Good News York by Growth Mode Content - GNY EP.97 | Sam Bender from Peaks Coffee Co. + Mystery Mail Unboxing...

Episode Date: September 22, 2025

Unboxing Undeliverable USPS Packages | Mystery Mail Haul In this episode, the hosts dive into an intriguing and somewhat surprising aspect of the US Postal Service. They explore the concept of purchas...ing undeliverable packages that the USPS auctions off. Highlighted in the episode is the excitement and curiosity surrounding these mystery packages as the hosts open one to reveal its contents—a clear plastic iPad case. The concept is compared to buying impounded cars at auctions, with the added element of surprise due to the unknown nature of the packages. 00:00 Introduction to Undeliverable Packages 30:17 Unboxing the Mystery Packages 31:05 Exploring the Contents 31:41 First Item Revealed 32:13 Conclusion and Review

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Starting point is 00:00:41 and Unirold's 50th anniversary summer specials. Hey, folks, welcome to Good News. York. I'm Matt Major from Growth Mode content. Happy Monday to you all. Joining us is my extra spiky-haired friend today. I feel like you must have got a new bottle of gel or something. No, not a new bottle of gel, but I think my hair's just growing back. Mikey B. in the house today.
Starting point is 00:01:11 A little more spiky. Yeah, Mike. And joining us talking about waking up here is the man that helps us do it. Mike, go ahead and interviews our fantastic guest. Our guest is. He said intervous. I like that. Inervoose.
Starting point is 00:01:26 For a second, I thought I said induce. He's pregnant. We got to wait for these 10-7 meters and then we'll get going here. From, wow. A wild podcast. What is happening? Peaks Coffee Company, P-E-A-K-S, Peaks Coffee Company, the great Sam Bender. Sam Bender's here, guy.
Starting point is 00:01:42 Hey, everybody. Come on. And Sam, I feel really guilty because you know our assistant Amanda who booked you on the show. You guys are alarmingly close, so close that you constantly flip each other off. And I love that. She always told me you were close by. You're right. You're right down off carrier circle, correct? Yep.
Starting point is 00:02:02 So we're on the corner of Thompson and Boss Road. It is technically close to the public. But if you give us a message, feel free to drop by. But yeah, it's less than five minutes from me. All right. That's incredible. Good start. That's incredible.
Starting point is 00:02:14 So we mentioned coffee a little bit, but why don't you go ahead and just kind of give us the story and the spiel of what exactly you do in the coffee world and how you got there? Yeah. So I am the owner of Peaks Coffee Company. We've been around since 2015. I've worked in coffee now going on 11 or 12 years. Oh. I started off as a little bit of a passion. project, just something to do, to get to know an industry that I was working in a little
Starting point is 00:02:46 better during college. I was in school to be a nurse, unfortunately got hit in the head real hard. Damn. Playing soccer, I was a collegiate athlete. Nice. So, I scramble with my brain a little bit, but I was working in coffee at the time. Ever since, like, 2015, I've been roasting, sourcing coffee. It's come to the point that we have a 4,000 square foot roastery.
Starting point is 00:03:09 I employ five people. That's awesome. We roast coffee nationally as well now. So we have coffee in just about every state in some aspect. Wow. We have a big national client and we're working towards getting a couple more. That's incredible. It's gone from roasting a couple hundred pounds a year to well over 100,000.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Jeez, congratulations. That's incredible. And that's, I think when people first hear this, they think, oh, it's a cool local coffee shop. And those are awesome. Sure. But no, he's kind of the person behind the scenes of coffee across the country, it seems like. It's pretty awesome. At least for like our local region, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:48 I think we're the only national roaster. And if there's another one of the roasters in the area that does national, it's like, you know, kind of a micro smaller roaster. Sure. Feel free to correct me. No harm. No harm, no foul. So let me ask you, how do you get an opportunity like that? How do you get a massive client to choose you as their,
Starting point is 00:04:08 partner to make their coffee for across their country. Yeah. So, funny enough, we didn't do anything for it. Okay. We used to have, this was like two or three years ago, we used to have these canned coffees. It was called Snap Chilled. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:22 And it was quickly fresh, well, wow, I can talk. Flash chilled iced coffee, basically. Okay. A associate at, I was named the company Home Goods, brought it into the buyer's meeting, said, I really like this. would be interested to see if they'd be interested in working with us. She passed the samples around.
Starting point is 00:04:42 They drank it. They really liked it. They reached out to us and were like, we'd love to buy coffee. How did it happen into their hands to start with? Just, yeah, pure chance. Just associate just buying coffee online. Wow. That's like back in the day, you know, when bands would,
Starting point is 00:05:02 bands always had this idea that like someday someone's going to see us or we're going to hand our CD to them and they're going to take it to the record later. And no one ever was found that way. Or very few. Never actually happened. And you're the coffee version of that. That's phenomenal. What's funny is when I got the original email from the buyer that we still work with,
Starting point is 00:05:19 I thought it was spam. Sure. Of course you did. I totally ignored it for like a week and a half. And I was like, I'll just respond. Maybe it's not spam. And then the buyer was like, oh, I'd love to set up a meeting actually. And then like when the meeting actually happened, I was like, oh, this is actually real.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Oh, for like a, yeah. Yeah. That's amazing. I love that story. Let me ask you the first time they come to meet with you in person, and I don't know, maybe a lot of this is all done over phone or whatever, but I'm assuming at some point they come to meet with you in person, you've got to serve them some coffee, right?
Starting point is 00:05:49 They actually don't come in person. Really? At no point, really? There's actually very, very strict rules to working with national clients. Really? Because it can be considered trying to persuade them to purchase more. So you have a lot of very strict rules. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Yep. But we still talk to our buyer quite frequently. We still have, like, we do Zoom calls. So I'm just picturing that meeting, you know, that moment where they just have a regular casual business meeting with you and you offer them a cup of coffee. Yeah. But really, that's your whole everything right there. That's how they feel about it. What the buyer's team actually does is they actually sneak some bags.
Starting point is 00:06:20 I see. As far as I know, they sneak bags from one of the warehouses so that they can have it in office. So that's what our buyer does. That's phenomenal. That's incredible. That's phenomenal. You talk about sourcing, right? Which, you know, growing up, it was like there's coffee in bags.
Starting point is 00:06:37 You put it in the pot. Now you hear more about this when you have, you know, companies like yours. You start from the ground up. What's that process like for sourcing and like how in depth is it? Yeah. Is this stuff come from? Yeah. Excuse me.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's like any sort of product that like my parents might have seen. My parents don't drink, but like beer used to be just beer. Sure. And now you have all these different types of beer. Oh, yeah. Or all these different types of wine and different makers and everything.
Starting point is 00:07:06 So for us, one of the things that we decided was we wanted to work as closely with farmers as possible. We wanted to try to rotate our coffees, especially the ones that are single lot, single farm as frequently as possible. So we always have a new offering, something new, something fresh. And we wanted to roast coffee that was fun. Roast coffee that we also enjoyed that people could enjoy by them. or enjoy with their friends and family. So for us, that led us down a pretty big, or for me at least, that read me down a pretty big rabbit hole. And then in 2017, I like took a, took me and one of my former staff members
Starting point is 00:07:50 to Columbia for a week where we went with one of our friends, one of the people that we worked with to all these different farms, some of which we still use to this day. Really? Yep. I'm hoping actually to bring some of our staff members in the next year or two to a different country, whether it's going back to Columbia again or another region. But coffee only grows between the tropics of cancer and Capricorn. We have the lucky ability to grow some coffee in Hawaii, but it's extremely expensive. They've tried growing up. It's called Kona. It's usually pretty expensive.
Starting point is 00:08:24 They've tried growing coffee in California. It's okay. It's not the best. New York State will never be able to grow coffee. It's just a matter of the temperature, right? Is it the whole deal? Temperature, altitude, microclimates, the amount of rain, moisture we get.
Starting point is 00:08:38 It's like the finger lakes with wine. You know, it's like they make red wine, but they'll even tell you like our red wine's not going to stack up against Napa Valley, right? But, you know, their white wines are good. Yeah, there's a different depth. Yeah. So, yeah. So, you know, if nothing else, get into the coffee business for the fucking business trips.
Starting point is 00:08:58 Yeah, right? Columbia, Hawaii. It's pretty cool. I mean, that is amazing. Columbia is extraordinarily beautiful. It's actually a lot safer than people think. And it's, you like, you go, it's the same thing. Like, I recently came back.
Starting point is 00:09:12 I took a little trip to Iceland. I don't take many vacations. Wow. It's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. I don't take many vacations because I'm a business owner. Sure. But it's like, oh, that is incredible and the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Yeah, I'm going to remember this the rest of my life. Did you go to Finland, just to go to Finland? Or is that part of the coffee world? Oh, no, I went for a vacation. I'm a pretty outdoorsy person. I love photography. I love fishing. I love hiking.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Nice. So all those things kind of wrapped in with Iceland, so that's where I want. That's, that's, that's kind of, Finland. It was Iceland. Sorry. So when you're sourcing these things, and you talked about trying to have like a variety of different things, I assume some of these flavors and things that we're
Starting point is 00:09:50 talk about just come with how you roast it, maybe longer or something like that. But also, I'm assuming there's also different beans and all that. right is that case yeah so the the easiest way that I try to break it down because most people have had a glass of wine before sure wine has roughly 200 flavor compounds so 200 different things that you can put together to taste I see coffee has 2,000 and growing yeah wow yes um in fact something that uh our director of coffee her name is non she's really really excited about she's uh this past year really started to help me with green buying um she wanted to buy what's called co-ferments. And co-fermented coffee is where you take green coffee and you ferment it because
Starting point is 00:10:33 there's a fermentation stage the same thing with wine with fruit. So probably early next year, unless we decide to do it for Christmas, which I don't know yet, we'll have a watermelon flavored coffee. Wow. It tastes like watermelon jolly ranchers. And then... Oh, my favorite jolly ranchers. And then a peach fermented coffee, so it will taste like peach rings. This is, this is blowing my mind. Yeah. So a lot of times the coffee comes, the flavors in coffee come from the altitude, the region it's grown, and the variety. And then in the fermentation stage, you can do other things to adjust the flavors. We really try to have a wide variety from really, really, really comforting coffees that are really easy drinking,
Starting point is 00:11:16 really chocolatey or really carmally kind of things to something that's really, really, really adventurous and really crazy tasting so that if there's a person out there that's like I want my coffee to taste like a fruit bomb like a fruited sour like beer they can have it so that's where we're headed that's crazy are you in the like the latte espresso game as well is that all part of it yeah so we don't have a cafe ourselves we only do wholesale roasting right now um or online you can buy our coffee online i personally just like black coffee or espresso um some of our staff members like lattes or cappuccinos, but that's just what I go for, but if you do it right, you don't need to put anything in it. Correct.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Yeah. So if I, if I went to a new cafe and I'd never been there before and I didn't have much time, what I probably would order would be an espresso and a cappuccino. It makes sense. So I'd get, I get a mix of like, okay, is there espresso good and is there milk beverage good? Because usually a milk beverage is pretty, like, a temperature I can drink pretty quickly. Sure. Versus, like, waiting on a hot coffee because I like, I don't really like hot coffee.
Starting point is 00:12:16 I like, lukewarm coffee. Okay. I'm lame. See, this guy, you can tell this guy is a connoisseur of his industry because it's the same way. Like, when I go to an Italian restaurant, I try their meatball and I try their red sauce. Like, it's in its purest form. If you know if that tastes good, the rest of it. Please bring me a sample of your meat bowl.
Starting point is 00:12:34 I want one meat bowl with one piece of legw. Before I proceed with my order. Yes, and then maybe I... I require a tasting. No. Bring me your finest sauce. In a thimble. But, no, but you.
Starting point is 00:12:48 But you, you're tasting a black coffee or espresso, that's in its purest form. And that's probably, I'm assuming, how you would know. Yeah, and I'd get a good idea of what the coffee tastes like or how well the baristas prepare it. Yeah. That's incredible. So on that note, as you mentioned, how the baristas prepare it, I'd like you to tell us out of all the different ways that somebody can make a cup of coffee at home, not necessarily in a cafe. But at home, you know, you got your pour overs and your French presses and your curigs and all these. things. What is the best way to make a cup of coffee for yourself? Unless you're super nerdy and want to get
Starting point is 00:13:26 into like grind size and temperature and all of those things, just make drip coffee. Okay. Oh. A drip coffee. On average, not all drip coffee makers, but some drip coffee makers have better technology and better heat transfer to be able to keep the brew bed, as we call it, where the coffee, the slurry, the coffee and the water are together. Okay, at a proper temperature. And as long as it's close to being done, you maybe give it a little swirl. It will have a flat brew bed and you should have a really good cup of coffee. Wow.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Every time. There it is. You know, and another thing you have going in your favor, too, is I get these random emails from like men's health type blogs and stuff like that. Because I'm getting older. It keeps more and more, they keep talking about studies where it's like, hey, you know, turns out coffee really isn't that bad for you. It's actually really high in antioxidants. Yeah. Very, very high anti-accidents.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Especially with how pure it is in the way that, like, you know, the way that you do it. What about when you talk about what's in coffee, of course everybody talks about caffeine, right? And people rate, you know, Starbucks has X level caffeine and things. Is there a way, how do you, like, test for that or even know what's up with that? Tell me if I'm wrong.
Starting point is 00:14:39 I want to jump in. Sorry. This is, like, the one thing I remember from working at a coffee shop, and you can dispel it. The darker, the bean, the less caffeine? No. Fuck, my whole life is a lie, man. Every rhyme anyone's ever taught you is just complete nonsense.
Starting point is 00:14:53 Part of caffeine is extraction. How much you actually, how much soluble you actually pull out of the coffee so you can get a caffeine reader. As far as I understand, and maybe I am wrong. But there's about equal parts in light roast and dark roast. However, dark roast, you technically use more beans because it weighs less. So they tend to say dark roast has a little more caffeine. Then from there, you can get into the different varieties. of coffee.
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Starting point is 00:16:58 When you have decaffeinated, is that a different bean or is that part of your process? Nope, that's just a process. So we use one called Athelacetate. Ethelacetate is a chemical compound that you can find in beer, bread, wine, etc. There's Swiss water process, there's mountain water process. I think there's a couple other ones as well off the top of my head that I can't think of. But all you're doing is basically removing caffeine. The bean looks different.
Starting point is 00:17:25 It roast a little different. But it ends up with like 99% of the caffeine. So you do that before you roast? Yes. Way before we roast it. Kind of wash the caffeine out of it. Essentially, yeah. I ask a lot of people this in their industry.
Starting point is 00:17:37 How do you stay up to date on like all the, because, you know, innovation is happening. Oh, my God. I'm so bad at that. I'm so bad. Doesn't that sound like it? I mean, you're... Yeah, because it, especially considering the past like year and a half with tariffs and other things hitting us, like, it's been a huge hurdle and a huge challenge to sort that out. My whole job, basically the past two or three years has really become like, I've become more of a boss than I have like a roaster.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Yeah. Had to. Because I've had to. Because now I have staff members. Our business has grown probably like 40, 50 percent in the past like two or three years. So, thanks. To the point that, like, it was just me, like, doing three years ago, and now it's like, oh, there's people.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Right. It's a whole different world, right? It's a whole different world. That's right. I got to pay my employees. Yeah. I forgot about that. A big part of my job has been just keeping up with the demand for green coffee
Starting point is 00:18:29 from our national client, other people. So when you say green coffee, what do you mean by that? Yes, unroasted coffee. Oh, okay. Unroasted coffee is green. It literally looks green. Huh. I probably should have brought some, but I did.
Starting point is 00:18:41 And, and, when you say demand for that, so they're buying that, I guess you'd sort of say that almost raw coffee to roast themselves? No, we're buying that. Oh, I see. I see. So we started like maybe two or three. So your demand for products.
Starting point is 00:18:54 So like two or three years ago, I think we were only roasting like 40,000 pounds. Can you smoke it? Different type of green, buddy. Yeah, no, that won't work. I did actually try that on a cast iron skill. That's like the first way I roasted. It was terrible. You walked some we could run.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Thank you. Welcome. But now we're up probably hitting 100,000 pounds or more. So our, our need for green, and with no cafe too. So like it's kind of great. So our need for green coffee has gone up exponentially, which means my job has changed quite a bit from just buying what we need to forecasting into the future to buy, especially with other things that are happening tariffs. We have a lot of changes at origin from origins getting warmer and more and more diseases. So it's harder to find the same quality coffee over the years. And then on top of that, like I've passed off recently, like I said,
Starting point is 00:19:46 non-our-director of coffee is helping me do a lot of green buying. She's starting to do the single origin buying. So she's kind of getting all the samples. You get a little 50 gram samples. Sure. Of green coffee to test and buy. She's been doing all of that so that she can kind of approve that. And I'm just like, works for me.
Starting point is 00:20:03 I'm guessing one of the ways that you kind of battle the tariff thing is to buy as much as you can in advance before tariffs. hit or as they're changing or whatever, right? But how long in advance can you buy it? Like, how long does coffee last? Right, right. Before you can use it. Yes. So every origin is different. That's kind of the downfall. Gotcha. Some origins last longer, like lower grade coffees, less quality, um, tend to last longer. Higher grade quality coffees. So like really bright floral Ethiopian coffees or Kenyan coffees, for example, it's like, you, I want to get rid of them in two to three months or you'll notice a flavor change.
Starting point is 00:20:42 Wow. Is there an absolute best? I mean, Columbia seems like it would be the easy answer, but in your opinion is what's like the best region for coffee? I don't have a particular region that I love, but I will actually vote Columbia. Columbia is really cool because Columbia and Kenya happened to fall in a certain part of the equator where they flower twice, so they have two harvest per year. on top of that the microclimates within
Starting point is 00:21:10 Columbia create so many different flavors so you could have on one like we actually did an experiment with a former farm where one side of their mountain it happened that the varieties were pretty similar of the product so it was a perfect test one side of it was really really chocolate and on the other side it was like really bright cherry and really floral that's something that's incredible
Starting point is 00:21:34 It was super cool. It was super cool to be able to get both lots and test those. And this was, I don't even know how many years ago this was. Oh, my God. We did like a Columbia tasting series. We were at three or four different Colombias that we sold, like, around Christmas time and little jars for people to kind of try. This is. My friends did a Columbia tasting series, but it was different stuff.
Starting point is 00:21:54 Yeah. I want to talk about this real. Because this is so awesome. What is that? Well, I'm going to tell you. Are you ready for this? I don't know. Math.
Starting point is 00:22:04 I am sitting down. You drink coffee more than I'm, probably anybody I've ever met. Probably more than I should. You know, you're always on the go. You drink more than me. It's possible. Really? Yeah, I think one day you said like, what, five cups, six cups?
Starting point is 00:22:15 Oh, I usually stop counting at that point, yeah. Yeah, I have like two. I've been trying. We're not judging you. I am. He's judging you. My issue is I only drink two things, coffee and water. And so you get bored of water and I need something with a little bit of flavor.
Starting point is 00:22:31 So it's just coffee. It's honestly more about the taste than even. I'm not looking for energy boost or anything. Anyway, I'm sorry. I feel like I'm cutting off your spiel. This is actually an intervention. Let's bring his family in. No, so Sam Bender, Peaks Coffee Company.
Starting point is 00:22:46 This is the thing that caught my eye. So we've had your coffee here for a while, thanks to Amanda, and it's delicious. But I just thought this concept is genius. It is instant coffee. And if that's not enough, I love the packaging, and I love that it's called Base Camp. Because if you've ever been camping or camping of any sort, or coffee's a tough thing to get a hold of, right? You got to go into town or you got to bring this thing and you got to go old school.
Starting point is 00:23:13 How did you come up with this idea? And are you the only one doing it? Matt, it seemed like you have something. No, I was just going to say the idea of instant coffee was old school. I remember back in the day there was Folgers crystals, right? That was your instant. That's very impressive. That's really cool.
Starting point is 00:23:30 Yeah. blocks your face and everything. Balance on a microphone. What company can do that. But I remember that back in the day, and it was kind of a joke because some people loved it, but it was for most folks who enjoyed coffee, it was like, no, this isn't good. You found a way to make instant coffee good, right? Yeah. So I'll own it's not, it's our coffee.
Starting point is 00:23:51 It's not our product in a sense. Sure. It's in collaboration with a company called Swift Cup and Lancaster, Pennsylvania. We do know how to make it. It's essentially freeze-dried espresso. Okay. Within reason, there's some other things that go in there, but we'll keep those quiet. We're the only company in the Syracuse area, and I think the surrounding areas that does it off the top of my head.
Starting point is 00:24:18 There are other specialty coffee companies, because that's what we're referred to, that do it. The whole idea is just about everybody at the company does something outdoorsy from non-loves motorcycles. I love fishing and hiking. Zoe and Danny, the business director or the director of our business and the assistant roaster, they love hiking and travel. We wanted a product that we could take anywhere and mix with a tiny bit of water and have a good cup of coffee because it was like I go to the Catskills a lot to fish. with my buddies and we will be like 40 minutes from the closest town and we'll be exhausted and we're like we really want coffee and I was like I really hate like so I would like pre-pack like yeah brood coffee of like three days and it's just annoying yeah sure um so instead if you don't mind
Starting point is 00:25:07 hand me the box of course it's yours so oh we're gonna open it yeah it's got why not it's got six satchels on it I was gonna ask you this I wanted to see what it actually looks like so six satchels oh wow the front is mr. Squatchy we're gonna we're working towards a rebrand so it was just a little sneak peeks here and there, but the instructions are right in the back. You could mix it with cold water, hot water, or milk. Really? Eight to 12 ounces, eight to 10 ounces, whatever you want.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Shake it. Or if it's hot, don't shake it. Start it. Burn yourself. Sure. And enjoy your coffee. That's it. So it was really nice when I was traveling in Iceland
Starting point is 00:25:41 because I was in a camper van and I would just throw some water and just shake. Did they essentially brew the coffee and then it freeze dry or whatever? into that because it's not I'm thinking about it. It's not like coffee grounds. You don't have to like strain it or anything. Yeah, right. So mix is right up. So without getting too much detail. Yeah. It's freeze dried espresso. So they brew it as espresso.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Gotcha. And from there you're able. It's so neat. There's certain microns that they have to hit for it though. And then you're able to actually re-brew it. So in a sense, you're like, oh, I'm re-brewing coffee, but you can't tell. That's amazing. It tastes exactly like the base camp that we
Starting point is 00:26:21 have like on in our bags now. Well, so I thought this was cool and now it's even cooler. You explained all that. I love it. That's fantastic, man. All right, man. Last thing I will let you get to making the coffee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People are outside his place looking like zombies right now. Like, where in the hell? Sam? Reminds me the old donut. You know, time to make the doughnuts. Time to make the coffee. Where can folks find this? I know what, like you said, lots of your stuff is for sale. Retail from the big box stores, but you'll also got a website and social
Starting point is 00:26:54 media and stuff. Tell us all that stuff. So the local area Syracuse here, you can find it at oh gosh, I got to start going the list. Amanda, help me off of missing anybody. We don't want to mention that one. It will take that part out. Sweet Praxis, Kelsey's, coffee and friends, Fayette's in Fayetteville,
Starting point is 00:27:13 Manlia Supply Co, 20 East, flower and salt. In Hamilton, we have places in the cat skills, Scribner's Lodge, fellow. I didn't even realize that. That's awesome. There's a new cafe in Baldwin'sville opening named Maiden that will be using our coffee.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Who else? Home goods, you can get at Home Goods. You can get it online at Peakscoffico.com. Am I missing it? I'm probably missing a ton. What's your socials? Peaks Coffee Co? That's good. That's a question mark because I don't go on the Instagram.
Starting point is 00:27:47 That's fair. You had Joe Jonas reach out to you. And you didn't even read right back because you're not... He thought he was going to escape this story. I did. Oh, hell no. We almost made it, buddy. We almost made it.
Starting point is 00:28:00 My sister is Zoe. She is the business director. She's pissed. I would imagine so. She loves Joe Jonas. Joe Jonas reached out. He came to Syracuse. He came to Syracuse.
Starting point is 00:28:10 If you went, go ahead. I feel like Sam should tell the story. Yeah, yeah. I don't know Joe Jonas. That's okay. Sorry. So I don't check. The social media.
Starting point is 00:28:23 For some reason that day, I just happened to open it. And then it didn't go to like the direct messages or whatever. It went to like the filter? The filter. So I opened it and it's like, hey, are you guys open today? And I was like, I don't think this is real. But I see the blue checkmark. I'm like, oh no, it actually is.
Starting point is 00:28:43 And I was like, that's a little too late. So I sent it to Zoe. And Zoe is like, oh, my God. Yeah. So. Came to Syracuse play concert that day in one. some coffee. She tried to reach out to him like twice. Yeah. Or something after that. I didn't get anything. But if Joe Jonas listens to this, Joe Jonas, he's... Send your address and Zoe will send you some coffee.
Starting point is 00:29:01 How did you hear about your coffee? You have no idea. I do not know. Listen, you're an entrepreneur. You're the founder of this business. I think you get a free pass if you don't know. You can't know who Joe Jonas is when you're, when you're knee-deep in sourcing great coffee. He's also an adult. I also... That's part of it. Don't do anything. that involves like, I don't know, movies or whatever you call it? That's fine. No, he's a musician. I'm not a movie star. If it's not Lord of the Rings, then I don't know who was in it.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Sam doesn't actually own a television. I don't really watch it. He just takes in the fumes of roasting coffee and has magical shows. I watch I watch YouTube for fishing videos and I watch anime. That's fair. Wait till he comes out. What if he comes out with a new single and like the first line's like, that motherfucking coffee roaster?
Starting point is 00:29:48 I sincerely apologize. care about me. Damn. I will genuinely be like, I sincerely apologize for that because I, uh, I kind of makes you cool though. Like, yeah. Sorry, Joe. Like, Mike, fix his mic, buddy.
Starting point is 00:30:01 I'm not. Yeah, I'll be on here, brother. Whoa. No, the, uh, the other one. Yeah, it's this one. This one? There we go. My mic is falling.
Starting point is 00:30:10 Uh, I mean, I think it kind of makes you cool that you're like, Joe Jonas, like, you're a superstar, but listen, sorry, I can't help you the day. I mean, whatever. If I had seen the message in time, I'd have been like, yeah, come up to the roast rate. I, there's no espresso. Well, there is, but like, I don't, I can't serve a tour bus. Yeah. Like 50 people, but like.
Starting point is 00:30:26 Joe Jonas. Why are you laughing me? You can make one cup of coffee. See the one that's... My best friend is laughing at me. I'm mad about it. Is that happen? No.
Starting point is 00:30:36 What's happening right now? What song is that? Also, also, I'm looking to you. Also, in terms of music, as a stroke. Oh, that's Harry Styles. That's Harry Styles. Sorry, guys. Also, in terms of music, I mean, and I have similar types, which I have similar types,
Starting point is 00:30:49 which is metal. All right. Well, Metal and coffee. Joe Jonas might put out a metal album next month. You never know. He might. Yeah. So anyway, now I know who Joe Jonas is.
Starting point is 00:30:59 Sweet. You got a subscription to Disney Plus. All right, guys. Peaks Coffee Company, Sam Bender. Thank you so much for coming on Good News York. Come back anytime. Thanks, guys. A ton of fun.
Starting point is 00:31:09 And check them out. Peaks Coffee Company on all socials. We think. Are we done? It's probably Peaks Coffee Co. No, we got a fun bit to do. Oh, yeah. Good, because I have a ton of stuff.
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Starting point is 00:33:07 We haven't had time. I've had this waiting here. Did you know that you can get packages from the U.S. Postal Service that they couldn't deliver? you can buy them in bulk and discover who knows what that someone was sent and they never got. No. Because last week
Starting point is 00:33:26 Did you know this was a thing? You told me this. You said, look at this box. We're going to unbox it on GNY. You can buy it's essentially like when you get cars are auctioned off that people that they got impounded or the way. Yeah, but you know what car you're buying. Exactly. That's what blow. First of all, it blows my mind that this exists because I figured how can you
Starting point is 00:33:43 do this? I thought maybe there was some sort of federal law. Second, what the fuck are we going to see? I don't know. I'm so happy right now. I'm so excited. I'm just, and you don't know. It might be a little anti-climactic. I'm just going to say, I just want to, we're setting the bar kind of high. No, I think the worst it is, the best, the better it is. So I grabbed a box full of these different items. Okay. And we'll just open one by one and see what we get, right? And so you have no idea what's in the box. So where do you find that? Dude, it could be somebody's like bills, you know, maybe somebody's, who knows? They're packages, not an envelope.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Like, where do you bid on it, though? Like, where do you... I bought these on eBay. On eBay. Now, you can get them in other places. I've heard of them being in flea markets. The thing is, what happens is the Postal Service auctions these off in pallet loads. And I've actually found those auctions. The problem is there in another state, and I don't feel like buying a whole pallet load and trucking it here. So, it's for the bit.
Starting point is 00:34:36 So, I bought up from somebody who did do all that, right? So... Oh, my God. Let's say. Did they test this for arsenic? It could be a really dirty trick No, it has been All right, this one, this one
Starting point is 00:34:49 It's got to be a book We did pop it opener Just slice it It didn't look and see what was there Okay, okay, okay Okay This is an Amazon package It was supposed to go to
Starting point is 00:35:00 I'm not gonna give the person's name But I was just trying to figure out what state It doesn't even have a full address There's a phone number in the address field This is why this person Never got this Everybody ready to see what we got from this Postal Service
Starting point is 00:35:15 undeliverable package. I hope it doesn't blow up. All right, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Drum roll, please. It's got to be a book. It's an iPad case.
Starting point is 00:35:26 Okay. With bows on it. Yeah, it's... All right. Well, somewhere... There's a middle school girl who is really upset. It's actually a nice.
Starting point is 00:35:39 Clear plastic... Packing. It's got the folding. complete rip-off of the Apple iPad case. Of course. All right. I don't know for what gen this is. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:35:50 Hold on. It's got the little hole, so it's at least for one of the newer gens. Okay. There we go. First item. USPS. I give that a solid six.
Starting point is 00:36:02 Those go for what? Like 20 bucks? Sure. I mean, that's kind of a cheaper one, I feel like. So so far our total value is $20. $20 coming at you. I'm already down. 20 bucks.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Actual retail. Pryce. We could have done like price is right. You should look that up while I'm doing like a Google photo search.
Starting point is 00:36:21 Okay. All right. I don't know. I'll do that. iPad case. This is part two of opening undeliverable mail.
Starting point is 00:36:32 Oh, I found it. I bought on eBay. Oh, wow. Okay, so there's some that are 15, some that are like eight. But we'll stick with 20. Sounds good to me.
Starting point is 00:36:43 20 bucks. Whatever. Here we go. This is part two of opening U.S. Postal Service undeliverable packages that I bought in bulk. We have no idea what this might be. It feels a little squishy. Ooh, a little squishy ishy? Almost like it could be inflatable.
Starting point is 00:37:00 What if it's another case? What if we got a box of iPad cases? Oh, man. I guess that would be fitting here. I'm going to say it's an inflatable pool. I guess it would be fitting here. He goes, here we go. You don't care.
Starting point is 00:37:11 Did I get it right? Oh, my God. You might have. Bro. What is this? The hell is... What is this? Hold on.
Starting point is 00:37:18 UV-50 block. Oh, it's a shirt. It's some kind of shirt. It's a double XL polyester UV-blocking. Men's rash guard shirt. Long-sleeve, quick dry. I have sensitive skin. This could work out for me.
Starting point is 00:37:37 When I'm in the sun, I catch on fire. This might be good for you, too. You and I are shape, guys, you know? We might be able to share this. I don't know how big this might actually be. Well, let's find out. Here we go. Is it made in China?
Starting point is 00:37:49 This is actually really nice. This is really nice. Somewhere, somewhere. Look at that. Somewhere. Somewhere there's a man who's really sunburned and rashy. Look this up. It's got a brand name and everything.
Starting point is 00:38:04 All right, hold on. What's it called? Tack Vassin. Tack Vassin. That's a great name. I'm Tack Vasson. And today on special ops. All right.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Tack Vasson. shirts. Oh. There's a blue right there. There it is. No, that's not it. 30? Danny's way for it.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Survey says. 30 bucks. We're up to 50. We're up to 50. By the way, I paid $70 for the whole box. That's amazing. You're already winning. Just an FLA.
Starting point is 00:38:32 This is fantastic. Keep it coming. All right. I wasn't going to do all these, but this is pretty much fun. This is part three of opening undeliverable packages that I bought from the United States Postal Service. I bought from a guy who bought it from the United States Postal Service.
Starting point is 00:38:47 This is a, it's a box. The first two were squishy. The first two things out of this box, we got an iPad case, and we got a some sort of action shirt of some sort, looks kind of nice. This is a box. This is not squishy. This is a box.
Starting point is 00:39:03 What's in the box? Let's see, this was going to, again, There's no info on the back. Somebody effed up the ship to address, and there's like phone numbers. There's no actual person's address. Of course the Postal Service couldn't deliver this to anybody. No.
Starting point is 00:39:17 That's how it came to our hands. Very excited. I feel like this is going to be... What's your guess? Just some sort of like electronic or home, like, Cotsie appliance, you know? Let's see. We got an indescript box.
Starting point is 00:39:33 Well, that looks electronic. Um... What the fuck? $2? I think it's going to be like an ox cord. Oh, whoa. What is happening here? Oh, it's like a mount for your, like a window mount for your cell phone or something.
Starting point is 00:39:49 Wait a minute. What is this? It's some sort of aluminum disk. Fuck. And then there's a thing and another thing. Actual retail price, dog shit. What is this? I mean, it's...
Starting point is 00:40:08 What is this? You're the IT guy. This isn't an IT device. That's true. What are you talking about? Looks like a really... You know what it is? You know what it is?
Starting point is 00:40:18 Fuck? It's from the 1950s films when they would do, like, UFOs flying over. Dude, it's got some sort of adhesive. I mean, this is... Actual retail price. 29 cents. I mean, listen to that. This is part of the spaceship or something, though.
Starting point is 00:40:35 I think whoever ordered that we just did them a favor, because they would not have been happy. It's like a shield for your doll? Yeah. Or, you know what? It's like a... TeamU nipple protectors.
Starting point is 00:40:48 If you only had one breast. If you only had one breast. All right, we're going to say the retail price of this is $4,000 so I really got my money's worth. All right. I don't even care. I don't know how to Google that.
Starting point is 00:40:59 Flimsy UFO looking thing? We're going to call that at zero. It's a zero for sure. This is part four of opening U.S. Postal Service packages that were undeliverable. But we didn't steal them from their mailboxes.
Starting point is 00:41:13 This was auctioned off. Sure. All right. This one. This one. Yeah, what do we got? We got a little squish. Got some clothing.
Starting point is 00:41:25 You think clothing? I think clothing, yeah. I don't know, man. It feels odd shaped. There's some cloth involved, I feel like, maybe. All right. Let's see what we got here. Some sort of bag.
Starting point is 00:41:35 I'm going to go with some sort of bag. Hold on. This one comes with paperwork. And a coupon. We don't give a fuck. No. All right. Expired.
Starting point is 00:41:45 The fuck? Mm-hmm. Bro. What? What? Bro. Bro. What is?
Starting point is 00:41:53 Is it lingerie? Bro. Bro. It's a wig. No way. It's a wig. That's a winner. We got a wig.
Starting point is 00:42:02 We got a wig. Bro. I mean, it's beautiful. She's got a little white. Hold on. Hold on. We got to see what shape it is. Check it for bed bugs.
Starting point is 00:42:12 Call Ray and Kelly. The dude was in a vacuum sealed bag. I mean, and one of us is wearing that for the rest of this. I thought that was a given. Oh, man. Oh, man. This is fantastic. What kind of hack?
Starting point is 00:42:27 What do you got? Oh, is it a Karen cut? Take the tag off, of course. Nothing's more embarrassing than wearing a wig with a tag on it. Oh, my God. Dude, you got to go register immediately. You're like an emo pedophile. Yikes
Starting point is 00:42:51 Hey Matt, what's up? I'm John, the IT guy Did he actually look kind of cool? I don't even know if it's faced in the right direction I feel like it is You need, yeah, exactly Over again You know, you need to go to like, I don't know
Starting point is 00:43:10 McDonald's and go yell at some workers Where are you? Where are you? You know, I'm so sorry There's a week on top of your head. That's phenomenal. Who knew this would come from undeliverable packages? This is clearly a 10.
Starting point is 00:43:27 This is a winner. Oh, shit. You gotta wear that now. Am I little Nikki? You are? I'm little Nikki. Wow. My Karen.
Starting point is 00:43:38 I ordered by latte. Hot. Hot. Two shots of espresso, please. We're going to get so much use out of this thing. This is great. This is the best. It looks really good on it.
Starting point is 00:43:48 It really does. Oh, man. Bash, change. This is awesome. And itchy. And itchy. Danny, you're going to win us, too. How do we top this?
Starting point is 00:44:02 All right, we're not going to. It's not going to get better than that. This is part... Wait, retail. Oh, shit. I don't know. How much is the wig cost? I would...
Starting point is 00:44:12 For this, yeah. Twelve bucks? No, no. This is a real fashion wig. This isn't a Halloween costume. Brand, horse. Rebecca Straight, short Bob wig with bang. That's what it's called.
Starting point is 00:44:30 That's what it's called. 60 bolts? Can you make me pretty? Actual retail price. Rebecca Straight, short bob wig with bangs. So it has a name. Rebecca Straight, like, so now I'm Rebecca Strait. And today on Dateline.
Starting point is 00:44:46 I love that this is a Rebecca. I'm Becky. Rebecca's like a young Karen. You know, there was a girl in high school that chewed tobacco, and we call their chewing tobacco. Oh. Perfect. All right.
Starting point is 00:45:00 So we're up to, I don't know. So we're up to $65. We're almost to what I paid for this. This is phenomenal. All right, here we go. Here we go. He's wearing the wig. Are you going to take it up?
Starting point is 00:45:12 This is part, no, no, God, no. You got to wear this every day now. All right. This is part something of opening undeliverable packages that I got from the U.S. Postal Service. Mike's dying I am Before I open this one
Starting point is 00:45:29 I just want to make a public service announcement And the dad just sits there going Like stop shipping shit like this Right This is like somebody took an item And they're like I'm not going to bother with a box I'm just going to wrap it in a trash bag That's a really bad pack
Starting point is 00:45:44 And then wonder why it never made it to its destination Yeah and if it did I mean what kind of condition is it? But now it belongs to me and Becky Or I'll go Karen on them Let's see what we got It feels hard. It's definitely some kind of hard plastic.
Starting point is 00:45:56 It's an odd shape. It feels like maybe multiple parts. Did you have a guess? It's some sort of cup. All right. I was thinking maybe the same thing. Maybe it. Oh, wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:46:08 Wait a minute. You might be right. It might be like a scooper. No, no, no, no. What the fuck? Wait a minute. Holy shit. For cats.
Starting point is 00:46:16 Wait, what? Is it a litter? Wait, what? It is. Oh, you can, and you can put your coffee in it. There's little poop bags in it. Oh. Oh, so when you go walk your dog?
Starting point is 00:46:32 That's actually pretty cool. Oh, it's for the litter box. Oh, wait, hold on. There's a... There's a trap door. Oh, wait a minute. So you could play a joke on your... Hold up.
Starting point is 00:46:42 Hold up. I know what you're doing. Hold up. It's a dispenser. It holds the shit bags. Okay. I got called shitbag a lot. I was waiting for that.
Starting point is 00:46:57 I couldn't wait. It took you that long. I know. Well, I'm still... The wig is, I don't process things as fast. Come on, Becky. You are in it? Dude.
Starting point is 00:47:13 Cat litter shuffled. 1199. What a deal. Whoa. Let's go with that. My sale was 3499. We'll call. All right, let's call it.
Starting point is 00:47:29 Yeah, we definitely got the bag. Let's call it 20. Call it 20. That is wild. Nice job, figure. It's a gentle cruising. You start to see the village, almost like a painting. Join me.
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Starting point is 00:49:08 Okay. Oh, so you don't have to take it off. You scoop it and the poop just falls right down. The shit goes right in the bag. Look at that. What a time to be alive, huh? Back in my day, I used to have to pick the shit up with my hands. Madda, you can have that.
Starting point is 00:49:23 Yeah, you got a cat? You got three cats. Perfect. Oh, boy. This is part 49 of opening random, undeliverable UPS packages that I was able to purchase on that. I'm giving that at 10, by the way, the pooper scoop. This, I feel a little soft and. a little hard.
Starting point is 00:49:42 That was weird. Give that to yourself, pal. Let's talk about the packages. What do you think? Give me a guess. What do you think it is? You're right. You're actually right. A little bit of column A, little column B. It's inflatable and then a little hard. Okay, it's something inflatable
Starting point is 00:49:56 and the hard piece is like where you attach the air. Let's see where you're, okay. This is oddly specific. Let's see how right or wrong he might be. Oh, I see a zip-lock bag. This is getting even better. This is like, this isn't a rock. What if he's like a pound of cocaine?
Starting point is 00:50:10 That would be wild. What the fuck is happening? I've been asking myself that since I got here. I've never been more excited. I don't, I'm... Oh my God, no. Tell me, don't even tell me it's another wig. It's another wig.
Starting point is 00:50:34 Are wigs like the thing that don't get delivered enough? This is a wig not like a mirkin or something, right? Oh, God. Oh, their extension? Oh, it's an extension. Shut your mouth, dude. Becky, you can have long hair. It means no way that's real.
Starting point is 00:50:51 I mean. It's real. Is that a weave? Is that what that is? I don't know. Is that what, what's her name? Lizzo talks about her weave? Is it like that?
Starting point is 00:51:04 I don't have enough hair. There you go. Thanks, Dan. Oh, no. Oh, no. This is that. Oh, look, it's just a hair clip. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:18 How they do it? Um, so like This is wild Whatever, T-T-Y-L Oh shit I don't know I mean this, ow It's in Chinese
Starting point is 00:51:36 I'm getting more beautiful by the moment This thing's probably full of arsenic I don't be Chinese unfortunately Um Is it if it's bat hair I'm out of here Hi So today we're going to talk about the perfect bachelorette party
Starting point is 00:51:55 150 yeah that one feels like the 30 I think it's 30 we'll go with 30 I guess I mean what's our total so far bro we're up to say 50 65 85 85
Starting point is 00:52:13 that would put us at 105 paid $70 for the box and I still got more beautiful and that you know your wife's gonna lose your mind when you come home in that way I can't wait to walk in the door and be like, bitch, I heard what you said.
Starting point is 00:52:31 This is part 78 of opening UPS packages that weren't deliverable to the seller. This one's same deal. Again, they screwed. See, this is folks, you got to watch. You got an online business. You got to watch your e-commerce system. Yeah. This system messed up and they put just random info where the address should be.
Starting point is 00:52:48 And they still dropped it off to the postal service. Well, and now it's ours. Had these people put in their info, they could be wearing an anti-sunburn shirt, scooping up cat shit wearing a wig. I'm going to go with, if you haven't been following along, those are the other things we could found. I'm going to go with some piece of clothing. What are your thoughts?
Starting point is 00:53:06 This is like Christmas when you try to figure it out from... Dude, that feels like another wig. It's not another wig. It's too big for another wig. It feels like the same thing I've squeezed the last two wigs. If it's a third wig, something's up. Something's going on in this world.
Starting point is 00:53:23 Dude. It's a shirt. It's a shirt. It's not a wig. It was a very similar. I thought the same thing. Hold on, hold on, hold on. How many people walking amongst us? Yesento Woman's Outdoor is all that I can read on the label before it's cut off. I can't fit anymore. Hold on, hold on. What do we got here? What are we got?
Starting point is 00:53:43 It's definitely a black shirt. It's, it's pants. What? It's ladies caprice. I am not putting those on. Or it's just for a short look. All right. Those are nice. You know, actually, Hex. Oh, no, that's not the same company. Sorry, I thought of... T-B-Y. T-B-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-S-T-O. Y-S-E-N-T-O, all one word.
Starting point is 00:54:14 Oh, I'm so pretty. Women's Outdoors. Caprize. So after this, do I need to put the Caprize on and the shirt with all the wig? Bro, these might fit your tiny ass. Oh, I don't think so. Do they have a slit in the bottom? Do they have a slit in the bottom?
Starting point is 00:54:30 No. Is that how you know they're Capri's versus short people pants? Hey. Yeah, no, no slit. I don't think. How many more are left? Four? Four.
Starting point is 00:54:48 How much for the... Capri pants? I mean, those have got to be a 20-banger. Danny's looking it up. 2899. We're going with that. So we'll go with... We'll just say 30 with tax.
Starting point is 00:55:10 Okay. Easy math. All right. Well, we've completely... What's our grand total, bro? So far, now we're at, I can't do math. 50 plus 15, 65, 75, 85, 85, 95, 100, 15, 145. 145, we're up to.
Starting point is 00:55:27 We're now at twice the price that I paid for the box. We've completely... I now have a full outfit for the Christmas party. All right. This was part 92 of random... opening random UPS packages that were undeliverable. This one was directed to an online seller. Okay.
Starting point is 00:55:53 With no full address. Again, they messed up. All right, so this is some sort of hard rod. Ew. Did I? That's what happens when I wear wigs. Walked right into that one. It's definitely some assembly required.
Starting point is 00:56:10 What do you think, buddy? I think you're honest. I feel like some tent poles or something. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, hold on. Clip. You know what? I think it's going to be like a...
Starting point is 00:56:18 It's starting to peek through. Like an extender for like an outdoor umbrella for a... We got some sort of black metal... Wait a minute. Hold on. Can I wear it? This. Oh, this is a...
Starting point is 00:56:34 No, this is a... This is like a planting tool, like a plant bulbs. Huh? Um... What is it to? Oh. This is a yard tool. Yard tools.
Starting point is 00:56:51 This bad boy is. See, it's got this. Corbyn, go out there and grab the yard tool. So you can like, you know. Grab the bulbs, right? Of the flower. I don't know. I'm not that much of a gardener, but I've seen this on TV.
Starting point is 00:57:05 This is a butt pincher. Come here, you. Danny, what does our, uh... I don't even know. Bulb planter. How did you know that was for bulb plan? Are you a gardener? Ripper.
Starting point is 00:57:16 I've seen it on. This is a very specific thing for that to be. A bulb. I watch a lot of house hunters, you know, they got the landscaping. All right. I look like I watch a lot of Rupal's drag race. I mean.
Starting point is 00:57:28 Look at me. I am gorgeous. Hmm. So you step on it. That's the deal. Oh. Now that makes more sense. Or maybe it just like pulls weeds up?
Starting point is 00:57:41 No, it's for bulbs. You know, like, you ever seen a bulb? Yeah. with like roses and tulips. Yeah, but don't you want to keep those and then they bloom into beautiful flower? Well, you gotta move them around sometimes. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:57:52 I'm making this up as I go. I'm just trying to. All right, hoping, Danny comes up with a number here quick. I'm dying, bro. All right, just pick what? $30. I doubt.
Starting point is 00:58:01 Yeah. Oh, absolutely. You think 30? All right, 30. Okay. You buy that at the depot. It's 60. All right.
Starting point is 00:58:09 All right. This is the best day ever. It's very boxy. I don't know. I'm going to. I'm going to give you my prediction first, but this is part 462 of opening packages from the Postal Service that they couldn't deliver. Sorry if you ordered this, and I got it. This one is, I'm going to say action figure box shaped.
Starting point is 00:58:39 What do you think, buddy? No, it's not an action figure because action figures were more square and then they had the lip and then the... He's going to look for at Christmas. This is just... He's an expert of package. This is just going to be, again, some sort of trinket of some sort. A trinket. Some sort of trinket.
Starting point is 00:58:55 That's a good generic answer. You know? Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I see an as seen on TV logo. That store exists for suckers like me. Every time I saw an infomercial, I bought it. Those ab belts just shocked you.
Starting point is 00:59:11 It is a high gain TV ant. so you can watch free over-the-air television. Wow. That would have been cool in 1999. No, it still works, sort of. We'll find a place for it here. Now I can get them hip-shed to miss your head. How did you see this on TV?
Starting point is 00:59:36 You can get all these channels for free. Here's the irony. If they happen to broadcast in your area. If you need the antenna, you didn't see that on TV. You finally caught it. It's... I'm late to the party. It has literally no brand.
Starting point is 00:59:48 It is super high end. Is it on TV its own brand? It should be, but it's... They have those stores, and I go in them anytime... I mean, it's pretty sleek as antennas go. It's powered. You got to plug it. It's got USB.
Starting point is 01:00:03 Oh, that's like a new age antenna. Probably actually just spies on. I was picturing like the two little... You know? Oh, it comes with adhesive. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and it's powered? I mean, this might do some stuff.
Starting point is 01:00:15 And it can be yours. We'll save this. For eight easy payments of 31. Probably a microphone that broadcasts all of our stuff to Russia. Yeah. Yep. Oh, man. This is a blast.
Starting point is 01:00:27 This is great. 21. $1.195. Cubble at you. We'll call it a solid 20. Sounds good. All right. This is the last one.
Starting point is 01:00:38 Oh, man. This is part 752 of opening undeliverable U.S. Postal Service packages. This one is already sort of broken open. Okay. It's heavy. Yeah? It's square. There's a little shake to it.
Starting point is 01:00:59 Interesting. First one that we've really had of that nature. What's your prediction? Some sort of accessory you'll wear, whether, like, sunglasses. All right. I'm going to go with your answer last time and say it's a trinket. Trinket. Because that's a solid answer.
Starting point is 01:01:16 This is a. Christ, that box. Got a strap of some sort. Oh, my. Is this what I think it is? security camera? Hold on. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:01:27 It's a personal fan. That's fantastic. It's USB charging. It looks. Oh. Come to the USB. We don't have any fans. We need more.
Starting point is 01:01:47 Look at that. You're plug it right in there? Yep. It's going to blow up. I got excited. I thought it was a blow dryer from my way. I got a dial. I don't actually know how to make it turn on.
Starting point is 01:02:06 $3. I mean, the box alone looks like a $3. This looks fanciest item we got, and this is the cheapest. Dude. We now have a personal fan. It's like when Ace Ventura delivered that package in the beginning of the movie. Like, it's just, God, it's butt kit. All right, and that's it.
Starting point is 01:02:23 That's it. Well, that was amazing. Can we do this again? Yes. What's our grand total, buddy? Grand total. 50. 65, 75, 85, 95, 15, 14, 145, 175, 197, 195, 197.
Starting point is 01:02:47 So we'll say 200. 200 bucks! $200 for a $70 hall here. And that is Becky approved. And that was worth $70 right there. I mean, the wigs alone. Wow. Incredible.
Starting point is 01:03:02 Who knew you could purchase unused packages. If you haven't done it, I highly recommend it. It'll bring you closer to your friends. We're definitely going to do this again. Oh, we're definitely doing it again. And with that, thank you to Sam from Peaks Coffee Company. And thank you to you guys for sitting through this disaster. And by disaster, I mean amazing moment.
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