Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 461 - STRIDER WILSON joins THE TAKE EXCHANGE v2

Episode Date: October 14, 2026

Strider Wilson is back and so is THE TAKE EXCHANGE! The bros each come prepared with ridiculous takes to sneak into the conversation, and things get out of hand pretty quickly. We get into why public b*ners deserve more respect, Matthew McConaughey's legendary career, JT getting permission from his wife to take another woman to a concert, Strider's beef with cyclists, and Shane Gillis on SNL. We also get into why roller coasters should be dangerous and Floyd Mayweather's next business venture. IF YOU ENJOYED THIS EP LEAVE A COMMENT OR LIKE! #goingdeepwithchadandjt #chadandjt We are live streaming a fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeepGrab some dank merch here: https://appreeshapparel.com/Come see us on Tour! Get your tix - https://www.chadandjt.comTEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice)Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/Thanks to our Sponsors:CASHAPP: Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/qc8ninke #CashAppPodCash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake RohretSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's received the change? Stokers, we're coming to you live from downtown L.A. The most popular podcast in the SoCal region. Here with my compadre, Jean-Thomas. What up? Boom, clap, Stokers. And we're here with the Titan of T-darting. What up, Stoker.

Strider Wilson. Dude, have you darted lately? Dude, I was actually going to talk to you about this. You know, since my dad. dank-ass wife gave birth to our dank-ass daughter. Boning has been far and few between, which is chill. I love cranking. I can keep myself busy.

And, you know, the body has to recover. It's like a workout. Pregnancy is like, probably like kind of like doing a MRF, I bet. You know? But at the end of MRF, instead of getting euphoria, you get a kid. Probably what pregnancy birth is like. So, suffice to say in the postpartum period or the fourth trimester, if you will, I've been boning less and cranking more. But my rig is ready to bone.

And dude, you know how you say the body, listen to your body? Did I've been getting NRBs nonstop? Non-stop. Dude, that's super healthy. Thank you. And what I'm trying to say is society has ingrained in men that you shouldn't stand up if you're rocking wood. I think you should stand up.

I think boners in public should get just as much respect as like, you know, a nosebleed. Oh, hey, dude, do you need a tissue for that? Oh damn dude you got a little something going on oh you got a little you got a boner going on Yeah you're chilling I shouldn't be ashamed of that Mm-hmm I should be proud of that as a bro who's almost pushing 40 hasn't boned in a while And my body gist me with a fucking woody people need to know And to ask you things like why don't you flip it into the waistband

why don't you you know why don't you wear thicker underwear why don't you wear um under armor

you know lycra whatever the fuck yeah like what football players wear or some shit yeah why don't you wear a cup

it's like why are you shaming sexual function you know my Sheila G guy Ken he's like dude you pop enough

shela G you're gonna be popping NRBs nonstop and I'm like well where you come from Ken what's the thought on NRBs?

He's like, if you're a Shiliji guy, you're taking ooze from the Himalayan mountains, you rock that wood. That's the thing, bros, is people are assuming, oh, hey, you've got a boner right now on the bank. You're a pervert. You're looking at the teller.

You're thinking, oh, that's a nice lady. Might be, you know, what's going on with that? Yeah. No, I'm not thinking that. I'm thinking about, oh, man, I'm probably overdrafting. And right now my body gifts me with wood.

Yeah. So I should be able to drop trow right there in the line for the ATM. Check this puppy out. Dude, yeah. And I think like, you know, it's probably like the, one of the worst times possible

to present this to the general pub. But I'm kind of like, you know, free the wood. Couldn't agree more, dude. I think, yeah. that's probably a good call dude like I don't want to politicize this I don't want to politicize boners but like a woman breastfeeding in public you know how they have the hell they have those stations in the airport excellent for cranking by the way no you don't need to go into a station

to breastfeed I mean it's cool if they have it if ladies want to do that free the nip free the frickin mushroom tip yeah dude Dude, this Raskolnikov guy got no pussy. Oh, do you reading crime and punishment? Dude, I'm like 50 pages in and no ass. And like pretty primo ops and just bungles it. Wow. Is he not getting pussy because is it akin to the situation I'm in

because his wife had a baby or is he just like kind of like his own worst enemy like overthinking it fucking just thinking about like. 100% in his dumb. and not making moves. So that was his punishment? What was his crime? Dude, honestly, that's a fire question.

It's like all punishment and no crime so far. Did he not, did he like do an outfit change and didn't consult the boys? Was he like him going to be a beanie guy all fucking four seasons? I noticed he said he was wearing rags. And he's Russian, so he's white?

So no flies on? Don't do it. Hate to say a bro doesn't deserve pus, but I know Woody's either. What up? What happened? You know these

CEOs, they like, they'll eat their burgers like McDonald's CEO. He's like, I don't know, eat the burger. You know, they'll sample their product live on TV. I think we should have more CEOs doing that.

I think we should have the Trojan guy slipping on a magnum or regular, no shame. Cooler if it was a huge dick, though. Dude, we should make fast times and make that McConaughey's line. Yeah, be cooler if your dick was huge. You like that kid? Mitch gets in the car. Do your Mitch, dude. Hey, hey guys.

Cooler if you had a huge dick. Wait. Ask him how big is dick. How big is you... Hey man. How big is your dick? Regular for a freshman, I guess. Be cooler if you had a huge dick.

Yeah, dude, speaking of which, McConae, best actor since 1990. Whoa. Hands down. Best actor since 1990. Dominated the rom-com era. I mean, how to lose a guy in 10 days? Timeless, timeless classic.

he did some dramas in there you know that the bull boyer one um fire lincoln lawyer yeah he did the one where he shaved his head I wish I knew all of this movie so I could really make a ring a fire right he did ring a fire um he did friggin um the wedding planner

he and then dude we had the mccana ha mccanaissance of course um freaking true detective um I should have researched his name No, that's all right, dude. I like you winging it, dude. I'm just fully wing it.

Guys, so we're just quick, too. We're doing the one where we gave each other bits to do. So I asked Chad to say that Matthew McConaughey was the best actor since 1990. And then also Chad's bit was about how boners should be rewarded in public, not shamed, which really resonated with me. So you slipped that in seamlessly. Thank you. Matthew McConaughey, best actor of the 1990s.

I mean, starting with days. and confused. He just starts off iconic. That's what he does. That line, he's still used in it to this day. This guy, he started off with a bang. And you could say, yeah, he didn't do the most quality movies, you know, maybe the late 90s, 2000s, you know, he had his rom-com days.

I thought Sahara was actually fantastic. He had a great tan in that. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, I think is a timeless classic. Ed TV. You know, to get kind of forgotten because of the Truman show? Ahead of its time. Head of its time. Oh, a time to kill.

I liked a time to kill. I thought that was great. And then, you know, U-571, I like U-571. But then, and Surfer, dude, you know, Tropic Thunder, one of my favorite movies. Tropic Thunder was 2008. Okay, well, we got to stay in the 90s, though. No, best actor since 1990. Okay, far.

Then that's legit. Yeah, he's amazing in that. Is the agent brings him TiVo? Yeah, and then the McConnell, then the McConaissance. You know, you got Dallas Byers Club, you got Wolf of Wall Street, Interstellar, true detective. Mud. Mud.

I mean, the guy is just an absolute dynamo, and now he is an absolute philosopher king. So. What's the Super Dark movie he did? Killer Joe. Killer Joe. great performance rain of fire we need to mention Bernie that really good

Link later movie Yes Oh Magic Mike How could I forget that He's incredible in that Has Dallas Lincoln Lawyers fun He's just got great energy man

In Dazen confused He's so good as Wooderson dude The way he enters like The Bolorama or whatever the fuck And he's like pointing at a dude He's like not on camera Like you really believe

He's seeing everything Yeah It's the best I did see him having dinner with his wife one time at a bar, and they got their food, and he was eating like a big, it looked like a kind of, it's a salad with blue cheese. Or like a cob.

He was eating a cob. Thank you. He was eating a cob and his wife got fries in a burger, and he's eating his cob, and he looks at him, he goes, you know I'm going to have some of those fries, right? Did you say that? The best.

The best. I was so fired up. It was one of the coolest things they ever seen. He's just the best, dude. Green lights, bro? Oh, green lights is sick. Such a good book. I agree with you, dude.

I think he's the best. I love him to death. Like Strider, he nailed it, bro. His energy is just so pure. He said his favorite movie is to make was mud. Really? Mm-hmm.

Why? I don't know. It was on Instagram, then I kept scrolling. That was, guys, that bit was brought to you by JT. Yep. But I don't disagree. I love the McCann. Maconnesant.

Dude, I like when he won his Oscar. When he wants his Oscar, he just goes, when he wants Oscar, he just goes. Exactly, bro. He looks up to God. Enjoyed it. He took the moment in. Yeah, he took the moment in. He had a great speech.

He did, he did. I mean, Interstellar. Bro. I can't believe he didn't mention interstellar first. Yeah, I mean, interstellar, dude, when he's watching his kids age on screen, just... Every dad kind of does that. They just don't do it in outer space.

Like, you take videos of your kids and shit, and then you know you're going to watch it when you're older. You're going to be like... We have so many now, too. There's, dude, there's so many. There's not enough, though. Dude, I'll, like, go scroll through my daughter's shit, and I'm like, I got to take more videos.

I see the pictures. I'm like, I'm taking videos. It's the best. It's not even interesting. It's for no one else, but just me. The time capsule of it is insane, too. Bro. I'll watch old videos like when, like when she was pregnant and just...

Yeah, same. I'll see that, and I'll be like, what the fuck? You can't even believe it. Dude, my daughter freaked this shit out of me. I almost took her to the ER the other day. What happened? Nothing. She was just crying loud.

We did that a couple times. Bro, she reached a new gear. There was a new gear of cry that I was like, I have never seen this. Can you call them? Do the pediatricians have a hotline? where they get back to you I should I should save that number don't have it saved because they'll call you back like within an hour or two and most of the time they'll

and you can call a Tom Tom Hall will help out a little bit too all the way he's the man I called my wife and mom and they're both just like Aaron calls Tom Hall about really yeah that's the best Aaron Brungart mm-hmm really yeah so I think he's helping like dude Aaron happy B day by the way belated he has birthday it was awesome you went I went with Marisi um so I was supposed to go I was gonna go to see somber on Saturday night Oh, sick. I was so fart up, but love his music.

I've talked about him on the pod before. But my wife didn't want to go. She doesn't really like concert. She says they're smelly. And she gets kind of overwhelmed by people. And it's gotten more, she's more sensitive to it since we had the kids. Like, I think she doesn't like being in a huge crowd and feeling she can't get back to the kids if she has to. She's great mom.

But I was kind of frustrated because we were also supposed to go to Oasis last year. And then she was too like she couldn't do. it. You can't mess out of aises. I know and I'm like, I really like going to concerts and normally I go solo, but there's some concerts that I think are better with another person. And for Somba, I really wanted to go with someone else because I went to Billy Eilish and I kind of stuck out because I was like the oldest guy there.

Right. And it was mostly like teen girls. And at one point Billy's like, scream if you feel like you're not beautiful and you, you deserve to feel beautiful. And I was like, yeah. And everyone in my section looked at me and I was like, oh my God. And then so... Did you wear a football jersey?

Yeah. And I was freaking hands. hammered too. But so I was like, babe, I want you to go. She's like, I'm not going. And then she's like, I will go, but I'm not going to be like excited about it. She was giving me like sass. And I was like, you know what, dude? No. Because like, even if we do go, it's going to take us two hours to get out of the form and find an Uber and like, you're going to get mad at me and then I'm going to be mad that you're mad. And I'm like, I could see where we were headed. I was like, I'm not doing it. And I was kind of mad. I was like, so you know what I'm going to do? I'm

bring another chick, which is so stupid, right? But my wife. called me on it and she's like you can bring another girl and I'm like no way this is a test and she's like no you can bring another girl and I'm like the only girls I like know are like people I've slept with and like back in the day and then she was like you can bring someone you slept with this is unbelievable and I was like I was like are you serious and I was like because I wouldn't be okay with her doing that and in our dynamic I realized I'm like a little more jealous and hypervigilant of her when she's out of the house and then when we're in the house she's more hypervigilant about me like she's like why aren't you doing that and that's

kind of the exchange that plays and then I was like I don't want to do that because this feels like a trap like I'm gonna do it and have fun and then you're gonna end up like you know wanting to do something similar and I won't be cool with it she's like I don't want to do that she's like I just want you to be happy and I want you to have fun you deserve it and I don't want you to be mad at me that you didn't have fun I'm like all right it's on so I had a girl in mind that I dated a little bit like years ago. We're cool. No tension there. I'm like, she's fun. She likes concerts. I'm like, she'll be perfect. So I work up the courage, call her up. She's like, hey, what's up?

I'm like, hey, I want to go to summer. My wife said I could bring someone. Do you want to go? And she's like, you know what I would, but I'm in New York. I can't make it. So I'm like, Oh, that's a win. But maybe she's lying. Who knows? It sounded like L.A. in the background. She says no. Dude, I don't know who else to call. My wife starts taunting me. And she's like, you're not going to be able to get a date. And I'm like, yes, I will. And she's like, I don't think you're going to pull it off. And I was like, don't challenge me.

So this is like, this is great. This is Thursday night. So only have like two days. So then Friday morning, I call this girl. She hits me back. I call her up. I'm like, hey, what's up? And she's really funny.

She's cool. And she would have been fun to go to the concert with. And I was like, hey, so like, I got tickets to somber. And I really want to go. And you were always fun to hang out with. And, you know, it's totally. cool. My wife's, she gave me the green light. And then I was like, and my wife's even saying, I can't even get anyone to go with me. So, you know, my ass is really in the jackpot right now.

And she goes, I think your wife's right. You're going to have to go solo to this one. It was a good lady. So now I'm 0 for two. I just don't know that many chicks are like, I don't know. It's hard to find someone who's the right mix to go to the concert too. Then I text a girl I went to college with. She lives in Spain now. Hilarious. So then I get to the last one. Number four, I text this girl I saw for like a couple weeks during COVID. I know she's super into music.

We had a couple rough bumps in that stretch, but we always had nice exchanges afterwards. I'm like, she'd probably like it. I text her, I go, hey, do you want to go to Somba on Saturday night? And she writes back, who is this? And then I wrote back, is that a no? Amazing. No response could not. After that, I was like, there's no one to ask.

I felt like such a weirdo at this point. And I was like, I'm done. And so, yeah, I ended up going to Aaron Brungard's birthday on Saturday, which was awesome. And I went with Marisi and we had a great time. Let's go. I heard he, like, had a whole band set up. Dude, it was sick. So, like, it was a karaoke party.

but they were all playing backing instruments like Aaron and Bertolina played bass and they had some other talented friends who could play like one guy who was like a violinist and then one guy who could do like piano and Aaron was doing drums and guitar and Aaron curated the set list

it was like 21 songs so they all practiced their songs beforehand and then people jumped in and sang and like Aaron's wife had a great voice and a couple people were really good singers pardon me It was super fun. That's awesome, dude.

He's the man. It was great. Me and Joe, I didn't give Joe a ride, so we had to leave a little bit earlier because he had to set at the store, but they closed it out with Purple Rain. But dude, some of the songs, they did Goo Goo Dolls, they did the cars.

They did Pearl Jam. It was awesome, man. Fires. And Aaron was, like, fired up. He's the man. Yeah, it was great. Aaron's a great, dude. The man.

Dude, good for your wife, bro. She fucking, that's amazing. She was very confident about it. She's like, I don't think you're going to like hug up with anyone. She's like, I have total faith in you. I want you to go have fun. And honestly, I just hope you get a date. That is amazing, dude.

That is so gold, dude. Every time I struck out, I told her. It is funny, too, because when you're a guy, like, because when she said no to going to somber, I was like, dude, like, not actively, but in the back of my head, I'm like, there's so many people who would want to go to this. concert if I was single. And I found out there really isn't. Yeah.

There's actually not many people who want to go see some. Even if you were single and you're like, dude, and you know, you're a great guy and a fun hang, but it's like, dude, you just want to like go be around me and listen to music together? Like, like, I guess, you know what it is? All these people. I get it. And all these people I messaged when we knew each other, it was like seven years ago. So we were all in our mid-20s.

That's when you're down. Yeah, now they're like all in the They're 30s They got appointments tomorrow Yeah, and they're like dude I've been on dates to concerts before You're not blowing my mind I'm like somber GA at the forum

So GA also means we're standing the whole time Is this GA? What does that mean? It's fucking dude It's good ass It's a good ass time Let's go I'll buy you a popcorn

Yeah, dude The one girl I talked to on the phone It was really funny She was like yeah I just Don't want to do that And I think you should go alone That's so funny Yeah, yeah.

She was being supportive. She was being playful about it. Yeah, yeah. She's funny. Every woman in this narrative supported your journey, dude. They were all hilarious.

They all burned me. The girl in Spain said she would have been down. But you know what, bro? She's in Spain. Yeah. And then I also kind of wanted to bring her because she's very anti-Zionist. And the scuttle butt is that

somber's a Zionist. So I thought that tension would have been interesting. Yeah. And you know what's funny, when there was no, when the cupboard was dry there, O for four, not going to the Hall of Fame, probably getting sent down to the minors. I, then I wanted to invite a guy, but I only wanted to invite a guy if we had conflict and we could resolve it at the show.

Ooh. Yeah. So then I considered inviting Willie D. But I was like, wow. That would have been. That would have been. I know, but he was too late. He's a musical guy, too.

He would like that. I saw Liam. He would like that. I saw Liam. And I was like, dude, I thought about inviting Willie. He goes, Willie loves songs. number. I was like, I missed it. Bro, that would have been electric.

But that's when I realized I just wanted tension at the show too. Ah. And if it couldn't be like a girl, then I was like, oh, I wanted to be a guy that I've like squabbled with a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Cause that's also exciting. Wow, Willie D. Maybe me and Willie D will find another concert to go to. Dude, I mean, um, you guys should do like Backstreet Boys at The Sphere or something. That would be sick. Bro, that'd be electric.

I've been to the Sphere with Willie D. It was a good time. It's a good time. Sounds awesome. It's great you found someone to go with you. Dude, they invited me. They found me. Maybe they needed to fill something. You're a cool guy.

They need to fill some. Do you feel like you were filling a void? Was there a void that needed to be filled? What was that? No, I like going out. I like being social. You know, we went out a couple weeks ago. You know how I'm.

That was fun, dude. I'm just very social. Dude, that was a great time. That was so fun. And then, but, but you know, like, we ripped tequila shots. For scenarios. Like, if it was Tom Petty,

I'd go with rest and peace. I go with you guys. You know what I mean? But for somber, I was like, that's true. I kind of, it's got to fit the vibe a little bit. That's a good point. And like I went to OAR by myself.

I went to Goose with like by myself but also with like the agent. Like those ones felt right. I was like I'm in the demo. It feels like a dude goes alone show. But somber I was really, but then. Sorry, I've been talking about this forever. The lady at the front desk in my kids daycare. I was like, what did you do this weekend?

And she's like a mom. And she's like, oh, I went to a concert. like what concert did you see she was like somber i was like i couldn't get anyone to go with me and i was where'd be the oldest person there she was like it was people of all ages wow i should have gone so dude yeah you should ask some moms from your kids classes you missed out on a whole you know the yellow pages of women my we did have some like uh couples dates this weekend yeah and my wife was flexing about how she let me do that and then i had to tell me the part about completely bombing.

You should find another concert and now go back. To be one on those dates with. I think I'm done for a while. Maybe in a year. Yeah. I'll try again. Reach the point in like, maybe in a week I'll try again.

Hey, do you want to go see Peggy Goo in Indio? Yeah, then find out how far would I have to go to actually get a yes from someone? Yeah. Like who's the coolest group in the world right now? I got Taylor Swift front row Madison Square Garden. Oh, yeah. Oh, for six. It's like people just really don't want to go to.

You're going to sign up for a 90-day fiancee, dude, to get a lady to go there. But maybe my wife would go with me to Taylor Swift if we had... Oh, bro, Madison Square. I don't know. I would go with you. But she didn't want to do Oasis. She didn't want to do L-A-R.

She didn't want to do OASIS. She didn't want to do SOMB. Is she a music fan? She loves music. Yeah, she loves OAS. She loves OASIS more than I do. Is she a T-Swift fan? I'm probably a bigger T-Swift fan.

She likes T Swift for sure. Interesting. I would love to see T. Swift. Yeah, I'd be done to CT. I think I could go to the right show, but it's got to be a, I got to set it up right. Dude, it's honestly just getting in and out of the venue, I think. Bro, it's a heavy lift, man. I'm almost like, I don't want to be like old about it, but I'm like, I'm almost out on concerts.

Like, you got to like almost pay me to go, dude. Dude, what if you get a Waymo in? I mean, getting out is tough. Bro. Do you Waymo in? No. No. Air drop.

Parachute, you wham-o in, you wamo in, maybe a limo-wamo, and you get escorted. I just got to piss the whole time. The whole time I'm holding a piss. The Greek's not that bad to get out of.

Greek is amazing. It always I could walk to the Greek. The bull's tough, and then any of, like, crypto or forum or brutal. Nightmare. But the Greek is actually kind of easy-peasy. You just got to walk down that hill

and get to, like, Vermont. And it's beautiful up with the Greek. And the Greek has a lot of, like a noise ordinance so you know you're out at a good time. Yes, that's the other thing. It's fire. You're a Greek guy now. Big time, dude. Dude, you'll still do a concert. I don't like the

roads are clogged. I mean, you did Coachella. Yeah, that was, I mean, if I'm honest, I think Coachella was kind of a bus this year. But, oh, dude, but you love Bieber. I love Bebber. I love Bebbs. I love Bebs. But, um, yeah, Coachella was like, it was that thing of like two hours to drive in. We were 15 minutes away.

When the logistics outweigh the good time I'm having, I can't do it. Remember when we first got fans and they thought we partied? I know. And that was when I wasn't drinking at all. And they're like, come. Like, we'll do a Red Bull party. We'll do, you know. I'm like, fuck, man.

This is going to be tough. Because I'm going to be sober and like, everyone's going to be like, are you raging? I'm like, fuck. Yeah, dude. Just standing there, you know, just like. But yeah, I'm down for concerts. I'm done for, I mean, Oasis is back,

but I don't know if they're coming back to L.A. that was fun that was that was great it was really cool to do with my brother too right before I moved so that that it all worked out right and I was glad to go to errands was awesome that was a good brother's concert it was fire that's fire it was fire it was fire yeah dude all this travel dude driving around the roads being all busy I can't take it we were just in Dallas right yeah dude it was too busy at the cotton bowl people are in my way but no one's more in the way than cyclists. One of these guys going to learn.

Get out of the road. You know what I do when I see a cyclist, dude? What? Immediate beast mode. I speed up ahead of them. I pull into the bike lane, illegal maneuver. Park my car, throw on the hazards.

I drive a lifted F-250. You ever seen Braveheart? You know one of those long ass spears they make? Yeah. You know, when Steve in the dude from my house, like someone I've been longer than others. Maybe Brandon Gleason says that line, I can't quite remember.

But in any case, I keep a long-ass stick in my fucking truck bed. I lower one knee. I wait for the cyclist to get close, and then I raise the stick, and I dismount them immediate teaback. I can't handle these guys on the road, dude. So when you like hear people saying that they want LA to become like a multimodal city

I'm out If I see anyone taking a mode of transportation that's in my way They're my enemy dude and they're risking getting teabagged Dude I saw these new Amazon drivers that are on like those bikes They look like What are those taxis called? We had a I called that one guy one time What are those taxes? Petty cab.

They're like petty calves for Amazon. Hey, I freaking shot one of them. Good. Wow. Good. Like, uh, lethal? Yeah. Nice.

Wow. I'm glad you got away with that. Probably sped things up for the rest of society. Yeah, man, I'm sick of these fucking dudes riding around, delivering shit, getting in my way, dude, when I'm trying to just crush Rogan and get to where I need to get to. too. Pisses me off. So, yeah, dude, and especially the weekends

are the worst, dude. When the roads are supposed to be cleared, fucking people aren't working, you know? And then you get a bunch of dudes, a bunch of cyclist guys. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. And wearing their outfits

like they're on the tour to France. And all they do, dude, they just cycle from coffee shop to coffee shop and Chipotle. clogging up my lines getting in the way yeah dude if if I see a bunch of cyclists and they're parking for like a little bit of a taking a tea and just hit their friggin' bikes like a bunch of bowling pins 100% and then they're like what the hell what are you doing there's mangena yeah I just show them at mangena it's a great move yeah did it like a lot of cyclists like to

cycle by the shore the strength mountains, mountain roads. I'll drive those roads on purpose. I've got no destination. I just have a mission. And you're going to want to be in my way? I'm going to be more in your way.

And I get in their way. Then they get all mad. They come out. I get them to get off their bike as soon as they've gotten off their bike. Win. Get in my car, reverse over their bike. Destroyed.

Drive on. Fucking just crank nine-inch nails and cruise to the next cyclist. So good. Did Chad give you that one? That was a Chad bit, yeah. Nice. Dude, I was actually, I was driving the day, and there was a cyclist.

He's in the road on Overland. Yeah. He's in the road, he's pedaling. He wasn't even pedaling that hard. Not the road to do it. What are you doing? Get a stationary bike, you bitch. Yeah.

Give him a little love tap. If you're going to act like a car, I'm going to treat you like a car. Exactly. Honk at him. It's like when a girl wants to wrestle on a high school wrestling team typically a boy sport

you got to go full throttle it can't be nice because if you lose you're a pussy that's the thing I was in water polo one time in high school the one chick on her team

I got squared up against her they're like you take her and I was like I want to be and I didn't use that I didn't have that code yet of like if you're in a contact sport treat chicks like dudes she dominated me

I still have nightmares to this day chicks will get you with that I'm still in therapy for it and then she gets out of the pool and had her bush coming out of her swimsuit dominated me so hard and she has more pubs than me because I was young I was like 14

I was like dude you dominated me and you have pubs like 14 you should have Pupes, man. Wait, you guys had pubes at 14? No, dude.

No, no, I was with you, dude. Oh, thanks, man, yeah. I didn't have pubs ever. I don't remember when I had pubs. I've heard from other people that people have pubs at 14. Right, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Some of my buddies in junior high were saying that.

For sure. Pretty sure I had a pub, then I pissed out of it. He burned yourself. Dude, a lot of dudes aren't out there aware that you can control the narrative, especially like you have to control the narrative when you got a little cock, little penis, about it sex, you got to really just get ahead of stuff. So dudes can't zing you otherwise you're going to be up at night. You get no sleep.

And yeah, I like that like because like we all have that impulse to bully, but it's just as funny to bully yourself. It's the best. And be like, is that a dick or is that your puber or is that your dick? And then got you bitch. It's also practice bullying. I do that in front of people sometimes. It's a good move.

I'll dominate myself and then talk shit to myself afterwards. A lot of dudes do that while lifting. A bitch, fucking pussy, dude, everyone hates you. I get a few more reps out of that. I had a waiter do that Cheesecake Factory. While serving you? Yeah. You called you a bitch?

He was talking shit to himself. Oh, wow. I thought that happened a few times. Cheesecake Factory. A lot of chain eateries that happens, yardhouse, applebee. sweet corn tamales he's like I'm fucking pussy no dick bitch come on come on

I had a waiter come up dude I was at Applebee's he's like okay dude you got the country fried chicken I was for breakfast you got the country fried steak did you want the eggs over medium I can't remember shit fucking dumb ass I was like I actually said over easy he goes fucking that was so easy I'm stupid stupid bitch norm my dad doesn't talk to me

and he got the order right after that so it was effective yeah performing he's watching the save and doc you is the Sabin time too much for them to be running one 10s in? I didn't play football. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, I was terrible at it.

We just did six minute drill for conditioning. Our team was so bad we couldn't do like, like that's level. But I don't know. It sounds tough. Sounds brutal. Joe posted it and was like, this is crazy. Yeah, I believe him. He's a football player.

He's like, this is nuts. I'm like, I don't know. Yeah. I think that is crazy, though. were you going to say Jake? I also have a beef with cyclists. This is kind of going back at about 10 minutes at this point. 10 flies.

Yeah, so recently, I live downtown, as you guys know, and I order Uber Eats a lot and Postmates, right? Yeah. And like, that's a majority of my meals. And at this point, I know how long it should take. Like, I know, you know, like when someone's not doing their job. But recently, I don't know if it's Uber Eats or Postmates. whichever one, I think they're combined now,

they started paying people more if they're on a bicycle. Like incentivizing people to take bicycles, right? Which is terrible for the customer. Like my food is cold fucking every time I get a bicycle. It just instantly like ruins my mood when I'm like, oh, this fucking guys on a bicycle. Especially when you keep getting the seafood tower from Astros. I mean, that or even just like a simple fucking Wendy's burger,

you know, it's ass by the time it gets here if it's on a bicycle. going through the wind. Like, bro, I don't know why you'd incentivize people that are delivering food to do it in the fucking open air, you know? Like, dude, fucking optics, dude. That's a problem. They're woke, take a bicycle or what?

For sure, dude. Because they're all into, like, emissions. It's like, bro, get your freaking head on straight. It's the cattle industry, that's the ish. Dude, I want a fucking fully loaded baked potato. I want now. Dude. But for real,

have you post-made it? Do you have more on this? I'm sorry, I don't want to stop you. Okay. No. Dude, does that piss you off

when you order a fully loaded baked potato and it comes itemized? Bro. You're gonna make me fucking build it? And you're getting short shift on all the Acreachia Mall. It's fucking bullshit, dude.

It's called a loaded baked potato. It should be like a gun. Loaded for it. Yeah. Ready to eat. It should come out. Loaded. And then I'm sitting there and I'm like drizzling bacon bits.

I could have just, I should just make the bacon at home. No, dude. That tastes time and shit. For sure. But if it's an oven deal, the cleanup's minimal and like I can be passive with it. That's a good call. And you can save that grease for later for like another dank recipe or something. For sure.

Yeah. Fire. Bro, be careful. sound like you're into sustainability all of a sudden. Wait, what? No, no, dude. I'm in for freaking just optimability, dude. For sure.

Okay, just check it. Do you go one? Oh, I mean, I was, speaking of which, Shane Gillis was super misogynistic. I was not, I was watching it. I was like, I was like, dude,

during the Cornell 7 era, bro? You can call bitch's horse on? bro that's a fire take by you chan i appreciate you taking a stand dog yeah thanks dude you gave me you gave me that take and i'm like hell yeah dude that was exactly what's on my mind dude well you know what's crazy about that is you kind of sound super algorithm pill to me oh dude did you think those thoughts on your own or did you know actually i tell you that opinion no actually here's the thing i was watching the S-L-S-No monologue and he's doing his set and I was like oh yeah yeah good bit I'm sure yeah I was I was loving it I was like Gillis yeah I was like this is Pete Gillis

right here and then like I went on X and and you know Eugene Levy's kid and all these people are like no this ain't it and I'm like that ain't it yeah that ain't it I knew that's what happened to you and I even put up a tweet and I just said that ain't it you said that ain't it Yeah, bro. I got retweeted by the view. I saw that. Piss me off. Because I knew, dude.

I knew when Gillis was like, when he fucking hit that sick-ass punchline of talking about the booty shorts when it comes together by the bowhole. That was funny as fuck. So I knew, I was almost going to text you. Did you see that? And then I saw what you tweeted

and I couldn't believe it. I knew. that you got alga piled. Totally, dude. Everyone's getting algal pilled these days. You don't even know it. Telling us to hate on Gillis. It's bullshit, dude.

You don't realize, because I'm a huge dog, you know, I'm a huge fan. The thing is, dude, Gillis is Frodo, and he went into Mordor, which is SNL. And he was bearing the ring, which is his true comedic perspective. It's just truth.

It's just truth, which he's spewing. And Rogan was like, Gandalf letting him guide the way. For sure. And then, you know, Theo Vaughn was like freaking Boromere. You know, maybe he got a little greedy, but he got murked. It was sad. Down by the river, I forget the name of that river.

They have similar hair. Yeah, exactly. That's why I went with that. That's fine. Sean Bean looking. And Shane just spewed truth and was just talking about trying to better himself. I thought it was a beautiful display of self-deprecation, not a display of misogyny, if you ask me.

So. I went to the comedy store recently, and there was a lot of dudes kind of talking about, you know, chick shorts and like ass. Well, for real? Yeah, I think like. You're telling me there was a lot of stand-up comics talking about sexual frustration and how they stare at chicks at gyms. That's crazy because I was actually working on a bit on it too. So that that sucks because I might have to just like change a couple words.

Fuck. But I'll keep it. Dude, what pissed me off most, dude, here's the thing. internet didn't give me a chance to share my real opinion because that set pissed me off because that was exactly the territory I was mining for fucking comedic golden every time I go to the gym I'm just fucking just staring at bitches you know what I mean I got I got my phone out

bro be for real though dude I know you are staring at the fucking gym dude I know you, dude. I've known you since we were kids. You've been at Coosound from the jump, dude. You got those eyes, bro. Straight wolf. No doubt, dude.

That's what a beast does. He goes in the gym and I go, I go, I'm checking your form. And then the girl's like, I'm getting in my car. And I'm like, yeah, just making sure you're doing all right. Dude, you know what I noticed too, and this is on some just kink shit, is that sometimes, like when I see how I check him, like, oh, fuck, yeah. But if I see a hot dude, I'll be like, oh, fuck, yeah. I'm like, I'll find myself on TikTok. And when I see a hot chick, I'm like, yeah, for sure.

Dude, it's ripped. It's like Austin Butler's. I'm like, it's so fucking sick, dude. Oh, dude, awesome, Beller, Miami Vice? He's so sick, right? I almost sent that to you, yeah. It's so sick. I mean, I saw Austin Boller Miami Vice.

That got me way harder than, like, anything else. I know, because it's cool. It's, I guess. It's cool. Yeah. We shared we shared Bejel Tutton's fucking bison. today, dude. And he's sick.

Dude, I saw a photo of like Brad Pitt. I mean, look at that. Tom Creasing, Keanu from the 90s, and I woke my wife up to show it to her. Yeah, dude. I mean, look at that. That's so good, dude. Look at that.

That's a statue, dude. That's a fucking statue. I do want to take credit for something real quick before we move on. Because I set you up a little bit where I wanted you to do the Shane's a misogynist bit. Yeah. And then I told Strider. Yeah.

Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. So I gave you guys. Oh, wow. I gave you guys conflicting tape. I think it's almost the funest part of the podcast. I mean, I didn't realize,

oh wow, that's smart. Yeah, I peeled him, dude. Yeah. Wow, you Algo-Branded us both. Yeah.

It was genius, though. Dude, that was fire. You can see my little, uh, happy to be deceptive face. Wow.

I was like, oh, man, you algobrained me, dude. Do you play 5D chess on this like, you know, fucking format? Stratiac,

can we try something where I'm a chick lifting weights and you just comment on my. Yeah, of course. Brother, I've had plenty of

Oh, you do have a nice ass, dude. That's me at the gym. That wasn't me being sincere. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude, you got such a perky way of throwing it back. You got to say something. How many more reps do you have on that machine? Oh, you're not using a machine right now.

You're just warming up in the main area. Sorry. I thought you were going to be on that machine that's over there. What machine? The pull-ups. You were doing lower body? Yeah, I'm doing. Dude, I like the faraway look.

My bad. Hey. That's the thing. You can't ever let them know what depth you're looking at. You always have to be looking at like them but then passed. So you were doing a, you were doing a squat warm up, but I'm going to be over there soon. So are you on that? Be a pretty girl that surprises me.

Like, type me real quick at the gym. Yeah. That's great. You know what you get? God out in the wild and you're not ready. Both. Dude, she's like, whoa, whoa. Dude, what would be funny to go full, just full outrage?

You know, like, after like the SNL monologue, just posted video or it's just silent for like 10 seconds. You should do it because it's really funny when you do it. It's funny when you do it. Because it's so opposite. It was really funny when you said it was misogynistic because it was like, it didn't. Yeah. You can tell you what's going to do it in a great way.

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Like, I love the George Foreman Grill, and I'll tell you, I'd be equally fired up on a Floyd member. Sorry, I don't know why it's making me laugh so. It's very funny. Like I love the George Foreman Grill and I'd be equally fired up on a fire me with her vacuum. That's just. That's really funny.

The money vacuum? Dude, I would be equally fired up. I would be equally fired up on a Floyd Mayweather vacuum. The money vacuum? So sick, dude. Isn't that insane? Dude, yeah. That's a license to print money right there.

And dude, I would trust it. I think it'd do well. And he should make it maybe like a Floyd Mayweather, like make it like the George former grill where maybe it's like it disposes of the contents easily where they just kind of like slip out the back. Yeah, never knocked down. Always clean. That was Chad's bit.

I really like saying it, though. It's funny to think about a boxer. Yeah, like a gorilla is like masculine. What else could a fucking boxer push? Yeah, dude. Like, I would be super amped on the Vladimir Klitschko lamp. Mm-hmm.

Fire. Lights out. Oh, dude. A lamp is good. Who was lights out? Wait, whose nickname was Lights Out? I think that was James Tony. you look up what James Tony's nickname was

yeah dude good call bro fucking go who it actually is Sean Merriman lights out yeah bro but was Marion

Merriman was just like one note all he could do was rush the edge he couldn't really cover a drop back into coverage could he damn dude could he dude I mean dude Jake I'm super glad that you just brought up football

I know thank you for that We got to talk about it, Jake. I don't know. I saw some comments last week that were like, no more football, so maybe we just kind of skip over. I saw way more comments that were saying more football. No, I'm just joking. I just don't want to talk about it.

What is? Marisi's the same way. What is with these guys? Well, because their teams are taking owls. And I think I know why. The thing is, too, is like, what can I really say? You know, like, I mean, speak from the heart, brother.

How are you feeling? Why do you think these players are, what's going on with these players, Jake? You think they're distracted? Uh, no, I think a lot of it is personnel. Like we, I kind of talked about this last time, but we spend a lot of money on guys who just suck fucking ass, bro. Or they get injured immediately. Like, the line, we now have four rookies.

I mean, yeah, he's probably part of it. Like, there's no chemistry on the offense and, like, who the fuck knows what he's actually playing or calling? Like, the formations don't even look like football. Like, just fucking run the ball in the eye formation straight up the middle with Omarion Hampton. that's probably a good start um but you got but your whole o lines battered now yeah it's all r and slater's on ir it's all rookies except one guy who was our four string and he was like playing back up center and now he's like playing guard or something and then our wide receivers we were on our fourth wide receiver four was our best guy this week he got injured so we had wide receiver five six

and seven out there and they didn't even know the place we had like 10 penalties a lot of them were just formations that they had no idea what the fuck they were doing. It's one of the worst looking teams I've ever seen. And I think you're right. It's hard to even pick what's wrong. Is it, I feel like Harbaugh has to fire McDaniel or Harbaugh is going to get fired. Yeah,

I feel like somebody probably will get fired at some point. This is another kind of rumor that I heard is that it takes 20 seconds for Herbert to get the play call out in the huddle because McDaniel's got such a long-ass fucking like three-sentence play call. And it should be easy. And they were winning that game. And then they had two turnovers. Like, dude, that Herbert turnover in OT, I was like, does he have to get home quick?

There was two Herbert turnovers in OT. He fumbled it and then he threw an hour. And that fumble was bad too. It was kind of bad luck with where the lineman's body was. But you got to hold on to the rock. Dude looks like two out there. Yeah. I mean, this is probably the first week where like a crazy coaching air came up.

usually the players just have been sucking ass but we're up seven with like seven minutes to go and instead of punting it to make them go the length of the field we went forward on fourth and one and didn't get it gave them the ball to 30 they drive 20 yards fucking t-D you know like it's like you give them an easy one when our defense was doing fine all day I don't know yeah it's it's they suck ass but at this point let's just tank and get a fucking great wide receiver next year somebody you're jeremiah smith

is he avail now? Yeah, he's going to be probably the first pick, I would assume. He'd be great. Maybe you move him to quarterback. I mean, is it time with Herbert? No, no. They even came out today and people said that that's not even on the table for him to get traded. Yeah, he's a stud.

Well, he's a franchise quarterback. We've already dumped fucking $250 million into him. Like, at this point, we tried to build a team around him. He also has had five different offensive coordinators in his seven years. Dude, he's distracted, dude. That's what I'm trying to tell you, dude. These NFL players are distracted by famous hos. I liked the comment that was on the video that we posted today that was like,

it's like Russian-style KGB fucking, they put her into distracting the chiefs did. Dude, that's a great call. It's probably Zelensky in the Ukraine deploying these famous hos on our NFL athletes. ruining our entertainment, the NFL is the only thing that binds this country together. Couldn't agree more. I mean, look, in my heart of hearts, do I want to blame women for the problem of man?

Yeah, I do. But also I don't. And I'm I upset because I drafted Herbert and stacked him with Ladd. Yeah. And I also took Omarian Hampton because I'm a big Mike McDaniels guy. yeah I'm pissed off about all that but like an NFL season

there needs to be a famous ho season and it cannot coincide with the NFL it needs to be like the spring and the summer and shit because dude fuck this I'm losing I'm getting pissed off every Sunday I'm being a bad guy I'm just walking around muttering to myself

dude walking to the del taco drive through with no car just being like it's me again just please give me my order. And it's upsetting, dude. And we can't have, and I'm sorry to say it, a hose. And I don't know what constitutes a hoe. I think it's probably just the internet's description of, oh, this woman's had a lot of relationships.

And so the internet says that about this lady. I don't think that's fair. But also, it's not fair that Herbert's not slinging the rock like you should be. It's not fair. And you shouldn't put it on her. I don't even know why you'd say something like that Yeah, I think that was super misogynistic of you to say And even, you know, she's had a lot of relationships

Like that, you don't even know that I don't know, she has If she was a guy and she did that, you'd call her a pimp Yeah, I would That's fucking pimp as hell And you should get dapped up for that I don't know, that's a told straighter to say Yeah, that was no...

Dude, JT, you got sneaky bits. It's a great take, dude. Yeah. I try to slip them in there, dude. Dude, yeah, you keep... You keep convincing me, I... Dude, I... Yeah.

And I, I traded Omarian Hampton today. Well, I didn't know that I'd see that guy through. Yeah, for Kittle. Did it just happen? Yeah. Oh, you got a kiddle. You need a tight end. I need a tight end.

I'm so sad. I hope Hampton blows up. I love that guy. I think he's a good football player. And I'll be rooting for him, even if it's not on my squad. So just Kittle for him? Hampton straight up.

And I threw Donald in. But I don't play Donald. What's a... The league's saying I got a fleeced on it, but they might be... That's what I'm thinking. You did you get a fleeced? Fuck. Kiddle's...

You didn't get an RB back? Who's your other RB? I got Monongai. I got Cook. And I... Bro, Manongai's like hurt. Got turf to. Hubby five.

No, when... Dude, when Monongah is playing, Menongue's got two weeks over 20 points right now. All right, that's the... He had 30 carries in that game where Swift fumbled. And this this Green Bay game We really can't tell Because it was a bad performance

But like Kittles been good too Kittles been good about it And that's a good offense Kittles on pace for 14 Tuddies You needed a tight end And like I needed a tight end And unfortunately I'd love Hampton

But he's sharing the back of Vidal rubbed off like You couldn't have gotten The guy that traded you To like throw you an RB I don't need an RB You need a backup RB I feel

Who's your RB1 right? Oh you have Cook Okay okay okay And it's a 14 team league guys So it's pretty thin across the board what what's going what's going I'm not happy about it man but I needed production and and Hampton like I love him but Vidal busted off a 45-yard tutty and they're it's like a 30% split for all of them yeah I hope

Hampton turns around as a monster you know I think you're good I think you're probably smart to get out of that offense what the what's going with Burrow I haven't watched a ton of their game yeah a good game last week did you put up fantasy points I think I mean well they put the dolphins do you just mean like broad Just broadly, yeah. I think he made that Super Bowl against the Rams, and he played pretty good. And he probably is like,

if they have a bad postseason, I think you'll start feeling pressure on him. Like people are like, is he not like elite? But I think everyone, but the thing about him is like, we all kind of believe he is elite because he already got there. He was so dominant in college.

And when he's really like slinging it, there's few guys who are as dialed. And he's been banged up a little bit. I feel like the Bengals are kind of cruising under the radar right now. They've had a few injuries. Their defense looks a lot better, too. Their defense is good. A lot of, like, experts took them to be like, oh, Super Bowl, like, you know, like, good odds,

like to get the Super Bowl, like, win some money, like a dark horse team. They're a good speaker pick because Jamar is sick. Higgins is sick. Chase Brown should be good. Yeah, he hasn't been performing as well. No. Like the offense isn't. But Perrine's not bad.

Their other running back's not bad. Somagia P. Yeah, he just fucking. P. run, sorry. He ran it in. But Dexter Lawrence on that defense is like totally

I watched some of their games earlier in this season I was like it was tough sledding. He's jamming shit up. And Burl's coming off a few injuries. Maybe he's got to get his confidence back, get his swagger back.

Dude, I got to tell you guys. People know the risks of going on a roller coaster. Six Flags should not shut down the coasters. you got X2 Goliath

You know What happened Two people died On coasters? On coasters, yeah But here's the thing It's like you know the risk The point of a coaster is to risk death

Do we know that? Yeah, you're cheating death That's in the copy It's when you get in that queue You're saying I'm about to flirt with death I'm about to say What up to the Grim Reaper

I'm about to say, I'm about to say hello to death and I'm going to cheat it. But if you do die, you don't cheat it. Exactly. That's what makes him so fun. So just give them a refund. Yeah, give the family refund.

Yeah, just get a refund. Like five bucks. Whatever the ticket was, yeah. And so did six flags they've shut down the coasters? They shut down X2, Goliath. We don't know. But, no, I mean. That's fucking weak, dude.

So some fucking people died and then now the whole roller coasters get shut down? Yeah, it's like they're getting on roller coasters without knowing what they're doing Without knowing that death is, you know, you got a 10% chance. That's the problem with cities, dude. You know, people don't realize you live in a city. You're going to walk out. You might get ganked. Exactly.

You know when this all started too, right? Private equity. Oh, yeah. They took over. Same thing's happening at Jersey Mikes. Yeah. Oh, dude, the subs is not above anymore. Jay Mikes has taken a big L.

100%. That's like, you know, I went to this moon drum circle. A couple of my farmer's market friends. And, you know, you kind of get nude. You dance around the circle. You dance around the drum. Dude, you should have done that in the mic. You drum around the circle, you know, you get nude.

But they're serving Jersey mics. You shouldn't be serving Jersey mics at a moon drum circle. Like I was thinking more like, you know. You were at a full moon drum circle. Yeah. And they serve Jersey mics. Yeah. Whoa.

Crazy out of place. No, it should be like pita and hummus. That's right. Yeah, what's the proper cuisine for spirituality? Lentals? Sounds about right. Yeah, I think so. At least at my church, it used to be chili.

I just came up with that. It's kind of a good, though? Oh, that's not true? Dude, that was fucking hilarious. Dude, that was amazing. That felt very real. Honestly, I heard J.T. fart. Then I was like, what makes you fart?

Beans and chili. Dude, I didn't fart, dude. You bitch? That was really funny. No, dude, I didn't fart. Don't put that on me, dude. That's wild, bro. But you ripped.

I didn't fart, dude, you farted. I gave Chad that bit that serving Jersey mics at a full moon drum circle is not kosher. And JT gave me the six flags roller coaster one. You did two bits. I just did two in a row. Bro. Dude, that actually reminds me apparently

they want to live stream the dude's execution at Fort Hood. I don't know. Just to keep it from getting too dystopian, we should also like live stream kids on a playground. It's a good call.

Just kind of balance it out. Maybe like side by side do you think? Yeah, just go like split screen. Or should it be even more? more like extreme like births. Because like we're live streaming a dude fucking getting murked. Yeah. I think they chose a firing squad, which is pretty gnar-nar.

Yeah. Like maybe they should just be like, all right, dude, well this is going to be a live birth. And it should probably be like maybe a C-section is the most gnar-nar. And dude, I love that because it's perinatal. Yeah. That's fire. And you know what, dude, like, I'm curious about that live stream.

Is it going to be like on like the White House website? Like where are they live stream? it. Kaisenet? Kaisenat? Yeah, my Kaisenat might be live streaming. He's at least gonna react to it. Yeah, he's gonna react to that.

Oh, maybe neon. Oh, oh. Oh, my boy Aiton just fucking playing some Hela. That was most fucked up shit I've ever seen. Dude, did you see the way you got fucking shot by the bullet then died? Dude, for real. That might be too much, dude. Fuck.

Do you think? I feel fucked up after I watch that. Yeah. Do you got to think as like a leader of our country to put like a public execution out on live stream, you're like, this is good for society, you know? Oh, yeah.

You got to think like what ways, it's probably a tough list to make of being like, this is so beneficial for like people. How can I even make a top five? And then, but they do make the fire counter where they're like bro George Washington used to do like public executions

and I'm like I've been up on George Washington shit for a while like wooden teeth slaves taking dumps without a toilet like why are we not just like honoring the big guy you know?

We should be doing all the shit George Washington did dude you know what I mean dude just fucking riding horses every day why are we riding horses around every time I see someone in a car, I'm like, I guess you don't care about the founding fathers. Because that's not even in the fucking shit.

That's what pisses me off about fucking dudes riding bikes, dude. And fucking postmates and Uber East drivers driving scooters and bikes, get on a horse. That's fucking sustainable, dude. Buy a horse. Feed it for a year. That costs 300K. You know what I mean? Then you're making bank.

That's a social flex. You're going to get pussy because of that. And honestly, keeping my horse right now is tough because hay is super expensive. kidding me dude the best hay comes from like Argentina we got to import that shit past Venezuela bro look up hay prices right now dude and what up kid kid kid

did you guys watch the Saddam Hussein footage back in the day when the US hung him yeah of course dude was that live stream too no it was like some like crazy grainy photo like old phone footage that you have to find on like the black dark web you know yeah CNN showed everything but like the money shot

Oh, really? I saw him, I saw part of it where he's like, oh, oh, yeah, he was so weak about it. Well, I think if they live stream this Fort Hood thing, they shouldn't put a hood on him. Yeah. I mean, it's a good call, dude. Wait, heard they canceled the live stream

because the administration and know he's paralyzed, so I guess they're just going to light the guy up while he's chilling in a wheelchair. Dude, I mean, this lady here, I didn't realize this administration was so progressive. They're not going to light someone up just because they're disabled, dude, or differently able? Yeah. That's bullshit, dude.

You should be able to get lit up on a live stream no matter what your capabilities are bodily. They're pulling him in. They're feeling him in. Do you imagine if he starts moving around? Let them move around, dude. Dude, they don't even have to strap it in. Dude, it'd be funny if the soldiers didn't know it when he rolls. out there like wait for real dude

you know if he's able to move I think they always put like one blank in every like there's like a random gun you just yeah they don't know who the shooter is right the shooter is and everyone aims but if he's moving dude and you're the dude the blank yeah you might know

yeah dude dude wait so one of Trump's advisors in the White House is like hey brother um bad news on the live stream we just found He's paralyzed, so might not be as chill as we thought.

But you know what, dude, the thing is, is DT is smart with optics. So he's going to be like, wait, what? This guy's in a wheelchair, and he's ugly. Look at how ugly it looks in his wheelchair. He's like, let's get a hot guy to be him for the shooting. So it's fun to watch. And then he's like, he's like, who's like a studly kind of Middle Eastern guy? He's like, let's get Zane Malick from one direction to do it.

I was like Riz Ahmed Yeah Yeah get that guy from Digger I like him out there You got to see Digger I wanted to see it today I couldn't I got busy with stuff I haven't seen it yet

I heard it's good I'm excited to see it Yeah I like that it's kind of I saw it Resident Evil on Sunday Was that sick? I heard it was amazing I wanted to see it Dude

That's interesting too Because like a lot of dudes Who are like all about freedom and stuff They like are into the cowboy aesthetic Right? Yeah Like they'll wear like Carhart and whatnot And just try to signal that they're good with their hands

Blue Collar masculine But like if you really want to take it to that like outdoor aesthetic You should push it to the 11th degree And I'm saying you should dress like Tom Hanks and Castaway Yeah Like you should just walk around Undies

Little tattered up Look like they've seen better days A volleyball and just kind of a bewildered stare. I think it's a great call, dude. There's nothing more masculine than surviving on your own on a deserted island.

It's a genius move. Good call, J.T. That was Strider's bit. I feel like I could have done it better. No, you did great. That was fire. No, I shlooped it. Dude, that was fire as fuck, dude. Thanks, bro. You know what? Yeah.

You don't believe in... Do you not believe in? Do you not believe in that take? No, I do like that take. I just felt like... That the most masculine aesthetic is loincloth, spear? You see, you already did it better. You... Yeah, but it took me a while to think about it. When I sent it to you, it wasn't that. Take it, take it, take it. I should have... That would have been the cleanest version for me to send

you one sentence and let you rip. Yeah, dude. Yeah, a lot of dudes are rocking Carrhart, but for me, the most masculine aesthetic is loin cloth. Mm. I think that was better. first time caller damn near new time stoker I was looking at going to the

Napa show out in California in northern Cal I was just wondering what what's the tennis looking like I'll be there

most likely but I'm trying to see what the vibes you like beforehand all right have a good one Chad and J-K

love the pod keep it up preach Dude, I mean, yeah, we're first time doing a show in Napa. It's going to be ripping some stand-up. Just classic sets, a Q&A at the end. And it's going to be sick, dude. You should cruise out.

Bro, and hit me up beforehand on IG, and maybe you and me do a little scenery chasing and get some wine in us, brother. Because it sounds to me like you're an aficionado of the grapes. Sounds to me like you guys are headed to the city of Napa, which is one of the sickest cities in the entire country. So I'm fired up that you guys finally put that on the fucking tour and on the map because I've been balled in on the city of Napa for a while.

Where did you rank it amongst great cities? Remiss of me if it wasn't number one. Can't quite recall. Number four, but still sick. That's good value at that. Who won this one? Oh, dude, he did Scottsdale in there too? Yeah, dude, where you chose to have your bachelor party

Yeah To great city, oh, but you were, you were, you were freaking Greenville and now? Dude, Greenville, I think we actually recently got back From touring to Greenville That was high on that That was fun It's a really cute town

There's no better city than Greenville Do you have a good bit to take a sound on Strider? If you're a dude And you got more than one ring On your fingers What's going on with you? that. What is that? I mean, you're married. You get one ring. Got it. But if your next ring isn't for like goth purposes or a championship you won, you don't get any more rings. Yeah, I think men

should always dress in a way where I'd feel comfortable hiring you as a babysitter. It's a great call. that's a great male archetype to aspire to a lot of dudes are like oh let me be optimal let me live forever let me be super healthy let me be an elite CEO let me get a bigger penis no let me be a dude who you wouldn't mind

trusting your family around honestly if everyone's society was like hey you can trust your family around me maybe world would be a better place. Yeah, I mean, if you, if you're a dude and you're putting, like, if you're getting ready in the morning, you're putting on a scarf and extra rings, what are you trying to do? Exactly. But once again, if you're goth.

If you're goth. If you're goth, that's chill. I get it. You know? 100%. If you've pierced your cock, you can put as many rings on your hands as you want. it. You haven't done that? Wedding ring and then maybe like a

I don't know. High school championship ring.