Grass Daddies Podcast - Episode 65: New Year look who's here!

Episode Date: January 7, 2025

Happy New Year! In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast, the gang is back together as Kam reclaims his cohosting throne in the studio. Joining the cohosts are their lovely girlfriends Bailey and Lena! The folks talk about some of their New Year's resolutions and New Year's Eve bar crawl the previous evening which ended in witnessing a DUI in a D' Leon's drive-thru! Lena's Podcast: Does the Cat Die? - On Spotify and Apple Podcast Bailey's Hair Styling Instagram: blended.bybailey SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham @lnelson4 @baileywellmann Tik Tok: @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

I don't know. Wait, how did you... You saw his cock and balls? Well, he ran around the corner in front of me. I'm like, he goes, we got to go this way. So I turned the corner, and he's just taking a piss in like a parking spot. And I'm like, thanks for the heads up, bro. I just whipped around the corner, and I just see cock, balls, everything.

Hey. I, uh... Not want to restrict the flow welcome to the i love throwing up podcast i'm jake and i'm a grass oh wait hold on i got i already i'm so used to you not being here i'm jake that's cam and we are the grass daddies feels so good to hear the original intro again. I'm sitting in... Did you invite them here? This is going to be kind of weird. I don't know. This is my first day out here.

Our girlfriends begged us to let them come on the pod. We're just so popular. I mean, Jake is just so popular. Cam and Bailey are in town for New Year's. It is currently New Year's Day. Let the confetti drop. Give it a second. Are you going to do that in post?

Fuck no. I don't even know how to do that. Actually, I might do that, actually. I think I could probably go on YouTube and find, like, a green screen confetti effect. Might fuck around. It's New Year's. Fuck around and find out, baby bailey and lena bailey our former social media manager who got fired not really you kind of took over on us you kind

of took over for her and then and then i had to fire you now jake just does it all and then i'm just like just let me just let me do it but um let me cook something up real quick let me cook let me get in the lab what kind of lab like break the lab don't you remember us talking about that breaking bad lab or no don't you remember how i would say that and then yeah then when we were getting ready for the which was just a definition of me saying i need to create something yeah and my brain was the lab and then for your bachelor party you were like i need you to get in the lab because you called me and said that yeah because i wanted to do uh some college football yeah you're like i need you to get in the lab and figure out how we're going to do this yeah and we never did yeah that whole thing kind of

we were missing some key ingredients to make meth but it was whatever you would be in a lab for that anyways Cam and Bailey are in town so we decided you know Cam being my former co-host. I'm just kidding.

We'd record an episode and they wanted to be on. Take it easy. Take it easy. So, welcome. Are you guys excited to be on? You got any resolution? Go ahead and talk into that mic, by the way. That's what it's there for.

Oh, mini fridge is calling you. No. You don't have any resolutions no um yeah the word resolution let's go over our new year's resolution well before we do that i think you know yeah yeah you know this is the graph studies podcast magic mini fridges what do you what are you making that face for i'm worried there's alcohol only one way to find out please no please oh thank god oh thank god perfection oh someone yours i can't see you i can't see no no no yes that's a Yes. No. That jail. That's a big old.

We got a number one victory. Hey, you have mine. What is there? Oh. How do you know it's whose? Just this. There's nothing else in there. Oh, that.

Oh, okay. That's it. Are you sure? Are you sure? Liars. I call it bullshit. That's it's it the magic i can see through the crack there's something else in there magic mini fridge dm'd me yeah we i mean i don't know what you guys know about the lore of the mini fridge but if you don't drink

what's inside it we're in deep deep trouble oh a couple 99 99 one for each of us i mean it's taking it they almost look like little champagne bottles. I mean, it's New Year's Day. We got apple. Grape. Hey, those haven't been touched in a while. They're the old ones. Watermelon.

Black cherry. Okay, who wants what? Hey, you've got a chaser with you. It was nice enough to throw in a chaser for you. Wait, do you want to do the crack? The signature crack? Wait, hey! She's scaring me.

You got to wait for the... Okay, ready? Go for it. Got a little on the pop filter. And then I'll join you as well welcome to the grass tennis podcast happy new year i feel like i'm in the boulder fell from the ceiling of the cave when that's like that i feel like i'm in the back rooms or like a Blair Witch

Project type scenery. There was one episode, the one episode I did solo where I told the Russian sleep experiment. I was like doing a little audio affecting when it was like the prisoners talking. And that's the end of that story, but if you guys would like to

pick a... I kind of like the grape. Does anyone else like grape? I'll take whatever. Yeah, I'll drink whatever. You guys pick whatever one sounded good to you. I just want to point out it's noon on New Year's Day. Yeah.

No, it's almost 1. This is a totally normal thing. And we woke up an hour ago. It's almost 1. This is a totally normal thing. I've puked once today okay i feel like shit and the only way to do it is you hair the dog that bit you so this is the least amount of alcohol that's ever been consumed on here before actually i think there was i think

there was one episode where i had like a beer talking to your mic we drink root beer on one episode we tried to see how many root beers we could stomach in an episode i love the way you say root beer what am i supposed to say root beer all right damn nice and good sarsaparilla boy you can say however you want looks like they're giving you the apple go on down to the pub and take a swaller looks like you don't even have a choice. I'm taking the grape. Nice room temperature, 99. I'm not taking the whole thing.

No. It's a shooter! You gotta shoot it. Watch me take shots last night. Are you sipping it tonight? You gotta finish it at least by the end of the pod. I suppose you could dump it into your Celsius and just drink it. Mom? Can you not even open it?

There we go. Is that better? It is kind of hard. Just a little. Anyways. When did this become an ASMR podcast? Whenever some idiot fucked up and gave me a soundboard.

Give me the cap. Give me the cap. Okay, Cam, you love doing cheers. Let's come up with the cheers on the spot. We'll go back and forth. You say a bit of it, and I'll say a bit of it. Okay, you start. Until we culminate it.

I just want to say, this is a vomit warning. No, no, no. who's gonna who's gonna ralph all right you or me i think we're gonna no i'm not watch this shit fucking annihilating this here's the new grass daddy's new year's cheers that we're gonna come up with on the spot ready i'm gonna say a little bit, and then you and Toby. Okay, ready? Here's to the... People that listen. And the folks that... Celebrate with us. Here's to the people that listen and the folks that celebrate with us.

Cheers. Cheers. That was actually pretty good. I literally can't. That's not even that bad. Maybe if there's an edit anywhere in here just know that someone had to make a bathroom

break. Hey-o. Mine wasn't bad. You did quite a bit. Mine wasn't bad. Isn't that great? So, Bailey, this is your first time on the pod. How are you feeling so far?

Are you excited? You got anything pressing you wanted to talk about? Anything you wanted to address? Anything you wanted to address? Anything you wanted to say? Anything you wanted to, you know? I'm here. I'm here. I'm just here so I don't get fined.

I think it would have been bad if we didn't get our own mics now that you guys mention it. Yeah. We were going to have Lena bailey have their own mics and then cam and i would share one we'd be fucking fighting over that thing yes anyways so i was taking my dad's the other a little bit ago and um i was thinking to my mind i think you need to explain it because i know some people don't know what Dad's is. Now, I didn't get as larried up as Cam last night. Okay, so Dad's is day after drinking shits.

There you go. Because this is the day after I was drinking. I still had the Dad. I mean, it was like a pile of... Okay, I'm... Oh, my God. Hey, dude, if... When in doubt, if you can't be funny, poop talk. That's kind of our default.

Dude, the other day I was taking an absolute monstrosity of a shit, bro. It was bad. I mean, our third episode, slow cooking. Shout out to Grass Studies Podcast, slow cooking episode three. We talked about how you were like, I haven't had a shit in 14 days it's still like that a little bit not gonna lie sometimes i you have shit since then oh yeah oh yeah do you remember we're just like the other day you want to try like taking some laxatives you're like no i just need to go get some chili cheese fries from freddy's and we're like just kind of fucking

plug it up worse yeah and then that didn't work and then you know what worked was we went and did the ice bath at the salon and then we're on the way home i'm like spencer i got a shit dude like and i was going like 70 down fucking old cheney not old cheney yankee do you think it like shrank your colon and just like pushed it out like kind of extruded it out like a Play-Doh extruder? Yeah, maybe. Dude, the other day though. All right.

Last little bit about poop talk. I took a shit the other day and I'm not shitting you. It was so bad. My eyes started watering. From the smell or the feeling? The smell, dude. I was like. You know, like your own shit usually doesn't smell that

bad but i'm like your own brain oh my god i feel what happened did i accidentally fall oh i can hear you now okay take it like i said take it easy over here they probably still had audio but we dropped out a little bit anyways eye watering shit yeah i dude i was like i feel so bad for bailey when she wakes up because she's gonna come in here to go to the bathroom right when she wakes up and she's just gonna get so i was taking dad's a second can i can i ask an important question please um do you guys like the smell of your own farts i don't necessarily it's one of those things i don't go like oh that smells so good but it's just like it doesn't bother me and it's more it's more or less just like you kind of laugh

because you like you just know this is gonna fuck someone's day up. Yeah, this one fucked me. I did it again yesterday, though. It's almost like you appreciate it. Oh, I love covered wagging Bailey. And, dude, I honestly, Bailey was like kind of. Is that what you call a Dutch oven? Yeah, Bailey was kind of semi-joking, but I actually think I got a parasite in Mexico. Because ever since mexico my

farts and my shit nothing has been regular and oh my god it fucking stinks they've always stunk not this bad yeah not this bad what is a regular fart not rotten eggs no it, it's worse than rotten eggs. Cam has very distinct smelling farts. I know when Cam farted. Like sewage? Like bad. Like sulfur-y. You know how when dogs fart, it just fucking absolutely reeks?

Me and Ruger can go pound for pound in the world champ fucking farting contest. And I bet he leaves room first. I bet he wouldn't. He's a fucking dog. I got that dog in me. So I was taking a shit and I was thinking to myself, the word resolution. It kind of seems weird to me because the word resolution in my mind almost sounds like you're coming to an end.

What is the definition of resolution? Right? Why do we choose the word resolution as a term to define what I'm going to do better this year? Or like, how am I going to be different? Good one. You know what I mean? And then I... Oh, go ahead.

No, it's fine. Go ahead. There are two definitions to resolution. The first is a firm decision to do or not to do something. And the second is the quality of being determined or resolute. So. So what am I thinking of? No, you're correct.

But like coming to an end. Yes. Yeah. Resolute. Yeah. So it's just. But there's two definitions. So the first would apply more to the New Year's.

Dude, the English language is whack. It is. I was... So, for some reason, you know, like, I think I am an iPad kid. Bailey always says I'm an iPad kid. But I 100% agree. You pet kids? No.

Oh, and I... No, I don't pet kids. You pet kids. Who's a good boy? Who's such a good boy? Now go kick that soccer ball um anyways uh you don't have to get so close to these mics by the way you can stay back a little bit um anyways i uh they're a little bit better than our other ones does anybody ever this is like an all-around question

when you're watching youtube and then you see just some random video pop up like like nair man that sounds yeah like this is my asshole before nair oh but no but anyway cut to the clip like the other day i was watching this guy and he knows like every language or like that'd be such a baller he can kind of speak it and so like i was watching one where he went and into the south and it was like the language that the slaves used i can't remember what it's called creole yeah but and he was like speaking that to people and it they were like everybody was like it's a dying language and they're like how do you know this you're only you're so young like blah blah blah and then

i seen another one he was in africa or somewhere like that speaking mandarin and speaking chinese like he just knows all languages i'm like dude that'd be kind of an awesome thing like just going into places and then you would know if somebody's talking shit they're like trying to talk that's what you would use it for who's talking shit no like i mean you know what i mean like i feel like like you go to a chinese restaurant they're like this fucking white boy doesn't know how to order shit the nail salon the nail salon yeah dude that'd be so funny because i went in there have you ever gone with bailey oh yeah really dude the one don't eyeball me.

I probably need to. It makes me uncomfortable because they're just sitting there just stroking your leg like this. They're just looking up at you and you're like. They're going like this on your leg? Yeah, that's what they do. They run their thumbs like this on the side of your leg. And you're like, you must really. Yeah, but then she's just like staring at me and I'm like.

I have never gotten prolonged eye contact. You're like like you're getting the same tip no matter the day that we went with spencer and courtney it was that way she was just sitting there and i'm like well and bailey just kind of sent me on my own and so they got all these things and all of them say nail polish, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, I don't want my goddamn toes painted. I'm going to blow my nose. Keep talking. So. You don't get to pick where you sit usually.

Well. They tell you where to go. They were like. Right here. Sitting across from us. And. And I'm. And the funniest thing was spencer was just like freaking out he's like courtney what do i do i'm like just do whatever who cares and my toenails were long

and they were gross i felt so bad for that lady but then she was just it was it was kind of also awkward oh i have a funny story to tell you guys actually so is your resolution to keep your nails better trimmed no yeah back to the resolution i was just yeah let's get to the resolutions and then don't let me forget this episode we gotta talk about this because i don't know what we're talking about give us a keyword honeymoon honeymoon okay so we gotta talk about this well I don't know what we're talking about give us a keyword honeymoon okay resolution my resolution

as you guys know shout out to the grass daddies tiktok gonna be trying to get you guys some merch it's a soft page you know what we should do we should use our leftover koozies and make grass daddy's koozies i'll do it if you teach me how to do it i'll do it i'll try one but it's kind of a pain in the booty because we can with your cricket yeah we can try to do it a different way yeah the. The iron. Not the screen thing that I did.

That sucks. Yeah. The what you did for the... We have in existence one piece of Grass Daddy's merch that Cam owns. Yes, like that. Was that hard? No. Oh, I want you to know.

To make that sure? Because it looked pretty good. No, but like our wedding music... Oh my God. I didn't even put reverb on that let's go our wedding koozies though it's like screen printing like through a screen where you have to do like the ink yeah it's a pain in the butt dude that shit sucked just pay the money that's my advice pay the money to have them made oh um so part of it done yeah so we were doing these koozies and then at one point we just said fuck it

so we have like 200 koozies go like right here with your mouth we have like 50 blank black koozies leftover because i gave up there's more than that. Fair enough. You have 50 left over? Okay, so that's my resolution. My resolution in more general terms is to just try to work a little harder on the pod to provide a little bit better content and also

like maybe lose some weight and stop drinking so much and stuff, but mainly the pod. Try to make that as best as i can because we're growing every year we're growing like i mean we're over a year how many viewers do we have now viewers i have no idea it's different across or listeners or i mean i think trace's episode has like 14 views now that's an improvement i mean when we first started out we're like we had nine yeah and that's just from all of our friends and family like yo go check out the podcast and they listened to it for two minutes like yeah that was stupid because like spencer said his friends listen i think a bunch of trace's friends listen we're a growing empire over here you guys

do need to make that tiktok that lena was talking about I think you'd go famous on TikTok. Here's the thing I will say. It's easy. So easy. It'd be hilarious. And also, it's a trend. So then it's more likely to pop up on the For You page. Like using the trending sounds.

One of the guys that I used to work with, I told him about our podcast. Because I came out, we were drinking in my backyard and I had my koozie. Let's go. That Ben and Maggie got us. Technically just Ben. Okay. Maggie didn't do shit.

Yeah, sorry Maggie. She's probably not listening. Later. And he goes, what is your koozie saying? I go, it's my podcast. And he goes, I didn't know you had a podcast.

Well, now all he does is farm. So now he listens to our podcast. And I was talking to him the other day and he goes, your guys' podcast is actually pretty good. As long as it's average, I'm happy with it. He got to the last episode with me the other day. And he's like, I'm done listening. No, he still listens. When I saw your mom at the wedding, she like she was like hey i listened to your pod she's like hey

jake and i turned around she's like i listened to your podcast she's like it's not as good when cam's not on it though and i'm like oh okay oh no i'm like true she's like those other guys no i don't think she said that. Does anyone else have any trying to come to a resolution? Yeah, we all have to give one. But my resolution is to actually get a mic and dedicate more time to the podcast. Because I haven't yet. 2025 is your guys' year. I feel it.

This is a year. And we're going to have to figure out a lot. I really like the way these mics sound, so I might just buy these. I told you they sound nice. An Amazon find? Yeah, these are actually cheaper than the Blue Snowballs. And they're XLR

but you would need some sort of soundboard. It wouldn't necessarily have to be this. You could get like a one channel or two channel soundboard. Well, I might get like a one channel or two channel sound board well i might get like a two channel so then it's really if we want to do like another group podcast or something like this true we could we could have you two at home and then lena yeah and lena and you here here while i play xbox we can get on zoom like 2021 um yeah i'm also with you not drinking as

much and actually going to the gym my job pays for my like three quarters of my y membership and i don't use it kidding me i pay seven7 a month for a family membership at the Y. What? This is why I want to work for the government. It's awesome. Fucking government. You get a bunch of stuff. You guys have any resolutions?

Revolution? You go first. Resolution? To be more financially stable. To be more financially stable. I'm done buying stupid stuff. I stopped getting my nails done, doing them at home.

I have another resolution. I'm not going to any more fucking weddings. Oh. We went to like six weddings last year. We do have one in 2025. Not going. That's a big improvement. Yes, you are.

Yes, you are. I 100% agree. I guess I'll go to it. This year was terrible. With us moving home and all that stuff, our own wedding, and then we had four other weddings plus ours. Maybe three, yeah. It was every other weekend.

I was on call or I had something going on on the weekend. The other day was like our first weekend where we did not leave the house. Oh, it was so nice. You stay in your same pajamas all weekend and nobody gives a shit because it's just us hanging out. I don't care if Bailey stinks and I hope she doesn't care that I stink. Because I ain't leaving the fucking house i did still shower though i just want to put that out there i did not until that day my resolutions are kind of boring do you actually want to know them keep the house

clean no don't let the birds the cats get bird flu do you actually want to know them keep the house clean no don't let the birds the cats get bird flu do you actually want to know them yeah i made a list at work the other day absolutely not if they're controversial they're not controversial okay i want a better going to sleep and waking up schedule let's go i want to wake up earlier than 8 30 and then have to be at work at nine um i want to get more into like creative things that i used to do that i don't do that much anymore um i want to move more see i think losing weight as a resolution puts too much pressure on like the person because it's not easy necessarily for a person to lose weight depending on the person but like moving

more i want to do so i i get yeah that's what like i mean like be more active so the i in my mind the idea of losing weight is for those people that are like really big and they're like i might die in my sleep of like a heart attack type of people where they're just like any form of movement is going to shed some pounds but like average people don't necessarily need to lose weight don't need to step on a scale every day it's more of just feeling good and feeling fit and like i think i have one more when you're done let's go go. I think it's like an overall, and it's bad that I feel like it's kind of like an overall thing. Like if you went out and you asked somebody on New Year's, hey, what's your New Year's resolution? They're going to say, be more active, lose weight, or anything.

But I think that's what's wrong with like America right now is everybody's like. Obsessed with their bodies. On this day, you know what I mean like we're like oh yeah why why does it take just one day for everybody like oh yeah i should do better exactly when everybody should be living in better health like or trying to like better themselves or better what's going on in the world instead of just being fucking waiting for january 1st yeah do you like do you think sweden that resolutions are losing weight you know i'm thinking of just better off you're like european country or just countries around the world in general because they're not obese countries exactly they're constantly in fitness

they're like we're the most obese country in any nation i also watch youtube videos on this stuff and uh me and bailey have been watching a lot of docu series or just documentaries and we watched the what was it um buy sell whatever it's about how like amazon like and over consumer all that stuff is like ruining our country and the planet and the world yeah they did it cut out again no no oh um it was somewhere maybe kingstown yeah i believe all their clothes go to this place they get shipped off and it was in the ocean and the rocks are just covered with shirts like mounds mounds and mounds of shirts like it looks like a big rock like deal and it's just from people that like sheen is a terrible one because people buy hundreds and hundreds of clothes from there and then they never wear it guilty yes but the thing i will say about sheen

is like it's also affordable so maybe if things weren't so fucking expensive i mean no i try not to do fast fashion no i get what you're saying and i agree with you but like also if things weren't so fucking expensive people wouldn't have to go to fast fashion you know what i mean but i feel like that's also what's wrong with the united states is everybody's like well i could wear this someday or i might wear this once yeah that too why are you looking at me um i'm not pointing fingers but but i'm just saying, like, there was – I watched a deal about, like, the reason why we're the most obese country and everything that was, like, in Europe and stuff. You have to go to different stores to, like, get your different food and stuff.

Versus, like, us, you go to Walmart and you just buy everything. Yeah. So, everybody, I'm making a New Year's resolution for all of you. Just live in better health. Appreciate what you have. Use what you have already. Yeah. Let's go back to the old days.

Not too old. Just right. Today's topic. What happened last night? Wait, Bailey has oh yeah one more so last night lena courtney and i were looking at our screen time on our phones and last week sunday to sunday i spent 23 hours and 50 minutes on TikTok. Just TikTok alone? Just TikTok. One whole day of my life in one week.

It was the holidays. I'm pretty sure TikTok's getting banned. Yeah. For sure this time. I hope so. I hope so too. If not, I might just delete it. Wait, but I promote the grass studies.

Instagram reels. Okay. Yeah, but. I don't know what it studies. Instagram reels. Okay. I don't know what it is. TikTok is just addicting. And I would like to say I've read two full books in 2024. Ooh, that's one I need to add. I want to read more. Get off my flipping phone. And Cam is going to learn how to read.

No, I like reading, but I just got to find a book I like. Yeah. But that's the other thing is what I don't really get is like younger kids in like makeup fashion. I don't get it. There's like elementary school girls like doing full face of makeup every day. I'm like like no way and half the clothes if when we have a kid if we have a daughter and she tries to leave the house i'm gonna pull the okay well if you can wear it i can wear it and then we're gonna see if she likes her dad wearing that i think i started wearing mascara in the sixth grade

just mascara like that's it and then maybe a little more in like high school but what did we watch that one day but they're they were explaining the like the makeup deal like kids going to sephora yeah the sephora girls yeah the over consumer again like yeah don't need it there's like kids walking out with thousands and thousands of dollars of makeup i'm like why you don't need makeup makeup's just because it's the thing but when i was like seven years old makeup was still a thing but i was just rocking some peace t-shirts and that was it i i was actually being a kid you were a second generation hippie yeah i like how the idea of hippies are like synonymous with liking the earth

as if being a hippie's a liking the earth is a bad thing oh anyways we're not controversial on this pod bailey didn't like this uh uh show i was watching. She didn't really get into it. It's called Murder Mountain. I suggest you guys watch it. What is it? It's a place in California, northern California, where the pot trade is really high.

But there's no cops up there and back in the 80s when like hippies or whatever you want to say was huge everybody moved up there to just live and be pretty much right there self uh self-reliant pretty much like they wanted to grow their own crops and do all that and now it's just gotten to this crazy crazy like pot growing industry up there like our our generation came in was like oh look we can grow pot up here it's perfect climate and they just took everything and now people get killed up there and go missing and never found. I mean. Because there's no cops.

What's it on? Netflix. Anyways. So we hit the town last night. It was New Year's Eve. Hit a couple bars, because that was what you guys were wanting to do. You kept hitting me up, like, every other day. Like, so did you decide what you want to do for new year's and i'm like whatever you you guys are coming down and we can do whatever

you want to do let me preface this was only my second time downtown lincoln besides when you turned 21 yeah and i moved away before that right i don't want to go downtown small town sure and go to the only bar in town yeah no there's only one bar well one bar that stays open late like true bar bar like the others are like in a restaurant yeah and it's gross it's disgusting that's the same bar that i was driving out thank god lincoln is nice and clean no like these bars completely different never been in it i don't really want to but same bar that i was driving by and you know their little cigarette ashtray deals the little towers fucker was burning to the ground and i tried to i tried to call the bar and they didn't answer i tried to call them three times and then at that point i'm like you know what fuck you you don't want to answer your phone not my problem well maybe you should have just called the fire department

well they could have put it out i came back from tractor supply and they were dumping buckets of water on it. Again, Cam's dramatic. It was not engulfed in flames, probably. It was. Was there, like, a literal flame? No, I'm not shitting you. When I came back by. I wasn't there. When I came back by, the entire, like, up tower was, like, just melted.

I've heard of that before. That's not completely uncommon. I've heard of those things melt into the ground. Well, I. So, we have a couple guys at my job that smoke cigarettes and they have like a flower pot out there and one day i came back to the shop it was like real windy and dry i'm like what the fuck is burning well one of them threw a cigarette in there that wasn't completely out and i just walked out there and all the butts and everything are just burning i'm like burning does nobody like pay attention or give a shit so we went downtown last night um went to jj's cam took like three vapor shots bailey i didn't take any vapor did a ski shot

by herself it was i don't know how she did. She tipped it vertically and somehow managed to get all the shots to land perfectly in her mouth. It was the craziest thing ever. I just like that. It was supposed to be for like five people and she did it by herself. I was like, holy shit, this girl is talented. But we... You're an animal. It kind of fell apart on us initially from the get-go

because we were like, let's go to the Haymarket, and then we went to one Haymarket bar, then we're like, let's go to O Street. Yeah, I don't know whatever happened going to O Street, but I didn't care, really. How was your guys' walk? It was good. Cold?

Ben decided to take a piss. Okay. In public. And I was like, he was ahead of me he ran ahead of me and i was going out there and there's like this little like glass like hangout deal and there's two people sitting in there and ben's pissing right in front of them they're sitting here and ben's pissing right here. Cock, balls, everything. Why did we get his balls out? I don't know.

Wait, how did you... You saw his cock and balls? Well, he ran around the corner in front of me. I'm like, he goes, we got to go this way. So I turned the corner and he's just taking a piss in like a parking spot. And I'm like, thanks for the heads up, bro. I just whipped around a corner and I just see cock balls everything

hey i uh don't want to restrict the flow jj's i was gonna say you need to talk about the bathroom and jj's jj's we got there and what time did we get down there 9 30 hour to ball drop hour and a half to ball drop now we were we were like 10.30. 10.20, I remember looking at the... And then they were like... Okay, so we'll just say 10. Around 10 o'clock. And we went upstairs, blah, blah, blah. Tried to find a seat.

We went downstairs, found a chair. Moved a table over there. There was one chair. We all sat in it. And I somehow got squished in the very back which if you guys are ever with me don't put me in the back of the booth i'm like that little kid you know you try to put him you try to put him back there so he can't move around and get out but i have to get out like anytime i get in the back of the booth instantly wants to sit down i gotta pee well but we gave you your

ipad so you were fine yeah um so i went to into the bathroom, and I walk in, and there is... Let's go back a little bit. There is... I wish there was a way we could push this perfectly so you can rest your lips on it. Well, usually you tell me I'm not close enough, and now I'm too close to it. But you keep going like... You're talking like... And then you're...

And then you... I'm just kidding. This is right... Okay. Don't let your lips cross this barrier. But keep them close to the barrier. Anyways, I got up to go to the bathroom. And I walked in there, and there's like 14 people just standing in the bathroom. And so I'm like, okay. I walked in there, and I looked to to my right and some kid is pissing in

the trash can it's like no matter where you went you turn a corner and there's a dick in your face yeah it was it was some situation do you want to know what else happened in the bathroom at jj's what so sarah's uh boyfriend austin he was going peeeing there was standing there going pee and some dude said hey i'm gonna come join you pulled out his fucking dick and started peeing in the same toilet as austin same toilet or urinal i don't fucking know does it matter he stood right next to me i don't know took a piss it does a little bit because if the toilet is in the middle and you angle more then you're really getting a good view but if it it's a urinal, you're basically shoulder to shoulder and you can kind of keep it still. I would have been like, dude, get the fuck out.

Well, at one point. I thought you'd never ask. So there was too much going on in the bathroom when I first tried to go to the bathroom. So I couldn't pee. The bathroom here is nuts. There was four guys in the stall peeing. I'm like, how do four guys fit around a toilet? You know what I mean?

Like, I've definitely shared a toilet with one of my friends, but like four dudes. I've seen four dudes share a lot of crazy things. And so then this one guy walks in, and he was just like over the shit or something what what i thought he's like you guys are fucking retarded and like just like being a dick and i'm like what the fuck where'd this come from and i walked out and he goes yeah they're all my friends you can tell how the night's gonna go and like he was like almost perfectly sober oh god so he's like yeah i'm pretty much just babysitting i didn't want to babysit tonight but now i'm babysitting and i'm like oh that makes a lot of sense he's like why is there four of you guys in the same

stall and he was just like i'm like chill bro what about the floor oh um yeah the floor? Oh, yeah, the floor was like... Standing water. Half inch of water. Or pee. Or I don't want to know. Both. So was the women's. Both. Well, and didn't Sarah say that there was like two chicks in the stall of the women's

and they were still in there when she went back or something? That's kind of normal for girls, though. But what are they doing? Are they just like puking? What do you think they're doing? Passing out? Well, so then... Making out?

At the end of the night when we were at... Damn, what do you think they're doing? Come on. I think she would have heard some noises if that's what they were doing. Hey. But at the end of the night when we were at Sandy's, Bailey and I went to the bathroom, right?

Brothers. Brothers. But it was you that came to the bathroom with me, right? Yeah. Because I showed you where I was. Yeah. And I looked in the stall and there's feet like backwards, you know, like when you kneel in front of a toilet.

And there's another chick in there. She, like, backwards, you know, like, kneeling when you kneel in front of a toilet. Oh. And there's another chick in there. And she opened the door and there was just two drinks on the ground. A, disgusting. B, I was like, this bitch needs some water. She's fucking puking. You could hear her puking. So I tapped on the door and I was like, do you guys need any water?

And the girl was like, no, we're okay. And I was like, okay. I got some right here. She starts lapping up the toilet water i don't know i'm not a girl people like get so like don't care like at bars and i'm like no way and the guy that got kicked out of sandy's oh yeah oh yeah i forgot about that i didn't he like oh i don't even know i was yelling at the security guard and then his friend tried to come up and shake the security guard's hand like make

men's now i was doing some people watching there's one guy that got kicked out that like completely fell off his stool i didn't want to the ground um they got kicked out he was like obviously not wanting to leave like but he was had to be fucked up oh yeah but he just didn't want to leave and was just staring at the bar like the security guard they kind of escorted him out now the whole time while this is happening i'm trying to get hired by creed to go on the touch tunes so i go on touch tunes i i queue it up and i look at the queue and it's like fifth from the bottom and i was like how glorious would this be if we somehow by some miracle were able to time it

and needle drop higher by creed right as the ball dropped because it was about the right spacing of songs till ball drop but then these motherfuckers were kept fast playing and so it would push mine further down the queue and so at one point it's like further down the queue even though it's been like 15 minutes and cam the homie he is i'm like i can't go back in and redo it and fast play it because i already queued it normally and so cam we go on his phone had the incorrect card and he's like i don't he's like honestly fuck it like i don't even care he's like i don't know how much is in there but fucking bleed that bitch down or something like that so we go take his card and put his other his other card in so we could queue up higher by by Creed fast played for like seven credits and it's normally like two

and we end up getting it it was like right after the high school musical song or whatever but right as it finally starts playing we just hear the security guard go get the fuck out of here and he goes storming over to this guy and he's like no fuck you get the fuck out of here and we don't even know exactly what happened but he was kicking some guy out that's what i'm talking about yeah right he was kicking some guy out and his other friends kind of descended and were like trying to be like you know you know how people are and i'm just screaming higher by creed with my hands cupped just in the general direction because I just thought it was funny. It kind of was.

Where the fuck was I? You were talking with like Ella. Yeah. What's Sarah's sister's name? Leah. I thought that one chick was is that Elsa? Yeah. She had like an Elsa

fit on. With the fur coat? She kind of had like an Elsa fit on. Ella. With the fur coat? Yeah. Yeah. She kind of looked like Elsa when I walked in. She was giving me Sabrina Carpenter vibes. I'm going to tell her that and she's going to love you for it.

Oh, okay. Does she like Sabrina Carpenter? The haircut. Well, she's a girl. What? Who doesn't love Sabrina Carpenter? Straight men. Actually, I think straight men also like her because they want to fuck her sabrina carpenter

cam likes chaparone i don't even know what she looks like but i like her just because her music we'll show you a picture pink pony club goes fucking hard when you're drinking you're every there's a there is deep down in every male there is a little basic white bitch that if you get enough drinks in that little girl comes out where dancing queen is the hottest song ever songs like that dancing queen um what's my one uh merrily rihanna rihanna um the song merrily Fall In Line or whatever Bop, Total Bop I don't think, I can't remember the name of it but it's like Mary, no Mary Had a Little Lamb?

No Mary Did You Know? You have your phone on you? By Pentatonix? No, it's recording the podcast Type in Fall In Line Normally I would research on my computer, but I'm trying a new setup with the computer up there. But...

Falling in Love? Oh, Fall in Line. Fall in Pressley? I think it's actually called Fall in Line, but I don't know who it's by. Painted Love? Twisted Transistor? Twisted Sister?

Korn? Twisted Fister? Marilyn Manson. Christina Aguilera. No, that don't sound right. All Is We. All Is We. Is who sings it?

I don't know. That might be the song. I don't know. But if you put Men At Work, Down Under, on the... Cam will lose his mind. Am I right, baby? Oh, yeah. Let's go. I've been saying let's go a lot. Am I right, baby? Oh, yeah. Let's go.

I've been saying let's go a lot because I've been... I've already been going to get my phone. I've been saying let's go a lot because I've been impersonating early because he would always go, let's go. Let's go.

I wouldn't mind by he is we. He is we. Probably sounds right. Like we were working together and I would start saying stuff and he'd be like, are you just trying to bait me

into saying let's go? And I'm like, yeah. Because you'd go, let's go. So I would say it a lot because I've just been impersonating him. That song, Bop. Please hold. What? Don't get us copyrighted.

Just a few seconds. Yeah, a few seconds. Is this it? Yeah. Little country song? Or what? Oh. Bop.

I don't know if I've heard that before. Wait, hold on. Let me put a little... That's actually kind of fire. Alright, that's enough. When Bailey's not home, When Bailey's not home, when Bailey's not home, I am the world's greatest singer in the fucking shower.

I got my shower beer, my white chicks. Even when she is home, you're still the greatest singer in the world. Oh, yeah. I don't know if you guys have ever heard Cam sing. We found out by Rihanna. Songbird of our generation, this guy.

Oh, yeah. That good. Songbird. Songbird of our generation, this guy. Oh yeah. That good. That good. So speaking of puke, we were walking to, when we parked, dude, because you guys, we took your girlfriend. Now that you said the puke, I completely forgot like, okay,

I was pretty close like to blacked out. So a lot of the night was spotty. Bits and pieces of brothers. I remember bits and pieces of Sandy's. And then I was like, man, I don't remember walking back to the truck. I remember driving in the truck. No, I wasn't driving. I was not driving.

I remember driving back to the truck. Is that what you said just now? Like the ride home. No, I remember driving, but I don't remember like walking from Brothers to the pickup. It was in a parking garage. Yeah, and now that you said the puke, I remember the puke on the sidewalk on the way there. Yeah. So we saw that when we were coming in.

We just saw this pile. And then I go, oh, there's round two. Oh, and then up further like they were like in 10 foot increments and then there was a line of it going from the spot to the trash can like you could follow the path of the crime oh from where they started and where they finished i i don't think do you have a striving factor ever gotten like that like drunk like drunk like that well no that's a lot or just spontaneously comes out of you and you have zero control yeah yeah no i've never gotten like that i got nick sick one time oh we were drinking in the backyard i was drinking mike's hard lemonades

because the store was open and they sounded all right so i was just i was pounding them and then i had a great idea to try to take six six milligrams ins oh my god i was gonna try to leave them in for five minutes five minutes it lasted about right once they all activated do you throw up oh yeah just right. Just right there? I was just... I walked over to, like, our fence, and I was, like, puking in the neighbor's yard. Don't puke, Lena. Let's go. Okay.

So... Are you feeling that rough today? No, but, like, my stomach is not back to normal since Jake and I got sick. Oh. And, like, so... Mine feels a little off, too. Yeah. And so, like, even, like, food is, like, kind of making me... normal since jake and i got sick oh and like mine feels a little off too yeah and so like even like food is like kind of making me like when i eat this is tmi but yeah it's just not back to normal

yucky well i just wanted to tell you guys that 99 made me feel perfect little hair of the dog i don't i don't feel like shit at all anymore it was just like the perfect one little shooter let's hit bars on the way home i'll take a shot at every bar on the way home no yes why not i was a little bit perturbed that we didn't have a tv with the ball drop at sandy's you would have thought they would have put it on well i was like how are we gonna know like how to count down and then they started it well i was watching on my phone. I went on YouTube TV and like Jelly Roll was singing. And in the bottom right corner, it had like a little countdown. But there was no like.

So I guess do they just do like the New York ball drop and that's it? Or I can't remember what they normally do. Do they reset it and drop it again at one for like the East Coast? Well, no, because then they'd have to wait till fucking two to do it for the west no it's it's all different uh streaming services like there's one that does it yeah how does that work if the ball drop is in new york and we're in a different time zone the streaming services we did it one year we were like in high school we did it on new year's eve we were all hanging. And then we watched it on one. And then we switched to the other one.

It was like two minutes till ball drop. And then we just kept doing it. And we're like, we just had four New Year's in a row. Wait, but did it like did it just restart it an hour off the same New York one? Or did it have a different one? It just started it over. Yeah, it's still New York. But like the different streaming services just have it set back.

That's what they should have done. And maybe they did somewhere, but we didn't see it. But I still kissed Cam at midnight. It was awesome. Did we kiss? I don't remember. Yes, we did. The champagne they gave out, which was free, was nice, but it was awful.

It did not taste like champagne. It almost made me... Like acetone. See, now that It was nice, but it was awful. It did not taste like champagne. It almost made me... Like acetone. See, now that you said that, now it's all coming back to me now. As a blind man peed in the wind, it all comes back to me now. Why does he have to be blind? Because he doesn't know. Well, no, he'd feel the wind blowing in his face.

As the blind man peed in the wind, it all comes back to me now. I'm not doubting you that that's the real saying. It just doesn't make sense. He can't see it, where his, like, pee's going. Right. But if you were going to pee and you feel wind blowing in your face, you'd think you'd just turn around. I don't know.

It's just a saying. It's like, that's tired of a gnat's ass stretched over a rain barrel. Right. You can't stretch a gnat's ass over a rain barrel. That'd be really tight. Yeah. Anyways. I can't think of anything tighter.

Anyways. We're just going to, are we going to run two or what? Well, I don't know. Fuck it. Let's run two. Well, here's the thing about running two or three, four, five. Zane and Ben and I, Bane and Zen, we recorded two and a half hours. And when I tried to upload that motherfucker to YouTube, I had to do it in like four parts.

Why don't we just stop and then you can just have another episode on deck? We could. Yeah, we could just stash one. I need a potty break anyway. You need a potty break? We're coming up on an hour. So just hang out for a little bit. It doesn't have to be exactly 60 minutes.

But I also have to do more dads, so, you know. But, yeah, last night. Is that your resolution to do more dads? All right. What were you saying, Cam? Last night was. That reminds me of another resolution we have. Oh, and then we went to De Leon's

and somebody was getting... I don't know what in the... Tell that story, tell that story, tell that story. Drive-thru. The cop was there with his... He didn't have those red and blues on, but he had his caution lights on. He was behind a car,

and then some other car pulled up and it looked like the parents, and then they got out and they were talking to the cop. We should have rolled down the window. Oh, yeah, I tried. You tried to open the door and Jake's alarms went off. Yeah. And then caused everyone to look at us, not the cop.

What were you going to do? He was going to piddle. Oh, I thought you were going to get out and be like, do you need help? No, we wanted to hear what was going on. That'd be such a camping to do, though. You would have gotten public indecency in front of a cop. I wasn't going to piss outside. I was going on that'd be such a camping to do though public indecency in front of a cop i wasn't gonna piss outside i was gonna go inside oh i thought that too you definitely would have though so what imagine cam gets out and he's like don't worry

buddy i got you and he starts recording it's just some 18 yearold getting a DUI and you're just like, Hey, get off him. Police brutality. This guy is here to meet a 13-year-old girl. The cop's sitting in his car just writing paperwork. It's the guy's dad. He's like, hey, let him go. Let him go. I got it.

I got it. I got you, buddy. I would have got public intoxication. And indecency. No. Indecency, you've got to be naked. If you're taking a piddle. I wasn't going to pee out.

Okay, I might be dumb. I'm not that dumb. Oh, hey, look, there's a cop. Hey, buddy. I do think the cop was a little preoccupied. Well, yeah. So, okay, I'm just going to explain it just a little preoccupied. Well, yeah. So, okay, I'm just going to explain it just a little bit better. Okay.

We whipped. Do you want me to mute Cam's mic? No. Okay. So we needed food. I wanted food. Somebody needed food. Even though he didn't eat his burrito, somebody needed food.

So I insisted we go get food because we didn't have any in the house so we drove all around looking for an open mcdonald's the one mcdonald's we found that was open the line was down the fucking street like 25 cars yeah um no mcdonald's why aren't you doing 24 hours anymore anywho um has we just talked about how obese america is like you guys need to stay open 24 hours when i'm on a bender and all day breakfast that's yes that's what i was just gonna say but so we whipped into daily owns and oh look there's a car and a cop car right in the drive through so jake has to pull over back it up go inside get us burritos and cam and bailey and i are sitting in the car i'm pretty sure the kid was in the back seat he had to have

been because the parents pull up of the cruiser yeah the parents pull up get out of the car and they open the back door to the cop car and they're talking to someone in there so i'm sure their kid was there i couldn't see that get it on lincoln scanner i don't think the only thing that was on lincoln scanner was someone masturbating no way that one i didn't say dude that's awesome some guy's just like god damn this burrito prior with the bur? And I was reading the comments. I was thinking about his burrito. He just cut the top off the burrito. They didn't put sour cream in here. I gotta find these comments. I'm gonna finish my story while Bailey gets her phone.

So then the parents get out. Mom drives away the car. Dad drives away his car. That's the story. He definitely went to jail. Yeah. Oh, the kid went to jail i would assume or or at least a um what's it called they might it might have been like yeah well it might have been like we have to take him to the station and you can come pick him up there yeah like have to book him for something yeah book him did that pop filter stop that 12 hours ago so like 1 a.m

a male masturbating at the table at daily owns that's a table did it say which daily owns no good thing is that with me don't worry the cream fresh where the creme fresh don't order the creme fraiche at? Where the creme fraiche? Don't order the creme fraiche. One comment says, that's a Lincoln burrito for you. That's what we ate last night. I can never eat that again. Without thinking about it. Oh, thinking about it just makes it even better. Because I'm definitely going to keep eating Lincoln burritos. I'm definitely going to keep eating Lincoln burritos.

So you like these new mics? It's kind of nice, isn't it? Dude, it's so much nicer editing because it's one audio line. And all the mics are synced together. And then it's one audio line to line up with the video. Where were we? Which one was that? I don't even know.

48th and Van Dorn. It was the South 27th one. South 27th? There's honestly, like, so many DeLeones in Lincoln, though. Could have been, like, four different ones. Can you imagine, though? Like, just walking into a DeLeones, drunk as shit, and you're like, all I want is a fucking burrito. And some guy just sitting at the table goes...

Like, all I want is a fucking burrito. And you're like, not that kind of fucking burrito. You sick fuck. That was the old burrito. And you're like, not that kind of fucking burrito. You sick fuck. That was the old burrito sex joke. I thought I'd dust that one off for this episode. Not even two hours into 2025. Shit.

That guy had a resolution in mind. I can't find the funny comments now. My resolution is to spend more time in jail. Can you imagine, though? That's an awesome resolution. Some drunk guy's like, you know what? This year, I'm going to see how many places I can beat off in public. Boom. Number one.

Daily owns. Daily owns. Next stop, the post office. Post office. Seal those mail. Seal those letters with this. Those stamps aren't going to lick themselves. Oh, my God.

Thank you guys all for tuning in and watching yet another episode. Into the new year, this podcast has now stretched across three different years. I wanted to say decades, but that doesn't make any sense. Three different years. And probably every country. I don't know. Not every country, but. We had one viewer in germany on my spotify wrapped and a couple in canada the rest were the great old country the usa stay fit let's get our dap in here thank you guys all for watching

spotify and apple podcast for audio only are you you guys going to get in here or are you going to leave me hanging? It's a signature dap. Slap. Fist. Hope you guys enjoyed your little 99s that the mini fridge provided. Cam, Bailey, I'm glad you guys came down. We had a good old time. Thank you guys all for watching. Until next time, use the stuff you got appreciate what you have

family friends items or otherwise wait what was our cheer what was our toast we got to get that on the shirt that'd be good merch uh i don't know we'll have to listen back cheers to the folks that we love to drink and the folks that celebrate i don't remember it i don't know. We'll have to listen back. Cheers to the folks that we love to drink and the folks that celebrate. I don't remember it. I don't remember it. It's not that bad. Bye, guys.

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