Good Job, Brain! - 170: ALL QUIZ BO-HO-HO-NANZA!

Episode Date: December 24, 2015

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to an airwave media podcast. Hello, amazingly academic, astonishing audio files. Welcome to Good Job Brain, your weekly quiz show and offbeat trivia podcast. This is episode 170, and I am your humble host, Karen, and we are your horde of holler harbingers of holiday hoopla hoping for happy happenings in houses and homes i'm colin i'm dana and i'm chris i thought the beginning part would be about the holiday oh yeah i couldn't think of any a you worked into it youthful you oh youthful you'll y'all y'all y'all use and next year you and next year yeah yeah thanks i will quickly start us off here with uh perhaps the last
Starting point is 00:01:00 installment for the year of our errors and omissions segment um actually i have an um actually i'm so i'm so i'm righteous right now becoming our weekly uh errors and omission segment you are holding to that card so tightly yeah it was in his wallet he pulled it out it's pristine it's been in my wallet since the yeah i so this is in i'm actually against the game trivial pursuit so karen during pop quiz hot shot at the top of the show uh you asked the following question what two U.S. states are home for the long-living bristlecone pine trees? And I buzzed in and I answered Utah. I was pretty sure.
Starting point is 00:01:41 I had seen him in Utah. You were just there. I was just in Utah and you said, no. And the Trivial Pursuit card says on the back, California and Nevada. And I was like, wow, maybe my memory was wrong. I was so sure that I had seen them there. And you texted me too. You're like, mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:01:58 After we've recorded, I went back online. reviewed my trip notes. Yeah, and sure enough, like, when I was in Utah, I was in Utah, I planned out a trip to Bryce Canyon, and we hiked on the bristle cone loop trail. And along the bristlecone loop trail, they have several bristlecone pines, some of which are like 1,500 years old. They're super, super, super, super old, and I took pictures of them and everything. So I say, I'm actually Trivial Pursuit.
Starting point is 00:02:27 There are at least three U.S. states home for long-living bristlecum pine trees, California, Nevada, and Utah, at least. So. You're like becoming Hank Hill, I think. I don't know. With your trip notes and your trivial pursuit, correction cards in your wallet. Trips. It's good. How am I going to know where I went?
Starting point is 00:02:49 No, you're right. You're totally right. I should do that, too. It's good. And without further ado, let's jump into. our first general trivia segment pop quiz hot shot actually this is not general trivia
Starting point is 00:03:03 because it's Christmas theme Christmas time theme specific get ready because this is some like if you are a Christmas file like this is for you inside Christmas baseball inside Christmas baseball get ready for these questions I mean I'm just thinking if you have to generate enough questions for a whole
Starting point is 00:03:19 game yeah you're going to be deep deep cuts all right everybody get your barnyard buzzers ready here we go Oh, man. All right. All right. Maybe we can do it, I don't know. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Category is Christmas Carols. Okay. All right. In Good King Wenceslaus. Oh, thank you. Wenceslaus. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:39 What did the monarch looked out on? Wow. He looked up. It's a good king, Wenceslaus, Lus Lus looked out on the feast of Eden, Eden. Steven. Steven. On the Feast of Steen Yes
Starting point is 00:03:58 I was running through the lyrics Is that a How do you sing that song Good King Let's his last look down On the feast of Stephen All the snow they round about And then nobody knows the rest So let's just forget about it
Starting point is 00:04:15 All right next category Good job Stocking Stuffers Who wrote The Christmas Murder Mystery Star Bright A Christmas story? Oh.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Is it with a question mark in the end? Oh, no, question mark is for the question. Okay. You'll read anything on the phone. Murder mystery. Star Bright, a Christmas story. Wow. Chris.
Starting point is 00:04:43 Agatha Christie. Incorrect. Colin. Ellery Queen. Incorrect. Chris again. Agatha Christmas. Nice.
Starting point is 00:04:52 No, it is. Andrew M. Greeley. Well. Okay. All right. Good for him. Yeah. Deep cut.
Starting point is 00:05:00 All right. Next category. Holiday traditions. Who is credited with the 1903 creation of Christmas seals? Oh, 19. I don't know if it's Arf Arf Seals or like a wax. Like a sticker. Could this be the president at the time?
Starting point is 00:05:19 That's who I think it was. I think it was the first president of the... McKinley was right around the turn of the century. 1903. Oh, wait. No, or am I thinking of March of Dimes? Yeah, they have Christmas seals. All right, we got to come up with something here.
Starting point is 00:05:37 McKinley? McKinley. Incorrect. It is Danish postmaster. Oh, my God. Einhar Holble. What? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:45 All right. All right. So who do you play this game with? This is for. Is this for children? This is for, you know, this is for the real serious Christmas geeks. Yeah. I mean, at least one existed in order to make this game.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Right. Yeah. All right. Next category, Christmas movies. In a Charlie Brown Christmas, what does Lucy want for Christmas? Wow, Chris. Real estate. Correct.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Nice. Okay. She's savvy. All right. Last category, North Pole. What were Donner and Blixen's name in? the 1823 publication of A Visit from St. Nicholas
Starting point is 00:06:30 Colin. I'm going to guess Donder and Blitzen, the original, or Dunder and Blitzen? You got Dunder, right? Mifflin. Dunder and Miflin.
Starting point is 00:06:43 No, it is, yeah, it's Dunder and... It's not Blixen. Blixen. Or Blitzen. No, she was asking about Blixen. No, Blixen. Oh, wait. It is.
Starting point is 00:06:52 So, Yeah. What were Donner and Blixen's name. Yeah. Okay. So in the original, it's Dunder and Blixem. Oh.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Okay. Dunder blixem. Okay. Dunder. Dunder and Mifflin. Do you guys want to do another one since it's Christmas time? Yeah, okay. Sure.
Starting point is 00:07:11 They're not that fun, but yes. Right. Yeah. Why not? Okay. Christmas carols. In the 12 days of Christmas. What did my true love sent to me on the eighth day?
Starting point is 00:07:22 Wow. Yeah. You buzz first and Yeah, that's what he always says. Well, yeah, because, you know, I'm going to get this. I was just like Chris does. I think so. It's eight maids of milking. Correct.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Thank you. Okay. Stocking stuffers. Who wrote the, how, why are there so many Christmas murder mystery? All right. Who wrote the Christmas murder mystery, cat in the golden garland? Collin. Ellery Queen.
Starting point is 00:07:46 Incorrect. None of the names we mentioned. Oh, okay. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle? No, it is. Carol Nelson Douglas. Who are these people? He just went to like half-priced books and like looked at all the Christmas.
Starting point is 00:08:02 I bet whoever created this game has like a murder mystery collection. Yeah. Just Christmas theme. We're working on a tight deadline. Yeah. All right. Holiday traditions. In Norway, when our church bells rung to welcome the spirit of Christmas.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Hmm. Wait. On what day and what time? What day and what time? And where? In Norway. In Norway. December 24th at midnight
Starting point is 00:08:27 or midnight between the 24th and 25th. It is on Christmas Eve. So it is December 24th. You have to guess the time. Oh, but it's not midnight. It's not midnight. No, it is. 5 p.m.
Starting point is 00:08:40 Oh, great. Well, we would have got it eventually. Yeah, yeah. Maybe we would have. If we didn't go into the minutes. It's 6.34. Right. All right.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Christmas movies. What do all right? all the murder victims What is up with this dude and what Christmas murders? What do all the murder victims in don't open till Christmas have in common?
Starting point is 00:09:05 What do all the Did you put I didn't buzz I just like flints my buzzer Colin I'm going to guess they were all Santa Clauses they were all wearing Santa suits
Starting point is 00:09:18 Oh wow! I was going to guess like the murderer like stuff candy canes in the victim's nostrils as a macabre and festive calling card Like a moth
Starting point is 00:09:30 But it's a candy cane Right, right, right Well, that's actually no bad All right Last question, North Pole From a time in England Father Christmas delivered presents Writing what?
Starting point is 00:09:42 Writing? Writing on a Oh, yeah, what animal did he? Chris. Festral? No. Oh. No, no.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Hypogrist. Yeah. Was it a bear? Nope. A horse. Nope. It is a white donkey. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Yeah. I feel like that. I've seen a picture of that. Yeah. Are all donkeys? No, donkeys are not white, right? That's why it's magical. Oh, it's a magical white donkey.
Starting point is 00:10:12 Got it. It's like shadow facts. Shadow donkey. Yeah. Oh. Go, white donkey. Deliver these presents for me. In those days, he only had to get,
Starting point is 00:10:24 he doesn't have the team of eight reindeer here as the one donkey because he only has to circumnavigate like England. Oh, yeah, that's true. It's confined to a very small area. It's not all over the world, yeah. He's got a solid ground game. That's, yeah. All right, good job, Reigns.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Good job on our Christmas pop quiz. That was pretty hard. A lot of people died. That was tough, it was tough, yeah, lots of murders. Really high body count on that quiz. I think that those were so good that we should make this entire episode all entirely Christmas and holiday themed quizzes. I'm so glad you said that because that's what I've prepared for.
Starting point is 00:11:04 That would be real tough if we hadn't done that. Add some holiday cheer, holiday quiz cheer to improv a quiz. It's real hard. At this point, I think you guys know I'm going to my wallet. I have. So Chris, what do you think we should name this episode? Well, I say since it's episode 170 in every fifth episode, we have an all-quiz show, then that would make this, our holiday-themed, spectacular, all-quiz,
Starting point is 00:11:32 Bo-ho-ho-ho-ho-honza. So everyone knows the best part of Christmas is the presents. True. It's not your family. It's not the food. That's not really It's about what do you get What's in it for you?
Starting point is 00:11:57 Specifically the receiving of Right Yeah I made a quiz for you guys It's about the best-selling toys Of the 90s So what was in it for Kids who were in the 90
Starting point is 00:12:10 Yeah what was the thing that you wanted That you probably didn't get Because your parents waited till Christmas Eve to buy it And it was already gone Yes Oh I don't think of this list I don't think I received any of these things.
Starting point is 00:12:24 Ten years of disappointment. Well, luckily I aged out of them halfway through, but yes. Too cool for school, I guess. But I don't think I would have gotten them anyway. Okay, so let's get going. You guys buzz in with the answer is we'll just go through 1990 to 1999. Wow. So that might help.
Starting point is 00:12:43 Okay, okay. Here we go. So this line of toys was based on a comic book. It was licensed to a toy maker And then they insisted that they make a cartoon about it In order to support their toys Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes
Starting point is 00:12:58 The first cartoon aired in 1987 Huh And they licensed the comic book to make toys Yes And they had to make the cartoon Yes Because they were like This is kind of a cult comic book
Starting point is 00:13:10 We're not going to sell these toys So they like worked really hard on designing It was a design project Designing a cartoon And then they made so many toys. Because the original Teenage Being Ninja Turtle is
Starting point is 00:13:22 It's a black and white independent comic book Kind of rough and it was like Toy Company was like We could do something with this And then they did Put a brain in a fat guy
Starting point is 00:13:31 And call it a villain So 1991 Toy of the Year It was developed under the name Project Mercury And it was first released In Japan actually In 1990
Starting point is 00:13:42 Colin Is that the Game Boy? No 1999 One, released. Toy of the year. In North America. In Japan, I'm named Project Mercury.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Yes. I feel like you should know this, too. Yeah. Well, there was Dolphid. There was... No, I was going to say Tomoguchi, but that's not. No, no, no, no. Made to compete with the Game Boy.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Uh-huh. Oh. Oh, of course. This Sega Game Gear. Sega Game Gear. Because that's why it was, like, scratching at my brain because Sega would name everything after planets. Like, and then sometimes...
Starting point is 00:14:16 You're right. Sometimes it stuck. Sometimes it stuck. like the sake of Saturn, right, and that was the toy of the year. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, they did really well. It was big. Sonic. 1992. Action figures for this line of toys include
Starting point is 00:14:28 Coco B-Ware, Ricky's steamboat, and the Ultimate Warrior. Chris. The WWF superstars. Yes. At the time. Yeah. They did really well, even though ones that had come out earlier were more lifelike and now they sell for more. Yeah. But the toys in the 90s got a little more cartoon.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Juni, and then they became a huge hit. Right, right. So this one, I was fascinated by 1993, the toy of the year. This was actually designed as a non-working prop in the 1992 movie Home Alone lost in New York. Oh, right. It was so cool that there was a letter writing campaign by the kids. And then the next year for Christmas, it was the toy of the year. Right, right.
Starting point is 00:15:11 It's the talk boy. Yes. Yes. What? So it's a little tape recorder with a microphone that sticks out, and you could record. yourself and then you could speed it up and sound higher or slow it down and in the movie he uses these features
Starting point is 00:15:25 oh it's just scary right right oh okay yeah I was thinking of like the or commit credit card fraud sure I mean did no no he checked into the hotel right didn't he like he sounded like a adult adult yeah yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:15:40 but kids were like I want one of the talk boy yeah okay 1994 these toys toys were based on a TV show that was based on a Japanese show called Japanese Super Synthi
Starting point is 00:15:55 Series. Mighty Morphan Power Rangers. All right. I'm waiting until you finish the question over here. I thought she was just going to name us facts until we got it. Oh, okay. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:16:07 So the toy of 1995, we've talked about before. It's funny, it was originated in Hawaii in the 1920s or 30s. Oh, well, Let me finish a little more. A little bit more.
Starting point is 00:16:20 Yeah, so it originated in Hawaii in the 20s or 30s. It came from bottle caps. There was a toy played with bottle caps. It was Colin? I'm pretty sure those are pods. Those are pods. So bitter. Yes.
Starting point is 00:16:38 We have protocol, people. Toy of the year 1996. This toy of the year, 1996. This toy. actually got its start on Rosie O'Donnell's popular U.S. TV show. It first showed up there and then became a huge-hit. Coochball. No.
Starting point is 00:16:56 No. Maybe six? 96. Was that the Tickle Me Elmo? It was Tickle Me Elmo. Oh, okay. Yeah. Wait, so that peered on the show and then it became like a big hit.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Yeah. I mean, it was already like Sesame Street. People already liked it, but then Rosie O'Donnell was hot at that moment. Once she blessed it, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we've mentioned this toy. Toy of the Year, 1997.
Starting point is 00:17:18 It's a little video game. And it caused issues with kids taking them to school because they had to check in on them so frequently. Chris, please. That was the Tamagochi. The Tamaguchi. Genius story. Yeah, I had one. I had one.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Yeah. One died. Yeah. I remember going to FAAO sports that year, and they had a massive Tamagochi, like, area that they had a massive Tamagochi, like, area that they had carved out of the store with a huge. display, big, big, big store display and they were sold out. It was just like this huge section of the store that they devoted to it and they didn't have any. 20 bucks, 30 bucks? Really? Yeah, yeah. Oh, so it was like pretty cheap. That's reasonable. It was so hard to get that here. But for the size, I mean,
Starting point is 00:18:02 that's, you know. Yeah, I feel like that's, think about it's so ahead of its time. How many apps are there are about fake taking care of something? It's true. It's true. Like babysitting, babysitting games. It was a real, real smart idea. My sister had one. She loved it. She She likes the sims, though. She likes that kind of stuff. And I found it so stressful. I could have to handle. I was like, it's going to die.
Starting point is 00:18:22 I'm a horrible person. It's like I'm not allowed to have one of these. This is bad. Okay. Toy of the Year, 1998. This creature has its own language. It began its life with its own language. Oh, what's it called?
Starting point is 00:18:37 Furby. Furby. Furby speaking furbish. Mm-hmm. And that people still have them today. Again, so ahead of its time. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:45 What, really? Well, I don't know. Well, like, AI. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, last one. 1999. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Even though it came out in 1996 originally,
Starting point is 00:18:56 1999 was the year it blew up in this country. And that's maybe a little hint. It's a game, it's an RPG game, so a role-playing game. And it focused on finding, capturing, and training creatures. Oh. Okay. Pokemon. Pokemon.
Starting point is 00:19:17 Yes, yes, Pokemon. That was Toy of the year. Toy of the year of 1999. Cool. How many of those gifts are great because it's just re-in-forward? Like, the Pokemon, it's all about the collecting and showing off and comparing with your friends.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Like, the social pressure is built in. It's like, you've got to have it. Yeah. Gotta catch them all. That's right. So, Dana, I have a question. Yes. You have now spent a couple of Christmases in Sweden.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Yeah. And I just read something nuts about Christmas traditions in Sweden. And I wanted to ask you if this is true in your experience. All right. The Swedish as a nation on Christmas, sit down and watch a marathon of Donald Duck cartoons. Yes. Yes. Kalianca.
Starting point is 00:20:03 It has a big deal. It's a big deal. You have to be home when it's on. Right. Like you're watching it live with everyone. With your whole family, you sit around this. TV and it's a it's a it's the same like marathon of Donald Duck cartoons it's the same every year it's the same it's like the variety not the variety show but like anthology anthology episode
Starting point is 00:20:22 one of those anthology it's set in the jungle or the forest or something um it's not that christmasy it seems to have no logical connection to the holiday season whatsoever if you point out that they're it's weird that they're watching it like they don't think it's weird at all They get upset. And then you're like, but everyone is watching it. It's Kali is just a guy's name. I think it means Charles or Carl.
Starting point is 00:20:50 It translates to something like that. And then Anka means duck in Swedish. Yeah. So it's like Charlie Duck or Kalyanka. Yeah. And it really is just like everybody. Everybody watches. Is it like aired on TV as specific time?
Starting point is 00:21:07 Oh, okay. Not like DVD that we're going to pop in. Oh, no, no, no, no. It's aired on. it's air on TV It's a big deal And the ratings are just You know, through the roof
Starting point is 00:21:16 Yeah Like what do we watch for Christmas Is it like It's a wonderful life? Yeah but we don't even really watch that I don't know I mean the marathons I feel like the marathons here in the States
Starting point is 00:21:25 It's there's the Thanksgiving Like there's like the Twilight Zone marathon Oh I didn't know Oh yeah Yeah in recent years They do the mystery science theater marathon I mean they do marathons Yeah
Starting point is 00:21:36 Marathons are a thing The weird I mean you know If there's anything weird about America, it's that like we will put on, certainly my family will put on, a Christmas story. Yeah, yeah. Ralphie. Yeah, I've seen that a lot of times. They do that for 24 hours.
Starting point is 00:21:50 Yeah. You just leave it on. But that's Christmas related. But you don't, it is highly. Yeah. But it's also like, it's not like everybody all gathers at the exact same time around the country. Right, right. It's not a communal experience.
Starting point is 00:22:02 You know, you're not. And it's not like, oh, we just, you know, we put it on and it's on in the background while we do things. It's literally everybody sits down and. pays close to dress up? No, not that I've seen, no. I'm being sensitive because I know the Swedish people I know who live in Sweden do listen to this podcast.
Starting point is 00:22:20 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not saying that it's weird, it's just, like, fascinating that is caught on as a specifically holiday tradition. I'm not sure why they like Donald Duck so much. You're a sailor suit. Maybe that's part of that. Maybe they don't have, maybe.
Starting point is 00:22:38 That's pretty thin. If they don't have anyone that angry in Sweden. Oh, it's funny to see someone frustrated. Right, right, because they're all just, you know, normally just... Well, because we know in Europe, Donald Duck is far more popular than Mickey Mouse. Oh, is that? Yeah, Donald Duck has its own comics, like, growing up... Well, that could be part of it, right?
Starting point is 00:22:56 That's the random Donald Duck cartoon. Yeah. It's a Christmas tradition. Calli Ma'amca. Calli Maize from Indiana Jones in the Temple. Did I tell you guys this also about Sweden? They do a cool thing where you write a poem on your present, a bad poem about what it is or why you're giving it to the person.
Starting point is 00:23:16 And then they read it out before they open the present. Oh, and they open the present. Yeah. It's sort of ironic when they see the present. Badly written or like... It's like you kind of make a joke about it. A joke or you make a reference to what it is. You don't have to spend a lot of time thinking about it.
Starting point is 00:23:29 We would always a tradition. We would just like bad puns. So the reason why I know stuff about Sweden is because my fiancé is Swedish. And last year my mom did the poem thing but she translated all her poems into Swedish like with Google
Starting point is 00:23:43 and like her translations ended up being like naughty like Santa God naughty with with the reindeer like they were crying laughing That's awesome That's great
Starting point is 00:23:57 Santa did what? Yeah they're all like this translates to something different Oh, my word. Yes. Hello, this is Matt from the Explorers podcast. I want to invite you to join me on the voyages and journeys of the most famous explorers in the history of the world.
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Starting point is 00:25:09 at the end of this Christmas-themed segment. So, okay, all right. I love doing good job, brain. One of my favorite things that I ever learn in the process of good-job-braining is... Good job-braining? The verb form, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:23 Is the word mondagrine. The word mondagrine. And this is... A mondagrine is a misheard song lyric. E.G., we always say this. Jimmy Hendricks, excuse me while I kiss this guy. Yes. Instead of, excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Starting point is 00:25:39 There is a fact that you're a line of books, one of which is named, excuse me while I kiss this guy, about popularly misheard song lyrics. Right. And you probably, you might have special ones that you even remember from your childhood where you heard a song wrong. The classic one from my childhood was, you know, the song, Our Lips Are Sealed. It was Alex the Seal. Alex the Seal.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. So I love that they,
Starting point is 00:26:13 that misheard song lyrics have a great name, Mondagreen, which comes from, and we may have talked about this before. I just want to restate it. It comes from a Scottish song, an old Scottish ballad called the ballad of the Earl O'Morei, like the eel.
Starting point is 00:26:28 Yeah, it's just saying. And the lyrics in this song were, they have slain the Earl O'Moree. and laid him on the green. They put his body down on the grass. And there was a writer named Sylvia Wright, who, when she always heard this song as a child, what she heard was they have slain the Earl of Moree
Starting point is 00:26:46 and Lady Mondagreen. Thus, like, doubling the body count. Right, yeah, right? The Earl and the lady were both slain. Lady Mondagreen. So she coins the term a Mondagreen to mean a misheard song lyric. Nice. Now, when do we usually sing really old songs with obscure lyrics?
Starting point is 00:27:08 Christmas! Yay! That's when everybody gets together and sings a whole bunch of, like, many hundred-year-old songs, the lyrics to which they... Sometimes they know, and sometimes they don't. And so Holiday Mondagreens, in particular, are some of the most pervasive. I personally, as a child, I will admit this. Because I was thinking, I'm like, oh, yeah, I remember this happening to me.
Starting point is 00:27:28 I definitely, there was a period when I thought that Santa first, turned to Rudolph, you know, for his help on a froggy Christmas Eve. Then one froggy. Right, right. Yeah. The song Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer in particular is interesting because, as again, I think I've mentioned this before, but I really want to reiterate how cool this is. There is a holiday children's book slash movie that is called Olive, the other reindeer.
Starting point is 00:27:57 Yes. This is a... That sounds so sad. Its title is a Mondagrine by which... kids listen to Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer and they hear the line that Rudolph was called names
Starting point is 00:28:07 by all of the other reindeer and they think that it was just one, just jerk reindeer called Olive, Olive, the other reindeer. She's so mean. She's so mean. It's a call a name. That's really cute.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Yeah. And so you would actually you would actually love this because the movie, the book, the movie is about a dog whose name is Olive. And then she hears the song and Olive the other reindeer. She's just like, oh, that I must be the other reindeer.
Starting point is 00:28:31 Oh, my God. Yeah. It's too sad. Lots of misunderstandings. So the really cool thing that I love about this is that there's more characters in the book and movie whose names are Mondagreins. Oh, my God. So there's one character whose name is Round John Virgin from Silent Night when they talk about Round Jan Virgin, Mother and Child, Round John Virgin. That's great. And then there is a character, and I love this even more.
Starting point is 00:28:58 His name is Richard Stans. Oh, for Richard Stans. Yes, when kids recite the Pledge of Allegiance and to the Republic for Richard Stans. For Richard Stans. And then I went down to Wikihole, and then it got weird. Because, so I'm looking at the all of the other reindeer thing, and it's in Wikipedia says that the confusion comes from what is called the cot caught merger. Because there's a lot of, it's a linguistic thing.
Starting point is 00:29:28 Yeah, so the word caught as in like what you sleep on when you're in, you know, camping versus is caught, as in I caught a Pokemon. And this is when a dialect merges those two vowel sounds, so they become the same sound. Caught and caught become the same sound. I caught a Pokemon. I slept on a cot. Right. Right.
Starting point is 00:29:50 And I'm thinking to myself, like, you know, I slept on a cot and I caught a Pokemon, so it's different. And I look at the, and I look at the Wikipedia page for this, for the caught-caught-caught merger, and it says, where does this happen? It says, most of New England. Yeah. Where you're from? That's where I'm from. That's said except Rhode Island. I'm like, uh-huh. And it says the southern part of Connecticut. Wow. And I'm like, that's the part of Connecticut that I'm from. You escape. I did. I escape the. You're the exemption zone. Yeah. Caught and caught. Um, so anyway, this is all leading up to. I have a holiday mondagrine quiz for you guys. You have your pads and you have your pens. So you're all ready for this.
Starting point is 00:30:29 All right. I am going to read you. And a lot of this, um, A lot of these actually come from Snopes, which, in addition to all of its work on Urban Legends, has compiled a pretty good list over the years of holiday, of holiday Mondagreys specifically. It's a couple from other places. So I will give you, I'm not going to sing it because, you know, as the pony said as he started his speech, sorry, I'm a little hoarse. But I'm not going to sing songs, but I am going to read. I'm so mad right now.
Starting point is 00:30:59 But maybe I'll sing in one or two. I hear it. But maybe I'll sing one or two. And so I will give you the misheard version of the lyric, and you will tell me what the song actually says. All right. All right. Yes. So your first one is, the catalog glowing, the poor baby wakes.
Starting point is 00:31:24 This is from away in the manger. The catalog glowing, the poor baby wakes. wakes. The catalog glowing. The ball ring. Answers up, a guess. It's tough. Colin says the candlelight glowing.
Starting point is 00:31:46 Dana has just question marks. I don't know this. Karen, the cattle all going. It is the cattle are lowing. The cowling. That's a noise that the cattle makes. That's the noise that the cattle makes. Oh, it's tough.
Starting point is 00:32:02 The cattle are lowing, the catalog glowing, the candlelight glowing. That's not bad. From chestnuts roasting on an open fire, a.k.a. Christmas song. Everybody knows. A turkey, handsome, Mr. Soul helps to make the season bright. Helps to make the season bright. Everybody knows. Everybody knows.
Starting point is 00:32:24 A turkey, handsome Mr. Soul. No, I don't even know what. All right, answers up, whatever you got. I was trying to work back, right? Hands on mist. Dana says a turkey and some mistletoe. Oh, I just wrote the same thing. It is, yes.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Everyone knows a turkey and some mistletoe. Okay. Got it. Oh, it is turkey. Yeah, it was a turkey. A turkey and some mistletoe. And some mister. Yes, handsome Mr. Salt.
Starting point is 00:32:58 All right. Maybe you guys will know. this one. Let's find out. There we go. Don me now our day of peril. La la la la la la. La la. Don we now are day of peril. Don me now are day of peril. All right. Karen says, Dom me now are gay apparel.
Starting point is 00:33:20 Colin says gay apparel. Then it says gay apparel. Yes, Dom me now are gay apparel. Don't know a day of. What is the more day of? Our day of peril. Like, P-E-R-I-L? Like the zombie Christmas. Why are we celebrating this? Christmas murder mystery. But it's like Dawn.
Starting point is 00:33:40 D-A-W-N-R-A-W-N-R-A-W. Oh, right, right. I like it. From the song, the first Noel, Unforgettable final line, Barney's the King of Israel. Barney's, Bill and Burney's. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:53 Well, can you prove he's not? I mean, I challenge you. Yes. Oh, shoot. Barney is now. Barney's the king of Israel. All right, whatever you got. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Here. Okay, Colin says, born is the king of Israel. Yes, quite. Dana says, Born is the king. Carol says, but he's the king of Israel. Closer, closer. Yeah, closer. Yep, certainly not.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Barney. This one is tough. This next one is tough because I think a lot of people actually really do think that this line is the the actual thing. Yes. So from I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, she thought that I was locked up in my bedroom fast
Starting point is 00:34:42 asleep. She thought that I was locked up in my bedroom fast asleep. I will tell you this. The word is not locked. She did not lock the child in his bedroom. But what was he up in his bedroom fast asleep? She thought that I was locked
Starting point is 00:34:58 up in my bedroom fast asleep. It is not locked. All right. Oh, no, it doesn't even, I was going to say, I thought that I was sleeping in my bedroom fast asleep. But that makes no sense. Karen has lulled, Colin has sleeping, and Dana has tucked, it is tucked. It is tucked. Tucked.
Starting point is 00:35:16 Tucked. I got that I was tucked up in my day. A lot of people sing locked, apparently. Maybe they don't know the word tucked. Indeed, indeed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, of course, the classic Frosty, the Snowman. and Frosty comes to life
Starting point is 00:35:30 And then the kids sing Down to the village With a broom stuck in his head Oh shoot Every time you sing it It sounds real That sounds right With a broom stuck in his head
Starting point is 00:35:49 It's gone I know I didn't expect that by singing it I would actually supplant the original in your minds And so now that's all you can think of. All righty, Colin says with a broomstick in his hand. Karen says with a grin stuck in his head. And Dana says a broomstick in his hand.
Starting point is 00:36:18 Yeah, broom stuck in his hand. With a broom stuck in his hand. It is with a broom stick in his head. When I saw Colin, I was like, yes. I'm stuck in his head. Sure, he'll use a snowman. He'll go right through. Yeah, he's fine.
Starting point is 00:36:33 He has a carrot in his head. It's a bunch of stuff in his head. So the song, Santa Claus is coming to town. Yeah. Santa Claus comes to town and they sing that the kids are going to have a jubilee. They're going to build a toilet town all around the Christmas tree. Oh, my God. A toilet.
Starting point is 00:36:50 You are suggesting. It is not the word toilet. I'm just telling you that right now. They're going to build a toilet town All around the Christmas trip The word nobody got it Karen says I like it Colin says toy little town
Starting point is 00:37:11 Dana says Toy something I'm sending you guys back on this one It's a word It is a word from a popular old Christmas movie It appeared in the title of a very popular Very famous old Christmas movie Okay
Starting point is 00:37:25 The line please again They're going to build a toilet town all around the Christmas tree. And the word itself, the word itself, it starts with a syllable toy, but it is not toilet. Anybody want to throw it out there? It's Toyland. They're going to go look to Toyland Town. Babes in Toiland Town is what I was trying to get at. Toyland Town.
Starting point is 00:37:48 Yeah, it's tough. Toyland Town. This is redundant. Shake it out. Shake out the cobblets. Here we go. All right. 10 lawyers leaving
Starting point is 00:37:57 Man No I don't know what's Ten lawyers leaving Karen says Lords a leap in Collins says Lord's a leapin My wife in the other room
Starting point is 00:38:11 Has written down Lord's a leaping And Dana has written down Yes ten lords a leaping Ten lawyers leaving Are they gone yet? All right It's going pretty good here
Starting point is 00:38:23 All right You guys are doing good In the meta we can build a snowman, then pretend that he is parched and brown. Then pretend that he is parched and brown. They set him on fire. I don't know. All right. Dana says Parson Brown.
Starting point is 00:38:42 Colin says Parson Brown. Karen says question mark. Regina in the other room says Parson Brown. Yes, Parson Brown is a... What does that mean? Parsons is a minister. Yeah. We're going to pretend that he's the minister from the village and he's going to get married us.
Starting point is 00:39:00 No, his last name is Brown. Like Mr. Brown. Right, right. Parson Brown. Parson Brown. He'll say, he'll say, are you married? You know.
Starting point is 00:39:08 Is he a, is Parson Brown a famous person? No. No, it's just to be like, like, Main Street. Like, Carson Brown. Right, right, yeah. Parched and Brown. Partched and Brown. We're screaming, screaming towards the end here.
Starting point is 00:39:18 All right. One more for you guys. One more for you guys. From the song. Winter Wonderland. Okay. Right? Yes.
Starting point is 00:39:28 Walking in. Right, indeed. And who could forget the classic lyric. Later on, milk and spiders, as we dream by the fire. Milk and spiders. Later on, milk and spiders. I like that. As we dream by the fire.
Starting point is 00:39:48 You know, again, there's some Christmas traditions out there that. I would let my kid continue to see that. The land of milk and spiders. Exactly. Yes, yes, yes. All right, answers up. Colin says, making cider. Dana says, Will conspire.
Starting point is 00:40:02 Karen just has milk and spiders. Regina has will conspire. It is indeed Wilkinspire. Not making cider. Or spiders. I like milk and spiders. Milk and spiders. So evocative.
Starting point is 00:40:15 Milk and or milking spiders. You can't milk spiders. You could milk spiders if you want to, but I wouldn't recommend it. you leave for Santa Monk and Spiders Yeah, that's awesome seen those videos of the daddy long legs
Starting point is 00:40:31 that like bunched together for warmth and you shake them and then they disperse I had to put that by some milk Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Santa
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Starting point is 00:42:00 the last time we did this I am going to put you guys on a timer you guys each have a pen and a pad of paper and I need you to name as many as blank what I'm going to give you a category in 30 seconds
Starting point is 00:42:16 however whatever you write down if it's in common with the other people that doesn't count it's like boggle rules Like, Bogle rules. So, you know, if I, you know, as an example, last time I was like, name as many Harry Potter characters in 20 seconds. If everybody puts Ron Weasley, then they all don't count. Nobody gets the point.
Starting point is 00:42:36 I think our learnings from last time I did this is 20 seconds might be not enough time. It seems like in my head it was a lot of time, but we're going to bump this up from 20 seconds to 30 seconds. Do we have to do first name last name? So that was, I need to clarify this as well. because there was a little bit of contention in our Star Wars in our Star Wars segment and Game of Thrones as well
Starting point is 00:42:59 Yeah so I will say If you need to know full, if you need to denote Full Name Last Name or Just Name or Moniker Hope you guys are ready Listeners I hope you guys are ready Now when we're writing these down Who needs to be able to read them
Starting point is 00:43:15 Yeah initials those days Just us or us and you What if I think about writing it down You, so you need... You need to write down the full name. So who needs to be able to read it? Me or you? Oh, you.
Starting point is 00:43:29 Yeah. I think we should give... So Karen can't read it doesn't count. I think, and I think we should give her full discretion to just... As to whether something is readable or not. Yeah. Yep. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:38 All right, here we go. Well, I'm going to put 30... Oh, this says 30 minutes. That's not right. No, that would be a long episode. Here we go. I need first names. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:50 Oh, just first names. Just first names. Okay. Okay. As many characters as you can name from the TV show, Friends. Go. Friends. It's been on the air for a very long time.
Starting point is 00:44:03 Don't forget. Repeats. We'll cancel out. And we're halfway there. What was his name? What was his name? Ten, nine. I'll write them down
Starting point is 00:44:25 And time's up Beep, beep, beep, beep What was the name of the guy in the coffee shop, dang it? Gunther? Yes, Gunther, I couldn't think of Gunther, couldn't put it together So Chris, you put... Chandler, got it Monica, Phoebe, Rachel,
Starting point is 00:44:44 Got it, Ross, got it, Joey, got it, Dina, no Carol, no, Ben, yes. Yes. Yes? Yes. Yes for Ben. Yes for Carol? Yeah. And Emma. Is her name Emma or Emily? The babies? The babies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So yes? No, I got it. I did Emily, the girl he dated from me. Gotcha. Okay. So, Dina, who was one of Joey's sisters. Sisters. Yes. All right. So the ones that I did. Marcel. The monkey. The monkey. And Emily. Nice. Who Ross dated. Yeah. I have Priscilla. Who'd have?
Starting point is 00:45:22 I don't know. I was just hoping it was a kid. I was just taking a guess. I knew, I knew, I knew Phoebe had a twin sister. That might be, oh, Ursula. That's probably who I was thinking of. Okay. So, yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Yeah. I don't know. Just throw something down. Because I knew, I mean, I had to write the other friends. Yeah. That's it. That's it. I didn't watch the show.
Starting point is 00:45:40 I really, I, I, I, the guy in the coffee shop was my only hope. You wrote down more names, but you've crossed them out. No, all I wrote down was the six friends and Priscilla. Oh, yeah. Yeah. My one hope was the guy at Gunther. Janice, two for Chris, two for Dana. Okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:45:59 I'm impressed I got all six. I'll be honest with you. All right, well, this is going to be all so tough for you, Colin. I'm going to start the timer at 30 seconds. Please name. First name only, or moniker, as many Pokemon's as you can. 30 seconds go. Pokemon, human characters are okay.
Starting point is 00:46:21 I didn't watch this. Come up with some, make up some cute names. I reached the bottom of my barrel pretty quickly here. All the parents and all the kids are like, yeah. All right. Five seconds. Wow. And times up.
Starting point is 00:46:47 All right. All right. You know what? Call them while you go. All right. I got Pikachu. Got it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:46:54 I wrote, is Ash? Is Ash the, the, yeah? Yes. Okay. He's a character. I wrote Ash. Wow. Oh, wait.
Starting point is 00:47:02 Okay, I thought you meant like Pokemon. She said humans too. She did. She said, who, all right. I'm just going to leave now. I'm going to leave on top. Yeah. I wrote Charzard.
Starting point is 00:47:12 Yes. Yeah. Charzard. Okay. Okay, but Chris has it anyway. Yeah, yeah. All right. I just crossed it.
Starting point is 00:47:18 Snorlax. Wow. That's a Pokemon. That's a Pokemon. Don't have it. I mean, I only knew Pikachu, honestly. I made up some names. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:26 And then I just made up one in case. I did a wingly, dinkly. Yeah. I was just hoping. Maybe, there are a lot of Pokemon. There could be a wingly dingley. Yeah, I'm going to go, no. That's like if Monty Python were in charge.
Starting point is 00:47:38 I'm very impressed. So that is what? I got ash and snorlax. That's two points. Great. Wow. Great. Dana.
Starting point is 00:47:44 Okay. So I did have Pikachu. Bwop. Is that a name? Roxie. Justin. Jason. Mark
Starting point is 00:47:51 Oh my God, you're close What else do you have? Puder And Rebecca She's just playing the odds I may have broken away from the pack So let's see I did have Pikachu and Charzar
Starting point is 00:48:17 Which I crossed out Then I had Blastoise Charmander Charmilian Squirtle, Pichu Squirtle is so close to pooter That's the one you're going to fight for That's the one
Starting point is 00:48:29 So close, that's what I meant Puzzle and Minen Or the two Pokemon with pluses and minuses I know my Pokemon's Togepie And Ivy Soar One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine You know, my God
Starting point is 00:48:47 My mascara is this running so you were close because James and Jesse are a team rocket and you had the J-names I know if you said James he had gotten one I knew there was a boy okay
Starting point is 00:49:01 so with Pokemon behind this Dana and Colin each have two and I have 11 friends Pokemon are gonna close it out with Fleetwood Mac and Connecticut heroes yeah Connecticut
Starting point is 00:49:16 yeah me with many Connecticut heroes 30 seconds on the clock. Name me as many. It can be full names or it can be moniker. Okay. Here we go. X-Men.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Villains count. So I'm saying people who are X-Men and people who are villains in the X-Men universe. You can either use their real name or their moniker. Probably shorter if you use their moniker. And three, two, one. Time's up. All right. Dana, why don't you start?
Starting point is 00:50:06 Wolverine. Oh, okay. Yeah, no, I have. Yeah, yeah, you have to say. Storm? Yes. Magneto. Yes.
Starting point is 00:50:14 Yes. Yes. Storm Wolverine and Magneto crossed out. Mystique, I do not have. Wow. Jubilee? Nope. Yes, I have Jubilee. Cyclops.
Starting point is 00:50:23 I have Cyclops. Professor X? Yes. Nope. Red witch? Red witch? Is it? Or Scarlet Witch?
Starting point is 00:50:29 Oh, sorry. Sorry, we cannot give you Red Witch. I don't. No. No. I fell asleep in that movie. No. That's like taking like green beetle instead of blue beetle.
Starting point is 00:50:42 It's like no. What is that? Okay. I am Magenta witch. Beast. I have Begenta. I have Beas. Beast. I have Beast. We all have beast.
Starting point is 00:50:51 One. Mystique. Okay. Rogue? I have Rogue. Okay. Gambit. I have Gambit. Okay. And Gene Gray. Do not have Gene Gray. Wow.
Starting point is 00:51:02 My final thing. Okay. One point. I've got Ice Man. Okay. I've got Shadow Cat. Okay. I've got Lockheed, the dragon.
Starting point is 00:51:12 Yes. And Bolivar Trask. Wow. Sure. And you got full name. Yeah. Yeah. How many points is that?
Starting point is 00:51:20 That's four. So are you going to do Jim and the hologram characters now? Yeah, that's true. I think you will. Jim. Kimber, Asia. That's right. Okay, definitely don't do that because Dana will rock it.
Starting point is 00:51:35 Possess. Oh, man. Okay, all right. All right. All right. Here's a more general one, not biased towards anyone. Actually, it's anti-someone on this table. 30 seconds on the clock.
Starting point is 00:51:47 Name me any. Robots, not from the Star Wars universe, can be from TV, can be from literature, can be movies. Okay. Do any robots? Androids can't. Okay. Can be from literature? It doesn't have to be a humanoid robot.
Starting point is 00:52:05 Okay. It can be from cartoons. It's art. hard. Three, two, one. Time's up. I know if we said Star Wars, you would just list all, like, R2G1.
Starting point is 00:52:29 Yeah, yeah. Robot's not from Star Wars a little harder. That was, yeah. I only got five on my list total. All right. Chris, why don't you go? Are Daleks a robot from Dr. Who? No, because there are aliens.
Starting point is 00:52:41 Okay. Crossed out. Rob, the robotic operating buddy from Nintendo's Super Smash Bros. That technically is a robot. Jinks from the Incredible Movie Space Camp. Whoa. We did talk about that.
Starting point is 00:52:53 We did. We did. And then I said the one from Muppets. Which I understand if you don't want to do that. No. No. K-9? Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:04 Data. I have Commander Data. Okay. He's an Android. Yeah, yeah. And he's a ranking officer. So this came to my mind. It's Tequodos.
Starting point is 00:53:14 It's from my Spanish language learning book when I was in second grade. He was a robot who speaks Spanish. His name is TQ2, Tequados. I didn't make that up. Yeah, I'm not going to be the one who says you can't have it. I know. I was like so specific. Sure.
Starting point is 00:53:33 It was a robot. Wally. I have Wally. Oh. I put Inspector Gadget. I don't know. He's a human. He's a human.
Starting point is 00:53:42 Bionic being. Yeah. He has, like, enhanced human. Yeah. So too. Okay, so not kind of the ones that have been canceled out. I have Twiki from Buck Rogers. Sure. I have Bender.
Starting point is 00:53:54 Oh, yes. Oh, man. And it shows you how slow my mind works. I just wrote hedonism bot because I was stuck in Futurama land. Oh, yeah. Tweaky, Bender, and hedonism bot. You could have, I know. Like so.
Starting point is 00:54:06 Time was up as soon as, yeah. Yeah. It's only 30 seconds. Radiator. All right. So that is. I'm trying to think of the name of the robot from Short Circuit. Two points.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Johnny five? Yes. Okay, last one. Going into the last round. Is this one biased for me? Do I get a round? I think, you know what? I think you might get an extra, extra boost.
Starting point is 00:54:27 We'll see. All right. Last one. At 30 seconds o'clock, I need titles of shows, miniseries, or specific films from HBO. This is HBO produced. Okay. Especially, shows, miniseries, or HBO film. I can start with some of our favorites.
Starting point is 00:54:52 I probably will cancel out. I can think of back. Some of the miniseries. Documentaries. Three, two, one. Time is a. All right. Last one. Okay. Make it count. Colin, while you go first.
Starting point is 00:55:17 I think we're going to have a lot of overlap here. So, The Sopranos. Gone. The Wire. Gone. Oz. Did not put that. That's good. Yeah. Sex in the City.
Starting point is 00:55:27 That's good. Oh, okay. Carnival. Good. Okay. Big Love. Good. Oh, yeah. Uh-oh. Veepe.
Starting point is 00:55:36 Got it. Girls. Nope, good. Okay. And John from Cincinnati. Cincinnati. No, any takers on that one? All right. Wow. Wow. Uh-oh. That's a big move. It's a big move. Well, I put Game of Thrones. Good. Really? No one else put Game with Thrones. Sweet. Okay. Behind the candelabra, which was the movie about Liberace. Nice. And a little known HBO show that a lot of you guys probably should watch if you have not seen it. It's called Brain Games. Not National Geographic Channel Brain Games. Two words. Brain Games. One word. Series on HBO.
Starting point is 00:56:12 from the 80s with puzzles and logic puzzles and stuff. Yes, confirmed. And folks, that show is amazing. You know what? They have HBO's children's programming is also really good and really fun. Yeah. I have Flight of the Concord's Tramay, True Blood. Okay.
Starting point is 00:56:34 And the final score is, thanks to Pokemon, I win with 17 points. only thanks to... And the built-in clustering in Pokemon. Oh, indeed. Yeah. Oh, quite. I was just shocked you got one of the ones
Starting point is 00:56:49 that you got Charzard, you know, because they've written down all of them. Snorlax, like, I'm surprised you've heard of Snorlax, not being a... No one is more surprised than me. Yeah, yeah. I'm just kidding. It's just got out. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Good job, guys. Woo! So the other part of the strategy is trying to pick things that you don't think other... Yeah. Well, or also trying to cancel out things, though. people are going to put like for friends it's really important that we all list all the friends yes or or however you could also not list all the friends thinking that i'm thinking that you know
Starting point is 00:57:19 you're going to list them all you're going to cancel each other out anyway yeah but then if we all think that way then nobody's going to list it right yeah yeah yeah but i mean yeah sex in the city sex in the city sopranos to me are the biggest probably HBO shows and and no one else but my only strategy i just assumed that game of thrones was going to be off the table so i just went i started I tried to think back 10, 15 years and come more recent. Yeah. I know what sex in the city is. I didn't know what sex in the city is. I didn't know it was HBO.
Starting point is 00:57:47 Oh. Oh. Interesting. All right. Good job, you guys. No, yeah. And we got one last quiz. In keeping with the holiday theme, I have invited our old friend Elvis to join us.
Starting point is 00:57:59 Yay. The electronic, lyrical vocalization interface system, our soulless, sense of musicless robot voice from the 1980s is here. He will be speaking opening lines from songs to you guys. And this is the holiday episode. So this will be the non-traditional end-of-year holiday version of Elvis. All right. So which is just my long-winded way of saying these are not all Christmas. Oh, okay. I was trying to forget.
Starting point is 00:58:29 I was like, oh, is it like modern Christmas? Not everyone celebrates Christmas. So it's like Jingle Rock is not really a carol, but it's Christmas Eve. But they're not all Christmas songs. Okay. They might be Hanukkah. Yeah, it's a little mix. And as I say, I want to emphasize non-traditional, non-traditional.
Starting point is 00:58:43 Some of these may be in the running, maybe becoming classics. I will play the first line of the song. These are short. Get your buzzers ready. You guys buzz in. Tell me who's the artist for all of these. The artist. And if you want to show off and give me extra knowledge about the song, you can.
Starting point is 00:58:59 Here we go. What holiday song is this? The moon is right. The spirit's up. We're here tonight. And that's enough. Chris. Okay, A, you're a jerk.
Starting point is 00:59:18 B, this is Paul McCartney's Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas time. Correct on both counts. Yay! Wait, why is he a jerk? Because this is, because now it's stuck in my head for the next 24 hours. It's the worst Christmas song. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:32 Is it a bad song? No! No! Oh, is that song? That's that song. That's not a carol? No, that is Paul McCartney. Technically Paul McCartney and wings.
Starting point is 00:59:45 Yes. It's an earworm. It's it in the Disneyland parade. That's great. I just saw a headline just three days ago, I think, that the Shins, you guys know the band, the Shins, their version of this song, this year, dethroned Mariah Carey as the most played Christmas song in retail establishments. Wow. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:12 It had been, you know, the Mariah Carey, like, all I want for Christmas. Yeah. That has been raining since what, like, in 1996 or something. I guess as Americans, we were just ready for something. Different. Old and new. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 01:00:27 Next track. Who is the artist of this non-traditional holiday song? Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. But the very next. Next day, you gave it away. That's so sad. Everyone together. George.
Starting point is 01:00:44 Wham? Last Christmas? Some dispute? Who wants to say definitively? Who is it? Wham! It is Wham! Last Christmas.
Starting point is 01:00:53 All right. Next track. What is this one? And we'll excuse Elvis's pronunciation. Who is this artist? Put on your yarmulka. Here comes Hanukkah. So much funica to celebrate.
Starting point is 01:01:08 I think everyone had that. Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler. The Hanukkah song. Yes, yes, the Yarmulka. You could have tweaked that a little, but I don't think that's the spirit of us. I know, yeah, yeah. All right, we're getting a little bit trickier here, moving up.
Starting point is 01:01:25 All right, next one. So this is Christmas, and what have you done? Another year over, and a new one just begun. Chris. This is John Lennon. This is Christmas. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 01:01:41 Yes. Is it John Lennon or is it the plastic Ono band? It is John and Yoko. Oh, okay. So, yes, John Lennon with Yoko Ono, yes. That is, you know, do you know the full proper name of the song? Oh, yes. Yes, yes, I do.
Starting point is 01:01:55 It's Merry Christmas, parentheses, war is over. Oh, yeah. So close. It's Happy Christmas. Yes, War is over. It is very British. That's right. Happy Christmas, parentheses, war is over.
Starting point is 01:02:07 All right, next track. I would say this one is on its way to becoming a new classic. Oh, sure. It was December 24th on Hollis Ave after dark when I seen a man chilling with his dog at the park. Chris. Run DMC. Yes. Christmas in Hollis.
Starting point is 01:02:29 Yes. Wow. Featured prominently in the movie Die Hard. An oldy bit of goody. All right. All right, we're testing your knowledge here, guys. Again, I think this one has become maybe a modern classic, but very non-traditional.
Starting point is 01:02:42 Who is this original artist? It was Christmas Eve, babe. In the drunk tank, an old man said to me, won't see another one. Little dark, little dark. Yeah, Chris. Technically, that is, the Pogues with Kirstie McCall, fairy tale of New York.
Starting point is 01:03:01 100% correct, the Pogues, right? Who else is going to have a Christmas song that starts off in the drunk tank? And I'll tell you, I actually. heard a bit of trivia about Shane McGowan what he got for Christmas this year, which is a new set of teeth. Shane McGowan has received
Starting point is 01:03:15 a full set of permanent dental implants and looks about 50 years younger. Not for Christmas. It is a long, lengthy process of many, many, many dent disappointments. The lead singer of the
Starting point is 01:03:30 Pogues, who basically lost all of his teeth due to some hard, hard, hard, hard living for a long time. But he has teeth now. That's a Christmas miracle. Things you can get with money. All right. Last one.
Starting point is 01:03:49 This will either be the most difficult or the easiest. This is a three-parter. You're going to tell me this is from a TV show. Whoa. So I need the name of the TV show. I need the name of the character. And for the third bonus point, who is voicing this character?
Starting point is 01:04:05 Okay. All right. TV show character, voice of the character. TV show, character, voice of the character, non-traditional holiday song. There's seven basic principles that go to make a Kwanza. So sit your asses down and have some knowledge dropped upon you. Karen, instantly.
Starting point is 01:04:27 That is from the character Kwanza bot. Correct. From the show Futurama. Correct. Voiced by Kulio. Correct. Wow. You could have written my own Kwanza bot.
Starting point is 01:04:38 I know, yeah. I didn't want to tip my hand and write down Kwanzabat early. Yes, Kwanzaabat explaining to the crew. What Kwanza is. Some big points there. Yeah, all right, Karen. The only Christmas stuff I know is from a cartoon.
Starting point is 01:04:53 That's why I said. It's either going to be the most difficult or the easiest, and Karen is all over it. All right, good job, guys. Elvis is proud of you. You know your non-traditional. You know your Christmas slash Kwanza slash Hanukkah songs. All right.
Starting point is 01:05:05 And that is the end. of our holiday Bo-ho-ho-ho-nanza. Bo-ho-ho-ho-nanza. I don't know how many hoes. I think it's three. I think Bo-ho should be count as one of the ho. So Bo-ho-ho-nanzza.
Starting point is 01:05:19 Bo-ho-ho-ha. Because two is a pastry. Right. Two is a pastry. Yeah. Oh-ho-ho's. And the bow and the bow should be first. Yeah. Because if you say Bo-ho-ho-ho.
Starting point is 01:05:28 Right. Yeah. Yeah. Oh-ho-nanzah just sounds like it's bohemian. Yeah. Yeah. Bo-ho-in-so. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:34 That's right. So remember, Bose before hoes. Bo ho-ho-ho. Well, I hope our episode gave you some holiday cheer. Hope you guys had fun. Thank you guys for joining me. And thank you guys, listeners, for listening in. And we'll see you guys next year.
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