Good Guys - Hot But Bald

Episode Date: October 16, 2025

Ailment Check! We are back and barely holding it together - between Ben’s new diagnosis of cubital tunnel syndrome (and his sexy new arm splints) and Josh’s early morning “canoodling,” we’ve... got a lot to unpack. We’re talking everything from Yom Kippur bagel spreads and the chaos of triplet pregnancies to the latest beauty trend giving people a DIY facelift - the “bleph bun.” Plus, Olivia fact-checks their anatomy lessons, a listener asks about skipping her wedding cocktail hour, and Ben’s doctor gives him the worst appointment scheduling of all time. What are ya nuts?! Love ya!  Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Saxx Underwear - Check it out at saxx.com goodwipes - Just buy a pack at Target, Walmart, Kroger- or your local store- then head to goodwipes.com/GOODGUYS, text them your receipt and get reimbursed! Hims - To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/GOODGUYS. Shopify - Good guys, it’s time to build your brand! – Head to Shopify.com/goodguys to see how easy it is to start your business today Warby Parker - You can also head over to WarbyParker.com/GOODGUYS right now to try on any pair virtually! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Mons and Morans, welcome back to the Good Guys Podcast. There's a lot of podcasts out there. There's one called Girls Gone Bible, and ours is called Guys Gone Gay. It's Ben Safer, Michael. Girls Gone Bible sounds great. I'm in.
Starting point is 00:00:46 And by the way, that is 100% our Patreon. We are launching it. It is going to be gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. I can't wait. Finally. Josh, I have three words for you. Cubital tunnel. syndrome. Okay. Okay. I just got back from the doctor because I've told you about this before or if I
Starting point is 00:01:05 haven't, I'm going to tell you again. Over the last like couple of months, you know, I'll go to sleep and randomly two o'clock in the morning, I'll wake up. My hands are in pain and they're asleep. And that's not good. That's not good. Whether I'm on my side, whether I'm on my back, whether, no matter where I am, I wake up, middle of the night, hands hurt, they're asleep. I get that too. Okay. So you have cubital tunnel syndrome. No the fuck I don't. Yes, you do affected by your, but I don't. Affected by your ulnar nerve. I went in today. I went to the doctor.
Starting point is 00:01:34 I have a what are you nuts about the doctor that I will share later, but I went to the doctor. They did extras on my hands. The xeries looked perfect. He's like, want to you come a little closer, bend your arms, tilt your hands, and let me know when they fall asleep and where? And I said, they're asleep here, here, here. He said, cubital, tunnel syndrome, ulnar nerve, season.
Starting point is 00:01:56 And what he did was he gave me two splints, okay? So I have to sleep in splints. God, if that doesn't affect my sexual performance, I don't know what will. Yeah, no good, no good. Me sleeping in arm splints. And in case I want to do something more drastic, he recommended surgery. So we're going to try PT. I think we do physical therapy, but I just want it to up to you.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Cubital Tunnel syndrome. It sounds like you have the same, Josh. You wake up in the middle of the night, hands in pain and asleep. Not in pain, asleep. But is that you could be sleeping on your hand, though. That would be different. Yeah, but sometimes I'll be on my back and I'll just like wake up like T-Rex arms. And but they wake up, then I wake them up and I go back to bed.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Yeah, so that is what it is. Eventually, maybe it will be more than that and it'll hurt. Like I wake up and they're in fucking pain and I have to walk around the house until they like wake themselves back up and then I lay down. You have to walk around the house to wake up your arms. You can't wiggle it out, my G? No, no, no, no. You can't wiggle it out. I thought you could.
Starting point is 00:03:02 I, like, or my left hand, kind of, my right hand. I have to physically stand up. It's a nightmare that I, I had this beautiful, what a fantastic mid to late 80s Jewish doctor, one of the most gorgeous moustaches you've ever seen in your life. I trusted this man with my life. He looked to me, he said, cubital tunnel syndrome. I said, yeah, it is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Fuck yeah. Operate today. Yeah. Okay. I want it now. Cubital Tunnel Syndrome. It's amazing that I will look at that 80-year-old doctor with the utmost trust and belief. And I will also look at a nurse practitioner who's three years past their degree and go, cut me open, nurse.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Like I don't care. That's me. I'm with you. I am pro cut me open. Yeah. Any excuse to be cut open? Cut me open. Fix it.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Now. I love recovery. I like. Say more. Yeah, it checks me out, bro. Like, I need a hard stop. I need recovery time from a major surgery. I need a nice 10-day dose of Keflex.
Starting point is 00:04:09 I'm talking a nice skin antibiotic, something to fight staff. And I want to be on Ibu 600 every 6 to 8 hours. And I want to be on a nice something mild, Norco, 5 milligram, 325, a set of, the Minifin, something cute. We used to call them bananas back in the day because they were cute, the little yellow pills and eat them like tic-tok, gawk, gawk, gawk. So good to be that warm itchy feeling.
Starting point is 00:04:38 The best. Fuck, I want to relapse. Something mild, like a low dose of crack. Just, like, just small, nothing. I also love a recovery. It's fantastic. It's the ultimate comeback story. You know what Ruby's been doing recently?
Starting point is 00:04:53 Such a hard tangent. He's been sticking his. tongue out like this. So Jordan. My son is Jordan. So Michael. M.J. M.J. So cool. That's sick. I just thought of that with the comeback story. How's his binky journey going? He's off it. He's been he's been zero passy for almost six weeks. Yeah. And I got to tell you, Josh, this boy, of course, like now that I say it out loud, he'll regress. Wow, has he had a week. He has had a week, Josh, like 7 to 630 consistent, hot, which is just like when you get, I don't know, a six-hour straight chunk,
Starting point is 00:05:38 you know it way better than me. You're in way deeper. You're a new human. You're fucking superhuman when you get six straight hours asleep, except when your fucking hands wake you up from your ulnar nerve cubital tunnel syndrome. That really was what it was. I got my first full night. I'm like, okay, Ruby, Ruby slept like a champ.
Starting point is 00:05:57 I was up every hour with my fucking hands. So that's what pushed me to go in. It was like Ruby's killing it. I'm not killing it, Josh. I'm the opposite of killing it. My son is killing it. I should be killing it too. Yeah, the Ruby's great.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Meyer's been going to bed at eight and having stretches till four, which is being gorgeous. Huge. Yeah. Huge. And usually, like, if it's one wake up for the night, if it's more than one wake up, I try to do one of them. If it's only one, I go, Paige, you have my respect. And I let Paige handle it.
Starting point is 00:06:38 But I'll tell you what we've been, I've been waking up at times for the 4 a.m. feeding, and I don't know what's been happening in the last week, and I'm sure I'll shoot myself in the foot with this. But after that, we've been canoodling around 5 a.m. And it's fucking tints. Wow. That's amazing.
Starting point is 00:06:54 I'm like, who are you? You have a bit of a glow about you. I've noticed. Oh my God. This is the problem. We're asking Dear Media do quick turn edits and I can't shut up. I know, right? Good luck.
Starting point is 00:07:07 It's all right. Olivia knows what to cut out. I feel like Olivia has a good like cancel radar. Like the other day, we had to turn around and edit super quick. And I was like, hey, Olivia, just was thinking maybe we should cut out the part where Ben and I we're doing accents. She goes, that was cut out an hour ago. Thanks, Olivia.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Just you know, Olivia can do a nice Russian accent. She can. And by the way, these accents can be found on Patreon. Okay? It's going to be us gay, naked, doing accents. Josh, this is the, it would be the best. We need it. I need it.
Starting point is 00:07:50 But do we, my thought on the Patreon, though, is like, Are we putting energy into something that's not building the main two-episode show? Totally. It's just like our humor wasn't built for this day and age, Josh. We're too raunchy. We're too raunchy. Our brains go deep. And we have to slow down, horse.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Slow yourself. Yeah. The best joke. The best joke is here. It's here, Josh. It can't be here. It can't be here. So true.
Starting point is 00:08:19 So true. Can't be here. It could be there maybe. Can you do like a roll. release form where it's like if you subscribe to Patreon, you and everybody you know cannot, will not share it and it cannot will not lead to a cancellation. Is there some type of binding document that what you hear stays here? And you would think, yes, in the current world we're living in where I don't know if you
Starting point is 00:08:47 saw this clip the other day, but Trump was giving a speech and he goes, you know, there's now two N words you can't say and everyone goes go! Oh my God, what's this? He goes, what's the second one? He goes, nuclear and the other one.
Starting point is 00:09:05 I was like, oh my God. Oh my God, that's insane. That's insane and hysterical. Oh my God. Yeah, you'd think. I don't know. I really don't know. Claudia turns to me the other day.
Starting point is 00:09:18 She's like, I saw a bunch of clips of you being nuts. Are you okay? I'm like, we're trying, we're trying things out. What? We were being slightly political? Yeah, Kimmel and Carlson. She's like, are you okay? I'm like, we're just AP testing. We're just seeing. We're just seeing what's going on. I mean, what I, it's funny because I, of course, most people liked it. And then, you know, we're a podcast where 90 to 95% of it isn't political. And then here and there, we give a hot take. And some, and then of course, there was like, one or two messages of like, I agree with Josh.
Starting point is 00:09:53 I don't agree with Ben. I don't agree with Ben. I don't agree with Josh. I'm unfollowing. And I was like, listen, dude, this is the problem. If a podcast that is 5% political that you love, you disagree with someone's take that you can't listen anymore. Like, this is exactly what we're talking about.
Starting point is 00:10:14 It's also so interesting, the difference between platforms. Like she found it on TikTok and the comments on TikTok are terrible. But you go to Instagram and they're totally normal and fine. Right. It's like on TikTok, like I don't know, I don't know who, like a very different audience is seeing our clips on TikTok than is on Instagram, which is also great. Like that's great. I've always thought like, oh, are we, because we, if you don't know, we post the same
Starting point is 00:10:38 clips on both. Of course. So are you seeing the same thing twice? And the answer is no. Those folks on TikTok are very different from the ones on Instagram, which is fantastic. But yeah, it's just interesting. that like one platform is not so, oh, I don't agree with that.
Starting point is 00:10:56 I'm leaving. And the other is I disagree with that. I'm leaving, which by the way, was like one person. It's fine. Brother. He can kiss my ass. He can kiss my ass, okay?
Starting point is 00:11:05 Yeah. Yeah. And yeah, we have hot takes. We're going to give a hot take every now and then, and then 95% of the show is going to be Ozempic. And Jake Shane's, not that Jake Shane needs Ozempic. We need Ozempic. Jake Shane's perfect.
Starting point is 00:11:20 and I don't know. And cubital tunnels and Joey Kamasta and ulnar nerves and splints. Food. And 4 a.m. feeds and canoodling right after. Fuck, man. I know I shouldn't be sharing that. Can you imagine if you shared that? Claudia wouldn't talk to you for a week.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Absolutely. I didn't say it. You always, you ask me, so how are things? I'm like, they're great. So how are you? Have you gotten an edict or a doctrine from Claudia's since the pod came out of like, less us. I just know exactly what does and doesn't bother her.
Starting point is 00:11:57 And I'm not willing to bother her. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. Fair enough. Everything is great. She is my queen and that's that on that. But what about like we were talking about our wife's pregnant nipples? Like that was gold.
Starting point is 00:12:14 Look, yes, yes. Look. There are certain times where the joke is worth the potential. roast, okay? Absolutely. But so yeah, if anything, if it's joking in nature, for sure, we can push those boundaries. Absolutely. I wish that I could, we've spoken on this before, I wish I could milk Ruby. Imagine me, just milk coming down my shoulders, throwing my son right on my breast. Milk coming down your shoulders? Where's the milk coming from your ears? You've never heard Paige say that it comes down for her shoulder? The letdown comes. You feel it from the
Starting point is 00:12:48 shoulder. At least Claude does. The letdown comes from up here. Perhaps the milk is being stored right in her right or left shoulder blade. I never heard that phrase. Neither has Olivia. And Olivia's been, Olivia's from the Midwest. The letdown. Yeah, I was going to say, we invented it in Cincinnati. The letdown. What, um, you've never heard the letdown. I've heard about like the milk coming in. And like, I suppose it comes from above. But the way that you said it made it sound like you were going to put be on your shoulder and have him suckle. I don't think it comes from a bow. He's suckling right on the teeth.
Starting point is 00:13:26 But the letdown is coming from higher. I think it's coming somewhere in the upper breast. Maybe up here. I agree. It's probably not in the shoulder. It's probably not muscular. Muscular. Well, it's got to be created.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Isn't it created by the mammary glands? Yes. No clue. Which is under here. I mean, which would start in the pit region and then make its way. So it would come from here, the old bullseye, and down, right into the... What does Chad GPT say? I used Google AI. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:13:58 But it's breast milk has produced in the mammary glands located in the breasts of women. And I think, yeah, it's coming from like right here area, perhaps under the pit and then kind of pulled forward into the duct. Interesting. Okay, so maybe it's more of an adjacent feeling than a down. That said, yeah, I wish Ruby would suck up. on my breast, Josh? No. No.
Starting point is 00:14:26 My mom, that's an old Barbara Peck joke when people would ask if she breastfed. And she's like, no, I just wanted to be friends. Shout out, mom. But, yeah, I mean, look, everyone's breastfeeding journey is beautiful and perfect, exactly the way you do it. We just have mostly done formula. And it makes our life, like,
Starting point is 00:14:48 super easy as far as me being able to help. So I just shake that bottle up, throw it in his mouth. Oh, man. And when he gives me that, when your baby gives you that good belch, like it's time, like that good belch comes and you go,
Starting point is 00:15:04 you're going back to bed, my boy. And they go. And when they look gorgeously milk drunk, like there's no better feeling. Sometimes you finish a feed and they look like a little too awake. You know, like you want more? Right.
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Starting point is 00:19:36 It's going to look like bagels, locks, cream cheese, tuna, whitefish. My apartment. My apartment. Our families are coming. Beautiful Ruby will be there. He might be asleep. No, he'll go to sleep after. It'll be wonderful.
Starting point is 00:19:51 And are you keeping Ruby? You mentioned this in the other pod, but I don't think we got to it because we were having such technical difficulties with the great fibula. But are you keeping Ruby away? Or are people allowed to like, like at breakfast? Can people be holding him, passing him around, loving him up?
Starting point is 00:20:09 Holding him passing around, loving him up. There is no, yeah, no, we're trying our best to, like, make sure that you wash your hands, that you are, like, you're not, like, sneezing all over him. Of course. But, no, we're definitely, like, family members for sure are holding him and hugging, kissing him and all that good stuff. Bruce and Eva are right in that neck. But, yeah, we're doing a bagel, box, cream cheese, whitefish, tuna,
Starting point is 00:20:37 herring and cream for my mom. probably some sable, thinly sliced, onions, cucumbers, tomatoes, you name it, it's fantastic. The reason why I say versus what it should be is because can you think, Josh, of a worse way to break a 25-hour fast than with that meal? Because it feels like breakfast? No, it's just like if we were fasting, and I know you intermittent fast, and I know the purpose of the fast is not health-related necessarily. But when you break a fast, the first thing you should be having is a fucking bottle of electrolytes, like an element or something like that. And I think you'd want protein.
Starting point is 00:21:18 Otherwise, I'm going to eat 16 bagels. I'm never going to be full. And then I'm going to eat a huge headache and I'm going to fall asleep. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm just saying that if I ended up breaking my fast with grilled chicken and rice and vegetable, I would just feel much better. It's not tradition. so we won't do it.
Starting point is 00:21:38 But you'd feel better eating that over bagel and locks every time. That's true. That's true. I guess I just feel specifically, like the way that my break fast works, I immediately have a cup of coffee. That's first because I haven't had coffee and I have a raging headache by the end of the day from the caffeine withdrawal. I have a cup of coffee.
Starting point is 00:21:59 So all of a sudden, it's 7 o'clock. I'm having full caffeinated coffee. And my brain's like, holy shit, holy shit, where's the bagel? Then I go to the bagels, toast a bagel. I'll go scaly and cream cheese, locks, onions, capers, deal, maybe a thinly sliced tomato. Fantastic.
Starting point is 00:22:16 And then I'll go in the tuna whitefish direction. I love that. I mean, first of all, I got to say, like, and I was tempted to do it, and then I got on there too early. But, you know, we're a big fan of the Great Goldbelly here who are not a sponsor, but they should be. And they, I was the level of Yom Kippur, like spreads and platters that they had.
Starting point is 00:22:42 I went on there hungry last night and just wanted to order everything. And then in addition, I wanted to order a Junior's cheesecake and Vanero's canolies so bad and rainbow cookies. Like all things we do not get out here and a spread of bagels from Esa bagel. Oh my God. I need all of that. Junior's cheesecake. I remember this was years ago, probably like six years ago. I was at juniors with both of my brothers-in-law, Zach and Zach.
Starting point is 00:23:11 And I remember Olivia's husband, Zach, like he was eating the cheesecake. All of a sudden, he turned to us and he's like, I wish I could get this. And he lives in the city. He's like, I wish I could have this all the time. I wish there was a way to get it without being in the restaurant. And I turned to him, like, have you ever heard of Seameless? Like, it's not a goldbelly. They're on Seameless.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Order yourself a slice of cheesecake. What is Seameless? Seameless is like an Uber Eats, but for the city. Or Grubhub. You guys have Grubhub? Yeah, we do DoorDash, mostly. DoorDash. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:43 Same thing. It's available. Like, it's literally like, you can go home and get it. He's like, I wish there was a way I could have junior cheesecake at home. I'm like, you can. Like, your wish is my command. Yeah, this is possible. This is Manhattan in 2020, whatever.
Starting point is 00:24:00 But, yeah, Junior's cheesecake fucks. God, is that fantastic? It's so good. And Esa Beagle's, great. I end up picking, I'm, again, I understand that I'm blessed and fortunate to have so many wonderful bagel places that I can pick different things from different places. Josh, let me tell you, I don't get bagels, locks, cream cheese, all from one place. Of course not. That'd be crazy. The best bagels don't also have the best locks. Best lox is from the, from the sables, right?
Starting point is 00:24:31 Sables is, in my opinion, number one. Class. Number one. This is Japanese run, Japanese knife work, Jewish bellies. This is like a combo. Yes. It's like they say in show business, have a Jew write it and a Gentile perform it. I love it.
Starting point is 00:24:54 This is a winning strategy. Keep the actors British and the writers Yiddish. This is a winning strategy. Yeah, exactly. And that is Sables. Yeah, if you walk in, the people there are looking a little too Jewish cutting your locks. No, the Japanese. So true.
Starting point is 00:25:21 You need it. So yeah, Sables definitely the best locks. Jumbo bagel, wonderful bagel, A plus bagel. Tau also makes a great bagel. Jumbo tuna is fantastic. You can order the Benzoffer Celebrity Sandwich, which is a bagel, tuna, lettuce, and onion. It is fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. Are you doing a breakfast? Are you fasting? That should be my first question. I probably won't. It's hard with the kids. I should. And I'm
Starting point is 00:25:49 always tempted to do it. Because we're having our dear family friends, one of my wife's closest friends, and they have three boys too. And they live about an hour north of us. And it's really hard with their kids for them to ever come down to the beach. And they're actually going to come down to the beach because all the kids have off for Yum Kippur. So it will be a little bit hard because I would be the only one fasting and we're going to be around food and doing the whole thing. But I should. I never really have. But I mean, it wouldn't be that hard. I'm used to fasting. I was going to say, like, and I know that you sometimes disagree with my interpretations of Judaism. But I always think that as long as you're doing something, also if you want to do nothing, do nothing.
Starting point is 00:26:34 But I think as long as you're doing something, it's great. And considering you like fasting for health reasons, I don't see why you couldn't do like a water and electrolyte fast. That's still more than not fasting. Like that sounds great. It's also like healthy. I feel like you'd finish the day feeling great. It would be fucking hard sitting at lunch, drinking an element.
Starting point is 00:26:56 But I don't know. Yeah, no, I think it could be great. I've embraced. I'm getting... One year I want you to be in the city. You'll tell me when. We'll go to Shul the night before. It's lovely.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Only an hour. It's Kohl-Nidra. And then the next day we go to Shul again. And we have deep thought in our own native tongue. What's our native tongue? Brooklyn? Hebrew is not our native tongue. English is my...
Starting point is 00:27:25 No, in our own native tongue. Oh, okay, good. Like I sit in Shul, sure. Like you listen to... And for those... that don't know. Shul, synagogue, they're all the same thing. I just say shul, but it's just the same term. I go, people are speaking in Hebrew, singing in Hebrew, and I'm 100% talking to God in English. Sure. I just am. I'm just there in, I can communicate that way and bear my soul and say sorry and
Starting point is 00:27:57 repent and I love Yom Kippur. When I was younger, I hated Yom Kippur because I only saw the negatives. He can eat. So boring, all this stuff. And it's like now, it's like, okay, it gives me, I turn off my phone for 25 hours. So it gives me like a social media reset. It gives me a food reset, which is I guess why I was saying, I wish I broke fast on fucking chicken so that I didn't then like just like go back into my bad habits. But and then I sit there and, I really think about the year. Like, what could I have done better? What could I have done worse?
Starting point is 00:28:32 It's nice because it's Russia Shun of the New Year was just last week. And it's like a very, at least for me, it's like a very spiritual reset that I absolutely love. I love it. Should we get into a story? Yeah. Did you know that the Blev bun trend fueled by celebs like Ariana Grande and Anne Hathaway is the free way to get an eye lift and a new face? Between the red curtain and the red carpet, the classic slicked back bun has stood the style test of time, and now it's taking on a new role. Slick back buns and ponytails have long been a fashion staple, particularly among the famous Hollywood ingenues.
Starting point is 00:29:11 Now the straightforward updo with a clean girl aesthetic is serving a new function, becoming a way to give people a new face. So I guess these buns are pulled so tight. it's kind of like a cheap temporary facelift slash blephroplasty which sorry ladies you're late 11k and it was worth every penny totally and you don't get a horrible and you don't get a fucking headache and you don't lose aren't they gonna lose their hair josh aren't eventually these front hairs just gonna be pulled out well allure's dubbed the phenomenon the blef bun a bun so taught that it is similar effects to a blephroplasty and or an island lid lift. I couldn't do that.
Starting point is 00:29:54 I can't even wear a hat. I know. Imagine how much my fucking head would hurt with that. Oh my God. With my hair being pulled? I'm too sensitive. Do you like when someone like takes a big like a big chunk of your hair and just kind of pulls back and like put some like nice strong tension on your scalp?
Starting point is 00:30:12 It makes me feel like a dog. I don't know. Whoa. Oh, sorry. No, that actually sounded really narrowly. I didn't mean it like that. Olivia. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:30:23 I didn't feel like that. I don't know. Hey, listen. No shame here. I'm trying to think. Like, is this even like, Ben, it would hurt.
Starting point is 00:30:33 It will give you traction alopecia, though, after a period of time is what it's called. So if you, right, that's right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:38 It must. Yeah, I'm going to believe this. But like, Jojo CW has, like, she has had that in the past. That's why she's got like,
Starting point is 00:30:45 you're not bleeping that. We're not bleeping that this is hot goss. Wow. Everybody knows that, though. Why are you believing it, though, if everyone knows it. I guess everybody knows it. Love you, Jojo. Do you have the inside JoJo?
Starting point is 00:30:56 JoJo friend of the show. We love Jo. We love Jojo. And I was watching Dancing with the Stars the other night, and she was front and center. She got a great seat. Wow. Has she been on it? I don't know if she's on it.
Starting point is 00:31:08 I don't know if she's been on it, but she was sitting watching it. And this is a great season. You don't watch, right? No. It's pretty entertaining, Josh. And I have to say the star, Andy Grammer. How? I have such a resentment against you, Ben, and hear me out, that you watch so much Drek.
Starting point is 00:31:29 I watch what my wife watches. You watch so much trash and you've never seen the whackness. You're going to the wrong source, okay? First of all. No, I'm not. I'm going into Shul tomorrow repenting for not watching the whackness. That's first, okay? You let me, I'll explain to you why.
Starting point is 00:31:49 I get so hurt by that, but keep going. You should be hurt by that because my ADD, I forget about it and it's not right. And you mean more to me than me not watching that movie. And I really want to watch that movie. Well, I don't want to blame my wife, but I only watch TV with her.
Starting point is 00:32:07 It's not, you're not blaming you. I'm not, I will not dare let you blame the wonderful Claudia because I know you're there eating your two pounds of yogurt parfei watching Glee be like, Jane Lynch, you did it again, honey. I am.
Starting point is 00:32:25 I know you, you need a little jerk. By the way, Jane Lynch, can we get her on the podcast? She is, she's my North Star. This woman. I'll tell you why the Wackness thing, and it's, how do I say this? I promise I will watch it. Here's the two, it's twofold. And here's the first thing.
Starting point is 00:32:47 because I think people how do I say this I made that movie when I was 21 and it came out and it's me and one of the greatest actors alive Ben Kingsley my favorite actor and it's just us for the whole movie and it's really good movie and it was like
Starting point is 00:33:05 we won Sundance it was like and it's like the thing that now when people see me in Oppenheimer or you know the last of us or these like cooler things where people like well that's not you It's like anyone who knows knows me, like my close friends are like, oh, like that was the moment for you at 21 where you were like, this is my North Star. Like this is the thing you're trying for, Josh, even if, you know, you have three year blocks where you do, you know, I Carly and a bunch of vines.
Starting point is 00:33:37 Like, and so the people who love me know it. And the last thing I'll say is if it were like a 1750s period drama about fucking, you know, figuring out gravity, I'd be like, Ben, it's a good movie, but it's not for you. It's about 90s New York Yids. It could not be more for you. I just texted Claudia. I am watching The Wackness tomorrow. You'll like it.
Starting point is 00:34:03 You'll like it. I hope. I am watching the Wackness tomorrow. And the next time we talk about this podcast, I will have seen the Wackness. God bless you. And I want everybody to know that I'm not watching it because Josh told me to watch it. And I'm watching it because I'm watching it because I'm going to change. I'm watching it because I want to watch it.
Starting point is 00:34:20 And all that I have to say, Josh, is, while I have not watched The Wackness, you've never had a Sprint Society either. That's funny. So it's straight, okay? Fair enough? No, no, seriously. They do look good. I see that packaging. I just want to slam one.
Starting point is 00:34:38 I want to slam the one you did made with Craig Conover. It was fucking hot. But look, I'm deeply, I'm horrified. I'm watching it. What if you do one with the doctor Craig Conover in South Carolina and it's a spritz with peptides? I love it. Or just like a beautiful non-alc with you. We're going to do it.
Starting point is 00:34:56 We're going to do it up. Fuck, I need to watch the whackness. It's been on my list. It's okay. Sometimes you need just a little bit of a reminder. This episode of the Good Guys podcast is brought to you by our friends at Hymns. Folks, according to the National Institute of Health, as many as 30 million men in the U.S. experience erectile dysfunction. Oh no. It's more common than a bad night's sleep. The good news,
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Starting point is 00:36:58 I'm sorry. That said, I am literally wearing my gorgeous green, you know them, Warby Parker frames. I absolutely love Warby Parker. Warby Parker made it so easy from the second that I went into their stores. First of all, these stores are gorgeous, okay? You walk around, you look at the frames. They're so unbelievably priced. We're going to get to pricing in a second.
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Starting point is 00:38:55 I don't know if this is good or bad. And so we can cut this out, Ben, but you tell me, with love and appreciation, we love every single moron who listens. We have a listener. His name is Eliyahu. We love you, Eliahu, and we thank you for listening. Eliahu, you are clogging our moron mail speak pipe box because you leave 10 to 40 messages a week that are all at the limit.
Starting point is 00:39:21 And they are fun musings about the show, your observations and whatnot, but they're not really things we can play on the show. So we love you. We appreciate you. Please keep listening. Maybe not 40 a week. Maybe one a week. A quick check in, Eliahu.
Starting point is 00:39:38 I think that's totally appropriate. Eliahu, Hanavi, we love you. Okay? We absolutely love. of you. What we could also do, Eliahu, is perhaps you take your talents to the written form. Perhaps you send an email, a long email. I think that works. Okay, this first one's from Steph. Hey, good guys. I'll be quick. I am getting married end of October, and I had a little bit of a dilemma and wanted some advice. So at first, I did not want to do a first look with my fiance.
Starting point is 00:40:08 I wanted the first time he saw me to be when I walked down the aisle. However, our photographer told us that we could do that, but then we would have to miss portions of our cocktail hour for photos. And I refuse to miss the cocktail hour. It's going to be the best part. So what would you guys do? First look or cocktail hour. Thanks. Love you. Bye. I will say, by the way, if you want to leave us a message, get some advice, go to speakpipe.com slash good guys. Keep a brief. Brevity's key. We don't want to hear your what are you nuts is. I will say. Especially if your name is Eliahoo. But we love you.
Starting point is 00:40:44 But we love you. I will say I too, and we had the greatest photographers at our wedding, like I'm obsessed with the photos. We too had to not do the cocktail hour to take pictures. And I feel like this should be, I feel like there's a better solve for this because I feel like that's the norm that you just miss it because you have to take photos with all your groomsmen and close family and whatnot. I also think it's nice though to make a bit of an entrance.
Starting point is 00:41:13 Like if you just like went straight from the ceremony into the, or what's the order of operations that you're talking about? Because depending on the type of wedding, like, are you saying that you do first look, show up cocktails wedding? Is that the order of operations? We did first look and then, yeah, and then you basically separate and then you have the wedding ceremony. And then it goes into an hour cocktail party after the dinner.
Starting point is 00:41:38 that usually is all of the groomsmen and bridesmaids, family members, close family taking photos with the bride and groom. Got it. So we do things differently. We do first look in pictures first, early. Like for an 8 o'clock or for a 6 o'clock wedding, you're showing up at 1 if you're a groomsman. Right.
Starting point is 00:41:59 You have photos, you get ready, whatever. And then... We did that too. And then typically the first thing you do is the, the ceremony. Maybe you can grab a drink. Maybe somebody has like champagne glasses or whatever. You grab something. You sit down and you go into the ceremony. Then after the ceremony, typically food. I guess there's also the reverse where there's food first. Here are a couple of different ways to do it. I'm trying to remember what we did. But right after the ceremony, you go into what's called
Starting point is 00:42:29 the Yehood Room, which is where you're supposed to have sex. People really, they don't, but it's like, okay, you got married now, have a baby. That's like the custom. I go in there for 15 minutes. That's the ultra-religious. But even the non-alturaligious still, they go into a room. They don't have sex. No one,
Starting point is 00:42:45 they just talk and hang out. No one reformed is doing that. No reformed Jew is doing that. So maybe no reform. I know plenty of conservative Jews that do that, though. Okay. Like, followed by the Yehud room. So it's not only super religious.
Starting point is 00:42:57 I think it's just like, are you following like a more traditional wedding archetype? But you don't, it's more like ceremonial in nature. But what I'm saying is that you, then do end up missing, like, some of the cocktail hour. And to me, I like making an entrance. I like everybody's there.
Starting point is 00:43:14 Maybe everybody's had a drink. People are, like, having a nice time. You don't want to go into a stale room with everybody else. So I kind of like, I don't like that you miss your whole cocktail hour. Maybe it's, maybe you miss the first half hour and then you pop in and you still get a cocktail and a loose weenie. But, yeah. I don't know, right?
Starting point is 00:43:33 Yeah, I agree. I think that's fair. Olivia. I like making an entrance. Yeah. I actually, some of my friends just got married at the beginning of August. And I liked the way that they did their, like, photo cocktail hour situation. I think they did a first look prior to the ceremony and, like, got some of their photos as a couple and with the bridal party.
Starting point is 00:43:53 But then during the cocktail hour, they went off and, like, did their photos, you know, some extra photos with people. But what they ended up doing was, like, kind of posting up in a certain part of the garden. And the photographer just kept calling people from the cocktail hour over. who are like in different groups of the couple's life to like get photos with multiple people from the wedding part or just from like the guests. Oh, that's nice. So that way like they were still kind of involved while people are having drinks and little hors d'oeuvres.
Starting point is 00:44:19 The bride and groom can grab one if they want. There's like a little bit of mingling. But then they went back to like their separate spaces did like a change into their reception outfits and then came out. So they still had the grand entrance. But they also got to enjoy the cocktail hour and get their pictures. So I thought that was kind of a unique way to lay out the evening. And inclusive.
Starting point is 00:44:38 Yeah. Lovely. I love shaking things up. Well, this next one's from Anonymous. Hi, good guys. Mazel on your two new baby boys. I wanted to hear what you guys would do if you were in a situation that I am in. So my husband and I decided to start trying for a baby this year.
Starting point is 00:44:57 And we waited until we felt like we were truly ready financially. We have all of our shit together. And we get to our eight-weeks. appointment and find not one, not two, but three babies inside of me. This was a spontaneous pregnancy. Wow. We did not do IVF, not that it matters. IVF is amazing, but usually you have more of a chance. How would you react if you were sitting with your wife and this news was given to you? Thanks. If I was sitting with my wife, I would wait for her to react first. I think you got to be really really, really unbelievably happy and feel blessed.
Starting point is 00:45:41 I know. I'm not saying it's not so hard and such a crazy life change and such a financial burden and all of these things. You will figure it out. And I think to think anything other than blessed would only hurt you. I don't know. I have like that like dumb expression that worrying about tomorrow's troubles only ruins today's peace.
Starting point is 00:46:04 And I like that saying. Sometimes people think that I'm like proselytizing. But I like that. And overall, I think that it will be amazing and it will be really fucking hard. But it's kind of like hitting the lottery. I would just put a sheet in my mouth. Insane. Honestly, as I'm thinking through it, again, you have a blessing.
Starting point is 00:46:30 But now we can think about it. Can you imagine having three sleep skipskins for your first? You have three sleep schedules at once? I think... They're not all going to wake up, but the same... Are they... I wonder how they're, like... How their rhythms work.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Yes, yeah. Like, how do they work with each other? Like, I wonder, shit, and you have three cribs? Three? It's gonna be... It's nuts. It's nuts. I would say, do everything in your power to hire staff.
Starting point is 00:47:03 Like, everything in your power. Like, if you are remote... If you have some savings, like this is the time, this is the time to tap into the emergency fund and throw a little bit of money at it if you can or enlist your whole family. It just help, help, help, help. But the great thing is, is like everything is going to get better at the same time. So I think you give over to the fact that it is going to be an insane year. And you just live with it.
Starting point is 00:47:36 You put everything on pause as much as you can. can and you zero in on these kids and you just, it's okay if your house is a mess, it's okay if your car is a mess, it's okay if your life is a mess. If those three babies are breathing and fed and reasonably happy, A plus, hon. Do not be hard on yourself for another thing. If those three souls are alive and breathing and happy, A plus, triple plus. Totally. Holy smoke. This episode of the Good Guys podcast is brought to you by our friends at Shopify folks. Let me tell you something. Okay, I hate to be the one to break it to you.
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Starting point is 00:50:52 Another's husband had an affair. There's deaths and families. Just horrible life things happening to them. And of course I want to be supportive and see them and hang out with them. But all they do is go around the table at dinner talking about how. awful their lives are to the point where I feel like I can't share anything happy that's going on with me because I don't want to make them feel bad. But my life is going great. I've got a great relationship with my husband. We've got healthy kids. I'm happy, but I feel like I can't share
Starting point is 00:51:21 that because all they do is share their misery. Am I a terrible friend that I don't want to hang out with them anymore? I mean, I leave the dinners feeling so negative and down. It just sucks out the joy of everything, but I also want to be supportive of them. So what should I do? Thanks. I don't, I don't think that you are the problem at all. I think that it's great to be a good friend and be an ear to these people, but old friend doesn't necessarily need to mean lifelong friend. I think that you should, you sound like an optimist. Optimists crave optimists. Otherwise, like you get dragged down. And I'm not saying totally cut them off,
Starting point is 00:52:05 but you should definitely surround yourself with people that make you happy. You can still call them, check in, but yeah, if I had friends that were just like a 100% drain on me, I would not see them the same frequency that I once did. Yeah, so maybe a little distance. Sorry, but I think that's right. Here's my strategy.
Starting point is 00:52:28 at dinner, as each of these people are going into their tough, hard light, you order something for the table. Okay? So Donna's going off about her divorce. You go, we'll have the spinach artichoke dip. That will be a natural end to her bitching. So 10 minutes in, Donna, hold that thought, look. And then the spinach artichoke dip as though from the heavens lands on the table.
Starting point is 00:52:58 Everyone's like, is this good or what? I don't know when the last time was I had this. Suddenly, subject changed, new subject by Donna. And then, you know, Janine wants to go off about her husband who cheats. We'll have the chocolate lava cake. Ten minutes in. You're relying on quick service, Josh. Quick service.
Starting point is 00:53:25 But I like it. Yeah, I like it. I think it's a sound stress. You got to go to a diner with these sad sacks. Go to Waffle House with these complainers. Totally. Oh, pecan waffles. Oh, there's a fight by the entrance.
Starting point is 00:53:42 Perfect. Get the all-star scramble. Terrible. Have you been to a Waffle House, Ben? No. I've been to IHop. We don't have Waffle Houses in New York. I know, but you've seen this great country
Starting point is 00:53:59 going out and doing meat and greets for, I have. You've been to Alabama. I have. I have. And I haven't been to Waffle House. Oh, you would love. Is it a must go? It's a must go. Yes. Yeah. It's kind of like a diner adjacent. Is that what it is? It is a diner. Yeah. But yeah. Great. I love a diner. I just, just feel bad for this woman. You need to fucking get or confront your friends in between the artichoke dip and the mole. Confront them and say, stop being so negative. First we were at cheesecake factory. Now we're what at El Torito Grill? Mole.
Starting point is 00:54:34 Just fucking tell them to fucking stop. Like, say like stop bitching. Enough. I could tell you all the fucking problems in my life, but I want to have a good time. Tell them to stop. Yes. Or go work for a supplement company
Starting point is 00:54:48 and start hockey like St. John's Wart. Like I'm talking about natural serotonin. St. John's Wart. You dug that one up. That was the original antidepressant. Yeah, they make it my favorite company. Guy Herbs, you're walking in the aisle. It's honestly, it's very, it's jarring to see it.
Starting point is 00:55:13 You're like, okay, you have a little quick defense, you have some oil of oregano, St. John's wart. And you're like, whoa. Totally, dude. They need to rename that, St. John's Wart. Dude, that's like, St. John's Wart. brand. I feel like no matter what medication you're on, they're always like, this medication is going to cure you as long as you're not taking St. John's ward. Like, you know, it's always like,
Starting point is 00:55:41 tell your doctor if you're taking St. John's Ward. Yeah, it's such a strange name. I don't know. Like, like Josh Peck's athlete's foot. Yeah, it's weird. Right? Or what's that antidepressant that basically, like, it was an early one that worked. But it. It was like you couldn't take it with anything else because it basically just conflicted with everything. Like an M-A-O-I-M-A-O-I's, the mono-o-in oxidase inhibitors. Remember that in commercials like, tell your doctor if you're taking an M-A-O-I. I don't recall. But I guess I have those commercials during glee, you know?
Starting point is 00:56:22 No, we're all so happy. They're trying to give us, they're trying to give us downers. They're like, if you're not depressed at. enough. Or if you're depressed, try singing. Yeah. That helps. Do you have Woody and Nuts?
Starting point is 00:56:40 Yeah. Let's go to What Do You Nuts? What are you nuts moment of the week? People, places and things, gripes with humanity. You're looking at the woman on the street. She's barefoot. All right? You're like, what are you nuts lady?
Starting point is 00:56:50 Put on some shoes. My What are you nuts moment I teased in the beginning, Josh. Was at this doctor's appointment, okay? Great. Tell me what you think about this. My appointment's at noon. I show up at noon. Okay?
Starting point is 00:57:02 I fell out the paperwork. Quick. Five minutes. It was no big deal. I go up. I hand it in. He says, okay, we're just waiting
Starting point is 00:57:11 for your X-ray technician to get back from lunch. She went on lunch at noon. My appointment's at noon, Josh. She doesn't come back from lunch until one. I sit there for the duration of her lunch to get my X-ray. What are you nuts?
Starting point is 00:57:26 Why are you scheduling an appointment at noon when your X-ray tech goes on lunch at noon. Put it at one. So that way I come at one and she's back from lunch. I don't have to sit there while she's out at Chipotle eating the doubled burrito. And then she comes back and she has terrible gas in the room while she's checking me in. I don't need this. 12 o'clock, you bring me in for an appointment and you send your employee out to get lunch. What are you nuts? Nuts. Right? It was crazy. I was like, are you ready? Do you like, oh, she's out at lunch? I should be out at lunch. Totally.
Starting point is 00:58:00 And then I'll come back. We both will be fed. We both had lunch. Right. And then we can talk about what we had for lunch. Yeah. Meanwhile, I had no lunch
Starting point is 00:58:09 because I was so rushed. I had two bear bells, which means that tonight you talk about gas, whatever's in those things, it's no good. It's like that fake sweetener shit. No good.
Starting point is 00:58:19 I had two bear bells. I didn't even have a lunch. I could have had lunch. I could have sat for an hour. With your 25 hour fast starting at sundown tonight, around like five, Are you going to like do a little carboloading?
Starting point is 00:58:32 Yeah. The softers really, really wanted to go to this Mexican restaurant called Maya. So that's where we're going. We're going in. Hard body karate. A couple extra scoops of creatine. It's not like my ideal pre-fast meal. I'm not going to lie.
Starting point is 00:58:49 Bruce really wanted it. You want a nice Chinese dinner, don't you? Chinese or Italian. Like I would love like pizza, pasta, like Caesar salad. Mexican. At least I can get that mollay. My brain was on the moly. Well, we've added an extra segment to every podcast called,
Starting point is 00:59:09 Are you having a good day? How about now? And it's where we learn tough facts that you weren't really expecting, but they're weird, scary truths that you really should know. So I will say, having a good day, your brain can generate false memories and you will believe them as real. These memories can feel just as real as true ones. and you will defend them with the same emotion in detail as you would a real actual memory.
Starting point is 00:59:35 How about now? No, that's terrible. That's like God gaslighting you. God's gaslighting you. No good. I heard such a good quote yesterday. A coincidence is just God's way of staying anonymous. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:59:50 See you next week. Powerful. Powerful. Like that. Right. Yeah. Do you have a Do you have a
Starting point is 01:00:01 What your nuts? Is just God's protection. Get fuck. Yeah. Um, my would My Winnie Nett's moment is I am the biggest fan of that show The Pit and I am proud that I was on it early.
Starting point is 01:00:21 I was a fan right from the start. I love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it. But there is this thing on the set that people have heard about where they have all of the crew who work on the set dress in scrubs, because if there's a chance that someone gets caught in a scene who's not on the show, but like is a lighting guy or an assistant director, they want to make sure that they're in the right kind of, you know,
Starting point is 01:00:49 Pittsburgh Hospital gear so that, you know, it doesn't look weird, except what are you nuts? Oh, there's that nurse over there holding a boom. microphone. There's a doctor running the snack table. Like, what are you nuts? Does it work? No.
Starting point is 01:01:09 Nuts. It's actually, at first I was thinking, wow, that's a really genius idea. And then the more I thought of that, I'm like, you know,
Starting point is 01:01:14 I don't think so. How do you just have tighter shots, okay? Right. Just have tighter shots. Yes. Like, wow.
Starting point is 01:01:23 What an episode. What an episode. We're the best, bro. If this isn't five stars, What are you nuts? Listen to us wherever you get your podcasts. Watch us on YouTube. Share our clips.
Starting point is 01:01:34 Instagram and TikTok. We're at 97,000 on TikTok. Can you just follow us? Like 100K. It's right there. Follow us on fucking TikTok. Fucking follow us on TikTok. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:49 Mondays and Thursdays. Unless you don't follow us on TikTok, then we're done. I quit. I've been banging to play. I'll come back anyways. We'll see you next time if you follow us on TikTok, otherwise we won't see you. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.

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