Good Guys - It's Giving Toddler with Paige DeSorbo
Episode Date: February 19, 2024Podcast legend and reality TV star Paige DeSorbo is here! Paige joins the podcast to discuss loving New York City transportation, why dr*gs aren't cool anymore, how her boyfriend is giving toddler, an...d overall to have a banter, a chat, and a giggle. Tune in, rate 5 stars, listen twice! What are ya nuts?! Leave us a voicemail here! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Sponsors: Carawayhome.com/goodguys or code GOODGUYS at checkout for 10% off your first purchase DrinkAG1.com/goodguys for a free 1 year supply of vitamin D and 5 free travel packs Thrivemarket.com/goodguys for 30% off your first order + a $60 FREE gift Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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The following podcast is a dear media production.
I'm Josh Peck.
And I'm Ben Safer.
And we're the good guys.
There's a lot of guys out there.
And we're the good ones.
I've been told that I don't introduce guests.
And people are always like, who the fuck is that?
And it's like, how don't you know who Page the Sorbo is?
Like, do we really need to give you an introduction?
You know, it's funny.
Because I never say hi on my podcast.
I'm never like, hey, everyone.
I just start.
Yeah.
So don't even worry about giving me an intro.
No, but we need to.
So let's see.
We have a lot of older Jewish ladies that are our fans that are going to be introduced to the greatness
at his page.
So go for it, Ben.
We do.
Okay, so podcast legend.
Does that work?
That works.
Okay, cool.
TV star.
Thank you.
That is phenomenal.
How does TV star, though, like, you hear movie star and you're like, oh, my God, a movie star.
Right.
And then you hear TV star and you're like, eh.
And then you hear reality TV star and you're really like, eh.
I like reality TV star more than TV star, right?
Really?
Yeah.
I feel like TV star is like you still studied to do something and performing here.
Reality is like you should get a therapist and then work on that and then come back.
Yeah, but like we're with a movie star.
That's true.
That's true.
Like Josh is a freaking Golden Globes Oscar winning everything movie star Oppenheimer.
I can't listen.
I'm just, I'm one of you guys.
You're just a regular guy.
I'm a regular Joe.
I'm in therapy.
I'm on OZemphic.
I'm just like you.
Just kidding.
You're just down to earth.
Yeah, listen.
I am on a GLP1 antagonist.
I just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just,
what the heck is that?
That's Ozempic.
That's like, that's like, like there's like semi-glutide and then there's
Ozempic where Josh is on the generic stuff.
I'm on the hard stuff.
Got it.
Okay.
Are you on name brand?
You're a name brand?
I'm on name brand.
Oh, no, no.
God damn me.
You know me better than I know myself.
I was on the name brand.
I went off.
Now I'm on non-name brand, but it's mixed with B12.
So like it's kind of better.
But it's all the same shit.
Sort of.
It's kind of like if you, when you go to Dwayne Reed or like a CVS, are you buying like
generic Tylenol or are you buying Tylenol?
I'm buying Tylenol.
Yeah.
And you feel a little weird about buying generic, right?
Yeah.
So like you'd be on Ozempic.
You wouldn't want the semaglutide because of status.
Right.
But like some people are like comfortable with taking the, is it amphetamine?
Acetamine.
Which one is the Tylenol?
Cetaminophin is Tylenol.
That's the generic name or ibuprofen for agn?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but then you look in the ingredients and they exactly the same.
Yeah.
We talk about Ozemic nonstop.
We're so obsessed.
No, it's happening.
It's here.
I love talking about it.
We love it.
I'm the king of non-name brand things, like almost to a fault where sometimes my wife goes, like,
just stop it.
Can we please not buy cereal in a bag?
Can it come in a box, you cheap fuck?
Like, are you the kind of guy like you're going to the,
grocery store and she's like, okay, I want cinnamon toast crunch and you're bringing home
something like kind of cinnamon toast crunch, but not the actual cinnamon toast crunch. Yeah,
I'm bringing home cinnamon toast crisp. No. That's divorce immediately, I feel like.
There's nothing more Jewish summer camp than the fake off brand cereals. Like I would have like,
like, I don't know, like cheery loops. So like I'm trying to think like those names like Coco
Crown.
And the box always like semi looked like the real box.
Yeah, they would rip them off.
R.C. Cola.
I had so much R.C. Cola.
I love R.C.
Really?
I'm a big R.C. Cola.
Well, technically then you're drinking, is that not like generic?
R.C. Cola?
I feel like that's like grocery store Diet Coke.
No, they're at their own company.
Are they?
Like, they're royal crown.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Are you an investor?
That's what it stands for.
I actually.
You're bringing a lot to this podcast.
Wait, I may have just totally made that up.
I think he did.
I think I did. Are you thinking Crown Royal?
No, no. I think they are called Royal Crown. Royal Crown. We'll have to fact check it.
But they are like a company, I think.
If they are, they really need to go hard rebrand. Royal Crown Cola?
Like they could do a whole rebrand.
They could.
We could star in the commercial.
Well, you grew up in New York, right, Paige?
I did. I grew up in up in upstate New York in Albany.
So like two and a half hours north, but I've lived in the city now for 10 years.
So I feel like I'm really like, what's the word?
Angry person.
You think you're a city girl?
But you're lying to yourself.
I feel like I'm a city girl because I'm frustrated all the time.
That's my favorite, like, emotion is to just be annoyed that thing.
So I feel very New York.
Wow, Albany.
Any relation to the Cuomo's?
No relation.
Shout out the former governor and his nipple rings.
Yeah.
No relation to any governors in New York.
What's it like growing up in a state capital?
State capitals are weird.
You know what?
It's funny.
I feel like everyone always forgets that Albany is the state capital of New York.
Nothing different like growing up in the capital.
It's not like I was like going to Albany capital to do things, you know.
The first time I ever did Molly was in Albany.
Really?
I went to visit my friend that went to the University of Albany.
Yep.
And Josh, have I told the story before?
You have, but we love it.
it. Damn it. It's unbelievable. I have like six stories and I have amnesia. Wait, I don't know. I'll
tell you the story. But like for the morons listening, like I'm sorry. And that's what we call our
listeners by the way. That's not like, I'm not being used to. It's endearing. They're no,
they're, and they're stupid. Yeah, just making sure that you know. But they're also morons,
but we all are. So went to visit my friend at University of Albany. What a special place.
What year would this have been? I think I went to visit him in 2010. Okay. And we went to
like a classic rave chucky if you remember him was performing it was an all white party it's probably
like 12 o'clock we thought this party was going till three in the morning my friends like you want to
try somali and like oh i'm scared he's like no you're going to have the best time you're going to dance i'm
like sure take some molly 12 o'clock all of a sudden party shuts down at 12 30 so my entire
experience on molly started after all the music was out everything was like i was done
anxiety induced oh it was terrible i went back to his apartment i took a shableness
hour and I danced in the parking lot for like four hours.
I had no other choice.
It was either like, hugging people in the parking lot of a Wegman.
It was either literally kill myself from anxiety or just like dance and just like get into it.
And don't do drugs kids.
The kids listening, it's just not worth it.
It's not worth it.
It's really not.
No.
And it's, I hate to sound old, but it's not like when we were young.
No, it's not.
It's not because now all of a sudden they're putting fent in all and all our drugs.
It's just, it's not even.
It's not even fun anymore.
Josh.
The Fent.
Is the Fent hot in L.A.?
Dude, the Fent is hot everywhere.
And I can't believe that, I agree with you,
the drugs are weird now, especially.
And I also, like, if you're 40 and you're like,
I do a couple key bumps at New Year's,
I'm like, we can't be friends.
Like, your priorities are just not in order, my boy.
No.
And they'll defend it.
We went out.
Okay, me and Claudia and the bunch of girls went out on Saturday night.
I'm not kidding.
I, first of all, I could not keep up with anyone there.
They could drink so much.
I had like a drink and a half.
I was out the whole Sunday.
Like I was done for.
I didn't even know if I was going to be able to recover by Monday.
So to think about doing Molly now, no.
Claudia literally had the flu and can still drink anybody under the table.
Like she's, no, she's insane.
It's unbelievable.
I was like, there's no way.
This little girl to my right is going to knock back.
five skinny margaritas at dinner and then be like getting everyone to go to the next spot.
She's, I was like, Claudia for president.
How is she the next day, Ben?
How does she recover?
Well, considering she actively had like the flu, we actually found out that it was sinusitis,
but she had like a deep illness.
I don't know if you heard like her deep, croupy cough.
No.
Yeah, that's class of clot.
She was so unbelievably sick.
And so the next day she was using a recola vape.
Yeah, recola juice in her paper.
Oh my God.
What a great idea, Josh.
Right?
A recola vape?
No one steal that.
Oh, that's so good.
Oh, I love it.
But yeah, she, yeah, she's a good drinker.
Yeah, she's good.
Oh, yeah.
But that was a very fun night.
That was really fun.
Like, that's what I'm into now, like going to a long dinner and then going to one spot
after, but they have to have couches at that spot after.
Yeah.
You know, or else I'm not going.
Sometimes if the dinner's too heavy, I can't go anywhere after the dinner too.
No.
Like, you guys went for Italian food.
I can't go for Italian food and then go out.
I go for Italian food and go to sleep.
But we were like sex in the city girls that did it.
We were like, oh my God, pasta, more dirty martinis.
And then we left.
My friend recently was at a party.
And he's in his early 40s.
And he's like, Josh, I had one of the worst nights in my life.
I'm like, say more.
I bet.
And he's like, I was at a party.
and it was fun and I was drinking
and then I drank a little too much
and I didn't really realize it
until I got in the Uber home
and I literally five minutes in said pull over
and I'm retching, throwing up out the door
and I'm so embarrassed and I'm like, just go, it's fine.
He said, I call another Uber.
I get in the new Uber
and five minutes later I proceed to retch
and throw up and at this point I'm like feeling bad for him
I'm like I get it dude like yikes but I hear you
He's like, so I decide to walk home, which is about three miles, because I'm just too embarrassed to keep going up in an Uber.
And here's what he told me.
This part of the story was when I started to judge.
I don't know why.
You guys tell me.
He goes, and I was walking home, and it was dark, and I tripped, and I fell, and I broke my glasses.
And it was at that point, I was like, you have a drinking problem.
Anyone who breaks their glasses drinking needs to reconsider their life.
No, and also, like, what a loser.
Like I'm sorry, if you have broken glasses, you're a loser.
And someone didn't come and step on them and scream nerd at you.
Yeah, you're a loser.
You're a loser.
I felt so bad.
I just imagined him like hung over at Warby Parker the next day going like, do you have any frames to fit my face?
He's like bringing them in and he has them in both hands.
As long as he didn't tape him.
I've had to do that before.
Really?
It's very sad.
I will say over for New Year's Eve, Craig and I really wanted to be like, we wanted to be New Year's Eve party hosters.
Like we wanted all of our friends to be like, oh, every year, Paige and Craig, they host a great New Year's Eve party.
Like anyone can come.
So we're pumped for this party.
Like we plan everything.
We get a caterer.
We like at one point we were going to get an ice luge.
Like we were just, we were having, we were doing caviar bumps.
Like it was a great party.
Everyone gets there at like around 7 o'clock.
We kind of did start it a little early because most of our friends were getting babysitter.
So they were pumped for it.
Seven o'clock, I start drinking promptly, I would say, by 11 p.m.
I'm upstairs throwing up everywhere.
Couldn't understand what was going on.
Craig comes in.
I'm like dying to the point where I'm like, you have to call an ambulance.
You have to get everyone out of the party.
Like everyone needs to go home.
I'm unwell.
My fingers started cramping up.
And I started saying like, I'm having a stroke.
You have to call the ambulance.
I'm having a stroke.
Craig's standing in front of me.
He was like, okay, well, you're talking to me and telling me you're having a stroke.
So you're not actually having a stroke.
My fingers were like this.
And I couldn't move them because I was so dehydrated.
And then I remembered I was on like a pretty intense skin.
that you are not supposed to drink on.
So I was dead before midnight even happened.
I could hear everyone having fun till 3 a.m.
at the party that I had planned.
And I was asleep in the bathroom,
like on the toilet throwing up.
Oh, my God.
It was the worst.
And this weekend was the first time I've really drank since then.
So I was like nervous.
Yeah.
So now Craig,
every time he'll see me, he'll just be like, go like this.
That's so scary.
Ambulance. No, it was so terrifying because I didn't know what was going on. I was like,
there's no way this is happening from drinking. Like, I must be having a stroke. Yeah.
But how scary is that? Just want to be like having glowing skin, you know.
You should be able to party and have glowing skin. I was like, this must be a generic brand of skin medicine.
You have great skin. Thank you. Well, because I'm on the pill.
Maybe. Yeah. What is that acutane? No, it's like one lower down from that. It's called
Speernalactone.
Are you sponsored by them?
I'm not, no.
You will be now.
Spear and malachshund.
I just want you to know.
When we talk about something on the podcast, brands reach out.
Okay, I love it because I don't actually even know if it's really expensive, but it's for people
with high blood pressure is what it's originally for.
So Ben and I qualify.
We do.
Yeah.
A curve.
A couple weeks ago, we spoke about Merrill's on the podcast because our moms like Merrill's,
remember those shoes?
No.
Oh.
You are such a cool girl.
She doesn't even know Merrill.
It's not even in her lexicon.
She does Merrill.
I'll show you quick.
That's amazing.
She doesn't know brand name.
O's,
she doesn't know Merrill.
That's winning.
I've never seen that shoe.
You've never seen these swag shoes?
In my life.
Have you never met a 60-year-old man from Arizona?
That's the drip out there.
Well,
well, we spoke about Merrill's and now they're fitting us.
Wow.
We don't want to know of Merrill's.
Where do you wear them?
What are you doing them?
Fish.
Where don't you wear them is a better question.
Are you guys big fishers?
Josh, fishing, right?
That's where we'll wear them.
Fishing, you can wear it anywhere.
Like, can you imagine if I was like, if we were on the red carpet at the Oscars Ben
and they go, what are you guys wearing?
And we're like Merrill and Ozempic.
Like, people would plots.
They'd lose it.
They'd plots.
They'd plots.
Meryl's.
If you don't have respectable pots and pans, you're not a grown-up.
So grow up.
Okay.
No shame.
No pressure.
But try something like a caraway pan.
That's what me and my wife have.
We are such a fan.
We didn't realize because we've certainly got some nice pans.
And we also had something that we inherited from like my great grandmother in World War II.
That's not true.
That was hyperbole.
But you get the picture.
Anyway.
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They would be overly sticky and weird.
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Right.
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Paige, we're big fans of your lovely boyfriend Craig Conover here.
Thank you.
What a gem.
What a mensch.
must ask, where or when in the relationship did you first realize that he doesn't wear underwear?
By the way, very bold.
Through us for a loop.
Not only does he not like wear underwear, but wholewear jeans on a plane, no underwear.
Oh, my.
I'm like, you have to be, you have to be uncomfortable.
And the other day, I actually brought it up.
I was like, do you ever see other men on a plane and think, ooh, I'll copy that.
outfit or ooh, I like that outfit. And he goes, never, not once. And I think it was pretty early on
in our relationship that I realized he didn't wear underwear because he'd be getting dressed. And I'd be
like, I think there's a crucial part of that that you're missing. But yeah, he only wears them like
every single time if we have to, like if he has to put a suit on or like a tucks. Sure. That's when he
he wears the underwear. Well, because the, I mean, the, the no, but you have so much.
So thin.
You have so much more breathability, though, in a nice tuxedo pant versus jeans on a plane.
But can you even think about it?
Josh, imagine an eight-hour flight to Israel.
Tight blue jeans.
No underwear.
You get off the plane.
Honestly, I think you need to fire extinguish my private partner.
I don't even, I don't even like, it's unbelievable.
Hold it on a red eye.
Jeans.
Oh, sick.
I love that.
I love that for him.
It's sick.
Wow.
It doesn't even phase him.
Because he's a legend.
It's unbelievable.
He just marches to the beat of his own drop.
Yeah, it doesn't know.
When he undresses without his, you know, without wearing underwear, right?
So he takes off his pants, but he has his shirt on.
Does he look like Winnie the Pooh?
It's giving toddler.
You know, I hate, God forbid it's the winter and it's a sweater and no pants.
You know, then it's just like he lost his crayons.
That is fucking chaos.
But yeah, it gives toddler sometimes for sure.
I have to look away.
Could you make the case that, like, should Ben and I consider,
maybe like once a week not doing underwear.
Are there any benefits?
You know, I've asked the hard questions.
I've asked the scientific questions of like, you know,
do you ever get nervous that you're going to catch something in a zipper?
Like, what if, you know, what if a small toddler comes around and he's just wailing and he hits you?
You know, what's going on here?
Sure.
But he's, he said he's never liked it.
So he's just, I always thought it was like guys just didn't like the inside of bathing suits.
You know, like they're always cutting the inside of bathing suits out, but he's everything.
He can't have any restriction.
By the way, most guys don't cut the insides out of their bathing suits.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Okay, so that's a myth.
Most guys wear the netting.
Josh, you wear netting, no?
I do because they now offer a board short.
So I have the choice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You have the choice.
I just want to clarify.
Okay, thank you for clarifying.
I'm just constantly getting lied to by men out here.
Yeah.
And the zipper thing is very real.
Yeah, I would assume.
also told this story on the podcast,
but my dad recalls often that when he was six years old,
he went to the urinal.
And I don't want to question why his uncle was pulling up his zipper when he was six.
A little weird, right?
You could probably do it yourself.
Right.
Caught his nut sack on the zipper at six.
And my dad is in his mid-60s and still talks about that story on the stick.
So zippers and nuts are very scary.
I could imagine.
And so that would freak me out.
But as a slightly, still large man,
you need underwear to really protect what's going on.
Like you need to be so unbelievably physically fit and secure.
Yeah.
To not have like, I don't know, some type of like Spanx light situation going on.
I feel like it must just be like a sensory thing for him.
He just, he needs all the room.
Oh, Josh, did you see Spanx, Usher?
Did you see these?
Yeah, well, it's not Spanx.
It skims, right?
Isn't it?
What did I say?
Oh, God.
They're going to kill me.
No, that's Jesse, that's Sarah Blakely.
Yes.
The original.
Skins, usher.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Skims usher.
I'm just saying we need a pair.
No, you need a pair.
For sure.
How do I get on that?
It's good enough for me.
I will like to know if you guys do go no underwear for scientific reasons, what your findings will be.
I have and it's horrible.
You hate it.
Yeah.
Like the only time I've ever done it is when I've run out, which happens rarely, but sometimes.
And you can't do it.
I hate it.
I never understood people that sleep in the nude.
I can't do that.
No, I can't do that either.
I can't do that.
It just makes me nervous.
It's just weird.
Yeah.
Why am I naked?
Josh, do you sleep in the nude?
If I canoodle, I don't put clothes on after.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, because I'm like in a paralyzed state anyway.
I can barely get up.
So for the rest of the night, you'll stay naked.
Yeah, and I feel so grown up.
I feel like I'm in a 90s Michael Douglas movie.
I'm like, oh, my God, who is this in my bed?
Oh, it's me.
Like it just feels very manly
Should I light a cigarette?
I will tell you though once
My son came in at like six in the morning
And I was like
I just didn't have any clothes on
And he jumps on the bed
And I'm covered with the cover
And he puts a Netflix show on
And I'm like I know what I'll do
I'll just sprint to the bathroom
And I'll throw on some clothes
Like I'll pull something out of the hamper or whatever
And I thought I made it out clean
Later that night
I hear my son conspiratorily
With my wife going
Why was dad sleeping
naked. It's like, that's, I'm like, I'm going to get picked up by child protective services.
Like, this is so upsetting. Children are. The way that I need a bedside cigarette, God, that
sounds amazing. Right. Like, I can just picture him, like, being naked, like, I'm not putting
the rest of my clothes on and then letting a cigarette. Doubling down, like, oh, yeah. So you put clothes on,
it's like 9 p.m. You would put clothes on after you canoodle? I would put back on the underwear that I was
wearing before. Yeah, I would put my pajamas back on to then sleep. Yeah, you remove, yeah,
you remove them for, for the deed. Because we're not Hasidic. It's very Christian of you. Yeah, I don't,
I can't, I can't sleep nude. No, I get nervous. Like, I still feel like I get nervous. Like,
what if there was a fire or something happened and you got to, like, get up? Here's the other thing.
I get up a lot in the middle of the night. I've been known at, like, 3 a.m. If I need to eat a scoop of peanut
butter, I have to eat a scoop of peanut butter.
Fair.
So, I'm up.
I think I pee more in the middle of the night than I should.
I think I have to get that checked.
Well, that's 30 baby.
I feel like guys just do.
I think I drink a lot of water.
Yeah.
On days where I drink like six bottles, I won't pee.
But the normal day, I'm drinking like 10 bottles of water a day.
You're like a normal pollen spring size?
Yeah, plastic only.
No, God forbid.
A canteen.
I was going to say, are you like a Stanley person?
Like, no.
No.
Well, yeah, my friend's dad, Felix, when we would sleep over at his house around two in the
morning every night, Felix would go to the fridge.
We'd hear it, and we would like scurry to the door.
And he would walk to the fridge, open it, crack open a fresh, cold Coca-Cola classic,
chug it, fart, and then go back to bed.
And I was like, Felix, you are living the dream.
The man has had two stints put in and has had one and a half mild heart attacks.
And I see no correlation.
Wait, cracking of Coca-Cola at 2 in the morning is amazing.
Just crush. 2 a.m. so good. Do you drink Seltzer?
I do. I actually am a regular Coca-Cola girl. I'm not a diet Coke girl.
Respect. Yeah, I drink all the selter. Anything carbonated, I'll put it down.
Do you think that Seltzer is hydrating?
Okay. Me and Craig have had this argument, so I already know because we've Googled it.
I was in the camp of like, no, this can't be hydrating.
No, no way.
This can't be good for your body.
This makes me bloated.
And then Craig Googled it.
And it was like, yes, it does hydrate you.
But I don't believe it.
No, that was paid for by big self.
Yeah, I don't believe that at all.
I don't think so.
Right, Josh?
That can't possibly.
Well, I wouldn't be, it's just carbon dioxide.
I know.
But like, there's something like you go for a run and you come back.
You can't chuggle LeCroy and feel good.
Look, there's just.
I will say I used to, I used to date a guy.
New York City that he hated flat water so much that he brought Seltzer to the gym.
Really?
And he would chug it at the gym.
That's right.
And I, like, that's, I feel like you're a masochist.
No.
Because that burn has to be so much more intense while you're working out, I would assume.
I can't even imagine.
And speaking of that boyfriend, I just found out that a party that Claudia and I went to in
the Hamptons maybe 10 years ago with our friend Eric Marks was your ex-boyfriend's house.
And you were there.
and I didn't meet you.
And Josh, I want you to know I walked into this house in the Hamptons,
lovely house walked outside.
They set up a full circuit training gym,
some of the biggest losers I've ever seen in my life.
I walked outside like a nice pool in East Hampton.
There's barbells.
These guys are like drinking protein.
It is just so much anxiety for me.
Insane.
Insane because they would wake up.
Okay, this was during COVID.
I lived with my ex-boyfriend, another guy.
friend, he was single, and then we lived with another couple. So there was a total, and then, like,
people would rotate in and out, like, whatever. So every morning, they would wake up at, like,
they didn't treat it like COVID at all. They would wake up 8 a.m. They'd all go outside. They'd start
their circuit training. They'd get their trainer on Zoom. He would be telling them what to do. I'd stroll out
there at, like, 10.30 with a bagel in my hand. Like, we ended up breaking up. I'm not kidding. We ended up
breaking up because I was so stressed out about, he was also 10 years older than me and lived
like such a different life. But he was so healthy and so regimented that I literally had to
break up. No, like the health piece I get at being a complete stranger and walking into that house,
expecting like a party and like going outside and it's just outdoor equinox was very jarred.
Outdoor equinox. Yeah. I give them credit though. They stuck to their routines. Good for them.
You know, they looked great.
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Conover, like was that a welcome reprieve from the douchebags of New York, Ben not included,
but like was there, I mean, because he seems very like he has a,
wonderful non-New York energy about him.
Were you over the New York dating scene?
He was so non-New York, which I think is what initially attracted me to him.
My thing was like I loved, and here he is on like reality TV, so a ton of people know him,
but I loved a dating someone that no one knew in my friend group.
I was like, great.
No one's touched him.
No one's been texting him that I know, like that are my friends.
You know, because the New York bubble can get so small.
And it's like, okay, we've all dated the same person at some point.
So that was very attractive to me.
And I also think that was something for him too.
He liked that I was like out of town, didn't know any of his history.
And it kind of worked.
Yeah, it is fun.
It feels like you're dating like a spy when you pull someone from a different pond.
And you're like, this is like, this is Daniel.
And they're like, wow, so exotic.
Yeah, like every time I would explain it to my girlfriends, I'd be like,
And the best part is he hasn't slept with anyone we know.
Like, that was the best part.
I've like never even dated off of my street.
Outside your stettle.
I will say.
Yeah, basically like I lived in like the Jewish ghetto.
And it's just like we picked like we picked what's around us.
That was it.
Yeah.
No, I mean, I never saw myself dating someone long distance.
Like I never actively looked for that.
if I hadn't known Craig and someone was like, oh, will you do long distance? I'd probably be like,
absolutely not. There's no way that would be able to work. But for whatever reason, it did end up
working out way better than I thought. I mean, I see Craig more than like I've seen people that
I dated in Brooklyn. Like, truly. Like, I see Craig every single week. So I don't feel like I do long
distance. I feel like we both just travel for work, you know? And how much time do you spend in
South Carolina. You know, not as much as Craig would like, but in the fall, like, I spent the
entire month of October there. And then in the spring, I try and spend another, like, full
month there, like, full month there's just no way I could. Like, I've never been. Is it great?
People say that it's great. Okay. It's great. Like, you would love it for a weekend. I feel like I
know you too much. Like, you would never be able to live there.
Like, you're there for a full week and then you're like, okay, but like, what's everyone doing?
Like, we, like, it's very slow.
It's very southern and it's picturesque and beautiful.
Great for a girl's weekend.
Great to, like, go drink with your friends, have good dinners.
But then, like, at a point, you're like, okay, I need to get back to like the hustle and the bustle.
So.
Yeah, that's interesting.
Because I do have those dreams of, like, running away to somewhere like Asheville and North Carolina.
or Riverdale Bronx and just getting away from the hustle and bustle.
But in practice, I'm not sure I can take it.
I think I'm ruined by a big city.
I'm just a big city guy.
Yeah, I want to be like, this is, I'll never leave.
And this is the best thing ever.
And I feel so content.
But I'm too high strong.
Like I'm too, I've been in New York for too long to like to calm down.
Yeah, you're neurotic.
Yeah.
And Jewish.
Psychotic.
actually not Jewish.
No, you are, though.
Okay.
No, you have the character of 60.
You spend too much time in New York and you start complaining and you become erotic and
you're pointing out every little thing.
This girl drinks Coca-Cola classic.
This is no Jew.
No Jew.
This is how I realized I became a true New Yorker.
I landed in L.A.
I walked out of L.A.X.
Immediately annoyed.
Immediately pissed off.
The way they run that airport with Uber's is, it's ridiculous.
And by the way, it's a caste system.
I can't stand it.
If you're poor, you have to walk nine miles up a hill to find you're literally broken down
2002 Honda Civic with a blind driver.
And if you have some change, maybe you'll get a navigator right outside.
But probably not.
But maybe they'll meet you in the parking lot too.
Disgusting.
When I land at any New York airport, LaGuardia, JFK, Newark,
beautiful. Oh, God. This is where we disagree.
Okay, listen, the way you can get an Uber at LaGuardia compared to LAS, you can't.
So I like, I love getting out to New York City knowing that there's a cop there yelling at everyone.
It's my, it brings me joy. So that I'm with you on. I would say that LAX is by far the worst airport.
The worst. Actually, maybe second works to SFO because if you walk through the San Francisco airport, you see the sign for yoga room.
that's it. I know I don't belong there. I don't belong there. Who's going to a yoga room?
He can't, but then you come to these New York airports. Can you imagine how tight his IT
bands are page? You could probably see it from there. Don't get too close. They might unravel.
It's nuts. His hamstrings are probably taught. No, no, they're nice and loose now. They're loose.
They're loose. But normally, you know, but by the way, actually, after a flight, they'd be tight.
New York airports, though, are nothing in comparison to the rest of the country. The rest of the
country. We are missing out. I was just in DFW. Yeah. Oh my God, Dallas Fort Worth, this airport.
The biggest airport in the world, I was out from my plane to the door, one minute.
Dallas for Worth is the biggest airport in the world? Yes. Marshall, check it. Just be sure.
I'm pretty sure. They build it like a spider. Okay. So it has all of these different legs
that you can fly into. So you're not all going to the exact same place.
Versus LaGuardia, for example, you all, for whatever reason, need to go through security checkpoints
to all go to your gates versus having multiple checkpoints for multiple gates.
So much smarter.
So much smarter.
The Texans.
They're geniuses.
I mean, seriously, that's how JFK should be.
Why would JFK not be like that?
Because it's just an endless loop of fraud.
That's what it is.
More time, more construction, more pockets.
I'm telling you the city with our airports.
I think the most fraud and corruption is in our airports.
Here's the other thing.
I could go down a list of things.
I hate about New York City that I hate, but I'm not leaving.
I love it.
Of course not.
Josh, you abandon us.
Where else are you going to go?
Where else are you going to go?
Like, yes, I get you could go out to L.A.
And I do like going out to L.A. every once in a while.
He lives on the beach.
It's freaking gorgeous.
And the only reason I probably, I'm probably not a full L.A.
girly is I genuinely don't know anyone out there.
Like, none of my family lives out there.
I don't have really like any close friends out there.
So that's probably one of the only reasons why, but I love New York.
I love being aggravated.
Josh has an open door policy, literally.
Okay, great.
Yeah, people stop by my house constantly.
It's great.
No, well, you guys are not taking into account,
and then we can end this conversation about transportation in New York City,
is that no matter what time of day, I flew into New York last month.
I got in at midnight, okay, beautiful flight.
You leave at 4 o'clock from L.A., you get in midnight New York,
get a nice nine to 12 hours asleep.
You're in the city at 11 the next day.
From JFK at midnight page, it was an hour, 10 minutes into the city.
There is never a good time to go or come from the airport ever.
Two in the morning or 2 p.m.
It's garbaggio.
No, that's true.
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We should.
Just quickly, Seinfeld said it best.
Literally, it's probably been three decades.
Nobody beats the Van Wick.
That's what it is.
The Van Wick, you're trapped.
You can't beat it.
You'll never get there.
Constant traffic.
What's the deal with the van Wick?
Yeah.
Speak pipe is where we have our morons call in and ask us questions, give advice.
I love this.
It's really fun.
And usually, usually they're terrible questions.
Anything ever on transportation?
Yeah, everything.
Anything and everything.
This podcast sponsored by Pete Buttigieg, the secretary of transportation.
And this one's from Justine.
Hey, Josh and Ben, huge moron here.
Thanks for making me laugh out loud every week.
I have a question about money.
So my son is going to be 10 months old tomorrow.
Oh, this one's not good.
Never mind.
Forget this lady's son.
Okay, hold on one second.
We'll do that one.
That lady and her son.
Fuck you, son.
We'll do that.
Oh, this one's good.
This one's good.
Here we go.
And from Sky.
Hi, guys.
I'm a huge fan of the podcast, and I've actually called him before.
If you remember the homie hopper situation, well, that didn't work out, literally whatsoever.
But thank you for the advice.
I think it was great advice.
It's just that relationship did not work.
Anyways, well, I have this friend, and this is what I need advice on.
We, me, and my other friends are actually stopping friends with her because of her boyfriend.
She is in a very toxic, terrible relationship.
and I am not one to really talk because I've been in terrible awful relationships, hence the homie hopper situation.
But coming from my own experience, I just did not want her to go through what I had to go through.
I lost a lot of friends being in toxic relationships.
And that's literally what's happening to her right now.
And it just got to a point after repeatedly trying to tell her, you know, the things that she was doing was hurting our feelings, like ditching us for him, etc.
She just didn't listen.
So we cut her off.
And I don't know if that was a really good decision because I do misher as my friend.
I do love her so much.
And same with the other people in our friend group.
But it was time for her to grow up.
And so we stopped being friends.
So just wanted your opinion on that.
If you guys have had any similar experiences, thank you so much.
Bye-bye.
First of all, it's repeatedly, not repeatedly.
Second of all, and most importantly, just so we're clear, you thought your friend was in a scary,
toxic relationship and you decided to ice her.
Said fend for yourself.
She didn't say scary.
That's important.
She just said toxic.
Because I feel like scary infers violence.
Toxic infers just emotionally shitty.
You're with someone shitty.
All just if somebody's having relationship problems, you can't ice them.
It's the opposite.
If you're a friend, you bring them in close and you tell them like, I don't want you
dating this person because I think they're a terrible person.
but even if they're, even if they don't leave them, if you're really friends, you can't leave them when they're in a bad relationship.
Yeah, I agree too. I think the total icing out is a little bit harsh. Also, I think there's so many factors. How old are these people? Like, if they're 22 and they're in a toxic relationship, like, good luck to you. Like, have so much fun if I had a nickel. But if they're 30 in their mid 30s, then it's like, okay, don't ice her out. Then you need to actually like get her a therapist and like help her get out of this.
So I think I agree with you, Ben, not icing.
I agree.
I love the phrase, you owe people the dignity of their own experience.
And while it would be nice, wow.
Wow.
Look, I'm full of them.
Holy shit.
Marshall's on the fall.
430.
I'm not at 10.
Marshall can't get up.
I'm bereft.
Listen, 16 stupid years sober, you think I don't got a couple sayings up my sleep?
I'm like, you said that.
Me and Paige look at each other like, oh.
I gas.
Look, this is what we are.
Look, we can all be in fear.
False evidence appearing real.
I digress.
Look, the truth is, is that this girl, this is the homie hopper herself.
You know, you don't think the scuttle butt between your girlfriends when you were off screwing your friends and then the friends of friends that they weren't like, this little promiscuous polly over here, she really needs to get her stuff together.
But they didn't leave you.
I agree.
Right.
And you can protect yourself and love someone from afar.
Sometimes you have to let people do their thing.
And you don't have to be in a day-to-day thing with them.
But I agree.
Cutting them off, I always feel it's like it's something for your own ego.
It's not out of love for a friend.
100%.
Right.
Because you're only going to isolate her more and get closer to this guy, which is what you don't want.
But she's going to have no one to turn to.
So, yeah.
Yeah.
No one to turn to.
So true.
Next one from Alisa.
Alissa
Hey, good guys.
Moran here.
I'll cut to the cheese because I know you guys are very critical about your speak pipes,
which is like a little bit uncomfortable and a little bit.
Anxiety-provoking for us, morons.
Oh, shut up, Alyssa.
Hold your speak pipes to a really high standard.
But anyhow, I was wondering,
and this is a question for both of you,
because you know, you're both celebrities,
been a little bit more, obviously,
Ben Celebrity suffer.
But when it comes to,
fans saying hello to you guys in public.
What are like the the go-toes, the don't-dos, you know, because I never want to be an
annoying and nudge, but sometimes you're like, I see this person who I listen to you,
I love, I'm a fan, and I want to just say hello or, you know, meet them, but you also don't
want to be that annoying asshole.
So what is like your, I guess, each of your guides on like, how should the common men approach
you guys, if they ever see you and want to like say, hey, love you,
you know, something like that.
Love you guys.
Bye.
For me, it's very simple.
Just don't scare me.
You knew anything else.
But like one out of every three times, it's a, and I'm like, oh!
And that like, I can't recover.
Like, you scared me.
And then I come off like, I'm an asshole, but I thought it was being jumped.
And like, if you, it's just like, oh.
Ben, so good to see you.
How are you?
Picture.
Like, nice to me.
Like, let's talk.
I'm personally, I love it.
I love talking to people.
Love it.
It's great.
But more often than not, you scare me.
Yeah.
You scare me.
You screech.
And I jump and then I'm caught off guard.
And yeah.
You think someone has a gut.
Just don't scare me.
Yeah.
I will say I'm always very self-aware in New York City, like walking down the street.
Just because someone could be wielding anything at any time, like, trying to kill everyone.
So I'm a little, I would say probably a little bitchier at first if someone's just like randomly coming up to me because you don't know what anyone wants.
But then once I know it's like a giggler or someone who watch a summer house, I'm like, you could say anything to me and do anything to me.
Just don't try and like kill me.
And I'm fine.
Yeah.
I'm pretty chill that way.
Yeah.
Just don't murder us.
I agree.
I remember once, I talked about this a week or so ago.
My son was the puck boy for the L.A. Kings.
right? So the LA Kings hockey team
so he like fist bump all the players
is they're coming out and now it's like a 37 year old
I forget what an old man I am
because like half the team is like 23
right and so I'm standing next to my
son and he's bumping away
bump bump bump bump and this one guy
looks at me and he sees me and he goes
and he's Canadian of course because he plays hockey
and he goes oh no fucking
way bro
he's like no fucking way
fucking legend bro
and I was like and then he just walked
way and I'm like, I love you, man.
That is, I feel like all three of us, if someone just came up and was like, icon, you'd be like,
yes, I am and thank you.
And they'd be like, can I get a quick photo?
And you'd be like, how about two?
Like, just brief, brevity.
Brevity is the key.
Yeah, I think I get a lot of girls just like walking past each other on the street.
Like, love your stuff.
You know, that's great.
Ideal.
I wish that that's how old friends work too, you know?
Just like, and I've started to do that.
I'll just, I'll, Josh knows I take a lot of fake phone calls.
Okay.
It's just like my thing.
Like if I want to like not be, if I'm in like a scared situation, I think I might be mugged.
I take out my phone and I'm just like talking.
Like on average, how many times a week are you doing fake phone calls?
I'd probably do a fake phone call once a month.
Oh, okay.
Once a month.
But also like if I see someone that I don't want to talk to, I'll take a fake phone call.
It's like, oh, I can.
You know?
Wow.
Yeah.
I love that.
Fake phone calls are huge.
Wait, I'm going to start doing that because I.
Especially if you're ever scared.
take phone call.
Yes.
Okay.
Because they think
you're on the phone
with the cops.
Or I do.
Maybe they'll just take my phone
and beat me up.
Yes.
You just haven't run into
the right bad people, Ben.
Because they're not going to give a fuck.
Yeah, totally.
I was emotionally mugged
like two weeks ago.
I also told the story,
so I don't want to bore people.
But somebody took $40 from me.
Oh, you didn't tell this.
I didn't tell this?
No.
Wow.
Okay.
Wow.
What do you know?
Let's settle in.
I'm on my way.
to the subway, which I'll just never take again.
Nothing good ever happens when I go to take the subway.
It really doesn't.
It is what it is.
Nothing good ever happens.
I'm on my way to the subway and this guy comes up to me.
He's like, hey, man, can I get directions?
Wait, what time of day?
All right.
Three o'clock in the afternoon, broad daylight.
Very busy.
He's like, hey, can I ask you for directions?
And I'm of course going to get this guy direction.
I'm like, of course.
He's like, and then like once we engage, she needs directions.
He's like, okay, man, I need to get back to Tom's River.
I'm like, okay.
He's like, yeah, my wife will zeal you.
Here's my ID.
I'm like, I don't need your wife's zeal.
Like, I don't have any cash.
So I'm so sorry.
Yeah.
I can't help you.
He's like, well, he like pushes his chest onto me.
He's like, well, you could go to the ATM.
And I'm thinking myself like, oh.
This piece of crab.
I'm thinking like, oh, this is, this is no good.
This is no good.
And I'm a very, what's the word?
Conflict averse.
Okay.
So if I sense a way to get out of a situation by giving somebody something,
yours.
Yep.
Easy.
Yours.
Best money I've ever spent.
Anything you want.
Yep.
Yours.
So I were literally next to a very crowded Bank of America.
So I said to him, okay, no problem.
You wait here.
You wait here.
Yep.
I'll go into the Bank of America.
Very crowded Bank of America.
Took out the $40 that he want, handed it to him.
I went to the train.
He left.
Wow.
So I see that I was emotionally mugged because he didn't take my money.
Yeah.
But he took my money.
100%.
Yeah.
It could have been way worse.
Way worse.
Because, and then.
You did the right thing, obviously, even though that's so frustrating because at any point,
he could have pulled out a knife, could have pulled out a gun.
Have whatever you want.
And so Claudia, I think, might have told the story on the toast and she got a bunch of people
saying that there's a scam going on where they have you go into an ATM.
And then, by the way, all of a sudden, all of these like regular robbers are like Nicholas Cage.
They're like, oh, they're going to scan your pin pad and figure out your pin.
I don't think that's true.
How the hell could they figure that out?
I will say I heard that has been happening and my brother works for the city of Albany.
Does he know the cops?
He's actually a lawyer.
So I have heard that that's happening a lot.
Like that's cool, but like if he was a cop in Albany.
I know.
I did bash the Capitol and then I forgot like my brother works there.
Ben, you're tripping with this guy and we need to work on your skills on the subway.
Let me show you what I would have done.
You come here and you ask me for directions, right?
I'm just like, I'm just chilling, waiting for the six train.
Come on, come up.
Hey, sir, can I have some directions?
No, no.
No.
No, fuck out of here.
No, no.
Josh is literally the nicest person, too.
He would have done more.
He would have, like, bought them a map.
No, I wouldn't.
I would have been like, fuck out of here.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Tom's river.
You don't live in New Jersey, you fuck you.
You get a fucking job, you scumbag.
You lous.
You would put them in an Uber.
You're a fucking English.
You roll.
I'll throw you on the third rail.
God damn it.
This fucking scumbag, that kills me.
Someone hurt my friend, $40.
You could have given that to anyone.
You could have given that to a kid in a wheelchair.
I will say, I always get really anxious when anyone asks me for directions.
And nine times out of ten, I've given them the wrong directions because I'm so nervous
that I'm even in that situation.
No, it's a terrible thing to ask somebody for directions.
Don't ask me for directions on the street.
Go into a Dwayne Reed and ask somebody local to the, ask somebody local to the,
area. Don't ask me. Go on your phone. Yeah. You fucking idiot. Like everyone has a phone. Don't tell me you don't. Or walk one
extra block. And you'll find out where you're going. Also, it's a grid. It's literally numbered. You can't mess it up.
You can't mess it up. You got it. You can't mess it up. So yeah. I was, I was emotionally mugged. And as everybody knows, the last time I was actually mugged was when I was 13 by a 6-2 girl. So.
Oh my gosh. It was tough. How old was she? Probably seven.
Would she take from you?
Everything.
Mostly my dignity.
He'll never live it down.
But no, my wallet.
And see, I gave her my wallet.
I ran into the movie theater.
And my friend, like, stood up to her.
She broke his nose.
One bell swoops.
And now she's the starting center for the New York City sparks.
No, no, look, we went to, like, Jewish day school in the city.
We're all wearing matching uniforms, keepas looking very nerdy and just,
We were an easy target.
Yeah.
An easy target.
So they came up to us.
Yeah.
Just for all the listeners, I'm telling you, somebody comes up to you, they want something.
Give it to them.
You're born and raised New York City also.
Oh, so you and Claudia, but you guys didn't know each other until college?
Correct.
Wow.
That's kind of crazy.
Why are you laughing?
It's just like, Benzoffer.
When in doubt, give up.
Yes.
When you're being mugged, give up.
When in doubt, give him your pain and hope for the best.
Facts, give up.
Give up.
Well, do you want to make that your Whaty and Nuts, men?
Should we go to our What Do You Nuts moment of the week?
I mean, that one's like too dated.
I have a new one, but do you know what Whittier Nuts is?
Do you know, are you familiar?
Okay.
So we have this segment on the show called Woody and Nuts.
It's very in line with you because you walk around the city with a critical eye hating the world.
And so we made an entire segment based off it, which is people places three,
brings gripes with humanity, you walk around,
and you're like, what are you fucking nuts?
Like, what's wrong with you?
I love this so much.
So we always, every single episode,
have a what are you nuts moment.
Josh, you want to start?
You want me to start?
I'll start.
So today I was picking up food at this restaurant,
you go in and I'm like, it looks uninhabited,
like it looks abandoned, right?
And so then a guy comes out from the kitchen,
he looks at me like, what?
And I'm like, oh, hi, and he just completely
doesn't pay attention to me.
I'm like, huh.
And then, of course, I see it.
screen to the side that is you order from the screen no one helps you and no one
tells you hey go to the screen gotcha so I'm you know plug it in my order
ba-b-b-b-ba-ba do I want a combo no when I want the extra dipping sauce done
and then it goes would you like to give a tip I'm like who am I tipping I'm
filling out the order what are you nuts this nuts am I tipping the cook like
who gets the tip yeah that was crazy like I'm not against like
little bit of tip trolling, but this felt nuts.
What are you nuts?
Nuts.
Absolutely nuts.
I hate that shit.
I have a question.
Well, we obviously don't have a lot in New York City because it's what we don't drive a lot.
But in a drive-through, are you tipping?
No.
No.
Okay.
Me neither except at Dunkin' Donuts.
Not at Starbucks though.
Why?
I don't know.
For whatever in my head, whenever I'm at a Dunkin' Donuts, I'm like, oh, yeah, I got to tip them.
And I don't know if they've programmed that into me.
Wow.
But like, honestly, that could be my Woody and Nuts, like for myself.
Like, why I feel the need to do that, but I do.
Some people we feel deserve a tip and some don't.
And there's no rhyme or reason.
Maybe that's what it is.
It could be the chain.
You could just, like, feel worse for the people that work at Dunkin' Donuts.
Yeah, maybe.
Totally.
I don't know.
That's funny.
Must be that.
I'm just like, wow, you guys have to deal with a lot of assholes.
Totally.
Like, whoa.
Different clientele at the dunk.
Yeah.
For sure.
At the dunk.
My what are you nuts?
Was it the Grammys?
Do you watch the Grammys?
Yep, I did.
I'm watching the Grammys.
I absolutely love it.
And then this decrepit witch, this decrepit witch.
This decrepit fucking witch.
What is her name?
Annie Lennox.
What is your rhythmic?
Annie, Annie Lennox.
Sweet dreams are made of these.
Annie Lennox comes on.
She's seeing the in memorium.
Yes.
And all of a sudden she goes,
Artists for ceasefire.
And then puts down her arm.
And all I have to say is, what are you fucking nuts?
What do you fucking nuts?
One, stop politicizing our programs.
Stop taking the beautiful Grammys that were perfect to that moment and screaming,
artists for ceasefire this crap.
And second, if you want to talk about a ceasefire, then say,
artists for the release of the now 135 hostages still held in Israel.
and as a result, a ceasefire.
That's all.
Don't tell one side of the story.
Tell both Annie Lennox.
What are you nuts?
I agree.
Mine was going to be Miley Cyrus's hair at the Grammys.
She looked like Jane Fonda.
I was appalled.
Really?
Say more.
I couldn't believe it.
I just think she's so, like, that was so her night.
Like, I feel like everyone but her knew she was going to win.
Like her song really was the song of the year.
And I'm not even like a huge Miley.
fan, but I was so excited to watch her, like, accept her award because she was so wholesomely
excited and, like, shocked.
And then when she got up there, I was just like, if you knew or had an inkling that you
could potentially win tonight, why did you do your hair like this?
Like, it just didn't go with either of her.
And I thought, like, her dresses were cool.
Like, her red carpet was very Grammys.
So I actually appreciated it.
Not that I would have worn it anywhere.
But like I was like, oh, yeah, she looks like a rock star.
Like, she looks like a famous singer.
I'm happy she did this for the Grammy's red carpet.
Because everyone else I felt like played it very safe.
And then I was just like so disappointed with her.
What was that?
Do you see her boyfriend's hair?
No, I didn't.
Their hair was the same.
No, I just, I couldn't.
Look up a picture of her boyfriend's hair.
Everybody should look up a picture of Miley Cyrus's boyfriend's hair.
A mullet of all mullet.
He looked like a member of queen.
Like so big and back.
Miley had the exact same hair.
And then I was like, am I crazy?
Because no one's saying anything about it.
I was like, she looks amazing.
I'm like, what are you nuts?
She doesn't.
She has a beehive.
She is a beehive.
Yeah.
I am more than ever a Miley Cyrus fan.
I think she's like, you know what I think she's oozing is, this was a weird time to take a pause.
Authenticity.
She feels like the only one there who's like truly authentic.
and she's an incredible talent.
She looks fucking cool.
I'm like, what is it about your look?
Like, it's just so singular to her.
Yeah.
And all the flowers, all the props,
all the things to her, respect.
She's great.
I agree.
And she doesn't give a rat to us.
Which I also love.
Yeah, I agree too.
And I feel like she's had so many different versions of her.
Yeah.
And that's got to be hard and, like, to come out of one and, like, reinvent yourself
and still have people be obsessed with you.
Like I give her a lot of credit throughout her career.
Yeah, she crushes.
Thank you for coming on the show.
You are so much for having me.
Your boyfriend's so wonderful that what a match, what a pair.
Thank you.
And before you jump, not only where can we find you, but Summerhouse, new season, all this stuff.
Oh, yeah.
Giggly Squad, tour, everything.
Like just load us up.
Okay, Giggly Squad every Tuesday.
Summer House coming out every Thursday.
February, let me see, hold on. Actually, let me get the date of that.
Yeah, we filmed. Oh, yeah.
Didn't invite me or Josh. What do you know? Oh, my gosh. This summer, this summer.
February 22nd, Summer House, new episodes.
Excellent. Excellent. And tour is tour wrapped or we're still?
Tour's wrapped. Okay, cool. But there was a, there was a giggly squad tour.
There was. And there will be another one. We'll let everyone know.
Wonderful. Wonderful. Five stars. Folks, as always, recommend to a friend.
If you don't give this episode five stars, what are you nuts? Find a spot.
Apple, YouTube,
Josh's YouTube,
you got to watch this.
So true.
You're missing out on a lot
if you don't watch it.
Sure, you could listen to.
I'm actually,
why am I fighting with people?
You listen to the show,
listen to the show.
That's fantastic.
But if you want to watch it again,
give us a double count.
Also watch it.
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