Good Job, Brain! - 90: ALL QUIZ BONANZA! #18

Episode Date: December 11, 2013

Oil up your noodle so you can slurp up some quiz time deliciousness. Dana heats up our brains (and meatballs) with "SWEDEN? OR NOT SWEDEN?" Chris has Christmas music on his mind while Karen made a quiz about entertainers solely for the purpose of embarrassing everybody else. Colin dips into wordplay for his "Word in a Word" quiz. And can you identify these famous quotes when slowed down to "witness protection" speed? And witness how we all completely lose it during Dana's segment about processed foods. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to an Airwave Media podcast. Hello, Dynamite, darlings of the Digital Dome. Welcome to Good Job, Brain, your weekly quiz show and offbeat trivia podcast. This is episode 90, and of course, I'm your humble host, Karen, and we are your alluring allegiance of alliterating altruistic alpeckas. Oh, okay. I'm Colin. I'm Dana.

And I'm Chris. Wow. Episode 90, we're creeping it towards 100. Hard to believe. Isn't that weird? Yeah. And of course, this episode today is our all-quiz bonanza number 18. Yay.

So every fifth episode, we do a not really themed show. We just have an all-quiz show, and all of us have prepared quizzes and puzzles to share with each other and share with you guys, listeners. And let's start off the show with our general trivia segment, Pop Quiz Hot Shot. I have here a random trivial pursuit card from the box, and you guys have your barnyard buzzers in hand. Here we go. Blue Wedge for geography. What National Monument in Washington, D.C., was designed by 21-year-old architect Maya Lynn? Colin.

That is the Vietnam War Memorial. Vietnam Veterans Memorial. Okay, sorry, yes. Her design beat out 1,421 other submissions to win the 1981 competition. Actually, there's an Academy Award-winning documentary about her. It's fascinating. It is. So check it out.

Lots of good facts and just about the creative process. All right. Pink Wedge for Pop Culture. What is the title of the person who creates background sound effects for films? Oh, you guys all know this, Dana. A Foley artist? Yeah, Foley artist. They recreate sounds like punches and footsteps.

That was always a fun part of the Universal Studios tour when I was a kid. We'd go take it. And the one thing I remember so clearly is for like, Snow, crunching in snow, they had a bunch of video cassette. Like, they would unwind a whole bunch of videotape, and they just kind of step on the videotape and, like, carpalette videotape is what they would use for snow. Yellow Wedge?

What is the Secret Service codename for Barack Obama? There's three choices, but, oh. Oh, is it, oh, for Barack Obama, so it's not POTUS? No, no, no, no. What are the number? Yeah, what are the choices? It is. Ranger, renegade, or rambler.

Collin. Rambler. Incorrect. Is it renegade? It's renegade, and Michelle Obama's moniker is renaissance. They're usually alliterative. So, Papua, you know, is R. I've looked this up before.

And I was like, oh, they were the R's, but what were the... All right, Purple Wedge, what novel did the New York Times call Dan Brown's best-selling primer on how not to write an English sentence? Chris. I'm guessing it's the Da Vinci Code. Correct. Oh, harsh. Zing.

All right, green wedge for science. What artificial sweetener based on sucralose was introduced in 1999? Dana. Splenda. Last question, orange wedge. What two Volkswagen models are named after four-legged furry animals? Chris. The, no.

I was going to say the beetle, but it's not furry. Nor four-legged. The rabbit. Correct. And I believe they, I don't know if they still make it, but it was the fox. Yeah. Oh, okay. Wow.

Fox and rabbit. Are they, do you know what they look like? Well, the rabbit is very similar to the golf, like that I used to have. Good job, brains. All right. I'll quiz bonanza. Number 18. Who wants to start first?

Oh. All right. I'll kick it off. So I'm going to go to Sweden in a couple weeks. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. They do say yeah and nay. Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do. Yeah. I guess many all quizzes ago, I did Belgium or not Belgium.

Yeah. So this is Sweden or not Sweden. Okay. Oh, man. All right. I'm going to kick it off with. So I'll give you a statement. This is something that really happened in the world somewhere. It may have happened in Sweden. It may have been a different country. You tell me Sweden. or not Sweden. All right. Thumbs up. If it was Sweden, thumbs down if it was not Sweden somewhere else. First question. On Easter, children dress up as witches and go trick or treating on Easter. Yeah.

All right. Colin and Chris say Sweden. Karen says not Sweden. Whoa. What? What? Witches. With the hats and stuff or is a different type of witch?

Like old-timey ladies. The girls do this. That's how it's been explained to me. Crones. And I was like, oh, so it's like trick-or-treating. And I was like, hey, do you have any candy? Like, they just... It's like no big deal if you don't.

But if you do, I'd like something. I might curse you. I don't know. Number two. It's been an independent country since 1499, apart from a brief French occupation between 1798 and 1815. Oh, man. Oh.

I'll say, I mean, there's. so many chances for this to go wrong, but I don't feel like you're going to trick us so early, so I'll say yeah, I have a reason. All right. So Colin and Karen say no, Chris says yes. It is not Sweden. It is Switzerland, which is another

country that people often confuse with Sweden. Oh, okay. When you're driving in this country, there's no right turn on red. Sweden, not Sweden. I'll say, yeah. All right. Colin, Chris say yes.

Karen says no. Yes, it's Sweden. No, right turn on red than Sweden. Really? Driving the left side of the road? No. It's just, you can't. Really?

You just can't do it. Huh. I would have met, yeah. I was guessing counterintuitively. Like, I would hope that they would. On December 24th, a member of the family dresses up as Santa Claus and hands out presents. Typically, on December 24th, that is when presents get handed out, and a member of the family is dressed a Santa Claus when this happens.

I will say, not Sweden. It is Sweden. Oh. Goodness. Is it usually the dad? As often the dad, it could be anybody, though. Little baby, little baby Santa Claus one's a cute.

I just see him looking around. It's like, oh, my whole family is here. Who's Santa? I gotta go. Oh, I got an important call. See you guys. Ring, ring. That was my centiphone.

Yeah, it's not an alter ego. I think the family knows. I'm pretty sure the family's in on it. No, I think you have to pretend that they're Santa while you're doing it. Just humor, Dad. He doesn't know that we know. They include Swarte Pete, Santa Claus's sidekick, in their celebrations. What's the source?

Black Pete. Black Pete. Is that her name? Is that like, it could be a horse? Oh, I'll tell you. It's a person dressed in black face and like a Renaissance. outfit. I know this is real. I don't know if it's in Sweden or not. I'll say, I'll say, okay. I'll take a writer as well.

So Colin Chris say yes. Karen says no. No, it's not Sweden. Oh, it's what country is it? They do it in the Netherlands. They do it in other countries besides the Netherlands, but it's big in the Netherlands. Oh, that won't fly here. Not so much. On average, they have the tallest people in the world. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. That's not. That sounds plausible. You guys are so stereotypical.

It's the Netherlands. It's right next to it. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I would say it is the Netherlands. My other guys would be Norway. They also have tall people. Finland has tall people.

Sweden isn't on the top ten. Oh, really? Interesting. No. Pipi Longstocking is from here. Sure. Yeah. Everyone says true.

Absolutely. It is true. Because there's like a theme park in Sweden. That is immodeled, you know, where Pippi Longstocking lives. My sister and I love Tiffy Longstocking as kids. Me too. She did this thing with the sponges on her feet, and she cleaned the kitchen floor, and I tried that to no more. It doesn't work.

You just squeeze out all the water out of the sponge. Right into your sock. That's all right up in there. Oh, this was a bad idea. idea. She made it look so everything. This monkey I captured isn't helping at all either. I'm making it worse.

Everywhere. Last question. The wristwatch was invented here. Oh. I'm saying no just because Karen was so confident. Yeah. I have a reasoning. My reasoning is Switzerland seems to be where watches come from and swatch and all that.

Yes, you're right. Switzerland. Good. Fantastic. That's where swatch is called swatch. Switzerland watch. Cool. Yeah.

Yeah. Talk so meeket. That I don't know what that is. I mean, thanks so much. Oh, wow. What's the currency? It's a croner. A croner.

It's like a Swedish croner. Sure, yeah, because a few countries have croners. Are they on euro? No. Not on euro. I mean, at least not of six years ago. Oh. We strive to be current here.

Everything we say was at one point true. Within six years, you know, forward or backwards. We're pretty sure we're covered. All right, my turn. And this is a little bit different. I will be asking some generic questions about famous people, entertainers. But instead of you guys buzzing in and tell me the actor or the entertainer name, you need to answer by reciting a famous quote or line once uttered by this entertainer. All right.

do an impression of this entertaining okay get your Michael Jackson impressions right so for example you know if I ask a question

about Oprah and the answer is Oprah I don't want you to say Oprah I want you to say something Oprah would say or in the manner of Oprah

all right okay I just keep you get a car you get a car okay get it all right got it

got it here we go and I want you guys to be really into it too oh okay okay Karen it was yes

it was mandatory Sorry. It's wrong. Enthusiasm slash embarrassment. All right. Here we go. This method actor has once gained 60 pounds to play a boxer, grounded his teeth to play a maniac villain, and worked as a cab driver for a role of a lifetime.

Colin. Are you talking to me? Yeah. Oh, that's good. Very good. Nice. Of course, Robert De Niro. Yes.

Before he won an Academy Award for Best Supporting actor. His first job as an entertainer was as a breakdancer performing with singer Lionel Richie in the closing ceremonies of the 1984 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles. Man, I think I know who it is, but I don't. What does he say? Yeah, it's like a two-step process. You can quote from movies. You have to be like so sure you're right. Yeah.

Why are you talking to act you're wrong? 1984. Did we get a hint? A break dancer. A very memorable Academy Award speech. He won for Best Supporting Actor. Show me the money! Cuba Gooding Jr.

Brick dancer. Brick dancer. Sure. Lionel Richie. I would love to see footage of that. In every movie that, that this actor and writer writes his character's name

always ends in a why like Billy Sonny Bobby Happy Nicky and Lenny Yeah Who wants to do it Yeah

Hanuk Hanuk Adam Sandler You can quote I never noticed that Billy Madison Shampoo is better Yeah so

Billy from Billy Madison Sonny Kofack from Big Daddy Bobby Bouchet from Waterboy Happy Gilmore Nicky from Little Nicky and Lenny which is grownups

The grownups franchise All ends in a Y All right Recently this rapper Described himself As the Sarah Silverman glitch character from Reckett Ralph.

Rapper described himself as Van Lennelopee von Suis, which is Sarah Silverman character that glitched from Reket Ralph. I don't even understand the reference. Like, what... How was he attempting to describe themselves? Like he's like an innovator

and no one believed in him. There's really one answer for this. Yeah. Is it Jesus? Give me a quote, give me a lie. Bush doesn't care about black people. That's a famous quote.

Yes, correct. Kanye West. I was more looking for it. I'm a let you finish. He did famously say that. He also interrupted somebody to say. That is true. All right.

Harrison Ford played his son once, even though Harrison Ford is only 12 years younger than this actor is. Dana. Suck it, Trebek. That's great. The second level. That's the second level.

Impression of an impression. Yes, that is Sean Connery. And Dana was quoting, who was it that? Daryl Hammond as Sean Connery on Celebrity Jeffrey. I believe so, yes. On SNL. I would have accepted shaken, not stirred.

Oh, yeah. That's fine. Second Trebek is probably more fake famous. All right. This actor, down the role of Neo from the Matrix. In the same year the Matrix came out, his

movie, set in the steampunk Old West, came out as well and was universally panned. Oh. It's... The West Philadelphia. Playground is where I spent most Mondays.

You're like, I can keep going. I mean, yes. Yes, it is Will Smith, turn down the role of Neo. Wow. And the year Matrix came out, a Wild Wild West came out. He probably turned it down. Yeah.

They probably wouldn't let him write a song for The Matrix, you know. Yeah. Just a Will Smith, you know, bouncy summer jam. I wonder if he'd still be Agent Smith. Oh, that's true. Yeah. All right. This funny Canadian landed a gig at Toronto's Second City,

the famous comedy improv troupe. The day he graduated from high school, he had his last exam at school at 9 a.m., his audition at noon, and he got hired at 3 p.m. Colin? If it's not Scottish as crap. Not bad. Was it? Yeah, that's from So I married an ex-murter.

Yes, Mike Myers. Mike Myers. Wow. I'm glad you got it because I thought it was Jim Carrey. I was best to be like. You can quote Wayne's World, you know, awesome powers. All right, last one. I think everybody didn't get this.

This entertainer is of African-Canadian and Samoan descent. Oh. Chris? Do you smell what the rock is cooking? Dwayne, the Rock. Johnson. Good job, everybody. That was good.

We're all sufficiently embarrassed. I was going to throw in a Christopher walk-in one. That one's fun to do, though. Yeah, you know, it's crazy. Scooch closer, children. Don't make me tell you again about the scooching. I like the millennium falcon. I've put together a wordplay quiz for you guys called Word and a Word.

And the way this is going to work is I will give you a clue. and a word, and the answer to the clue is contained inside the word I will give you. So let me give you an example here. So I might say this traditional Japanese game is in the word agony. Oh, go. Go. So it's in there, and it's consecutive. The letters are in the middle of the word.

Oh, yes. All right. Okay. So for all of these, it will be a one-word answer, and for all of them, the words are somewhere in the middle, neither at the beginning nor at the end. This sounds easy. Unless the word is like,

let's check it out. We'll see. I had fun putting this together, but I'm not sure how to gauge it. We'll do this lightning round style. So even if it's easy, it's first one to get it, it gets the point. All right, so we'll try and ramp up.

This fearsome, four-legged animal is in the word millionaire. Chris. Lion. Yes, correct. Lion. This goddess is in the word Moniker.

Karen. Nike. Correct. This Academy Award winning movie is in the word gargoyle. Chris. Argo. Argo. Indeed.

All right. We're going to get a little trickier now. Okay. This cheap and popular food is in the word sacrament. Dana. Oh. Chris? Raman.

Ramen. I was like ram. Ram. It's true. I guess you're right. There may be multiple amtes. I thought I spelled that way. I thought it was Mentos.

I can't deny a ram might be cheap and popular. It's true. If I start, you know, man. You don't know everywhere. If I started church, we're having Sacramento. Sacramento. That's great. They'll give you the Mentos, then they carry around the cup of Diet Coke.

The spirit of the spirit of. the Lord's coming out of him. This singer and actress is in the word debauchery. Dana. Share. Share. This Norse god is in the word foreboding.

Dana. Odin. Yes. This upper crust sport is in the word anthropology. I believe that's Chris. Polo. Yes. this unit of measurement is in the word brainchild oh i think you uh chris again inch inch yes right in the middle there

this sweet fruit is in the word bullfight chris fig fig yes throw a silent there at you yeah yeah this country is in the word megalomania Wow. Chris. Oman. Oman, yes, megalomania. All right, and the last one. In fact, this is the one that inspired this whole quiz.

I noticed this. This Tony Award-winning Broadway musical is in the word inevitable. Chris, please. Evita. Evita, yes. All right, word and a word. Good job, guys. That was fun.

Okay. Well, yeah, because you won. Well, yeah. That's why I enjoyed. That's what the fun means, yeah. That's funny. So I got the, when you get the most points more than anyone else, that's all fun. It sucks and you hate it.

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a Christmas album because those mothers sell. So you've got to do it and so a simple quiz for you guys I'm going to give you the title of the Christmas album and you tell me the artist. You do it. You

Do not have to sing in the style of the artist. I give you a reprieve. So I did pick these out because either they're very famous or because there might be a clue, might be a clue in the album title as to who the artist is. There should be some association there. So I'll start you off with a nice, easy softball. Rocky Mountain Christmas. Dana?

This is Daly Pardon? This is not Dali Pardon. Does that be John Denver? It is John Denver, yes. Why? Because Rocky Mountain High was his most famous album. It was a Rocky Mountain Christmas. Okay.

The gift. Oh. Colin. Was this Mariah Carey? No. No. That's the only one. Okay.

All right. Oh. Karen. Whitney Houston. Not Whitney Houston. This was a person who rose to fame on a reality television show. Oh. Carrie Underwood.

Not Carrie Underwood. Kelly Clarkson. Not Kelly Clarkson. Susan Boyle? Susan Boyle. The gift, yes, there we go. All right. You may not know this.

These are special times. This one, there's no hint. Man. This is, it's just a really, really big selling album. I'm wondering if the people at home have heard this. Not Fleetwood Mac. No, no Christmas albums from Fleetwood Mac. This is Celine Dion's Christmas album.

Oh, okay. This one, there is a hint in here. A fresh air Christmas. A fresh air, not Terry Christmas. A fresh air Christmas. Is it Will Smith? It's not Will Smith. Oh, because Bel-A.

Yeah. Oh, it's Beller. Christmas, that would be framed. Fresh air. Fresh air. It is Manheim Steamroll, which all of their, all of their non-Christmas albums are named Fresh Air, then Fresh Air 2, then Fresh Air 3. Guys, okay. Okay.

You've all heard of this, but do you know the artist? A Charlie Brown Christmas. The guy. Colin? I believe that's Vince Coraldi. this is marginally correct what is the exact artist that is credited we've all seen this iconic

thing this iconic album not Henry Mancien is Vince Garaldi it's so the actual artist that is credited for a Charlie Brown Christmas is the Vince Garaldi trio That is a group and that is yeah Vince Garaldi yep Oh a Christmas gift for you

The hint the hint here is Okay, I'm going to see if anybody gets this. The hint here is, this is considered to be not only the best Christmas album ever made. It's at the end of every single top Christmas albums ever lists. It was on Rolling Stones 500 best albums ever made. Beach Boys Brian Wilson calls this his favorite album. It's called A Christmas Gift for You. It's got to be Elvis Presley?

It's not Elvis Presley. It's not, it's not. Justin Bieber. It's not Justin Bieber. So a Christmas gift for you, and this is a really interesting, the artist is Phil Spector, the Wall of Sound, you know, producer, and it's a lot of like, you have heard this album. This album, all those iconic songs of like girl groups of the 50s, 60s, the Ronettes do sleigh ride and there's like, ring, ding ding, ding, like that recording of it and other songs off this album are like, they are used as the iconic 1950s. Christmas songs. Okay.

This next one has two answers. Two very, very big, very big albums with the title, Merry Christmas. Karen. Mariah Carey. Mariah Carey is one. Yes. Colin. Elvis Presley?

Not Elvis Presley. Elvis Presley does not appear in this question. Okay. All right. I'll stop asking. Even though he does have one of, if not the biggest, if not the biggest Christmas album. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

They eventually changed the name of the other album called Merry Christmas to White Christmas. Karen. Bing Crosby. Yes. Yeah. Huh. Merry Christmas, Straight to you. Straight is spelled S-T-R-A-I-T.

Oh. Colin. George Strait? George Strait. Yes. Dyer Street. This inspired this because I saw that vinyl like at a used music store. They brought up the Christmas vinyl.

And I'm like, this is the stupidest. Okay. They went with the first idea they had. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Snowed in, who released the Christmas album, Snowed in. Oh, not like Edward Snowden. No, not like Edward Snowden. I would buy this Christmas album.

We can't get the door open. Michael Boubley? Not Michael Booble. Oh, that's a good one. It's, oh, hey, I can give you some hints. Yeah. It is a musical group. Uh-huh.

Three brothers. Dana. Jonas Brother. Not the Jonas Brothers. Like a little older. Henson. Yes It's the Christmas album of Hanson

Dana knows her True little brother bands Christmas Interpretations Christmas Interpretations Christmas Interpretation Sounds super pretentious Doesn't it just Miles Davis

Not Miles Davis Are you saying Miles Davis is pretentious No I was saying I just said it I made of music of jazz With the interpretations This is the Christmas

album of Boys 2 Men Christmas This interpretation. The first and last time, Miles Davis and boys to men. And finally, what a wonderful Christmas. Dana. Net King Cole? Not Matt King Cole.

Colin. Louis Armstrong. What a wonderful world. Oh, I was almost there. Christmas. Yes. Very good. There's your Christmas album.

There's your Christmas album right there. I don't listen to Christmas. Yeah. I don't know if you could tell. I was just like, oh, I know Mariah Carey. That's it. Okay, I have a kind of a short quiz for you guys about processed foods. Oh, yeah.

Our favorite kind. Yeah. As I was writing it, I was like, oh, these are things I would put in the bunker in the 50s, maybe, or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They would probably last a really long time. All right, we'll start out with the king of processed food spam. Yeah. The original name for spam.

was what? Oh. Karen. Isn't it not spiced ham? Yes, Hormel spiced ham. Oh, oh, okay. Oh, yeah, I knew it was... And it was renamed to Spam, and the guy who suggested Spam combined spiced and ham.

What's the official reason Hormel gave for naming it Spam? What does that Spam stand for? So it fits on the tin. No, no, no. Did they say it stands for something? Something that's not spiced ham. They named it something else. Like S-P-A-S.

Super, super processed ass meat. No, the last, you almost had it. Oh, almost. Spiced. What a shoulder? Process. Kind of pork. Shoulder pork and ham.

Oh, shoulder, pork, and ham. Yeah. It doesn't stand for that and we spa. I know. Who suggested ass meat on the survey? Why did we? Wrote it in such a large hunt. How much did we pay for the survey?

All right. Teng, the orange flavor. drink powder, was Tang invented in the 40s, 50s, or 60s? Oh. Colin. I will say 60s, because I know it's associated with the space program. I thought it was made for the astronauts. No, that is not true.

I thought so, too. He's got a lie. I admitted in 1957, and it was marketed in 1959. So, like, right there. But it was popularized by the astronauts. Which astronaut is most closely associated with Tang? Yes. Neil Armstrong.

Nope. Another one. Louis Armstrong. Nope. Virgil Gus Grissom. Nope. Is that the actual? No.

It is. Yeah, it is. John Glenn. Oh, okay. John Glenn is. But Tang was developed just because it's a low-cost orange drink, right? It wasn't developed for the space. It was not developed for, but it's not like astronaut ice cream or something.

It's not astronaut juice. It's. That's something else entirely. It contains very. little astronaut these days. You don't have to squeeze too many astronauts. The cost, I mean, in the 50s, they didn't have astronauts. There's no juice and tang.

There's no juice. Oh, I don't think so. It's powdered. It's like a powder. Perhaps it's a juice flavor. Yeah. But it is powder. There may be beaver secretions.

There are all there. Various other secretions. Okay, Ovalteen. Uh-huh. Oh, it's the best. It originated in what European country? Oh. Switzerland.

Yes. Yes. I have a fate. I don't know if this is right, but my association is Nestle made ovaltine and Nestle as a Swiss company. Yeah. I don't think I got it right for the wrong reason. Okay. We can find out really fast.

Yeah. Wait, don't look. I'll look. Because I have more. There's more. There's more ovalteen. More ovalteen. Don't look up facts about ovaltine or else it's.

Whoa. It's made from blood. Yo, I can see that. Yeah. Irony. No. Ovalteen is a registered trademark of associated British foods. Nestle acquired the rights later.

Oh, okay. So they're connected. Right for the wrong reason. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. I'm still right. Ovalteen. Its original name was Oval Maltine, a combo of two of its main ingredients.

What were they? Oh. Eggs, I'm guessing. Uh-huh. Oh, like, oboes. Malted milk. Yes. Wow.

There's eggs. Eggs in there? They were like, oh, it's a food replacement or a meal replacement kind of drink. I always wondered. I just thought it. Huh. Yeah. Oval.

Latin for egg, yeah. It's kind of weird now. Whatever, man. I'm still going to drink it. It's still tasting. It's good. In the 1930s and 40s, two famous U.S. children's radio shows were sponsored by old tea. One was Captain Midnight.

The other was, what? Little Orphan Annie. Yes. Oh, yes. That's the decoder ring thing. From a Christmas story, yep. Yeah, and then do you know what their code usually ended up being? Be sure to drink your Ovalteen.

If you rearrange letters in Ovalteen, it also spells Vital One. Vital one. Yeah. All right. Some conspiracy theory. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, they used it in their heads. Kids are like, what?

Mom, I think I'm the vital one. I need some Oval Tine now. Other anagrams of Oval Tine. Okay. Oh. A violent. Oh, sure. Not alive.

Funny, they didn't focus on that one. Because vital one and not alive are antonym. Yeah. Close it out with a delicious, delicious product that has a lot of preservatives in it. All right, we've done Tang, we've done Ovalteen, we've done spam. What could be the last processed food? The last one is cheese whiz. Cheese whiz.

The quintess. essential process food. Spray cheese. Yep, you're right. Oh, man. Well, Cheese Whiz is the jarred stuff. You're thinking easy squeeze. Oh.

Or easy cheese. They also had squeezed cheese. Squeeze cheese. Which is really, yeah. Wait, so what? Cheese is a very rhymable word. Yeah, believe it or not. Yeah.

So, Cheese Whiz originated in 1952. And it's a, you know, it's a delicious cheese product. It's described as a cheese product. It certainly is the color of cheese. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. It's a cheese.

sauce, right? It's like a liquid cheese. Yep. A liquid cheese. So besides being a food product, you could also use it. To disinfect foods. To grease the skits on your yacht. For other purposes. Should I have

you guests or should I just tell you? Wow. I can't. Go for it. Personal lubricant. You know what? Probably. It's not on this list, but. Condition leather. Anti-freeze.

No, I wouldn't put that in the car. Probably wouldn't. I think that would be a mistake. Floor racks. Preventing corrosion on tools. You know what? Maybe. So a stain remover.

You can remove green stains from and wash clothes as usual with Cheese Whiz. What? Okay. No. Yeah. All right. A hair conditioner. You can rub it into your hair.

Leave it out for half an hour and then shampoo and rinse thoroughly. And it does something with your... Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's cheese, but it's... I'll never tell But didn't we have Colin had that segment A couple of episodes

Oh yeah A touch of yogurt A look of buttermilk shampoo Cheese whiz Maybe she's born with it Honey you look fantastic You want to get some nachos? Yeah

I just want to stand still Just wait a moment And then finally You can use cheese whiz If you run out of shaving cream well why why were you putting shaving cream on your nachos in the first place to shave to shave

these are pro tips these are pro tips yeah these are hints from Halloween someone's just in their house being like what else can I guarantee you I absolutely guarantee you that if you're using cheesewoods to shave you are a single dude

you are a single dude but you know what at least you're shaving you're trying yeah maybe you'll meet some lovely girl who conditions her hair

with it and you guys can just really save on your on your grooming products just live it up yeah

it's one big jar in the bathroom why is there cheese-miss in your bathroom oh it's a family so worry family-sized

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Colin, suck it to us. All right, talk to you. We can get a little experimental here. We're going to explore the quiz space. This is an audio-based quiz based quiz based around famous quotes. So I'll be playing you clips of people speaking, and you'll be asked to identify who is the person speaking. Well, we get this in trivia. We do.

We get this in trivia a fair amount. And sometimes they're pretty easy. Sometimes they're really obscure. So the twist with what I'm going to do, though, is that all of these clips have been slowed down to three-quarter speed. So they're going to sound a little distorted. So we can't tell the voice. Yeah. So it's going to strip.

Well, it's funny. We'll see from person to person. Results may vary. Okay. So we'll start off with an easy one here. And so again, you guys tell me who is speaking. All right. I'm really happy for you.

I'm going to let you finish. But Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time. Everyone. Kanye. Sounds like a witness protection program. It really does. It really does. All right, here we go.

Next one. There are next door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska. Whoa. Chris and Dana. Sarah Palin. It is Sarah Palin. Slowed down to three quarters.

Like a drag, you know, like a male voice. It has interesting effects, yeah, whether it's a man or a woman, for sure. All right, here we go. Next one. Who is speaking? My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children.

Jeez. Whoa. Chris. That is the ever-charming Mike Tyson. Yes, that is Mike Tyson apparently threatening to eat Lennox Lewis's children. He later apologized for that, yes. That sounds even scarier. Yeah.

But it still has a little element of Mike Tyson in there. Yeah, a little lip. All right, going back a little bit for this one. one, who is speaking? Today, in the world of freedom, the proudest boast is I'm be leading. Chris. John F. Kennedy. Yes, that is John F. Kennedy, his famous address.

I am a jelly donut. Wow. One more here, a little more recent on this one. All right. A little bit. When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it, and didn't inhale, and never try to begin. Dana, said Bill Clinton? That is Bill Clinton.

Yes. Didn't inhale. How do you know that you didn't like it? I didn't like it. I didn't inhale. Which is it, Bill? Wow. Yeah.

It does sound like his witness protection. Improven. I see like blurred faces. Last one, we'll close it out here, guys, doing well. This one's quite recent. Okay. I've tried to wrap my head around, like, I guess, what a normal person thinks about the performance. And I can't really understand where the shock comes from.

I know that sounds crazy. This sounds like a man. Miley Cyrus. That is Miley Cyrus. Oh, wow. Yes, on the Ellen show. talking about how she can't see the controversy over her VMA's performance. That was like a man.

Funny. Wow. Sounds like Buffalo Bill. It does. It does. It does. It does sound like Buffalo Bill. Yeah.

All right. Well, good job, guys. Very weird. All right. And that's our show. Thanks to you guys for joining me and thanks to you guys, listeners, for listening in. Hope you learn now you can use CheeseWiz for every grooming need, every hair need you have. Just buy a big old family-sized tub and stuff in your bathroom.

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