Going Deep with Chad and JT - Ep. 61 - Uncle Joe Returns, Socks, Spring Break

Episode Date: March 13, 2019

What up stokers, in episode 61, Uncle Joe returns to lay down the hammer with both his mind and huge dong.  We discuss all things MTV, what makes socks dorky, JT's wild night, and much more.  Dive on in! For Chad Goes Deep t shirts, check out www.chadgoesdeep.com

oh we're live what's up stokers of stoke nation we get this is chad kroger coming in with going deep with chad jt podcast i just had my compadre taking a nice chug. What up? Boom, clap, Stokers. What up, dog? How you doing? I'm good, man. Good? I'm hanging. It's Monday morning.

We usually record in the evenings, but it's Monday at 11. Feels like 10 because of that time change, but I'm stoked on the time change. Yeah, dude. More sunlight. Oh, yeah. For my dogs. I'm ready to barbecue. Hit the grill.

And we got our dog here, Big Joe with the big hog. What up? Hey, guys. Great to be here. Happy Monday. Sorry for saying that. Yeah, I'm not really a happy Monday sayer, but. We had a nice drive over here.

But it is nice to get things started early. Sweet. So we had a fun show on Saturday. Dude, that was awesome. Yeah. Sold out. Locals only at the Hollywood Improv. Great crowd.

Met some great stokers. Awesome. Got some messages from stokers afterwards too who were like, hey, man, I wanted to say hi, but I was too nervous. Oh, really? Yeah, and I'm like, say hi. Yeah. Yeah.

It was a good show. Thanks for having me. Dude, we didn't have you yeah i know oh right we've had you would have been nice you're the most frequent performer we've had though i think you're even you got more than strider yeah you're on the next one if you can make it what's the day yeah that's true too you you've said no to a couple of them because you you picked work over it no i don't pick it yeah i can't get out of it because you tell me the day of we are a little bit late with our planning yeah it's not high on our priority list but it's been working out great the shows are good i can't

imagine much better lineups sort of rely on the improv i'm like can you book this yeah what takes it's hard to pick anyways what you've been up to since the man so partied so hard after the show yeah yeah i was a little bit high on my horse and so i was telling one of my buddies i was like yo you gotta stop doing so much blow right two hours after that i threw up at the diner i was at my table from being so hammered oh you flew up at the diner I was at at my table from being so hammered. Oh, you flew up at the table? I threw up at the table, blacked out, hammered. I wouldn't go back to that diner for two years, probably. Dude, I don't want to ever go back.

I wanted to go over there. It's a nice diner. I wanted to go back to burn the tapes that they had of me that night. Good thing it wasn't swingers. I know. I was so happy. You better not do that in our neighborhood. Dude, Joe and I said the same thing to each other.

He's like, where'd you throw up? I was like, Fred 62. He's like, all right, other side of town. I was like, yeah, thank God. Yeah, that's what I told him. I said, keep it on that side of town. Don't do it in my neighborhood. No, I totally agree.

Yeah. I got away with one. You told me about it, and I'm like, I never heard of it. Fuck him. No, it's a nice little diner. There's a diner that I like better in that area. I've never been. You know how George Costanza knows every great bathroom in New York City?

Oh, really? Joe knows every great diner in Los Angeles and Chicago. And bathroom. Probably, yeah. No, not bathroom. I'll go anywhere now for the bathroom. Really? That surprises me.

Yeah, I feel like you'd be more like, well, this one has marble. Yeah, you'd have Finch-level pickiness. Yeah, I feel like you'd be more, you know, like, well, this one has marble, so. Yeah, you'd have finch-level pickiness. Yeah. Well, no, if you have to go, you just gotta. Because I eat a lot of fiber, so. Yeah. I don't have much choice. You'd be like, well, this, I feel like this restaurant doesn't deserve my hog.

You know what I mean? Yeah, you would think, but i let it go anywhere vortree sent me a nice encouraging text because i told him that i threw up at the diner i got it anytime i do something embarrassing i force myself to tell like eight people um because i want him to hear it from me too and then he said wish i was there to let everyone know that they just witnessed greatness in case they thought it was weakness i'd explain how none of them are on your level and they in fact just saw the height of physical prowess i mean it's probably not true but gave me a nice jolt out of shame yesterday when i got that text well i'm sure floyd mayweather's trainers say the same

shit to him yeah they're like dude you're you're a winner, baby. You're a winner, dude. Yeah. Yeah. What else, legends? All right, dude, so we had some articles this week. Did you guys watch Aaron Lewis, the lead singer of the band Stained, leave the stage in Oklahoma City because he was getting heckled too loud? Yeah. What'd you guys make of it? Well, I don't understand what the venue had to be like

people had to be wasted had to be like a at a bar or something it seemed like everybody was standing felt like a rodeo yeah it was weird rodeos are fun you've been to a rodeo yeah a couple that's cool yeah but why not just play the freaking song i've've been to a rodeo. You have? Yeah. They rode the, no, never mind. Did it bother you that they tied the bull's hogs up? Yeah, it did. It's all kind of sad, really. Yeah.

Dude, so I was so bad at sports, my parents were like, maybe get into, like, cowboying because I'm pretty good at riding horses. Yeah. So I tried to, like, learn how to rope and stuff like that for a few weeks. Literally, my ass got chafed. I was taking a hot shower, and my crack just lit on fire. And I checked in the mirror, and I had a big scab from posting on the saddle. It was just making my ass raw. Wasn't that why you wore chaps?

I don't know. I wore blue jeans. But, dude, every guy that i met there was missing fingers yeah because what happens is is when they uh rope the uh calf and then they tie the rope around the bullhorn their fingers get caught within the rope and then when the calf bucks and they they like they get that jolt it pops it just rips your fingers off yeah dude but they're all smiling ear to ear like they got five more fingers than you they're like hey what's up man good to meet you like nicest coolest

guys in the world they're all super badass but i was like i was like i don't love it enough to to endure what you guys have gone through yeah you'd be funny as a cowboy yeah i think i'd be into it you'd be i'm good i did a good job on that bull at the saddle ranch oh yeah that was he had good technique you stayed on that it's performative it's just all just let your back

flare when you go up yeah I tried a bowl blacked out in New Orleans and I stayed on for like a second really? it just ragdolled me off well we gotta get you back

we should go to the saddle ranch immediately after this yeah I had a few hand grenades so I was not in the right and dude I was wearing I was doing a story out of it, you know,

and I was wearing no-show socks, like Vans no-show socks, and I got, like, 30 messages. Nice no-show socks, you fucking pussy. People don't like no-show socks? I guess not. Well, I guess they're, like, kind of girly maybe. I don't know. Wow.

You mean just socks where you can't see them? Yeah. I'm like, I guess you don't wear Vans. That's all I wear. I'm blissfully ignorant of those dudes. I don't wear any high socks unless I'm going to like a wedding or something. Thank you, Joe. I wear both, but I prefer low cut socks.

I have too much leg hair. Yeah. My ankles are too nice not to show. Aaron Lewis, what happened to him at this show that got him so mad? Well, dude, at first i was gonna be like man he's like that kid that people bully because he just keeps getting mad you know right he's like shut the fuck up that feeds the hecklers oh yeah yeah and then also he was wearing glasses so maybe i mean what do you just get out of bed to do the show yeah freaking four eyes yeah he's a frumpy

looking guy i could tell you this for sure he was not in a state of ketosis no no he's not no that looked like he was you know he had like a freaking sourdough sandwich right before he uh i remember do you remember when that song outside came out i'm on the outside i don't know stain though yeah so you don't know that song a pretty big hit. But I, what was I going to say? Fuck. Oh, when he's like, he's like, listen, I'm fucking good. I like that. Did he mean like he's good at being a musician or like I don't need this?

I don't need this. That's what he meant. I think he means both. I thought about that too. Because at first I was like, oh, he's saying, when he first says I'm good, it sounds like he just means like as an artist. No, they know that he means both. I thought about that too. Because at first I was like, oh, he's saying, when he first says, I'm good, it sounds like he just means like as an artist. No, they know that he's good. He means like, I'm good.

Like, I don't need to be here. Obviously, he's good. He's a professional musician. Well, maybe he felt disrespected. And he's like, you guys don't remember me with Fred Durst. Right. That's what I was thinking too. Yeah.

Listen, I'm fucking good. I don't need to be here. Yeah, the way he said it sounds like that. Listen, I'm fucking good. I don't need to be here. Yeah, the way he said it sounds like that. Like I'm good at music. And right before he leaves, the song that he plays is called Thank You. And he's like, ironic enough, this song is called I Have to Say Thank You to All You Motherfuckers. Well, yeah. So then he probably walked off because he's like, these people don't deserve this song.

Yeah, they don't deserve this gratitude. Yeah. That must have been the thinking. Dude, I'm starting a juice cleanse. Oh, dude, did you start that today? No, no. You're starting it right now. You have a juice. Yeah, I have a juice.

I'm going to try it, I think, tomorrow maybe. I don't know. Troy Casey, certified health nut. I like to experiment with all this stuff. I think it's fun. Yeah, you're an optimizer. He's like, you got to do that juice cleanse, man. You're going to look like a spring chicken.

I'm like, can't argue with that. I want to go on a sandwich cleanse. Nice. Dude, I'm pumped for your juice cleanse. Dude, I was was gonna do it with you and i just got scared well i'll just dive in and i'll let you know how it goes i'll see the like proof of concept in you and stokers if you want to get involved you know hit me or troy casey yeah we'll try it first yeah i'm gonna try it first and i'll report from the field let

you know if it's worth it what are we talking grape juice apple juice sunny d nice for real yeah i'm getting a bunch of sunny d dudes also big topic that we got to cover we're obviously all scooter devotees we love the birds we love the limes but now there's spin scooters and now uber's doing scooters. Lyft is too. Yeah, and Lyft is doing scooters too. There's five scooter companies. And Razor's doing scooters. Oh, and Razor. There's six scooter companies?

There's probably like 30 we don't know about. I don't like it. I don't like that either. Yeah, it is a mess. For me, the scooter game is like Highlander. There can be only one. Yeah, dude, because I don't like looking at, you know, walking the street and looking at the array of scooters

and be like, I don't know that, I don't know that, I don't know that. Where's the bird and lime? And things change, and that's the course of life, you know, is adjusting that. But with scooters, it's happening too fast. How did all these get here? Yeah, who's driving them here? Who dropped them off?

Did they just come in a pickup truck and they just put them on venice beach yeah where's the factory where's the scooter factory dude yeah good question are these american made or you think they build them overseas i think they're french i gotta get more ethical with my scooter game and figure out like what the practices are of these different uh we should get scooter comps yeah dude my friend works for bird and she's in new zealand promoting the scoots really yeah how's works for Bird, and she's in New Zealand promoting the scoots. Really? Yeah. How's she like New Zealand?

Is she doing the Lord of the Rings stuff? I haven't asked, but I'm sure she's seen some elves in Orlando Bloom. Are you guys ready for questions? Yeah, I would love to hear some questions. We got some great ones this week. Dude, I got one. I'll read it. Darn it, my internet's moving slow what else is up i don't know i did the wim hof breathing method this morning how was that it

felt good what is that it's just like deep breathing why do you keep doing stuff because it feels good i like feeling good you know my goal is to feel good all the time a no life's life but try and feel good all the time it's my new discipline call all right first one we got the questions up boys oh what's up Chad and JT just based on what I observe in the videos it seems as though Chad gets quite a bit of attention from the ladies. Everyone has their strengths in life and I don't want to discredit JT, but Chad, are you better at pooling compared to JT?

If true, JT, are you jealous of Chad's superior game? While I was just talking about this, I get jealous of him all the time. Oh, you do? Yeah. I get jealous of you. But I think it's good to be around people who are good at stuff, though. Yeah, I mean, that person's right.

He definitely gets more. But I don't... I'm sorry. No, it's true. It's face reality here. I'm looking at it. Well, I do appreciate... But I don't think I have a better game.

I'm a pretty shy, introverted guy. I'm not one to approach girls. But you are very charming. Oh, well, so are you. JT's got the superior intelligence, I'm not one to, like, you know, approach girls. But you are very charming. Oh, well, so are you. Like, JT's got the superior intelligence, I think. Yeah. Aaron, we look at each other's balls too much. You want some of this?

Because it's genuine. Dude. I do appreciate, but I think, JT, I want to discount your game. Thank you, dude. Hey, bros. I love the pod. It does. Oh, okay.

So this was a question from last week. We had a young stoker write in that he was worried he got his girlfriend pregnant. And that obviously made Chad and I nervous for him and his partner. He writes me back. Hey, guys, just wanted to update you on the pregnancy situation all is good we did use protection and we're mainly worried about the small percentage chance that condoms don't work dude you're yeah when you look back on this email that you sent to us years from now you're gonna be like man i really didn't understand much about the world he should have uh well what was the scare why did he think he thought his girlfriend was pregnant why but he

didn't include in the first email that they did wear protection because she missed her period and he's like a high school kid i never came but she missed her period. Yeah, exactly. And we only did oral. Is she pregnant? There's only one time that that's happened. Someone's gotten pregnant while using condoms.

Do you know where it happened? The movie knocked it up? No, he doesn't wear a condom. No, it happened in Friends. Oh, really? Ross got Rachel pregnant. Really? That's how you know it's meant to be. Yeah, but there had

to be an error somewhere you can't come into it into the condom and have it maybe you stuck it in and then you're like oh wait we should put it on i maybe when you slid it in some dripped out take it up with david schwimmer dude all right guys guys what's up long time listener first time writing in. I was FaceTiming my bro the other night who I've been friends with since middle school.

Year out of high school now. He was in his koozie when I noticed someone in the background walking out of his house. He quickly turned the camera and acted like no one was there, but I know who I saw.

My ex-girlfriend of four years. I haven't confronted him about it yet. Don't know if I should. This has drained my stoke tank entirely as me and him are very close And he knows I still have feelings for her Due to the fact that it ended from her going to school

And me staying behind to start my construction company Our relationship ended mutually And me and her still stay in touch My question for you guys is Would you confront him Or just leave it be and assume it was problem nothing Thanks guys Any advice would help

Fuck Puzio So this guy saw his buddy in the jacuzzi is that what he's talking about so he facetimed his buddy while his buddy was in the jacuzzi and then his buddy there was noise in the background and someone moving and his buddy moved the camera so to not show that person but this guy saw who that person was and it was his ex-girlfriend so she was in the jacuzzi with him that's yeah and you're not and he's questioning whether or not to confront him you better confront him you pussy yeah you have to confirm i don't think you're a pussy but you have to confront him especially with the intentional camera move yeah and also the fact that he picked up a facetime call while he's

sleeping with your ex-girlfriend like the fucking balls on this guy he wants to get caught right yeah that's why you're a pussy if you don't call him out like that's insanity wanting in front of your face yeah there's there's there's a level of disrespect here that because of him accepting the facetime call i don't mean that's a really weird situation and definitely something needs to be four years they did it how are you bros with somebody then you like i don't know I don't understand. I must've had really good friends. I don't understand people. You're right.

Dude also reminds me, you know, of my sitch with that guy who sandbagged me with my girlfriend. And I still haven't talked to him about it. And at this point I think I'm, I've been ignoring him and cold shouldering him so much when, cause we run into each other a lot. I just like, won't make eye contact with him. I'll just walk away. Like now I'm being being the punk i have to talk to him this is the one that i know about yeah yeah you have to do that i gotta talk to him yeah oh dude by the way i i probably went i wanted to talk about this before uh i forgot but um on friday night uh

this is just like a comment on like week spending the weekend i feel like uh because i just like hung out with caroline and we got got dinner and watched a movie waking up on saturday after not drinking to me feels better than drinking on friday yeah that's how i felt that morning wait so you feel better in the morning than you would have even being out that night drinking maybe it's just a random thing i just i felt on saturday i'm like i should talk about better in the morning than you would have even being out that night drinking? Maybe it's just a random thing. I felt it on Saturday. I'm like, I should talk about this in the pod. Absolutely.

We're at the dog park and this is awesome. Dude, you're establishing your point of view and you're letting the world know. That's what this fucking thing is for. That's what these mics are here for. What you have to learn, too, is sometimes when you're drinking, just like as soon as you feel that buzz, stop. I don't have that. Well, you need it.

That's what happened to me on Saturday. Because then the next day you feel great because you're like, oh, I kind of, you know, I got a little, I felt loose, but I didn't get wasted. I'm trying to teach myself to like. Why don't you be mature? Grow up. Thanks.

Yeah, I needed that. It sounded like he was just about to express that though but yeah well i don't know what he was about to say he's wearing a cut off uh i just came from the gym yeah you look great all right what's up chatting jt my name is mckay and i'm a 22 year old college student and this question comes to you from some deep need a couple of my boys and i love the pod and have markedly improved our stoke since beginning to listen but none of my boys and I love the pod and have markedly improved our Stokes since beginning to listen, but none of my boys use the terms, but one of my boys used the term Stike recently

as a form of Ray's Stoke. I don't know how I feel about this as I feel like Stoke is irreplaceable. I'm open to learning about Stike, but don't know if it is in the Stoke canon. Thanks for the fire advice and constant laughs. Your boy from Utah, McKay. Dude, I'm all about inventing words

you know i'm just you know i'm i invent words so i'm not gonna tell anyone not to do it that's super fair stike is a pretty cool word that's very fair yeah but i don't know how you would use it yeah i you know not to be judgy but it doesn't sound like when you can really insert into the vernacular well man i'm stiked yeah you gotta really force that on people it doesn't sound like one you can really insert into the vernacular well. Man, I'm stiked. Yeah. You've got to really force that on people. It doesn't sound right. Your tongue doesn't want to do that.

I feel like it's like the plural of stoke. It almost sounds like. Yeah, I think that's what he's going for. It'd be like if a group of guys are stoked, you'd be like, we're at peak stike here. Right. Maybe. Guardians of Stoke. My brother is a really negative dude and easily the most stressful part of my life he has been a total dick to me most of my existence and has

ruined many of my friendships and relationships i really struggle to think of positive things he has done for my life but there are very few anytime he does something nice he uses it as he uses it as ammo against me he wants to have a relationship with me but i don't have the courage to tell him that I don't want to see him or be around him. I've essentially boked him from my life. I know he struggles with depression and anxiety, as do I, not nearly as bad though.

And I've tried to talk to him about it many times to no avail. He's my only sib and I would like to be cool with him, but he always finds something to be angry about and it drains my stokage. I try to do fun things with him, but it always turns stressful and contentious. I'm at an impasse for how i should deal with them any suggestions um that's tough because it's your

brother yeah it'd be interesting to know how old they are yeah it's hard to book a brother i think you like you can take space with the idea being that with that space you'll have some peace and then you'll be able to reflect on your guys's relationship like without his influence negative or positive and then i think the hope is that you come to some kind of like you resolve it kind of within yourself and then you go back and hang out with them yeah but you don't you don't want the boat to be permanent i think the idea is always that you you get better on your own and then you come back and try to reintegrate with them yeah i feel like there's nothing better than having a good relationship with your family

yeah yeah especially if it's your only sibling you're yeah yeah because at some point it's just going to be you two so yeah i think you know you at some point you want to rekindle maybe just be honest with them be like you know you do this and it makes me feel this way. Yeah, I mean, in life, yeah, I mean, me and my brother, yeah, you don't always get along. There's always these weird, especially like teenage years. And people going through a lot of changes. Yeah. If they're teens, I could see them in their 20s sort of rekindling.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's why I'm wondering how old they are. Sort of like Bradley Cooper in Silver Lining's playbook. He's like, yeah, I just got engaged. Everything's going so well. Everything's going so well. And he's like, I forget the line he uses. De Niro. He's like, as my friend Danny would say, I got nothing for love for you, brother. Yeah. And he's giving him a hug. And then De Niro has the best line in that scene too, where the Shea Whig and the Cooper's brother's like, yeah, you know, I just got my house and now I'm engaged and you lost your house

and you lost your wife. Rob Gino goes, why do you keep telling him things that are good for you that are bad for him? Yeah. When I saw that movie with my GF, it was right after the Aurora shooting in Colorado and there was a big cop present,

got cop presence at the theater. And I'm so paranoid. I was 100% convinced there was a shooter in our theater. Literally followed the person in the bathroom into the concession line when they left. What up, Chad and JT? Absolutely love the pod and all that you guys do. Thank you for always bringing my stoke level to a maximum. You guys are the best.

Anyway, I recently got out of a four-year relation, so I'm back on the market for the first time in a while. An important note to this story is that I like to consider myself a party guy. I love getting after it with my dogs and being the stoke of the soiree. Anyways, I was talking to a girl, and it was going really well. While conversating, I had spotted my boy, and we shouted our signature line together, we getting after it, in reference to having a good time and partying.

The honey I was talking to then gave me a piece of advice after i said that she told me not to do that i got the hint that girls don't seem to like the guys who get super amped and party hard they want joe cool my question is this i want to hook up with the ladies particularly particularly this babe but at the same time i want to go hard and get after it with my absolute dogs what do i do if i get in these party situations if I want to lay some pipe? Do I play it cool, be chill, and try to be smooth? Or do I bring the intensity, rally the troops, and get super cocked with my bros? Is there any way to do both? Really need some advice.

Thank you, my dogs. Yeah, I would do the line just around the boys. I don't know if I'd yell out, We getting after it, like with a lot of women around. It's a little scary. Sounds more like a Bud Light commercial. Yeah, I think, dude, it's all ratio. I'd say act a little embarrassed

when you like let her know that you're a little embarrassed about it afterwards and before, like just be self-aware about it. But then when you commit to it with your boys, go 100%. Yeah, and I think that helped me to be judgy. We getting after it.

I was like, yeah. I mean, maybe say that like after. There's probably a context for it. I know, I know. Maybe like after you're not chugging your beer, then like, yeah, I'm getting after it. Like, don't just be talking to women and just be like, yeah, we're getting after it.

Like a big high five. Well, I think we're also forgetting how lines like that. And the like oh they're coming for me so yeah don't say it like when it's like rooted in a mutual experience when you're like across the room that's yeah that's weird if you keep it more like personal and like up close like we getting after it's yeah maybe a little more special and less right you don't need to yell it yeah yeah yeah that's don't do that because uh but but i was like the frosting on the cake could be if he could find a lady who joins in on the chant whoa right yeah get a lady friend like she goes if he goes we getting after it and then she goes yeah we getting after it and

he's like fuck i love you i love you so, what up? So basically my church squad and I decided to give up hot showers for Lent. So from March 6th till April 18th, all of the boys are going to be taking cold showers for the Lord. We're a really close group, so we're going to be supporting each other throughout it. One of my buds and I used to do cold showers, but I gave up and he kept going strong. What can I do to avoid being a quitter?

What are some tips you can give me to keep our mental fortitude going strong and our stoke levels high love the pod wow i gotta say big uh respect to uh observing lent i would say and also um that's a great thing to give up like when i was a kid growing up we used to grow like you'd give up like some kind of food. Giving up a hot shower, that is a- Sacrifice. That's a real sacrifice. That's good. Damn, I could never do that. That's bravery.

Yeah, I'd watch YouTube videos on the benefits of cold showers to sort of remind you too. That's what I do. Of what you're doing it for. With stuff like that, if you watch stuff to like remind you of the benefits that gets you more pumped up to do it dude i think if you watch that and then since he's a christian like youtube clips of jesus going through the stations of the cross yeah you're gonna be very keenly aware of what this is all maybe just do it do everything fast speed it up if it's uh starts to get to you. Just do everything in two minutes. Yeah, or maybe lay down some sweet action on it.

Oh, put some money on it. Yeah. Ooh, a little devil incentive. Yeah. That's what's up. What's up, gods of the pods? I'm in the middle of a stinky pickle, a smelly situation. My two best friends are beefing with each other,

and it's causing the whole squad to drastically decrease in stoke. To give a little background, both my boys came close with a gal within a mutual herd of homies. One of my boys, Will, got with this gal and had a short-lived hookup spree. Their relationship was kind of one-sided, so my boy had some feelings but got none really in return. This ended in a slightly awkward way, which led to him not hanging with the homies for some time. During this interim, my other bro, Caleb, came close with this chick and feelings became mutual. This kind of breaks the bro code except Caleb asked Will how he felt about it at the beginning. Will didn't want to ruin his bro's opportunity so he wasn't up front with Caleb and said everything was fine. Fast forward from November to the past few weeks, Will has been

very upset. Since I was kind of the arbiter in this conflict, I wanted to hear both of my boys' sides. After Will had his brief fallout of the homie's sesh, he had strongly felt that Caleb had been purposely excluding him and not allowing him to fix the awkward relationship between him and the gal. At the same time, Caleb gave him a chance to tell him how he felt. How is Caleb supposed to squash the beef if Will won't be vulnerable with him i want my boys back together as well as to revive the stoke squad what should my boys do to resolve this beef thanks guys learned a lot from y'all's pod take it easy my dog i think it would take a week for us to think through this complicated hornet's nest

of friendship there was a lot going on there if it's more than if you're reading for more than the 30 seconds i can't i stopped following dude thank you for saying what i've been thinking um i mean i don't know from what i caught on to it's like i mean it's it's fair game if just, if it was a hookup thing. It's like, that's not, that wasn't your girlfriend. It's like. So how do they get the two bros back together? It's the same thing that happens all the time. I mean, the other guy's just got to be like, you know, get over it.

It's like, okay, she didn't like you. She likes him. And it's like, I don't know. All right, guys, those are all our questions dude i'm supposed to shout out a specific stoker for this next tidbit of advice that's changing the structure of the podcast slightly um and i for some reason can't remember where i put his name i'm so sorry stoker i will find a way to make this right but he recommended that we do the beef of the week first because why end with beef yeah oh really start with the beef work up to legend so thank you dude and uh i'll uh shout you out on the next one absolutely uh so with that being said chad who

is your beef of the week well first let me just preface all of these by saying that uh i'm going on an mtv theme here going on mtv theme here um yeah my my gf has turned me on to mtv once again and i forgot how wonderful it once was or it is it's great station and uh so thank you caroline for reclaiming that mtv stoke i once had. Helping me reclaim. What specifically are you watching? Siesta Key and Lindsay Lohan Show. Those are both. See, I've only seen Siesta Key, so I can't say both,

but Siesta Key is great. Great. Is that like a Jersey Shore in Florida or something? It's more like a beach. Oh, nice. Some people might say, aren't those all the same thing? It's like, do you understand tone? They're drastically different.

Is Chesapeake, Florida? Yeah. Nice. My dog, where's the beef, though? All right, my beef is with the canceling of MTV Spring Break. This should have been my first beef ever, okay, guys? MTV Spring Break had it all. It had parties.

It had Mexico. It had Cancun. It had it all. It had parties. It had Mexico. It had Cancun. It had fire bands. It had bikinis. It had tank tops. Shaved chest. There was never body hair. It was exciting.

I looked forward to it. I loved it. It had MTV VJs. Before I even knew what Spring Break was, it showed me what spring break was and could be you know so every time i did spring break i'm like i need to live up to that potential of mtv spring break i don't know why they canceled it is it still canceled yeah i don't know yeah i don't think they do it what's going on bring it back yeah i think you know i think that could do uh it could benefit our society greatly if we had MTV Spring Break back

if we had Sum 41 did Instagram ruin it? probably but if we had Sum 41 playing Fat Lip during Spring Break for everyone to watch

yeah how the nation's Stoke level would just fucking they did that one where it was just people saying their fantasies

and a girl went up there and she's like my fantasy is to be wrapped in a burrito with a super hot guy and they picked a guy out of the audience. They probably picked him

two weeks before that. But then they came out on stage. They had a giant tortilla. They put them inside of it. Then they poured all the toppings on them and rolled them up. And then as the camera panned like 10 minutes later

in the episode from a different fantasy, just moved over to them for a second. They were making out in the burrito. What show was that? Dude.

And you know, someone on the production crew was like, hey, the camera's coming, make out. But they made it seem like that was just the organic reality of spring break. Ignorance is bliss.

Girls want to be in a burrito with a guy making out on spring break. Book my ticket. Let's go. If I'm watching that right now, I would ignore all that and just be like, that happened organically. I'm having fantasies right now that we just get a call. I hit speakerphone and someone's like, hey, we want you three boys right now to come to spring break dude we don't even get to go home well let's just put that on the ether hey um whoever's in charge of spring break invite us and sponsor us and that's something that you might have missed because

you were talking about how his sleeves were cut off and there was like a little bit of a tone like you were saying something who's ready for spring break if we go right now? Yeah, he's ready. I'm not. My dog's always ready. Always. Always. That's my beef. It's like MTV, bring back spring break.

Bring it back. You know, bring back Carson Daly. Bring back VJs. Make me a VJ. Make JT a VJ. Make Pauly. You think Pauly should go back? Yeah.

Make Joe a hog J. I thought you meant Pauly from The Sopranos at first. I was like, I'd love to spring break with him. Dude, whenever I'm feeling down, I just think of like, I just go back to like watching just some 41 playing Fat Lip at spring break, and I feel good. That's awesome. Joe, what is your beef of the week?

Yeah, I mean, I've been thinking about this. My beef's kind of like a more of a serious, uh, thing. Um, like, uh, like when talking about death, uh, I have a beef with people that like, don't, um, like there's kind of a thing where people will get like mad at other people for being like too sad about somebody's death like there's no like it's weird that people will be like well you didn't know him long enough to be like this upset it's like you can't tell people how to feel about someone dying and how it affects them it's like there's no competition of like um oh i knew them longer so what you know so i should be more sad you don't you can't be as sad as me and i find it weird that people do that at the death of somebody that's a very interesting human reaction to have is to be like mad at somebody for

being sad over a death it's very self-centered yeah i don't know i just i i've seen that happen a lot throughout my life and again lately and it's just weird that people do that and i i don't know i got a problem with it i don't like it i hear you i hear it i don't think it's a really good beef yeah i mean i don't think there's any it's a waste of energy it's like okay we can all mourn in our own way. We don't have to, you know, why are you worried about what other, somebody else feels about somebody else's death?

It's like, you want someone to honor that person less? Yeah. It's like, yeah, exactly. It's very, it's a very weird reaction to have.

All right, dude, my beef of the week is with, uh, people who do like credential dropping during an argument like who bring up like why their argument's better not and it's not because their argument is actually better it's because of like what they do outside of the argument like what their job is or something i've been stewing on this for a while because what

happened is is like i had some of the dogs over for the ufc fights and then um i was messaging with a girl on hinge she's like really pretty so I was nervous and I was like okay what should I say what should I say and we're all like tossing ideas back and forth and then my one buddy goes well as the writer because like we didn't jump we didn't like his idea that much he's like well as the writer of the group I'm just saying and I was like oh it was like a it's like he farted on my face I was like okay Jesus and like hey if you're the writer give me the best line to say to this person and I'll use it.

But don't just tell me it's the best line because you have some experience. Boom. And he is a great writer and the man. You know what the only credential I'll allow is? Joe dropping his hog. Well, yeah. As the hog of the group.

Yeah, I'm going to use that. Thank you. Chad, who is your babe of the group yeah i'm gonna use that thank you chad who is your babe of the week my babe of the week is kurt loader dude mtv mtv news i got the theme baby i trusted that guy i trust yeah that's what i'm saying dude all right first off kurt loader dude thank you for delivering the essential news to the youth and in between fire music videos, you know? Like this guy could have gone to CNN. He could have gone to, you know, any of those other big stations. He could have gone, but he stayed at MTV because he's like, I'm a journalist.

I know what I want to do. I want to deliver the news to the youth in a cool, fun way in between music videos. And that's what he did. And the dude's like 73 now so he was doing you know like back in like the mtv heyday he was probably in his like 50s 60s yeah just like dropping news bombs on these kids and just like dude thank you dude i think it was mariah carey too was talking to the camera doing like one of those talking head shows about old mtv and she's like i had the biggest crush on kurt loder and then they cut back to kurt

loder's talking to the camera he's like I wish I would have known that at the time yeah so Kurt Loder dude you're a freaking babe yeah he was cool delivered the news in such a cool way he didn't betray who you were he wasn't trying to be the cool guy

he wasn't trying to be hip or younger no he felt like a fucking for real anchor coming on just like alright we just bombed Iraq. Now back to this Jessica Simpson music video. Joe, who's your babe of the week? My babe of the week is my parents' dog, Beezy. Oh, hell yeah.

Because she's just turned 14, and my mom got her groomed, and she still looks like a puppy. Like, that's her. Oh, wow. Yeah, I mean, she's amazing. Maybe hold that to the camera.

Yeah, here's Beezy. Nice. There we go. Don't move your hand so much. There we go. Yeah, she's 14. She's still very spry. She goes for a walk every day with my dad, and she was having a bit of a anxiety problem for a while what they said now she sleeps good and it's pretty amazing because

she was like a rescue dog and they didn't even know exactly what breed she was and she's just been she's 98 years old yeah she's yeah she's been a big part of the family and she's great that's awesome easy nice name very close easy my babe of the week is alex trebek nice the distinguished host of one of the longest running game shows and you know one of the classiest game shows jeopardy he's a great guy I trust him I love seeing him up there the thing I like about him too is that when he

gently corrects people he always makes it seem like he already knew the answer and he doesn't know the answer but you believe that he could and his pronunciations are always on point so you're like

this guy gets it he's cultured and he's just been such a strong consistent stable presence in my life and it's a greatd and he's just been such a strong consistent stable presence in my life and it's a great show and and you know he got diagnosed with the same thing my dad's got pancreatic cancer so now he's in the fight with my dad and just like my dad they're both babes

and legends and and they're gonna fight so thank you alex for doing what you do appreciate you man chad who is your legend of the week? Well, we kind of already covered this. My legend of the week is MTV Spring Break. We kind of already talked about how epic it is. Because my beef was the canceling of it. But, you know, just want to reiterate.

Like, guys, do Spring Break right. And bring it back. Joe, who is your Legend of the Week? My Legend of the Week is St. Patrick, the godfather of beer. I forget exactly what St. Patrick was. He did a lot of good things in Ireland. He was like a missionary.

Did a lot of research on this ireland he like was like a uh missionary or but uh did a lot of research on this legend huh yeah but his um well i used to know and then i don't know but anyways he's brought me a lot of great times in my life um you know being from chicago st patrick's day is one of the biggest holidays and um they dye the river green. Like, people from Chicago can pretty much out-drink anybody, I would say. Oh, here we go. No, I mean, it's just insane. It's a great— You really want to take the Pepsi challenge on that?

Like, I have so many memories in my head of, like, past St. Patrick's Days and just how much fun they've been. Green beer, you ever have that no Guinness I can't even drink Guinness why it's just too thick for me you know what else is too thick for you that fat dick yeah I asked him I was like do you like being known for having a big dick he's like yeah well yeah people say people bring it up to me it's like okay it's do you feel appropriate do you feel pressure that you have to live up to it? You seem pretty comfortable with it. I don't see any of that,

but, but maybe hidden. Is it in there? No, I, yeah, I'm comfortable with that. I mean,

I don't really want to talk about it, but right. What's it like? What's what? Like just, you know, sporting around a fucking third leg. Yeah.

My back hurts a lot. Do you do a lot of deadlifts? No. All right, my babe of the week. Oh, no, sorry. My legend of the week is Debra Woodley. Who's that? Yeah, who's that?

Debra Woodley is the 170-pound former champion of the UFC, and he got his ass kind of handed to him a couple of weekends ago by Carmario Usman. Congratulations to him on getting the title. Deborah Woodley is Tyron Woodley's mom. And there's awesome video that I'm going to throw at the end of this podcast of her consoling her son after the fight being like, Hey, you lost. Hey, you're still a champ. You're going to get back on that horse. You're going to win again win again great stuff but you kind of expect the mom to say that to her son but then Usman she consoles him the guy who just kicked her son's ass and she goes over to him and she goes he right when Usman sees Woodley's mom he starts crying like he feels bad that he kicked the guy's ass and then the mom goes

over because she goes don't cry you did a great work out there you're gonna be a great champ and she's like but you better work hard because now everybody's coming for you and she gave him a hug and kissed him it was really really good stuff that's very interesting so deborah woodley you are my legend of the week all right nice what's our mission statement of the week? Oh, we're going to go with our dogs at Vans. Nice. Mission statement of the week? Yeah. We read like a surf company's mission statement.

So our dog Garrison, once again, thank you so much for giving these extensive outlines. And he goes, I have to give Vans an A++, not to put that up top so people are see it through that lens but i think it's gonna be good because their shoes are fire yeah we're biased on this one um okay so off the wall you know that's their kind of like slogan right it's a literal reference to a skateboarding move performed in abandoned swimming pools in la in the 1970s as featured in the movie dog time z boys great doc this makes it one of the longest lived mission statements catchphrases in surf skate apparel history metaphorically off the wall represents a celebration of authenticity and creativity

being your own person mission statement vans are the original action sport footwear company grounded in youth authenticity and the individual style our purpose is to embody and represent the creativity and self-expression at the core of action sports and youth culture off the wall is a rallying cry for self-expression from art and music to skating and surfing we're showcasing the people who inspire us with their creativity authenticity and passion this is our story. This is off the wall. I love it. Yeah.

It was like the questions. I lost it after a bit. Yeah. Yeah. May I talk too much? No, but that's what they wrote. It sounded nice. Yeah, you were delivering it fucking well.

Oh, thanks. Yeah. I think a mission statement should be five to seven sentences. Yeah. be five to seven sentences yeah okay hey next week on the pod we have a very special mission statement it's going to be the chad goes deep mission statement nice that's gonna win all right chad what is your quote of the week my quote of the week comes from uh carson daly dude love the thematic consistency obsessed with mtv i told you i've been watching it with my gf it's a theme this week yeah we're amped on it this is my quote week comes this is

carson daly my girlfriend siri is a food blogger and we both love to entertain and eat this is what happens when you're in your 30s what was once a passion and real appetite for nightlife in new york city manifests itself into other things, like entertaining at home. Good quote, Carson. Yeah, I like that. He's dating the phone voice? Lady?

Oh, is that... Oh. All right, Joe, what is your quote of the week? Well, I think I'm changing it now, last second. Yeah, I want to go changing it now, last second. Yeah, I want to go with this one from – There you go. This is from Leo Burnett. He's somebody.

You guys don't know who it is either probably. No. Good. But he says curiosity about life in all of its aspects i think is still the secret of great creative people and that's uh i think that's you guys because you guys constantly are doing different things and that's great because it's making you uh you know the life experience and all your the curiosity of it is it really expands your horizons. Thank you, Joe.

Dude. That's so nice. Yeah, I just saw it right now also. Dude, thank you, man. So, yeah, you're welcome. Dude, thank you, man. The funny thing about Joe is he's probably the sweetest guy in our squad. He's by far the sweetest.

Yeah. And on top of that, I just noticed that the photo on your home screen is your dog yeah it is another sweet thing uh my quote of the week and i'll do this one to camera as well is from uh the greatest actor of a generation philip seymour hoffman it's uh that's not hyperbole every movie he was in whether it was a big schlocky action movie like Twister, or whether it was like a really gritty indie movie like Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, he was always good. And he gave advice after he won like a Golden Globe about acting. And I'm paraphrasing, but one of the things he said was, if you go into an audition, and you can do this in anything in life, but for him it was auditions. If you go into an audition and you can do this in anything in life but for him it was auditions if you go into audition and you give 100 of yourself they have no choice but to remember you and i think he really

embodied that and i think it's good advice for how to live your life yeah one time i was fighting with my girlfriend in new york and we were both uh crying and uh who pulled up on his bicycle and saw me crying with a girl philip seymour hoffman he saw you guys what do you do just look at you guys he looked concerned he was like what the fuck's going on oh wow really yeah he was kind of like is everything all right no it's all good phil we're just fucking struggling man by the way you were great in the long came paul he was yeah i was gonna say that he was tremendous in the Big Lebowski. He's so good. Yeah, great.

Boogie Nights. Yeah, so funny. What's your favorite Philip Seymour Hoffman performance, Aaron? Ascent of a Woman? No. Hoo-ah. Hoo-ah. I thought he was super fucking menacing in Mission Impossible 3.

Dude, he's so good. He's so good as the bad guy. You don't expect him to be able to play a heavy like that. But then he's like you have a woman you have someone you love i'm gonna find her and i'm gonna hurt her he's like uh he's like hannibal lecter like no emotion but you know there's evil with him and competency i'm gonna find her i'm gonna hurt her amazing actor amazing guy all right guys that's my quote of the week and dude i think that's everything yeah i forgot to we have a read uh well as always we were brought to you by douglas lubricant my dogs you guys love to bone and you like to bone a lot and when you bone you need to bone well and by that i mean you need to bone smooth that's why you should always get douglas lubricant for all your late night activities and soirees okay you know you you want to you want to be smooth okay

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Yeah. I just quoted Strider there. All right, guys. Thank you. Yeah, that'll be it for episode 61 of Going Deep in Chat JT.T Joe thank you so much for coming in thank you guys love being here as always boom clap stokers

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