Good Job, Brain! - 130: ALL QUIZ BONANZA! #26

Episode Date: October 17, 2014

Put on your hightops, sip on some Hi-C, and snack on some Hydrox because we're going high speedin' down that super highway of information. In this hodgepodge quiz episode, Chris gets stately with some... very strange official state whats-its, and find out what state is the only one to have an "official state flavor." FUN? ZZ? Karen gives the gang some financial know-how with a punny stock symbol quiz. People have been trying to tell the future using the weirdest things - take Dana's divination quiz and find out. And Colin gets a blast from the past and challenges us in a round of "Have You Ever Noticed?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to an airwave media podcast. Hello, megahertz and megastars and megatrons. Welcome to Good Job, Brain, your weekly quiz show and Opi trivia podcast. This is episode 130. And of course, I'm your humble host, Karen, and we are your amazing. amazingly academic, abundantly astonishing audiophiles. I'm Colin. I'm Dana.
Starting point is 00:00:35 And I'm Chris. So I'm pretty sure that Australian good job brain fans are the best. Sorry America. Sorry everybody else. As an American, even I feel bad. No, we keep getting these amazing care packages from Australia. Always with Tim Tams. Always, yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:53 The latest one being from a listener, Penelope Privet. With the best name. Yeah, with the best Harry Potter name. Yeah. Yeah. And she actually is a, she's a crochet fanatic and crocheted, good job brain baby booties. For your son. For my son.
Starting point is 00:01:11 They are so cute. Yeah. They're adorable. They're adorable. They're incredible. They're orange, um, booties with little black mustaches on. Crochet mustache fully three-dified mustaches knitted onto the, to the booties. They are amazing.
Starting point is 00:01:26 I could see them in a store. I would buy them in a heartbeat. So thank you very much, Penelope. That was a very nice of you. She also included, as I said, Tim Tans. Of course. Maltisers, Karen's favorite snack of all time. They're like Whoppers.
Starting point is 00:01:39 They're like Woppers. They may even be the same thing, right? Just rebranded. Yeah. From the same maltball factory. And Milo, which is like Australian Ovalteen, apparently. It's like Ovalteen with Coco in it. Nice.
Starting point is 00:01:51 It's like chocolate beverage. Yeah, chocolate malt beverage. Yes. Very good. People drink it for breakfast. Yeah. Thank you, Penelope. So great.
Starting point is 00:01:59 It was from Australia, so the package was upside down, but we flipped it right over, and everything is the way it should be. You're continuing your dad joke theme, I see. Hey, oh, I actually have a new dad fact I can bring to you guys. Oh, yeah, yeah. So, um, this, this we did not know. When you take your baby, like, out of the house to take your baby somewhere, you need to bring an extra diaper. Wow. You make that mistake one time.
Starting point is 00:02:24 Yeah, right. It's like that with walking your dog as well. You should bring extra bag. You should. Calculate how many poop bags you think you need for your dog. Times a bite two. It's that walk that he's going to decide that he needs to just get rid of everything. And there are going to be a lot of people around.
Starting point is 00:02:41 There's no way to be like, I'm going to come back for this, I promise. Oh, I'll just have one. It's okay. I left a little handwritten note on there. I'll come back for this later. That's why you're going to be in a public space. He's going to poop right in the middle of the corner of a sidewalk and everybody is going to be like just glaring. Like the worst parents ever.
Starting point is 00:02:59 Yeah, it's worse if it's a baby and they poop on the sidewalk. So bring those extra diapers. You might even want to get a bag to put them in. Call it a diaper bag. Yeah, I know, crazy. I just put up with that. That is a tip from me to all you parents out there. All right.
Starting point is 00:03:15 Without further ado, let's jump into our first general trivia segment, Pop Quiz, Hot Shot. Here, we're running low on these cars. I need to reorder. All right. Here we go. I have a random trivial pursuit card from the box. have your morning zoo radio buzzers. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:03:33 Blue Edge for Geography. Who was the first former head of state tried for war crimes in the Hague? The first former head of state. Okay. Tried. Hague.
Starting point is 00:03:46 The Hague. The Hague. The international court. Hague. Well, I'm going to assume it was one of the Nazi leaders. Okay. Well, but I mean...
Starting point is 00:03:54 Head of state. Yeah, right. It wasn't Hitler, obviously. Stalin? What? It wasn't Mussolini. Whoever gets this, I don't even know. All right.
Starting point is 00:04:04 My history is that. Was it from World War I maybe then? I don't even know. Okay. Well, who is it? Let's find out together. Slobodadam. Oh.
Starting point is 00:04:12 That was recent. That was the 90s or something. Wait, how do you pronounce it? Slowbodon. Milosevich. They used to call them like Slobo Milo. Milo. They used to call him like Slobo Milo or whatever.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Yeah. It says here, the Serbian strong man died of a heart attack before the trial was That's right. That's right. Okay, yeah, so that was wrong reasoning. Go later, not earlier. Yeah, much later. Much later. Tough question. Yeah, well, I think this whole card is kind of tough. All right. Pink Wedge for pop culture. What radio host announced in 2001 that he was almost deaf? Oh, Colin. That was Rush Limbaugh. Yes. A cochlear implant helped reverse the loss. Cocklear. Cochlear. All right. Yellow Wedge, what did a 2009 study find on 90% of U.S. currency bills. Oh. Human feces. Incorrect.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Cocaine. Yes. Yeah. Really? That's shocking. It's an explosion at the money factory. There's a note here. Currency counting machines can contaminate many otherwise clean bills.
Starting point is 00:05:21 Okay. So it's the currency machine is like, oh, that was my friend's cocaine. That wasn't mine. I was just holding it. Interesting. All right. Purple Wedge. What future sex in the city figure defected to the West when touring with the Bolshoi ballet?
Starting point is 00:05:38 Dana. It was Baryshnakov. Yes. The dancer. The Hidal Baryshnikov. I didn't know he was on the show. Yes. He was a love interest.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Oh, were there love interests on that show? Interesting. All right. Green Wedge for Science. What world famous therapist began her media. career as host of the 15-minute radio show Sexually Speaking. Oh. Everybody.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Dr. Ruth. Westheimer. Well, I just needed Dr. Ruth. Dr. Ruth. All right. Judge Judy. That would be awesome. All right.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Last question on this kind of weird card. Orange Wedge. What airline considers itself, quote, a whole different animal? What now? Airline? What airline considers? visitors is self, quote, a whole different animal. A whole different animal.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Call it. Quantus. That's a smart ass. No. It is, I don't know. Frontier. Oh. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:06:42 The note here says the airline's planes feature wild animals on their tails. That's right. That's for sure. Tough card. Okay. Tough card. Yeah. Tough card.
Starting point is 00:06:51 All right. Today is episode 130. And every fifth episode, we, uh, instead of having a theme or a topic. We brought our own quizzes and puzzles to stump each other and stump you guys listeners. So today is our all-quiz bonanza number 26. Woo. All-quiz Bonanza, who wants to go first? I will go first.
Starting point is 00:07:19 I have prepared an installment of, have you ever noticed? The angle of this quiz is things that we've seen, dozens, perhaps hundreds. perhaps thousands of times before, and how closely have you been paying attention to these things? Not very. Well, we'll see. Some of these are pretty simple. Some of these are 50-50. I've thrown in a healthy amount of 50-50s here, so you guys can at least take a guess.
Starting point is 00:07:39 Some of them we'll just have to know outright. So we'll start with a relatively easy one here for this group, I think. And buzz in when you're ready. So in the spirit of have you noticed, please tell me, in which hand does the Statue of Liberty hold her torch? Right hand. It is the right hand. Come on, now. I wanted to get a softball out over the, you know.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Sure. Hold on, right. Yeah. Oh, yeah, because she's wielding. She's right-handed wielding the torch. Does Snoopy, the comic strip and cartoon character, does Snoopy wear a dog collar? Chris.
Starting point is 00:08:13 Yes. Yes, he does. Wow. Snoopy does have a dog collar. Totally. Yeah. Sometimes red, sometimes black, sometimes just an outline. Depends on when in time.
Starting point is 00:08:22 But yes, Snoopy does have a collar. The logo for. I see. Apple. Apple's a local... Oh, Colin's trying to cover up our computers. Apple's a local technology concern you may have heard of. It's on your phone. It's on everybody's phone. It's everywhere.
Starting point is 00:08:38 Close our eyes. Okay, we'll close our eyes. The logo, of course, is a silhouette of an apple with a bite taken out of it. The bite is on the right side. But tell me, please, which way does the stem of the apple in the Apple logo point?
Starting point is 00:08:53 What? That also points to the right. It does also point to the right. Wow. Hold on. Please tell me, from left to right, if you are facing it, what is the order of the four U.S. presidents on Mount Rushmore? Oh, my God. Okay, I know Lincoln's on the end. So the presidents on there are.
Starting point is 00:09:13 I think it's Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt. Then the other one. No. Harding. Who's the other one in there? How about, how about? Is it Taft? Where's Taft?
Starting point is 00:09:24 Man, Lincoln, Jefferson, Roosevelt, Washington? Incorrect. I think Lincoln is on the right. It is from left to right. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln. You didn't get it right. Lincoln was on one side.
Starting point is 00:09:44 Washington, Jefferson, Jefferson, Roosevelt. So it's not chronological. It's just the last two are feet. Yep, yep. Does the animal depicted on a pack of camel cigarettes have one hump or two humps. Dana. One?
Starting point is 00:10:03 It is one hump. Okay. So technically that is a dromedary that have pictured on the pack of camel cigarettes. Why? A dromedary has one hump. The camel has two humps. The bactrian camel is the two hump animal.
Starting point is 00:10:15 The animal with one hump is a dromedary. Next to which ear does Hello Kitty wear her bow? Karen. God, I'm so bold. bad at like the reflection thing. I know. I like when I draw, it's my right, so her left. Correct. Correct. Correct. She wears her bow.
Starting point is 00:10:35 Sometimes they'll give her a little hat or something, but her hair accessory goes on her left ear. The Parthenon, the famous, famous ruins atop the Acropolis in Greece. You guys can probably picture it, triangular top with a row of columns. How many columns are in the front row of the Parthenon? Karen. Eight. There are eight. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:55 Wow, Karen, right on it. Dang. Yeah. Someone went to architecture school. I know. Oh. Karen has noticed. Sticking with buildings here in the logo for Disney Pictures.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Disney movies. Yes. Karen and Chris in particular, I know you guys have seen this many, many times. How many towers with flags are in the Walt Disney Pictures logo? Karen. Three. Incorrect. Chris.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Four. Incorrect. There are six. What? Six towers with flags. Six flags. Oh, they're tiny ones? Oh, so six flags.
Starting point is 00:11:33 Six flags. Okay. Whoa, you printed it out? That's awesome. Just to make sure. Yes. Wow. Holy cow, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:40 A lot of flags. Oh, with flags. But there's actually eight, eight with flag. Oh, my God. Who knows this? Somebody draws this all the time. Somebody knows this. Doey defeats Truman. I'm sure you guys have seen this famous photo of Harry S. Truman
Starting point is 00:11:55 holding up the newspaper wildly erroneously predicting his loss in the presidential election. Yeah, well, I'm predicting, calling it. Sorry, yes, you're right, calling, yes, this was the day after. Yeah. Wait, what? One of the, there was a newspaper, maybe Colin will ask us what newspaper it is. I'm not sure what the question is going to be, but there was a newspaper in which they erroneously called the election for Dewey. And, of course, there's this famous photo of Truman who had actually one election.
Starting point is 00:12:22 Yes, with a giant grin on his face, holding up the paper to the reporters. What major American newspaper is he holding a copy of? From a major American city. It's not the New York Times. Chicago Tribune. It is. The Chicago Tribune. Is it just the case where they print two?
Starting point is 00:12:43 No. No. They just called it wrong. I mean, if you think about analog, you know, data gathering, you know, it's just difficult to get it all in and they just jump the gun. Yeah. And it's such a just an egregious historical error. Like, you'll see people talk about, oh, it was a Dewey Defeats Truman moment kind of thing.
Starting point is 00:12:59 Like, if you bungle something really poorly. Yep. In the logo for the television show, Seinfeld, what dots the eye? What dots the eye in Seinfeld? Chris. I thought it was a triangle. It is a triangle. It's a red triangle.
Starting point is 00:13:16 The color will vary, but it is often shown as a red. Yes. Yeah. And an inverted triangle, I suppose. Very 90s. Yes. Very late 80s, early 90s, for sure. Everything about it.
Starting point is 00:13:25 It's like the oval and like the, you know, the slanted font, everything, yeah. With Seinfeld, 1990? 89. 89. 89. So same as the Simpsons. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Christmas episode would have been 88, but yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:38 Right, right. All right. All right. Lastly, you guys might be familiar with the costumed crime fighter Batman. Okay. And, of course, Batman is frequently accompanied by his sidekick Robin, known for whining and a very brightly colored costume and boy shorts and super hot pants
Starting point is 00:13:59 in most depictions in most depictions of Robin please tell me what color are Robin's gloves Karen green they are green yeah his bright red yellow and green costume yep yeah a true
Starting point is 00:14:17 creature of the night well it depends on which you know which origin story you want to go with Like, it is circus inspired. Right, that was one of the stories. Right, that was his supposed to be his family's acrobat costumes, right? Oh, I already have this costume for you. Right here, Robin.
Starting point is 00:14:34 Oh. I prefer the theory put forth that Batman dressed himself in dark colors and kept Robin in bright so that the bad guys would shoot at Robin. Oh, that's good. That's good. All right, well, good job, guys. You guys have proved yourselves quite attentive. That was tough. Last week, I was talking about Skedomancy.
Starting point is 00:14:54 The fortune-telling using poop, and the weird word-a-day thing I do at Words Are So Weird on Twitter. You can follow me at Words Are So Weird. The Oxford English Dictionary has become my new best friend. Oh, yeah. It's so addictive. I got access to it the other day. I've just been plowing through it. Wow.
Starting point is 00:15:15 I was like, what other kinds of divination are there? There's poop divination. What else is there? There's a lot. You can read the, you can tell the future with a lot of things. So I made a quiz for you guys about divination, different kinds of divination. I'll tell you what the word is. And then I think there are enough clues.
Starting point is 00:15:33 You can guess what kind of fortune-telling it is or what you're using in order to tell the future. Wow. Okay. Ambulo I was gone Ambulatory is how it's going I don't know what guys got it
Starting point is 00:16:03 All right Colin says how you walk Karen says snoring Chris says walking style It's from walking Devonation by walking Wait why are you guys guys guys Gets walking
Starting point is 00:16:15 Ambulatory Like able to move around Ambulare's Latin for walking Is that where ambulance comes from Indirectly Yeah It's also or where Amble. Amble, I believe, comes from...
Starting point is 00:16:26 Oh, I did not know that. So someone watches how you walk and then gives you your... Is that the idea? I think so, yes. Interesting. Or they walk around you? They didn't get into very specifics. Okay. Okay. How you should be able to tell the future? It's not that kind of dictionary.
Starting point is 00:16:41 How about aeromancy? A-E-R-O-Mansy. Aero mancy We shall see What do we got? What do we got? Colin says wind. Karen says air. Chris says wind.
Starting point is 00:16:56 It is by air or things in the air, like clouds or birds. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Okay. How about Armomancy? A, R-M-O-M-A-N-C-Y. Armomancy. Arm-M-M-M-A-M-H-H-R-M-M-R-M-R-M-R-M-E.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Studder. Colin says your skin, Karen says clothes. Chris says your armoire. Armour. It's actually by the shoulders of beasts like arms. Oh. By the shoulders of beasts?
Starting point is 00:17:29 Yeah. Wait, like they feel it? Your future is you're about to get eaten by a bear. Like, oh, you got strong arms. You're going to. Oh. I guess if you use your hand, I don't know. Your arms.
Starting point is 00:17:44 Yeah. It's weird. Like palm are you? How about astragalomancy? A-S-T-R-A-G-A-L-O-Mansy. Astrogolo. Mm-hmm. A-G-O-S-R-O-O-S-R-O-A-S-R-O-A-S-R-R-E.
Starting point is 00:18:01 This is a weird word, and you may be heard of it in certain contexts. We can talk about it. Really? Yeah. Isn't there like an astragalus bacteria or something like that? Oh, let's, I'm guessing. that. Sure. I'll go, I'll throw in with Bacteria Mancy as well. All right. Colin says bacteria. Karen says bacteria. Chris says stars. It's by dice or
Starting point is 00:18:26 huckle bones. Oh. Okay. So, okay. A straggaloid, there's all, it comes from like the little nubbins at the top of your bones, like the round. And then I think people were using them as dice at one way. Yeah. Those are like the original dice. Yeah. Yeah. That's why they say like rolling the bones like that's where that comes from oh how about cardomancy C-A-R-T-O-Mansy ready we got Colin and Karen saying maps Chris says cards it is cards oh oh yes tarot cards cardamancy not like cartography so tarot would be like cardamancy how about chiro mansy C-H-I-R-Mansy what is that I know, I've heard that before, right?
Starting point is 00:19:17 Yeah, what is that root? Cairo. Oh. Ready? What's that? That's squiggly. Okay, so, Colin and Karen say spine. Chris says squiggles.
Starting point is 00:19:30 It is hand. Chiromancy is divination, palm breeding. Spine is so good, though. Hyropactor. That's what I was going to do. I know, but I wonder if it's because they're manipulating you with their hands. I don't know. Oh, that makes sense.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Why does that make sense? Because they're, because that's what they do. They're putting their hands on them manipulating you. Right, right. Kaira. Okay. All right. We all learned something.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Look at that. Arnithomancy. O-R-N-I-T-H-O-Mansy. This one, I know. All right? Well, I mean, it's just etymology. Yeah, I'm going to go by that. Oh.
Starting point is 00:20:09 So, birds, birds, birds are bird poop. Yep, birds. I like the bird poop idea, though, right? Bird poop. That's Ornitho Scatomancy. Yeah. You can do that on my car. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:20:27 Onomancy. O-N-O-Mansy. Okay. This word comes up so much, the O-N-O part. So remember, a centaur is a half-horse, half-human, and O-No centaur is a half-donkey, half-human. So it's something about Ono is like... Donkey related?
Starting point is 00:20:45 No, no, no. I think it's like not anti, we're almost, you know, like quasi or, you know, I don't know what Ono. All right. Colin says sound. Karen says Beatles, but spelled like the band, the Beatles. Yeah, like Yoko Ono. Oh, okay. And then, yes, and Chris also says John Lennon's widow.
Starting point is 00:21:05 Oh. Same wavelength, man. She can definitely predict the future. It's a divination from a name or. names, especially the letters of a personal name. So I think that's funny if it's like Ono means like jackass or donkey and it's also like your personal
Starting point is 00:21:20 name. So it's funny, I was thinking like Onomatopoeia. I was just hooking into that but I bet that it's Anamotapia, the root means named after. It's another dad joke of mine because there's a place called Ono Hawaiian Barbecue. Whenever we drive by it, I go Oh no.
Starting point is 00:21:37 It's like, what? And I pointed it and just like God. You get me every time. Every time with this. I've been practicing for this forever. All right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:49 Last one. Let's do pedomancy. Whoa. P-E-D-O-M-A-N-C-Y. Karen. Colin says feetcies. Karen says feet. Chris says children.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Children? Question mark. It's the souls of the feet. Yeah. Easy. We'll end on a high note. Everybody's winning, except for. Chris.
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Starting point is 00:22:29 Shop now at nofrills.ca. All right. My turn in. I have a quick quiz here called What's Your Type? So I'm going to list you three varieties. varieties of a thing, and you have to guess what the thing is. Like Cabernet. Yes.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. So here we go. I'm going to list three and buzz in with what you think these are varieties of. Okay. All right. Jazz. Jonathan.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Crispin. Colin. Are those apples? Those are apples. Nice. Actually, this was inspired. I was inspired. I was at the supermarket. I saw jazz apples. And I was like, oh. That's cool. I've never heard of a jazz. I've heard of jazz apples. Jazz apples. You have to do jazz hands. Yeah, no. So the whole trip, I was like, jazz apples. All right. Next one. Jazz apples. All right. Next one. Garden. Conger. Moray. Oh. Eels. Eels, yes, they're a variety of eels.
Starting point is 00:23:43 Garden eels are actually interesting. They're called garden eels. One of the reasons why is... They're snakes. They're vertical. Like, sometimes you see them on the ocean floor. They're, like, sticking up, so it looks like a garden of eels. Oh, that's awesome.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Like grass blades. Yeah, kind of weird. Okay. Yeah, I don't know why that's creepier somehow it is. It is. All right, next one. Happy, odd, imaginary. Chris
Starting point is 00:24:12 Quarks Quarks Quark Oh what Colin? Numbers Numbers
Starting point is 00:24:19 Yes A happy number I think we've mentioned this on the show before is a number defined by the following process Starting with any positive integer Replace the number by the sum of the squares of its digits Whoa
Starting point is 00:24:33 Okay So for example So 13 is a happy number You take the digits So 1 squared 3 squared equals 10, and then you take those digits and square them, one squared plus zero squared equals one. Got it.
Starting point is 00:24:48 So all these numbers that you keep doing this process where equals one is called a happy number. That's cool. A number that does not do that is called a sad number. I'm not joking or unhappy. I thought of quarks. I just looked this up because I don't know anything about that. It's just, it's, there's six types of quirks I am here reading from the book of Wikipedia. Wait, quirks are.
Starting point is 00:25:09 Elementary particles. Oh, okay. There's six types, which are up, down, strange, charm, bottom, and top. Whoa. Yeah, yeah, weird. Those are cute. All right, next one. Adipose, pelvic, coddle.
Starting point is 00:25:27 Wow. So familiar. Fat? Yeah. Incorrect. Oh. Oh, what's coddle? C-A-U-D-A-L.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Oh, Coddle. Adipose. pelvic cauddle is it positions fins it is fins
Starting point is 00:25:49 it is like a little fat nubbin a pelvic fin is located in the pelvic area of fish and then coddle is tail is the scientific name of a tail fin
Starting point is 00:26:02 I have fat in all those places just saying but only fins in two I don't know I don't know I don't know It sounds scandalous Yeah
Starting point is 00:26:13 All right This is super specific Wow Super specific I don't know how it got in my head Maybe I was hungry All right All right
Starting point is 00:26:22 Nam yong Pizokeri Soba Noodles Incorrect More specific please Oh Buckwheat noodles
Starting point is 00:26:35 Buckwheat noodles Buckwheat noodles Oh, okay. She did say very specific. That's right. She did. Nam Young is a Korean noodles made out of buckwheat. Soba is Japanese noodles made out of buckwheat and Pizoket Pizzo Keri, P-I-Z-Z-O-C-H-E-R-I.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Pizza Keri. It's Keti, right? Not cherry. I don't think, yeah, I think it's. Well, there's two C's, but then there's a H. Pizzo Keri. Yeah. It's an Italian buckwheat noodle dish.
Starting point is 00:27:02 Very specific. Last one. And this was also unspecific. inspired by my personal events. Sure. Maybe that's TMI. Osmotic, secretory,
Starting point is 00:27:18 exudative, exudative. Dana. Sweat? Incorrect. Is it poo? Always poo. Glans? It's Collins close.
Starting point is 00:27:32 What? They're types of diarrhea. Whoa. And I know it's gross, but it made me think, I was like, what are the human reasons for diarrhea? Like, what happens in your body that causes that? And so I looked it up and it's actually kind of interesting. So the three, these are, they're only three types.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Oh, we're going to get into it. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So three types. Osmotic means there's something that is drawing water from the body that's taking water from the body. Osmosis, right? Secretory or secretory, secretory, happens when the body, is really good. Okay. Exidative is if there's
Starting point is 00:28:09 blood or inflammatory. There you go. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Human body is wondrous. Sure. Wow, from Cabernet, a bloody stool. The whole wide range of human experiences in one quiz. Yeah, that's right. The pageant of humanity.
Starting point is 00:28:30 So beautiful. I like when everything's a pageant. Anything could be a passion. I, too, have been inspired to create this quiz by our last episode. Karen read off the Trivial Pursuit card. What New Mexico's state question. New Mexico's official state question. Not motto question.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Red or green. Red or green, which is referring to the chilies that you want with your meal. Do you want red or green chilies? And I then thought, wow, I'll make an entire quiz about official state questions. Unfortunately, New Mexico is the. Only state with an official state question. However, states love declaring official state what's it. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:14 Generally, there's, there's, you know, a popular call to name something, the official state something. You know, when they, little old ladies get together and submit a petition, or they have kids in schools vote on what the official state ground animal is going to be. You know, many states have official state things, and this is a quiz about. that. Okay. A lot of them, I mean, a lot of the official state things are really, really hard to guess. Either know it or you don't, but these are all, everything I've chosen here is, guessable? Yeah, guessable to some degree. Some will be super easy. Some will require a little bit of thinking, but I think you guys can do it. So you have your pads and your pens and such. I love the fact that you have the assumption that every state has an official question, but really it's just one. That was a good assumption, though.
Starting point is 00:30:04 It seemed official. Make some more legit. I was disappointed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, this is a very easy quiz that could write. Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah. Like, oh, New York's official state question is, are you talking to me?
Starting point is 00:30:16 Oh, that's good. Oh, we should come up with our own. We can come up with official state questions for every single. So here we go. This is worth a point, but I think you're all going to get it. We'll just get some points on the board with this one. These are feel good points. This is more for our listeners.
Starting point is 00:30:31 This is more, this question is more. have you been paying attention to good job brain questions see if you can get this in the car okay its official state drink is coffee milk it's official state drink is coffee milk oh fun i don't remember i hope i remember this one i know i know the region i know the region all right there uh karen says road island colin says road island dana says little roadie best state in the union yes road island the official state drink is coffee Milk. Okay, that's a point for everyone. This, appropriately, is the official state cookie of Pennsylvania.
Starting point is 00:31:13 The official state cookie of Pennsylvania. Appropriately. Okay, appropriately. I'm just going to repeat everything Chris says. Yes, sir. I would caution you to not overthink it. And we have our answers. Colin says chocolate chip cookie.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Dana says a chocolate chip cookie And Karen says Toll House I'll give it to you anyway Toll House is not in Pennsylvania But Hershey is definitely in Pennsylvania Their official cookie is the chocolate chip cookie Oh, okay
Starting point is 00:31:47 That's what my thinking was Toll House because Toll House Yeah I check Toll House, not in Pennsylvania Massachusetts? I believe so, yes Oh Hershey Speaking of Massachusetts
Starting point is 00:31:58 I'm giving you the point anyway Karen Oh thank you No problem It's all very Lucy Goosey here. Speaking of Massachusetts, Massachusetts and Louisiana, both have official state donuts. Oh, 1.8. Name the official state donuts of Massachusetts and Louisiana. One of them you can get at Dunkin' Donuts. The other one, you cannot get at Dunkin' Donuts.
Starting point is 00:32:22 How about that? That's a little, special little hint for you. Answers up. Karen says, Glazed and Beny's. I'm guessing that Beny's. I'm guessing that Beny is our Louisiana one. Yeah, yeah. Colin says Massachusetts, the cruller, ooh, the cruller, and Benet for Louisiana.
Starting point is 00:32:40 And Dana actually is the same answer. Louisiana-Benier, Massachusetts, cruller. Yes, indeed, Ben-Jays are the official state donuts of Louisiana. The official state donut of Massachusetts is the Boston cream.
Starting point is 00:32:53 Oh, my God. You know what? I almost wrote that. Oh, my God. But then I was like, is that a pie. Yeah, I doubted myself. The Boston cream pie is a pie. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:02 It was invented. I believe it would be Parker House in Massachusetts, but there is a Boston Cream Donut very popular at Dunkin'Dowell's. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. Darn.
Starting point is 00:33:12 Here's a tough one for you. This 1964 song by The McCoys, a staple at Ohio sporting events, is the state's official rock song. Official rock song. This is a toughie. This is a toughie. It is a 1960. Who is it by?
Starting point is 00:33:31 64 song by the McCoys. It is a staple at Ohio sporting events. They very often play this at many sporting events at the collegiate level and the professional level in the great state of Ohio. And it is the official rock song of the state of Ohio. What are famous Ohio cities? Cleveland. Cincinnati. Are Ohio fans? They know. Yeah. They know it. They're singing it right now. They're singing it right now. If only I could give you all points. Colin says, Cleveland Rocks. Karen says Sin City. Dana says, Roller Coaster of Love. The answer is actually, hang on Sloopy. Oh, okay. What?
Starting point is 00:34:15 What? The official state of Ohio. Of Ohio. Hang on, Snoopy, Sloopy, hang on. Let's, all right, let's revive this a little bit here. The official state dessert of Virginia is, ice cream. But the official state dessert of this state
Starting point is 00:34:35 is the ice cream cone. The ice cream cone is the official state dessert of this state. I should say again, this is getable. There is a logical path to this. The official
Starting point is 00:34:51 state dessert of this state is the ice cream cone. Your hint is, this is getable. Karen says Missouri. Collin says Missouri. Colin says Missouri. Dana says Illinois. It is in fact, Missouri. World's Fair. It all comes back to the World's Fair.
Starting point is 00:35:09 I couldn't remember if it was the Chicago one or not. St. Louis World's Fair in 1904. Yep, yep. Exactly. Well, you had the right idea. The Boston Terrier is the official state dog of Massachusetts, the Alaskan Malamute of Alaska. Which state named as its official dog the Chesapeake Bay Retriever? First step in this question, where is Chesapeake Bay? This is a toffee, but you might get it.
Starting point is 00:35:38 Which state has its official dog, the Chesapeake Bay Retriever? This was the first state to name an official dog. Colin says New York. Karen says Maryland. And Dana says Mass. It is Maryland. Yeah. We have some, we've separated.
Starting point is 00:35:59 things out a little bit. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Karen's in the lead. This line of drinks, originally called Fruit Smack, was created in and is now the official state drink of Nebraska. The line of drinks originally called Fruit Smack. Created in and is now the official state drink of Nebraska.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Oh. Karen says, hi-see. Colin says, cool aide. Dana says. says cool aid. It is Kool-Aid. How do you spell Kool-Aid? Yeah, I wasn't sure. I started writing it. It used to be spelled the way that
Starting point is 00:36:39 Colin spelled it like lemonade, and it is now actually spelled the way that Dana spelled it, like Band-A-A-D. Oh, O-O-L-A-D. Here's another interesting official state snack. In this state, the official state snack is Jello. The official
Starting point is 00:36:57 state snack is Jell-O. Is this gettable? This is getable. Favorite of big families. Oh, okay. Now we're going to be in trouble. Karen says Utah. Colin says Utah.
Starting point is 00:37:16 This is Utah. The hint brought it home for you guys. Mormons love their jello, and the official state snack of Utah is jello. Yeah. So in case you're keeping track, we have Colin. and Karen with seven points each. Dana with six points each. Still anybody's game, three more questions to go. In New York, it's apple. In Minnesota and Virginia, it's blueberry. In Massachusetts, it's corn. In Hawaii, it's coconut. I have just told you the official state what's. In New York,
Starting point is 00:37:55 it's apple. Minnesota and Virginia, blueberry. Massachusetts, corn. Hawaii Coconut These are the official state what? Corn in
Starting point is 00:38:06 Massachusetts that's the one that throws me as far as I know they don't grow a lot of corn in mass
Starting point is 00:38:13 weird I have no idea oh take a stab take a stab at it write down whatever it pops
Starting point is 00:38:21 into your head apple blueberry corn coconut Dana says pies Colin says side dish
Starting point is 00:38:29 Karen says as Muffin. These are the official state muffins. Oh, nice. Yeah, I think Apple Pie is probably like Vermont or... Well, New York could have it too. Yeah, that's true. That's true.
Starting point is 00:38:42 Muff. In 2005, North Carolina declared this to be its official state carnivorous plant. Wait, do that one more time? In the year 2005, North Carolina declared this to be its official. state carnivorous plant. Every state should have one. Right? Answers up.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Everyone says the Venus fly trap and everyone is correct. Why? Just so random. You know, if you're going to have an official state carnivorous plant, might as well be the best. I always wanted a Venus flytrap as a kid.
Starting point is 00:39:19 They're totally good about... If you have a fly problem, they will eat one fly every... And I heard that you can, like, feed them, like, little bits of, like, meat and cheese and stuff. Really? That's what I heard.
Starting point is 00:39:30 Yes. Sorry. It's like a pet. Okay. One more question. No, no hints on this one. Okay. Again, still getable, but no hints.
Starting point is 00:39:39 All right. Karen has eight, Colin has eight, Dana has seven. Every state has some sort of official food item. But this is the only state with an official flavor. The only state with an official flavor. I can think of like four where I'd be like, okay, it could be Well, you know, pick one and see what happens
Starting point is 00:40:05 Yeah, I'll just pick one All right Oh, interesting Dana says Vermont Colin says Georgia Karen says Vermont The only state with an official flavor is Vermont
Starting point is 00:40:18 Yeah, maple is the official state flavor of Vermont Dana gets a point Karen gets a point And with a big 10 points, right? Yeah Karen takes it home.
Starting point is 00:40:30 Congratulations to Karen. That's good. Oh, that's good. That was really weird. All right, let's take a quick break. A word from our sponsor. Get to Toronto's main venues like Budweiser Stage and the new Roger Stadium with Go Transit. Thanks to Go Transit's special online e-ticket fairs, a $10 one-day weekend pass offers
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Starting point is 00:41:27 Never once teased you for having weird old trivia books. I think we're impressed. I say wow sincerely, not sarcastically. Like, whoa, that's cool. So in the spirit of the Good Job by the Library, I wanted to compile a quiz using my old favorite trivia book. So I am holding here a copy of a book called Puzzle Quiz, which I got, I don't even remember when I got this book.
Starting point is 00:41:50 It looks old. Well, based on the fonts, I would say, in the late 70s. Yeah, the copyright did on the book is 1978. Well, there we go. I was not reading then. I was not quite that advanced. I must have gotten this sometime in the early 80s, I'm guessing. So it's by author Stephen Barr, and it is brain teasers and some puzzles and riddles,
Starting point is 00:42:10 some outright trivia, a lot of logic questions. And I read this book a lot as a kid. You can see it's been well loved. So I went through, and I have chosen a selection of questions. from puzzle quiz to give to you guys. From your childhood. Yes, these are trivia from Collins' past. Are we smarter than Colin when he was eight years old?
Starting point is 00:42:31 Well, I have no idea which of these I got when I was eight years old. But so buzz in when you think you have the answer. Now, and I want to just as a framing here, a lot of these are kind of not tongue-in-cheek, but cheeky, maybe. Are these pre-dad jokes? No, they're not that bad. They're not that bad. Okay. Everybody looks at Chris.
Starting point is 00:42:50 I know. We already have enough of those. Here we go. What are the largest living things? Oh. What are the largest living things? Dana. Uh, the whale. Not the whale.
Starting point is 00:43:05 Largest animal is the whale. Chris. Redwoods? Yes, California Redwood trees. I thought there's like a lateral thinking puzzle. Oh, okay. Oh, sorry. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:14 So some of these, they're mostly trivia. Got it. Okay. Yeah. All right. All right, here we go. This is a two-part question here. What timepiece has the fewest number of moving parts?
Starting point is 00:43:26 Karen. Sun dial. It is indeed a sundial. Zero. Yeah. What timepiece has the greatest number of moving parts? Huh. Pocket watch.
Starting point is 00:43:40 What time is? Chris. Big Ben. The answer is an hourglass. Oh, that's great. That is so good. An hourglass timer with its uncounted grains of sand. Oh, wow, that's clever.
Starting point is 00:43:56 Yeah. That's clever. What is the biggest Roman number that spells an English word? I'll give you a few seconds here. You have your patent paper if you want to new around with this. Oh, Karen's ready to answer. Civil? Oh, sorry, right.
Starting point is 00:44:13 It must be a valid Roman numeral, meaning not just using the letters. Right, right. Right, so this would be a number that the Romans could express a quantity with. Okay, give us a second here. Let's try to figure this out. Wow. Chris. Mix.
Starting point is 00:44:27 M-I-X. The answer, as written, most people think it is mixed. Mid is still bigger. M-I-D. Oh, mid is a bigger, yeah, okay. Wow, okay. What is the biggest country on the equator? The biggest country on the equator.
Starting point is 00:44:44 Dana. Is it Brazil? It is Brazil. It is Brazil. More than twice the size of any other country on the equator. Huh. What well-known English word has I-I in it? Karen.
Starting point is 00:44:55 Skiing. Yes, of course. Approximately, how many cells are in an egg yolk? Oh. Chris. One. Yeah. Correct.
Starting point is 00:45:06 One cell in the egg yolk. Yeah, okay. That's very, whenever a logic puzzle asks you a question that's like asking you to estimate what seems like some huge amount, it's probably, well, the answer is probably zero or one right that's a good point that's totally good point all right last one here hydrogen is so called because it generates water greek hydro for what is oxygen named generates oxy what's oxy that's really what it's asking what is oxy for generating acid oxis oxes oh thank you stephen bar reaching through the years and giving us some questions from puzzle quiz nice i think we would have been friends as kids. That book is up my alley.
Starting point is 00:45:48 I think I've had books like that. Oh, yeah. I think we all have had to have books like that to end up here. Yeah. Yeah, there's probably like a set of steps. Yeah, you're right. It is very self-selected. This is a true story. It happened right here in my town. One night, 17 kids woke up, got out of bed, looked into the dark, and they never came back. I'm the director of Barbarian. A lot of people died and a lot of
Starting point is 00:46:16 weird ways. We're not going to find it in the news because the police covered everything all up. On August days. This is where the story really starts. Weapons. All right. And I have one last segment here. And Zach, Zach wrote in and emailed us and said, hey, guys, you know, I was thinking
Starting point is 00:46:43 and from experience in pub trivia myself, I think you guys should do a section. about company stock names. Oh, okay. And we do get these in public trivia a lot. And when you say stock name, you're talking about like the stock symbols. So when you're trading on the New York Stock Exchange, these are the up to four letter usually abbreviations for the companies. Yes.
Starting point is 00:47:03 Yes. So, for example, Apple is AAPL. Right. Google is G-O-O-G. I'm going to say the company name and you guys guess what you think the, you know, some companies choose funny, pun, fun, fun. names that company decided to pick as their stock symbols. Speaking of fun, actually, someone does have fun F-U-N as their symbol, and that is the Cedar Fair Entertainment Company.
Starting point is 00:47:30 Okay. They manage and own lots of different amusement parks across the United States. Knottesbury Farm famously and also Cedar Point. Cedar Point, very big. So their stock symbol is F-U-N. All right. Here we go. What do you think Harley-Davidson uses as their stock symbol?
Starting point is 00:47:53 Answers up. Chris says hog. Dana says vroom. Colin says hog. It is hog. H-O-G. I had R-R-R. What symbol does Ceeley Corporation use?
Starting point is 00:48:12 Answers up. Chris says Z, Z, Z, Z. Dana says bed and Colin says ZZZ. It's actually ZZ, but on the right track. ZZ. Z. Z. Z. Celia, of course, the mattress company. Mattress company. Yep.
Starting point is 00:48:28 The Avis Budget Group, Inc. Trades under what symbol? Inc. I-N-C or I-N-K? I-N-C. Avis Budget Group, Inc. Avis Budget Group, Inc. Oh, the two companies are two. Oh, I see. I didn't know they were the same company.
Starting point is 00:48:45 everybody Colin says car Dana says ink INC and Chris says car It is car The Avis and budget rental Car company I was going back forth like it's either rent or car
Starting point is 00:49:01 What company uses the symbol BID What company uses the symbol BID Or bid Oh Everybody says, eBay, you are all
Starting point is 00:49:17 incorrect. It is Sotheby. Sotheby. Okay, I was going back and forth. I was going back and forth. Another auction company. I'm going for a goose egg, for it all wrong. That's a trick. 100% incorrect. Steinway musical instruments the company, they're famous for their pianos,
Starting point is 00:49:36 use, their stock symbol is to honor a famous composer. What do you think its stock symbol is? answers up Chris says B-A-C-H for Bach Dana says B-E-E-E-T for Beethoven and Colin says L-V-B and you are correct L-V-B-L-V-B
Starting point is 00:50:03 Ludwig van Beethoven Very clever I thought about Chop for Chappon Mazz Yeah Moths for Mots Right right right that's a good one
Starting point is 00:50:16 that's a really good one yeah that's totally like not I mean it is related but in terms of the actual company name I'm gonna close out with a quick fire buzz in lightning round there's some companies that only trade under one letter as their stock symbol
Starting point is 00:50:30 I'm gonna name the letter study these before you tell me what company is lightning round buzzers please oh okay M uh M Motorola incorrect
Starting point is 00:50:43 Eminem Mars Incorrect. Don't know. It is Macy's. Okay. Okay. V. Is that Visa?
Starting point is 00:50:53 It is Visa. Previously Vivendi. So sometimes companies, they can move around. They can move around or when they delisted and such. All right. Z. Oh, no. I was going to say Zappos, but they're not publicly traded.
Starting point is 00:51:09 Right. Zikar. Zippo. Oh. Xeneth? It is Zillow. Oh, really? They got the real tea?
Starting point is 00:51:19 Yep. So some of these are actually, they seem pretty modern. Because you think, oh, the single-letter ones must be really old American companies. No, but they change hands. But they change hands all the time. So, yes, Ford trades under F. Who trades under P? This is a modern one.
Starting point is 00:51:34 Oh, it is? PayPal. No. Incorrect. Part of eBay. That's right, yeah. Although they're spinning off. It's weird.
Starting point is 00:51:43 It's weird. I was going to guess price line. It is Pandora. Oh, right. That's right. Interesting. Yeah. Last question.
Starting point is 00:51:51 There are two letters that are currently unassigned. That means no companies are using them. What are the two letters that are currently unassigned to anything? Colin. X and W. W is Wayfair and X is U.S. Steel. So, correct. Q?
Starting point is 00:52:12 Q. quintiles it is j and you huh j and you uh j previously jackpot enterprises and you previously u s airways so there you go good job everybody this will this will definitely show up in pub quiz too all right and that is our show our all quiz bonanza number 26 thank you guys for joining me and thank you guys listeners for listening in uh hope you had fun today we had fun lots of different quizzes um lots of poop talk too. Anyways, you can find us on iTunes.
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