Going Deep with Chad and JT - Welcome to Friday!

Episode Date: July 16, 2021

Because Friday isn’t actually a day, it’s a mindset. And Friday Beers just hit different. Don't miss an episode of the new series Welcome to Friday, brought to you by Friday Beers and All Things Comedy. Subscribe! https://bit.ly/WelcomeToFridayPodcast

Hey, what's up dudes? It's Chad from Going Deep with Chad and JT dropping in to tell you about an exciting new podcast coming at you from the guys that created Friday Beers and partnered with All Things Comedy. If you're not familiar with Friday Beers, they had one of the best Instagram pages of the pandemic, quickly shooting up to over 1 million followers with their hilariously on-point takes and takedowns of weekend culture. Their new podcast, Welcome to Friday, is a weekly nugget of laugh-out-loud sketches and all set in the Friday Beers comedy universe to help you celebrate the end of the work week. Each episode hosts Max and Jack Barrett, the creators of Friday Beers, tee up that week's sketches featuring beloved characters

from their ever-expanding universe and embodying the Friday beers mindset. We'll see the best of Fringe Guy, the big fella, Sergeant Suckdown, and more as they send you off into the weekend. And my favorite part, the fans are a part of the show. You can leave a voicemail question for Max and Jack to answer, which may just lead into a skit about the topic at hand. You're about to hear a clip from the show.

Please enjoy. Make sure to subscribe to Welcome to Friday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, my name's Danny. I live in Minnesota. I'm currently in Spain right now for a triathlon. My question is, why is latenight booty calls more acceptable for women booty calling men than it is for men booty calling women? What I'm asking is, I've had several female companions text me late at night, and of course I respond immediately. However, if I were to turn the tables and text them, rarely am I met with an enthusiastic and or interested reply. Thanks for the time. Bye. I need to know a little bit more about Triathlon Danny. I was going to say, he started off with a roller coaster from minnesota in spain for a triathlon well maybe

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I... I'm sorry, is someone beating off? Thank you for listening to the Welcome to Friday clip. Make sure to subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you're listening now. Later!