Going Deep with Chad and JT - Ep. 5 - Fashion, Logan Paul and Moms

Episode Date: February 14, 2018

Chad and JT dive deep into some discussions about fashion, legends, babes, aggro dudes at the gym, forbidden love, and moms. Check out our videos at www.chadgoesdeep.com

what up stoke nation this is your boy chad coming in hot with my compadre jt say what up what up dudes uh this is episode 5 of the Going Deep with Chad and JT podcast. Feeling good today, JT. How are you doing? Looks like you got some fresh joe. Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good. I got the coffee going in my blood. Yeah, I'm looking to reveal stuff about myself and help people. Yeah, I like that.

That's a good mindset to be in. Yeah, for sure just totally transparent and ready to fucking help absolutely for sure um well uh let's see should we dive in yeah what should we dive in first well i was uh i know you missed the super bowl because you uh went off the grid for a day and it just happened to yeah i did a motivator and i uh to be honest i thought it was saturday um i guess i was having such an epic friday that like i woke up and i was just so pumped up i guess from you know when you like go out night before and it's like such a stellar night that you wake up just fired up and you're like i just

want to do something you know yeah that's how i woke up completely unaware that it was sunday and uh i got a lot of texts i got some texts from you yeah well i was wondering if you're going to come over to watch the game yeah but i i disconnect if you guys didn't see the motivator daily motivator on my instagram story i the motivator was that i disconnected completely from uh from the world except for instagram and um by day on the day of the super bowl so i missed it and sorry to justin timberlake um but that was giving me my first uh question did you uh manage to catch up and watch this halftime show i did yeah caught on youtube what'd you think about it um i thought it was fire you know i uh the dude brings it his charisma is just off the charts all all my friends who i watched the game with were like that was a shitty halftime show

yeah i think people just like to trash people but yeah i thought i like watching a grown man be I thought I like watching a grown man be unabashedly sexy. Yeah. I think in our culture, like, guys don't act like fixtures of eroticness, of eroticism, you know? And I liked where he was like, no, I'm sexy. Yeah. And I'm not afraid to do that in front of the whole world. That's an amazing point.

I think to be so free like that and to own it you know like most dudes would just shy away and be like i'm not gonna i'm not sexy yeah i'm not gonna show you my moves but he does it and he does it in such like a cool way to where dudes are like i mean it inspired me to be sexy i don't know about you yeah i mean i think that's a big reason I like it is because I want permission to be sexy. And I think Timberlake gave me that. Well, I'm stoked to see how that plays out for you. Yeah, me too.

I mean, it could come out in a lot of different directions. But, you know, life is editing. Yeah. And also, people were trashingashing timberlake for his outfit yeah uh you know to be quite frankly um i'm inclined to agree if if i were him i would go like paul and i would rock a solid white tee some like cool pants and some vans that all time all the time that would have been a much better outfit he did look he had too much stuff going on yeah like he had like a big shirt and a big jacket and then

like a big bandana yeah it was like you just seem kind of like overstuffed yeah bandanas always seem like they're trying too hard yeah they're super lame it's like people put them on and it's like what are you trying to be like bad or something? And he's old now. So when he makes mistakes, it makes him seem even older. Yeah. Like you're like, damn, Timberlake's like my dad. Totally.

He looked like the kind of guy that would like, you know, it's like he would come out to his kids. He'd be like, guys, how do I look? They'd be like, you look fucking lame, dad. Yeah, exactly. And he'd be like guys how do i look they'd be like you look fucking lame dad yeah exactly and he'd be like what whatever but i think the big lesson here is bandanas are out yeah i try to dress like a cool dad you you do that well i think you rock the new balance as well yeah because it's it's good for functional movement yeah most people would say that's lame but i think when they see JT rocking those, you're just kind of like, damn, normally I would clown

on that dude, but he's just owning it. You think they're lame? Um... No, dude, I mean... um uh no dude i mean most people would think that new balances are lame but but but i'm saying you make them not lame dude which is a special skill i put on the vans people already know vans are cool, but you're sort of making a statement where you're like, I'm going to take something that's not cool that software engineers wear, and I'm going to fucking wear it to the beach.

All right, let's keep pushing. All right. Did you hear about the dude after the game who ate horse shit on camera? I did, yeah. Did you watch that? No, did you? No. Bold move.

What's your take? I have trouble believing that if there wasn't a camera there, he would have eaten the horse shit. But that is kind of a nice thought to think he's that authentic that he would have eaten the horse shit regardless yeah i like to hold that thought i'm gonna remain positive on this dude yeah i want to be friends with the guy who eats horse shit no matter who's watching yeah again i think this is just like passion is flowing and maybe in that moment he was just like he was like i need to do something that will make

me remember this night forever i'm gonna eat horse shit bruce springsteen talked about how every time you experience like a big positive moment in your life you should commemorate it with something so that you can remember it yeah and he said go get some like ice cream after your album goes platinum and this guy yeah he's gonna remember that w forever yeah i mean you're never gonna not remember eating horse shit what did i do after the superbowl oh that's right I ate a substantial amount of horse shit. Honey, do you remember where I was on February 2nd, 2018? Honey, that was the Super Bowl.

Remember you ate that big pile of horse shit? That's right, honey. Thanks. And the whole world saw it too. Yeah. So he could just like, he could go around Philadelphia. I'm sure during the parade, people are like, you know, they're like cheering it on and stuff. And they're like, he's like, yeah, you guys are here supporting. But I ate horse shit for these dudes.

Look, dude, it's the dung eater. It's the dung eater. And he's just like, yeah. Put him on our shoulders. He's the dung eater. Dude, he ate shit for them. I mean, he can get into any club in the country now with those bona fides. Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, welcome to... Welcome to Dre's nightclub in Vegas. We're at capacity. Yeah, but I ate horse shit. You're in. You're the guy who ate the horse shit? Yeah.

Did you see it? I did. You saw how much I ate, right? You're in. Did you see it? I did. You saw how much I ate, right? You're in. Thank you. Dude, I'm just so jealous, man, to be that stoked that you're like, our team won, and then you see horse shit on the street, and you just eat it.

The Dung Eater King,'s like he saw a pretty uh quarter horse walking by he said whose quarter horse is that bring me that horse and the man who owns it now and the guy was like no please don't take the dung i use it for my fields to help the grass grow and he goes and then his the dung eater king's men were like shut up if the dung king wants your horse it is his oh do not be too hard on this man he doesn't know the rules yet of the dung eater kingdom but he will learn and then he made the guy watch him eat his horse's shit dude shout out to horses especially for like they just have monster hogs i remember one time

i was in new york with my sister i was with my family and uh we're sitting we're standing on the block and we all of a sudden we hear this noise that sounds like a a fire hose like aimed straight at the sidewalk and i look and it's just a horse taking a monster piss and i'm like dude props to you for your hog your stream your prostate must be fire and then i look and i see my little sister and she's like looking at it she's like transfixed she's like i'm like for sure so I love a good coming of age story yeah I think we just shared that moment of just like appreciation for what the horse could do

what do you think about this Budweiser commercial I think it is where they say dilly dilly I think it's fucking lame it's like what are you trying to come up with a new phrase what does dilly dilly mean? It's so stupid. Yeah.

Whenever friends text me that, I'm just like, can we fight right now? I'm just like, do you like being programmed by Big Beer? Yeah. Like, the was up thing was, that was one thing. That worked. Yeah. Because, like, people already kind of said that. But then I think they're

really overstepping their boundaries big beer is kind of like getting too big for their britches they're like we're gonna come up with a whole new phrase that doesn't mean anything and it failed and they just keep running it back because they know at a certain point if people spend enough time with it yeah they'll be like, oh, I do like this. Yeah. Don't let big beer dictate your content. Literally say anything other than dilly dilly. Yeah.

Because of dilly dilly, I'm sticking to craft beers. It may be more expensive, but at least they don't make you say phrases that make no sense because of dilly dilly i'm for looser gun controls so i can buy a gun and shoot the parents of the people who came up with the dilly dilly ad campaign that's heavy yeah i take that back that's not a genuine threat but i admire your passion yeah fuck dilly dilly yeah your face scared me for a second there. Are you pumped for the Winter Olympics? Those are happening? Yep, this year in Korea. Oh, nice. I feel like with the Winter Olympics, people are like,

did you watch the Winter Olympics? I'm like, those happened? And they are like, did you watch the Winter Olympics? I'm like, those happened? And they're like, yeah, it was like two months ago. That's like what happens every time. I always miss them. I think the most interesting thing is like when they did them in Canada, they had to like airlift in more condoms because all the athletes in Olympic Village were boning so much.

Yeah, it's like I don't really need to watch Apollo Ono skate in a circle. I'd rather watch Apollo Ono chasing tail. Yeah, and they tried to make Apollo Ono significant to me for so long. Yeah. And I was like, this is the Winter Olympic equivalent of Dilly Dilly. Yeah. I mean, first off, to take the sun god's name is a bold move and i don't think he lived up to it no i don't think he ever won the bandana dude we're going back to the bandana this dude

look guys jt i love you dog jt timberlake no bandana please paula oh no. Even more no. You do skating. Logan Paul's back. What do you think about Logan Paul? I feel like I'm on a negative turn here. I feel that too. I feel like we've been like, am i bringing up topics that are just like you can't not hate them this pot is getting dark i mean just the name logan paul makes me want to move to siberia and become pasty

it makes me want to disconnect from the world just to know that that dude is around clowning on whatever he's clowning. I don't even know. I don't even watch his stuff, but I'm just like, dude, I know. Like, I really, really know that you're not chill. I think that comes through. Yeah. And then he's like, he's taking an interesting angle on this because, you know,

he got in trouble for showing a guy who had killed himself. Yeah. And he, you know, did a few apologies and I think did a good impression of somebody who's like feeling remorse. Yeah.

And then he went on. It was a solid impression. Yeah, for sure i was impressed by that yeah props to him for like the pauses and the um if you feel if you say you uh forgive me don't that was a solid line that was powerful yeah i think i've do you see it from yeah don't make me love him dude yeah sorry fuck you but he um he was like he's like you know um people are actually messaging me now telling me to kill myself he said that yeah that's awesome yeah i'm like well don't do it but maybe you should try to get to the root of why people are telling you to kill

yourself i have to is that a video yeah i think he did a tv interview and he was like you know everyone's mad at me for being light about suicide but people are messaging me and telling me to kill myself good and i'm like yeah dude fucking videotape your own suicide logan i tune in oh deeds i'm dying mavericks be a maverick i'll be back next week. Wait. Oh, no. Dude, I think his brother is even more of a mega douche. Yeah, that was going to be my beef of the week. I'll just put it in here. I hope those bros work it out, man. Yeah.

Those guys, if you're listening, you're not a Maverick tom cruise is so stop trying to be like tom uh so reddit and porn hub have made deep fake porn illegal are you familiar with deep fake porn no it's where they digitally put someone else's face on the porn star. Oh. So you can like watch like Gal Gadot or like Natalie Portman or a girl who like rejected you in college. You can digitally put their face onto the porn, but they're making it illegal. Why? Because it's like, because it's wrong for sure yeah that's good would you want your face on some dude probably but i guess it's different for chicks huh and it's different for every person

yeah like you asked me who's your babe of the week? Babe of the week? I'm really stoked to announce this babe of the week. I just got to say. Babe of the week, I'm really stoked to announce who you are because I don't know if she listens to the podcast, but she watches the daily Instagram stories. She's a follower of our Instagram. Anastasia Ashley, what up? I just want to say what up.

Thank you so much for watching my stories. I think you're a mega babe. And not only is she a surfer, but she's also a swimsuit Sports Illustrated model. And she has, like, a huge Instagram following. So, like, pretty much all of our values line up. Instagram following, swimsuits surfing so i know you're spoken for at the moment but um i just want to say i appreciate you watching my stuff and jt's stuff and um you know props to you for winning nssa um titles in your teen years and

props to you for getting on you know the pro circuit um i hope you keep shredding i hope you stay bronzing and um it's just a joy to check out your profile um and just know that we have this connection even if it's cyber at the moment so shout out to anastasia. What up? And I follow you back. That was lovely, dude. Thank you. I love you putting it all on the line like that. Thanks.

My babe of the week is the director, Nicole Holofcenter. She does these kind of prickly comedies that are really well observed about the difficulties in maintaining friendship and like kind of the incongruencies that happen when you're from a different class than the people who are in your life, especially when you came from the same place. And then your lives have just taken you in different directions, but you still have strong feelings for these people, but it just doesn't, it's not as easy as it once was. And yeah, I think she just does a beautiful job

of showing defective people who succumb to their weaknesses at times, but you can still relate to them. And my favorite movies of hers are Lovely and Amazing, Enough Said, Friends with Money. She works with Catherine Keener a lot who can really bring her Barb dialogue to the next level.

And she directed some really fire episodes of the show enlightened, which is like in my Canon for best TV. So, uh, yeah, Nicole, I'm just a huge fan of yours. Chad and I would love to be in one of your movies

or just to hang out and pick your brain. So thank you for making these fire films. I love watching them with my mom. And yeah, I look forward to what you've got coming up. All right. I think you folks at home... Legend? Oh, my bad.

Who's your legend of the week? Alright, this guy, I'm super stoked to announce him because I grew up watching this dude and always was in awe of his manliness, his style, his just overall legendariness. What's his name?

He's the men's warehouse guy. What's his name? I don't know. he's the men's warehouse guy what's his name i don't know it's just men's warehouse guy but um he is just like he was like the first like gentleman i ever saw because he'd come on the tv and he's like you're gonna like the way you look so like i knew even from young age like this dude cares about other bros style like he's out there fighting for you to look good and that just really meant a lot to me and like i may not be a dude who wears suits although i'll rock one whenever given the opportunity but men's warehouse guy i just want you to know that the fact that you want me to look good makes me feel good. And that's why you're a legend.

My legend of the week is my brother, Chris. It was my birthday like a month ago. And for my birthday, my brother agreed to box me. I box a couple days a week. He does not, but he still, um, stepped into the ring with me and when he's 22 months younger, but when we were boys, he was bigger. So we'd fight and I'd probably win like 40% and he'd win like 60% of the fights. And it wasn't a situation where I could easily bully him. Like I'd have to like bring all my strength to even like get a good shove in bring all my strength to even like get a good shove in because he was just more agile and bigger and we boxed and it was a good honest fight like we would hit each other but then we'd be like i love you but then we hit each other and we'd be like but i still love you and we went like five good rounds and we hugged it out a lot and i felt super close to him and he hit me with a shot to my ribs and I'm still feeling it. Nice. So to my brother, I love you. I really appreciate the fact that you

saw a weakness in my game and you exploited it with a hard right to the ribs. I'm sorry if I knocked you around at all. My only intention was to make you stronger so you could better take on the world. And when I look into your eyes, I see a man who can take on anything. And, yeah, thanks for doing that with me, dude. Shout out to Chris, dude. Major props to you for stepping in the ring with your bro. Give me the ultimate birthday gift. Yeah, I saw you walking with a limp the next day.

I was like, wow, he took it to you. He did hit me pretty good but i fucked him up yeah yeah so you asserted your dominance you're like don't forget i'm the older bro i just said i let you live dog every time i see you i'm letting you live yeah nice but he's also letting me live Yeah. Nice. But he's also letting me live. Guys, I think you know what time it is. Chad and I are about to dive into some questions.

Yeah. Gator. I'd like to remain anonymous, but you can refer to me as Gator. Respect to Will Ferrell. If you talk about this situation on your pod, that'd be huge. So this girl has been my neighbor since sixth grade, and we grew up together, and I have liked her ever since. Since we've been in college together, we've gotten a lot closer and talk all the time. One night we were hanging out at my boy John's house and she texted me and said, come over and let's watch a movie, but don't tell anyone we're leaving together. So I obviously go and she ends up draining my dragon. It was great, top. But

here's where the variables come into play. She went on a date with my best friend who I also lived with for two months, two years, a month prior to our union. And when I asked her about it, she said she was going to not go out with him anymore. 24 hours later, I come to find out that she has actually been hooking up with him this whole

time and hooked up with him the night previous to our union and the night after she tried to friend zone me. So I told her that best friends don't drain best friends, dragons, as well as their best friends, friends, dragon within. She tried to friend zone me, so I told her that best friends don't drain best friends' dragons, as well as their best friend's friend's dragon, within the same 24 hours. I have ignored her since this situation, however. Her mom has told her a handful of times that she thinks I am hot.

Her mom is a MILF, and as far as I am concerned, single. Boyfriend lives out of state. Be weary of the dragons you drain. Yeah, especially if there's BFFs involved. For sure. I do think, though, that this guy wanting to hook up with her mom out of vengeance is not the right move. Well, I was going to touch on that because it seems like the mom had feelings for him.

She thinks he's hot, but that doesn't mean she wants to throw down. But we don't know the extent of her feelings. She thinks he's hot. Maybe she's like like and he also you know has a fine knowledge of steven king nog of holes that we share is that a stretch i think you have beautiful romantic visions and sometimes you can fill in these substantial details that may not exist in actuality i think this kid just got complimented by this mom and now he's drunk with vengeance and he's like i'm gonna bone your mom i'm gonna

have to disagree with you i i'm sorry dude but i think there's something there and i think i don't think you should do it out of vengeance if that the case, but if there's mutual feelings there, like, wow, we really connected over the Batman series with the last dude, let's pursue this further, I think you should go for it. I respect the ambition. I just think that this dude would be better suited hooking up with a MILF that wasn't the mom of his friend that he has

a complicated history with. But love is love. If it's love, it's love. She has a boyfriend. Out of state. Well, there you have it, my friend. We have two differing perspectives. I think each one is valid in its own right. But yeah, it falls to you how you handle this. I would also maybe talk to your best friend, the dude, and see what his feelings are. If you can get him to be honest about it, maybe you guys can kind of help each other see what you really want. Yeah.

Life is more than draining your dragon. But I do like the nads that you, that informed your advice. What do you mean? Like, it was like, you're like, dude, just go for it. I guess I just related. Because I had a similar situation where... With my mom.

Yeah. I don't want to say it, but... But you didn't bone her. No. Thank you. That's because of you, but, you know, every situation is different. All right, let's keep pushing.

Casey, what up, dude? Huge fan of the pod. Me and a few of my compadres, Stoke, has recently been down over a beef within the squad our homie Sam is bringing us down telling us that the word is no longer cool he's a good dude just a little stubborn how can we resolve this beef

just keep saying it and what word is no longer cool I think Stoke so how are you going to say you're you're stoked he's going through a phase. Yeah. Just keep saying it, dudes. And he's just trying to be different.

Give him space to act like an individual, but know that if he ever moved away from you guys, he'd be using the word stoke all the time. Yeah, and don't let him dictate your vocab, you know? Don't let his dislike of the word stoke make you stop saying stoked because that will just make you not stoked. Jake, what up, Chad and JT? Recently my friend bought a new Toyota 4Runner

and I've been itching to superglue a bright pink dildo on his roof. Would this be a funny prank or am I taking it too far? In this situation, I don't think it's your place to disrespect a solid 4Runner. That's a pretty dank car. And to put a dildo on it, I'd put a dildo more like on a Mini Cooper or just something that's not as cool. It's a good point. Sam, what up, homies?

What do I do if I pull a shit mid-class and don't want my homies to know I soiled his pants? Wait, should we start over? Yeah. This is a very dense question. There's a lot of information in only a few sentences. Sam, what up, homies? What do I do if I pull a shit mid-class and don't want my homies to know I soiled his pants? Should this affect my level of stoke?

He doesn't want his homies to know? Ored his pants. Should this affect my level of stoke? He doesn't want his homies to know or he does? He doesn't want them to know. I think you know that they should know and that there's nothing to be embarrassed about. If you crap yourself in class, the coolest thing you can do is raise your hand and in front of everyone say, I just took a massive shit in my pants and my name is Sam and I'm going to keep being Sam no matter what I do in my pants. And I think a lot of people will be like, you know, it's gross that he shit himself

and it smells a little bit, but fucking A, man, this guy has integrity. I envision a slow clap happening after he says that. Casey, what up, bro-migos? Similar to your boy, Ass Clown, our buddy Garth appears to be a wizard. A wizard, for those of you who don't know, is someone who pees at night

and makes up about 40% of the questions we get. We were totally raging at my boy's house one night when he peed the bed and blamed it on my boy's dog. How can we help him overcome his insecurities and change for the better? Please help us settle this debate so our squad can rage again. Yeah, dude, he's crossing the line throwing the dog under the bus.

Such a dirty move to blame the dog. Yeah, not a very good lie. Like, oh, the dog did it. Like, the dog pissed all over where you slept. Casey, this was really well written, and I'm glad your crew has a dude like you that is rational and has the best interests of the group at heart. I think what you got to do

is you got to stage an intervention. And the thing about an intervention is you got to be coming from a place of love. This wizard-ness that Garth has is affecting his confidence because he can't come clean about it. So you guys got to say, dude, we know you piss yourself

and we still love you. But from now on, we got to have some checks and balances. We're always peeing before you go to bed and you got cleaning supplies on you. This is the same point we made last week. Another cleaning bucket. But it's got to be reiterated. He can still be a wizard,

but he just has to have safeguards in place so that his pissing himself doesn't fuck with other people's couches. Yeah. Spencer, I've been going through an emotion explosion these last two months my grandma died i'm sorry to hear that man my parents are going through a nasty divorce very sorry to hear that work is extra shitty and i'm being ghosted by my most recent love interest these shitty events keep piling up and i'm seriously struggling to maintain my stoke during these trying times. Any advice? I'm sorry to hear all that, man.

That's a bummer. You know, whenever I get down or something, I always try to look back at things that made me amped, you know, back in the day. Like I'll put on like a surf movie or like a Seinfeld episode or like even Rocket Power, and I'll just remember those times, and it'll just lift my mood. And then I think if you can just sort of find the stoke within and block out the negativity around you

and just stay on the path of like being amped, then that will get you through the trying times and you will come out of this a better, stronger dude. And I think there's a way to appreciate your sadness because your sadness is directly correlated to how much you care. Like I think you loved your grandma. I know that. And I know you love your parents. And I know you want to have a fulfilling career. And you want to have a love interest that reciprocates the amount of love you give her. So these are all coming from places that are the best parts of being human. And these trials and tribulations are what's going to make you the strong man I know you already are and that you'll fulfill even more. So just stay determined and keep loving. And I know you're going to be a force to be reckoned with thumbs up grant last night i puke and rallied three times before passing out so i could rage

with my boys what is the most amount of puke and rallies you guys have done in a night and how many puke and rallies do you think is socially acceptable before passing out without people not being stoked about the amount you can rage. Infinity? I agree. If you can keep puking and rallying and you're puking in places where it's not a disaster zone, then, dude, go. That's what I was going to say. As long as you're doing it in private, keep going.

And don't die. Yeah, that'd be bad. Not to be heavy and, like, rain on your partying, but don't die. Yeah, don't die. The most puke and rallies I ever did in a night was nine. Yeah. Yeah, I think the most for me Not to one up you but probably like 10 You piece of shit

Yeah Sorry par But I just drank your coffee and One upped you on the puke and row Alright we got Munch So as of recently when I hit the gym To bash this babe Who lives near me is always sporting major toe

And flaunting her goods to the gym How do I break the ice bash this babe who lives near me is always sporting major toe and flaunting her goods to the gym how do i break the ice with this babe in addition to assert my dominance as alpha male amongst the other dudes in the gym munch i'm gonna just ask you to take half of the aggression out of the way you're talking i think if you want a good shot at doing all this stuff i wouldn't in your opening sentence say bash this babe to mean boning because it sounds like you want to john jones daniel cormier hurt yeah you're gonna give her the stone cold stunner in addition assert my dominance this is an aggro dude yeah baby i think you just gotta play it cool yeah judging from what i just heard this guy is going to walk up to her And just be like what up I've been noticing your toe

And uh And jizz is like spraying out of his ears And he's like flexing the whole time He's like I'm just trying to break the ice here Why don't we play zip zap zop You got a boyfriend I'll fuck her up Fuck em up Hey you see me do squats over there

Let's get Olive Garden Yeah after I'm done with my squats I'm'm gonna hammer my cock with a dick pump, and I'll be ready to fuck, so just call me back. For sure. Hey, what's up, Linda? By the way, I'm ready to fuck if you're ready. Man, do I love to fuck. Lift it and fucking.

Stacy. What up I don't know if you saw the military press But I just pumped it out And I just want to pump you from behind So why don't we hit the locker room And raw dog And I know in your head that sounds romantic But I gotta be honest

I've tried that angle And a lot of women just do not take it In the spirit it's intended Yeah the intentions are there But the vocab needs a little bit of a tweaking I've tried that angle and a lot of women just do not take it in the spirit it's intended. Yeah. The intentions are there, but the vocab needs a little bit of a tweaking. Some massaging. Yeah.

And if you want to assert your dominance, I think pull-ups are good and then Olympic lifts. Yeah. What about cleans? Yeah. I mean, those are Olympic lifts. So yeah, like hand cleans, power cleans. Yeah. Those are really good ways to be dominant. And get a good grunt in there.

And when you're talking to the girl, maybe don't bring up her camel toe. Let that just kind of sit beneath the surface. Yeah. And I think you'll have good luck that way. And yeah, thanks for writing in, Munch. Michael, I got a question that needed an answer. How are they able to drive around and race

yet never stop for gas in Fast and the Furious? They had NOS. Sorry to hear that, dude. Sounds like you're going through a transition period in your life. Yeah, man, I want to say thank you first for your service. Thank you. You're a brave man, and you've sacrificed for us, and we appreciate that. And I think you display an impressive amount of self-awareness here where you say that maybe it's all just mental

shit. And I think that's maybe the optimal way to approach it. Not because you're placing blame on yourself, but I think you're forgiving yourself for not feeling good. And I think that's a critical step. And from here, I think maybe getting a therapist could be really fire for you and they could help you unlock some of these feelings and then you'd feel more comfortable talking to your boys about why there's maybe been a different situation or different tensions since you came back. And yeah, I think reading

and I think, yeah, just being honest about how you feel, man. Like the fact that you wrote into this, I think is a great step. Like you're looking for help and that's huge. And you're a brave dude and that's huge and you're a brave dude on multiple fronts yeah i concur jacob what up chad and jt i was wondering if you could solve a civil argument between me and my bros at what age do you guys think it's a good

idea to stop drinking four locos i am 19 i think i'm past that stage in my life but my bros seem to always think otherwise and i'm drinking them anyways absolutely ruining my stoke for the next day let me know you know this is a pivotal moment in all young adults lives is when you make the transition from four loco to jaeger or whatever it may be follow your own path you know break out whatever booze you choose and rock it proudly you know your boys are gonna keep drinking four locos that's cool you know let them drink those four locos um but you know i wouldn't tell them that you hate them i would just say you know uh you know what guys i'm gonna have a red Red Bull vodka tonight I'm going to take poles from a plastic handle of vodka and some squirt

and they might be like oh but what about four locos and you're like it's chill if you guys want to drink them but this is how I'm deciding to get fucked up tonight so this is me dudes and they'll give you some you know some shit but in time they'll be like

I kind of like the way he does his own thing. For sure. Or maybe they'll beat the fuck out of you for trying to be different and you'll have to find new friends. But either way, establish those boundaries. This one is from Chad's mom. First woman on the pod. First woman to write in a question.

Thank you so much. What up, mom? I love you. I love you too. we can cut that you saying you love her yeah keep that in mom thank you dude mom hi jt hello this is a message for chad hey mom chad we are going to cabo next week what jack has a timeshare we're using. There are grilled cheese sandwiches in the freezer. Just put them in the microwave for a minute.

If you need more food, there are a few frozen corndogs in the freezer and cinnamon toast crunch on the counter. Nice. So great. And for God's sake, clean up your man space or use for breeze or something. Aunt Kath is coming when we get back. Love, Mom. Thanks for the message, Mom. I'm a little heated that you're going to cabo without me she and my stepdad just go to cabo and i'm like what about the invite and they're

like well you should work on doing your own thing and i'm like but it's cabo um but thanks for the tip mom and um she always gets fire corn dogs foster farms and um i'm really stuck on those and cementos crunch i mean what more do you need and uh yeah i'll clean up the man space when i get to it mom i'm sorry just uh been super busy uh just trying to be a viral sensation have fun guys i love you samuel got a question playing up the the Tinder game but sending the first message can be difficult Got any ideas? Help a brother out Yeah, I've got a fire opener I say, not to be too forward, but what's up?

I like that I just go with an Arnold Schwarzenegger gif Of just him doing curls It gets a pretty decent response Set the tempo Yeah Mark, what up Chad Chad and JT? You guys are legends.

Dude, you're a legend. I've been living in a good, consistent stoke, but I've hit a speed bump. My boss is doing way too much blow. He's been my boy for a year, and I like dabbling into the blow ski with him, but he's been peer pressuring me hard of late. I like my job, but I can't keep doing blow during the day.

How do I get him to slow down? How does he get his boss to slow down? Yeah, it sounds like his boss wants to do blow every day but his boss is uncomfortable doing it unless he does it with him do more blow than your boss can do and just like take the fight out of him overpower him with consumption party so hard yeah And take him to the edge of his partying abilities that he doesn't want to party anymore. He's looking for a break. Yeah. He's like, do you usually do an eight ball for breakfast? And you're like, yeah. And he's like, all right, I'm going to go have an orange juice. Which brings us to our next work question. Chad, keep on fighting for the Stokers. What up, JT? What up?

What up? I'm in a danger situation. Danger, Will Rogers. Danger. I boned my boss, who's a hot chick. Nice. Nice. At a work retreat. And it was super fun, but we're back now. And I was non-exclusively dating someone, but now we're exclusive. And since then, my boss has been acting super weird. She's being way harder on me and calling me demeaning nicknames in front of people. This sounds like it's from horrible bosses. Is your boss Jennifer Aniston? Because I'd go back to the boss if that were the case. In gang culture, there's a thing called blood in, blood out, which means to get into the gang, you have to kill someone,

and to get out of the gang, you have to kill someone. So maybe if you take dick away from someone, you have to replace said dick. What up, Chad and JT? I'm a dad and I'm trying to figure out what gift to give my kid for his birthday. A pellet gun or a skateboard? He wants both, but I can only handle having him I can only handle him having one dangerous favorite thing.

I'd get him a skateboard because the likelihood of getting sponsored is way higher in this instance. So go with the skateboard because your kid could start shredding and get sponsored. With a pellet gun, you get tired of shooting shit pretty easily. And he might, you know, shoot animals and stuff. He might shoot kids.

I hope not. But I'd give him a little twig that you can shred on yeah he's probably gonna make better friends skating than he will shooting birds with a pellet gun that does it for episode number five of the going deep with chad and jt podcast thank you guys so much um we just started a patreon chad goes deep patreon uh i'll post the link on our social social media and you can also for more stuff on chad and jt go to chad goes deep.com uh find us on facebook chad goes deep youtube chad goes deep instagram chad goes deep twitter chad goes deep and then um we are on iTunes uh if you like the

podcast subscribe give us a rating give us a review we love that um and uh yeah thank you guys so much for listening keep writing in we love the questions we love you um I want to give a shout out to uh Jermaine Parra he was uh talking trash on the Scorched Earth podcast. I just want to say, Jermaine, I'm going to throw you under the bus right now and just say suck it. KT? Yeah, I think Jermaine has some pretty ugly opinions.

He's a good guy, though. Yeah, later. What's your team? Go with me. Chad and Jay. Yeah, later.