Grass Daddies Podcast - Episode 67: A Lasting Impression

Episode Date: January 21, 2025

In this episode of the Grass Daddies Podcast Bencer and Jake are back on their bullshit again doing what they do best, drinking beer and talking about nothing in particular. Spencer talks about the keys to gambling success, Ben and Jake go back and forth doing questionable impressions, and after a little sports trivia the boys brainstorm questions for a new Rambling Feud episode which we need you all to provide the answers for! (Survey coming soon on our social media) SHANKITGOLF.COM Code:grass Follow us on Social Media! Youtube: grassdaddiespodcast Instagram: @grassdaddiespodcast @kamdenwellmann @jakekillham Spencer's Instagram: @spence2018 Tik Tok: @grassdaddiespodcast @kandenwellmann (yes that's how it's spelled) @jakekillham11

Which NFL Hall of Fame inductee has played for both the Vikings and the Packers? Brett Favre! That was so Gilbert Gottfried! Brett Favre! Was I right? Yes. Yeah. Welcome to the...

What? Podcast. I don't know if I've done that intro before, but we're gonna do it again. Welcome to the podcast. I don't know if I've done that intro before, but we're going to do it again. I already fucked up the chance to get to clear what audio. At some point in this episode, we're going to need you to give us a nice... What? For the sake of doing a clip, but I want it to happen organically. I'm Jake, and I'm a grass daddy. And joining me back in the studio, Spencer

or Spencer We're back. The boys are back in town. I'm fucking back. How you leaving? Back in the seat. What's that from? Oh, is that just Wolf of Wall Street?

I'm not fucking leaving. I thought you were talking about it. That's what you were talking about. We've got some stuff to talk about a little bit. Yeah? Do we? As we always do. Oh, yeah?

You get us three in a room going, mix in a couple beers. I don't know. I don't know what's in the Magic Mini Fridge. I don't know. I guess we'll just... I don't know. Oh, man'll just... I don't know. Oh, man. I should have lotioned up.

I should have lotioned up. Jesus, you dry over there, man. Dude, I shower before... This is dry season, man. Jesus. Like, my literal ear is itchy. Like, my face. That's crazy.

Do you guys lotion up after you shower this time of year? What? Kidding me? No. There's only one region of my body that's lotioned up. And it ate my face, brother. That's 12 months a year. But it's got a head on it.

What? We're back. All right. Are you tired? Are your ears dry or something? My whole body's dry. I didn't put lotion on after I showered. This is the time of year where it gets so dry outside I have to put lotion on after I showered. That's not good.

This is the time of year where it gets so dry outside I have to lube up after I shower. Yeah. Gotta stay moist. Gotta stay moist. I don't know. I get out of the shower and my whole body just feels like a little worm after a rainstorm just out on that sidewalk. Frying. Creeping up. I don't know.

Let's go get this guy the hose. Do you guys put lotion on at all? No. Do you not get dry skin? I do. Not really. The only part of my body that gets dry is my hands. And they're not even that bad. My right pinky knuckle, dude.

You could literally sand wood with it. Oh, that's like Connor. Dude, Connor's hands look like a 90-year-old woman. Like, what the fuck? There's like cracks like up top and then his knuckles. Jesus Christ. Like, goddamn.

He put a fucking lick of lotion. That thing would just go. It's just getting sucked right in there there's times like where Lena will put lotion on my back and then it'll just like absorb it all

and she'll be like gotta put more I guess and then it just like it like she applied a wetting agent to my back or something

it's just penetrating in she drops it on your back puts the bottle down turns back it's just gone I don't know it's just sucks right in.

But as much as I'm sure you guys would love to hear about our skin moisturizing habits, that's not what we're here to do. What are we here to do? Oh, what a transition. I think everyone... Fucking knock, bastard. What a transition. That was a nice segue, wasn't it?

That was a good segue. Hey, this guy's been to the lab. Did you, um... Ah! Housekeeping. Housekeeping. Oh, yeah. Clap it up for America, everybody, because here comes Budweiser.

That was an introduction right there. What are we drinking? Budweiser Heavy. What? Not heavy. Diesels. But the diesels. Budweiser Heavy is Bud Heavy.

What are you talking about? I know, and I corrected myself. It's the diesel. I was going to say, the last thing about lotion, you strike me as the kind of guy to be like, I don't put that shit on. That's a chick thing. I don't even.

That's some chick stuff, dude. I'm a man. I'm a man's man over here. You can get men lotion, though. No, I'm fucking around. I'm just too lazy. Well, the reach Is a factor

For certain parts of the body And I just I could also Just I don't care That sounds bad But If my hands are dry

My hands are dry What are we gonna do I'm talking about Like your back I don't even know Or your arms I couldn't tell you The moisture

Uh Levels of my back Right now But uh Gotta get a moisture meter On that thing Yeah somebody Take a core Out of my back right now. Gotta get a moisture meter on that thing. Take a core out of my back. Previously featured a couple episodes on the pod, I guess the mini fridge is recycling beers.

They're getting rid of last year's inventory. I mean, it's not me. I can't control what it puts in. We're just grateful that beer was in that fridge. Oh, yeah. There's always something in there, seemingly. So, I... I discovered in some of my research,

aka listening back to episodes, that the mini fridge has been fucking with our audio a little bit not in the fact that you can hear it humming right now that's just a given you guys are all used to that by now no but since it was plugged in over there i don't know what was happening but every once in a while our audio would kick out yeah and i think it's when the mini fridge turned on it like cut out our audio for a second on the soundboard. So our mics would cut out for a split second. Oh.

I think we got too much shit plugged into there. So I have it plugged in, going out to the podcast studio and into a different room. If you didn't think our setup was ghetto. I mean, they've never seen behind the camera. Dude. Have they? I don't know. No.

Well, actually, there might have been a part at the end of an episode where I, like, showed some old cans on the floor. We might have to unveil the curtain of the PewDiePie. Dude, I don't know. In front of the camera, it's a nice sleek, some sound foam, and a nice little display. And Ben and Spencer's bright smiling faces behind the camera. It's a different sort. There's some shit back here.

It's a dark void. There's some shit back here. You don't want to go past there at midnight. But, yeah, so hopefully that makes it so it doesn't cut out. I don't know. know probably i'll be listening and it'll just be like and then like our talking continues and i'm just like what the fuck was that and then yeah i concluded that it was whenever the mini fridge kicks on sean alexander's a little bit sean sean sean um so in true fashion of me cutting you guys off you had something you

wanted to talk about what were we talking about what were we talking about now there's no way now the other day you were about to say something when we were facetiming you and i said save it for the pod we both completely forgot we don FaceTiming you, and I said save it for the pod. We both completely forgot. I don't know. We don't know what you were going to say. That was just happening literally eight minutes ago, and you don't remember now again? No, I think it was about... Well, hold on. Let's not make this about me.

He hasn't said anything yet either. What the hell? Let's quiz him. What were we talking about? What? The impersonation. There was we gotta no no but before that it was about like not working i'm pretty sure and oh me and you yeah though that me and ben were just talking about before we started yeah you were about to tell me something you're like i got something else to tell me something, you're like, I got something else to tell you. And then I was like, save it. Well, I mean, I just was telling him about my nap.

Took a nap. Nice little nap. Maybe I should stop cutting you guys off. And then... And then I do have a topic, though. Figured out the cheat code at the casino, buddy.

Oh, fuck. Here we go. Oh, shit. The automated craps table. Okay, hit me with it. You figured out how to get craps. You got a hard drive? To avoid craps. So, on craps, you can do...

There's all the dice, like the numbers, the dice rule. Right. So, you do one through five. You put it on the top on one through five and then there's six seven you put that on the bottom okay and then eight through twelve put it on the top hit every time how does craps i don't know how craps works to be it's just like a dice roll i thought you just roll a dice and then You're trying to not get seven, right? Yeah, you don't want to. Seven is the most likely outcome of rolling a dice.

No, it's six to one. Oh, it is? I thought there was more combinations. Or one to six. One out of six times, you'll hit a seven. But before that, you have six chances. So I've watched people do a thousand dollar bet

and they'll hit two rounds which will give them like 500 each hit and then they'll just walk away after two hits damn so they'll walk away with another grand now if you just keep going eventually you'll hit a seven and then but then you lose everything yeah so what were you doing what was your strat exactly that yeah you just fucking play a couple rounds then you're up a couple hundred bucks sure and free money oh yeah it's free money just like last time i went and played some blackjack that was free money put a Put $100 in. Walked out with $660. Do you make the same money back on... Like, if you bet $100 and win, do you get $100?

You get $200. Yeah, you make $100. Yeah, you'll get $200. Unless you're a blackjack. No, it's still $100. What? Yeah. I thought you got a bonus if you get Blackjack.

That's a different Blackjack game, and I don't fuck with that one. Because I don't understand it. What? That's different. There's like a suits one. I don't like that. I thought Blackjack always paid like, it used to be 3 to 1, but now it's like 2 to 3. No.

You get 100 if you hit. If you win the hand. Which I'm not complaining because how I play it is when I'll put 100 bucks in. I'll play small bets until I get to 200. Then I'll do a $100 bet. And then that way if I need to double down, I can double down with my other money and then win $400. Yeah. Shit.

Yeah. I'm just watching him over there, just contemplating what you're talking about. I lost him. I lost him in the void. The monkey banging the cymbals together. Is that what was happening in your head? I'm trying to think of a character that Spencer could do an impression of. Oh, okay.

Kermit the Frog. Orders. Pizza. Dude, I don't even know how to do Kermit. Okay, so what we've been doing is... Oh, yeah, we should probably set this up. On the Discord last night, him and Nolan and I were playing Black Ops, and we just started saying, give me... We did Peter Griffin test driving a car.

That was a tough one. And then we did, give me Robert De Niro bowling. So we were just randomly doing, like, give me that, and you just have to do your best impression of it. And then you've got to throw an impression out. Do you think you could do that with anything? I don't know. Do you have anybody you'd do an impression of?

No. Okay. We have to give him something that, like, everyone can do an impression of. Like Arnold Schwarzeneg something that everyone can do an impression of. Like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Everyone can do an impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Here's a guy you've probably heard a lot of. Give me Gus Johnson. I'm not screaming into the mic.

Ordering. No, I don't know. I'll do it. I'll do it. All right. Gus Johnson ordering a Big mac from mcdonald's ordering a big mac from mcdonald's and he doesn't want lettuce okay okay gus johnson ordering a big mac but he doesn't want lettuce all right i'm to take a Big Mac. No lettuce.

Oh, my God. Here it comes. In the sack. I don't know. It's basically just getting super excited about anything. But monotone? Yeah. With sauce.

I'm here with, who is he always with? Fuck, I don't know. It's a Gus Johnson show. Well, he's always with the same guy. I don't remember his name, though. I think I didn't talk. How can you when your partner's screaming right next to you?

Like a six-yard run. They're checking the bag. Is there lettuce? No lettuce. Just freaking out. Can you believe it? McDonald's. It's the order right.

McDonald's. With the correct order. Hallelujah. I don't even know. Something like that It's a workshop Okay that was A workshop

In other news Yeah Carson Beck went to Miami No shit Oh yeah He sucks anyways Wait Georgia?

Yeah Georgia's quarterback yeah The guy that looks like Logic What Yeah Georgia? Georgia's quarterback, yeah. The guy that looks like... Logic? What? Yeah. Their starting quarterback?

Yeah. The guy with the tats, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He does not... Well, he might a little bit. I mean, they're both white with tats. Yeah. They're wiggas.

I don't know if I can say that, but I said it. But his girlfriend goes to Miami, uh... They're wiggies. I don't know if I can say that, but I said it. But his girlfriend goes to Miami, so... The Cavender twins. Can you imagine just being, like, a D1 quarterback, and it, like, automatically comes with a hot girlfriend? That's the dream. Tell me you've thought about this. Oh, I've thought...

I know you've thought about this. I was like... I was like my whole childhood. I me you've thought about this. Oh, I've thought. I know you've thought about this. I was like. I was like my whole childhood. I wouldn't kid you. Yeah. That was like the dream as like a seven-year-old. Did you guys want to be a professional athlete when you were younger? Oh, yeah. Did you want to be NFL?

Baseball. You wanted to be baseball? Yeah. You wanted to be NFL. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Did you play baseball at all? Yeah.

What were you? Catcher. Catcher, yeah. Dude, you know he was a catcher because he's just the guy that they're trying to just... You like getting beat up back there, don't you? Sometimes. Someone's got to do it. When Pig fucking...

He's running up the line. Come here, motherfucker. Dude, when Pig hit me in the nuts, though. Oh, yeah, because you said Pig was a pitcher. Oh, yeah. Dude hit it right off the bat, bounced the plate and went right up no cup i was like fucking seven you gotta wear a cup well but the way he's describing it i don't even know if a cup would have blocked that no because like the blind pig threw it like so oh yeah i had my glove high because I thought pig was gonna throw

it higher he threw it low and the dude like swung and it tipped the bottom of his bat like had backspin because it hit the plate and just went straight up I thought of I think I thought of an impression that Spencer could make me

but before we do that give me bud I thought of an impression that Spencer could make me do this. But before we do that... Give me Bud. Bud. Give me Bud. Give me Bud. So you were asking me about a tarp, and we can cut this out, but are you trying to hide a dead body? I don't know.

Okay, we can cut this out. maybe i i can look at my garage but i'm pretty i don't think i have a tarp you can use but okay i'm just kidding what's it actually what do you actually need a tarp for because we're going we're leaving tomorrow for texas to throw all of our luggage underneath because it's fucking snowing in ok. Oh shit. Because we go on our cruise someday. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I did have a tarp that I kept my upright propane smoker covered with but it just

got shredded by the elements. And like the sharp corners on it every time I would take it off would rip a little bit. And it basically just tore it to nothing so. She gone. Make a Home Depot. Yeah we're leaving at four in the morning tomorrow. Are you making it one day? Oh, yeah, we have to.

Because we board the ship at like, well, we have to be at the port at like 10. Oh, yeah. In the morning. That's kind of a, that's, I feel like that's a phrase not a lot of people say very often. We have to board the ship at... 10. You know what I mean? We gotta pay at the port at 10.

Wouldn't that be what it is, though? Yeah, but not everyone will even go on a cruise in their lifetime. It's just... Not everybody's rich like you, man. No, no, no. I'm just saying that's a funny sounding phrase that you don't normally hear. Like, yeah, we got to board the ship. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Must be at the port at 10. Why do you make it sound like it's like an old Renaissance thing? We're not getting on a Titanic here. It's a Carnival Cruise, isn't it? No, it's Royal Caribbean. Give me Shaq checking into a cruise, but they don't have his ticket for some reason. I don't even know.

I could do a voice changer to switch your voice lower. Would he get mad about that? Hey, I'm Shaq. All right, Ben, you do it. Spencer's obviously timid, and we won't hold it against him. So we'll do it between us. You got to be the... Like, I'm checking in with you.

Okay. Name, please. Hi, I'm Shaq Diesel. Four NBA titles. What? Four NBA titles. Three different teams. No, I don't know.

I don't think he won on three different teams. Celtics? No. No. I think it was all Lakers. No, he won't.. I don't think he won on three different teams. Celtics? No? No. I think it was all Lakers. No, he won't. Didn't he win

with the Heat? No, I don't think so. With LeBron and D-Wayne? That was Chris Bosh. Easily mistakeable.

Yeah. No. We're both big bankers. Chris Bosh is like a beanpole compared to Shaq. Okay, let's start over. Hey, Chris Spas for breakfast.

Hi, what's your name? Hey, I'm Shaq. I knew your name. I recognize you, but we're required to ask. I mean, you're obviously Shaq. I could tell by the eclipse that happened when you came in the room. I'm trying to get on this damn boat. All right, give me your ticket, please. by the eclipse that happened when you came in the room. Anyways. I'm trying to get on this damn boat.

All right, give me your ticket, please. I'm trying to get on this damn boat. I seem to have lost my ticket, man. No, the ticket's not registering. Oh. Oh, wait. Oh, shit, it's right here. It was in my other pocket. Yeah, sorry.

Here's my ticket. It must have been behind my gold bond okay let me scan it for you let me try it again uh jared can you come over here this ticket's not working who the fuck's jared yeah one second who's this bitch ass white boy yeah it's not working i think we're gonna have to, I don't know. Jan, I'll fucking kill you.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Mr. Diesel. Your ticket's not scanning. You're gonna have to go to that line over there that's a hundred yards long. Big fella don't get in line. Big man get on boat.

I love how, I love how Shaq's impressions are just, he becomes a simpleton. Simpleton I am. Simpleton I am. Simpleton I am. I barely know how to speak English. Yeah, you just turned into Yoda.

That was a great impression. I hope you're all applauding at home, listening. No, it was terrible. It was pretty good. It wasn't bad. Everybody just turn this podcast off. Shout out, Broits. I feel like everyone could give a Shaq impression.

You just do that. You just do that. You're just talking like this. Now that you've heard probably the best Shaq impression ever, you go. How can I back that up? If it's the best one ever. Sometimes you just gotta go

for it. I gotta put on my gold bond in my Buick. Oh fuck. Dude isn't

it crazy how many commercials he's in? I gotta put on my gold bond in my Buick that's insured by the

general. Man that guy's got printers. Printers? I'm pretty sure he's got like ink cartridges. And when the gold bond doesn't work, I put on Icy Hot.

Gummies, the shackalicious. Oh, yeah, the shackalicious. Are they good? Not really. They're kind of mid. They don't have, like, the gummy consistency of, like, a gummy bear or gummy worm. It's more of, like, a dot consistency of gummy. Or it's not springy.

It gives all the way through. Is it like really sticky too? Not super. What was that? They're not super sticky. It looked like he had a fucking stroke. Oh, God. All those fucking fumes I've been inhaling.

What fumes? Oh, the linseed oil? Peyton linseed oil. Peyton? Nice Peyton, Peyton. Peyton. Okay, give me Peyton Manning. Oh, wait, you gotta give me one now.

Oh, alright. We'll do Peyton Manning. Okay. Ow! Fuck. I don't know if I can give Peyton Manning. I don't think I could either. Fuck, I don't know.

I'm out of impressions. Give me, um... Give me Matthew McConaughey. Um... Fuck! That's impossible. How? I don't know.

I feel like I have a very, like, uh... What's it? Thin, like, layer of, uh, impressions I can do. Matthew McConaughey, I feel like you just have to be... You have to sound super introspective. What's the best one you got? And, like, almost motivational when you're giving a...

Let's think of one. Matthew McConaughey. I'll try to do one. Matthew McConaughey. Try to talk down a hooker. Talk down? Like negotiate. All right, all right, all right.

Here's the plan. We're going to hop in my Lincoln. And we're going to drive to the Motel 6. I'm going to unbutton my pants And I'm gonna take you on the ride of a lifetime I don't know It has to be That'll be $40 Oh you're the hooker

How about I just give you some egg salad Let's incorporate all of his things he's known for. I make a ridiculous tuna salad. Oh, it's tuna salad. I said egg salad. I'll shove it so far. Oh, fuck. And when we're done, we're going to watch Texas reruns.

Hook them horns. He's got a little... He's got that... And his ashes. We're Like Herbert. Yeah, Herbert the pervert. Give me Herbert the pervert. Oh, no.

I can't do the... You can't. I'll try. Maybe you can. There we go. We found Herbert. I don't think I can talk while doing it. Got it.

Give me a scenario that has a lot of s's in it. Like Herbert the pervert buys a snake. Herbert the pervert... Orvert orders a Subway sandwich. A scallop and shrimp dish scampi. Scallop and shrimp scampi? Yeah. With a... I don't know.

Okay. Okay. I don't think I could do the S's talking in a sentence though cause they can just but it's like a yeah excuse me young man

I was observing the menu I'm making him sound Southern. Hold on. He's got a little twang to him, I think. No. Not really. No? Last one to eat all the time, no PM, wins.

That's not Southern. No, yeah, I guess. What's your best one you get in your bag? I think... It's got to be Bill Cosby. Give me Bill Cosby. What's your best one you get in your bag? I think It's gotta be Bill Cosby Give me Bill Cosby I'd like to do the Bill Cosby Give me

Give me I'm trying my best not to incorporate drinking into it So We're blanking on ideas for the podcast, and it's getting a little slow, but we're thinking of ideas. You almost did a little Gilbert Godfrey, a little bit. What's with all that? We're good! Okay, here's Gilbert Godfrey. Okay.

Give me something. Give me a scenario. Jesus. Feed him. No, he means... What is going on? I was saying, give him an idea. I was sipping a beer.

You weren't sipping it. Okay, here's Gilbert Godfrey going to a sporting event. Oh, boy. No, I'm going to do it. Oh. I was going to do it. Here, you're Gilbert Godfrey And I'm also Gilbert Godfrey And we're going to a sporting event together

Hey, Gilbert Yeah When Did you get the tickets for the front row? I thought you were printing them I'm Gilbert Godfrey I have them on my phone. They're supposed to be for the front row.

I can't do this to you. I think if we get the $4 popcorn combo, that should get us till the second quarter. You're always a Jew. Well, he's Jewish and he's talking about $4 popcorn. You Jew bastard. You're always trying to take the cheap way out. Somebody clip that.

We need that on the file. Me saying Jew bastard as Gilbert Godfrey? As Gilbert Godfrey. Dude, he's got some disgusting jokes. Oh, yeah. He was gnarly. I've heard a joke where it's like, like, we're all fucking each other,

and there was piss and shit and cum, and they're just talking about, I was like, he's just saying as many gross things as he can. Did you ever watch the Norm MacDonald show? Uh-uh. He had like a show, and at the end of it, they'd all write jokes on a card and just have them piled up in the middle.

Nobody knew who wrote what. And they all had to say it? Yeah, and Gilbert Gottfried wrote that, and some of the shit they were saying was... I can't think of anything off the top of my head, but it was fun. Probably stuff we shouldn't say. No. Or do. We need a Patreon.

So we can go buck wild. Dude, I don't think so, because... Well, we could have a Patreon, but just to provide extra content. But the Patreon couldn't be centered around unfilteredness, because this podcast is already unfiltered. It would just have, like, are we required to say, like, the N-word? Because that's about as... That is a requirement. No.

If you've read the Patreon... Whoa! If you've read the Patreon terms of service, you know No That you have to say the N-word What I'm saying is We say everything But the N-word already So that's Yeah we're pretty

Uncensored the way it is So it's like I don't think In order to get worse We would have to say things we can't One of these days I might show up with a Burger King crown Good God, man.

So, Spencer, how's concrete been going? Pretty good. Pretty good? You weren't working this week because it was so cold? Oh, yeah. We worked Wednesday and Thursday. That's it. Did they not find stuff for you to do?

There's nothing to do. There's nothing to do. well not a lot to do when the grounds froze yeah yeah that's kind of been us at work we've been dude i don't know i'm starting to get cabin fever a little bit yeah i showed up today like jesus thought this again it's like this job is the extreme on both spectrums. Like in the summertime, it's like I just want to sit down for a second. And then in the winter, it's like I'm so fucking bored. There's got to be a head out there that needs to be leveled.

Right. And there is. But when there's a little bit of snow out there, I don't know. It's too hard. I'm too hard, man. The ground is hard. You're all hard. I don't know. It's too hard. I got too hard, man. The ground was hard. It's not hard. I'm hard now.

I got a basketball game tomorrow. My name is Trey and I got a basketball game tomorrow. Can I get one? No, just Mr. George. What? What? All right, who do we got in Texas, Ohio State? Ohio State.

By 10. High scoring affair. By 10, that's probably a decent guess. 54. Not that high scoring. Jesus. Jesus Christ.

Did you guys watch any of the Penn State Notre Dame? Yeah. I watched the very end. I was gaming. It's kind of bullshit. You were gaming? I was gaming. I was doing both.

And then... Wait, didn't you get off? Yeah, I don't know. It was the game. I didn't know if the game was still on. I just went to Penn. Yeah, it was on pretty late. Oh, no, yeah.

Once we got off. Yeah. Isn't Ohio State played at night? Yeah. They're probably starting right now. How much do you care about it? I can give you score updates for the next half hour or so for how long we record. I don't care.

Okay, good point. I mean, I don't care a lot. It would be kind of nice to get a little couple million if Ohio State makes it. Wait, what? Yeah, because every... So the conference you're in, if you're... So say, you know, Ohio State's in the Big Ten. If they make the championship, the conference gets $20 million.

So technically we want Ohio State to win. I guess. But Notre Dame got 20 million to the school because they're not in a conference. That's pretty sweet. Fucking fish eaters. Pretty sweet. That's pretty sweet.

Fuck Notre Dame. I'm just saying, you get 20 million to yourself? We could have had 40 million. To the Big Ten? To Penn State and Ohio State? Okay. How many teams are in the Big Ten? If Penn State and Ohio State. But let's, okay. How many teams are in the Big Ten now? 18?

Is that 18, actually? It's a lot. I thought it was like 14 or 16. No, it's more than that. It might be, it's either 16 or 18. I mean, you divvy up a mil, or 20 mil between 16 teams. I mean, that's like, what's a mil going to get you? Get a new field or something like that.

18. Yeah. But still, that's a little over a million a school. Yeah, I was just saying, if you're Notre Dame, it's sweet to get 20 million. 20? 20. 20. 20 million.

20. With a T. Yeah, but it's still stupid. I don't think there should be any independent schools. It's fucking bullshit. Not anymore at this point. It's still fucking pointless. Yeah.

It's pointless. Where would they go, though? Big Ten? No. What are they? They're Indiana pointless. Where would they go, though? Big Ten? No. What are they? They're Indiana. Yeah. They could go SEC.

Whoa, you're creeping too far north. No? Look at the Big Ten. It goes from the east coast to the west coast. I just, because we're kind of low into a not sure what to talk about moment here i was like you know what's our signature go-to thing and it's kind of it's kind of divulged into trivia sure a little bit i always like testing my friends well it started off with me trying to point out Cam's lack of knowledge. As in, like, when he would say a Stepbrothers quote, or I would say a Stepbrothers quote, and he wouldn't get it.

So that's how it originated. And it seems like in the past few episodes, especially when you guys have been on, I've been quizzing you. Sure. And so I just looked up sports trivia. Yeah. The first question, what's the diameter of a basketball hoop in inches? I thought it was going to be like, who won the NBA championship in 2005? Good God.

It's got to be. The diameter. And we don't have to do this. I was just curious. 14 inches? There's no way. It's got to be like 25. Whoa.

18. Yeah. 18 inches. I believe it's two basketballs can fit through it technically side by side. That would always happen at like PE. Yeah, they would go through and then the net would catch them both. And then it looks like a ball sack. And then if you were

really cool and you could, if you were one of the boys that could touch net, you could jump up and unstick it for your crush. If you're 6'3", I'm sure it's not that hard. At that point. 6'3". What's up guys? The that hard. Fucking 6'. At that point. 6'3". What's up, guys? The Olympics are held every how many years?

Four. Whoa. Yeah, four. There you go. You guys nailed that one. What sport is best known as the king of sports? Baseball. Soccer.

Soccer. Oh. I'm not keeping score unless you want me to. Sorry. Football. Do you want me to keep score? Stop. It is not football. Do you want me to Sorry, football Stop It is not football I don't care

I don't care, you don't have to Give me that That is not a prize Whatever that snow beast winner is That could be a prize The snow beast? Yeah, it could be If you guys really want it

What do you call it when a bowler makes three strikes in a row? Is it a turkey? Yep, you guys both got that. What are the national sports of Canada? Oh, lacrosse. That's one of them. Hockey. How many yards is there?

How'd you pull lacrosse? Lacrosse in the summer, ice hockey in the winter. Lacrosse players. How many dimples does an winter. Because hockey players are lacrosse players. How many dimples does an average golf ball have? Oh, fuck. This is a range. This is a range. Like 150 to 200.

More. 200 to 250. More. 300 to 350. 300 to 500 is what it says. Holy shit. Well, I guess if you get a golf ball and then if you get the ones that have... Because some of them have dimples inside, like on the notches on the dimple. A dimple and a dimple.

Are you telling me there's a dimple inside the dimple? You got the one big one and then in between each big one there's a tiny one. So, yeah. Fuckers. Give me Sylvester Stallone. What country has competed the most times in the Summer Olympics, yet hasn't won a gold medal? Boom. Is it like Indonesia?

Starts with a P. Philippines. Peru? Yeah. I should have said it before you said the P thing because I was going to say Philippines and then you said P. The classic 1980 movie called Raging Bull was about which real life boxer? Oh. Muhammad Ali? Muhammad Ali? called Raging Bulls about which real-life boxer? Uh, oh. Muhammad Ali?

He's got a really cool first name. Is it... The coolest first name anyone could have. What, Rocky Balboa? No, the coolest first name. A real boxer. The coolest first name anyone could have. Cassius Clay?

Nope. Oh. Starts with a have. Cassius Clay? Nope. Oh. It starts with a J. It says Jake something. Jake Paul? It's Jake Paul. No, it's Jake LaMotta. Oh, fuck off.

Fuck off, Jake LaMotta. The Triple Crown. Horses. Is awarded. The Triple Crown award is given to a horse that wins which three races? The Belmont. This is up his alley. Horse racing.

It's got to be Kentucky Derby. What's the other one? The one that everyone forgets. The Do you want me to give you a peek at it? Yeah, what's it start with? P The, uh, pre Yep

Premont, no Preakness Preakness In the 1971 Olympics Nadia Kamani Why is there so many Olympic questions? I don't know, I can skip it Who has won more tennis grand slams, Venus Williams or Serena Williams?

Serena. Yep. Where will the 2028 Summer Olympics be held? Las Vegas, ain't it? Or Los Angeles. Los Angeles. It was one of the... Oh, yeah.

Los. Los. Which boxer fought against Muhammad Ali and won? Vander Holyfield? Nope. That was Tyson. Fuck. Isn't it a white guy?

I don't know if this guy's white or not based on his name. Probably not, then. Let me look it up. No, it's not. He's not. He's black. Yeah. Huh.

I didn't mean to sound disappointed. No, he's not. He's not. He's black. Yeah. Huh. I didn't mean to sound disappointed. No, he's not right. Score one for the good guy. I don't know. Joe Frazier. Ah, shit. Which golf tournament did Tiger Woods win by 12 strokes, cementing his first ever major championship win? 2002 U.S. Open Pebble Beach. Nope. It's not U.S. Open? I know First ever Major championship win 2002 US Open

Pebble Beach Nope It's not US Open It just says Which golf tournament It wasn't the US Open Nope

PGA Championship Nope The Masters Yep What How many medals Jesus How many medals

Did China win At the Beijing Olympics It's always Olympics. 37. 100. Whoa. Shit. Gold medals?

No, medals. Okay, do you guys want any different trivia questions? Give me some NFL, college football. NFL. Ha ha ha. Trivia. You guys are so fun. He's Birdman.

These guys. Rainman. Birdman. Birdman. He's a bird. He's Birdman. These guys. The Rain Man. Birdman. Birdman. He's a... Which I'm a bird. What's Birdman? Anderson.

A rapper? No, Birdman in the NBA is something Anderson. Yeah. The white guy. Chris Anderson? Chris Anderson. Which... Give me Marge Simpson.

You have to answer as Marge Simpson. Okay. Which NFL Hall of Fame, and you have to do Arnold Schwarzenegger. Which NFL Hall of Fame inductee has played for both the Vikings and the Packers? Brent Favre. That was so Gilbert Gottfried. Brent Favre. Was was so Gilbert Gottfried. Brett Favre. Was I right?

Yes. Yeah. Which retired NFL coach was nicknamed the Big Tuna? Oh. Big Tuna. The Big Tuna. Retired? Fuck.

Bill Parcells. Bill Parcells. Bill Parcells! Yep. You don't have to do that anymore. What is the name of the former Detroit Lions quarterback who allegedly cursed the team after being traded to the Pittsburgh Bears? Oh, holy shit. That is so old.

That is a long time ago. I don't know. I could name like... He's dead. Bobby Lane. Which NFL team Is the only team Thus far To achieve

A perfect season Remaining undefeated Patriots Nope Remaining undefeated Throughout the regular season Miami Dolphins Damn it we know

The Wait What was the whole question Because the Perfect season Well the Patriots Remaining undefeated Throughout the regular season

And playoffs Patriots did They lost in the Super Bowl Perfect season. Remaining undefeated throughout the regular season and playoffs. Patriots lost in the Super Bowl to the 9-8 Giants. To Eli Manning. Who was the first NFL player to declare I'm going to Disney World in a TV commercial after winning the Super Bowl? No idea. Barry Sanders? Phil Simms.

Barry Sanders didn't win a Super Bowl. Here we go What is it called When a quarterback Throws a very long pass Near or in the end zone With a highly unlikely chance Of completion

Usually as a last ditch Effort to score Hail Mary Yes Such a long winded question Guy knows ball Just a guy who knows ball Which team

Did legendary coach John Madden Lead to a Super Bowl The Raiders Yep The Raiders The Autobots ball. Just a guy who knows ball. Which team did legendary coach John Madden lead to a Super Bowl victory? Yep. The Raiders. The Oakland Raiders. Go Tigers.

The Autumn Wind is a Raider. No, it was the Oakland Raiders. No, it's an NFL documentary thing. The Baltimore Ravens are named in

honor of a poem by which famous writer? Edgar Allan Poe. Yep. Which NFL team has become notorious for running a play called the Tush Push, also known as the Brotherly Shove? Fly, Eagles, fly. You should know all about the Tush Push, huh? Play them twice a year. Oh, yeah. Eagles fly. Ow.

You should know all about the Tish Pudge, huh? Play him twice a year. Oh, yeah. I don't want to. Okay, the game's underway. Zero-zero. Uh-oh. Texas and Ohio State. Oh.

I see. I thought you were like. That was the warm-up and now we're going. I was like, oh, shit. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go now. There's, I don't know there's these guys on like they always show up on my tiktok or like youtube shorts and they're playing they always are playing the same games where it's like it's

one letter and they have to guess the word on the one letter and then it ties into the next word oh so it's like the first letter is h and it's like house and the second letter is um c and it's like house call or something and then it's like call phone or i don't know phone home something yeah but like i'm not trying to hate on their podcast but it sucks no no it doesn't it's a good podcast you sucked no it's a good podcast and they're cool charismatic guys and it's yes it's entertaining but i wouldn't want to do that because i'm like i want to try to create something new and genuine for each episode and they're doing like the same thing over and over again turns out to be you know what i

mean yeah turns out to be a challenge well and i get that we're making it easier on ourselves by just talking about whatever we want on any given episode but yeah that's still a genuine new experience because we don't even know what we're going to talk about and there's been times where they'll like play like card games or board games and i'm like you're not creating anything you're using someone else's creation in order to create content does that make sense yeah it's half-assed and isn't good like i could sit here and just read a book you should i could sit here and read a book for the next 15 minutes. That's why I'm like, the trivia is fun, but that's why with the family rambling feud,

it was like we took their concept and created our own game. Yeah. You know what I mean? We should make a game. I mean, you could almost make your own rambling feud. Go around and ask all your friends. Oh, like bear the survey? Yeah, ask all all your friends like oh like a family the survey yeah like ask all of your friends a survey that's a jet that's a fucking genius idea yeah because then you could

go around and ask like all your family and friends and then with your own question and then yeah do you want to start creating it right now? We should. That actually sounds kind of fucking fun. Give me Steve Harvey. Give me Steve Harvey creating his own family feud. I feel like this bit's only funny between us. They probably don't even think it's funny. Okay, so what is it? It's a question?

Yeah, so it's a question you ask. Let's come up with a funny question together and then we'll survey our friends and family. I'll send out a text to random people. You'll answer these questions. How many beers do you drink in a month? That's a great question.

How many beers do you think you consume in a month? I feel like, yeah, those are good. The best ones, though, it those are good the best ones though like it's tough with the number ones like like when they're like you gotta make you can't make it number one is whatever the most no no but like what i'm saying is like you could do a general range like when they do like on a scale of one to ten when they do those questions it's kind of weird because most people just say five. In a month? No, no, no.

No, no, no. It's how many beers do you drink in a month? And you take an average. If someone says 30, if the majority of the people say 30, then that's the number one answer. What I'm trying to say is you could do like a

I'm gonna fuck myself. questions where the number is an answer. Get kind of weird. If that makes sense. Hit me with a question. How many times do you wipe your ass? Right. And there's really going to be You want me to put that?

That's a great question to be honest. I think you could do like for the beer one you could do like a 30 How many times do you wipe before you're done? Before it's clean? Yeah. Before it's clean. We got two questions.

Bang. That's the game. That's the game. I think we got to get, like, seven or ten. Probably, yeah. You got something? His brain's trying to turn something up but I'm struggling trying to think of like

I need a blue chew I need blue chew um trying to think of like some of them are like name something that name name uh name a kitchen object that you, name something you would find in a kitchen.

You know, they're always like, name something or something like that. Oh. And it should probably be something funny and ridiculous to fit theme with this with this pod words you use to act like you're listening i don't know how to phrase this like it sounds so bad like your significant other like when they're telling a story and you're like oh wow or like that's cool word you use yeah to make your significant other think you're listening. Yes, I like that. That could get a lot of guys in trouble. That's crazy.

That could get a lot of guys in trouble. Sounded bad coming out of my mouth. That's such a convoluted question. Word you use to try to make your significant other think you're listening. Ooh, I got a good one. That could potentially go bad, but also could throw a loop in the question. Okay. Name an item that you have in your nightstand by your bed.

Oh, that's a good one. Or should it be name something that you have in your nightstand? Yeah. Name an item that you have in your nightstand. Yeah, because that could throw a loop loop because I could see you going, A dildo. What? I could see you pulling that out of the left field.

A self-suck machine. Yeah. A self-suck machine? Is that a thing? Yeah, dude. It's just a pocket pussy that moves. It's called your mouth. Name something that you wouldn't want to walk in on.

Yeah. What's something you wouldn't want to walk in on? A lot of things. Give me your top two. Name something you wouldn't want to walk in on. Yeah. Whoa! A lot of things. Give me your top two. Your parents having sex does not count. Whoa! That's probably going to be number one. Right, but I want to hear everybody.

Sometimes there's like an obvious number one, and then it gets more. I'll give you one. I come down the stairs, and I see Martin pissing against the wall. That's bad news. I'd rather see him pissing in the litter box, but I don't want to see him pissing on the wall. It's bad news, huh? He said bad cat. Bad news. Dead grandparent.

Yeah. Bad news. That's bad news. That's really bad news. That's dependent. Got a chick that's coming your way. Oh, my God. Jesus, man.

You're a bad person. I'm a sick fuck. What's the first cuss word you say when you get in a fender bender? Fuck. Might have to save that for the Patreon. He actually does. He got re-rendered. Oh my god.

What's the first thing you say when you get in a car accident? What did you say? Oh my god What's the first thing you say when you get in a car accident What did you say Oh my god Is he Asian No You better not be Asian I just saw a clip So help me god I just saw a clip where someone was like

Trying to get an insurance claim They like cut someone off And they stopped in time And then they put it in reverse and backed into them oh my god and the girl was on the phone the whole time with her boyfriend and they were like oh my god what are they doing oh my god what the hell did you guys eat supper no are we getting what is what is something what do you say

what is something when you didn't hear what someone said I tried to get it I tried to get it no I'd say it when it's outlandish oh yeah Ben says something fucking out of left field. What do you say when Ben says something ridiculous?

What? I hope I wasn't talking over you. What are you talking about? Hold on, hold on. We might have to fabricate it. Okay, ready? Oh, wait, that's yours what okay now let's okay don't do the reaper okay do it without the reaper okay so let's practice

ready ben ben why ben you always are walking around with your Velcro and your socks or you've got your sweatpants. Ben, wait, hold on. Ben told me the other day that he takes the stick out of his corn dog and fills it with ketchup to eat it. I actually do that. Beautiful. That's so cute. I guess that wasn't ridiculous enough. I take the stick out of the corn dog.

I don't fill it, but then I take the stick out and just dip it like a mini corn dog. Okay, I guess I got to think of something more ridiculous. Why do you do that? Because then when you're biting down and you bite on the fucking wood stick, you're not like, oh! Because when you're taking half the dog in one bite, like a ravenous ant. It's a two-biter, ain't it? You're not a Neanderthal. You don't bite through the stick like, what's this thing doing here?

Like you forgot it was in there. Well, I don't want to fucking be surprised when I hit it. Okay, let's think of something else ridiculous. It's a corn dog. It's going to have a stick there. Not when you pull it out. No, but it's a part of the thing. When you get a corn dog.

It's got to be involved. There's got to be a stick involved. No. Like many things in life, there's got to be a stick involved. Yeah. Oh, sorry. What are you doing over here, Budweiser? What do you want, huh?

Oh, wait, I got something. Name something you would hide from your wife. Oh. Uh. Hmm. My weed stash significant other your significant other my weed stash

it's kind of hard when you grow it this is gonna be fun I'm gonna be sending this out to as many people as I can like please complete this survey

because we want to do a rambling feud I'm Steve Hardley. This is Rambling Feud. I feel like everything I wouldn't want my significant other to find is something I don't do. I can't think of a thing. You don't have to do it to not want them to find it. It could be something as easy as like I bought an expensive tool.

Oh, yeah. A new golf set. Yeah. Behind the steering wheel of my car? Could that be one? What? It could be, like... Oh, fuck.

I talked through it. Behind the steering wheel of your car? You better not find that. What the... What the fuck do you... Wait, what's behind your steering wheel? No, I'm just saying Better not catch him driving My car

I was so fucking confused You could have framed that a little bit No shit Alright Alright Shakespeare over there Wait something you would hide from your significant other So your answer would be My car keys

Yeah There we go My car keys My car keys Show me my car answer would be my car keys? Yeah. There we go. My car keys. My car keys. Show me my car keys. Show me my car keys. Don't touch my Bentley.

Keep your fucking hands off that. Don't touch my Eustace minivan. Keep your Oh, I might be getting that. I have an appointment to get my bumper fixed.

Again? From Eustace. Get the minivan back. We're hoping for the minivan.ustace. Get the minivan back. We're hoping for the minivan. We're hoping for the minivan. I might ask for it. Because they have like... What are you doing?

Is that your fifth Budweiser or fourth? One of these. This is my fourth. I got two over there. One of these is a... The ones with the dents. These aren't all mine. How do we get a Budweiser sponsorship?

Name a song. No, that'd be too specific. I was going to say name a song that you wouldn't want someone to know you were listening to. That's too specific. What's a song that you wouldn't want someone to know you were listening to. That's too specific. What's a song you got, huh? Yeah, what's one of your forbidden songs? What's on your forbidden playlist? Like Pink Pony Club or something.

That I'm ashamed for people to know that I like? Like you would put on in the car when no one else is with you because you're like either no one else let's either no one else likes this song but me or oh that's i wouldn't want someone to know i was i feel like ben's not a good example it's probably like a song from like the 80s some elton john. I'm still standing. Something like that. Something like... Yeah. Mine would probably be like a... Billy Idol. Eilish?

No. Idol. White Wedding. That's not... I mean, that's like... There's a good chance you would hear that on 92.9. Yeah. So that's not crazy, but...

Maybe not a lot of people would like it. Mine would probably be something like a reggae song or something that I was just feeling reggae that day. Wanted to listen to... Something like that, you know. Not necessarily because I'm ashamed of it, but I don't think many people would want to listen to it. Like if I was like, guys, let's go to the Stars game and then I'd throw on fucking... That'd be a pleasant spread.

And it's just some Dreadhead singing, but that might have been racist. We'll edit that out. We'll keep it in. I think Dreadhead flies. I think Dreadhead flies. Because there's white dudes as Dreadheads. We haven't done this all episode. I'm going to do it right now.

I'll crack that cold. Yeah. So let's go there. Let's make our escape. I have ambitions for getting everyone together and singing that so we can have ourselves singing it for the outro so that it doesn't get copyright. Yeah.

I think it's going to be so good that we get copyright. It's going to be so good that we get copyright. We're going to think it's actually Creed. Yeah, it's fucking Scott Stapp. It's valid. It sounds like it. Give me Scott Stapp singing the Star Spangled Banner. Oh, say.

No, I can't do this. Can you see. Oh, my God. Stop. By the dawn's early light. I don't know. I'm six feet from the light and it's red blooming.

Rock is bursting. Has he done the national anthem? We gotta find out if Scott Stapp's done that. I always resort to a southern accent when I'm trying to do an accent of something. Yeah. I don't know why. I think it's because that's the easiest accent to do.

It's just talking like this. You do talk like a fucking idiot and you fucking talk like this. You don't really pronounce the words too well and you just do this. Maybe they do that just because it's easier it's just an easier form of talking you don't have to put as much effort in uneducated well you're talking like a west virginian moonshiner right now yeah like a tickle of a moonshiner have you ever seen the whitt? Oh, yeah. The inbred family? Yeah. They don't even talk.

They don't even talk. They just grunt. Me and my buddies. Ray, did you just take a pee over there? So we watched that series from that guy that visited him or whatever. And we were so fascinated by him that we found where they lived. What? Stop. We found where they lived.

Stop. Wait, is it in California? No, it's in odd West Virginia. And we found them on the white pages. And we started calling their house. Oh, I thought you meant like you went to their establishment. What the fuck? Did they answer? Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. I think this deserves a What?

I think that's a good There we go We call her house Cause there's that one Who knows how to talk And she's the spokesperson For the homesteads The spokesperson

Wait up Someone's gotta speak for him The one with the least amount of chromatomes What the fuck did you even say? Not really You know what I mean Can we talk to Ray? Cause he's the guy that goes

Dude have you seen videos of him Where he's just throwing in mulch piles? Like he's You kinda sounded like him there but Where he's But he's like throwing in dips Yeah And his eyes are all like chameleon eyes

Like he's not even looking Yeah A whole uh did you talk to her either no that she wouldn't put him on the phone you wait you actually got a hold of her yeah because their numbers you know it's out there on the internet so you find whittaker's dude and we we we called as like the uh west virginia times like we were trying to be the newspaper trying to get a story from them. That's probably how they get money, by royalties. Because they're so poor, seemingly.

I was like, if I just seem like a little bit of authority or something, they might, yeah. Can I get a quote from Ray Whittaker? Except when their phone comes out, it's maybe Ben, California. Yeah. No, he's star 67. Oh, smart. We're good.

Nothing ever bad happened. Name someone you wouldn't want to get a call from. The FBI. Yeah. It'd be a bad day. Pretty much just the police Can you guys type Without looking

Yeah On my phone again I can get pretty close On the computer But it would have to be I can get within a couple keys It would have to be My keyboard though

Cause every time I get on Like somebody else's laptop I legit Feels like the first time I'm typing It could be off Like by one key Yeah

Cause yeah my hand Will be shifted A key over And it's like, oh, God. That ain't English. That ain't it, chief. Where do you guys want to get food from? Should we get some za? Should we get some wings?

Should we get some... You had Chipotle for lunch. Chipotle, yeah. They butchered that fucking wrap job. Goddamn idiots. Why? Because it was just all falling out or what? Yeah, the top and bottom was not secured.

Oh, man. They didn't twist your blunt? No, they didn't. They didn't twist. It wasn't tight. It wasn't a tight pack. They do need more potheads at Chipotle. You think if a potheadheads at Chipotle. Really.

You think if a pothead worked at Chipotle, they'd be better at wrapping inherently? Oh yeah, 100%. You think so? Oh yeah. They'd care more. You think they'd wrap it tighter? Yeah, they'd be like, I'm not. Then they just could practice all day. For when they go home, they're like,

easy. Except when they take your burrito go yeah take your burrito and lick that bitch up um nobody start this for you or what ben would be like actually could you quit that's an impression i can do what oh yeah yeah give me Oh yeah give me Give me a bit Give me Ben No no no let me do it Let me do it

Give me I'll be down for that Give me Ben Okay so this is more of a scenario Being down for that We We run out of beers And we need Ben to run to the gas station and get us more beers.

Give me that. Okay, I'll be me. Hey, Ben. The cornhole games are raging on. You got to buy for the next round and we're out. Somehow. Spencer, drink 120 beers. I need you to run to the gas station and get us more.

Can you do that? Yeah, I suppose I could do that for you, Jake. If you do, then you can smoke as many cigs as you want. Alright, yeah. I'll go get that case and grab some cigs on my way back. Shit, he took the words right out of my mouth.

That's pretty accurate. Fuck, he took the words right out of my mouth. How'd you do that? That's pretty accurate. I'll be down for that do that? That's pretty accurate. Is this mine? Is this mine? I'll be down for that, too. That's true. I feel like I just turned into Bruce.

He turned into Bruce. Oh, sure. He can't even do himself. Oh. Oh. Bruce is forever the funniest thing ever was when Bruce, when I first heard him do a Bill impression, which are people we worked with for the listeners in our home. No last names.

I don't even know his last name. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Brucey Brotz and Bill. Well, I know Bruce's last name. I don't know Bill's. I can tell you Bruce's last name. Let's drop it on the podcast. No. But his impression of Bill was our impression to him yeah oh oh yeah

it's pretty close yeah it was just you started doing it and i was like i was just dying laughing did i tell you on the facetime did i tell you they were watching terrifier yeah you told me bruce is up there game planning. I told Bruce, you taking notes? And it was right in the scene where they're sawing the chicken. Lengthwise. Dude, that movie was crazy. You had never seen it before?

It gets worse the, like, 2, 3, or more gory. I didn't realize. Yeah, they step it up I haven't seen three but two is pretty bad the bedroom scene is really bad I didn't realize

there were more movies cause Courtney showed me I think the trailer for like the newest one yeah three but I just thought that was like a new movie coming out

and so I was watching it's Terrifier 3 I thought it was the first one no so I was watching this like oh this is pretty good and then I was like, there's two more.

I'm like, what? What? What? You can't get better than this. First one was fucking phenomenal. You ever seen Sinkhole? To be original? No.

It never should. Okay. That's been my week. That was a nice movie wreck. Have you ever seen this? Don't. Yeah. My week has been watching Tubi original movies.

What is that? Is it just like a knockoff? Yeah, it's like free Netflix. Yeah, basically. Where they just put shit movies because no one wants to pay to watch them. Christmas Twisters. Basically. Yes.

You know what we need to do is go see movies in theaters with the boys. I'd be down. That's something we should do. I know you're down, but I'm just saying that's something we should do. There's never good movies out,

I feel like. Like, what's the last movie that came out where you're like, fuck, I gotta go see it. John Wick. Okay, well... I'm a big movie guy, Ham.

I wish I could've seen John Wick in theaters. John Wick 4? Fuck. Yeah, that'd be Ham. I wish I could have seen John Wick in theaters. John Wick 4? Fuck. Yeah, that'd be cool. I'd do that. Or even just watching movies together.

We could do a movie night. We don't always have to just... Get absolutely fucking obliterated. Yeah, we don't always just have to... We can get our PJs on and watch a movie.

I'm not saying we're going to circle jerk. I'm just saying. Get the popcorn going. Bring a troll bag. Get the popcorn going. Maybe have a couple M&Ms. Give me a Canadian about to have a movie night with the boys.

Oh, hey, buddy. Oh, hey, bud. We're just going to watch. We're going to watch Interstellar, bud. Is there a Canadian movie set? A little letter kidney? Sure. Did you bring the corn pop?

It's a show. It's Canadian. I feel like they say corn pop or something stupid. Bring the old corn popper, eh? Yeah, you bring the corn pop? I don't know if they say that. I got butter from the moose. Butter from the moose?

What the fuck? That might even warrant another. What? I got these. even warrant another. What? I got these. I got another one. I got these tasty beaver bites. Beaver bites? What the fuck?

That's awesome. Sound like Xavier Leggett eating his raccoon. Yeah, I mean, okay. No. You can't even. It's just mumbling it. You know what I'm saying? It sounds like fucking Boomhauer.

You know what I'm saying? What's the most obscure thing you've ever eaten? Gator tail. Gator tail? Gator's good. That isn't obscure. I've never had gator. I wouldn't say it's obscure.

It just tastes like chicken. Well, it's not normal. That's not what makes it obscure the taste of it. It's not a meat you can just go to Hy-Vee and let me get a gator tail. You couldn't if you went downtown. That would be a funny prank video. Well, son of a bitch, we're not in the South. Well, fuck me.

That would be a funny prank video. Going to Hy-Vee and be like, how much is the gator tail? And they're just like, what? What? much is the gator tail and they're just like what what uh i've ate squirrel is that good i haven't eaten squirrel it's not like fat no there's no fat it's really rough very lean yeah i had elk buffalo i have i've had dove yeah dove that's pretty good just this Thanksgiving we had some pheasant and

I can't remember oh prairie chicken duck is really greasy what the hell is a prairie is that a chicken chicken of the prairie my friend I've had groundhog lemur sabuma foo what the fuck is sabuma foo you don't know what sabuma foo is

absolutely not it's that like pbs child's show my old cat and it's sabuma foo but he's a cat he's a puppet lemur lemur puppet sabuma foo it's my old cat's name Really? No Oh okay We'll edit that out I was making a joke That I eat cats How was that a joke About you eating cats? Because you said

Sabuma food And I said That was the name of My last cat And we were talking about Obscure things we've eaten But you didn't allude to that You're supposed to read

Between the lines God god damn it. What if the cat just died? All you said was that was my last cat. You didn't say... The joke would have been funny if you were just like... Here we go, workshop. I don't know. We'll workshop. We'll workshop it.

We're gonna workshop the idea of Ben eating cats. They're eating the cats and dogs. Give me an Asian person. No, I'm just kidding. Oh. No, no, no. Ping chow.

No, no, no. I'm going to mute your mic real quick. Don't get me started. Why'd you say ping chow? He said ping chow. I got to fucking piss so bad. Don't throw me under this. He's going gonna piss himself

I think are we at the end probably yeah I think we're falling apart here thank you guys all for watching and tuning in to another episode

with the the usual standing guest Spencer's back from his trip to Mount Everest luckily he's alive and well and came back to us is he dead bodies up there

yeah saw a lot from what dead bodies up there. It's not a lot from what I hear, but that's the story for the next episode. Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio only. Until next time, I don't even fucking know how to wrap up this shit show. If you're gonna drink a beer,

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