Good Guys - Naughty in New Orleans: Topical and Uncut

Episode Date: July 23, 2026

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Mazuramorans, welcome back to the Good Guys podcast. Josh, no, I'm not in a theater, even though it looks like I'm backstage at the Playhouse. Josh, we switched rooms. If you're not watching on video, by the way, probably on Spotify, you are missing out because let me tell you, I'm a Parker Playhouse. Okay, I'm auditioning for Annie. Who would I be in Annie? I don't know.

Let's see. Did she have a chubby Jewish friend? I mean, a... Let me see. Who in the production was a... Well, all the anti-Semites would say you could be Daddy Warbucks. That would be believable. By the way, great.

I'm in King. Daddy Warbucks? Great. And you'll be Annie. Are you down for Annie? I don't want to be Annie. I want to be Miss Hannigan because I want to go, little girls, little girls, everywhere. I see them there.

Carol Channing, classic. I'm an ordinary woman with me. I like a man's a nibble on my ear. It's amazing that you don't drink anymore because you do a great drug. Thank you. Oh, it's fucking dark. I miss drinking. What?

Did that come out? You do? Let's talk about that. Do you? No, never. No, maybe the communal aspect,

but no, I miss Percocet, but not drinking. Yeah. It's so interesting. I, I, too, just because of my life stage, I'm certainly drinking less. And the part that I miss is the communal aspect, the going out, going to a bar.

But then I remember, Josh, I'm old. I'm married. I have a baby. I wouldn't be doing that anyways. So the only thing that I would be doing, if I was like really still drinking hard alcohol, would I be drinking alone at home? That's scary. No, like occasionally, like, oh, grab a spritz by the pool,

but I don't need anything crazy. Could you ever imagine getting to a time where you got home from a long day and you're just chilling with Ruby, he's old enough, you got the game on at 7.30, and you just crack open a beer? It's just not me. I maybe, like maybe I am finding,

look, the older I get, my taste buds are certainly changing. I used to not really like tomatoes. It's one of the only foods that I didn't like. Because it can't decide. It's a bisexual fruit. What are you? It is.

Fruit of vegetable. Make up your mind. You're indecisim. Make up your mind. That's it. It's certainly a vegetable. And these people to pretend that it's a fruit. It's a what are you nuts.

Okay? This is a vegetable. Yes. Okay. This is a hundred percent of vegetable. Yes. That's it. It doesn't have an identity crisis.

It knows exactly what it is. And you're trying to put a fucking label on him. That's right. Okay? You're trying to label my man the tomato. The tomato is a vegetable. That now when I cut open and I season with a little salt pepper, sometimes I marinated with a little salt pepper, sometimes I marinated with

a little bit of vinegar. Tomatoes are amazing, but let me tell you, a couple of years ago, you sneak a tomato onto my sandwich. Totally. I'm puking, but now I like it. So maybe at 45 years old,

with the sweet groovy at the right age of quick math, 14, 13, something like that. Maybe I'll have a brusky. Maybe I'll have a modetia. Maybe I'll have a Mikhailob ultra. What's a modetia? It's a Modela. A Modela Modera.

Is that like there's, Modela. Is it a modetia? Is that like a special edition? No, that's just like how I try in like a nice native tongue, say modello. What I've heard about modella's is, and I always hear this for my friends who are like proper drinkers. They go, you got to salt it because it tastes like soapy after a while. I don't know.

Like they're like, you need to add a little salt to really bring out the notes. All I know is I put a modella in my beer battered fish tacos, the other. other week. Huh. Unbelievable. And it's such a beautiful big can. The thing about beer,

I wish I was a beer drinker because it's cool as hell. It really is in line with cigarette smoking. It's cool. Do you see that person without those Marlboro lights? You're like,

oh, all right, Kevin, you're cool. You're cool. Kevin is cool. You know? Or, all right, Modelo drinker, you're cool.

It used to be Blue Moon. I don't think Blue Moon's cool anymore, right? With the orange slice. Like that guy still holding on to Blue Moon. You have a life. No, Blue Moon was a moment.

I feel like that was like mid-aughts. I mean, it was kind of a girly drink, right? That's what they would say. It was a moment. And yeah, it was a girl drink, which is why like a gravitated tour. That's why we'd love it. That's why we'd love it. Correct.

Correct. Okay. This will be a fun game. You decide what beer and cigarette guy you would want to be, right? Like, because like the typical would be like a, a PBR and a Foken American spirit. But we're not those guys. We're not Williamsburg, Silver Lake types. So pick the beer and the cigarette that would, would best define you.

Okay. I'm going to start with cigarettes. I think I have to go 27s. I think a Marlborough 27th. Oh, is that like the gold brown, brownish gold pack? Yeah. Yes. I find that it sits right in between the lights and the red.

It's a medium cigarette. And Josh, it's just the mystique of it. The reason people would smoke an American spirit is because if you say lights, if you say reds, they're like, okay, this person doesn't smoke. I tell you, I want a pack of 27. You're like, oh, this guy smoked before. This is an aristocrat. I want to be believable, okay?

And then in terms of my brusky, I think, I think Radello. I think Medello's super cool. There's something about it. The gold foil on the little bottle. I think it's cool. I'm not an IPA guy. I think Goose Island is for freaks. Why?

Why? It's just, I want a Goose Island. Okay? Goose Island? No. I don't know. Medello's cool. Mikhailovulture school.

Anna's a Bush is cool. I'll take a bud. I'll take a traditional Budweiser. That's a cool ass scam. Okay. I feel like it's kind of gone by the way of the diet coat, right? Like do people really, I guess some people order cope, but really they go diet. Some people maybe get a bud.

Most people get bud light, I think. I like the traditional bud. I love the brand, the red. It's super cool. What would you smoke and what would you drink? I think that I would drink. I want to believe what I would smoke if I had my druthers and I didn't have early onset asthma would be Newport's.

It's a dessert and a smoke. It's cool. It is so minty, minty fresh. And I, or a cool's, but the truth is, and I want to believe I would do that and then just like a hearty,

just like a night, either like a Sam Adams maybe, like a Sam Adams October fest, like a nice Halloween beer all year round. San Adams is, cool. There's something about it that's very Pirates of the Caribbean.

Like a Boston Tea Party. Like, I don't know. It's a little bit, it's theatrical almost. And then you layer on top of it, October Fest, you're in a play. Oh, dude, you're in a play. But the truth is what I would probably really be smoking are

Marlboro Ultra Light 100. So long pack, silver pack. Long. Nice. Right? Like a fucking old Russian man. And I would be crushing Mikulbulb ultra because this is not an ad, but I do drink their near beer sometimes. And it's like 60 calories,

like two grams of carbs. Like, you know, me, I'm not going to drink my calories. It's crazy. No, the McWulcher people really think about our odds, which is always greatly appreciated. Speaking of cigarettes, Claudia and I are re-watching

one of my favorite shows of all time, Mad Men, which I also think is one of the greatest shows ever made. Not that I've seen more than like 12 shows to be able to see that, but it's a really great show. and the way that they just, sure, tons of misogyny, okay? That's a problem, okay?

But the ad game and the smoking game and the cars and the, oh, they romanticize that beautiful. I think it's like the 50s. Oh, the 50s in New York. We, I would love to be in the 50s in New York for a day. Looks unbelievable. We have no worries at all. They're literally talking about just now I got to the episode.

where doctors are no longer allowed to promote cigarettes. Previously, you had doctors promoting cigarettes. Totally. And I don't know. Sure, I guess that's controversial. But we're just peddling the next poison, Josh. Get like, you know, like, I don't know. Yeah.

Let people, let people decide for themselves. Yeah. Like in America. I'm not saying, I didn't mean to say that doctors should be able to promote cigarettes. They shouldn't because they're like beacons of health. But I do think that sometimes we're in like a weird place where like, you can't advertise these pharmaceuticals, but you can advertise this. And I just think that it's all a big gray area. I think about lobbyists.

I don't know. You know what I mean? I know you mean. It's a hard thing because like we are. And I actually can defend both sides of it and I will. Me too. We are the only country. I think us in one other country like North Korea allows pharmaceutical ad,

It doesn't happen anywhere else in the world because it is kind of crazy that they would take all of the tips and tricks and tools of marketing, which clearly you are getting a crash course in addition to what you already know by rewatching Mad Men. Like it's very manipulative and that we would be using that for medicine is kind of crazy. But I can also argue the other side. It's fascinating though. Specifically in healthcare, they've put so many guardrails on it, which is why you literally see like people dancing in a field while they tell you that the side effects of cancer.

Like that's because that's the only way that you can legally promote these these drugs. Um, but I just, I don't know. I find it, I find it fascinating. Healthcare marketing in general, it's very, very difficult. And they rely on, have you ever thought about this? Why are they telling you, Josh? They're telling you about the drug. No, hoping that you then go to your doctor. It sits like a strange, like you can't go and buy, um, whatever drug they're selling without going to your doctor. And then they have the doctor's office

selling you at the same time. I used to think, oh, thanks, Doc, for the free sample. No, it was a free sample, hoping that I loved it and I'd come back and I'd buy it again. And then I think the doctor gets like some kind of kickback on the other side. Used to be. They don't anymore.

Okay, there you know. All those loopholes have been closed by a bunch of fucking party poopers. RIP, Lindsay Graham, where he at? No, I'm kidding. Miss you, Lins. Yeah, miss you, wins, rest in peace. But yeah, it's fascinating.

It's fascinating. The other side of it is, and this is what annoys me. And it's like the black and white, it's the good and evil of capitalism and profit motive, right? We have some of the greatest drugs that have ever hit the world as we know it in some of the biggest pharmaceutical companies because there's profit motive. And when they come out with these things that are named brand and people always go, God, they're so expensive. Why, why. And I'm not here defending pharmaceutical companies or that things are wildly overpriced. And that we as America could totally, totally take better care of people.

And we should strive for it because we are the greatest country. And we shouldn't leave anyone behind health-wise there. Make sure when you clip this and you drag me, you put that into. But they won't continue. But they won't. Shoot. But the reason why they get basically, when they come out with a new medical, that's FDA approved and it's only named brand and people are like, why can't I get the generic?

They get a 10-year runway of that because it costs them billions to get to the drug. It costs them billions to do the research. So they are allowed to have a patent for 10 years to make that money back. That's the profit incentive for these kind of drugs. And then it becomes give it to the whole world, make it as cheap as possible. What? Is this bad? No, no, it's great. I'm laughing because we are recording today, and for the first time we are releasing today.

We are truly topical. We said at the top, we're going to be careful. And all we've spoken about are cigarettes, drug lobbyists. I love it. We are us, Josh. We're us. We're not cutting a thing. No.

This is an unedited, unfiltered, and topical. Josh, we need to talk about your boy, Christopher Nolan. He made a gorgeous movie again, the Odyssey. The only problem is that you're not. in it. Totally a problem. I saw, this looks like a really big movie, some really great people. Tom Holland, Matt Damon, I haven't seen yet, Anne Hathaway, the great Anne Hathaway. How does she have time? Debril's Prada 2 and The Odyssey in the same year. But Josh, I wanted to talk a little bit about Christopher Nolan, what it was like working for him. And do you feel snubbed?

As we all know, I have an incredible five minutes in the movie Oppenheimer, a very pivotal, very important parts, some might say. Actually, when I finished filming the movie, I called my wife and I said, don't ever bring up this movie again because I'm probably going to get cut out. I have a very small part and I don't want to feel bad when it eventually comes out and I'm not in it. And then a year later, we watched it and I'm the one who pushed the button for the atomic bomb. And she's like, what part did you think you were going to get cut out of? Idiot. Yeah, they literally wouldn't need to change the plot. We don't want that Josh in it now. We're moving. We're moving. away from the atomic bomb. Something else happens. This is now a 10 Blades movie. And whenever

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because there is nothing like working on a $100 million plus movie set that feels like a little indie movie. And that's what he does. It's like intimate and the great acting work that you've dreamt of doing, but with all the resource of a giant movie. And everyone is trying to mirror the leader who we know is at a 10 and being as perfect as one could be, everyone around you is going,

let me try my best. And that's so rare. It's so rare. And you're surrounded by the greatest departments and just everyone who's great at what they do. So that being said, here's the thing. I would love to have been, I would love to work with him again.

The Odyssey looks super hard. It looked really rough. Matt Damon, they all talked about it was a hard. thing ever. So if it was like a big part, yeah, that would be ill. I would have, I'd go to Mercury for the guy. If it was another five minutes, I would have been like, it's okay if I sit out this one. Like, you know, please consider me for the next one, maybe. Yeah, but he was like, it's unlike working for anybody else. Yeah. That's what I've heard from you. The way that he runs a set, the genius that is him, he's one of one. I don't think there's anyone like him doing it today,

like on that scale. But you hear that about Tarantino, about Scorsese, they just, there's nothing like it. But he's really not making anything that's not great anymore. So yeah,

when a director is the star of the movie, the movie is good. What was the last movie, the most recent movies, Tarantino Scorsese? Tarantino was once upon a time in Hollywood. Sure, which I think was like,

regarded as fine. And what was? Oh, many people call it his like magnum opus. Like people love it. Oh, really? But. Okay. Okay.

People loved it. But definitely Pulp Fiction is, you know, like Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs. I guess I'm just thinking that like Nolan is different to me because in every single decade he has a monster. Sure. It's not like, like, I, I certainly like, my, my like. Magnum Opus, as you say. The Batman trilogy is my favorite three movies of all time.

Really? I could walk. Yes. Wow. Like, I love them so, so much. So for me, that's Nolan. For everybody else, I mean, there's a million. He's just, he's so, he's so talented.

He's so talented. He's so talented. And his wife is so talented who produces all his movies. Could you imagine that? Do you think you could work that? I mean, you're working. I'm looking on a movie set for 14 hours a day for four months straight. We're not doing any edits to this episode, so I'll just ask this lightly and easily.

Could you, could you and Claudia do that? I think you would. I don't think we could do it a little, right? I don't think that we could do it in that way. And I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why, Josh. You tape me up so perfectly. Claudia has been doing something recently.

Okay. Yeah. She does it. She knows that she does it. I think that she finds joy in it. Let me know if Paige does this. Ben, can you get me a snack? Sure. What kind of snack? Claude, what kind of snack do you want?

Snack. What type? Oh, you know, just something that I'll like. What do you mean something that you like? There's a pantry full of snacks. Okay? What snack? Okay, I go, I get a cup of animal crackers. I love animal crackers. It's a delicious snack. And I get her five pretzel rod. She historically likes pretzel, I bring them upstairs. I hate animal crackers. You, since when? You hate animal crackers?

Try again. I get downstairs, I text her, what do you want? She said, something a little less dry. So bring her a Hershey Bar and she loved it. But I'm just saying, this game, Josh? Oh, boy. This game? No one wins.

No one. I guess she wins. I guess she has fun. I guess she has fun. But yeah. Yeah. So would we butt heads all day on a set where there's craft services and I would need to guess what you wanted for lunch? Right. Every day? Yeah, that would be a problem.

You think you could work with Paige? Well, I think. Like that, like that. Like, Claudia and I work together now. It's a different story, though, being in person for nine straight hours working on something versus like passively working together, you know? Like, I wrote a movie that hopefully I'll direct one day. You never know. And my wife went to school for design and fashion. And so there's a literal, there are two jobs.

There's a production designer and an art director on a movie. And granted, you know, she doesn't have experience doing that specifically. I think if she had had someone to kind of, you know, mentor her, she could pick it up quickly. And so I would love for her to design the look of something that I was going to direct. But I think we would be in our own. own worlds there. And then I would be like, oh, I love it. And could we just tweak this one little thing? And she'd be like, no. And I'd be like, it's fine. So that way would be cool. But like a day-to-day like, because on a set, there's always that one producer who's like in the trenches with the

director so they can make like the quick. Because the problem arises on set, usually it's the producer has to deal with it. So I don't think it would be, it would work that way. No way. I just feel like for no one in his wife to work together. One of them has to be a pushover, right? I don't know how do you work together like that, have a true strong hand professionally, but also keep the piece personally without somebody just giving in. It's very, very difficult. You can't fire your wife. Right. Okay. Like, you can't. And like, you probably want to fire a producer from time to time. you went over budget you did like whatever it may be like that's that's actually very very very impressive i'm sure there is so much that we don't know but they say don't work with family for a reason

working with your wife like that or working with your husband like that i it seems like it would be very very difficult to achieve the best product yeah he makes the best movies so i think he just continues to be a one of one. I bet that I would say about the great Emma Nolan, who's brilliant at what she does, I would think that her edge is that she knows what Nolan wants, what Chris wants so well, that she just is getting ahead of every problem.

And that is, first of all, a great producer who knows their director, but probably what makes somehow that chemistry work, that she's so aware of what, he wants and his vision. I remember once, I've only once had an assistant for a movie. And it was when I did the Drake and Josh

Christmas movie because I had all the leverage because I was finally at a contract and I said, Nickelodeon, pay up. And I was like, I needed an assistant. They're like, you're a 21 year old drug addict. I was like, so? And so I hired my best friend Lenz, older brother,

Gary to be my assistant. Gary, love you. You're my best friend's older brother and we'll be tied to each other and I'll be there for you for the rest of our lives. You are a horrible assistant. Of course. The worst. The only time I asked for anything once, we were on set and I was like, hey, Gary,

would you like just grab me a cup of coffee real quick? And he'll be like, yeah, a couple minutes. He's like, I will. I was like, no, like right, like right now. Especially with an assistant. I mean, I can't even imagine hiring somebody that I know as an assistant. Like, they do bitchwork. That's it.

And by the way, this is a known thing between the assistant and the person they're working for. Now, 100% should you be nice to your assistant? Yeah, you should treat them well. There should be mutual respect. But it's total bitchwork. Can I, can you get me a coffee? Can you print something out for me? Can you get my laundry?

Can you call me an Uber? Can you, like, it's bitchwork. So like, to do that with somebody that you know to make, to have that like subservient relationship, it's impossible. Impossible. But it has to be somebody that you don't know. You pretend that you'll never know when you end up firing. You never see him again, you know? Totally.

And I just was like, I really, what I wanted from him was someone to hang out with and like run lines with if I needed help. And then there were a few times where I asked him for like assistant. tea things. Can you just grab me a cup of coffee when you have a moment? And I remember I was venting to the wardrobe lady, Chris, who was the, uh, she was like the designer of all the clothes for all the shows. And she's like, you know, I was a mentee or I was an intern for this famous fashion designer in New York growing up and going through fashion school. And she said, I took such pride in knowing that at four o'clock every day, her blood sugar would drop and she would need a can of Coke. and like having that Coke there waiting for her.

And like, that's the difference. When you know the person you're working with, like you can support them to be as great as they are. That is a unique and valuable trait. Yeah. And if you're really great, then you won't be an assistant forever. You will continue to grow with that person certainly.

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Sure. You have one. But I had, and it's so funny, have you ever gone past a place 100 times, never gone in, finally, and I don't even think that this place is like that talked about. I went in and it blew my mind. Tell me.

It's called SAG Pizza in SAG Harbor. Shout out Katie Couric. She was next to me. This is outside. You're sitting outside. It's very casual picnic tables. Yeah. Okay?

I had such an unbelievable meal. First of all, Ruby had a margarita pizza. Okay? We cut it off nice and small. This boy is eating good. Beautiful. Okay? I had a tuna.

tartar that was so unbelievably delicious. And I took a risk, Josh, we're an outdoor Italian restaurant, but I risked it, okay, for the biscuit. It was delicious. I had a raw zucchini salad where they Julian strips of zucchini, pecorino Romano, salt pepper, lemon juice, lemon zest, and toasted almonds. I can't even tell you how delicious this was. And there's something about, When you order something that's so simple, so few ingredients and so fresh and so delicious, I loved it. Then I went to order the spinach artichoke pizza, which is not like your classic artichoke, that huge slice where it's creamy. This is literally spinach and artichoke on pizza. And the waitress, God bless her, said, you want a dipper with that?

I want to do I want a dipper? She's like, I highly recommend our truffle mayo. Oh, yeah. Oh my God. Lady, are you serious? So much truffle oil. Brought me the truffle mayo. 100% truffle oil.

Truffles are too expensive. 100% truffle oil. Brought me the truffle mayo with the spinach art of chipped pizza. Blew my mind. It was one of those like personal pies. So good. Right out of the brick oven. The whole meal was a 10 out of 10.

I loved it. I love that. That sounds great. I think if you have any kind of dipping option, have any kind of special sauce and you don't bring it up, we have an issue. You owe me. You owe me. Before you tell me your best bite of the week, do you like honey on your pizza? I can. I don't need it. I think it's so delicious and I think I just love honey. I love bread and honey in general. But putting a little, I don't even need hot honey. People go crazy with the hot honey. I like that.

Just a little drizzle of honey on a slice of. slice of pizza for whatever for whatever reason I love it really I do and it doesn't need to be hot honey it could just be regular honey did that just make me fat like though like I just want to like put honey on everything for sure am I Winnie the Pooh yeah okay I'm down I'm a yorks I'm a fucking downer dog I'm fucking depressed really leave in the comment section if I should go off well butron and try Lexa pro I'm thinking about it um okay so this weekend I brought my kids too, as you know. There's nothing better.

The land of Legos. Lego. Wow. Ooh, I've never been and I love Legos. Legos amazing. There's one in New York. Obviously, there's one in Florida. So you're covered. Shout out the great Julie. Their head of publicity there. She comes to. There's a Lego land? There's a Lego land in New York.

There is. What? Where? You better believe it in, you know, somewhere. It's there. I got to go. Yeah, yeah. There's one in New York. There's one.

They just opened one in Shanghai. But I took, it's funny because when Shai was born, my middle son, I took Max there when he was like four, just turning four. Because the new baby was there. And I was like, let's do something special. So he doesn't feel like everything's about to change, which it is. And we had a great time. So three years later, we went back and we brought Little Shai. So we drive there, Sunday, beautiful.

We stay at the Legoland Hotel. In each room, they have bunk. beds for the kids Lego themed. In your room, you have a safe, okay? And then they go, this is a scavenger hunt. Go around the hotel and we'll give you clues.

And then you'll find the clues and you'll come back and it'll tell you how to open the safe. There's Lego boxes in there. Okay? Can you imagine? Oh, my God. This is, and this is not paid by Lego. I'm just a fan. I'm a fan. I love Lego so much during COVID. I need

so many Legos. I literally like And I wanted to Like I know it's a little nerdy I wanted to like save them like I was 12 Yeah And Claudia's like we're not keeping your Lego Treehouse

In our apartment You know that right And I was depressed for like probably like an hour But yeah I love Lego Legos are just They're sick You should have super glued it I thought about it

You should like Where am I putting it? Where am I? Well welcome to my apartment. Want to see my Star Wars Death Star. Hey, these are my

X-wing tie fighters. Hello, guests. Welcome to Shabbat dinner. This is my Concord Jet. Ben, wait, Ben, can I use your bathroom? Why is there a Lego Millennium Falcon

under the sink? Claudia, we had no idea Ben was autistic. You didn't? That's what they'd be. Finding out that I was finding out that I was autistic

at the right old age of 39 was incredible. And having my wife diagnosed me and then actually asked chat GPT and they were like, yeah, probably. And I was like, oh, good. I'm proud. Honestly, shout out.

And it's an honor. There's nothing not to be proud of. Okay, Legoland. Okay, so Legoland, right? So for my best bite of the weekend, and we're going to get all the way back, we went to this place, the Carl Strauss. Carl Strauss, I was looking at it up on the way. It is, yeah, Carl Strauss Brewing Company, and they were like appetizers right now, because, you know, I'm with my kids who are eating dinner at four. They're like, it's happy hour.

I'm like, oh, get a couple apps. Why not? They're half off. We had, are you ready for this? Duck fat pretzel bites. Okay? Wow. It's done in rosemary, pecorino, and you guessed it, a truffle mayo.

And that duck fat baby, God, where these do. My boys were like, this is so good. I'm like, you're eating this. There's rosemary all over it. I call it green salt because they're not smart kids. And they eat it. They love it. Oh, duck fat pretzel bites.

Yeah. Wow. Really good. It sounds delicious. Sounds delicious. Do they sell duck that separately? I've never thought of just buying duck that. Sure.

Or you have to also have duck on the menu and then you're using the fat from the duck for duck fat. It's like a tallow. Do you buy a container or duck fat, you think? I think so. Wow. It sounds absolutely fantastic. Oh, and here, I just like, I love when they think of everything. So I'm taking my two boys and I'm like, we're going to go swimming.

And my wife is like, Joshua, listen to me. She's like, we have a- Did she call you Joshua? She might as well because she was like, we have a seven-year-old who's like, okay, it's swimming and a three-year-old who's not great. And you're going to have both of them and have to watch them. And she knows that sometimes I like to count the clouds. And so she, 7, 8, 4, 2, 9, 6. And so she was like, you have to, have to, have to pay attention to them.

And I'm like, obviously, like, it's going to be fine. We get there. We get to the pool. This is the Legoland pool. four, I kid you not, four lifeguards are on duty. The pool goes for a maximum four feet deep. And if you're under like 48 inches tall, you have to wear a life jacket. So it was the safe.

I was so relaxed because I'm like, we are safe here. I mean, I just, I love when they think of that stuff, you know? It's very nice. It's very nice. Look, if kids are going in the pool, there should be. be lifeguards and you should make it safe. Right. Okay.

Parents shouldn't have to worry. Water's scary, Josh. Sure is. Water is scary. Look, I love that we're topical because I'm going to talk about something else that's topical and it's not going to come out in two weeks and you're all going to say that we were wrong. Totally.

Okay. Did you see that a player on the Miami Heat posted that there is an announcement coming out on July 29th and then took it down? Did you see this? It wasn't a player though. I thought it was like someone in the Heat organization, like on their social media team. There you go. Somebody related to the heat did this.

So now everybody's like LeBron's totally going to the heat. And let me just tell you, as somebody that is spending a significant amount of time in South Florida, if LeBron James joins Janice Antecoombo in Miami, it would be fucking ill. What it? That's it's it. That's like saying if Janus and LeBron went to the Lakers, you'd be happy because you get to go to games. in Jep, it would be awesome. And maybe just maybe, my whole life I'm a Kobe van, maybe I end up rooting a little bit full of

LeBron. I don't know, what, am I going to go and boo him? No. No. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. And Janice and LeBron, it would be sick. He's rootable.

But again, it's like him walking onto a super team like he did for the first time. And I'm just like, I think he should retire. I don't hate a world where we talk about LeBron James a little less. Is that okay? And no hate. It's just like it has sucked up all the air. You have given back so much to basketball, to the world. We love you and we appreciate you.

But like, I think it's time for the next chapter, for the next generation. He definitely didn't need to make this. And I think we spoke about this a couple weeks ago. He definitely didn't need to make this a big decision. can. Right. Like, the fact that it's like this, I don't like it either. I do think that going back to Miami, playing with Janus, he was never going to go and make it hard on himself. Like, it's like the equivalent, like you have two choices. You can play on a good team or you can play on a bad team, and he can make the same money. Like, it's from an outsider's perspective, for sure. I wish he never

left Cleveland. I wish you just, like, stayed there with those guys. But in the end of the day, Why do you want to live in Cleveland on a shit team? Right. When you can live in Los Angeles or Miami or wherever you want, make whatever you want. Like, I think that at this point, I'm kind of over that. And I do think that it would be cool for him to, and with Bam out of bio. It's so funny. We all forget about Bam.

Do you know, Josh, that this year, Bam scored 82 points? You think I forget about Bam out of bio? I forget about him I think that everybody was so pissed that he broke Kobe's record that they like wanted to forget about it I can't stop thinking about Bama Bamba da Bamba

Bucca Bepo I love Bucca Bacbo Oh my God Bucca Bacobato Fuck I had my birthday there once so fun at Bucca de Beppo Oh yeah big time 26

was the bad You have a lot of margaritas spicy rickettoni pasta. We had chicken palms. It was great. Susie cakes, birthday cake, beautiful, red velvet. So good. I'm starving. What are you having for dinner? I don't know. You know, you were talking about Claudia before and you having to get snacks for her. This is something I face with my dear beloved wife, who I'm lucky to be with because this is what happens, right? I get a text at 3 o'clock. What do you want to do for dinner? I'm like, I don't know. I'm like,

whatever you want to do, I'll pick it up. She's like, huh. And, okay, so now we're in the indecision, right? And this is not good. And now I'm like, whatever. And then I could picture some things, but she's going to be like, no, no, no, no. And then I go, this is when it gets really bad. Around 3.30, she goes,

kids ate a lot of junk. We should keep it healthy. This is my face when I read that text. Because now I know it's a bit. impossible. If possible. Yeah. I'm like chicken and rice. Like, or sometimes I really do a hack and I go, I'm getting them smoothies.

Like, that's it. Like, they can drink their dinner. I don't know. Like, if you want to eat healthy, you can't order in. Right. You can't like, like you can't both have the convenience of having somebody else make your food and deliver it. And it be healthy. Oh, sorry.

And it tastes good. Right. I guess like there's like your kids don't want sweet green. I don't know if you guys, I'm sure you have puravita there. We have Kava is usually a good option-ish. Sure, sure. But like, yeah, if you want healthy, you make it yourself. That's it.

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Oh my God, that's too funny. Should we do a moron mail, Josh? Yeah, we can do a moron mail and then what do you nuts? Let's do a moron mail and then a what do you nuts. First of all, the moron males have been fantastic again. Good Guys Podcasts, 1 at gmail.com. Keep writing. We'll keep reading.

That's the relationship we have. True. You give to us. We give it back to you. The subject is, should we have another child? Hey, good guys, my husband and I are together seven years, married 18 months. He brought up that he might want to have another kid. I have three teenage kids in college and high school.

They're from my first marriage. He doesn't have kids of his own, and this will be from adoption the only way feasible for us to do this. We are in discussion of all age ranges. When you ask anyone, they say, absolutely go for it. parenting is always more nuanced than especially when you're just about's turn 40 and it would be essentially a new starting point for parenting. What would be questions you guys would be asking yourself if you were in this position? Thank you for being a piece of joy in my walks or car rides

a few days a week. Sincerely a moron from Rally. My question is, does her husband want a baby? or I think there's a unique opportunity here, which is what you learn from a lot of adoption stories, is that as a child, sadly, gets older, it becomes less likely that they will find a forever home. And there is like an even, you know, there's an even higher level of heaven for the people who look at a child who's 7, 8, 9, 10,

who's in the foster care system, who needs a wonderful home and is less likely to get it because many parents want to rear a kid from when they're babies. And so I think if they were like open to that, that could be a really happy medium to go find a child who truly is in need who's a little bit older, adopt them and raise them. And, you know, it's not just starting with a newborn, which at 40 might be harder. I completely agree with you. I think that's most logical. You also don't, you don't necessarily want a 20-year age gap between siblings. Right.

If you can avoid it. Because otherwise, even though that will be your child between you and your husband, there will always be this just like disconnect. Right? Like they won't have siblings their age. But if you get somebody who's, I don't know how old the foster system goes up to,

I'm sure that there are kids in there that are like 13, 14, probably even 17. Yeah. And so honestly, thinking about it, like the older years, go the better. I think that

that is that way he really or she feels like a real sibling to the other siblings and such a wonderful thing that you guys want to adopt in the first place and I think that that's great advice. I think that's exactly what I do. We're the best.

We really are. We want to do a what are you nuts. I'd love to our what are nuts moment of the week are gripes with people, places and also things. Recently I saw a pair of cargo pants at my big five Big five sports. What's it called? I have no idea.

Big five sports. Okay. We have dicks over here. We have dicks too, but we also have Big Five. And I was there and they were like, there were these workmen's cargo pants things. And right across in this big sticker on the leg, it said, now with the nine utility pockets. What are you nuts? Too many pockets.

This is crazy. You know, a couple of car. You know, you got the two cargoes. You got two here. Maybe you got one extra for a pen. Nine. What are you nuts? You're pushing it.

Less pockets. They're screwed because this is like their innovation plan now. It's like every two years, they need something new. They started off with one pocket. Two, three. They're up to nine. Eventually the pants will be 100% pockets. That's a great what do you nuts.

Josh, my what are you nuts. I don't know if this is unique to the Hamptons. It certainly doesn't have. happen in the city and it's terrible. You check out at a grocery store. They ask you, how many bags would you like? Well, I don't know. How many bags do I need? Right. I'm not measuring what I'm buying. How many do I need? Well, you know, I think you could get away with a medium and a small. and it's like, what are you nuts? We've gone too far.

I understand that you want to charge me for the bags. I totally get it. I totally get it. Asking me, again, it's different. If you brought your own bags, I totally get it, whatever, you're better than all of us. You win. Sure.

If you haven't brought your own bags, you need to give me the number of bags that fit the things that I bought. Also, it would be nice if you got me bags. That didn't need to be double bags. because if I use a single bag, it will just fall out from under me. Because now you're using two bags, by the way. So how about you stop being such cheap bucks? And you just have a thicker plied bag.

How do you make sure it should be law to have handles? Law. Law. I have to crinkle the top and hold it. Like I'm running away from home. What is this the 40s? It's terrible out there to be a consumer. What are you nuts?

Yeah. You know where it's not terrible to be, Josh, here with you. If you're listening to us, folks, episodes five stars, topical season. What are you nuts? Listen to us wherever you get your podcasts. Watch us on Spotify. The video is gorgeous. Also watch us on YouTube.

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