Good Guys - Paige Peck: Parenting, Weddings, and All The Rumors

Episode Date: May 6, 2024

The beautiful, gorgeous gem of a human and Josh's wife Paige O'Brien Peck is here! While in NYC, Paige, Josh and Ben recap Nick Viall's wedding, Josh being exposed as a huge Jersey Shore fan, doing karaoke with Claudia, believing in zodiacs, Josh and Ben's 5k marathon, and more! They discuss some news stories and answer your speakpipes.... oh! and there's a merch sneak peek! It's incredible! If you're not rating 5 stars and listening and then watching again on YouTube, what are ya NUTS?!?! Leave us a voicemail here! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Sponsors: Go to Nutrafol.com code GOODGUYS to save $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping Thrivemarket.com/goodguys for 30% off your first order + a $60 FREE gift Beistravel.com/goodguys for 15% off your first purchase Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The following podcast is a Dear Media production. I'm Josh Peck and I'm Ben Sauffer and we're the good guys. There's a lot of guys out there and we're the good ones. Mazel morons, we are here with the unofficial official, mayor of New York City, Ben Soffer and my betrothed, my partner in life, my number one, Ms. Page O'Brien Peck. Hello. You look fantastic.

This green is giving green. Thank you. I wasn't expecting to be here on camera. Right here we are. Speaking of the city, I was a couple minutes late. I apologize. Okay. I want to institute the out-of-state driver's permit for people that come into the city from a different state state.

For example, you're not, you don't have a New York state driver's license. You're from New Jersey. You decide you want to take a ride over the George Washington Bridge, hop into Manhattan, and start to fuck everything up. Just start to drive slow, not know how to turn. And all I'm asking, sure, it could be a worker's permit, maybe like a visa, right? If you come into the city, all you got to do is apply. I don't want you willy-nilly popping into the city ruining things because they're very slow drivers.

They're very bad drivers. Occasionally get somebody from Maryland. I don't know if you guys have this in California because it's a long drive from anywhere else to California. But New York is so, I could get people from Maryland, Jersey, Pennsylvania. Sure. The tri-state area. Really anywhere. And these people don't know how to drive in New York. Manhattan driving. You said it yourself last night. It's very different. Manhattan driving. It's chaos. And you got to know how to live in the chaos. Otherwise, you're going to get eaten alive. What do we think? What's next to social credit score? Yeah, China. I'm in. Yeah, what's going on over here? I'm totally in. Zuckerberg. I do have to say, we got in the car with you last night. You were driving and immediately thought we were going to die. Like, as soon as you pulled out, everyone in the car went, oh, there was like a car. But that was my dad.

Right. Look. Ben's a wild kid as far as driving goes to New York. First is the fact that you do drive and that you'll just like, you'll take the car out for a little, like a little commute, like a little A to B, which is wild. Yeah, no, I take the car out all day because we have the parking lot now across the street, which is an incredible luxury. Rich.

Incredible luxury. Rich. Look, it's honestly, it's a good deal. No, it is nice. But I, yeah, I abide no laws. I drive in the bus lane. You could catch me making a right when it says no right. Yes.

Like, I'm willing to risk it. Does Claudia drive? Oh, yeah, she drives. But you're always, are you the driver when you guys are together? I'm just like a little bit nuts about being a passenger when somebody's driving. Like, if I have the opportunity to drive, I'm driving. Yeah. I know I can get us there faster if I drive.

I'm a little bit of a control freak. Ben's wild. Well, control freak's one thing. You're also just, you have a death wish. He drives 90 miles per hour on the interstate. Florida, you park anywhere whenever. Facts. You're like down, you're basically like, if we don't get towed, I won.

And by the way, did I not win? The city has priced us out. They have a huge problem. Manhattan's tickets are $165. And how much is parking? For parking tickets. And sorry, $65 or $165 at a meter or like a hydrant, 165 if it's no standing. I'll only do that in an emergency.

But 65 parking, what, $30 an hour? At least. Yeah. So if I have a chance of either getting it for free, because if I get that $65 ticket, I won. Yeah, it doesn't matter. And more than half the time, you get no ticket. Because these cops just don't, not all of them want to give out tickets.

Some of them I think they see, they're like, oh, you know. Roll those dice. Yeah, why not? So I roll the dice. I roll. I've pulled some Ben Sofferer before, and it never works out for me. No? I am a ticket magnet.

Really? They love to find me. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of tickets in the glove compartment. And I found a few. You try to blame one on me, but it's not me. You hide them from me.

I love this. It's true. No, I get a ticket immediately. Put it anywhere that Claudia can't see it. Yeah. Because it's almost like it's shame. You're ashamed. I start to imagine what they're going to do with that money.

And I go, you know, the city really needed a new fountain. Yeah. And this money is going to go towards some municipality improvement. So you're welcome. The bus is when I was pregnant because, like, there's a way street cleaning where we live. So, you know, your street in front of your house is like street cleaning every Tuesday. And we had just moved into our house and I wasn't used to all the, like, what our street cleaning was. And I remember there was like two times where I parked my car in front of our house, which was under construction.

And I was so pregnant. And I see the guy outside giving me a ticket. And I like waddle out. And I'm like, I'm so sorry. I had to lift something. And I was just bringing it into the house. say I literally just parked and he was like, oh, it's okay. It happened like three times.

And then eventually he was like, all right, move. Like, park somewhere else. Nobody did that for me when I had a big belly and would walk over and say, excuse me, sir, it's just one minute. Get out of here, badass. Pregnancy is the ultimate excuse. Yeah, it's a good hack. It is.

You need to get out of something. Yeah. I can't. I'm pregnant. But you could get a fake belly just for like convenience. Yeah, strap it on. Just strap it on. Like when you're trying to avoid something.

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Yeah, it was. Pretty well photographed. Pretty well photographed wedding. And by the way, both of you looked fantastic. God bless you. Thank you. Thank you. Where was your suit from?

My wedding. Where was your dress from? I bought Beck and Bridge. Okay. That's first from. I bought it like the day before we left. I didn't have anything. And we'll put the picture in right here.

Just kidding. We don't have the editing capacity. We use your imagination and follow us on Instagram. I'm sorry, Peggy. No, it was fun. It was we, there was like, I think, a few days of events and we only made it. Our flight schedule was a little.

Josh. Outstanding. I booked our travel, and I think I've crushed it thus far. But we should say it was for the great Nick Viall and his now wife, Natalie Vial,'s wedding. Yes. It was so pretty. It was like her dresses were insane. And where was it?

It was in Savannah, Georgia. Was it hot? No, it was actually like perfect weather. It was not, it was warm, but not, yeah, it wasn't hot. It would get kind of chilly at night. It was just so pretty. It was on this, it was like a ranch. There were stables.

And so there was like horses everywhere. It was so pretty. Baby animals. I think a baby animal farm as well. So yeah, it was, it was gorgeous. And everyone was, it was a really interesting. We know them pretty well now, but we didn't know who was going to go to the wedding. We only know, I only knew her parents and his parents.

But we got there, everyone was so nice. It was such a good mix of people, you know, sometimes at weddings. It's like everyone's very divided and like these people are having two. much fun and these people are like sitting in the corner board. Who's our ecstasy? Everyone got, like everyone was having fun. I do have a good story though about do you know Josh is like a Jersey Shore super fan? No.

You didn't know that? You didn't know that? You didn't know that you were super fan. Josh is? By the way, it is an amazing show. My indulgence of all indulgences. It's fantastic. Kids are here?

Yeah. Jersey Shore family vacation. Josh watches it every night. Like I'm not joking. That in diners drive-ins and dives. Sometimes bar rescue. Okay. Yeah, we watched that last night.

Shout out John Tapparney. Welcome on the pot. So Jay Wow was there. She was at the wedding with her boyfriend, Zach. I don't know if they're engaged. And so we see them walking up and they sit in our row. But we are sitting down early and we're like, we're here and they're over here. And like, Josh, I'm sitting there.

And he was like, oh my gosh, that's, I don't know what I'm going to do. So he gets up and he's like, I have to go to the bathroom. Jay Wow. leans over and's like, hey, Jenny. She's like, can I, can I, can we sit a little closer? And I was like, oh, yeah, sure, no problem. So she's sitting there and she's chatting and she's so sweet, so lovely. We're chatting about how she's wearing flats, very smart, it's all grass.

I just, before Josh came back, I was like, I'm so sorry. My husband would never tell you this. He is a Jersey Shore super fan. And I would really appreciate it if you gave him shit when he sits down next to you. And she was like, oh my God, what do we do? What's the plan? Like, and everyone around us was in on it. And I had told her that he had hosted an after show.

An after show with a couple of the castmates, but she wasn't there. Ronnie Vinny and Snucky. Ronnie Vinny and Snick. You hosted a Jersey Shore after show? Yes. You better believe it. And he tanks it. No effect.

You can get me easy. My fee is low. No, we need that. You're also the hardest working man in Hollywood. I'm here to help. Holy smokes. He tanked it. He called me after.

I was like, I'm so embarrassed. I wasn't sure what to expect. And I feel like it went really. I mean, we didn't watch it. He was so nervous. He's never nervous. And he was like, I was so nervous hosting this for MTV. It was like an after show.

And so I was telling her about it. And she was like, say no more. So then he sits down. He's like, hi, I'm Josh shaking her hand. And she's like, oh, I know you. And he was like, oh, okay. And she was like, yeah, I saw you host that one after show. And she's like, dead serious.

And I was so embarrassed for Josh that he was going along with and he was like, yeah, I love this show. And he's going along with it. I was like, stop right there. I cannot let you guys go any further. She doesn't know who you are. She's just joking.

And everyone was like cracking up. But she was so sweet. She was like, no, I actually texting Nicole and she doesn't believe that we're hanging out. Snooki, he didn't know. And she was like, she doesn't believe we're hanging out. So they texted her a photo. And Josh was like crying inside.

And her Beyonce, Zach, or boyfriend, I'm not sure. He was really lovely and he's a wrestler. So he put Josh in a headlock. I saw that. Amazing, amazing Instagram. Great photo app. Everybody's got to go to Josh's Instagram to see it. And his, he posts a couple of you.

That means that the friendship is really blossoming, you know? It's starting. Do you ever meet someone like that and you have a great rapport and you do take photos and you go, they're never going to post mine? Yes, always. That hurts. For sure. When it's a one-way street Instagram-wise, that's sad.

Let's both post. It's also taking a leap of faith because if he never posted and you just posted, you would have been thinking, like, does he even like that I posted? Right. Or would he have preferred that I keep these to myself? Yes. Or like you go to a wedding and you meet someone like Jay Wow and like she posted away and so did Zach God bless them both.

But I've been in situations like that and I'm like, what are they going to post? Totally. And then you see they post some nature, something abstract, and big, oh, loving this couple. and it's just a picture of like the table setting. I'm like, are you calling me out? Jesus. Is that what you do? I don't know, probably.

They seem fun. They're classier than me. They seem very fun. They're lovely. They're our kind of people. They were really cool because everyone was saying like they didn't also know anyone there except for Nick and Natalie. And they showed up and they were like taking pictures.

They were first ones, their last ones. They hung out. They were having a good time. So that's cool. Everyone was great. Should we talk about the other star, power there, the great Jojo Siwa. Jojo? Yep.

The mayor, the mayor of the wedding. Yeah, I know. She walked in and it did get a little quiet. Everyone was like, she's here. Yeah, Star Power. She's of the moment. She's the greatest. I was hoping for a surprise performance, we didn't get it. I was like, oh, they're going to, she's going to come out

and she's going to sing. She's going to perform. She didn't. It's hard when you're a performer and you're a guest at a wedding. Totally. Because you're there to be a guest. And I've actually, I can't mention. any names. I can't. I really can't. But I was at a wedding and there was a very, very serious performer and the groom asked that very serious performer to perform and they said no. And then the song was played by the band. And those people left the wedding. No. Yes. They got up and left.

And I don't think that they've ever spoken again. No. Yeah. Is this a big, is this a big star? Yeah. How big? Kisha Cole. It's big. Okay. It's big enough that I feel uncomfortable sharing the name. Big. Okay.

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order plus a free $60 gift. That's t hr I-v-e market.com slash good guys. Thrivemarket.com slash good guys. Page and I were lucky enough to go to the great RIP Bob Sagitt's wedding to his lovely wife, now widow Kelly. And one of his best friends is John Mayer, who performed two incredible songs at the wedding. So, of course, I wanted to know how that went because getting up the courage to ask. And I found out that John, with his close friends, and maybe this was just Bob or maybe not, He said, I offer.

Because I don't, I don't want to make it awkward. It seems like that kind of guy, though. From afar, he seems like I will take out my guitar and riff, and it's no big deal to me. But I feel like there are some performers where, like, their image is so important. Yeah. They need, like, the production. John is just so talented that he doesn't need it. He had his guitar and I think it was like.

He's half Jewish. That's why Claudia. That's wrong. That's why it's Claudia. It's all past. Wow. Yes. He had his guitar in his car.

and just midway through the reception, I think, was like, I'll be right back. And then just ran out, grabbed his guitar, came back in. And yeah, like, just sitting right here in front of us performing. It was incredible. He did a very good job. It's just so unfair, though, that John Mayer gets to walk to his car, bring his guitar back in, and just everybody loves it. And if I did that, like, can you imagine?

Like, all right, I'm just going to, like, start playing Wonderwall. Like, you know, and, like, thinking that I'm going to draw on this nice kumbaya of a crowd. Can't wait for this Huba stink cover. Can we pivot to last night? And can we please talk about it? Before we finish, there's one great joke. I think Michael Ian Black has a joke saying, I wonder what it's like to be Billy Joel going to a party

knowing there's a piano there. Right? Like the power. Anyway, Paige, you wanted to pivot. Let's pivot. Well, could we talk about last night? What happened? We can talk about it.

Okay. We can. Josh and I were walking around. And for anyone that listens to the toast, we walked by the Met. and I had to take a picture of Josh in front of the vet, and so you finally got to the vet. We sent it to the group text

and immediately get a FaceTime from your wife. It is loud. She's like, we're karaokeing. I already sent you the address. Come over right now. I can't hear anything you're saying, so see you soon. So we're texting. You're texting us from bed.

You're like, I'm already asleep. And I said, I've never been to New York City before. It's my first time here. We have to go karaoke. And I got up. And I don't know why. I like, of course it's not your first time in New York. What's wrong with me?

It was a very good... She was born here. No, it was good. I was born here, yeah. It was good. And Claudia had a beautifully long day. Her, Shannon Ford, Taylor Stracker, they were having the time of their lives. They go to karaoke.

They bring us all in. I woke up at 6 in the morning, played the most perfect round of golf. What did you do? Nice, quick, beautiful weather. Sub 90? Oh, no, 93. That hurts. Yeah, I know.

It's hard. It's a very hard game. Very frustrating. We go, we watch the Nick game. The Knicks just crushed the 70s section. It was such a good game back and forth. I ordered two pounds of pastrami. I ate two pounds of pastrami.

No bread, Passover. Just keto season. Little matza, not keto season. And then, you know, once you do that, you're settled. I'm in. I had a full day already. Six to four, I'm done. Sure.

So I go into bed. I got a pint of ice cream, had a pint of ice cream. I'm done. What a day. Hagen does. It was the best day ever. I actually tried Ben and Jerry's new s'mores flavor. Oh, you like Ben and Jerry?

No, I mean, I don't. I don't. I don't. I hate them. I hate them. I love their ice cream. I hate... God, their ice cream is delicious.

I hate whatever else is going on with them. Oh, is their ice cream good, though. It is. Amazing. Fish food? I can't give up fish food. Jimmy Fallon's flavor? I can't give it up.

Is it good? I don't know. I just think it's odd. He has one. Belly. Full of pastrami. Full of ice cream. got out of bed, came to karaoke.

And we were karaokeing. We went in. The line was pretty long. It was a teeny tiny little place. So Josh and I got there. Claudia is up at the bar eating McDonald's that she had ordered because they didn't have food. And she was like, you order your drinks here.

You bring your food in. So she's eating at McDonald's. She's had the best day. She went shopping and she was karaokeing. And so we got there right in time. She sang, what did she say? Oh, but who mean Rhapsody? Started with Queen.

She did? Yes, you missed it. I've never even heard her sing that. How was it? She sang it. Crushed. Crushed. Yes, everything.

What a song. And it was so, like, every single person that proceeded to go up, she just, like, her facial expressions of the way that she reacts to things cracks me up, every single person, she's like, they're not that good. Like, they're not that good. She's like, why is everyone clapping? I was 10 times better than this. And it's just like, it was the funny, like, without fail, I was like, oh, everyone's loving this.

Claudia is going to turn around and three, two, what? And she would turn around and look at us like, yeah. It was so funny. Also, the bathroom was right by where she was sitting. So people would be walking by to go to the bathroom. And she would think that it was like someone coming over to talk to her. So she would be like, just stare at people until they would move. It was the funniest thing.

It was so good. I sang meatloaf. You did. You did. It wasn't your version. You guys don't know how good I sing the regular version. I was offbeat. I was off beat, but I sang I'd do anything for love.

You said it was a slow version. It was a slow version. It wasn't good. That's my second favorite karaoke song. My first is Lips of an Angel by Hinder. You know that song? No, no. Hear your voice.

Say my name. It sounds so sweet. Yeah. Coming from the lips of an angel. Wow. What an interesting twang. It makes me weak. So good.

What's yours? I don't have one. I don't care. Come on. I am a professional performer and I don't take it lightly. Okay. So what even go, Del Beckham runs routes for fun? Okay, we're at Nick's wedding.

And Nick says, Josh, I heard you have an amazing voice. Wow. It's being gate kept. And I want you to sing a song. What are you singing? I would say, no. This will cut this out. Paige's grandmother asked me to sing at Paige's Grandfather's funeral.

I said, no. Well, that's a hard ass. Wow. I can't believe I just said. R-IP grandpa. We can't get it out. That is so funny that you remember that. She probably already has it written in her will that you're singing at hers, no matter what.

Actually, her mom would. Or she has you written out. I have it written in my will that if I go before my mom, she's not allowed to sing in my wedding. It's so true. She would. Oh, my God. She was singing at Passover. Yeah, we did.

Page hosted a beautiful little quasi-Irish Passover Seder. It was lovely. And my mom, like, this is what's great about the zero fucks given of people 80 and above. My mom, like halfway, we're all having normal conversation. She cues up Havanaigila on her phone and start singing it. I go, mom, first of all, not appropriate for Passover. Yeah, I was in the kitchen. And I was like, even I know this isn't the right song for.

Wait, people are just talking. And she just, like, made conversations. She just starts blasting Havanaigila. Yes. That's my kind of woman. That's good stuff. Did she bring in a chair? Well, no, because the only one, she was sitting in it.

Got me. But yeah. She just, watching my mom come into her full blossom in her, she's going to be 80 in June, is a joy. Shout out Barb. What day? Shout out, June 3rd. Wow. Jeff will birthday.

Bruce is June 22nd. That's why I asked. Love it. Cancer. Turning 65. Like your wife? Yeah. Interesting.

Yeah. Do you see any similarities between your dad and your wife? I do. I do. They're both the funniest people I know. And now my mom's going to send me a text like, I'm not the funniest person you know. Shout out, Eva, a gas. But you're the best person I know, okay?

But yeah, no, they're both so, so funny. Yes. So funny. Maybe it's like, is a, our cancer's funny. I think every sign is and isn't everything. Yeah. It's whatever you wanted to be. It's a load of crap, right?

Do you believe in astrology at all? You like Chris John. Do you like Kobe? Do you? I don't. I think, I think something that I do, enjoy is that shy is born in October and so he's a Libra. Are you on?

October what? 10th, 10 10. Okay, not too close to Halloween. Yeah, yeah. It's good. 10 10, we actually from October 10th till New Year's Day. It's like a family birthday event, something, every single week, holiday, every week. So it's just nuts.

But 10, 10, 10. So he's a Libra. And then Josh is in November and he's a Scorpio. And then I'm December Sagittarius and Max is. December 29th, Capricorn. So we're all like, boom, boom, boom, boom. Wow. So now I'm like, oh my gosh, if we have another kid,

we have to make sure it's either whatever comes before or after that. Yeah. Because that would be really messed up. A lot of pressure. They say Scorpio's are one of the most sexual signs. Paige, do you see that in me? Yeah, intense, emotional. He's a horn dog.

I'm just like making up all these, like. We are intense and emotional. You like that term horn dog? Horn dog. Yeah, I like it. That's a good. That's accurate. That's good, right?

Stud muffin. Yeah, that's good too. What's your Aries? Aries. Classic Aries. Everything that I've read, it makes me believe in it. Yes. But that's what they do.

They throw in these, they're like fortune tellers. Like, they just know that one thing that is true about everyone that draws you in like, I can't believe that. You knew that about my mom, but that's just like something about every mom. Yeah. Right. You know? That's true.

do it. Whoever writes those like blurbs for the signs, they're very good at it. It's interesting. Like my my dad, brother and I are all Sagittarius. And I see the obviously similarities were related, but like I really don't think we're very similar, especially me and my brother. Like I wouldn't say Kelly and I are like similar in any way. Just great people. But you know what I mean? Like personality wise, I wouldn't say, interest-wise, all those things. So I don't know. We're just a couple days apart.

I don't know. I also think that, remember a couple years ago when they said there was, they're like, there's another sign. There's an extra one. Right. They did? Yeah. I'm supposed to be that one, I believe.

Really? Yeah. Look it up, Gurley. Who makes this crap up? I don't know. The planet. What do they find it? Bureau?

Yeah. I don't know. And there's no quality control. We know that. None. Right? There's no checks and balances when it comes to astrology. But like, is there a book?

Like, is there, like, the Torah of astrology, something that people found, like, 4,000 years ago that's telling us that we should believe this stuff? There are some preeminent books, and then there's also that preeminent dream book, which if when I, before I met my beautiful wife, if I went over to a girl's house and she had the dream book, I go, it's not going to work out. That's, I've never even heard of it. Oh, yeah. It's like the dream interpretation book. It's big, it's green. It's always offered at Barnes & Noble. There's a dream interpretation book?

Yes, and it all roots back to your mother. I need this. I take magnesium is my dream pill. Like the pill that makes me dream. For me, it's percocet. I have 500 milligrams of magnesium before I go to sleep. I have the most vivid dreams and the deepest snooze. Yeah.

Isn't that interesting? Lucid dreaming. Is that a thing with magnesium? Well, it helps you sleep. Oh, it does. Well, I think it's mostly for your muscles. It helps me sleep. I don't take any sleeping thing.

I'm so tired all the time that I can fall asleep at any moment. I'm thinking, like, kids, what's the? thing unison. I mean, no, unisomes that I would take melatonin. Do you take melatonin? No, that, that stuff is like a hard drug to me. I take melatonin at night and I feel terrible in the morning. I don't, I think I've taken melatonin once and I didn't think it really helped or did anything, but there's probably a long time ago. Do you do any B-12s, any AG-1's shout-out? No. You should. I should. I really should. My friend the other day, she's actually a fan of the podcast. She'll be listening. I won't say any names.

She, do you know the story? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So my friend, her husband's out of town, and her mom came in to stay with her, and she has three kids. And she's just like the best. She's like one of those people that just makes it all look easy. Super mom. Works has the kids. Like everyone's always doing something.

So she, her mom was over, and the teacher at school for her three-year-old texted her and was like, hey, did your daughter have a, rough night last night. She's like passed out face down on the table. And it's in the morning. So it's not like nap time. It's just like as soon as she got to school. She's passed out like face down on the table. And my friend was like, oh my gosh, no, that's so funny. I don't know what happened. And so she's giggling. And she's like, mom, look at this picture. Like my daughter's asleep at school. And her mom starts laughing, but then starts like really laughing. My friend's like, okay, it's not that funny. And she was like, no, no, no. This morning when I was getting the kids breakfast ready, I accidentally grabbed the wrong gummies and I gave her a melatonin but I just thought a

kid's melatonin. A kid's melatonin. And she was like and I just didn't think anything would happen. I didn't say anything because I was like, that'll be fine. She was like, and now I'm seeing your kid passed out like she, they couldn't wake her up. And she was face down on the table as soon as she got to school. I was like, wow, well, you know they work. They work. Yeah. Oh, they work. But she gave them to all three kids. I forgot to ask if. Any, the teachers said anything about the older ones. Oh my God, that is so funny. Yeah.

And scary. I know. Sometimes to take a shot of espresso with a melatonin gummy, just see what happens. Wow, that is, I don't do that. That's, I'm not dangerous. It's diabolical. Whenever I go to a secret meeting of alcoholics, because there is an anonymity portion, but whenever I go and like,

I'll see people like chain smoking cigarettes, crushing like a 50 ounce, like energy drink and like sucking on their sin, I'm like, this is something. sobriety. Yeah. Like, this is our version of sobriety. Yeah. The upper and the downer, though, at once is, I never understood it. I never got it.

Like, I remember, I won't name names, people that would smoke weed and do cocaine. It's like, what are you doing? Why are you doing both at once? Because it's the only way to do it. That's why people drink and do Coke. No. It evens it out. It doesn't make any sense.

Sure it does. Try it. Okay. Oh, okay. No, we can't anymore. The fent. They're trying to kill us. No, they are.

Who is trying to kill us? Who is trying to kill us? Who's putting fentanyl? Okay, good point. In our drugs. Paige, thank God you. Do you want to start? Who is it?

Is it you? No. Imagine Paige is just like secretly like Pablo Escobar. Who is the female Pablo Escobar? What was her name? Griselda. Griselda. What was the last name?

Sophia Vigar is playing her. Yeah, Griselda. I'm Griselda. By the way, it's a good income, good name. Yeah. I'm in for our third baby. Keep that name in mind. Base, babe, base. I'm going on a trip in two days to Savannah, Georgia. Heard of it, jealous much, and I'm bringing my base. Why? Because we've all been there, right? Traveling is stressful. You need the right suitcase, and yours is not it, right? It's either bursting at the seams.

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fentanyl is an opiate, the illicit opiate up until this point, we're going to have to bleep all this because we're going to get flagged on YouTube was the Heron, as people say, right? And that actually is like a real thing, right? It's made from poppies. It requires. There's cultivation, processes, cost money, inventory, the whole thing. Like, it's expensive. Fentanyl is a chemical that costs nothing to make. It's like just, you know, it costs nothing. So they would rather create this artificial substance that they don't have to grow a field of poppies.

They don't have to treat it. They don't have to do all this stuff. And that's why it's just so cheap for them and so damn powerful. But so it doesn't kill you in certain circumstances, but it does kill you in other. service? Sure. I mean, it's a medical. Fentanyl is used in like surgical procedures. It's an incredible drug like ketamine, but when used improperly, yeah, it's very, very dangerous. Wow. Wow. That is beautiful. Spoken like a true drug addict. Thanks, babe. You can crack it. Shout out Dave, our incredible producer here. Yeah, WTF studio. So I don't understand how it's

killing people then. Do you know how it's killing people? Because they're using it instead of the They're using it to supplement. Yeah. Right? They're using it as filler. I'm saying is it more fentanyl than you get in the hospital? Way more. Oh, it is.

Okay, that's the thing. Yes. So it's the amount. It's not regulated. It's not been overseen by a doctor with like the exact amount put out. It's by someone who's just kind of going, let's see what happens. Got it. Damn.

Bad news bears. Damn. I'm just staring at your hat. What do you think? I love it. It's nice, right? Cute. New merch.

New merch. Hot. We should actually talk about this. I don't think the people know that Josh and I, I don't even know if you know this, actually, you definitely know this. Josh and I are running a 5K. Yeah, we are. Oh, I know about the 5K.

Burton, Tom's 5K, and also Claudia's 5K, the three of them. Yeah, I actually didn't know you were running. That's a new development. Oh, yeah, I'm running. And I'm running fast and then slow. I'll be there. Maybe I'll make signs with the kids and we'll like hand out little gel packs. It's a 5K, but like, pretend it's a marathon.

No, those are good. Cliff Gummies? Yes. Yeah, the marathon guise. Oh, and be diabolical. Hand out melatonin gummies. Get rid of the competition. All of a sudden, people are like,

yeah, CBD energy drinks. I won. I can't believe I won. Everybody's a passing now. Everybody's asleep. That is so funny. We decided that we're going to wear all our new merch at that 5K. That's the drop.

And that's going to be our photo shoot. Pretty good, right? Love that. It's in L.A.? It's, yeah, in Pasadena. Oh. I actually just did like a little bit of a trial run. Because I said to Claudia, like, I don't need to do this.

I can walk forever. Yeah. That said, I can't run forever. Yeah. So what I'm going to need to do is I'm going to need to run and then I'm going to need to walk. And then I'm going to need to run and then I'm going to need to walk. I'm going to average out at about a 10 minute mile. How do we feel about that?

I think you're wrong. You think I'm going to be slower or faster? Much slower. Much slower. I run a 10 minute mile. And I'm not fast. Ooh, I sense a challenge. Yeah.

I mean, a 10 minute mile is a legitimate running time. It is. Yeah, it's not elite. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think if you run walk, it'll be more like 15 to 16 minute miles. Okay, so maybe I'll sprint walk. You're going to sprint. Is that a bad idea?

No, I just want to see it. Yeah, yeah. No, it's good. How's Claudia's training going? Is she like? She's a beast. Really? I've never, like, maybe it's just because it's something that I am so far from being able to do.

I hate to run. But we both went to the reservoir to go run. And she ran for 35 minutes not stopping. Wow. She runs. I hate running so much. It's like an episode of Sex in the City. You and her at the Central Park Reservoir.

I know. You just were watching an episode. It took place there. I was. I was watching it on the plane and I was like, this is so inappropriate. Sex in the City is a great show. It's a great show. But I didn't know if there was like kids around me.

Totally. It's underratedly inappropriate. Definitely. Should we get to a story? I would love to. What kind of story are we talking about? Well, we've got a couple. In the pipe.

First of all, I think this one's interesting. Justin Bieber shares pictures of himself crying, a pretty cryer. We love an emotional. Justin Bieber's letting fans in on an emotional moment, sharing picks of himself crying to Instagram and drawing a reaction from his wife. It's interesting. Do you want to see? I saw.

Oh, I saw. I saw. The poor Bebes. Very real. Very real. Yeah. Look. I see, I feel like he hasn't been posting a lot.

lately so it is a little interesting to not post in a long time and then just share a bunch of photos of you crying sure but he does look like a nice cryer like it's not he looks pretty do we all she's very beautiful do we all want to compare our crying face no okay i'll start is that you do yeah i could for sure see you guys human wow is that you are you to start crying I could. Oh, did you just hear that? I almost just started to cry. I can do it.

Yeah, you could. I can do it. I can do it. It's beautiful. I'm uncomfortable, but it is beautiful. I'm back. It's beautiful. Wow.

That's good. Yeah, I get a little. He's in. Yeah, you get a little like, yeah, that. He's in action. That's really good. A little mouth action. That's really good.

Cast me. I'm sag eligible. I need to be a serious regular. I just fucked up my sinuses. Now all of a sudden I have mucus coming down at the top bridge. That's not crying. That's Judaism. Whatever it is, it's no good.

You know what? Speaking of Judaism, I've been navaging twice a day. Do you know what a navages? No, same more. A navage is this automated sinus like netty pots. Oh, it's like what we have for a shy. Maybe not. You put a salt water tablet in it and water and you it's it's motorized.

Oh, oh. We saw that. Max and I were just watching that. I think on dude perfect. Oh, it is it. And it's really, it's really helped. And the doctor prescribed two drops of what you'd use if you had asthma that opens up the airways to open up my sinuses.

Albuterol. And I'm clear as day. That's so nice. I feel like the things like kind of feel like you're choking. They said I could start using them on the kids because the kids are always sick. And it's like, I don't know how to blow their noses properly. They're always just like congested. So we tried to do the netty pot type of thing and they like freaked out.

They did not like it. But you know that there's like a nose sucker for kids. Of course. You've seen that. It's like brilliant. But every, I feel like every time I use it, I start to feel sick. Well, because it requires you to be the hose. Yeah.

You're like to be the motor. You are sucking. You put a tube in their nose. But the tube is far. That seems incredibly unnecessary. You are the vacuum. Why? No, I know.

But that's like saying that there's an electric pump and then there's the mouth pump. Where's the electric pump? It's a price discrepancy. Oh, so you guys are cheap. No, no, no. So we just, I did some research. And now there's this thing called the doctor knows best. And it's like this machine.

I bought it the other day because I was so congested and I was like, I have to try something else. It's like intense. It's like three levels. and it just sucks everything out. Yeah. It's incredible. It's a game changer. You sucking in your own children's mucus.

I know. But the parents know. It's a very high. It's a high. It's what you do. You'll find out. That's what you do? Yeah.

I'm out. I'm getting, I'm getting motorized. It's a highly used item. I mean, what's it called the baby? The doctor knows best, N-O-Z-E.

Wow. That's a great name. Yeah. Wait, why wouldn't it be Dr. Knows-Best N-O-S-E? Because it's a play on nose, it is N-W-S.

I thought it was like, N-O-Z-E, like, I don't know. I'm pretty sure that's what it is. It's Z. I'm pretty sure. Okay. It's fascinating. It is fascinating. It is fascinating.

Did you know that an ex-Wisconsin University porn professor is still making $90,000, they're still making their $90,000 salary despite being banned for filming sex vids with adult film starts? A University of Wisconsin professor is still ranking in more than $90,000 a year despite being demoted over X-rated vegan cooking. We have a vegan here, but nothing X-rated. Joe Gow was fired last year from his role as Chancellor of the University, but allowed to stay on as a communications professor, but he wasn't making enough to pay for his bills. So he started a triple-X career.

He's 64, and he's no longer allowed to set foot on campus, but he's making two incomes and having some pretty triple-x fids. Is it because he's tenured? Is that what it is? I mean, maybe perhaps. Unbelievable. Oh, at 64, you're going to be like, give it a shot.

What about tenure? How incredible is tenure? I don't understand how you can even get fired from tenure. Right. You make 10, like, you get tenure, and that's it. You're paid for life. Where was this? Oh, wow.

He said they want to fire me as a tenured faculty member, but what I do with my wife on my own time and using my own equipment, well, let's hope you're not renting, is none of their business. Gow is married to a former UW professor, Carmen Wilson, known online as the sexy, happy couple, and they promote themselves as a sex-positive couple

promoting free expression. I'm into it. I want to know who snitched. Dr. Joe Gown, good-looking guy. Wow. I'd still skip as porn, but he's good-looking. Yeah, I'd be like, professor, you know? Yeah.

Nice job. Yeah, well done. Yeah, well done. Who do you think snitched? Who did it? I don't think in this world you can put anything like that out on the internet without people knowing within five minutes. Yeah, but like my rebuttal to that would be, why are you searching for granny porn to the snitcher? Yeah, that would be my rebuttal.

I wonder if like. What a weird kink. I wonder if he was like promoting it on his own, you know, like if he was like subscribe to whatever or I don't know what he's doing. extra credit on a pop quiz. And maybe he was just promoting it and being like, I'm going to do whatever I want to do. And then people, co-workers follow him,

something like that. Sure. Probably pretty, if he's promoting it, the guy's got to go from the school. He can't be both a teacher and a porn star that promotes your porn to your students and faculty. Boomer, boomer.

You can't do that. He can't do that. But if you want to do it in your private time, under an alias behind a paywall, I have no issues. But what about even, so you're not promoting it, but assuming people will find out regardless? Then what do you do? It's still okay because you didn't promote it?

No, it's a very tough situation. You can't be. It's legal. I know, but I can't. It's with his wife, but even if it wasn't. But the school probably has like a code of ethics that they can say like that this doesn't align with. I'm torn. I'm very torn.

You know? Yeah. It doesn't align with like our, I don't know, policy. And you can. congratulations continue on but like it doesn't I don't know I think that they could legally probably say that right yeah yeah sure I mean yeah these are you know private institutions yeah do what they will well should we get to a speak pipe I mean I have page here she's a professional please wouldn't want to miss out this opportunity cool so we'll do like a speak pipe and then a

what are you nuts yeah start thinking for your what are you nuts oh no all right so this first one's from Luke's up josh and Ben it's Luke here from Colorado In the name of brevity, I'll get right to it. My wife and I just had our first baby a couple months ago, and I'm curious to get your thoughts on how the Mother's Day slash Father's Day dynamic changes when you have kids. What is a reasonable expectation of how I should celebrate my parents? They live close, but I don't know if it's selfish of me to not feel a desire to celebrate them this year. Very curious to get your thoughts from a dad and a dog dad.

And a dog, dad. Wow. And a mother. And a mother. Luke, you sound like a real chump. I'm not going to acknowledge your parents because you have kids. I just don't understand. Like, do people celebrate Father's Day that seriously that they, like, need to be the only father celebrated?

Is that a thing? Yeah, that's weird. I thought it was a very communal gathering. Like, you bring all the dads in the room that you know. That's right. That are close. Yeah. And you have a nice corned beef sandwich.

Yeah. And you move on. But you still honor King Dad, right? Like, I would always defer to your dad. And then, and I feel like if. your grandfather was still alive, we defer to him. Right, right, right. I think we're not big on celebrating how, like, it's nice to have the acknowledgement and be like,

oh, yeah, let's do something. It's fun for the kids, too, those holidays. But I'm not like, I don't ever expect things. I don't really celebrate, like our birthdays, anniversaries, we just don't really do that. So I think that we do like to celebrate our parents more so for that kind of stuff. But it's like, have a brunch. and they don't live far away, why don't you guys just like meet and go to lunch somewhere

and be like, here's your gift, mom, here's your gift wife. Or do you two things. Like, why can't you have a two hour lunch with your dad? Yeah.

The guy who birthed you? I would say, I guess not birthed, but the guy who contributed to you. If you have a relationship. Or did birth him. Yeah. Never know.

Never know. You never know. If you have a relationship with your parent, yeah, it's still important to celebrate them. Yeah, I agree. It seems pretty straightforward. The best thing to me about a fathers or a mother's day

is the assumption that like if you need a couple hours, if I want to go to Schwitz, if you want to go do something with your gal pals, you want to go have a massage, like go do it. You have Carblanche. Yeah. I've never celebrated Mother's Day or Father's Day, obviously, as a parent.

It must be very different. Like my Mother's Day and Father's Day are my dad has, he's like, whatever you guys want to do, we'll do. My mom is morning tonight. We will have a plan. Oh, yeah, yeah. And we go, we go in. Oh, my God.

Breakfast, activity, lunch, activity, dinner. It's a day. And it's a beautiful day. Yes. But I just, I'm thinking to myself, there would be no room for that, like, two hour getting a massage, you know? Well, you could do it later in the week. Yeah, it doesn't have to be that day.

It doesn't have to be that day. I think that, God willing, when you procreate with your beautiful wife, We will have to give up some of her day. And I think she will. For the child. Or they would just combine. Like she would probably want to spend time with her grandkids. Definitely.

And be like, oh, let's do something altogether. It's easy to just knock it all out in one. Yeah. Moral of the story. This guy is nuts. I'm sorry, Luke. Luke, get it together. He came on and honestly, he sounded great.

I was like, I'm in. Luke from Colorado. I'm in. And you're probably still a great person. But celebrate your parents. Celebrate your dad. Celebrate your dad. Reach out.

Reach out. Reach out. Make sure he's good. One more speak pipe from Anella. Hello. I had to smoke a joza so I could have the courage to record one of these. Oh! Sorry, the dog hit me in the head.

This is so fucking exciting for me. Can I just say, love you guys so much. I am a massive moron, massive, even in my personal life, and a massive toaster. Love the girls, shout out to them. I feel like you guys should do like a foursome thing and record. some thing and record like a whole thing together. That would be,

that would be insane. Never happened. I just want to say, Ben, you're so fucking funny. Your laugh, your giggle makes my heart just sing.

Josh, you always say quasi. Like always. Oh my God, I'm running out of time. You guys are so fucking funny and obsessed. You guys make me giggle.

Oh, I have a little bit longer. I don't really have, oh, I think I'm, oh no, sorry. Oh, this is where I picked the wrong speak pipe. I have the best day ever. I don't really have a question.

Well, thanks. All right. I could always use a good pat on the back. You could use a compliment. That was nice. That was a real. It was a little hectic. Do you guys think you would ever do

a show in Australia? Was that a toast collab? Would we? Would we? Yes. Would they? They shouldn't. They shouldn't.

They don't need us. They don't need us. But we would. We're available. Let's try quickly with Kinsley. My speak pipe game is not on it today. Hey, Josh, and Ben. I was listening to last week's episode,

and I wanted to share that I received a $1,000 bill for my wedding present for my grandmother. Wow. And we have it in our safe. And every couple of years, I check the value of it. And it keeps going up. So we're hanging on, hoping to make a big one day. But anyway, I wanted to share that with you all. That is sick.

That is incredible. Did she make that up? That doesn't exist. I don't know. What would be one step cooler would be if her grandparent was an amazing counterfeiter? Yes. Yes. And just gave her a fake bail.

Yes. I would double check that. Somebody gave us some gold coins. Did you already talk about this? Shout on my uncle. Yeah, for our wedding. And it does keep going up in value. Yeah.

It's very, very heavy. Yeah. Dave, you okay over there? Long day. Okay, go. Okay, should we get... Should we get... Do what are you nuts?

Yeah. Let's get to our what are you nuts. I want to go last. This is clearly one of our better podcasts. We are keeping them engaged. You guys, I really apologize. I wasn't prepared. I wasn't prepared.

This is amazing. All right. I'm going to start with what are you nuts. What are you nuts? I have a list of things that happened to me. Oh. But... I'll go first and you'll think of something.

And you'll think of something. I'm watching the Nickin and they pan to a 76ers fan. Mid-30s cheering, male, sleeveless. They pan again to New York Knicks fan. I don't know. 29, sleeveless, cheering, sleep, armpit hair out. Huge.

Just sleeveless. You know he smells terrible. Right? And all I have to say is over the age of 12, wearing a sleeveless jersey to a basketball game is a wadding nuts. Totally. Totally nuts. You need to at least wear a t-shirt under it if you want to celebrate your fandom in that way.

But honestly, and I'll do it sometimes. You just shouldn't wear a jersey. Wear a nice hat or a nice t-shirt. But the sleeveless jersey over the age of really 12, because at 12 you start to smell. There's no way that you're saying. sitting there arm and arm for three hours and you don't stink. I've met a musty 11 year old. Yeah. There you go. There you go. What do you know. What do you nuts? Put on some sleeves.

100%. You know what else? And I'll just a little addition to your what are you nuts. Grow up. Grow up. Grow up. With these jerseys, this fan gear. Stop it. Page. I feel like you have something to say about me. No. I'm just laughing because we got a package of jerseys that arrived for our whole family, a family affair. Well, shout out the New York Jets. Shout out the New York Dog. But that is a respectable organization that keeps your armpits covered. That's true. At all times, you can wear it. It's just basketball.

By the way, we love the jerseys. It's the whole thing. But I'm just saying like you just got a jersey in the mail. Yeah, if the Jets ever make sleeveless jerseys, we'll make fun of them. For now, they're fine. No slinglets. Could you imagine you went to a wrestling competition wearing a wrestling slinglet? Be nuts.

Nuts. True. The uniforms to the players, I digress. My winning nuts is we're seeing at the beautiful pen. Penry Hotel in New York. Don't worry. This will come out next week. We'll be long gone. Don't try to find us. But we are saying at the beautiful Pendry in New York, they have a stunning gym and it's big, like a really big beautiful hotel gym. Now I'm there this morning alone, on my grind, on my David Goggins bullshit. And a man comes in in his 50s to do what's

clearly his physical therapy routine because he has a bad back from bad living. So, So I'm there. Jim is wide open. I took picture evidence and I cut his head out just so that I wouldn't get in trouble. But I'm going to show you and we'll post it. I am, there's like a section, free weights, machines. It's all congregated to one section. Then there's just huge swats of like, you know, just open area.

There's even a room for stretching. He puts his yoga mat in front of the free weights, dead center in the middle of all the machines, and is doing town dog. Up dog. What are you nuts? Yeah. Get out of my way. Yeah.

The worst place you could have picked. Look how big this gym is. Look at all that real estate. Look where he is. Big Jim. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's unfortunate.

What's he doing? He's opening up his hip flexors. It's stretching the IT band. I'm trying to think if I've done that. But like, look, machine, machine. No, no, no, you're right. Free weight. You're absolutely right.

Open area. Yeah. No, you're right. Whitty a nuts. Nuts. Yeah. A little stretch where it's open. Gym awareness.

Switch where it's open. I had a Woody you nuts and I don't think, I don't think I could share it. I think it would be too easy to tell what it's about, who it's about. So I'm not going to. I have another, would it be bad to make it about Max? No. Okay. That's not bad.

Right. He's got to pull his weight in his family. He has to pull his weight. So we're preparing for this trip. We're going, you know, for pretty decent amount of time. I don't leave the kids often. and Josh will go to work and I'm usually home with them. So, like, we don't always, we don't ever leave typically together.

So, you know, it's like a big deal, big trip. And every day this week, I'd walk downstairs and Max be like, what time do you leave? And I'm like, I leave on Friday night and it's Monday. And he'd be like, like, so disappointed. I'm like, okay. And I'm, you know, prepping them to leave. I'm like getting all their stuff together, making sure everything, you know, stressed. And Max comes home from school.

It's like, mom, look what I made. And he said, I sat down with my teacher and we made a calendar. And the calendar, the day that we left is just covered in smiley face stickers for the whole that we're gone is just like happy. And then sad stickers on the day I'd come back. And I'm like, Max, ouch. He literally like could not be happier to have seen us go. And we called him this morning.

And I was like, Max, do you miss us? He's like, I asked me mom if she can move in. My mom, he wants her to move into our house. Told her he never wants her to leave. I'm like, Jesus. Christ. It's real piece of shit. Yeah.

What are you nuts? I do everything for you. Literally, I've never gone out of a trip. I'm like, and then I'm getting ready for this trip. And he's like, can you get out? The smiley faces on the day we left really, really was the twist of the knife. That is unbelievable. He made his own calendar just to do that, just to show me.

I've been trying to proposition him with like, you know, New York has a really big Lego store, and he's becoming indifferent. He's like, yeah, but then you'll be back. I don't want a present if it means you're coming home. I actually did some reverse psychology. He's not wanting to go to his swim lessons, which he has today. And I was like, you know, we've tried all the things. We've tried talking him through it. We've tried doing it.

And now at this point, I'm like, I already paid for this one. lesson you have to go. He missed one last week. And so I was like, the only thing that I did some reverse psychology, I was like, you know what, you're right. I'm going to fly home today and I'm going to take you myself because I'm the only one who could take you. And he was like, nope, I got it. I'm good. I'm going with me, Ma. Do not get on a plane. Stay. And I was like, oh, geez. Oh my God. Max. My children love me so much. I'm an incredible parent. She is. Just a caveat. Just a little. I know you are. I'm just kidding. Yeah, they do not care that we're I absolutely love that. As Paige is spiraling, we just want to say, not only are you an incredible

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