Good Guys - Lady Sitting with Justin Sylvester
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The following podcast is a dear media production.
I'm Josh Peck.
And I'm Ben Safer.
And we're the good guys.
There's a lot of guys out there.
And we're the good ones.
I don't think that you need an introduction, but Justin Sylvester, just like the most
unbelievable person ever.
Yes.
Shut up.
And just like movie star, TV star.
So many jobs.
You have many jobs.
Yeah, but not many paychecks.
Like I'm at the point where I have so many jobs, but not a lot of paychecks.
That's unfortunate.
What are we going to do about that?
Do you want to call out your rep?
Right?
Let's do it.
What are you at CAA?
You're somewhere.
No, I'm at UTA.
And I'm obsessed.
I love them.
They're so great.
And you know, there's this thing in Hollywood.
When you're trying to make it, everyone says, just say yes.
Just do it.
Put yourself out there.
Someone else is going to see you, you know, from these jobs.
And I'm at the point in my life, 37, I'm not doing free shit anymore.
No.
You're too famous for that.
I'm done.
You're too famous.
That's a blessing and a curse.
That's a blessing and a curse.
Blessing and a curse.
Okay.
I'm not famous, which means I still have my privacy,
but I'm not famous enough to give free shit.
Yeah.
What?
I know.
Get in the DMs, please.
I know.
We'll teach you the ways.
Thank you.
I mean, the one-two punch of a softer peck DM,
it's over.
At a minimum, I can guarantee that after this podcast,
you will be sponsored by Nordstrom rack.
Because I have a Nordstrom rack story,
and they're just going to come flocking,
and they're going to say, I need to sponsor Justin,
even though I don't know if they sell Versauchin.
No, but you know what they do sell is these pants,
because I got them at Nordstrom rack.
Really? Yes.
Fantastic. You know where I got this?
Where at? Northam rack.
Okay. You know where I got these?
North from rack. North from rack.
Do you know why?
Hold on.
Do you know why? Why?
Because Claudia and I, Justin and I were just in Mexico.
Yes. So everybody's context. And Claudia and I brought matching away suitcases.
She went to New York. I went to L.A. She went with my back. I went with her back.
So I have so many panties and I had no clothing. So I ran off the fucking plane. So I ran off the fucking
plane when I landed trying to get to this mall that Josh recommended and I was going to close
and I looked to my right like it was a gift from God and there was Nordstrom fricking rack and I ran
into Nordstrom rack tore up the place Vince Page wait stop telling people about it stop telling
people no we're telling them that no no see no no no no you don't need to gate keep Nordstrom
I do especially on a Wednesday because that's when they stock it here yes this so you go at like 12 o'clock
on a Wednesday, they stock it on Wednesday mornings.
Nordstrom Rack is my biggest secret in L.A.
And I want to post it, but I'm scared.
I'm just going to like, I'm going to fuck it up for myself because you get such great stuff there.
By the way, it's a stuff you see at stores.
It's fantastic stuff.
And now they will be stocking you.
You will be getting a paycheck because we do nothing for free on this show.
Northsurrack, if you want us to air this, send us a check.
Otherwise, we're cutting it.
Yeah.
But the truth is with Nordstrom Rack here.
It is what you see in the store, but it's just in a color no one bought.
There's no blacks, whites, or gray.
It's like, oh, I guess burgundy could be good on me.
I like a salmon.
Just random oranges.
Yes, and this 11 might fit like an 11 and a half on the right foot, but I don't care.
I love it.
Half my stuff from Edie does cups from Nordstrom rack.
And I feel like at like regular Nordstrom's, this part of the shirt is still the waffle.
You know?
Yeah.
Like this strip is Nordstrom-Ract.
So basically, you're saying it's one of a kind.
It's one of a kind.
Like all of us.
Yes.
Right?
One of a kind.
So tell us about this fancy weekend you guys just spent together in Mexico.
Well, are you allowed?
We said it.
We did NDA before we came.
I never mind.
We transitioned.
We transitioned.
It was bougie.
By the way, I'm only flying for booge.
You were on a, you're on an NDA vacation.
Yeah.
Basically.
Yeah.
Wow.
Those best vacations.
That's like Epstein level.
It's the best.
It was on Epstein's Island.
Yeah.
By the way, we're on like, we're adjacent to, what's that guy who used to own Girls Gone
Wild who can't come here anymore?
Joe Francis.
Puntumina is Joe Francisville.
Yes.
Because that's where he can't, you know, he can't leave.
I'm just saying everybody's complaining about being on that list.
Like, you got to be really famous to be on the list.
It's crazy.
Like, put me on the list.
That means I've made it.
Right?
I have made it.
I can't.
not believe, like, first of all, you, I can't even talk about you, but you right here in
front of me, speaking of made it, I would in the movie sit next to this dude, I'm on a date,
and, you know, everyone was like, Oppenheimer's like three hours. So, you know, I had a Celsius
at 8 p.m., which is, you know, which is basically, you know, you ramped up on fimpin.
Was it an early date to Oppenheimer? Like, had you guys just started? Interesting date night.
No, it was interesting date night. Yeah. So I'm sitting in Oppenheimer.
coming out of my clothes because I had a Celsius to stay awake
for this three-hour movie.
And lo and behold, you pop up on the screen
and I squill like a bitch.
I'm like, ah!
And this guy's like, what happened?
I'm like, oh, I know that guy.
I know that guy.
He's like, you work in entertainment news.
You know all those guys.
I'm like, yeah, but I know this guy.
It's different.
I know this guy.
And the movie was phenomenal.
Was amazing.
I watched it twice.
and I was, congratulations.
Thank you.
You want a Golden Globe.
I guess technically I'm Golden Globe winning to Jason,
and I love that Justin seen it twice.
Ben, how many times you've seen it?
Yeah, I haven't seen it.
Here's the problem.
My co-hosts.
It's the shit.
My brother.
Yeah.
Don't pay him to me.
My platonic love mate.
Every time I tried to see it in movies, it was sold out.
New York theaters were crazy,
and then it just, now the only movies I watch are on planes.
I watched basketball diaries recently.
It came out in 1997.
Like I just watched Barbie and I literally wanted to fucking take needles and put them in the house.
That fucking movie was such hot garbage.
And I'm just saying if, oh yeah, now that's my take.
And if Oppenheimer needs to be on the fucking on Delta, I would have seen it right.
I'm going to watch it.
I'm going to watch it tonight.
Okay, but here's the problem.
God damn.
I take it back.
I'm going to watch it tomorrow.
No, no, no.
Oh, wait.
I'm coming over dinner tomorrow.
Can we watch it?
With me?
Yeah.
We're going to watch.
We're going to sit there.
You, you're two beautiful sons and your wife.
We're going to watch the wackness.
I've seen it three times.
We're going to watch Aubinheimer and we're going to watch the whackness.
You want to come over?
No, no, no, no.
I don't even want to come over to my house.
How old are you kids?
They are one in five.
Not doing it.
I'm not coming over until those kids can shake a martini.
Really?
Yes.
You're not a big kid's person.
You know what?
I am a kid's person.
I do love kids.
But.
So they can shake a martini.
I'm not coming to your house.
You're going to be like, oh yeah, that's just a one-year-old made a mess.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Like I told you, I'm only coming over to the bouch.
Wow.
You know what?
I can respect when people are like, I'm good without kids.
Like, I have friends who were great friends of mine in my life.
And once I had kids, they were like, deuces, this was fun.
And I'm like, really?
You're not in my life anymore?
They're like, oh, no.
And it's just clear.
No, they come back.
You know, I was a nanny for years.
They come back.
I was a nanny for years.
I respect kids.
I respect people with kids.
However, and I'm going to get a lot of hate for this.
Good. Kid germs are some of the hardest germs you have ever touched in your life.
I can go to Coachella for three days, make out with six random men in a human tent, and come back cool.
The minute your one-year-old sticks his finger from his mouth to mine, I am bucked.
I am taking down.
We've spoken about those exact germs way too many times on the show.
We've made the exact same call about kids' germs being so freaking strong.
got so much hate
so you won't get hate
No, no.
We already got the hate
But by the way,
why are we getting hate for
something that's true?
No, it's crazy.
Kids germs are crazy.
It's brilliant.
I'm going up you on that.
I'm going to up you on that.
Why does every two-year-old
sound like they smoke Newport
and the minute they cough,
they turn your direction
to look you in the eye
so you know that they cough.
Yeah.
It's deep.
It's deep.
Teach your kids how to cough.
You guys are very insensitive
and I will say
that my son right now
has something called Fifth's disease
which sounds like
it's from fucking Lord of the Rings.
It's called slap cheek syndrome and it's just some random thing.
Wait, wait, this is different from hand mouth.
They're gonna say, the same person who named foot cheek, hand foot mouth.
What the fuck is?
What kind of name is that?
Hand foot mouth actually sounds very innocent and it's just massive boils.
It just like surround the child's face.
Terrible.
It is, no, no, it is wild.
It's like monkey box.
I'm telling you right now, when I was a nanny, I had this woman called me in the middle of the night.
frantic. She was like, I need you to get here. Asap, I don't know what to do. And I opened that door.
And she was like, I'm not going in there. And I was like, this child better look like Linda Blair in the
motherfucking exorcist because for you to act like, does she have cholera? Like, what is going on?
I like walking there and I'm like, oh, she does have cholera. This is cholera. Handfoot, whatever that
shit's called is no joke. Oh, yeah.
So what does Max have?
It's called FIS disease.
It's NBD.
It basically is just like when kids get little viruses, it can manifest in a rash.
So it's a rash on his cheeks, but it's literally big red cheeks.
Don't worry.
We're two weeks out.
Everything's fine.
I can't pass it to you guys.
No, no, you're good.
You're good.
I just, you know.
Red cheeks.
I don't look good with red cheeks.
I'm not going to red cheeks.
No, I like, I get very, I end up looking like Rosie O'Donnell.
Like when my cheeks get too red, I look like Taylor-Strecker.
It is what it is.
You know, I just, I'm just black.
So I stay this like, you know.
Just gorgeous color.
You know what I mean?
Like gorgeous.
You know, sometimes like, you know, is this like a PG-13 type thing?
This is a rated R.
This is rated R.
You know, it's so funny because like, you know, growing up in Louisiana, you know,
was a church girl for a long time and then moving to West Hollywood in Los Angeles, like,
all you white men are kinky.
You know what I mean?
You're like, y'all are some kinky-ass people.
So, you know, I had to warn, you know, these, you know, I date outside my race all the time.
So I'm like, listen, you can't choke me like you be choking everybody else because once he turns red, you release the grit.
Like, I'm not, don't wait until I'm blue.
Yeah.
Because if I get to blue, we're too late.
That's a public service announcement.
Yeah, you better call Mariska Hargerton because, like, you just assaults to me right here.
Okay.
Like, this is not a good thing.
But it's, I like being black.
Yeah.
Yeah, what, it seems awesome.
I love being black.
Tell us more about that.
Cut that, cut that, I love being black.
Being black seems awesome.
Yeah.
It really is.
It's so awesome.
Title, Marshall.
Yeah, that'll be the people headline tomorrow.
Josh Peck, being black seems awesome.
It really is.
My friend Gregory is from Louisiana, and he said that during the summer, there are termite
swarms where lights will become engulfed in swarms of termites.
Is this fake news?
No, that's real.
It's locust.
Locus.
Also in the summer in Louisiana.
Biblical.
Yeah, no, no.
It's wild.
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Also in the summer in Louisiana, the last day of school, I remember like fourth, fifth, and sixth grade, what they would do is they would have a seminar.
Like there was a fair.
But in order to get an affair, you had to take this heat preparedness five-minute course.
And there was like a dummy on the ground.
And they would say, okay, if your friend passes out from heat stroke, grab the hose and hose them down from and flip them and hose them.
And the amount of times I had to use that technique because you don't really.
realize like 110, 105 degrees with 100% humidity.
Right.
Oh my God.
You're doing 69 with the devil at that point.
Yes.
Like, it is hot.
It's happening.
It's happening.
Yes.
So growing up in the South, like, when a heat wave hits L.A.
And everyone like, it's 94 record temps.
I'm like, 94, bitch.
That's the midsummer's night dream.
Wow.
69 with the devil.
I almost think like reverse cowgirl with the devil.
Because you know what?
The breath wouldn't be.
Right.
It wouldn't be coming this way.
You know what I mean?
No.
In the summer, in July, man, you have never in your life
felt anything like it.
I had a girlfriend who was like, I'm going to film a movie.
Like, I'm up for a role.
And it films in Louisiana.
I'm like, oh my God, girl, New Orleans.
Ooh, these dudes are about to be all over you.
Yes.
She was like, yeah, I can't wait.
I'm gonna wear this.
I'm gonna wear that.
I'm gonna do my hair.
I'm gonna be like, Diane Lane and blah blah blah.
And I'm like, oh yeah, where are you living?
She was like, oh, I'm living in the French Quarter.
I'm like, oh my God.
When you leave, she was like, July 1st.
I was like, so what you're going to do is you're going to call your agent
and you're going to back out of this goddamn film.
Because first of all, you're going to sweat your ass off.
You won't leave the house, and you will never look the way you think you're going to look.
It's that hot.
It's that humid.
Damn.
It's crazy.
And the problem is, too, with movies.
Like, I've worked on things where I was once doing this movie in Canada
where we couldn't wear clothes to accommodate the weather.
Because otherwise, you would be like in North Face Parkas.
So they're like, no, no, no, you need to look cute.
We need to, like, triple layer you.
And we'll put a thermal and a flannel.
I'm like, babe, I need high-tech fibers.
I need that Gortex.
And they're like, no, no, no, you have to look normal.
And so literally, I'm looking at the crew who look like they're on the top of Everest.
And I'm in, like, a thin member's only jacket.
And I'm like, end me now.
Kill me now.
I love a rich white man.
I need Gortex.
I need that fiber.
I need that fiber.
Get me that north face.
I'm like, okay.
Yeah, give me that wall.
You got money.
Oh, that Disney.
That Nickelodeonium money's coming through.
That's the funniest thing you've ever said.
Do you know?
What?
There's no money.
There's not no money?
There's no residuals on kids' TV.
What?
Fun fact.
He was fucked.
I'm over it.
Oh, yeah.
No.
It's fine.
They only robbed me in my childhood.
Did your parents rob you?
No, no.
Okay, at least you have that.
Because I only had one parent, so it was like a 50-50 chance, and she turned out to be great.
Oh, my God.
At least you have that.
Shout out, Barb.
Thanks, Mom.
Hey, Barb, because, you know, I talked to a lot of people, especially child actors,
who have a lot of them have that story of their parents kind of sort of rob.
And then before that whole law came in to effect and even figuring out ways to get around that law.
And I don't know.
I mean, my mom locked me in a house a few times to go to the club, which, you know, I got over, but not really.
Yes.
I couldn't imagine having to move on with my life knowing that she stole millions for me.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Oh, it would be over.
I'm still holding on to the fact that on my 11th birthday,
my mom asked me what kind of birthday party I wanted,
and I set a young and the restless birthday party.
Wow.
That's true T.
And she made me have a Cowboys and Indians party,
and that shit still comes up in therapy.
So I could only imagine what $500,000 would have done to my relationship.
My friend for his 13th birthday party, his bar mitzvah,
had a Bet Midler-themed bar mitzvah,
and then he proceeds to tell me,
And then he came out at 24.
I said, no, you came out at 13.
You came out at 13.
I can't imagine how fun that bar mitzvah was.
Oh, it's amazing.
Yeah.
Beaches themed.
Bar mitzvahs are already amazing.
But plus a coming out party.
Just fantastic.
And now that I'm thinking about bar mitzvahs, my mom, like parents' best people in the world,
that said, where is my bar mitzvah money?
Where is that bar mitzvah money?
Where is that bar mites for money?
I got checks.
You got made off.
I got checks, and I'm just saying I don't have them.
You don't have them.
Damn.
No.
I don't.
I don't have to you.
You know, I didn't know about this bar mitzvah thing until I moved to L.A.
And honestly, like, I worked for some of the nicest Jewish people ever.
I worked for Kyle Richards for five years.
She's a Jew?
No.
She's a Jew.
The Hylansky's Jewish.
The Hylansky is Jewish?
No.
Not the Hilton's.
The Umanski's are Jewish.
But her sister is saying, correct.
Yes.
And by the way, like, she practices.
Like, there is temple.
It's like, yeah, Rosh Hashanah, please get out the house.
We have, like, people coming over for, you know, Shabbat.
Like, I learned about everything.
Although I thought a lot of day with vodka when I first started.
But the money, people shout out for bar mitzvahs in L.A.
Like, I'm embarrassed to invite anyone to my wedding.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's moms outdoing moms.
That's all that.
It's like a competition.
Like, who can out do who?
And themes.
And themes.
Yeah.
My theme is the Knicks.
Claudius was Color Me Cloudy, so it was all like colors.
Claudius was a big, like Claudius was basically like that.
Oh, wow, she had a bougie one.
Country Club.
We just rewatch the video in Utah.
How much? How much money?
Oh, that's a great question.
I don't know.
Over 50?
Probably.
Oh, 100.
Wow.
And that was in the mid-2000s.
Yeah.
I don't know how much, but definitely some good dough was spent at the country club,
bougie affair.
And I hope she got her checks.
Like, I don't know.
Damn, your mom really did you dirty.
Yeah, even though.
And by the way, she listens to every episode.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
By the way, keep it.
Keep it money.
But where to go?
Mine was $12,000, and it was in an Italian restaurant, the reception and the ceremony, because we're going to not move.
And Bucco de Bebo?
Close.
Bucutabbo adjacent.
And my mom and I did a 45-minute show mid-Barmitza.
Wow.
It was terrible.
It was terrible.
What do you mean a 45-minute show?
Oh, my God.
We started with something familiar, something peculiar.
Wait.
Something from a comedy.
Hold on.
Yeah, it's awful.
You became a man by singing 45 minutes to show tunes with your mom.
Dude, she's saying you're my best boy in front of all my homies.
It was damaging.
Listen, listen.
Look, I went to weddings.
I used to plan weddings.
You did?
Yeah, I started as a wedding planner when I was like 14 years old.
I worked with this wedding planner.
I literally devoted every weekend of my life to her from 14 until 19.
and I did some of the most fabulous weddings in Louisiana.
And one time I did this wedding.
And how I got the name the lady sitter was I would always be with the brides and the bridesmaids.
That was my job.
I would make sure they were in hair and makeup,
make sure that they were all taken care of,
making sure they were in the place where they needed to be.
That was my jam.
And one time I went into the room to check on the mother of the bride,
mother of the groom actually, and she had on a dress.
And I said, is that the dress you wearing for the wedding?
Who?
Oh.
And she said, yeah, that's a dress I'm wearing for the wedding.
I was like, you're wearing a wedding dress.
And she said, I don't care.
This is my day.
Oh, my.
And I said, I want to see when you, I'm going to walk you to your daughter-in-law.
I'm going to escort you, make sure you make it there safe.
Because you're not coming back in one piece.
And walked her up to the daughter-in-law, and he said, he said,
It was the wedding held for 35 minutes until she put on the dress that she was supposed to wear.
It was the most epic throwdown I have ever seen in a church in my life.
What is wrong with people?
Like, it's crazy.
Like, I can't even, like, begin to go through her thought process of buying that dress, wearing that dress, having the gall to look you in the face that it was her day.
Right?
Like, it's crazy.
And the worst part was that she looked hot.
She looked so hot in the dress, which was going to, like, freak everybody out.
It was just terrible.
Oh, it was the highlight of my life, though.
It really was.
I was going to ask how you got the lady sitter name, so now it makes sense.
That's what it was.
I was the lady sitter at weddings.
Wow.
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Lady sitting at weddings, ran into this woman named Ali Landry, who was a model slash actress.
Sure. She was like the first Doritos girl. Varsity Blues? No, she was. Remember she was the, she was on the show called
Eve, but you remember back in the day when the Doritos, the thing would open and the Doritos
would fly out and the girl would hit the splits and catch Doritos?
Yes.
That was her.
She was from my hometown.
She was in one of the weddings that I did, actually, too, invited me to live with her in L.A.
was like, oh, I have this, like, you know, friend who needs an assistant, come today.
And I was like, I'm not sure.
She was like, no, come today.
You'll love her.
Started working for Kyle Richards.
Worked for Kyle Richards for five years.
Thought I was going to get into management.
So I kind of sort of hooked these kids up with a kind of like a meeting with this producer.
And then six months later, rich kids of Beverly Hills was on air on E.
Produced that for two seasons.
Wow.
Went to EJ. NYC in New York.
And I'll never forget this for the rest of my life.
On the plane ride back, I had this thought process that, hey, I'm 29.
I'm turning 30 in November.
This is six months.
Maybe I should try for this on-screen thing.
I wanted it, but I just never thought it was possible.
But let me see if I can get the hosting job, a small one.
And if not, I'm going to just get a job with a 401k and health insurance.
So when I landed, I started making phone calls, trying to figure it out.
I got Daily Pop the day before my 30th birthday.
Wow.
November 7th.
Wow.
Yeah.
It was wild.
And you did Daily Pop for five years?
Five years at 5.30 in the morning.
So walk us through that because I'm fascinated with Daily Entertainment.
Because it's like a news show kind of, but more pop.
Yeah.
What's that schedule?
So you're in studio at 530 every day?
So my show came on at 8 first.
So my first meeting was at 530.
Then I would get into hair and makeup by 615, 630.
Research, you know, from 630 to 745.
I was on set, ready to go.
8 to 9.
It was bumping.
Then the corporate America kicks in.
They want you to stay there for another four hours.
Oh, you know what I mean?
Which is crazy.
Oh, it was crazy.
For what?
Just to sit.
To chill.
Just for bullshit.
Yeah.
You know, to say you were there for eight hours.
But you know, it was really, really fun and interesting.
As much as, you know, at 30 years old, you don't want to be up at 5.30 in the morning or have
to wake up before the sun comes up.
Every day knowing you were going to talk about a different thing and meet really cool
people.
Like, you know, we had you on the show for so many times.
It was kind of amazing.
It was rewarding.
It was phenomenal.
It was the greatest.
you know, kind of master's class, because I learned from a lot of people.
I had Kat Sadler, who was there way before me, who kind of taught me everything.
And then Lonnie Love came on, you know, had Lonnie Love on the show for almost eight months.
Like, that was like a master's class in like comedic timing.
And it was just like a really cool experience.
And how do you contend with, because you hear this from talk show people a lot,
which is like sometimes you're getting guests that you're so excited to chat with.
And sometimes you're getting real drips, real people you don't want to talk to.
You're not, and you have to fiend interests, right?
Yeah, but you know what?
I love a drip.
Why?
I like a drip.
So what?
Did you get to talk more?
No, not because I get to talk more.
Because I love when like, just sit and look pretty.
Right?
No, I love when a publicist comes up to me after and said, wow, you really got a lot out of it.
You know what I mean?
But my whole thing before my show, I always did this.
You know, there was three.
people on the show. The girls were always in hair and makeup, trying to get their outfits right.
I didn't care about that kind of stuff. I would always spend 15 minutes in a dressing room just
talking to whoever was on the show that day because obviously they made it. You know,
you're on this show. They booked you on E. And it was normally people I admired.
Honestly, it was normally people I admired. And I always sat with him for 15 minutes, just shooting
the shit. Talking about Law & Order. Remember that episode of Law & Order you were on 30 years ago?
Right. And I love it.
that moment connecting with people.
So when someone came out as a guest,
the first 90 seconds is you trying to connect with that person,
which is why I'd feel so dry.
But we already did that in the first 15 minutes.
We have inside jokes now.
So that's what I really did.
So I love to drip because I always got them to drop.
You know what I mean?
I was a drip to drop.
I got the drip to drop.
Did we just come up with that now or is that a phrase?
No, I just came up with that.
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Getting the drip to drop.
Wow. Not terrible. No, it's good.
It's not terrible. And you do a lot of red carpets as well, right?
Mm-hmm.
And what's the art of that?
Oh, red carpets are really tough.
I bet. Do you want to put publicists and headlocks?
No. Why do they all? It was so funny. I did an award show the other day where I was presenting, and I'm standing at the valet after, and I just see this nice woman waiting for her car.
And I go, you have a client here tonight? And she's like, you can tell them a publicist. I'm like, yeah.
Yeah. Totally.
You all have a uniform and an air about you.
And some of them are brilliant.
And many of them are just like, they're literally their mini bodyguards.
Oh, 100%.
Right?
And by the way, a lot of them are just looking ahead.
And I respect that.
They're looking ahead and trying to do the least amount of work possible.
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I had a publicist come up to me one time at a junket, and it's like this huge junket.
And when you're a reporter in your first few years, you know, your producer gives you a list of questions.
Like, don't, it's like, don't come home unless you get these, basically.
And I sat down and the publicist comes in and when I say A-list, I mean fucking A-list.
And her publicist comes in and she goes, don't ask her about the divorce, don't ask her about her personal life, don't ask her about her kids, don't ask her about this.
And I was like, yes, what's left?
Let me just go ahead and tear this up.
Yeah.
And like, she's coming in 30 seconds.
Everyone's like fussing around her, fussing around her.
She sits down and keep in mind,
she's one of the hottest women in the world,
very intimidating, but I'm obsessed with her.
And Oprah, it's Oprah.
I'm thinking to myself, okay, I get game on.
Let's see what's going on.
And she sits down and I say, well, how the fuck are you?
Verbatim.
Because in my mind, I'm thinking,
I don't know what I'm going to talk about.
Keep in mind, like, literally this is year two into my career.
And she goes, well, you can't read.
I'm getting a divorce.
My kids are growing up.
Wow.
Like, I'm going through this thing and I'm going through this.
And I look at the publicists and my eye was like, game on, bitch.
I had the greatest interview of my life with this person.
We have the strongest connection that even today, seven years later,
when I see her, she always gives me a look like, how are you?
Wow.
Because that moment, and by the way, she's met 100 people.
You know what I mean?
And it's crazy because hundreds of people.
And it's so crazy because a lot of times the celebrity doesn't really mind going there.
It's kind of sort of the publicist to like, you know.
100%.
They're just trying to do their job.
And I respect that so much.
Because being the gatekeeper to somebody that big has got to be tough.
I mean, I tried calling you four times.
Your publicist told me to hang the cup of that phone out.
What the hell?
My publicist won't call me.
I didn't even know you had a publicist.
I took it.
Yeah, right.
I take them off payroll real quick.
Right.
They weren't following anything to you.
And it's a fear that if you don't do what the publicist says, then you are like kind of blacklist.
Oh, for sure.
No, no.
They'll hold clients from you like, you know what I mean?
So you have to kind of listen.
Yeah, but, you know, I don't mind.
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't mind.
I never want to be the.
got your person. I never want to be the person who like is that way with anyone because I know
those kind of people. I want you to know that as a journalist and as a host, I'm never trying
to get your public. I'm never trying to get the headline. I will never ever go back to E and say
this is the headline. Clip this. But I get it. A lot of times people have been caught in the
honey trap. What are celebrities doing wrong? Like what do you observe in famous people or people
you're interviewing where you're like, you don't have to do that, babe.
You're making it hard on yourself.
Where they're tiptoeing.
They're scared.
And I get it.
I get it.
Everybody's taking things out of proportion.
Everything's, you know, everyone's taking things, you know, to the next level.
I wish, I truly wish what we went back to was like inside the actor's studio where you can sit down
with somebody for 20, 30 minutes and have a full conversation.
like a full conversation
because trying to get someone
to express something in four minutes
you know, on a carpet or on a junket,
it's hard.
So I understand
you're trying to just make sure
that you are so on point
that no one can misconstrue anything.
And the only person who can really do that
really is Tom Cruise.
Yeah.
Tom Cruise is bulletproof.
Bulletproof.
Bulletproof.
You will ask him a question
and he will answer another one.
Yes.
And you'll be like,
damn, that's a greatest question.
I ever got.
Yeah.
Like,
it's crazy.
It's amazing how I was listening to, you know, Kara Swisher.
She's like a famous tech reporter, but she's interviewed everyone, Elon.
And she's like, the hardest thing, she was talking about interviewing Obama.
And she told this story on the podcast.
She said is that it's using your time intelligently because politicians speak in paragraphs
because they want to control the time.
And they know you have a hard 20 minutes.
And so if I can turn what would be 10 questions into three.
Yeah.
I win.
And she told this story on her podcast so I can tell it where she said to President Obama when he sat down because they already cut her time.
They were like, it was supposed to be 40.
Then they made it 20.
And she said, listen, you talk in paragraphs.
She's like, I'm going to be budding in a lot.
And he looked at her and said, I heard you were obnoxious.
I respect both of them for that exchange.
No, you have to like, you know, sometimes just be up front.
And I often say to people like, hey, like, is there anything like you want to promote, like some, you know, such shit?
You know what I mean?
And they're like, oh, my God, ask me about my ferret clothing line.
I'm like, fuck you.
You know, like that's.
I love chinchilla.
Oh, yeah.
Like, you make closer ferrets?
Like, you know, like, you just got to like, because a lot of times, like, people have all these side projects that, like, their publicists, you know, like, the studio does want them to talk about.
But you know what?
I'll talk about your new single.
I don't give a shit.
I want you to feel comfortable and feel like you're getting something out of this and I'm going to give it play.
And I always fought for people to get that extra play.
Like, I know you're here for Oppenheimer, but you know what?
If you got gastro issues and Tom's his paying your ass, let's go.
Thank you.
Shout out Play-Doh, because we did something for Plato together recently.
Yes.
Had a nice old brand deal.
They were like, we'd love for you to publicize on this show.
I said, Justin's my man's.
And say, let's do it.
And I'm here for it.
And by the way, I sometimes get side gigs because of my enthusiasm for people.
And I get it.
Like, it's a job.
Like, I understand, like, you know, it's a grind.
And I respect that.
Yeah.
So you know what?
When you come with Charmin, I don't even care if it's badger sale.
I'd be like, yeah, that badger still is the shit.
Yes.
You know?
I brought you both Little Caesars.
I just realized.
Do you remember that campaign?
That first campaign ever?
Yeah.
That was both of you.
Thank you for that.
From me.
Thank you.
Thank you for that money.
Justin.
Joy. Joy, bitch.
It's a true friendship.
Just so good.
So good.
So gorgeous.
Should we get into our Woody You Nuts moment?
Yeah.
Yeah, we should.
Do you know what this is?
No, what is it?
Okay, so we do this every week.
People places things gripes that you have with humanity.
Things that make you say, what are you nuts?
Oh, tell me.
What are you nuts?
I mean, I told my real Woody You Nuts earlier, which was the changing of the bags with Claudia.
But I'll dive deeper into JetBlue and I'll call them by.
name.
Ooh.
Flights take off at,
it's like 30 minutes apart.
Claudia's flight is at 5 o'clock,
mine's at 5.30.
I realized the second she got on the plane
and she, you know, boards immediately.
Yes.
Immediately.
Yes.
Like she is one, one, one, like,
there's a woman in a wheelchair
ready to board.
She kicks her in the face and boards first.
Active military.
Oh, yeah.
Active military, disability,
fake scoliosis, anything.
She is boarding first.
So she's on the plane.
She's on the plane.
She's her two tours.
How many tourists did you do?
General Claudia Osri here.
She boards first.
And so I realized that I had her bag the second she got on the plane, but there are still
99% of the cabin to board.
The plane has not left.
The door has not closed.
This is a salvageable, solvable situation.
So I went up to the gate agent.
First I call Claudia, I'm like, bitch, give me my bag.
Yeah, like, let's find a way to do this.
Then I went up to the gate agent, and I'm like, you need to find a way for me to switch our bags.
It's right there.
I see the plane.
I'm holding my bag.
She's holding hers.
The general consensus was that if her bag were to be removed from the plane, she would need to be removed from the plane.
We go back through TSA.
No.
And then come back on the plane.
Doable, though.
No.
No.
No.
Not doable.
Not doable.
No.
It's not happening.
Like, Claudia's already passed out.
Not happening.
Not happening.
But even if she, like, not happening, it's just there wasn't enough time, not possible.
And I'm sorry, what are you nuts?
We both went through security.
This was already checked.
Both bags were already screened.
Her leaving the plane with the bag that was already checked to go and recheck it, it just doesn't make any sense.
They could have given me my bag.
They should have given me my bag.
And JetBlue, just send me a credit, like, $100.
By the way, you know what?
Actually, no way.
By the way, one second, I spent all that money at Nordstrom Rack because they kept my bag hostage.
Oh, I'll send you the receipts.
Oh, there you go.
I'll send you the receipts.
I should get like two grand.
Two grand, is that right?
Don't just leave up the rack part.
I went to Versacee.
Leave out the rack.
By the way, I'm like, damn, you must have bought the whole Nordstrom Red.
You took the whole rack.
The whole rack.
The whole rack.
What are you nuts?
What are you nuts?
Okay, so my what are you nuts moment is I have issues with Uber.
We were talking about this earlier.
Terrible.
I just don't get it.
I was being driven.
So first, me and this driver.
We're connecting.
She's lovely.
I see that in the back pocket of the seat in front of me is a literal throw-up bag.
I said to the woman, very smart.
You are Friday night.
You get some ragamuffin, some miscontent, some wild drunkard.
Who needs a dog in your car?
Boom, get the back door.
You're smart.
You're smart girl.
She goes, thank you so much.
I also do it because these Teslas sometimes make people a little sick.
and as she says that,
she hits the break so hard.
I'm like,
I'm going to throw up.
You're right.
And then she proceeds
to get on the phone.
She's on the phone.
And this is what kills me with Uber.
It's like, if you're going to be on the phone,
what do you want from me?
I'm not going to give you five stars.
I did.
She has my address.
But we're driving.
And she's like kind of trying to be,
she's flirting with a guy.
And all I'm hearing is this from the front seat.
You're dumb.
Oh, she's about to get it.
Yeah, dude.
I was just like, you're stupid.
So meet me at the charging station.
She is about to get it from another equal conscious daddy.
I was like, someone else getting a tax incentive for their energy, for their electrical car.
I was like, what are you nuts?
Like, I am your passenger, ma'am.
Oh, my God.
Nuts, nuts.
Do you know that one time I was in a taxi cab in New York?
and this taxi cab driver is not handsome at all.
Not cute, but like, you know, swaggy, like where you're going.
Like, you know, like, you know, real like, I'm like, oh, okay.
I was like, oh, I'm going uptown.
He's on the phone with someone.
My friend who gets in the car is one of my best friends is Middle Eastern, but doesn't look
Middle Eastern, which is kind of sort of like a drag.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, if you're from, like, Azerbaijan and Dubai, like, half a turkey and a
Like you should like look like, you know what I mean?
Like you should come on.
Sure.
He looks white.
And it's like, I'm like, damn.
And he gets all upset every now and then because he doesn't like tan, you know.
So he gets in the car.
This man is on the phone with somebody who has this very, very sexy voice.
And she is talking to him and he's like, yeah, like talking back and they're going back and forth.
And Farsi, it's like this whole thing.
And my friend is texting me under the thing and is translated.
what is happening on this phone call.
And this man is basically on a sex call,
like one of those 1-800 numbers,
thinking that we don't understand what's going on
because my friend looks like he's from North Dakota.
Wow.
What a superpower.
Oh, we were.
That 25-minute car ride was so exciting, so exciting.
It's a movie, Middle Eastern White.
Well, no, then I got on Google.
Yeah.
Then I got on Google Translator,
because I wanted to know, like, I got on that translate naps.
I'd, like, put it on and put it right by the thing.
You can do that?
Yeah, you can do that.
You can do voice to translate?
Yes.
Wow, where I'm...
It's phenomenal.
That's amazing.
I know.
Wow.
So is that...
Do you have a Winnie and Nuts moment?
Oh, I do have a Wadiya Nuts moment.
Oh, I can't wait.
My Wadiya Nuts moment is why did Nisi Nash finally get an Emmy?
She should have had that years ago.
She should have had an Emmy years ago, people.
She's very talented.
Like, she's a very talented person.
Very talented.
All about her craft.
But I'm so happy she got dumb her because it showed another side of her.
But these producers and directors, this woman is the one.
Like, you guys should have been putting her in stuff like this.
Reno 911 years ago.
Genius.
Genius.
She's genius in it.
It's a genius show.
But here's the problem.
And you probably know this better than anybody else.
When you're in a cult classic or something that's such a huge success,
I feel like in Hollywood
a lot of times people have a hard time seeing you
as something different.
So it takes you a little bit longer
to get to the place where, okay,
you can do drama now, or you could do this,
or you could do that.
That's why I feel like a lot of people,
think about like the 90210 people.
They had to like go and do like, you know, show girls.
Like, I'm going to show my titties
so that people know that I can goddamn act.
You know what I mean?
Speaking of 902 and O,
what about Ian Zering getting in a fight
on Hollywood Boulevard?
Thoughts?
Are you not allowed to comment?
No, I'm going to comment.
I would have stayed in your car like a smart man?
I mean, five against one, but I guess when you're at that moment, you know what I mean?
You know what I mean? You know when people say there was a breaking point?
You know what I'm talking about?
Like, people say, oh, I just was at a breaking point.
Like, there was stuff going on.
I probably would have stayed in the car knowing that there was, it's called a biker gang for a reason.
They were on mopeds.
Okay, first of all, they're on scooters.
So you got in a scooter fight with a scooter gang.
Secondly, they fucked your car up,
your kids in the car,
and you got beat up by math leads,
dog, they were 14.
Like, this is, this is a bad luck.
Bro, I just, I know, but I know.
I've met people, I know people
who have gotten out of character
over some road rage shit.
And I can't, personally,
I'm listening to Barbara Streisand on audiobook.
Good for you.
Like, I'm not in my car, like, thinking or yelling.
Like, if you see a Mercedes going slow,
it's because I'm on Chapter 4,
And I'm trying to hear about when Barbara got her first singing job.
Like, I'm calm, cool, and collect it.
Justin's like, we're on yentil.
Yeah.
And I have it on like 0.9, so it's going a little slower.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, she's talking to me like Delilah.
So I don't know where that mindset is, but damn, he really like, he really got it that day.
But I know what you mean?
I find him the way I've made my piece with it is just people marry themselves to the image that they first fall in love with.
So with Nisi, it's like you see her on Reno 911 and you just go, this is, it's so easy to fall in love or me on Drake and Josh or even like, think of Steve Carell.
Like he's one of our great actors, but for many people who'll be Michael Scott forever because that show means so much to people.
Oh, 100%.
But you know what?
Michael Scott's still getting them goddamn residuals.
So I'm like, you know what, I'll be that all day.
I'll be that all day.
But, you know, I look at people like Miley Cyrus.
They're like, oh my God, she did this.
And it was so crazy.
But to get out of that Mickey Mouse thing,
she had to ride a fucking Wreckingball with her Coochie ride on with the concrete.
I never even thought about that.
Like, if she didn't go kind of crazy, she'd be stuck.
She'd be stuck.
And she's so famous because she went kind of crazy.
They all had to do it.
Christina Aguilera had to do it.
Justin Timberlake had to do it.
You know, Brittany had to get in that diamond encrusted thong
and shake that ass in front of everybody.
It's like,
just have to do those things.
And actors do it too, like, not just the young ones,
but like to show that they can do something wild.
Sometimes they go a little too far, but, you know, I respect it.
I respect it.
Wow.
What do I do?
You're in Oppenheimer.
You did it.
You don't realize it.
I said this to you.
I texted Josh that night.
I'm like, is that night?
Oh, that's his out.
That's right.
That's just in 12.
I'm getting into it because it depends of me emotion.
I texted Josh literally that night.
and I was like, you are now an actor in a movie of the year, Golden Globes.
Like, it's it, it's it's it's.
But also Oscar.
That's it.
It's going to be an Oscar.
You got to mean an Oscar win a movie as an Oscar.
No, no, no, no.
This is big shit.
No, it's huge.
You guys want to see it?
It's huge.
You guys want to see it?
This is crazy.
She can't.
It's huge.
It's huge.
It's huge.
And God willing, next Nolan movie, more stuff.
It's just, you did it already.
You don't have to do anything.
That said, if you want to do something crazy,
I'm down.
Let me ask you a question.
What do you want to do?
Is Chris Nolan like Ryan Murphy
where he just keeps on putting you in shit?
He's done six movies with Killian.
You know what I mean?
Like maybe that is your jam.
I'm dying to be in a Ryan Murphy.
I feel like the two of you, that's Kismic.
No, I'm just dying.
I think Justin needs to host.
Like, I think he would be such a great Oscars host.
No, no, no.
That job is thankless.
I know.
It is.
That job is thankless.
I know.
I'd rather raise Josh.
I'd be so good.
as kids during flu season, then have the Oscars, you know what I mean?
That you'd be so good in it.
No, you know what I'd be really good at?
What?
I swear, I'd be really fucking good at it.
Dating a man with a tell number.
If I can find a billionaire on there, that would be my best, best supporting actress.
Would you give it all up for like a nice, like a PJ owning, like a young Epstein?
Hear me out.
Have you met Brian Kelly?
Have you met Brian Kelly?
That could be good.
Yeah, but you know what?
Brian Kelly was in Pennsylvania?
Yeah.
on the most unbelievably gorgeous
farm you could ride horses for life
I know I know
I've met Brian Kelly
Brian Kelly's cute
Yeah Brian Kelly is really cute
I got a few more things to do before I can get to
Brian Kelly
Yeah but like this is like a
This is a good match
You know what though?
It's the cutest son though
So wait five years
But doesn't he have boo?
Because I was in Mekanos in
Mekino's summer
No he does not
Because I was in Mekanos this summer
And I crossed
He had a bow
Okay
No bow
I see you in Mekinos
With Espedrills on
just the arm candy to some billionaire, some young Bezos energy.
And by the way, I'm going to go on record and say this.
And if anyone knows her, y'all tag that bitch.
Lauren Sanchez, first of all, legend.
Legend.
Legend.
Legend, okay?
Legend.
And I know she's tearing those sheets up.
Okay, I know Jeff Bezos looks at that woman like she is a fucking Porterhouse steak.
Like, she's hot, she's one of the boys, she can talk sports.
She could talk helicopters.
Like, she is doing all the things.
I will say this.
For people who think that she does not work,
being with a billionaire is a full-time job.
Filtering people, entertaining people, going to all these things,
having to know what everyone's doing and what they're up to
and keeping up with things.
You're basically somebody's right handman when you're at that level of money.
So hats off to her.
She bagged it.
She bagged it.
She bagged it.
She did it.
And she's keeping it.
Yeah.
She got a ring.
She got a fucking boat.
She double bagged it.
She's double bagged.
She has one of those.
She ain't with that aeron, you know, plastic bag.
She with the Valenciaga.
We made it for, you know, $1,500 bag.
Yeah, she did it.
That IKEA bag.
She walks into Nordstrom rack and buys the whole rack.
Oh, the building.
The building.
She goes into the rack and goes, I've never been to a goodwill.
Justin, thank you for being on the show.
We love you.
Oh, my God.
Any billionaires, let me know.
So fun.
Anything to plug?
Yes, e-news.
Every night, 11 o'clock, Monday through through.
Follow me on Instagram, Justin A. Sylvester.
And hopefully on my own podcast at some point in the near future.
Yeah, we'll get you one.
What's up, dear media?
We'll get you one.
What's up?
Five stars.
Justin's five stars.
If you don't rate this show five stars, what are you nuts?
Right?
What are you nuts?
You'll be my what am.
And by the way, go watch Oppenheimer.
It is, by the way.
It's not one of the three-hour movies.
Why you're like, damn, it's a three-hour movie.
You're like, damn, it was a three-hour movie.
That was great.
Yeah, freaking watch Oppenheimer.
Right?
Ben.
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