Good Job, Brain! - 192: Teamwork Makes the Dream Work
Episode Date: November 30, 2016We're getting the band back together with trivia about cooperation and teams! We find out the scary secret (and science) behind tug of war, and it's not just rope burns you need to worry about. When i...t's half time and your team is low on the scoreboard, then you know it's time for a good ol' motivational coach speech backed by some inspirational music; see if you can identify these iconic sport movies by their classic locker room speech. Meatwagon? Lollipop man? Can you guess what semi-obscure team sport by their wacky position names? And Chris prepared us for a sports team anagram quiz, and now, we're rooting for the Lubes and the Clots. ALSO: Handsome Dan, Red Rover sucks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hello, candid, canny candidates who consume cannolis, candy and canapes under condescent candelabras.
Welcome to Good Job, Brain, your weekly quiz show and Opi trivia podcast.
This is episode 192, and of course, I'm your humble host, Karen,
and we are your squishy, squeezable squad, squirling away squiggles.
That's good.
I'm Colin.
I'm Dana.
And I'm Chris.
Squiggles are square bagels.
Squiggles.
Yeah.
Squiggles.
FYI.
Some exciting news.
Our book is out.
Yes.
It is out.
In the wild.
It's escaped its containment facility.
You can buy it.
I can't believe we actually did it.
I'm so proud of our.
It was hard work.
It feels good.
good in the hand. It looks good on the shelf.
Smells good. Smells good. It tastes just okay.
It tastes just all right.
Very fibrous. You got to dip it in some ranch.
I'm excited and I hope that any listeners who have already pre-ordered or picked up the book,
I hope you guys are loving it. I hope you're digging it and having a lot of fun with it.
A lot of people ask me like friends and stuff. They're like, oh, can you sign my book?
And then I was like, sure. But then I have no idea how to sign a book.
I don't know what, like, do I just write my signature or I say, you know, thank you, and I drew some, you know, like, draw a picture.
Yeah, it's like a yearbook, you know, like, hags.
Oh, yeah, yeah, have a neat summer.
So, so I have no idea.
So, you know what?
I'm just going to have fun with the, not knowing how to sign books.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm just going to keep drawing my stupid pictures and yeah.
I like it.
You're kind of just doing like automatic writing.
You're just winging it as you go.
Well, speaking of signing books,
The other big news that we have is we're going to be hosting a little get-together, a live book signing, a party.
Holiday party.
And you guys are all invited.
It is free.
It is going to be on December 3rd at noon at the Soma Street Food Park here in lovely San Francisco, California.
Where we play trivia.
It's near the Costco, if you need to go to Costco.
You can make a day of it.
Yeah. Yeah. We're going to be in the, there's a big barn they have there. You cannot miss it. If you come to Soma Street Food Park at the right time, we will be there in the barn. Come on in. It is free. And there will be some free beer. Kids and pets welcome. Kids and pets are welcome. We will be signing books. We'll be hanging out. We will have some books there to sell, I am assuming. So it's going to be a blast. If you have a book, if you don't have a book, it doesn't matter. Bring your book or bring your money.
Bring someone else's book.
Right. Bring someone else's money.
Bring another book.
Yeah, we'll sign like a Neil deGrasse Tyson book if that's all you have.
Right, right.
Hags, Karen.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Well, there's a little bit of news that I shared it with Karen.
I know at least Karen saw it as excited.
This is good news.
This is good news.
Yale University, a university of some renown.
You may have heard of it in your home state, Chris, of Connecticut.
They, their mascot for their college sports teams.
I mean, principally their football team, but is the Bulldogs.
And in particular, they have a.
A bulldog.
Alive.
A live, actual, physical, real breathing bulldog named Hansom Dan.
Handsome Dan.
It's very cute.
Yeah.
He's ugly cute because he's a bulldog.
This isn't the first handsome Dan in the news recently.
No, in the news recently is the 18th handsome Dan.
Yes.
Going back to a good number of years.
So, yeah, sadly, I believe Anson Dan 17 passed away in August, I think, not too long ago.
And so, you know, they don't want to have a power vacuum for too long.
So, yeah, they really...
They didn't want, like, attractive Janus.
Yeah, right.
There's a chihuahua stage as a palace coup.
Right.
The vice dog.
Yeah.
Becomes dog.
Dog, dog.
Yeah.
Right. Yeah.
And, um...
So there's a new handsome Dan, and he is super cute.
Because it's a puppy.
Yeah.
He's a puppy.
The important thing about this handsome Dan is that it is a different breed.
Oh.
So this is a good trivia tidbit.
So traditionally, the Yale, handsome Dan, is an English, has been an English bulldog.
Okay.
This handsome Dan is the first time they're going with another breed.
Oh.
And the official name of this breed is old English bulldog, spelled in an old-timey way.
Oh, nice.
So it's old, like the malt liquor.
Old with an E, Bulldog, B-U-L-L-L-D.
D-O-G-G-E
Bulldog-y.
Old English bulldog.
Kind of a more of a
current-ish breed.
And it's basically a mix
of English bulldog and American bulldog
and maybe a pit and maybe
Staffordshire. Like, it's a mix,
a melange of bulldogs.
And the reason why is because
English bulldogs are
not very athletic.
I don't, I don't,
I don't, just to be clear, I don't think
plays on the football team.
Yeah, okay.
There's nothing in the rules that says a dog.
It's like earbud.
Yeah.
They have a shortish lifespan and they have a bunch of health problems.
And so this year, they went with the old English bulldog.
So they're hoping that maybe the reign of Hanson Day and the 18th might be a little longer.
Yeah.
And also just like on the statement of like bulldog health.
Okay.
And, you know, instead of having like a squishy cute kind of fat thing,
have like a sprightly more of a lean yeah it has the same kind of bulldog face but the body is does
look a little bit more athletic he's so cute i mean the photo i saw on the new haven register
site you know they had him sitting next to a football helmet and the helmet is bigger it is like
the same size as the dog he's so little well i hope he likes football yeah the big game for them is
the harvard yale football game and um unfortunately the new handsome band couldn't attend because he
We had to go to puppy school.
Oh, puppy school.
So old English bulldoggy.
That is a good one.
Yeah.
That's good.
Well, without any further ado, I think it's time to jump into our first general
trivia segment, Pop Quiz, Hot Shot.
Oh, I take away my job.
You know you handed me your job when you handed me this stack of Jeopardy questions from
the year 2003.
Oh, that's a long time.
ago that is actually a long time ago yeah so these might be a little bit dated for you guys but
you know what i think you can do it could be older than some of our listeners that's right so here
we go the round the title of the jeopardy round now of course uh jeopardy television trivia game
you may have heard of we actually had a uh a good job brain listener yes on teen jeopardy jasmine
recently yeah yeah she knows what jeopardy the rest of you that's good at jeopardy um so i'm gonna give
you the the topic for the uh the five uh
answers in this category, then I will give you the answers
and you'll give you the answer in the form of a question
by ringing in with your barn
yard buzzers. The
topic of today is fashion
backward. Fashion
backward.
It's like a word play. Looking at historical
fashion. Oh, hey, we like that.
We like that kind of stuff.
All right, here we go. I like to say that I like that.
For $100.
Many 1890s
women wore bloomers called
Rationals while writing these
two-wheeler's
what are bicycles
yes what are bicycles
oh okay
don't overthink it
you're gonna
fancy word
Velasip or yeah
Penny farthing or yeah
Penny farthing
those have three
one big one
okay yeah
in 1958
it's your $200 question
in 1958
you could have
celebrated New Year's Eve
now Eve is in
quotes
And it's spelled Y-V-E-S.
Oh, okay.
You could have celebrated New Year's Eve in one of his trapeze dresses.
Karen.
Who is Eve Saint-Laureen?
It is Eve Saint-Laureen.
Exactly.
Yes, yes, yes.
That was a really easy question.
Yeah, it was like in the name or whatever.
Anyway, $300.
This short jacket with a Spanish name was once all the rage.
Whoa, everybody at the same time, I'm going to go with Karen again.
What is Bolero?
What is a Bolero jacket?
Very good, very good.
Very 2,000s.
I don't know, $450.
Okay.
In the 60s, people painted lashes on, like this super thin, supermodel.
Dana.
Who is Twiggy?
Oh, yeah.
Also, for bonus money.
Oh, what's her real name?
For bonus money, it's in there.
Oh, man.
She was on America's next-top model.
Her real name is Leslie Hornby.
Okay, I know the guy of the punch bowl.
Very British.
Very British.
And finally, for $1 million, this designer's little black dress is still fashion forward today.
Colin.
Who is Chanel?
Coco Chanel.
Yeah, Chanel.
Chanel is acceptable.
Okay.
Just looking under the wire there, guys.
Very good.
Very good.
Phil Chanel.
Who is?
Cuckoo Chanel.
That's it.
Oh, yeah, we can totally go on.
Do you want to do another one or do you want to just?
Yeah, yeah, another.
Okay, yeah, sure, sure.
All right.
Well, this round is called, yes, sir, that's my scientist.
Oh, what?
Yes, sir, that's my scientist.
Okay.
Parents of scientists?
No, sir, don't mean.
That's really hard.
I don't know the names of parents of scientists.
Scientist names of
I don't know.
The answer is, this is all about scientists.
All right.
Okay.
Here we go.
Sir Alley, the double Jeopardy's, this is $400.
Oh, okay.
Sir Alexander Fleming took a shot in the dark and discovered this in 1928.
Karen.
What is penicillin?
It is penicillin.
Yes, yes, yes.
$800.
Cyril Hinshell Wood explored how I,
Oxygen and hydrogen combine to form this.
Cyril Hensselwood.
Sirel Hinshellwood explored how oxygen and hydrogen combine to form this.
Dana.
It is water.
It is water.
You got trapped.
I was like, I was looking for like a hint in the question.
No, oxygen plus hydrogen.
$1,200.
Sir David Brewster invented a system.
of illumination for these seaside saviors.
Oh.
Oh.
Karen.
What are lighthouses?
What are lighthouses?
What are lighthouses?
Oh, is it like the reflecting?
I think that is.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, the prismatic.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
In Africa, Sir David Bruce, not Sir David Brewster,
Sir David Bruce found that sleeping sickness was spread by this fly.
Dina.
Is it as Tse-T-C-Fly?
It is the T-T-C-Fly.
Very good crossword answer.
T-S-E, T-S-E.
Yes, yes.
They also lay eggs in your skull.
Well, in my skull?
No, like underneath your skin and then, like, there are a lot of videos on YouTube.
Oh, that's the bot fly.
That's right.
You can push them out.
Yeah.
We'll get them out of those.
Okay.
$2,000.
$1,000, Sir Godfrey Houndsfield helped the real name.
Sir Godfrey Hounsfield helped.
will help develop this.
Medical imaging technology.
Karen.
What is X-ray?
No.
Incorrect.
Colin.
What is cat scan?
What is the cat scan?
What is the cat scan?
Well, very good.
His last name was Houns.
His last name was Godfrey Hounds.
H-O-U-N-S-F-I-E-L-B.
It'd be funny if it was Hounds.
Oh, yeah.
Like cat.
It might be.
It might be the same thing.
I think it's still a pretty good name, Godfrey Hounsfield.
But there's no D.
Sir, Godfrey Hounsfield.
It's like a cat's name.
That should be my next cat.
Can I get a cat?
A cat's down.
Godfrey hounds field.
Well, Karen, you were doing really well until you lost $2,000 in the last question.
Yeah, that's how it happens.
Yep.
I choke.
All right.
Well, today's episode is 192.
Road to 200.
Slow road.
But we're moving.
Ambal and a lot of this road to 200.
It's an endurance run.
And, yeah, we have, wow.
eight more episodes until episode 200.
That's pretty crazy.
Wow.
And we could only do it as a team, Karen.
Oh, speaking of which, since we are all here, all four of us are here recording today, we haven't done an episode on teams and teamwork and cooperation.
So this week, teamwork makes the dream work.
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free.
Come together.
Right on over me.
So I think in the same way that running, like a foot race, just running, is the most basic,
elemental individual sport.
You know, just for me.
Like, it's just, it's, there's no equipment, just basic.
I was trying to think, like, what's the most basic element?
team sport and for me I settled on tug of war you know just I mean you know it's it's a sport
it's a legitimate sport it was it was in the Olympics you know for what it was in the
Olympics from 1900 to 1920 yep there was Olympic tug of war it's it's fantastic there's
some some great photos online then they invented the basketball yeah they're like this is
long more yeah I got I don't know how good it was as a spectator event probably pretty
Great.
Yeah. It's like beach volleyball.
You just kind of go back to.
Is there a pit of jello that you would fall into?
Well, not in 1920.
No.
I mean, you know.
It was just Aspec.
Yeah.
It was only one.
It was just lard during wartime.
Yeah.
All you need is a rope and any amount of people and you can get some tug of war going.
You know, you can, then it's up to you to decide how you want to balance the teams out.
It's very old.
Not surprisingly.
The ancient Greeks had it.
The ancient Egyptians had it.
The ancient Chinese had it.
Really?
I mean, yeah, if you had some ancients, they had tug-a-war.
You can invent this game accidentally.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, yeah.
It is a good way, actually, to keep soldiers and sailors fit.
And, you know, a lot of the real sort of the rich tradition of tug-at-war comes from armies and aboard ships and stuff.
You know, it kind of builds camaraderie.
I don't know if it's the kind of thing that they allow in schools today.
But I definitely remember
Like some tug-of-war as a kid
When I was, yeah
I think the reason
Probably don't have it today
Is just because of injuries
You know, I mean, I remember stint knees and things like that
Yeah, but that's nothing compared to Red Rover
Oh yeah
Do you remember playing Red Rover?
Yeah
Also, no longer allowed, I think in most
Like that hurts so much more
You literally just clothes line
It was just an excuse to hit other people
Not even hit
That's the best case scenario is close line.
Like ram into people's wrists as hard as you can.
You'd occasionally have the kid who'd be like, oh, I'm going to go lowball on.
I mean, like, you know, put the head down.
It's like, oh, man, like, that's just asking for all kinds of trouble.
Yeah, the head first on Red Rover.
Well, the injury is actually, it's a good segue here.
What would you guys guess?
What would you guys guess is the cause of the most serious.
accidents and injuries in
tug-of-war, just in general.
Abration, rope-abrasion, yeah,
on your hands.
Falling on each other, like pile-ups.
Falling on each other? Okay, okay.
What if I told you guys that the injuries were a lot more serious
than rope burns and abrasions? Yeah, what
what if I told you that tug-of-war can result in
grisly, gruesome amputations?
Oh.
And even death.
They wrap it around their body part.
the most dangerous part of tug of war is the rope snapping because when you get a rope
under strain and stress and stretching with you know tens maybe dozens of people pulling and it snaps
the amount of energy stored up in that rope can literally sever fingers cut off arms kill people
Wait, I don't get the mechanic, so it's under stress, it's being pulled.
There's tons of energy in it.
And then when it suddenly snaps and the energy comes out, it's like a whip, it just recoils.
And everybody's holding it and everybody gets a little piece of the recoil.
And there's so much that it can go through everybody.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, and it's, unless you know what you're doing, unless you really know what you're doing
and are able to calculate how strong the rope is relative to the number of people you have,
you can set yourself up with some really serious injuries.
And, you know, it's kind of ironic.
Up to a certain point, a stronger rope actually presents more danger than a weaker rope
because it's just going to get more energy in it before it snaps.
I like how it's like this episode, hey, we're talking about teamwork.
Guess what, guys.
You should know, like, good job, Ray is going to lead you one of a few ways.
Yeah.
Poop, animals, or, you know, dismemberment.
Grizzly, yeah.
I saw a photo, I saw a photo on Snopes of what.
But this sort of the debunking and fact-verifying website, a photo of like, hey, is this real?
And it is a very grisly photo of a guy on the ground and a severed arm laying next to him.
And, you know, is this true?
Did this guy really lose his arm playing tug-of-war?
And it is, in fact, true.
It is real.
I'm not encouraging you to go seek it out, but you can go find it if you want to.
Karen, this event actually happened in Taiwan in 1997.
there were 1,600 people in like a mass tug of war.
And, you know, mass tug of wars are actually fairly common, particularly in Asia, it seems like.
I don't know, Chris, if you ever witnessed any, but I guess they're big in Japan as well.
They had just, again, too much strain on the rope, and it snapped.
And originally, you know, they thought it was reported as like, oh, it was wrapped around someone's arm and just popped it off.
But no, it turned out it actually was the force of it recoiling severed this guy's arm.
It was horrible, horrible.
There was another incident, again, in 1995.
Two Boy Scouts died.
They were doing a giant tug of war.
It seems to be the common thread, no pun intended, really.
The common thread in these tug-of-war tragedies is large-scale.
Huge numbers of people.
They said it was a nylon rope about the thickness of your thumb.
and when it snapped and whipped back, it hit a Boy Scout.
It just struck him just so hard.
Stop his heart.
Just killed him.
Yeah.
It just killed him.
Yeah.
I mean, so my advice, frankly, is stay away from, you know, poorly organized mass tug of war demonstrations.
Yeah, because even if you're a spectator, who knows where the rope's going to go.
That's the thing.
Yep, that's right.
In organized tug of war, there are organized tug of war.
There are organized tug of war.
of war pro am leagues i guess or whatever right associations yeah they have very strict rules about
things like you can't you can't wrap it around your arm and things like that i mean for obvious
safety reasons so oh here so i did promise i would show chris the uh photo i'm gonna show it to
chris you know it looks like the scene in uh the first star wars movie uh in the cantina
where uh he slices the guy's arm off with the lightsaber it looks it does it does look fake too
you know what i mean like i can see why somebody would write to
Snopes asking to say, is this real?
Right, right, sure.
I'm never going to play Tug Award my whole life ever again.
No.
Oh, man.
Yeah, it was a wake-up call for me, so, yeah.
Maybe that's why it phased out in favor of more elaborate team sports in the Olympics.
When Johan Rawl received the letter on Christmas Day 1776, he put it away to read later.
Maybe he thought it was a season's greeting and wanted to save it for the fireside.
But what it actually was was a warning.
delivered to the Hessian colonel, letting him know that General George Washington was crossing the Delaware and would soon attack his forces.
The next day, when Rawl lost the Battle of Trenton and died from two colonial Boxing Day musket balls, the letter was found, unopened in his vest pockets.
As someone with 15,000 unread emails in his inbox, I feel like there's a lesson there.
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Well, in happier news, in the happier, more uplifting world of team trivia and facts, I have a quiz.
I'm an okay sports person.
I'm not a sports nut.
Colin,
obviously, you are our sports MVP.
You're good.
You're good at sports, though.
I can recall some stuff.
Yeah.
And that is because I watch a lot of movies and play a lot of video games.
But movies, mostly, I love me, a good inspirational sport movie.
And the best thing about those sport movies are the inspirational locker room speech.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
So here, I have a quiz.
Oh, nice.
I have clips that I kind of edited for, for,
I'm going to play the clip of an inspirational locker room speech from a major sport movie.
And you guys write down and tell me what movie it is.
Helps when to identify the actor that will definitely help you.
There will be some clues in maybe their speech that will kind of clue in the story or the circumstances and whatnot.
So even if you didn't, I know Dana's looking at me like, I can only think of one locker room speech, I know.
They're all from Arabud, aren't they?
Oh, just be woof, woof, woof, woo.
So, uh, so here we go.
I'm going to play the clip and you guys write down your answers.
All right.
We're giving you the movie.
Yes, give me the movie.
All right.
Movie.
Here we go.
Number one.
Uh, Lord.
How would be thy name?
May our feet be swift.
May our bats be mighty
May our balls
Be plentiful
Lord I
It's like to thank you
For that waitress in South Bend
Ew
Yeah
All right
What sport movie is this
Chris you say
A League of Their Own
I also said a league of their own
I couldn't remember if it was a league of art or their own
A league of their own.
Everybody is right.
Wonderful.
Of course, that is Jimmy Dugan, played by Tom Hanks.
America's dad.
I like how he slipped in like a weird thing at the end of his speech to this women baseball team.
I'd forgotten about that, frankly.
He's kind of a jerk guy.
He's kind of a sleetball movie.
I saw it when I was a kid and it went over my head.
All right, next inspirational speech, here we go.
And we came here today.
remember six young men and 69 others who will not be on the field with you
today they will be watching you can bet your ass that they'll be greeting their
team with every snap of that football you understand
understand me how you play today from this moment on is how you will be remembered this is your
opportunity to rise from these ashes and grab glory oh selling it actor is easy to yeah easy to
identify but what movie is it
Chris you say it's not this
Rudy? I'm just like Rudy
football? I think my guess is we are
Marshall Dana you're a guess
I said a Matthew McConaughey vehicle
about ghosts who are football players
that is
not that far off it is we are Marshall
Colin is correct
the premise of we are Marshall
it's a true story based on true story it's actually very
sad so Marshall University
their whole football team was on a plane
and there was a plane accident
and all of them died
and so now they have a town
and a whole university morning
and now you have all these other players
who are not on the team
who are not on team
now becoming the Marshall team
and hence there are some clues about
that they were remembering
and rising up from the ashes
it's a very good movie, very inspirational
all right next one
How do we need the fun
We gotta have the fun
Get down
Is losing fun
Is losing fun
No
What are you having fun for
That sounded so familiar.
It's short.
It's true.
Again?
How do we need the park?
We gotta have the bump.
Get out.
Is losing fun?
Is losing fun?
No.
What are you having fun for?
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I got, I got it.
So I guess it's not that happy.
It's not uplifting.
It's inspirational in a way, but not really good it up.
All right, Chris, your answer is the Mighty Ducks.
Quack, quack, quack, quack.
Colin, you say.
Moneyball.
That is handwriting.
Well, I wrote her really fast.
Oh, okay.
Dana.
Moneyball.
It is money ball.
That was Brad Pitt.
Yeah, it took me a moment to.
to place his voice.
Is Brad Pitt in at the end?
I'm like, oh, this sounds like baseball bad.
So I'm like, oh, Brad Pitt, baseball, money ball.
All right.
Next one.
Little clue.
This is a little hard to identify the actor
because his accent is really, really good.
Listen to his speech and maybe you can figure out in context.
Okay.
Great moments are born from great opportunity.
And that's what you have here tonight, boys.
That's what you.
you've earned here tonight one game if we played them ten times they might win nine but not this
game not tonight tonight we skate with them tonight we stay with them and we shut them down
because we can tonight we are the greatest hockey team in the world
what I'm writing is correct, but...
I know the movie, but I'm not sure I have the title, if that makes sense.
Okay.
Answers up.
Chris, you say, the Mighty Ducks.
You should just written The Mighty Ducks.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, great.
Mighty Ducks.
Colin.
Well, this is about the Miracle on Ice game.
Was it just called Miracle?
That's what I wrote.
That's your guess.
Dana.
So that did not sound like Emilio Estimus.
At all, but I put Mighty Ducks.
What else are you going to write?
I was like, that's the only hockey movie.
It is Miracle.
Oh.
Colin is right.
That was Kurt Russell.
Doing his best Canadian accent.
Minnesota.
Oh, Minnesota.
Very heavy accent there.
Awesome movie.
It's about the U.S. hockey game at Lake Placid and Winter Olympics.
Winning against the Soviet Union.
Yeah, it's a very, very iconic sports movie.
Next one.
To me, being perfect, it's not about that.
scoreboard out there.
It's not about winning.
It's about you and your relationship to yourself and your family and your friends.
Being perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didn't let them down
because you told them the truth.
And that truth is that you did everything that you could.
There wasn't one more thing that you could have done.
Can you live in that moment as best you can with clear eyes and love in your heart?
With joy in your heart.
If you can do that, gentlemen, then you're perfect.
I think I know the actor.
Man, what a speech.
Yeah, that one's tricky.
Yeah, that one's tricky.
I'm not sure I know that one.
I'm taking a guess here.
A hint?
Sure.
Big football movie.
Oh, that doesn't narrow it down.
Yeah, big football.
Not professional football.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Was that Billy Bob Thorne?
I'm not going to say.
That's what it sounded like to me.
It sounded like, yeah.
All right.
Chris says, remember the Titans.
Yeah, it's a good one.
I think it was, yeah.
I put perfect, just because.
Because he kept emphasizing the word perfect in his speech.
Dana.
So the TV show Friday Night Lights has a similar locker room speech that they do.
And so I was like, I know that there was a movie.
I didn't watch it.
I don't know of Billy Bob.
So I put Friday Night Lights.
It is Friday Night Lights.
Very, very good speech.
That was Billy Bob Thornton.
All right.
Last one.
There's a little bit a weird inspirational speech because it's weird now.
Oh, weird now.
You'll see what I mean.
Last one.
go.
Quit.
You know, once I was thinking about quitting when I was diagnosed from brain, lung, and
testicular cancer all at the same time.
But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and I won the
Tour de France five times in a row.
But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit.
If a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret
for the rest of their life.
Good luck to you, Peter.
I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.
Oh, man.
What is this?
It's, right, because it's Lance Armstrong and it, oh, what movie?
Talking to somebody.
Yeah, what movie is this?
Spider-Man.
Peter Parker.
Yeah.
It is a sport movie.
The sport is not a very, it is not a very dominant sport.
As you guys write down your answers, I just want to share this one fact.
I was looking over at, like, all the big sports.
movies. Kevin Costner's in so many of them. He's in almost he's in a field of dreams, Bill
Durham, Tin Cup, Tin Cup, Drafting. I was just like, oh my God, it's just all sport movies. All right,
answers up. Chris, you said Dodgeball. I also said Dodgeball. Dana half wrote something down.
That's a good answer. Said that one about the track team?
Oh, I don't know. McFarlane USA. Something like that. No, it is not. It is Dodgeball.
Underdog story
starring, well, I mean, that wasn't starring.
That was definitely Lance Armstrong.
Featuring.
Yeah, featuring.
And Peter was Vince Vaughn.
That was Vince Vaughn's character.
Okay.
Yep, yep, yep.
Good job, you guys.
And that's my...
We did okay.
I like that one.
That's good.
That's good.
Yeah.
Great.
Good job.
Karen, why don't you take this paper and this Sharpie?
Because I have a word game for everybody.
Oh.
There are many sports teams in existence.
Tell us more.
Webster's defines sports team as a group of people united in one single purpose.
So between the NBA and the NHL and the other various sports leagues, like the MLB, and of course the one that I would never forget, the NFL.
NFL, thank you.
There are many professional, you know, top of the, top-of-the-line sports teams, as it were, with four-letter names.
Ooh.
I have taken two each of those teams with four-letter names, just the team, not the city, not the city, but the four-letter team name.
And I've anagrammed them into a word or a phrase, into an eight-letter word or phrase.
Okay.
So I will give you the crazy phrase that I, which is, which are.
also all excellent potential team names. Oh, I see. So it's one, so it's one giant word or phrase. One giant word or phrase. Are they the same kind of sport? No. Oh, so it's a match. They are, they are NFL, NHL, NBA, and MLB teams. Okay. Just those four of only four letters each. There's only a little bit for you to work with. Do they repeat? Do you use like? They do not repeat. They do not repeat. They do not repeat. So,
So, for example, if I were to, if I were to tell you that I was thinking of naming my team, the RAS jams.
The jazz.
Yes.
And the Rams.
The Jazz and the Rams.
They won't all be so easy.
The Razz Jams.
You can use your pen and paper to work out the anagrams.
If you're at home, you may find out.
I'm sitting here like, oh, jazz is going to be one of them.
Yeah, it turns out, guess what jazz anagrams can do.
A fat lot of nothing.
Those two Zs?
I was like, I was like, I wonder what he's going to do with that.
But I'm ready when it comes.
I use it as the example.
A lot of points in Scrabble, not a lot of room to anagram.
You can't even play in and Scrabble because you need a blank letter.
It's not even worth it.
So anyway, you've all got pens and papers.
He can work out the anagram.
So I'm just going to give you the word or phrase,
and you're going to figure out what two, four letter team names.
I have anagrammed into it.
All right.
And if you're,
you could buzz in as soon as.
you've figured it out, yeah.
And, of course, if you're at home,
you will find it a lot easier to do anagrams
if you have a pen and paper with you.
But you can try to do it all in your head.
Some people can do that really easily.
Not me.
Here we go.
Your first phrase, the first sports team
that I'm going to come up with is
best scum.
Best scum.
Wow.
Karen.
Cubs and Mets.
It is Cubs and Mets.
Chicago Cubs Dierkeye.
All right.
Karen is on top of this.
All right.
Here we go.
Your next one?
Best scum.
Best scum.
They're the best scum.
Here's our good team name.
Justness.
J-U-S-T-N-E-S-S.
Justness.
Dana is first.
Nets and the...
Just.
Aaron.
That would be the Sons and the Jets.
The Sons and the Jets.
The Sons and the Jets.
Suns, the New York Jets, absolutely.
A team I named after myself,
White Lad.
White Lad.
White Lad.
Going for two.
Man, it's hard when it's not
like plural.
Right.
That's right. That's right.
Colin.
That is the heat and the wild.
The heat and the wild. Very good. Miami Heat,
Minnesota Wild.
Okay.
And finally, a phrase that just,
describes groups of
Pub trivia hosts.
Nerd sets.
Oh.
Nerd sets.
Dana.
Reds and Nets.
The Reds, the Cincinnati Reds, the New Jersey Nets.
Yes.
Nerds sets.
All right.
You guys are doing pretty good.
Let's step it up.
How about 10 letter phrases?
These are each made up of
anagrams of two five-letter team names
mixed together.
All right.
Here we go.
I should get a doctor to look at these
skin bulges.
skin bulges
Colin
Is that
Eagles
No no not Nix
It doesn't work
No
Sorry I'd realize that's right
Nick's is a six
letter word
That's as I counted in my head
Skin bulges
Looking for
Two five letter
team names. The links and the beuges.
The what? Yeah. The links
and the booges. The links in the booges.
I'll give you, I'm going to give you guys the
more obscure team name that's in here.
Do you want? The city.
What about the cities? Oh, the cities. Oh, that's a very good idea.
The cities are St. Louis and Los Angeles.
Karen?
The kings.
Yes.
And the.
Loubs
You want to help her out there?
That is the Kings and the Blues
The Blues
The St. Louis Blues
That was a little harder
Maybe I should have put that towards the back
Anyway, moving right along for your confidence
The Loobes
That's their minor league affiliate is the Loobes
If I was a musician
Maybe I could lay down some sick bass trills
That's B-A-S-T-R-I-L-L-S
Base trills.
That's right.
That's right.
There are.
Karen?
That is the Bills.
Buffalo Bills and the Stars.
Yes, ma'am.
I don't know what Stars.
The Bill's and the Stars.
All right.
Just two more for you guys.
The less said about this team name, the better.
The Boner Sales.
The Boner Sales.
How do you spell sales?
S-A-L-L-S.
Oh.
So it's a sailor.
team. Yes, indeed. It is a sailing team.
Makes a lot of comedic errors.
Whoa, Karen.
It is the Lions and the Bears. It is the Lions and the Bears. Nice job.
Oh, sales. I got it. I didn't even listen. I was already right at. Got it.
Well, folks, I only have one more for you, but it is possibly this is the team. This is the team that's going to take
at all this here.
It has heart.
And it's, it does that.
It has a lot of heart.
The clock studs.
C-L-O-C-K-S-T-U-D-S.
The clock studs,
the manliest watchmakers
around.
Their mascot is just a
timepiece that is
ripped.
Weird.
Clock studs. Karen,
with those anagrams.
The ducks?
It is the ducks.
I got that one
But what's the next one?
And then the
Oh
The closts
The clots
Yep
It's the clots
Colts
Colts Colts
It's the Colts
The Colts and the Loops
Yeah
The Clots and the Loops
Kings and the Loops
And the Loops and the Loops
Good job all right
We need jerseys
We need sports jerseys
Clots and Loops
Wow I was really good at that
I'm usually really crappy at anagrams.
Oh, you've been practicing, I think.
You're good at teams, because you do other fantasy sports, too.
Yeah.
It's because it's been gamified for you.
Yeah, yeah.
Double gamified.
Yeah, like, they're just faces.
Like, I just...
Faceless lube players.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And Dana, you have one last segment for us.
It's a quiz.
Keep your pad and...
Oh, oh, oh.
Pad and pin.
Don't put that pen away.
So much writing.
There is a lot of writing.
So the other day at Trivia, we got a question about a team.
Yes.
And it was, um, what mode of transportation has a rear admiral, a stoker, and a navigator?
We put down, um, um,
Steamboat. Stokey.
Yeah.
Because we're like, oh, and like the admiral sounds not a hole and navel.
It was tandem bicycles.
I thought tandem bikes were two people.
We misunderstood.
Like, he was saying it was you could call it this or this, I think, right?
They're all the same spot.
Yeah.
It's just different names for the same spot.
It's the second spot?
Yeah.
It's the back person.
Yeah, I looked it up after we got home that day.
But I'm guessing that our misinterpretation,
of this question has led you to crafting something similar.
Yes.
So I will give you positions on a team and you tell me what team sported.
That's what we thought the question was.
And you know what?
Collins going to win.
I think Dan has found some good obscure ones.
Yeah, they're obscure.
They're obscure.
We'll start with an easy one.
Okay.
The roles are chaser, beater, and seeker.
Chaser
Beater
Seeker
Beater
Like egg beater
Like egg beater?
Seeker
And then Seeker like
Seeking
Seeker
Do we draw pictures?
Sure
Yes you get bonus points
for pictures
I'm not keeping score
But you get extra points
If you do it
You ready?
Yeah
All right
Here we go
Chris
He said
Quidditch
Quidditch
Collin says
I put hide and seek
extreme
What does the beater do in
Hide and seek extreme?
Like the last person, the first person,
I guess the first person they get found
would get beaten, right?
Wait, how do you play Hydency?
Yeah, that's how I taught it to play.
And Karen has Quidditch
and she do a beautiful Harry Potter on a broom
and a golden snitch.
It appears to be a tennis ball with donkey ears.
Yes, that's exactly what a
stitches. It's really a
golden tennis ball.
You finally watch the movie?
Yeah, yeah.
Donkey ears.
How about this?
What kind of sports team has
jammers, a blocker,
and a pivot?
Oh my God, it sounds so
familiar.
Jammer, blocker, pivot.
I can give you guys a
hint if you want. Is it real
or not? No, it's real. It's real.
I guess
that's your hint, no?
to distinguish it from the first one
All right
So Chris says
Basketball
Colin says roller derby
And it is roller derby
Wow
Yes that's what it is
Now I was like I watched this in a movie
And I forgot what it was
What about a dummy half
A goal kicker and a first receiver
Dummy
half
first receiver
this is a sport
but it's not
really commonly
played in this country
that's a hint
dummy first receiver
and a kicker
yep
it's a dummy half
a goal kicker
and a first receiver
okay
when and down
when and down
okay
oh yeah I think Karen
we all put
we all put
Australian rules
football.
Is it
Aussie rules football?
It's rugby.
But you guys are close.
It's a similar
shaped ball.
It's a
thank you.
When and down.
Yeah, it's true.
At trivia,
when in doubt,
Aussie rules football.
Yeah.
What about this team?
They have a flyer, a
base, and a back spot.
A flyer, a
base, B-A-S-E.
Yeah.
A flyer, a base, and a
back spot.
I can give you another hint if you want
I'm not sure but this is my best guess
It's not going to get any better than this
Yeah
Huh, okay
All right, let's see
All right
I put cricket and I drew a cricket paddle
It is a nice cricket battle
I put volleyball
Yeah I put what did I put I already forgot
I put high lie
It is cheerleading
Oh.
And they fly.
A flyer, a backspot.
So I thought backspot was kind of like a umpire, like a, like a cricket umpire.
Right. A catcher.
My hint was going to be there's no ball involved.
So what about a bow, uh, coxswain or coxswain and a meat wagon.
I just like the word meat wagon or the phrase meat wagon.
A bow
A coxin or a coxswain
And a meat wagon
All right
I put rowing
I put rowing
I put crew
Commonly known as row
You all are right
Yes
At first I was like oh no
Come and put something else
So one is at the
The front one is the back, and the meat wagon are the, like, people in the middle.
They're all meat wagon.
Not all of them, but, like, three of them are.
They pretty much just rode both.
I like that.
Yeah, they're just the muscle.
They just do it.
That's what I figure it was, like, front back.
That word is spelled like coxswain.
Coxswain.
But you pronounce a coxin?
Coxon.
Oh, interesting.
I listen to a YouTube pronunciation of it.
Hopefully I can rush out, and she did it both ways.
She said, coxon or coxswain.
I think sometimes they just say Cox.
I don't know.
Yeah, they do.
Okay.
All right, let's do two more.
How about in this sport?
The grinder, the rover, and the goaltender.
Grindr, gold tender.
And rover.
Rover.
Goaltender.
This sport also doesn't have a ball.
Oh, goaltender with no.
Grindr, rover, goaltender.
Has no ball.
has no
how many sports are there with no balls
not a lot
team sports
grinder
no ball really threw me for a loop there
gold
gold handing
yeah I mean
unless those are just
this sport only
I feel like has two people though
this is a common sport too
huh
yeah
all right
all right
I put curling
but I feel like that's two
That's only two people per team, I think.
No, I think there's more than two per team.
Oh, okay.
Chris, you said.
Hockey.
I also put hockey, but I wish I had put curling.
It's hockey.
Oh, is it?
Oh, okay.
Good old hockey.
You don't consider a puck a ball, right?
No, no.
In fact, that was why I put hockey.
It was the ball I could think of.
Oh, but I like the way you're thinking on that one, Karen.
Yeah.
And then this is the last one.
So these team members are not on the field, so to speak.
But these are the positions.
They are Lollipop Man, Jack Man, and Fire Extinguisher Man.
Lollipop Man, Jack Man.
And Fire Extinguisher Man.
When I saw Lollipop Man, I was like, yeah, this is going in 100%.
Not on the field.
My mind is just not prepared for this quiz.
Not on...
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Is there a ball involved?
No.
No.
Okay.
Is there a real sport?
Yeah, people would be real mad if you said it wasn't a sport.
That clinches my confidence in my answer that you said that.
Answers up.
All right.
I put Ultimate Frisbee.
I put auto racing.
I put NASCAR car.
Yes, it's the pit crew.
The F1 pit crew for NASCAR.
So the lollipop man holds a sign to be like, oh, this is where we are.
Yeah.
that Jackman, Jack's car up
and fire extinguisher man
stands there with a fire extinguisher
in case the car's on fire
and then the extinguishing
It is true, yeah, auto racing is technically
a team sport, yeah, because you have the whole crew.
As Dana said, a lot of people get mad
if you say it's not a sport.
Oh, yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's why I put Ultimate Frisbee.
I was like, those people get real mad.
When you say it's not a sport.
And I played Ultimate Frisbee.
All right, woo.
All right.
All right.
Hey.
Lollipop Man.
The lollipop man.
I know.
Then the lollipop man comes in and sticks a little bollipop.
Yeah.
Dumbums.
Good luck.
Give it to the driver.
I like how it starts off with very kind of, you know, poetic and metaphorical.
And then it ends up with fire extinguisher man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
The flame go out, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's our episode on teamwork.
Team power.
Good job, everybody.
Thank you guys for joining me.
And thank you guys.
listeners for listening in. Hope you
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You definitely want one to write in, though.
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