Good Guys - Jim Carrey Face, Lesbian Heart with Heather Shaw

Episode Date: May 11, 2026

Mazel morons! This week, we’re joined by comedian Heather Shaw - aka the internet’s favorite Jim Carrey doppelgänger. We get into lesbian stereotypes, Kentucky culture, Cheesecake Factory politics, celebrity facelifts, crowd work, golf dads, gold diggers, and why TikTok has become a digital psych ward. What are ya nuts?! Love ya! Check out Heather’s new special! Write us! Send your messages to [e-mail]  Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Visit www.xyzal.com for more information For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners FIFTY PERCENT OFF and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to HomeChef.com/goodguys  Head to livemomentous.com, and use promo code goodguys for up to 35% off your first order To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED and more, visit Hims.com/GOODGUYS. Get your free LMNT Sample Pack with any purchase at drinklmnt.com/GOODGUYS Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to Quo.com/goodguys. Quo - no missed calls, no missed customers. Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/GOODGUYS10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The following podcast is a dear media production. Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys. The mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it you weekly routine, it's a good guys. And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts? Good, great guys, we're just so good. Miles and morons, welcome back to the Good Guys Podcast. We are sitting here.

brand new special out. All righty. See ya. It's Heather Shaw. Hey, hey. I'm gay. What an honor. Heather,

thank you so much for joining us. We've already started. She lives in Louisville, Kentucky. Josh, what are we doing? The taxes. You know how much money we'd save? We could buy a beautiful plot of land right next to Heather. She didn't invite us over or anything,

but it's an open door policy in Louisville, right? Yeah, no taxes, no education. There's really, I mean, who needs that? Oh, what are we building the space? over here on the good guys podcast. Yeah, but you have a nice weather. Oh, I'm so jealous. What's your weather like over there?

Awful. It's hot in the summer and then it's freezing. It's just not fun. It's fine to visit. Get me out. Such a funny slogan for Louisville. Stay dumb. Stay stupid.

Yeah. He doesn't get dumber than people in New York. Honestly, people love to say, oh, they're dumb in the middle. No, they're dumb in New York. Okay. California. You think they're smart. Mark Josh. Oh my God. Have you ever met someone from Venize? No. No, listen. Yeah, but at least you guys

have rights. Like, that's fun. Rights are rights are right. Rights are right. Rights are so fun. Oh, women can choose over here. What can tuck, tuck. They're not. Tuck talk talk is I, I don't, they don't give a fuck fuck. You know what I mean? I don't think. I don't, I don't really know, but I doubt you can abort. That's not great. Yeah. I would agree. That's a demerit in their But the whiskey. Or is it bourbon? The bourbon. It's something.

I don't even, yeah, it's bourbon and horses. I mean, old people's stuff. Yeah. Wow. Nature's abortion. Yeah. That's what they have. Hot tub and bourbon.

That's what they have. They don't have rights, but they can pour a bunch of bourbon up their cuder. Yeah. Too much. Too much. Okay. For sure, too much. Okay.

Too much. Have you been to Kentucky? Has anybody been to Kentucky? Sure have. You have. And Ben works in the booze space. He owns a canned wine company. Oh, that's right.

Okay. I do. Yeah. I do. But a long time ago, I think it's, is George Dickel? Is their distillery in Kentucky? Is that the mayor? I don't know who.

No, it's just a booze hound. I don't know. I don't even drink anymore, so I'm boring. I don't know anything about the bourbon. That was not my drink. I wouldn't drink that even if I was drinking. I don't drink either. Yeah, did you like a dark liquor?

I always fantasized of being, being that guy who'd be like, I'll have a Cal in 18 and I'll swirl it. Yeah. It tastes like ass. You're also far too Jewish. We both are. It's just not like, for brown liquor.

What did Jewish guys drink? Baby blood. What do Jewish guys swirl? Are Jewish guys a wine? On Passover? Like potato vodka? No, we drink tequila. Tequila.

We're tequila. And wine. Wine's cool. Yep. I was going to say wine probably. I don't know. It's tough. I always wish, too. The Cal and 18 on the rocks?

Ooh, that's a hot order. Yeah. That's insane. Explain this to me, because back in my day when I was drinking, tequila kind of had this idea of like, I drink tequila and I wind up on a roof. Yes, same. And now it's very trendy and, like, considered the clean drink. Right.

Why is that? He doesn't get hung over. You don't get hung over from tequila. Yeah. George Clooney. That's what happens to tequila. Casemigos, baby. That's it.

George Clooney and his friends, Randy Gerber and Mike Meldman said, drinking tequila is fucking sexy. Yeah. And then every celebrity and their mother agreed and they all saw that they sold for a billion dollars. And now we only drink tequila. Yeah. That's what didn't a, doesn't a Kardashian have a tequila brand or a generous? Yes.

Kendall. Kendall, Mrs. Jenner. Yeah. It's hot now. You just need a good representative. Yeah. To really.

Cluny. What could Obama get over the finish line? Like absinth? I like absinthe. Zima. Yeah. Zima. Obama could sell the shit out of Zima.

Me and Michelle, knock back a couple of seams. I think he'd do great in red wine. I really do. I'd buy a cabernet from Obama. Mm-hmm. Instantly, Obama Vineyards? I love it. Obama Vineyards?

It's kind of good. Yeah, it's good. Yeah. The Baroque vineyards. Yeah, that's good. My friend Castile lives in Louisville, right? Okay. It's not Louisville.

It's all. It's insane. They can't even pronounce it. I say, hey, Louisville. They go, it's. I'm like, all right, my bad. I'm sorry I enunciate. Yeah.

And she has horses. And where was I? I was there. I spoke at University of Kentucky and they had a cheesecake factory. Yes. They love the cheesecake factory over there. They had orange theory. They're progressive.

I mean, this is very basic. These are basic things. They had a whole foods. Yes. There's a whole foods. Yeah. Yep. People bitch about the prices.

You know. Yeah, they love the basic stuff. What's with Cheesecake Factory? They love it. The menu that's a Bible. What do you mean what's with Cheesecake Factory? This is an institution. I had my birthday there.

I don't. Cheesecake Factory is the makeup. Don't get a little ached out when a restaurant has too many options because it's like you can make all of this you can make. Is it all microwaveable? I go there and I ask for one thing, Heather. I ask for the skinnylicious menu. Okay. that's what I do.

I go. I have instead of 2,000 calories, I'm eating at 800 and under, and let me tell you, I walk out of there feeling like a prince, okay? The skinnylicious, I love that. Just tell people you voted for Kamala, would you? Skinnylicious. Yeah. Skinnylicious.

You're right. Dude, I got a chili from a white chili from Skinnylilish that was delish. They have a nice angel hair and shrimp pasta. Pomodoro. Fucking good, dude. Yeah, and everything else on the menu is, what, 3,000 calories? It's either catering to the morbidly obese

or the person who was formerly morbidly obese. Like, there's nowhere in between at cheesecake. The regular person can't eat there. What are they going to do? I'm like, this is too much. What do you do with the Louisville cheesecake factory? I don't, well, here, I'm a lesbian, so I'm vegan. So don't even put me in a cheesecake factory.

Already I'm out with the name. Cheese, cake. Sure. Yeah, my wife, my wife is vegan. Yes. And that might explain why she's not attracted to me. She's a lesbian. No, we're going to get a forester.

Do you have one? No, I wish. So you're a vegan so you can't do a lot of it. You can do the bread. Yeah, I can probably do the bread. Yeah, I mean a salad. What's bread without butter? Yeah, and bread without butter.

Yeah. They used to have the imposter. I think they took it off because they were like, this is everyone here wants meat. Are you a dirty get down vegan? Will you do an impossible patty? Yes. Yes. Yes. Junk food galore. What's a good junk food vegan version? Like what can you really live up? Like they can do filly cheese steaks with like satan. Yeah. I'd love a good burger. I'm a burger bitch. Just give me a messy burger. Fries. I'm good. That's all I need. I'm not like a raw

vegan. I'll eat some like tofu. I like tofu. Do you eat a lot of tofu? Yeah. My wife, she's vegan. She cooks it all the time. And she cooks. Oh man, a nice ma-pau tofu. Oh, wow baby.

My wife is a vegan. Yeah. My wife. Oh, no. We're doing Borat in 2026. My wife. Oh, no, guys. We just got him to stop doing the Mrs. Delfire impression. Oh, no. By the way, you didn't. You discouraged me, but you just,

Oh, no. Oh, sugar in your teeth. Stop it. Oh. You belong in Kentucky, sir. I would love it. I'm so down. Yeah.

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I don't cook. Is she more of the domestic of the two? Yeah, that she can cook. Yeah, it's pretty much it. And you said she's a lawyer? She's a lawyer who can cook. And here you are.

What can't she do? You're the artist. I'm the artist. You're out here. I do the dishes. Connie creative. Creating queef jokes. Yeah.

She's doing contracts. I'm doing quifs. I would imagine being a lesbian, though, there's a surplus of queef material. It's a lot of quefe material. material. QM, we call it. Yeah, quief material galore. It's great. Speaking as a straight man, sorry.

Haven't you guys said enough? I don't I've heard. I couldn't be embarrassed by a quiff at all. I think they're wonderful. They're wonderful, a little quack quack. Calm little quack quack. Ben's going to check out of this combo. No, by the way, I'm in. What's wrong with the quiff?

We're getting a weird connection over here. No, yeah. Do you guys? No, we can. She's just a good actor. Cleefs are wonderful. I don't know. Do you guys experience them a lot? Not you, but like, I mean, we're getting real personal. No, we're big fart people.

Vag fart. We fart. Yeah. No, we're big ass fart. Oh, you like the fart fart, I like an ass fart. Me too. I'm down for vaginal fart. I either get one or the other in this conversation. Vaginal farts are less cool. They're not risky at all. Like, what's the worst thing in a vaginal fart?

You pee? I guess. I don't know. I guess. The alternative, you shit your pants. That's so much riskier. That's riskier, dude. Hell yeah.

Josh is going to... No, I'm just, because I'm thinking about... You're right. Like, Ben and I said, like, how do you say this? I don't think I experienced queves as much because I've been married for 15 years. Yes. So we're not... 15.

I've been with my wife 15. We've been together eight. So it's like, or married eight. Wait. So, yeah. Yeah. I don't know what I'm saying. I'm flustered.

He's flustered with the quefs. We can get off the quefs if it's too much, Josh. I noticed there was more of them when people were really trying to win the award. Like there was a lot of, there was a lot of different positioning. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. They're getting into like the queef Olympics.

Right. Yeah. And then it's like, oh, wow. Like this was understandably. Yeah. And honestly, I didn't, I'm not a super, like I'm not a super quefer. I just like the word. I just, for the record, I'm not queefing everywhere I go.

Can you force a cleef? I can't. I can't, but I know some of my female friends. They can, like, if they just position themselves, they can just, yeah, do it. I can't do it, though. Wow. I'm too tight. No.

I'm too good. I don't know how they do it. Oh, man. Yeah, men have no party tricks. Yeah, what do you guys got going on? You make, well, you can do the farts. We have, we have a record. D. D. The funny D. We'll just be, we'll just be at Whole Foods and something will pop into our mind. Then all of a sudden, you're hard at Whole Foods. What about wet dreams? Is that happening after teens? It can. Can it? You can, I do hear it. You hear about it, Ben? It's not supposed to. I don't, like, you can, you can get a boner in the middle of the night. I think the wet, the wet dream is typically for 13 year olds. I haven't heard of it happening past 13. Yeah. Because you're not having it. Right. That's where it comes from. Okay. I do hear it.

It's very healthy, though. Like, your doctor will, will, you know, they'll be excited for you. Yeah. Sure you on. Yeah, they'll revere you. If you're like, Doc, I'm having what dreams? They would say, yes. I think the big.

Yes, it's hot. Docs, dogs are real creep. Yeah. They're like, tell me about it. Yeah. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see.

Okay, I didn't know if that would think. You look from his iPad. Prove it. Yeah. I'm a dental. I mean, I need to prescribe an at-home video to make sure that I know you're doing it right. I think the issue with men as they get over like 35 to 40 is that their testosterone plummet. And then they're not getting hard for much.

Really? And so I think that's why the doctor's like, oh, good. Like anytime, because, you know, me, I'm one of these Hollywood fuddy dutty. So I'll say to my doc like, doc, you know, maybe I need a little test. Penal replacement therapy. And she'll look at me and be like, first of all, this is a walk-in clinic. No. No, she'll say like, well, okay, you still attracted to your wife?

And I go, yeah. And she'll be like, are you able to like wake up with your kids and you don't fall asleep midday? And I go, no. And she goes, do you work out? I go, I try to. She goes, you're fine. She's like your testosterone's fine. Damn, you got to start lying.

Yeah, you got to start lying. I usually just lie for the PK. It's a painkillers. That's where I like to lie. Are we doing TRTs or anything like that in the lesbian community? Are we dosing on anything or no? I don't think so. Not that I know of.

I mean, it's all Ozempic now. It's the only thing that people are dosing on. Yes, OZempic's big in the lesbian community. I think it's just big in the community. I don't know. I'm not the mayor of lesbian bill. I think most of my friends are straight dude comics. That's lesbian.

I love it. Yeah, it's a straight dude comic. You think Jared Freed's not a lesbian? He'll love that. I'll skew. I skew very lesbian. I'm just saying, I think I have more lesbian friends than I have a lot of lesbians. I mean, yeah.

A lot. I could see it and I love that. I love that. I'm a big, I'm a big ozempic user. I just like, we love it. I think everybody's doing it. Just microtose for a minute. Yep.

It's fantastic. No, I'm my, I still am microdosing. Shoutout row. Hell yeah. Yeah. You can microdose it. Nice. Code.

Yeah, I don't know what they're doing in the lesbian community. I'm not really sure. I got to check in. But I think everybody's doing the O. We recently found a statistic that said that amongst lesbians have the highest rate of divorce. I hate the statistic. Okay, say more or less. Okay, just because we know when to leave.

No, I hate the statistic that's like lesbian relationships, lesbian marriages have a higher rate of domestic violence. Number one. Can I say that when they were polling lesbians, they were just saying, have you been prone to domestic violence? Not from your wife, but like in the past. So I think they're just asking like, but whatever, beyond that, women will report on women because we're not scared. We're not scared. You know what I'm saying? Like if you report on a man, there's a big chance you might be like, fuck you dead.

Right. Yeah. You guys seem lovely, though. No, no. I'm not scared. Josh has murdered. Josh has murdered in the past. Do you murdered a few?

He's killed. Well, you know, that's a Louis CK joke, isn't it? Like, the biggest, like, the first biggest threat to women is heart disease and the second is men. Yeah, literally. They're like the number two killer of women. Yeah. So I hate when people are like, oh, lesbians who are so violent.

I'm like, I think, you know, we just are fine to report because it's like, what are you going to do? Cry? You're going to block me? Also, these reports, who is the same person who is the same person who? who's writing the Yelp review is the one answering the census question. Yeah, who's answering these polls? Who's answering these polls?

I've never been asked. I've never been asked. I've never been asked. Even like presidential poll numbers. I'm like, who are they asking? It's never me. People at home at 11. Is it just boomers?

It's people at home at 11, so they're not at work. Right. And they're just calling up. They're excited to talk to someone. Oh, they're just old people. Some old, yeah, and just some crazies. That's the best part of TikTok now is just stumbling. go on TikTok a bunch?

Yeah. Just stumble onto somebody crazy. It's very fun. Just somebody's world that you're just invited into for a second. You're like, this is you 24-7. Have you guys stumbled on there? There's a guy who does IG Live. He's like a crooner.

And every night he does like the standard. So he'll be like, fly me to the moon. And he's like in tucks. And he looks like a throwback. The only catch is he can't say. I need to know. This is immediately. And it's so perfect other than he's tone deaf.

Oh, no. He'll be like, he'll be like, that was a beautiful ditty written by Jerome Robbins from 1975. Here's one from, otherwise it's perfect. And he's dressed up. Yeah. Wow, I got to find him. That's a fun one.

And anywhere from seven to 15 people are watching. And are they going like, good job, Jared. Yeah. They're reading them out. Hell yeah. I love a supportive community like that. where nobody's telling the truth. Except when it's so not justified.

Like when a girl posts on Instagram and I'm sorry to say, she's looked better and all of her friends slay, mama, sleigh. It's like, why are you lying to this poor girl? Yeah. Why are you gassing her up? Yeah. Like sometimes do you find that that girls are a little bit too supportive online to a fault? Same with the gays.

Gays can be too supportive. There was a time when people were fine with neo pronouns and I said we got to live in reality. What were neo, like they? No, that's fine. Oh, that's fine. I mean, that's fine. They, them is like, I've come around. You want to be that?

Robbie Hoffman has a great bit though about like how we overplayed our hand. Yes. And then there was a subset called neopronomes, which were just like kids whose parents were checked out. We're not paying attention to them. And they were like, call me frog. And I was like, I can't do a rib it. You know what I mean? Like, it's too much.

Yeah. Now we're getting into like, you know, it's not even. Now you want to be called a frog? Right. It's too much. It's too far. We got to come back. We got to reel it in.

You've seen that woman that thinks she's a dog, right? Have you seen that woman? Maybe. No. There's so many. Yeah. She thinks she's a new dog. She's like, call me dog and she walks on all fours.

I've seen some of them. Yes. Yeah. There's a few on TikTok that I like. They just run around. Shitting outside. Yeah, in the fields. There's a kid of my my son's little league team that's like, you'll be referring to me as

Mungoos. And I'm like, your name's James. Right. But I'm like, you know what? Mungoos? No problem. Right. Because he's respectful about it.

And he's... It sounded like he was pretty rude about it when he said, you'll be referring to me initially. You're going to your head. I'll call you anything as long as you're cool. Mangus. Mangus is a pretty sick nickname, by the way. It is. It's better than frog.

As long as we're all in on the joke, like if you want me to call you a frog and you go, call me frog, you mind? Like, all right. But there's serious. There's no like, this is kind of fun. It's like, I'm frog. And it's like, we can't do this. I can't.

Let's fill out those job applications. There's a difference between nickname and you being in an or thinking that you're an amphibian. Josh, what nickname did you want as a kid? Did you have like you wanted people to call you something? Slim. Slim. Slim, though. Yeah.

Did I want a nickname? I'm trying to think I didn't like... Did you have? No, when I was like 17, someone was like, anyone ever call Yeshua? And I was like, why?

And he was like, you know, like Joshua, like you're Josh, but you could go by Shua and I'm like, I love that. And so now for like the last 20 years some people call me Shua and I like it. That's kind of fun. That's it. Yeah, that's a good one.

You guys? I don't have anything. I never was... Sorry, you frogs. I was just Ben. I was Ben. I was Ben. Full name Benjamin.

Ben. I always wanted to go by. There was this kid in camp. They called him tuna. And I was like, oh my God, is that fucking sick. Why, though? I don't know. Did he smell?

I don't know. Was he fat? I think he swam like a, I think he swam well. Okay. Like a fish. Fair. Tuna. Not like he was tuna.

Was he fat? He was portly. I don't know. I think that's probably why they called him tuna. You know, you're good at swimming. There's a lot of shit they could call you. Meanwhile, he can't swim at all. They're like, they're like shark.

Yeah. They called him hippo. Dolphin, piranha. No, no. Stripe bass. Yeah, I wanted tuna. Claudia tried for a while. My wife tried to get her friends to call her juice box.

See, you can't make up your nickname. It gets sad. I know. I know, but how cool would it be to... Juicebox is a good one. Juicebox is sick. It's good, but you have to be crowned juice box. You can't, you can't go around.

It's like the frog. You can't just declare yourself. Juice box. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. hard one. This episode of the Good Guys podcast is brought to you by our friends at Quo.

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Yes. Yes. When did you realize? Not weird. To who? Oprah. When did you realize? And are you glad that you have Jim's old face and not his new face?

I have vintage J.C. face, bitch. Nineties. Wow. Is that crazy? When did you realize that? I think I was like eight. I was like eight during one of the Ace Ventura movies. And I could just pull it.

I never practiced in a mirror ever. Wow. Never, ever. I think I just have his mouth. I think that's what it. it is. I think it's just this. Because we don't have this. Like, isn't that his mouth?

It's unbelievable. I feel like I'm on the acting studio. Yeah. Oh, your dreams are listening. If you're not watching on Spotify or YouTube, you're missing out because we are here with Jim Carrey's mouth. Yes. We're here with Jim Carrey's mouth. Yeah. No, I think, yeah, when I was eight, I would just pull it for, like, friends and babysitters and I never had to practice it. And I heard it my whole life. Wow. So I'm very desensitized.

So everyone's like, doesn't it bother you? And I'm like, no, it's not new. Yeah. It's like being called gay. It's like, I've heard it my whole life. I'm good. You've made your piece. Yeah.

And have you, I should know this, but has he contacted you? No. Never. Never. And I kind of king. I think it's, I love that. Because what's he supposed to do? Like if someone, if, if, you know how celebrities will have like a lookalike online?

There's this guy that kind of looks like Adam Sandler. Honestly, it takes too far. Okay. It's a little annoying. I don't want to be like that. I'm so terrified. Because he like really, that's his whole shtick is just Adam. Yeah, where it's like, okay, now who are you?

You're never going to be him. I'm really terrified of like, I just don't want to, yeah, like Jim Carrey was such a comedic legend in my mind. I know too much about him now that I should know, like about his personal life from, you know, online people being like, oh, he's a Capricorn. I'm like, I don't even know that. But yeah, I just always wanted to be like, I hope he doesn't think I'm like milking this or like, you know.

I try to do my own comedy thing. so I have my own identity because it's like, but what's he supposed to do? If somebody had your face, somebody's like, I look like Josh Peck, would you reach out? Adrian Grenier,

he goes and he does entourage. Yeah. That's what he does with it. Would you reach out or like what? I'm like, what do you expect him to do? Who cares? Yeah,

it's always weird when someone like does a little bit of like, a testament to you or like something where they're honoring you and you're just like, thank you. Yes. Yeah. Right. What's he's, I'm like,

I don't think he, what would he? it'd be weird. And I've never personally tried to... It'd be great if you played siblings. I know. I think it'd be fun. That's kind of it.

That's fun. Yeah. That's fun. Yeah, I am 30 years younger than him, so thank you, Josh. No, no. I'm going to start moist rising today. It'd be great if you were his grandmother. I have, no, I have 30 plus year siblings.

Yeah? Yeah, yeah. That's funny. We'll do more of like... That's good. Yeah, I think, it would be fun. I mean, you could play as kid, but I feel like siblings. No, kid is weird.

It's funer. Yeah. Yeah. Or like a version of the mask where I just turn into him. And it's the M-A-S-C. Lesbian. That's good. I just, I haven't personally tried to ever get in touch with him.

I figure if, you know, I don't know what would come of that. Someone like him. If it happens organically great. He's got to find you. A singular viral video would come of that. Yeah. That's what would come of it. Right.

And then what? That's it. Yeah. So if you need it, you have it in your back pocket. But I, yeah, I mean, I'd want him to just reach out organically, not like, you know, this weird like pestering him. Thank God he's not online. Thank God he's not online.

People tagging constantly. Ugh. Celebrities that don't have Instagram, do they not have just like personal accounts where they follow people? Do you think he's just not online at all? I don't think he is. I don't know the man. I don't know.

Who knows? You're not representing him. I think he has friends. Not really his sister. Yeah. Let me call him up. Father. No, but like David Spade is commenting on my stuff.

So I'm sure like it's gotten back to him. Yeah. In a way. But like, I don't think he's online. I don't think he gives a shit. Did you think it was awesome? Did you think it was interesting recently when he got like where people were giving him shit because he accepted an award and he looked like he'd had a little bit of work done? I am so.

I'm so concerned for society. It was that dichotomy. And maybe they're not in. the same world and this is my mistake. Because I was like, for a guy who seems so enlightened and so over and passed, um, the, the temptations of the flesh, right? Fame and the need to,

I'm like, but you needed a facelift, huh? Yeah, do we buy any of that bullshit? Here's my thing. When somebody's getting on a red carpet and being like, I don't exist,

it's like, calm down. You're, you're dressed up for this event. So true. Already I'm out. You know, I'm a little cynical on that.

Yeah. Yeah. This guy's surrounded by industry people. And the fact that everyone's like, this must be a clone. I'm like, has nobody seen facework? Like Mickey Rourke?

Hello? Yeah. This is so normal. Who else recently? Little Bradley Cooper. God bless. Oh my God. Allegedly.

Barry Manelow. And this was bad, man. It was bad. Is it bad or does it need to settle? As someone who's gotten some face stuff. Yeah, but you can't tell. And I think you're not doing fillers. I just had my bags removed.

Perfect. My eye backs. I think it's the fillers. Yeah. You look great. This is very different. He does look great. You don't look touched is what I'll say.

You don't. You don't. The fillers are what's getting the men. Like, Gosling had a puffy face for a while. I think the upper blef stuff, which I think is what Jim Carrey and Barry Manilow, Bradley Cooper did.

It's weird. It looks weird. And also, guys are allowed to age. So, like, calm down. Also, you know what it is? It's really gay. a little gay. But what about Brad Pitt? Brad Pitt clearly had an allegedly had an amazing one. He's 60. Facelift? He looks spectacular. That allegedly. By the way, that's not gay. Bad work is gay.

Fillers are a little gay. I mean, clearly these guys must have paid. That's what I'm saying. You think they got a coupon face lift on Bradley Cooper. I went for a facelift in a strip mall. Yeah, I don't understand what happened to gym because I'm like, this man has access. Yeah. Also, why is everybody getting work? done. Why is everybody being worked on so close to when they need to go on a carpet? Yeah, that too. Maybe it's all the thing. Are you getting it done in the off season? Don't you have an off season to recover?

Yeah. No? I don't, and then everyone's like, Jim Carrey, he's just not the same. He's so quiet. I'm like, he's old. This is what happens when you get older. Biden he didn't always whisper. You know what I mean? He was lively at one point. Yeah, now he's like,

uh-huh. Sugar part of honey, You think he was doing that in the 40s? 8 squared plus B squared is. I can't go to Iran, man. Come on, Jack. What's the quadratic theory for Kamala's pain of my ass? Remember that debate?

They were just whisper shitting for an hour, no audience. Amazing. The moment Trump said, I don't know what he said, and I don't think he knows what he said. It was over. We should just said, fuck it. We're done. No, it was back when they were. debating golf swings.

I'm like, no, we're really, we're cooked. It's a presidential debate. He's like, we're handicapped six. They want. That's hysterical. And they're all lies. And they're all liars. Please, are you kidding me?

No, but handicaps are six. Trump was like, you're a fucking moron. You're not a handicapped six. Crazy. This is presidential debate. And they're up there like, oh, my God. Amazing. So tell us about your new special, your stand-up.

Give us a low-down. Plug away. I am so excited for this. May 14th on my YouTube. Shot it in Wisconsin. Yeah. Dead of the winter. Milwaukee, Madison. No.

Janesville. Even crazier. Where's that? Girl, I don't know. Okay. I couldn't tell you. I love Wisconsin crowds because they're professional drunks. I think it's a requirement you need a DUI before you turn 18.

So it's, you know, they're good drunks. They know how to be drunk. They're not like hecklers. They're just there to have fun. I was like, dead of winter and Jane. Innsville, Wisconsin. It was great in a little killbox, which is like, you know, a small room where, like, the laughter just has nowhere to go. So it just sounds good.

It looks good. Like the belly room at the comedy store? Yes. Yeah, super good. What a name. I'm excited about it. It's going to be fun, quick, very limited crowdwork. I don't ask anybody what they do for a living.

Probably also I'm just not great at crowdwork because I don't care about people. Like, you got to be a little, like, improvy with it. It's like, I'm just going to roast you. Yeah. What am I going to get to know you? from Jamesville. Fucking. Yeah.

I remember I was bombing so bad once in Naples, Florida, because everybody in the crowd was, I don't know, almost dead, that I started doing crowdwork with old people. And I would just be like, what medication do you take? Yeah. They love to talk about it. Yeah. I'm like, what's your blood pressure?

I don't know. Do your kids talk to you? Yeah. But other than that, I really, I'll only resort to crowdwork if I need to get out of something. This episode of the Good Guys podcast is brought to you by our friends at Home Chef. Folks, you know that feeling, okay? It's 6 o'clock, and you forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer.

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Yeah. Awesome. Awesome. Well, here's some weird news from the California post. Are women or men more likely to be gold diggers? News study reveals sinister answer. if she's made of money he's sticking like honey

can you dig cash often acts is the ultimate what jazz musician wrote this article cash often acts is the ultimate adhesive that binds a well-to-do

tycoon to a money-hungry grifter those opportunistic parasitic gold diggers whom Kanye West and Jamie Fox melodically scolded in their God the post does too much

they do too much they're trying to reach a word limit Decades later, 26 data reveals that gals aren't the only ones dating for funds. Guys are guilty of the grubbing too. So what's the answer? The guys are getting into it now? Yeah.

Dudes are just as bad. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I support women gold diggers. If you're rich and you can't realize that somebody's with you for your money, you deserve the gold digger. Boom. You know?

That's the thought to have. Yes. That's it. And then you deserve each other. Yeah. Like, I'm deep. I just watched The Real Housewives of Beverly Hill. reunion last night. Let me tell you. Erica Jane, you know, you both know this Erica

Jane. She was, she was with Mr. Tom Girardi. Okay. And they deserved each other. I'm here listening. She's like, I got caught, $25 million in fraud, all this stuff, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's like, you were with him for his money. You got access to his money. He made his money doing some illegal shit. And he, like, I really hope that your life gets a lot easier. But when I see a situation like that, I'm like, that's kind of what happens when you marry a tycoon. I also wish they were. people would just be honest about it. Because at any time, like housewives, especially when they're married to some old fart, they're just like, I just love him.

And just like, just say that you love money. It's okay. Everyone knows. Or say that you love him. You love him because he's rich. Yeah. You can still love someone because they're rich. Maybe they do love them, right?

But it doesn't have to be their heart. Right. You love financial security. Maybe you grew up incredibly insecure about money. All of a sudden, this person makes you secure that. you love them. Right. Like it's not.

So, yeah, I'm totally with you. Yeah. I'm pro gold digger. I love gold diggers. Ben is, you know, a maher, you know, provider. And his wife is also a badass provider, maher. I've never been with anybody who makes a lot of dough. I don't know what that would feel like.

Oh, interesting. Yeah. The thing that's hard or interesting is I've, I wonder if it would have been different. When me and my wife met, we were 20. and 18. We were babies. Right? So I think it's a little bit different being courted by somebody who's rich. You're not a gold digger if you meet someone and they're not rich. You're a gold digger if that person's already rich and you're being courted and you can't see that you're being corded and they're buying you Chanel bags and playing tickets. If you're like a 60 year old dude who's got

like a gut and you're pulling a 21 year old hottie, don't you know? Like they're aware, right? Yeah. It's all just like, can we just call it what it is? Yeah, yeah. No, you're aware. I would be turned off by somebody gold digging personally. Right. Wouldn't you? I don't know. I'm just like that.

I would be like, I know what this is. This is not. You don't really care about me. What about the reverse? What if you're the sugar baby? Is someone under, right? I can't do it either. I know, but is it less bad?

If someone's like, I know what I'm doing here. Like, I love being around you. I love your energy. And I can provide you with a great life. If that by chance is more important to you than a soulmate. Yeah, I'm out. I would rather be with a lesbian of you I know

I just think like I just can't personally sleep or like kiss anybody even kiss somebody that I'm not into well kissing's very intimate yeah but this is what I'm saying you have to do all of it you're gonna be all the crevices

oh boy you gotta hit him up Erica said in this reunion last night that one time Tom Gerardi didn't speak to her for six weeks well that's a blessing that's nice this is called

emotional abuse and manipulation You never want our little break, Ben. Six weeks. Come on. I need a breather. Do you have alone time? Not with a baby. 10 months, one year?

God, you guys aren't seeing a lone time. I got plenty. You have plenty of alone time, Ben. What's a 10 month? Well, you have a year old. What do they do? My alone time? Seriously, my alone time is when I work and I try to play golf once a week.

That's my alone time. Which is seven hours on a Sunday. Yes. Yes, it is. What are you a golfer or you hate golf? Which one is it? No. I always see those of the ladies are like,

my husband's out playing golf and it's his hobby and I support him, but he's gone for all day. By the way, where are we supposed to go? The course is an hour and 15 minutes away. Yeah. How can I, you have to account for travel time? She needs an all day hobby. Yeah.

I can't have lunch. No, Mark can't have 18 beers on the green? I'm hungry. Yeah. I'm hungry. Mark Barberg says you're just avoiding your family that you can play 18 holes in about two hours. Ooh, you're not speed running.

By the way, all that you need to do is B. Mark Wahlberg, belong to a million and a half dollar club and get the 7 a.m. tea time and you can do it for sure. Yeah. If you hop in any time after seven, he gets off first. That's what it is. Of course. If you get off first.

Of course himself. Which is an impossible tea time to get. All of the Alta Cockers at all of these freaking country clubs, they all have the first tea time. Okay. And they are slow. And then the fastest ones are still slow. Yeah.

Slow. Yeah, because they're oldest shit. Okay? They're Biden six handicapped. There should be golf courses for age. They should split up ages. Yeah, and race. Sorry.

Sorry, sorry. That's so funny. They already do that. I had a very, like, upsetting moment when I, we were in the desert over Easter weekend. And my father-in-law and, and, all of the men and my wife's family are big golfers, right? I've heard them talk about it for the last 15 years. I've been part of the family.

I know they've been playing for 40 years, and they're all good. So my son loves playing. He's seven years old. He loves tagging along. So I was like, you know what? I've never been on a golf course. I've never walked a golf course. I'm like, they're like, oh, it's a nine hole scramble.

So it's going to be really quick. Right. It's not traditional rules. And I was like, I'll walk it. I'll be my son's catty. So I'll carry Max's bag and I'll watch. and I'll watch him play and just like hang out. I like the outdoors and I love getting steps.

Let me tell you something. You walked. I was like, this was so, this was one of the most disheartening things I've ever done. First of all, it took forever waiting on people is trash. I was like, this sucks. It's like bowling, dude. Secondly, I said, you've all spoken about this fucking game for as long as I've known you. You all suck.

I was like, yeah, and I know you're good. Yeah. And you're this committed. Yeah. And after 40 years, this is how good you are. 40 years. But I know they're good. They really are good.

But it's still not impressive to watch. It's not. No. And no cart. You don't have a cart. Because no. Why? Josh, it's not impressive to watch.

You ever, you ever film yourself skiing thinking you're going really fast? And then you watch it back. Okay. That's what it is. Okay. You're good relative to the people around. you, if you golf cart, you never get in a groove and then you get no steps. And then it's really

just... You don't cart either? I walk. I walk. You guys are crazy. It's just as fast. But it's fun to get... The thing is, it's not because they have all these settings on it. It beeps when you go in the wrong place. It stops when you go in the wrong place. You're at 15 miles an hour tops. Sure, you put a little corvette on the course. You're in business. Although golf courses I've been on the walks are brutal. So between holes. Yeah. Yeah.

No, that's a car. You need to take a cart there. You're carrying the thing like a caddy? It's a shre. Yeah, I was, I was, but you know, he's got his own many, many ones. But they also had, um, the little like push carts. Yeah, which makes it more reasonable. Yeah.

Have you seen quickly before we get off this, the push carts, they've had innovation. Okay. They have these push carts that are autonomous. You have something in your pocket. It follows you. It walks ahead of you. if it knows the course. It goes up hills, downhills, around autonomous push carts.

Genius. Future is now, baby. Genius. The future is now. Hell yeah. We got them. Love it. We got them.

Ben, should we do a moron mail? Let's do a moron mail. Moron mail is we call our listeners the morons. We're all morons. We're all right. We started this by talking about how Louisville, you guys, Jesus, New York, LA. We're really nuts.

Will will. So people write in and let me pick a good one. Oh, this is a good one. Okay, subject certified fatty always hot. Hi, Josh and Ben. I'm a certified fatty. And every time I go to someone's house, I get hot. I start to sweat a little bit and become uncomfortable.

As a guest at someone's house, is it rude of me to ask people to turn down their AC? With my closest friends and family, I have no problem asking. But when I'm at a regular friends or acquaintance, I get too shy to ask. What do you think? Am I nuts? You have no option.

How cold are we talking, number one? If you're really, if you're, if you're really beefy, you might need it at 60. That's insane. Yeah, can't live like that. No. Yeah. You got to get a district bypass. I mean, yeah, you got to get on the O.

You got to step outside. That's crazy. Should I turn down my AC? Oh, no, you should get gastric bypass. Stay full your stomach. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. I don't, if the house is hot, if it's somebody's 80s, sure.

Yeah. But if you're getting in the 60s, that's a you problem. You got to figure it out. Start coming over naked. The test is the window test. You crack a window. If you feel significantly better, it was too hot in there. Yeah.

Otherwise, you're the problem. Yeah, I have a feeling he's stepping in houses that are like 71 degrees. It's a nice temperature. It's a little chilly for me, but I'll take it. I operate at 68. What? Your poor child. 68.

My son sleeps at 62. It's like he's in Russia in the winter. We're prepping. Just in case, we ever have to go home. Night, night, night, Rubin. Your sheepskin for a sweet slumber. Our wedding nuts moment of the week are gripes with people, places, and things, both big and tall,

whatever, sticking in your craw. We'll go first, so you have a moment to think about it. Anything works? Ben, you want to take us away? Any complaining? We were talking about Starbucks before, let me tell you, these lids are faulty, okay? These lids are faulty.

What do you, not to your trillion dollar corporation. I shouldn't fear that if I pick it up by the top, that it's just going to, the bottom's just going to fall out. I caught it. I caught my coffee this morning. You know how fucking lucky I was. that my entire venty iced coffee didn't end up on my new new balances. My brand new.

You see these? You see these? Did they send those? Oh my God. Your news. They're stained. What the fuck is on the toe? It's probably coffee.

I don't even know where this. It's coffee. Can you see it? This is absurd. That's a big stain, bud. That's huge. You must up. You better take that up with the coffee shop.

These are brand new. It's like I queefed on my, on my shoe. You're quefe and shit. But yeah. Just get better lids. What are you nuts? What are you nuts? Is that what you say afterwards?

Wait, what are you nuts? It's a danger field. I like it. That's what we say. What are you nuts? No. What are you nuts? Do you love Dangerfield?

I do. I do love Dangerfield. I thought he was great. R. He's on every fucking comedy club, by the way. That's my very thing about comedy club. That could be my fucking gripe. Go for it.

Comedy clubs. I was going to do one, but let me tell you. Comedy clubs put up head shots of Jerry Seinfeld from 1982. Yeah. And I'm like, can we update this? This is fucking great. Crazy. Totally.

Can we at least get, you know, Ellen DeGeneres from 2003 up there? Yeah. The headshots are absurd. And then it'll be like Dangerfield, which is great. But like, it's not modern. Yeah, move on. There's three women on there and it's all just Joan Rivers. Queen.

Queen. But I'm sure there's been other female comics. Yeah. Where's Paula Poundstone? Where is Pee? We need Pee. See that. What are you nuts?

All right. It feels anti-Semitic when you do it. I love Jews. What was my, oh, okay, listen, my Woody-Nuts moment is

if the restroom at your coffee shop, your place of business has a code, make with the code. Okay? Don't make me chase you for the code. I get it. You want to keep out the race. riffraff, the vagrants, but I gotta go pee-pee, okay?

So don't make it like I'm bothering you. Let's go, code now. What are you nuts? Make with the code. Now, what are you saying code now? Like when you order? Yeah, like just if I, because sometimes it'll be hard to. You gotta hound them.

Yeah, I got to, I'm chasing you for the code. Excuse me. Yeah. If you even see me look around once, go 4792. Right. Great. Perfect. Yeah.

You're right. Yeah. It should be a better process for that because it's real embarrassing to Make with the code. I know. It's really embarrassing to like hound the barissa. Not fun. And then they're mad.

They're like, it's 4348. I mean, you know. How didn't you know 4348? It's like, okay. Yeah. Relax. I've been going into Starbucks lately and not just in nice areas. I think they're starting to like say, you know what?

Anybody can go in whenever. They're taking the codes away. Yeah, I think it's, you know. It's open. It's insane. Let them do heroin in the bathroom. Life is hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll shit next to them. I don't care. It doesn't bother me. All gender bathroom, all habits. I don't care. I waited about 10 minutes for a bathroom and I'm like, some bad's happening in there. And then a guy walked out and just a cloud of crystal meth to smoke hit me in the face. And I was like, free me.

You're like, come back. And I also was like, I knew not from doing it. He was smoking in there? Yeah, but I did know like how bad. he must be feeling right now, seeing like this line. Yeah. And I just was like, I'm going to trigger him. So on his way out, I just went.

And he was like, and then went behind and made coffee for everyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Plug your special. Plug anything. We loved having you on the show. Thank you. Thank you.

So fun. Love it. You're great. You're great. Guys. Love it. The special is called All Right. See ya.

It's on my YouTube. Heather Shaw Comedy comes out May 14th. Go see it, you queers. And quefe it up. Go see it, you queers and creep it up, folks. This is episode of five stars. Otherwise, Woody and you nuts. Otherwise, what are you nuts?

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