Grass Daddies Podcast - Episode 60: Group Therapy

Episode Date: November 5, 2024

In this episode of The Grass Daddies Podcast, Jake and Bencer rehash the events of the last couple of weekends. Jake and Spencer fill in Ben on Kam's Bachelor party, and Ben and Jake fill in Spencer on what happened on the Group Therapy bike (which he was on). SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Spencer's Instagram: @spence2018 Tik Tok: @grassdaddiespodcast @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

Were you going at the same pace as him? I was cruising. Yeah, it was cruising as well. What does that mean? Just drinking at a normal rate. What's a normal rate? I'm not trying to fire off drinks, but I'm just sipping them. I was firing. Get all your slurs out before the pod starts.

I love it. Fuck you. I've been thinking about getting an actual slate that they use for movies. Oh, the fucking... Like the actual thing. Yeah, that thing. The little... Take...

Welcome to the Staminkia Podcast. I'm a grass daddy, and I'm being joined once again by Ben-sir, or Ben-sir. I thought I'd come up with a cute nickname for you guys since you're just the second one spin like instead of spencer with a p it's just with a b there you go because it is ben within the spencer correct um what's your guy's favorite Coarse Coarse Like a rope A coarse rope Yeah coarse rope Coarse soil

Actually What's your favorite texture? Coarse Like you like the feeling of rough rope Yeah Are you into BDSM? No but like I don't know

What would be coarse in this room? In this room? I don't think anything Like the carpet What is that? It's carpet I don't know. It would be coarse in this room. In this room? Like the carpet. What is that? It's carpet. It's kind of coarse.

Maybe. I don't know. I feel like that's not coarse. What is the definition of coarse? We're already going to the laptop. What is a... This would be kind of smooth. Yes. Very good.

What about you? You got a favorite? Smooth. Yes, very good. What about you? The table is smooth. I don't know. A coarse texture is a rough, irregular, or uneven surface that is not smooth or soft. So something that's coarse is something that's not smooth. So not the carpet. So technically, this is coarse. Well, I don't know.

That's soft. But it's rough. But it's spongy. I would say it's spongy. That is spongy. I would call that a spongy texture. But it's rough. I would say it's spongy. That is spongy. I would call that a spongy texture. But it's also rough. Coarse would be like a rock.

Coarse grained linen, a fabric with coarse texture. Coarse sand has a rough texture. Coarse hair. So you're telling me you're the kind of guy that just rubs your hand on a piece of rock and is just like, mm. I don't want it to hurt, but I don't want it to be smooth. I don't know. Why don't you like smooth?

Well, because there's no texture. So you, okay, but smooth is a texture. It is, but it's the fun act. You like like a topographical globe. You're like, if it's too smooth, you're like, nah, I'm not feeling that. You know any smooth things there are in this world? So, the world is too smooth. For real.

Did you know that if you, what was it? I think it was Neil deGrasse Tyson talking about. I know where you're going with this. What was it if the earth was the size of a? Q-ball. No, you're confusing it. If it was the size of a basketball and you ran your finger across it it would be smoother than a cue ball which how the fuck like because if you think about like

the mountains and whatnot yeah it it's to it's to explain how massive the earth is we look at a mountain we're like that would be rough but if you were this a giant holding it in your hands it would feel smoother even if you ran your finger over mount everest you wouldn't even be able to feel it it's crazy anyways i was spencer what's your favorite texture i don't know i'm just trying to whittle out the guys that are coming in to listen to us talk about grass so oh yeah you hit him with something like that right off the top you're like they're not talking about grass there's like there's coarse bladed grass there is coarse bladed grass but probably fucking fescue yeah coarse bladed fescue or fine bladed fescue i'll tell you my disgusting piece of grass is That's what that is. Just because you've laid.

No, it's not because I laid it. It just does not look good in any circumstance. Well, I don't know. I always... I don't know. It just doesn't look good. It's mixed with some... No, it still looks like shit.

I don't know if this is a texture, but I decided one time that my favorite, I guess, feeling is there's no better feeling than when it's a hot. He's just bothering me. What are you thinking about? I'm thinking about ice cold beer. No, no, no. I'm thinking of different textures now. Imagine it's triple digits outside, but you have your ac blasting in your car and you are like in a perfect bubble of cold air yes and you know that millimeters away from you is like

scorching desert correct the feeling of being inside that like controlled capsule of just feel goodness is like just the best feeling knowing that mere inches away from your body is scorching hot heat you know what i mean like the pavement two feet away from me on the ground would fry an egg but i'm like i'm putting my winter coat on in here like you know what i mean i think that's my it's not really a texture but is it the same way when it's cold? I was going to ask you, what's better? Being in a cold room when it's hot out or being in a warm room when it's freezing out? So you think warm. Yeah.

You like warm when it's cold out. Actually, I don't know. Cold when it's hot is so nice. It's so much nicer. I think it's better because... No, because if you're in the cold, cold That's like It's easier to be too hot Like if you The cold

If it's cold and windy It's harder to cool down That shit stains It does stain And then you can Get in a Warm vehicle And then you're like

Ugh Yeah I guess it's Technically Which is Fuck I don't know Colder air is technically More dangerous

Cause you could like Freeze to death. Get frostbite. Get frostbite if your skin's exposed to it. I mean, all you can get in the heat is... All you can get in the heat is just a heat stroke. Yeah. It's still pretty bad.

Extreme dehydration. That's you every weekend. Yeah. Pretty much every every weekend. Yeah. Pretty much every day of my life. Speaking of being hydrated, I think Spencer's been begging to know what's inside the mini fridge. Yeah, and he doesn't even want any. So I think it might be time. See what he's got, huh?

A little ASMR. What's inside the minifigure? Knock, knock Who's there? Oh, yeah What do we got? A little liquid IV What?

A little liquid IV What? What is that? Give it What is that? Give it some Fucking fancy water, too What is it? Give me some fucking fancy water, too. What is it?

Evian? Evian. Dude, Evian? It's funny how this all got tied together because they got mountains on it. We were just talking about mountains. And so you don't like this bottle, then, because it's too smooth? I do. Is it?

No, see, it's got... And it's got a little... But this isn't coarse. It's still smooth. It's just got some... I like a ridge. You like a nice up top. But this isn't coarse. It's still smooth. It's just got some... I like a ridge. You like a nice little ridge. I like a nice ridge.

You like a nice ridge. The opening is a little bit wider, I feel like, than a normal bottle. Did we all get lemon lime? I don't know. I got CTT. No, lemon lime. I got lemon lime. Oh, man.

I think the Magic Mini Fridge knows we just went through a rough weekend and is trying to give it. It also might be due to the fact that the most recent episode we uploaded was... No sauce. It's greasy. We did not hold the sauce. I think the sauce was holding us. Are you a sip a little before you pour the powder in, guy?

I should. I did a little bit, not much. Because they fill it so full, it's almost like you don't have room to shake it once you put the powder in. You know what you do with one of these? You just chug it. I like what I do. You're going to chug it, or are you going to sip it throughout the whole episode? I mean, we got an hour.

I was just going to chug it. You can do whatever you want. Look at this guy. Look at this guy. Yeah, a little bar trick. Woo! Oh, hold on. We got a chugger.

Ugh. Oh, hold on. We got a chugger. Did you hear that last gulp? Yeah, I did. Got a wheeze out of me. It's almost gone. I think maybe the table has the ability to read our... You alright? Yeah. The flavor.

What's wrong? You just winced. Yeah, it wasn't what I was expecting. You're like, there's no alcohol in this? What the fuck? Your body rejected it. His body just rejected something. I've only had one type of liquid IV, and it was not this, and I was not ready for that.

What kind did you have? I don't even... It was like watermelon or something. Dude, one time I got the apple pie one. Oh. It was so bad. Better hope that cap don't come off. That one.

Oh, hell no, cap. Oh, hell no, cap. Oh, hell no, Evian. You better stay out. You better stay out. This episode is sponsored by Evian. This is sponsored, co-sponsored by Evian and

Liquid IV. God. So good. So, like I was saying, I think the table is able to read our BAC

when we sat down and know that we needed this because we had a weekend. Spencer and I had a couple back-to-back weekends we're going back to back to back three people god i i forget i'm all for it typically you don't have your uh bachelor party two weeks before the wedding it's normally like a couple months in advance. But last weekend, Spencer and I went to Omaha with Cam and a couple of his work buddies and a buddy from back home on a little bachelor trip. Stayed at a Fairfield.

Nice. Which, when we, I'm not going to, I'm going to try not to poke too much at Cam for the misplanning, I'll say, of this trip. But, he got us a room at Fairfield, and we, like, tried to look up a picture of it, and we're like, are we sure this is where we were staying? Because it looked like an abandoned building. Yeah. Because I think it originally, the place that is on Google Maps

is just like where you would see a homeless guy live. And I'm like, oh no. But it was brand new, so it was like they had built it and didn't have pictures up. Oh, okay. Yeah.

So it was nice at the end of the... Yeah, when we got there. It was fairly nice. But when we looked it up, I was like, oh, fuck. Spencer and I shared a room, and the other four guys were in a room across from us. That was the pukey room. Stopped at the old Sam's Club before we went. Filled up our cooler. Coolers.

Coolers. We had to go and get. We had to go buy another one. We had to go buy another one. We got one of the big buzz balls. Yeah. We got one of the big ones and took that. And that was done before the sunset on the first night.

Oh, yeah. The little guy drank that. He loved every second of that. We all. We were in the sunset on the first night. Oh, yeah. The little guy drank that. He loved every second of that. We all, we were in the hot tub in the hotel passing it around. I think Cam had the most out of anyone. Yeah, you put a dent in it too, though. Not as big as Cam. Well, that bottle got finished.

And then we were fucking playing around with it in the hot tub. Like a big old bobber. Anybody walking by who saw you guys passing around a fucking 10-gallon drum of buzz ball had to be like, Jesus Christ. We kind of made an effort. I don't think any of us really – we didn't really speak about it. It was kind of an unspoken thing thing but we all kind of were like making nice with the front desk ladies there was like two different ones and we were like real nice with

each of them and we were like so can we drink in the pool area and she was like kind of going like that like as long as uh what'd she say as long as it wasn't the cans no no glass bottles no glass bottles and also make sure no one else is in there. Is I think what she said. Wasn't it? Something like that. I don't know. But, uh, so.

You know what's funny though? We probably could have got away with anything. Because come to find out, I knew the manager. What the fuck? Because he used to party at my house in college. Oh my god. Yeah. Wait, he partied at your house with you?

Yeah, in college. How old is he? I don't know. He's probably, like, my age, I'm guessing. The manager of the hotel is your age? Yeah, because he said he... What? Yeah, he said the owner...

Him and the owner were, like, really good friends, so now... And he said the owner stepped away, so now he basically runs it. Well, oh fuck yeah i don't want to sooner yeah it was just that was the night i was roasting the iowa fans down there okay we'll get there i want to spend most of the time talking about the group therapy but i do want to rehash some of the events that happened on the bachelor trip because well the group therapy was only two hours we can fucking bang that no we gotta well we need to take some time on that one it's like i remember drive home could be a fucking hour long podcast we'll get there we'll get there okay so the first night we went to a casino actually we went to two casinos because the first one we went to the uh horseshoe we went in cam was second to last behind me i cam was larried up i mean

if ever there was a definition of larried up cam was it and you know cam he's already he mean when he's sober the way he walks is like he's this guy's either hurt or you know so when we go up there he's fumbling to try and pull his id out and i'm like oh my god and so the second he goes to pull his id out the guy checking us in just immediately goes on his walkie and just goes can i get a supervisor over here and i was like oh shit so we got in and then immediately this uh guy comes over and just goes hey can i talk to you guys for a second so we all go over there unbeknownst to us because i didn't see this we were all standing there apparently we just got surrounded by security oh yeah because me and one of cam's buddies like off because we were going to go piss. And I turn around and then I see the one guy standing there and I just see a bunch more come around the corner. And I'm like, oh my God, Cam.

I was like, what did Cam do? So Cam didn't do anything except show extreme signs of intoxication. It happens. Not really hiding it at all. What was he doing? Just being drunk, slurring his words, stumbling around, trying to get his card out of his wallet.

It wasn't like he was being totally like... He wasn't berserk, but it was like... Or belligerent. Yeah. But he was definitely like... Oh, you could tell it was very obvious he was i mean he was stumbling around yeah so they were like we can't have you guys

come in here you know cam cam tried to pull the old i wasn't even gonna spend any money and the guy was like well it's state law we cannot have you in here uh spending money while intoxicated and then he fucking like recommended we go to a strip club no he it was a floppy disk store what no no he was like have you guys gone to the something something and we're like what no he's like they've got laptops and floppy disks yeah like what and he's like it's a strip club and i was like oh yeah no we haven't gotten there yeah fuck that yeah it was so weird what is that even i don't get it like a laptop like a lap dance oh like their lap like they're on your lap top of your lap i don't i don't have some dicks flopping around yeah and he took a picture of Cam's ID with his phone.

Oh, no. So we were like, oh, fuck. We're going to get red flagged. You're going to send this to other casinos in the area. Maybe. So then we went to Ameristar, and we got in. Cam and Spencer went in first, just in case they would get kicked out. Oh, yeah.

When we walked up, and that lady was sitting there, I'm like, in there oh we're definitely in she looked like she didn't give a fuck yeah she was definitely counting the seconds sorry that's something caught my throat oh hell no and we're back you want me to you want me to mute your mic? Probably, yeah I'm fucking dying Kill it Kill it Well, why do you

Kill it On top of it Well, because I figured it'd help I don't know So That was loud So we got in Spencer won

$65 Whatever We'll skip over that part Because everyone else lost money But No, he was on a heater on that little blackjack machine dude I fucking love blackjack

god damn it what I don't know what's wrong with me are you laughing or coughing it's a little bit of both that was pretty much it for night one oh no it wasn't we went to

we I felt like such an idiot because we're like going to the front desk, lady being like, where's a good place to eat? And it's like, we're from Lincoln, which is 45 minutes away. And we're acting like we're from across the country. Like, where should we eat at? Toll Tours. Yeah, but it's fucking Omaha. Yeah.

I hate that place. They got some good food. We basically looked up someplace that was really close, and it was like part of another hotel. I was like, oh, there's a restaurant in the hotel. That was right behind us. We walked over there. Oh, God. And pretty much all of us ordered pizza, and it was like worse quality than Jack's pizza.

It was like so thin. What was this place called? I don't even know. it wasn't it wasn't in english it only i have no idea was it wasn't it the blackstone no no no that's the blackstone district is where we went saturday night oh yeah because i'm trying to when i lived in omaha there was a place just like that that had the shittiest pizza that i would it was probably the same thing i could admit anyways so we don't remember the name so i'll ask you after the guy the guy that was waiting on us was this indian dude not that that means anything but like he

didn't speak very good english so we're all larried up we're like jazzing him like what are you doing later tonight like you're gonna come out and drink with us? And he's like, no, I don't drink. Like, something, you know, like, he didn't speak very much English. Come to find out, one of the bar, like, kitchen guys came over and was just like, he was just at a swingers party. Yeah. Oh, no shit. But he's a swinger.

Wait, the kitchen guy or the guy you were talking about? The kitchen guy. Our waiter. The kitchen guy came over and told us that the waiter... Oh, that's awesome. So we're like, that's sick. Did he wash his hands? Well, they had a swingers festival or whatever at that hotel.

At the hotel? The week before we were there, and apparently that waiter was all up in that. Is a swingers Festival just another word for wife swap party? Or orgy? I guess. So I don't know. They just rent out a ballroom and just throw some mattresses on the floor and just go to

town. So then I think you should try it. I might have to. Put on my pineapple shirt. Get loose So then I gotta do that once an episode by the way I just gotta look over there and say Is that

Was there someone over there You like having sleep paralysis Gaming over That you were talking to Is that why you said huh I might be I might be shiffy Huh I don't know That actually came out of nowhere The huh Yeah demon over that you were talking to? Is that why you said, huh? I might be shifty.

I don't know. That actually came out of nowhere. The huh? Yeah. So, then this fat dude came over with a drink and sat down and just goes, so what's the occasion? I hear you guys

making a bunch of noise over here. We're like, oh, we're on a bachelor party. Just go out. So weird. This guy? This guy was so weird. So weird. So I don't know if at one point

somehow we suspected he was gay or something. Yeah, he had painted toes. Oh, yeah, he had painted toenails one guy looked down and went to go get a drink at the bar and then texted someone else at the table that was like yo look at his toes and we looked down we see he has toes and so i don't know we somehow got on the topic of only fans oh yeah we said We told him Cam had an Only Fans, I think. For his feet. Yeah. We told him he sold feet pics.

And then he reached down and pulled Cam's shoe off and smelled it. Whoa. Yeah. I swear to God. Can I just let that happen? Yeah. Holy shit. He pulled his shoe off and smelled it.

And I basically immediately stood up and was like, can I have my ticket? And then he got out of there. Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah. Yeah. That's how it went. I was just waiting to see if Spencer wanted to weigh in.

That's exactly how it went. That's basically all that happened night one. What was Cam doing? Just like, what are you doing with my shoes? I don't know, dude. Cam was so fucked up for the entirety of the trip. He was a walking corpse. So was he just passed out in the chair? No.

I mean, he was coherent. He was alive. I don't know. I don't know. Because then we proceeded to go to a liquor store keep in mind we have two coolers filled with beer and then these guys are like let's go to a liquor store and get see what this free wine tasting is all about none of us even give a fuck about wine no and we're over there asking the lady like what do you recommend sp Spencer was over. Tell him what you got.

He knows what you got. That's when he got the duck. I got my duck. It's a good duck. And I got a shooter of 1942. Oh, yeah. Dude, they had a bottle that was, like, yay tall. They had the big bottle, baby.

$365. Wasn't it that for just the bottle and then the liquor on top of it was like, I don't even know. I don't know. There was liquor in it. That was the total price? Yeah. For $750. $750? No, they had a bigger one though. No, that was just a $750.

Up there. It's mostly glass. The glass is real thick on a 1942 bottle. Oh. So it looks way more than it actually is. Yeah. And it funnels all the way up, so it's like that big a round at the top. That's fair.

So that was basically it for the first day. The second day was a Husker game. We went to a sports bar. Started just pounding 24- ounce draft beers at noon. As you would. Get leered the fuck up. We made our way outside. There's a lot of hell in there.

Also, Cam didn't have breakfast. Couldn't eat at the sports bar. Had one bite of a chicken strip at the sports bar and then just starts housing beers again no he got the bloody mary which made him feel better and then he started drinking dude he was on a sick one so then we go outside and this again this bartender is being almost a little too friendly with us she's like came out with a round of shots and poured one for herself a couple times yeah she had a couple shots the bartender and she's like i'm 20 we're like what is going on and she was like my sister's

manager or something like that isn Isn't that what she said? Yeah. So that's great. And then one of the guys in our group had the hots for, even though we had a girlfriend, but he was like, I'm trying to get out of the relationship. And I'm like,

Oh yeah, that's definitely makes it. Okay. We come to find out, we come to find out that she was lesbian, and he's like, can I still add you on Snapchat and watch? That's what he said. That's what he said.

What, watch you be lesbian? I don't know. Can I watch your lesbian life? I think that was his way of being like, send me videos of you scissoring your girlfriend. Like, I don't know. That's what savage is out there feel free to jump in and say this didn't happen it did exactly that's why he that's why he keeps

looking at you like uh-huh it happened then we went to top. Not really much to talk about there. I mean, everyone knows what Topgolf is. It's Topgolf. It's Topgolf. Then we went to Chipotle. Then we went to Chipotle. It's like right down the road from there. Walked to Chipotle.

I tried to throw a golf ball over the net. I don't think people realize how high those nets really are. I think I pulled my fat in my stomach trying to throw it over. I thought you couldn't pull fat. Well, I did. That's the whole reason I'm fat. Found a way. Indestructible.

So then we ate our Chipotle, and then we Ubered down to the Blackstone District, which is like a strip of bars or whatever. Now, typically when people are going to do a bar crawl, they start at like 9, 9.30. We were down there at like fucking 5.30, 6 o'clock. So it was a long night ahead of us. Oh, yeah. And we went to a couple different places.

And the theme of the night, for whatever reason, was hurricane shots. Because Cam... Cam got in his drunk mind. That's what he wanted to do. The fuck's a hurricane shot? Where they. You take the shot. They splash the water in it.

And slap you. Oh Jesus. Have you ever seen that? Yeah I've seen that. Dude you're supposed to do it like one time. Maybe. Yeah. Cam did it like.

Fifteen times. Jesus Christ. It's like dude. It's like a one off party trick. He literally. He would request it. Multiple times. Jesus Christ. It's like, dude. It's like a one-off party trick. He literally... He would request it multiple times. I watched him. The same Martin.

Dude, I watched him, and then the next time I see him, his shirt is just fucking... You could wring that fucker out. I'm like, what are you doing, my guy? You gotta... It's one time, Kim. Him sitting in a bar still, just stripping wet.

That's what it was. Yeah, man, I don't know. But I think part of the reason... He wanted them to really hit him hard. Oh, yeah. He wanted to be... I want to feel something. He wanted to be fucking abused at the bar.

He kept saying, I want him to spin my hat around. That's what he said. Oh, yeah. Was that a girl or... Yeah. It's my hat around. That's what he said. Oh, yeah. Was that a girl? Yeah. It's always a girl. It's always a girl. Imagine it was a dude just punched.

Motherfucker. Shoot. Cameras. I don't know. So we'd had our initial bar crawl. Larry to fuck up on a bender. Went to a couple different places. We found

our way to, it was like a half bowling alley with a couple pool tables. It was like a mini bowling alley. And Spencer found his new favorite music group. Oh yeah, dude. Do you remember what their band name was? No idea. I think it was the Bishops. Really? Yeah. It was a

jazz band outside. Oh, fuck yeah. And he was acting like he was at aishops. Really? Yeah. It was a jazz band outside. Oh, fuck yeah. And he was acting like he was at a fucking rock concert, dude. Oh, yeah. He was getting the people going. He was standing out there. To his credit, he was the only one standing up. I look over every, like, ten minutes.

Eventually, more and more people are standing up, dancing around with Spencer. Yeah. He was fucking living it up out there. Wait, what were your dance moves? What were you doing at a jazz He wasn't dancing He was standing up front pointing at all of them And going like fuck yeah that's my guy

You could hear him over their mics Inside the place We're playing pool And we would hear Spencer's voice In the background of the mic And he's like alright this guy's getting into it This next one's called I think I. Yeah. This next one's called. I think I got a video.

Oh, God. This next one's called. And then you can just hear Spencer like. It was awesome. Put that up to the mic. It was Barnacle Boy. It was Barnacle Boy. It was Barnacle Boy. Anyways.

Here's Cam hitting the gurt. Right before he walked into the casino. Oh yeah, in the truck. I was hoping his eyes aren't open. I don't think they could open at that point yeah i don't know part of me was hoping like they would see it's a bachelor party and be like also you know what's fucked up is normally casino casinos give out free drinks to encourage gambling so i don't know what the fuck they're talking about we can't let you in here because they're drunk i feel like 90 of casinos in the nation would be like, get your fucking drunk ass in here and come spend all your money.

Yeah. What if it's different since, I don't know, maybe they just think you won't buy as much from their like alcohol. I don't know. You know how hard it is though to actually find a bar in the casino. The one we went, Ameristar that we went to, did you see a bar? Because I didn't. I just stayed on the first floor. Yeah, me too.

I didn't see a bar. Well, normally they go around and like, can I get you... Can I get you anything? Yeah, I didn't see that either. They got some brood. Because i didn't see that either they got some bro so we go to another place cam gets another couple one two hurricane shots from this place we end up ubering back to the hotel and since they were making friendly with that lesbian bartender from earlier,

they're, you know, of course, they're going to be like, why don't you come out with us? First of all, she's like, again, I'm 20. Yeah. And I'm going to a party. But I'll be back here at like 1030. So once we Ubered back, they're like, wait, maybe she's back there. We got to go back to the whatever place.

And I was like, I'm staying at the fucking hotel. So they Uber back. They go back out again. again oh shit jake thought i was with him i thought you were with him we'll get there no let's let's let's let's say that now so you so i went to bed yes and i wake up at 1.30 in the morning with Spencer's light and you go, did I wake you up? And I go, well, yeah, I'm talking to you right now. I was fucked up. And I was like, how was it?

And you're like, oh, I've been down in the lobby this whole time. I'm like, oh, it's like two and a half hours ago. What have you been doing for two and a half hours down in the lobby? And you're like, talking shit to Iowa fans. Yeah, there's a bunch of fucking Iowa fans down there. What, like at the bar or something? No, they're just sitting in the lobby. So you're just like sitting on a couch just talking shit for two hours?

Yeah. That's awesome. That's exactly what it is. That's fucking awesome. And when we walked in there was it was like there must have been a bunch of softball games because there was like multiple different families like you could see the different uniforms there was probably three or four different teams i saw yeah and then the kids went to bed and i kept because we walked in drunk as hell, and there's a bunch of little kids with their families. I'll snuggle up in their jammies in the hotel locker room singing Kumbaya. And then we're in there like, I don't want a beer.

The shit talking was working because they kept giving me beer. There you go. From where? From their coolers. Oh just they're just giving you beers in the lobby yeah i know you can do that so spencer comes in asks if he woke me up anyways we maybe it was maybe an hour later so jackson comes in no it wasn't that later much later how much later was it? Like 30 minutes later? Probably because they got in there like 1.30.

Yeah. Well, he comes in and he goes, he's like, oh my God. And he goes, by the way, the hurricane count is up to eight now. So he got like four more in the time we left him. And he went back out again. So the hurricane shots continued. That's pretty much the extent of the trip. One of the kids in Cam's room fell asleep with the bath going.

Which is so dangerous. So dangerous. Someone woke up because the water was spewing over. Holy shit, they blew up the hotel room? Kind of. I don't know. I don't know how much it spewed over.

But he's just laying in it. He was in the water? Yeah. Oh, fuck the water? Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah. That's bad. That's real bad. He stayed up until like 5 a.m. puking.

Yeah, they were all up. And then they all woke up at like 7.30. Yeah, so a few of them got like two hours of sleep. And then drove all the way back to fucking cosette i got up to go eat breakfast because i was like i'm gonna take advantage of this free breakfast and um you know i got my tight 12 hours in but no so i so i spencer and jackson are passed out i take a peek in the room everyone's kind of awake but cam is fucking dead i mean he's dead no pulse he gets up he's throwing up like crazy and we get all our shit packed up we go down to the parking lot cam goes over to my truck pops open the cooler grabs a bush light and shotguns it

oh yeah i'm like that's neat now that's something that like, that's neat. Now that's something. That's cool. That's pretty cool. Cool guy, Cameron. I come to find out, or we come to find out, because you, who was it? Keenan?

Cameron. Keenan? Cameron. I thought. Cameron snapped me because he was driving. The one that was driving. Because we had to stop three times. Several times.

They stopped two times before they got to Lincoln. Jesus. Pulled over for Cam to throw up. And Max. Oh, yeah, the kid that was in the bathtub. Yeah. So. Sounds like a fucking.

I think it was Monday. I texted Cam. I was like like how you feeling buddy i heard you had a make a couple pit stops on the way home and he goes i think i got the flu he goes i think i got the flu and i'm like the flu and he's like yeah i couldn't fucking eat or drink anything and i would just throw it right up. And I'm like, hmm. Maybe it's because you were just drinking poison for three days. Gallons of liquor. And beer. We'll be back this weekend.

So that was the bachelor trip. This last weekend, a.k.a. two nights ago, we had a good old time. And now Ben can finally do some talking and weigh in. Chime in. Because you were there. Got something to say, big boy? I was there. No, it was a fun time. It was a good Saturday.

Happy birthday. Yeah, we were celebrating Spencer's 21st birthday. We, uh... Again. We, uh... When did you decide you wanted to do the group therapy? A couple weeks ago.

You'd done one before. Yeah. You hadn't. No. Zane hadn't. This is the first one I've actually been on That I didn't fall off of How many How many Did you fall off prior to this?

Three What? You went three for three on falling off? Oh yeah Every time Jeez How? Dude I don't know

What do you mean? Like I was on the seat And then Next thing I know I'm looking at the stoplights It's kind of funny how that happens huh? Yeah Was it with the sides or no sides? I was on the seat. Next thing I know, I'm looking at the stoplights. It's kind of funny how that happens, huh? Yeah.

Was it with the sides or no sides? No sides. That's awesome. Yeah. I feel like that would almost make it dangerous. You'd get rolled up in it, and it would flop you over a bunch of times. Did it catch you there? I don't know.

Maybe. Yeah. Yeah, I don't even remember getting on that damn bike. To be honest. Like the first one? No. This one. On Saturday. The one we just did?

Yeah. We were boozing for... Okay, yeah. So, okay. Seven hours before that. What time did you guys start drinking? Oh, probably like... Saturday.

Huskers game. Two. Two? Yeah. You started drinking at Oh, probably like Huskers game. Two? You started drinking at two? Yeah. Were you over there for the whole game? Yeah. So you were over there at two? I started drinking at, yeah, before the Huskers game. Yeah, so like two. And I was... Were you going at the same pace as him? Uh, I was cruising.

Yeah, no, yeah, I was cruising as well. What does that mean? Just drinking at a normal rate. What's a normal rate? I'm not trying to fire off drinks, but I'm just sipping them. I was firing. I was firing on it also. Well, then more people started showing up,

and then it was more of just turning into a drinking thing rather than watching football. Yeah, I was... Dude, I probably had six. Well, I'll tell you what you told me. I don't know how many I had because I remember at one point the top of my 30 rack was gone. Yeah. I can tell you when that was.

When? So, I went over to my parents' house to watch the game. And then, on my way home, I was getting calls. Where are you? They were banging calls. Spencer called me and then handed the phone to Zane. Zane wanted to talk. Yeah.

And you guys were like like when are you coming over And I was like I gotta go get Lena And shower and fucking Then we're gonna eat supper I'm gonna eat supper And then we'll head over Yeah I forgot about that part So then

We went to Lena really wanted to get ramen Like from the place by Shields kinda I can't remember what it's called it's like no oh yeah i know what you're talking it's got like a asian or orient whatever i'm trying to be racist oriental is not a racist term no i don't know it might be it might be let it fly something it's wrong in this room we let it fly. Yeah. But, um... Ramen. So we were getting ramen.

Spencer calls me again, asking where I'm at. I'm like, I'm getting ramen. He goes, what? You eat that every day? Is it noodle company? No, not noodles and company. Yeah, okay. It's like an actual Asian, like... Oh, cuisine.

Something. You eat that every day. You eat that every day. And I'm day and i'm like no it's like special ramen special ramen i actually got dumplings i didn't get wrong i didn't feel like eating soup before i went on a bender but um i don't know it kind of set the foundation i guess a little bit so spencer calls me and like 30 seconds into the call I just hear Zane's voice and I'm like why do you keep calling me and then handing the phone to someone else?

He likes to do that. In that call you go I you said I'm on to my second 15. You had cleared the top rack and on to the bottom. Or you said i'm on my second rack and i was like you've drank 30 beers already and you're like no the top you're like i have 16 in

my hand and 17 in my pocket that's what you said you said i have 17 in my pocket i'm like why'd you yeah in your house well because you're. Well, we left right after that. Wait, how many did you say were in your pocket? Like, I had 16, and then 17 in my pocket. He had 17 holstered. Yeah. Ready to fire. It was ready to fire.

And then I drank both of those going to Hy-Vee. Or we went to Casey's and then Hy-Vee. So I drank both those. Why'd you go to Hy-Vee? Because we needed the... Connor wanted Good Boys. Oh. Did you go into Hy-Vee? No.

I was standing outside with you and Zane. Oh, that's right. Remember? Wasn't there a fifth guy? Was Connor the only guy to get in? Yeah. Oh. Jesus Christ.

I don't remember you being there. I'll be honest. Who was more drunk huh come on I remember talking to Zen because remember you went and sat down and I was like

because I walked around the car and this motherfucker jumped right back in the car and I was like oh Mike you can't stand up for five fucking minutes oh and then he fucking busts out the door and he goes god fuck i don't stand up then jesus god i don't know why so you're all loitering around hyvee parking lot yeah creeping creeping around the hyvee parking lane smoking heaters and i get to your house and you guys aren't there and

i'm like these guys were fucking begging me to come over, and they're not here. Well, then I had one of the big boys. Like a 25-ounce natty light. Oh, that's right. I love when you guys have like 60 bush lights at home, and then you leave, and you get more alcohol. Wait, I got that at Casey alcohol. If I'm drunk.

Wait, I got that at Casey's. So I finished 1617 on my way to Casey's, opened that Natty Light, drove to Hy-Vee, drank that by the time we were. Yeah, Connor and I rode. And then I had it half gone when we got home. Spencer never touched a steering wheel at any point in this night. Oh, God, no. Maybe as a joke. No. No, God, no. Maybe as a joke. No, I don't even think as a joke.

But then, I finished at 25, had two more on the way down to group therapy, and then, let's see, and then I drank a whole case of Good Boys on the...

What? On the group therapy. Do those have six or twelve? Six. Six? No, they're twelve-ers. Are they twelve? Yeah. Or are they six?

No. You drank twelve drinks on there? Yeah. I had to have because there's only fucking... And a shot of 1942 was... And five Vegas bombs. So let's... You had five?

Where'd you get five Vegas bombs? At JJ's. No shit. Yeah, my buddy just kept racking them up. And five Vegas bombs. So let's... You had five? Where'd you get five Vegas bombs? At, uh... Was that J... At JJ's. No shit. Yeah, my buddy just kept racking them up. Jesus Christ. Let's backtrack.

Let's backtrack here. Let's backtrack, okay? Let's... Let's see here. So... Six... Seventeen bush lights. No.

Yes. Yes. No, I had two more on the way down to group therapy. Nineteen. Nineteen bush lights to group therapy 19 bush lights 19 bush lights yep count them for

two natty lights yeah the 25 ounce natty light okay so that's two yeah two natties

um 12 good boys 12 good boys really yeah they're gone there's none in my cooler so no one else was

drinking any actually I had a good boy. I think Connor did too. Connor had his own. I don't know. Let's just say 12. 12 good boys. He got none in my

cooler. So that puts us at... Then a shot of 1942. Shot. It's like 32 drinks and a shot of 1942 shot that's a little it's like 32 drinks at a shot of 19 that's when i i came out you know how we talk how i you know you enter the void i exited the void when i was taking that shot so you were at 34 beers and then took a shot yes and then 25 shot of tequila yeah and then i went down to we went down to jj's after that's like 33 oh shit yeah we still haven't even count the fucking the five vegas bombs at jj's five vegas bombs good god i didn't remember the five. I remember taking one, but then, uh, I don't remember.

I think it was Peg goes, dude, you just took five fucking Vegas bombs. And I'm like, oh, wait. Okay. So that's 32, 33, 34, 35, 40. Call it 40. Beverages. Beers. So that's beverages.

Yeah. Damn. 40 drinks. That's a, that's 40. Beverages. Beers. So that's beverages. Yeah. Dang. 40 drinks. That's a pretty good Saturday. That's a pretty good Saturday. But you said you don't remember getting on the bike to start the night? I don't remember getting on it, but then I remember being, I jumped out of the void at Iggy's.

I jumped out of the void at Iggy's. I jumped out of the void at Iggy's and then I smacked that and the fucking Death Reaper grabbed me right back into the void. So you remembered Iggy's. You remembered taking the shot. Mikey threw me right back into the void. Seeing or hearing his voice

was like you were coming out of a coma and you could hear Ben's voice in the distance. We were at Iggy's for maybe two minutes. We just walked up to thegy's for maybe like, wasn't it like two minutes? Oh, yeah. I don't even know. We just walked up to the bar and it was like two 1942 shots. Oh, you took one too?

Yeah. Hey. Went back out. Parked that real quick in the old stomach. Packed out of there. And then I jumped back out of the void because I saw some buddies from college at JJ's. I remember that. It's like a familiar face to just bring you in.

Yeah, bring me back. And he saw my, I had the little party hat. Oh, shit. Where did we get that from? Iggy's. Was that Iggy's? Yeah.

And then he saw that and he goes, oh my God, dude, you need some Vegas bombs. And I'm like, okay. So I remember standing up there and I'm like okay so I remember standing up there and I remember taking one and seeing

more full ones so I'm like I don't I don't know anyone else I'm just like doing this actually it weren't even for you you just drank I don't know dude

they were sitting in front of us he took he took one and I took one and then he like just kind of like stood back and I'm like. And then he just kind of like stood back. And I'm like, okay.

So I just kept drinking. You act like somebody had a gun to your head. Like, fine, I'll take it. Well, there's full Vegas bombs. Okay. Like you got to drink the poison. And then after that, dude, it was, the void had me. That's when your head was,

you were fully, oh yeah, I was fully committed to the void. He had to put his head down and rest for the rest of the ride. Yeah.

So, Zane also entered the void. I wish we had this video. You can see the very moment that he entered the void it was the last sip of his jug

it was the last sip of his jug he had a empty what was it tea a gallon water I think it was a water jug but what did he mix it with coke it was a 2 liter Coke, I think.

No, it was like the one, like the, what's the one step up? One liter or 1.75? Yeah. It was two one liters, so a two liter? Thank you. Yeah. Two of those? Yes.

Two one liters. Okay. Two liters of Coke and a 750 of Pendleton. Yes. In an empty plastic jug. Yep. And he had about three quarters of it before he got on the bike. He was passing it around, though. I had one small drink of it.

I had a few swigs. I had a tongue tasting. What'd you say? You dipped your tongue in it? Yeah, like just got a little. Just retreated? I got a little. It was less than a shot.

Just wet your tongue and brought it back? Oh, yeah. It was gross. It wasn't good. I made the joke, how big of a gym bro are you that even your alcohol you got to drink out of a water jug? When we got on the bike, he asked the guy, he's like, is it all right if I drink out of this? It's just milk. And I looked down at it, and it's clearly just brown liquid slush.

It's just black. He was like, yeah, I don't care. That guy did not care. I'm about to cut. Oh, no. Dude, he was trying to get fucking hammered with this. I heard him at one point. Didn't he say he wanted a shot?

He did. Someone said, can we buy you a shot? And he was like, I'm not going to not take it. So I was like... Oh, shit. And then we never stopped again

after that. Did we not? No, we were... Dude, Courtney's starting to tell me you went to Pickleman's. Like, we stopped at Pickleman's on the bike. That did not happen.

I don't remember that at all. They said they stopped to go piss at Pickleman's on the bike. That did not happen. I don't remember that at all. They said they stopped to go piss at Pickleman's. Oh, I don't remember that. The closest we would have been was when we went to Iggy's. So unless they blew past the lines and ran down there to piss and then come back. Did they not go to Iggy's? I don't know. They might have just went to Pickleman's while we went to Iggy's.

Dude, I have no idea. That could have happened. That's the only option. Yeah. That's the only option. Yeah. That's the only option. I never stepped foot into Pickleman's. No. Nor saw Pickleman's.

I don't know. So, Zane, there's a video of him finishing it. He's on a knee in the middle of the group therapy, finishing it. And then when he puts it down, you can just see, like, his face kind of glaze over. Like, you can almost see the light leave his eyes. Like, you can see the moment where he blacks out. He jumped into the void with me.

I don't know if I've ever seen that. It was like I saw the gatekeeper take him. No one ever sees the gatekeeper take me. We've seen, we've been calling him the gatekeeper Why? Because you're usually with Spencer when it happens Oh yeah Jesus Christ

Dude you always take me What? You throw me in the fucking void That's what you do You take me You take me into the void Soul snatcher Again You had 30 drinks without me doing anything in void. That's what you do. You take me. You take me into the void. Soul snatcher. Again, you

had 30 drinks without me doing anything. I gave you one shot. We counted it up. And we're blaming me. Yes. That's crazy. You are responsible for 39 of the drinks. And he had one.

He gave you one shot. And yeah, you sent him in I'm the problem Yeah You're fucking How dare you Post JJ's

So yeah On the other end Spencer's here Zane's on the other side They're just both head down Just fucking Slumped over Fighting for their life.

Slumped over the rail or the little counter. Whatever. We're all partying away, and those two are just clinging on. I was telling Ben to watch Zane. I'm like, make sure he doesn't fucking fall off. Dude, you know what was kind of nice, though? I woke up nodding over Cause I didn't have anything My body didn't like

What? When I woke up on Sunday How Is that possible? Oh I was not hungover Did it have anything to do Are you still drunk when you woke up? Not really

Did it have anything to do with the P pile that you left in the parking garage? Maybe. I only puked like... That was the only time I puked, though. Yeah, but... There's no way I puked all that alcohol out. Ain't no fucking way. I don't know.

Maybe your body's just an anomaly, but... Yeah, isn't Zane saying he wasn't hungover either? Yeah, Zane wasn't hungover. I wonder if they just have crazy. Their metabolisms. Both of their metabolisms have to be really fast. Now when I'm drinking. I didn't know how Zane was going to.

I didn't know if he was going to wake up based on how we left him on the couch. He's like. Asking Jake to shoot him. Let's talk about that. We get on the couch. He's like... Asking Jake to shoot him. Let's talk about that. So, we get off the bike. We'll get to that. Okay. We get off the bike.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. We get off the bike. Zane stumbles his way over to the curb with assistance from us. And it's about at this point when he starts talking about his hat. He is clean.

He was adamant that nothing happened to his hat. He was like, that's my dad's hat. He kept, multiple times he said, I would die before anything happens to that hat that's what he said he couldn't throw up he was like leaning against like a street sign and there's lots of people walking by just going like you're throwing up they're like hell yeah dude you know everyone down there at that point is like getting off of their group therapy. Seeing someone leaned over is nothing new to them. They're like, yeah, fuck yeah.

It's fucking cool. Zane goes, Zane doesn't throw up. He goes, I can't. I have stage fright. You remember him saying that? He said he had stage fright. I was dying. Ben was laughing.

I'm trying to keep it together a little bit for the sake of Zane. We're both walking him. Well, I'm walking him. You're walking his hat. I'm walking Zane to the truck. We're just trying to get to the truck. Just get him into the vehicle. One foot in front of the other.

We got to keep this moving. We get him to the truck. I'm just like roll the window down you know casey throws up roll like i don't care if it's raining i don't care if my truck gets wet i'd rather a little water get in then i don't know then penultimate against the side of the window or something fucking penultimate so i'm like we need some soothing music for this car ride home so i put on minecraft c418 and ben so i was gonna go for it i just couldn't do it i couldn't do it ben goes in true ben fashion he goes this is honestly like a really good song choice for this moment like this is

nice yeah it's kind of nice because i was i wasn't like you guys but i was pretty drunk as well and i was like i was really drunk yeah i was like this is just peaceful like this is how i need to go home it was like rain hitting the window it was kind of minecraft piano like i was like fuck this everyone knew that it was nice but ben had to go like this is actually pretty nice that's a great call and zane just goes Fucking love Minecraft He said that a couple times Fucking love Minecraft Out of nowhere dude Fucking love Minecraft

He's like just sleeping like this Fucking love Minecraft It's always good when he Every once in a while Verbalizes so you know He's still alive Yeah he's checking on him Oh Courtney said

When she was driving me home I sat up and I go, fuck, we left Zane on the street. And she was like, no, he's good. He's good. So we was driving us. I thought we left Zane.

No man left behind. And he kept, apparently he kept telling her, I was like, just don't leave zane down there she could do whatever i was like we gotta get zane home gotta save him so um and one man in mind kids they know it's always nice that even in your uh even in your drunken incapacitated state you're still still looking out for your homies. Worried about the fellas.

Not worried about yourself. Worried about the other most drunk guy. But, so, yeah, so we got, you all right? Yeah. So we got Zane home, back to your house. The moment the door closed, he's like, here we go. Like, now we can throw up. So he's leaned over, watering your. Like, now we can throw up.

So he's leaned over, watering your ornamental grasses next to your driveway. And Ben's fucking hyping him on, like cheering him on. He's just like, yeah, fuck yeah. Poultry. I kept saying poultry. He kept going, pull that trigger. Pull that motherfucking trigger. He kept going.

No wonder we're saying, shoot me, Jake. Oh, shit. Ben still didn't realize what I was talking about Vince Zane pulled a trigger He doesn't even realize I'm talking to him He thinks like I'm talking to you He probably thought Just fucking shoot him, dude Put him out of his misery

He probably thought you guys were gonna kill him Zane leaned over like And thinks that I have a gun pointed at the back of his head. I never even thought about that. Bullet trigger. Bullet trigger. Zane's just like, fucking do it.

I don't even care. Like, Zane, what are you talking about? I don't know if that's what he was actually... That would have been... I don't know either. That's a funny angle. It could... You never know.

But Ben's like making side jokes. And I'm just like, at one point, I'm just like, just stop. Shane wasn't here. Let him focus. I know. But in the moment, I don't know. You just don't want to stir up someone that's in this state. It's my favorite thing to do.

So he's just, you know, and he's fucking's he's having a throw up that almost sounds like he is sick like with a stomach bug or something because it's a lot of dry he even not a ton of liquid a lot of it i was gonna say not like barely any liquid like you would think it would be like a for how much he drank right just straight liquid you would think everywhere so but i don't know he got pretty much done he's like oh clear it up and we, but I don't know. He got pretty much done. He's like, I'll clean it up. And we're like, you don't have to worry about it, buddy. Get inside, dude.

You threw up in a rock bed and it's raining. I'll clean it up. Don't worry. I'll clean it up. And yeah, he was like, I fucking love you, Jake. Shoot me. He kept asking me to shoot me. I think it might have been he was so drunk

he wanted to die is why he was saying asking pleading for me to shoot him I wouldn't blame him and he kept being like I don't think I'm making it to work tomorrow we're like don't worry about it nobody thinks you're going to don't worry about it buddy

when I walked downstairs the next morning he goes we're making breakfast and he goes i gotta get to work and i'm like you missed it it's 8 30 and he goes oh thank god he didn't have to come nobody nobody expected him to come so i waddle him inside and courtney's making him putting a sheet on the couch making him a bed on the couch and i look in the kitchen and ben and lena are taking this trash bag and trying to stretch it over a plastic like storage bin yeah they're like ripping it trying to stretch it over the corner because it's not the right size and i had to go in there and help him stretch it over

and we go back in there and sit down with Zane and he's all he's got sad reality asking us to shoot him and then eventually he's good enough where I stand up and I'm looking at Lena and I'm like let's get out of here there was no sad boy hours upstairs

this is where I left off fuck her man oh yeah then Courtneyney comes down like ben you gotta help me with fucking spencer she's in the bathroom oh my god get up there i'm like what do you want me to do he's like just get a pillow or something i'm like you get a pillow from the bed trying to like pick up his head and like stuff a pillow when you go like this like are you grabbing his hair um kind of because he was he was face down on the fucking bathroom and so i think you had a hoodie or jacket on it i was grabbing like the

collar and he wasn't throwing up anymore no no i didn't you were just ready you were just there yeah i don't know why you go to the floor of the bathroom that's the it's nice and cool it's just the normal human reaction when you're just down bad. It's like, I got to lay on the bathroom floor. I need tile. You'd add COVID probably. Maybe that's his favorite texture. Might be.

I like a nice tile, yeah. Nice tile. Full circle. Yeah. Anyways. Oh, yeah. So I'm trying to pick his fucking... Oh, shit.

Boom. Fucking idiot Ear rape I'm trying to pick his head up And he's like Fuck off Fucking stop And I'm like He's like fighting

He's fighting me Like not Like Keeping his head down So I'm like Really like just yanking on him Like just trying to stuff a pill He's like

Fuck you Get away I'm like Alright Dog's right I finally get it Fucking Tucked under

And I call my Uber And that was my night Then ordered Taco Bell Oh yeah yeah yeah Uber 4 I thought I was ordering Like you know like

The like Cravings box Yeah So that's what I thought I was getting I got Like 4 tacos? Because you saw the number four. Oh, fuck.

Oh, no. And I fucking, I open it, and I'm like, holy shit. But I was honestly like kind of happy because I was like, I was fucked up, hungry. And I'm like, dude, I got everything I need. I got everything. I'm like, I got fucking taco, burritos. You just like spread it out like a king about to feast. And then I open one burrito, take two bites, and I'm like, I'm going to bed.

Oh, no. Taco Bell was not agreeing with me. And then, yeah, fell asleep. It was kind of nice because I got back to my place at like 11.45. It wasn't that late. I don't know. It might be an underrated thing, but I like... This might be the other thing i love

about group therapies for one i like group therapies because i feel like it's well i'm speaking for myself here it's like the cleanest buzz because you're like you're pedaling like you're keeping your heart rate up so i feel like you're processing it a little bit faster and it just feels like a clean but i said i'm speaking for myself it feels like just like i don't know it just feels like a clean but i said i'm speaking for myself it feels like just like i don't know it just feels like a clean buzz especially if you're like drinking white claws i don't know yeah i remember getting off the bathroom floor at 5 30 and it was it was a war zone to get to bed what do you you mean? Trying to crawl back? Dude, I like stood up,

fucking about fell into the bathtub. I'm fucking bouncing off the walls. And then like I turn the corner and the bed looks like it's a mile away. And I'm like, oh, oh, here we go. And I'm like on the doorway like this, just like holding myself up.

And I'm like, ugh doorway like this, just like holding myself up. And I'm like, oh, just five. Like, I dude, I thought about just like getting on my hands and knees and crawling to the bed. That's always an option. I mean, I'm just tripping over my it felt like I'm tripping over my toes. Just trying to get a walk. That's the that's the that's the monsters toes. Just trying to fucking walk. That's the monsters in the void trying to pull you back. The carpet felt long

like I was trying to pick up my feet over mud. Walking through tall grass. Gotta cut this down. Then I fall back asleep, wake up at about 8.30. Probably 8 o'clock.

And I'm like, wait, okay, who the fuck's here? And Courtney's like, who all stayed the night? Connor, Gavin, and Zane. And I'm like, where did Zane go? And Courtney's like, I think he's downstairs. I'm like, oh, thank God. He made it somewhere. So you felt, like, reassured that he was somewhere safe

yeah that's good yeah then I walked walked downstairs and Zane goes I gotta get to work like it's 830 and he goes oh thank god you know we asked Zane at work today

and Spencer was like You gonna drink Pendleton Ever again And he's like Oh yeah I love it I'm like Okay

Fucking Man loves him some Pendleton That's a trooper That's a guy that loves Some Pendleton Um It was a great night I can't remember

What else I was gonna say Let's do it next week Or We are doing it this weekend That's I think I might go for 45 this weekend. Nope. No.

You can do whatever you want. Fuck. We got cans winning this weekend. What did they get last weekend? 40. 40? Yeah, I'll go for 45. Guess what?

South of 60. South of 60. Fuck. I did. Oh, yeah. fuck i did oh oh yeah what i was gonna say was i like um not only the clean buzz of it you know that doesn't apply to everyone but i like i like the allotted time like you know it's gonna be two hours it's the right amount of time i like i like knowing this is what time it starts yeah and this is what time we're done there's like an anxiety for me like how much longer are we going to be out right like are we going to go till the bars close are we going to go till

someone dies like no it's nice knowing when it's nice knowing when the end is. We're done at 1130, and then we can figure it out from there. Dude, I do remember on the way home getting so mad because I'm like, I can't fucking hang anymore. I can't fucking drink. And Courtney goes, you've been drinking for fucking 10 hours I can't fucking drink anymore Like you were getting down on yourself Like you were losing your touch

Yeah I thought I was fucking losing You only had 12 No 17 18 drinks in 2 hours Lost his fastball I did I lost his fastball I'm throwing

Guys averaging 9 drinks an hour I can't drink anymore lost his fastball I did I lost his fastball I'm throwing guys averaging nine drinks an hour I can't drink anymore yeah I can't fucking drink anymore that's what I thought sometimes you just gotta look at the

stat sheet and be like you know I think how the hell did you pulled me in the void how am I looking at any stats

don't fucking throw me under the bus I think it was Gavin just like that beer at McKinney's that that got me I think it was Gavin or someone like that beer at McKinney's. That. That got me.

I think it was Gavin or someone was like, we going out afterwards? And I was like, the fuck are you talking about? It's like, no. And we also have still like 50 beers back at Spencer's. It was like with all the shit we left on there, like the coolers and the. Yeah. Ben left with a couple souvenirs. I was just grabbing shit off the racks

One would argue you were helping clean up I was But also Made off with a profit I might have had a profit Is Pig drinking Tweed Probably

I stole about four of those He didn't steal anything Those would have gotten thrown away They were mine. They were mine. I found them. And somehow I ended up with an entire case of Michelobes. Oh, yeah.

Well, I think that was awesome. Oh, those are Eric's. Okay. Eric's the only one. You can come get them if you want some. I'll keep them cold for him. Eric's the only one drinking Michelobes. I'll keep them cold for him.

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