Good Guys - Jews for Jesus

Episode Date: November 20, 2025

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The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Mazal morons, welcome back to the Good Guys podcast. I love working for Mormon people. Yeah, me too. And I love working with Mormon people. God bless the Mormons. God bless Jesus Christ. Yeah. A good, you know. Jesus Christ. People forget. I have no problems with Mr. Jesus. Quite the opposite. Jesus was out there trying to spread his gospel. You know, maybe he had a slight different interpretation. And, you know, maybe some disciples got a little carried away with it. and ended up on a cross. But look, I love Jesus.

I'm here. I love Jesus. I'm here to say I love Jesus, Josh. Me too. I think we should put this into action. Let's take some action with our love. Conversion? Great.

Sure. I don't know what we're converting to because Jesus was Jewish. Yeah. But yeah. Look, the Jews for Jesus movement, Josh, I don't know enough about it. I would like to learn more. Okay?

I would like to learn more about Jews for Jesus. I'm very curious. Do you know anything about Jews for Jesus? No. But what I would say is pick aside, would you? No. I don't know. Yeah.

No, no. No, the problem is every, I'm going to generalize here. Everybody that I've ever heard is Jews for Jesus is a little nuts. Like there's something going on. It's fringe. It's fringe. It feels like, yeah, fringe is the right word. It's fringe.

By the way, a fantastic material fringe. It's a material? Is it? No. fringe. A style? Yeah. You could have rolled with it.

Okay. What? Okay. You could have rolled with it. No problem. Could I? No problem. You could have co-starved my lives.

You have good fringe. Good fringe. Fringe. I got fringe. Fringe is like, yeah, it's like on the edges of material. But I think it's a shape of. Material. I'm on too much well of you trying to think this deeply.

I forgot to take that. I think. Olivia, you're a beauty, a well beauty? Yes, I am. I am indeed. Well, beauty is a real good care of me. A beauty, a beauty. That's so funny.

You know, I could tell because they've been keeping the scissors away from me and Olivia here at Dear Media. Okay. They don't talk to me. Well, you guys look well and beautiful. You like that? I do like that. Maybe. Can you imagine we do a nice.

Bad rebutrin full. I love it. I'm in. Pharmaceuticals, they pay, man. They pay in the best part. It's always like, do you or somebody you know take Well Butron? And now I can say yes. I know someone who does.

It's fantastic. They can pay me. Very well, Butron. It's the 18, what do they call it? Like, not the dark arts, but there's like a word for like the dark side of commerce. And I guess it's like alcohol to about. It's alcohol, tobacco, firearms, and then also pornography. Sure.

Pornography's in there? I don't know. There's like a phrase, though, like for those things, like, promoting them. So, like, let's do, we've done this before, but let's pick, like, two things that would be hard to advertise. And let's really, let's really sell them. Ooh, that's good. And nothing gross. Yeah, you start.

As long as it's not sex toys. You start. All right. Let's see. Something that's not good, but good. Yeah, uranium. Listen, we know, okay, that nuclear power is the future. But now it's your time to own a little piece of nuclear fission. This is the material that won us World War, too. Do you not love America? Now you can have some uranium of your own. Is it highly radioact? Sure. Is there a chance you're not going to store it properly? Hey, it's called living. Josh, today for a limited time, you can get two uraniums for the price of one and just pay shipping.

$999 for shipping, two uraniums for the price of one. If you go to www.orgonium now.com. That's www.uranium now.com. Two for one, free shipping. I love it. Ooh, you sold me, Josh, you sold me. Okay, what should I sell? Glock, Glock, Glock. No. I think it's, I would love to. No, I think it's, have you ever wanted to take a magical trip through the forest,

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too. Sure. Regular mushrooms, Josh. These are fantastic, except the portabella. I don't know why. The portabella, there was a fantastic PR campaign for the portabella mushroom. This is an inferior mushroom. Okay. There are so many better mushrooms. If this was a family guy episode, it would just cut to Ben at Bernie Man in khakis and just a bunch of weirdos being like, yeah. And then goes, Portobello's, what's the deal? Who is Portobello's public? I'm telling you, they're working with the same people as pasta water, which, by the way, I'm done with your starchy pasta water. Oh, what is this?

You didn't discover a new element. Get over it. I'm done with it. Josh, this is a wonderful, wonderful thing that you've brought up because it is far too hard for us to cook pasta perfectly al dente and remember to reserve pasta water. Sorry, we use a strainer. were straining the pasta.

And by the time I remember that that starchy pasta water was called for in the recipe, it's down the drain. Josh, we should make bottled pasta water. Wow, that now that's smart. This kid, you like that?

You have a bachelor's. You just break that. Josh, bottled pasta water. Love it. It's starchy. It's cheap. It's fantastic. You're going to buy it.

Okay. It's going to be the amplifier for all of your pasta water. pastas, pastinas, orzos, whatever you want, okay? It's going to be a gluten, no, not gluten-free. It's going to be a healthier alternative to a cream-based thickener, okay? And it's fantastic. I love it.

We could also sell them almost as like bouillon cubes. You like that, too? You drop in a cube, pasta water. It's like magic. I wanted to look, we got to put it in one of those bottles that you get, it's super cuts. You know what I'm saying? Yes.

You know? I love it. A spray bottle. Yeah, or the graza bottles. You know those with the squeeze? Raza knows what they're doing, man, those squeeze bottles. All they did was take olive oil and put in a squeeze bottle. I'm buying it.

Are you buying it? So smart. You know why? It's because everyone wants to feel like they're in the bear. You know what I'm saying? They grab that olive oil. They put it on their wildly mediocre dish. But they think they're Jeremy Allen White dressing it up like they're somewhat special.

You're not special. You're not Jeremy Allen White. You have two names, not three. You're not. You're not special at all. He's a good after that Jeremy Allen White, huh? Yeah, and he's also a handsome devil. He's got the total package.

Is he? You don't think so? I think so. I think he's, I think he certainly has a look. I'm not disparaging him in any way. I think he's the total package. But I think if you look at him and you don't, and you didn't know that behind it is this brilliant actor,

sex appeal thing, maybe you wouldn't like, I don't know, is he stunning? I don't know if he's stunning. I will agree with you there that if I pulled him out and Jeremy Allen White was just a model, okay? No acting, no nothing, just a model. He's definitely a worse looking guy, but knowing that he is frigging cool, okay?

Oh, yeah. And that he's got, and that he's got like all these great parts and roles. And I've seen shameless. I don't know how old he is. Is he? I don't know how old he is. He's 34. I don't know how old he is. 34.

God, damn. He sure is. Shit. Wow, he's in it. He's in it, Josh. He's accomplished so much. Yeah, please, but is he happy? Do I sound like a hater?

I don't mean he sound like a hater because he is handsome. He's the whole package. And you know what? A munch, a sweetie, a sweetie, a sweetie, I've never met him. You don't sound like a hater at all, but you've met him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew him, you know, I knew his ex, or I know his ex-wife Addison.

And so we had some, like, fun kids' birthday party. parties. Addison and I grew up together. We went to the same performing arts high school in New York. And every interaction with Jeremy, he couldn't have been nicer, which is just so annoying because he's so talented too. Yeah, yeah. Total package. We've spoken about him recently. We spoke about Glenn Powell or no? That's another total package. Total package. And I've been watching, we talk about Chad Powers yet or no. No. Josh, I love this show. It's dumb. It's dumb, funny, but it's like a fun 30 minute episode watch big fan of what's going on on Netflix with him and that show. He is a disgraced football player and his dad is a makeup artist in Hollywood and he misses

doubtfires himself and sneaks onto a team and it's just like a cute, funny, great show and he's a really nice guy. Like I just, I don't know why I think of him and Jeremy Allen White. I guess they're both total packages and they're both the future of Hollywood. That's why I put them together. They really are. The three of you, the three of you are the future of Hollywood. I'm the future of Hallmark.

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Plenty, right? More than plenty. If you got, okay, somebody approaches you. They say, Josh, you are going to be the number one, number one actor in Bollywood. Keep talking. You can't act on Hollywood anymore. Oh, you're done with Hollywood.

What a loss. But you are. But you are. 10 years going, where's Josh Peck? Sorry. You are going to be the number one actor in Bollywood. You're in, right? So in so quickly.

Even if you have to move to India. How long? Forever. Forever? That's long. You're the king of Bollywood. How do you leave India? You leave your house and everybody's like shaking the Bollywood, whatever the fuck they're called.

tambourines. Like, you're Bollywood, man. You're there. Max is going to leave. Max is the prince of Bollywood. I just wake up every morning I'd say the page. I'm like, should we go get coffee? Like, yeah, we leave our house. We just go. I, Matt, you literally, your life would be amazing. You wake up, you say hello to your gorgeous family. You walk downstairs. You get a piece of non. You walk down the street and everybody's celebrating you. They're like, Josh, the Bollywood King. is here. You're the Bollywood Walk of Fame.

Honestly, we could probably create this on AI, and I would love to see it. Just like a video of you being the king of Bollywood. I need it. Somebody, a moron should make it. Make that AI video, okay? Make it. I see it for myself.

It would be an honor. I've never been in DIA. I'm dying to go. And I just see, you know, when you see these big stars in other markets, in Asia, in Europe, in the Middle East, right and they're like good and famous they're just not as famous in america their lives seem cool they're always driving buggadis they're always hanging out with christiano rinaldo is there a chic involved hey probably but you know what they're having fun old school fun and

and they always somehow have 80 million followers on instagram you notice that they always casually have like 80 to 100. Because if you're not popular in the U.S., you're popular everywhere else. Okay? There's the U.S. and then there's the world. And these people really are global icons.

I feel like we hear, unless you're like Kim Kardashian, okay? Nobody knows who Glenn Powell is, again, respect to Glenn Powell, he's fantastic. Nobody knows Glenn Powell in India, do they? Do they know Glenn Powell? It's probably getting there. You think so?

Like, that's like, I just like, like, like, I think of like, okay, Kim Kardashian, their global superstar icons that live in the U.S. But I feel like there's like a very small percentage, DiCaprio, Tom Hanks. Kim Kardashian is a global. The Kardashian brand is as global as global as global gets. As global as global gets. Yeah.

Agreed. Agreed. As global as global gets. And yeah, you know, it's just interesting. There are people here who think the shit don't stank. Well, go to a different country. You should stink. Thanks. Yeah. You know, good luck in Malta. Okay. It doesn't translate. You know, Emma Roberts. No, and I'm just kidding. I don't know. Was Malta in your head because they have, I read something by red. I mean, I saw a TikTok. For 10 grand, you can become a citizen of Malta. There's nothing else involved. It's just cash. That's cool. Right? A hundred percent open border policy as long as you have 10 grand.

Yeah, I'm down to the count. I suppose it would be good to have two passports as long as you don't have to like pay heavy taxes in the country you're not living in. I can't imagine that they're that they have taxes in Malta. It just feels like a tax free place, you know? I think it's pretty, it's fairly wealthy. But like I'm also a day one ride or die. So like I'm going down with the American ship. And I don't even ride that hard for her.

But like I'm down to go like a like I want to. to go down like a patriot. I was going to say, you, you ride for her. You ride for her pretty hard. As you should, I ride for her hard. We live here. It's like the same thing that I'm going through right now. It's like, and I don't want to talk about the election.

The election, by the way, has now passed. When this episode comes out, the election has passed. And what I'd like to say to my future self is that whatever happens happens, it will, what will be will be. But I'm going to love my city no matter what, okay? Just because New Yorkers were idiots and did the wrong thing, I'm going to love my city no matter what, okay? I'm going to love them. Should we do a choose-your-own-adventure and you should record dual congratulations?

One for Cuomo, one for Chris CWa, no, and one for Momdani. We can, yeah, sure. It's going to go something like this. In a shocking turn of events, Andrew Cuomo has become the. mayor of New York. He was the best of the worst. I wish him well. And I'm very thankful to New Yorkers for realizing that there was a radical running. Curtis Sliwa, okay? Curtis Slewa, there's no freaking shot that he wins. This guy, he must, he must honestly be on Mamdani's payroll, Josh. Curtis Slewa is on Mamdani's payroll. He's a zero percent chance of winning. He's going to suck up

10 percent of votes because these idiot Republicans are going to vote for him, even though New York will never, ever turn red. It will never turn red, ever. He shouldn't be running. So I'm not even doing that. Zoran Mamdani, no shocker wins. I'm very sad today. That said, we are going to pick ourselves up by our bootstraps, and we are going to pray that all of the things that he is trying to do that seem radical in nature won't be achieved. And I hope that over the next four years, we learn our lesson and things get better. Amen. Well, I wish you'd gone a little funnier with it. Jesus.

Olivia, make a note. There's nothing funnier. There's nothing funny. There's nothing funny about the future of the city. No, it's great. It's so. Our show either gets five-star or one-star reviews.

It's so good. There's nothing funny about it. Why'd you bring it up if there's nothing funny about it? Why? Holy crap. We were we talking about Glenn Powell? Yeah. Look at that guy's ass.

Glenn Powell's got a great ass. He's like, that's great. Love Glenn. He's a handsome kid. He's a handsome kid. We can't comment on it, Josh. But I don't know if you saw that Sidney was practically naked on the runway yesterday.

Did you see this? Oh, yes. Bairing everything. Everything, Josh. Everything. You might as well just look for, it's purely for informational purposes. I don't doubt it. I mean, when she was on Euphoria, she had some pretty provocative scenes, yes?

Yes, certainly. All right. Well, just for peer research purposes and I'm going to make sure to bookmark this. No, I'm kidding. It's just for research. It's just for research purposes. Josh. It's just for research purposes.

There's no other reason why you would be looking at this. 100% You should stay informed And Oh geez Louise Everybody listening You know You know everybody listening

You should all be informed You know what I gotta give her a lot of credit Because it's kind of it's fun You know what it is It's a it's a bait and switch In the best way Because you see her haircut

And you go Oh did Fox News get a new anchor And then And then you go below the collarbone And you go This is MSNBC No I don't know.

You're like, good for you, Miss Sweeney. So, yeah, I highly encourage everybody to do their research. I just want to say I love my wife. Me too. Me too. Absolutely. Okay, I think we can talk about this. Let's say, I mean, Claudia is a very famous public person.

My wife is more, obviously, is much more on the private side of things. But imagine Claude, she's feeling herself. She wants to wear a similar thing out. How do you feel? Yes. Great. Really? Honestly, whatever.

Yeah, I don't care. I don't care. Whatever she wants to wear whenever. Like I am not, if anything, it's the opposite. I'm going to leave the house wearing something. She's like, you look like a clown. Change. And I'll change.

No, I absolutely do not care at all what she wears. Perhaps. Not about her. But if guys, people were commenting a lot about her, you know, more, you know, her bits. About her body, yeah. Perhaps it's because she is not a revealing person that I feel this way, but I would like to think that I wouldn't care.

Perhaps I would, though, and I just haven't been challenged to know that I would care. But as of right now, I wouldn't care. Whatever she wants to do, totally fine with me. I assume you're on the opposite side. No, not at all. And I don't want it to sound like in any way a male giving a woman permission to dress anyway. Like this is not a permissive thing. It's just an honest of like, how would I feel?

Totally. If other people were commenting on your wife's body in a sexual way. That's not a permission thing. Totally. I understand it. And my answer is it would be lit. I'm down the clown. I think people's got it going on and I would be like you have three kids.

They're going to see this one day. But no, I'd just be like, yo, feel yourself, queen. I'd be like go off. Feel yourself, queen. Yeah, feel yourself, queen. Is that the right way to be, Olivia? Yeah, absolutely. Okay.

Please please our speech because we don't always know what we're saying. I have no idea. Yeah, both of you got a great answer. Two minutes ago we were talking about Mom Donnie and now we're talking about breasts and before that we were talking about Glenn Powell We don't know what we're talking about These are a few

You don't even know where we are Things Zohran and boobies and boobies Mom Donnie What would you do? What if Zoran was like Then I've heard your criticism And I've taken it in

And I would like you to be part of my Jewish outreach team. I think you've got a great... He literally found like four Jews that were living in this gutter to film this ad. My God, I have to send it to you. These rabbis, holy smoke, who's the worst video I've ever seen. They're like, we hate ourselves, but we love Zoran. Choose for Zoran.

I'm like, can you stop it? But what I thought you were going to say is, yeah. No. Why? No. But I would. because he doesn't, no. But what I thought you were going to ask is if he wanted to meet and talk,

I would love to hear him out. Yeah. I would absolutely, like if he wanted to come on this podcast, I would love, as long as he was open and honest, I would love to be able to ask him some hard questions and feel him out. Because from afar, he seems like a complete bill of goods, snake oil salesman selling New Yorkers down the river, telling people whatever they want to hear. Here.

Like, it's just like, it's just, Turn off the recording, Olivia. The truth is you guys aren't living through it. No, I hear you. It's really tense times here. No, no, you can't unless you're here. It's really, really tense times here. I temper it down as far as I can because I get so heated about it.

People are really scared. And like they, they really think that their life. And I'm hoping that it's just, it's just not going to happen. I don't want to be serious. I don't want to be serious. Stop it, Josh. Yeah. I can't.

Listen. I can't. I can't. I don't want to be serious. I just want him. Mammani's going to come in. Hopefully he's great. He does Maldani salami.

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in a full Willy Wonka costume. And I think I want to do the entrance like Gene Walder does in the movie where like I walk with the cane and then the king gets stuck and I do a full tumble. Can you imagine that? I love it.

You'll be a great Wonka. It's fantastic. I love it. And by the way, shout out Timothy Shallow me. I actually loved that movie. I don't know if I was in the minority. Angry Gene Wilder, definitely superior. But Timmy Schall was, I liked that movie.

I think I just like Wonka. Anything Wonka. This is a fun game. This is a fun game. You know Gene Wilder's real. Let's ask Chat Chi PT, but I've seen it before. Here. Hi.

And then I'm going to tell you what me and Claudia are being. Oh, yes. I want to hear. Will you please give me a list of actors who are Jewish? who have had to change their original surnames to something else. Was Wilder like Wallowitz or something? It's good. It's really good.

Okay. So Gene Wilder, his real name was Jerome Silberman. Jerome Silverman. That's hot. I think he's the only Jew named Jerome. Jerome, head up to the beema. There's no Jews named Jerome. Yes, there are.

Who? Yo, Jerome, let me get that herring. Jerome, pass the Tanakh, dog. That's hot, Jerome. By the way, I have nothing against the name Jerome. I just don't know any Jewish jeromes, that's all. I know, yeah, Jerome Williams basketball player. I don't know any Jewish jeromes.

Well, Woody Allen was Alan or is Alan Stewart Conigsberg? Alan Stewart Connigsberg. John Stewart, anyone want to take a swing? John Stewart was John Schwartzman. Leibowitz. Wow. Leboitz. That's interesting.

Went from the Leibowitz to Stewart. A little bit. Winona Ryder. Winona. Anyone want to give a guess? Winona. Rivka is a first name. Rivka.

That's a first name though, right? Winona Rivka Jerome. It's a first name. It's Winona Horowitz. Oh, lovely. Mm-hmm. Let's see. Who else?

Natalie Portman. Herzog, that I know. Herschlag, it says. That I don't know. It says her name is Netta. I'm positive at Schwartz. Netta Herzlag. Wow.

Wow. That's a strong name. Beautiful. That said, you can't be. can't be a famous actress named Netta Hirschlag. So I'm happy that she angloed for the, she angleded properly. Sometimes it's necessary.

Not always, but sometimes it's necessary. It's kind of hot. It kind of smells like something's burning in here. So if all of a sudden my hair catches on fire and you see smoke, Josh, just let me know. Okay? Yeah, of course.

Yeah. I'm wondering if there's anybody. It smells like, yeah, something's burning. Cool. And I hear sirens. solid. Can you just tell them we have the president of Instagram coming? This is no time for a fire.

That's fine, Josh. It's fine. It'll be fine. We'll see. We'll get more views. We'll get so many views if I burn to death on YouTube. But what are we going to do for a follow-up? Josh, you take the podcast, you run with it.

Me and your father. You can do with me. I love that so much more than me, AI. But if you want, it could be you and me AI. It could be, and you get 100% of the money. Ooh, that's, I like that. That I like. I'm just saying, did you set this fire?

Could you imagine me in Bruce? Mazumor morons. It would be. The fact that you, like, you must meet Bruce. You have no idea. Okay. This man, last night, thank God, successful. He had a little mini surgery in his prostate trunk.

Okay? He was peeing a little bit too much in the middle of the night. My uncle has had the same surgery as well. I guess the prostate like hits on the bladder and it makes you feel the need to pee. So he had it shrunk or constricted. He's doing great. You know where he's going next week, Josh? Where?

The live method. The live method. He's going to start working out. He's going to start working out. When I tell you this man has negative core, negative core, okay? Like he's gumbie. Negative core. The only reason he stands up straight is because there's steel rods up and down his back.

Yeah, there are. He is Gumby with negative core. So I'm very excited to see. But the great Matt at Live Method is able to do with him. My God. He's going to be a fox. Benjamin, I just hit a PR, Benjamin. I hit a personal record, Benji.

I deadlifted 20 pounds. Benjamin, what was that thing you take? Crea, what now? Oh, I forgot to tell you. He's taking creatine. of course he is Benjamin I'm on creatine

I take it with my glucosamine right now every morning he takes his AG1 and his creatine so if you Momentus

I'm giving him the chews I hope that's cool his prostate fine it's the AG1 that's making him fish

oh oh my god should we get to a speak pipe yeah Or... Speak pipe it up. Moron now. If you want to get advice from us,

if you want us to answer your questions, go to speakpipe.com slash good guys. Keep it brief. Brevity's key. We don't want your what are you nuts is. They're not awesome. And don't ask us for travel tips when you go to California or L.A.

Google them maybe. We don't care. This one's from... Anonymous. What's up, Josh and Ben? Based on every single other call you guys have, I assume I'm your own.

male listener, which I don't get. Like, I know you guys are both gay, but I've seen one guy needing some advice. Is that your own? So what's that? I'm in my mid-30s with a young kid, and it's entirely possible that he'll soon be old enough to be on social media and to see pictures of his dad at high school parties from like 2010. Obviously, those have all been deleted, but the hypothetical still stands.

So I was curious as to how you guys would approach that situation with your sons in the future. Josh, I know you've been very public about your non-sober years. And Ben, I know you've discussed on this show, like doing Coke and a New York bathroom or something. So in this new age, when your sons are old enough to possibly hear those things or see you guys speaking about them or to read your book, Josh, how do you think you guys are going to approach those discussions with your sons? Appreciate you guys. Jerome Fisher, I think you meant drinking a Coke in a New York bathroom. That sounds much more like me. That said, you sound like a fantastic guy.

I thank you for the wonderful speak pipe or moron mail. Speak pipe. It's just, God, moron mail. Josh, I am totally good with it. You know, dad was cool. You were cool. Like, what do they want from you? Like, especially like on the sober end, like, it's, you, you conquered something.

And unbelievable, you climbed Kilimanjaro. Like, it's like the greatest in, like, at least from across the room, it's the greatest accomplishment ever. And for me, yeah. A little Coke. Like, what are you? What are we going to do about it? Wow. Okay.

So I booted some meth at Marquis. So what? I put something up my ass and I don't know what it was. Who knows? So dad did Poppers with Joey Kamasta live a little. Live a little. Who cares? We need Kamast on the show ASAP.

You just did the toast. So, holy crap. He is so funny. Like, so, so funny and underappreciated. Joey Kamasta is the most underappreciated man of our time. Okay. God. So funny.

Geniously funny. And so quick. So quick. We got to have him on. I'll text him. He's too good. Next week? I think that works.

Well, in general, as far as my kids go, like the one thing, thing is, I don't know how you will be, I'm literally, and I'm not kidding, going to try to keep my kids off of a phone until they're 16. Like having a proper phone. They'll have maybe an eyewatch with phone capabilities so that if they need to call me, if they need to call a family member, whatever. But I just don't, and I know what people are going to say is, well, they're friends and the people that they're in their lives are going to have social media and whatnot, and they're going to feel bad. But I don't care. Like, I don't think you can. You can present me a world in which definitely before 14, where it benefits them definitely to have

social media and in general, the phone. I couldn't agree more. Buddy and I turned to each other in bed the other night and we made a conscious effort to watch a movie without phones. And that felt the fact that we needed to make that conscious effort is so sad and so scary. We watched a movie, I forget what movie we watched, but we watched it to completion. It wasn't that good. Otherwise, I would have remembered it. And,

oh, it was freaky or Friday. It was whatever. Let me put my phone down. That's it. That's it. That said, Josh,

people will understand this. Jamie Lee Curtis and Sidney have something in common. But yes. But, but honestly, Josh, but honestly,

it, it made me feel so bad that I felt so much better about myself being able to put down my phone for a movie. Like, we are addicted. We're addicted to our phones. It's really, really bad. We get constant dopamine hits from apps like TikTok and Instagram.

And if we were, if we were children, we need to be outside getting dopamine hits from running and playing and jumping and having friends and sunshine. And I'm a thousand percent on the same page. I don't know how we do this. They are going to be pissed. But maybe more parents do it.

Maybe everybody does it. Like, it's not good. It's not good. It's too much. Too much stimulation. Just cut to Ben and Claudia in bed watching Oppenheimer and they're like, and then cut to them watching Freakure Friday. No, we were no phones during Oppenheimer, Josh.

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Hi, good guys. I will keep it brief. Brevity is key. I thought you said high gay guys. In a relationship with a married man with children. He's about 10 years older than us. And only a few of us know, no one in his life knows as far as I know. But it's been going on for a few months.

And I've noticed I've started to kind of judge and distance myself from her. She knows I'm really against it. But I'm curious what you guys would do if you had a friend in this situation. So let me know. Love you guys. Thanks. I've spoken about this in the past, and I know that it might sound harsh, but it is okay to grow apart from friends if you no longer can sort of see yourself in that friend. Like, I would absolutely express the fact that this is something that you don't approve of, that it's something that makes you feel icky, that, like, she shouldn't be, it just like, it just doesn't sit right with you.

but I don't think that you don't need to keep the same friends forever. And if your opinions change of a person, of course you reach out, you try to solve it. But if you drift apart, I think you drift apart. Again, it sounds harsh. But I couldn't be friends with somebody that was like actively breaking up a marriage. It just wouldn't sit right with me, especially for somebody who's so monogamous. And if the shoe was on the other foot and somebody was cheating with my wife, like how awful that would make me feel.

So at least for me, it's like a, that's like one where if you're, if you're willing to do something like that, then it just makes me question your morals as a person. And I don't need friends that are like that, you know? Yeah, I think I totally agree with the sentiment of what you're saying. I think as you get older, life is unfortunately just context and nuance. And sometimes you hear about like somebody will be in a relationship with someone who, who's, they're in a loveless marriage, but they're together for the kids and blah, blah, blah.

Not doesn't make it okay, but I've certainly heard of it. But I totally agree with you, Ben, which is like, you don't have to co-sign bad behavior. And if it, if it feels icky to you and it doesn't feel right, like you can just sort of lovingly detach. And either they'll get over it and you guys will come back together or they'll completely sort of commit to that person. and then it's just not right, but I think you can totally protect yourself. You do not have to root on friends and co-sign their bad behavior if it doesn't, if you know that it's not the right thing. But of course you should get all of the information.

You should have a conversation first. I completely agree that if this person is in a loveless marriage and they have an agreement and the wife is also seeing somebody on the side, there are specific instances where I wouldn't question a person's morality. but 99% of the time, I think it won't be that situation. I could be wrong, but regardless,

have a conversation with your friend. Don't judge them until you have to judge them and then feel free to judge them. Yeah, and also don't be righteous about it. Don't be like, because it could be you on the chopping block next. Like, that's the beautiful thing about life is that...

Totally. You know, there could be a moment where you were like, wow, this was not in my character, hey, shit happened. So I wouldn't be right. I would just like lovingly detach. And if that person give them the dignity of their own experience and if they come to

find out it wasn't right for them, welcome them back with loving arms. But like certainly don't make them feel bad or like hold it over them that you're casting judgment. No, no, it's not your place to do that. I absolutely hate when people do that. Like it's not your business. But that doesn't mean to what you said that you have to co-sign bad behavior and just sit through it.

Right. But no, it's not your job to reprimand. Not your job. I have a buddy who's just a scumbag. And like, I can appreciate a good scumbag if their hustle is only affecting like the US government or whatever. No. But like what I cannot stand is that he's a hypocrite, right?

So he's ultra-critical of people. And when people, he like actively defrauds and like, It's not a crime if he does it, if he finds some like little sly angle in which to like save a little on taxes or commit a little insurance fraud. But like if anyone commits like a socioeconomic crime of like stealing from a store or like what he considers lower level crimes, it's like he is the most judgmental. And I'm like, dog, get over it, bro. You are breaking the law all the time.

Yeah, it's don't throw stones and glass houses. It's like the worst. The worst. Like just, just keep it to yourself, man. No good. And then there's, and then there's the two of us.

We're just so, we're so honest. Too honest. We're too honest, Josh. Yeah. We're too honest. I call the government sometimes I go, you need anything?

No kidding. Do you, do you know, Josh, last week, I overpaid my American Express bill by three grand. I have a credit with Amex.

Thank God they're honest. This is not nice. This is not. This is, no. It's too good, Josh. Nobody wants a credit with a credit card company. It's the other way around. You'll use it.

He'll use it. For sure. Oh, yeah. Really quick, too. My God. What about, okay, one more from, or I guess maybe we should get into Woody and Nuts. Our Woody Units moment of the week are gripes with people, places and things, both big and tall, whatever is sticking in your craw.

We need Woody Unuts to be sponsored by Rochester, okay? That would be high. We need it. That would be hot. I'll go. The other night, Josh, I had a sweet tooth, okay? But I'm trying not to eat traditional candies, so I went on GoPuff, and I saw Fruit Riot, which I happened to love. You know.

Absolutely fantastic. I put you on. I know your daddy fruit riot. You did. You did actually put me on. And they have wonderful, colorful ads that are on like buses and stuff. And I saw it and I was just like,

this is for me. I love like a true fru. This is like candy coated grapes. Those are like chocolate cup of raspberries. Whatever. I love the fruit riot. Okay. So I'm ordering it on GoPuff.

Put in a relatively big order, a couple of different flavors, some body armor light. And I hit go. maybe I don't know, 45 minutes later, I'm like, where's my gopuff order? And I get a text, Josh, from Jonah Platt saying, you should see a dentist. And I'm like, what do you mean? I should see a dentist.

He's like, did you send a bunch of candy to my house? I'm like, oh my God. What are you nuts? I had sent him, I had sent him Sprit Society for a Shabbat dinner that he was having. And he was the last address that I had put into my go puff in L.A. And when I got back home to New York, I forgot to change it. So I sent all this fruit riot to his house. It was so unbelievably funny.

And it's just like, what are you nuts? Check your address. Like, and then I had to place it again. So I paid double for the fruit riot. It's a riot. What are you nuts? That's nutty. I've done that.

My mom does that a lot where she'll send us Amazon packages because she'll send the kids like toys and then she'll accidentally send herself. what she was ordering to us. I told you that she sent me nipple covers. You did. Bro. He was like, Olivia, can you believe that?

I was like, no, I just, I want to know more, but I also don't want to know more. But I want to know more. I was like, is there a gala at the assisted living?

What's going on? Like, are you wearing a sequence gown to, to, to Dunk and, Donuts? Like, what's happening? Oh, my God.

But shout out mom. She's the best. That's so funny. This is a positive. What are you nuts? I think we forget that there was a time where there was a band called the Black Eyed Peas and they were arguably the greatest band to ever live. I didn't know where you were going with this, Josh.

I take no black eyed pea slander. I'm happy that I thought you were like. Black-Eye Pisa? What are you on? So I'm like, are you kidding me? They are so, I was listening to the song, I got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night. Okay. So good. And I don't know what was going on, but I was really tuned into the song listening to it at the supermarket. And there's that great inclusive line, fill up my cup, Mazel Tov. Mazel Tov. Time. That's my what are you nuts? I always knew they said mazzletov.

But if you really listen, I am, I don't know if it was Will I Am or some of the other members, who'd done it or go see it or not me. I don't know what these guys' names are. No, Will I Am's real name is Jerome. Jerome. He's Jewish.

He angloed. I just could, it's very, it's low. And it's like, fill up my cup. Mazel to p la chrym. Mazel to be chame. So good. It's the best. No, they, by the way, they knew what they were doing.

They knew they were making the Bar Mitzvah, Bat Mitzvah song of the century. You're so right. You are so right. They knew it. They're like, if we just, like, throw in a little Easter egg for the Jews, they're going to play it at every event. We need to do that, Josh. We need to do that. We need to write a song.

I don't know. know where this is going, but we need to write a song and we need to pick another nationality. Maybe it's for India. Maybe it's for India. Okay, back to Bollywood. I think that's in our, in the cards. Will I am? They're fantastic. Hold on. Let me look at chat. How we see cheers in Urdu. Okay. Yes. Great. Cheers in Indian culture. Yes. Okay. They say cheers. And on that note, folks, that is our show. This episode has been five stars.

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