Good Job, Brain! - 170: ALL QUIZ BO-HO-HO-NANZA!
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Welcome to Good Job Brain, your weekly quiz show and offbeat trivia podcast.
This is episode 170, and I am your humble host, Karen, and we are your horde of holler
harbingers of holiday hoopla hoping for happy happenings in houses and homes i'm colin
i'm dana and i'm chris i thought the beginning part would be about the holiday oh yeah i couldn't
think of any a you worked into it youthful you oh youthful you'll y'all y'all y'all use and next year
you and next year yeah yeah thanks i will quickly start us off here with uh perhaps the last
installment for the year of our errors and omissions segment um actually i have an um actually
i'm so i'm so i'm righteous right now becoming our weekly uh errors and omission segment you are
holding to that card so tightly yeah it was in his wallet he pulled it out it's pristine it's been in my wallet
since the yeah i so this is in i'm actually against the game trivial pursuit so karen during
pop quiz hot shot at the top of the show uh you asked the following question
what two U.S. states are home for the long-living bristlecone pine trees?
And I buzzed in and I answered Utah.
I was pretty sure.
I had seen him in Utah.
You were just there.
I was just in Utah and you said, no.
And the Trivial Pursuit card says on the back, California and Nevada.
And I was like, wow, maybe my memory was wrong.
I was so sure that I had seen them there.
And you texted me too.
You're like, mm-hmm.
After we've recorded, I went back online.
reviewed my trip notes.
Yeah, and sure enough, like, when I was in Utah, I was in Utah, I planned out a trip
to Bryce Canyon, and we hiked on the bristle cone loop trail.
And along the bristlecone loop trail, they have several bristlecone pines, some of which
are like 1,500 years old.
They're super, super, super, super old, and I took pictures of them and everything.
So I say, I'm actually Trivial Pursuit.
There are at least three U.S. states home for long-living bristlecum pine trees, California, Nevada, and Utah, at least.
So.
You're like becoming Hank Hill, I think.
I don't know.
With your trip notes and your trivial pursuit, correction cards in your wallet.
Trips.
It's good.
How am I going to know where I went?
No, you're right.
You're totally right.
I should do that, too.
It's good.
And without further ado, let's jump into.
our first general trivia segment
pop quiz hot shot
actually this is not general trivia
because it's Christmas theme
Christmas time theme
specific get ready because this is some
like if you are a Christmas file like this is
for you inside Christmas baseball
inside Christmas baseball
get ready for these questions I mean I'm just thinking
if you have to generate enough questions for a whole
game yeah you're going to be deep
deep cuts all right everybody get your barnyard buzzers
ready here we go
Oh, man.
All right.
All right.
Maybe we can do it, I don't know.
Okay.
Category is Christmas Carols.
Okay.
All right.
In Good King Wenceslaus.
Oh, thank you.
Wenceslaus.
Okay.
Yeah.
What did the monarch looked out on?
Wow.
He looked up.
It's a good king, Wenceslaus, Lus Lus looked out on the feast of Eden, Eden.
Steven.
Steven.
On the Feast of Steen
Yes
I was running through the lyrics
Is that a
How do you sing that song
Good King Let's his last look down
On the feast of Stephen
All the snow they round about
And then nobody knows the rest
So let's just forget about it
All right next category
Good job
Stocking Stuffers
Who wrote
The Christmas Murder Mystery
Star Bright
A Christmas story?
Oh.
Is it with a question mark in the end?
Oh, no, question mark is for the question.
Okay.
You'll read anything on the phone.
Murder mystery.
Star Bright, a Christmas story.
Wow.
Chris.
Agatha Christie.
Incorrect.
Colin.
Ellery Queen.
Incorrect.
Chris again.
Agatha Christmas.
Nice.
No, it is.
Andrew M. Greeley.
Well.
Okay.
All right.
Good for him.
Yeah.
Deep cut.
All right.
Next category.
Holiday traditions.
Who is credited with the 1903 creation of Christmas seals?
Oh, 19.
I don't know if it's Arf Arf Seals or like a wax.
Like a sticker.
Could this be the president at the time?
That's who I think it was.
I think it was the first president of the...
McKinley was right around the turn of the century.
1903.
Oh, wait.
No, or am I thinking of March of Dimes?
Yeah, they have Christmas seals.
All right, we got to come up with something here.
McKinley?
McKinley.
Incorrect.
It is Danish postmaster.
Oh, my God.
Einhar Holble.
What?
Oh, yeah.
All right.
All right.
So who do you play this game with?
This is for.
Is this for children?
This is for, you know, this is for the real serious Christmas geeks.
Yeah.
I mean, at least one existed in order to make this game.
Right.
Yeah.
All right.
Next category, Christmas movies.
In a Charlie Brown Christmas, what does Lucy want for Christmas?
Wow, Chris.
Real estate.
Correct.
Nice.
Okay.
She's savvy.
All right.
Last category, North Pole.
What were Donner and Blixen's name in?
the 1823 publication of
A Visit from St. Nicholas
Colin.
I'm going to guess
Donder and Blitzen,
the original,
or Dunder and Blitzen?
You got Dunder, right?
Mifflin.
Dunder and Miflin.
No, it is, yeah, it's Dunder and...
It's not Blixen.
Blixen.
Or Blitzen.
No, she was asking about Blixen.
No, Blixen.
Oh, wait.
It is.
So,
Yeah.
What were Donner and Blixen's
name.
Yeah.
Okay.
So in the original, it's Dunder and Blixem.
Oh.
Okay.
Dunder blixem.
Okay.
Dunder.
Dunder and Mifflin.
Do you guys want to do another one since it's Christmas time?
Yeah, okay.
Sure.
They're not that fun, but yes.
Right.
Yeah.
Why not?
Okay.
Christmas carols.
In the 12 days of Christmas.
What did my true love sent to me on the eighth day?
Wow.
Yeah.
You buzz first and
Yeah, that's what he always says.
Well, yeah, because, you know, I'm going to get this.
I was just like Chris does.
I think so. It's eight maids of milking.
Correct.
Thank you.
Okay.
Stocking stuffers.
Who wrote the, how, why are there so many Christmas murder mystery?
All right.
Who wrote the Christmas murder mystery, cat in the golden garland?
Collin.
Ellery Queen.
Incorrect.
None of the names we mentioned.
Oh, okay.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle?
No, it is.
Carol Nelson Douglas.
Who are these people?
He just went to like half-priced books and like looked at all the Christmas.
I bet whoever created this game has like a murder mystery collection.
Yeah.
Just Christmas theme.
We're working on a tight deadline.
Yeah.
All right.
Holiday traditions.
In Norway, when our church bells rung to welcome the spirit of Christmas.
Hmm.
Wait.
On what day and what time?
What day and what time?
And where?
In Norway.
In Norway.
December 24th at midnight
or midnight between the 24th and 25th.
It is on Christmas Eve.
So it is December 24th.
You have to guess the time.
Oh, but it's not midnight.
It's not midnight.
No, it is.
5 p.m.
Oh, great.
Well, we would have got it eventually.
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe we would have.
If we didn't go into the minutes.
It's 6.34.
Right.
All right.
Christmas movies.
What do all right?
all the murder victims
What is up with this
dude and what Christmas murders?
What do all the murder victims
in don't open till Christmas
have in common?
What do all the
Did you put
I didn't buzz
I just like flints my
buzzer
Colin I'm going to guess
they were all Santa Clauses
they were all wearing Santa suits
Oh wow!
I was going to guess like
the murderer like
stuff
candy canes in the victim's nostrils
as a macabre
and festive calling card
Like a moth
But it's a candy cane
Right, right, right
Well, that's actually no bad
All right
Last question, North Pole
From a time in England
Father Christmas delivered presents
Writing what?
Writing?
Writing on a
Oh, yeah, what animal did he?
Chris.
Festral?
No.
Oh.
No, no.
Hypogrist.
Yeah.
Was it a bear?
Nope.
A horse.
Nope.
It is a white donkey.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like that.
I've seen a picture of that.
Yeah.
Are all donkeys?
No, donkeys are not white, right?
That's why it's magical.
Oh, it's a magical white donkey.
Got it.
It's like shadow facts.
Shadow donkey.
Yeah.
Oh.
Go, white donkey.
Deliver these presents for me.
In those days, he only had to get,
he doesn't have the team of eight reindeer here as the one donkey
because he only has to circumnavigate like England.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
It's confined to a very small area.
It's not all over the world, yeah.
He's got a solid ground game.
That's, yeah.
All right, good job, Reigns.
Good job on our Christmas pop quiz.
That was pretty hard.
A lot of people died.
That was tough, it was tough, yeah, lots of murders.
Really high body count on that quiz.
I think that those were so good
that we should make this entire episode all entirely Christmas and holiday themed quizzes.
I'm so glad you said that because that's what I've prepared for.
That would be real tough if we hadn't done that.
Add some holiday cheer, holiday quiz cheer to improv a quiz.
It's real hard.
At this point, I think you guys know I'm going to my wallet.
I have.
So Chris, what do you think we should name this episode?
Well, I say since it's episode 170 in every fifth episode, we have an all-quiz show,
then that would make this, our holiday-themed, spectacular, all-quiz,
Bo-ho-ho-ho-ho-honza.
So everyone knows the best part of Christmas is the presents.
True.
It's not your family.
It's not the food.
That's not really
It's about what do you get
What's in it for you?
Specifically the receiving of
Right
Yeah
I made a quiz for you guys
It's about the best-selling toys
Of the 90s
So what was in it for
Kids who were in the 90
Yeah what was the thing that you wanted
That you probably didn't get
Because your parents waited till Christmas Eve to buy it
And it was already gone
Yes
Oh
I don't think of this list
I don't think I received any of these things.
Ten years of disappointment.
Well, luckily I aged out of them halfway through, but yes.
Too cool for school, I guess.
But I don't think I would have gotten them anyway.
Okay, so let's get going.
You guys buzz in with the answer is we'll just go through 1990 to 1999.
Wow.
So that might help.
Okay, okay.
Here we go.
So this line of toys was based on a comic book.
It was licensed to a toy maker
And then they insisted that they make a cartoon about it
In order to support their toys
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Yes
The first cartoon aired in 1987
Huh
And they licensed the comic book to make toys
Yes
And they had to make the cartoon
Yes
Because they were like
This is kind of a cult comic book
We're not going to sell these toys
So they like worked really hard on designing
It was a design project
Designing a cartoon
And then they made
so many toys.
Because the original
Teenage Being Ninja Turtle is
It's a black and white
independent comic book
Kind of rough
and it was like
Toy Company was like
We could do something with this
And then they did
Put a brain in a fat guy
And call it a villain
So 1991
Toy of the Year
It was developed under the name
Project Mercury
And it was first released
In Japan actually
In 1990
Colin
Is that the Game Boy?
No
1999
One, released.
Toy of the year.
In North America.
In Japan, I'm named Project Mercury.
Yes.
I feel like you should know this, too.
Yeah.
Well, there was Dolphid.
There was...
No, I was going to say Tomoguchi, but that's not.
No, no, no, no.
Made to compete with the Game Boy.
Uh-huh.
Oh.
Oh, of course.
This Sega Game Gear.
Sega Game Gear.
Because that's why it was, like, scratching at my brain because Sega would name everything
after planets.
Like, and then sometimes...
You're right.
Sometimes it stuck.
Sometimes it stuck.
like the sake of Saturn, right, and that was the
toy of the year. Wow. Yeah. Yeah,
yeah, they did really well. It was big. Sonic.
1992.
Action figures for this line of toys include
Coco B-Ware, Ricky's steamboat, and the Ultimate Warrior.
Chris.
The WWF superstars.
Yes. At the time.
Yeah. They did really well, even though
ones that had come out earlier were more lifelike and now
they sell for more. Yeah.
But the toys in the 90s got a little more cartoon.
Juni, and then they became a huge hit.
Right, right.
So this one, I was fascinated by 1993, the toy of the year.
This was actually designed as a non-working prop in the 1992 movie Home Alone lost in New York.
Oh, right.
It was so cool that there was a letter writing campaign by the kids.
And then the next year for Christmas, it was the toy of the year.
Right, right.
It's the talk boy.
Yes.
Yes.
What?
So it's a little tape recorder with a microphone that sticks out, and you could record.
yourself and then you could speed it up
and sound higher or slow it down
and in the movie he uses these features
oh it's just scary right right
oh okay yeah I was thinking of like the
or commit credit card fraud
sure I mean
did no
no he checked into the hotel right didn't he like
he sounded like a
adult adult yeah yeah yeah
but kids were like I want
one of the talk boy
yeah okay
1994 these toys
toys were based on
a TV show that was based on
a Japanese show called
Japanese Super Synthi
Series.
Mighty Morphan Power Rangers.
All right.
I'm waiting until you finish
the question over here.
I thought she was just going to name us facts
until we got it.
Oh, okay. Sorry.
So the toy of 1995,
we've talked about before.
It's funny, it was
originated in Hawaii in the 1920s
or 30s.
Oh, well,
Let me finish a little more.
A little bit more.
Yeah, so it originated in Hawaii in the 20s or 30s.
It came from bottle caps.
There was a toy played with bottle caps.
It was Colin?
I'm pretty sure those are pods.
Those are pods.
So bitter.
Yes.
We have protocol, people.
Toy of the year 1996.
This toy of the year, 1996.
This toy.
actually got its start on Rosie O'Donnell's popular U.S. TV show.
It first showed up there and then became a huge-hit.
Coochball.
No.
No.
Maybe six?
96.
Was that the Tickle Me Elmo?
It was Tickle Me Elmo.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Wait, so that peered on the show and then it became like a big hit.
Yeah.
I mean, it was already like Sesame Street.
People already liked it, but then Rosie O'Donnell was hot at that moment.
Once she blessed it, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we've mentioned this toy.
Toy of the Year, 1997.
It's a little video game.
And it caused issues with kids taking them to school because they had to check in on them so frequently.
Chris, please.
That was the Tamagochi.
The Tamaguchi.
Genius story.
Yeah, I had one.
I had one.
Yeah.
One died.
Yeah.
I remember going to FAAO sports that year, and they had a massive Tamagochi, like, area that they had a massive Tamagochi, like, area that they had carved out of the store with a huge.
display, big, big, big store display and they were sold
out. It was just like this huge section of the store that they devoted to it
and they didn't have any. 20 bucks, 30 bucks? Really? Yeah, yeah. Oh, so it was like pretty
cheap. That's reasonable. It was so hard to get that here. But for the size, I mean,
that's, you know. Yeah, I feel like that's, think about it's so ahead of its time. How many
apps are there are about fake taking care of something? It's true. It's true. Like
babysitting, babysitting games. It was a real, real smart idea. My sister had one. She loved it. She
She likes the sims, though.
She likes that kind of stuff.
And I found it so stressful.
I could have to handle.
I was like, it's going to die.
I'm a horrible person.
It's like I'm not allowed to have one of these.
This is bad.
Okay.
Toy of the Year, 1998.
This creature has its own language.
It began its life with its own language.
Oh, what's it called?
Furby.
Furby.
Furby speaking furbish.
Mm-hmm.
And that people still have them today.
Again, so ahead of its time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What, really?
Well, I don't know.
Well, like, AI.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, last one.
1999.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Even though it came out in 1996 originally,
1999 was the year it blew up in this country.
And that's maybe a little hint.
It's a game, it's an RPG game, so a role-playing game.
And it focused on finding, capturing, and training creatures.
Oh.
Okay.
Pokemon.
Pokemon.
Yes, yes, Pokemon.
That was Toy of the year.
Toy of the year of 1999.
Cool.
How many of those gifts are great
because it's just re-in-forward?
Like, the Pokemon, it's all about the collecting
and showing off and comparing with your friends.
Like, the social pressure is built in.
It's like, you've got to have it.
Yeah.
Gotta catch them all.
That's right.
So, Dana, I have a question.
Yes.
You have now spent a couple of Christmases in Sweden.
Yeah.
And I just read something nuts about Christmas traditions in Sweden.
And I wanted to ask you if this is true in your experience.
All right.
The Swedish as a nation on Christmas, sit down and watch a marathon of Donald Duck cartoons.
Yes.
Yes.
Kalianca.
It has a big deal.
It's a big deal.
You have to be home when it's on.
Right.
Like you're watching it live with everyone.
With your whole family, you sit around this.
TV and it's a it's a it's the same like marathon of Donald Duck cartoons it's the same every
year it's the same it's like the variety not the variety show but like anthology anthology episode
one of those anthology it's set in the jungle or the forest or something um it's not that
christmasy it seems to have no logical connection to the holiday season whatsoever
if you point out that they're it's weird that they're watching it like they don't think it's
weird at all
They get upset.
And then you're like, but everyone is watching it.
It's Kali is just a guy's name.
I think it means Charles or Carl.
It translates to something like that.
And then Anka means duck in Swedish.
Yeah.
So it's like Charlie Duck or Kalyanka.
Yeah.
And it really is just like everybody.
Everybody watches.
Is it like aired on TV as specific time?
Oh, okay.
Not like DVD that we're going to pop in.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
It's aired on.
it's air on TV
It's a big deal
And the ratings are just
You know, through the roof
Yeah
Like what do we watch for Christmas
Is it like
It's a wonderful life?
Yeah but we don't even really watch that
I don't know
I mean the marathons
I feel like the marathons here in the States
It's there's the Thanksgiving
Like there's like the Twilight Zone marathon
Oh I didn't know
Oh yeah
Yeah in recent years
They do the mystery science theater marathon
I mean they do marathons
Yeah
Marathons are a thing
The weird I mean you know
If there's anything weird about
America, it's that like we will put on, certainly my family will put on, a Christmas story.
Yeah, yeah.
Ralphie.
Yeah, I've seen that a lot of times.
They do that for 24 hours.
Yeah.
You just leave it on.
But that's Christmas related.
But you don't, it is highly.
Yeah.
But it's also like, it's not like everybody all gathers at the exact same time around the country.
Right, right.
It's not a communal experience.
You know, you're not.
And it's not like, oh, we just, you know, we put it on and it's on in the background while we do things.
It's literally everybody sits down and.
pays close to dress up?
No, not that I've seen, no.
I'm being sensitive because
I know the Swedish people I know
who live in Sweden do listen to this podcast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not saying
that it's weird, it's just, like, fascinating
that is caught on as a specifically holiday tradition.
I'm not sure why they like Donald Duck so much.
You're a sailor suit.
Maybe that's part of that.
Maybe they don't have, maybe.
That's pretty thin.
If they don't have anyone that angry in Sweden.
Oh, it's funny to see someone frustrated.
Right, right, because they're all just, you know, normally just...
Well, because we know in Europe, Donald Duck is far more popular than Mickey Mouse.
Oh, is that?
Yeah, Donald Duck has its own comics, like, growing up...
Well, that could be part of it, right?
That's the random Donald Duck cartoon.
Yeah.
It's a Christmas tradition.
Calli Ma'amca.
Calli Maize from Indiana Jones in the Temple.
Did I tell you guys this also about Sweden?
They do a cool thing where you write a poem on your present, a bad poem about what it is
or why you're giving it to the person.
And then they read it out before they open the present.
Oh, and they open the present.
Yeah.
It's sort of ironic when they see the present.
Badly written or like...
It's like you kind of make a joke about it.
A joke or you make a reference to what it is.
You don't have to spend a lot of time thinking about it.
We would always a tradition.
We would just like bad puns.
So the reason why I know stuff about Sweden is because my fiancé is Swedish.
And last year my mom
did the poem thing
but she translated all her poems
into Swedish
like with Google
and like her translations
ended up being like
naughty like Santa
God naughty with
with the reindeer
like they were crying laughing
That's awesome
That's great
Santa did what?
Yeah they're all like
this translates
to something different
Oh, my word.
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Chris, you got a Christmas-themed quiz
for us? I do.
I do have a Christmas-themed quiz, and it comes
at the end of this Christmas-themed segment.
So, okay, all right. I love
doing good job, brain. One of my favorite things
that I ever learn
in the process of good-job-braining
is...
Good job-braining?
The verb form, yeah.
Is the word mondagrine.
The word mondagrine.
And this is... A mondagrine is
a misheard song lyric.
E.G., we always say this.
Jimmy Hendricks, excuse me while I kiss this guy.
Yes.
Instead of, excuse me while I kiss the sky.
There is a fact that you're a line of books, one of which is named,
excuse me while I kiss this guy, about popularly misheard song lyrics.
Right.
And you probably, you might have special ones that you even remember from your childhood
where you heard a song wrong.
The classic one from my childhood was, you know, the song, Our Lips Are Sealed.
It was Alex the Seal.
Alex the Seal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
So I love that they,
that misheard song lyrics have a great name,
Mondagreen,
which comes from,
and we may have talked about this before.
I just want to restate it.
It comes from a Scottish song,
an old Scottish ballad called the ballad of the Earl O'Morei,
like the eel.
Yeah, it's just saying.
And the lyrics in this song were,
they have slain the Earl O'Moree.
and laid him on the green.
They put his body down on the grass.
And there was a writer named Sylvia Wright,
who, when she always heard this song as a child,
what she heard was they have slain the Earl of Moree
and Lady Mondagreen.
Thus, like, doubling the body count.
Right, yeah, right?
The Earl and the lady were both slain.
Lady Mondagreen.
So she coins the term a Mondagreen to mean a misheard song lyric.
Nice.
Now, when do we usually sing really old songs with obscure lyrics?
Christmas!
Yay!
That's when everybody gets together and sings a whole bunch of, like, many hundred-year-old songs,
the lyrics to which they...
Sometimes they know, and sometimes they don't.
And so Holiday Mondagreens, in particular, are some of the most pervasive.
I personally, as a child, I will admit this.
Because I was thinking, I'm like, oh, yeah, I remember this happening to me.
I definitely, there was a period when I thought that Santa first,
turned to Rudolph, you know, for his help on a froggy Christmas Eve.
Then one froggy.
Right, right.
Yeah.
The song Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer in particular is interesting because, as again, I think
I've mentioned this before, but I really want to reiterate how cool this is.
There is a holiday children's book slash movie that is called Olive, the other reindeer.
Yes.
This is a...
That sounds so sad.
Its title is a Mondagrine by which...
kids listen to Rudolph
the red-nosed reindeer
and they hear the line
that Rudolph was called names
by all of the other reindeer
and they think that it was just
one, just jerk reindeer
called Olive, Olive, the other reindeer.
She's so mean.
She's so mean.
It's a call a name.
That's really cute.
Yeah. And so you would actually
you would actually love this
because the movie, the book,
the movie is about a dog
whose name is Olive.
And then she hears the song
and Olive the other reindeer.
She's just like, oh, that I must be the other reindeer.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
It's too sad. Lots of misunderstandings.
So the really cool thing that I love about this is that there's more characters in the book and movie whose names are Mondagreins.
Oh, my God.
So there's one character whose name is Round John Virgin from Silent Night when they talk about Round Jan Virgin, Mother and Child, Round John Virgin.
That's great.
And then there is a character, and I love this even more.
His name is Richard Stans.
Oh, for Richard Stans.
Yes, when kids recite the Pledge of Allegiance and to the Republic for Richard Stans.
For Richard Stans.
And then I went down to Wikihole, and then it got weird.
Because, so I'm looking at the all of the other reindeer thing, and it's in Wikipedia
says that the confusion comes from what is called the cot caught merger.
Because there's a lot of, it's a linguistic thing.
Yeah, so the word caught as in like what you sleep on when you're in, you know, camping versus
is caught, as in I caught a Pokemon.
And this is when a dialect merges those two vowel sounds, so they become the same sound.
Caught and caught become the same sound.
I caught a Pokemon.
I slept on a cot.
Right.
Right.
And I'm thinking to myself, like, you know, I slept on a cot and I caught a Pokemon, so it's different.
And I look at the, and I look at the Wikipedia page for this, for the caught-caught-caught merger, and it says, where does this happen?
It says, most of New England.
Yeah. Where you're from? That's where I'm from.
That's said except Rhode Island. I'm like, uh-huh. And it says the southern part of Connecticut.
Wow. And I'm like, that's the part of Connecticut that I'm from.
You escape. I did. I escape the. You're the exemption zone. Yeah.
Caught and caught. Um, so anyway, this is all leading up to. I have a holiday mondagrine quiz for you guys. You have your pads and you have your pens. So you're all ready for this.
All right. I am going to read you. And a lot of this, um,
A lot of these actually come from Snopes, which, in addition to all of its work on Urban Legends,
has compiled a pretty good list over the years of holiday, of holiday Mondagreys specifically.
It's a couple from other places.
So I will give you, I'm not going to sing it because, you know, as the pony said as he started his speech,
sorry, I'm a little hoarse.
But I'm not going to sing songs, but I am going to read.
I'm so mad right now.
But maybe I'll sing in one or two.
I hear it.
But maybe I'll sing one or two.
And so I will give you the misheard version of the lyric, and you will tell me what the song actually says.
All right.
All right.
Yes.
So your first one is, the catalog glowing, the poor baby wakes.
This is from away in the manger.
The catalog glowing, the poor baby wakes.
wakes.
The catalog glowing.
The ball ring.
Answers up, a guess.
It's tough.
Colin says the candlelight glowing.
Dana has just question marks.
I don't know this.
Karen, the cattle all going.
It is the cattle are lowing.
The cowling.
That's a noise that the cattle makes.
That's the noise that the cattle makes.
Oh, it's tough.
The cattle are lowing, the catalog glowing, the candlelight glowing.
That's not bad.
From chestnuts roasting on an open fire, a.k.a. Christmas song.
Everybody knows.
A turkey, handsome, Mr. Soul helps to make the season bright.
Helps to make the season bright.
Everybody knows.
Everybody knows.
A turkey, handsome Mr. Soul.
No, I don't even know what.
All right, answers up, whatever you got.
I was trying to work back, right?
Hands on mist.
Dana says a turkey and some mistletoe.
Oh, I just wrote the same thing.
It is, yes.
Everyone knows a turkey and some mistletoe.
Okay.
Got it.
Oh, it is turkey.
Yeah, it was a turkey.
A turkey and some mistletoe.
And some mister.
Yes, handsome Mr. Salt.
All right.
Maybe you guys will know.
this one. Let's find out. There we go. Don me now
our day of peril.
La la la la la la. La la.
Don we now are day of peril.
Don me now are day of peril.
All right. Karen says, Dom me now are gay apparel.
Colin says gay apparel. Then it says gay apparel. Yes, Dom me now are gay apparel.
Don't know a day of. What is the more day of?
Our day of peril.
Like, P-E-R-I-L?
Like the zombie Christmas.
Why are we celebrating this?
Christmas murder mystery.
But it's like Dawn.
D-A-W-N-R-A-W-N-R-A-W.
Oh, right, right.
I like it.
From the song, the first Noel,
Unforgettable final line,
Barney's the King of Israel.
Barney's, Bill and Burney's.
Yeah.
Well, can you prove he's not?
I mean, I challenge you.
Yes.
Oh, shoot.
Barney is now.
Barney's the king of Israel.
All right, whatever you got.
Oh, no.
Here.
Okay, Colin says, born is the king of Israel.
Yes, quite.
Dana says, Born is the king.
Carol says, but he's the king of Israel.
Closer, closer.
Yeah, closer.
Yep, certainly not.
Barney.
This one is tough.
This next one is tough because I think a lot of people actually
really do think that this line is the
the actual thing. Yes.
So from I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus,
she thought that I was
locked up in my bedroom fast
asleep. She thought
that I was locked up in my bedroom
fast asleep. I will tell you this.
The word is not locked.
She did not lock the child
in his bedroom. But what
was he up in his bedroom fast asleep?
She thought that I was locked
up in my bedroom fast asleep.
It is not locked.
All right.
Oh, no, it doesn't even, I was going to say, I thought that I was sleeping in my bedroom fast asleep.
But that makes no sense.
Karen has lulled, Colin has sleeping, and Dana has tucked, it is tucked.
It is tucked.
Tucked.
Tucked.
I got that I was tucked up in my day.
A lot of people sing locked, apparently.
Maybe they don't know the word tucked.
Indeed, indeed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, of course, the classic Frosty, the Snowman.
and Frosty comes to life
And then the kids sing
Down to the village
With a broom stuck in his head
Oh shoot
Every time you sing it
It sounds real
That sounds right
With a broom stuck in his head
It's gone
I know
I didn't expect that by singing it
I would actually supplant the original in your minds
And so now that's all you can think of.
All righty, Colin says with a broomstick in his hand.
Karen says with a grin stuck in his head.
And Dana says a broomstick in his hand.
Yeah, broom stuck in his hand.
With a broom stuck in his hand.
It is with a broom stick in his head.
When I saw Colin, I was like, yes.
I'm stuck in his head.
Sure, he'll use a snowman.
He'll go right through.
Yeah, he's fine.
He has a carrot in his head.
It's a bunch of stuff in his head.
So the song, Santa Claus is coming to town.
Yeah.
Santa Claus comes to town and they sing that the kids are going to have a jubilee.
They're going to build a toilet town all around the Christmas tree.
Oh, my God.
A toilet.
You are suggesting.
It is not the word toilet.
I'm just telling you that right now.
They're going to build a toilet town
All around the Christmas trip
The word nobody got it
Karen says I like it
Colin says toy little town
Dana says
Toy something
I'm sending you guys back on this one
It's a word
It is a word from a popular old Christmas movie
It appeared in the title of a very popular
Very famous old Christmas movie
Okay
The line please again
They're going to build a toilet town all around the Christmas tree.
And the word itself, the word itself, it starts with a syllable toy, but it is not toilet.
Anybody want to throw it out there?
It's Toyland.
They're going to go look to Toyland Town.
Babes in Toiland Town is what I was trying to get at.
Toyland Town.
Yeah, it's tough.
Toyland Town.
This is redundant.
Shake it out.
Shake out the cobblets.
Here we go.
All right.
10 lawyers leaving
Man
No I don't know what's
Ten lawyers leaving
Karen says
Lords a leap in
Collins says
Lord's a leapin
My wife in the other room
Has written down
Lord's a leaping
And Dana has written down
Yes ten lords a leaping
Ten lawyers leaving
Are they gone yet?
All right
It's going pretty good here
All right
You guys are doing good
In the meta we can build a snowman, then pretend that he is parched and brown.
Then pretend that he is parched and brown.
They set him on fire.
I don't know.
All right.
Dana says Parson Brown.
Colin says Parson Brown.
Karen says question mark.
Regina in the other room says Parson Brown.
Yes, Parson Brown is a...
What does that mean?
Parsons is a minister.
Yeah.
We're going to pretend that he's the minister from the village and he's going to get married us.
No,
his last name is Brown.
Like Mr. Brown.
Right, right.
Parson Brown.
Parson Brown.
He'll say, he'll say, are you married?
You know.
Is he a, is Parson Brown a famous person?
No.
No, it's just to be like, like, Main Street.
Like, Carson Brown.
Right, right, yeah.
Parched and Brown.
Partched and Brown.
We're screaming, screaming towards the end here.
All right.
One more for you guys.
One more for you guys.
From the song.
Winter Wonderland.
Okay.
Right?
Yes.
Walking in.
Right, indeed.
And who could forget the classic lyric.
Later on, milk and spiders, as we dream by the fire.
Milk and spiders.
Later on, milk and spiders.
I like that.
As we dream by the fire.
You know, again, there's some Christmas traditions out there that.
I would let my kid continue to see that.
The land of milk and spiders.
Exactly.
Yes, yes, yes.
All right, answers up.
Colin says, making cider.
Dana says, Will conspire.
Karen just has milk and spiders.
Regina has will conspire.
It is indeed Wilkinspire.
Not making cider.
Or spiders.
I like milk and spiders.
Milk and spiders.
So evocative.
Milk and or milking spiders.
You can't milk spiders.
You could milk spiders if you want to, but I wouldn't recommend it.
you leave for Santa
Monk and Spiders
Yeah, that's awesome
seen those videos of
the daddy long legs
that like bunched together
for warmth
and you shake them
and then they disperse
I had to put that
by some milk
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas Santa
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I debuted a quiz where I put you guys on a timer. And the awesome part was listeners,
if you have a pen and paper right now
you are invited to play
and I know a lot of people play
the last time we did this
I am going to put you guys on a timer
you guys each have a pen and
a pad of paper and I
need you to name as many
as blank
what I'm going to give you a category
in 30 seconds
however whatever you write
down if it's in common with the other
people that doesn't count
it's like boggle rules
Like, Bogle rules.
So, you know, if I, you know, as an example, last time I was like, name as many Harry Potter characters in 20 seconds.
If everybody puts Ron Weasley, then they all don't count.
Nobody gets the point.
I think our learnings from last time I did this is 20 seconds might be not enough time.
It seems like in my head it was a lot of time, but we're going to bump this up from 20 seconds to 30 seconds.
Do we have to do first name last name?
So that was, I need to clarify this as well.
because there was a little bit of contention
in our Star Wars
in our Star Wars segment
and Game of Thrones as well
Yeah so I will say
If you need to know full, if you need to denote
Full Name Last Name
or Just Name or Moniker
Hope you guys are ready
Listeners I hope you guys are ready
Now when we're writing these down
Who needs to be able to read them
Yeah initials those days
Just us or us and you
What if I think about writing it down
You, so you need...
You need to write down the full name.
So who needs to be able to read it?
Me or you?
Oh, you.
Yeah.
I think we should give...
So Karen can't read it doesn't count.
I think, and I think we should give her full discretion to just...
As to whether something is readable or not.
Yeah.
Yep.
Okay.
All right, here we go.
Well, I'm going to put 30...
Oh, this says 30 minutes.
That's not right.
No, that would be a long episode.
Here we go.
I need first names.
Okay.
Oh, just first names.
Just first names.
Okay.
Okay.
As many characters as you can name from the TV show, Friends.
Go.
Friends.
It's been on the air for a very long time.
Don't forget.
Repeats.
We'll cancel out.
And we're halfway there.
What was his name?
What was his name?
Ten, nine.
I'll write them down
And time's up
Beep, beep, beep, beep
What was the name of the guy in the coffee shop, dang it?
Gunther?
Yes, Gunther, I couldn't think of Gunther, couldn't put it together
So Chris, you put...
Chandler, got it
Monica, Phoebe, Rachel,
Got it, Ross, got it, Joey, got it, Dina, no
Carol, no, Ben, yes.
Yes. Yes? Yes. Yes for Ben. Yes for Carol? Yeah. And Emma. Is her name Emma or Emily?
The babies? The babies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So yes? No, I got it. I did Emily, the girl he dated from me.
Gotcha. Okay. So, Dina, who was one of Joey's sisters. Sisters. Yes. All right. So the ones that I did. Marcel.
The monkey. The monkey. And Emily. Nice.
Who Ross dated. Yeah. I have Priscilla.
Who'd have?
I don't know.
I was just hoping it was a kid.
I was just taking a guess.
I knew, I knew, I knew Phoebe had a twin sister.
That might be, oh, Ursula.
That's probably who I was thinking of.
Okay.
So, yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Just throw something down.
Because I knew, I mean, I had to write the other friends.
Yeah.
That's it.
That's it.
I didn't watch the show.
I really, I, I, I, the guy in the coffee shop was my only hope.
You wrote down more names, but you've crossed them out.
No, all I wrote down was the six friends and Priscilla.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
My one hope was the guy at Gunther.
Janice, two for Chris, two for Dana.
Okay, cool.
I'm impressed I got all six.
I'll be honest with you.
All right, well, this is going to be all so tough for you, Colin.
I'm going to start the timer at 30 seconds.
Please name.
First name only, or moniker, as many Pokemon's as you can.
30 seconds go.
Pokemon, human characters are okay.
I didn't watch this.
Come up with some, make up some cute names.
I reached the bottom of my barrel pretty quickly here.
All the parents and all the kids are like, yeah.
All right.
Five seconds.
Wow.
And times up.
All right.
All right.
You know what?
Call them while you go.
All right.
I got Pikachu.
Got it.
Okay.
I wrote, is Ash?
Is Ash the, the, yeah?
Yes.
Okay.
He's a character.
I wrote Ash.
Wow.
Oh, wait.
Okay, I thought you meant like Pokemon.
She said humans too.
She did.
She said, who, all right.
I'm just going to leave now.
I'm going to leave on top.
Yeah.
I wrote Charzard.
Yes.
Yeah.
Charzard.
Okay.
Okay, but Chris has it anyway.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
I just crossed it.
Snorlax.
Wow.
That's a Pokemon.
That's a Pokemon.
Don't have it.
I mean, I only knew Pikachu, honestly.
I made up some names.
Yeah.
And then I just made up one in case.
I did a wingly, dinkly.
Yeah.
I was just hoping.
Maybe, there are a lot of Pokemon.
There could be a wingly dingley.
Yeah, I'm going to go, no.
That's like if Monty Python were in charge.
I'm very impressed.
So that is what?
I got ash and snorlax.
That's two points.
Great.
Wow.
Great.
Dana.
Okay.
So I did have Pikachu.
Bwop.
Is that a name?
Roxie.
Justin.
Jason.
Mark
Oh my God, you're close
What else do you have?
Puder
And Rebecca
She's just playing the odds
I may have broken away from the pack
So let's see
I did have Pikachu and Charzar
Which I crossed out
Then I had Blastoise
Charmander
Charmilian
Squirtle, Pichu
Squirtle is so close to pooter
That's the one you're going to fight for
That's the one
So close, that's what I meant
Puzzle and Minen
Or the two Pokemon with pluses and minuses
I know my Pokemon's
Togepie
And Ivy Soar
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine
You know, my God
My mascara is this running
so you were close because
James and Jesse are a team rocket
and you had the J-names
I know if you said James
he had gotten one
I knew there was a boy
okay
so with Pokemon behind this
Dana and Colin each have two
and I have 11
friends
Pokemon are gonna close it out with Fleetwood Mac
and Connecticut heroes
yeah
Connecticut
yeah
me with many Connecticut heroes
30 seconds on the clock.
Name me as many.
It can be full names or it can be moniker.
Okay.
Here we go.
X-Men.
Villains count.
So I'm saying people who are X-Men and people who are villains in the X-Men universe.
You can either use their real name or their moniker.
Probably shorter if you use their moniker.
And three, two, one.
Time's up.
All right.
Dana, why don't you start?
Wolverine.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, no, I have.
Yeah, yeah, you have to say.
Storm?
Yes.
Magneto.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Storm Wolverine and Magneto crossed out.
Mystique, I do not have.
Wow. Jubilee?
Nope.
Yes, I have Jubilee.
Cyclops.
I have Cyclops.
Professor X?
Yes.
Nope.
Red witch?
Red witch?
Is it?
Or Scarlet Witch?
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, we cannot give you Red Witch.
I don't.
No.
No.
I fell asleep in that movie.
No.
That's like taking like green beetle instead of blue beetle.
It's like no.
What is that?
Okay.
I am Magenta witch.
Beast.
I have Begenta.
I have Beas.
Beast. I have Beast. We all have beast.
One. Mystique.
Okay. Rogue?
I have Rogue.
Okay. Gambit.
I have Gambit.
Okay. And Gene Gray.
Do not have Gene Gray.
Wow.
My final thing.
Okay.
One point.
I've got Ice Man.
Okay.
I've got Shadow Cat.
Okay.
I've got Lockheed, the dragon.
Yes.
And Bolivar Trask.
Wow.
Sure.
And you got full name.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How many points is that?
That's four.
So are you going to do Jim and the hologram characters now?
Yeah, that's true.
I think you will.
Jim.
Kimber, Asia.
That's right.
Okay, definitely don't do that because Dana will rock it.
Possess.
Oh, man.
Okay, all right.
All right.
All right.
Here's a more general one, not biased towards anyone.
Actually, it's anti-someone on this table.
30 seconds on the clock.
Name me any.
Robots, not from the Star Wars universe, can be from TV, can be from literature, can be movies.
Okay.
Do any robots?
Androids can't.
Okay.
Can be from literature?
It doesn't have to be a humanoid robot.
Okay.
It can be from cartoons.
It's art.
hard.
Three, two, one.
Time's up.
I know if we said Star Wars, you would just list all, like,
R2G1.
Yeah, yeah.
Robot's not from Star Wars a little harder.
That was, yeah.
I only got five on my list total.
All right.
Chris, why don't you go?
Are Daleks a robot from Dr. Who?
No, because there are aliens.
Okay.
Crossed out.
Rob, the robotic operating buddy
from Nintendo's Super Smash Bros.
That technically is a robot.
Jinks from the Incredible Movie Space Camp.
Whoa.
We did talk about that.
We did.
We did.
And then I said the one from Muppets.
Which I understand if you don't want to do that.
No.
No.
K-9?
Yes.
Data.
I have Commander Data.
Okay.
He's an Android.
Yeah, yeah.
And he's a ranking officer.
So this came to my mind.
It's Tequodos.
It's from my Spanish language learning book when I was in second grade.
He was a robot who speaks Spanish.
His name is TQ2, Tequados.
I didn't make that up.
Yeah, I'm not going to be the one who says you can't have it.
I know.
I was like so specific.
Sure.
It was a robot.
Wally.
I have Wally.
Oh.
I put Inspector Gadget.
I don't know.
He's a human.
He's a human.
Bionic being.
Yeah. He has, like,
enhanced human. Yeah.
So too.
Okay, so not kind of the ones that have been canceled out.
I have Twiki from Buck Rogers.
Sure.
I have Bender.
Oh, yes.
Oh, man.
And it shows you how slow my mind works.
I just wrote hedonism bot because I was stuck in Futurama land.
Oh, yeah.
Tweaky, Bender, and hedonism bot.
You could have, I know.
Like so.
Time was up as soon as, yeah.
Yeah.
It's only 30 seconds.
Radiator.
All right.
So that is.
I'm trying to think of the name of the robot from Short Circuit.
Two points.
Johnny five?
Yes.
Okay, last one.
Going into the last round.
Is this one biased for me?
Do I get a round?
I think, you know what?
I think you might get an extra, extra boost.
We'll see.
All right.
Last one.
At 30 seconds o'clock, I need titles of shows, miniseries, or specific films from HBO.
This is HBO produced.
Okay.
Especially, shows, miniseries, or HBO film.
I can start with some of our favorites.
I probably will cancel out.
I can think of back.
Some of the miniseries.
Documentaries.
Three, two, one.
Time is a.
All right. Last one. Okay. Make it count.
Colin, while you go first.
I think we're going to have a lot of overlap here.
So, The Sopranos.
Gone.
The Wire. Gone.
Oz.
Did not put that.
That's good. Yeah.
Sex in the City.
That's good.
Oh, okay. Carnival.
Good.
Okay.
Big Love.
Good.
Oh, yeah. Uh-oh.
Veepe.
Got it.
Girls.
Nope, good.
Okay.
And John from Cincinnati.
Cincinnati. No, any takers on that one? All right. Wow. Wow. Uh-oh. That's a big move. It's a big move. Well, I put Game of Thrones.
Good. Really? No one else put Game with Thrones. Sweet. Okay. Behind the candelabra, which was the movie about Liberace. Nice.
And a little known HBO show that a lot of you guys probably should watch if you have not seen it. It's called Brain Games. Not National Geographic Channel Brain Games. Two words. Brain Games. One word. Series on HBO.
from the 80s with puzzles and logic puzzles and stuff.
Yes, confirmed.
And folks, that show is amazing.
You know what?
They have HBO's children's programming is also really good and really fun.
Yeah.
I have Flight of the Concord's Tramay, True Blood.
Okay.
And the final score is,
thanks to Pokemon, I win with 17 points.
only thanks to...
And the built-in clustering in Pokemon.
Oh, indeed.
Yeah.
Oh, quite.
I was just shocked you got one of the ones
that you got Charzard, you know,
because they've written down all of them.
Snorlax, like, I'm surprised you've heard of
Snorlax, not being a...
No one is more surprised than me.
Yeah, yeah. I'm just kidding.
It's just got out.
Oh, my God.
Good job, guys.
Woo!
So the other part of the strategy is trying to pick things
that you don't think other...
Yeah.
Well, or also trying to cancel out things, though.
people are going to put like for friends it's really important that we all list all the friends
yes or or however you could also not list all the friends thinking that i'm thinking that you know
you're going to list them all you're going to cancel each other out anyway yeah but then if we all
think that way then nobody's going to list it right yeah yeah yeah but i mean yeah sex in the city
sex in the city sopranos to me are the biggest probably HBO shows and and no one else
but my only strategy i just assumed that game of thrones was going to be off the table so i just went i started
I tried to think back 10, 15 years and come more recent.
Yeah.
I know what sex in the city is.
I didn't know what sex in the city is. I didn't know it was HBO.
Oh.
Oh.
Interesting.
All right.
Good job, you guys.
No, yeah.
And we got one last quiz.
In keeping with the holiday theme, I have invited our old friend Elvis to join us.
Yay.
The electronic, lyrical vocalization interface system, our soulless, sense of musicless robot voice from the 1980s is here.
He will be speaking opening lines from songs to you guys.
And this is the holiday episode.
So this will be the non-traditional end-of-year holiday version of Elvis.
All right.
So which is just my long-winded way of saying these are not all Christmas.
Oh, okay. I was trying to forget.
I was like, oh, is it like modern Christmas?
Not everyone celebrates Christmas.
So it's like Jingle Rock is not really a carol, but it's Christmas Eve.
But they're not all Christmas songs.
Okay.
They might be Hanukkah.
Yeah, it's a little mix.
And as I say, I want to emphasize non-traditional, non-traditional.
Some of these may be in the running, maybe becoming classics.
I will play the first line of the song.
These are short.
Get your buzzers ready.
You guys buzz in.
Tell me who's the artist for all of these.
The artist.
And if you want to show off and give me extra knowledge about the song, you can.
Here we go.
What holiday song is this?
The moon is right.
The spirit's up.
We're here tonight.
And that's enough.
Chris.
Okay, A, you're a jerk.
B, this is Paul McCartney's
Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas time.
Correct on both counts.
Yay!
Wait, why is he a jerk?
Because this is, because now it's stuck in my head for the next 24 hours.
It's the worst Christmas song.
Yeah.
Is it a bad song?
No!
No!
Oh, is that song?
That's that song.
That's not a carol?
No, that is Paul McCartney.
Technically Paul McCartney and wings.
Yes.
It's an earworm.
It's it in the Disneyland parade.
That's great.
I just saw a headline just three days ago, I think, that the Shins, you guys know the band, the Shins, their version of this song, this year, dethroned Mariah Carey as the most
played Christmas song in retail establishments.
Wow.
Yeah.
It had been, you know, the Mariah Carey, like, all I want for Christmas.
Yeah.
That has been raining since what, like, in 1996 or something.
I guess as Americans, we were just ready for something.
Different.
Old and new.
Yeah.
All right.
Next track.
Who is the artist of this non-traditional holiday song?
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
But the very next.
Next day, you gave it away.
That's so sad.
Everyone together.
George.
Wham?
Last Christmas?
Some dispute?
Who wants to say definitively?
Who is it?
Wham!
It is Wham!
Last Christmas.
All right.
Next track.
What is this one?
And we'll excuse Elvis's pronunciation.
Who is this artist?
Put on your yarmulka.
Here comes Hanukkah.
So much funica to celebrate.
I think everyone had that.
Adam Sandler.
Adam Sandler.
The Hanukkah song.
Yes, yes, the Yarmulka.
You could have tweaked that a little, but I don't think that's the spirit of us.
I know, yeah, yeah.
All right, we're getting a little bit trickier here, moving up.
All right, next one.
So this is Christmas, and what have you done?
Another year over, and a new one just begun.
Chris.
This is John Lennon.
This is Christmas.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Is it John Lennon or is it the plastic Ono band?
It is John and Yoko.
Oh, okay.
So, yes, John Lennon with Yoko Ono, yes.
That is, you know, do you know the full proper name of the song?
Oh, yes.
Yes, yes, I do.
It's Merry Christmas, parentheses, war is over.
Oh, yeah.
So close.
It's Happy Christmas.
Yes, War is over.
It is very British.
That's right.
Happy Christmas, parentheses, war is over.
All right, next track.
I would say this one is on its way to becoming a new classic.
Oh, sure.
It was December 24th on Hollis Ave after dark when I seen a man chilling with his dog at the park.
Chris.
Run DMC.
Yes.
Christmas in Hollis.
Yes.
Wow.
Featured prominently in the movie Die Hard.
An oldy bit of goody.
All right.
All right, we're testing your knowledge here, guys.
Again, I think this one has become
maybe a modern classic, but very non-traditional.
Who is this original artist?
It was Christmas Eve, babe.
In the drunk tank, an old man said to me,
won't see another one.
Little dark, little dark.
Yeah, Chris.
Technically, that is, the Pogues with Kirstie McCall,
fairy tale of New York.
100% correct, the Pogues, right?
Who else is going to have a Christmas song
that starts off in the drunk tank?
And I'll tell you, I actually.
heard a bit of trivia about Shane McGowan
what he got for Christmas this year, which is
a new set of teeth.
Shane McGowan has received
a full set of permanent dental
implants and looks about
50 years younger.
Not for Christmas. It is a
long, lengthy
process of many, many,
many dent disappointments.
The lead singer of the
Pogues, who basically lost all of his
teeth due to some hard, hard,
hard, hard living for a
long time. But he has teeth
now. That's a Christmas
miracle.
Things you can get with money.
All right. Last one.
This will either be the most difficult
or the easiest. This is a
three-parter. You're going to tell me
this is from a TV show.
Whoa. So I need the name of the TV show.
I need the name of the character.
And for the third bonus point,
who is voicing this character?
Okay. All right.
TV show character, voice of the character.
TV show, character, voice of the character,
non-traditional holiday song.
There's seven basic principles
that go to make a Kwanza.
So sit your asses down and have some knowledge dropped upon you.
Karen, instantly.
That is from the character Kwanza bot.
Correct.
From the show Futurama.
Correct.
Voiced by Kulio.
Correct.
Wow.
You could have written my own Kwanza bot.
I know, yeah.
I didn't want to tip my hand
and write down Kwanzabat early.
Yes, Kwanzaabat explaining to the crew.
What Kwanza is.
Some big points there.
Yeah, all right, Karen.
The only Christmas stuff I know is from a cartoon.
That's why I said.
It's either going to be the most difficult or the easiest,
and Karen is all over it.
All right, good job, guys.
Elvis is proud of you.
You know your non-traditional.
You know your Christmas slash Kwanza slash Hanukkah songs.
All right.
And that is the end.
of our holiday
Bo-ho-ho-ho-nanza.
Bo-ho-ho-ho-nanza.
I don't know how many hoes.
I think it's three.
I think Bo-ho should be count as one of the ho.
So Bo-ho-ho-nanzza.
Bo-ho-ho-ha.
Because two is a pastry.
Right. Two is a pastry.
Yeah.
Oh-ho-ho's.
And the bow and the bow should be first.
Yeah.
Because if you say Bo-ho-ho-ho.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh-ho-nanzah just sounds like it's bohemian.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bo-ho-in-so.
Yeah.
That's right.
So remember, Bose before hoes.
Bo ho-ho-ho.
Well, I hope our episode gave you some holiday cheer.
Hope you guys had fun.
Thank you guys for joining me.
And thank you guys, listeners, for listening in.
And we'll see you guys next year.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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Whoa.
Squirtle is so close to pooter
Both other words for farts
I see how he sucked
Scooter and squirtle
Squirtle
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