Good Guys - Objectifying Men with Kid David

Episode Date: February 10, 2025

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You know, last episode we talked about my dear friend, kid David Shribman, and his goings-ons, his debauchous running around, his young single, mid-30s man. And sort of the jubilee, the hijinks, the tomfoolery, some would say, that he has found himself in. One story in particular, but we will get to that. First, I'd like to introduce my friend, Kid David Tribman. Who's going. This place is gorgeous. And just so everybody knows, I've never met Kid David. He seems lovely.

But we're going to get to know each other on this podcast. So I'm going to ask many questions. First and foremost, how are you and how old are you? Are you kidding me? I literally feel like I'm digging myself out of a hole in this podcast, but it'll be fine. You're going to leave this podcast with a wife. I'm just letting you know. I know how you guys feel about unmarried mid-30s men that don't have wires.

You've referred to us as Farrell and that's okay. I'm quite feral. Yeah, so wait, would you say, what's my name? No, not what's your name. How old are you? Oh, how old are I? I'm 36 years young. Okay.

And how many suitors have we had in life? Oh, my gosh. Well, maybe we should have it outside there. You really jumped in there. How many serious girlfriends? Okay. Or boyfriends have we had? serious partners.

Yes. Why don't we talk about how we met? We'll get there. I'm a bad starting point, man, but yeah. Kid David and I were in a little movie called Battle of the Year. And I know you've seen it because in my list of filmography, there's Oppenheimer. There's Oppenheimer. Then there's Battle of the Year, which is a 3D dance movie with Chris Brown.

And I'm going to gush for a second here. like, first of all, David is, I mean, Ben, if you were here in person, the Freelach, the kibit scene we would do, the son of a rabbi, and arguably, arguably one of the greatest break dancers who has ever lived or will live, recent commentator on the Olympics, let's talk Reagan. We have to. But he's a spectacular artist, an incredible person. And I, we were doing the movie and we were flying to France to shoot the movie on our first. day, and this is a little pro-Semitism, I'd say, a little pro-Semite. The dancers saw David and I and said, you guys are Jewish, you should probably sit together. First class, though.

We were in first class. Of course, for Jewish. Thank God. Oh, that's fine. And we've been friends ever since. Yes. That is excellent. Well, Mr. David, thank you for joining.

We're so happy to have you. And, yeah, I wish that I was there. Hold all of your hands. We could have a little kumbaya moment. listen to this podcast. I'm a regular listener. Well, then that's excellent. Like, I think you're funny. I think you're funny. I think you guys are both great. We are. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You're good. Yeah. Are you from L.A.? I know, I'm from San Francisco. Cool. Okay. Yeah. That's cool. And how long have you been in L.A.? I moved to L.A. in 2007. So how long is that?

Almost 20 years. Almost 20 years. Josh, I was going to tell you, I was scrolling TikTok yesterday. and I did see that clip that you and Olivia were talking about that I had never seen before. Of you, I guess, at 11 or 12 years old, 16. I just have the voice of a 10-year-old. It was the best scene I've ever seen in my life. Mean Creek.

Have you seen Mean Creek? He hasn't seen the Whackness. I mean, there's the whackness? I'm going home and I'm watching it immediately. You need to watch Mean Creek. He's amazing in Mean Creek. Actually, all the listeners need to see Mean Creek, too. Mean Creek, we have to.

He's incredible. He's incredible in that movie. It was the best clip I've ever seen. Is he going off? Is it that clip? Yeah. On the boat, going off. Yeah.

Are you kidding me? So good. So good. Yeah. I loved it. So where do we want to start, Ben and Olivia? You lead us because David is too very, here's the thing about David. I knew David, okay?

There's so many like, here's the thing about David. I was 25. He was 23. Around 28, David went through a late life growth spurt. I'm going to be honest. And he was like, because before he was like this cute, Jewishy guy. And then all of a sudden he was like, I'm represented by Ford models. And I was like, what?

Wow. And then I don't know what happened. You like grew into your face. I don't know what happened. Something happened, right? I was not a good looking. You were adorable, but you leveled up. Something happened.

You had a moment. And with that came a new chapter of. of canoodling in his life. And so there's that, there's the women. And then there's the work because this guy, this guy's been on tour with Justin Bieber. You heard of this man? He's performed with.

I'm a believer. With Taylor Swift, you know her? Yes. I mean. I did the Oscars last year, last Academy Awards with Ryan Gosling performing for the Barbie movie. I'm not trying to drop names here. No, you should.

Are you kidding me? What? Do you know what podcast you're on? Boring it. And just like, for example, you think Ryan Gosling. Okay, wait, is Ryan bigger than Taylor? Like, you tell me. No.

No. He's not, right? No, but also. He is, which is insane. But an actor will never be bigger than a musician because music is. That was actually a crazy question. That was a crazy question, right? Is Ryan Gosling bigger than Taylor Swift?

I know. No one bigger than Taylor Swift. No one. But Ryan's pretty big. Absolutely. Is no one bigger? Maybe the rock. Is the rock bigger than Taylor Swift?

No. No way. So no one's bigger than Taylor Swift. Maybe Little Wayne. I was just going to say, I was just going to say Ryan was a pleasure. Like Ryan, getting me like the type of guy. He's looking at you in the eyes. He's like, he knows your name.

He's like, hey, David, like after 20 minutes, there's certain people. And I remember you talking about this, like when you met people like Tom Hanks, it's like they know how powerful it is that you're meeting them. And they know that you might assume that they're going to be kind of some type of way. Sure. They go out of their way to be, you know, normal. You're totally right. It's a story I've told from, when I was doing a show with John Stamos, he invited me to his birthday party and Tom Hanks was there.

And I'll never forget that I saw Tom Hanks ask John what my name was, like from afar. And then he came up and he was like, Josh, nice to meet you on Tom. Because I'm sure so many people are intimidated to come up to him that he bridges the gap for you. That's lovely. It was. What a nice gesture. Yeah. It was like that with Ryan.

Same thing. See, I call him Ryan. Rye dog. Rye. J.B. And what did you think of the Barbie movie? I'll be honest. I was going through some stuff at the time with a lady, which is normal.

Fair. And, dude, I cried. Barby made me cry. God. What the fuck? Like, you said that the wicked movie made you bereft, Ben. What are we talking about? The wicked movie did leave me.

Burrage. I was on an airplane though, you know. Did you see the substance? No. Is it a horror movie? Yeah. No, I didn't. I saw a Nosferatu.

I think that every single person that cried during the Barbie movie should see the substance. Because I think we spoke at this. You don't know what I was going through, Ben. Tried to accomplish with Barbie dolls. They actually accomplished in this crazy sicko horror movie. And my accent almost came, horror. The greatest Jewish horror movie would be a horror in Florida. Oh my gosh.

You brought up Steve Harvey before, and it reminded me of a story that I've never told you, Josh, about Steve Harvey. First of all, the best, legend, family feud. I could watch it all day long. Every day, his teeth. His teeth, I was just going to say. standard of teeth.

Yeah. And I once heard, he gets a massage a day. A massage a day. He is a masseuse come after family feud. He gets rubbed every single day. But Claudia's first time ever on TV, I guess this was like 2012 or 13. We had been dating like a year. The Steve Harvey show reached out to her and they said, we'd love to have Claudia on for this dating segment where Steve is going to help Claudia find a man.

And she came to me and she's like, I know where. I know we're together, but like, do you mind if I do this? I'm like, of course not. No, no worries. So me and Claudia went to Chicago to the taping of, I guess was the Steve Harvey show, and I literally sat in the audience while Steve Harvey set my wife up with another man.

Oh my gosh. And roll the clip. And we're back. Holy crap, dude. And who was this schmo that was dating your beloved? Oh, this. He was ugly too. Ugly.

He was fine looking. He was honestly handsome. Are his teeth real? No. No one in Hollywood. I'm worried about these questions. Is Taylor Swift bigger than Ryan Gosling and our Steve Harvey's horse teeth real? No.

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You ever seen a pair of those things? Sometimes they're like not shaped down enough. They're just like. I want them. Claudia won't let me, but my teeth are a little bit small. Are they? Wow. I could see you with it.

Can you? She said that I would look like Steve Harvey, which is just, it's a compliment on Steve. Steve can do it. I can do it. You can do it, but it's going to cost you

$100,000 for good ones. Yeah, I guess I shouldn't barter teeth. No, you can't do posts for teeth. No. I'll give you a frame a month per tooth until we're done. And they have to shave them down the little nubbins.

Oh, yeah, when they're not shaved, dude, I knew a guy actually during one of these bad dance movies that we've done. Oh, no, you already know. This kid, he got veneers like two months before we shot. And he shows up to set,

and they were just like, it was bad. It's a lot. I don't even think you can match cut. It was like, yeah. I want to have full orthonaphic surgery because I have a underbite.

Look for the people at home. Look, you ready for this? Look at that. That's my bite. That's F, guys. That is F. Your top teeth are supposed to go over your bottom teeth.

Mine do not. I have something called an open bite, also known as a crossbite. But the way to fix it is to literally break your jaw. And it'll make me even cuter, which would be like who thought that was possible. But I'll look different. And I... Like right now, a little bit to change. I would just, my chin would be out, would be more forward, yes.

And so what are we doing this for? What problem with this solved? It's profile. Pain. And I look crazy. Oh, you have pain because of it in my jaw. Because imagine if you were like walking with like an extra inch on one of your heels every single day. Like because it's not balanced, my jaw sort of I chew things on one side.

It's just weird. Is it connected to your TMJ issue? Yeah, it's connected to my TMJ. And what list? No. I was just going to say. I'm just saying I hear no list. God bless you.

Well, I don't. I, yeah. You have self-proclaimed list. Can you imagine me without a lisp and like a prominent chain? Now I feel bad. Now I feel like when I was in grade school and they were like, Josh, go to the speech office. And I'm like, okay.

And I'm like walking down the hall going like, I'm 190 pounds. I'm 5'2. I have a Lisp. Like, I have no dad. What the fuck? 190 pounds and 5-2 is so cute. I was at a restaurant the other night and there was actually a 600 pound waiter

and I turned to my dad and I was like that guy like me and my dad locked eyes were like that guy is cute. Yeah, my 600 pound waiter. It's so good. It's like Vanderpump rules but for overeaters anonymous. That would be amazing.

Can you imagine a fat Vanderpump rules? How good would that be? So good. Oh my God. We need more fat people on TV. Like, that's just what it is. You guys talk about fat people a lot, you know, part of them. Because we are.

Yeah, it's. But you're not anymore. It's not. You talk about it like, look, I can't explain. Have you ever been fat? You don't strike me as a fat person. No, never. No.

Okay. So I will say. There's something called a fat heart. Okay. Once you've been fat, you have a fat heart. Which means you just, you're just fat. Like, can you talk about fat people for the rest of your life as if you're one? Yes.

Yeah. I'm morbidly obese, even if I, like, spent two months in Auschwitz. I'm morbidly obese no matter what. Like, it's a part of who I am. Like, I love it. Like, me and Josh, you should see our DMs. It's like anything from like, I just sent him this like 900 pound man who flops his belly over his penis. Or there's our favorite, the fat people who find areas of theme parks where they can properly sit in a booth.

There's an account where this is the type of restaurant where me and my 600-pound family can fit. Plus size riders. You're offended by the whale? No, loved. Wasn't there a community of people like offended by the whale? That movie was, that movie was a lot. It was insane. I wasn't offended.

First of all, shout out Brendan Fraser. Great job in that movie. Oh, my God. Great job. So disgusting, though. Nobody needs to make this fucking movie. But that's what, apparently that's what the, are we allowed to say fat? Are you allowed to say fat?

Yes. Fat. I said F word? Okay, but yeah. Apparently the fat community was upset how gross, how gross he looked in it. The truth is, as somebody that definitely has like a bit of an overeating issue, I texted Josh the other night. I'm like, is it a problem that I blacked out and ate an entire pint of thigh yogurt? Like a whole pint. Like that's not good. Like you're supposed to have a cup of yogurt and be satisfied. I have an overeating problem. I can see how one could get to the plate. that he's at.

The thing that I hated about the movie was the enabler. Like this random woman that he was with it, like, oh, hey, good to see you. Here's your footlong sub. Like, be a friend. Stop feeding this man. I hated that movie. Did you hate it? It did offend you.

It offended you. But it didn't offend me. Maybe it offended me. It's extreme, but of course movies are conflict, right? And like, we want high stakes. And so we show the extreme. Imagine if you were watching leaving Las Vegas and you're like, well, Nicholas Cage, like there are some people who are able to be alcoholics and not kill themselves over it.

It's like, well, no, we're showcasing people who are at that point and they're using. And unfortunately, I like, absolutely, there are bigger people who are beautiful that handle it perfectly and it's not a thing. But there are the extreme cases which the whale is showing. That's what's interesting to see. Josh, you are casually name-dropping just amazing people. Nick Cage. I just watched National Treasure one and two.

Back to back. We're going to steal the Constitution. I recently shuffled through a Nick Cage movie. It's like, shall I watch that? There's something about... National Treasure is a national treasure. It's like the best.

It's one of the best. Mm-hmm. You love Perfect Unknown, huh? So did, so did David. I think complete unknown. I think total unknown. My version is a complete unknown.

A complete unknown. No, my name. I'm like a late-blooming Timothy Shalamee fan. I can not a fan, but like I'm starting to get. Oh yeah, I get it too. I get it too and I liked the movie. I think because I like Bob Dylan. That's right.

I just liked listening to like good music and like watching something peaceful that wasn't so, it wasn't a stressful movie by any means. You didn't have to like make an effort to follow. It was like nice. Yeah, yeah, it was just nice. It wasn't, I guess as I'm saying, it wasn't particularly good, but it was very pleasant and he was good but he was weird on SNL last week am I weird for saying that it felt weird why I don't know really it's his first

impression I just like oh no I didn't see it I'm just like this is weird he just seems to crush it on everything like he crush it on like Saturday game day like on the um you know the college stats and stuff yeah with the college football I just saw him on who's the big Elvis in the Z morning zoo or whatever it's called in New York. Who's the radio guy? Elvis Duran. Elvis in the morning zoo. Elvis Duran. Isn't he like, Oh, whoa, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Like in L.A. we have Ryan Seacrest on 90. Yeah, no, Elvis Duran is Z100. Z100. But now he's on Sirius XM, I think. But anyway, Timothy was on that, and he's like, I listen to you every morning. He's like calling out the catchphrase. And I'm like,

how do you not like this guy? Yeah, he was like, no, he knows how to play the game. Here for him. But with that being said, there's other, there's other people that can play roles. Come on. You don't have to give them every role. Give them my roles for sure. I don't need it. Listen, we got Samsung. Wow, nice.

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Of hooking up with celebrities? Yeah. I can't do that. He can't do that. But like, like, look. Well, let me tee you up. Last week we talked about how my friend kid who's been going around and having a nice time and being single at 36 and online dating and being represented by Ford models.

dancing for all the biggest names in the world. So you've come over biweekly to my home for dinner. And you tell my wife and I these stories. And we feel like you're our like oldest son. We love you. And so I shared one here and then I called you. And it basically had to do with the fact that you have found that more girls lately have been asking you to film when you guys are canoodling,

which you're okay with, to which Ben and please jump in here, said, clearly you are on a Reddit forum for all. Only fans positive dating options. I just don't see any other way that like this could be happening. Perhaps I'm quite removed. Let me turn the table. Have you ever filmed a canoodle? No.

Are you interested in filming a canoodle? I shower with the lights off. Certainly. Yeah, no. First of all, is you. Okay, let's just start here. Ben, if you filmed a canoodle with you and your life, I'm aware that you've been together for quite a long time.

Yes. You would see yourself make faces that you've never seen your pissy. But first of all, I literally, this is teeing up my what are you nuts for later, but I got a, I was stretched by a 20-year-old named Ibrahim. And as he was pushing back my leg, he said, Oh, your eyes are fluttering. If only you had it on tape. Oh, my God.

I was so uncomfortable. So I assume I make strange faces while I'm thrusting my woman. Absolutely. Oh, my God. So how does it start? The first time you're going to date with this person, things go well, you guys are moving to the bedroom. How does it get brought up? I mean, that's one that was like, this was literally like quite the one night stand.

I was like outside of a bar. And also, like, I just think this needs to be done more often. Like, men need to be objectified. Yes, title. Or not objectified enough. You know what I'm saying? This girl comes up to me. She goes, holy fuck, you are so fucking hot.

She grabs me. You're coming with me. Like. Ben and I can relate. Zoom in on my face. Look, that doesn't happen to me ever. I'm serious. It doesn't, especially with cute girls.

Like, oh, my gosh. Am I canceled? Like I know it's good. Okay. Our audience is fine. Are they? Like, yeah.

This is the thing is like when men aggressively hit on women all the time, it's like, oh my God, just stop, just stop, just stop. Because it's gross. Like when people are aggressive. That's right. That's right. Yes. Like enough.

And I get it. But when a woman does it do. Oh my God. Olivia, what do we think of this? I agree that men need to be more objectified. The focus has been on women for too long. Let's turn their tables. I'm glad that.

Yeah. Thank you. 1,000%. And it felt good. It felt good. I was like, yes. I thank you for telling me I'm hot and whatever. Anyway, we end up having a great and I were dancing and we drink and we go back to my hotel.

It was like working for the weekend. And we start a canoodle and she's like, oh my God, like I want to film. It was mid canoodle. Phone was on the nice, Dan. Grab the phone and there we go. Okay, first of all, logistics wise, does she bring a tripod? Is there a drone? Like, how are you any angles?

The flash on. And it's like. Is it perched up against like a. A lamp. Opia. You holding it while you're. You hold it. Yes. Because they want to see that.

I'm not saying they. People want to see themselves. That's the hot part. And then they put a hypothetical out there. Ben, I'm sitting keep 20 effects of that. So they're filming themselves. They're holding it.

I'm more stuff than holding the camera. So they're filming you? I'm filming. It's Peelby. You're filming them. Them and my bottom half. Oh. Is this insane?

That's a fucking. I don't know, Olivia, is this insane? That's pretty fucking cool. It's not, no. It's not cool or it's not insane. It's not insane. Okay, look, I'm also just going to clarify that this was months ago. Generations ago.

Let's say your wife was, I don't work for seven days, doing her thing. And you wanted to canoodle with yourself, which I assume you canoodle with yourself sometimes. You guys call self-canoodling? Sure. Yeah, sure, self-canoodling. Now, when you canudle with yourself or using your, imagination or do you need to see things? Honestly, I can do either.

Me too, Ben. Good for us. I swear to God, I can. I swear to God, I can do either. Get me a pipe and an ascot. I'm an old fashioned gentleman. Absolutely. I still have in my head from when I'm 13 years old, Robin Bird, Channel 54. She's 60 years old on the pole. Do you know what I'm talking about Josh with the heavy bush? Oh, please. I'll revisit X's.

Hello, Diane. Leg up. Okay, so let me, let me, okay. You guys have talked about this, like, pornography is a problem, okay? It can be. And candy, okay? I don't want to like single, yeah. And like, this is the thing.

Ben, if you were to watch content, why not be the content that you're watching when you're canoodling with yourself, be you and your wife, rather than someone else. That's a beautiful, beautiful sentiment. It is. Yeah. I'd rather, I'd rather picture Robin Bird. It's because our bodies look like plastic surgery before videos.

We look like the picture on the left. It is weird, though. It's weird watching it back. The picture on the left. I also would need to like, I'd need to like flip the video. Like, I'm sure my head would look weird. It depends on which angle is coming in at. You don't put your head in at.

You know how like you can only take selfies and Instagram? Like, I can only take selfies in Instagram. If I take them in the camera, my head looks weird. Totally. I need to reorient the video. I get that. Yeah. Surely.

What I'm saying is, like, that's why I remember on the, on the pod that you mentioned this story, it's like, why are they doing it? What are they doing with these videos? I think they're monetizing it and putting it on their only fans. Specific woman that I think was potentially because of how often and different, she was prepared with setups. What does that mean? Are we talking tripods?

Are we talking ring lights on the wall, film in the mirror, like all these details. Gotcha. And like merch, only fans merch when you have to. And do you see residuals? No, no, no. I mean, that's, I've never actually like saw that they're potentially putting this stuff on the internet and making money. But if I did, I expect residuals or something.

You should get cut in. 100% should be cut in. But they're not even sending you the video. Is this correct? Yes, sometimes. How do we feel about that? That's what made me suspicious about it. that one because it was always on her phone.

Other ones had been on my phone. Like, okay, send me the video. But my instinct, and I would agree, I think it's hot to watch it back and watch that rather than whatever you need to do at the porn. I mean, it is porn, but it's like, this is an experience you have that you're really. Do I sound insane?

No, I don't think that's insane. I don't think you sound insane. I think it's lovely. I think it's lovely. And it's kind of hot. It's like, how? I think it's, you think it's slightly generational. It's like Gen Z.

I think like the stigma, like, that it's not weird. And I, no, I don't think it's weird. And I also think that it just, you know, I'm a public person, right? So that's always been my fear, right? That, like, I'm taking some, like, selfie in the bathroom because, like, I want to see if I, like, look a little less fat than usual that it's going to leak. You know what I'm saying? K wasn't concerned. Paraceltson was concerned.

Certainly some people use it to their advantage. Shut up, Ben. I just had such a just terrible image. Ben, I'll send you a couple. I look good. I look really good. But I cut it off at the right places. But like my wife, who's a civilian, who's never in entertainment or whatever, like, of course, when we were dating, I'd be like, hey, send me a little naughty photo.

And she'd be like, hey, I'll never do that. Because she just was worried that it would leak. So it seems like that people are less worried about their needs. Like, here you are being like, because I brought it up to you. I'm like, what if it comes out or like leaked or something? You're like, and what? Like literally I don't care. Whoa.

I understand. I'm not caring. No. I'm not saying I'm like, I live great or I'm like, whatever. But I don't. I think what do you? You said your face wasn't in it anyways, right? No, I got tattoos below the waist.

So you could figure it out. But your face wasn't in it. No. My face. What honestly, my dream is sometimes I, Not sometimes. I always walk around my apartment naked. And we have exclusively glass windows.

And there's buildings all over. People can see in. And my dream is that somebody takes a picture of me ass naked, throws it on the internet and I can sue them. That is like my dream. The problem with what you're doing is that it's consensual. So if somebody were to throw it on the internet, actually it's not consensual for mass distribution.

You would still have a claim. Probably. I'd like, that's my leg. That's my tattoo. Well, I don't know. Well, yes. No. It's in private property. The expectation of privacy is there because it's in your place. If I was on the beach, it'd be a different story. Yeah, if you're in public. Then you can film whatever you want in public. Oh, yeah. But Olivia, if you feel comfortable commenting, like, amongst your contemporaries or whomever, like, is it, are some people just more uptight and nervous about that than others? Do you have friends who are like, oh, I wouldn't mind if something came out?

Yeah. Well, I think everybody would be at least like, again, being more of like a normal person, you know, not being like as in the public eye, obviously, by any means. It's like something that we're all still worried about. Like something coming out, nobody really wants that. But also I think like people are definitely more open to like filming. And I have like, like my friends have like discussed that before too. That's something that's like, you know, they've experimented with.

But I'm trying to find the best way to say. No, no, just say Olivia. But I will say the thing that keeps popping up in my mind when I was in high school, they made us do like these digital footprint assemblies every year. And they were like, never send a nude image because if you do and it gets on the internet, you're going to want to kill yourself. And that was just like what they told us like once a year all the time. So that's just like deeply ingrained in my memory to the point where I'm like afraid

to post normal things on the internet. Sure. comes to like a private, you know, piece for like you and your partner or whatever. Like, I think that's fine. You just have to trust each other. And then like if you break up, make a code or whatever, that it's like we're going to get rid of that material. You know what I mean?

So I think there's a little less stigma in like personal lives, but still there's a fear that it could get out somewhere. And just to make us clear, I've had that. I've had, I've had a woman after, like after we stop talking and canoodling. Like, okay, can you delete those? Like, can you delete everything you have? And I'm like, yeah, all of them. Wow.

What an interesting landscape. It's fascinating. This is fascinating. Is this podcast getting too edgy? What kind of... No, it's good. My mom's going to be thrilled. What kind of a nash do you have to watch your only fans videos with your partner?

Like, is that a charcutory board? Are we just talking popcorn in M&Ms? I think you need, like, you need something that's definitely not gassy. Because if you're watching yourself and all of a sudden you're like ripping like a really, like, gassy stew-like part yeah no cheese

it's no stew no vets over imagine let me put out a pot of stew I thought we could watch videos of us fucking and eat shepherd's pie

oh my honestly this calls for a chili it's good wow so I mean I think like I honestly we could transition to speak pipes.

Is there anything else you want to share with the class? That's it. I do not at all. I'm single. You want to do a speak pipe? Yeah, I think we would be remiss not to get to a speak pipe. If you want to leave us a message, you want to ask us a question. Go to speakpipe.com slash good guys.

Keep it brief. Brevity is key. Let's get to it. Sorry, hold on. We're going to get there. Let's hear from, I don't know. Hey good guys. I have a problem that I would love your advice on. My boyfriend is going on a trip with friends that includes a girl who is single that will be there. I can't go because I already actually had a trip planned with my girlfriend. But my boyfriend was picking the Airbnb and he told me that he might have to share a bed with the only single girl on the trip. Whoa. I wasn't comfortable with that and said I really didn't want that to happen. I didn't even care if they shared the same room. I just really was uncomfortable with them sleeping in the same bed.

He said, as long as I trust him, because he loves me, he wants to be with me. All they would be doing is sleeping. Nothing would happen. And I shouldn't have a problem with it. Am I crazy for being really uncomfortable in the situation? No. You are with a gas lighter. Yeah.

Holy shit. Savage. Holy shit. That's crazy. No, for sure. If you happen to have to sleep with the only single girl, like not only is that guy probably a teenager in here, he's now he's lying to your face. and then gaslighting you, Ben?

I guess he got to be, like, he's not lying. Like, he's very upfront and honest, which is so strange. No, like, he's definitely going to cheat on her, but he's actively telling her. He's actively telling her. He's like, by the way, like, it's a little awkward. I have to share a bed with a single girl. Like, I don't even know he's, he's so manipulative. It's so many.

It's terrible. It's so manipulative because it's like, not only am I telling you, but you should trust me. Like, and then it's on the attack. I don't like that at all. It's awful. Sleep on the floor, you doche. Sleep on the couch. Like, are you insane?

Like, leave him. Yeah. It's terrible. It's terrible. Leave the single girl, the kid David. Claudia wouldn't let me go to lunch with the single girl. Like, sleeping in the same house.

Could you not go to lunch with a single girl? No, no. Really? Yeah, no, no. I don't really, like, no, no. Wow, you guys are more. It's also just never really come up. In what, in what context would ever?

No business? Sprit society? You have a new problem? But I don't know that she's single because, sure, maybe I have been to lunch with a business person that could have been single. But her relationship never came up. It's never like, hi, this girl is single. I'm going to have lunch.

That would be nuts. What if you had worked with someone in some capacity, a publicist or whomever? And you just remain friendly because it was like quasi professional, quasi-professional. And she was like, hey, let's, you know, I'm in the city. Let's grab lunch for whatever. I guess by complete coincidence, the only relationships like that that I have are with lesbians. Hmm. Interesting. I don't know.

I don't know. Next speak pipe. But yeah, this girl should dump them. This is too much. It's not right. Next one. Huge moron, huge fan of the toast. I'm in a bit of a situation.

I need your help. I'll keep a brief for everybody is key. So I'm about to go look at a new apartment that I want to split with my really good friend. Me and him grew up together. I also grew up with his twin sister who we've definitely grown apart over the years because she's just a hot mess. I don't trust her friends. I don't trust her boyfriend. She doesn't even have a job. I know that if we go into this apartment together, that she's always going to be there. And I can't have that. I just don't want her where I live. I just don't trust her. I don't like her.

I don't like her friends. And everything is perfect with the setup with me and him. But his twin sister just is the worst. And I don't really know how to phrase that. And what do I do? What do I say? You don't live with him. What are you nuts? You can't control if a guy has his sister over. It's it. That's it. Who chooses these speak pipes? Me. We don't have a lot to choose from. How do you get on an episode?

The Vex a sign and that? We probably get like $35,000 an app. Nice. Chose it on the name, what are you going to call them? No, I like Good High. Not Good High. And I think we're getting close to Good High. We're locking in Good High right now.

I just got some stationary, some Good High Stationary, and I'm having someone working a logo. I get speak pipes from men. Yeah. Okay, just curious. Yeah, I'm trying to think. I don't think this was from a dude. A guy did call, but it wasn't great.

So I deleted it. You know, we're for the gals. We're guys gals. Yeah. Next one. Wait, we're guys gals. We're gals. We're gala guys.

Remember we thought about that for the name of the pod and then we thought it would just be a trans pod. And so we like it. We do like a beat and switch. Yeah. Oh, we have to talk about Amelia Perez. Holy crap, this movie was insane. Yes. It was just, I don't even get how a movie like this can be green lit.

Like, this is. It's a crazy story. It is. I couldn't get through five minutes of it. No, like you're watching this movie. I'll summarize it very quickly. Spoiler alert, but don't see it. So you can be spoiled.

But spoiler alert, you're watching this movie. It's about the cartel. This guy who's the, like, head of the cartel wants to transition to a woman because he's always wanted to be a woman, seemed earnest, whatever. And then the whole other half of the movie, he finds a way to pretend to be the aunt of his former children and lives with his former wife and lives with his former kids. And they're like, you smell like my papa. And she's like, I'm not your papa. I'm auntie. And then auntie just like dies. The car like goes off a cliff. Like it was so

fucking weird. Yeah, that's Amelia Perez. I heard. Also, I've had like five different people try to explain the plot of that movie three. I don't look at how to see it. There's no plot. It doesn't. People like to explain that movie. Oh, sorry. Also, the transitioned cartel gang leader

then becomes an activist for cartel crime. And it's a musical. You're leaving that part out then. And it's a Spanish musical. It's insane. It's a Spanish musical. Made by a Frenchman

casting a Selena Gomez that doesn't speak Spanish. Selena Gomez doesn't speak Spanish. No, that was the biggest thing. If you Google it, they're all like, if you actually know Spanish, you know that like the way she's saying

these things is wrong. Is it like Hilaria Baldwin? Thébayas. Yes. How do you say a Ciboyaf? Onion. Zoe's fantastic. She's fantastic.

It's hot. And Selena's crushing it, Dude, she got double nominated for the Golden Globes. Benny Blanks. Another tribe member shout out. All right, one more speak pipe. Then we'll get to get your what are you nuts ready. I know.

It's a lot of pressure. This one's from, I don't know. Hey, good guys. Listening to your episode talking about BH, and I realize that that's a Jewish term, and I know what you're saying, but the only BH I know is butthole. And so every time you say BH,

I just keep thinking of butthole, and I don't think that's what you mean, but I want you to know that maybe there's someone else out there who's thinking you're saying butthole. Lady, nobody abbreviates butthole B.H. Like, shut up. Nobody's ever abbreviated butthole. B.H.

Like, no. Okay, jeez. No, if anything, maybe a stretch, Josh, instead of Baruch Hashem, maybe BNH photo, I think of. Which is also super duress. Yeah, totally Jewish place. But yes, we say Baruch Hashem, thank you God. And it's sort of used as also like a way to ward off bad things, God forbid.

So yes, God forbid. God forbid. B.H. God forbid. God forbid. Kid is the son of a rabbi, the great Rabbi Henry Shreiberman. How often does your father say B.H? Like Baruch Hashem or abbreviated as B.H.

Either. He's never abbreviated. I think that's a good guy. Do you guys, isn't a thing? I thought you guys did that one episode? No, B.H. It is? B.H.

It might be a new thing. He's little old. It's very Gen Z of us. It's kind of like you filming sex. Like it's... I'm going to give something wonderfully hallmarkian for this dirty birdie episode. So I played a rabbi in a movie called Thirteen the Musical. And of course, you know me.

Ronnie does his research over here. Ronnie research. So I said, David, Peter paperwork and Ronnie Research. So I said to David, I'm like, can I chat with your dad and just like learn some things about being a rabbi? So I talked to him and he was so lovely. And he taught me something about, because my character is helping put this kid through his bar mitzvah to learn his Haft Torah and his Torah portion that he reads in front of the entire congregation. And the great rabbi Shreiberman said, listen, having a bar or a bat mitzvah at 13 years old doesn't make you a man, doesn't make you a man. doesn't make you a woman. It's all ridiculous.

He's like, what it does is it enters a really difficult task of learning an ancient language and disrupts what should otherwise be a pretty wonderful childhood with this unnecessarily difficult task. But if you are able to get through that with grace, it will teach you at a young age how to get through challenging things with grace. And that's what being Jewish is about. That is beautiful. Right. That is beautiful. And Josh's ability to remember that is insane.

It's very Josh. It's beautiful. Apparently I didn't listen to him my entire life. No, he'd be so proud. I'm not going to tell him to listen to this podcast. I think he should be very proud of you. Oh, thank you, Ben. He should be very proud of you.

Thank you. Very proud. Thank you. But that is a lovely, clearly a great rabbi. I probably give us a great sermon. He's quite the sermon man. He is. Yes.

Wow. I love a good sermon. Yeah, he never wanted to be the rabbi that was like belonged to a congregation. He was the guy that would just like cruise in and drop a sermon. Yeah, that's nice. Also, he professor of, professor of ancient languages and some pretty big universities in Northern California. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

Should we get to our Woody You Nuts? Yes. Okay, our Woody You Nuts moment of the week is our gripes with people, places and things, big and small, whatever, sticking in your craw. Ben, please go first. Yes, I remember. I remember. All right. So I'm at, I go to the.

new place. I'm actually not going to name the exact place, but it's a stretching place. Okay. I'm sure you guys have this assisted stretching. It's mainly for the injured or the morbidly obese. People that like to go in, we like to lay down, we like to be stretched. I'm trying to open up my hips. I'm trying to work on my general rotation, push back. My arms are a little bit stiff. So I like, I like going in and I go in and this, he told me he was 20. I was like, he doesn't look 20. He's like, I'm 20 years old. My name is Ibrahim. I'm already thinking to myself, oh my God, there's a 20 year old college student who's doing this for me. He's like, okay, let's talk through what we're going to do. I heard from the manager that we're going to open up your hips. Now, before I do that, I want to know, do I have permission to touch you. Sir, what are you nuts? Of course you have permission to touch me. We're at a stretching, assistant stretching. What else you would even do with your mind? Your needs your mind to stretch me? Like, it just, I just, I can't stand with this culture. Do I have permission? to touch you. Like obviously that doesn't apply to a place where you're being assisted, assisted stretching that applies to maybe canoodling, maybe whatever it may be, consent,

very important. Not when you're at a place where, you know what I mean? That's like if you walked into the ritz to get a massage and your masseuse said to you, do I have permission to touch? No, I'm out of here. It's done. The vibe is over. Right. No, that's, yeah, it's crazy. crazy. So good. My Winnie and Nuts is I was watching my new favorite show on Max the Pit. Excellent. Shout out John Wells.

Wow. It's so good. Love it. Love it. Love it. And there was an advertisement for a new show, reality show, competition show on Max. Who's called Human vs. Hamster.

Let's start there. It's humans running through gigantic hamster type obstacle courses. Oh, my God. They're drinking from the water spout And then It ends with Human vs. Hamster Brought to you by Chip and Joanna Gaines

I'm in What Do you have to do with this? Like As though someone was like, I'm on the fence Who's it produced by? I'm in. I love Chip and Joe

though. Me too. They're awesome, but they're moguls. That would not maybe push me towards hamster versus human. Anyway. Do you have one? I mean, your life is a little bit of a what are you not. Like me.

I'm very much. But no, I think my quick one would be the other day it rained in L.A. And it didn't, has rained forever. And as soon as it rains in L.A., people's fucking common sense go out the window, the way they drive, what they're wearing. And the fashion is what really irks me. Like these guys in their duck boots and winter coats. And it's 70 degrees out.

Right. That's my what are you nuts. What are you nuts? Nuts. It's 70 degrees. It rained once. Why are you wearing your duck boots? And why'd your girl let you leave the house with those?

Why do they even own them? Olivia, what do you think about duck boots? You know what I'm talking about? Nuts. Nuts. Yeah, yeah. Like the old school little kid boots. What's even more nuts is how do you, how do you own duck boots when it's perpetually a drought?

They're saving it for that. I would throw away. When do you need it? They're saying me here for that one day. And it's my wedding and us. This is the problem with the house. You have too much room. Too much room for junk.

Okay? Too much room for junk. You don't save rain boots when you live in a place that has a perpetual drought. You don't need rain boots in L.A. You don't need them. Is that safe to safe? Straight up. You just don't need it.

Yeah. That's safe. Kid, shout out your social handles, all your things before we go. Anywhere we can follow you. David. I'm a kid David. Mr. David. Don't judge me.

Wait, wait, why are you called Kid David? Because I started dancing when I was really young. And like, it's a thing. It's a, oh, we should do this before we go. Like, B-boys have names, right? Like, B-boy flips, B-boy Venom, B-Boy Casper. Super weird. It's like grown people that are like cosplaying, like, superheroes.

And it's like we all nicknames. And hip-hopping and breaking, you get a nickname. It's all I'm giving to you. You don't choose it. So you would be, what should bet? You want to give Ben one like B-Boy or Zempic or like? It has to end in my first name. A rhyme is nice.

A rhyme is nice. Like, it can rhyme. I don't know. I think you guys should give it to each other. Josh, do you know him better? Like Big Titty Ben? B-Tee-B? What is it?

Big Titty? Come on to the side for Big Titty Ben. This is a big-titty band. We're giving a shot to my boy. It's pretty good. I like it. I'll be B-boy, no dad. It's just super sad.

It's just super sad. Oh, before we go, we got to talk about that real quick. So, kid, truly being one of the greatest B-Boys to ever live, was one of the commentators this year for the Olympics when B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-O-In was an event in Paris. So tell us about Ray Gun. Oh, man. Yeah, so all I remember about Raygun,

this is the thing is when you're watching, when you're commentating anything, I think, you commentated before a doctor. No. What, the Improv Olympics? When you're commentating, you're kind of watching, through this different lens. So it took me a second to realize, like, how bad she was. Solid. And then as soon as I saw, like, I was like, okay, she's bad. And I looked to my guy next

to me. I'm like, I'm going to lay out. I'm not going to say anything. And I just kind of, like, didn't say anything. But let me tell you this. The next day at NBC, I didn't get to go to Paris for the Olympics. I was doing it from NBC in Connecticut. And the next morning, so very important people were like, hey, David, like, sit down. Like, explain to me what happened. Like, and look, I don't even know to say. Shoot, it's back. What? she did for breaking is bad. It was already embarrassing saying you're a break dancer. No. What are you talking about? It used to be kind of cool. But to be honest, I'm the type that would avoid it. Like, if someone asked me what I do at a bar, I do. I get that because I don't want to,

I don't want to say an actor. Like, because it opens up this. What are you been in? Like, what do you mean? Right. Or like, where are you a waiter? That's what people want to say. It's just like the worst conversation we don't want to have. Yeah. So anyway, saying you are a break dancer was already, already weird. And now it's just like, oh, so you're like a good version of Raygun? Do you know what I mean? And dude,

like tons of sponsors dropped out. Like a lot of the like newer generation break dancers. We call them B-Wiser B-Girls. They were like, they were represented by these big brands that got involved leading into the Olympics. And they were all the brands were like, yo, we're out.

Wow. But that's not. He's like a joke. And no one remembers it overshadowed everything. And the reason why she was there? That's the biggest question. Why was she there? Why was someone of that level even in the Olympics?

And look, when you have a qualifier and no one shows up in a weird place in a random kind of country, then it's... That's who's going to go. No one showed up. Wow. Damn. How do we get... We should have shown up. I didn't know.

No one showed up. And not only that, it's like, it's a... Could you imagine, though, if you and me, Ben, we find a qualifier for, like, some random, like, javelin? We need to. It's not the first. But it's embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for her, and I hope she sees this. But, like, I just don't feel bad, bro.

I don't feel bad. She got really shamed in the movement and drag. You know, I'm like, you should. She apparently was some, I mean, no one should. She fucked with your sport. She fucked with your sport. She fucked with it, and she really tainted the public eye. And not only that, she, like, apparently she was some PhD in cultural studies.

And it's like, if you're a PhD, first of all, where does that exist except Australia? Like, you're a PhD in breakdancing? Like, I don't get it. And also, like, if you're such a master and professor of culture, like, you should know that you being on that stage was an embarrassment of this culture. You weren't ready. If you knew about this culture,

you would know that your level was not that of the current culture. You know what I'm saying? Damn. Folks, it's good. This episode, this episode, five stars. Amazing. Otherwise, what are you nuts?

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