Grass Daddies Podcast - Episode 63: 2 Silos and a Tall Boy

Episode Date: December 17, 2024

In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast Jake is joined again by Ben and Zane. While enjoying a couple of "Hobo Cans" the boys talk about their recent experience getting wristbands at Cappys, Jake talks more about his idea for a new poker game, and collectively the boys learn about the interesting number of certain stores there are across the country. SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Zane's Instagram: @zane_zurbrugg Tik Tok: @grassdaddies podcast @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

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Welcome to the Zane Smells Like Cigarettes podcast. I'm Jake and I'm a gas daddy. And I'm being joined once again by Hancock and your favorite professional baseball player, Zane. Not Spencer. I messed it up last time. You remember that? Oh, yeah. You called me Spencer. I said, welcome, Ben and Spencer.

And I was talking to you before about what did i say that you're being too loud yeah and then you're sitting there like this staring at me and i'm like it's okay you can talk like i thought he was mad never yelling at him he never introduced me and he was like are you are you are you fucking with me and i'm like what you're like you call me spencer i'm like oh shit you'll fight me to your home and embarrass me in front of your friends someone like gabe but uh hey careful don't unplug anything now whoa uh here we are again on a friday this time uh we are on call ben and i for potentially having to go into work and put down some salt. Hopefully we don't get the call.

Hopefully the mini fridge doesn't give us something. Unlike going into work at 8.30 drunk. I wouldn't mind if the mini fridge showed us a little surprise here. A little surprise? Yeah. I wonder what it's got in for there for us. I don't know. Let's find out.

Hello? Oh. Oh. I wasn't done's got in for there for us. I don't know. Let's find out. Hello. Oh. Oh. I wasn't done knocking, but I'm just kidding. You can open it. Sorry. Whoa. I had no idea.

Hobo can. Is that a hobo can? It is a hobo can. We were just discussing this before the pod. We were. Maybe that's why it gave it to us. Well. Altogether now now i call them silos yeah i call them tall i like them you call these tall boys yeah 16 16 ounces a pounder you call them

pounders yeah i like the sound of that actually yeah i've never once heard you say yo let's get some pounders because i'm usually not getting pound. Oh. But if you were to get a pack of Tallboys, you'd say, I got a pack of pounders? Yeah. I got a six-pounder. I got a six-pounder. It's got a nice ring to it, if you ask me. All right. I guess, do we try to get a three-person re-bird?

Hold on. Let's make sure it's on the re-bird. Re-bird? Re-bird? Re-bird? Whatever. All right. Let's. Okay. Let me get. Okay. There's mine. and reverb hold on let me make sure it's on the revert re reverb reverb reverb whatever all right let's okay let me get okay there's mine let go let go i'm teasing mine three two it's lit

that sounded like a whale sound. That sounded like one of those TikToks where they're just like, listen to this sound that researchers discovered on radar. And it's like, Yeah, and it's just like, oh my God is that it's an alien just me coming out the this is our first hobo can i saw i saw one where it was like under it was like deep ocean gas line camera catches this and it was just like a giant fish yeah or like i don't know if it was a whale or just a giant fish that was close to the camera.

And all the comments are just like, you found a big fish in a big pond. Yeah, what do you think is going to happen? Fucking idiot. And then a comment was just like, can we not be putting gas lines in the... And I'm just like, okay. How else are we going to get gas? I don't know. I don't know. I need my gas. Hey. How are you we going to get gas? I don't know. I don't know.

I need my gas. Hey. How are you going to run your car, Shadow Bros? Hey, I need my gas. The old Natty Light, huh? I love Natty Light. It's honestly better than I remember. It's not bad.

It's really, it's not bad it's really it's not bad because usually you don't remember how things taste i don't remember half my life but i don't remember that's one thing is that a good or a bad thing i think it's a good thing i don't remember it's probably better that i forget those moments but yeah yeah and then i like when when you forget those moments and then someone else brings I like when you forget those moments and then someone else brings them up and you're like, I did that. Or I kind of remember that

and then you get a good laugh at it. It's probably better than actually just sitting there and remembering it. Do you think that's the only reward to blacking out is just the funny stories you hear after the fact? That's the only... Where someone's like,

dude, you said the craziest thing. You're like, hit me. Hit me. Yeah. I think that's the only good benefit of blacking out that can be terrifying sometimes though knowing the things i say it's just like oh shit what i say where'd i say yeah if this is only the stuff that's on a record i wonder what i said some to some stranger oh. I always do wonder, like... You gotta watch who you black out around. ...what I look like during those moments.

Just like if someone... Well, I mean, we have videos of it. I know. We got documentation. Just like a stranger sitting there, just like, holy shit. Like, I wonder what they're thinking. Like, not necessarily you guys, but just like the general public. Some NPCs observingcs if they even

notice or if i don't know yeah is anybody like sitting with a group of friends like hey you remember this one dumb ass down in o street yeah or like just start telling a crazy story and it just happens to be you or like i'm walking by the table they're like that was him oh that's him like you remember last weekend That's that guy. Yeah, that guy you fucking... Yeah. This guy that was pissing on the hobo. The guy that kept calling the waitress toots.

Yeah, that was probably me. She slapped you in the face. Her name's... Tell them your name is Tina. Or what was her name? Taffy's? Natalie. Oh, what was it?

Natalie. Why don't you... Hey, why don't you tell them your name is Natalie so they can quit saying, hey. Thanks, sweetheart. Go over there and play your pool. Well, all it's going to turn into is, hey, Natalie. It's not going to be fucking any different. It's going to be more annoying.

Oh, Natalie. Another one. They should just give us like a bell At Cappy's Like a rab's horn Why aren't you in uniform? Oh my god They should know when we come in

When we order a pitcher Just keep every 10 minutes Just bring another one Clear the pool table off yeah big ben's here what do you think they would call us when we come in oh like if we had like if oh like you think they give us a name or something like what's our little clicks name honestly it'd probably be here comes zane's crew because yeah because i think they know you because they're maybe not by my first name well that one guy

came up to you and was like hey what's your name and you're like Zane and he was like and then walked away that was still did you see that

it was very weird he wasn't I left pretty early yeah he wasn't there oh yeah I forgot you had to leave we were in the yeah we were in the middle

of a game of pool and I don't he's not a bouncer he's a bartender or a barback or both like I'm getting ready to shoot my shot and I look up and and the bartender's just walking over.

The guy with the big pool. The pool. Just in case Zane's girlfriend's listening to audio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was shooting a pool shot. I was lining up to shoot my pool shot, and the bartender with the real long beard, he's about 5'8". He's walking over real quick, and I look up, and he goes, hey, what's your name?

I go, Zane. He goes okay Shook my hand And then walked away I was like oh that's weird What the hell Yeah When he did this motion

I thought it was something Completely different When he walked over He was like I was just thinking long hair You know that dude Who's well endowed His beard does come down

It does come down To about tit level He's thinking jugs Yeah You know that guy With the nice tits But yeah Natalie Shut up Rhodes It's like a jugs. Yeah. You know that guy with the nice tits? But yeah.

Natalie? Shut up, Rhodes. Was that the guy that threatened to call the cops on you? I think so. I don't... It's a little fuzzy, yeah. Again. Don't remember. No, I do.

I just don't remember. I think it was him. If it was him or someone else. Yeah. Because there's another guy who I also think it might be, but... It could... at the front the guy at the front we've been there a few times and it's always the same guy like you know taking your id and stuff and i walked in there last time and he was like hold on i gotta go get some cash and then i ended up having smaller bills and he goes i hand him what do you go hand him my id and he goes you old enough to drink hand him my ID, and he goes, you old enough to drink? I go, what? I was like, yeah, just barely.

He literally looked at it. Then he goes, and handed it back to me. What? I didn't know if it was a joke or if he was serious, but I was a little bit confused. I thought that had to be a joke. It had to have been. It wasn't very funny, though. Yeah.

He probably recognized you. The delivery just wasn't it. A lot of confusion that night. How come it seems like every time we go in there, there's something going wrong? It's never just, oh, thanks, and then wristband. Yeah. So we usually go on there usually Saturday nights.

Well, either Friday or Saturday. Yeah. Well, it seems like whenever we go in there, they have like a live band playing usually after like eight o'clock and if there's a live band then there's a cover charge yeah so there's added confusion with you have to pay the cover and then you have to get your wristband as you're going in and the wristband is i think not only because you're 21 but also to like prove that you paid right yeah because if you're there before the also to like prove that you paid. Right.

Because if you're there before the band starts, then you don't have to pay. Yeah. We're already there. Unless you leave and come back. Right. So the past couple of times we've gone, well, the last time the one guy, you were like, I didn't get a wristband or whatever. And then they're just like, hold up.

Yeah. I remember. Yeah. I remember that. I walked in and he was like, you need a wristband. Cause I paid for a few like hold on like yeah i remember yeah i remember that i walked in and he was like we picked because i paid for a few guys they were all putting wristbands on you and i looked up and i was like hey i didn't get a wristband he's like okay okay hold on he's like it's fine or something i don't even remember what he's saying but then i kept sitting there and i continue to stand there in the doorway as people are lining up and i I was like, again, dude, I didn't get a wristband. Like they were almost waiting for you to go in.

You're just like. I still don't have a wristband. I didn't want to go back there and start playing pool or something and have the waitress be like, why don't you have a wristband? How'd you get in? Right. And then what? My story's going to hold up? He just didn't give me one.

Right. You know? you know so then this this most recent time that we went we go in and they go like we were like right or left wrist or like you know oh yeah and then he goes he goes are you driving to like a couple guys and they're like huh and he's like because if you're driving i'm gonna put it on your right wrist because and i was like and he's like because you if you're driving, I'm going to put it on your right wrist, because, and I was like, and he's like, because you don't want to have your left wrist hanging out the window to show that you've been at a bar.

Was that the real actual fucking reason? That's just what he, I don't know, that's what he said. I mean, it does make sense, but I feel like if I'm driving, I'm going to take my wristband off. Yeah. Regardless.

In my mind, it's like, so they, I thought it was, if you put it on the right wrist, then that person, you need to make sure they don't go too far. You can't cut that person off because they're driving. Yeah. But they said, so you don't show that you've been at the bar? To get you out of a dewey. Like what? Shout out to you.

I don't know. That's pretty nice. That's a nice thought. I mean, because then if you're not, then you have your left wrist jerking off the driver. I don't know if you're handing everything. It isn't like you're reaching over like this. Like, here you go Mr. Officer. I haven't had anything

to drink tonight. Oh, in case you have to literally hand your ID. Yeah. I thought it was just... Because hanging your window, hand out the window, it's December. I'd be doing that, too. My window's staying up, dude.

Unless I'm smoking cigs. Yeah. True. Window gotta be down. I don't know. Sometimes I leave the window up. It's cold outside. You're down bad.

I'll just crank that AC on. It's circulation. Wait. Rewind. So you'll leave the window up when you're smoking because it's too cold, but then you'll turn the AC on. That's not... Imagine hot boxing. That's not as cold.

Siggy. Dude, when it's like 10 degrees versus 60 degrees. But if you're leaving the window up because it's too cold out, then why would you turn the AC on? You got to get the smoke circulation. You can't do that with the heater? Then why wouldn't you just open the window? Because it's 10 degrees outside.

But the AC's on. It's going to be cold anyways. No, the AC, how cold's the AC? But here's the thing, if you had your window down, you could just have the,

but then you could just have the heat cranked up with your window down and it kind of offsets. And I feel like the cig smell gets like even worse when there's heat involved.

See, I just leave, I just leave a febreze bottle in there so when i'm done i'm like all right that ain't that's not a bad play yeah i'm a professional i should probably start doing that but have a febreze bottle in your in your car yeah i feel like that's pretty normal a febreze bottle why not yeah what about like a car air freshener see those don't see that doesn't do it. That's not good enough? No. See, those work for a couple days.

But the Febreze, it kills all the... Fresh out the pack, it works. Have you ever... After that, no. Because when you get a little tree to hang, they show a little thing on the back where it's like... For the first week, you cut it open a sliver,

and then a week after, you cut it open a little more. You don't just take those things out? If you want them to last longer, if you look on the back, there's usually a little diagram to show how much to take it off. You cut a little triangle, and you feed it down the branches, and it holds it on. Oh, that makes sense why they're trees. You're shitting me. This is crazy.

I'm not shitting you. I'm going to go get one and try. I would show you, but we don't. I've been doing it wrong this whole fucking time. I guess I never read the back. That's why it's super strong for like a day. It is pretty strong. It is strong. It's really good for one day.

I got about 30 of them hanging in the back of my truck right now. You do? I saw that. He's got like a stack like this thing hanging in like this they've been up there for years yeah i parked next to like a little collection with it had to be 30 black ices just all up i mean that's the superior scent no we can agree on one thing okay yeah i do like but i will say bay breeze and the vanilla aroma one. Yeah, Bay Breeze is underrated. Dude, if you get a Vanilla Roma and a Bay Breeze at the same time

and open them at the same time, that combo is next level. Next level. Do you have a Sensi? Probably not. I don't know what that means. Like the thing I have with the little wax melter? No. Because you seem like the type of guy you would like to.

No, no, no, no no no no just in your house at your house no you seem like that maybe i'll get you one for christmas probably not but it's you seem like the kind of guy that would like taking your gift back that would like to like go to walmart and like combine little smells and be like i think this uh pumpkin spice would combine well with this uh vanilla bourbon barrel dude i was just that because uh i was uh trying to track down the spruce smell like the christmas tree you know it's a good smell time of season uh i like you know i like loading up a little og fortnight play with the boys on my little Christmas tree on, my little spruce smelling. Getting shit-faced on some bushlights and just smelling like Christmas.

While I was in Walmart looking for them, I saw one that was called Humidor. And I smelled it, and it smelled like cigars. And I was like, I could get down. Maybe I need to get one of these. This is enticing.

Was it like a smoky smell? It wasn't super smoky, but it was like the essence of a cigar. Like a tobacco. Like an unsmoked cigar. Yeah, like an unsmoked cigar. I can get down on that. So maybe we should look. I don't know if Hy-Vee would have them, but we should look when we go to get our PBRs.

Yeah. I'm down down time to play the game i'm excited for that wait so i know this is kind of not podcast talk but how late are we having to wait till we know we don't have to go 10 30 well okay so if they said we have to make sure we're cleared up until 10 30 then maybe it means like we have to run in at 8 30 or 9 and throw it down and then leave we don't have to sit there yeah because the ice mount will be there for a while yeah that makes sense why he won't so like say if it was rain like freezing rain right now well the bar is probably open till 10 30 and they wanted to put

put it down before i start leaving and they're slipping on the sidewalk right because if it closes at 10 30 that's when people are going to leave yeah then we need to make sure that when people are leaving it's there so we might be able to go in a couple hours before it closes and it'll still be there why is it 8 39 but if we put it down at noon and then it rained, it might wash it away before it has a chance. Yeah, that's why

they're the bosses. I mean, they're not entirely trying to fuck us. Maybe a little bit. Yeah, well, someone's got to do it. Somebody's got to. It's not going to be them. Yeah, it's not going to be them.

They don't do that shit. If there's one thing I know in life, and we can cheers to this, you're either going to be the fucker or get fucked. You kind of, you're like, I don't know if I want to cheers. I'm just kidding. Okay, we're not going to cheers. We can actually cheers.

Hey, to either getting fucked or being the fucker. I was kind of joking, but shout out Brods. Tip your waitress. Thanks, Natalie. This might be the best beer in the world. Natty Light. It's good. I don't dislike it. It's going down

too smooth. I can have about... I can have another one. You know how there's some guys that have fake too smooth. Yeah. I can have about I can have another one. We got 12 pack of these. Yeah. You know how like there's some guys that have like fake

like Dr. Disrespect has Alex or whatever like the fake the producer. We should have like one of those and name it Natalie.

Like hey Natalie. Hey Natalie get us another drink. Natalie what the fuck the sound is fucked up. Hey bro. Hey bro. And then we're just mean italians tour it's an inevitable life cycle

i thought you were implying that this is the best beer you've ever had just because it's like the best beer is the first beer that you have of the evening is just the best. I'd say it's probably the third one. Yeah, I saw a meme that was just like, there's nothing better than the first beer after your first beer. Right. It's the beer after you feel the buzz. That's the best beer.

That's the best beer. So the first beer is okay. It's cool. It's nice. I would argue the first beer is okay. It's cool. It's nice. I would argue the first beer is necessary. Right. Because you can't have... You need the first beer.

You can't have a third without having the first and second. Every... It's kind of what they say. You have to wipe twice to know that you only needed to wipe once. Or you have to wipe once to know you didn't need to wipe. Yeah, that's true. Because if you didn't wipe and just stood up You're just a nasty motherfucker

Well, you might not have needed to But you didn't know you didn't need to Yeah Journey of a thousand miles starts with one step There we go God, a bunch of philosophers now The journey to a million beers starts with one beer Yeah

Shadow Broads Shadow Broads. Uno. Shout out Broads. A beer starts to taste bad. Should we just rename this podcast Shout Out Broads? Shout Out Broads. Might be kind of hard. Getting advertisers with that name.

Or just trying to start from scratch again when we've had a podcast for a year. Rebrand. That could be our second podcast. Shout out Broads. Yeah, shout out Broads. Crash Daddies off the off the mower. Yeah.

I don't know. Oh. Off the mower podcast. Off the deck. I don't know. I got a little ear itch. Go ahead. There.

So we talked about last episode, I think. Again, hard to remember because they all blurted together. Playing PBR poker, and that is our ambition for after this episode. Oh, yeah. I'm excited. Can I have your guys' bottle caps when we're done? Yeah.

Because I do low-key want to try to get a set, just like people. Just to have one? Yeah. Well, and I also... I need that Ace of Spades. If anything else, just the Ace of Spades. It's going to be hard to contain my excitement if I get it. If you get it.

I'm going to be like... Poker face is going straight out the window. Do the Zane giggle there you go the green smile yeah yeah one of those yeah wait do that again it's actually pretty it is pretty thanks so watch that movie so and we just lost a viewer or several I'm just kidding you can't lose something you don't have so I think yeah after this

how many six packs do we want how many six packs do we want to get just one per person two per person you don't like the idea of only having six beers I don't like being limited. Yeah, I don't know if I'll drink 12, but I sure as shit drink six. So it's better to have a couple more.

Just in case you want seven. Then you can have beers. Are we going to try to get a couple more people to come over? Should we get old Spencer on the horn or what the fuck is he doing? Yeah, maybe we should. Should we do a live podcast called him? Wasn't this his idea or something? PBR Poker?

No, this is Jake's. This is his original idea. We literally talked about it this morning. Oh, I don't know. Wasn't the whole thing at lunch we were looking up whether I came up with an original thought? No, right, but... And he did. This was mentioned like Monday or something.

Wasn't this brought up like way earlier in the week, right, in the group chat? Oh, this is an example of me making you sound like an idiot when I'm misunderstanding. Did you mean the idea of getting together and playing it? Right. Oh, not the game itself. Right. Sorry, yeah. I can't wait to listen back and be like, thank God.

You caught yourself. I caught myself and I got ahead of that. I also don't have a way with words it's easy to misunderstand i don't know who had the idea of playing it today might have been zane it's philly i was like i want to play it and you're like let's do it oh yeah well we were talking remember we were talking about how we were going to do it because remember at first we were talking about if we wanted to put a deck of cards in the middle or if we wanted to use all five? Oh, yeah. Like the way we wanted to actually conduct the game.

Like are we going to have two? Because there's many different versions of poker. You know, you've got hold'em, five-card draw, pineapple, seven-card no-peaky. I mean, come on. Come on, man. Come on. Yeah, you've got stepsister. Is that your your foot or mine is that don't tell your parents i'll um i do need to not in my ass i hope you're 18 slow down b diddy i need to i need to clarify that in case there's anyone going

you're describing playing poker wrong i did get confused because I was saying we would all have five cards and then cast one in the middle for it. That's wrong because we would either play five card stud with five and then there'd be an extra, or we would have two of our bottles and then cast an extra one in the middle. But I think, yeah, we decided we would each take two of our bottles and then use cards. Yeah. So then we could have three rounds of two with a six pack.

Because I do like your original version with the five. But the thing is, I'm going to... We'd have to chug five. Yeah, this thing. Are we going to see how fast we can drink five beers? Or if we use two, we can drink... Is that a bad idea? We could drink one.

Here's what we could do. We could each drink one beer, right? And then have one bottle cap and then do the flop. So the three cards come out. So then you can get a little bit of excitement. And then while we're drinking our next beer, we could bring the turn. Yeah. The fourth card sure and then right before when then when we

finish our second beer then we have two bottle caps and then then we get to see if we got anything on the four and we can get you know some excitement comes yeah and then if i have like say if i'm looking for a straight or something we still got the river card the last card and then we'd be like oh shit who gonna win you know what i mean build a little excitement, and that way we don't have to sit there and just chug our beers just to get to the game. We can enjoy our delicious and scrumptious ice-cold PBR and have a nice, enjoyable game at the same time. I think that's how we do it.

See, that's also how we – we had a stipulation on this. Well, normally, like, when we're playing a made-up game for stakes usually i like make up a trophy or a prize or something but i haven't like anything well when you're playing like hold them or whatever there is one right you gotta bet two three there's four rounds of betting right minimum so what do you bet another beer well we could just say... Two beers! Two beers! Three beers!

We could just say or use pennies just to signify that we want to stay in it. Yeah, I mean, we're just having fun. We could just use coins or pennies. We need an excuse to drink P.B.O. We're not really here to make money. We're here to get drunk. Yeah, I don't give a... That was a stupid question.

You lose a round, you got a shotgun of beer. Fuck that. With a glass bottle. I mean, we got a shotgun of beer. Fuck that. With a glass bottle. I mean, we can get some cans too. Fuck it. Shotgun of Hobo Can. Ooh. I've never heard it called a Hobo Can before.

Neither have I. I don't really like it. It doesn't got a good ring to it. I love how that website was like, it's only got one name. No one's ever called it anything else. It's Hobo Can. to it. I love how that website was like, it's only got one name. No one's ever called it anything else. It's Oboe Can. So what did they say is a silo? It wasn't on there.

Yeah, silo wasn't a thing. I didn't see it on there. What? Yeah. Maybe that's just like a midwesterner type thing. Looks like a silo. Down here in Hornville, you know what I'm saying? Damn, that can's so big. I've always just called this a tall boy Because it's a tall can

A 16 to 12 is just a beer I just call that shit I don't have fancy names for much That's just a bigger beer Small beer, medium beer, and a big beer A beer A bigger beer And a really big beer

Then you got a 40 Everybody knows a 40 everybody's got the 40 edward 40 years is a silo can it's gonna come up it's gonna be like a can silo can refers to a large capacity beverage can typically around 24 ounces named after the tall cylindrical storage structure is called silos used on farms to store grain due to the can similar shape and size it's often associated with crap breweries using larger cans for specific beer styles. Well,

fuck me, right? What keeps dingling dangling off someone's mic? Sorry, I was playing with the thingy but bigger. Got ADHD. That's alright. I'll go back. For the last 30 minutes or so, do we want to do that kind of game thing i was talking

about where we uh so because we talked about it but they don't know what you're talking about so lena and i were at walmart the other day and i was sitting there and i'm like, I wonder how many Walmarts are in the United States. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's play that. And in my mind, I'm like, 500,000? 700,000? You know, there's like three just in my city alone. Yeah, there is. It's got to be a crazy amount. That's kind of crazy. And we looked it up.

It'd be a Walmart for every like 10 people Walmart operates 10,600 Stores and clubs in 19 countries Which seems Is that in the world or United States? The world, 19 countries Mexico 2000, Central America

882 Central Central America? When2. Central. Central America? When you heard of North and South. Yeah, I mean, it's like... Is Central Mexico? No, it's like Nicaragua. Wait, hold on.

Walmart employees around. Oh, wait. Panama. All those. Gotcha. Well, I guess those are just... All those shit boxes. I don't know geography.

Nebraska? Nice catch Nice catch Nebraska has 42 Walmarts Ooh So I was gonna say There's three in this county

That's shockingly low to me Till you actually Grasp how many How many stores 10,000 Yeah 10,000's a lot That's a lot of

A lot of brick and mortar Locations Yeah Br brick and mortar locations. Yeah. Brick and mortar locations. Get real technical. Is there more Targets or

Walmarts? Because I feel like there's a lot of Targets too. That's a good question. But even like, oh, what about

like Walgreens or Rite Aid? Like those drug stores? There's a shit ton of those too. What store has... The most brick and mortar.

The most locations in the US. Yeah, just do the United States. So... Chili's. Oh my god, there's no way you'll guess it. Alright. Fucking... Alright, so let's play a little game here.

United States Postal Service. Post office. That's kind of a nice outside-the-box thinking. Is it a restaurant? Wait, what is this? It's going to be a Starbucks? No. Maybe like Shell?

Wait, hold on. Okay, hold on. Which businesses have the most physical locations around the world? Do you want to do world or U.S.? Just U.S. Fuck the world.

Fuck everybody else. Fuck the free world. Fuck the free world. Yeah, we're on the same page. Here we go. You're not going to guess it. It's a food place. Panera.

Subway. It's Subway. Yeah, no, I knew that. No way. 26,932 locations. God, I hate Subway. It's the worst It's trash food

Most common retail stores There we go It's going to be Walgreens or Rite Aid There isn't Walgreens CVS Is the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8th Most common With 9,000

Wait why doesn't it show a way that was in the world was walmart this is us what is yum uh yum brands is number two i've heard of that but i have no idea All right. Since Japanese. Targets are in the U.S. All right. How many targets are in the U.S.? I want you guys to submit your guesses. 4,200.

As of February 3rd, 2024. 2,832. 4,200. Are you locking in your answer? It's locked in The answer Is 1,956 There's not that many

I said 4,000 Oh shit There's not that many targets What state do you think has the most? New York California Oh California

Fuck Yeah that seems like a Cali With 316 Damn All Texas has the second highest. I forgot about that. Shit. Any other questions?

I wonder how many Casey's there are. That's definitely just the Midwest. There's so many Casey's. There's only a Midwest store. I've never seen them anywhere but like here in Iowa. Just look up locations on them, like a map. Damn. 27?

27 cases? No. Casey's General Store has, blank number, in 17 Midwestern states. I'm going to say... This is a crazy stat. 644. 217.

2,600. There are more Casey's than Targets. That's crazy. And there's only 17 states that has a Casey's. I love Casey's. Dude. They got a great food service. They do.

They're like pizza. That breakfast pizza is next level. So good. So good. I was skeptical of it at first too I was like I really was too When I first moved here

And then I ate it I was like I can do this again In the way that Spirit Halloween Will like move into a vacant building For Halloween season Casey's will do that

Just permanently Like anytime A building closes They're just like Yep That's a good spot for a Casey's There's like fucking 10 in Lincoln. There's a lot of Casey's.

Minimum. Yeah. I love every single one of them. Tornadoes. Oh. You ever had the pizza one? Oh, yeah. So good.

Dude, I like, yeah. I mean, they're all so good. Stuffed. Pepper Jack. Oh, dude. Yeah, that one. Or the jalapeno one. Yeah.

Ooh. I can get down on those. They're like $2. No, and if you catch them late in the day, sometimes I'll just give them to you. They're like, yeah, it's been sitting out all day. Just take it. At Casey's? Yeah.

That happened once to me at the Phillips down the road from work. Yeah. They're just like, these are technically free because they're passed when we can serve. And I was like, what? I would ask for a bag. I'll take them all. Because we got there right after three, after work. because they're past when we can serve. And I was like, what? I would ask for a bag. I'll take them all. Because we got there right after 3, like after work.

And they were like, we can't technically sell them after 3 or something like that. Really? And I was like, I know where I'm going tomorrow after work. Or Monday. We were doing something. Oh, it was when the Mike Tyson fight or whatever. I went back to the Casey's when I left. And I grabbed a slice of cheese pizza and the cashier was like, bro,

you're going to eat that? You're like, no, I was like, fuck. Yeah, I'm going to eat this. Like rent a dog food. I'm going to charge you for this shit. What the fuck? He's like, like that dry ass slice of pizza. There's like five people behind me in line. He's just fucking ripping it.

Well, now I'm embarrassed. You're going to eat that? I was like, yeah, dude. I'm not going to go put it back. I got a half buzz going on. I need some fucking cheese pizza by Stella. I'm going to have time to wait for them to make a new one. Oh.

Besides Walmart, what do you think is the other most common? Oh, Home Depot. Fuck, that's a great one. I wasn wasn't thinking that but let's look at that hope dude there's a lot of home depots yeah how many see there's a discrepancy on stores how many home depots are there worldwide well i fucked on um there's not much of a difference between worldwide and U.S., but... Oh. Should we guess it? Do you want to guess? All right. 1700. 2,463.

What? Could you imagine? That's right. Right on the money. What if it was 462? No, it's... 2015. In the 50 states, the District of Columbia, Puerto Rico, Guam, and the U.S.

What state's got the most? Texas? That's a good question. California? That I don't know the answer to. Don't care. Something food. Alaska.

What do you think? Zane, I'm sure you... I was going to say Costco. What do you Alaska. What do you think? Zane, I'm sure you... I was going to say Costco. What do you think? What do you think, Zane? Food places. Food places. If you could get food from anywhere for supper...

You know, I just went to McDonald's. There's got to be a lot of McDonald's out there. Yeah, how many do you think there are? It's on the top eight list. Oh, I bet you this is higher than Walmart. Walmart was $10,000. That was I bet you this is higher than Walmart. Walmart was $10,000. That was worldwide. It's definitely higher than Walmart.

Some Walmarts have McDonald's in them. That is true. Dude, there's got to be like 15,000. 23,000. There's so many. Nope. More? Less.

Sorry. Oh. I just said nope. Nope. 8,316. 14,000 I was close first time it was just we were sitting there and I just kept asking Lena I'd be like okay what about what about this man? How many? What about Costco?

I feel like there's not that many Costcos. Costcos? It's going to be like 500. How many? Because there's usually... I feel like that's fairly... Costco's fairly new, isn't it? I have no idea. No, I mean, it's been around my whole life.

I love, dude, a Costco pizza, too. Oh, I'd get down on a Costco pizza. too. Oh, I get down on Costco pizza. Dude. Or a chicken burger. How many Costcos do you think there are? 516. I'm going low. That's close.

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Sorry. Bang! I'm sorry. Hope you don't have headphones 625 Costco's in the United States I'm sorry Jake Wait Costco has 890 warehouses They have more warehouses than stores

That doesn't make much sense What the heck going on over there? Dude, I went into Costco the other day. This was a while ago, though. You can buy a full-ass pig. Like, a whole pig. Oh, shit. An entire pig.

Legs and everything. At Costco? Full head, yeah. In the freezer section in the back. Should we do a whole hog? I've never seen that anywhere else. Maybe it's just Nebraska Costco, if that makes sense. Can you fit a whole pig on your smoker?

No, but we could put it over a fire. Yeah, what if we made a giant fire and had a rotisserie? No way we would cook it right. There's no way there'd be some fucking burnt to a crisp areas and some raw areas, I'm sure. There's got to be a YouTube video. I don't think we'd do that, man. How to cook a whole hog. Yeah.

How many people would we need to eat that whole thing? I feel like you're going to need a good amount of people. Spencer. How to rotisserie a pig. Spencer would have to be involved. Yeah. Speaking of Spencer, are we going to see if he wants to come over? Oh, sure.

Let me text him. How to rotisserie a whole hog. I really feel it can't be that hard. To rotisserie a whole hog, you need to properly secure it onto the spit rod using braces, then cook it over indirect heat at a low temperature until the internal meat temperature reaches 160 degrees. Ensure to rotate the spit regularly for even cooking and monitor the skin for crispness by adjusting the heat as needed. Let the pig rest before carving and serving. I feel like you could probably wrap it in like, you know, some aluminum foil first. What are you doing?

To get the internal temperature going. Hey, how's it going? We're just recording a podcast over here. Shout out, bro. are you doing? To get the internal temperature going. Hey, how's it going? We're just recording a podcast over here. Shout out, bro. How you doing? There you go. Are you on call for ice tonight? Put his voice up to the mic.

You're not on call? Say what's up to the people. You're on the mic. You're on the mic. What up? Hey, we were just giving you a live podcast call here the first ever in grass daddy podcast history i believe it's not second or third but we're thinking of playing a little we're thinking of playing a little pbr poker here in

about 30 minutes to an hour. Probably, I don't know, but pretty soon. And we're wondering if you want to play. It's a game of poker where you get drunk. I mean, come on. I think I've described this to him before. It's a good sales piece. We've got to go hunting in the morning.

So? Uh. Sorry, I thought you liked to party. I do. Well do I get it You change jobs You do concrete And you go soft I got it

You don't want to come Who's that? Yeah who's in the background Is that your boyfriend? I see the camera's not on What are you guys doing? Fucking blowing each other or what? Who? Did you doing, motherfucker? Who?

I'm fucking drunk. Did you FaceTime me? Yeah, can't you see my beautiful face? What's up, sweetie? Who did he say it was? Who did he say? I don't know. Who did he say it was?

It's Ricky. Oh, it's Ricky. What's up, Zane? Oh, what's up? Who's Ricky? Fucking Zane. Jake wants to know who's Ricky. Eric.

Oh, Big Back? Yeah. Big Dummy Eric? What's up, you big old dummy Big Back Eric? What's up? Hey, you guys want to play some PBR poker? At 100 in the morning. Hey, you guys want to play some PBR poker? Yeah, that's what I hear. You can play like one round.

You can play like one round. I don't even know how to play poker. I wouldn't want to hustle you out all your money. Shit, you ain't got enough money for me, kid. Oh, hell. Raise. Like that Casino Royale thing where he's like, raise 5.2

million all in. Well, alrighty, Spencer. I'll let you do your grown man things or whatever you want to call it to make yourself feel better. Ha ha ha. Hey, go catch you in this time, man. You know what I'm saying? Yes.

All right. All right, later. Shout out, Broads. Shout out, Broads. All right, Dumbass is going to hang up on him. I love when Spencer's not entirely engaged In the conversation And he just talks through a series of grunts

Just like He does it when he's drunk a lot too Or he'll just go Like that could mean yeah That could mean maybe That could mean no I didn't hear you i don't know what'd you say in direct language

speaking of homeless guys um i had a guy literally right before we came home we were at casey's and i think he must have thought i was approachable because when i got out of the truck to go in you know how my truck does that double honk if i take the keys out it's fucking loud and annoying yeah anyways i kind of like winced at it because i hate when it does it but i knew it was happening so i was like and he kind of like smiled because he saw me wins and i think we had a moment where he made eye contact where he must have thought this guy is kind of nice because he looked at me you know when you make eye contact with a homeless guy and they're like he must want to give me money because he looked at me um but when i came out

he was like hey brother you got a couple bucks or maybe some change so i can eat that's what he said i've never had a homeless person ask me for money but literally say can i have some money so i can eat and i was like i'm sorry i don't have any cash well i look like an atm you want knuckle sandwich i was like actually i was gonna ask you the same thing no but i was like i don't have any cash on me. I'm sorry. Actually, my truck's out of gas. I'm going to push it. Usually, they'll say, hey, can I have some money?

Do you have a couple bucks you could give me? Can I have some money so I can eat? Otherwise, I'm not going to be able to eat tonight. They're just staring you dead in your soul. Back to the dumpsters I go. I guess I can spare a few bucks. You got Venmo?

You got Venmo? Pulls out his iPhone. Come on. Come on, dude. Get rid of the phone. You take Ethereum? Sorry, all my money's in dues. I'm going to have to call my accountant. I don't know. Can I put that down as a tax write-off? I'm going to have to call my accountant. I don't know.

I'm going to have to get this cleared. Can I put that down as a tax write-off? I'm going to need it. Sign this receipt. Is this a charitable donation? But then I realized that Lena and I just went to Taco John's and got a six-pack and a pound, and then I also got four more tacos on top of it.

And I was like, I probably could have just gave him a taco. There's a bag heaping of food in the taco. There's a bag, heaping of food in the truck. As you're driving home, I'm like, do I need 10 tacos? Yep, seven.

Oh, dude, I remember I did that at Taco Bell one time. This was like, I don't know, I was like 18 or something. And I was like,

there was a homeless guy asking, or like, begging for change. I'm like, you want like a taco? And he's like, can you get me a soft one?

I don't have teeth. Oh my God. So I'm like, buddy like a soft taco and he's like can you get me a soft one I don't have teeth oh my god so I'm like sure buddy you want me to chew it up for you you want me to mama burn it in your mouth no so

here you go I buy him the taco or whatever and I get him like a water too and he I give it to him and he like

fucking as soon as I give it to him he like rips it open takes a bite of it and he he spits it out and he's like fucking as soon as I give it to him he like rips it open takes a bite of it and he he spits it out and he's like there's tomatoes?

and they're like you gotta be fucking kidding me dude my bad let me go in and tell them they fucked up my order hey that bum out there says don't put tomatoes

in his goddamn taco and I was like alright have a good one and I just drove away I was literally gonna make a joke that you gave it to him

and he's like I fucking hate chal make a joke that you gave it to him. And he's like, I fucking hate chalupas. As if he had the liberty of being picky about what he was eating. And I was like, what the fuck? I guess you're just going to have to go dumpster diving again. I guess you're going to have to go eat bark. Since you don't have any other choice. I mean, what do you mean? Backed him over.

One time when I... Fucking hit him with a truck. That's right. That pissed me off so much. Them tomatoes don't taste too bad now. How's my bumper taste? Maybe you like rubber, man. One time I did that for a homeless guy downtown.

I went in to get Chipotle, and I was like... There was a homeless guy sitting outside, and he get chipotle and i was like there was a homeless guy sitting outside and he had these glasses that like magnified his eyes to like so they look like cartoon bunny eyes and i was like god damn this guy's got it figured out like he looks so cute it's like i'm gonna i got my burrito and i was like can i get some chips and queso too so then i did and i brought it out to him and then i sat down i'm like there you go and then as i was like pulling away again i saw him eating them and i was just like yes how would you have felt if you saw him stand up and just throw it away at that point it's not in my control anymore yeah i would have pulled over and got it out

of the trash and had it myself and like you, you know, if you don't want it, beat him with it. I heard, uh, children in Africa. I heard, I don't remember which comedian, but someone was joking about how they were, uh, walking on the street and they saw a homeless person asleep.

And someone with them was like, you should give him some money. And he's like, well, he's asleep. He's not going to know. I gave it to him. Like I want to wreck it.

So we like woke him up first and then gave him the money. Everybody needs five bucks. Hey, you remember me? I'm like, hey. Kick him, like, hey, I gave you some money. Thanks. He's right here. I'm fucking sleeping.

That's the reason you give it to him, just so you can make yourself feel better. Right. Yeah, that's the real reason. It's not about. It's not about. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me pick it back up.

Can you record this real quick? I've got to put this on my I gotta put this on my Facebook So everybody knows I'm generous Right Put this on my Instagram story Welcome to the Grass Studies Podcast Hey hey hey

What's going on guys I'm sitting here This is with this bum right here I got two dollars And I'm gonna give it to him You're welcome buddy As you can see here I just donated to the poor

Like and subscribe Welcome to the poor. Like and subscribe. Welcome to the Grass Studies Podcast. I got this bum over here on the floor. It's two-toothed Timmy. I'm about to peel off a couple dirty ones and put it in his waistband. We're going to watch it. We're going to see if we need a bean burrito.

We're going to come back later tonight to see if he shit himself you bottle jeffrey a hooker we're gonna see how this goes what if we tried to go back to like old youtube internet days where people were just horrible and it's like instead of um like we get even worse like there's the old Like being racist In the hood You know But what if it was just like Putting laxatives In food And giving it to homeless people Oh man

That's like the lowest All right We went up the two Two tooth Timmy And we put Viagra In his bean burrito today Holy shit Six of them

Probably Dirty Mike and the boys Are gonna have it Dirty Mike Back of that priest We're gonna follow him around all day and see what happens. We're going to follow him around and see what he fucks. Just him jerking off.

This just in, Two-Tooth Timmy raped five women tonight. Oh, no. Not Two-Tooth Timmy, dude. But he was a good man. He's just going through some hard times. Literally. We never expected Blue chew I sure did

That'd be a good blue chew Blue chew to this homeless guy Whatever blood was left in his brain Is now in his boner And he's about to go into cardiac arrest Here in a second So can it kill the Can I please have some heroin?

No but here's some ED medicine Go find the local lot wizard Give her a good time I guess blue chew you can't really make into a powder Because it's a chewy But you give him a bag of powder Which is just like Viagra And then he's gonna try and melt it and shoot it up

But it's really just boner medicine I wonder what that erection would feel like Shoot up Viagra and then he's going to try and melt it and shoot it up. But it's really just boner medicine. I wonder what that erection would feel like. Shoot up Viagra. Straight to your bloodstream. So aggressive. Just it. You don't even finish injecting it and you're just. It'd be like a cartoon.

Boner. It'd be like a cartoon where like it's going in and your boner's going out. Like a balloon inflating. Whoa. Then pull it out a little bit. Boner alert. If you think we got crazy after drinking 18 beers, this is just two. Yeah, we're sober.

Oh, we can do it after. This is just us being normal. Yeah. For those of you that are like, these guys are... Gotta be hammered. They get drunk and they say the craziest things.

You should hear me at work. Just get all sleepy. Get all sleepy. Shout out Dana. You're trying to get me canceled, aren't you? You're saying the craziest No one knows who Dana is.

We said it once before. Dana White, dude. That's what I'm talking about. Well, but nobody knows Dana. I don't think Dana White wants his name associated with this shit either. Shout out the MMA. That's probably even more dangerous to shout out like a billionaire. Oh, yeah.

We get sued. Jake Paul, I'll fight you next. He probably would fight you since you're... I'm older than him. No name fighter. Yeah, and I'm older than him. There you go. Yeah. True. I'll falsify my age yeah what how old is jake paul i'm older than he's worth he's 27 oh well he was like we're both 27 no he's 20 yeah i know his brother's 30

no because he's no logan's the younger brother no lo. Logan's older. Natalie, look this up. Hey, bro. Logan is 100% older than Jake. I don't know. I'm not a fan. I give two fucks. That's just common knowledge. Logan's 29.

Okay. Oh, okay. The other one's 27, I think. I looked this up. We're the same age. You looked up Jake Paul? I did. Loser. Yeah, I followed him on Instagram, DM'd him dm them i was like yo trying to fight 27 january 17th 1997 he's older than both of us

by a few months oh no yeah you were born in june he was born in january yep you were born in May. August. August, yep. J-J-J-May. Easy. What? Chew Bear. I was born on June 10th. The Bear Jew. That's such a good movie. I just watched a video that was like breaking down the bar scene where they're playing that game.

Yeah. And it was like a 25-minute in-depth breakdown of every single shot and i'm just like how much do you how much of this do you think quentin tarantino actually was like i specifically want this in the foreground and this in the background or how much of it do you think was just him being a good cinematographer for the sake of the scene instead of trying to make every single placement of everyone's toe symbolic i don't think that's how it works but i think it's the the second one you said and then people just run with it and then quentin tarantino's like yeah yeah i definitely you know it took me many evenings of pondering in my lair well what i what I wanted was, I wanted a Jew bear.

Yeah, he's got characters like the bear Jew that beats people's brains in. You think he's like, I think he purposely left this person shadowed, looking at this angle to the whole room, whereas in this, he's now no longer and this,

which symbolizes the power of this person in the scene. In reality some like lighting like set guy got fired because they couldn't

get the light right? Yeah. He's like fuck it we'll just do it this way. He's like fuck it we'll just leave it like this. That was um I mean it was still

a pretty cool video because it's a cool scene. Yeah. I've never seen it I don't even know what the fuck you haven't seen it Glorious Bastards? Yeah Glorious yeah glorious bastards oh yeah i've seen that oh i didn't know that's what you're talking about yes sorry i don't know that's all right that is a great movie brad pitt right yeah great movie might watch it tonight now i remember watching that when i was

like really little what my dad was watching I was just sitting there like, this is awesome. Fucking shit. I wish I was a Jew. It makes you want to be Jewish. Watching the guy get scalped. Yeah. Scalperman. I'd take that deal.

Damn good deal. I'd take that deal. Yeah. Scalperman. Yeah. You'll be shot for this. I don't know about that. More like chewed out.

I've been chewed out before. I've been chewed out before. So many good lines. Well, what do you boys say? Fuckers. I don't know. Go get some PBRs. Shut up, bros. I don't know.

Natalie, where's our PBRs? I say tonight we do kind of like a trial run at it. And then if we get it down, then we get more people and then we film it. Sure. Yeah. Because I would like to film it. You got to to get rules established i would like to film it for the channel especially since it's your original idea and it's a damn good one right right because we looked up at lunch today if pbr poker was an actual thing and all it brought up was uh professional bowl riding and what they do sometimes is they like set up a table in the ring and they have guys sit at the

table and it's almost like a russian roulette type thing or like a if you leave it's like reverse musical chairs where you see how long you can sit before you run away right because they let a bowl loose in the ring which that stayed there pretty long i don't know because i feel like the bowl would just come barreling down for the table and you're just sitting there but then i think they just set the table back up with whoever was left. Yeah, but with the

chips going everywhere. Yeah, someone... I don't think... Are they actually playing poker or are they just saving this? I don't...

God damn it! God damn it! Could they have to actually like strategize while the bowl is just running around you? I mean,

we might be like... There's probably someone going like, that's the whole fucking point, guys. That's why it's so fun. And high stakes. We should do that with a live grenade, though.

What? Yeah. What would the game be? Live grenade poker. So you have five seconds to win? No, no. Everybody holds a live grenade. Okay, describe live grenade poker. don't know i'm just gonna

totally wink so all right say we're all three playing here and i got a live grenade in my hand and i'm holding it like this and the other hand you got your you know your poker wait we all have a live grenade i'm just you yeah so that way if i live grenade the way if i lose i could let go of the live grenade you got five seconds to run or or grab all the money you know all the money on the table and shit so it's like all right i'm gonna go all in you don't die or or whoever drops the grenade and grabs all the money and runs i feel like but then you also have a lot i'm sorry i. I give... Yeah, I don't know. You'd be like...

You'd have to drop it in the middle and you gotta throw it. Yeah. Or what if you drop your live grenade and you grab all the money and you run? I didn't get any. I then have my grenade

and I can fucking throw it at you as you're running. Boom! Blows you up. Then I get the money. But then, Ben's also got his live grenade so there's strategy to it.

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Fertilizer grenades. We got access to plenty of fertilizer. Let's look up how to make a pipe bomb. Oh, yeah, do that. I'm going to turn safe search on. Go straight to a list. I want a VPN. I'll just use the one I used to look up.

Yeah, SWAT's going to be kicking our door down. How to make a pipe bomb. Imagine if we got SWATed during a podcast. That'd be awesome. That'd be awesome. That'd be awesome. As long as no one got hurt, I'd be kind of scared. A little bit.

If cops kicked that door in and pointed an AR-15 at me, I'd be like, I said that weird, an AR-15? An AR-15. I'd be like, whoa, what's going on here? We're recording. Can you at least knock?

Go like this. We all just go. Just go. Immediately get shot. It was just a prank. Thank you guys all for watching yet another episode of the Grass Studies Podcast.

Thanks for tuning in. All you loyal listeners. We left this one a little short because last time we went two and a half hours and it ended up being kind of hard to uh upload that many that much content to youtube i ended up doing like fucking 17 different parts i felt like i'm fucking star wars but uh hopefully you guys enjoyed this episode. We didn't get as larried up on this one, again, because we were on call for work. But maybe next time. Maybe next time. We'll double the fun.

There's always next time. Guess we'll have to black out. Big buzz balls. Until next time. I don't know what we're doing here. Until next time. There you go. Wait.

What? Until next time. next time there you go wait until next time salute what oh wait I gotta connect this one until this time shout out shout out broads and how Natalie told you to all again till next time to all a good night to all a good night till next time to all a good night