Good Job, Brain! - Fun-Size Mini Show: William Fakespeare

Episode Date: May 7, 2013

WE'RE ON SITE! We had a bit of a scheduling conflict this week because we made it to the PUB TRIVIA GRAND FINALS. So please enjoy this little fun-size episode featuring our pal, William Fakespeare... and see if you can identify the lyrics line by line! (Sadly, we did not win first place. Close, but no cigar. We're sad pandas.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to an Airwave Media podcast. Welcome, Wise, Cracking, witty, Winsome Wizards. You're listening to Good Job Brain, your weekly quiz show and off-beat trivia podcast. I'm your humble host, Karen, and we are your podcasting pack of, pub problem pursuers. I am Chris. I'm Colin. I'm Dana. We actually are taking

a break this week from recording our usual full episode. Why, as you can tell, or as you can hear, we are on site today for the pub trivia finals, the Bay Area Brainstormer Pub Trivia

extravaganza, something. It's loud. Yes, it is loud. So we're on site at Elfa and Castle Pub here in San Francisco, and it's like Chris said, it's the best of the best teams in 16 different cities in this area compete for the Grand Championships. Sadly, it falls on the day we usually record an episode, so we're actually not going to record our full episode, and hopefully we will win. I really want to win. I really, really, really want to win. We don't come to lose. No. So we don't want to leave you.

guys empty-eared, so what I am going to do, I'm going to bring back our special guest, William Fakespeare from episode 55, and we're going to have him recite a little diddley for everybody, and I hope you guys enjoy, and I hope we win. Yay! Zounds! Rebecca! Witness her backside. he's brimming with heft the maiden resembles a hollet of nimble sharp-tongued knaves alas i know not of these men and wherefore they pall the jiglots shall be mistaken filth and heron no less for the rump tis herculean how spherical the globes protrude no pray tell her sanguine fluid flows from more I desire for dazzling damsel deriers.

I dare not deceit. Mine kinsman shan't renounce such fact. Whence the day-made saunters, such petite, corseted stem, yet glutteous orbs of flesh intrude thine visage. Mine bulge, bounced and bounded. back-end block, robed in frock, mine heart stalk, mine eyes gawk, O, non-parreled maiden of mine, a portrait must capture thine grace, The brotherhood cast and cry caution, yet affects thine absolute ass makes I quiver with rapture.

Oh, soft-seated skin of thine! so desires a setting in mine carriage of fine ravage me ravage me ravage me wenches against the art unmatched they prance in parlors i notice but actions of love are hopeless she hath perspire hath loin on fire a racing stallion without tire i chide ho-hum gazettes that state, people plead for plainer posterias. Give me leave to ask those of ebon armor. She bears such sweet dough, o flesh. Hark, mine brothers. Aye. Mine brothers. Aye. Hath thine made a round rear of real remark? Aye, aye, aye. Do implore the ladies to flit, float, and flutter. Allow those glorious globes to spin with splendor, O sweet cherished of mine! O sweet cheeks of thine!

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