Going Deep with Chad and JT - Ep. 82 - Tough Guy Talk, Bull Running, Yak Butter

Episode Date: July 22, 2019

What up stokers, in episode 82 we dive deep into some new rules with the bull run in Spain, some epic tough guy talk, the non-legit, non-green effects of internet porn, and the true dankness of yak butter. Check it out! Check out our t-shirts at www.chadgoesdeep.com

what's your theme going deep chad and jt whoa hey stokers of stoke nation this is chad kroger coming in with the going deep with chad and jt podcast welcome to episode 82 i believe if i get that wrong so be it um guys i'm rocking sleeveless because i was at the gym and uh you know i was like i i was like i should shower for the pod but i was so deep into the workout and the sweat was about to break and i was like i gotta break it how deep into the workout did you realize you weren't gonna be able to change um about 15 minutes in yeah i was like this isn't enough did you get to like that critical point where you're like because the whole morning you've been planning to go home and shower and then you

get to a moment where you're like i just got to give that up the shower's not happening anymore yeah reroute yeah it's all about priorities yeah and i was like what do i really want out of this moment do i want to boost this workout and really reach my full potential? Or do I want to go clean myself? And you chose to be present. I chose to be present and I chose in not favor of hygiene. Dude, I've been at the gym before and I've been like, all right, so after this, I'm going to go home shower. Then I'm going to do an open mic and then I'm going to go see Sally. And then, you know, I'm on like my fourth set of, uh, lap pull downs. And then I'd be like, of lat pull downs.

And then I'd be like, guess what? No open mic. Sorry, buddy. You're dead. Yeah. No, I've done that before. I've had to hang out with Caroline sometimes and she'll be like, so you're going to come eat pokey? I'm like, yeah, for sure.

And I was like, what's that machine? The CrossFit one? The battle bike? Yeah. Is that what they call it? Yeah. And I was like, I'm 45 minutes into this battle bike. I'm looking to do two hours, so I'm going to have to nix this pokey date.

Damn. And she's really on board with that. She's like, get your sweat on. I'm like, thank you. I've said it before in here. Bill Romanowski said in his book he knew his wife was the one when they went out to a fancy dinner place and he gave the waiter Metrex protein packs

and she didn't like blank or anything yeah no it's a it's a huge sign if they're in favor of your workouts he also hung dumbbells from his testicles did he really yeah he's going through like all the different trainings like regimens he did because he tried everything and then at the end he's like and i hung dumbbells from my testicles is that because he was trying to get over his fear of his balls hanging when he got older? Maybe. Yeah, he was just trying to get there before it happened. I don't understand.

I don't know how that makes you better at playing linebacker in the NFL. I don't. Did he get better? He was good for a long time. And he probably exceeded what people thought his talent was. Yeah. How much weight? He didn't say.

I was curious though i wonder what it would like to have be like to have strong balls you know because there's probably like a little line connecting your balls to your grundle need to beef that up yeah how do you get tougher about it it's like a neck workout the uh the boxer jack dempsey i think they said he used to chew like wood chips to make his jaw strong. So I think if you just shove wood chips up your pee hole or butt. Up your butt? And just let your butt chew it. Interesting. What else has been going on, man?

What did you do last night? We had a show. Yeah, that was fun. It was fun. And then shout out to Chud. Yeah, shout out to Adam Chudwin. Good set, dog. Adam Chudwin. Yeah, he had a great set.

And then I watched Big Little Lies and I was like, dude, this show moves so fucking slow. It's got you frustrated. Let's speed up. Let something happen. Right. And it's all a retread of the first season. Yeah. You're like, we're just circling the same stuff yeah i i really get upset at the show i only watched 30 minutes last night

because then sally texted me i was like hey let's watch it together and i was like oh shit so i hopped out but um and it was hard for me not to just finish the whole thing but um i get really upset with like how dumb the characters are sometimes like so total spoiler alert like it's episode six or five or whatever nicole kimmons on the stand and her mother-in-law is trying to take her kids from her and say that she's an unfit mother so she starts bringing up all these dudes that she like boned because like they're trying to say she has like a sex problem and um and she's like not prepared for it she's like totally like what the hell is going on in here i'm like yeah you know the mother-in-law saw you with the bartender the day after and you didn't

even remember the guy because you were so lit up on ambient like how did you not know she was going to bring this up yeah like of course she's going to bring this up like who's your lawyer yeah we should have been prepped for this yeah her lawyer sucks her lawyer is terrible she's like it's best just to stay cool and yeah objection objection yeah when the characters are like like and then the way reese witherspoon's been with uh uh her hubby adam scott i'm like how could you have made these mistakes like talking out loud about these secrets on your phone like go to the beach yeah go to the beach i'm mad i like the show i think they're all such great actresses, but it's a,

it's like they're intentionally trying to, they're making the characters dumber to create this conflict. Yes. Yeah, exactly dude. Yeah. It does seem kind of forced. Yeah.

Like they're forcing this, all this stuff. So it makes it as interesting. Cause the last one felt so natural. It was like an abusive husband and you're like, all right, where's this going to go? Because she's like torn.

And then there's like, yeah, you knew who the bad guy was yeah and this one it's like i guess meryl streep's the bad guy but even meryl streep i'm like she kind of has a point you do seem like you're kind of like off the rails nicole and her son died yeah it's like have some sympathy for that right people are like oh she's such an evil i'm like well she's just sad story she is crazy but her son did die she's hard to be around but you'd think that they'd give her a break and be like maybe it's because of the but i think people blame her for the son too oh right because you're like how'd this fucker get so crazy it's like because of you meryl yeah but also like she's like she'll like question question like the girls about it.

She'll be like, she'll be like something on your conscious, something weighing heavy. And they're like, how could you ask me that? And it's like, well, your son like died under very suspicious circumstances. So it's like, it's not totally out of left field. And that's why my thing is they should all be ready for this. Like we should all be ready. Like we should be game planning thoroughly.

Yeah. I don't even know what I want to happen at the end. ready for this like we should all be ready yeah like we should be game planning thoroughly yeah i don't even know what i want to happen at the end is there an ideal way it would end for you i assume i mean i want them to get away with it but other than that i don't know what i want the outcome to be for the characters i mean i want laura dern to get her life situated you know yeah but other than that i don't have like a hard desire for some reason for me when i see rich characters lose money i get really upset really i'm like i want them to be rich again this sucks it is tough like they have to give up their cars damn it what are the what oh i've watched uh schitt's creek do you ever watch that i heard it's hilarious

i've only seen like bits and pieces when my roommates are watching it so the whole premise of the show is that they they're like these billionaires basically who lose all their money and now they're living in this town that they bought as a joke right um so they have no money and the whole time i'm just like man this sucks yeah i want them to get their money i want them to be back on top yeah that's good that's like the opposite of schadenfreude. Yeah. You have like jacked for you, Freud. You're jacked for other people who are jacked.

Dude, what else? We went paintballing yesterday. Yeah, dude. Paintball was fun. It was great. So last time we paintballed, we went to a place in Santa Clarita, and it was mostly preteens, and nobody was that experienced, so we were able to kind of like run roughshod and just dominate. And then yesterday it was like SC Village,

maybe the best paintball competition in the country right now. In the niche, yeah. And there were some straight killers out there. Dude, that one guy. So there were a lot of guys out there who had, it looked like, oh, you're showing your welts. Can you see? Oh, that one's heavy on your back. Dude, there were guys out there who had paintball guns that looked like real assault rifles.

Yeah, that's a bit too much. Yeah, with clips. I was a little bit like, all right, what kind of vibe are you trying to throw out? Yeah, I felt weird having to ask, alright, what kind of vibe are you trying to throw out? Yeah. I felt weird having to ask, like, is that a paintball gun? You're not using an actual assault rifle, right? Dude, that'd be heavy. I just don't want to just get clipped by a bullet when I'm out there.

Be like, alright guys, capture the flag. Okay. We got this. We had a good running joke if Wolverine was playing paintball and you're slicing through people and you're hitting them and you're shooting them. Paint check like Paint check He's coming Paint check on claws

He's coming at you Slow down partner You're out You're out Just this nerd backing up Just Paint check I hit you like 20 times

He's wiping He's wiping You can't have adamantium On the freaking field yeah dude cool fucking claws man too bad we all agreed to fucking paintball all right get with it or beat it noob put your adamantium plug in noob put your intimate dude put the claws in not until game starts yeah it was fun it was um there's nothing like going into combat with your dogs dude that is really nice.

Yeah, the first game, my paintball gun wasn't working, and I had to leave, and I was so frustrated. I was talking to the tech people. I was like, my men are out there. I was like, we need to fix this now. I didn't know you had gone, so I thought you were just heavy in the game. I was like, JT is dominating this first round.

Because I got taken out pretty quick. I got taken out quick a bunch. I was trying to be aggressive, but I realized, like, not to make excuses, but the other guys have, like, really good guns. Yeah. And they can just sit back because their guns are more accurate and shoot longer ranges and just, like, pin you down. They call it lobbing. They're just lobbing rounds on you.

Dude, this one guy. Let's go, like, close combat. Yeah. Like, let's break some's go like close combat yeah like she like let's let's break some swords out yeah exactly like this one dude had a gun that it he like twisted the muzzle or whatever so paintballs would actually curve he's like this makes them curve right this makes them curve left this makes it curve downwards are you serious yeah give me a break so can you imagine dude if you're behind you're, you're like posted up,

you're behind a real barrier, and this paintball just comes around the corner. It's like swinging around me? Yeah. He's like, oh, these ones are heat-seeking. Yeah, they tap into your body heat and they grab you. The guy comes in with like those goggles called. Infrared. Infrared.

Yeah, and one guy had drones that had paintball guns on him and he was flying them from behind one of the bunkers dude i'm sure that's happened he's about to paint spray the third quadrant everybody get out my favorite my favorite is the idea of a paint grenade yeah they sell those yeah those are hilarious yeah do they work i i doubt it my friend brought one over to my house one time when we were supposed to go paintballing and it got 86 because we were too tired and uh he uh he set it off and like it was like it like oh that's it no just like whizzed out a little paint yeah really but i think they're probably better now or there's better versions of it but i just don't know how reliable those are

for us getting paint kills dude it'd be so funny funny to just fucking you're like in a you're in a dog fight with this dude you just lob a grenade i always dream about just jumping on the paint grenade so so i'm gonna i i gotta be honest though i did miss dominating preteens yeah for sure and you expressed that to me too like on the way home you're like next time it's the preteens yeah yeah let's go back. Although yesterday was like swinging a bat with a donut. It was like, all right, I'm putting in the reps. I'm fighting against these guys.

So next time when we go back to the not heavy duty place with preteens, they don't know what they're doing. It's going to be even more domination. It's going to be a slaughter fest. Home run derby. Yeah. Paint will be i think i think cam pendleton might be the best like middle ground for uh paintballing because you still get some uh some people who aren't afraid of it but they don't bring their own guns you know they're not what did they had a phrase for that when people had their own like uh they're like we need some custom guys on this side. Um, but, uh, yeah, that's like, it's like preteens, but they're, they're not bad.

They're the best of the preteens. Then you get some novice older people. Yeah. What, what are your thoughts on buying a gun? If we keep doing it, I'm going to do it at some point. Yeah. Just because I'll, I'll want something reliable when I'm out there. I'm not going to get something crazy, but... Famous last words.

But, yeah, I'll probably get, like, whatever the equivalent of, like, a spider is today. Yeah. Just a good, solid... How often do you think we should go? Like, I don't know. Not too much. Like, a couple times a week. Yeah.

Maybe, like, three? Three days a week I think is good. Yeah. Yeah. Because you don't want it to become your whole life, but you want to take it seriously. And I do. Yeah. And I take it very seriously.

I think there's a lot of people can sense that. You know, like Carl Jung talks about how when there's people, you can sense the darkness in them. That's why you respect them. Like Mufasa. Yeah. He's a good guy, a good lion, but he has the power to be dangerous to be dangerous he has tamed the bull inside of himself he's not governed by his violence or nasty impulses

but he's capable of channeling them for the greater good yeah and that's the full masculine you know which needs to be integrated and it shouldn't be confused with what's patriarchal they're different for sure like i want to walk into a room and have people sort of have people sort of be like all right i need to be respectful of this dude because he will light me up on the paintball right he will shoot me in the dome and you want other people to say i want to be on this guy's team because i know he's capable of doming others yeah but he's not going to do it out of like a sadistic pleasure yeah or out of a fear of not being capable of it, of a shadow fear.

Yeah, it's out of respect for the game. Yeah, you want to be like a Michael Mann character. We want to be Jamie Foxx at the end of Collateral when he incorporates some of Tom Cruise's powers into himself. I want to be Val Kilmer in Heat. I think everybody wants that. Yeah, I mean, dude, the way he reloads. The way he comes out of the bank without hesitation.

Dude, he reloads so well. It really is awesome to watch. Do you think Michael Mann put, how much thought do you think he put into Val Kilmer's reloading? Dude, more than any other director. I mean, he makes you do training. He wants sagacity is the word I heard him use on the director's commentary one time.

But that doesn't mean what I thought it meant right there. Whatever. He wants verisimilitude. What does that mean? Sagacity? I think it's like being really smart. With reloading? The quality of being sagacious.

Wisdom, intelligence, understanding. Yeah, it didn't work with the reloading thing. I just remember him saying that word and me getting pumped because sometimes I get jacked on lingo, dude, and jargon. And Michael Mann is the jargon king. I got pumped there for a second because I thought it was a word specifically for reloading, like wisdom with reloading. Dude.

We should make that up. I've been trying to make up a new word. I'm coming up blank. Dude, it's hard, up. I've been trying to make up a new word, I'm coming up blank. Dude, it's hard man. Yeah. Shakespeare, I'm calling upon you. Help me out, dude. Yeah, because you're feeling betwixt.

Bill, what are you doing up there, dude? Like, come back down. Take a break from kicking it with Tupac and throw down some inspiration on my dog Chad. Yeah. It's not for him, The word is for everybody. I'm just asking for like two or three syllables, dude. And a nice combo of letters. They'll help me to understand how to express reloading wisely.

Dude, I saw a religious kid one time talking up to the sky like that, and I punked him a little bit. I was like, no, dude, he's off to the right a couple longitude points. Oh, dude. Dang. Dude, it was a massive no, dude, he's off to the right a couple longitude points. Oh, dude. Dang. Dude, it was a massive burn, dude. Was he pissed? Yeah, he was a little hurt because he was praying about something pretty serious.

What? He wanted a trampoline for Christmas. Oh, dude. Yeah. Did he get it? I don't like making fun of people when they're being vulnerable. Damn, dude. Did he get it?

Yeah. Yeah, he ended up getting it. getting okay so he doesn't blame you no he doesn't blame me i mean he probably regrets it because i was dunking on him on that thing all day but yeah no i'm just playing bro i'm crap on a trampoline are you yeah i'm not very good it's scary my proprioception is garbage proprio isio, is it? What? Did you just inset me? Dude.

Dude, so we read some articles, which is always great. Although sometimes they're boring as fuck. We read about Tea Tuesdays butter up that tea tibetan style i guess in tibet they use yaks for their butter because they handle the uh extreme altitude and weather conditions better yeah and apparently yak butter is the fucking shit dude dude uh dave asprey who made bulletproof coffee that's where he got the inspiration for it right from freaking yaks what are yaks dude i don't know what a yak is what does it

look like aaron what's a yak it's kind of like a like a water buffalo or what they swim no no no like uh like the buffaloes in in um like yellowstone like the ones in liking oh like that but they're furrier yeah yeah cool dude they would produce dank milk yeah i'm always loving to find out that there's more animals that produce milk yeah you know because sometimes i feel like we're too dependent on the cows and if they ever decide to like you know get coalitioned they could really stop us dude if i someday i will have a kitchen with just different udders in the wall nice with different kinds of milk do you want do you want a cow do you want yak do you want goat do you want this cat and you can just cat butter cat butter oh that doesn't sound great dogs would make good

butter i think yeah like golden retriever butter? I'd feel bad telling my dog I didn't like his butter, you know, because I know we'd be good buddies. Yeah. Look, dude, there's a yak. Oh, damn. They mean business. They kind of look like a cow that's in a ZZ Top.

Oh, good call. Dude, also, it was really interesting to read in that article that uh the tea came to tibet um as a result of how a chinese princess being married to a king of tibet which opened up the trade between the two countries so where were the yaks china brought the yaks i think china china brought the tea and then they used the yaks? I think China brought the tea. And then they used the yaks they had. And they drink up to 60 cups a day. I read that.

Yeah, could that be too much? Maybe. I gotta ask how much they have to drain their lizards, dude. Because it's hard to meditate with a full bladder. Yeah, it's really tough. You gotta drain that dong. Although I bet it feels good coming out. Because it's hard to meditate with a full bladder. Yeah, it's really tough. You got to drain that dong. Although I bet it feels good coming out.

Tea always feels good coming out of my lizard. Yeah, and going in. Tea's nice. I'm drinking some right now, black tea. Dude, so we also found out that streaming online pornography produces as much CO2 as Belgium. Dude, yet another example of how we gotta cut down our consumption porn it's killing the earth dude it's killing our dongs and it's killing the earth occasionally it's okay i think online video accounted for 60 percent of global data flows in 2018 one zettabyte of data 1,000 billion billion bytes it's a lot

of anal and that does not that does not include live video streaming such as Skype video calls cam girls or telemedicine which accounts for another 20% of global data flow what so 80% of global data flow is related to sex dude that's pretty cool though that once you cut out webcam porn you uh not only did he become healthier but you became greener yeah you're helping the earth so it's good on two levels yeah and it's just another message to use your dome for those fantasies so I guess where's all this CO2 coming from just powering like the

like the data centers that have to move the stuff I think it's megapixels because browsers is such high quality yeah 1080 yeah I think it burns a lot of CO2 to get that close up of jizz. Dude, I thought it would also be fun this week if we came up for a new phrase for getting stoned or drunk.

Oh, yeah. I was thinking about this. We did a video where we just threw out a bunch of them trying to get people to sign up to do edibles instead of smoke green. Because, again, it's better for the environment. And so get on that edible train. Start hanging eddie there's there's one of those phrases um so chad what is your phrase of the week for getting tilted either on greens or on uh some uh beer so this is for uh drinking booze uh be, hey dude, you wanna go knock boots with Hunter S. Thompson? Nice, dude. I like that. Mine is for getting high, and

mine is, dude, you wanna patch Adams? Oh, nice. Yeah. Shout out to Robin Williams. Yeah, because I think in that movie, too, it's like he's trying to bring joy into a hospital ward. Yeah. So that's what's up. And that's what Dank does. And that's what dank does and that's

what dank does when you patch adams and we're not really encouraging you know anything we're just saying it's fun to come up with phrases for anything really i'd say coming up with phrases is more fun than the activity itself dude yeah that's sort of like with a lot of things with a lot of things just talking about it like for example getting on that sweet action you know when daddy gets in on that sweet action i like talking about it more than actually doing it because i lose every time right well even paintballing like it's even better in my memory than it was experiencing it you know i mean i was like yeah i'm having a pretty good time i was like but i wish i was playing better

and like it's so fucking hot but then today i'm like dude that was the best yeah you know what I mean? I was like, yeah, I'm having a pretty good time. I was like, but I wish I was playing better. And like, it's so fucking hot. But then today I'm like, dude, that was the best. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. No, to be honest, I did not feel as amped as I did last time. I think partly it's because I had the high expectation. Right. Which I try not to do because that always ends up in disappointment.

But your only experience paintballing had been total domination. Yeah. So of course you're going to feel that way. Yeah. But I think the last time i went i was like all right paintball and you know i haven't done it in a while i'm gonna get into it and then it was just like a full unload of just it was so cathartic shooting a kid in the face yeah yeah dude i can't stop looking at your arms dude they look good oh thanks

i've been trying to tone them tone is huge yeah dude i watched it this is part of my legend of the week but i watched a um interview with the cast of once upon a time in hollywood yeah leo and brad just look so good dude dude they look insane in these photos like every time i see them together i'm like how the fuck these two guys stay so fucking cool i know what are they doing i'm like what the fuck's in the water and of course margot robbie but that's yeah of course of course yeah but just brad dude he he's unreal but i'm i'm for me it's leo i'm like isn't he living this hard-ass life why the fuck's he looks so good i do find that interesting like he he dabbles in a lot he doesn't he smoke yeah he smokes he smokes takes ecstasy with squirt guns which maybe makes you

look younger yeah that's true too like having that fun that joy does that does that take away from some of your stress which helps you look better i think about that a lot you know when you when like you know i think it affects you your health in a more negative way if you're like eating food and you're like oh this is so bad for me this is so bad right i think it does something to like make it worse but if you just if you adjust your mindset a little bit with any of that stuff i think it can be healthier right like so you're just saying even if you're eating like garbage food but you're not like beating yourself up for eating the garbage food yeah you won't get as hard of an effect from it yeah to to a degree

because the mind affects the body oh totally so you can just magnify the effects like of course it's bad for you but if you're stressed out about it then that just like amps it up and do i think you're right too because i think even if you only eat healthy food but you're like really too hard on yourself about it or too rigid i think sometimes you'll look bad then too yeah yeah like i don't want to name names but he's a uh he's a like a self-help guru his name's a bim daris um that's a fake name but it rhymes with that and i don't think he looks and i feel bad i want to pick on him he's a good looking dude but like i feel like i can see the stress he puts on himself in his face yeah you know well same same with uh doe hogan he doesn't look that great yeah oh right yeah i i doctored the name yeah i know for sure and it took me a second to i kept thinking about wrestling um but yeah i was about to say hulk hogan yeah um it does make

sense but i'm like i'll look at the i'll and I'll be like, dude, you don't look that good. It's a totally different subject. Brendan Schaub's special. Have you seen some of the reviews of it on YouTube? Oh, yeah. This guy, Beige Frequency, did like a 10 minute video breakdown of it. And, you know, all respect to Brendan for putting himself out there. But if you enjoy scathing criticism, I would give it a watch.

Dude, that's got gotta be tough man oh it's gotta be brutal well i don't i don't understand why people put specials out so haphazardly i mean people are really there hasn't been a good special in like a while i know i sound like an old man being like in my day but like there really hasn't been except for uh ian edwards ian talk which was produced by all things comedy where we're currently recording ian's the best dude that was so funny guys check out ian special if you can and we're not just saying that we're not just saying that because we're at all things comedy he's hilarious but i someone i was at mike one time and someone's like all right question for you guys what would you do? Have the best special of all time or be in movies, be a movie star? And I'm like, be a movie star.

But the best special of all time? Was it best special of all time? Like, would I rather be Richard Pryor or like Chris Pratt? I think I'd rather not live. I wouldn't want to live the life of Richard Pryor. It sounded painful as fuck but like he gave Pam Greer vaginal issues

because he kept rubbing cocaine on his penis before they had sex but then there was bad parts I respect the way he was thinking though right yeah he's just trying to have a better time on top of a good time you can't fault him for that but I think I'd rather be remembered as a genius like he is than like have a better time on top of a good time yeah yeah you can't fault him for that but uh but i

think i'd rather be like remembered as like a genius like he is than like i don't know if chris pratt's gonna get that same kind of legacy but what about the rest of his life rest of your life what do you do right do you just sit in a chair and you're like i have the best special of all time no i wish it was like that though though, because they would deserve it. Yeah. I'd rather keep doing stuff. Yeah. Tom Cruise. Do stunts. Yeah.

That's what I think. Yeah, well, if it did. Yeah, it's tough. What do you think, Aaron? I mean, it doesn't seem like Chris Pratt's life is all that fun either. You know, it's like constant work, work, work, work. A lot of responsibility to people and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. And just dieting constantly. So you mean like comedians seem to have a bit more like individualistic of a life? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Which can be okay. Yeah, it does seem like Bill Bird kind of just does whatever he's like feeling like almost. Yeah. Which can be okay. Yeah, it does seem like Bill Bird kind of just does whatever he's feeling like almost. Yeah.

And doesn't have to serve any overlord. Yeah. You know, this is just my personality type, I think. I don't know if that's just the way I am. I like more of a set schedule. Yeah. But it's nice when something's in place so i'm like okay i have this to do right i have to be at this place i have to get this done and then afterwards you feel so much better whereas with the self-motivation that's kind of what we do now and it's just

stressful oh yeah it's exhausting you're very good at it too oh thanks um all right what else is oh i was saying i get you were saying with the yak butter what other animals yeah what other animals do you think would produce good butter um well stogers if you didn't already know dolphins are mammals i'd like to see a dolphin's butter. That would be great. Yeah, some porpoise butter, because they're smart as fuck. Dude, last article, and this is super brief. And by the way, most of these articles came from a Tyler Cowens recommended reads on his website, Marginal Revolution. I don't know if anybody was going to catch me on that, but I do want to be up front. The article is, is the running of the bulls too safe

two or more each year longtime runners voiced their frustration that the event had been totally adulterated and said it was time to say enough to the distortion of the run the problem for purists is not just the run known as the encerciero has become too safe with only two gorings last year the least since 1984 but that the bulls are unable to break free from the highly trained steers that accompany them this makes the adrenaline-fueled race less dangerous but also less exciting for the runners this is the end of the ensignero as they know it said joe disler a semi-retired american who ran the bull for 50 years and took part in the protest in solidarity so i mean should we keep the running of the bulls

dangerous i was thinking about this they said there's only two gores a year there was only two goings last year the least since 1984 yeah so like where's the spice if i'm not worried about getting hit by a bull did i fly all the way here to just run with some guys and gals or did i come here to evade death yeah it's tough because i don't like seeing people get hurt but they're also they put themselves in that situation that's the thing is like we don't want to prescribe something that's going to create more deaths or gorings but at the same time if people sign up for that yeah how far should we go in stopping them yeah i said once you get safer it's hard to get less safe you know what i mean yeah you can stay they're already yeah they're already

there's no going back right once you get safer you can't go back that's what i was thinking they should create their own bowl running league you you know, for the purists. They're like, all right, we're going to unleash like 100 bulls. If that was a sport, it could be a really popular sport. Like this guy's the best at doing bull runs. Yeah. Yeah. And he travels the world and he's hot and he wears cool sunglasses and he's actually

pretty sophisticated. Like he drinks martinis. Yeah. And we all love reading about him in GQ. Do you imagine like the John Daly of bull running? Right. That guy would be a beast. The big guy who just kind of comes there drunk.

I bet you there'd be a lot of them. They're just hammered when they're doing it. Yeah. There's a little bit. At least at first, then the training would get better and then we'd get like the more elite athletes sort of like it happens in like mixed martial arts or something.

Maybe they should have two bull runs. The dangerous one and the safe one. Yeah. So they only have two bulls now no there's only two goring so only twice did a bull hit a person and like okay give them a throw how many bulls yeah uh i don't know i'm gonna guess 75 but i have no idea you want to do tough guy talk with bull running yeah and pamplona oh you want to do you want to come you want to do a tough guy talk with bull running? Yeah. In Pamplona? Oh, you want to come do the running of the bulls with me? My dog. You want to run the bulls?

Oh, I just came to learn Spanish. Yeah, yeah. I came to learn some Spanish too. How do you say, I'm having a great fucking time on cocaine in Spanish? I just said it. Si. Bueno. Escuchame, mi amor. Dude, when we go out to fucking Spain, dude, and you run the bulls with me,

and we fucking are hyped up on that shit that you know I can't kick, you know we're gonna be having a good time. I'm just scared. My mom... I haven't told my mom about it. I don't know if I wanna run with bulls. Your mom's gonna find out in the best way when she sees you on the news as the fastest bull runner that's ever lived. What do you think your mother's going to say when she sees that? She's going to say, that's my Chad. That's my boy.

But what if I get gored? Baby, what if we all get gored? Life's going to gore us all. None of us get out of this thing un-gored. Wouldn't you rather brave it and look the bull in the face and say, Hey, baby, not today? I turn sometimes and I run backwards and I look at the bulls and I laugh a little bit. And I'm not laughing saying, Bull, you're never going to get me.

I'm laughing that you haven't got me yet. Baby, that's what I'm talking about. Then we hit Benihana's after the run. They have Benihana's in Spain? No, we got to plane back to back to the west coast oh sweet okay um i'm just a little bit scared have you ever been gored do you do this a lot i mean i haven't been gored per se i mean i've you know bumped a little bit with the bull what's that i did cocaine right in front of it oh and it almost got me but then i i fucking moved out of the way yeah can we do that dude we can do that for sure i got a whole i got some guys taking care of me they square off a little a little piece of real estate for me

right before the race starts so i can i just hit it real quick and then the bulls come and then i turn and run and it's beautiful because it's all set up i got my guy diego he's a fucking legend you're gonna fucking love this guy all right he's like my fucking brother dude okay yeah he came into town a year ago i fucking showed him my united states of america bro and that's doing blow off bulls oh baby that's doing blow off all the large four-legged mammals and And you've seen bulls on blow? Baby, I'm a safari blowster. I've done, oh, have I seen bulls on blow? Yeah.

Oh, baby, yeah. Really? Yeah, baby. What happens to their dongs? Their dicks? Yeah, it's the same as us. You know, it doesn't work as well as it normally would, but if you get them horny enough, they can still throw down.

Damn it, because they have big hogs, and I'd really like to see in a row. Baby, you're fascinated by the dong, huh? Yeah it yeah i'm actually kind of like when it comes to romance i can i tend to sway a bit more conservative at times you know i do believe in uh monogamy a lot of people don't know that about me because i'm a fucking wild man but um you know for me trust is hard. It is hard. It's hard to trust somebody completely.

But when you can, when you can do blow with someone and they can see you fucking acting like a weirdo and they don't fucking judge you or nothing, that's how you know, okay, this person can be my lawyer. So full trust is doing blow with someone for you? In a way, yeah yeah and that's why now i do blow with everybody because i trust everybody or do you have trouble opening up and being intimate sometimes yeah i won't lie you know when you're the tough guy people have expectations you know they see you in a certain way and you're like can i deviate or is that gonna

disappoint this person and then so what you end up doing is you hit the blow and you love it and you love it you love blow and it's been good to you but at a certain point you know am i going in circles you seem like you're getting a little emotional. Yeah. Fuck. No. Good. Dude, so when we go... No, go back to that place. You're getting to a good place there. What place?

You're getting emotional. Oh, no. You look like you're about to tell me something. Does it have to do with your dad? Yeah. Yeah. You know, he's 6'6". That's tall.

But in my mind, he might as well be 30 feet tall. That's tough, dude. He's a giant. And I'm a tough guy. Does he do more blow than you? Yeah. Yeah, he does a lot. He's got a fucking constitution you wouldn't believe.

It's hard to keep up with him. He calls him 16 balls. Damn. He's got to double up. You're tearing up, dude. This is beautiful. Thanks, dude. Yeah, you know, it's good to cry.

Sometimes I get evasive about it, but the thing is I love it. I love it. i love crying i love fucking crying at the office and i don't you know what i do i you know i got my corner office it's beautiful i love it i go to the window and i smush my face against it so everyone in the office can see me and then the tears run down looks like i'm fucking cleaning the glass i can clean the glass of the whole building i cry so fucking much no that's beautiful dude i'm so we're gonna do this bull run or what dude what what are we doing bull run the bull run whoa i thought you forgot dude i thought for a second there i thought i'd never been i remember i've been there the last 15 years. Yeah, yeah, we're going to do that. That's going to be nice.

All right. That was quite a trip. Yes, tough guy. Tough guy was like, he's a complicated guy. He is. I mean, he's really just me. I have some bull facts for you guys. Dude, please.

Hit us. I hope they're not bull shit. No. They could be it's wikipedia um so pamplona the festival of san fermin is uh nine days long they do a run every day at 8 a.m so it's only one run it's a thousand yards long they do nine runs total yeah it sounds like uh and tops there'll be 15 bulls and steers total that's it yeah how many people six bulls six steers and three steers at the end just to make sure that everyone gets through so 15 total yeah i mean i think they need to make it bigger yeah i mean it's not like you run the whole thousand yards either oh right because you dive off yeah you get out at some point yeah

because they're doing 15 miles an hour so dude damn i do 12 on the treadmill yeah that means like that's like eight golf carts just attacking you. Are you ever going to do the bull run? I'll say no, but if anyone else says we're doing it, I'm in. But I'm not going to plan it. But I'm in if someone else wants to do it. If you go, I'll go. Actually, how?

It's up to you. I'm not doing it without you. I just don't want to get gored. No, I don't want to get gored either, but I think if we're there together, it's not going to happen. We're not going to get gored. But it is. Yeah, we're not going to get gored. But that's what they say.

The people who get gored say we're not going to get gored. Yeah, we might get gored. I can't guarantee you we won't. I just have my belief, though, we won't. What if the bulls had horns like paintballs? So if you get gored, it's just paint. Just some paint on you that bruises you up a little bit. Dude, you got torn up.

I have, like, one will, I think. I got lit up, dude. Dude, before the last game when we were paintballing, one of the veterans with like the assault rifle looking paintball gun came up to me and he said hey bro the way you took that hill in the last game badass i said i said thanks dog dude someone said that about me too i was like thanks man yeah dude i was uh uh in our second to last game this guy who was just he looked like master chief from halo he was just decked out and he was just sniping people from the back and um he got um dan was like he's like yeah that one guy has no fear and he's like no you know has no fear this guy he points to me whoa

this guy charged up the middle not aggressive and i was just like i started crying dude i. I was like. Yeah, that's great. No one's ever called me aggressive, dude. Yeah, when I, dude, yeah. Thank you, Master Chief. Oh, it was the Master Chief guy? It was Master Chief. Yeah. Dude, thank you so much, Master Chief.

You fucking. That's nice. I want to do blow. Alright, dude. Chad, let's get into the uh the questions okay got some good questions this week i gotta drain my dong all right do it do it i'll keep talking what's up stokers of stoke niche this is jt parr just straight kicking kicking it. Chad went to the bathroom to drain his dong. How have I been doing? I've been good.

You know, life is going well. Chad and I have some exciting stuff coming up. And, you know, we've been working diligently at it. And I think it's going to be good. So that's nice. You know, that keeps me behaving that keeps me behaving well too. Although I've been going, you know, I'm always testing limits, you know. I can't ever just be rock solid 100% of the time.

But maybe nobody is. You know, maybe we all like feel like we're coming close to just having to fall between our fingers. Me and the lady have been beefing a little bit. I think it's normal after three months. I love her. I mean, I said that quick. I said that after like a week. I get into there fast.

Yeah, we had some dramatic moments these past couple days, which is not something I feel great about because I want it to be so steady. But also, people are people, and I'm a pretty crazy person. So, again, I think you just got to permit a little bit of swerving outside the lanes. Chad, you ready for some questions? Let's hop in. I wanted to start by letting you guys know that you're significantly increasing me and my homie Stoke levels daily in Newport with the pod and IG posts.

In a time where there is so much divide and negativity, you guys are a beacon of much needed dank vibes. Question for Chad. You said you mostly do sprints for working out and you're motivated me to add this into my routine. What is your typical sprint session look like? And do you have tips for a Stoker new to adding this to my routine? P.S. Strider is a legend. Oh, dude, thank you for the question. Thank you for talking to me about sprints.

This is near and dear to my heart. Well, I just did sprints. That's why I'm rocking sleeveless right now. And I do 20 minutes. It usually ends up being about like 21 minutes and 30 seconds. So I start the first 10 minutes, 45 on 45 off. My speeds are four miles per hour and 11.8 miles per hour. That's my sprint. And I go at 3% incline. Um, but I've worked my way up to that. I tried to go for, to increase it. I, instead of, uh, going for more

time or faster, I've been trying to just get more distance. So I usually try to get 3.2 miles by the end total. So I always work towards that. And I'm getting to, like, 3.22 now. And I've actually added an extra minute at the end. So I'll go to, like, 23 minutes and 30 seconds. So then I'm getting, getting like 3.5 miles um but yeah i just start off uh 45 on 45 off for the first 10 minutes and then minute on minute off

for the second 10 minutes but go easy on yourself you know don't strain yourself too much find your own speeds find your own sprint you know work it out for yourself everyone's different but that's what i've been doing and uh i love it fuck yeah what up my dogs i'm writing in today because my squad has a situation we need to handle so there's a kind of hierarchy to the squad and there's a three-person council me stephan and ott who usually squashes all the problems we have and we make the decision on whether to bokeh schmo or not but one of the council members ah is now trying to slide on one of the squad member's sister, Mario. She just broke up with her boyfriend last week and is probably just looking for a rebound.

The board man is trying to get paid, but the problem is he never got the okay from Mario. Now, usually the council would fix this problem, but the member committing this bokeable offense is on the council, so me and the other council members have decided to write into you guys as sort of a supreme council. Side note, Mario is Stefan's cousin, so his sister is stefan's cousin so his sister

is also stefan's cousin so there's many conflicts of interest here we'll follow whatever advice you and you give an odd as a pod listener so he'll listen for sure sincerely stoked tommy so it's his cousin yeah first cousin maybe um First cousin? Maybe. Well, I'd say you got to ask the brother first. Yeah. And maybe your aunt and uncle. Yeah, I would have to say this is a no-go,

mostly because of the cousin thing, and then secondary because it's your friend's sister. Yeah. Yeah, and I don't even mean to be judgmental like i have been attracted to cousins before but like i said it was when i was on a real cold streak so um i think part of it was i was just justifying any horniness i felt um and i never did anything but um but yeah dude, you know, there's plenty of fish in the sea. And, like, I would explore ones that you're not cousins with. And I'd probably rework that question and lead with the cousin part. Yeah. They made it seem like, oh, this is bad because it's his sister.

Yeah, it was kind of tacked on at the end. By the way, it's his cousin. Yeah. at the end by the way it's his cousin yeah and you're like well i don't know why you need a council of us to determine this i mean i think it's pretty i mean you know what to do dude this is a fancy word for incest consanguineous consanguineous let's stay away from the consanguineous if we can guys no more consanguineous consanguineous let's stay away from the consanguineous if we can guys no more consanguineous vaping what up dudes i recently started vaping and i'm quite hooked on it my favorite flavor is cucumber no homo though yeah dude i love riding my bird scooter holding the handlebar with one hand and vaping with my other hand do you guys think that's cool or lame thanks bro migos if you love it it's cool yeah and

dude i was not a fan of vaping and then i tried it man when i was in cabo for the bachelor party i was hitting the jewel dude that thing is awesome yeah it gives you something to do it feels great i mean i i worry about the health risk and that's why i only do it when i'm in cabo or miami or vegas although strider says i should add toronto to the list haven't been there but i'm open to it uh yeah i think i think it's it it's it doesn't look the coolest but what except for dave chappelle like you said but when you do do it it's cool the jewel's sweet dude i loved it dude i know dude before long i was like who's got the jewel where's the jewel at i thought it was so because i i've been juuling a little bit i'm gonna be honest dude i appreciate that though man sorry mom um and uh i thought it was it was so satisfying when you said you love the jewel for some reason yeah i was like i can see it made you happy

what i think i felt judged i was glad i probably was doing i didn't want a jewel in front of you yeah i'm sorry man no it's all good but when you're like dude i love the jewel i'm like yeah it is cool not that it's cool but i'm like not encouraging you guys to do the jewel stokers because i think it does feel good but overall more gets more anxiety for sure um but uh what do you sound like yeah thank you it's good it's it's fun you're just like oh yeah and it but it it is it boosts your time that you're having by like two and a half points yeah every time you take a ripper. Yeah. Yeah. And you're just like, ooh, I feel kind of like.

You're like, I'm loosey goosey. Yeah, I'm losing my balance a little bit. That thought I was a little nervous about sharing, guess what? It's coming out easy now. Yeah. Yeah. Now it's flowing. I credit this guy too for having the balance to be able to jewel and scoot. Yeah.

And don't be ashamed of cucumber dude cucumber hydrates you yeah exactly go up to the girl you have a crush on and you say hey i've been meaning to say two things to you one i love the jewel flavor cucumber two i love you or no slow down on that one just ask her out out for dinner and a movie. Perfect. Boom. All right. What's up?

Great opening. What's up, China JT? Apologies in advance for how long this is, but I need some scholarly advice. Hell yeah. A few months ago, I matched with a girl on Bumble. We hooked up and she said she only wanted a friends with benefits type deal, but it seemed like she actually wanted more after we hooked up and spent the night together. While we were talking,

I lied and said I had graduated from the same college she's going to a few years ago. I only had my associate's degree though, and never even went to that college, but I felt like I would look stupid or lazy if I said I didn't have a bachelor's degree. I ghosted her because I felt guilty about lying to her. Yesterday,

she added me on Snapchat and I have to accept it. What should I do? Fellow stokers see what she has to say and see what happens? Or let this one go for good? And if I do talk to her, do I fess up about lying about college? P.S. If you guys answer this one, please let me know. I'm still catching up on the podcast. Anonymous.

Dude, I would just... If you like this girl, I would get in touch with her right away and just lay it out on the table and be like, look, I lied because I was embarrassed. This is what's going on. And maybe not right up top, but next time you hang out, just slip that in. Be honest.

You don't want to live a lie like that. Dude, yeah. You just got to tell her the truth, man. You just got to be honest with people. Nothing feels better than telling the truth. And your reality is better than you think it is. Yeah you're doing better than you think you are just be honest you got to be honest and it's not and i don't think it's it might not even be a deal breaker if she likes you i you know i i was still in college and was embarrassed to tell people

and so i didn't tell my first girlfriend that i was still in college and was embarrassed to tell people. And so I didn't tell my first girlfriend that I was still in college. And then after a couple months, she was like, where are you going? And I was like, oh, yeah, I'm in college. And she like loved it. Yeah, we were like on the ground at the time she came down and kissed me. It was like, it was a nice moment. I felt vulnerable and she was cool with it. That's what I was saying. I bet this girl would laugh when she says it. Like, oh, that's so cute. We were embarrassed, whatever. And dude, you know, you just, you didn't say you went to MIT and you're an aeronautical engineer at NASA, you know?

You just boosted how much college you've had by a little bit. I'm sure you've read enough books to get your bachelor's. Yeah. You know? It's all good, dude. It's all good, dog. I mean, you have YouTube now. You don't even need college.

My dog's a huge fan of the pod from up in Canada and felt the need to ask why you have never mentioned the movie Never Back Down. The film is absolutely dank and is full of quality babes, jack dudes, life lessons, and most importantly, fills anyone's stoke tank to the absolute max. I personally have watched it many a time to raise stoke levels, and would be curious to hear you guys' analysis of the film. Second felt the need to let you boys know about a town in Canada called Revelstoke.

No further explanation needed. Indeed. Very dank town. I highly suggest you visit in the winter for some shredding and a basket in a town that takes Stoke so seriously, it put it in their name. Dude, first time I saw Never Back Down, I was actually on shrooms nice yeah so i don't remember it that much but i do remember i felt like i was in the movie and i just remember dudes training hard and getting their asses beat um but i noticed it's on netflix now i gotta watch it

again because i don't really remember the movie but i just know there's a lot of hard muscles in there, density, and a lot of hard aggro fighting. And it sounds legit. I'm a big fan of Never Back Down. I think Jaimon Honsu was super well casted as his mentor. I think the lead character, Jake Tyler, could have been a little bit better. I couldn't quite get a handle on who he was. But what I think really makes that movie, and I think it's a good movie, what I think really makes it

and what makes all those high school fight movies is the villain, you know? Like Johnny Lawrence in Karate Kid, great villain. You know, he looks like a real asshole. And Never Back Down, I think, Khamji Aghan is just a perfect villain. Yeah. When he invites them to the party at the first,

under the ruse of just wanting to rage but actually wants to throw down with them to see who's tougher and he says and here comes the worst part dog when they're fighting it's got to end with you looking like a bitch you don't get more villainous than that and then pan's labyrinth style they make us relate to the villain because you see that his dad's a super aggro like real estate developer with like a jacked midsection who dominates his son in front of his buddies and chicks he likes and you're like all right i actually kind of feel for this guy like he feels pressure to be that guy because of who his dad is but he's a great villain

oh and a stoketown too in canada that sounds cool revel stoke dude what up stoke masters and company i am dealing with a tough sitch and would love for you to enlighten me with your knowledge Recently, my older sister and her friend got into a heated argument which led to them resenting each other to make a long story short I ran into the friend at a party and she came on to me hard We both raged hard and ended the night with some tongue wrestling I've been overthinking this because I don't want to go against family and upset my sister This isn't the first time the friend came on to me So I don't know if her intentions are to get back at my sister or if she actually wants it should i drop her and let it go or should

i punch a ticket to pound town love the pod my dogs you make my work day fly by when i listen to you guys keep up the good work ricky b it's his sister's friend yep and he's in a beef with his sister no no his sister's in a beef with a friend oh okay so he almost feels like maybe she's i'm guessing maybe he thinks she's doing it for the wrong reasons like she's almost hooking up with him at the sister which is a real thing yeah uh i would say did he say if he likes her a lot no i think you know they have like a flirtatious relationship and he probably has strong attraction to her but i don't know if it goes deeper than that yeah i would i would i would just ride it out yeah maybe let her come to him yeah see you know um

yeah because i think he'll feel better if he does that yeah yeah yeah i would just take it take it slow take it easy it'll all unfold yeah as it should i mean if but but if the sister and the friend end up having like a permanent fallout you're in kind of a tough spot because your sister gonna be so mad yeah well i don't i don't know what you and your sister's dynamic is yet i don't know what your guys's expectations are for one another but i do know that if like my brother hooked up with like a really close friend of mine and then we had split as friends i would feel a little weird depending on the age you would i mean the older we are the more serious it would be if we were younger like high school aged we'd probably get it, but I wouldn't be happy about it.

Yeah, I would just sit back and just let things happen. I don't think I'd pursue her per se. Yeah. And then sort of monitor the situation with the sister. What up, Podfathers? I'd like to stay anonymous because a couple of my dogs listen to you guys. Recently, I've been hanging out and talking to this girl a lot, but there's a couple of problems with it. All my friends rag on her for hanging with her.

All my friends rag on me for hanging with her because she sort of has a rep. And she used to date one of my good friend's brothers. I'm for sure into her, but I don't know how to deal with these problems. Thanks for reading. Thanks for putting me on the green juice. Peace. Sorry, I missed it. What?

He likes this girl, but all of his friends rag on her because she sort of has a rep. And she used to date one of his good friend's brothers. I don't think that's a world of difference. I'm for sure into her, but I don't know how to deal with these problems. I mean, maybe not. Maybe you're close with the brother. Dude, to quote Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You, do you like the girl?

Do you like her? Well, I thought I did. No, well, you either do or you don't yeah so if you like her go for it who cares you'll deal with it yeah don't worry about these external factors that really in reality don't mean anything you know yeah that's not going to undo it people are gonna people are gonna say what they're gonna say who gives a fuck you know as long as you're happy with her then that's what matters most my. So get in there and spark that romance and light that Dura Flame of love on fire. And there's two different ways your friends could be ragging on you. They're just like, oh, dude, so you're really going to hook up with that chick when she did these things?

And you're like, all right, that's just pure immaturity, and they need to focus on their own lives. But if they're more like, dude, hey, I'm a little bit worried about you. I'm worried this person's not right for you. I mean, that's not really ragging. But if it's the latter one you can just tell them guys look i like this girl i think we're gonna be fine and i'm just gonna proceed as i want to yeah yeah it depends on the you know i'd say if if she has a history of like hurting dudes then maybe yeah maybe reconsider but if it's just you know other than that dude just you know have fun dog yeah exactly and if you guys you know get along great there's not much they can say yeah yeah

hey chad and jt i come to you with an urgent dilemma to give you some context me and one of my best dogs have been having i've been having a boomer summer we were skating playing sand volleyball lifting and hitting cardio together it's magical but slowly as the summer passed we started hanging out less and less i then found i then found out he had started doing sprints and working out on his own without me to put it frankly i was crushed i've experienced some tough breakups but getting ghosted by not only your workout partner but also one of your dogs hurts worse i don't know if he was pushing me away because we're going to college across the country from each other and he wants to save himself from the heartbreak,

or if he's embarrassed that my deadlift bench and squat maxes are heavier than his. Yeah, that is tough. Even though he has a higher vert and faster 40 than me. Good on you for putting that in. I've supported him through some rough times, like when we split with his ride-or-die girl, Sabrina, who is a total babe. And he's been there for me at some of my lowest points in my life, which is why I'm confused about this sudden cold shoulder. I feel like I'd let it, you you know give him space i i feel the exact same way like anything he says to try and fix the situation where he's like you know what's

going on it might push him away more i maybe it doesn't even have something to do with him maybe that he just needs a little break from him you know they just need some space they do all this stuff together he just needs a little space yeah so i would just you know let him do his thing give him space just be like you know what live by yourself it's cool or whoever he wants to lift with and um he'll come back to you if he puts up a photo of him doing a workout by himself on instagram like it yeah just support him because you guys have all this you know deep history with one another it this it doesn't sound like the kind of friendship that's going to fade away just because you guys aren't lifting together one summer yeah and it sounds

like it's not a situation where he knowingly did something that he needs to apologize for um it sounds like a situation where he just needs to, like, give this dude space and let him, you know, work on his delts solo, um, because sometimes people, they just want to, you know, maybe he wants to get so jacked that next time you have your rendezvous and you lift together, he wants to blow you away, maybe he's feeling inferior, and, uh, he wants to get those delts up, get those rhomboids flexing and so next time he'll be like whoa dude he really put in the work and he's like yeah i had to do some solo sessions that's it me and my dogs used to group train with this dude tej my buddy ferraro who's you know six two two

hundred jacked um told tej that he didn't want to work out with me anymore that i was holding him back oh really i was really mad yeah yeah because i, I was only like a buck 45, but you know, I was, I was always taking it seriously. I was always on time and you know, I crushed it at the body weight exercises. And then, um, so I confronted Ferraro. He was at islands with a bunch of people that he went on a religious retreat with. And I said, I told him, I told him about Tej. I said, you're going to leave me with Tej. I told you about Te i said you're gonna leave me with tej i told you about tej i was like you fucking backdoored me dude you don't want to fucking lift with me are you fucking serious and all the other people at the table were like uh jt this is a place of like

warmth because they were all like pious from going on the religious retreat and i was like stay out of it you know what you did ferraro strider was right behind me nodding his head oh really yeah he had my back he looked at ferrara like how could you do that dog and then dude ferrara called me that night and we freaking hashed it out and i told him you know i am being insecure i'm sorry but i'd also just been kicked out of school so i didn't have much time to kick it with him so i was like this is when we kick it dog yeah when when did uh what'd he say he said he was sorry he's like dude i would never like do that like he was mad at Tej.

And then Tej got all mad at us for creating drama. And in the end, we kept working together. That's awesome. Yeah. What up, Ferraro? All right. What up, Sultans of Stoke? I have a rather delicate dilemma with a female.

I'm in college, and I lead Young Life with this dank babe. Young Life is a Christian ministry that helps college students reach out to high schoolers and teach them about Jesus. She is a great girl, absolute stunner, 11 out of 10. However, because we lead Young Life together, we are not allowed to date. There's even a contract we must sign with very specific rules stating that what we can and cannot do is Young Life leaders. And dating other leaders on your team is no bueno.

Me and this babe have mad feelings for each other. We even took a trip together recently and had a blast, and I got to meet her folks. My question for y'all is this. Should we risk punishment in pursuit of a relationship, or just be casual and hold out hope for the potential of a relationship in two years when we graduate? I don't want to wait because of you.

All right, dude. Jumping in before the question's even over. Like, I don't want to encourage you to get thrown out of a Christian ministry, you know, because I'm sure it means a lot to you and I'm sure it's overall, it's a positive thing for the community. But I do genuinely believe you and this girl should date. And you shouldn't wait two years. Two years, you could be a completely different person. This experience will be gone.

The potential for it will be gone. Just be careful in every respect. But when it comes to you telling her how you feel and moving forward with that, take a risk. You know what this is? This is modern-day Romeo and Juliet. You guys can have a dangerous romance. You can have a romance undercover, in secret,

and that intensifies the emotions that much more. So you guys are both just like, wow, I can't believe how much love I'm feeling. And this is all undercover like freaking James Bond, okay? So I'd say you got to go for it. um i'd say you gotta go for it you know when love is there you go for it you grab that love and you say what up dude i'm gonna freaking cuddle your ass and this is gonna be an epic fiery romance because this authority cannot hold down our love okay and and dude i, I know you probably care about your relationship with God

and you worry about whatever your God is, judgment. But, and this is only my belief, I think you guys just, you know, dating isn't in violation of God. No god no yeah i think you'd want that yeah exactly and it sounds like like you mentioned you met her parents like you're not like talking about like her fat booty or something like that you know i'm sure you you you like her booty but but you seem like you're you're taking it seriously i bet god is looking down he's like grab that booty dude with consent of course yeah but yeah i mean he's saying a bunch of other stuff too yeah yeah but he's not but he's saying he's saying you got he's saying what up dude

this is a this is a message from god right now you guys should totally date i think you'd have an epic romance and it would be so legit and you guys are going to play beer pong together whatever you guys do and it's going to be fantastic one of the best parts of life and then grab that booty yeah you know and god's telling her to grab your booty too yeah um god didn't write that contract Brother Kyle did Yeah exactly No What's that from? I'm just saying like God didn't write the contract

That they have to sign That says they can't date Yeah those are man made Yeah I got confused by the Kyle I was like the monster I was trying to think of a guy A guy that Who would do that?

A guy that would write that Yeah I thought you meant The monster energy guy See you think we should Give him the green light right? Yeah yeah yeah I was trying to think of a guy that would write that. Yeah, I thought you meant the Monster Energy guy. See, you think we should give him the green light, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's all right. He seems like a nice guy. Aaron, feel free to chime in more on these questions, too.

Yeah, let it rip, dog. Sure. Last question. I recently stumbled upon Stoicism and was thinking about reading Meditations by Marcus Aurelius. Before I take a deep dive into anything, i was curious if you bros had any particular philosophers from legends of the past that keep you stoked in day-to-day life or if you guys have come up with any philosophies of your own that you try to live by favorite philosophers yep um well shit dude i love love Marcus Aurelius.

Nietzsche's pretty cool, although I guess he can be... Is he controversial? No. Yeah. I forget his stuff, but... I mean, I think aggro people use his philosophy a lot, but I don't fully blame him for that, or at all. I like a Viktor Frankl akel a lot and a joseph campbell and i like uh um what's their name i always forget it's pretty obscure it's uh strider strider i like alan watts

yeah he's good joe rogan he does get me jacked man i do like when i see his like speeches on life i'm like all right good a quote from alan watts no valid plans for the future can be made by those who have no capacity for living now all right chat we're this this is a natural segue what is your beef of the week my beef of the week is with uh running into every red light i don't know how this happens i think it's something with the algorithm um but i was on the way here i ran to every red light and i was like what's going on today what's going on streetlights what's going on los angeles i thought herb was our dog you know i always picture herb at the helm of the street lights just be like oh there's chad coming

i'm gonna get him green lights all the way through do we have to go reconcile with herb like what's going on here i've hit every red light and that's just uh you know i just got beef with the street lights dude i guess they're you know, I just got beef with the streetlights, dude. I guess they're, you know, essential for maintaining good street flow, but they should know when I'm in a hurry, and they should respect that. There should be, like, a button where you're like, by the way, I'm in a hurry, so can you fucking change? Right. I love that.

It pisses me off. Yeah. I get fucking mad. Yeah. I get more mad on the road. Than anywhere. Yeah. I have less obedience to the rules in my car too than anywhere else.

Yeah. Like I'll just do anything to get where I have to go. Yeah, you really do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have to go. Yeah, you really do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, dude, my beef of the week is with, um, marginalizing, uh, huge figures in history's legacies. I'm, I don't like it. Like in a thousand years from now, are more kids going to remember Napoleon for the Napoleon complex

than for like conquering all of Europe? I'm not saying it was the most chill thing to do. It was not the most chill thing to do. But in order of importance, we should put the Europe thing over the complex. Because I don't even know if the complex really fits him. Or Michael Jordan now is a crying meme. Michael Jordan, the greatest competitor and athlete of my lifetime and we're just going to turn him into a crying meme i don't like that our kids like years from now i'm like oh the crying guy

no it's the guy who put tears into the opposing fan base's eyes you know what if we find like a journal from gangas khan where he was like being a bit needy are we going to be called needy text messaging pulling a gangas that's not fair to gangas khan it's bullshit yeah he you know he killed people here and he he you know should be remembered for that unfortunately yeah gangas con we're good i don't know if you're getting a gangas con that should be about murder it should be about yeah you you ransacked a city you wrote off when the survivors came out you sent back another envoy to kill them that's doing a gangas you know even that's probably a bit too reductive i just don't

like being reductive let's let's try and tell the whole story know, even that's probably a bit too reductive. I just don't like being reductive. Let's try and tell the whole story. Do you think it's with these figures, though, like all these dudes are kind of bad dudes, so you think it's society's way of like... Giving them their proper due? Yeah. That's a great point.

It's a great point. Yeah, I'm kind of into it now we should do this you're right good call damn sorry well that's why you gotta have these beefs to start cuz I'm kind of by the end of it you realize you're wrong you know what about Charles Barkley did you see that clip of Charles Barkley playing golf on Barstool Sporting? Yeah, he's got a hack swing. And he goes, God damn it, you motherfucker. Dude, we got to talk about the other clip on Barstool, which was the short guy flipping shit. Aaron, what did you think about this?

Should we feel bad for the guy or should we let it rip? Is it the bagel guy? Yeah. Oh, fuck that dude. It's pretty hilarious. It is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. And I, you know, it's just fucking hilarious. The guy's like, I'm five foot.

I should be dead. Who said that? No one said that here. Everybody. Women in general. Women in general. You think I'm making this shit up? You're not God or my father. You're not God or my father.

So what happened to you? Same thing that's been happening to me my whole life. Yeah, the follow-up interview he does on YouTube I would really recommend. I'm tired of the manipulation. I bruised up my arm hitting a bat by taking a... He says he took a bat into the woods to work off his anger. He's so funny. He's an incredible character.

He's such a full, rich character. Yeah. Same thing that's been happening my whole life. Same thing that's been happening my whole life. Same thing that's been happening my whole life. They're giving me the smirk with the biting lip. Yeah. Apparently the, he goes, this is what he was saying. He goes, the Indian woman who worked there didn't understand the concept of.

Egg whites. Of egg whites. So I asked her three times. She said she got it. I said, okay. Of egg whites. Of egg whites. So I asked her three times.

She said she got it. I said, okay. I want to know how it started, dude. I mean, yeah. How it set him off. And dude, the clip on Barstool, you only see the guy grab him. But if you watch the full extended clip, they have it. This man takes him down and then pins him. And then he goes, I i said shut the fuck up like

i love when he's like the women are like no guys who are five feet tall you should be dead on dating sites that's okay that's okay he brings up dating sites he's like on tinder he's like god damn it And dude when he chest bumps the guy He's like you wanna go outside I'm not afraid of you I do respect the Fucking you know thrust Like the guy goes 100%

He's going hard in the paint Dude at the end of the news interview the reporter's like Oh and by the way How tall are you again? 5 feet Alright Chad who is your who is your babe of the week my babe of the week is this one dome shot i got on this dude in paintball so there's these three kids i don't know if you remember them they're all decked out they had

amazing guns they were just lighting people up but they're also freaking little assholes um you know they'd be like you're out you're out i shot you you're out what's going on ref this is bull you know they're really they're way too into the game and uh kind of just harshing the vibe of everyone i thought and then in one game i saw this guy he ducked out from behind to try and pop me off shine right in the dome nice yeah that's awesome and he's like damn it i'm like you're out now bitch enjoy that paint filled lens fuck you dude yeah enjoy seeing the world through my paint yeah but then we hugged oh yeah um it's got everything yeah so it was a really heartwarming thing and i just wanted i, that dome shot was just such a babe.

You know, it's, like, the hottest thing ever. It had the same effect that a mega babe has on me. And, you know, made me feel good. And not in, like, sorry. No, for sure, dude. Yeah. What's up? Oh, nothing.

I just, it made me kind of aroused. Oh, man, I'm sorry, too, because I lost track of your feelings there for a second, but I'm glad it ended on arousal. That's fire. Thanks. I love it when you're horny. Thanks.

What's your babe? My babe of the week is, and I mentioned him last week, but I just got to give it to him, because I forgot to tell this story last week, is Andrew Johnson. Oh, nice. Yeah. So he's one babe of the week a ton. You know, and he was just a beast in Cabo because like the last night I thought I took my Seroquel, but I didn't.

My sleeping meds. Sometimes I forget that I haven't taken them. So then I'm still up at like four in the morning. And then I start going a little haywire. And he just freaking chilled me out, walked me through the whole thing, counted my pills with me, gave me confidence that I should take one. And then basically watched me sleep because I was afraid I was going to die. I was deep in panic. And my dog had my back.

And on top of that, he's just a babe. And I have a very babe story about him. I lived in New York for a little bit and he came to live with me which was a great time and he was like freaking shredded at the time and a good looking guy anyways and we'd walk down the streets and women would come up to him and literally be like oh my god like what do you do like they they like needed to know more about him and uh it went to his head a little bit he started wearing leather pants and deep uh cut purple v-necks which at the time really upset me like i remember he came home and i was like what the fuck dude what the fuck are you wearing man he's like what i look good i'm like is that

the fucking point i was like where would you normally wear ah ah i'm sorry i'm sorry andrew for harshing on your vibe dude because um because you're just having fun in New York. But it was so hard for me. And then he started bartending, and then one morning he came back, and he was kind of sad. And I was like, what's up, dude? How was work last night? He's like, it was all right.

And then I'm just making conversation again a couple hours later. I'm like, so what's up, dude? What happened last night? What was work like? Because he wasn't talking about it. He normally talks about it. And then he was like, they made me dance. Did I i tell a story already i was like i was like what do you mean he's like he's like they made me get on the bar and like strip they made me dance i was like

are you serious he's like yeah dude like people were like throwing money at me and i was just i don't know it was weird i just got up there and i danced and i was like did you like it he's like i fucking loved it he felt bad about how much he loved it that's what was fucking him up in the morning he's like dude i fucking love stripping dude i fucking love it and he was like i don't know if i want to be that guy and he was like i really saw him grappling with that like the nature of his babeness um and that's why because dude you're just a thoughtful hottie that's why you're my baby of the week andrew what up andrew chad who is your legend of the week the legend of the week is brad pitt come on yeah yes

sometimes it's just right yeah how has he not been named yet now i feel negligent i don't know and i really like that fist bump i got if you're watching this yeah if you're listening to the podcast go to the video and go to the same time stamp and check out the fist bump that chad just it is fire uh that's my favorite philosopher he's just he's just the legend of all legends. He really is. He's amazing. Not only is he probably the best-looking guy ever, but he's an incredible actor.

He's great. He has charisma. He's good-looking. He's funny. He's funny. Good timing. Great relaxed attitude. Easygoing.

A good guy. He wants to help the bees want to help New Orleans out charitable dude he's just a legend dude and I was watching an interview with him and the whole class cast of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and he's just so cool he's just sitting there just like he has that like laid back thing where he's just like and you're like yes brad you were fucking awesome um because he's just you can tell he's just like i'm sure he's a complicated guy yeah for sure but he has that his aura is just like this easygoing confidence it's just so a lot

of gratitude in his aura yeah oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. And I just, you know, I loved him in Snatch. I just watched Snatch again recently. Loved him in Glorious Bastards, Moneyball, Fight Club, Seven. What else? Mr. and Mrs. Smith is epic. World War Z is cool. He has great hair in that.

What else has he been in? Did we say Fight Club? Yeah, I said Fight Club. Legends of the Fall. Legends of the Fall. Seven. Yeah. Thelma and Louise. Thelma and Louise.

What else? I know I'm missing some. Ocean's Eleven. He's great in everything. Oh, Ocean's Eleven, yeah. Rusty. Benny Butts. Which one?

Benny Butts. What's that? Benjamin Button. Oh. Dude, I've never seen that. It's good. It's long, but it's good. It's long.

It's got interesting themes in it for sure. The effects don't really hold up anymore. Oh, they don't? No. I remember liking the look of it. It's New Orleans, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember thinking the bordello looked great in that.

It looked like a painting. And above all, his hair right now is just phenomenal. So I just wanted to... Troy, dude, Troy. Great quads in Troy. So I just wanted to... He's a legend, dude. And he's the legend of all legends.

The assassination of Jesse James. Oh, right, right. Did he pay for that? Did he finance that? Yeah, and he produces great movies. He made like 12 Years a Slave. His production company has good taste. Yeah. oh right right didn't pay for that any finance yeah yeah and he produces great movies like he made like 12 years a slave like his production company has good taste yeah um and that's no accident i give brad 100 credit i have two quick brad pitt anecdotes for color one mike tyson tells

a story of when he was like on a break with his uh wife at the time robin givens that um she picked up a waiter and brought him home to bone it was br. And Mike Tyson was waiting for him, and Mike Tyson was like, go home before I kill you, and Brad Pitt just went home. Smart man. And then the second one is I saw Brad Pitt on Bill Maher talking about all the New Orleans architecture that he was a part of. And Bill Maher kind of at the end, to throw him off, is like, you know, Brad, I saw you at a party one time

just rolling the best joints I've ever seen. Like they were so tightly put together. And then Brad just takes a bean goes, I'm an artist. What up, Brad? That is a fire thing to say. Um, all right, dude, my legend of the week is Pernell Whitaker. Uh, we were recording this on a Monday and I just saw on ESPN that he passed away. He was hit by a car. It's a huge loss. For those of you who didn't know him, he was a boxer. He was kind of like a slightly more dynamic in terms of his movement, Floyd Mayweather.

Like, he had just great defense. Nobody could hit him. I mean, he lost a couple fights, but he never, like, got decisively beat. And he was just a—he's one of the—he probably had the best head movement ever. And it's a tragic loss. He was a really tremendous boxer. And I love his nickname so much, Sweet P. I like a sweet nickname for a combat sports guy.

See you. I'm sorry. Rest in peace. All right, Chad, what is your quote of the week i'm looking it up right now i forgot to do a quote i can hit one real quick cool my quote of the week is from a tyler cowan who i'm always referencing i probably reference him too much shoot um he was on this uh podcast uh rationally thinking or i think that's the name. Rationally speaking. My apologies.

And they were talking about life expectancy, and he dropped the bomb that in the U.S., if you took out guns, drug deaths, and automobile accidents, we would actually have the biggest life, the longest life expectancy in the world. Guns, drugs. Drugs and motor vehicle accidents. Yeah.

Like that actually, once you make it past like 60 in our country, you tend to live the longest. It's just that we lose a lot of people in the early years. Yeah. We lose more people under the age of like 30 than most other industrialized nations. Really?

Yeah. Interesting. Which is pretty crazy to think about. Like, I guess we're just an extreme place. And I feel that in myself because I grew up shooting guns and I've done drugs and I drive like a maniac. And it's like, is there something in our culture where we have like just an extreme nature?

I think it's because we're so kind of, um, repressed in a way, you know what I mean? Um, I'm going to go with a quote from Warren, uh, Ashley Schaefer, another Ashley Schaefer quote. Yeah. These are like our two quote guys. You hit the Schaefer. I hit the Cowan. Thank you two. Now, Kenny Powers, it's you that needs to sashay. Sashay off my property while I hold my keys. Because I'd hate for anything bad to happen to you. And then he flicks him in the nuts.

Whoa. Ashley Schaefer's from Eastbound and Down. Kenny Powers, the saga of Kenny Powers. Check it out, dudes. It's hilarious. That's what's up. Sashay off my property where I hold my keys. Dude, I was also thinking about a couple other things.

One, me and Strider were talking about this yesterday. Andre Agassi, when he had that incredible hair playing tennis, that was a wig. I think this needs to be on record that we talked about this on the podcast. Like, this guy was playing in the championship of, like, the U.S. Open for tennis. Millions of people watching. And he's, like, putting a wig on. I got to see this thing. He was wearing a wig the whole time, and we didn't find out until years later when he wrote his book, Open, that I really want to read.

I heard it's great. Dude, at first I was judging, but now now i'm like this guy's the man and he did like a popular commercial where it was like style and it was like all about his hair yeah it's a fire way on set no it was a wig dude how many people were in on the in on the dupe dude that is an epic wig it's a full-on mullet with bleach tips he's supporting the coral what's up i mean when you put it like that again i'm like fuck yeah let's go agassi yeah i'm not even hating on him for it i'm just like kind of weirded out yeah who do you think's wearing a wig right now uh famous athletes sheckler you think sheckler's wearing a wig that's crazy dude another thing i want to talk about

reading minds see the way they do it in movies when you read minds is the person always goes like this they kind of just put their fingers to their temple and they look real uh kind of focused and still as they read the other person's mind but like if i read your mind i wouldn't see one thought it'd be like a million thoughts coming from different directions right yeah like because people i don't think cleanly oh yeah you're thinking a thousand things that it would be too you'd just be bum rushed yeah you'd be going like you'd be like dodging thoughts yeah reading someone's mind would be more like whoa what are you really thinking yeah what do you really think what's your actual motivation okay that's what you think you're doing this for but actually underneath it you're doing it for a totally different reason yeah do you see

that i don't think you'd be able to get like a really solid grasp on like what's actually going on yeah like if the person was like not a good thinker and they just had like a million different thoughts they were scatterbrained reading their mind would be like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa you just be dodging shit it'd be like going against freeway traffic you're just like moving like oh that's yeah that's fucked up what's what's going on yeah and you're trying to drop jump in this convertible but like there's a million cars coming yeah yeah farnie go ahead farnie said that you see it like a pie chart like when you see their brain when you read their mind you just see a pie chart of what they think about yeah and you're

like wait 60 of your thinking's about fortnight and they're like no and you're like no i see the pie chart and then they're like shit yeah yeah because it's probably a little too much yeah dude uh rogan talks about um he's like pretty soon we're gonna be able to read minds i'm like what no dude how does he say that with confidence yeah and why do why do we want that to happen yeah you don't want telepathy why why would you want that right that's horrible yeah it's too much like the worst thing ever that could happen i think the worst thing ever no but no i like your strong take though follow it but yeah but yeah why do you think people have bad thoughts it's just knowing too much right there's you think there's too much ugliness in there and we should keep

some of it at bay and just be more careful about what we put out it's good it's good to have that filtration system yeah yeah and it takes all the mystery out of life right like it sounds horrible it'd be cool if like there's like a criminal or something you could be like all right did he do it or not and he'd be like he'd be like no i didn't do it and it's like well or something, you could be like, all right, did he do it or not? And he'd be like, no, I didn't do it. And it's like, well, in your dome, you're saying you did it. Right. We can see it, dude. But just in real life where you're talking to a girl

and then you read her thoughts and you're like, fuck, dude. Right. That sucks. All right, later. Yeah, if other people have the negative stream that I have, my negative stream doesn't need to come out. Yeah. It can come out. Yeah. It can come out a little polished and, you know, a little aware,

but you don't want the full sewage pump coming out. Yeah. So true. Everyone would be like, damn, all my friends want to kill me. That's another thing, too. It's like I'm pretty politically correct sometimes, you know, but I think I am. But if I go away for a weekend with my like 14 guys yeah like it it evaporates fairly quickly it's

like lord of the flies like my civility goes away and it's not even for food it's just to like win an argument about like fantasy football now I see you policing it yeah you can see it I can see your mind working to like come with the right words yeah sorry no i love that thank you yeah you see me yeah uh i think when baboons get horny their asses get red that's awesome i'd like that dude i want my ass to get red yeah Yeah. What else? So I was, we were going to, we're going to, I was with Caroline. We were going to go to the beach to tan, but we were on the way there. And I was, I was like, is that Marine layer? And she's like, that's Marine layer. And I'm like, that messes with our top priority.

Now we flipped a big Yui, went to this empty baseball field, and just bronzed. That's awesome. It was cool. The park's good. The park's sweet. The park's good for a day. Yeah. And we were like, we should have mimosas here sometime.

Oh, that'd be lovely. Yeah. I can picture it. Yeah. You could come. I want someone to take a picture of it. Yeah. I'd love to come.

Yeah. I think I'm going to come out to New York early, too, because I don't think my dad's coming into town. So, yeah. Go lift with you and your bro. Oh, love to come. Yeah. I think I'm going to come out to New York early too. So I can, cause I don't think my dad's coming into town. So yeah. Go lift with you and your bro. Oh yeah. Yeah. We can, he wanted to send me,

he sent me an email. We actually kind of have a big day today, guys. I'm, I'm gonna let it rip. We're doing speeches at the city council and if they're good, Howard Stern, well,

they're going to be good. But if, if Howard Stern likes him, he's going gonna play him on the show yeah and we might be there this might come out

after that no it'll come out a little before yeah so you guys will get to see how it goes if you're interested should be fun should be cool

is there anything else I'm gonna read Howard's book nice I haven't finished it we've got an author coming on in a couple weeks and we have to read a 400 page book before he does do you think we can do it aaron dog that's a lot of pages dude dog aaron coming in with the truth bomb what if i also supplement it with an audible book like audio Like audio. That's not cheating.

That's not cheating. That's reading while you drive, bro. Dude. I do mostly Audible. Audible. What else is going on? I bought some new shirts. I'm really stoked on them.

Yeah, you told me you were going to do that. Stripe. They're cool striped shirts. I like plain colors of striped shirts. little bit i got extra large so when they shrink they're gonna be the right size baby and if they're not i'm gonna be pissed dude that's you talked about shrinking shirts on last week's podcast and really resonated with people really related to that yeah yeah it's tough it's a struggle i'm nervous to clean my clothes every time because i'm like they're gonna they to shrink on me. Yeah, like my NSYNC shirt.

I love that shirt. It's kind of ruined. The fit kind of got ruined. It doesn't work anymore. It was at a perfect level. Yeah. And now it's just not. I'm like, cotton?

I'm like, cotton? What the fuck, dude? So frustrating. We need to start using hemp. I tried a hemp beer on Saturday. How's that that it just tastes like weed yeah yeah have you tried hemp beer aaron i don't drink at all but uh it sounds disgusting you don't drink ever no how is that what have you always drank not drank or yeah

oh your whole life yeah yeah You never had a drink? I have. I don't like it. Oh, that's awesome. That's why you don't? You just don't like it? Yeah, I don't like it. Interesting.

I respect that. You must be a clear-headed dude. That's probably why you bring in the facts and just drop truth bombs all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I listened to this smart dude who owns this company, Stipe. I think it's called Patrick Collison. I think he's Irish. And they do like all the transactions you make over your phone. They're like the processing company for it, I think.

But he was talking about how if you're smart, you're actually more likely to convince yourself you're right when you're wrong because you have more horsepower. I think I might have mentioned this before. I'm sorry if I'm always, but these things things they just keep popping up in my head um yeah totally yeah isn't that interesting that's why smarter addicts have a harder time right um abstaining because they just think themselves out of sobriety i don't have a problem here's my solution right and they come up with this hat this solution that they think is going to work but

you can't tame that beast we got to stay humble yeah dude i i you know what's humbling is austin austin is so smart and funny that sometimes when he sends me something i'm like why do i even do this you know that happens with you too that happens with strider where you guys will do stuff and i'm like i'm just not i think that happens with all of us yeah i definitely feel that with you and strider and everyone yeah everyone's so gifted but the way i view it is it's like iron sharpening iron yeah you know we're just ching ching ching well and if you can say that it's like if we're all part of like one group you know what i mean yeah then it's there's something bigger than ourselves it's a brainstorm yeah yeah and it's and it's and we're all just cogs in it. Yeah, it is tough though, especially in this industry because it's so competitive yeah, where you just like

But then you hear like I heard Dan Akra then Howard Stern where he and who knows this is true But where you always his goal is always just lift everyone up. Yeah, and I always try to take that mindset yes, setting up the other guy, yeah, you can really be to lift everyone up. Yeah. And I always try to take that mindset. Yeah, setting up the other guy. Yeah. If you can really be a G about that. Yeah. But then I'm like, is that really what you're thinking that Saturday Night Live? No. Or like, is that what you say now?

That's what he has to convince himself of. I think he was probably trying to convince himself of it then. Like, my instinct is always like, I got to get mine. I got to get mine. And then, like, I go through a bunch of thinking that I'm like, well, I think he's probably trying to convince himself of it then yeah like our my instinct is always like I gotta get mine I gotta get mine and then like I go through a bunch of thinking that I'm like well I think actually in the end the best way I can get mine is by helping the other people get theirs yeah yeah but it's not natural idea I do think that our instinctive rather I do think that's true though or it takes more thinking to get to that instant I

do think that's true though especially in like comedy and stuff when you when you have that mindset like I got to get mine it instant. I do think that's true, though, especially in comedy and stuff. When you have that mindset of, I gotta get mine, it kind of ruins the whole whatever you're working on. I wanted to read this thing that Austin wrote to me. He just sent me this text message

out of nowhere. He says, it's rather long, do you mind? I'm sorry. I just think it's so, well, whatever it is, I love it. I need a shower.

Lifts armpits so I can lunge towards it. Nose first. Toucan Sam style. She pushes me away. Not in front of all these people. I need a shower. Lifts armpits so I can lunge towards it nose first. Toucan Sam style. She pushes me away. Not in front of all these people. I roll my eyes playfully. We lay back against each other with our legs all wrapped up together.

Intertwined. I whisper nonsense to her in a performative way for all the other guests at the karaoke party. I loudly interrupt the birthday girl screeching the party to a halt. To ask her long haired quiet friend in the corner if he ever played a slide guitar. Once. I set him up and he spiked. Everyone loved it. She likes it to a point when she tells me to be quiet. I'm being rude while some stranger is trying to sing. So I pull away half singing in an uncomfortable way. So it was not to touch her anymore. She said, you have a split personality. And I said, don't you think I know she can tell for the first time since knowing me that I'm being serious. I tell her I want to go. Sheescendingly explains to me what an irish ex it is and i leave without saying goodbye

as if i don't know how to do that already after years of being me we haven't spoken since just some half-assed gifts she passively aggressively sent to me send me and i said ha you too i don't know why but you didn't say why he said that no i was like what is that i was like i love it and then he was like it's just my life, dog. So that's what's happening? Yeah. Or maybe it's like a bunch of different experiences that he just wrote

into like one little like paragraph of like basically how he looks at things. Yeah. But I was like, for some reason, I was like, this is very true.

I understand this person he's talking about. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. He's a cool dude. Austin's the man. He's great.

He's so funny. All right. I mean, that's cool. Yeah. He's a cool dude. Austin's the man. He's great. He's so funny. All right. I mean, that's it. I don't think we have any ads, but guys, as you all know. Oh, cool. Sorry. No, go for it. I just got a cool email.

I'll tell you about it in a sec. It rhymes with Jed. Oh, nice. Yeah. Does his profession rhyme with BJ? Yeah. Yeah, it does. Fucking go.

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