar and I like it And so I tell my wife Hey, I'm gonna go check on my calendar right now And she goes oh that's funny and she knows that I need my space I told my I went into my wife's room the other day like she went to bed I sit down in the living room and I I watched something that I could jack off to and then um

It was it was like for me. It was like more weird than what I normally watch and then I was like I don't want to like hide it so I went into the room and I was like babe do you want to hear what I just watched to crank and she was like sure and I told it to her and she's like I thought you watched we're doing nice do you watch it on TV monitor no I watched on my phone oh um but I think like I couldn't tell like I don't know but it was like it was cool it was cool of her where she was like very like not phased.

I love that. And I think that's important. And I think of an area where women are phased is Sidney Sweeney. I like Sidney Swinney. And as a male in contemporary society, if you like Sidney-Sweeney, it's equivalent to liking farting in a car with the heater on and rolling up all the windows. You just have to take that opinion

and just breathe it in because people aren't women aren't going to like it. Women don't like Sidney but as a man, if you... I think she's a great actress. I understand she's a sexual symbol. I don't think

she's responsible for being over-sexualized. You think she's a great actress? Yeah. You don't think she's responsible for being over-sexuals? And that's what I do when I fart. And then I roll up the windows in the heat and I breathe it into.

It's not her fault. Oh. Oh, she did an ad showing her body. And now she's the first person ever to exploit women in sports. That's never been done before. Meanwhile, Timothy Shalame, same generation, same sexual appeal, if I'm going to say, probably equivalent sex appeal on the male side. and he's doing

I think ladies maybe ladies like him as much I can't say but I'll say he's same popularity and star power sure and he does

an advertisement for a polymarket if Sidney Swinney did an advertisement for a polymarket she'd be getting P will be hating on her Timothy Shalaman does it no one talks about it

she did she did one for a gambling site though she did yeah good yeah just ripped that again and I locked the windows. Did you know what? I like Sydney Swinney too. I saw a female pocket.

She had a good point. She said that, and I don't think this is true for us at all, actually. But her theory was that men like Cindy Sweeney because it upsets their partners and they get to prove that their partner's a bad feminist for not liking Cindy Sweeney being sexual. Wow. That's 5D Chess.

I think I just got checkmated No but that's kind of what I mean dating scooter brawn's not a good move But you know love is love Well that's apparently Are we to judge Ari Emanuel Of the Emmanuel clan

Brother Rom brother Ovidio He um He wrote in his new book I guess that he told Cindy Sweeney to break up With Scooter Brunt That it was bad for the brand You know I just decided once it was 10 o'clock I'm tired as fuck

I met you all the way up but it still sounds like your wrist. Doolarius. I love that. Also, dude, I mean, you're making good points, though, bro. Oh, yeah, dude, I've been up since. I was up, like, at Jals of about one, I was about three, and I was up at six, dude.

Damn. Yeah. Oh, she's still doing the dream feed. Bro, someday she's great. Some day she wakes up. Some day she sleeps for six, seven hours. I'm like, fuck, yeah. And then I told people about that,

and she heard me, and now she's been up every fucking night. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but that's okay, dude. Sleep regression. It's normal. She's only two and a half months. She's brand new.

Yeah. We're chilling, dude. She's amazing. It's incredible. I wake up, I look down at the crib. She's smiling at me like already. It's unbelievable. She's already smiling.

It's pretty early to smile. It is. She's smiling and killing. We talk. I go, and she looks and he goes, oh. It's amazing, dude.

It's going to be you soon, dude. Yeah. After you bust a keeper, dude. There's something about parents wanting other couples to suffer. I tell everyone to have kids. They want them to do it. It's so annoying.

I do it to have. I want everyone to get married. I want everyone to have kids. But if you don't, good for you to enjoy your life. But I'm not even married. And I'm like, you got to get married to get kids. Well, you reverse engineered everything. Like, you like moved in and then, yeah.

Yeah. But you guys get on great. I got a pregnant before I had moved in. You've got a great partner. She's awesome. You guys crush it. Yeah. It worked out great.

I am, I'm like thinking about it now. I think it was probably kind of intentional because I was like, just based off my prior relationships it was really hard for me to get to that point so I was like I almost have to like Plant the seed. Yeah, I got this is a good path for this this was the path for you Yeah, and then there was this one cocksucker who listens to the pod who told me a We'd break up within five years. What? Yeah, we were talking shit on IG Fuck you, it's been over five years hasn't it? We're about to be there and I'm I got his name locked into my photos Oh nice amazing

I kind of appreciate him because it really did motivate me. I was going to say, you need someone else to be like, you'll never make it to 30, dude. Yeah. So there was days where we'd be like, I'd be like wanting to maybe argue. And then I was like, no, I can't let Sysmore 32 be right. There's just no way I can let that guy win.

Dude, you're a couple's therapy. JT that was very mature of you You know Partner was coming at you a little bit of hard of that But you really handled that well and you've shown growth there What do you think that was? I don't know I was just this fine Seismic 32

Thank you so much He's probably a nice guy Um We get a river call Hey bros I just wanted to Share a question that I've been thinking about recently. I basically, you know, kind of fucked up my shoulder, um, getting too gnarly.

And so it wasn't healing. And I went in and I got a massage and to try to fix my tweaked shoulder. And the lady started, she was an old, pretty old Asian lady. And instead of fixing my shoulder, she started putting oil on my butthole. I didn't think that was legal, but I just kind of went with it. And then when she turned me over, she was not very pretty, but I was already kind of in the zone. So she asked me if I wanted an H.J. And I said, yes. And she said, how much you're going to give me?

I said, how much do you want? and I'm not going to say how much it was, but it was more than just a regular massage. And so now that I know that that's just a thing you can turn your money into whenever you want, I've developed a little bit of an addiction. So obviously stoked that ladies are giving out exchange in exchange for money, which I didn't think happened here in the U.S., but my wallet's not always stoked. So I just really would appreciate the feedback if you think I should just like start earning a lot more money so I can get these HJs or should I cool it with the HJs so I can save more money. I guess it's a financial question.

Anyways, thanks, pros. I think you should I think you should start investing open up a Roth IRA start investing into the stock market maybe do bonds just start putting money away now

so that you can earn interest on that money in the future and then just not have to worry about wasting money on HJs. It can all just be kind of from passive income. Yep, that's a good call because while you might have to forego

as many HJs currently, if you set up that Roth IRA for aggressive yield, aggressive gains, and not view it as a retirement account, now granted you might get

penalized if you pull it out before, you know, 59 or 65. I don't know, whatever the age limit is. But if you're aggressive enough and those things hit, you could be getting jerked off five out of seven days a week without feeling it in your wallet. That's great financial advice. And I think in addition to it, there's a personal journey you need to go on here where when I was very knee-deep in webcam pornography. I became almost like diluted in my addiction.

I thought I was different. I thought the women thought I was different from the other guys who jacked off to them. And I went out with one of the girls. I convinced her to meet me at the Starbucks in Marina Del Rey. And she asked me, she's like, why did you ask me out? And I said, because I want to date you. She said, well, you can watch me masturbate for $500. And in that moment, I realized she wasn't into me.

And I still tried to make conversation so it wasn't awkward. And she's like, hey, man, we can just call it? And I said, okay, can I pay you? Because my therapist said I had to pay you. And she said, no, don't pay me. And I think if you really concentrate on that fact that this woman doesn't really want to be giving you an H.J, you might not want that H.J as much. It's a very strong, strong point. I think you bring up a good point.

Yeah, maybe take this older masseuse to lunch. Just see how it goes. I think he should. Speaking of investment in retirement accounts, it might be the benevolent move to double down on how much you're paying for these HJs and really feel it financially. invest in her retirement.

Open a Roth IRA at Schwab for her. Yeah. You know, and it reminds, Schwab rhymes with knob. She's going to doodle your knob, and you're going to invest in her Schwab. I think that's a good move.

It's why she wants to give H.Js into her, you know, twilight ears. I think, too, you could even do, like, this smoke a whole pack in one day thing. Yeah.

Or it's like just, be like book a massage be like hey i'm going to book you for 12 hours she said what are we going to do and she's like you're going to stroke my rod for 12 hours i guarantee by hour 12 you're never going to want an hj again yeah you're just going to have a raw red nub of a weiner yeah all right guys that's the podcast for tonight we'll see you guys next week